Podcast About List - Ep. 285 - The Patrickpedia

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

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Welcome to the new show. You have to talk to. Welcome to the old classic. We're kicking it so insanely old school right now. You instantly clipped the mic so hard. How did I do that? Maybe it was the fault of the person on the levels. It was not because now the whole system's blown. You just can't talk directly into it like we do with the other one.

You can't hear yourself. You just forgot. The techniques have been forgotten. Welcome to the new age. Welcome to the old age. Welcome to the old age. It's going to record like this. Come in, come there, come here, come in.

And we see a butt. All the counts to the novel list. You're a crap monster. Our audio architects have grown too modern and do not any longer know how to build audio cathedrals. That's true. What does that mean, Playboy? This is an ancient piece of super technology.

This is. This is a Zoom H4. H6. H3. H4, I think. I love to have a Zoom H3. I love this thing. I would like to Zoom with H3 on Go-Carts at motherfucking Jungle Rapids and Wilmington, North Carolina. And maybe discuss different types of ways to podcast. Talk to him about his daily routine. Talk to him about his struggles with Tourette's. He has Tourette's? You didn't know that? That's why he's always going,

does Tourette's make you fucking fat? No. His choice is making fat. Well, his tick is to eat foods. Oh. His tick is eating food. He'll be talking and he has to eat a donut. Oh, my God. He can't control it. Dude, I'm about to say... He's about to eat a donut every morning. Dead, what the fact. He's about to say a cuss so bad, and he stops himself by just stuff.

He doesn't have vocal Tourette's, from what I remember. I think his Tourette, if you watch videos him for long enough, you'll notice that his face... Which I did. I was a big fan of him when I was 16. Really? I always hate him. That's crazy. I thought he was...

I can't even imagine a person being a fan of that guy. That's the one time that you and me won on something that we didn't... He liked when he was 16 that we didn't like. Yeah. Usually you like the, you have the right read. But this time, this time I was wrong. You were whack, man. That's crazy.

No, his early stuff was, the reaction stuff was funny. Then he sucked. Vap Nesh was the tip of the iceberg, the downfall. But the tip of the iceberg, as in it was the best it ever got, and then it never got better. Yes. Exactly. Vap Nish, which is a video where he walks around.

I don't know anything about. But if you watch a video of him for a long minute, you'll see him go like... I thought that was him being funny. No, no, no, no. He opens his eyes wide like a big cartoon character. Oh. Yeah. Well, I'll respect to Mr. Klein.

Mr. Klein. Mr. Clean. You bald ass. Is he bald, too? Yeah, he's bald enough. Actually, he's got hair. Actually, respect to him and his wife. His wife who's slaughtered endless.

Yeah. His evil wife. Slaughtered endless. Eat, evil wife. That's how she talks Ethan you have to be nice That fucking Bill Burr interview Is the most brutal

Thing I've ever watched in my entire life Yeah I think I never I think I think I didn't watch it I watch too lazy Talk about it but you never saw that Then when it first came out no Dude it was brutal Yeah

Let me set the scene Ethan Klein with his number one hero Mr. Bill Burr straight out of Boston. Bilber. Mr. Bilber. Billber. Bill Burr.

To the Shire, which is H3 Studios. And Ethan brings up the fact that Bill Burr has brothers and sisters and Bill Burr has a complete meltdown for no reason. It's so fucking bizarre.

It's like how are you that famous and you don't want people to know that you have brothers and sisters? I bet he was getting annoyed as fucking he was just waiting for an excuse to go off and do his patented brothers. He was like, come on. And then he's like, can we cut that out?

They didn't cut it out. They didn't cut it out. They didn't cut out the Bill Burb brothers and sisters. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are here in a hotel in beautiful Chicago, Illinois, in the loop. It's actually quite rainily bad. It's so rainy and it's so bad, and we're in the worst part of Chicago, and it sucks so bad. Yeah, we got a hotel on O'Block. Yeah.

It was cheap. We had to literally check in. The thing is, everyone said, check in. We had to check in. There was saying, check in on O'Block, check on O'Block. So here we are at the La Quinta on O'Block. Lequinta O'Block by Wyndham Suites. And, yeah, it's not that nice of a hotel.

It's the most crowded hotel I've ever been in. Well, yeah, because everybody here, I mean, they're all business and gang business. It's people for, it's Bloods and Crips from way out of town who are here from meetings. At this place, they're so stingy and scared of homelessness more than anywhere else I've ever been that in order to get the Continental Breakfast, you have to give them a free breakfast ticket that they give you what you check in.

All continental breakfast, by the way. All continental breakfast is bullshit. But this is an especially bad one, and also that you can't get seconds. You don't even get to serve your own fucking food. You have to spend a ticket in order to get it. Isn't that crazy? And this hotel, by the way.

Breakfast is so bad anyway. This is an expensive hotel, by the way. This was $88 a night. Are you kidding me? Do we have that in the fucking budget? $88? Definitely not. No way.

Are you completely? stupid. How are we even going to get home? We didn't even booked our flights yet. I don't know, man. I figured we'd do some of these. What? Hitchhike.

You forget we're not on video anymore? Wait, where's the camera? We're going to go around reviewing meals. Thumbs up. For money? Yeah. We're going to go on TikTok live and eat food in a car that we read. Do people make money on that?

Yeah. How does that work? So the way, I mean, the way that it works is you get gifts. And gifts are pictures of ice cream. and pictures of I think Joe has just landed. Joe has just, we have begun our descent and we will Uber to the hotel, okay.

But you get, you know the videos of the woman going ice cream so good. Yes, I'll fucking love her. Those are gifts, and the gifts cost real world money, and then you get to keep the money. Is she still okay? Did you guys see, did you see Pinky Doll when she gets mad at her son,

and she says, we're going to sell the dog? She says, If you don't, she goes like... She's French Canadian. Yeah, which is crazy. You shouldn't be French Canadian. Why? She should be the queen of the French Canadians.

I agree. She is. And she, her son is doing something off camera, and she goes, that is disgusting. I've never seen anything so disgusting. You are disgusting. If you don't stop doing that right now, I'm going to sell the dog. Oh, my God. Like, on TikTok Live.

She just snaps back into it in Quebec Cua, right? And then she goes, sorry, guys. Ice cream, so good. Ice cream's so good. She says it in Quebec-E, right? Is it Quebeccois? Quebecian. French?

French. No, it's different from French. It's French. I've heard it's different from French. It's a different dialect. It's some kind of muddled, muddy frog voice. French, French. Yeah.

That's French. Well, that's, I thought XQC was from, like, the North Pole or something shit for a long. Why is this the internet episode today, guys? Dude, wait. We're doing a YouTube review. I'm down. What do you guys have been watching on YouTube recently? I thought XQC was Jamaican.

No, man. I thought he was one of those rare white Jamaicans. Not that rare. Well, you guys were here for this, but I was watching my African village videos again. And I learned about, a guy said that there's a snake that lives in the forest outside his village. And when it bites you, you either become old or young. Yeah. What's his name, Adventure, Zach?

Something like that. His name is Zach? Yeah. He's cool. I really like him a lot. That video was awesome. But the guy who says it as someone else, he's like interviewing somebody. And he says that there's a snake.

And he says that it's like if you get bitten in January, it will look. Like, it is 10 years later in January. Wow. Whoa. But if you get bit in February? He didn't say. Did he show, like, a little-ass kid, and he was like, this is a, this guy is 40? No, he didn't show, or he just, it was kind of just an aside in the video, but I wanted, the video was called snake that bites you makes your skin turn old, but he only mentioned it for like 10 seconds.

He barely did, and I really wanted a full, horse shit. Full exposee on the, snake that bites you make your skin turn old. I really think that maybe science doesn't know about this snake. yet. No. Because you know what? A scientist got his nose buried in the book.

He's not checking YouTube. That's true. Science. And a book is not going to tell you about a... Wait, that's a good point. There's such a well of knowledge on YouTube that scientists

think they're too good for. Yeah. There's ghosts in Africa as well. I've seen videos about it. There's so many proof... They're lucky to have survived. The midnight ghost? Yeah.

Well, that's when you find him. I've heard of him. That's when you find him. I've heard of the dead of... There's so much proof of ghosts and the afterlife and... Snakes? Snakes and zombies and aliens on YouTube that science has completely ignored.

I saw the Statue of Liberty dance on YouTube. I literally have seen that same video. It's so scary. We watched it together. Yeah. It is one of the scariest videos I've ever seen. And they pretend like that just didn't even happen. Even though there's video proof of this.

There's video proof of this and science just wants to ignore it because of shareholders, because they know that people are going to... Because the people who own the science experiment companies. People are going to take their money out of the Statue of Liberty. People of the investors are going to take it out. There is money literally in the statute of... Yeah, they're going to take all the money out. It is a world bank for people who are too powerful to keep their money in an average bank. I actually think there's no money in there.

I think there's gold in it. Gold is money. I think the whole thing is made out of some kind of green gold. Some kind of a green gold that science doesn't... It's actually made... Well, you know what? It's made out of copper pennies. It's literally made out of melted down pennies that the French stole from the U.S.

melted down and gave us back as a cruel parody of our economic... You don't even get me heated about this. We think they are beautiful women. You think what of our penis? We think of your penis. You're getting me scared of the French. I'm not scared at all. I'm not scared of the French in my leg.

Oh, you're getting scared of the French. I'm getting scared of the French. You said you're not scared of the French. Because they're going to take my penis, is what you said. And turn it into a woman, melt it down. That's the most French thing I've ever heard. They're going to melt down my penis and turn it into a green woman. That would be an incredible art project to melt down the penises of 1,000 men and make a sculpture.

Do you think how many men in the, in America do you think? think if you send out an email blast to every single man in America, how many people could you get to just, on a whim? Probably a third of the population. Nowadays a lot. Yeah. Nowadays a good chunk. I would fucking, mine be gone.

Would you send in your physical weiner? Yeah. I feel like a lot of men. Do you have to remove it yourself? Two thirds of the country would misread a clinic. Yeah, you go to like a double wide and a library. Because I was going to say, if you have to get rid of it yourself, there's almost nobody probably. Yeah.

Two-thirds of this country. They would misread the email, send a photo, right? Oh, yeah. But the one-third... So, everybody would send something. Everyone would send something. Of course. Well, okay, let's be realistic.

One third would send a photo. One-third would send their penis, and one-third would ignore. Comment down below if you were the third that would send something. But I also forgot what I was going to say. Oh, that's perfectly fine, man. This is really truly a throwback episode in that way. I don't think I forgot things that much. I forgot things more nowadays than I used to.

There's something about this. I feel like we've been in this hotel for like two weeks. I mean, we basically have been. I left the hotel for 20 minutes yesterday. Yesterday I was feeling very sick. We've been here for 36 hours. I did about an eight-hour shift on RuneScape yesterday. Oh, yeah.

You've been doing eight-hour shifts on RuneScape every day, though. Yeah, but mostly on my phone. That has nothing to do with being sick. Mostly on my phone. Yeah, I guess being sick makes you go on the computer. So this time I went on the computer and I boiled by balls with my laptop for. You're never going to have a kid. Dude, something about that used to scare me, and now I kind of like it.

Yeah. It's extreme heat. The heat? Yeah. My laptop has been getting really hot and impossible to cool down, so I just have to shut it down. You get scared. Well, it just gets really loud and hot. Your balls are supposed to work as a heat diffusion.

I'll put it in my backpack to go somewhere, and I'll take it out like six hours later, and it's, like, hot enough to hurt me. Don't your balls, aren't your balls hotter than your body? Or they're always two degrees hotter or colder? They're always being regulated by how your sack hangs. Is that true? Yeah, that's why your sack contracts and hangs down. When your sack hangs, is it trying to get colder? I think it's trying to get colder, yeah.

My sack is real high up. Like if you get too hot, your sack will hang down because it's keeping you further away from your body heat. And then when it's cold, it'll bring his way up by the chest. Well, exactly, it's the two different styles of base playing. It's basically the new metal hanging down, bent all over. with the long hair. John N-Wistle.

Do you got John N-Wistle balls or do you got Mike Dirk balls? It changes, man. How about that? Upright bass. When the balls move over to the side. I don't know any upright bass player names. Damn it. Ornette Coleman?

No. He was. Who the fuck is that? What did he play? I don't know. Why do you know so many names? I told you I took so many music history classes. Yeah.

Ornette Coleman was the inventor, not inventor, but one of the people who was really big into free jazz, unless he was the inventor. I don't remember. Last night we were watching Prisoner of Asgaban and Chamber of Secrets and it honestly intoxicated me. Dude, and guess what this motherfucker was saying the whole time?

The yapper himself, Sam. Harry Potter sucks. Nah, dude, I don't fuck with Harry Potter. He knows every fact about the movie. Yeah, oh, I don't like... Actually, the scene where the Dementors come in is actually not that cool. They come in, oh, yeah, great.

Lupin. That was you the whole time. I do not... Lupin is so fucking fire. How do you not like Harry Potter, bro? I like different kinds of things. You are just so, you know what it is, man. I like the gongabar.

I like Duney. You don't like Dune. You're complaining about Dune all the time. That is the same bullshit. It's all the same fucking movie, man. There's a beautiful hero. You know what I'd like? Dude, the other night, he was talking about Star Wars a bunch and when we were talking

about Dune. And I was like, oh, man, you might like Dune. Because a lot of it is directly copied about, copied from Star Wars, like, directly lifted. And he hit me with like, ooh, ooh, you did. You did. You did. You did a mentally challenged voice to impress.

You were like, oh, yeah, man. I was like, okay. I didn't do that. You did do that fully. And I was nice and I didn't. I just let it slide. But now I'm bringing it back because you hit it on Harry Potter. You know what?

Speaking of Harry Potter, I want to tell you if we want to get into this, we want to get into this right now. Let's do this shit. Yeah. Okay. Okay. If we want to get into this, somebody in this room did not believe me. When I said, when I said that Dumbledore said the school is going to get a school tree. At the end of Harry Potter 2.

It's the wording here. Okay, let me mediate this. I put a word sick in front of it. At the end of Harry Potter 2. I put the word sick in front of it. To be fair, me and Cameron were talking about something. I don't remember what we were talking about, but we were a bit. You guys were complaining about how I don't like the movie.

Okay, we were complaining about how you didn't like the movie. And you were so locked in looking for flaws as we said this that you are the one who heard this. But after the movie had ended, Patrick said, Oh, and what? Dumbledore said that they get a school treat? I didn't say it like that. I was just letting you guys. No, you said, oh, yeah, Dumbledore said they got a school treat. And Cameron to me, he was like, he did not say they get a school treat. And then you said, yes, he did. He said they get chocolate.

He said they get chocolate frogs and that's why they're all applauding. I was speculating because I didn't really know what was going on, but I said that they... What is that in wine? That's the sound of my rage. My God. That's the sound of my rage. Is something happening? I think this is a nuisance.

This is a nuclear alert. There's some kind of... Pat, that was very brave to go and look out of the window. There's some kind of ringing in the hotel. I don't know what it is. Okay, well, it's going to fade. Well, anyway, I said... Okay, okay, okay, I'm prefacing this by saying

Patrick was right. He was completely right. They did, he did say, sit down, sit down, bitch. He was half right. Sit down, sit down, sit down. No, I will not sit. And listen, this is what Patrick said. He did not, he said, the school will get a school treat. That is not what you said.

You said, I said, stumbled down. I said that they did not get a school treat, starting out as basically jokingly arguing. And then Patrick said, Dumbledore literally just said the line, you are going to receive a school treat. He said he did not say that. He said you were going to get a school treat. He did not. He said, as a school treat, we are canceling exams. He said, well, he did not say you are going to, you said, you are going to receive a school treat.

That he gave them chocolate fraud to the old point. This argument went on for long enough that Patrick pulled up the script, which was not cool, by the way. What do you mean? It's not cool. That is not. That's Googling, man. You can't Google, with a little argument like that, you can't Google. You Googled the script. You can't Google the script.

You were right about the word school treat, but you were wrong about everything. Everything else you were wrong about. You said it was chocolate. I was correct about school treat. You said that it was a chocolate. I said, Dumbledore said the school is going to get a school treat. I don't remember what it was. You didn't say that.

You didn't say that. That's what I said. I stand by this. And also this argument went on for so long that we didn't realize the door was wide open. Oh, yeah, so people were probably walking by in the hotel. Me and Cameron screaming. They don't have a school treat! He said school treat!

It was pretty... He said school treat. He did say school treat. He said smart up. I smartened up. Jackass. That's also, when we were in Minneapolis, I was trying to make...

There was somebody sitting right by the green room door, and Caleb or Cameron went outside. I think both of you guys went outside, and I was trying to make it look like we were arguing backstage. and I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just started pointing at Cameron and going, smarten up! You're smarten up right now!

That was a funny type of argument to be having backstage. Yeah. Saying smarten up. Smarten up is really funny. You were acting foolishly. I didn't act foolishly. It was all a ploy. The whole thing was a ploy.

When we're in backstage in the green room, we are the most prim and proper blokes. We don't do anything. We're not blokes. We're gentlemen. What's the difference? Oh, buddy. Explain it to me, Anglo.

There's a big difference between a bloke and a gentleman. Angloat. I thought you called him Egglobe. Yeah, egglobe. Okay, I'll take that. I'll take it with pride. You know why? You will take it.

Now you're a bloke. A bloke fancies himself a pub, while a gentleman fancies himself a club. Like a strip club? No. See? Like a dancing club? Oh, you're talking about like a hunting club. We've tarnished the word gentleman's club as the same way that we did football.

That is, and wait. Football, yeah, we did do that. Wait, is it called, would soccer called football before football was invented? Yes. So why did they fucking say football? Americans did that because we're rude. We just thought that nobody would care about football unless people got tricked into going to see it. Oh, but then they showed up and they're like, this is way better.

Yeah. This is way, way better. We'll call it better football. Actually, American football. Do they call it soccer in Canada? I guess we'll find out on 412. Yeah, or on 420. when we get high enough to expand our mind

into the realm of Canada. We get high enough to learn. Yeah, damn. Somebody gave me some weed after that Minneapolis show. Man, I gave that away about 10 minutes after. I got really scared.

So I think the same person asked me and I said, I'm going to call the police on you. I still feel like I'm going to go to jail if I have weed on me. Yeah. But that's what made weed fun. I think, actually, actually, that's a,

I think that I liked weed until it was. Legal. Until in North Carolina, there's a year where you started just getting a ticket, and weed started affecting me differently. It's less fun, too, when you're not, when you don't have to hide it from anybody,

even outside of being illegality. I feel like it's not being as fun once I moved out of my parents' house. If you stop smoking, like, the... Part of the appeal of weed, I guess, is to smoke weed and watch Netflix upstairs, and you come down. It's a, hey, you smoke weed. You enter a metal gear solid when you walk downstairs.

Every single time that I've ever smoked weed is the same feeling, as like going to a haunted house like every single time that I mean you're being scared by that's the that was the appeal of weed for me was like I would smoke it I would take one hit of a joint or something

and then be like oh my god everything around me is so scary yeah the world is way too big and my mom and dad are going to find out that I did this and I'm going to get granted their mom and dad are going to find out you were in a haunted house that I think that's the same feeling that I turned the world

The world is big. Where are you right now? Nowhere. Sorry, I read a scary book in the library. What's that? That's the librarian's book card. It turns the world into a weed turns the world into a haunted house for me. I actually agree with that.

I can't smoke weed because of how scared I get. I get scared as fuck too. I haven't smoked weed in... Even the tiniest amount. Oh shit, I haven't smoked weed in almost three years. We have to give you your... flowers and not weed flower. Do not even mention flowers right now.

Because you're going to smoke. Yeah, man, it's going to make me fucking smoke when I think about flowers. Because of how beautiful they are. I want to look at them while I smoke flour. Not being weed just sitting on the couch and looking at a edible arrangement. That's basically what I used to do. Yeah, me too. That's like 85%.

I used to smoke weed and look at album covers. I would do the similar shit. I smoked. I had this DVD that I bought it. goodwill that was like this Swedish made it was like one of those movies that you show to like school like your classroom it was like a teacher DVD and it was a DVD about bees and I would watch that I would smoke and then watch that and it was so sick yeah it was but the the DVD menu had a loop I left it on one time and the DVD menu had a loop it was like the

play like and then languages button but it had like a bunch of kids going buzz buzz I I want to fly like a bee. And that was playing on a loop. That's scary. It scared the shit out of me. I remember I left and then I heard it in the bedroom. And I was walking up and I could hear like, it was like all dark. And I could hear a bunch of children saying, I didn't know what it was.

I just heard chanting in the room. And I was like, oh, my God. A demon. A cult is there for you. The bee demon. I pretty much have seen nymphomaniac part one and, to like 30 times because that's what we used to smoke weed and watch.

That's crazy. We thought it was the funniest movie of all time. That's crazy art school stuff. The part where he's... No, dude, the part where he's on the train... I've never seen it. There's a part in the first movie where a guy's on a train and the main character is like talking to the guy

and he's like, yeah, I'm on the way right now to do a sperm donation or like IVF sperm thing so we can finally get my wife pregnant. I'm on my way to a sperm thing. And then she starts, like, sucking his dick. He's got a sperm appointment. She uses up all his sperm before the appointment. And she uses up his giant blast that he's been saving for months.

He's been out of town for months. Saving it. He's coming back to pregnate his wife. Damn, and she steals it. And he's like, he's getting sucked by her. And he's like, no, no, this sucks. Fuck, ah, this teenager's sucking my dick. She steals it.

Who directed this? Lars von Trier. Yeah. Brat Lars on trial should be. This guy's a psycho. He's a complete psychopath. And he has ideas about sperm that I never had considered until I smoked weed. I should check this movie out.

It's a really awesome movie, I think. Who's the lead? Some lady. Shy Labov's in it. As a sperm donor? As a sperm, he sexes the girl. He sexes her? Yeah.

It's basically about somebody who's addicted to sex. That's interesting. Yeah. He seems like he's positing a lot of interesting. ideas in this film. What if a girl I'm starting to understand why he's so artistic.

Yeah. What if a girl was a sexy hoe? A girl was a sexy hoe running around you're up. Whatever a hoe was running around sucking everybody off. It's basically a movie. Yeah, I got to make two movies

about this. I don't. I can't get all the stuff I want to get into part one. I have scope any fucking ideas. I'm not a girl being a hoe. I got to split this one into two parts, man.

Yeah, it's actually quite a sad movie, but you guys wouldn't know that because you never said for you Because you wish it was about a boy. Yeah. Having sex with boys. She does have sex with boys.

Dumbass? A boy having sex with a boy is what I say. That would be the same movie to me. I don't see any difference. I don't see any difference. That's what I'm saying right now. Me, I see a world of difference. What's the difference?

If that was a guy sucking the sperm out of the other guy's penis. I would say this is acceptable. But it's unacceptable as a woman? Yeah, man, she's slutting. So the guy would be a ho? She's being improper. Why is it? What does it matter of his mouth?

The guy would be a hoe? wait why here's what the guy would be a pimp why is it that when girls fuck suck random guys on train and get their last bit of jizz that they've been saving for their wives they're hos but then when a guy does it you think he's a pimp why is that they're heroes and they get saluted recycle the sperm the guy's sperm goes back into the guy's body

all systems are connected is that have you ever looked at the road map of ancient Rome gay men swallow sperm it goes back into their balls immediately all Tubes in the human body lead to the balls. Is that why I shoot nothing? All tubes lead outside of the body. Nothing can stay in the body. When I shoot, there's nothing.

That is because you are nine years old. It's because you're nine. I'm not nine. You're nine years old. You've got cancer as a kid. Wait, the waving is confusing me a lot. Wait, stop waving your hands. Why did a Jedi never do that?

You are nine years old. That would have solved every problem. You're just a little kid. We have to arrest you right now. You are just a little kid. You're not allowed here. I need to play with my toys. People always talk about the plot holes.

I have yours. DC421. What are you doing? I'm playing with my toys. The lightsaber, like how you can turn off the lightsaber and then turn it on and stab someone and they always talk about that.

But the real pluttle is, yeah, the Jedi mind trick, just turn them into a kid. Yeah. If you could do that. You're a rock. You're a beautiful girl. You're a beautiful girl.

I told you the other night. I told you last night, I'm not into Star Wars or anymore. That's not true. That's such cat, man. I told you guys, I said it. You talked about it for two hours the other night. What did I say?

We already talked about it. No, no, what did I say last night about it? Last night you said I don't watch it anymore because it's kids stuff. You said you grew up. I grew up. When was the last time you watched all of the movies in a row? 2015. That's actually way further back than I would have thought.

Yeah. I thought that was a weekly type of ritual for you. I thought they weren't all out yet. Wait, but when was the last time you watched all the X-Men movies in a row? that was a couple weeks ago a couple weeks ago my girlfriend had never seen them before so I was like okay well

these are actually fucking dope as fuck so we should watch them two of them are dope no yeah no I think every third one is bad until the sequel series and then the last two were bad

so there are let's see the good ones X1 X2 yeah yeah okay thanks man first class days of you just passed Logan. I miss the soundboard right now.

There's five good movies. Oh, the Wolverine is really good. X-Men Origins is actually sick. It's cool. Everyone hated on it, but with hindsight, seeing how every superhero movie is now. When he's in the Civil War? Yeah.

The thing is sick as far. Well, the worst thing is that Sabretooth is completely evil. He's the embodiment of evil in that movie. Aren't they brothers, though? It's his evil brother. That would kill me to have an evil brother Because you still want to chill Imagine if your brother

Fucking sucked He's still your bro He's still your brother If you're fighting in the Civil War He's on the other side Oh is that the whole thing Was it was brother against brother No no because they fought together

In the Civil War Oh really? The evil guy was on the Union side Well think about it Think about how evil this country is So you think the Confederates were the good guys I think that every side of this country is bad I think I'm going to play

Do you think the slaves were in the wrong I think that slavery is bad. You think that the slaves were bad? But I think that the slaves were all innocent. Oh, that's actually great. You think the slaves were innocent? Yeah.

Hot take. And you think that's a hot take, Pat. In this country, a lot of people would disagree with me. Including you. Including our world leaders. Which you are one of. Which I am the leader of this. You're the leader of your own world.

I'm the leader of my own world. Patrick World. Patrick World. Planet P. Planet P. I want to live on planet P But there's unlimited food I want to go to Planet P

badly I would I would leave Planet P I want to go to announce my citizenship in Planet P You have citizenship? I was born there You were born on Planet P

I was born there Patrick wasn't even born on Planet P Yeah They didn't even know who he was He found it No he didn't He found it He called Colin it

It's called Colin O'SA It's called Manifest Destiny Homeboy And you got in there, you said Planet P that got to stand for Patrick. Planet P that stands for Patrick and all the Piedians were. The Piedians. The Piedians. Which is what the Pee used to stand for.

Pedia. Pedia. Like Pedia Light? Because there's a big puzzle piece that's missing from this planet. Planet Pedia. What's the puzzle piece? I don't know. It's on the, look at the logo.

What? Pedia light has a puzzle piece. Oh, Pedia. Oh, it's Wikipedia's logo. go. It's a planet wiki. Oh, we should have a Patrickpedia where you write what you think about everything. That's not a bad idea.

We have you write everything that you know about every single topic. The Patrickpedia. The Patrickpedia? That is such a great idea as me paraphrasing different wars. Yeah, just literally like you writing or just like voice to text. We could knock it out in a couple days with the dictation. Yeah, just dictating everything that you think happened with every historical event.

What you know about every single person? Plots of movies. It's weighted so crazily to movies and skateboarding. Yeah. We could set it up to like auto detect things

like and just link everything. Like everything he says it's another page. This is a brilliant idea. This is an incredible idea. Somebody hit us up to program Patrick Pedia. Yeah.

Because then when you pass away we have it's a decade. It's a full with an AI. Yeah, a PD. It's the easiest. Because you are pretty much

only the stuff that you know. I would say more than anybody I've ever met. You are solely the facts that you know about movies and TV. Well, I know facts about how to tie my shoes. That's true. That could be on that, too. That would be a great article.

Okay, let's do that article right now. So the first time I ever tied my own shoes. The beginning. The second book in a encyclopedia. Come on, come on. Let's hear. The first shoe tying happened in maybe 2007. years after i was supposed to have it done years after at 10 years old people and i wasn't 10

in 2007 you were you no how old were you then 10 oh yeah no i have a late birthday no because i was 10 in 2008 you were 10 in both years you can be 10 for both you can be 10 for both years you were definitely 10 in 2007 at some point i was 10 for half of the year this is all going in the article, by the way. At some point, at some point, I was 10. This is the Patrickpedia article. First two paragraphs done. First two paragraphs. And then one day it all clicked. The SpongeBob song finally, the loop-de-loop. I remember that. Which you would have a hyperlink to the song. Loop-de-loop and pull. I think a lot of Patrickpedia would have me saying, and you already know what that is. Okay, so we're already having another,

we're on our second detour. This is the Patrick P.D. The entry for Patrick Pedia on Patrick Piedo on Patrick Pee. So there's going to be a lot of hyperlinks that just say, and you already know what that is. And then links to the actual Wikipedia article. Okay. Now do the Patrick Pedia one for World War II.

Okay. So World War II started because Germany didn't have enough money because there is, I remember this, there was, apparently, I remember this, so awesome. This is going to be the best website of all times. This is actually a fucking amazing idea. My history teacher told me that there were,

well, it was Germany after, before it was Prussia, and you already know that. And then it became Germany because the borders were changed. Because everyone was like, you, what the hell did you fight us all for? So we're going to change your borders. It's not going to be the, We're going to separate Austria.

That's a new country now. It used to all be one big blob on the map. It's actually better than what I could do so far. Me too. And then they separated everything. And then, so Germany, everyone had to bring, like, they were bringing stacks of cash and wheelbarrows just to get, and you already know what a wheelbarrow is.

So link to that. And then they're bringing stacks of cash just to get, like, loaves of bread. So then there's one fella. Laughing This one fellow hyperlinked Hyper hysterical laugh This one fell You click on it

It's Hitler And it's just right after Just a ha ha ha ha ha For a full paragraph Okay This one fella was He had some ideas And

A lot of It resonated with some of the people Who were Pretty much downtrodden which you already know what that means and they were you know a lot of people were angry which anger leads to

hate and hate leads to suffering when they cause suffering for a good chunk of the people in the country because they wanted to create an ethno state and they got pretty far they got almost there this is feeling

can I just put in yeah it feels like but a lot of people didn't like what they were doing when they were annexing different borders such as Poland and other countries in the Soviet Union at that time and you already know what it was called and you already know what that is

we can get to that later when I get to the Cold War then so then it was like fighting for a little bit so then it was like fighting for a little bit Italy was involved but then they weren't involved and no one really talks about that because

Italy's country there Italy's government changes pretty much every week I don't like how vague, how vague you were about describing the Holocaust. They didn't like some people and... It was a good chunk of the country. You keep saying. Why, why don't you be specific? You don't know the specifics?

It was Romani's, gays, communists, black people, Jewish people. He went Jewish people last. Interesting. Well, grand finale. Okay. Okay. Okay. Pretty much the ones that, I mean, if you were going,

from, I guess is at least casualties to most? I don't really know. I think there was casualties all around. Casualties all around. On all sides, they were casualties. But the Germans were the ones who were evil. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. There was also something called the Blitzkrieg, which the Ramones parodied in their song. Blitzkrieg Bob. I feel like this article is going to end with like a quote that says, I don't want to do this anymore. Can we do the next one?

So then, okay, wait, wait. Germany was, Germany would, like, bomb the UK, which they would have drills for. Yeah. And which is explored in the movie, The Lion of Witch and the Wardrow. At the beginning, yes. Yeah.

We all remember that. We all remember that. And you remember that. And you remember that. Link to the scene. YouTube Hyperlink. Disney Plus Hyperlink. That links to the whole movie.

So then Russia, they're getting, Germany's getting fucked on all fronts at some point. Towards 1945, they're like, oh, man, we bit off a lot more than we can chew. We were on top for a while. And now every single country's mad at us. And then we went to, the United States, went to war with Japan for some reason.

But they also went on the beaches in Normandy because at some point, I think it was Japan. attacking, when the access powers attacked Pearl Harbor, that's when we decided, all right, that fuck it, let's get involved. Because we were in isolationist

country because of... My God. Who was it? Was it FDR? Yes, it was FDR. Yes, it was FDR. He was insane. This is way more than I could do. He's fucking cooking. But this all happens towards the end of the war. We had to step in and

help everybody at the end. We didn't want to get involved. There was also in I don't even know when this was. but there's a photo that I saw the other day 20,000 people in Madison Square Garden This being in the article, there was a photo I saw the other day. There's a photo I saw the other day

of 20,000 people in Madison Square Garden at a Nazi rally. So there were ideas being spread around. Sympathizers. There were sympathizers, yeah, there were Nazi sympathizers in the United States and then we weren't getting involved. And then, which imagine if your dad was like

your grandpa was like a Nazi sympathizer and you didn't know it. Like, there's just a photo of him. On the back of it, there's the, like, you find out about that photo. Yeah. Like, the Nazis in Madison Square Garden. You see the date of the photo online.

And then you remember there's a photo of your grandfather on the fridge and you look in the back of it one day and you see that exact date. And it's a photo of your grandfather with his friend at Madison Street. And he was like, no, we were seeing the Globetrotters. The Globetrotters. That's the team that you, that's the logo for the team that used to, fight

you used to play against before the generals dude it's so general's old logo it's German generals it's so fucked up too because that's that's that your family

it's not like your family member was in Germany they got swept up no no this is full like yeah blood thinks he's on the team yeah like dick rider

like um so anyway I feel like this has been going on pretty long the war well the war was going on from 1938 to 1945, no, 32.

Hit the rose to power from 32 to 45, right? I don't know. You can't say right. You can't ask for confirmation. Well, I might be getting... That's our grand finale. Yeah, what's the grand finale of World War II? So the grand finale of World War II, Italy, Mussolini gets hung from, like, a balcony, right?

And they, like, all... They basically Gaddafied him, which y'all know what that is, Tosh Point O style. Yeah. Did they I guess I can't ask Let's say it So from what I remember Maybe I'm conflating a lot of things here

I think they did stuff to his butt Before they killed him You're talking about Gaddafi Mussolini I think they just hung him in his wife They shot him in his wife They shot him I don't remember

Okay Well you weren't supposed to answer Oh okay Because you said I'm not allowed to ask I'm not allowed to say right Well this won't go in the article This is my recollection of it. So, Italy, they back out.

Your recollection of what you were there. I was there. They back out early enough that everyone's like, well, we like your food. We'll let you stay. You'll, you're chill. Japan, we dropped two big-ass bombs on them. This is all explored in the film Oppenheimer.

We dropped two bombs on them altering the course of history for years. that's our, that's our poll quote. Okay. This will, and when the bombs drop, they say this will alter the course of history for years to come. Yes. That was the thing that Oppenheimer said when he invented it. Yeah.

He said, oh, I'm become death. I read that somewhere. I've become death. I read that It's because I was trying to get some pussy According to the movie So then Yeah then Russia

We don't give them enough credit For how much they fucked up over The fucked shit up over there Because now it's like Oh they're touching our computers And spreading misinformation They kind of earned that You think that Russia should be able

To spread information They should be able to do whatever they They killed Hitler yep well he killed himself so you think he's dead i think hitler's dead yes wow okay okay but they bullied russia bullied russia bullied hitler enough that he killed himself that was at the end of the war

well he kills himself then there's a bunch of trials the nuremberg trials then we take most of their scientists create nassah this becomes now world history starting at world war two uh we take a lot of their scientists create NASA and

like other things like we you know who was in who was president at the time was Eisenhower immediately after FDR we're not allowed to answer man I don't know I don't know I know who was president when the bombs were dropped yeah it was FDR or no Truman Truman

think about Oppenheimer bro so Truman's president at the time because FDR became a chair and you already know what that is and you know what that You know what I mean by that. And you already know why. Truman became, or FDR became a piece of furniture. Truman, kind of a dick, from what I know.

But he was like, well. He looked exactly like Gary Oldman. Yeah. And he's like, well, they got this fancy new car called the VW Beetle. And we're going to want to, the scientists came up with that, so we're going to want to take that, put them all over. And when you see this, when you see this car, you got to punch somebody. And this is now law.

This is when this was invented. My God. Wait, I didn't have even thought about that. Truman. Because Truman was such a violent past of the Nazi regime. Yeah, the Volkswagen Nazi party. Yeah, it's like if you have one of these, it makes you so mad because you're so goddamn. You want to hate your fellow man.

You have to punch somebody. God damn it. Yeah. So that's the, so we take the VW bug. We take, well, we created the highways, which was inspired by the Autobahn. Also, anabolic steroids, methamphetamine. This is, from my recollection, I learned most of that from that video of that prison chef saying that he idolizes Hitler. Oh, yeah.

I remember that. I don't remember. The guy, he's making, like, the loaf in the microwave, and he's like, man, y'all got to thank Hitler for this. Yeah. Which you've got to find that video You got to watch that video Legendary vidd So I'm still going with this

Yeah dude what happens after World War II So after World War II Well the World War II went into the Korean War Which whatever that made mash No one really knows much about the Korean War But the Korean War only happened Because everyone was afraid of the domino theory Which is if one country becomes communist

All the other countries around them would become communist. And we didn't like communism because it meant that we wouldn't get like health care or stuff. You would lose money is what everyone thinks. But actually.

But actually you gain money but everyone shares it. Is what basically that is. And that's going to be the communism article. That's like an offshoot. You lose money but it's because you're sharing it with everybody. Right.

It's a Korean War. Well, Truman takes all those Nazi scientists, brings them over. The space program starts in the 50s. Then Eisenhower becomes president. That's Korean War. And Eisenhower has that fruity-ass photo of him sitting. No, Eisenhower. Ike.

What's his name? Ike. Dwight, Ike Eisenhower. I like Ike. I like Ike. He looks like a fucking alien. He looks like Roger from American Dad. He kind of does.

He looks like Roger from America. Big ass. Maybe he had hydrocephalus. I don't know. I don't think people live to be 60 with hydrocephaly. Is that true? Because my cousin's got it. Really?

That's sad if that's true. I thought that that, like, kills babies. No, no, they put a shunt in your head in it. They put a shunt in your head and then, like, drain some of the water. Damn, I would, I love some shunt right now. That sounds good as fuck. I wish I could have it. Hydrocephaly?

You probably do. No, no. I don't have hydrophicules. Yeah, but Hugh did. My cousins got it. So you probably have it too. You don't have hydrocephaly. You have buttercephyly. I have butter in my brain.

Beef tallow stuck in your fucking head. I got a Culver's butter burger for a brain. Okay, so then Eisenhower's president, Korean War. Okay, we've heard that part many, many times. That's the one that my grandpa says he was in, but then I later learned he was here the whole time. In Chicago. No, not in Chicago

In Somerville And he Only joined the Marines to get pussy Is what he also said Did he think there was girls in the Marines? He said that women liked it When you walked around in a uniform So he joined at the very end of the war

Just to get the uniform Just to get the clown That is fire My grandfather was a fucking clout chaser What a beast And he would talk about How much he loves this country And how he fought

And then it was like, dude, you didn't do shit. You didn't do fucking shit. He got strange. He got strange. He met my grandma. He was strange. He was strange. Yeah, you have to be strange to fight for this fucking disgusting country.

I have to agree. I can't, I literally don't want anyone in power to hear me say this, but I have to agree. Okay, so then that starts the Korean War. Okay, so the Korean War started about ten times so far. We lose that one. Your grandpa trying to get us to start the Korean War. That's the end of the Korean War. that's in the inspiration for the show, MASH.

Then, no worse for a little bit. British invasion, 60s. There's all these, the mods. Okay, talk about mods. Okay, so the mods were, there was a subculture in the 1960s where people would have bowl cut, haircuts, they would wear suits all the time, they would drive Vespas around with big mirror sets,

according to the movie, Quadrophenia, which the Who was one of the seminal bands of the mods. subculture. The mod scene in the UK was basically white kids making rhythm and blues music and wearing suits and stuff.

That's all that was. But then they would get into big fights on the beach with the rockers. And this is historical facts. There's photos of beach fights between mods and rockers. They would wear zoots suits. Mods would wear zoot suits. Rockers would wear leather jackets

and they liked Elvis. How the fuck are you going to think that you can beat up rockers? Yeah, I don't know. These mods have string-beat-ass mods. You got a bowl cut and you're wearing a Dick Tracy suit. These guys drive motorcycles and wear leather jackets. And tanks.

Yeah. They have tanks and shit. They have machines and they're swinging chains around. Yeah. They had bike chains were a big weapon back then. I don't want it with no fucking rocker. No way. Isn't it interesting on the past mirrors the present with nowadays we have kind of rock fighting against rap and pop?

And now the rockers are the new. mods because the rockers show up with the chains and then the rappers have guns they have blickies and glissies and I think the rockers and it makes you honestly that makes me fucking terrified for in the future when the rappers are fighting whatever the next

genre is who have laser guns and orbital missiles that is really scary it's been an arms race in music maybe it will reset though and the next music will be cavemen right well no the cavemen I'm thinking even the cavemen back then there was probably the cavemen who are making music by dipping their fingers in the water and it makes a song that sounds like...

The Uggs versus Water guys. And then the Ugs are walking around making lithic scrapings with rocks. Megalids. They're doing that. They have big rock that they carry over their head and smash it into a cave wall to make a drum beat.

This was the original Gigi Duggestino type music. And these guys were going around crushing the water babies. There you're playing through a mammoth's trunk. Yep. Like a horn. Playing that in the trunk. Okay, so mods versus Rockers on the beach.

I think the rockers liked drinking beer and smoking cigarettes, and then the mods were obsessed with amphetamines. Okay. And they would play really... Well, that's why they thought that they could fight. Yeah, exactly. You get a bunch of meth-up, kids with bowl cuts running at you.

They would wear, like, nice suits and go... Cameron has one of the... They would wear those big green army jackets, like the one that you have. Yeah. They would wear that over their fucking, like, double-breasted suits. Yeah. Okay, and the Rockers... Survival of the fittest.

The Rockers win. The Rockers win, yes. Until the Beatles come And then Beatles make everything Beatles weren't mods They were rockers Yeah the Who was mods

Yeah So then the Beatles Come in and then Oh Vietnam War Which Is this causation or correlation I don't know We'll see

We'll see So Vietnam happens Because I think the Beatles It's very likely I think the Beatles Probably had a big hand Name one other possible cause

Fireworks could be fireworks. Fireworks were not invented yet. Oh, so JFK gets assassinated in the middle of all this by Lee Harvey Oswald. Okay, wow, strong stance. Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald.

No, it didn't really happen. He gets assassinated by the CIA because they didn't like what he did with the Bay of Pigs. Damn. He dropped in the deep parapolitics knowledge. A lot of people don't know about the Bay of Pigs. Oh, he wanted to disband the CIA, right?

right. CIA was formed after World War II also. From the movie Wild Wild West. Jim West. Wild West.

Jim West. So yeah, the CIA, which you already know about, kills JFK so they can put LBJ in power so that they can

continue the Vietnam War because they want their resources. They want the coffee that has sugar in it and they want Bon Mie and Fub. which we eventually get in 72, right?

That's what Bon me and Fah we get. We got it in 72. We got it in 72. After Kissinger went in there and bombed the whole everything. But except for the sandwiches and the soup shops. No, those stayed. Those are resilient. Those stayed here.

Those came over. We came in with helicopter. We lifted up all the soup and sandwich shops. And then we left a war-torn country. We were like, figure it out. Yeah. Figure that out yourself. And now you have no food.

Now you've got no sandwiches. We took all your soup and your sandwiches. Now you got no French influence sandwiches, which Bonnay means bread. Fah means. Fah means soup. Fun soup. Fun soup. It's short for fun soup.

Okay, so Vietnam happens. What happens next? Vietnam happens. What happens next? Well, during all that, the Beatles take acid. Acid is big. There's events like the Monterey Pop Festival. I'm seeing, sorry, real quick.

I'm seeing an amazing book that you could write about two histories happening at the same time, war and music. and where they're interacting. In the 60s. The War of Music and the Music of War by Patrick Doran. Yes. Yes. Okay, so the Beatles, sorry.

The Beatles take acid. Everyone else starts dropping acid. The Beach Boys make pet sounds, and then there's a lot of really bad music. Where it's just like, it's a bunch of whiteies doing blues, but then it starts getting a little bit louder. The music does. The music starts getting louder, but then there's a little band in Detroit, D-12.

No. The stooges. The stooges? The stooges are making really heavy types of sounds of rock. Meanwhile, also in New York City, there's also the Velvet Underground, which is also doing crazy heavy kind of, well, it's more experimental stuff. Also, there's this Andy Warhol-type figure named Andy Warhol. He's influencing all the culture at the time.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. So basically after... And again, soup. Soup. After all these people see the... Because Vietnam was the first time that we used. you saw boots on the ground war happening. So when everyone sees all this crazy shit happening,

all the blood and guts and children killed, music starts to get heavier because everyone thinks, oh my God, this is making me so mad. So there's all these bands start cropping up, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper. The heavy of the heavy.

The heaviest of a down. Well, Wait, you enjoyed it. I'm getting choked up. The phrase heavy metal didn't come around until some music journalist was reviewing the album. I think it's Humble Pie by Humble Pie, which I've never heard before. Or I think I tried to listen to it and I was like, this doesn't sound like heavy metal. But he said like, this band has a heavy metal sound.

And then that's when the term metal music was created. It was a band that fucking Peter Frampton was in. Sick. No, he's not. Peter Frampton's a rocker. Peter Frampton found the talk box and then only did that forever. He wanted every single song to sound like, California knows how to party. I like that instrument.

Yeah, well, that's a good, that's a good use of it. But he's just, what's that song? Show me the way? I don't know, man. He's just going, wah, wah, wah, wah, wow, wow. I like those things. Talk box? Yeah, it's cool.

It's cool sometimes. It's always. You don't have to use it every single fucking song. I actually know one Peter Frampton song. He came alive. I've just been gabbing, dude. You guys have just been letting me flies. Dude, this is what we, we're trying to create Patrickpedia.

Yeah. A lot of it is music history. But we need you to get into, I would say we need one more war and one more music. No, you know what I want, I want something scientific. Okay. I want you to describe, okay, here, tell me, tell me about how. how the circulatory system works. Blood, I do not know.

Exactly. Wait, wait. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, never, tell me about, tell me about it, about what is, how do, what it's an atom? What's it like in an atom? An atom makes up of all parts. See, this is the kind of material.

This is where Patrick Pedia is going to, 90% of it's going to be this now that I think. Well, an atom is smaller than a, molecule or it's made up of molecules keep going at the same time at the same time it's made up but also smaller than

and it consists of every single living being it consists of it consists of every single living being okay in the country in the world now tell me about gravity gravity is was it was

discovered he almost said it but he really had to stop himself wasn't invented It was discovered, or the theory of gravity was discovered by Sir Isaac Neutron and it happened because an apple fell on his head which back then was light bulbs. Back then was what?

Back then was their version of a light bulb. Was it Apple? Before light bulbs were invented. An apple would fall in your head and that's how you would have a eureka moment. Okay, how does a light bulb work? So a light bulb works, there, okay, So it's contained in the glass thing, but it's two different.

There's a, what is it? Because there's that string in the middle. Right. That's what's emanating the light, and it's the two points on either side. That gets electricity from the thing at the bottom that's touching the metal. There's conduction. Uh-huh. And that conducts electricity into the light bulb, and the light bulb.

It bounces back. It heats up. Uh-huh. Light bulbs, or tungsten light bulb. are lit by heat. Yes, incandescent. Incandescent, tungsten, whatever. But LED lights are powered by circuits.

And what about fluorescent lights? Fluorescent lights are... That's like a tube of different... It's shit bouncing around in there. Yeah. It's a tube, and both sides have prongs on them, and those prongs... It's not heat, though, right?

Or is it heat? I don't remember... No, because incandes... incandescent light creates heat, but then a fluorescent light doesn't? We're not going to answer. I don't know. I know the answer. I don't know most science stuff.

You're right. That was a beautiful explanation. You did a great job. You were completely right. I don't know most science stuff. It seems like you kind of do. I remember a good chunk of sixth grade science, because that's the last time I paid attention. Light bulb.

Light bulb. Hot dog, how to make a hot dog cooker. Here's a, okay, here's a science article. Tell me. How to make an instant hot dog cooker. There's a how-to on Patropedia. It's a World War II Adams, how to make a hot dog cooker.

It's pretty simple. You take an old piece of electronic equipment, maybe some kind of a cable. One of those ones that has the two lines down the middle because there's the negative and the positive ends, right? I don't remember. but so like a cable like this one okay that has the line running down the middle of it

you cut it out of the thing out of the object that it's in wait stay down there yeah stay down there we need a picture of you explaining this so you cut this maybe here you leave the outlet intact

and you plug that into the wall while that's plugged or well don't do it while it's plugged in but you drill you take both the ends, you fray them like this, and then you drill them, you drill a nail through it, through each of the copper wire things that are inside of it, through a board of wood. So then you have these two nails sticking out. A board of wood like what? Like a two by four.

Can you give an example in the room? I guess this piece, this table, you could use it. We could make one, let's make one right now. Let's make one out of stuff in the hotel. Do we have a drill? We need a hot dog, man. We don't even have a hot dog. We probably have time for one more article.

Okay, well, I'm not done with this one. Oh, okay. So, chill out. Seems like you were done. So you take this two by four, two nails, a frayed wire, both ends. You take both the frayed parts, drill, you wrap the nail or the screw in one side, and then wrap the screw on the other side drill through so that there is

it looks like a big plug. You're doing a rock symbol. Yeah. So this is the, these are both the sides. This is where the electricity comes out. Okay.

You plug it into the wall. And you, but before that, you put a hot dog on both screws. Okay. And what's going to happen is there's going to be an electrical current running through

both of the screws. Okay. Which will heat up only the middle of the hot dog, the ends will not get cooked at all. Okay, that's good for me. But you can, you kind of lose some hot dog. I like first and last bite to be cold.

Also, don't touch the... Anything. Don't touch it. Yeah. Pretty much. How do you get it? You unplug it, then you touch it. Oh.

Because I touched it when I was... I made one at home. Which I wasn't supposed to do. I made one at home. How could they expect you to not make a hot dog cooker? Right. Oh, you also you need to put electrical tape on the bottom of the... the screws to keep

that contained because otherwise I mean this could also start a fire in your home right which you shouldn't do this you shouldn't do a fire but if you're in a pinch and you want a hot dog really bad and you have these materials a couple screws a plank of wood electrical tape and an internet connection for the Patrickpedia and Patrickpedia

well you hopefully would memorize this well here I have the perfect final page for us to final article I would like you to right now dictate and narrate the the landing page for the Patrickpedia the welcome you open up patrickpedia.com this is what you see this describes what you're about to enter okay so first of all hello you were about to enter a world of mind expanding knowledge if you want science please go to another website because there's not going to be a lot of it there's not going to be

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this is the website for you and it's funded and backed by users like you and the CIA there's a donation There's a donation page. There's going to be a photo of me in a suit, Jimmy Whale's style, pleading eyes. And what's the article of the day? The article of the day today is Fah.

Okay. Fah invented in Vietnam. Keep an eye out for Patrickpedia. This is going to be a dot org? It's got to be a dot org. It's got to be a dot org, right? Well, keep your eye out for Patrickpedia and also keep your eye out for tonight. The day that this comes out, podcast about list will be performing in Detroit. And then after that, we will be coming to Toronto and New York with a sketch group called World's Biggest Army. And the shows have been going great and fun. You'll be seriously missing out if you do not show up.

And then you will be seeing the podcast in Carborough, North Carolina. And then you will also be seeing the sketch group again in Atlanta and in Philadelphia. You can buy tickets to all these, see the dates and everything at swag poop.com slash shows. You seriously don't want to miss it. Here's an idea. How about I write a Patrickpedia page right now? for World's Biggest Army. I think that's a great idea.

World's Biggest Army was a sketch troop founded. Wait, hold up. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get to the end of the article. Okay. World's Biggest Army was a sketch troop founded in July, 2023, by members of Podcast About List, Home Planet, and one Pierce Champion. They did their first show in July.

which was titled World's Biggest Army, which then later became the name of the troop, because at first they did not have a name. I don't know if that's true. I don't remember. The show was titled, Podcast About List, Home Planet, Pierce Campy, and World's Biggest Army.

Okay. That's true. We're going to need a reference for that. We said it backstage. We said, let's just call it World's Biggest Army. Wait, I like that as an apocryphal, legendary. But it has, but this on Patrickpedia, this has little question mark needs citation thing in brackets.

So then they did their second show in October on Halloween weekend. Hallow weekend. And then after that, they decided it would be a good idea to bring the show on the road, which they did five and a half cities. Okay. Which one's the half? because during the May 18th show in Philadelphia, there was a time-bag Darrell incident.

Oh, no. And who were the victims? All but one Joe Gleason. Wow. Damn. I guess I could see that coming. Who survived only because he was too tall for a bullet to reach him. Wow.

Well. The bullet gave, it couldn't go that back. Joe Gleason later went on to make somber piano music. Which later landed him a film score A scoring job For a film by one Lars von Trier Whoa Don't tell me

Don't tell me For his movie Pimposlapiac I wish we got the Pimposlapiac way earlier we'll put a pin in that one yeah we'll come back to put it down on your notes app goodbye

bye bye all right bye everybody I want to talk about pepper man pepper oh my gosh we're talking about red pepper red pepper flakes

you had no pepper I had no pepper I had no pepper I had pepper and there was someone I didn't want pepper I don't put stuff on my pizza usually there was a man in the restaurant

I don't clear the air about that okay somebody but there was a man in the restaurant who was sitting at a table that had all the paper and he was wearing a plaid that's most of what i remember and cameron said i'm going to invent a song about him or you just no you didn't say you were going to invent a song about him but you started going pepaman papaman and then and by the way he could not say more than two peppermans without like why don't we just Why don't we just hear it? Laughing. He's going,

Pep, man, Pep, man, Petman, Pep, man. Why don't we just hear what, well, I had the genius idea. That's funny, man. I had the genius idea to. That was the druggest I've been for in a year.

Pepper Man. I had the genius idea here. I was peppermine. I went peppermine. I pulled out my phone. I pulled out garage band. And he went Rick Rubin. I went Rick Rubin.

I held my phone up to Cameron. I said, let it fly. And here's what we got. Yeah, but man, pub, pub, there is autotute on me? There is autotune, but it also might loop for the first. Yeah, I don't think I do it this many times. But then you had it great.

Soul man, soul, man, bad, man, sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, soul, man, soul man, sub. Pebrick of me, soul, man. Okay, so that was, that was all camera just by himself laughing so hard. at Bethman, Bedman, Bed, Bed, Ben, then he started saying salt man, salt man, salt man, salt man. Salpah man, paprika man, paprika, sugar man, sugar man, sugar man. Sugar man, sugar man, sugar man.