Podcast About List - Ep. 291 - PAL IDOL II

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

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Okay, clap instruction. It makes me pleasant. What does? Being tickled? He touches me like that. I haven't been... Near my nipple. I haven't been...

I haven't been... I'm in... What, man? I haven't been... Stop. I'm really ticklish. I'm like, actually really ticklish. I'm only...

Stop. I... That didn't. I can only be tickled by people that you're just touching me. I know. I can only be tickled by people that I have great respect and love for. Okay. I can be tickled by my dad.

I can be tickled by my wife. I could be tickled by my granddad. Probably couldn't. I could be tickled by either of you too. Oh, that's great. I did it already. I approved it. I could not see,

but if a random homeless. guy attacked me. If a random homeless guy tickled you, I wouldn't let a homeless guy tickle you randomly. I think you can, he could try. I think that's death penalty, right? I would not be tickled. I would not be tickled. His death penalty?

I would sit there and I'd say, what are you doing with your fingers? If you get the death penalty if a home, they get the death penalty. If you're homeless, you get the death penalty for tickling. Yeah, for tickling. Really? Uh-huh. But why, though? Because I said, I don't know.

It's like a law that I read. He read the law. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think so bar. That'd be awesome if you had been. studying to be a lawyer. Can you just take the bar? Yeah, you can just take it?

Can you just go take it? Can I just go take it and just look in? I think so. Prisoners do it. So it can't be that fucking hard. Oh, the prisoners are behind bars. They take it with them. I was confused.

Well, still got the clap. That's good. You still got the clap still? I thought you said that that was handled. Do we restart again? No. I don't want to talk about the clap. Okay.

You said you still, I'm just, okay, we don't have to talk about it, but I just want you to know that you got the clap. Anything you need from me, you got it. Okay, how about sex? Yeah. Is that anything?

Okay, then let's have sex and I'll give it to you. Well, we're going to use protection. No. The clap is called that because why? It makes your balls and dick clap together that when you have sex. Yep, because it makes them both bigger. Get it.

You're going to want to get this stuff. Can you look up the clap? Isn't that? It's just slang. What is the one everybody has? Gonorrhea. No, is gonorrhea the clap? I thought it was,

I thought it was gonorrhea. What is everyone have? Is that Clement, the one Shalamay gave around? No, the famously one that everybody gets. HPV? Yeah, I thought that was the clap. That's not the clap.

That's not the clap. That's not the cool word for HPV. HV is the cool word for HV. HV is the cool word for a virus. Human papillona. Papaloma. Papalona. That sounds like an amazing tropical fruit.

Is HPV the one where there's a test? A papilloma would probably taste. There's a test for females, but there's no test for men. Yeah. And Andrew Huberman gave it to the, oh my God. Well, you don't, there's no test for men so you don't know. The test for men doesn't work. How do you, what is it?

It's some crap that gets on your nuts. I thought it was one that you're just playing. It can make you have no babies in your life. So it's a bad one. Yeah, they're all bad. Yeah. Yeah, I would say, yeah, infections or so. Yeah, I guess it is a virus.

Yeah. It's not that good to have. Yeah. But I think HPV is on the bottom tier. That's the one that has all the commercials. Yeah, it's not that big a deal. That commercial that was like one less or whatever. And it's like the girls, like the, like the, I only, I only know about that

because I remember seeing those ads and then a girl in my fifth grade class got the shot and then her and her friend. In fifth grade? I think she got the shot. I don't remember. Well, it's like you know, it's something that you'd like vaccinate against. I don't remember. All I remember is this girl going, coming into school

and doing that like the one less clap thing. You're getting, this is a 10 year old that got vaccinated for HPV? I think that's what it was. I think she was talking about it, but maybe I was filling in the blanks in my head when I was a child. I was a child.

I don't be concerned if my daughter wanted to get this, this. Well, can't you just get it? Can't you just, isn't it not like a, isn't it something that you're like born with? HPV? Yeah. You know, I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I'm not a viral.

But if you're born with a vaccine wouldn't help. We watch supersized me and my health class. It doesn't, it doesn't do anything to the thing you have. I just remember, I just remember this girl doing the, the commercials for, it was Gardasil. Okay. And the commercials for Gardasil. Yeah. had this like clap like it's like girls doing like the

paddy cake style thing but it was a commercial they're doing the they're doing that and this girl was doing this clap from this commercial that was a paddy cake from this garterill commercial in my class and I thought it was weird and it stuck with me because it was like why are you doing the gartersill clap and you thought that that meant that she got a vaccine I thought that meant she had HBV.

Okay, so you are crazy. I think I'm completely a stupid. You have insanity disease. I think genuinely, something happened to my brain. I genuinely think that something bad has happened to me. When do you think this happened? When did it strike? I think the second COVID.

I feel a lot of stupider. So when was the second COVID? When I had it a week ago. Okay, then yeah, that's normal. Oh, that's completely normal. I've had a lot of trouble thinking lately. I think that's brain fog. The dumbest I've ever been in my entire.

life was, I feel like, coming off having a bad flu. It's sickness, yep. I just could not. Sickness always does that. Like, you get a terrible fever. You get brain damage pretty much every time you get a fever. Really?

Just you get, yeah. You don't know. Yeah. Well, I think it's the heat. Yeah. It kills because your brain likes to be very cold. Your body doesn't like to be in a fever. Yeah.

Most stuff, everything, you can't worry about stuff like this. You cannot worry about. People who back in the day had fevers a hundred times a day. Exactly. And they invented algebra. They didn't have ibuprofen. They were sitting around high off. Oh, you must have had a fever to figure this crap.

And you've had, what, 500, 700 fevers? That's nothing. I don't get sick often. So you're fun. Then you're straight. But when I do get sick, it's crazy. Really? I get sick every day.

Yeah, you're sick a lot. You both are. I think my, and something's wrong with my. I think both of you guys get sick. Can I ask a music-related question? Yeah. What does it mean that's that me espresso? It was written by a Swedish person

What does that mean? It's one of these Swedish things. That's That Me Espresso. Sabrina Carpenter. Espresso. And she stole the tune from Boys a Liar. Hey. She better to back off.

You back off Pink Panther is right now. Sabrina Carpenter, how about you go home? What does that mean that's that's what it's is? I thought I must be mistaken. It's truly it's. That's that me espresso. It was written by one of these Swedish songwriters that they had in the 90s. And they didn't check it.

She didn't check it. She didn't change it? She didn't think of it? No, no, because it's catchy. You're thinking about it. You're thinking about it. It's going to get stuck in it. It's so nonsensical that it gets stuck in your head.

To be honest, I can't. I have no idea what the tune. I have no idea what the tune of those words are. That's that me espresso. I could not tell you. I remember the version of the verses. We still love the song. That song will get stuck in.

That was my first thing I did. I have ruined my marriage with the Michael Jackson song. Yeah. I'm playing it all the time I'm playing it on the Bluetooth speaker by one pound fish man every single day can we just pull this up

can we listen to it right now Michael Jackson I need to hear this one it's a musical episode yeah it's a musical episode yeah it's a musical episode search Michael Jackson one pound fish

but that's that me espresso is the same as Steve Miller saying the pompatus of love it makes no fucking sense I don't know what that means from the Joker well I don't know what that is I should say

some people call me the pompous of love yeah you don't know Competitist was a made-up word that he made. I'm working on some songs and I want to give a tribute. This is my favorite song. This is the best song in the world.

When we were in Philly, I was just... We still love you. We will love you. Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson. We all love you. We all miss you. Michael Jackson.

How can we find... you again your songs always in my brain you made wonder those dear wonder will be wonderful michael jackson Michael Jackson we all love you we all miss you he's a beautiful voice he does voice of a fucking angel the thing i like most about the song Well, the thing I like third most behind the melody and the lyrics is the message. The message.

Well, okay, the fact that it came out eight years ago. Okay, fifth most. Okay. Is that he, I love that he's like, he's deputizing himself to be the, he's in charge of the whole human, he's saying,

Michael Jackson, we all still love you. Yeah. We miss you. I've been talking to everybody. We all love you. He's like, he's like,

you know what? If no one's going to fucking say this, I'll speak for everybody. Yeah. We still love you, man. We still love you. We all miss you. you are

what did Alex the line Alex Alex added we forgive you we forgive you which would be just on behalf of everyone's like

Michael Jackson we forgive we forgive you yeah we were in we were in Philly if he sang that like that I'd be like you know what fucking fine

yeah we do we do we spent about six hours in a hotel room singing this song yeah listening to it singing I played it I was trying to fall asleep and I was in this delir

we took away the trip to Philly we were way too early we I got up at first I thought that I was going to miss. I had a waking nightmare that I was going to miss the train. Then I had a real nightmare that I missed the train.

So I woke up as I got out of bed as soon as I woke up. A waking nightmare meaning you were scared. I was scared of it happening. The day before. It was a living nightmare. And then it became a nightmare that I missed it. A waking night. I was,

oh my God. Oh my God. I had a fear. And then it turned into a dream fear. And then I slept for two hours. And then I had to stay up all. day and then I was trying to take a nap but then it was one of those you know when you like

try you're trying to sleep and you're forcing it too hard so you don't sure yeah is what happened to me in the hotel I was on the floor trying to sleep uh-huh and then I was playing this song was I snoring playing this you snore you fell asleep on the floor and then on the bed two separate times

two separate times on the floor you had the craziest arm oh do you want to see a picture we have a picture of you I know Joe tried to put a chair on top of me Joe's being an asshole And then I kicked him straight in the nuts. It was not, neither of us were, I think I was in the right for that. He tried to put a.

Middle Cam. That's you performing, the sold-out crowd. I put him on a performance concert stage. That's that photo of Kevin Gates, man. That's how you were sleeping. Oh, my God. So you can put it on the screen so people can actually see it. That's so funny.

Yeah. I don't think I've ever kicked somebody square in the nuts like that before. Really? Yeah. Feels kind of good. I saw the chair going above me and I was like, huh. Yeah. And there's nuts happen to be in the way.

I do not like getting kicked in the nuts. I don't think anyone does. I don't mind it at all. There's guys who like it. There's guys who really like it. And those videos are really funny. Getting kicked in the nuts and making you fucking shoot? Yeah.

That is odd. It's odd behavior. It's like Kevin Gates' photo. Dude, honestly, man, you're. You look fucking swag as shit. Your shoulder looks fucking built, bro. Buff is shit right there. I look good.

AI kind of filled in some parts around your face and arm, I think. Yeah, they filled in my shoes, dude. I don't wear shoes like that. It went a little. Was I awake? You were not awake. Your eye is open. My eyes open.

Zoom in on the eye. Zoom in on the right eye. The eye is open. I must have been awake. Is that the AI making me look buff? Yeah, I think it is a little bit. Some Lake Mungo. Look at your, like, giant, yeah, it's great.

This is some scary shit, man. It looks like you have an army-hearted hat on. Oh, my God. I made your sock into a shoe. Yeah. Your yellow-ass sock. Oh, yeah. I was wearing my loafers, and the loafers got wet, and then the...

It really did make you look like Superman. Yeah. The ink bled into my socks, and I had these crazy swamp socks. You look like Gaston. Yeah. You look good, man. I do look good there. That's crazy.

dude one of my favorite or not one of my favorite this guy that when me and my wife were looking at like different uh we're trying to find like good apartment deals and like get an idea of kind of what neighborhoods were were affordable um we were watching this guy on youtube his name is cash jordan and he was really annoying but he was just do like apartment like walkthroughs and stuff uh-huh and i saw today i open youtube one of his videos pops up and then i click on his page and for the last like hundred videos everything he makes it used to be like he Here, this, this, uh, apartment is, uh, unbelievably cheap for where it is. They're like, this one bedroom for $1,500, what? And now every single video he makes is like, immigrants are taking over New York City. And it's like AI, uh, thumbnails where he just types in like, uh, the walking dead, but with people from Africa. Yeah. And then he, it's, it's a fucking crazy thing ever.

He's a white guy. Yeah. His name is cash. That's cool. Yeah. He used to do apartment things. And now all, and I just, I don't want him and he's like, the crime wave has hit New York City.

It's not safe to walk around Central Park at 10 in the morning. It's really awesome. It is. I think it's pretty safe. It's not safe. You could buy a pretzel. No. Yeah, it's not safe for your wallet because the pretzel is going to be about $10. I had a $10 ice cream cone the first time I went to New York City.

It pissed me off so bad. Yeah. It's never good. It was good. It was good. It's good when it's 10 bucks. It was a cherry dip ice cream. Wait a minute.

It was so good. Actually, that sounds amazing. It was so fucking good. It's never good to spend. $10 on ice cream for your wallet. No. I'm trying to say. No.

I'm completely, with food, my idea of how much money you should spend on something is so proportionately wrong between food and everything else. I will not pay $10 for a t-shirt. I think that's too expensive. I will pay $50 for a dinner. Hmm. I'm the other way.

I'm trapped in back in the promised land of 2019 where I see something that's $10. and I'm like, Jesus, fucking Christ. Like a sandwich for $10 still upsets me. I don't know. That's how I should be. $10 is the fucking low end nowadays. That's how I should be.

But the prices, I won't buy things that I need in my life, but on food I will spend all of my extra money. You got Wareheim syndrome. I'm a straight Wareheim, man. Straight up, front to back, Wareheim. Every single detail about how he acts and who he is. You're going to be eating chicken sashimi. not a problem

that was a crazy my gut can destroy anything like that I have so many probiotics You raw chicken You're the one person I know

That if you ate Raw chicken and die No if you ate chicken sashimi You'd be dead in an hour I wouldn't die You would die No it wouldn't man You would die

No I wouldn't You eat like a burger That's like Rare And then I hear a story For like three days That you're like I don't know

I've just been shooting diarrhea so much I think I shit out shitting so much for some reason. I yesterday woke up, I took five shits, like five different trips to the bathroom. Because we had pizza on Sunday. It was a pizza and I think in the last one

I'm not kidding, I think I shit out a bug. You told me about this. I told you about this. It was a bug in the toilet. You ate a bug. I think a bug was on the pizza. I think that maybe a bug crawled in your ass. I think you shit onto a bug. Yeah. He said that. I think the bug was in the water and you shit it onto it. Running laps

in the morning headphones in. Flash. A fly. Flashed a flush away style, just a bug like completely shit. This is the lie. I've finally made it out of the New York sewers. This place has a pool. Whoa.

Yeah. And then I shit another bug on top of them. Because I must have had it. It was a bug in my ass. It looked like a bug. You went to the restaurant that has soups with flies. You went to the comedian restaurant.

I hate that place, man. I hate it, too. I fucking hate it. The restaurant that has flies in the soup. We get to eat. free there. I'm a comic. You get to eat free if you're a comic. You have to tip. We don't, but you have to. But

the fly in the soup. Listen, it's the best thing on the menu. That would be an incredible theme restaurant. At the stand, at the restaurant, at the restaurant, in the stands, they have a soup. They have a soup that has a fly garden. Yeah. It should have something where you bite it and all your teeth shatter.

Something that's so hard that all of your teeth shatter. They have spaghetti that's all one long noodle. Yes. One Giant, giant slurping noodle. If you're watching this, the banana peels. The food director at the stand. Banana peel split. Obviously, cream pie.

That's for a porn restaurant. No. I'm not talking about that cream pie. You're a porn at it. This is horseshoe theory here. Comedy. I'm drawing a butt? Comedy.

Comedy and porn. And then in the, it's cream, the cream pie. In the middle, Simon Rex. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Comedy porn. The cream pie horseshoe.

Because it's either very funny or the hottest thing ever. an awesome cream pie I'm getting sexy just thinking about a cream pie I love the cream pie what does it taste like the food cream pie it tastes like cream

it's just cream it's whipped cream and in cracker crust really yeah that's all it is yeah it's only it's not for eating it's a pure comedy pie a lot of times they don't even put the crust on it's just the 10 well that may at least then you know you're never going to go have to go to a restaurant

and order a cream pie with keep a straight face yeah a banana cream pie is different because that's like banana pudding with whipped cream on top and a graham cracker crack. But seriously, I think that's what a cream into the equation makes it only the more sexual. That's what it's supposed to be,

but in the movies they get rid of the banana cream. They don't use banana cream. So cream pie is usually, it has a thing, it has like a base. I think I ate one before in school. You got cream pie at school. We have to pause.

Do you guys ever have to, you know when you have the school carnival? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I went to fucking... Pie eating contest? The joke. Goofy University.

I think that's actually chocolate pudding. The joke at school, the thing that all the... You would buy the tickets, right? Yeah. And then it was the cheapest thing. All the boys at school would be like, I'm going to go to the nail painting station and everyone get their nails painted.

Yeah. And that would be the funny thing as every guy walks around. Like, what kind of, what color of nails did you get? Uh-huh. And that would be the funny thing. Right. What color did you get? I got green.

But nowadays, Okay, so you literally got a boy color, so it's on that funny. Yeah. Nowadays, that would just be, that would just be a thing. The norm. That'd be just a thing for Bushwick guys, these freaking guys with small beanies and coffee and vinyl records. Nowadays, guys with painted nails are the norm. But back in the day, a guy named Norm would have gone in.

Would have made fun of these painted nails. I was just thinking that. Yeah, as soon as you said norm, I was like, the one and only. Norm of the North. The one and only norm of the norm of the north. He is from Canada. Yeah. Yeah.

But he passed away. They must have wanted him in that movie. Yeah. They probably had to buy the title rights from him. He probably had that country right since he was born. Absolutely. Normal. They wanted him to do it, but then he passed it off to his friend Rob Schneider.

And then Robb took up. I mean, I would say Rob Schneider fully after Norm passed took on his, like, place in. Took on all of his gambling debts? No. No, those are gone. Yeah. Those have been forgiven. Those have been forgiven.

Him and Artie Lang, when they talk about gambling, that is like where I want to be. Yeah. Is that not their careers, they were both losers, but like the gambling to the point where if you're losing a hundred thousand dollars. Do you gamble enough that it ruins your life? That's amazing. If you can gamble enough for it to actually ruin your life and you're still fully a celebrity and get to go on TV?

Yeah. That's crazy. You lose a million dollars. and then you have to go to a red carpet thing or go chill at the Emmys. Yeah. That's brilliant. That's unbelievable.

Sit there in the morning and talk to... How many fights did Artie get in? There's like a whole like... How many? How many do you think did you get into... Like with the guest? With like the intern or the guests. Oh.

Eric the intern in Artie Langley like that's like a huge feud. Yeah, they would get in beefs. Yeah. I don't know. Probably, you know, once a week. Yeah. Something like that. He would come in after a bender and just beat the shit out of a guy.

Yeah. So sick. Yeah, Artie is a legend. Now he's all sober, so not that interesting. That nose ain't coming back, bro. Yeah. Might as well throw it all away. Yeah, why don't you just get addicted to drugs if you look like that?

Yeah. Or just get re-addicted. Right? Like, once the nose is that. Drugs are the only thing that are going to make you happy if you don't have a nose anymore. Well, he keeps the nose like that to remind him to not do drugs. Yeah. You know what I would do?

I would look at my son. He keeps it closed so that it doesn't. So he can't. Yeah. But he's rich. He could get served. surgery to make his, uh, have a Pinocchio. He becomes Sirono.

He'd get any kind of nose he wanted. Serenot de Bergerac. I don't know who that is. A character from a French play. Steve Martin played him. Really? I like Steve. In a movie.

I think it was called Roxanne. I think it was a movie called Roxanne that he's in, where he has a big nose. He's supposed, it's a modern retelling of Sierra. Oh, they did a modern retelling of Syrinode de Bergerac with Dinklage. We should admit, I remember this. What's something that is not. two years ago, recent. Did he still have the nose?

No, he was just small. That's the only thing they changed. They made Peter Dinklage small for a movie. Yeah. How small did they get? Like three feet tall. Something like that. They made him even smaller?

No, they just made him small. He's not small when he's not in the movies. Yeah. Oh. It's all like, it's like, you know, Andy Circus isn't a fucking monkey. Gollums are not even a real. They're not even real. I can't even get into this.

They're real. Peter Dinklidge is like, I mean, he's not tall. He's like 5'8. He's not that short. I thought he was like 5.7. What is a story that has not been modernly told, retold rather, that we could retell modernly? Little Red Riding Hood.

It's been done. Fuck! When was it done? They did one about... Hoodwinked is cartoon. They did one about Little Red Riding Hood where Kiefer Sutherland plays a pedophile. Can we do a modern retelling that isn't about pedophiles and guns? Please.

It really can't be done. That's what our modern time. is. I'm sorry to tell you. Can it just, they had both those back then. Can it just be a modern retelling of something where the TV's on in the background? Is that not enough now? It should be enough.

Because what? You can't have a modern retelling of a giant wolf that plays your grandma? Or a giant peach? That's a good one. James and the Giant Peach. Modern retelling of James and the Giant Peach. What would that be? Well, it would just be not.

In the Giant Peach emoji. Well, doesn't he go into New York City? He'd be in a giant asshole. I think so. yeah he would be in he would jump into uh kim kardashian's ass and he would be living in there with a bunch of worms and corn yeah and they would have to get from one side of los angeles to the other uh-huh yeah because jonathan shabon food god is having a food party yeah yeah they're gonna eat jonathan shabon's golden wings yeah i don't uh no but like a real old school type of story man i'm

talking way way back in the day beowulf they're making a new bea wolf okay dave potista is playing bayowulf that's awesome i love someone is playing grendel who i can't remember isn't it called grendel yeah they're making grendel an adaptation of that's a is she going to be sexy again that's grendel's mother that's the sunny day real estate song she's sexy and jolie they do and i wouldn't know angel and jolly naked i never saw that movie me me me me Robert Zemeckis. Robert Zemeckis, you fuck. Where is fucking Zemeckis, man?

Yeah, fucking crazy bloke. Everything, bro. He's Australian, right? Romancing the Stone. Back to the Future, one, two, three, Polar Express, Beowulf. He's Australia's greatest export. What else did he make, man? Robert Zamekis did Polar Express?

Didn't he do another mocap movie? Castaway? No. That's not mocap. Well, the two mocaps were Polar Express and Beowulf, I think. Oh, okay. Howard the Duck I don't think that was him

No I don't know I think I'm just guessing movies right now I also thought he's Australian I don't know So what would the modern version of Beowulf be Is he American? What's the story of Beowulf? The story of Beowulf is there's a guy

who's so fucking badass That he goes and kills the monster And then he kill it well first he kills a dragon Then he kills a monster And then he kills the monster's mother So And he lives with it With Chief Hothgar

So people don't kill anymore that's kind of an antiquated So it would be a roasting So it would be a roast master It'd be Comedian It would be The Ontario Hundon star

starring role It would be Jeff Ross Okay Jeff Ross He for it would be Actually this is Jeff Ross's life story Robert Zemeca is from Chicago And you spend about 10 minutes

Doing the Australian thing I'm fucking It would be about Jeff Ross And it would be about his life story He starts off He's barely on the roast He's kind of a side side guy

No he's always sick Yeah This is an old story. This is before they figured out how to make a story interesting. This is the story is there was the coolest fucking guy of all time. He came and he fucking killed the dragon. They killed the mother. They killed the mother. Damn that shit was awesome.

And it was cool after the story ended too. Okay. So it's Jeff Ross. No, no, no. It will work. He's already the roastmaster general. It's an established roasting thing. Right. But his challenge and he gets chowered, challenged, Beowulf gets challenged by Grendel to do something, right? No, he kills Grendel.

He kills Grendel. It's his best challenge ever. are coming to the restaurant that the Vikings live at and is eating the guys. Okay, so it's like the biggest, what he has to roast the unroastable is what I was saying. Somebody has to roostly disabled.

He has to roosting fucking perfect because the plot point is Grendel and Grendel's mom. Yo mama. Because he roast Grendel so hard. What about my mama? Vince the yo mama joke. It kills me.

It's roast so badly that Grendle dies and then the mama comes out says, what did you say about me? Yes. Now you bitch. Yes. Now we're coming. to you yeah that we just fucking cracked that is great he has that's it i do think that it has to be

like the dragon needs to be like he has to be like stephen hawking or something somebody somebody who they think like you could never roast this guy right here comes jeffron and he starts saying he charts the path you're you're a computer uh mouth it's like a stephen hawking type guy who also has no head and dragon wings no head and dragon wings and he can breathe fire yeah because it's like what do you the you know roast jokes mostly about being oh i guess you could roast like no head you'd have to go way hard on the no head and the dragon thing and not so much hard i think that it should be i think it should be that everyone is roasting this guy and it's not even like yourself and your wings are too small everyone hits the obvious

thing everyone says oh no head have an ass oh computer voice ass oh breathing fire wings ass and he has to find he like he finds the thing that works that destroys him it's like janey fox that's what i'm saying yes yeah yeah this is your conscience speaking remember that video yeah that's a fucking terrifying video yeah do you imagine Jamie Fox doing that to you then scary I would kill myself dude that guy is not around that he does yeah speaking like getting cloned yeah speaking of Jamie Fox what music she give me money when I'm in that's his music song wait why did you just transform wait I just transformed to no I'm and I you need those just go all the

way one side of the other man this is no half stepping that's what i learned in my this is what is what they is what ashton kutcher used to do that is true and it did look cool guys i actually have no idea how long into the episode we are because we restarted it uh i know we're 27 minutes okay guys um i don't know if you remember an amazing episode that we've done because there's been so many of them but we're at now well first of all give it up for us man what have we done fucking 50 episodes of this shit all of them bangers We are doing once again, PAL Idol.

So today we are going to watch some songs and musics by these delightful upcoming artists that we have discovered and found and brought on to our show. And we will judge them. We'll give them a yes and yes and yes no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, yes. Let's talk a little bit more about our backgrounds of the music industry. Okay. So obviously I've been an executive in the music industry for some time now. I discovered Sabrina Carpenter And Dr. Luke

And Dr. Luke, no, I had nothing to do with Dr. Luke. How would you even say him? Discovered Dr. Luke? No, he's a bastard. Dr. Luke is a bastard. I discovered I discovered Dr. Luke Arkellie.

I discovered all of these guys. But no, I'm, you know, I'm very accomplished. You'll see my name. name on the backside of a lot of amazing albums Dr. Drey. I worked with Dr. Drey for a little bit. Rick Rubin. He taught

me how to sit down. It's funny you mentioned Rick Rubin because that's my dad. That's how you got all this stuff. Cameron, Rubin. Well, my name is Rubin Stuttered and I'm here to guest judge.

Okay. That would be amazing if you were related to Ruben Stutter. He passed. No. Really? He passed his prime. Don't say that. Still don't know who he is. Don't remember.

Stuttered from American Idol? Yeah, he passed the prime rib. He got a gastric bypass. He went 1 v.1 versus Clay Aiken. Who's Clay Aiken? Clay Aiken was American Idol season one. You are homophobic if you don't know who Clay Akin is. That is fucking crazy, man.

Clay Aiken was season two, right? I thought Clay Aiken was a football player. Yeah. Clay Aiken, you thought he's the furthest thing from a phone. He's a fucking singing gay guy. That does sound like a football player. Clay Aiken? I used to have...

It's the most football player name I've ever heard of my life. I can't believe I got rid of it. I thought that he played Jack Frost in the Santa Claus when I was a kid. Me too. Really? Yeah, the hair.

Because he looks just like fucking what's his bird short. I used to have when I was in high school I had a clay Aiken t-shirt. I wore all the time. That's sick. That'd be worth a lot of money now. It would be worth a lot of money.

We had the Clay Aiken CD in the car. Yeah, I was a beautiful voice. Rubin was better, though. Yeah, Rubin won. Clay Aiken. A lot of people thought that he stole that from Clay. I disagree. Clay A,

was running for office in North Carolina and then the person that he was running up against passed away but then he ultimately lost wow you almost it was like a whole conspiracy that Clay Aiken had the guy killed a fake fake conspiracy like birds aren't real style conspiracy oh okay gotcha wherever it was like Clay Akin he will have you murder he's got the American Idol mafia uh yeah text kill to text kill to

the senator yeah they kill him text kill to Clay Akin and he will kill I gotta be real man American Idol I never voted yeah I never voted yeah I was too young to do it

you ever watched American Idol no I was really live it bitch I was really into the run that shit let's go who's going first I'll go first man fuck everything

so you don't have a slideshow like we have no yeah because I didn't know how to make it it doesn't work on my phone how to make a slideshow okay that's a penis man so what is this first one

who is this Well, I don't know who's coming to the stage. You don't know. You're excited to see the most embarrassing thing I've ever done? Yes. Yeah, sure. This is for fun. This is not for serious.

Oh, well, you shouldn't be on the show. You suck. I'm probably going to be like, I know. Okay, well, I would say I'm the assignment of the group, so I'll go ahead and say you suck. And if I had any kind of lyrical talent, I would write him a song, but unfortunately, this is just going to be a cover. Okay. Old songs. All right.

Tweet it to him. Yeah, enough of the backstory. We're waiting. What was that? Oh, okay. So she's like funny. Okay. Okay.

I know if our boy scouts are gays. They could probably tell the nine and I'm 50 different... I know what this is. Is this her song? No, this is, I'm Boyo. Whoa. Oh, my goodness. She just did something sexual. And if your pants are loose, I replete, yeah, you're a first time being, and it's nice to me.

Yeah, I'm the greatest rapper. I think I've heard enough. I think that's enough. I think that's enough for me. So. Okay. So, hey, here's an idea. I don't think this singing stuff's going to work out for you.

I think that you, but I do think you should still go to Hollywood and be an amazing editor. Amazing VFX editor. I think that that is what we have in store for you. We have a week-long stint at the Avengers camp where they make you work 80 hours a day. Well, guys, I'm going to disagree.

What? Because I think you really have something here. I think that your musical talent is unbelievable. But, that's what I would say if you didn't literally sabotage yourself by saying you sucked

at the beginning believe in yourself first no one else is going to do it for you so it's going to be a no for me it's going to be a no for me I just don't think I also don't

it's confusing if you started this video by saying I'm awesome I like I'm what I do now is going to be great yeah also scroll down what's the name here on what is what is her

name so Shelby Gangsta so if instead of the song being, I'm, you know, you keep saying, I'm Bo, yo. I keep thinking, oh, this is Bo. I'm Shelby Gangsta. I'm Shelby Gangsta, yo. That even makes sense in the name. Yeah. I'm gangsta and yo kind of go together very well.

Yeah. So, um, sorry, Shelby. It's going to be a no from us, Shelby. I'm really, really sorry about that. Mm-hmm. Let's see the next. Sorry, who's next up to the stage? You know what we need? You know what we haven't gotten in a while? It's like an amazing, like, just backs, like crying backstory.

Yeah. I really want one of those. Is that what this is? I don't think so. What is going to be alone. I want more attentions than I always do. No one answers. What is this called?

Who's this by? Just going to scroll Dan. He's singing a sad song when no new subscribers visit my channel by Clarice the Chipmunk official. Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. Okay. Clarice, I don't want to speak for everybody here,

but you're going to Hollywood. That was so amazing, Clarice. That was truly incredible on another level. You have everything. You have complete star power. Your voice is one of a kind. You're not human. A sad story.

A sad story. I could tell that it was from the heart. It's about, you have no new subscribers on your channel. By the way, 178 subscribers, nothing to, you know. That's no small potatoes. No, that's pretty good, actually. But the fact that you're hungry for even more subscribers is really, really endearing. And also, I'll say you're beautiful.

You are gorgeous. Yeah. You really, really have a lot of potential on camera. Yeah. And I would just like to say, holy crap, how did you get your voice so high? Yeah. Is it because you're a chipmunk? Chipmunks do have naturally high voices, singing voices.

Okay. Then I guess I have nothing else to say. I guess I'd like to see a little dancing. and by the way Clarice Something a little throwback I know exactly I know you're from a small town

Don't be afraid to show some skin Right There's nothing wrong with that Yeah We'll come to Hollywood And we'll do you up in Hollywood How about that Clarice the chipmunk

All right Let's see what this next song is Let's hear another song Who's our next contestant Oh this This seems to be some kind of performance art It's not even maybe so much a song This is maybe we're going

to X Factor I think that women over 50 already know that we're boss you're wiser than you've ever been before okay this is just an advertisement QVC

we really should get YouTube premium I think we should I think that that's an investment we need oh one one three vision for my head

it's just like jello and the oxygen mixes up with the jello of it okay it is really confusing in times

the oxygen is mixing with my head which is causing it to get all what's the name of this severe unknown medical condition but drippy sandwich 75 okay all right that's enough of this I've seen enough

yeah let me say honestly what the fuck is wrong with you you think it's okay to come on to this TV show waste our fucking time thank you it's called pal idle it's not called pal, nothing.

And nobody with your severe crippling disease could ever be famous. No. You have a swirling head. Look at how disgusting you're not even trying. And you're saying that your explanation is that there's an oxygen

that's mixing with the jello on your head. And you have jello in your head? Are you fucking stupid? You probably are and that's part of it. Yeah. You look disgusting. I never want to see you again. Get off on my screen.

If you could try singing or rapping or dancing. Exactly. You did nothing of that. I would have loved to have seen a song. And you started it again. I said I said, I wanted one of these songs of a painful song from a heart about jello condition. Yes.

Or a lighthearted fun song that makes everyone on your side called like, I'm Mr. Swirley. Kind of disarm. I'm jelly. I'm jelly. I'm jelly. I'm jelly. I'm jelly. I'm jelly.

I'm jelly. I'm jelly. Wow. Wow. Look at us. Honestly, I'm going to actually give you a yes. Just thinking about you singing that song. You know what?

We're going to mold your jelly head as well. We're going to jelly. I'm jelly. I'm jelly. Thank you. Drippy sandwich. You're going to Hollywood. You and Clarice, you're on your way.

Who's next? I'm jelly, I'm jelly. Okay, so let's see who this is. Let's hope there's not another ad. I'm to check my social media. Just be who loves me online. Hashtag blessed life. Time to post a pick with an inspirational quote.

Okay. You'll get lies. Oh, no, I'll die. Where's my phone? It gives me lies. Guby, are you showing the audience this? Yeah, you have to show it. Okay, this is a different from the Amish

They can't find Between your physical cards Every day we get on the internet Okay, this is a duo act. I'm loving the African inspiration of you. Yeah, I can feel I can feel the ancient soul of Africa traveling through you.

It's the rhythms. I think I've heard enough. I think I've heard enough here to know that you are going. to Africa you are going to be a fucking hit you're going to Africa you're going to be the biggest pop star in all of Africa because this is an amazing song

I like what they listen to in Africa right I like that there is the country of Africa I like that there is a couple of things going on here number one I love an original number two I love what you guys are trying to say with your music and normally we don't send duos to Hollywood no right because Well, we're not.

It's American Idol. We're not sending them in Hollywood. We're not. We're sending them to Africa. Oh, yeah. We don't usually send duos to Africa. Yeah, we never send anyone to Africa before. I don't even know how much the plane ticket is.

I think we're going to pay for it. You're going to pay for it. Because you are going to Africa because you belong in Africa with this song. Okay. Let's hear the next song. Wow. Okay. This is another amazing cover.

Oh, okay. Where was this film? Kind of an acoustic type of thing. It's live. That's a lot. I like it. A raw performance. And he has background singers.

Can you hear them right now? Yeah. It's just a little baby boy. My mom used to tell me these crazy things. Okay. And then I got a little bit older and I realized she was a crazy one. You know what reminds me of? Hey soul sister.

This does sound like train. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. I think I won't choke no horn to the vocal cords don't work in the thorn no more. These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing. I'm saying that shit because I'm thinking it just to be saying it. Put your hands down, bitch.

I ain't going to shoot you. I'm a who you did this bullet and put it through you. Shut up sluts. Cause into its kick. I stand over. Like a slut. Oh, now he's raping his own mother. We gave him a rolling stone cover.

You got damn right, bitch. And that's too much. The fucking. The fucking insane. Yeah. That's so insane, man. Can you imagine the head that he got after this? Can you imagine the head that he got after this?

In his car. The insane head that he got after that. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so a couple of things. Number one, obviously, this goes without saying, you have a beautiful voice. You have been gifted God's chosen gift for you.

And frankly, I'm jealous. Yeah. Number two, can you please keep it PG? Yeah, that's a little much. You just talked about having sex with your own mom. You're saying slut. We're on about a five second delay for this live broadcast. Yeah.

And you ate that shit all the way up. Basically bleeped the entire thing. We're completely bleeped. Barry behind now. Yeah, so that's not going to work for us. I'm going to say yes because it was actually awesome. I'm going to also say yes because you got everyone clapping. You got me doing this.

The idea of doing a cover of Kill You by Eminem and a bar was making me laugh so hard. I tried to look it up and I just found the exact video that I imagined. I was a guy. I was thinking of it as a campfire song. But the fact that he was seeing it at a bar where people are actively playing pool. I like that people are talking at the beginning. and then once he gets into it, they stop talking. You know why? Because they know they can't really be doing this.

He can't really be doing this. Right? This is probably the only time that has ever happened. Oh. And I like that he definitely has, you know, this is his own arrangement of this. So he definitely has sat in his room and practiced this. Definitely. Well, who else do we got?

Yeah, let's see. That's all of my guys. That's all of yours. I guess I can go now. I have a crew of people. that I would like to show Who have you discovered? You know who would be going to Hollywood

instantly is one pound fish man Yes Yes Definitely I mean he didn't he perform He performed on the Extra Factor The X Factor

It was called the extra factor Because it wasn't the original X Factor judges Okay well the extra factor And he didn't send them But he didn't do Michael Jackson He did one pound fish He did one pound fish

One pound fish is fine But Michael Jackson is clearly Very good Now this video is actually, I have to preface this by saying it is a duo. Oh, wow. That's okay. We like duos. We do like duos. Bass maze and blue Roa plus Chrissy Sparks. Oh, wow. Oh, she's back.

All you got a lovely face I'm going to your place And now you got to freak me out Screams a loud Getting fucking late Want me to stay But I gotta make my way

Hey You're crazy bitch But you're so good I'm all top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back Keep me right on

All right All right, I've heard enough here. Now, I know this is a duo act, but I think that Blue Maze might be carrying. Which one is Blumet? I was going to say the exact opposite. I was going to say the exact opposite. I was going to. Blue Maze, thumbs down.

Hey, Chrissy Sparks, you're going to Hollywood. In fact, you're skipping Hollywood. You're a guest judge. You're going to space. You're going to be straight. You're skipping Hollywood. You're skipping Africa. you're going to space.

All right. That does sound like a voice you would hear on a PA and a space station. Exactly. Yeah. I guess she sounds like glados. Yeah.

Well, I guess Cameron is it either a tiebreaker or... I'm with Chrissy, man. Okay. Team Chrissy. And also she just has the look. He sounds like a yowling Puma.

Yes. Well, she has a beautiful voice of angel. If everyone I will completely bend to the will of the other judges. You don't need to. She's already going to historically.

She's already joining the Galactic Federation. She's already up there. Historically when historically, when she has like a top 1,000 hit, you are going, people are going to say, like, can you believe Patrick said no to her? She's going to send shooters. All right. Space shooters.

We'll send her lasers. Okay. Orbital laser directly on your house. All right. Well, let's hear this next song. Oh, I love this guy. Well. Who is the guy's guess That's where you feel it You know when I fuck you Who is this guy? You never seen this guy before?

This was recommended This was recommended to me We've watched this guy together We have This is a Michael Jackson impersonator Oh yeah He has some of the And he does a bunch of Freddie Kruger songs

He has some of the greatest songs on YouTube Yeah he does the What's the one It's about sucking dick He does everything They're all about. See?

Okay. Well. Okay. So I'm just I forgot who he was. This is crazy. This is basically the equivalent of if on American Idol

a really famous pop star came in in disguise. Well, this is the mass singer. This is the mass singer. This is the mass singer. Because I forgot who he was. I can't believe that you're even here.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Do you have a sold-out stadium show to do? Why are you doing this show? I'm doing a sold-out stadium show. You... It's tearing up my cut. It's tearing up my cut when I'm with you.

But fuck, yeah. You are a superstar. Of course you're going to Hollywood. We don't even have to say this. This is a prank. This was a prank. Because you, I'm a huge fan. I can't believe it here.

What's the other prank? Well, we'll see. We'll see it. Okay, so you ruined the prank, but it's not a prank anymore because it's actually a special performance at the end. Okay. Is it now? No.

Oh. Why are you prank? what's this now we need to hear this one whoa guy looks like Alan coming is a pro freedom music parody COVID Nazi is that the name of the artist got the world at your feet took as much as you could sentence for our own good like a nanny boss all your gains were freedom's loss Needed a play Limitations to clear

Then you thought of a way Keep the people in fear Thought you found out how Thought we'd be forever cow But we've got your number now Acting like you're born We need to provide Biazzi

COVID-Nazi Because of schools and churches even games of Yonzi COVID-COVID-Nazi This one's great Here we go Decree And punishing no one to disagree

You would be like in a Now or Trotsky COVID-COVID-Nazi Stop it right here Okay We've heard enough You're not going to Hollywood Because you don't want to

You're going to whatever I guess Branson, Missouri. You are going to California State University at Fresno. That's where you're going. We're going to get you a sold-out show there because his tickets are free

in the cafeteria at lunch. That song is incredible. I'm going to listen to that. This is really, really good. He actually, can you click on his page? Wait, this is a male? This is his wife, Math Poet, 87. Hey, babe, but can you perform?

Can you please sing my son? No, no, no, don't worry about it. That's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. Math poet. Click on his videos and I want to show you his parody of the brakes. Okay. Because, I mean, you're going to Fresno, whatever.

Oh, there he isn't drag as a governor of New Mexico. I went through his whole page. I love this guy. There we go, the breaks. Play this one. This is the most fatherly song of all times. time. So it's the brakes by Curtis Blow.

But he's changing the brake pads on it's an actually informative song on how to change your brakes on a 2015 Honda Odyssey. He's the perfect father look too. Brown belt phone clip. Yep. He sounds good when he raps. I would say he's a better rap than his wife is a singer. Well, he's an amazing singer, too. I can't, I mean, this is as deep of a dive as we can go away to a math poet on here.

It's enough of, I mean, you're amazing talent. You're already in Hollywood. But I will say it's not so much your performance that wowed me. It was the songwriting. It was the lyrics. Yeah. You would fit in with Lennon, Chairman Mao or Trotsky, COVID-COVID Nazi. So incredible.

Even games of Yahtze. Even games of Yahtze. And I remember, I probably missed out on, okay, and he's drawing the devil. He's not showing it to anybody, though. He drew horns and eyebrows. There's nothing more menacingly evil than eyebrows. Yeah. And a mustache.

I didn't know YouTube. How the hell is this book? Whoa. Oh, come on, man. It's going on YouTube. Next slide. Next slide. Skip it.

Jesus. Fucking Christ. It stays on every slide. Oh, this person was more. This is more of a talent thing. You had the person with the disease. Swirled head. And this is a jelly oxygen head.

This is a celebrity clairvoyant that I found that I want to show you guys. Yeah, they better turn off the drawing, you bastard. Mary Spears is an American comedian, actor and writer, known for his popularity in the comedy industry, for a sharp comedic story and diverse performing abilities. participated in many television shows and game shows, why in high school? In particular, his name shows participates. And she learned this by being clairvoyant. She didn't even look at Wikipedia.

You'll see what she... So far she's 100% right. Yeah. ...Famous actor Ari Spears encountered a tragedy when he was hit by an out-of-control car were walking home from nearby civil markets. The instant core series entries do the actor and shocked the entertainment community. Okay, now click on their channel really quick. Celebrity TV, 1990s.

1960s, sorry. Every single video is this person predicting that a famous black celebrity. has died in a car crash. What the fuck? Oh my God. Jamie Fox died in a car crash. Terrence Howard, I watched earlier. This whole channel is somebody

Oh, Alan Jackson is a white guy. It's mostly black celebrities dying in car accidents. And it says one hour ago. RIP, we try not to cry as we reported on rapper T.I's tragic accident. Goodbye T.I. They have guessed.

They have been guessing the deaths of actors and actresses in car accidents. Every video is a car accident. Jesus Christ, bro. Yeah. That is crazy. Well, with this talent, do we send them to Hollywood or no? I mean, I don't think that they should be around our, yeah, our special people in Hollywood. They're going to space too.

Yeah. But a bad part of space. Scroll up, scroll up one more. Again, one more. They predicted something terrible happening to cat. oh yeah that's that's that's it's a car crash too yeah they all are car crash thumbnails and and uh random celebrity uh no we do not want this person near our our blessed actors again okay try singing please just saying guys but i don't know what do you not that you're coming on the

show about this show we do not want you to come on the show and tell us when cat williams will die we want you to sing and if you still have a song to say go you can we're not going to ban you from the show because you did this because we really want to hear you sing that bad. Yeah. All right. We'll go to the next slide. I'm pretty sure this is a singer, this next person. Thank fucking God, dude. I want to sing. I want to, no it's Aries Spears again.

Okay. Well, this is a talent show. Hi. This is the best Eddie Murphy impression done by a white guy. Remember in all those other videos I've never put on YouTube at all? And I think it's about time that I put it on YouTube. My

Eddie Murphy impression. Yes, I can sound like him somewhat I think, I don't know, I'll let you Eric Rayhill Oh, here it is Uh-huh No, Jack, that's a nice boulder, that's a really nice bola Uh-huh

Yeah, yeah You know what, I'm gonna get on to We're raw We get a lyric I'm gonna punch on there Yeah, that's really funny You know, hey, motherfucker I kick your ass

Yeah I'm looking for a girl A girl I could be my wife who I don't want to marry any other girl stop it right here wow perfect

genuinely a very good Eddie Murphy impression sure again I'm gonna be a stick in the mud and say you maybe shouldn't be on the TV show sir you maybe sing a song as Eddie Murphy I know he you could do that

he did a song he went hey motherfucker that's not a song that's singing he literally could sing party all the time oh my god he could do that. Why didn't you do that? Oh, all right. Well, you're going to Hollywood. Doesn't matter. Next song.

I feel like I just got jumped over. Okay. You're saying hi at the end? Okay. So this is Teage song. Well, this song is featuring the coronavirus. Okay. That's a rare feature. Very expensive. We want this song. Okay. That's your introduction. Okay. And you're counting down. That's natural.

Thank you. Thank you for counting down. Now let's hear your song. It looks like a Halloween store, Rastafarian bini. That has the dreadlocks built in. Britney Spears' microphone. Brittany Spears' microphone again. It has some. It has some. kind of ancient Viking type of Indian Viking dude smoking a pipe and in the background there's some cows and there's also skeletons with coronavirus heads that are doing some kind of source animation style dance I do want to hear more of this I'm hearing the word corona oh wow I'd like to point to out posit.

So this is one of the coronaviruses in background as a skeleton. The other one is actually, looks to be a woman's body, and you can tell that they used the animation of a cheerleader dance, like a stock cheerleader animation. And instead of the pom-poms, more coronavirus bulbs. And their feet are also that. So that's really an amazing touch. Yeah.

Now, does the song get any different? No. Well. Okay. This is Tom with Exxxitacion air. Yeah. In a really

quaint apartment. I don't know what he's saying. I don't either. It's some different language. Someone must know. But I will say, I don't think we're going to send you to Hollywood because of your affiliation

with the coronavirus. And XX would be dangerous. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Not the greatest guy. So, um. Teage song. We're sorry.

It's going to be a no for me. It's going to be a no from all of us. It's going to be a no. Triple no. Mm-hmm. All right. What is this next song here? Oh, I thought that was another time. I was going to punch you. Okay. imagine being this guy's neighbor

he's like he just watch the TV he's got to sing along every time having to listen to the SpongeBob theme song loud and also him screaming okay he added he added a little bit at the end row row row what are we thinking okay

distinct vocal style and also distinct visual style. I mean rainbow. Somehow you have 10 different colors coming from one light it seems. I love something that they do with hoodies 10 to 15 years ago where the inside of the hood has a pattern print on it. Yes.

So I'm really giving you points because that is... We're sending your hoodie to Hollywood. That hoodie is coming back with us in my luggage to Hollywood. Actually, we'll take three of your hoodie. Yeah. And you'll want to wear that. And copy it. Yeah. But in terms of singing, I feel like the talent I feel like it's not quite there.

It's just screaming. It's just not there for me. You know, you might as well be rapping. Is this what rap is? Exactly. It must be. If you come on our show and you scream or you rap or you do a country sound,

then I'm just not listening to you. This is for idols. You're supposed to be a pop star. Okay? Everything that you wear should be short. Enough impressions. Yes. Enough clairvoyance.

Exactly. Oh, I have a disease with jello and oxygen. I have a jello oxygen disease. Yeah, that doesn't. Let's get to the music. Give me some music. And this was barely music. It was barely.

It's not music. I wouldn't consider music. Now, let's see this next song. Okay. Hopefully this is a fucking song. Okay. Okay. This I'm excited for.

Dear Flobots. Okay. I am sorry. Okay, starting with an apology is very bold. But the fans requested it. Wow, that haircut is... Abraham Lincoln. He does look like Lincoln.

Now this is rap I actually do like Yes Because this is more than rap Yeah This is like a novel This has a message to this song Flobots is like a toll story novel Can you ride my face with no handle bus

No handle bus Can you ride my face with no handle bus No handle buzz No handle buzz Look at her look at me Mout on my cock and my face between her thighs And I'm a famous rapper Making an less wobbly

I can show you how to sour as tango I could teach you how to claw me backwards I could take all of your toys apart And you'll never want to put them back together I get you quivering on my chin As quickly as I tie in out with the stem I invented peanut butter situation And taught them how to eat your potato when

Doing live stream I had to stop and type this Right before you got lost inside of my kiss I think you can't get so long it took Before I left around a back Can I imagine a peanut butter situation Yeah let's let's Where is this mysterious beeping that is Oh sorry that's my watch

I thought that it was in the video I thought it was coming from over there Yeah Well Good work Not much to say I'm a little speechless Yeah you have left me floored I think Because this is really

Floor bots You are a floorbot I'm a floorbot Something about how to eat a potato I invented peanut butter situation I invented peanut butter situation So you invented the peanut butter situation Which is I don't know

When you make a dog eat your dick Oh That's he couldn't Then no, then if that's the case, then you're not going to Hollywood. Okay, I have one very special question about this song. Is this song is about a dog? I do not want you. Yes.

That's a good point. If this is about a dog. If this is a song about it, you're making a dog quiver on your face and you invented the peanut butter situation. Hashtag Charlie Sheen taught you how to eat the potato. Okay, I want to hear the last. I want, when he says, ends the world in a Holocaust. Yes, we need to hear that in the world.

Let's go to the end of the song. Yeah. Through a telephone, through a telephone. And I can make you call me Daddy and Master, Daddy and Master, Daddy and Master. So that's what he says instead of the Holocaust. Daddy and Master, okay. Okay. Daddy and Master.

Daddy and Master. Okay. All right. What do we have a next? Well, I guess we're still deciding on you. And this is by, this is music rage. This is another duo. You did a lot of songs, man.

I did do a lot of songs, I'm realizing. I think this might be the last, second of last one. Okay, so they take requests. Sorry? That one. They'll do a song about Japanese midget zombie porn or planking. Oh. We have to wait for you to hear us?

Warning to all viewers. Singing from my voice might break your earlobes. If you are a weak-minded human being, please put on to me a protection right now. This is for your own public safety. Man Drake from Harry Potter. The intro is too long. I'll tell you that. I recognize this.

Good head. I don't want to be a new bat aerosol. Don't want to use the brand new Colaphnikov. They have like 600 grand max. If you spray it, then you're a fat. Whoa. Whoa. Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, people, stop. What is wrong with you? You can't cheer for that. You can't say that on TV. You cannot say that. Okay. Why did everybody clap for that?

Listen. That's insane. A bunch of paintball players in the audience. It must be. Listen. The cell, I mean. Up until that point? It was amazing.

It was the best thing I've heard. It was the best thing I've heard all day. But you screwed the poach. Yes. Your intro was a little too. long. I will say. Intro is a little

long, but you redeemed yourself with the beginning of the song, but guys, you lost this again. You cannot say that on TV.

No. It's not cool. Yeah. Regardless of how Patrick feels about you saying it in private, you cannot say that on national television.

That is wrong. You're gone. You're gone. Get out. You've messed up the entire thing. Hopefully this next song is better.

Pete Davidson parody of black and yellow by Wiz Khalifa. Uh-huh. who it is always funny always funny everything

is walking out of walking out in New York with the best clothes everything I did he out in New York with the best clothes Stop right here.

Pete, what are you doing here? Pete. Pete, why are you here? You are not known as... Another famous famous singer. I will say, I know we don't have time to do it right now. I need you to send me this because I need to hear this entire thing. This is an amazing find.

This is so good. All right. Well, this next one. Always honey. How many do you have? I have three more. Well, two more. Jesus Christ, dude.

I just found too much good stuff Hmm and trust me Maybe you could have kept it to the songs Yeah Yeah Maybe didn't need the talking Tom thing either That was a song

I'm fine with beef But the thing I love most is Mac and cheese If you come to my house mom makes it all day She can make it in a second And she gives it away I'm fine with chicken okay with beef But the thing I love most is Mac and Cheese If you come to my house mom makes it all day

my house mom makes it all day she can make it in a second and she gives it away sometimes I like sitting on curds sometimes I like spitting on birds Stop it right there You always said something to us That's animal cruelty

Yeah first homophobia Now animal cruelty It's disgusting I shudder to think what comes next after this Well What comes next is actually A very special performance

By a celebrity guest another fucking celebrity Who needs no introduction He has a stacked celebrity lineup He actually has an introduction What is it, Sean Fury? There's only one God and only one Sean Fury Except no substitutes

My particular set of skills Tell me that Sean Fury is the goat Some of you hating ass individuals don't get it Sean Fury is the goat I agree Mr. Potter Sean Fury is the goat Don't be stupid Even Kenny knows that Sean Fury is the goat

Sean Fury is the goat And he's cute too then go to the next song and then just hit play immediately go to the next slide there's only one and here's a song that will

bring us all together and change everything the world's got a lot of problems this is by Sean Fury this is by Sean Fury Oh so it was racism that was a third thing well this is a something we can be rid of

Race is what they're asking me. Sism is what they're giving me. A chance is what I want to see. To live a life that's so carefree. Race is what they're telling me. Sism is what you always see. A chance they try to take from me a world of opportunities. Some things in life they just don't want to see.

Some things in life are in men to be. The system is in life They just don't want to change This way they're telling me, Sism The system is insane It's what you're asking me Sism is what they're giving me

A chance It's what I want to see To live a life that's so can free Race is what they're telling me Sism Isom What you always see

A chance They try to take for me A world of opportunity All right Wow Wow That was an amazing Thank you Sean Fury

Sean Fury has a message Kind of a half-time performance I would say Yeah And that message is 100% of people are racist And now we're halfway through 97% of people What was that message there Is it 100% of people are racist

97% know about it 2% lie about it And 1% are unsure And then he did it in Spanish too that was amazing that's beautiful okay pat there's a lot of duds

on American Idol well that's true yeah yeah I'm giving the full experience yeah I like that all right let's start it up guys I got some people

that I found and I have my okay so yeah I just close out okay is what you're telling me and so then yeah

who do we got first first song we have spiky cookies of madness by Flameblood and just hit if you go to the next slide it'll play automatic

I think. I feel so mad because I kept on getting bothered by sin. Oh my God, this guy's terribly disfigured. I walked into the woods called the Nightmare Woods where I saw Satan.

My favorite dessert is cookies. I saw a tree that had cookies on. it. So I ate one and then all of a sudden I ate too much of them. Then all of a sudden the cookies came out on my stomach. Okay. But then it was an unusual moment because the cookies had spikes on them. It sounds like when this sounds. I saw Satan near me. It sounds like when Jack freestyles. Okay, and the spikes

came out of my Spocky gleeves came out on my and it hit the and it hit him. Okay, you can pause it.

We get the vibe here. Yeah. The vibe, and the vibe is too scary to be on TV. Yeah, I'm freaking the fucking terrifying. I'm scared.

Do not ever show me this kind of shit ever again. This guy is very bothered by sin and Satan. Do not. Okay. All right. We don't have anything.

This is fucking terrifying, man. Let's get a different vibe. Next one. Let's go to the next one. I'm not going to nap today even. We'll get to the next one. This is Shark Pants by Irwin Abrigo. Okay, let's go ahead and play this one.

The Shart, that's like a shirt mixed with like. Shirt mixed with art. Oh, it's short. Every way they go, they wear shard fans It's just shard fan, shard fans All they're wearing the shard pants The girls, they might take up them jeans And they might cut it way above them knees

Yeah, go on like green Like it's the only thing around them need It's where I've heard enough I have a question, I have a question Irwin, you're going to Jamaica Have you looked into this Irwin Abrigo guy? Yeah, okay. Is he real?

What do you mean? Is he doing this as a funny thing or is... No, he's real. This is really good. He uploads all his songs like 50 times. This one he mostly usually uploads it called short pants, but he has one upload on this one where he calls it shark pants. Because he's thinking, oh, well, with my accident, it sounds like shark pants.

Wow. I mean, that this is great. I want to wear shark pants. I love Irwin, Abrigo. Irwin, this is a dance hall classic. I'm going to see people dagger into this. So this next one, this is a little interesting because I actually here have two songs by the same person.

Oh, okay. So reserve judgment after this one is all I'm saying. This is... That's fine. Forrest Gump by the school boys featuring Mr. Veggies. Oh, Casey Veggies.

No, Mr. Veggies. No, Mr. Veggies. Speaking of odd future. So let's listen to Forrest Gump. Yeah, he's around them. Cool-ass album art. Dripping smiley face. Forest Gung.

Yeah. Forrest Gump. Wow. Yeah. And we're going to listen to this whole one. Force Gump. Yeah. Yeah, boy, it's going to be running on these streets.

I run with you like I hope you like my pun. I mean, if you don't, then I don't give a nun. I hope we be a family and have a son. Like, I don't want this to be a pun. Like to protect us all by a gun. I would never want to fight. We're acting like, I just think fun. Like, I don't want this to end.

Well, I'm just your friend. Yeah, but to me, this ain't for ten. Like, I just want my relationship. with you to extend I love you girl Like I literally get a curl To get with you girl Like I would literally do a 12

To get with you girl Like I'll make my username Earl to get with you girl No Sabrina Sabrina I just want to be your Katrina Katrina Like you're the only reason

I'll step in an arena Like you and me can watch a game With Portugal versus Argentina Like I don't care if you're not Latino Pause it right now Pause it right now. Yo, yo, yo, yo, drop a bomb, drop a bomb, drop a bomb, drop a bomb,

drop a bomb, drop a bomb, drop a bomb, air horn bomb. No. You're fucking, I don't have a bomb here right now. Steal everything that's in it. New York City of New York City. Kill every fucking person to the story.

And if you, but if you thought this was the range of these guys, if you thought that this is the only way they could talk about love. Oh my God. Next fucking song. The school boys did. it again love is a pain by the schoolboys hit it wow hit it right now I actually I'm not

kidding I just got chills I got a full chill on my neck yeah I guess so Tyler the creator folks Dr. TC Marvin's room yeah I guess so so um I'm just wondering I know this is a personal question, but how's life going right now? I met this girl named Jesse, so wonder if she likes me. So I'll go to her and say, you want to be my Valentine? Because she looks so fine, and I would give her some line, and give her a sign, give her a sign. She said maybe

So I take that as a hint So I eat my mint And there's no conflict No conflict No conflict No conflict The end Wow

school boys Okay School boys Was this school boys Feathing SOMFA Because that was amazingly so So wasn't that unbelievable I'm completely crying

Unbelievable And the fact that he can turn like that Yeah From that And I honestly When I originally did this Made this PowerPoint I had three songs

And I cut one out Because I was like I don't want to have too many songs By them And the other one They can also go hard as fuck Damn They literally have it

fucking all The fact they can go from hardcore, horror core, gangster rap to soulful R&B. Literally, the one I had in this before was called Halloween, and it was about Halloween. It's reminiscent of, it's crazy you went horrorcore because that's what they were doing. You were going on to sensitive gangster records. We are signing you today. This is, dare I say it, reminiscent of Torrey Lanes, the ability to both sing and have bars. That was amazing.

Yeah. Let's see what else we have here. Let's check the next song that we got. And yes, you were going to Hollywood. This is. Wait, what? Read the name of this one. What?

I'm a B-Yo favorite artist by Caleb Pitts with a K instead of a seat. I found this. I did not search your name. I found this completely accident. It came up and recommended when I was looking at other songs. I swear to fucking God. This guy has almost the same, but it's a K, Caleb, which makes no sense.

It's fucking crazy that this came up and recommend. I did not search for them. That is amazing. And this sounds like a song you'd make. And this is you This is you This is Julio's favorite art I'm gonna be your favorite art

This is Julio's favorite kind of music Yeah this does This does sound like what he listens to It's not that funny I just thought it was so fucking funny That's exactly the same name I like this

Yeah we don't have to listen to I won't make your heart shot Yeah we don't have to listen to the song I just uh I like how this guy One crazy It's named I'm a be your favorite artist

God damn okay I got to send you to Hollywood based off your name man Yeah. Let's see who's next here. Let's see what we got up next. You know, I've never thought to search your guys' names. Yeah. There's a cup stacker with, oh, I know. Go back.

Go back. This one is my, this is I'm so excited about this one. I'm so excited to share this with you guys. Okay. This is social studies, but we're going to let us know this one for a little bit of a while. This is social studies project by Charlotte, Alexandra, and Francesca. And I think you guys are going to really like this. Okay.

All right. Hit play. Oh, my God. It's called Slate. And just based on the song that it gives me a parody of. This is Pompeii by Bastille. Yes. Slaves are treated like property.

They were bought, traded, and sold. They were counted as three-fifths of a person. They had to do what they were told. Okay, I could already tell this. is a homeschool project about 253,000 african-americans were free that takes the time where do you guys hear the chorus can you close your eyes can you almost feel the How would anybody get through this? How would anybody get through this?

Nat Turner led the most famous slave revolt in 1831. He said he had a dream to kill all of the white Okay, and hence, friends killed about 60 of them In the term Innocent plays Were Executed Okay

But if you can't hear a more time Can you imagine What is he like to be a certain Can they go is your eyes? Can you all know Who is your eyes? Wow. Yeah.

Can you imagine being the teacher that assigned this project at me? And they're like, oh, oh, great. Wow. Kill, he had a dream. He'd kill all the whites. That's all the white. And he killed 60 of them. That's really amazing information.

And that, and that's so catchy. I could not fucking believe when I saw that chorus. And when you close your eyes. But if you close your eyes. Well, I mean, that's the biggest part of that song. Yeah. You need to have that. You need to keep that.

Wow. All right. Next song, I only got a couple more. God damn, that is a good. This one is called Split Personality by Mikey D. This is another one we're going to sit with for a minute. It's Mikey D. Okay.

Mikey D.E. D.A. So play this song. And this guy, I just want to say, pause it real quick. Sorry, I just want to say, you're going to notice, this guy has fucking insane bars. This is kind of UK drill rap. I like you, Pedro. This is, you're going to hear lyricism.

You're going to hear heavy hitting, like, just like rapid fire machine gun style. So just just play it. You'll hear this. Okay, cover our personality like in my and ass with Valerie Insanity, Insanity, Insanity, Insanity. I got a split personality. Oh my. I'm a mess. I have deep conversations with the voices in my head.

Then my darned bliss of demons. What are you doing? Here we go. A split personality. Oh, do you know. A split personality, insanity. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Like insanity in insanity, inequality, in inequality, insanity, insanity, inequality, in vanity, in front of me. I'm a fun of me. Pure pan of me I get a Danadie I get a Baner B Ran Anarchy Pure Anarchy

Pure Anarchy Pure Anarchy Pure Anarchy Pure Insanity Like anyone else with Valerie Valerie Valavala Valra Insanity

Inequality In inequality Do you know where I get down Underground, straight, street From the Pre pound Pound to the Sound Sound to the Underground Mackie D from Street

Street Pound Round for round, buy for buy, round for pound for pound. Dude, round for round, bye for buy, paw, for pound, paup, paup, for pound. Insanity, like in one out of Valerie. Stop it. Yeah, stop it. First of all, you're going to Hollywood. We're going to Hollywood immediately.

You're writing the theme song for the next Harley Quinn movie. Yeah, you are making the next suicide song. You are the suicide song. And I love how green you are, Mikey. I love the green look. It's amazing. You're right down to the beanie to the skin, the giant black eyes. We're totally developed. You're ready to go.

And I like, this is exactly how my mom raps when she, this is how my mom thinks all rap sounds. Yeah. It's so, Val-Vala, Val-Val. Yeah, it's just like, insanity to the vanity, anity, insanity, with plans of me. I'm a fan of me. Like, finding one line in there every once in a while. Bar for bar, pound for round, bar, pound for pound, underground, bound for pound. Like, anyone has a Valerie. There's some parts of that where I know. Valerie, Valerie, Valerie, Valerie. Well, he's just saying, babo. Bim-a-bimo. Yeah.

That was amazing. I'm glad to discover it. So this next one is my last one. This is, and I know what you're expecting, but I'm sorry, I did not have time. This is Ben Shapiro versus Talking Ben rap battle by Power of Dan rap battles. This is kind of an epic rap battles of history rip-off. Epic rap battles of real life. Yeah.

Because these are both real. Right. Well, real versus phone. Phone is a real thing. Warning, the battle has profanity and a political man. Berm. Yes, it's Ben Shapiro. I've heard you're a bozo.

I don't associate with those. So go and step aside, bro. Let me spit some grave flow. Enough to sell your lame home. This is the Ben Shapiro show. And it's time I leave this bitch own. Your chemistry with your friends is bad. Even with your science profession.

He both had a talking bomb, I think. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. That shit was whack, bro. No one asks, bro. So shut your ass up. Reading through these newspapers, shit couldn't get my boring. You are warmness to destroy.

Think out because I'm a sturt. Oh, my God. What's happening? Anomily detected. What? What is this? All systems offline. What is this?

Incoming transmission from Planet Dazzle. What is this? constantly wanting adoption by this I would fallously fit in with this my cup's thought of our gothic misfits Even my mom would corrupt I got my picture books And if that is not got there my pocket

What is what is Portation and Gomez and all of the kids With the I was long lost and I'm in Amidst I like the Adam's film I write songs about them I play with my thing and chase is the outcome Not on watching TV though

How gone I did it one time What is this man? What is this, man? Shut off. Please don't drop. The streets don't need this. Dazzle stop. Well, here's a promise to all of my ops.

This goes for B-Lack. O.J. Keeper Bob. Dazzle Jr. joke, Lee's in a Mr. Gap. As long as I'm breathing, you're all going to flop. And I keep fucking pushing till I hear the toilet water. Oh my god. I guess it was like control.

I guess a glitch. Wow. That's a disc track. Seems like Dr. Dazzle did control by Kendrick Lamar. Okay. How did you make the channel look real? That was, that was amazing. That also, I mean, that's basically the whole reason why this episode is an hour and a half to get to that.

Oh my God. I'm really glad that I got you. I had actually got. You had a great acting there on, say you didn't have time. Yeah. That's the most believable possible. I know. And I, something about, you sounded really sad when you said it.

So I was like, oh, he didn't have time. Okay, we're just going to take this last video for what it is and enjoy it and say, oh, talking Ben won. But that, uh, man, that was funny. So perfect. Well, their shareholder meetings on May 30th. Yep. Subscribe to the Patreon. Thanks for watching.

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It's going to be called Cameron Fetter. And then all the heat's going to be gone off me forever. There's a lot of heat on you. There's heat on your.