Podcast About List - Ep. 292 - Benny Blanco Rice Crispy Treats

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

While Pat is away in one of his many missions, Caleb and Cam have a meeting of the minds where topics such as treats, movies and crosswords are explored. A "Must Listen" according to some... Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

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You have broken hands. You have very broken hands. Something wrong happened to me. Welcome to Watch the Throne. Because it's two legends, but only the two legends and not the third guy from Watch the Throne who was never actually even there. Right. Yeah. I haven't thought about Watched the Throne in a thousand years.

That shit blew my mind when I was a kid. Me too, man. It really blew my mind. That big, remember Ziz Ansari was in the Otis music video? I never watched any of the music videos. You didn't watch Suckafree Countdown? No. What the fuck kind of hip-hop head are you, man?

I'm not a hip-hop head, man. You're a rocker. I'm a rocker from day one. True and true. I've been an indie rocker from the day I was born. Not my ass, man. I was, I remember waiting up till midnight for the one of, either, either Watch the Throne or the next album to, like, release so that I could write to myself on Google Docs, all of my thoughts on every single track. Yeah.

Yeah. And I did that. And they were pretty good. It would be nice to go back to that type of mindset where you want to write to yourself. Yes. I haven't had that. thought in a very long time. I guess that's kind of what letterbox says. I guess, yeah.

It's like, you know, here's my thoughts on a movie. But I don't really have that impulse about anything. Yeah, I definitely lose it the older I get. I think I'm old as fuck. I think I have really bad taste that's gotten worse as I get older. Definitely, harder

to feel for anything to matter at all. Yeah, I just don't, like, the music I like is kind of all the same music I liked when I was a kid. I stopped finding new music. Yes. It really happened. I thought it wouldn't happen. No, it completely happens. Yeah. Where I just have no interest in new music. The last music that I listened to that I listened to that was new to me was, like a full album was probably a Yeat album that I listened to. That I listened to just because Julio was talking about it. Yeah, I listen to new stuff every

once in a while, but it's mostly just new stuff now for me is just that I will listen to something that I listened to in middle school and I haven't listened to since that. Exactly. The rediscovery, that's an amazing feeling. This actually was sick. This actually was good as fuck and since I move it never is that's never that good it's never good no it's always bad there's a reason you're when you are you're completely right when you the period when you go from liking all the stuff you go like in middle school and you get to high school and you're like nah that shit's gay like i'm in high school now i gotta be cool you're completely right about all of that stuff and then eventually when it tries to creep back in you were right

you were right don't let it back in i was right don't let that back into your life no i discover i rediscovered some album that i really liked when i was like 16 and it is so fucking bad bro like even the cover art has like a slice of pizza on it and it's like it wasn't even popular music like it wasn't like I don't know how I found this but pizza kids we want pizza

by the pizza kids I don't even remember the name of the band but it's some like it's like very bad like summer bait yeah you know what I mean oh yeah that kind of shit yeah and it was so poop man and I listened to it and

I started tapping my father I kind of liked it. I mean, it's a worst shit of all time. Did you ever listen to Zebrahead? No. That was a band that I just started listening to again because I loved them in like middle school. And I went back and God,

it's something just doesn't leave you. It's no, it's because you have so many reps listening to the songs. Yeah, what you've learned how to enjoy it. Yeah. So you, it's, that's exactly what it is,

is that it's the same thing. It's an acquired taste. It's like, it's something that is at first taste. It is terrible. It tastes. It is horrible. Why am I eating this?

Well, you've eaten it a thousand times. Yeah. And you know, you find the notes. You're like, oh, this has this has a note of this. Yeah. It's also the fact that like a lot of the music I listened to when I was a kid was a iPod that like my brother put all the music on it. I had no control over it.

It was just his old iPod. Right. And so I just have all of these terrible. Dude, that's, that is what it is also. It was back then you, the storage, you could get like 50 or 60 songs. And then you had to like those fucking songs. Exactly. And it cost money to get.

music back then, too. You'd have to buy the CD from Newbury Comics, so you've got to buy the $10 album from iTunes. And you got it, you have to like it. Because if you begged your parents for the money to buy the thing on iTunes, and it was bad? It was also like, it has to be good. There's no, you can't not like it.

You want more music? You already have 50 songs. Like, you don't need any more than that. Dude, I would go and listen to the previews. That's what I would do. Dude, yes. I just sit there and listen. Yeah, I will, I will, I will, I used to Awesome. I wonder what the rest of it sounds like. I used to listen to the preview for Money to Blow by Drake, Little Wayne, and Birdman.

Almost every single day I'd listen to it. And I'd listen to it like 10 times in a row. I would listen to all the previews for Follow the Leader by Corn. Uh-huh. And I would listen to, but I didn't want to ask my parents to buy it because I knew that they would not fuck with it. I was such a dumb fucking kid. I was way, I was old enough to be pirating it. And I just didn't know how.

I learned, do you ever go on Media Fire? I would download stuff on Media Fire. There was a website called Play. list.com that also was basically just a bunch of free music. I wish that, I guess it is kind of like that, but I wish it was still like that. And again, also, I bet it didn't

actually work like this and I was probably getting a shit ton of viruses and I didn't know about. But you could just Google this thing download and the first thing will be a link that you just click download and it gives you the N23. I miss that. And now you've got to get all these fucking programs. I thought I got hit with a virus like you did the other day. The secret virus? It wasn't a

login. It wasn't a virus though. It was a, I opened up my computer and on one screen, it was full screen and it said, like, you need to update to Windows 11. Yeah. And it was like not the right resolution and shit. Yeah. And I was, I started freaking out. Yeah. Like restart my computer, open task manager, like force quit that thing.

But then I found out that this is like a campaign by Microsoft to like get people to upgrade to Windows 11. They just did a terrible job doing it. And it really freaked me out. And I thought that I was as dumb as you, but I was actually really smart. Yeah. You're not as dumb as me. I still don't know how I got that. That's the scariest part.

I don't download a lot of crazy stuff. I don't download all that crazy stuff on that computer. Maybe I do it on my other stuff. Yeah. It probably was a ROM, almost definitely. Yeah. I think it was the Super Mario 64 that Julio may be download. Okay, so now Julio you've been officially blamed.

We calling you out, bro. Yeah. Do you guys like our camera set up today? What's crazy? I think you two are so crazy. What are we crazy? What do you mean? Both of us?

What do you mean? You never finding new music? no because we work okay you spend all day we sit here we're struggling just the two of us trying struggling to have a conversation we never talk to each other and you sit here we get through seven and a half minutes you go this is all crazy and what you said it doesn't even make any sense

I just spent we just put an hour at the gym we have nothing to talk about that's why I'm so red he's red on one camera disgusting I asked for a close up I look horrible look at me hey to be red man. No, well, the face is not helping you. That's what face I make. You don't need to make that face. You're not making it right now. So there's proof there that, well, now you're making it. So now you're going to be able to look in the mirror and you're surprised by what face you're making. What's your resting face? My resting face is probably this. Like, that's close to mine. Mine is like this. That's a menacing. It's not resting at all. I look into the mirror and I think, what am I doing? What am I mad at? I just realized what we should have done today, man. What?

Because it's just us, too. We should have done Red and Link. What did they do? I've never seen anything that they've done. They eat disgusting food from different countries. We just ate food. But that was just a hamburger and a chicken sandwich. That's not disgusting.

Well, I didn't think it was disgusting. It was hot. Oh, I have a good disgusting. What? What did you eat? I ate some really disgusting food a couple days ago. So this is, so we were going to be in my fiancée. they were going to go see challengers and we kind of like we went to see it last minute so I don't have

time to get lunch I have AMC A list so on A list you like build up reward money where you can like spend it at the concession stand and you get a popcorn or you can get you know they have they have food at AMC too so not just nachos they have real food I mean real food you know I usually will get like chicken tenders or something if like like like I'm like oh I have $15 of rewards I'll get chicken tenders why not and I was like oh fuck I don't have time to eat lunch before we go this movie it's It's going to be like two hours. I'm going to be so hungry. Oh, I'll just get chicken tenders at the theater.

I like, and I just, I needed to eat something. Yeah. And we got into the theater and I, I got to the thing and I like went and I like activated all my rewards. I looked up at the menu. They did not have chicken tenders. They were sold out of basically every food. The only thing that they had was patty melt sliders.

And I had already, I already had like activated my rewards. So you had to spend it. So they were going to like expire. Oh my God. And I was also so hungry. I was like, I need to eat something and I can't eat like

popcorn for lunch. So you ate double hamburgers. So I got, I got petty, well, they're like fucking like this big.

Yeah. Might as well have been a snack. It should have come in a bag of pretzels. You should have been checks mix. You should have just got candy. I was fully, I mean, yeah,

I was just kind of too far into it to like back out. And I like the other, so that the first red flag is just what this item is in general. Second red flag is that, uh, I ordered it and the lady went,

what? and somebody else had to come over and show her what to press to put the order. Something that nobody in the history of movie theater has ever ordered. They had to send some Indiana Jones explorer into a deep, yeah, it was cobweils, big torch. What did you say? Yeah, that is scary. And it smelled crazy. It smelled like candy.

Did they taste amazing? No, it was the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life. That's fucking sad. It tasted like cardboard. And then every once in a while. while I would get a taste that was tasted like a cinnamon pretzel I don't know man

it was so terrible I would have done soon as that's a million things I should have done I mean you did you could have gone and gotten two beers at McGuffins right that this place doesn't have a McGuffins I don't think this one yeah what's the point of the AMC we don't have chicken tenders man

I know I got it I got to hit the Mcuffins next I wonder if you can use your awards at the McGuffins if they I can't I just thought of that for the first time of if you can that's going to change everything The problem is a beer at those places is like $15 for one beer. All the food's like $15 too. I just,

I wait till I get rewards on and not to spend money. I don't ever buy anything out there. But, uh, yeah. I, and I, I really regret doing it. I feel like somehow it caused a problem in my system that might last permanently.

Do you ever think about how little decisions like that can greatly alter the path of your life? Definitely. Because maybe you get diarrhea one time after that. But then because that diarrhea, you're late to something, or you decide, oh, I'm too sick, I'm not going to go do this thing. At this thing, maybe you were going to be given a great opportunity or meet somebody. Or be killed. Right, it could be anything.

It's crazy. It could be good or bad. That's what's so scary. And I feel like I always get locked into these things. I always, I'm the type of person where I, yeah, I get to the front of the line. I look at the menu and I go, well, I guess I'm getting the paddy milk. Yes, you, yeah. I will never change my eyes and say, well, I got to do this.

Yeah. I've seen you make this mistake many times. I do it all the time. Yeah. It's my number one flaw. It's an interesting, well, I would say the resting face might be number one, if that's true, if that's actually your resting face. I do not suffer from this problem of ordering. I have no, I have no problem with choosing things on a menu.

Yeah. I don't know what, but here's the downside. Oftentimes, I choose the wrong thing at a restaurant. Because I'm very sure. I'm very weak-willed in the ordering process. I need somebody else to make the decision for me. even in some way. You know what really

throws a wrench in it too? What? Different languages on the, on the menu. When you don't, I'm the Googler. Oh, see,

I don't have that kind of technology available to me. So I just kind of guess because I think, okay, this Latin root means this in English, maybe it's a similar kind of thing.

And it's usually very disgusting. You ever ask the waiter? What to get? Fuck, no. Dude, I got so fucking disrespected the other day. I tried doing it.

mean that? Because I was like, I just genuinely couldn't decide between two things. I was like, oh, do you think I should get? Like, which is better? Should I get this or this? And she was like, well, they're completely different. Dude. And I was like, I know that's what I'm asking you. You can't ask them, bro. What are you talking about? My wife. People have such attitudes. My wife will go to a diner with 500,000 things on the menu and ask the waiter. I would never say, what should I get? What's the best thing on the menu? I do like to say, should I get this or should I get this? I think that's a couple of questions. That's fair.

I like, because it's nice to take it out of your hands. That's why I usually... But I couldn't believe she said, they're different. Like, what the, if they're the same, what would I be asking you? I, uh, I usually stick. If I'm going to a restaurant, I usually stick to a special. And yeah, because that's, you know why, man? Because it's special.

And I'm a gambler. Yeah. Because the specials, sometimes they're not on the menu for a real reason. Yeah. And it's because they're made out of the oldest food in the entire kitchen. Yeah. But sometimes it's actually quite good. Oh, speaking of, of special.

my buddy JT shout out JT what you special on YouTube went to that restaurant that we went to with the crazy specials where oh the one in Philadelphia that we're talking about and he sent me did he get the move bombing? He said them more of ones

no there have other crazy ones that he sent me from like a different day yeah let me find did we talk about that on the show we did yeah I'm just gonna I'm gonna add us this is DLC for that

when we talked about that this ain't I hot breakfast platter no huevos Frencheros for Greg Abbott. Workers on Key Bridge were Spanish breakfast cassidia. Dollar Tree sells real Bibles French toast. Ban guns, not pulled pork, eggs Benedict. Josh Shapiro, 2028, blueberry waffle. I don't know who that is.

Dave McCormick's kids go to school in Connecticut scrambled. And lemon glory cakes. Why, how did they not go harder on lemon glory cakes? Come on, you got to have something better than that. It's so incredible to know that a place like that is always turning it over, too, that they have to come up with a full slate. They probably have a full staff of riders who were like rejects out of the Harvard Lampoon. Yeah. That they couldn't get a Simpson's job.

You know what it probably is. It's probably the lady who owns it or whoever, who writes those. And she probably is churning them out faster than they have new foods to attend. It's probably the ship's like, please stop. She's like, I have a new name. I have a new thing. We did think of a new food. Come on, we've had this special for six hours.

The shift is not over yet. we're not adding a special. God fucking damn it. Now I have to fight. What's that turkey and is a turkey rubid? I don't fucking know. It's also so funny to imagine like, yeah, the thing where it's like

where the person who's coming up with them is like going up to the chef and it's like, okay, I have an idea. What about the move bombing? What kind of food does that make you think of? Egg scramble. Chili? It's a breakfast place where they're always just saying,

I guess that's egg scramble? Yeah, I think it's probably a breakfast platter. Yeah. I didn't even think about that that she's like constantly coming in telling them I have the best idea for our new food they're like, what is it?

She says it's a 9-11 something. I don't know. You guys figure out the rest. Donald Trump raped his wife. Yeah. What does that remind you of? I guess another excrement. Are people going to want to order this? I don't know. Is this a restaurant? Is this a newspaper? It really

is a great. I mean, the food was amazing, though. It was great. I'm still thinking about it. Those chefs working under those extreme duress, I would say, that these chefs are working under. And yet they came out on top. That was really quite an amazing sandwich that I had. You could say they came out sunny side up. Yeah, so that would be, so maybe Neil Patrick Harris came out, sunny side up.

That would be one of her news items. I wish that it was. She just found it. It's all politics stuff. And Neil Patrick Harris is gay. Neil Patrick Harris, stunned in the Matrix Revolution. That's the next one. One of those Twitter headline bots that's like Selena Gomez stuns a new photo,

eggs gramble. Oh, that's a good idea. A menu that's all stuff like that. I would order every one of those items for those beautiful ladies that I love so much. I think that that lady should get away from all this politics and murder and cover-ups, conspiracy stuff. Go to celebrities. like people people magazine joe bought this when we were at the airport because he thinks that's

because he likes this is what adults he likes to act like an adult and he really does and this is definitely we should buy him a pipe he would smoke it he would smoke it he would inhale it and he would get very very sick yeah oh i actually speaking of menu items there is one menu item in here that that joe showed me that i remember from this what uh i i i let me find it find it this what an amazing magazine people magazine This is actually... I don't think I've ever opened one of these. I don't think I have either.

I remember getting really a big boner when I was a kid to the Dixie Chicks on the front cover of People magazine that didn't have shirts on. Dude, getting a boner from the cover and not even ever opening up, imagine it. Imagine what you were missing out on. Here's a boner every page, most likely, with stuff like this.

That lady's not very hot. She looks old. Oh, that's Bon Jovi. Oh, well, she's beautiful. She looks great. She's timeless, I'll say. A golden beauty. Where is this item?

This is literally an item that I... Oh my God, look at this picture of Ethan Hawk. He's not looking so good. He looks fucked up. You know, see how he's been writing poetry for all of his co-workers? Did he direct the black phone? No, he was simply in it.

It was directed by Scott Derrickson. The powerhouse director behind Dr. Strange and sinister. Wait, why did he do Dr. Strange in the middle of that? He did two of the scariest movies of all time and then Dr. Strange? Yeah, I think he did Dr. Stor. Was Sinister the one that's about a pedophile?

I never saw it. Oh. I think it's about an evil character. Oh. Sounds very bad. There's no way this shit's on the last page, bro. Dude, it's going to be so close to the end. I'm a fool for flipping through this to find this.

It's okay. You have to leaf through the entire thing. Zero, zero payoff. Here it is. Read it out, man. This is a menu item at our new restaurant. This? Yep. The Benny Blanco

What are you going to have for lunch? You know, for me, it's between I'm either going to do the steak and eggs or the Benny Blanco salted caramel crispy rice treats. The Benny Blanco Grimco's salted caramel crispy rice treats.

I think he writes a little blurb about how he wrote. He wrote a cookbook. This is his recipe. Holy fucking shit. Yeah. What would you rather have the Beni Blanco salted caramel or crispy rice treats or the Rocco di Sparito chicken

rotolatini with sage butter for dinner. Those are two very different things. Oh, so now you're acting like a waiter. That's what the waiter. Now you're acting like a fucking way. Should I have dessert or dinner? Both those look just okay to me.

Yeah. Let's see what the celebrity gossip is. Let's check the chatter guys. Okay. Not Travis. Jason Kelsey, the big jolly, the big jolly, the future Santa. Did he also play football? Yeah. Yeah. He did.

What is it with big brothers? What's it with big guys and playing football? Right. If I played football, I'd be little and I'd slither between people's legs. I'd be very, very skinny, but I would be, I would be mean. Yeah. Lean. I would bite. I find it unnecessary and problematic to the freedom that my boys like to enjoy. That's Jason Kelsey on not wearing underwear. So this is kind of... Oh, he's talking about his boys like his balls. Or he has multiple penises?

It doesn't say. Or he's talking about his butt cheeks. Boys could refer to a lot of different things. It's funny to talk to a magazine or his future sons. Yeah, because I thought, truly what I thought at first is that he had sons and that he was, he didn't want to wear underwear because he wanted them to have the freedom. The freedom to look at his dick print through his shorts. It may be what he's referring to.

Oh, here we go. Okay. Tell me if you can get. what celebrity this is. He is a powerful wizard. I'm sorry. I read that wrong. He's a powerful wizard.

Gandalf. No, you're close. Saruman. You're actually getting further. You think further. Sir Ian McCallon. No. It's Daniel Radcliffe, man.

If you're him, you can't be saying wizard. He said he has a wizard? I don't even know. I didn't even read the context. But you can't be saying wizard, bro. You spend your entire life. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is, this is the craziest quote of all time.

This is somebody wrote this where their brain was melt. Listen to this. Why do they put this in a magazine? What does this mean? He is a powerful wizard. I'm sorry, I read that wrong. He's a powerful wizard. Daniel Radcliffe sharing flattering lies he uses to get rescue dogs adopted on the late show with Stephen Colbert.

What? What the fuck is he talking about? He tells people that they're, that dogs are good at peeing. Good at peeing to get them adopted. it you know this guy he spent so much time trying to get away from the harry potter shit in fact he fucked a horse on camera and now he's using it to sell dogs yeah for free and now he's selling pissing dogs that piss all over the place that's really disgusting well octavia spencer thinks that the exorcist is the best book to screen adaptation okay he said the exorcist one of the

best not expecting that one of the best movies ever done in the genre uh somebody didn't see great Gatsby? Yeah. With Leo? Gatsby. Sorry, Gatsby? Leo, speaking of Leo, Leo may play Frank Sinatra.

That'd be a good casting. Sinatra's daughter, Tina, however, has not yet approved of the project. You shouldn't have to go to the fucking daughter. Yeah, who cares? Go to Sammy Davis Jr. You don't know shit about him. Yeah.

I know more about him than you do. He definitely was not involved in your life. He's fucking Frank Sinatra. He went to the moon. He flew to the song. Yeah, so he didn't really go to the moon. Yeah. Well, if you asked her, she probably would say he didn't go to the moon.

Oh, yeah. Oh, page 80, puzzler. What's that? It just says page 80, puzzler. Okay. We should start a celebrity gossip. I want to start a magazine. Podcast.

Oh, it's a crossword. What kind of... We're not doing this. No, that's a very dangerous game. Oh, wait, I remember... I remember looking at this with Joe. These are the funniest crossword clues at all time. Can I see what's on the back of that?

Okay. Yeah. Idriselba. Idriselba, shaking. hands with knuckles from Sonic. God, celebrities have the most amazing fucking lives. I want to join them. Okay, let's see if you can get any of these. All right. Parks and Blank sitcom nickname. Three letters. Three letters. Rec. Okay. Good. Okay. That would have been pretty embarrassing. Okay. Let's see here. As a UCB alum. Harry Blank. Film franchise for 18 across. 18 across.

Actress, activist who played Hermione Granger. Okay, so that's going to be Potter. Okay, good one. Okay, number 26. Blank and the Beast. Beauty. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, these are hard, but they're not that hard.

Black women. Greta Gerwig movie. White women. Close. Pretty close. Blank Hathaway. Ann. This is so funny.

Yeah. Maybe. Can you get me some fucking time? I'm doing the crossword. Blank Weasley, Hermione's pal. It's not enough to say blank weasley. Yeah. Wow.

That's amazing. What kind of time do you think you'd get on a crossword like this? Probably pushing an hour, right? Yeah. 30, 40 hours. You got to put in a lot of time. The thing is you really, when it's on paper, you've got nothing to check your work with.

You know, I watch, speaking of, you don't know when you're done. Speaking of Harry Potter, soon as you're coming up a lot. I watched the reunion. the one-hour special on HBO. Yeah. The reunion, because I'll say it, man, I love these movies. Was it good?

It made me cry. I fucking was tearing up. Was it a lot of look at us? Look how far we've come. It was a full look at us. Not only that, dude. I'm getting emotional just thinking about it. Not only that.

It's good we have the close-up today. Not only was it an amazing collection of all these memories. Uh-huh. But also they paired. them up in trios based on who spent the most time on set. Wow. So it's like based on who was the most friendly with each other. And let me guess

Harry Hermione run. Yeah, duh. Okay. But here's when you wouldn't, here's one you wouldn't think of. Malfoy, Crab, Goyle. Boyle. Boyle. No. What's his name? Boyle. Boyle. Boyle. No. Here was the unlikely pairing. Doyle. Malfoy. Dudley.

And I don't remember. the like one black guy in the whole movie that dates Jenny. I don't remember his name. But that was not the trio I was expecting. No. But they apparently had a lot of fun on set. Wow. Yeah. I was telling you before they made

a documentary about there was I guess a stunt double for Daniel Radcliffe who got either he either died or he got permanently paralyzed on the set and they made a documentary about him and they called it the boy who lived. Was he a grown man, right?

I think he was a, I think he was a grown man, but I think that he was like, I think he was, he like, did a bunch of the movies alongside Daniel Radcliffe. Like he was like, and then he got, yeah, some stunt. He like shattered his spine or something. Jesus Christ. And they're like, you know what, man, the boy who lived. We fucking got you. We're going to make an HBO special for you, man.

Everyone's going to watch this. Now I want to watch that too. You should watch it. I, because I'm not going to watch that, but I want to know what happens. I got you, man. Thank you. I fucking got. That's the kind of shit I really like.

I like any behind the scenes thing with any movie. Yeah, I love behind the scenes. And here's what I like, man. It's the two extremes. I like when they are like, oh, my God, these people are like family to me. Yeah. And then I also like Mad Max Fury Road. We hate each other.

Yeah, we don't like it. We don't want to ever. We will never talk to each other after this. I like the candid moments when they're not even talking about the movie and they're just doing something strange. You're dressed up like a monster. And they're just talking to each other. And they're talking about how the craft services people are really lazy. Yeah.

I fucking love that shit, man. Movies are so long. And that's why they're so powerful. They take you into their world for an hour or more. An hour, you know, these days, even upwards of two hours. Upwards. Upwards of two hours. Seriously, upwards.

And normally I don't like long movies, but I think that every movie should have the movie and then a full behind-the-scenes documentary double feature. Yeah, they should have the thing on HBO where it says stick around after the episode. Yes, because I like... Every movie should end with the director being like, so in this movie I wanted the character to have a journey. Exactly. And I'm already sitting there watching all the credits of I saw the TV glow, hoping that there's some kind of post-credit scene. Right. But please, please, please, everybody should be putting these in their movies.

Yeah. But if I had, if it told me before the credits even rolled, like a little lower third thing, like, and then the guy sitting next to the thing. stick around for after the movie to hear the actors talk about it. I love to see guys talk. Yeah. There's nothing better. I really enjoy that. And I would even take, if, if Regal or AMC wanted to pay the bastard Chris Hardwick to do a talking every single movie right after, I'd tune in. Dude, if I was born 10 years earlier, I would be, I would be on the recap podcast circuit so fucking hard. Yes, dude. I would be murdering that shit. Yeah. I would be destructing. I would be destroying it. But you can't do that anymore. Yeah. It's passe. It is. I mean, I don't even

know what I would do one of. The thing is, I don't either. That's the thing. I would, I would honestly do it. All I want to do is just watch something and then talk about it. I would not even be doing it. I'd say I would be murdering it, but what I would be doing is I'd be watching an episode of a show I'd never seen before. And then I'd record an hour. I'd be like, yeah, one was pretty cool. I would like this part. We should do one for something. Did you ever watch, like one of those really terrible NBC dramas when they were like churning them out like under the dome or flash forward dude we should do one of those we should do or grim yeah we should do a grim definitely something along the lives of green watchable kind of thing the thing is that they're making

shit like that at a rate that's never been before seeing they're making that stuff so like that now yeah but you just can't you don't ever learn about it anymore because no yeah because there's no tv people to watch. Yeah. But they're all on streaming services and stuff. But then now you'll like every once in a while I'll watch a pirated copy. I shouldn't say this. A pirated copy of a television show. And it still has all the ads built into it. It's wonderful. It is so fucking amazing. Yeah. It's like I can't but I took them for granted. Yeah, you do take them for granted. DVR was such a fucking, was the devil. DVR was a mark of the beast and we didn't even realize that we were missing out on, oh, what's this new game?

show yeah now and now I don't I forget about every single one of these shows Dvr go ahead deceit yes violence yeah repression let me think on that yeah you're right or the domain of vile really bad recordings yeah well yeah I guess it's recording did you have DVR grown up not growing up I remember getting DVR. I remember getting the TV, the first, like, you know, the proto-smart TV, meaning a TV that has a, like, a channel guide, the Verizon channel guide. You know what I mean?

And you can record stuff on that and be like, damn. It was amazing. Damn. Dude, I had a terrible set up. I wish that I still had a leap like that to have, but everything now fucking sucks. Yeah. I had Mom's House for, went to my dad's every other weekend. So Mom's House, no TV.

uh-huh didn't even have a TV in the living room wow she had a TV in her bedroom that my stepdad would watch i Frankenstein on almost every single night and then at when i would go to my dad's DVR big ass tv he's been recording every show so that we could watch them in a marathon style yeah so i would i would get all my tv out on friday saturday sunday every other week and it was so amazing bro yeah the dvr really was it was a life changer Because if I had been, thank God my parents got divorced when they did. Because if it had been any earlier, then first of all, a lot of the jokes from the office would have gone right over my head instead of hitting me square in the pineal gland where they ended up hitting me. But second of all, I would have just missed everything.

There was no ability to watch any of this shit. You also want to think about the two Christmases, you want that to start as early as possible so you can get maximum value. That's true. Because you have a finite lifespan. I can't believe that like Nate Silver or one of these people hasn't done like an analysis of like the actual material benefit of divorce. It's, uh, it the growth is so much more the earlier. Yeah. It's going to keep stacking up.

Exactly. And especially if you have a rule of double presents every year. Right. And if your parents get remarried, that's a step who has to give you a present. And then they get divorced again. And you were very close to the steps. Four. Now you have an amazing amount of Christmases.

You have a four. A quadra. You have a quadra Christmas. A quadmus. I always thought about, I think that if my mom and stepdad got divorced, I think I would still chill with him. Yeah? Yeah, I think I would go and I would chill at his house.

And I think it would be really, it would probably, he would probably end up being my favorite parent. Because it's like, he's not going to make me do the dishes. I'm just a guy. Yeah. I'm just a fucking random guy. You're a friend, yeah. Yeah, he would just be my, my OG.

Yeah. And I would just go over to his house and we would. Yeah, he'd be my uncle. I'd go over to his house. We'd watch movies and drink beer. That would be sick. I'd be so fucking awesome. I have to play.

I have to. It's a parent, reverse parent trap. I have to do a reverse parent trap. That movie was, uh, they should do a reverse parent trap where the kids are trying to get their parents to get divorced.

That's a great idea. That is a really, really good idea. Framing each parent for like, I mean, yeah, what would you, uh,

you make it look like the dad's cheating. Yeah, that's obvious. You make it look like the, You dress as the dad, you hit the mom. She's all confused that he's so short. Getting just railed in the stomach by her own son. That was what it would be if it was boys.

Because you watch Parent Trap. Yeah. No boy would ever come up with this idea. Who would want this? Yeah. The parents haven't seen each other in years. Why don't you just chill with your twin? It's a disgusting.

It's a disgusting manipulative, of Machiavellian. It's disgusting. Why would you do that? It's wrong. Why would you do that to your parents? They made a fucking choice. They made a fucking choice.

They were, they're adults. And also, they seemed happy. That's, that's, it's the same. It's, that's a kid who hits their mom in the head with a hammer. Yeah. That's the same level of psychosis. I agree. Stay out of that business. Do not be trying to.

That is not your life. No. And also, you, you're, you're, you're a kid. You're 10 years old. You don't know anything about love. You don't know shit. Also, your understanding of everything has been halved because you're a twin. Right.

So you only have half of the understanding of anything. So you're going to fuck it up. It's a cry of psychic pain. Yeah. And how many kids ruined their parents' lives trying to get them back together after watching that movie? And also pierce their ears, which a lot of people don't realize is one of the most dangerous parts of that movie is that it shows.

It's like the anarchist cookbook. It's showing kids how to pierce their ears at camp. Yeah. So many kids walked away. And a lot of people would use a lemon instead of an apple because they get confused. Was that movie based on a... a true story? A hundred percent.

It has to be. How else would you think of something like that? No adult would think of this. Most things that are too crazy to think of must have happened. Yes.

Stranger than fiction. Stranger than fiction. Which also is a movie that really happened. That movie. Yeah. Was a very disappointing family movie night. Yeah, that was tough.

That was a really tough. Ooh, we like Elf. Oh, yeah. This is going to be like Elf. No. No, no, no. It's fucking deep and it will shake you to your fucking core.

You know, it was a really tough one. It actually, that movie, I just want to say really quick, that movie is what's so incredible, that movie is just how deep and profound it is. And it just makes you kind of question reality, like, am I a book? What does it mean to be a guy from a book? I would say that I would have, that would be, I think there's no way I'm a book. I would say it's very unlikely that I'm a book.

That would be a very bad book. There would be a lot of like. Can I say any of the people, not because I know, anybody, if they were a book, that would be my favorite book in the world. Anybody who's just alive right now, is a book where they do nothing? Yeah, that would be pretty good. That would be the best book I've ever read. Do you ever think about if somebody told you you have to write an autobiography? Uh-huh.

The part for most autobiographies, the best part is the 20s. Right. For me, it would be the most boring part of the book. I hope. easily this is the most boring do you think people who write autobiographies like I feel like if you write an autobiography everybody you know is gonna like

dude dude fuck all like they read it dude like that was the dude like what are you talking about bro this shit is not you're just lying what are you doing? You have to lie even even beyond line just though I'm sure that the way that people talk about themselves like being like yeah and I resolved at that moment dude shut up

what's your name from Uncut Jims Julie Julia Fox she wrote an autobiography She did. And apparently, you know, I don't mean to get all people magazine crossword, but she spills a three-letter word. The three-let. She spills the-oh, the tea. Yeah.

The tea. Yeah. She spills the tea on a lot of people. And she just changes their names, but then says, like, exactly where they were, where she took a photo with them, what they did. That is all, like, kind of public stuff. So Kanye West's ex-wife, Schmim. Smim, Schmar, Daschian. or Cardet, no. Car smashian.

Car smashian. There we go. Cardassiar. Yes. She has a large rear bottom. Kit Kardashian. Yeah, I think that I wanted to do a tell all. Maybe I'll just write a tell all memoir right now.

You should write a tell all memoir. That'd be a great idea. Everybody should write it. Shmallick's Schmores. I would go that again, that would be another book I would read the fuck out of as a tell all memoir by a normal person and they're just talking about people they know who have no idea who they are. That would be the most incredible book of all time.

Like, not even somebody who lives in a city. I'm addicted to fucking drama. Yeah, someone who lives in like a really middle town. Just reading somebody's shitty drama? Yeah. Well, that's kind of what. That's what Twitter is. Yeah, I guess that's kind of what a lot of stuff is.

But a book, a novel? An entire book front to back. A memoir? Like, told, like, also, you know what I would do if I did a memoir? I would do third person. I would do the entire thing from third person. And I would do a lot of like, and he didn't know it yet. that kind of thing.

I would end everything with but things were about to get. But things were about to get very interesting beginning of the next chapter. Little did he know. And so to the new apartment he moved. With nothing but a security deposit

and his new shirts. That would be an amazing experience. Yeah. Okay. Speaking of, we have to get it. Biographies. Is this what this is? So we,

As you can tell, we're missing a member. And we didn't really have that much time. It's a long weekend. It's been a long weekend. We were, listen, it was a weekend of day drinking. Yeah. Eating paddy melt sliders. That was this weekend.

That was this weekend. So you're still in recovery mode. Yeah. I think that's what fucked me up this past bout. Day drinking. Patty melt sliders. I. TV.

Yeah, TV. I'll say it, man. Fuck it. Yeah, fuck it. I'm not going to. I don't give a fuck it. I'm not going to sit here and lie to. you people. I watched fucking hours

of TV this weekend. The weather was amazing. The weather was so nice. So we did not plan very so much ahead. So instead of that, we decided to grab two things from the table over there. From the table over there. This I don't think we've ever cracked into. I brought

so I'll tell you what this is. What is this? This is a book that is called Ivanka Trump, more than just Donald Trump's daughter by Talia Rose. And what this is is my fiance's uncle is a little bit of a cheeky bugger and he knows that

he said for his Christmas gifts every year the members of her family that are Republicans he gives them liberal themed gifts and the members of the family that are liberal he gives Republican themed gifts

to get a rise a funny joke rise so this is one of those print to order crazy Amazon books he probably searched Trump and got this. And got this to get this to get this to my fiance.

It looks. And this has entered into my possession now. I have to, she didn't want it for some reason. Why not? It's a fucking liberal. This guy's a bit of a shit stirrer. Yeah, a little bit of a, a little bit of a mischief maker, which I, a trickster. I mean, listen, I like it, but. So let's listen to the, so first of all, there's a dedication here. Okay. Dedicated to all the working mothers who are constantly trying to master the art of balancing work with parenthood. Okay. So now I kind of am understanding the perspective of the book based on the cover

and the bad look of it, I thought that maybe it was going to be some kind of like romance novel. No. Well, I guess you could say that perhaps there was some romance involved because she's a mother. Jared. Jared. Jared got involved. You know what happened?

What happened to Jared, man? I haven't heard about him in a long time. Mr. Cush? Here's the table of contents. Okay. Eight chapters. Introduction. A short biography. the first speech. Wow. An interview.

Some famous quotes. Interesting facts. The last speech conclusion. I want to jump, maybe, you know, stop me if this is too crazy, but I kind of want to hear the quotes. Okay.

And what's nice about this table of contents is there's no page numbers. Oh, as well as no page numbers in the book. That's good. But that's because they don't want you to know it's 20 pages long. See, this would be,

if I was Ivanka Trump, this would be insulting. What did you want to jump to you? The quotes? The quotes. I want to hear some of these quotes. All right. I forget which chapter that was,

but shouldn't be too hard to find. Is she a milf? I don't know. Is the, now that he's gone, can we say it? Is she? Because I'm unsure.

It's not my, not my world. She looks a little Star Wars. She looks a little Thundercats. I think that she looks a little. Thundercats Masters of the Universe a little bit. Yeah, she looks too much. like Trump, maybe.

But also not enough like him. Nothing demonstrates a person's personality better than his or her quotes and comments. Here are a few of Ivanka's best quotes. Okay. What do we got? Real estate is my life. It is my day job, if you will.

But it consumes my nights and weekends, too. Wow. That is an amazing quote. That really means a lot. Yeah. To her. And to me is. Somebody who's reading it.

When you roll up your sleeves and set to work in a bunch of different areas, you can't help but help yourself. Wow. Okay. This is a, here's a, here's a quote. Okay. If people think I'm just the boss's daughter, wait. They're deceived. Yeah.

I'm not just the boss's daughter. You've been deceived. You've been deceived by just my look. the harder you work, the luckier you get. I think it's the human condition and be frequently embarrassed by your parents. I think my dad is highly gender neutral. If he doesn't like someone, he'll articulate that.

And I think it's also part of what resonates about him. He'll say what he's thinking. This seems like they caught something at the beginning of the quote that they weren't supposed to write down. I think my dad is highly gender neutral. Okay. So that's a breaking story right here. Donald Trump, gender neutral.

Okay, here are the facts, because there's not very many quotes. Okay. She is Jewish. Really? Well, by marriage, though. She only eats kosher and observes Sabbath. Says that. Okay.

She is a good friend of Chelsea Clinton. Friendship always trumps politics, and that's how it should be, she said. Oh, that's all the facts. How does that pan out? It's two things. It's one page of facts. How does that, they can't be friends, man. they must hate each other his dad thinks that his

her dad is of her dad thinks that uh chelsea's dad is a fucking like pedophile demon yeah i don't think that that would be very can you spin the nights the sleepovers are going to have a lot of tension there i think yeah but also it could bring them together in a romeo and juliet kind of way their houses are enemies i listen i would like to see avonca trump and chelsea clinton romeo and juliet when are we are going to fucking get someday a romeo and juliet that's a democrat and republican why if somebody has somebody not done that yet why that has to be coming down the pipeline right some fucking idiot such a good idea america's so divided right now yeah a british guy yeah it's

always a british guy yeah it's gonna be alex garland yeah yeah it'll be that guy is he british yeah yeah fuck him exactly dude that's so fucking annoying that's so funny fuck you bro that is the wackest shit ever i know it's crazy he was a true blood no he's just sitting over there fantasizing about millions of people fucking dying and what a bastard it's so funny and the movie sucked yeah i saw the last 15 minutes of it on uh on a somebody recording it on a camera in the movie theater that's the best part of the movie the last 15 minutes and you know what i noticed though it had probably the worst set dressing i've ever seen of any movie ever where it's supposed to be like washington dc in a full war zone and every

buildings, they didn't even bother to make it look like the glass was shattered in like the giant glass office buildings. It looked so fucking stupid. All right, guy. Let's talk. Let's talk movies. All right. Let's talk movies. Let's talk movies. What's coming out, man. Furiosa. Yeah. Joker 2. Joker 2. And I got to say, man, Joker 2, I'm a bit excited for this. I'm excited for this. I'm a bit excited for this. Here, let me tell you what I didn't really like the first one very much. I thought that I liked the first one, but I thought it was really dumb. Yeah. The, it is funny to me. I'm sure a million people have said this before. I'm sure this is well trodden territory, but it's very, very funny to imagine any universe where the Joaquin

Phoenix Joker could be fighting Batman. Yes. Batman gets the bat signal. I really want that. Batman, he just danced down some stairs. He's running around. Batman, you got to get him. He beat up one guy. Oh, my God, he has a gun. He has a girlfriend in this one. Batman. Get up. Yeah, he has a gun. Batman, you have to get here right now. he's whipping everyone up into a tizzy. Everybody's... Everyone thinks he's cool, Batman. Go quickly!

Batman! He puts stuff on his face. He's not that scary. He's really not that scary. It's so funny. Yeah, that he would be a villain. Yeah, he's not really a villain, man. He just... Batman, his whole life's fucked up.

He hates his mom. You gotta get him. Things are going. Not so good for him, Batman. He forgot to take his medication. I guess he did kill Robert De Niro. That's the one. He did one kill or two kills. Even then, Batman shouldn't be on the one kill two kill.

No, I agree. And the Joker is supposed to be a, a Hitlerian level evil. He's supposed to be more evil than Hitler. He's supposed to be the most evil guy of all time. Yeah. You can't have him be so excited he has a girlfriend. You can't have him be, I mean, it's just not. Batman, you've got to break him up.

You got to break him up. She's bad for Batman. She's completely bad news. Batman, if you don't, if you don't, if you don't, end this relationship right now he's going to sink low into another bathtub. He's going to hurt himself, Batman.

Batman is going to hit his head on the door on purpose. I think that yeah, it should not have even been called the joke. It should be such a good movie if it was the clown.

Oh my God if it was the clown. Just get him out of Gotham. He doesn't need to be involved in Gotham at all, man. Gathers say leave Gotham for Killer Crock or it should have been a movie about Killer Crock getting a girlfriend. They should make a movie

like that about Killer Crock. yeah that's a great idea my life sucks i'm just a crocodile i was like sit down here i eat poop and i oh my god a green poop i'll eat it oh i'm strong now that would be good that would be good he that might he i think killer crock start as a crocodile you have to imagine i thought he was a guy who just happened to get like that i like the idea that he was a crocodile first because i like the idea of an animal who is a fine a ninja turtle yes exactly Yeah. I really like that.

That's a much more fun way to put it. Yeah. But I'm guessing all of it's going to be... Would you ever go on an expedition into New York City sewer system? I would be scared of seeing a rat king. Yeah. Would you... If you could get like fully kidded out, like biohazard suit?

Am I invincible? Sure. Wouldn't that be cool? I mean, it would be cool, but it would be very scary. It would be terrible. Do you think there's people living down there? Oh, for sure. Have you ever seen the fucking YouTube videos of the...

Well, they live in the train stations and stuff, I know. the like tunnels, right? There's like, well, people say there's, there's, there's mole people. Yes.

Yeah. And it's one of those things where people go like, well, you know, that's actually real, right? Uh-huh.

But they're just guys. Yeah, they're just guys. They don't have, I don't think they're like a city, man. Yeah. I don't think they're mole people.

Well, the one that's kind of mole people is the one in Vegas. Those are a little bit mole people. It is crazy. I've seen, yeah, I've seen some videos of people who like live in like sewage drains and stuff. I saw an interview with one guy where he was like,

I'll go and I'll get a couple of bucks and then I'll just go to the casino and try to win a million dollars. That guy has it fucking figured out. It's crazy. If you're going to be homeless. If you're going to be homeless, you should be living in Las Vegas. You go and you get

free drinks while you fucking just spin slots all day. And then eventually, you're going to hit a jackpot. Yeah, it's bound to happen. And then you have you double it. You have 365 times more chance than anybody who is fucking visiting Vegas on a business trip. A

tourist you literally you hit it every day yeah you're about the life you're yeah you're not a tourist no not at all yeah you live there and also you get a i mean would you rather hang out at a fucking public library stinking up the place or a sewer or an amazing sewer and then a casino half the time in a casino they should put casinos in the sewers they would make that is how we solved the homeless problem we just put one or two slot machines on every street corner that only homeless people can use you have to scan a card that proves your homeless to use it to pull the lever they don't in Boston they don't have the slot machines and the gas stations do they no that is so fucking awesome man it's incredible yeah I read that they started doing that in North Carolina like when

I left thank God yeah because I would be one of those you know in in a lot of they do it kind in in New York but I feel like it's more common than like tiny gas stations and other in small towns people treat the gas station like as a bar and they just kind of sit there and drink and like sit at the slot machine i think that that life would do me pretty well yeah i think that i would do pretty fucking well i miss the casino yeah i need to go back no i need to go back badly we need to build up but we need to come back with a vengeance with a more amount of money to spend yeah than ever before we need to take it by storm we need to bring 10 10 racks in a duffel i need fucking racks bad 10 racks in a duffel if it's all in hundreds it's not going to look like

that much money. It's going to be a pretty empty duffle. But then people point that out, I say, well, yeah, of course, you're packing in it. Yeah. But then people say, like, oh, your duffles pretty empty. And I say, yeah, for now. Yeah. Wait. That is the, one of the funniest movie jokes ever is in Dodgeball when he says, when he's like, and I'll offer you a million dollars. And he opens a briefcase. It's like, dude, it's tax bills. It doesn't look like it does in the movies. That's good. I was talking with Brian and Noah the other day because we were watching, uh, we were watching,

happy Gilmore which is a funny movie I never saw it check this out rank them Carrie Sandler Farrell Stiller

Carrie Sandler Ferrell Stiller Ferrell Will I was thinking Colin Farrell What the bloody

I know I was thinking Farrell's not fair I you know I have to be honest I'm not a feral head I don't really fuck with him very much Okay

I think I watched Elf too many times as a kid And I really don't like his stick I feel like he does not have that much range And I don't really like what he does that much Will Farrell I'm sorry He's a fucking moron He's an idiot

I'm a huge fan of you I like old school I like elf And I like stepbrothers And Stranger Than Fiction And Stranger than Fiction That's a fucking hilarious movie. Who was the fourth guy?

Stiller. Stiller. Stiller. Stiller. Carrey, Sandler, Farrell, Stiller. I don't think I ever watched this. I don't think I ever watched a Sandler. My parents didn't like Sandler when I was growing up, so I didn't get exposed.

Sandler is for the working class. Yeah. Okay. Stiller is for geniuses because he knows to direct the movie. I think my parents had pretensions. Oh, my God. Well, because he liked crap. I guess so. Yeah. I think my dad was more of a carry and feral head.

I would put Kerry at the bottom. Carrie, I wouldn't put, you know, I guess I think he probably belongs at the bottom. But if it's personal preference, I do, I do, I am fond of him from time to time, man. I would say as an actor, Carrie might be at the top. But for comedy movies. Okay, if we're taking everything with everything, Farrell does have to go at the top because of, because of his impact. yes and his and who he's brought up yes i mean think about all the people that wouldn't exist i mean and gary sancho gary sancho my favorite guy gary sancho where is he glia sancho where are they

what are they up to lately yes and all but ben stiller ben stiller brought his very funny parents right he brought them into the fold so that's pretty impressive it is great you know i like stella i love stella i like stella and curb i think that i got to go we have to make a curb style show Oh, of course. We should make an auto fiction curb show where we film it every day. Well, the thing is... We have nothing else we're doing with our lives. Let's film.

Let's shoot for eight hours a day. Might as well. Just what we do, whatever we're doing that day. The thing is, when you've reached the top, like he did with television, like we have a podcasting, that's all there is to do is tell the story of how it happens. We're at the top. Yeah. I would say we're at the above the top. Yeah.

In a different stratosphere. We've entered the stratosphere. I'm going to go... Stiller. Farrell, Sandler, Carey, final answer. I think I can agree with that. I might switch Carrie and Sandler

just because I'm not familiar with Sandler. Sandler has some heaters, but he also has little dicky. Okay, bro. Or not Little Dicky. High Decker. Highdecker? Oh, don't.

Andre. Yeah. Yeah. Fielder. Fielder, yeah, yep. Hydecker, Andre. Fielder. Hart.

Harmon. Not an actor, but we're throwing him in. there. Wow. Royland. Royland? Roiland and Harmon? No.

It's Royland. All right. Controversial pick. Controversial pick coming in. Yeah. Okay. What's it going to be? Royland.

Has Royland ever been in anything live action? Besides YouTube George. He's about that action. He's about that fucking action. He's been in a lot of different videos. He likes girls that are barely alive. Yeah. The level below barely legal.

likes the action. I think I've got to go Heideker, fielder, Andre, Royland. Wow. You better hope that Andre doesn't hear about this. Andre is not putting you on his next tour, bro.

Andre, I love you, man. He's not taking you to Rio de Janeiro. I would love to go to Rio. And listen, it's not going to Brussels. It's not an indictment on you, Andre. No. It's the competition.

Right. You have to be judged against your peers. Right. And you're just not beaten motherfucking Heideker. No. I'm sorry, bro. But when it comes to... Okay, this is...

I take back what I said about making a curb show. This is what we're going to make an inside the NBA show. Oh, that's a great idea. About old comedy. That's such a great idea. Charles Barkley talking about... It should build a set and just do it every week. It's so stupid.

I like, you know, Greg Turkington's actually even funnier to me than Tim Hiddeke. Oh my God. We should build a full. That is so. Yeah. I think it's good. We saw the hoop behind us that we have to go race to every once in a while. Yeah.

I will gladly take Barclay. Yeah. I will grow. I think that I think that you have, you could be the Ernie. Okay. I think you could definitely be the Ernie, which may sound. insulting because it's not Shaq or Barkley, but... I don't want to be Shaq or Barkley.

I think that Ernie is the... Well, then you're racist. Why? Well, because they are... They get laughed at, man. Yeah, because they're funny. No, man. Because they're funny.

If you think that people are laughing with them and not at them, you're sorely fucking mistaken. The show is a humiliation ritual. It's not a humiliation ritual. You sound like Cat Williams. They don't put Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal on TV to make fun. They're humiliating them. I'm making them talking about the NBA.

Something they know nothing about, which is kind of true. They're kind of really not that smart about it. But, no, I think that you would be Ernie because, first of all, you're a spiffy dresser. Okay. You know, spiffy dresser. Second of all, you get that old head energy that a show like that just craves. Sure, I can make some old. You have to have the old head energy.

Yeah, you guys are talking about Turkington versus Heidecrum. You cut him and be like, now what about red skeleton? Yeah. Where does red skeleton fit in? here. And me and Pat could say, we don't know what that is. Did you say a red skeleton? That would be something that we would probably do a lot. Yeah, that would be honestly the best show of all. I would watch that show. Of course. And it would be on TBS instead of TNT. Yeah. And it would just be... TNT. What an awesome name for a TV show network. It would be right in between. They'd be like doing a rerun of Tropic Thunder going into a rerun of stepbrothers.

And then they would talk about, yeah. In the middle. and here comes a halftime report dude a fucking oh my god this is the best show ever it's like a it starts out and it's like a it's like a you know one of those double feature shows where they like the movie host like introduces

it and in between they talk about the trivia and stuff and after it it's a full like panel discussion yes honestly though the more I think about it we should not change the cast it should it shouldn't be us it really should be yeah we just have to teach them everything Ernie Chuck and Shaq yeah and Kenny I mean

Kenny would be Julio. Yeah. I hate to say it, but Julio's Kenny beats. You're a complete Kenny in pretty much every way. Julio is our Kenny beats. Yeah, I think about it. Okay, I have to do a massive peepee. Okay.

So we have to stop. I guess the, what's the shareholder meeting we said was the Thursday? Did we say 30th, Julio? Do you remember? I think we did say 30th. I don't. You don't remember.

Okay, I think we said, yeah, Thursday 30th at 6 p.m. That's tomorrow. I guess if you're listening to this today. which is today, which is today. Happy Wednesday. And let us know if you like the new camera set up with the very... The close-ups, I thought it would be funny, but I'm disgusted by myself. Oh, that's okay.

At least... Look at this. Other people are going to enjoy it. All right, I'm going to go pee right now. Bye. Well, I'll just do another 30 minutes. Is there any good character or any good creatures in the new ones? They have those little, like, the things that...

thought we're going to be they have uh oh yeah babu freak is cool what's babu frick he's go meow fuck oh fuck me is that the thing that has a flu milk fuck me fuck me fuck me i'm a fucker yeah babu frick does it oh that thing yeah he does that i want to fuck i'm ready to fucking eat pussy he doesn't say this he said what we're translating it from the back you don't speak that what he says we'll speak babu that's what he says i speak freak speak freak i The thing I did like in the new movie. He's Baboo freak. That's why he's talking like that all the time.

I want to see your baboos. Let me see them. Does he have the boobs? His name translates to boob freak. Yeah. He's a freak for boobs. Okay. I like front shots only.

I'm a freak for baboos. Front shots. I like that. I like the milk animal.