Podcast About List - Ep. #277 - The Price is Nice

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

The Price Is Nice is an American podcast game show where contestants compete by guessing the prices of merchandise to win cash and prizes. A 2024 revival by Patrick Doran, Cameron Fetter, and Caleb Pitts of their 1956–1965 show of the same name, the new version added many distinctive gameplay elements. Listeners are selected from the audience: the hosts call their name, invoking them to "Come to our live shows!", the show's famous catchphrase. Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

Take your head off right now, and put these on, and wear a red shirt. Number one, Nigel Uno. Nigel Uno from Code Names, because where was he from? England. Oh, I. What did he talk about? I don't, can you play? I'm going to get that.

Oh, my. Say like I have a new invention. I have a new two by four technology. That's Australian a little. I thought he was Australian. No, that's the blonde one. Yeah. Kind of ruined it.

Yeah, it wasn't that good. You also weren't wearing a red shirt. Yeah, if you had a red shirt. He made me do that. Yeah, but you should be able to think on your feet. I know. Like, here, give me these sunglasses. If he had put these on me, I would just be like this.

Surf's up, dude. See, but that's not. And it makes Patrick laugh. That's not. Nigel Uno, though. But it's like, I'm thinking on my feet. I'm improvising. You know, I'm rolling with the punches.

I'm doing something that's funny. He became a surfer. Wait, I can do that too. Well, do you sell a different prop now? This has been used up. No, I got another. Oh, I'm completely blind. No, you're not.

Who said that? Me? Who's you? Oh, I'm a surfer. Don't laugh at that. That's not funny. It's funnier to be blind. Being a surfer is funny.

First of all, laughing at blindness is punching down. That's punching down. That's a disability. Surfing is not a disability. You're stupid enough to fucking hang out with sharks. You have a mental disability. You're not hanging out with waves.

You're not having out with waves and sharks and fish. They said I had a mental deficit. I still got into college. So. You got into college more than any of us. I got into three colleges. Yeah, that's actually pretty impressive. Three colleges dropped out of each one.

Toby, motherfucking Keith is dead, man. I know. Fuck, dude. It actually was, I was listening to a. I was listening to a lot of Toby Keith in the past couple of weeks on it genuinely. Toby Keith and Tim McGraw I've been listening to. I ain't as alive as I once was.

But I'm as dead once. Well, you know, I'm covered in dirt and worms all me now. All these people. There was a time back in my prime when I got up and walked around. I love this grave. I love my grave. It's my kind of grave. It's all dirt.

and stuff and grass Yep They buried me up my On my ass On my face On my ass They said Toby You passed away

Toby Toby you have passed away Man and I'm sorry What was the other one Flowers for my grave Yep And flesh for my worms Well that could work too

Flowers for my grave Flesh for my worm Horse Worm horse He calls These are my Wormies Dude, oh my God

That would be a great thing For an edgy guy Like Marilyn Manson to do To be like raise And take care of a bunch of worms And be like yeah When I die Release these into my grave

That's actually so fucking Marry me with my worms Because if you did it Because the Supreme edgy thing to do It would be like I'll let my dog eat me After I die

But you can't do that No The dogs are only interested Or you can get a pig farm Go snatch style Yeah But like people That's why people get mad at that.

They won't let the pigs do it. But worms, it's like you're already dead and you just put a... Yeah, the worms are going to eat you anyway. Exactly. That's true. But anyway, every all these people saying, rest in peace, Toby Keith, this, rest in peace, Toby Keith that. Well, guys, rest in piss, Toby Keith.

Because I actually think he was a piece of shit. Watch your fucking mouth. Watch it. He wasn't... Watch it. He was an SJW. Wait, really? Yeah.

Was he? Fuck you, Toby Keith. Was he an SGW? Hey, Toby Keith. Fuck you, man. Did you see that? I didn't know that you were in SJW. And now that I realize this, you're dog shit to me.

And I'm glad you're dead. There was a, there's this, like, fake story that goes around about how Chris Christofferson made fun of, or it said, like, Who the hell is that? Chris Christo, you don't know that he was in the highwayman, I think, with Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash. S&L. Yeah, he was in S&L. Oh, okay. Yeah.

But there's like this fake story that goes around. Like, I think they were like buddies. And everyone was like, yeah, Chris Christofferson told him that he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, didn't serve this country. He's pretending to be a patriot or whatever. Whoa. And that's going around again now that he's dead. Toby Keith is responsible for probably half of the deaths in the Iraq war.

Oh, absolutely. This guy can't, you can't, this guy deserves every medal on earth. The Taliban song and not get a purple heart. Dude, how many fucking people listen to a Toby Keith song? American soldiers.

Literally, there are, I'm an American. Toby Keith's songs led to the loss of so many. So many guys who were, like, so good at football. Toby Keith has legs on his head. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know how they paint how they paint planes on like a plane when they shoot him down?

He was on his guitar. He was painting legs. Just tons of just white legs all over his guitar. Bones all over his guitar. Just a bunch of femur bones. And not even, you know. He's sitting on a throne made of bones. Just tons of skin bones.

We're thinking about this, right? Just cousin legs. We're thinking about cousin legs, right? but we're not considering how many whiskey-related alcohol deaths for these women. Oh, that was something I wanted to talk about, man. I think that this might be...

There's no question in my mind that this was an alcohol-related passing away. I think... Oh, because he loves bars. Because he loves bars and he's spinning all his... He loves at least one bar. Yeah, he loves one bar. We don't know that he likes bars in general.

I guess that's true, but he says, Red Solo Cup, I fill you up. So he also likes parties. Yeah. And what do you do a party with a Red So... That could be a picnic. He likes a whiskey. whiskey girl. And so many women were trying to do him, and they started getting into whiskey,

women can't, that's a man's drink. You can't drink whiskey if you're a girl. That's the point of the song. You don't actually put hair on your chest and then nobody wants to date you. Yeah, then Toby Keith won't want to date you. Yeah, so that's the thing. You think he's telling the truth and that's not he's lying. I think this is, I hate saying this. I hate even thinking about this. I think that the tide is turning on alcohol in America. Yeah, absolutely. I think that Toby Keith, this death is going to be the first of many alcohol related deaths that we see. Probably me and Patrick soonly following. Yeah.

Right. And the younger generation are not. Well, they're all addicted to vapes and zins. They don't even want to drink alcohol anymore, man. I saw something like, like, Gen Z is the least alcohol drinking generation ever. They hate it. They don't like it. How? It's because they're...

No, they won't. I think it's because they're... We're Gen Z on the technicality, you know? Well, wait, yeah, Gen Z isn't Gen Z? It's all, like, are they all, like, they've been legal to drink for what, four or five years? And they haven't dove in? 97. I think it starts at 95. I'm a day walker for Zillennial. I'm, I can navigate millennial spaces as well as Gen Z space. You're a gay stalker. Yeah. I'm not a gay stalker. And you're also, we're all daywalkers here. I don't know what that means. We can navigate millennial space. We can say stuff about Matt and Kim, but also heat. I'm full millennial, man. If they put, they say I'm a zoomer. I don't care. But I have, you want to claim that? Say dogo right now. That's, well, that's what I mean, dude. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I So much more likely to connect with somebody who says doggo than somebody who says bruh.

True. There's no. Can you imagine being in a, like, yeah, I don't know. If I'm at a party full of millennials only. Yeah. I'm going to do okay. I'm fine. I'm in, I'm with my home turf.

You might bring a slice home. Yeah, slice of pizza. Nah. Touch my button. Yeah, millennial, right there. That's, yeah. Zoomers, they do not eat pizza. What house are you?

They don't like. I'm definitely Ravenclaw. See, he knew immediately what I meant. That is millennial is fun. We're all millennial. We're not Zoom. You might be a full Zoomer. You're a full Zoomer.

You're actually full Zoomer. No, I'm Day Walker, bro. No, you're not, man. You're full Zoomer. No, I'm not a full zoomer because I like alcohol and I hate weed. I got alcohol. See, that's the thing. I can go to the hookah bar.

I can go to the regular bar. They accept me. Why don't they have hookah bar? Why is there a hookah bar, but there's no cigarette bar. We can just smoke cigarettes and stuff. They got this fucking stupid hookah bullshed. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Why that.

You saw it. We've been naming a show there. You saying a city made me remember. I want to do the plug at the top, but we'll do it. We'll do it eight minutes in. Guys, we're adding some shows to the tour. Oh, my God. But these guys, these are not your typical.

And Julio, I'm going to send this picture to you right now so you can pull it up on screen. I'm so strong from the new shows. We're doing the sketch. We're doing the sketch tour, of course, that you guys all already know about and bought tickets for. He's been obsessed with my strength. I have been touching Patrick a lot. You tried to, you tried to fully molest me earlier. He doesn't care about my strength at all.

You saw that too. I was, I did. I wasn't trying to molest you, man. You're being dramatic. He was touching up on him. You never had a good friend before who touches you. I felt. I felt what felt like a piece of wood touching the back of the chair.

I had some wood. And you know what I'm saying. I'm construction. Construction vibes. Got the car mara. It's not molestation unless you asked you to touch it. By the way, we have shows. I have some shows here.

We're doing the sketch shows with with home, planted and Pierce. These ones are just. us, just the trio, some podcast shows for you guys. We're hitting the major cities on this one that we haven't been to yet, guys. We are going to Minneapolis on March 30th at Sisyphus Brewing. We're hitting Detroit on April 3rd at Loving Touch. And of course, the jewel of America. We're going to Carborough, North Carolina on 426. Caleb tried to give me a loving touch earlier. So, uh, I tried to give you a jewel of me. These ticket links are supposed to be up by the time this comes out. It's Sisy and how much you try to fuck me. They might, they might. They might.

not be up on the website yet but so if you go to the website try a buy it and you don't see them just keep hitting F5 for the next few days but they're supposed to be up tomorrow we'll see I'll know at least Minneapolis is already up well you and me have had so much tension over the years about our bodies

being close to each other and you guys have a real will they won't they I feel like for me with both you guys that's like it's a will they will they will they are they will they already have and that's how I feel about you and Jubio you can't feel that way about some about two other people. This is like if Fleetwood Mac, if they were all, they were all

boned, you're saying that they, well, me, you think me and him have done it. If Fleetwood Mac was all doing it and they got along after they were all doing it, that's what this podcast would be. I got an argument. You guys have some kind of fear between you about your bodies. Well, I got, I have no fear. He can touch me. I would like, I got into an argument with somebody yesterday about how they were like, yeah, I'm zero percent gay. Somebody has to have talked about this before. They said, I'm 0% gay and I said, but you would probably like it if it was the best one ever.

Yeah. The hottest guy. But not even like the best, the best experience. Anything that you think you don't like, the best ever of that thing, I think you would like this. Right.

No, yeah, it's like you get up in the, you get up in the plane to go skydiving. You're like, take me back down. I can't do it. Please. They go, no, you're doing it. You got your parachute on. They push you out.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I feel a lot. For the first time of my life, I feel alive. I'm thinking about it for months after. We've had this conversation. We've had this conversation to go again.

The wife walks in and you close your phone quickly because you're looking at skydiving. Jumping off of the bureau in your bedroom is never the same. Never. Never. You have to go all the way. I'm saying, man. Watching videos of people skydiving doesn't cut it anymore. I feel like everybody's so saying I'm straight and I or I'm gay, but you've never had the best version of the other one.

So, because I think, I think, I used to think I didn't like sushi. And then I had very expensive nice sushi one time. And now I'm like, kind of thinking about sushi more. We've, and then also, once you, once you have the bet, really? Yeah. Well, I think that it also comes to sex experiences. Once you've had the best of that, once I've had the best, uh, different kind of sex, now I'm looking.

Of course it's going to feel good. It's sex. It's going to feel amazing. It's in the, it's in the name. And then once I start amazing sex. Amazing sex, it's in the name. Once I have the most amazing sex, I'm sure it would be amazing. But then I'm going to start, it's just like the sushi.

Now I'm getting grocery store sushi. Yeah. Right. So now, you're like, which is the best form of sushi. No, not, well, it's crazy to me that you didn't like sushi before. Yeah, that is fucked. That's weird. I didn't not like it.

I just said you didn't like it. I didn't opt for it ever. I got some this weekend. I got grocery store sushi this weekend. Well, no, it was the triangle. I got grocery store groceries this, this week. And pray tell about this grocery store groceries. What's your hall?

Flatbread, mozzarella, and pizza sauce. Guess what I was making with that? He's getting a pizza sandwich? Flatbread pizza, y'all. He's getting, he's getting gigantic, this guy. I thought you're going to make pizza soup. I had scot cereal as well. That's leftovers, dude.

When you make homemade pizza and you get a pizza soup for the rest of the week. Oh, my God, it's so good. It's like a Thanksgiving sandwich. Making pepperoni stock for your pizza soup. Piperoni stock. So good. Pepperoni stock is great. Dude, on my pizza, I had some arugula.

Oh, I had some prosciutto. Oh, not a pizza, man. Yeah, that's a flat bread. Yeah, well, it was a flat bread pizza. Well, yeah, you already said he got a flat bread. Yeah, so I don't really understand. Did you do pizza sauce? Yeah, as I said, pizza sauce.

Wait, you did pizza sauce, arugula, and pepperonies? Not pepperonies. Perjudo. Perjuto. Yeah. Okay, this sounds like a pretty good pizza. It was okay. I think it would be better the second time I made it.

If you put it in a wood-fired oven, it would probably be amazing. Oh, yeah, just get a wood-fired oven. Yeah, I was thinking of that when I was making it. You can get one for the home. There costs $300. Well, I was thinking just maybe putting wood into my gas-powered oven. Oh, my oven has started smelling like gas again. I think it's happening once more.

Well, you know the burst of gas smell when you turn on your oven when you start preheating your oven that always gets me. I always like, whoa. Yeah. And then it goes like a few minutes go by and it's going on. We were having that meeting earlier about about the, shows and Alex was like, do we have a CO2 monitor in the house? I want to get one because it's starting to smell like gas. A CO2 monitor? Yeah, that's what he said, which I didn't want to call him out,

but I don't think that. Funny. Yeah. But do we have a nitrogen monitor? The air is 75% nitrogen in your house. You need to leave. But the air, his room is next to the kitchen and the air smelled like that because I accident, I was making a cream sauce type thing and I needed it to simmer and then forgot to turn the burner off because it was so low. Wait, let me stop you right there. You're telling me you were creaming and your roommate smelled it. Oh, that's nasty.

Bro, what the fuck? It's actually kind of gross. You were creaming out in the kitchen? Yeah, and I left the burner on. I left the burner on for probably an hour and a half. You were creaming, it was fire. What's the length of them? It burned for an hour.

How long is X-Men Origins Wolverine? Stop talking about X-Men, bitch. No. Shut the fuck up. I'm sick of this X-Men. The other day, we get on a meeting. And he's, we just came from the gym, and he's like, look what I found on the way back from the gym. Two giant X-Men comic books.

Fuck you, man. You, I've been watching them all. Now you're changing the universe. You're changing reality to give you free X-Men stuff. And that's my power. You're not an omega-level mutant. I am an omega-level mutant who can bend reality to my will. You are not an omega-level mutant.

I had a really thought that was really, at first, it kind of tickled me pink. and then it started to I can't tell if this is a cogent thought at all, but I want to tell you guys this thought I had about the Simpsons. I was watching The Simpsons. I've been re-watching it. I can tell you're watching the Simpsons because you wear a Simpson's skin shirt. Oh my God. I would kill the Simpson

one of the less important ones so that nobody killed and you made a shirt with him. Hans Moleman. But can you imagine living in the Simpsons universe, living in Springfield along with the Simpsons? And every time you watch TV, it's like someone else from your town. It's always like, oh, they're interviewing my doctor.

Oh, it's Dr. Hibbert again. Oh, there's Krusty the clown. They're interviewing the guy. No, there's my neighbor. Oh, that's my son. Every single time. It's somebody else you know. You only have public access at that point.

It's just so funny that it's like their interview, they interview like, oh, this is Dr. Nick Rivier. And they're like, oh, that's that doctor I've seen like 15 to 20 times before. Yeah. Oh, these are all. Oh, they're, oh, who's on TV now. Oh, okay. It would be so incredible to watch TV and every time it's a different person from your life.

I haven't seen too much of the Simpsons. I've seen enough. That's crazy. That is crazy. That's a reveal to me. That is a reveal. Well, when I was a kid, I didn't watch this. I didn't see the Simpsons until I was in like middle school.

Girls are so far. I watched family guy in South Park. Then I think you can tell. Dude, you are not. That means that you're not like, like me and Cameron, people don't see us and they smell Harvard.

Right. Because we grew up with the Simpsons. You can, you see me. You see me. Ascerbic lit. They look at you. You're thinking Plymouth State University

maybe maybe Keene State University. Isn't it ironic? These kind of universities that have parties. Somebody who watches the show community probably goes to a professional writing school rather than a community college.

Interesting. That's right. That's right. And I've been to two. I've been to two community colleges. And you watch community? I never watched it. There you go. You made community be very, very different. Yeah. It's clear watching that show

that these people have never been to a community college. No, they don't know about the Rubik's Q. They're like, oh, it happens to a community college. Probably a blanket for it. There is always in every single, every community college I went to, every community college I went to, every community college I went to, kid walking around the school who is practicing Rubik's Cube speed thing with one hand. Let me say, also, that guy's smarter than anybody. Why is he there? Here's a roast for their TV show community.

Yeah. That's a boring ass name for a TV show. Yeah. Blam. Yeah. Blam laughter. Yeah, that's a better name. Community, it's a boring word.

Jam. You have to open the the thesaurus. to find that one? There was a show called Cablam. I don't know if you knew this. Really? Yeah, Nickelodeon. Well, I just said blam laughter. He said blam laughter. Cablam. Blam laughter is a good name. Blam. Blam, exclamation point, colon, laughter. Laughter at six. And you could also do blam sorrow.

And it's clear to me that the people who wrote the office never worked in an office either. Yeah. Well, they worked at Harvard University. Can you imagine how amazing? We should write a show called Writers Room. Yeah. That is nothing like an actual writer's room. Yes, because we've never been in one of the house. And here's the thing. And here's the thing, Paul Provenza, you're not in the green room. You're on a stage. There's thousands of people around you. Yeah. It's not the green room. You idiot. He's so dumb, Paul Provinza, but one of the best stand-ups of all time. Yeah, everyone talks about his stand-up. Everyone says, dude, you should have seen Paul Provinza back in the day. He has a, is it, have you seen that one episode of Green Room where he's

wearing that t-shirt that says, we are all African? I want that t-shirt. That's a, that's a Richard Dawkins T-shirt. Really? Yeah. Richard Dawkins is, I think in his Twitter picture is wearing that shirt. That's badass.

Yeah. So it's like, it was like an early or late 2000s like atheist thing. Is being African? Well, because of the we are all African. Yeah.

But you know, they say maybe that there, that some Native American people were here. They were in America. Even they didn't emigrate from Africa or Asia. Who was the first guy

who was the first guy who transformed from a... I mean, imagine how weird that was being born and you're a man and you have two monkey parents. Well, even more than that, man, the Neanderthals and the Homo sapiens

they coexisted. They were around at the same time. And Neanderthals probably died out because Homo sapiens just like out-competed them for natural resources. So it would be like, you and your Neanderthal bros, you'd like get up and like,

all right, time to go hunting. Let's go kill a woolly mammoth. We got our rock with a vine around it that we swing around our head and throw it at the man. They're just using their hands. Literally, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a movie

where it's like a movie where the big company comes in and fucks up the little small business. You show up to the mammoth hunt. There's a bunch of homo sapiens and they got swords and shit. Yeah. And they're full knights. You're fucked. They're not killing you, but they're getting all the stuff. They definitely

killed. They also interbred, I think. Ooh, they were interbred. Can you imagine having... Can you imagine... Damn. That was crazy. Yeah, wait, give me something for that. Into bread

That was a really fucking good one man Can you imagine having a situation Where it's like It's possible And I won't say acceptable But it's possible for you to be like Damn I'm gonna fuck someone of a different species I'm just being like

Sitting around with your boys at the bar And be like Damn like I'm really into Neander's dog girls Yeah what's your type man I hate to bring it back to X men I hate to bring it back to X men No I don't

But that is definitely there's definitely a mutant chaser type of guy. Well, where is the, where is the, the family, where's the family comedy or something, right? Where is the family comedy about the homo sapien bringing in Neanderthal to Christmas dinner? Is that in Crudes? No, but it could be.

Crudes five. Harry and the Henderson. No, that's a big foot. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a great idea, I think. Guess who's come? Guess who's.

Guess who's? Guess whoo. Guess who's? Guess who's. Guess Oogging? Guess Oogging Do dinner? Guess Oogging to Dimper? That's a great idea.

That's an incredible idea. That's a really, really good idea. The whole movie is in subtitles. It's just, well, no, the Homo sapien speaks just English. He's just like a guy with the, like, a sweater vest on. My favorite Neanderthal fact is back when they first were discovering Neanderthals, the early scientific name for them

was homo stupidest and they changed it they were literally calling you stupid homo I didn't know science had a I didn't know science had a name for use homo stupidest We're looking at academic papers We've discovered homo stupidest

yep and they were like no he's right next to me that's an amazing yeah homo stupidest is awesome is that one of those things where I mean that's clearly Latin but maybe a guy

was named homo stupidus and they named him after that guy yeah yeah stupidous John stupidus or the guy's name was not homo stupidus and they were like

he's named after you I know they pulled that he's really named after me the old scientific names they got to bring that style back man nowadays it's all naming them after people but back in the day

fuck all that like grizzly bears their name is ursus something horribillus I like that. That's great. It should all be like that.

Horribilis. Horribulus. Which I think that of bears is extremely cute. Yeah, but not Grizzlies, man. I've been seen these videos. They have hunchbacks like Quasimodo. My grandma had a hunchback like Quasimodo. I saw that bear.

The bear video. What bear? Where the lady gets a, the bear has like a deli cup stuck on its head. And she takes the deli cup off of the bear's head. And then the bear brings his mom to her house and keeps trying to like, Like, you're just like showing, the cub is showing his mom just like this, this lady's, yeah, this is my OG right here. This lady took the cup off my head.

This lady took the cup off my head. She's my number one. It's crazy, man. I want her to be my new mom. What if it was a punishment? Maybe. Yeah. And the mom's coming over.

Who took that cup off here? I put the cup there. I didn't take it off myself. I swear. It was this lady in this house. I'd be pretty pissed about it. Yeah. They're taking my kid out of time out of, I can't ever take a cup off of, I can imagine

I can imagine a Karen in a restaurant saying that like she's sitting down, she goes to the bathroom, she leaves her toddler at the table and with a cup on his head and the waiter comes over and takes the cup on my son's head. That'd be a bad punishment, yeah. Cuphead. Oh my God, I hate that. We need to bring back

cool punishments for kids. Like what? We'll like glue your hands to your head or something. Yeah. It needs to be more eye for an eye. I don't know. It needs to be more you do something. Barra soap. As a classic. Bar soap is a good example.

It should be hazing stuff. I had the bar of soap as a kid. I got that. I would swear. I think I got the bar of soap maybe once. I had to use Listerine because my mom knew that I hated Listerine so badly. That's weird. Well, it burns.

My most... That means it's working. The punishment kid memory I have the most is that my dad... I forget what I even did, but my dad was like, I'm going to... I had a bunch of little, like, Pokemon figurines of different Pokemon. I had, like, a bunch of them that I would play with. My dad was like, oh, like, if you did this, whatever, I'm going to take away your favorite Pokemon toy.

And I would be like, I was like, oh, my favorite's a meow. I kind of lie about it. That's my favorite. No, don't take the moose. Oh, I just had this fucking gay Xbox. Doing the worst, the worst lie of all time and him completely knowing which one is my favorite too. Just trying to pass it up. I'm like, no, this one's my favorite.

Take this one. Don't take this one, please. Yeah, I feel like I'm going to be. probably seeing right through that with my kid. For sure. Yeah, as a kid you always think you're a genius and then I feel like you think back and you're like, oh, yeah.

Yeah, I used to think that I'd be able to hide myself in the love seat. Like I would... That's different. I would think, I thought that I was so stealthy and genius. We're talking about lying and you're like, I thought it could fit inside the cat. I thought I could...

I would position my body so that I thought that I would look like a cushion when I did this. And I would like... You'd go... Under the cushion? No, I would be in the middle of the chair and I would try to see how

if I could cover the whole cushion of the love seat. It was like, it's not a love seat. It was more like a chair. You thought you were a salamander? I thought that I could look like a cushion and every single time my mom would walk in and say, what the fuck are you doing?

You thought you were doing the scene from Lord of the Rings where they become a rock. Yes. What are you talking about? I still don't understand you thought you could look like a cushion. He just explained it. He thought he was like covering himself out.

Or did you cover yourself up with a blanket or anything? I think so, yeah. Yeah, you know, like you've seen Lord of the Rings where they become a rock. You thought you had active camo. Yes. I could imagine be thinking that as a kid. How old was you? I was something similar than that.

I was probably five or six. 16, 17? That's not. Five or 16? That's not. Anywhere between five to 16, I tried this. You were a quite dumb child. I was a very dumb.

I told you before I got my head stuck in a reclining chair. Get the hell away from these chairs, bitch. You are not allowed to touch the chairs anymore. I don't think there's any chair. There is a chair in my house. And I do sit in it now because I think I've conquered the chair. Did you just wonder if you had a chair in your house? I was going to say there's no like sofa type chairs in my house.

I used to think my- But I've definitely conquered the chair at this point. My grandpa had a lazy boy. You know those? Do your damn chores. He's not his grandpa's boy. I'm not my grandma. I'm his grand boy.

What's this? Listerine? Don't even. Are you saying I have bad breath? After I say that I was tortured with Listern. as a child, you pull out a listerine thing. Do you want one? I'll take one after we were...

Unless I do something bad. If I say something bad, then you can give me... I'll have these on reserve. Okay, thank you. My dad has... My dad smells like those all day. Yeah? Yeah, because he pops them like, like they're nothing.

That's what I've been doing. Yeah. I bought these and that's what I've been doing. I had to, I had to, uh, I got my blood drawn this morning. Yeah. And I had to, and guys, I'm going back to the doctor to get my results and I'm planning to scream at her for no reason to say, you know. What do you mean?

Just I'm willing. want to be mad at her. All right, let's do that. Oh, hey, Mr. Federer, thank you so much for coming in.

No, I can't, I have to pent. It's pent up. I'm ready to let it loose. You got to get like a pot of coins. I'm just letting you know so I can report on it again next week because I'm seeing her next week.

But like what are you going to scream at her about? Just everything I can. My blood, whatever my blood results are, any upcoming appointments they have. I'm just, I'm going to, I'm ready to take my ward to the next level.

But anyway, I had to fast for it. And part of the fast is you can't even chew gum. Why? supposed to chew gum. I don't know. Heavens. But that's what it says. It says, you know, no, no eating, no drinking anything other than water, no drinking alcohol, no smoking. Can you have wine? No strenuous exercise. Yeah, wine is good for you. Wine is alcohol, by the way. And no chewing gum. Even if you spit it out? It made me, it gave me the most clear moment of lucidity in my life that guys right now, I'm completely addicted to chewing gum. You are. I remember. I'm so addicted to chewing gum so badly, so hopelessly addicted. I went, I'd full guy quitting cigarettes reached for a piece of gum and had to say no 10 times yeah like over the like you know this is like in the fast the fast is like probably total like three hours of being awake time you know what i mean like it's not

like i'm like all day it's like right before i go to bed i really go no we were going to pierce's show and i was at your house and your fiancee was asking you about the gum and you said this is the last two pieces and then you pulled out of another big 36 you have the briefcase he has the briefcase it's a cylinder yeah that's still he has the eclipse they make briefcase You've never seen the really long ones You can get at Costco I'm gonna get that Yeah

I gotta say Julio the other day Julio I joined a Discord call with Julio and he said I said I was chewing I forgot I was said something about gum And he said you don't like gum And I made me so mad

I turned off my camera And I had like four Different types of gum On the desk in front of me I was showing them all of him I saw your gum desk dude I saw it That is a 12 year old's addiction

Yeah well it's I'm glad I'm not addicted to Zen You need to get addicted to something even better than that. No, I like gum, man. You're going to like my thumb. I'd like your thumb already. Really?

Chew on it. But it's so ugly. It's not that bad. Chew on his thumb. Look at this thumb. It's not that bad. Look at this one. Look at my slender thumb.

Oh, my God. I have a cut from my cat. Slim thumb, mother thumber. And also a scar, and it's making an X. Stop. That's crazy. Stop. Don't even say what I think you will say.

you're not going to say it right Charles Xavier would not fuck with you by the way in real life he would literally listen to the last episode and hear what you said about people in wheelchairs he would call you to say

about people in wheelchairs so if you're not subscribed no you can't give any details and you won't know what he said no no no no does that it was bad I said okay let me clear the air

I Caleb said that people in wheelchairs have Gannondorf powers for some reason and I said I'm crazy man I don't know I don't remember why I don't remember why, but Caleb said they have some hidden Gannendorf power and then they become Gannon. And I said, yeah, stay a pig.

You said go back to be, you said you would see someone in a wheelchair stand up and say, go back to being a pig. Because I got, I got confused. I forgot that when Gannendorf becomes Gannon, he becomes a pig. Nobody knows what you're talking about. They will know what I'm talking about. Gannendorf is from Super Smash Brothers and he does a super punch. Gannendorf is the man Gannon is the pig creature

I don't know what the fuck you're talking Shut the hell up Gannon is a pig creature You've become a nerd You've become a full nerd I have become You're talking about X-Men and Gannendorf That's hardly a pig

That's a pig Okay A hog What kind of pig He's got hooves Okay I'll give you that He's kind of hogs He's got hooves and hands

He's a hogs Nobody has hands and hooves Oh well you said he has hooves Like that was a disqualifier But he's type of pig. That's not a pig, man. That's a fucking limb monster. He has a cheese sword in

this picture. Yeah. That sword is made of cheese. None of these are pigs, I don't want to look at any more pictures. Swiss, a holy cheese. We're moving on to the episode now. All right. We're done. We're done with your, we can jump right in. We can jump right in

to today's episode which is okay, go ahead and entrance. Welcome Welcome to our new game show that is actually adopted from an old game show. The price is just right.

The price is just right. The pride is right. My pride is right. My pride is right. Guys, today we found some funny-ass listings for items to buy on the internet, but we're hiding the prices from each other. And we're going to see if we can guess the prices.

Oh my God, this is an amazing idea. I'm pretty excited for this. I found some good stuff. I mean, I can go first if you guys. Let's just go in order of tabs. Okay. All right,

I'll go first, guys. And today I made a title slide by searching Google. Oh, I wish I did that. Because Julio always tells me, or he always passive-aggressively wants me to make a title slide. That's Nickelodeon.

That's the Price is right. That's Nickelodeon. So I never actually watch the prices right or know any details about it. It's amazingly fucking awesome. If I'm doing anything wrong, you guys have to tell me. Who is Price is right?

that was Bob Barker, not Pat Sajek. Pat Sajek, I believe, became... No, he's a real fortune. Drew Carey became... Drew Carey. On this one, you have to make sure that only go to the next slide when I say next slide

because you're going to be giving away spoilers. We can't spoil nothing on this. So, let's start with our first item that you guys need to guess the price on. Can I say one thing real quick? You can say some stuff. I think that if in the world,

if Cameron is Drew Carey, then Julio would be his Mimi. Who's Mimi? Okay. If you watch the Drew Carey show... What the hell is that? You'll just look up Mimi Drew Carey show and you'll know. No.

No. Okay, let's take a look at our first item from eBay, guys. All right. This next slide, please. This is an item called slime types. Fluffy, foam, and normal. This is brand new or best offer with free shipping. And I got multiple...

I mean, you can analyze this as much you want, but I got multiple slides. People listening, this is a... I just want to say what this item is. It's a rubber, made Tupperware with, it looks like some kind of white

ublec type thing. Right. It is mostly and let's hit next slide here so you can see some more pictures that are included with this listing and you can describe these to the listeners. Let's see the next slime.

Oh wait. This is slime types, fluffy foam and normal. So they have many of these. Okay, so these are all, it looks like they ate Chinese food and then used the Tupperware to put slime into it.

And they're all white. They kind of, some of have sort of a, yeah, well, one is, one is pink, but they all are plain, except for one has sort of a fruit cake style. Yeah,

jelly bean mode. Jelly bean mode. Jelly bean mode, I would say, for that one. And then next slide here, these are the last details about this item. It's brand new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging. The brand is slime and the type is fluffy slime.

Now, guys, based on these details, what do you think the price is without going over? All together? It doesn't say... For every slime. I think that it's for every slime. I'm going to say... It's a package.

I think it's a package, yeah. I'm going to say $40. You're saying what? $40. For the whole catalog? Locking in? I'm going to... I should have got some sound effects for this.

I'm going to just make one up. We have plenty of them. That's a good sound effect. Yeah, you can keep that one for that. So that was wrong. I'm going to say... Well, I'm not revealing anything and I'm just finding sound effects. And then this is if you're right.

Okay. So he said 40? Yeah. I'm going to say... Man, I'm going to go 100. I'm going to change my answer to 50, and they're $10 each. You can't change it. You already said locked in.

Okay, well, I unlock by lock. Okay, I'll let you change it to 50. I'll let you change it because, Patrick. Next slide, please, Caleb, the price of these slimes, $210. One point, Caleb, one point, Caleb, the slimes are expensive, you guys. I could have guessed that, and I did it. I wish we had a ticker that we could put the point. points on.

Yeah. I'll take you. We should have thought about this through maybe. That's flicking. I just realized. Let me get to, let me get to my next item here. This is an item.

Okay, thank you. This is an item on the next slide here that is called dog mating course. This is on Timu. And I have to censor some stuff on this. I have to censor some on the picture and such. Wow.

I've never thought of this. I'm going to buy one of these. This is a, it's a stuffed dog that looks like it has a pussyhole. This is a censored dog pussy It's a dog sex toy It's for your This is an item called

Sleep Estre's Dog Toy Simulation Mating Toy Plush Poodle Vent Fire Estrus partner mating sexual companion venting fidget dog toy Okay And now it's something to know about this Here's a detail

This is an item that is on sale And this is for So this is about the sale price This is an active dog A dog that is wanting to mate But is locked up And you let it fuck this Let's look at some more pictures

Well, you hope that. Next slide. The features it has are simulate appearance, which is, again, censored. That is a fleshlight hole for a dog pussy. Simulated rabbit hair and a suction cup base. This is known as a mating sexual companion. Okay, so this is for like a dog breeder. Yeah. Which is crazy to think about. It's not for a dog breeder. This is for your dog who is frustrated and tries to hump legs all the time. This feels to me like maybe a cover up. Yeah. Now let's go to the next. slide here. Let me read you the description. Here's some more pictures of it in use. Here's the description. Note, lubricants is not included. One, dogs with estrus behavior at home, holding legs, riding over dolls, making love to the air, etc. Only chasing female dogs outside and not estrus behavior at home are not recommended to buy. Two, dog cannot be too stupid. If your dog

belongs to what cannot teach, a few years will not be fixed to the kind of toilet. Do not recommend to buy. Okay. Three, the host needs to be patient. Dogs are emotional creatures, too, and mating doesn't happen all the time. It may not be used on the spot,

but dogs with estrous behavior will use it sooner or later under the patient guidance of their owners. And now to the thing you spoke about, about a cover-up, I'd like to this next slide. I'd like to read a review from this. Four stars, color khaki. The one in the photo looks bigger than the one I got.

Might be a little too small for my dog, as he is bigger than this. Oh. Okay, this is really, it's really wild. So, guys, I'm going to tell you also, this is, this, I'm going to tell you what the, it's on sale, it's on sale, 68% off. So you're, you're looking for the current, the sale price. I think that this also, one thing on this is I think this might be a new leader for number one worst thing to be reincarnated as in your next life. If you wake up and you're, you can't move and you have four limbs and they're suction cup to the ground, you're in for a very rough one.

Uh, this is going to be, this is a $10 item on sale from $70. I'm going to say the original price locked in. I'm going to say the original price. You don't have to guess the original price. 12.99. But if it's $68, if it's 68% off, I might as well guess. 12.99. I'm going to guess the original price.

1298. Okay. Original price was 200. Current price is 84 or no 30. You said 68 off? Yeah. Okay. Then 34.

64. Choosing, you guys, choose a number. $64, that's locked in. Okay. All right. Patrick, you were not that close, but you did not go over. Oh, Caleb, you've gone over.

The price, it was 4851. The original price, $155. $55.53. Man. I had a better guess. And that's pretty cheap. If anyone wants to buy one of these to use for their dog. I guarantee that's what that review is.

That is so bad. It's pretty terrible. All right, let's go to a more normal one. Okay, next slide, please. Eyes on men's saltwater stretch, flat front chino pants, color, cadet Navy straight, size, 30 with 32 length condition, new with tags. Next slide, please. Easy transaction, thank you. This is on eBay?

This is on eBay. Why is this in here? This is just a pair of khakis. They're not khakis, they're navies. Well, there's a pair of navy chino pants. So I guess the price. IZod, that's a, that's like a department store brand. I'm going to say this is 4599.

These are, and I'm going to use my clothing brain, these are probably 2599. Okay. Let's reveal the price. $176,203. And five cents. So Caleb, you were closer, but you're a little off. I'll take the point. Listen, I was playing to win.

Not playing to fucking be exact, right? So then again, these are still up on eBay. Anybody wants to go by these? It's an easy transaction. So, you know. Does it come with the guy? I think it must come with a guy for that price. Yeah.

A new friend. All right. Here's the next eBay item. This is tucky ball. Okay. Wait. This is an eBay bid. This is a tucky ball.

and this is next slide please item description from the seller I was opening a bag of tachis and found this I was thinking of eating it but I thought I could auction it so yeah some ideas for it you can put it in a grinder and have tucky seasoning or whatever you want this is $10 starting bid yeah we're guessing starting bid oh man I'm gonna say

I will say $20 I think that this is a novelty spice okay Caleb shit Patrick Oh, it was $4. That's a good deal. I would have won't buy that.

For a taki ball? A tachie ball? He's right. You could grind that. Okay, but what about this one? Black talkie chip rare. Guys, this is a black tocky chip that looks like poop. It looks like dog shit.

It looks like goose poop. How did you find this? I search taki. Here's the item description for this one, guys. Black talkie chip rare. Condition is new. Shipped with USPS ground advice. advantage. It's not new. I'm going to guess $10 again. What would it be in a pose of? I mean, like he

used. He put it in his mouth and then started selling it. It's basically new. It just looks like a burnt chip. But how much do you think it's worth? It's rare. $10. I feel like you're trying to lead me astray by saying it's rare because anything that's rare should be over $100. I don't think that somebody's paying $100 or even thinking that somebody will pay $100 for a black chip. So I am going to say $75.75. Okay, Caleb, you are the closest. It is $300. Guys, this is a rare black chip. It's $300. What do you do with that? You just eat it? You frame it in a black to plastic baggie. Yeah. I would want to know, you know what I would cover it in resin. You know what I would do? I would take this and I would take it to a testing facility to find out what was in this chip. Because that is

not pure taki seasoning, I can tell. No, just by the color. So this next one, moving on from Tockeys, we have another eBay listing. Manipulation demon ring, mind control, power, wealth, dark, demonic magic, satanic. And here's the description. This is Xerotia. Can you feel her strength? Do you feel her magic calling to you a special conjure?

Epic energies of power burst from Zirotia. And the next slide here. She is a godlike, powerful psychic being with telekinetic abilities for exceeding that of your average psychic. spirits, dark power and sacred forces awakened. Let her share her powerful psychic abilities with you. Mind reading, mind control, will manipulation, force manipulation, future sight, psychic visions, ancestral knowledge, ancient secrets revealed, telekinetic force, and creation and destruction of spirits through telekinetics. This is $450. Okay. I am going to make a tactical move.

Okay. All right. Because I know. where this came from. This is on eBay. They have a section called metaphysical. Yes. And which is an amazing discovery. I had no idea that they had a metaphysical section. And I scrolled through the metaphysical section and they were exorbitantly priced, I would say. A lot of items like this. So you already said 450. I'm off. I don't know exactly what the price was. I know it's going to be high. I will say $451. Wow. Okay. And we need to take turns with first bids because I'm tricking you every Yeah. Yeah, I pretty much am winning for.

So, Caleb, your cheating strategy has paid off. Yes. This price is $1,400. Yes. For basically every power available in the world. It seems like an amazing deal also. So, guys, this is my last item, this next one. Okay.

This is a domain name, Mr. dapper.com, premium domain name from My Things Sale 24-7. You can buy the domain name, Mr. dapper. What do you think it is worth to have a website called Mr. dapper.com? Okay, so I have to guess first this time. I will say Mr.dapper.com is going to be $7,000. Okay. Okay. Well, I'm going to say $7,001 because of free local pickup.

Okay. It has free local pickup, so it's definitely around there. Or this could be, you know what I'm going to say? Actually, I'm locking in at one million. Really? Mm-hmm. Okay. Patrick.

$11,329,000, $1,329,200. Oh, my God. You won with a million dollar guess? Wow. It's too good of a sight name. Do you guys think Mr. dapper.com is worth $11.3 million? If you create a streaming service with it. For sure.

With all kinds of just movies for dapperment. You'll make your money back with that one. Every Hitchcock movie on Mr. Dapper, every James Bond on Mr. Dapper. Oh my God. Or it could be like Mr. Skin and it's a website of just guys looking good in movies. Yeah. Yeah. Guys are looking smart.

It's every team. Every time that an actor wore a suit in a movie. Yeah. It tells you what suit they're wearing. Yeah. I think that's a good idea. Okay. So Mr. Dapper.

So that's my segment, guys. Much, much more expensive than I thought. All right. Well, here is my, oh my God, I'm being past the, what is this? Okay, all right, I have the, I have them out now. I had no which one is which. Now, my first item is from Timu. Okay.

And this is a political item. Oh, brother. A Trumpum, 2024 hat. A Trumpum 2024 hat. A truck hat that says, Trupum. Trupam. Take America back. Okay.

Who's guessing first? Is this all the info? This is the lowest price ever. Okay. I want to let you know that already. The lowest price ever. And it is on sale. If it's on T-Mu, I'm going to say, I'll guess first.

3.29. Okay, $3.29? Really? $3.29. You know, I'm going to go. I know that Miss Prince can often, fetch a huge price tag on the secondary market. I'm going to go

$4. Cameron. Okay. It is $2.79. Oh, so Caleb also. Why didn't you give me a buzz? Oh, you both get a buzz. I don't know the rules really. Just without going over. Yeah. But I went over. Yeah. So Cameron

loses because he went more over. But we both get a point. Either of you get a point. But you can also pay $0.69 and $4. Guess what I almost did. Guess what I almost did. Trupon 2024. The afterpay on the Trepum hat?

Trumplem. And again, this is, I mean, this is a good deal because this is going to make a lot of money. Why the fuck have you not bought this? It's still up. Okay, you're buying this. All right. I'll buy it. Troupo.

Trouple. $2. All right. What else do you have? All right. This next one. This is a shirt from the same website. Whoa.

Wait. This is a swagged out. this is a very very cool shirt now I want you guys to guess based on this

this is the title of the item funny golden chain monkey 3D graphic print men's novelty shirt sleeve shirt crew neck t-shirt summer outdoor and this is the

the photo of the item is this guy this is a guy this guy is kind of rich he does seem rich he has two bracelets he's got the rich those are uh

bracelets no those are that bracelet on the right is a seasick one yeah So he probably owns a yacht. Oh, good point. You know, I'm going to go with... Is it on sale? Can we know that?

It's not on sale. It's not on sale. I'm going to go with $6.49. $6.49. It's a T-Mu? Yeah. Yeah, $6.49. Okay.

I'm going to go... $1. $1. That is a really safe guess for Timu, I guess. $1. Caleb? Oh, my God. Oh, my house.

It was closer. Wow. It is $7.59. Wow. God damn it, man. That's a, I might buy this. Yeah. It's a good deal.

All right, this next item was from an auction website of Hollywood memorabilia. Okay, cool. This is, I am Sam, 2001, Sam Dawson, Sean Penn, red with target name tag on the front, uniform wear guard. It's the target. It's the uniform that Sam, Sam, Dosson, Sean Penn, red with target tag on the front, uniform. Sam Dostin War in I Am Sam. That's an incredible piece of memorabilia. Is this auction over?

This auction, I will say, is over. Oh, God, can you imagine hanging this in your house like a jersey? And I do want to say one thing. They should retire it at Target. They should. You can't have Sam on your name tag. That's retired. You have to be careful when you're saying that word about Sam.

Yeah, I am Sam. Sam from I, Sam is retired. What? I will give you this piece of information. Okay. It was not sold and the bidding is over. So we can still contact this private seller.

You can contact this private seller. And we're guessing the starting bid or the, because it was not sold me and nobody bid? There was one high, you're guessing the highest bid. Okay. How was it not sold? I don't know.

I didn't reach the reserve price. Yeah, probably. Okay. Oh, okay. Does it say what the reserve price is? Yeah, yeah. It says what the high bid was. So guess the high bid.

So he doesn't know what a reserve price is. No, I don't know. But we shouldn't hear. the reserve price, I feel like. I know. Okay, the highest bid for this. It's going to be kind of low, I feel like, if it's, if it didn't meet the reserve. So I'm going to say, $350.

Okay, $350. You're locking in? And 25 cents. Okay. Damn. You know, I'm going to try an undercut here. I'm going to go $200. I'm feeling, I'm feeling the $200.

$200? You want to lock it? I would like to lock in $200. Okay, so you're both locked in. Target uniform. $350 and $25. $200 in one cent. Well, you guys.

To both? To both of you. No way. To both you, it was $100. No one really wanted this. No one wanted this bad enough. I bet $200 was the reserve. I mean, I would have paid that no question.

Yeah, that's crazy. But that's the other thing. You could just get this anywhere. No, not the one that touched on Pinn's body. That's true. Yeah. And has this stink. Well, all right.

Well, we'll just move on to the next one. And he's been all over the world. He smells like every food combined. That's true. He was in Iraq during the war. So him wearing that. It's walking around. You're smelling all sorts of amazing spices.

Exactly. Had in your kitchen. I mean, you also, you wear this out, out and I'm about, they go, oh my God, from I am Sam. You don't even have it on. You don't even have it on. Well, yeah, I have that at home. I am Sam, yes.

Oh, what a great costume. All right, this next one is from eBay. This is Life Size Jack Sparrow Bus Statute. Johnny Depp Prop Pirates movie Amber 1 to 1. Now, why does it say Amber? Ready? 13,000. 13,000?

No, 3,000. That's a huge swing. That is a huge swing. That's a massive swing. Let's split the difference. 8,000. Okay. I, this looks really good.

If I just saw this picture, if I didn't get the description, I would go crazy high on this. And the reason is because it looks like a Mission Impossible 2 mask. Yeah. That maybe I could put it on and I could walk around and people might think I'm Depp. But I have a head already. I can't put this on top of my head and walk around and be a dept. I mean, I get, but then I have it tall.

But then people know his body. People know he's tall. Well, he's not that tall and he doesn't have a long neck, long head thickness neck. So I am going to say, I'm going to say $1,800 and $75 as well. $1,800, and you were. I feel like there's no way I'm right. What was yours?

$8,000, $1,500,000, $1,500,000. I think I had to have gone over, I think. Oh, my God. It was $10,900,000, $13,000 would have been too much. Yeah. I felt it coursed through me. I felt Johnny Depp's spirit in my body. The curse of the black pearl.

Oh, my God. I have this from Zinga. It's from Zingo worldwide, L.L.C. Yeah. All right. This is next, this is another thing from eBay. This is Bill Cosby signed Academy Awards, 11 by 14 photo, JSA.

Okay, I bid first, right? Yeah. Here's what I would pay for this. Zero. My guess is zero. You're going to lock in zero? You're going to lock in zero? Okay, one cent.

Okay. I'll do two cents. One cent and two cents? You know what? I'm standing on my principles, so I'm fine with losing. I'm standing on business. Okay.

Well, Cameron was closest to two cents. How? Oh, wait. Who the hell? $425. The serial rapist. Well, it's signed. I mean, some people are into that stuff like that.

Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Kemper. Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby. Yeah. They're all one in the same nowadays. I can't. I was trying to think of the other guy.

I can't remember his name. Well, while you're thinking about that, the guy is... Freddie Kruger. Freddie Kruger hand and so people will buy this shit all the time. Ted Bundy.

Oh, yeah. All right, while you're thinking of the, or well, you already said it. Plankton. This next item, seven and one 16th inches mega monster, Mega Lodon Shartu's a record size

museum fossil teeth. Is it, is it confirmed to be real? Yeah, do we know if it's a replica? I will say right now that this is from New York Island Fossils. Okay, so probably real. I mean, these are expensive.

Well, it's your guess first. Yeah. Okay, well, why don't you just say what yours is first? Just to... Okay, $1. Oh, okay. You know, I'll probably go $250 and half of a cent. $250?

$250, really? It's big, man. It's a fossil. I mean, I... Yeah, you know what? I already said it. I guess... All right, $250?

I'm going to go $1,100. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm going to go $1,100 on this. Wow. Well, Caleb? You were closer. It is $20,000. Whoa.

These are expensive. These are very expensive. That does make sense, I guess. I was thinking of... You have no respect for ancient things. Well, you know what I'm thinking of is I'm just thinking of a great white shark tooth, but you know what the thing about that is that it's not extinct.

There's a lot of those around. There's tons, man. That was kind of my reference point in my head. But I guess it makes a lot more sense for something that's 75 million years old to be $20,000. Well, speaking of ancient things, yeah mom well speaking of ancient things yeah

should should I go with do I go with the bid or the buy it now for this one because this is let's do buy it now but read it out this is worn very smelly shoes

comfy brown so soft okay and I would like to say this is a pair of ugg slippers it looks like that have a fully matted back where it's they've been worn Very smelly comfy brown so soft. These are dads. Yes, these are daddies.

These are dads that he got for Christmas 12 years ago. And he's been stanking them up. Every time he gets them. These are the football shoes. But these are comfy brown so soft. Yeah, and I bet they are soft because they're very worn in. I'm going to say, very smelly. Why would they add that?

And so here's my question. It's a bid, too. It's an auction. Yeah, but are we doing buy it now? Oh, yeah, we're doing buy it now. So the very smelly makes me wonder, is that, does that make the price lower or is it making it higher.

I think it makes it higher. I think so. You're right. Because they're trying to get their money money's worth. They're not going to add

to something like that if it devalues it. Right. So very smelly. I'm going to say that this is $75. Wait, is it just one shoe?

No, it's two shoes. Well, from the picture, I'm guessing it's one shoe. But it's a shoes. Okay. You know,

I'm going to go, you did, 75. You're locked to get 75. I'm walking in. I'm going to go $30. $30? That's your final answer.

You know what? I'm going to gamble that you are just going to blow out and go over. I'm going to go $10 and just try and get under. $10? Yeah. $1. Cameron? You already locked in $10?

It is $20 by it now. Yep. By Gemer 69. And what, can you just send me the link for this one? Just look up very smelly. Because I feel like you, yeah, just to make sure. I mean, it is a pretty reasonable price $4.28. You can clean the smell off.

Yeah. Well, I don't, somehow I'd feel like the people buying this are not buying it. And I can clean the smell off and they'll be like new. It saves the money buying already smelly shoes. Very smelly. Very smelly. These are comfy brown. They're comfy brown.

So soft. Yeah. Yeah. comfy brown so soft. Yeah. They're trying to flip shoes. Yeah. I have, um,

oh, this one I can just get rid of. Okay. So skip that. Yeah, we'll skip it when we get to it. But I'll just show it to you because I liked it. How many items? Tell me how I knew the shopaholic was going to have the most items. I have four items.

Okay. This next item I went to Facebook Marketplace to find. Oh, good. This is Men's Jockstrap. Oh, a leather one. You can tell from the photos that this has been worn and washed. Yes. Used men's jockstrap.

$35.12.7. Now, remember, this is a marketplace where people would like to use round figures. Okay, free. Interesting. Men jockstrap free is actually a strong guess. It is a strong guess. I will say, I mean, are you locking in free? Yeah, I'll lock and free.

Okay, then I'll do one cent. One cent. Well, it's just more likely to be free than one cent, but it is going to be more than that. I think it's 50-50. I don't, I don't think it's a nice trick, but I don't think it's trying to trick. No, I'm not trying to trick because this costs money. Well, yeah, I mean, I'll give you a hint. It costs money.

I probably shouldn't guess free then. No. But it's too late now. You already did. You're locked in free. Fine. I mean, I've, I respect the honor of the game.

I like that. And you did one cent. Yeah. Caleb. $15. And available to deliver if local, fits size, small to medium.

That's what you're really selling. That's what you're paying for. That's not even necessarily what you're paying for. That is what the actual item that you're buying is. This guy shows up with it. Oh, crap. I wore it to come deliver it.

Well, it's like I got to take this thing off. This next one. I'll try to like burn through. We'll just kind of burn through. Lightning around, lightning around. Uh, no, because these are cleaning beans. It's okay if they're good.

Okay. I don't have much. We said burn through it and I'm like, no, what does that mean? We're out of an hour. That means go slow. We'll do it.

We'll do it. Cleaning beans. Cleaning beans. These blessed beans are used to clean energy and give it to Mother Earth. Cleaning. This is bird seed. This is fully bird seed.

Okay. I'm seeing, so this is a, this is a bowl of dried beans. Uh-huh. I'm seeing lima. I'm seeing kidney, I'm seeing black-eyed pee, and I'm seeing some black beans. And you're seeing some hands blessing the beans, it looks like. Yeah, which is, that's worth a lot.

I would say this is, this can't be more than a dollar 50 worth of beans that are looking at. Okay, a dollar 50 worth of beans. So, I'm going to lock in and a dollar 50. I'm going to say a dollar 50 of beans. Okay. Cameron, what about you? You're forgetting the blessing. Yeah, they're the blessing part of the listing.

Well, I'm atheistic. Right. I don't believe in this kind of blet. I don't believe in anything good. $5. Because I think it's going to be more than that, but I don't want to... You were closer at... These are $10 beans.

I was going to guess $10 and I was like, I don't want to go over. So I'll guess five and said because you went so low. We need to see a bullseye. I could have gotten a bull's eye right there, man. $10 was in my head. But I would have only done $10 if you had done $5. All right. Well, this next listing, we'll just, we'll skip it.

But my wife says no more guitars. My wife says you are your guitars must go. Two different things. Yeah, how much is the price? One of them, I was going to have you guess the price of each of them and Jubio, can you just get rid of the text boxes over the prices here?

Because they are different. He's in a interview. All right, well, then this next one. Wait, I need to see this next one. Go to the next one. Next one. Whoa. This is Podcast About List World Domination

T-shirt from Wendy Premium. Okay. And Wendy Premium says, and I don't know if this is a review or if this is the description of the item. What the fuck? total of 45 prosecution witnesses were called to present evidence against Kelly with many of his victims, including the podcast about List, World Domination shirt. Moreover, I love this singer Alia who married Kelly in 1994 when he was 27 and she was 15 identified as Jane Does.

Accusations of engaging in sex acts with women under the age of consent followed Kelly for decades, but it took the Me Too revolution in the broadcast of the 2019 documentary surviving R. Kelly for Kelly's longstanding. blah blah blah blah blah so the description of the podcast about list world domination t-shirt on wendy premium speaks about R. Kelly's various segments of our tour shirt from two years ago is one of the many victims that was one of the victims of R. Kelly was called to the witness stand. Wow. How much do you think that now do you think that that would raise or lower the price of this? I mean this has to be a collector's out. Well, first of all, it's out of print. We don't make this anymore. I don't think we actually ever made it as a hoodie. Yeah.

Who's first? I think I'm first. Yeah, you're first. Yeah. I mean, you can go first if you want, though. No, I'm going to... Oh, I will say it is on sale. And it's a hoodie and it's on sale.

Yeah. Okay. 20 bucks. 20 bucks even. I say 1199. Okay. Caleb, you are closer. It is 2299.

Oh, you said 20 bucks. Cameron's closer. You said, you looked at me, looked away from me, looked at Cameron, said, Caleb, you are closer. I got your names. mixed up. Also, I love the Wendy logo right there. That's a beautiful logo. Wendy with a zoom in on that logo. It reminds me of

it's the Wendy's logo without an S, guys. It completely is. Well, this is my final item. Okay. And these are called Jelly Boy jeans. Jelly Boy jeans. These are all over print jeans. All over print jeans. And can you describe them to me? Yeah. Now they have, can you

go ahead for once, one, one slide. So there is an all over on the waistband. It says jelly boy. On the waistband it says jelly boy. On the front of the pants

on the left leg. It is a photo of a very handsome young man holding a flute of wine or champagne Cameron Fetter and on the butt it says jelly on one cheek and boy on the other.

Now I watch Shelly boy jeans Oh also they were designed Also Yeah, they were designed in Italy Yeah, they were designed in Italy Jelly boy jeans Yeah, and I want you to guess

How, I mean, Italy should tell you I just saw Bowser walk by by the way, guys Don't tell me that 100% to saw a person walk by with a show on their back. Oh, my God. Well, just remember Italy, Milan, the capital of fashion and these are high fashion. So just think about that. I believe. Wait, the jelly boy design these. The jelly boy design these. Yes. And think also about the licensing fee that went into these for the appearance of certain celebrities. Celebrities on

the jeans. So that will have to be baked into the price. And the fact to make jeans, make them jeans that look exactly like sweatpants, that is very expensive. Yes, yes. Look and feel exactly like sweatpants, yeah. Okay, so for the jelly boy jeans, I'm going to say, God, this one's tough because whoever posted this really could have put any money. I will say a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars. Okay. I'm going to medigame you here. I'm looking at this listing. I'm looking at the length of the block that's covering the dollar. I don't. don't think $1,000 is fitting there. I'm going to put in

$100 is my guess because I think that this could be, I think this is three digits, a decimal point and two digits. Cameron? No way. They are $150. I thought that it was going to be a I thought you were, he got him on the phone.

No. They're moderately priced for what they are. I mean, these are jelly boy jeans. And what website are these on? Spring.com. So these are available to buy. Jelly boy jeans. Okay.

You can buy those. You can buy jelly boy jeans. I could have had you end it, man. All right. Well, that's a different product all together. That's ass jelly. Ass jelly on T-Spring. All right, pull up Caleb slides here.

Do we want to slide this all the way over? Yeah, you can slide this over for Caleb. Okay. Okay, so this is the ding. This is the name. All right, all right, I'm ready. This is dirty socks. Okay.

This first one is on offer-up. Have you ever used an offer-up? This is Dirty So, this is a picture of a sock that's being held against a subway tile, like, bathroom. Condition is new, even though it is a dirty sock. And this is in Queens, New York City. Whoa, we can buy this. It's posted by Angel Rodriguez. The brand is Quicksilver.

Guys, 8.5. How much do you think the dirty sock is? Who's first? I can go first. and I'm going to say that this is I'm going to say like $15. It's one sock. If it was two socks. If it was two socks, I would have said

25. Okay. You lock that in? For me? I'm going to lock that in. It's $3 bill, y'all. Three dollar bill. Cameron, you you got close. It's $999,99.99. You didn't tell us it was on sale. That would have chased my whole answer. description the price has dropped from one mill to $999,999. That's a big deal.

Okay, this next one is crazy awesome. Go to the next one, please. All right, so I'm just going to show this to you a couple slides. I know what this is. No, you don't. There's no way you know what this is. I can tell it's a suit. Okay, so wait, I just want to get guesses about what this is, and I will slowly reveal what this is. And I'll explain this. This is a some kind of image of, it looks almost computerized image of Dwayne Wade wearing a Miami Heat jersey, okay? And it doesn't really look like him. His neck is a little too skinny. Yeah, it doesn't look like Dwayne Wade at all.

It does a little, or no, sorry, Ray Allen. Oh, okay. Yeah. So this is like a Ray Allen Miami Heat era Corner 3 crazy shot to win the championship era. Ray Allen. He's got a basketball. all. He's sitting there. Yeah, he looks a little computer generator.

Now, I have to say, I think Patrick kind of poisoned the well a little bit, and I'm looking at this, and I really am just seeing latex, latex covering. Latex covering. All right. Can you go to the next slide? So now this is an action shot. No, this is an action shot. Okay. This is a real doll.

This could be also, this could be a real doll, or this could be a 3D model. That's a very good point. I could see that because I saw a couple of those people selling those. All right. I would like you to go to the next slide. Okay, guys, he's naked and he's showing his butt. It's the same guy that he's looking back, still holding the basketball, naked and showing his butt cheeks.

Okay, so now next slide. This is on YouTube. So this is, of course, Iron Tech, Sex Dolls, Gay, Male, Realistic, TPE, Full Body, Life Size Love Toy for Women. I don't think that a woman is buying this. Well, it says gay male in the title. Well, there is hitting both. Both.

13 people are watching this item. This isn't high. Okay. Well, you kind of also screwed up here by showing six months for 99. No, it says that on every. Oh,

okay. It's on 99. So we know it's more than $99. But we could assume that. Yeah, I think, I think it's obvious. I'm going to hit this with,

I'm just, and I kind of just trying to let these fly from the hip, $9,000, I think. $9.000. Okay. I'm going to go lower. I'm going to say $1,200 USD. really Patrick you are pretty damn close this is it's almost like you've looked at this before

this is this is 1,399 you are 200 bucks off man that is you seem to be very familiar with this world that is impressive okay I need to see this thing in real life I need to see it an action this is clearly a a rendering of it yeah I don't think these are real photos like that can't be real no okay I'm willing to bet this is made to order and nobody is bought one yet. Yeah. Let's do it. Next slide. Okay, so this is a doll. This is a doll with it has very long legs and very short arm. And this is a haunted one. You went on metaphysical? I did go on metaphysical. Okay, next slide. Item description from seller. Next slide. The doll has been in my family its whole life. I brought it back from Germany when my OMA passed. And the next one,

thanks for looking. There is a trap soul inside. I knew it. Okay, so this is a haunted doll, active, possessed, bought from Germany, Hildegard. That's her name. You can go to the next slide. So how much do you guys think this one is? $450. Okay, I'm going to go $14,000, $1,000.

$13,000, $1,000. What did you say? 450. And you said what? $700. Cameron. You won, but you are far off. this is 12th or 11,000.

Oh my God, that's almost the exact same price as the Johnny Depp one. So you have a, you have two choices you can make on this eBay. Yeah. Is do I want a haunted doll? Right, right. I have my Christmas bonus. I've got $12,000, $11,000 to spend on one item. Yeah.

What do I want? I got an eBay gift card. Okay, this is a very,000. This is a very different thing now. Go to the next one. I went all kind of dolls and stuff and figures and all this shit. You have an interesting doll. Say what this is.

Elmo. It's a... Tickle me, Elmo doll. Okay, so next slide. This is actually a authentic, haunted doll, extremely active, real Elmo Demon Asteroff attachment. Oh, the demon Asteroff is attached. Asteroff has been attached.

Astroff is a powerful demon. There's a video on this where the guy talks to the Elmo doll. I forgot to add it, but on the listing, he has a YouTube short where he talks to the Elmo doll, makes the Elmo turn on a light bulb. Whoa. Tell me that isn't freaking you're able. It's extremely powerful.

That is scary. So, guess is on this haunted Elmo. Check this out, $666.66. That's a strong guess. That is a strong guess. Well, I'm going to go $999.99. 99 cents. Patrick? Cameron?

This is a deal. $4.99 for the Houselmo. That's kind of cheap. For Astro, I mean, Asterooth is one of the major demons. You get the whole demon. get the whole thing, it's trapped. It's attached. I mean, that's a demon that I feel like that's a celebrity. Most of the demons that get attached to stuff, I feel like typically they don't have the name or you wouldn't know their names. It's like, you know, it's like,

oh, I hung out with Jeff at a party. Exactly. Asterox. But I hung out with Miles Teller at a party other night. How much of the party cost? And I have one last one, guys. This is, again, I kind of want you to guess what this is. This is a text from Jesus Christ that says, I'm coming soon. Are you ready on an iPhone? and it's noon o'clock and the phone is charged and it's being held by a woman. Yeah, there's an iPhone 3 or 4, by the way.

But it's not actually a phone and it is an image. It's an image of, well, yeah, it's on the TV, by the way. And this is a book? I think that this could be text from Jesus Christ like you're like paying

for Jesus Christ to text somebody. You think it's a service? Yeah, I think it could be a service. Like kind of like a FaceTime with Santa style service. Next slide, guys. This is Christian NFT digital art. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, they employ.

Antichrist. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. As soon as I say. Jesus Christ, I'm coming soon. Are you ready? A picture of me fell off the wall. Holy crap.

Right after we're talking about Asterot? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is scary as fuck. I wish we had that on tape. I wish we had the... Jesus. You'll notice...

Was that in the corner at least to it? This is not here anymore, man. That is, I do not like that. That's crazy. It was me. Something bad is going to happen to me. God, dude, no.

This blood results are, these are going to be bad results, man. You're going to have different blood. I don't want to say Jesus anymore. Yeah. Why? Please, Jesus. No, you want to say his name to cast out the demon. Yeah.

Jesus save. Okay. Jesus save. How much do you think this Christian digital NFT art is? $1 million. $2 million. That's a little over, guys. a little bit over.

I didn't lock in. I'm going to say 1,000. No, you already said, you already said a million. He already said 2 million. Okay. You're both. So wrong.

This is a steal. $10,000 for this photo. You could have that in your Salana wallet today for $10,000. And that's going to be worth a lot of money in the future when Jesus comes. When he actually comes back, people are going to say,

he actually texted me. He actually texted me in an NFT. But I think that's an amazing art. And this guy has a bunch of different Christian NFTs. If you want to go check those out. Yeah. Well, I don't remember who

one. Julio, were you keeping track? You had to him. Yeah. Okay. Who won? Wait, wait, wait.

Do the score. Say third place. Here, let me, let me, give me a second place. I was in third place. All right, give it,

give it to me. Let's fly up like Mario Party. Third, who is third place? So third place, it's none of the, with five points, Patrick.

Brough. Okay. On, in second place, with six points, Mr. Caleb. And our winner.

Who's the winner? Our winner with eight points. Oh, that's a massive leap. Cameron Fetter. Congratulations, Cameron. Congratulations to the jelly boy. Well, well played. Well, I can't turn this off.

Congratulations, Jelly Boy. All right. All right. Um, so. So, Hamburger. Hamburger. Go get the Jelly Boy pants.

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Later. To anyone who's birthday it is. Anything is on the tape. You had a dinner conversation. Oh, yeah. I'll talk about. Potatoes, steak. Well, besides the food, either. Asparagus. Sparerer. Besides the food. Sam. Well, not the, not just like candles and the all that kind of of shit. Lemon. Lemon. Lemmon. You don't eat lemon. in at dinner. You put lemon on stuff. I call lemon lemon,

lem. Well, that you call lime. It must be a regional thing. Okay. Really? Pretty good. You call lime lie?

You're not even saying a syllable there. What about salt? Sal. You cause. Pepper is pep. Okay. Okay. That would make sense.

I've heard pep. I've heard pep. What do you call ketchup? Chup. Chup. Chup. Chup is good. Chup is good. I like Chup.

Chup is very good. What do you call? call mayonnaise. He came up with that. That's universal. Oh yeah. That is you know what he called muster. Yeah. Don't say it. I know what you're going for. I actually call it M.T. Okay. Okay. You'll pass the M.T. What do you would you call Sourcrow? Oh, that's tough because I can't I can't call it's sour because that's what I call sour candy. It's actually easy. And Crout is a bad word. No, it's not. Is Crout a bad word? I don't know.

I thought Kraut meant German. Yeah. It's not bad. It's not bad. I don't think so. They have Crout rock. Well, I guess what I'm thinking of is that they would just, is that in all the war movies, they call them crouts in a mean way. Yeah, but they're the bad guys in those movies.

That's true, but it still sounds like a rude word. They should just suck it up. Does it just mean, really, does it mean Germans? Whatever. I'm not too worried about offending German. I mean, I'm not either, but, but, I mean, I was just safe for the purpose. Do you think enough time has passed, though, that they're like, that it's like, all right, we've had our fun. with Germans?

Yeah. I think you're saying it's time to forgive and forget the Holocaust. No, no, no, no. Again, he's walked into a confusion. It is a confusion situation. But do you think enough time has passed? But do you think enough time has passed? Not to forgive and forget, but to stop calling the crowds.

Enough time has passed is a crazy thing to say. Not even 100 years, man. All right. Well, once we hit the 100 years, I guess we can stop calling them crowds and stuff. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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