Podcast About List - Ep. 293 - BustMysters

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

BustMysters is a science entertainment podcast episode, developed by Jubio and produced by America's Sullivan The Frog Enterprises. The episode premiered on the Podcast About List Channel on June 5, 2024. It was broadcast internationally by YouTube and Spotify worldwide. The show's original hosts Cameron Fetter, Caleb Pitts and Patrick Doran, used elements of the scientific method to test the validity of rumors, myths, movie scenes, lists, Internet videos, and news stories. Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

All right, guys. Roll the intro. And then I guess it goes right here. Do we go right here? Is it playing? And I have a strong feeling that Julio will be playing it as I say this. I thought it would be playing. No, it already played.

He edited it in and posted. Okay. Okay. Yeah, he's editing this part out. Welcome to. I saw a bus driver. I saw a bus driver debacle. on the way over here.

Really? I saw a bus driver. No, fucking what. Yeah, listen. I saw two bus driver. Well, one bus driver. The other one was in a bus. But one, first of all,

I've never seen one just walk down the street. I didn't know that they could do. Really? I see the bus driver walk. The bus driver always parks on my street and gets out and goes to the store. That's crazy. It's not crazy to me anymore. When I was in Oakland,

I was on the bus. I was taking a bus to Berkeley, and the bus driver pulled over. for five minutes and just started watching YouTube on his phone. They do that sometimes whenever they switch shifts or it's like a weird one in the middle of the day and they have to hit the time.

If they're too fast, they will stop over at a place where like a bunch of people are going to get on and they will just fucking park it and watch YouTube. That's crazy. I think it's a great job to have. Yeah. But I saw this bus driver, one bus taking a really fucked up turn and his bus driver on the street

screams at the other bus driver and says, hey, who the fuck told you to take? could turn that wide. What the fuck is wrong with you? Wow. And the bus driver that was driving double middle finger Homer Simpson style going down into the sand pit. Turn my headphones up. And he was, the guy on the street was fuming. And as a bus walks away or drives away, this bus driver starts walking in the same direction like, like screaming at him. Oh my God. It was amazing beef that I'd never, I'd never even bus drive a beef. I thought they all were on the same side because they always get on to when they switch shifts and they're like,

aha. Yeah, you see the and they honk at each other when they drive by each other. I don't know if you've noticed that. I've noticed that. It's a little honking way. But I guess it makes sense because they, you know what? They must hate being around each other because I ain't never seen two bus drivers on the same bus. That's true.

That one gets on, the other one gets the fuck off. I've never seen a bus driver. Except in a double decker. A bus driver is driving another bus driver home. I've never seen that. Never seen it. The second a bus driver gets on, the other one leaves, he pieces out. I feel like the honk and wave thing I've always thought was like because they know each other but maybe it's like the jeep wave oh this guy's also driving a

bus yeah how much like they know each other it's not like they have uh it's not like they're all sitting next to each other that's just all they don't know yeah what they don't spend time with each other they don't have like a there's not like a break room it would be like if you it's like if you worked at McDonald's and you were traveling and you saw someone at across the country who worked at different McDonald's you go and wave to them because you give them you give them little respect because you're still wearing your McDonald's uniform when you're on vacation I know what it's Like, yeah, standing there at McDonald's. Ah, yeah, no, I don't miss the one back home.

It's going to be pretty weird getting to work every day and your job is a car that you get into. You're like, oh, I got to go to work and it's a car. Well, bro, that's truckers lives every day. As well as Uber's. And, yeah. You know, see, I didn't even consider. They have lot lizards for Uber drivers. They do.

I think I'm one. I think I am one. Yeah? Yeah, dude. Is that how you tip? Well, with conversation. Ah, sparkling with. Because you know that I put on my Uber profile loves to talk.

And then I get in there. Yeah, I get in there. And I start talking to them about different food. I asked them if they were the Uber driver who delivered my food earlier that day. They usually aren't. Do you know the one who did? Yeah. So do you know Ramon?

Yeah. Do you know Ramon? I'm sure that works in a small town. Wendy's. Maybe this will jog your memory. Your food's here. Yeah, that's what he sounds like. He's a really nice guy.

order for Caleb? Yes. See, that's like, Ramon is like a classic neighborhood staple. He's always walking around with a bag of my food and bringing it to my house. Yeah.

Hey, we all know this guy. We know this Uber. I'm sure that happens in small towns, though, because there's like, I've taken Uber's in, like, New Hampshire where it's like the same driver. Oh, yeah. You get dropped off and picked up from the bar

by the same person. Yeah. Yeah, and you, they always are like, that is your right? You had a good time? Yeah. you remember me from before yeah exactly you've been grinding for four dollars an hour they've been waiting outside the bar you've been spending a hundred times their their daily salary yeah on 16 beers yeah on 16 beers in arcade games yeah at blue post on on new year's eve what's blue post it's a bar oh is that the one we went to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with the pop a shot and stuff that was a good spot that place was a good bar every bar should have a pool table table and a basketball game

and maybe a Mortal Kombat or something or long of those guns. A gun thing. A gun thing. A pinball is great. A pornographic pinball I would say

as well as a bartender and a full stock of drinks. We don't need all of that. That's OD man. That's way O'D. No, no. Honestly. A box can be a token machine,

a bunch of prizes and about 40 arcade games and your entire family. Some stools. Well, some, I prefer seats or couches. Okay. Tell me you've never been to a bar and you've only been to a living room. I've been to a bar, man. There's a table in the middle.

There's the TV. No, man. The table's against the wall unless you're in a hotel. There's like six remotes. A fancy hotel. A fancy hotel. You're describing a couch. No, I'm not. No, a bar is a chair with a long chair where you can fit. A couch isn't even a long chair. There's a lot of bars. Tell me you've never seen a chair without or a couch. A couch. A couch. A couch is a bed. That's cat.

A couch can be a bed. At night it is. In the day it is. In the day, it's not a bed. If it's a bed at night, you are living a bad life. If it's a, oh my God, this isn't a true proverb. Okay. Couch at, couch is bed in morning.

Okay. Couch's bed at night. You're not delight because you're being forced to sleep on the couch. Wife is fight. Couch is bed in the afternoon. Your life is going gooned. So what language? Because you get to sleep on the couch or in the day.

That's the life. It should be it's, it's couch is bed at night. Wife is fight. Uh-huh. Couch's bed at day. Coutes bed at day. You must be gay. You don't have a wife.

Yeah, you must be gay. But the point is that when the couch is bed in the day, you're probably been watching TV and eating peanuts. No. And then you fall. Peanuts, dude. It doesn't have to be peanuts. No, it's not mine.

I was just watching the Simpsons and Homer likes peanuts. Okay. He talks about them like every episode. What? He talks about donuts. He talks about peanuts a lot. No, you're mixing up donuts and peanuts. No, no, no, no.

Watch this, ready? I just watched the episode where he said, where Otto's playing the guitar. And he says, can you turn that thing down? I can't hear myself think. And then he turns it down and he thinks, I want some peanuts. Okay, so that's one episode. Okay, here's another one. I found this money under the couch.

I wanted peanuts. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Explain, you can buy peanuts. Okay. That's another peanuts. Maybe I've made a crucial error. in doubting your Simpsons? You better stop right now

because I don't have another one. What's canonically likes peanuts? What's with Homer Simpson in these damn nuts? He likes donuts? You come in me, you better not miss, bro. I know what Homer likes.

That's my bad. You do have a Homer shirt on made out of his skin. That's true. That's Santa's little helper. It could be. It's a damn dog. Yeah.

He likes peanuts. He likes donuts. He likes donuts and his family's nuts. Yeah. And he got big yellow nuts. And his whole town is nuts. There's a whole whole town. His whole town is.

The town is full of nuts. How does anybody get a fucking single thing done in that shit town? I wouldn't even like to leave there. They gentrified the fuck out of Springfield, too. Well, that's the... They live in a giant house. Yeah. People always post that online and say like, oh, in the 90s,

you could get a giant yellow cartoon house with yellow wife on the salary of a guy who works at a green factory. You could get kids whose head is their hair. Yeah. Literally only on the salary. of a nuclear plant safety coordinator. Yes. What of the lowest-tier job?

Isn't that a low-to-your-job? I feel like everyone says like, oh, yeah, you could get that, like, you could get that house or, like, with that job. I feel like that's a pretty high-paying job. That's definitely a high-paying job. Everyone's a security clearance.

Yeah. You have to be like, I think you have to take like a, basically an IQ test to get a job like that. Yeah. And Homer pass. I think you have to do what Oppenheimer did

in the movie Oppenheimer. Draw. Get yelled at in a white room. Fuck a. pussy. He did that a couple times. Yeah, that's what I didn't like about that movie. Why do you, do we I don't know all the sex of every

guy that is, they make a movie about? Yeah. They should have gone into Benny Safte's character's sex life. Yeah, I agree. I like loose. Yeah. Man, he really bricked that accent. I'm going to be, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. Apparently

that's what the guy really sounded like. Really? Nobody knows, dude. It was in the fucking 1800. There was no fucking recording. of this asshole. They had recordings back in the 1800s unless I'm just thinking of fallout. You can get a recording of Lincoln's voice.

Is there a recording of Lincoln's real voice here? When was the phonograph from? Is that Thomas Edison? Yeah, that's Edison. I don't know, man. Well, that was wax, right? It was wax cylinders. Yeah.

Which, by the way, that sucks. That sounds like shit. That's what records are, man. No, that's vinyl. They're made of wax. They're not made of wax. I think he got you.

It's called Put It on Wax. No, no, no, no. That was a phrase that Edison tried to make happen, which didn't. After Vinyl took off and he was like, no, I'm bringing you guys back to Wax. I got that shit on Wax at home is what he says. Why do I feel? What's what cassette tapes are made of? Well, how do I feel like vinyl was actually?

No. None of them are made of wax, but the phonograph. Did Nicol a Tesla invent vinyl records? No. No. He invented some kind of coil. Plumbing? Cloning.

Oh. He didn't invent cloning. He invented coils. Christian Bale did. He invented an electric ball. Yeah. But then they show that thing and everybody, and they're like, oh, everybody, it was this whole thing in that movie, the prestige where they turn on the big ball machine. And they're like, and people didn't understand.

I love a big ball machine. He invented a big ball machine. That would be a better movie. No, no. My God, they've got me so big. And then at the end of the movie, all the tanks. filled with just his big ass nuts sex that he was

having to cut off because they're growing too big yeah a big ball machine like nickel at Tesla because he was an inventor for the people

yeah he didn't care about what the government wanted no and he didn't care about money he was invented cool shit like a

he invented the propeller hat yeah really did he invent the remote control he did that was John remote the universal that was John remote

control hyphenated last man was child of divorce Yeah, back then, which back then from crazy. Yeah. Crazy to get it. And that's why became a genius.

Parents, Marjoram, MarjorMote and Homer Control. Homer Control. If I could have one fucking superpower in this life. It would be Homer Control. Homer Control. Because I have a thing, especially when I watch the Simpsons, because he makes so many mistakes. Oh, yeah.

Where even episodes I've seen before, I have an expectation that it's not going to go badly. Do you ever get stressed out by like movies and stuff? like for that reason. Absolutely. Dude, I have rewatched hereditary one time because on the rewatch I thought maybe I could change it.

I was watching and I didn't. Like last week I was watching Meet the parents. Oh. And I was getting so aggravated by how this family was treating Ben. I always,

you know, I get that when I watch TV. I don't usually get when I watch movies when I watch TV shows. Breaking bad dude. Yeah. Every time that's something, every time,

or I guess the movies too, for me specifically every time that something is about to be really good for somebody and then like something gets fucked up like when in they're about to like they leave something at home I feel like there's a recent example but yeah just whenever somebody gets too full themselves when they make a mistake and they get killed by the gangs it's like ah you did why did you do that did you do yeah god or just I'll be watching something and it'll be if it's like a tense show I'll be like if something good happens

I'm like yeah but you know it's all gonna go to shit we talked about I truly, dude, watching De Niro, the way De Niro treats his future son-in-law. It's fucked up. I was getting, like, angry. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Don't go into that car. The fuck are you doing?

Get out the car. Dingleberry. You shit bird. Is Casino or Goodfell is the one where Pesci shoots that guy in the foot and then kills him? Yeah. That's Casino. That's good fellas. Is that Good fellas?

That's a moment where every time I watch it, I'm like, okay, dude, learn your lesson. he shot you in the foot. Don't be crazy. Don't say, don't talk back to this guy. Don't be a Dingleberry. The Wire season two has hella, hella of that.

Really? People are doing stupid stuff. And I'm not going to watch it. I got mad at the sun so bad that I left the room. He's so in the wire season two. No, no.

I thought you were talking about the big yellow ball. No. Yeah, and I got mad at the sun. It's too fucking hot. No, I got mad at the son and meet the parents because he leaves his, he leaves his bowl in his jacket. And then Ben Stiller is forced to wear his jacket.

Yeah, weed bowl back in, back in, what was that, 03? That was, when that's not chill. That's disrefucking speckle. There's a death penalty level. Just so he doesn't get in trouble. He blames it on old Gaylord there. And he's, he's like, oh, yeah. Yeah.

And then he leaves the circle of trust. It's not right at all. It's not, it's not okay. that's not fucking okay he's trying his darndest to stay in this circle of trust is meet the parents the one where they lie about milking the he lies about milking a cat yeah I got nipples faca

yeah yeah I got nipples falker can you milk me what a great line and if I wrote that movie I would have done a whole milking scene it would have been the whole thing well actually I would have Adam Conover come in it well actually you can milk a cat actually you can milk Robert De Niro

yeah A special Blu-ray that's not the director's cut but it's just somebody's cut Yeah They have like a full like The watcher's cut We should do an Adam's cut of like every fucking movie

Yeah Where somebody asks a question like that Well actually you can milk This one couldn't work And then he drinks a big glass of his milk Mm-hmm There's a big milk mustache Yes

That would be cool I would love to see that Adam's cut Adam's cut of just everything dude where he would be in Green Mile oh my

he'd tear that movie to shreds no he would he would not even I mean the movie would not even be made I think that the Adams

cut hinges I think it hinges on because otherwise it's just cinema sins I think the point of Adams cut here is that it hinges on it's when people

in movies say that something isn't possible and he says it is possible and he opens a new door for the plot to go because otherwise he's just come in and say that wouldn't happen

and we got cinema sins true we have that's kind of the original Adam That's fine. We made that shit. We've got that already. We got that on lock.

We like it. We need a full, we need fucking... Somebody with an imagination and come in and say, actually this stuff, not only is what is happening in this movie makes sense and true, but they undershot it.

Yes. It is half as much like this as it needs to be. You could do that with all the Muppet movies. Yeah. Actually, this could happen and here it is.

Or one of the Steve Jobs movies this bear could be funny. Yeah. If he had better material. Yeah. It's the scene in the first puppet movie where he's like at that bar telling jokes and it's like, well, okay. Every Scooby-Doo movie at the end where they disprove that ghosts are real, they take off a mask and it's a person and Adam comes out and says, well, actually, ghosts can be real, for example. And he does a version of the ending where there's everything where something's debunked.

He rips off his own head and he's a green ghost underneath. Yes. That would be really scary. Well, there is the one with the spooky island or whatever where they do prove that vampires exist. They have hella, they have hella movies where they prove monsters exist. The old ones where it was always a strong guy. Spooky Island, cyber chase. Yeah, there's, one of those things, the little death claw with the motherfuckers that run around.

Those are like, what? Those are real in Scooby-Doo? What? Are you thinking of fallout? No, no, no. Those big purple monsters that Mr. Bean controls. Oh, and. In one?

In one? Oh, yeah. Those are running around. No, that's vood. Do they say that there's voodoo magic? That's real magic. Yeah. Scrappy.

Yeah. I call him scrap. Well, where the hell do you get these monsters? Well, that's what we're saying is that the old show, everything was fake. But now in every Scooby-Doo thing, all the monsters are real. Every single movie they try to do the gimmick, they say this time the monsters are real. It's like you guys have been doing that since 2004. And this time, Fred wants to, wants to F. Daphney.

He always wanted to do that. He was too shy in the old shows. But now that they just need to like spell it out more. Because old stuff is a little more sophisticated, silent movies and stuff. We can convey emotions without having to say them. So an empath of silent films like myself, I watch an old... You're an empath of silent films? Yeah.

So when I watch silent films, I'm able to tell what the characters are saying. Really? Yeah. Because I have a hard problem. So someone like me, because you would have this problem. Yeah. Someone like me, I watch an old Hannah-Barbera cartoon like Scooby-Doo, Tom and Jerry, Mighty Mouse. whatever, Pink Panther. Pink Panther, yeah.

I love Pink, et cetera, et cetera, not the one you're thinking of, but. Big draw McGraw McGraw, McGraw, Snaggle Post. I watch this, I can tell instantly by looking at the characters who want to fuck who and how they want to do it. Okay, so Hong Kong Fui, he wants to fuck up the world. Then how about this? Then give me your... He's psychotic.

Give me your little Freud BS analysis of Yosemite Sam. What is he to F? Okay, this is so, should be so obvious to you. Also, that's not, that's not a Hannah-Barbera one. That's a Mary Melody. melodies. Okay, so let me go to Hannah Barbera, then Bugs Bunny. Okay, so that's not Hannah Barbera. Hannah Barbera. Okay. So Hannah Barber would be an iconic character that

everybody loves like, who is she, Hannah Barbera? She was very beautiful. A poodle that nobody knows the name of would be one example. Oh, how about the, okay, so the Flintstones, who's trying to have. Or Godzuki. Oh, Godzilla and Godzuki. I love that. The Flintstones, who's trying to bone what? Okay. And don't take that as a pun. I didn't mean it this way. I was going to say, they're trying to bone their front door. So this is something, this is something that, this is something that many viewers might not pick up on if they're not as tied into the world of film.

They're not a silent film in half. Visual language of cinema like I am, Fred and Wilma. We're fucking. What do you mean? The husband and wife? Exactly. They're married. Oh, so it's a, it's kind of an Easter egg.

How is this? How are he married? Yeah, it's a dinosaur egg in the Flintstone. That's what they called it back then. How are they married B.C. before Christ, who was the beginning of marriage? It's a heathen marriage. Oh, it's like, okay, I get it. It's more of a domestic partnership.

Oh, ew. Yeah. What about the shorty guy and his babe-ass wife? The Great Ginoleon? Yeah, that's what his name is. The green alien? Yeah. What about the green alien?

What does he want to do? He wants to travel through space. That's not sex, though. Well, that's sex for him. I mean, think about a ship. Joe that it's so far in advance that space is like sex. Yeah. Wow.

He's looking for holes. Wormhole. Yeah. Trying to get some wormhole. And I also got the sense. This is also, I'll go a little deeper because I can tell you're unsatisfied with. I'm not satisfied. I can go a little deeper.

I can tell you that I was able to pick up on this from watching the Flintstones basically every day. Okay. Dino, the dinosaur, the pet dinosaur. Is that his name? Yeah. Dino. I thought that was a guy. He actually.

wanted to have sex with me. Really? I could tell by the way he looked at me when I was sitting on my couch and my underwear. I'm thinking about the show right now and I'm like thinking about times that I've watched it because I didn't watch it every day like you but I'm thinking about maybe episodes I've watched

where I'm like, this guy wants to fuck Cameron Fetter who I will know in the future. The dinosaur? Don't you think? Don't you think that, okay, Google Dino. Dino from... Flintstones, Dino. And tell me that this guy does not want it from me. Let me just look at his lips.

I guess it would be a dead giveaway's eyes as well. I mean, I can tell in that one picture. Wait, no, no, go to the other pick. Go to the bone one. Yeah. Yeah. He's dropping hints. I mean, if that isn't a hint, then ladies take notice.

This is how you show a man that you want to go home with me. He's licking his lips. He has a giant bone. What does a bone remind you of? It reminds you of the leg bone. An erection. Yeah. I'm talking about an erection.

And he's sitting there. And I mean, maybe this is, giving it a side eye. Like, damn, I want that. Maybe this is Freudian, but two balls, big ass head, skinny shaft. Do you mean the bone? Or two balls on either end? Two bundles? Yeah.

Two balls on either end of the dick. Chinese finger trap penis. Oh, that would be a great idea if I was God. To put the balls on either end of the dick and the dick meets the body in the middle. Uh-huh. Yeah. So it's just kind of two. Two things of balls.

Just holding... Two things of balls. You got to hold it. You have two pockets. You have two pockets? You have two pockets? You have two pockets? You have two hands.

Do you think when Levi Strauss was inventing jeans and he was like making the pockets on the front? You think he thought like maybe just one? Yeah, one in the middle. Just one right there. They don't need to. The prototype of jeans where it's like... The Justin Timberlake Social Network. Yeah.

And he said, Make it two pockets. It's cleaner. It's cleaner. Because everything in your one pocket's going to get dick steak. It's cleaner to not keep stuff on your dick. I've found this old man on Instagram and his name is the Swiss jeans freak and he owns a jeans museum in Sweden. Holy shit.

And he's got every jeans. You need to do like a hage. Maybe. I should go and see him. But he's a very short Swedish man. That's not a problem for you. These are jeans that I've had far since I was a child. me and my brothers

would share this jeans It's just his own jeans It's not like James Dean's gene No well he gets donations now But when the museum started It was just him Donations from Famuses or just jeans

Just jeans enthusiasts That's stupid Well it was originally all his jeans A Goodwill Well you don't buy the jeans So it's a worst store It's ever you can't buy from No it's a store of history

So it's Goodwill I guess it's goodwill But it's it's crazy to see the fading patterns on some of these these jeans. Just because you wore them? You're the only person on earth who this is for?

No, because there's a whole museum. Well, but he started the museum. You don't have to have a, but you have to have attendees to start a museum. You can just start one. You could do a jeans museum. I could. So you honestly should.

You should do the American chapter. Nobody wants to go to Switzerland to fucking go see some jeans. Yeah. Unless you're a jeans freak, like the Swiss jeans freak. He's probably come to New York and just studied millions of people.

people's jeans. Just look at everybody. Just looking at everyone just hunched back. Excuse me. Could I buy your jeans from my museum? Your jeans look amazing. Can I please? I'm actually not looking at your ass or your dick print.

I'm studying your jeans. No, I'm studying the fades on your jeans. I'm trying to see. Does he have any jeans where the penis print has worn into the denim? That would be cool. I don't know. If every pair of jeans he had had an amazing print. Yeah, dick print right there. Down the right side.

And then it was two years where it goes to the left. That would be awesome. One side is less faded than the other. Yeah. I would go to a jeans museum if it was like an old, like, carnival freak show style. And it was like a museum of jeans oddities. And it's like jeans that were born with one leg or three legs or odd colors. I'm sure he's got some.

But you may it sound like more as a historical kind of like educational fading patterns. But I would rather go to one that's like Rob Zombie. There used to be this diner in this town in California that my family would go to called Cayucas. and the diner was called Skippers. And now it's actually it's like a health food place that sells literally blue waffles. That's what it sells.

Yeah, it's insane. Internet fans will know why that's funny. Yeah. Well, or disgusted. So anybody who's not listening to this right now but is standing next to someone who's listening to this, if they just laughed, you know they're real free. So if you're not listening to this, if you're not listening to this right now,

but if somebody else around you has headphones in and they laughed and they were listening to this. Then you know they're wrong. You know that they're wrong. You know they have freaky fraud. But they used to have a pair of jeans. This diner called Skippers had this pair of jeans sitting on the, like mounted to the wall. And it said that a man had been hung to death in these jeans.

Wow. That's the kind of genes they need to have in this place. Maybe they have them. And think about this. I didn't go to the museum. Not hanged to death, but hung. So you already know what that means. You know what that means.

And that makes the jeans even more fascinating. He was hanging low and slow. Low, low. Blood, blood. his thing is like barbecue I got barbecue balls yeah a little bit of pimento wood

on that jerk ass penis walking around swinging that disgusting thing covered in seasoning that's what I want well I mean if you're listening Swiss jeans freak we just three tickets please three tickets because we fixed your museum

yeah you should have or also rare spills if somebody is a rare stain on their jeans I will okay that's a good. The stain museum is really good. Rare. They have a selfie. There's a selfie museum in like every fucking city. Yeah. Why not a stain museum? Stain museum is actually such a good idea.

I get things on my shirts. When I was a kid, I one time ate a hot dog and I had a stain of mustard on the small of my back. How did that happen? Nobody knows. It was a family mystery for 10 years. It still gets talked about at Christmas. Nobody knows where this mustard stain came from. Interesting. My entire family, this was all we talked to. about it was like... Is the museum of stains

a thing? It really should be. Probably not. Let's look it up. Actually old as fuck stuff there. You could have caveman stains. They have Christ's blood in Bruges. The stained glass museum. Yeah, we don't fuck with that. We don't care. We don't want that. We want the museum of stains.

Shapes, colors, patterns, and light. No, we want like T-shirts. There's like a hundred stained glass museum. Somebody sweat in the armpits. We want stains. Yeah. Or like a mammoth blood stains, a tunic. that would be cool that would be cool

a loin cloth gets stained with mammoth speaking of stains the Swiss jeans freak his I saw a post this morning he passed away his rain gear

got on his raw denim and it dropped a it dropped a big water stain so that means that that means that the indigo die that is on his raw jeans that you don't wash for a year

has been washed that means that part of them have been washed and that's going to leave a big stain. Where is he going to get more? Or actually, where the fuck is he going to find any other jeans to replace those look? Exactly. What's going to happen?

Have you ever gotten the raw denim and gone and sat in the bathtub for an hour? I'm wearing them right now. Did you sit in the bath? I did. Really? I did do that. Did your girlfriend come in and say, what's this all about?

No, she wasn't home. I specifically did it when she wasn't home. So I didn't have to explain it. Did you feel awesome? I thought that these were shrink to fit. And I put them on in the tub because that's what. what you're supposed to do with shrink-to-fit jeans

as you wear them in the tub and then you walk around in them and it's supposed to as it dries. You went to leather fetish.com. And you're supposed to take a bunch of pictures. You're supposed to take a video of you walking around of wet jeans.

You're supposed to take a video and send it to the guy and you get reimbursed. But because their raw denim is really expensive for some reason. It's like $100. Yeah. I got these on sale though.

The, yeah, they didn't shrink. And now like, you can see. Hold on. Let me see, bro. It's not even like... Oh, you got...

The belt is doing a lot of work. The belt is doing so much work. Wow. Look at that. The hag is hanging out underneath. You can put a watermelon in your back pocket. I know that type of experience. That's okay.

You can go pee. Well, I'm descending into madness. It's a terrible time to break the news. Right? Patrick leaves. You're going to tell me you're descending. Yeah, apparently Cam's descending into madness. What?

Just pee. Go pee. Just pee so we can talk about jeans more. Okay? The other day I was walking on the street. And I don't even think I was in a rush, but I just like to walk fast. I kind of have sidewalk rage, like road rage, but walking. And the guy was walking in front of me.

I was walking behind a guy. And he just suddenly stopped short, like full stop, walking fast to like full instant stop to look at his phone and I almost bumped into him like I was just walking behind him and I just like I didn't even feel any anger or in the moment or any emotion at all it was just an instant bodily reflex that was as soon as he stopped I just really loudly snapped at him behind him that's what the fuck is wrong with that's what I'm saying man something's wrong with me I did that right I was walking behind him and I was like like I was kind of was just like that like I didn't make a big point of I didn't like snap in his face or I just like snap no no uh

I didn't, like, lift my hand up. Like, I just snapped next, like, made a snap because it was kind of, it was just like a physical reaction. Like, oh, shit. Uh-huh. I just snapped. And, uh, he, like, kind of like, he definitely heard it and he kind of reacted to it a little bit. And I, like, went around and I kept walking. I was like, oh, fuck, I didn't mean to do that.

So I kept walking. And I was just going. It was pretending that I was snapping while I was walking. You did, but you accidentally snapped and became a. I was like, that's the only way I can get out of this. That is crazy. I was so rude by accident. I didn't mean to do it.

I mean, that is the rudest thing I can possibly imagine. Is you snap at somebody. But you played it off as well as you can, I think. Did you make that face too? Like, first time listening to jazz, just like, and I totally hedged it too. I was kind of like, I can't be like. Yeah, you can't be too into it.

Like random. It was always a once in a while. It was acting like I'm just a random thing I'm doing. Oh, yeah. That's smart. At that point, you just have to act like you have Tourette's. Yeah, basically. I keep, I whistle.

Just snapping and then just like a couple minutes. I hope he bought it, man. I hope he doesn't hate me. Yeah. My biggest fear right now is I started whistling to get the dogs attention all the time because it works really well. And I keep thinking that I'm going to whistle one of these days and a woman will think that I'm whistling at her.

I, okay, so that was a thing. Is that a normal fear to have? Yeah. I have that fear because I'll be like skating and somebody will do something cool and back at the skate park in my hometown you would wolf whistle when somebody did like a, you got a, oh my God, he's splashed. I got a splash back attack

to poop cheek. Yeah. But you do like the, or like a, yeah, like that, like a one of those, like a wolf whistle. As a skater sitting at the skate park, plenty of women are walking by. There are, there are women that skate. Oh, I didn't even think of that. Yeah. Women that skate by

and people are walking by. Plenty of women are walking by admiring the amazing male skaters. and you whistle and they go. And I'm worried that one day it's going to be perceived as a wolf whistle, yes. I don't much have that worry for whistling because I don't whistle,

but I do worry that when I yelled nice ass. Nice thing. I'm talking about them. Sorry. Sorry. I'm recording a voice memo. I'm doing a Cartman audition. I just remember something I didn't want to forget.

Yeah. I'm on the phone. Beautiful ass, Jake's an amazing butthole. Sorry, I'm just doing a voice. I'm an artist. I'm a voiceover artist. I'm a voiceover artist. I'm working on a new Netflix cartoon.

Hello, beautiful baby, butt cheeks. Hello, hello. You walking down the street. Hello, you are beautiful. You have an amazing ass butt. I'm following you home. I'm following you home. I'm following you home.

I'm following you home. You fucking for my work, you bitch. You bitch with nice ass and tits and balls. Now that I notice. But now that you mention it, you are quite beautiful. All right, guys. Roll the intro. Who are the bust ministers?

Patrick Doran. Caleb Pitts and Cameron Fetter. Between them, they have over a thousand years of experience investigating dubious claims. They're joined by Jubio, who has no experience, or money. When the claims get dubious, it's time to call the bustmisters. Let's take a look at some of the world's most dubious claims. Are they worth their weight in gold?

Or just a metric ton of BS? You're watching bustmisters. Welcome to bustmisters. Bustmisters. You're watching Bustmisters. What's the actual theme song of MythBusters? It's the one that just played in the episode. Yeah.

What does that sound like? Sounds like whatever just played. Do you remember? I don't remember. It doesn't really matter. It's not like a melody. It's not da-na-na-na-net. That's sports center.

It's just random noises. I mean, MythBuster is kind of sports center for intellectuals. It just played. Is that the MythBusters theme song? You can look it up later. It ends with, uh. No, that's full improvement. That's full.

Full improvement. Or how many... Whatever it's called, I don't watch TV, I didn't ever have one. Okay, guys, on basically Bustmisters is a TV show that we developed, that we came up with originally, where we take a look at some of the most dubious claims that have been made, and we decide whether these myths are busted, uh-huh, or otherwise. Bith mistor. If these bith is misted.

Yeah. So as you can see. This is kind of like a secret pilot. This is like Shrewd farms right now. You having this outfit and this look is making me feel like I was like born with no arms and legs and I really wanted to become a basketball star. Yeah. My best friend was seven feet tall. Yeah.

Because this is. You couldn't find a beret. I don't have a beret. I can't grow a mustache. I don't look anything like Jamie Heineman. I don't need glasses. you are like a complete dead it's like unreal how much you look like

it's crazy this is like young Jamie like a movie about young Jamie working in special effects well I think I got a Halloween costume this young Jamie this is this is a Halloween costume a movie called a young Jamie and it's about Jamie Heinemann the story of how Jamie Heidaman got into special effects

just him making squibs and everything and then just like somebody asking him MythBusters thing it'll never work that can't be true it's just a lot of men He's just saying like, that's right. He's just saying like, that just can't be true. I just can't be writing it down. That's either not true or it's true.

It's either true or not true. What does he sound like? He sounds like this. He sounds, he's kind of like this, right? Yeah, a little bit like that. A little like kind of. He's very, he's Joe Perra. He's Joe Perra.

And, uh, I'm actually going to bust a few myths today. They should do a reboot. I just decided. But, yeah, so basically we're going to just cover some classic myths. So, you know, how they are busts. Because we're not the myth busters. We're the busters. We're the busters.

We're the messers who look at busts. So we're taking busts. So we're taking busts. No, we have to miss them. We're missing all over the busts. We missed our busts. We're misters that look at busts. So give us some busts and we'll.

missed on them. Yeah. And this, and we were sent in a website from a viewer who, let me find their, their name right now really quick. And this sparked a huge, you know,

this is a, thank you, uh, modem world for sending us this website. That can't be your real name. Thank you. That's the real name. Um,

and we're looking at a website today to bust some classic myths. You know, we draw from urban legends from, uh, Greek legends. Yeah. And this is an urban legend web. Yeah, this is a website called things on a scale.com.

Okay. And this is the myth that or we're going to go through each of these and we're going to either bust them or confirm them. Yeah, that was from a different website. Oh, okay. I love to that about page. I'll still read. I'll read that after. Yeah, you should read that about page for sure.

This is a website called Things on a Scale and we're looking today at their article. We're going to bust this or confirm it. Things that weigh 40 grams. Nine things that weigh 40 grams. Okay. wondering what weighs 40 grams. Perhaps you need to calibrate your scale. Perhaps you need to weigh something precisely

and need a reference point. Or maybe you're just curious. Well, wonder no more. Today, I've compiled a list of 14 common items weighing 40 grams to give you a helpful reference point for future weight comparisons. And you may say, well, how are you guys going to know that something weighs 40 grams?

If you would cut to this camera, we have a tool of deduction called a scale. This is a kitchen scale. The last time I used this, I did some kind of baking and it's covered in cocoa powder. Ah, interesting. Well, that's that myth, bust-misted. Well, the mystery of what the substance is.

Busted. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, and that's been busted because we know that it's cocoa powder. Yeah. So wait. Oh, no, confirmed. Confirmed. Confirmed. Confirmed.

Confirmed. So that one's been confirmed. Yeah. Because it was my bust and it was cocoa. You had a cocoa bust? Yes, and it's been completely misted or demystified, if you will. Your bust is a mystery to me. Yes.

I'm wondering where it is. It's a mystery how you bust. Very. It's a lot of mystery. It looks like. How I bust. Just show us. It's tough.

Usually you have a drawer. What? Shoot it into a drawer. Don't shoot it into a drawer. Okay. Guys, you want to move to our first myth. Yes. Okay.

Number one, U.S. coins. The first item on our list is none other than the U.S. coins. And I made sure. they come first for a pretty good reason. You probably have some lying around in your pocket at this exact moment. And guess what? They are about to be handy. While measuring 40 grams using United States, coins can get a little tricky.

Not for us, though. The U.S. Mint luckily provides information on the weight range of their coins. So it's according to this, let's go in ascending value, start at pennies. Okay. Okay. And I brought some coins too. Ah. This is just with the stuff in your pocket.

Yeah, in my pocket. Okay. We're going to need about 16 pennies. Okay. Okay. Oh, you brought those too. I also got them. That's okay.

All right. So... So there's a pile of coins in my pocket. So let's... One, two, three. There should be 16 pennies in here. Any penny, just go and throw it on. And don't cut to the scale came yet because it's going to be reveal.

Seven. Oh, okay. Well, it doesn't matter. We'll just put them all on. Let's count them out though. Let's make sure. Okay, that's got to be... Wait, I think I might see a hidden pen.

Oh, yeah, here's one. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. 16. Okay, that's 16. All right. Do 16 pennies. I'm fucking nervous. Me too.

38. 38 grams. That has been busted. That has been busted. Completely busted, guys. That is a busted myth. 16 pennies do not weigh 40 grams. Get these pennies.

And how would they? They barely even value to 40 cents. That's true. don't in fact. But here's a new interesting factor that I've just imagined. You're an interesting factor because you tell me so many facts. What year

were these shiny pennies minted? Well, you can probably look. This one is from 2020. Pandemic penny. So maybe there's a little bit of... Maybe there's a pandemic away at it. Oh. Because of our copper reserves being dwindling. Exactly.

So maybe the pennies... Maybe the pennies are getting lighter as our copper is lost. Before we move further, I'd like to as a control experiment see who has the heaviest hand. Okay.

My hand weighing in at, wait, let me relax. Okay. Well, it looks like I'm gaining and losing weight rapidly. I would say this is about 400 grams.

400 grams, okay. We're just resting it there? Yeah. Oh my God, you have a head. heavy oh never mind 300 and uh no you know it's that's not hold down around 300 it's around 350 and pat about 12 12 grams i mean that's listen that's looking like 500 to me that is a heavy hand yeah put your elbow down oh my god it got way heavier wow you have a heavy hand oh now it's going down. Oh, now it's up. I think around 500.

Around 500. That's sweet. 300, 400, 500. That's nice. All right. How many? Sorry, we just had to check. Let's move on to our second myth. Or part two of our first myth. Okay. We're going to need to put onto the scale. If you motherfuckus think you can handle it.

Okay. Eight nickels. Eight nickels. So the nickel is the one that is... It's worth five cents. Really? Jefferson. Well, here is four. Wait a minute. Maybe we have to stack them. Oh, yeah, that could affect the weight.

That could affect the weight completely. So let's go for a stacking kind of situation here. Now, give me your hypothesis here, Patrick, before we look at the number. Yes. It'll maybe weigh a little bit under. You think it's going to be less than 40 grams? Maybe less than 40 grams. Maybe.

Well, you just looked. Maybe I just looked. Okay, so your hypothesis is. And before you even started thinking about what your answer would be, I saw your eyes go to the screen. So we'll just get a hypothesis on the next one. Okay. Okay. And the reveal.

Oh, it's exactly that. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have to do the last experiment again because the stacking, the stacking. The stacking. First say it's confirmed. That's confirmed. That's what's confirmed?

Okay. What's next? Because this is. Well, let's stack these pennies and see. Okay. Because now I'm, now the stack factor to be confirmed. The stack factor. I didn't expect to confirm a single myth today. I'm so in, I'm so interested in busting them. Shit. It's actually really hard to stack pennies. Sixteen pennies is a lot to stack. That is a lot. I don't know if this is wise because of the stacking hardness.

So, yeah, I almost had a perfect stack. And nevertheless, she persisted. Bus misted. She bust missed it. Because here he goes. Let's see if the stacking makes a difference. is, oh my God, it doesn't. It does not make any difference. And that has been busted. Stacking does not make a difference. That's completely busted. Stacking does not make a difference when it comes to coins.

Give us the next very interesting item. So I want you to go ahead and stack these up, or not stack them. Just put them on for me, Pep. This is going to be dimes, and we need 17.6. 17.6. So, okay. Interesting. So this is very interesting, actually.

We have 18 dimes. year, I believe. Okay. Okay. So we should measure 18, measure 17. And then point six. Well, let's find out how much one way's real quick. Okay. Let's do one. One ways. This is, I think, way more than six. Okay. So we'll say a gram. I mean, we have to kind of. Six. But maybe we could just cut a dime. Okay. Cut a dime into point six of one dime. Yeah. That's what I thought we could do. That's why I brought an extra dime. What kind of instrument are you, scientific instrument? I wouldn't use an instrument. I wouldn't use an instrument. I'd probably use a knife. Well, Mr. Mayn, I'm going to play a note until it shatters. No,

you ass hat. See, okay, this is what's great about the bus. We don't like each other in real life and yet we work together

on amazing instruments. Okay, 17. 17 is 36. So even with the ad of gram. Wow. But let's see. Yeah.

It doesn't really do much. Even 18 times is not. Oh, it just switched to 40. Wait. Confirmed. Wait, but it's not confirmed.

It was said, okay, busted because it was said. Busted. 18 dives weighs 40 grams. 18 dimes. That's confirmed. So if anyone, everyone out there, we have a few more coins to get through.

Yes. But if you are at the store and they say, I don't know how much this item costs, but I want you to pay with 40 grams worth of money, you can use 18 dimes. Don't bother cutting the dime. That's like, like, the thing is as a, one thing you can say about us is that we would never waste your time. No. You know? And we would never ever waste your time. We're teaching you how to actually, this is like a real life skill.

So let's move to the next myth. Okay. We've moved into YouTube essays. Seven quarters. I have three right here. I had four in my pocket. I don't know why I was. Okay.

So this is equal to a dollar and 30 cents. Yes. So a dollar 30 weighs a price. Oh, my God, it's over. This is busted. This is our first over. This is a huge bust. Yeah.

One of the biggest busts that I'm seeing. Massive bust. So our next thing here is five $1 coins, but I only had three, $31 coins of different types. Oh, interesting. Well, this one... So this one is a bit... And this has some broad on it.

Susan B. Anthony. And... What I can tell you about these? Dollar coins, the reason I have these, these are from when we found an infinite money glitch on a vending machine. I remember that. And we claimed all the money

out of the entire vending machine. If anybody wants infinite money at the Pennsylvania station, in New Jersey, I think that's what it's called. Newark Penn. Newark Penn, there is a vending machine that if you put a dollar coin in, it will give you infinite money, you will get like seven quarters out and change if you just click the change button.

So that's very important to know. All right. Let's see how much three dollars. Three dollars, the weight is 26. Well, this is inconclusive. This is inconclusive because we don't have the right amount. So we're going to go ahead and not bust or confirm this until next episode. Yes.

Until we're able to secure two more dollars. Which is going to, well. Well, well, let's think about this. Let's use our heads here. A dollar is only four quarters. Let's use our heads on the scale. Oh, yeah. So, let's do three.

Three of these and eight quarters should be 40 grams. Okay, but we only have seven quarters. So we'll do three of these seven quarters and then two dimes and a nickel. Okay. And this should weigh 40 grams based on the, right? It's actually weighing 68. Is what I just saw. 78.

So I think we've just busted the laws of physics. Yeah, that's completely busted. Because this is supposed to equal. It's literally the same as, as $5. Coins, I don't know why would be more. Two quarters should equal half of one of these dollar coins. And yet it doesn't, so that's not making any sense. I'm not understanding this.

In fact, this is turning me off of coins altogether. Yeah, let's move on from coins. Okay. Number two is a tree tablespoons of U.S. butter. Tree tablespoons. Trees tablespoons of U.S. butter. Do you have United States butter here? So I just realized, unfortunately, I don't have U.S. butter.

What kind of butter is this? What is it? Oh, no. Don't tell me this is... This is Polish butter. So this is not you. I didn't realize it was supposed to be U.S. This is Mazzlo.

This is extra Maslow. Let's see. Let's put the Polish to the test. Okay. Well, that's one whole... We're going to have to cut this up. Who knew that butter could be so versatile. And that's very interesting.

Normally with a stick of butter, you would have... You'd have measurements. This is just raw. So the Poland... But that looks exactly like the one in the picture. Yeah. That's true. It is the one from the photo.

So if you want to go and measure that out, Caleb, just by taste, however much you think tastes like three tablespoons. That's probably one. Okay. That's two. So we're looking for tree. Okay. We need tree.

So we need a tree. Well, this is actually becoming a more interesting experience. experiment because... So I would say that's about... That's tree. Three tablespoons if you want to go... Wow. 36 grams.

Well, now, okay, so it's tree tablespoons, right? But now I want to see... So, three tablespoons equals... What do you want to see? 40 grams. I want to see how many bites... Yeah, it's busted, but I want to see how many actual bites of butter it would be. Okay, let's, yeah, try to get it without going over.

Let's see one more bite. And try to get to 40 with... 40 without going over. Let's see. Oh, it went over. Wait, now it's at 38. By then half, let's see. What?

Interesting. I just took away butter and it became more. Hold on. Maybe it's the saliva. Your scale is, is something is going on with your scale. Oh, where we go? Easy 40. Yeah, just put it back on there.

put it all back in the wrapper. And this is, again, this is probably, we can confirm that four Caleb bites is about 40 grams. Four Caleb bites is 40 grams. So each Caleb bite is going to be 10 grams. But again, this is with unmeasurable Polish butter. So you're not, if U.S.

butter will give you a different result. Did you keep the receipt for this? No. I put it on my own card. Oh. I'm going to use that. Okay. It's fine.

I just thought maybe you could return it. It's kind of a waste of money. It's not even salted. Well, I didn't want salted because we didn't know how much salt we're going to put on it. It doesn't taste that good. Salt could change the variable. would change the variable.

Exactly. Hey, do you have a shirt? Do I have a shirt? Yeah. I'm wearing one. Oh, perfect. No. Why?

It's just butter. Maybe you have something in here. I don't. I don't have any. I mean, I'll just hand. Well, here's what it says. Although the total weight may be slightly off by an extra gram, it's still a handy measurement hack to use when nothing else is available.

Yeah, I could see myself using that when I'm, like, if I'm baking something for the office. If you were baking something and you needed 40 grams, what is useful to know is that you could weigh it by biting it. Yeah. Just like. So let's move to the next myth, guys. Well, only if you have the same size, can we, only if you have the same size mouth as Caleb.

Most people do. We'll upload a scan. A LIDAR scan. Yeah. We'll do a scan of the inside of the inside of mouth so people can know. Okay, guys. I'm just going to show the item, the next item before I read out what it is. This.

What the hell is that, man? This is my special bag. What is it? Okay. Four tablespoons of bread flour. Assuming you're based in the USA, you're probably familiar with various available flower types and brands, ranging from all-purpose flour, almond, buck, wheat, and so on. But did you know a couple tablespoons of bread flour can be used as a substitute when measuring weight by weight is not an option? So this should weigh, and we have an empty bag here if we want to weigh, as a control away.

So how much is this way? Because I ain't pouring this out of the bag. Four grand. So we're looking for 44 if we want to confirm this myth that four table. Again, this is one of those classic urban legend myths. Is it true that four tablespoons of bread flour. We can put this on and then we can zero it out. Yeah.

But this is still going to... Well, that just said two. Oh, I understand. What it said two. Now it should read 40. Well, now it says two and there's nothing on it. I think just we can just subscribe for that. Okay, well, let's just subscribe.

I think maybe it was two because or four because this was on it. So maybe we got to do it again. Guys, just tell me when I can drop my flower. Just drop your flower on. Okay, two. It's two confirmed. We're looking for 42 or 44. This is a big one.

Is it true? This is a big one. find out if it's actually true and it's covered it's 36 but if you subtract two it's 34 true so this is going to be

this is busted unfortunately I'm sorry this is a lot of chefs out there are going to be unhappy all your recipes will have to be redone you will have to rewrite them and there is that okay uh next one six pens is it true

busmisters is it true that six pens weigh 40 grams Penns are truly versatile tools that we commonly use for a variety of tasks such as writing, drawing, and signing documents. But did you know they can also help you measure the weight of 40 grams provided there a standard size and weight? Well, let's find out.

Do you have a pen? I have four. I think I have a couple. Okay. Okay. Okay. So these are different pens. I don't know.

It just says six pens. It doesn't say how it. It does say six pence. So let's weigh them. Are you sure this is the coins and it's six pence? Wow, that's close. Everything's a far as been close. Yeah.

I don't know if they're right on the money. But this is unfortunately. Maybe that this would not be busted if you were able to do it with pens that weighed 40 grams. If you had more heavier pens. If you had a group of six pens that added up to 40 grams, this might be confirmed. This would be confirmed, but unfortunately this is going to be a busted for us. Number five, four triple A batteries.

Now, batteries come in different sizes and classifications. with its own weight. Take a triple A alkaline battery, for example. Which we have here. Oh, okay. These are AAA. It looked small to me. Triple A is small. Are the small ones. Oh, you're right. I'm thinking double A. Double A is bigger. Double A's are rounder. It should be four. Four batteries should weigh. 40 grams. Okay, and we're going to stand them up like a... Is this myth bisted? We're going to go one at a time. Okay, so that's 12. Interesting. It's a great start. There might be a little butter left over on a scale. That's okay. We zeroed it. I mean, that guys,

That's... That is 44. That's completely busted. That's busted by a huge margin, four grams. But we also don't know if that... What makes people propagate myths like this to the public? It's so disgusting. It's disgusting.

It is where you get... This is where you get... This is where you get the COVID-trutherism, that type of behavior. It comes from people who they're used to misinformation. Okay, so we've busted the AAA batteries. Yeah. But guys, number six, what about a 6F-2-2? C battery, which I guess is what they call

9 volt batteries in a different country. Yeah. So we got one of these right here. There's a 9 volt battery. So 9 does not squarely fit into 40. I'll say that. So that's what I'm wondering. So it's already tough. And triple, how does the A's come into this equation? Okay. So here we go. It's

38 grams. So it's close, though. It's very close. But this is going to be also completely busted from us. It's a must to bust. We can't have this kind of This is a must when it comes to us

This is not right And I would like For Pat to put this on his tongue Did it work? Is that true? I don't want to try it I'm too scared

You have to try it I can't It's like I was kissing Let's just kiss No It's what if it's scary And I just Just give it a lick

But it might hurt me though It doesn't hurt I don't know that I never learned My brother used to do I just did it twice Okay so I'm gonna try that later I think

No you should try it it right now. I'm going to try it later because I don't want to. You've already bit the butter. I don't want this fucking... You bit the butter once. You want this video to be on four times. You want this video to be on live leak? Try it out. No, I'm not going to die on camera. I refuse. Well, maybe you will. I'm scared of dying on camera. All right. So do not do that. Well, what is the next? I'm sorry. Give me one second. I have to respond to a phone call by texting. Okay. Now I can say the next one. See, we're the bus mister. We're all up to height. I'm not, I can't text during the

TV show. Don't give a fuck, throw shit. Number seven is 22 playing cards. Oh, okay. Most playing cards are made of paper and plastic, paper or plastic, which are relatively lightweight materials. Now that we know the weight of a single card, the rest is peanuts, and it makes sense to use them as a reference point for our weighing adventures. Yeah, who wrote this,

Homer? He's a peanut fan. Remember that? Because he likes peanuts. He is a peanut fan. Yeah, I didn't know that, but he is. He is fully. These are, these are B cards. Yes. So that might affect it because we had A batteries. So maybe what we need is B. So now I'm finding an interesting kind of there's a cross section here. C for confirmed. Because it's naming, it's letters and numbers. Because it's the numbers on the scale and also the letters on the products. And here's what

I don't get. Why were they called AAA batteries? There's 26 letters in the alphabet. We could have called AAA's ABCs. They're too worried about discovering new types of batteries. They're like, we got to hold the rest of the letters. Yeah, it's like there's only five. They only go up to D. Yeah. use a double a can be e and triple a can be f and now you can see here there's joker's writing a b wow all right let's count them out one two okay three yeah not well i thought you're gonna go back count but here we go six okay we're getting up there seven eight these are weighing a lot more than i thought they were nine cards 10 they're about a little less than two grams each it seems okay good but yeah silent counting and

Also, do we have to account for the suit difference here? Because you can't do 22 of the same suit. Hold on. I drop the Joker. Let's see here. That's busted. That's busted. That is busted.

They weighed 34. 36. It wasn't even close. It's busted. It's busted. These cards do not even weigh what they're supposed to weigh. Now, could I guess, you know what? Now that I'm thinking about it.

You're doing a trick. You are completely right that we included the Joker. It's going to trick the scale. That's true. It's going to call tricksterism. And it's going to, It's going to cause a problem. It's not going to want to be measured correctly.

But unfortunately, we have to move along for time. So we won't be able to, we won't be able to confirm that non-joker cards. All right. Number eight, here's the next myth that we've been tasked, we've been tasked with a bisting today. Three empty cans of soda. Three? You've probably had a soda sometime this week or even today. But have you ever wondered how much this drink can actually weigh?

It was three? Yeah. Did you drink an extra can? Yes, I drank an extra can. That's why I had to pee during the episode. Oh, my God. You drank four cans of soda for us? I drank, well, they're sparkling water, but I drank four.

Whoa! These are actually way more. That's way busted. Now, did you lose some sips in that? There's a sip in this one, but this, well, I dripped the sip on me. You drip the sip. Okay, it's still way over. Well, it's still way over.

This is our first way over. This is BS. This is busted. Get these at it. Whoa. You chill on the can. We don't need them anymore. They're busted.

Well, I got water on me. That's fine. Well, guys, that's all that we have for that set of myths. Okay? So, and I know what everyone is thinking. Please more. Please, enough with the weighing. We get it.

But we would do it. It's too much. It's boring. Nobody's saying that. So this is when we do the part of bus messsters, where we have people who sent in their own myths from their own lives that they want a bit. Oh, yes. I'm seeing these right now.

So do we want, we can. go ahead and just experiment with these. I think we have a couple of these. Here, you go ahead and I'll, we'll take turns here. Okay. Let me go ahead and read this one that we got from a fan. Hey, bustmisters. Longtime fan

and I'm excited to finally have a dubious claim for the crew to investigate. So, I'm a big fan of Batman, and over the weekend I was rewatching one of my favorite movies, The Dark Night, directed by Christopher Nolan. If you haven't seen it, who hasn't seen that? It's about Batman defending Gotham City, a fictional city

created by the Batman comics from multiple diabolical villains. One of these villains is a bloke that goes by the name of the Joker. He's a nasty customer who burns money sports fanciful makeup and wants to get Batman by any means necessary. He's a rather scary character and one who made waves in pop culture as soon as he

debuted. I've seen this movie many times before, but it was only on this viewing I noticed something I had never noticed before. I realized there was a scene in the movie where the Joker jams a pencil into another guy's skull. I don't know how I never noticed this scene before, but I'm glad I did this time because it led me to write into you guys.

In the scene, the Joker holds a pencil steady by the eraser and then using only the strength of his arm fully impales the pencil into a man's eye socket, making it, quote, disappear. So, this is my question. Could four standard graphite pencils really weigh 40 grams? Well, let's find out. I have four pencils right here.

Oh, my God. Well, let's go ahead and test this myth. Okay, so let's see. No. No. off 24. So if you have these lodged in your scale, you're not going to be, the doctor's not going to even notice. Well, now hold on. Here's my question. What? These are sharpened pencils. Well, it was sharpened in the movie. It had to be sharpened. That's true. It was sharpened in the movie,

yes, but these are sharpened pencils. Is this a, would it weigh 40 grams if it wasn't sharpened? That's a good question. That's a really excellent question. That's a really good question. And thoughtful as well. We just don't have the equipment to cover that. Because we need to somehow unsharpen in the pencils. We need CGI. We don't have the pencil which I'm guessing is how they did it in the movie. Yeah, most likely. Must have been CGI. So, well, that's your, your myth has been busted. Thanks for writing in. Thank you so much. Hopefully

that gives you some new insight on your favorite movie. Here's another letter from my watcher of Buthmasters. Dear Bustmisters, recently my kids have been complaining, parentheses big surprise, about me throwing beer cans at them when they make noise like breathes when I'm trying to watch the office

superfan cuts. I'm like, oh, Okay, I'm the Michael. My wife is the Pam, but the way my kids complain, you'd think they are three twin Dwight's. And I'm the gym. My wife's family is Toby's. My next door neighbor is like a combined Stanley and Daryl character. Creed is my mailman. My dog is like Ryan because Michael loves Ryan and I love my dog and he ran away once. My fat brother is a Kevin. But get this, his name's Roy. I don't think him and my wife have ever had a thing, let alone been engaged for years. But he is fat. I don't know any gay Oscars. Sorry, my boss is like DeAngelo Vickers. Is a beer can with only a sip or two in it really around 40 grams just as my little Andy's claim?

So let's try that out. Let's find out. It so happens that I actually have an empty beer can right here with a couple of sips left because I can never finish a whole one. Right. So this is a Bud Light Lime. Let's see if it weighs around 40 grams. I'm pretty skeptical about this one. What's a hypothesis right now?

My hypothesis is going to be the... Let's get it from Jamie. Okay, Jamie. Okay, well, I'm going to think about this for a little bit. No, give it a snap decision. Okay, well, I believe that it'll probably weigh because of the height. This is a tall boy can. It is a tall boy.

Now, let's see how much this weighs. That's 18. I think it could be close. I think we could see a confirmation. One of our only confirmations. If it's under 40 grams, I'm guessing that it wouldn't hurt so bad to have it thrown at your head. at maximum speed right it's over 40 grams it's going to leave a mark yeah so let's go ahead and give this a test is this 40 grams wait it's not zeroed zero is this 40 grams

it's not zero okay is this why is it 12 shut up I'm trying to focus 20 only 26 26 so your little kids are complaining they're whiners nothing you raised a bunch of ones and you're in the right because that's take this this to your head, it's nothing. Take this to your head. I just go to bed. Right. And not because I got put out. Take one and... When I go to bed, I put out. One and seven-eighths of one. But I'm not going to

get put out by a can hitting my head. That's not going to knock me silly. It makes me go to bed because it's so fucking boring. I get bored when people throw beer cans at my head. It's really like having nothing. It's one of the most boring things that could ever happen. Now a beer glass, that's going to leave a mark. That's probably over

40 grams. Most likely. In the 60 territory. So we're done with that. Yeah, and I have this one letter here. Dear Bustmisters, my name is Johnny Depp, the actor. Okay. I've been in many movies such as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, chocolate, and black mass. I was wondering, how much does a cowboy boot weigh?

Could it be 40 grams? I don't know. That's not my kind of thing. please weigh Johnny Depp sometimes you would have celebrities on Yeah I guess this is our celebrity guest I didn't know that

He thinks that a cowboy boot could weigh 40 grand That's very light for a boot That's very light for a boot I mean we I guess we can Do you have a cowboy? I guess we can check Oh okay well yeah let's go ahead check It's all zeroed out

Take it away for it It's actually that is actually way heavier Around 690 grand 690 grams is pretty high. Busted. That's going to be probably the biggest bust of the entire episode. Honestly, I definitely, now that Pat has taken his kabboot off, I can tell you I am having the biggest bust of the episode. Really? That's right.

What does that mean? My soul is busted. That's sad. Oh, no, I need to get these. Nothing about you is busted, pal. I need to get these to the cobbler. The cobbler can't save that. I think you can't.

Yeah, you're going to need a full elf. I'm going to need a full elf to do that. Well, speaking of elves. What? What about elves? Stop looking at the boot. You're being transfixed by a boot. I was transfixed by my boot.

Speaking of elves, on the 11th elf in German, there is a new bar show called that. The episode's not over yet. What are you doing? I thought the episode was over. You can just plug it in the middle.

That's fine. You thought the episode was over because you got distracted by your boot. No, we're at an hour. We're at an hour. No, man, we have to bust these myths that people rode in for. There's truth to be told, bastard.

Okay. We have how many more do we have? Probably 150. We have 150 more? Start with one. Let's go. Let's see. Hey, bust messters.

My uncle is a construction worker. He was working on building a parking garage It's crazy. Speaking of elves. Trying to end the episode with speaking of elves. And speaking of elves. I thought it was cute.

I thought that was done. I didn't know he had more. My uncle is a construction worker. He was working on building a parking garage in Fall River, Massachusetts, when the unthinkable happened. While he and his co-workers were eating out of their lunch pails up on the girder,

a cable in the structure snapped loose and a steel H-beam swung around and slammed into a pile of copper tubing that was 80 stories up. It's a tall parking garage. The tubing exploded into small metal fragments and flew in every direction at high speeds. These sharp copper shards struck seven of my uncle's co-workers in the neck and throat

killing them instantly. Their shredded carcasses tumbled to the ground below, exploding on impact like jars of jelly. 19 other workers sitting on the girder suffered grievous bodily harm and were admitted to the hospital where they later succumbed to their injuries and also to a 10 megaton nuclear bomb that was detonated by terrorists in the ICU weeks later. Out of the 27 workers eating lunch on the girder, my uncle was the only person to escape

unscathed. He was hit full force in the chest by one of the projectiles but was completely unharmed. The EMT said this was because he had two and a half CDs in his front chest pocket, which absorbed the impact by distributing it across his chest. The distribution of force meant that a direct hit would have pierced his sternum and punctured his heart only resulted in light bruising. Many members of my family have argued about this since my uncle told us this story. A lot of the details he tells us about it seem a little exaggerated, especially some of the details he gave about these two and a half CDs, specifically their weight. So tell me, bus ministers, is the weight of two and a half CDs really roughly 40 grams? Or is my uncle's story

a fabrication? So first of all, that is unthinkable. There's no doubt. That is one of the most awful things I've ever heard. Yeah. And I don't know if we really want to delve into the macab. No. Is that how you say it? Macabre.

Macabre. Yeah, I thought the brough was in there. Yeah, the bros are right here. That's right. So luckily, we have, here, I have my handy, where I keep out, my CD wrong. So this is this one CD.

Okay, that's one. Hold this, don't put it on the scale yet. Well, you can, I guess. That's one. And then I got here. another CD and then of course always keep it on me

my half CD I don't want to listen to a lot of music or a full song yeah a single a little bit this weighs 36 grams

okay oh it's pretty close but your uncle is a fucking liar we busted his story this shit did not happen and he probably lied about Vietnam too

it wasn't all that bad these CDs two and a half compact discs weighs 38 grams your uncle this did not happen to your uncle it's a falsifying

it's falsified Yeah, so that's going to be busted. That's busted as fuck. Deeply busted. Okay, and then I have one last letter here. This says, Dear bustmisters, I have had an experience

that I would classify as either paranormal or extraterrestrial in nature, possibly both. At 12.01 a.m. last night, a blinding blue light shone through my kitchen window. My first thought was some kind of microwave malfunction,

but as I walked nearer, my fears became different than I originally planned them. Upon further inspection, the microwave was inside of the house and turned off, so there had to be another cause for the blue light. I opened my kitchen window, and in an instantaneous moment, I blinked and I was in a strange cell. It looked like a prison. I was tied down to a table, or at least it resembled a table.

Who knows what it really was. To my right, a small green humanoid creature. To my left, there was nothing. thing there. The green one on my right started probing me with probes, or at least they seemed like probes to my earthling mind. It was then that I realized that the restraints holding me were meant for a much weaker creature than myself, and I could easily break out of them by flexing. So I did. I viciously attacked the green in front of me, and I ended up ripping his head clean off. His shoulders. I sat there like...

No neck. This species has no neck. No neck, so that's interesting. I sat there like WTF, do I get home? As I sat there, I realized the head probably weighed around 40 grams. Interesting weight, I thought, but far from the most interesting part of this tail. I blinked again and I was back in my kitchen on the floor of my house. I was holding a buzz ball, a green buzz ball. So I'm wondering now if an alien head would weigh around 40 grams. I don't have an alien head. Well, it just so happens that as a special effects master, of which you would, would be familiar with this line of work. I have procured a tiny green alien head.

So let's go ahead and see if this little bad boy weighs 40 gays. Does this really weigh 40 grams or is this myth busted? Yes, because otherwise it's a complete tall tale. Yeah, because it's an urban legend. Because it's BS if it's not true. Yeah. So let's go ahead and put it to the test. And here we go.

Your entire, your entire reputation. lays on this one head. So, first of all, it fell over, which means... It does not want to be weighed. Okay, it almost did again. It's actually very light.

80. Exactly double. It's double. So that's busted. Wow. That's completely busted. Hugely busted to a degree of two. You came to me with a story

that turns out to be complete fucking bullshit. Yeah. And I don't take kindly to liars. So I might have to fucking kill you. We barely confirmed anything today. It seems like all we can do is bust. It seems like all I look around to see. We just fucking busts.

I look around and I see liars, open mouths that I can just bust on. Look at the detritus of our busts. This is disgusting. We busted everything across the table. Look at this bag of white bust. This is disgusting. And cans of busts sitting around the table. Busterries.

Well, on the brights. side triple d busteries we can know that we have uh gotten to the truth of the entire matter yeah we have delved deep into the world of mists mysteries busted they've been bisted busted busted backslided and now back slapped it's completely uh and bern noined and bring yoined the truth is laid bare in front of you all we can do is lay the truth bare in front of you it's your choice we just hope that you'll eat it all we can do is bust in front of you we hope to eat it Okay, June 11th. This is one myth that's confirmed. This is confirmed.

Wait. Let me confirm. Jamie, is it true that there's a bar show on June 11th? June 11th at the Windjammer at 7.30 p.m. Is that true, Jamie? Yes, it's true. And Esther Fallick, Nick Naney, and Assad Benbo are going to be on it. Is that true or is it confirmed?

And it's going to be co-hosted. We'll have to confirm that it's going to be. co-hosted by Alex Forrest. And I've heard a mythical legend that there will be music accompaniment. Music accompaniment by somebody. By Caleb Pitts. Named Caleb Pitts. I wonder.

Well, is that confirmed? That has been confirmed. Hit the confirmed. Oh, no. I didn't even realize I was on camera with this disgusting overlay. All right. The shareholder meeting this month. Will there be a shareholder meeting this month?

Confirmed. It's been confirmed. 28th. It will be June 28th at 6pm. So if you're on, if you want to come to it, it's a Discord call where we give presentations and we do a Q&A. It's about the state of the company Sullivan the Frog Enterprises. If you would wish to join it, upgrade your pledge on Patreon. If you aren't on Patreon, you shouldn't subscribe to it because there's a lot of stuff on there that you'll enjoy. Bears we drank, movie Mondays. Tiny mists that we may busts. We might bust every week on Patreon from now on. Who knows? Maybe this would become a recurring series where we weigh different things to bust them. Yeah. So thank you very much for being here. And good night. Good night.