Podcast About List - Ep. 286 - Top 10 Buttiest Women Of All Time

Episode Date: April 10, 2024

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You are on a dangerous cocktail right now, my friend. That really fucking hurt. There's no reason for it. He did, okay, so he has, let's break this down. I did a smelling salt. I have a coffee-flavored zen in. First time ever. A diet coat.

And a diet coat. And a boy hat and red shirt. He's working with opposites. Okay, so that's only, so you need to go. I'm crips and bloods. This is a power generator. But you're more blood than Crip because you have. I did get, but you have a C on your head.

I did get yelled at one time while I was walking down the street with my girlfriend. I already don't believe this story. A guy on a bike. A guy on a bike looked at, he was yelling at everybody. Do a close listen. He was yelling at everybody. He was yelling at everybody.

So already. And then he screamed, what the fuck you're doing in my neighborhood with a blue sea hat? Okay. So it sounds like this guy was crazy. Yeah. And you thought he was a gangster.

Well, Kobo said that I got color banged. And I said, oh, I'll take that as a. A color banging is when someone doesn't like your clothes? Is when you're wearing the wrong colors? Is that what color banging is? I don't know. Gobo said it, so I just said, he said, he said color banged immediately, and I was like, oh, okay, you know that there's a term for this.

So I'm going to trust this. Well, Kobe is the most gangster guy I know. Straight up. I was thinking on the train. Right. Let's get into it. Let's get right into it. This is an amazing flavor complex.

Coffee, Zan, and Daico? Yeah, try it out. If you, no. If you... In your own time. Can you let me tell my thought, bro? I'm sorry. If you are, do thugs and gangstas, if you are, if you are, do thugs and gangstas when they rob people, do they go after people?

If you dress up like a thug gangster, they might not go with that. I well that's I think why I never got never get robbed or is it like how police officers can't arrest police I never get robbed I've never been robbed but I've never been robbed like even more than you because you don't dress like it wait I'm confused by the question like a thug gangster oh right yeah I was gonna say if he's saying that is there like a code you're asking if he's saying what that if you dress like a nerd you don't get robbed if you dress like a nerd you definitely get robbed I think you're I think you're oh and if you dress if you're a if you're a if speaking of you're like a I think if you're just like anything, you're not going to get robbed.

Because a robber's going to, first of all, not robbers, not going to robber nerd, because what are they going to have a calculator? Pends. And that's no use to a gangster. Gangsta, not going to rob another gangster, gangsta code. You know, it would be really bad. True. If you're dressed like a cop, they're not going to rob you because you're a cop.

Dress like a firefighter, not going to rob you because you could save them. You could save them in the future. I mean, okay, here, sorry, but just imagine the situation. A gangster robs a firefighter, that same gangster in his house burning. Help me, help me, bang it on the window. who walks the fuck up but that firefighter and what's missing his hat yeah it'd be bad what's the thug wearing inside the building the firefighter's hat he's not i can't go in without my hat i'll burn my hair no my hair will fall off now the worst thing is if it's halloween and you're dressed

up as a bag of money or the monopoly man oh but then if you're dressed up as a bag of money and they might they will take you i guess but you have to be you right you'd have to be with somebody which could be the reason for most human trafficking i think a lot of people like a bag of money and just normal robbers end up being human traffickers because they say i want this bag of money i'll just put this bag of money in my basement human trafficking actually happens how's that is if somebody notices that you are wearing a shirt that is red or if you have a green dot on your shoe or if there's a plastic bag stuck to your car door handle or if you're you ate cereal that morning or if you were eating at a restaurant and then you cross the street

immediately after or if somebody asks you for the time of day or if you are a girl yeah If you are a woman, a 13-year-old girl, which is unfortunately in another country. It's typically. Yeah, it doesn't happen. Those are targeted disproportionately by human traffickers would be young girls. I'll believe it when I see it, all this human trafficking shit. I have seen it. So, unfortunately, I do have to believe it.

Oh, really? You didn't do anything? I tried. What am I going to do, man? It's an industry. Yeah. You can't bring down. You're going to see a Superman?

You're going to mail a janitor. Hey! I've seen how many people work against this fossil fuel shit one fucking guy you can't also I tried I tried dude I threw soup on their paintings

I laid down in front of their car in front of their big band they just reversed yeah they got away immediately okay guys let's talk what's on everybody's minds what the fuck was show it up

show off the numbers no you had it sitting on the table in such a that I think someone could probably have zoomed in and look at the numbers just so you know. I'll tell them.

A? That's for America. Yeah. That's for the second state. A2. Yeah. A2 paper. Registered in.

A smiley face. Okay. Unlikely, but it could be possible, I guess. Because you're smiling in your photo. They could have run out. Oh, that's my. I'm confused because I'm bald.

I thought you were a letter? This up. And the guy said, the guy said you're Mr. Pitts and I was like yeah he's like okay can you take off your hat

and I showed that I was bald and he went yep that's you like that oh man like that people are always disrespectful that is the that is the most anyone who has to look at a picture of you

is always so disrespectful people are always talking shit they always at the airport they talk shit about my ID at the airport yeah they always look at mine because my photo is me from when I was 18 yeah mine is also from 18 So they look at me now and they always go

Yeah They always have some snide comment to make They always do a double take How'd you feel if I shoot up this whole airport? That's right It might just happen How would you feel? You wouldn't go on vacation

I would I'd be discreet Do you think they're not going to let me on the plane If I'm holding a gun? Yeah In some countries Let me on the plane Yeah then they're gonna

Even more likely Probably fly the plane faster Yeah for me No I wouldn't do that at an airport You wouldn't kill I wouldn't kill We should not make any jokes about anything we do at an airport while we're about to go into a country. Oh, yeah, let's do it right at the top.

Guys, this week, Friday, Toronto, come to the garrison to see us perform with the world's biggest armory. It's going to be incredible. You really don't want to miss it. First ever international show could be last with the way that we're talking about this type of travel. And it's my first time being out of the country. So if you want to see me acting different, come on out. Come on, Uts. All you Uts.

Is that Canadian? That's good. Yeah. And two days after that, guys, we will be in Brooklyn at Littlefield, and we have just announced there will be an opener for the show. Eric Rayhill, everybody you know and love him. He's the man. Come see him perform an opening set for our sketch show from Joy Tactics.

And Rap World and the Bear. And just basically everything. And check out a rap world for a little cameo. There's no way to check it out. From Eric Rayhill. He's a main part. He's one of the three stars of me. Well, it's mostly a cameo.

Okay, guys, so basically, I'm bloody dumb. Basically, guys, here's my story about seeing the eclipse. I want you to tell me. So I was trying so hard to get my eclipse glasses. You need the special glasses to view it. I finally got some red just in time. Now, these glasses, they are so crazy. They're so dark.

You put them on. Everything is black except for the sun. You can't see anything. It's like looking into space. I remember them from yesterday. I had them in 2017. I didn't see the one in 2017. I don't know if I don't know why I remember if it came to come to the northeast I think we

I don't think it did we had a full in New York or in North Carolina I that's I'm jealous I want to see the full well yeah because this was the only and New York this is part of the story too this is actually put the eclipse is part of the story okay it was 89% totality so it doesn't actually go to the ring type did you guys look at it I did I didn't have glasses yeah I looked at it with no glasses yeah I looked at it for a second with no glasses but uh I went to a park surrounded by people I put on the glasses and yeah again

it's 89% totality so you know it just goes it becomes a little crescent before it starts going back again it never gets fully dark just gets kind of dim out

and I know but maybe the people listening okay well if you're in New York and Caleb didn't even didn't see it he don't know but you know I saw I was looking at it

and I stared at it I was just kind of I was hypnotized I was staring up at it I was wearing the glasses it was like I was staring at a space there's and I see nothing but black and just this little fingernail crescent and I was thinking wow it's so beautiful

it's incredible it's like a little like it's like a golden filament in the air it's like and it's so small and so far away and it's like I'm in space I see nothing around me but I hear the voices of everybody in my that I live near it's this is so beautiful this is like I could imagine the afterlife being like this just being out in space it is hearing people talk and just seeing this golden golden light and you know it passes it goes the peak passes it gets to the to the smallest amount and that starts to go back up, like, in a few minutes past. And I was like, wow, like, that was incredible. That's great.

I wish it was, like, full totality, but whatever. That was still really cool to see. And I take off my glasses. And I think a lot of people didn't realize that it wasn't going to be full totality because it was, you know, a few minutes after the peak is starting to go up. And then a cloud goes in front of the sun. And everybody goes, oh, my God. Look!

What are your glasses? Look! Whoa. Oh, my God. And then the cloud goes, goes away from the sun. and then the song comes back out and they go like, wow. That is awesome. That really was so funny.

That is fucking cool. It was awesome. I was standing out in front of the office with our neighbors. Oh, yeah? And we were all mostly silent. Yeah. And then they were telling me about how some animals... They freak out.

Yeah, they freak out. Some dogs freaked out at the... I mean, no animals freaked so much out because it didn't get fully dark. My dog fell asleep. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's night. Yeah.

I don't know why. I guess, you know, I'll see that there's going to be, there's one like every couple months, right? Yeah, 40 years. No big. Yeah, so it's not that big of a deal. Yeah. Pierce went to fucking Saskatchew on something. I should have gone there.

I think it would have been incredible. Pierce left early. Pierce is like in the woods somewhere. I don't really care about beauty or nature or loveliness. We, when it was done, all three of us outside, we just went like, well, that's it. You didn't have the glasses. We all did. You all had the glasses and we were all outside looking and then...

It's kind of cool with the glasses. The glasses are awesome. If I had the glasses, I would have looked. Because I went at peak totality. I went at 325. You just went right out then. You didn't...

No. You didn't watch it happen. I did not watch it happen. I watched it go away. I watched it go away, man. What are you talking about? You missed it. You just looked up and the sun wasn't there.

You missed it. You went tonight. I watched it go away. You watched the last second of the episode. Yeah. And then you're like, same thing. Same thing.

I will say. I used the glasses. I stared at it directly with the glasses for probably about 30 minutes. And my eyes really did not feel good. And they still don't feel so great. Yeah, I was scared. They're not. I looked it up.

I was like, is it really that big of a deal if I look without glasses? Everybody's like, yeah, you can go blind like. You go blind the next day. Yeah. So I didn't really want to go blind. Yeah, I feel like maybe I put too much trust in my glasses. Yeah. Yeah.

I got the best. The glasses I had, my girlfriend's dad, bought us and then we got an email that said from Amazon that said these are not ISO 32 compliant.

Oh yeah. You just looked at it. But you still used them? I still used them, yeah. That said use it your own discretion. I did some research because I was at such a mad dash to find them. I was going to so many different stores and I was trying to find

alternative. So I was like, you go to a glasses store? I went to a bunch of different glasses stores. And I was doing all the research and being like, oh, And if I, like, oh, maybe if I go, because I know that it's similar to like a welding mask. Maybe if I can get a welding mask at a hardware store that would work. And I look so up and it's like, they're like, no, it doesn't work. And I saw, I was seeing videos like a video of someone online with a welding mask.

I was like, oh, you're going to be in trouble. Stupid. Here's my idea. A mirror. Yeah. That would have worked, right? Could have made a cardboard box with a hole. I did fully look at it with no glasses a few times by accident.

Yeah, me too. It's hard. I mean, I have a hard time not looking at the sun. in a normal morning. Right. So I took a picture of it. I was trying to, because I was kind of

when I was getting my spot set up at the park and finding out where I was like, where is it? Where is it going to be? Where is it right now? Before I put these on it. It was literally what happens.

I was like, where is the sun right now? And I just looked around and I actually looked right at it. The sun is fun to look at it. It's kind of a, it's crazy that there's a thing and once you're crazy.

And the sun has to look at it a few times in your life. You look at it. at it all the time. No, directly at it. Just for like 20 seconds. Yeah, you do it all the time. How would you not?

It's so alluring. It is a large yellow light ball. I'm just not supposed to face that direction. Fuck that. I'm looking. Yeah. So I should have looked yesterday as a point. You definitely should have.

Are you worried about the combination of earthquake and now the eclipse and maybe there will be a third thing, like a car crash or something? Maybe. There's going to be an explosion. Yeah. Well, don't go dark. Maybe a lava volcano explodes. A lava lamp.

Maybe a lava lamp spills. Mount Etna was, or maybe Mount one of the volcanoes was puffing smoke rings yesterday. Uh-oh. Smoke rings? Rings? They know how to do that? O's, man. Yeah, they blow O's. Straight O's. Think about every cartoon volcano. They always blow an O. Oh, my God.

Speaking of blowing O's, my buddy Mike brought from Japan some flavored Japanese cigarettes. Oh, yeah, no, no I had those. You guys got to try these, man. I've had them before. It has changed cigarettes for me. Yeah, which flavor? Watermelon and pineapple. Yeah, that one's good.

Maybe that's the third thing. Yeah. Flavor? I've had grape. Yeah. I've had mint grape. Earthquake, eclipse, flavor. Mint grape is good.

It's purple and green. That doesn't sound very good to me. It was good. It was good. That sounds like when you have two. Or a blueberry mint. It's supposed to be mint. That's mixing gum.

Blueberry mint makes sense. Yeah, it was a blueberry mint one. And I've also had grape. Grape was a different, it was his own thing. I didn't know that it has a bead in it. It's camel crush. It was cool. Yeah.

It was really, really cool. Well, it's the worst part about those. And it doesn't have any warnings on it. The flavor things. Yeah, because you can't read them. The worst part about the flavor things. Oh, yeah. Is that because of the flavor, you're going to inhale more.

So then you're going to get more fiberglass from the filter in your lung. Oh, hell no. That's the warning. Can you not tell me shit? Okay. Thank you. So you're telling me the fucking filter is the thing that's dangerous. Why don't we just take that shit off?

Yeah. If the filter is so hard. I mean, wait, wait, that might be true. Didn't nobody get cancer from cigarettes until somebody decided that cigarettes give you cancer? For some reason, nobody got cancer from cigarettes until they invented X-ray. That's right. That's right. And if you look at the correlation, I think X-Rer is probably invented around the time. That's scary.

Nelson Gladwell should look into this shit. Yes, he is one of our brightest minds. Well, he's a scientist. He's the guy that said 10,000 hours of anything will make you good at it, which is the craziest science of all time. What do you think your 10,000 hours has been spent in so far, thus far, in your life to this point? Do you say sitting? Sitting, yeah. I think I might be in the top 1% of doing the dishes.

I feel like I can do that shit. Laser fast. Maybe not brushing my teeth. I don't think that you're in the top 1% for doing your dishes. I'm in the top. I don't think so. Why? People who do it as a job all day.

That's different. I do it for the love of the game. I guess, yeah. Okay, that's true. No, they use a dishwash. people who do it for a love of the game. I don't have a dishwasher and I love doing the dishes. We're not talking about things that you love. I don't love doing. What do you love doing that other people do as a job? I love movies. I say what do you do the most? Jumping? I've never jumped. Okay. Well, that's not true.

But I've jumped very little in my life. I jump. I jump a lot. It's bad for your knees. You do jump a lot. I do. Because you think it's funny though. I do think it's funny to jump. But I don't think I'm in the top 1% of jumpers. Do you think you're in the top. Top 1% of escape? No. No. There's a 13-year-old who's better than me. There's a good chunk of 13-year-olds who are better than me. Maybe 10,000 hours in skateboarding video games, I think.

Oh, yeah. I could be, but I'm not even the top 1%. I'm sorry. I remember we were at Life World and Peter was telling me that he's like a professional Tony Hawk pro skater player. Like he's like really good at that. Why are some people so blessed? Yeah.

And some people have fucking atrocious lives like us. Literally the coolest thing I've ever heard. How come some people can be professional video game players? Peter telling me that he's like, cracked at this. Cracked at THPS 1 for the N64. It's fucking amazing. That's awesome. That's fucking amazing.

That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. It's like, oh, that makes sense why you had the N64 out here. So you could just fucking sit there and play T-HPS. Do you guys have a, have you ever thought that maybe you have a secret skill that you've never tried, never done in your entire life, but you think that you might be quite good at it? Every time I get a job. You think you're like, I might be really good at this? I might be really good at. What was the last one that you, is it all restaurant stuff?

No, no, no. I guess cooking, I'm like, sometimes I'll make something and it's really good. And I'm like, maybe I'm secretly good at this. That you've never done it before. Yeah. Not that you're good at it right now. Because I think that I might be a. Taking out the trash at a restaurant, I might be secretly amazing.

I think you'd be really bad at that, actually. I can't imagine you being good at that. I think this is basically a restaurant and you're really, really bad. You might be the worst trash guy at Cracker Barrel in Londonderry, New Hampshire. So you have done it and you were. So you still don't understand the prompt. I don't really understand the prompt. Cameron, do you have an answer for me that actually makes any sense?

I don't know. I guess I would like to think that maybe there is some sport that I never played that I could be good at due to my bodily frame. But I think I'm not that in shape that that's very likely. Oh, you know what? Sharp shooting. Do you think you're good at sharpshooting? No, because we did, we shot Airsoft.

Yeah, but he was really good. No, I was really good. Oh, then you're the best of sharp shooting. He's the one. That would make sense. There's going to be like a gross point blank type situation where you take the John Cusack movie where he's the assassin. Oh, it's really good.

It's good. What happens? John Cusack. He's a short shooter? He's a prom night. No. The story is on prom night. He joined the army.

He joins the army. Why? Tell me, wait. Tell me at least he got to dance with his date first. Oh, well, this happens later in the movie. I can't believe you. I haven't seen this. It's a really good movie.

But he says in the movie that he joined the army, he freaked out on prom night, went and joined the army, took the asfab. And then he scored so high that they said that you were perfectly, your brain works perfectly to be an assassin. So then he was an assassin for the scene. CIA and then went into his own private practice. And this is a romance? Yes.

It's a romantic comedy and it's actually really fucking good. This sounds great. I'm going to have to watch it. Yeah. John Cusack fucking crushes that role. I could see you being a special forces, operator. I guess I could be. I can see you in a gross point blank style situation.

I think that you're easily brainwashed. No, I'd have trouble taking orders. Really? Yeah. He would go, that's what I'm saying. He would go into his own private assassin practice. I like a practice. Which is what happens in the movie.

I think that this could be your whole thing. I'd be an assassin. So before your wedding night, you freak out, you join the Marines. They're like, oh, my God, this guy's the next Chris Kyle. Well, how do we know that this hasn't already happened and maybe he's getting close to a certain target? That's true. Maybe this guy. I don't think it's me.

He doesn't get close to any of his targets. You could have played a terrorist in a 1980s movie. Yeah, you'd be a really good. I mean, you know what I'd be. Really good at that actually. You know what I would be really good at? I was thinking about this the other day. I was watching Batman returns.

And I would be, I would be so good at being the guy who gets clotheslined on a motorcycle. I'd be so good. I'd be so good. No, no, no. Specifically that guy. Not in,

I'd be good at being that henchman. The henchman that's on the motorcycle riding towards Batman. You could definitely be a henchman. In the other parts, too, or just the part where you're? No, just that one. The one that they always said. So the stunt double for that henchman.

No, I'm saying I'd be good as the henchman. You could be a stunt double in Roger Rabbit. Maybe, I guess. That would be perfect for you. I guess. I'd be good at getting clothes lined while I'm on a motorcycle and falling over like, I'd be so good. What are you not processing here?

Oh, my God. I'm not saying. You would be a good stuntman. I'm saying that this is a fantasy world where I'm a henchman. for the Joker or something. You're not an actor. No, I'm a henchman. You'd be a dog shit, henchman.

You're not talking about an actor. You're talking about being a criminal henchman. No, you would not be good at that. You know what a henchman have to do? Take out of the trash. You're right. Maybe I'd just be good at pretending to be a henchman. It's not bad.

Actor. Yeah. Okay, you're right. I'd be, I can't believe you were saying you'd be good at a... I thought you were saying you would be good at being good at being good at being good at being good at being good at being a henchman and be knocked off a motorcycle. I'd be good at getting knocked off a motorcycle.

being knocked off a motorcycle in real life. The human body is good at that. I look so good at it. I look so amazing. Then you should be a stuntman. Maybe I could be a stuntman. I think you'd be a good stuntman, but you would get injured every single time.

Yeah, they always do. No, they live. Well, some don't. Some don't. Who is the lady? Brandon Lee? Well, Brandon Lee. He was not a stuntman.

The stuntman had to finish the movie. No, who's the woman? What was the Marvel movie or something? Yeah, Deadpool, too. Oh, yeah, that was sad. Oh, yeah. Zazzy bets. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. I can't believe it. Did they get sued for this? They must have. No, I think that basically everyone said it's okay. Yeah. Why is this okay?

They said that they didn't really like the stunt lady that much and they were wanting most of her family was wanting her to die. The saddest part? Yeah. The saddest part about that. And also they were like, if she chose to play a villain in the movie, this is kind of what she gets. It's her justice.

It wasn't a villain. She's anti-hero. Yeah. I didn't realize that people were saying that. Well, Hollywood, they consider anti-hero's villains. True. Because they have the morals backwards. Her character specifically Domino.

Her power is the manipulation of luck. To be lucky. And basically her power is essentially to not die on a movie set. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. It's essentially to not smash through a plate glass. Yeah, that's the saddest part about the whole thing.

I would say the saddest part is her death. Yeah, the death and the decapitation. Less than the comic book character. Less than the irony. Well, the dramatic irony of it all. Right. So dramatic irony. is sad usually

is when somebody It's sometimes dramatic So let me drop some Knowledge on you right now You go in a film school Right now, bitch Actually when a character Doesn't know something

The audience knows You like a human Freddy Wong video Yeah That's literary You're Cameron Wong And that's fucking literary Yeah

Cameron Wong Yeah I don't change my name to that Cameron Wong That's a good change You at the passport office It'll say Cameron Wong It'll say Cameron Wong

world's biggest army Cameron Wong just at it Cameron Wong it's crazy that they just people can just die making a movie and they just do what they finish it it is kind of I do feel like that should be in the union rules that if somebody passes away first of all people should not be allowed to die

yes on set yeah it should be but it should not be allowed it should be I mean obviously it's like making suicide illegal where you can't do anything about it once it happened yeah right but they still should That is really funny. But I do think with suicide as well, that people should be...

Don't you go to jail if you commit, try to attempt suicide? No. You don't go to jail. You get sent to a home. You get sent to your home. Yeah. With a movie, you have a guy following you around. But the thing, it's changing now because with Rust, with Alec Baldwin there, I don't think

they're going to release that movie. Don't think they're going to finish making it either. That's, I really is a good change. It's a culture change. It's good. Yeah. It is crazy for a big... I mean, just, I guess it is too real, but yeah, just to be like, I guess we

We spent $100 million on this movie, so we're going to do it anyway. They should have, they should only be able to release a movie if they use the take where the person died. They should always use the take one of the twilight zone. Oh, really? With the helicopter explosion? Yeah. That's great. It's so sad.

It's so fucking sad. They used that? John Landis should be in prison. For what? Being, having a bad son. How is that directly? I get that. I get that.

I get people to like him. Maybe it's the helicopter pilot's fault. Yeah. Maybe it's the fault of the people who coordinated the helicopter directly. Exactly. It's not so much the... I mean, I don't like John Landis that much. Not that much.

I like him a little bit. It's okay. I don't like his movies. I don't like his movies that much. But I don't see how he should be put into prison. Just for killing kids. Just for killing innocent kids in a helicopter. He should be put...

Was he flying the helicopter? He directed it. He directed the helicopter. Did he say, now crash? Yeah, well, it was supposed to crash. Let's do a crash. The helicopter was supposed to crash in the scene. Is there a conspiracy theory that he used it on purpose?

I think that he hated those kids, yeah. What's that also? What's that guy? The adult actor also died? Oh, yeah. You said adult actor, and I assumed you were talking about porn star. Yeah, porn-brained. You have a porn brain.

Sperm sickness. Sperm-sick. What does this remind you of? Taking medicine. Hey, Viagra, sperm sick. To get your dick harder. To jack off. Diagra to jack off.

Pop one. That's what you do, bro. Do you think old men have to do that? Do you think old men take Viagra just to rub one out at the movies? Do old men give up on jacking off eventually? Does Viagra double the size of your penis? Doesn't double it. Don't even think it triples it.

Does it do anything in between it? It singles it? I think it just hardens it. Yeah. To single size? It's basically. a hard size. It gives it a shell. Really? Can you, that should be a thing, right? Dairy Queen shell.

They make shells you can put on your thing. Oh, a dip like a condom? No. A dipped condom? A dipped condom. That's a pretty good idea. That is a shell. A hard shell. Boiling hot latex. Well, it doesn't have to be that hot. Yeah. Keeping your bedroom. No, it's a candy shell. Hold on, baby. But what if you, you know how? You dip it in the candy shell so that you can. Okay. Then that'll melt. Candy. Mostly it's more of like a, you have to get your penis free. freezing cold so that this liquid freezes around it. Right. And the liquid still, again, needs to be hot because it needs to know, no, no, no.

Cameron, what are you talking about? Look up the, how the Dairy Queen dip cone is made and you'll see. It's pretty hot. It's not hot. It's not so hot. It needs to be. It's not so hot that it melts the ice cream. It's a, no, the thing that freezes, the reason that it freezes over the cone.

Search right now. There's a chemical of, yeah. It's like a magic shell out of the bottle. you could use something like that. Yeah. That's not molting hot. It's not molting hot. There's no such thing as molting hot.

Molten, I said molten. You said molten. It's not molten hot is still not really a fridge. What are you talking about molten hot magma? Dr. Evil says it. Oh, that means that it's probably... Oh, he says liquid hot magma. No, I'm sorry.

Liquid. Liquid. Dr. Evil says it. Well, Dr. Evil says it. He's a doctor. What did he get? Did they ever explore what he got his pH? Steve. It was evil ology.

Really? I think so. I think he would do an evil college. I... No, no. He goes to the same colleges. They both go to Oxford, right? I don't remember. It's been so long since I've seen the movies where they... I don't think I've seen all three of them. You're crazy for that. I think I've seen maybe two of them. I don't remember which ones. You've seen the third. I've definitely seen the third. I can't remember which of the other ones I saw up. Which one? Who was in the first one? I don't remember. What's the woman's name? Don't know. I couldn't tell you what any of the women's names for her. Third one has Beyonce

in it. That's one woman. That is, I don't know her character's name though. I don't know. Foxy Cleopatra. Is, uh, uh, uh, what's her fucking name from, uh, fucking, uh, the move one movie about fucking. Boogie Nights. Yes. What is her name? You got this. It's on the tip of your tongue.

She has huge ones. She's in Austin Powers. She has huge ones. So you've seen two and three. She has legendary ones. Heather Graham. Heather Graham was like, porn-brained. Dude, he knows every female actress. You're a fucking porn addict.

You're a porn addict. He's talking Heather Graham from the movie. Broly coaster ride. So riding, you said? Yeah, rollercoaster ride and you're what, flashing the fucking camera at the top of it?

This doesn't really... Do you flash the camera when you take a log? I bet he does really silly stuff on the log. This conversation really doesn't help what our list is today. What I look with the list I made. You made a list.

Because I found I went back to our Went back to our roots Okay You guys were going back Our roots are adults You went to the root of your actors No

You touched your root And then you went to the top And then you went down on your roof again And then you went to the top again It's right there Top ten buddyest women Buddy As in their rears

Chip buddy You would think When I Clicked the list I thought that it was a typo That said Beautiest I thought it was

Beautiest it's buddyest, B-U-T-T-I-E-S-T. It's B-U-T-I-E-S-T. Top ten buddyest women. So women with big rear-ends. I don't really care for the rear end. Chill.

It's, it's, uh, it's stinky. Large bottoms. It's the hole has hair. How do you dig up into a large bottom? And it's, um, it, it, it touches the chair all day. It does touch the chair. Yeah, you think I want to fuck some chair? The chest does not touch anything except the bra, which is second.

Yeah. The butt touches, first of all, the underwear. Gross. You are a, fucking nasty. You're fucking a toilet. Second of all, the butt, through the underwear the butt touches the butt of the pants. Nasty. Again, nasty literally has the word butt in it. Third of all, the butt touches what you are sitting on the chair. That's right.

What am I? What am I a four-legged animal? I'm not going to fuck a chair. And yet you are an ass man. What makes you an ass man? Why are you an ass man? what makes you what Just tell us

What trauma in your life What is the pro of the ass over the breast That causes ass manorry I don't know What early childhood Where is this coming from The ass comes from the legs How do you know that I'm obsessed with the ass?

How do you know that I'm obsessed with the ass? So you just admitted it How do I know So this is a trap? Because you did a butt list Have you seen the clown That hides from people Who are obsessed with the ass?

He lives in Brazil Okay so you know He knows exactly where he is because he has a BBL. For me, the S is too short of a word. So this is the top ten buddyest women by, hold up, the slides all went away. Okay. By Guyon. Some kind of a French Canadian named Guyon or Gillen maybe.

Gillen, Guyon, yeah, something along those. We're back on the top tens. Okay, let's see if, let's hear them out on this whole rear end argument. Well, we'll see some people who are voting and talking about the buddiest women. Okay, I'm excited to hear this. I'm excited to be back on the top tens, which, if anyone isn't familiar, is a website that this is all, it's 10-year-olds. Yeah. Well, I guess this list must not be because I think it's 10-year-olds.

No, this has to be older. It has to be older because of some of the people I found. Okay. So number one is Sanaya, Sanaya, Irani, who I don't know who this is. It says she's an Indian model turned actress. Her first major role was in the Indian youth show, Miley Jab Humb Tum. Miley Jab Humb Tum. I wonder what Miley Jab Humb Tum means.

I wonder what that is. No, it's just a show. It's like asking what the Simpsons means. Yeah, it's not like a saying. Do you think that's a last name? Is that? Because the Simpsons kind of tells you what it is. I'm not from there.

Simpsons doesn't necessarily tell you what it is. It tells you almost nothing. It says that it's the Simpsons. It says that you're going to see the Simpsons. If I lived in a word. world without this, where I didn't know what the Simpsons were. First of all, I'd kill myself. Yeah.

But second of all, I was able to be reincarnated as a woman. I'd touch myself all day. Yep. But there are American shows called like Ray Donovan. Right. And that, again, tells you that tells you that Ray Donovan's going to be in it. I'm not even sure he is in that show because I've never seen that show.

He is in that show. My dad watched every episode. Okay. I'm an idiot. All right. He said it. And the first comment I saw, there's only one comment that says, geez, her butt is so big. She is extremely beautiful

and pretty. And then number two... You have any pictures? Look at the screen. That's not... That's what her butt looks like. Her butt looks like a human head. Oh, that's her butt in the background. See? Yeah. See how big it is. It looks like a leather couch. He's looking at her... Damn, a butt that looks like a leather couch is honestly the one thing

that could turn me on the butts. That's right. Yeah. Because I like that shit on it. I want to press my face into it. I want to lose the remote and... My God, I'm dig for crumbs. Here's them rits. Here's them writs. I was eating about them. month ago. I want to take a nap. I want to take a nap and I wake up and my arm is asleep stuck between the butt cheeks. Oh my God, a buffalo nickel. I want to lift up the cheeks. Number two is Kim Tejohn. She, in the comments say, she's spent much more effort studying

butts than all you hear her butt is better. Your argument is invalid. So she's on this list. She's on this list because she's a scientist. Because she's some kind of a butt scientist. I don't know who this is, but they said, the second comment says, what else but the girl with the craziest butt fetish around? So this woman has a butt fetish. Yeah, well, I guess what we're seeing here is we are not clear in the list what buddyest means, and this could very well be. Buddyist could mean a butt studier. Yeah, that's true. I thought that this was beautiest. It was supposed to be beautiest, and it was a typo. I know. But this is buddyist. Yes, I'm aware. Yeah. But this is the buddiest women. Yeah, you have said that. Right. So then what a futeist.

Four times. What I'm saying is, well, I already said it. Cameron's already said it. So it doesn't matter. But then somebody, a detractor says, flatest ass I've ever seen. How is she even number one? So again, this is, I think, coming probably from a disconnect. Yeah. The person who submitted this and we're voting probably think buddyist is like most educated in the butt field. When it is in fact. Oh, to be toilin in the butt fields. Toil it in the butt field. To be a toilet in the butt field. I wouldn't want to be that again that'd be the worst toilet of all time do not like the rear people who like butts want to be toilets literally it's toilet behavior free yeah true it's fully free true

if you ask me true it's fucking free this shit's free you're you're wanting to be a toilet you asshole and the asshole on the you want to touch an asshole you want to be an asshole's toucher you free you're free you're free it's free It's free.

It's free, sorry. It's completely free. Who's next? Who's the next to my buddy? Number three was Angel Loxin, and Angel Loxon is a Filipino television film act. You know this lady. Caleb. Do I?

Well, you said, you went, okay. Well, I was saying, no, I don't know. Angel Loxent, whatever her name is. Angel Loxon. I was saying this sounds more like somebody who has a big butt. Angel. So why? Because it sounds like a fake porn style name.

Well, it's actually just a Filipino name. Yeah, so it's more. Well, well, well, Whoops. Well, the people claim that her ass is so sexy. Angel has the butt that many people would die for. Every man would just like to stare at her with their mouths watering. I say she has that ass that needs to be kissed every day. Again, this is not how...

Listen, if you're going to like an ass at the very least, fuck it. Are we... Everyone kissing it. A good chunk of everybody on here was saying that they want to kiss the butt. Just jam your cock. into it. Just fucking just rail it.

You don't need to stuff. At least a finger. You don't need to be kissing. That's what you eat your food with and drink water with your mouth. You don't need to be doing it. Do you know what girls eat?

Just bang it. Nasty shit. Girls eat tin fish. That's right. At least boys eat natural. And bread. I don't like and also girls, you're not exempt from this.

Or no, do you know what? What? You say what you're going to say. I was going to say. I was going to say. say guys asses if you're doing this thing where they lift it up like a pulling a lever

and lick under the balls on the asshole that's not right that's weird it's weird it's that girls eat natural foods that basically break down inside your body and create fouls foul black shit that spews from the whole

I'm sorry to use that language but you need to know what is coming out of the area you are kissing salmon burgers turkey burgers anything but a regular burgers Boys eat synthetically. We eat fast food, McDonald's, Wendy's, talk about, we eat things that basically are designed to not create shit.

To stay the point where we cannot shit for days. A McDonald's burger goes in and out the same shape. And we don't even have to wipe a lot of girls don't know that. If you eat a highly processed diet of all of your main minerals, your corn, your aspartame, filler, any kind of sawdusts. The wrappers and the cheese that's on the wrappers. The five main food groups, you don't even need to wipe. Cupcake paper?

Cupcake paper. All that wiping is doing is getting paper to touch your butt. All the scraped up stuff on the non-stick pan that gets in the eggs. Yeah, the Teflon? That is inside toilet paper. Huh? That's inside toilet paper. I call it pepper.

Okay. Yeah. So some of the commenters here said, oh my butt. She has it all. She is sexy and appealing. She never had any surgical operations just to acquire that voluptuous figure and butt. She doesn't have any yet. I want to do sex with her 24 hours nonstop.

She got the butt and boobs. And then one person said, He doesn't have the stamina up for that. Best women seeking men into bi-dating when you are seeking love and meeting more friends for dating, hashtag bisexual, hashtag dating, hashtag, hashtag, www, www.W.W.W.combed bycureist. And I got curious and I got curious and I got curious and I got curious. I got curious. He said, I'm going to look into this and open the couple of people.

It's called a pun, Cameron. It's called a pun. Free. It was a good pun, man. Yeah. I got curious. You're about. You're about.

You gay? Admit it. They're about 13 years old, man. What are you doing, bro? That's not a 13. That's what it says. It says it's 13. And you got interested in their profile when they said by curious dating.

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Do you know what they're not on. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Because read all their comments. Seriously. I fucking hope to God that you hit The camera was on that Oh my God

Scary That really was so many sounds at once Cam just knocked over his plaque And played every sound On the fucking sound I like that was good I like that as a move now That's really cool

Okay All right, here's the comments. So the comments, you read them all and read number three. Okay. Comment on Kobe Bryant on 10 best basketball players. Love this guy. Who can more powerful at last for playing basketball? Yes, Kobe is the best in my heart.

Checking the bi-dating bisexual women looking for couples.com and meeting more. Then the comment we already saw. Yep. And then comment on Emma Roberts on the list of most sexy women of 2014. Love this women. And meet more friends for sexy girls in the senior date free. com and join the date now. Okay, so what?

You're saying a 13-year-old can't have a day? job like a paper route senior means old i agree pat it is kind of fucked up for 13 year olds to be dating seniors in high school i agree there's a little bit too much of an age gap for them well the last comment that they left was on any time fitness for the best fitness center chains and gym franchises and they said let us strong that's what i say to myself every morning let us strong let us strong my friends number four kelly brook i don't know who this is she's in piranha 3d but there was two comments here that said, nice boobs, girl, can I get in there? And then a comment after that that said, same. Can I get in? Let me in, girl. Let me in. Let me in those bro. Can I get in there?

Come on. Can I get in there for a sec? Do you do need anything? Can I? I like the guy being like at the movie theater. Nice booms. Can I get in there? And then the other guy going, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I hate to ask, but can I get in there as well? Could I also get in that same? Yeah. I really would want to just for a second. Oh, just, yeah, before, yeah, I just, I need, I need to get in there real quick. I know you're getting into the lift, but I know you're getting in, let me in. Just, I, yeah, I just need to get in there for a number seven was, uh, the most, uh, controversial. No.

Entry. Kim Kardashian with the comment saying, she is buddy to be fair. Her arse looks so fake. She a piece of trash. She has gotten plastic surgery, but one person said, Kim has got a great pair of butts. A pair of butts. The above two don't even qualify with the number one, not even. having a booty, B-U-T-Y.

Oh, bootyist. I don't think so. Maybe it's bootiest. It's literally, it says buddy-ist. It should be, it is buddy-ist. I'm not going to walk this back. You're saying this like, bootyist would be, would make any more sense.

Butte-y-ist is a word. Butte-y-ist would make more sense. How? How? This is about butts. So it was butt. Buddyist is about butts, too. Okay, well, number eight is J-Lo.

J-Lo, now this is a legendary butt. Nice, butt-ass, super-sex. see, she should be my wife. She must be going to be a porn star and not a bad singer. Everyone wants to have a butt like J-Lo, everyone. Everyone at this table. It's funny that the butt

inflation has gotten so insane that J-Lo It's literally inflation. J-Lo was the largest rear-end that America had ever seen for a decade. And now I've seen butts that are 1.75X size. Yeah, at the gas station. Of the J-Lo.

Yeah. at people walking around. People are walking around with these rearers. Doing nothing with them, by the way. It used to be, it made you a star. There are women who work at the DMV with asses five times larger. This is why we need a new boobonic plague to wash over the world. I agree.

Boobonic. Is that why, is that a pun? No, you have a pun obsession today. They're awesome. There's one. Number nine, Marianne Reve. Vera, who is a Spanish-Philippino commercial model and actress. So the comments here, there was like the most comments on the whole page were on this woman.

And I think it's all one guy because every single one of them sounds the same. But these two were not this guy. I vote Marianne because she is the best versatile actress, sexy, beautiful, and a very humble person. I want to press your sexy breasts. she probably came on here and downvoted her own entry she I'm not so funny she wrote this comment that's why a very humble person is yeah and she also wrote the second one

which is I want to press your sexy bruce where people say like yeah and I'm handsome this this is a hand I'm humble I love that joke yeah and joke doesn't work when you comment anonymously you stupid fucking idiot marian what I'm going to find you sorry so these these are all one guy she is so beautiful millions of her fans

adored her because she is real not perfect actually, or not perfect ACC. She's not perfect ACC. To her, but she also had a good qualities of a person whom you would want to see, especially as a friend. She is so sexy and her body is so natural, no cosmetic surgery, so she is just a woman of

substance and a perfect girlfriend to ding-dong danties. What? Say that again? She is just a woman of substance and a perfect girlfriend to ding-dong ding-dong dantes. I said danties, but I think it's dants. Ding-dong dantes.

Ding-dong dantes. I like that. I think I'm going to put that in my back pocket. Marianne Rivera is very pretty and very sexy actress of her generation, very talented and true person, beautiful inside and out, a natural beauty, no plastic surgery or anything, all natural from head to toe. If you were looking

for a perfect butt, only Marianne Rivera has it. The fact that in all of her TV appearances, and even several gatherings, you can even notify it in the kind of dress she is wearing. Her gatherings. Wow. This is Marion Rivera's real life friend. Yeah. This has to be a friend of hers.

Curious that we haven't seen any old Hollywood beauties on here. And can I also mention, can I also mention that we have not yet seen one man? Yep. Thank you for sticking up for us. Someone's got to. No doubt that Marianne Rivera has the most perfect

but it is so fitted to her size not so big. Her body is so perfect, much more is her butt. It is so natural and she deserved to be number one slot. She has the perfect a butt and an actress because her perfect body are really oozing with sex appeal. She has every man's desire

because of her personality. She's beautiful inside and out. What makes Marianne irresistible is her beautiful body a god-given beauty that is so plus sweet like an angel's face. She is so incomparable. And it's mostly, I don't have to read all of them, but it is a good

list. I think it's maybe like seven or eight comments of just the same guy who's going going around. Poping off about Marianne. Yeah. Somebody who really, really, really like. So he said that it's the perfect size and somebody who who thinks, as someone who thinks rear ends are

nasty. It said the perfect size for the body. Perfect size for the body. So this is again a question for you as a butt fetishist and general sex addict. As a sex addict. As a sex addict. A jerk offing addict and a Brokeman, porn brain stroker. You don't want the ass to be as big as humanly possible?

I don't know. You don't even know. I'm being accused of something here. What's the accusation? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're accusing him of accusing you of something. Yeah, that's fucked up. I'm just saying...

So you don't even like women. No. You're gay. But you still jack off to women. That seems wrong. No, no, no. That seems like you're doing it for some kind of sinister reason.

Yeah. Let's just move on to number 17 Nikki Minaj. She's all the way down at 17. 17. This butt inflation

really is crazy. If Nikki Minaj is at 17, the power rankings are all messed up. My God. I wish I could touch it and kiss it. You're just kidding.

Laugh out loud, but I'm still super in love with you. Even if I'm a girl, you're still supper sexy. Even if it's enhanced by surgery, Nikki has a fat,

a fine ass. She has a big fat ass. She may not be the hottest, but she sure is the buddiest. I got a big fat ass, dash the main reason. Big ass, want to kiss her ass. NK. Not kidding.

Do you remember when the Anaconda movie came out? The music video. Yeah, same shit these days, right? Hey, stop making 15-minute music videos, motherfuckers. I don't like when they make music videos that have talking in them.

I agree. Telephone, Beyonce, and Lady Gaga? I'm having the video to listen to the song. I'm not having the video to hear somebody's idea of what constitutes a conversation I'm sorry that I go on YouTube to listen to music because I'm a fucking adult okay don't punish me with your skits I don't want to see your dog shit skits number 40 or I'm sorry number 140 okay big job Hillary Clinton and there's one comment that says boy get her 69 year old ass off that's okay that's okay that's okay

a real one. That guy actually likes asses and understand. He's clipping the, you can't have, you got to prune this list. I could imagine her being all the way down in 140. I can't, I mean, can't, I mean, can you think of 139 women with great asses? Big, buddyist.

My wife, my mom. You're done it too. Huh? Your mom? Well, I just, I just, I thought he said women. He did say women. But I thought you said, your mom. What else did he say, though? With big asses. He just said women.

I said... Oh, I didn't hear the second part. I thought you just said women. Right. You still only got three. Yeah. Oh. That's okay.

Well, the last one on the list was Michelle Obama and Stephen Universe fan girl said, Yuck. Whoa. Yeah. Racist. Yeah. You were going to put Hillary Clinton over Michelle. Michelle Obama?

One of the fucking... I mean, she's got an amazing ass, dude. I feel like she's legendary. She's legendary in a certain circle. according to this list. I think she's legendary from the back. Yeah. Not according to this list, but there was a, I also kept seeing one name kept

popping up, a user on the website named underrated episode advocate. Okay. Who commented on almost every single one. Scott's tots. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Scott's Stats. They said on Rebecca

Ferguson, her ass was sexy in a thong in MI5. Kylie Jenner, her ass rivals the Kardashians. Vida Guerrera. Is Kyle Jenner related to the Kardashians? She is. They're sisters, bro. They're sisters.

Wait, get this. She's one of the sisters. They're six. She is one of the sisters. Yeah. Who, what's her? What, who is she? Her father is Caitlin Jenner.

Okay. And who is her mother? Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Chris Jenner. Chris Jenner. Yeah. Who's the mom of all of them?

Chris Jenner is the mom of the Kardashians. She's the glue. Who is the Kardashians' dad? Robert Kardashian from the O.J. Simpson trial. David Schwimmer portrayed him. so this person underrated episode advocate commented on almost every single one so then i went to his profile and his about says i primary contribute to lists related to children's media this is especially true regarding movies songs shows and albums and i also found his favorites

his favorite song is on the good chip lollipop by shirley temple his favorite rapper is iggy azalia okay which buddy yeah that she's favorite music genre folk okay it doesn't really track yeah none of this really tracks because I mean he's right about

his favorite food is cornbread his favorite food is cornbread yeah singer Jessica Simpson which you got two Shirley Temple songs on there favorite YouTuber Brie Larson which that's a that's a cheat she doesn't even really count yeah is she a YouTube

did she start on YouTube? No movies is on YouTube these days yeah that doesn't count counts man fucking shit so they are right that they mostly comment on children's media because a lot of the comments I were seeing were on the

their highest rated comments. Ain't no kid playing Mortal Kombat 2. That's true. They would be playing Mortal Kombat 1. So this person was commenting on the top 10 goof troop characters. Comment on Pistol Pete this is the result of bad parenting.

PJ Pete. Got to feel sorry for his abusive childhood. Peg Pete. I think she has passive aggressive disorder. PJ Pete again He has a bad dad Oh my God Wait is PJ the fat one I think PJ's the son of

Pistol Pete Maybe I don't know Who's PJ Pete is a goofy thing Yeah it was a game Okay so yeah this is PJ Pete And Pete Yeah this guy's awesome

So his dad is His dad is abusive apparently This one's Pistol Pete Which one's Pistol Pete Don't tell me it's the hippie I think Pistol Pete is the dad Right The dad is goofy man

Pistol Pete is an American basketball player. Pete Marevich, he is a dribbler. Okay, so Pistol Pete. Pistol, Caitlin Clark versus Pete Marevich. It didn't happen. Pistol Pete. Okay, this is, I'm getting a lot of different results here for Pistol Pete. Guof Troop, that's what you want to see.

For God's sake, it's not that big a deal. What is? It's a girl? This is a little girl. It's a Gleblen-ass girl. Her name is Pistol? That's Dixie Kong. Well, this is, yeah, her name is Pistol.

This is the result of bad parenting. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. So she must be mean. Hello, Peg Pete. Oh. Oh, Peg Pete is fine. Talk about buddyest women.

Yeah, damn. And hairiest as well, on top of their head at least. Yeah, so they've been commenting on all these goof troop things, but I really like this juxtaposition here of what else they comment on, which was number top 10 best porn stars of all time. This milf will succificate you with her boobs on Siri. They also said the greatest porn star who ever lived, her huge soft boobs, round ass, and thick long legs will make her the sexiest blonde ever. Aisa Akira, best Japanese porn star ever, and then a comment on misconceptions about mental illness and disorders. They said, mental illness is not a sign of weakness. These kinds of negative attitudes are what caused suicide in the first place.

That is the most porn brain shit I've ever heard in my life. Mental illness isn't a weakness. That is fucking bullshit. Mental illness is a colossal weakness. It's an illness. Yeah. Oh, the flu isn't a weakness. You're open to attack.

You are completely open to attack. You are vulnerable. Yeah. So that's all I found today on this website, the top tens. I forgot why we stopped going on there, but I mean, it is a lot of the same. I think now we know. I think it's a lot of the same things constantly where it's, you know, you'll find that somebody is commenting on. The reason is that we already did everything good on that website.

I'm sorry to say to everybody. We blew it out. It really, it really has been, we blew it out. We fucking carved that shit out. There's nothing. There's nothing left. I thought that the buddiest women list would have some things. I thought it was kind of funny that this guy was a good list.

I thought it was kind of funny that he was jumping through. He's jumping through the buddyest women, but also he has a lot of strong opinions on goof troop. You know? I don't like that he is watching hardcore pornography. He's a jizzing. he's a jizzler. Yeah, he's a jizzler. And he's probably a kid.

A kid jizzler? I don't think he's a kid. It sounds like he does seem a little bit like he's a kid. Why would it not be a kid? It seems like every person you found was a kid. No, because he found a 13-year-trub is from the 90s. Yeah, but you can, I mean, kids watch 90s crap all the time. Yeah, I guess you're right.

He probably, you know, here's what it is. He probably was a kid. Well, that's, there's no question about it. He was a kid at one point. He is or was a kid, or is going to be. And he's about to be a kid. Yeah. Or he's not even conceived yet.

He was a kid and he's going to be a baby soon? No, I was saying... No, that's not how it works. No. It works the other way around. Okay. He is a baby and he might be a kid soon. Well, that guy is the number 13 contributor to the top 10s.

Most babies could be kids if they survive. I don't think you get to the number 13 slot on the top tens.com by being a kid. Really? I think that you've got to be a fully grown adult. I think that it's maybe the top... I don't think. I think you can break the top 500 as an adult. I agree.

I think it's like Fortnite, like everybody who's the younger you are, the better you are at the game. I guess that makes sense. The neuroplasticity. Yeah. Yeah. I think it is a lot like,

only a kid would have neuroplasticity to be so into goof troop, but also Asa Akira's big soft ass. Yeah. An adult is not going to be able to go between these things and switch. It's the same way you have to,

if you want it to live a baby in China unless learn Chinese as a child. You're telling me it's either this or it's a kind of daywalker type person who has the mind of a child but the age of an adult and the porn interest of Patrick.

It's probably somebody a lot like you. Yeah. No. Yeah. I wouldn't say that. Mind of a child. What do you say? Body of an adult.

And the body's being used. And the body's been heavily used by himself. Yeah. If you put this body in a store, it would be a big discount. Yeah. Open box.

You strangle it. Looking at open boxes all day. Yeah. on the internet. Not me, man. I like that soft core shit. No, dude, I want it open. Not for me, man.

I like bouncing boobs and simulated sex. That's what I like to watch. Simulations. Simulations. You did have a changing wallpaper that was that for a long time. That was because my wife didn't like that it was a picture of Rex because she thinks he's ugly. So she made me switch it. And as an act of defiance, I, I, I,

But mine was a picture of Julio with big boots for a long time. It's okay. And wallpaper engine, by the way, for people who use wallpaper engine, there are backgrounds on wallpaper engine where if you hover over the asshole or the pussy, it wiggles.

So if you can't afford video games, you can do that all this. It's free. What? How much does wallpaper engine cost? Like 10 bucks. It's unlimited wallpapers. so if you get sick of one girl

and doing x-ray with your mouse whatever you he's been what ten dollars what most of the time i mean i bought it so that i could make it pictures of master chief that when you jiggle his dick it goes a while it's master chief's penis but i couldn't find any of it can we put wallpaper engine on this laptop i think it is my laptop so i think it is on here really yeah do we have that up right now can we see

we would get banned off of youtube oh you're right This is all pornography of Mrs. Incredible and shit. That's crazy that there's so much pornography of cartoon characters, don't you think? Not really. I do know. I'm over it. What was the first? I may have thought that was crazy a long time ago, I guess.

Well, you get used to it. It's what it is. That's what cartoons are. Where does Wi-Fi come from? I don't fucking know. That's probably one of the facts of the universe at this point. Was it Betty Boop was the first cartoon people were drawn naked? They were,

Betty Boop was created so that World War I soldiers could have something to look at. It was all the damn fertility idols back in Babylonian times. I think we had this exact argument before, actually. I'm getting a strong sense of deja vu. I think we fought about this. We fought about this. And did I also think it was Betty Boob then? I think probably.

So neither of us have grown or changed. None of us have grown or changed. Well, yeah, maybe one person who needed to grow or changed it, and the other person kind of remains steadfast in their brightness. All right. Throw the plaque down again. You do have to throw the plaque down. Throw the plaque again.

Let's see what happens. if we can make magic happen twice. I don't want to do it on purpose. Why? I feel like it's less, it's less, I don't, but it's, it was so magical. Well, I want to see it happen again. How can we make this happen with it not be, oh wait, dude, Cam, your finger is slipping. Wait, okay, I like that.

Here's what we're going to do. I'm just going to do the prop it up like this. And do some sign language. And we're just going to sit here for a second. And let's see, is it going to fall? Okay, move your microphone, a little, move your mic down. it didn't happen. Okay, magic can't happen twice.

It knows. It actually fucking knows that's scary. Yeah. Okay, anything else to plug? Well, yeah, come to those shows that we plugged before, and there's more shows after that, but those are the ones that are coming up the most instantly. Well, I'm pretty sure Philly is sold out pre-sale,

but there's tickets at the door, right? Right. Yeah. But that's not for a while. Oh, but Carborough, North Carolina, we'll be playing the Cat's Cradle on the 26th, go there before you die

and Atlanta the day after that and Atlantis in Atlantis we'll be doing a show in Atlantis I fucking wish And da sea All right Thank you everybody

Goodbye Subscribe to the Patreon List was fine Music choice was like a channel That you would just like They would leave it on it like The doctor's office And it was like

It was like basically like Pandora Radio where it's just like all this shit comes up. It was the one that just played random music videos. And it was never music videos. It was just like, it just had like tracks. And it was like decade and genre. Yeah. Yeah.

So I was listening to the rap station on that one. And my, I think it was a fat Joe song. I'm pretty sure it was twins. Okay. I'm pretty sure twins was playing. Deep cover, yeah. And my mom came inside and heard me listening to the, it was at the part. It was like,

the middle, a little, little, did we know we rid of a big pun song, I would say. Yeah, true. My mom comes in, hears me listening to that, and she's like, what the, what are you doing? It's funny because she has no idea what he said. Yeah, exactly. He's going, da-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-lid-lid-lid-lid-lid-lid-lid-dil-dil-a-d-d-d-d-d-d- what the hell is this? And I remember she came in, and she's like, if you want to listen to a rap, you can listen to this, and went to the classic hip-hop. station and the song that came up was you can't touch this nice like you're allowed to listen to

this is the only hip-hop you're allowed to listen to it's so funny that the moms they can some they can't understand a single word no it's a different language until they say what they say one thing yeah they will never forget I remember I ever say one thing remember when you're listening to song where he said getting head I remember my mom do you remember the the Jim Jones you hear oh turn it off do you remember uh We stay fly No lie You know this

So my mom I was listening to that in the car one time And my mom I was like Singing along to it It was my favorite song And then he goes ballin My mom turns off the radio

She says You do know what ballin means Don't you I was like no She's like It's a Where do you put your balls In a woman

I was like I don't think He's saying We stay fly No lie You know this, put my balls inside the living.