Podcast About List - Ep. 296 - The Official Patrickpedia Entries #1

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

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All right, go. What was that? Bad clap. That was a me clap. That was a true pack clap. That was a true pack clap. Ain't that crazy? We're trying to break news and talk about a news story.

There's groundbreaking a fart sound. Well, that's what I think about this man that we're talking about. It's not a man. It was a minor that he was messaging. No, I think that the man who messaged is a fart. Doctor disrespect. So you're doing the ultimate disrespect to a doctor. And by the way, this guy has the two most opposite names put into one name.

Doctor commands the most respect. I believe the doctors. Disrespect commands the least respect. If your name is, if your job is disrespect, I have zero respect for you. If you're a doctor, it's up at 100. And you guys know that doctor disrespects real. name is Guy Beam.

Really? You're kidding. And he was sending pictures of his guy beam to a minor. Yeah, so apparently he's admitted to it. Wow. This is big news. Can we get the exact quote? Kids are out of school.

Can I read it out here? So Dr. Disrespect says, can you highlight the thing again? There it is. Dr. Disrespect says, were there Twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017? The answer is yes. Were there real intentions behind these messages? The answer is absolutely not.

I'm going to say that he could probably get off by like if he if this gets put in front of a judge he can say well it wasn't a direct it wasn't a direct message it was a whisper what could this mean too he says there these were casual mutual conversation that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate but nothing more nothing illegal happened no pictures were shared no crimes were committed I never even met the individual well you said it possibly have done why was he messaging a minor like that what could lean inappropriate yeah what is it there's videos yeah picture yeah that's the shirt go watch up chasing sunset yeah there's the best one they ever do

there's videos pictures uh text messages there's texting pictures and video it's physical stuff the law says the law texting pictures of videos it's physical stuff that crosses the line yeah it's one of the most from spider spider spider says spider says that in chasing sun spider and then danny de mayo and then you weren't in it yeah unfortunately i was the son man you'd have bodied that dude you'd have been so good in that thank you bro i like that respect that you're going to Really would have been so good and that is what do you think

that Dr. Disrespect was saying that was a groumer that's trying to see the sunset. That was slightly inappropriate. He probably was sending Oh, you know what I bet he was doing? I bet he was doing like Dary's Mod posing of the Nicky Minaj Warzone thing

and sending that to the kid being like this is what I want you to do. Right. Well, no, see, that would have been crossing the line. That's what I mean. How can what could be not, what could be not crossing the line? Yeah.

But what could be slightly in it. What could be leaning? Leaning. Leaning inappropriate enough that you get fired and dropped from every, from the biggest website and company in the entire world. Yeah. But, but there's no legal charges. Yeah, that's tough.

I mean, I guess I don't believe him. Maybe he said, you know, I don't believe it. I don't believe that it was only leaning inappropriate. Maybe I guess that's a solution here. He said something. A man his name is doctor disrespect. Think about where his fucking line is. Yeah. His line has to be so far left field.

And hey, he was showing those kids his line. Yeah, that's probably The thing is, he probably thinks showing the line Has not crossed the line Yeah Because of how he is Well, he didn't cross lines with the kid He didn't even meet them

Really? Did the kid have a line or no? I guess we don't know, do we? Maybe the little kid had a circle There's no information at all Going off of last week's episode The Lines versus Circles Oh, yeah

So I'm not creepy It sounded a little creepy It sounded like Dr. Disrespect You sounded like that guy Maybe the kid had a circle. Maybe the kid had a circle. That's what you sounded like, and because that's what you said.

Well, it's not a right way to talk about a child's body. I'll say that much. No. But you're talking about which kids have circles, which kids have lines. You were talking about the line. I was just speaking.

Well, but here's why it's fine. Here's why it's fine. I have a line. So I can talk about lines all I want. Little boys' lines, big guys lines. It doesn't matter.

It's I have a line. But we can't talk about I won't even say the C word The C word The C-I-R-C-L-E type of word I won't even talk about this I can't spell it

What is that noise Oh there's a dice under there You know what I bet he's saying I bet he's saying it didn't matter Because a kid wasn't even old enough To read the messages You know, it's completely fond I don't think this kid was

Probably three Yeah If it's on Twitch Yeah young kids use Twitch It was probably a very very small child What is, his companies are 12 a.m. and black steel? What are those? Are those the companies that dropped him? Individual minor. Okay. So he's saying, at least it was just one. Yeah. Yeah. And Twitch, Twitch whisper messages. Doesn't that mean he was streaming and the person was in chat and he was, he was whispering to them on stream? Because I don't think you have like an inbox. No. I think you have to. I think you saw this person in chat say, I'm three. And he's in type slash whisper. Where's your line? Hello.

You have a line or a circle. That's bad. Yeah. He said, one second, guys. Once a second, I'll respond in a second, one second. It's really sad. I mean, we were just talking about this, but it's sad that the mystery has been solved. Because I really liked the original video. The original video was great when he talks about David Ike. Yeah, why does he drop David Ike in there? Because he, I think he just knows he's getting banned.

I think he got the text that he's banned from Twitch. And then he's just like, whatever, fuck it. Yeah, I'm going to go crazy. Yeah, either he's going to go crazy or he's a dark manipulator and he thought, maybe I'll talk about David Ike, and then they'll think that's why I got banned. Yeah, that's definitely it. Yeah. David Ike is the guy that thinks that all black people are reptiles.

I don't know about black people, but he definitely believes in reptiles. Yeah, I don't think he's got a whole lot of race stuff involved. He doesn't have. I mean, I'm sure he does. I mean, yeah, he certainly does. You're probably right. I don't think I need to know that much about what he talks about. Yeah, I only found out about him from the doctor disrespect thing.

Really? Yeah, I'd never heard of them before. How did you know about him? Oh, I'll all sorts of things. The same way you know about anything, you know. You guys actually never heard of him, though? I never heard. That's like, I feel like he's one of the main, like, reptilian conspiracy guy.

I feel like that's one of the main, like, I think he's pretty, I think he's pretty anti-Semitic too. I don't think there's a lot of race. Oh, that's what, okay. He was anti-Semitic, not racist. I'm sure he's, well, are they the same thing? I'm sure he's also racist. First, he says the circle thing.

Yeah. Now, not 90 seconds later, not 10 seconds later, he's saying. Look, I'm not very smart. It's a little bit what this whole episode is about. Yeah. I'm not a very smart person Well actually I feel like that's okay I don't think you stepped in it

No I don't think I have a high IQ Which I think he believes in Right David Ike is a Believe in his name Ike yeah he's literally short for IQ That's true as fuck David IQ Well that's how if you spell it

Yeah it's spelled IQ Yeah David Ike Ike Ike How do you think your IQ would be If we got you If we got you tested And also you had time to study

Probably a flat 100 It's pretty good I think that is good Well, that's the average of all, like, the most average intelligence, right? I think it probably is. Okay, then maybe 95. I think average is lower than 100. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, it's between 85 and 15. We did give me, and I, you guys did make me take an IQ test while I was like eight beers deep, and I got an 85. That's average. Because at one point, I did. Well, there was a math part, and I was just like, ah, fuck it. That's why I don't think I would do well on an IQ test, because I would get to one question.

and I didn't feel like and I'd be like fuck this I mean yes that's exactly what happened I didn't have time for this it's nice that

that we don't live in a world where you you have to be IQ tested for really anything yeah it's just not even real

too isn't it crazy yeah it isn't no it's just like it's just basically it's like yeah obviously it's not real there was like

it's like very catered to people who grew up in the West yeah in terms of like and it's also yeah even beyond that it's like

why does that I mean I guess maybe this is a little woke to say don't even say but why does it make you smart to know what direction of triangle is facing.

That means you're intelligent. Think about how many times in a day. Think about how many times a day you have a, you have, you come up on somebody who is losing their mind on the street. And they're saying, I don't know what's like this way the triangle faces.

Yeah, is this car driving towards me or away from me. Oh, this triangle car is it headed door. I can't tell. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny that it ever,

somebody ever thought that it means you're smart. Well, it's like a, when was IQ invented like the 60s or 70s? Something like that. I mean, it just means you test well. Isn't it crazy?

I don't know. There was like that push like a couple years ago where people like were, I think the guy who invented IQ was like a like a eugenicist or like a lot of purpose or something. No, there was no, there was a bell curve, which is the guy who did a whole like survey of IQs. All that stuff is not so great, coming from so great a standpoint. I've seen a lot of stuff where people are saying that like IQ was like a racist invention. But like wouldn't that be like the first thing you say when you get a low IQ test? Like, oh fuck this racist test anyway.

Fuck all this bullshit. I'm going to take it. It's actually the most racist test. It's actually the most problematic thing of all time. I shouldn't even be taking this, to be honest. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed that I even took it. I can't believe I just pay $250 to pay for a proctor to take this.

I can't believe it. Is it possible to cheat? Probably. Yeah, of course. I'm going to do it. Here's the other thing about it. Here's the other interesting thing about the IQ test is that it's a quotient. It's divided by your age.

So the older you get, the harder it is to get a better score. Which is not, you get, you get, and also, I mean, this is what everyone says, if you're like three years old and you take it, you just guess, you get some, you get a bunch of stuff right. You're like, you have like a 500 IQ or something. Who's the guy who is like. The bartender, the bouncer guy. Yeah, who's got like a one million IQ. Yeah, he's got like two, an IQ of like 205 or something. And he invented like a theory of everything.

Yeah. And he's just like, well, this is. is what I do. I just stay here and I make sure people don't come to them. Because I don't want to talk to people. I don't like people. People are lower than me. And I get him confused with the guy who was the biggest penis in the universe. Yeah, imagine if I was the same guy. Damn. I mean,

I wish, bro. I fucking wish it was the same guy. I could pick his brain at the same time. He hates people. When you guys were in school, were they doing the was the IQ pushback where they're like you take, you have to, I think it was probably from like a guy, one of those guidance counselor workshops or something where it's like, oh, every

week you have to go to do this special whatever. I didn't have to do that. It was like, I'm trying to remember what it's called. It was anyway, it doesn't matter. But it was also probably in like science class and stuff of social studies, but how they would be like they're like, they're like, they taught you that IQ is not like the whole story or whatever. And they'd be like

because there's lots of different types of intelligence. There's emotional intelligence. And they always, they'll be listening them. And it'll always be like stuff like, oh, and there's artistic intelligence. If you're good at painting, that means you're smart to, food. If you're good at lifting, lifting a box intelligence. And they would just have like 20 different intelligence types?

Yeah. It's true. I never did any of that. You know what I did take was a class called occupational therapy where they taught me I to hold a pencil correctly? Really? When I was six. Did you learn?

That's not a class. No, I had to get, I got taken out of class to go do that. Oh, you did in school? Yeah. In school? There was a lot of stuff that I realized. I didn't know that they had that. Yeah, they had it when I was in second grade.

There was a lot of stuff that I did and then realized later like, oh, that was a special needs class. Yeah. It's okay to be special needs. The fact that you didn't realize that. It's fine. really points to why you should have been in the class in the first place because you were doing baking. Well, I was like, I was like, well, I get to leave the classroom. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, oh, I don't have to do

school. Yeah, and it's like me and like three other kids who are like there because they have behavior problems. The principal came in and picked the five coolest kids. Yeah. You guys get to make muffins for me and these kids who would have like such bad behavior problems that like they would get put into the quiet room. You guys had a quiet room? Yeah, this kid. kid that I knew... We had a choir room. This kid that I knew wore a Power Rangers shirt to school in third grade and was like... No.

He got made fun of for liking Power Rangers shirt. For liking Power Rangers in the third grade. Well, yeah, that's whack. He got sent to the quiet room because he almost beat the shit out of some kid. Okay, but that kid didn't have a... He just had a taste. He had, like, temper problems. There's nothing wrong with having temper problems.

No. I think he's in the Army now, which I think he's our best guy. That's where he belongs. Yeah, I think that's our best guy there. Everybody I've ever known who has anger problems growing up ended up going into the Army. Yep, 100% I can confirm exactly where they belong. It's where their anger is directed. Get them out of our

society. Yep. Send them to some other society to kill them. Give them a bunch of guns and bullets. Yeah, I don't want them here. No, no, no. We don't want them in America. We want them somewhere far, some far Eastern land. Some place that doesn't even exist. Yeah, somewhere might as well not even

be real. And just let that guy go ballistic. Yeah, he'll get angry. It's fine. Do you know what I always thought was really unfair? Is that the guy who had the, the biggest penis ever. I never remember his name, but he is the biggest penis. Lawrence Schlong.

I don't think it's Lawrence Schlong. But he, there's no, there's no pictures of his penis. Right. Isn't that fucking crazy? Well, once you got one,

it's like, it's like, it's a Guinness World Record. He has it. He has it in a gym. Yeah, but so that means some Guinness person had to come by

with a probably a Guinness and hold it next to his penis and go, yeah, come on. Look it up. Look up world's biggest penis. Just look it up one time. Well, it's the problem with it.

World's big and Google. World's biggest. You are happy to go to Gayhub.com. World record. World record. There's only, it's only 1.5 inches long. Oh,

this is a different guy. They changed the guy. There's a new guy. But he's going red hot chili peppers. Oh, my God. That thing is not right. That's huge. That's fucked up.

That I don't like that, man. Why? That just is too big. It's not too big for me, man. He's so proud. I mean, wouldn't you be? No, shit, he's fucking proud. He's a world's biggest penis

that goes the end of his leg. No, I know. He's just... My God, it's past the meat. He doesn't look that tall, too, which is, like, I think there has to be... Yeah, it could be some trickery. Yeah.

It's fat as fuck, too. That's the thing. That's what's... That's what's getting me. That's the thumbnail. Just this picture. For Patrickpedia, it's this guy. You know, and you know what?

love, he doesn't, he's not ripped because he doesn't have to be. He doesn't need to be now. He probably couldn't get that way. There's no imagine he's at the gym. Every time he, every time he gets a boner, all the blood leaves his entire body and his muscles all shrivel up. He legally dies. He probably works out for a week

and gets super ripped after a week and then the first time he pops a boner. He drains his body. I'm not even sure he can get a bar. He has to, oh my God, the PVC is on it because he can't get a boner. That's not PVC. Go back in. That's PVC. You think he has PVC. That's a sock, man.

That's multiple socks. It's duct taped on. Jesus Christ. Okay, so I'm thinking of a different guy. There's obviously an awesome picture of this guy. Yeah. I'm thinking of a different guy. That was the thing with Ron Jeremy. He was like, you know, he's the ugliest guy of all time, maybe. And he had like a 13-inch penis.

Yeah, he's rotten. He's the most rotten guy of all time. He looked like they called... You know, his nickname was the hedgehog. Do you know that? Really? Yeah. Why? When I was looking up him on Wikipedia to see what he did, I saw, like, also known as the hedgehog. Why did they give him that name?

Why'd you look him up on Wikipedia to see what he did? Were you prepping for this episode? I wasn't prepping for this episode. I just didn't know. Someone's definitely going to ask about Ron Jeremy. I knew he did something, but I didn't know what. He did many horrible acts. Yeah.

And including sucking his own penis. Yeah. One of the, as soon as, and I don't know how this went under the radar for so long. long, but he put his own penis in his mouth. That's fine. You're kidding. You're fucking kidding. Putting your own dong.

Isn't that right? Putting your d-D in your mouth. It's like putting your finger in your mouth is not right either. That's wrong as well. It's not as wrong. You get it. You mean, you don't have floss on you? You say, what are you going to pig out?

You started picking out on his own fucking pop. Ew. Don't say pig out. He started pig out on his piglet, well. What are you going to do with the pig out? He got down there, and I just pegged out. Yeah, I sat my own dick one time. Yeah, I got, I just bent over and just pig the fuck out.

Just fucking pigging out on it. That's gross. Oh, my God. You pig down? Why do people not say pig out for oral sex more? That's hilarious. It's really funny. Instead of eat out, it should be pig out.

Yeah. Piged out on it. I'm pigged out on it. That's disgusting. I'm a honeymoon, man. I was pigging out. Oh my God. Every night I picked out.

That's gross. Pigged out. Picked out in Hawaii, man. They were two louis. I want to pick out on you. People don't pig out enough. Yeah. No.

We picked out yesterday, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, guys, yesterday finally happened. Julio, oh, well, it didn't all actually happen. So for people, well, listen. It didn't actually happen? No, no, no. Something didn't actually happen.

happened and what didn't happen is that we didn't get together as a true group and go because we have gone in every permutation except as an entire group at this point us whoo patches and if you don't know we're talking about we're talking fogo fogo to chow yeah this has been a point of yeah yeah i knew that was coming so that's why he doesn't give me a heart attack he doesn't speak unless he's really upset so and he's just we went we have gone look he popped a blood vessel in his eye look did you have a red eye my eyes have been I've read since I was on my video games because of Eldon ring. Why did I call him Julio?

I'm so stressed out now. Dude, I'm the local gringo. The lady was talking Spanish to me on the phone at the restaurant the other day, but it's not a big deal. No way. I have to talk about it. Wait, on the phone? I'd call to order for food from a restaurant.

She's talking Spanish to me. And you say, see? I said, I don't understand. No, blah. I went along with it for a little bit. I could kind of understand. And then she said one thing. And I said, I'm sorry.

I don't know what you said. Me no understand. I don't under me, no understando. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah. to chow as us three, no Julio. And it was actually so... It was really incredible.

It was really, really... We were there when they were... I still have a stomach ache. Were they closing for like a break? Nope. You guys both thought that they were going to close at some point. I thought that for one second. But we didn't stay long enough for it.

I said we should... Before we went, I said we should check when they closed for the break. They never even got close to close it. But they were not close it. But then every time we got to meet, there would be about a two to five minute break. And Patrick looked around and said, I think they're closing guys. Yeah. They got really sure out about it.

You put that. You put that thought in my head. You know him. He can't be saying stuff like that. Well, I don't even think I said, yeah. You know, I'm going to catastrophize everything, man. And then you looked it up and said they're open till 10 p.m. Yeah.

Why do you put that in his head? I already told it. What do you mean? I did say that. Why didn't you put it more in his head? A good Thai restaurant, a really good Thai restaurant will be closed from three to four. I think there's a lot of restaurants that are up for lunch and dinner. Well, I think Fogo de Chow, especially because it's, I've never seen that.

Well, that's, that's more a nice restaurant thing. Yeah, you close at three, you open at five. Oh. That's a, that's, that's not a, that's, I mean, that's a nice restaurant thing. Yeah, I only eat at a nice restaurant. That's why we don't know about that. I got to fucking, yeah, Mr. Wagyu. Yeah.

Oh, wait, I got to show you the picture. You got to show us that picture. I sent my dad for Father's Day. I sent him a Wagyu steak from Alpine Butcher because I forgot it was Father's Day. And he got it and then he sent me a picture of how he cooked it. And I was really, really horrified. Let me find this. excuse me

sorry for burping he ate it with a baked potato oh yeah bro does he not know about bon chan and here's a picture of it oh

gray I can't see it man completely gray well it's a little bit red on the side there a little bit and I think that

he probably ate around that yeah if I had knowing him yeah he's a rare well done man I didn't know this and I probably would have sent him

gift if I knew that, but he said, hell's yeah, so awesome, very cool. Wow. That's actually I think he didn't like it. Yeah. Well, because he didn't eat it the right way. The thing is, I was going to explain to my dad you need to get a suave. Well, I was going to say you need kimchi. Oh, no, he's not going to know what that is.

No. And he said, what should I eat it with? A baked potato? And I said, yeah, man. Eat it with a baked potato. You're going to have a great time. I mean, that's the thing. I mean, getting your parents to eat any kind of ethnic food is always It's like, it's, it's like I don't have a child, but it's probably the same way my mom felt trying to get me to eat lime of beans. I thought that exactly thing.

I was like, this is my dad's revenge for all the half-eaten hot dogs that I threw away growing up. Uh-huh. Getting my mom to eat like a, I tried to give her like a piece of foe one time. A piece of fuzz. Like the brisket, like the spoon. Like I was like, yeah, try this. Okay. And she went like, ugh.

Yeah. I mean, our parents are just. They're just not... They're hunkies. They're completely... They're hunkies. They're white hunkers. They don't eat any...

My dad eats fucking, like, mac and cheese every single night. Yeah. Okay? I don't know what I was doing, wasting... It was pearls before swine. I didn't eat...

I didn't eat Indian food until I was 22. Because my mom... Well, they probably wasn't a lot of Indian food near you, I would guess. That's enough. That's probably a good point. I don't think there's a lot of Indian food.

And London dairy, I didn't... I wouldn't think there'd be a ton of Indian food. Yeah. There also wasn't a lot of Indian food. We had one Indian restaurant in our hometown called Tandori Bites, and my grandpa went there, and he thought it was an Italian restaurant, and he ordered something, and it came, and it was Indian food, he just left.

He was like, he had no idea what it was. They put it in front of him. He thought it was all Italian guys working there. Tandori was like an Italian last name. And he ordered it, and he just fucking left. Didn't eat a single bite, didn't pay. bounced out of it. That's awesome.

Shout out Pete. Shout out Peter. Mm-hmm. All right. I'm guessing this is going to take. This is going to take. We should start now. We should jump into this, right?

So we had a episode some time ago where Patrick ended up doing what I would call an impromptupeedia because it was his pedia. But this is a planned pedia. This is a completely planned Patrick's media where we have had you

call in and suggest topics that we're going to test Patrick's knowledge on. Right. And Patrick, for some reason, decided this will be a history-based one. I didn't, I mean, that is my fault. So we're doing history,

we're doing a history special. Did he decide that? He said, he published, he said, only ask history questions. Only ask history questions. That is my fault. I mean, it's not, it's just a way, it's just a direction. It's just an interesting direction. I was thinking maybe the history of Hollywood, maybe the history of

television. Oh, you're trying to, you tried to game it a little bit. You did try to But I do. But Patrick is not, well, I know he's looked at some of them already. But for the majority of these, he's not seen them. And I've curated these voicemails. And Patrick, I'd like free. Oh, I see why. And this is nice, too, because we can do future, we can do future different topics for the Patrick Peter. For they do this again. I'd like you to mint to tell everybody what these are. So these are, with the exception of this. This is cheating. That's cheap. Put that away. I had a 504 plan in school. Proctor takes that. Thank you, Proctor. I would use stuff like that. But because of my 504 plane in school, I was allowed to use my notes during tests. And here I have some notebooks that I did keep from high school and college. Yeah.

And can you explain to everybody why you still have these? I have these because of some of my... Doodles. Amazing doodles. Can you show this one that I just saw? Hold on. Is that a skateboard truck? Yeah, you know, this one?

It's actually pretty... So what years is this from? This is from high school. I don't think you can't really see it. Here, I'll show this, Cam. But actually, it's... It looks pretty accurate to me. It's not that bad.

It's almost like as you're taking the test, you had a skateboard on your desk. No, that's from memory. I can draw that. You're kidding. Give me a pen. I could do the same thing right now. I believe you.

I mean, for some reason, I believe you. Oh, this is a mouse. Show my mouse. Go my mouse. So this is, if you were Patrick's teacher. The other way, flip it, the other way. Flip it upside. Well, you got to flip it up right.

Do you know what way a mouse goes? Well, there's two mice on this asshole. Okay, well, that mouse is, but show the good one. They're both good. They're both really good. I think I was really good at art class and nothing else. But I do have, okay, so there's a, well, that's a drawing of a strawberry from. Wow, that is a, it.

Okay, God, if that doesn't make you hungry, I don't know what would. Because frankly, I thought that that was a pepper. Yeah? But now that I look closer, that is as clear as day, a strawberry. It's pretty, it's not bad, actually. No, it's not. It looks good. It looks good. Okay.

There's actually a lot of drawings in here that. But this isn't Patrick Pedia art. No. We're not doing doodlers today. Look at that ear. This isn't Patrick's doodle. This isn't doodlers, man. Yeah, but look at these ears.

You pegged out on that. Show the ears. No, people know... People can see the ears. They look like two black balls. Pretty good crosshatching, I'll say. All right. First Pedia, let's go.

All right, so we have voicemails from all you guys. I'm sorry, wait, this is my notebook. Okay, so this is my notebook from a class I've talked about on here. Senior year of high school, I took a class where we were supposed to... It was a writing class where we were supposed to write about movies. that we watched in class. It was a class that only existed so that the lacrosse coach

could have a class so he could technically be the lacrosse coach. And this is my notes from, I forget what movie. But let's read it out and let's see if we can guess the movie. It's Audrey Hepburn and Ellie made Sam Blake

believe Lou was cheating, but he was really at a sandlot. Let's see that handwriting. And there's a picture of a little lady there. There's a muffin munch. A muffin lady. We have other ones here. This is about non-restrictive clauses.

The princess who Joe thought was drunk is staying at his house. These are notes you took. These are things I had to write to learn about restrictive clauses and stuff. Okay, this one's about local government. No child left behind. I wonder why you had to learn about that. You have to stop showing us wrong. Yeah, the drawings are over.

The drawings are over. You're delaying because you're scared. Yeah. You're scared. Just play one. Yeah, put these down. You're going to use these when you hear the question. You're going to find, and you're going to, you know what?

We're going to do a timer that you have to find the end. You can use your notebook for 30 seconds. Okay, deal. But not right now. Right now you can't use it at all. One thing I found in here that I just want to show you guys. I got into calligraphy. What does that say?

Fuck. Fuck you, dad. That's mean. That's rude. In old English? You're a troublesome child. I was a, It was.

All right. Let's hear the first question. All right. Let's hear it. Hey, Pat. Hello. I hope everything's okay with you. I was curious what you know about the Lewis and Clark Expedition.

Oh, that's a good one. Okay. All right. That was the whole question? Thanks. Oh. Okay. So the Lewis and Clark Expedition happened.

Oh. That was. So there was Maryweather Lewis. Wow. No fucking way. How is you, are you so good at this?

Is Mary Weather Lewis and Thomas Clark? That's a fucking yes. And also Saka Juea, who's on the gold coin, was involved. The gold gold. She was on the $1 gold coin, Sacaduia.

She was because she was such a good guide and to honor the Native American who lived in this country, we put her on a gold coin. Yeah. But what about the expedition? Yeah.

Talk about the expedition. And remember, your Pedia, so give it informationally. So that happened sometime in the 17th, 16th, no, 18th century, right? Yes. Sometime in the 18th century. I don't know the dates.

But the Lewis and Clark expedition was up and down the, the Mississippi River? You said 18th century? Isn't it like you, like if it's in the 17th, that's 18th century? I'm just I don't know if that's true. I don't know if it's true. It sounds a little late to me. Yeah, but

I think it's the 17th century because that was like, 17th or the 18th? Because that's the one No, because that's Well, because America wasn't around until 1776. Yeah, as independently. Well, yeah, then it was like a couple years later. What, the

Pilgrims were what, 1620s? 1620? Okay, then maybe it was the 19th century? You think it was the 1800s? I truly have no idea. Because it was, because,

uh, like, that was when they went up. Let's go with your first one. 18th century. Yeah. You're not a questionnaire. Yeah,

that's true. The 18th century, that's when they it was up and down the Mississippi River, right? You're not a questionnaire. We're not

answerers. I'm not an answer pedia. You're the Pedia, man. Come on, Pedia. I think it was.

I think. I think that it was. Okay. Up and down the Mississippi, you're claiming. For what? Am I mixing up Lewis and Clark

and Tom Sawyer or Huckleberry Finn? I would have to know a little more information about what you're thinking. Going up and down the Mississippi risk. Second,

Joanne painted a white fence. That's what I'm thinking. No. No, no, no, I shouldn't do that. That's wrong. That's Tom Sawyer.

Okay, that is Tom Sawyer. Yeah. or he got someone else to do it interesting well they got well Mary Weather Lewis and Clark got a Native American woman to guide them for them because they couldn't figure it out

okay they couldn't figure any of that crap out tell me what they were trying to figure out they were trying to map territories they were trying to find shit okay okay all right they were trying to figure out what was going on on the parts of the country that were not yet colonized

okay interesting because and who was president was it Andrew Jackson was president when they were doing that I mean there was a lot of Native Americans were killed by him it's kind of very true I would say I would say that's what we call a blue link yeah definitely Patrickpedia where we can we can circle back on that okay what's interesting about the blue links on Patrick Pedia on Wikipedia they they link you somewhere but on Patrick Pedia they just are they just say all the information in the middle of the entry yeah and then also on Patrick Pedia there's a lot of

blue links on words like the and and so I think I mean I think you basically covered it I don't know if that's as much as you know

I think there's nothing in here this isn't a test no no no this is my this is the writing of a pia this will come in handy eventually I'm not I'm not going to spoil

can I show you one thing that happened to this that happened yeah you can show us one thing from the notebook after every PDF was my notebook when my dog Charlie was a puppy.

Uh-huh. And I just want to show right here a little gift he left me, which was eating most of it. There ain't no way you actually. The dog ate the homework. The dog ate my homework. Wait, wait, wait. I'd like to try something. I'd like to try something. This drawing of a sub. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you show us. He ate a drawing of a subway sub. He ate a drawing of a subway sub. He ate a drawing of a subway sub. That's a smart dog. Because I drew a picture of a book. Can I see this really quickly? yes okay I'd like to try something let me find there's a trumpet all right open your mouth open your mouth open your mouth open your mouth open it wide don't know wide to the right I know that you have you have width here it is the same size it's the same size as you

ate the homework I don't think I ate the homework you ate the homework this about my mom wrote for my brother when we had to live in a hotel And I lived there for all of senior year, and this is planning for two weeks. Nice. That's crazy. Very organized. All right. You've got your one thing from the-

Let's get to the next page. Next question, please. Let's hear this next time. Hey, Patrick. Currently driving right now. Don't drive and call. Hang up. Hang up.

Hang up. Oh, and what the hell happened there. All right. Let me know. Shut up. You need to get rid of your attitude. You're covering up the questions. These are asking you questions.

The Chernobyl disaster happened in 89. It was at the turn of the century. It was when the Berlin Wall was still up. Yes, it was. Because it happened. Yes, it was. No, no, no, no.

The Berlin Wall was still up. Yes, it was. It was 88 or something like that, 85. Somewhere between, okay, the Nintendo NES system. There we go. Now we're getting into the real PD. Yeah, X-Mex. Had was invented in 85, but Chernobyl happened maybe three years after that.

So I think it was 88. I think it happened. Could it be wrong? We're not too pressed about dates. Yeah. We want the, we want the information. It's about the actual, we want the heart of what really happened. It would be impressive if you knew the dates.

I knew. Yeah, but you're kind of guessing. Reagan was the president. You got this about five minutes guessing on them. Reagan was the president, but it has nothing to do with it. Because it's, we're over there. But you didn't say that. But it has nothing to do with that.

And you didn't say that about the Nintendo console that came out three years prior. You just said... Well, it was called the Famicom in Japan. Okay, the Famicom or the Nintendo. Which is short for family computer. That's actually really cool. I didn't know that.

Yeah. Okay, so Chernobyl happened when a reactor was overloaded or something? or like because the whole so like the whole Soviet government was kind of like like they were about to they were about to shut down

okay the whole thing it was like a couple years we're gonna we're gonna take the wall down in a couple years they were sitting around like

yeah it's about yeah it's a guy wants to close his diner yeah yeah I'm just getting close to it's like the end of cheers where uh you know

Sam alone and looks at the bar for the last time. Yeah. That's kind of what Gorbachev was doing. But then it was like he left the oven on. Yeah, that was Chernobyl. Yeah, he left the oven on and then just the whole city of Chernobyl, city or town, I don't know, city of Chernobyl had to be evacuated because there was so much nuclear

was not radiation, not fallout, what's the other runoff? There's so much nuclear runoff or something or one of, I don't know the exact word, but there was so much radiation in that town, city, it's the township. Thank you. Perfect. This township of tour. There's so much that, like, the whole nuclear plant, like, exploded. Yeah.

And they were all speaking British to each other about, like, oh, fuck, the fucking reacted. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, yeah. And they, okay, so then the whole town evacuates, and they, and they, okay, so then the whole town evacuates, and they have like these like this is a crazy fact that I learned about it was like they had these scientists or not scientists but like

clean up guys go in with like hazmat suits and then there was the the Chernobyl elephant foot which is like the most like the biggest amount of like nuclear waste in one spot and it was like the most like irradiated thing in the world and these guys these Russian guys and these hazmat suits went in there

and we're like oh fuck what do we do with this I don't know why don't know why don't we shoot it with these Kalishnikovs? Why don't we fucking in our hazmatts? Why don't we shoot this big thing of a radio? That's true. They shot it with AK-47. Well, the reason why, oh, I shouldn't join in on the Pedia,

but you know why they did it? No. It was to get, that's the only way that they could think to get samples off of it because it was so hard. Oh, okay. They shot off pieces of it with an AK-47. That's so fucking stupid, dude.

Yeah. That's something, you know what? I would do that. Yeah, why not? That's something I would immediately do. It's far away. thing. I want to shoot it. Yeah, exactly. It's far away.

No, they were like, the pictures I saw, they were, like, in the room with it, like, in hazmat suits. Yeah. Which I think those hazmat suits that they had, like, barely did anything because, like, the, the cancers and stuff that people had from Chernobyl. Oh, yeah, that's probably, it probably worked. But, like, the

like, the amount of, like, everyone from there has some, like, weird, like, cancer or something, or like, like, a second finger. Were there babies, or is that, uh, was at Hiroshima Nagasaki where like babies were being born with like extra fingers

you tell me Pedia I don't know I don't remember I don't know if it happened to both I don't know if it happened in both let's keep going because we don't need to spend so long in all these

because I think you covered Chernobyl pretty well I think you did a great job I think that one doesn't need like on Wikipedia this page needs editing no that one I think you got

I think you cited your source that you edit the fact was huge I would say the fact pushed it from a C to a B plus. Yeah. All right. Let's hit the next Pedia. All right.

Hey, Patrick Pedia. You know, we're in an election year. True. And people are always talking about the electoral college and throwing out hotcakes about that. This is good. Bad history behind the electoral college. I just don't really think I understand it exactly or really know anything about it. Hey, buddy.

You and me both. So really any sort of explanation on why it's good or bad or white. it was made would be really helpful. Just any info about the Electoral College. I'm pretty uneducated on that. Thank you. I look forward to your answer. All right.

So he's got the civics notebook. Correct. The electoral college. That was very professorial of you. Just smack the paper. Okay, so I see this notebook that notes end after about 10 pages here. Yep. There's no notes there.

Two weeks of stuff. Maybe I put it in a separate notebook and then it was like, okay. a couple of drawings more bites out of it bites from Charlie rest in peace there's actually from you I'm not seeing many more notes in not really a lot about that's upside down with subway Jared that's a hot dog man it's my mom and dad's phone number anything on the electoral college okay that's a script for a video I made Pages are fun. That could be

Electoral College. It could be. Let's see. What is it? No. This is about the U.S. Virgin Islands and the 14th Amendment.

Trumpet. Nice. Another trumpet. Pretty good at drawing those. That's a cool kind of thing to be a motif. Yeah. A lot of trumpets.

A lot of coffee cups. All right. So I think you're about... So I think that may... Another trumpet. Another trumpet. Oh, this is when my teacher gave me

that... Trumpet. That pen. And you said, I got to draw a trumpet. I got to draw an Amish guy, too. Okay. Well, it's just his beard.

All right. Well, Bill Bo Baggins with shoes. Okay. Oh, okay. Make them a little more respectful. Sure. I see.

So let's get it. Yeah. So tell us... You phoned a friend and your friend didn't pick up. So there was nothing about the electoral college in there, but we should disband it and it should be completely gone and all the election should. be done, because I don't agree with it, and it's my pedia. Tell me, what don't you agree with?

I don't agree with that. I don't agree that, what is it? It was like some states get two votes, while some other states get like 35. And what's that based on? That's based off of maybe the, it's not the amount of representatives, right?

In the state house? I can't tell you. You're not a questioneer. well i think that every state should get one vote and it should be 50 votes so you think that every state should get one vote every state should get one vote in the election so here let's let's let's let me ask you this and what is this was a big this was a big uh so you don't want to disband the electoral college you don't want to disband the electoral college you want to make it so every so you want Arkansas and California to have the same weight in terms of national elections oh yeah okay

Let's fuck it up. I'm fine with that. Let's fuck the whole thing up. That's a pia entry. That's an opinion one. It's definitely heavily. This is the talk section. Let's fuck it up.

Let's disband the electoral college, replace it with an American Idol-style voting system where you watch the debates on TV and then you text it. You text Sanjaya to three six five. And then Sanjaya is president. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fair.

That's fair to me. That's an alternative. I don't know too much about the electoral College, but I will say I remember when Archito and Chief was elected in that vile year 2016,

the year that changed it all. I remember a lot of very like vote blue no matter who people saying that we need to reform the electoral college. And I was like, well, you wouldn't be saying that if the other guy won.

Okay, so now you're identifying hypocrisy, which is another thing that we is the Patrick Times. So this is more democracy dies in the darkness, I would say. Let's get a, yeah. This, I mean, this question is, I guess, based on opinion to this. I want to hear why it's bad, why it's good. So let's get a better question. It's a little more objective. So let's hear this kind of objective, historical question.

And again, I said at the top of that episode, I'm not a very smart man. On January 6th, for real. That's historical. So that's a historical question. Actually, you know what? I can actually, I do remember this. Okay.

Um, I was at the Aspen Dental in Manchester, New Hampshire, and I, you got your teeth knocked out. Uh-huh. I got my teeth knocked out. By a capital officer. Uh-huh. By actually, AOC. Really? Yeah.

She kicked me in the mouth. Yeah. A lot of people don't know. All right. Let's get a real actual question. But I was, well. Hi, Patrick. Okay.

I would love to know what you can tell me about the bulb crisis, the Netherlands bulb crisis. or like the tulip thing. So, yeah, let me know. It seems like you don't really know what it is. Well, that's why they're asking. Yeah. The Neverland Ball Crisis? The Netherlands Bulb Crisis.

The Netherlands Bald Crisis. Bulb. Like a tulip, you know? Okay, so this is agricultural. It's historical. Historically agricultural. It's historically agricultural. And this happened maybe a couple days ago.

I don't know. So let's tell us what you think happened. Based on the name and the, information that you were just giving. So, Netherlands. First of all, where is that? That's in Scandinavia. Okay.

So that's like, where is that in relation to? That's like close enough that you can take like a train from Spain. Right? Because I remember we had, our college had a castle over there. Castile well. And you could, like, I remember kids were like taking trains to like Greece and shit. The Euro rail. the Euro rail.

But that doesn't mean because they put that shit underwater too. Right? They put the train What's the bulb crisis, man? Yeah, you're dodging the bulb question.

Well, I'm trying to think about the climate of the Netherlands because I think that maybe what this was. Yeah, because I think that maybe what that was was like maybe tulips weren't like growing

or something or maybe there was a or they were, it must be something about them like only reaching the bulb stage or maybe their bulbs were too small. So they're saying tulips were only reaching the bulb stage and the Netherlands. Which the bulb stage is when...

That's before they bloom. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah, we'll take that. We'll lock that down.

That's Pedia. We'll lock that down. That's Pedia. And there's a Picman. And that's a Picman. Okay, let's hear the next one. Can I see what that was? Can I see what the Netherlands bulb crisis was?

No, you can look it up later if you want. See, okay, so the flowers were only reaching the bulb stage is what I'm guessing. Okay. Okay. That's a good guess. And they need flowers there. They need flowers there.

They have to have flowers in Netherlands. It's a fucking boring-ass country, man. It's so boring that they made all drugs and prostitution legal. All right. Let's hear about a less boring country then. Let's hear the next one. Hey, Patrick. I know you're a history style guy and also an Irish person.

Okay. So I was wondering if you could tell me a little bit about the history of Ireland after it's independent after it's into so after after so after so after so like the 80s no no no no 92 92 is when the troubles ended right you tell me because of the movie in the name of the father starring daniel day lewis and peter postlethwaite happens that ends he gets out of jail and first i'd like to say first time he mentioned a movie yeah pretty impressive yeah um okay so i know that part of the U.K. You do know that.

I know that. You do know that. That's part of the UK, technically, like, Belfast and all that stuff. Derry went from, well, it was free dairy. So this is independence. So this, yeah. Well, yeah, it was, dairy became London. So what happened now?

What's to do with Ireland these days? Ireland, well, Sinn Fain is actually, like, I think the current, um, God, what's his name? The current, like, leader, like the president of Ireland. is like he was in Sinn Féin and Sinn Féin was like the party that was like like, what was it? Because there's that fucking brass eye sketch where he's doing the Sinn Fane thing and he's inhaling all the helium. He's like, Sin Fane is a legitimate political party. And because it was like they were very involved with the IRA.

Okay. Which is? Which was the Irish Republican Army, which like, you know, they would do like car bombs and stuff and like bomb like. But after elected officials. Yeah, but after all that. Independence. Well, yeah, what have they been up to, man? They're very pro-Palestine.

Okay. Yeah. It's pretty cool. They got a lot of Mrs. Brown's boys. What's that? What does that mean? Mrs. Brown's Boys, the movie came out after the Irish independence. I don't know what they is.

Okay, so they got a movie. Mrs. Brown got a movie. Okay, who's that? After the Irish became independent. Okay. All right, we'll take that as a PD. Yeah, that's fine. Short and sweet.

Kind of fortune cookie linked Yeah I'm happy with that There was some There is a lot of... Here comes to edit There's a lot of people I mean I don't know too much about it

I'll say Edit one I don't know a lot about it Right I know that England needs to Give them back Northern Ireland Okay all right

Need citation Yeah But I know that there's like A lot of like like people who don't really fuck with Sin Fane because of their and because they were I don't know. I really don't know that much about it.

Okay. I'm full. And we're going to put on that, citation needed. This was written by a plastic patty. What's that mean? That means like a North American Irish person. Oh, okay.

Irish. Yeah. Yeah. Boston Irish like guy that's like, oh, I'm really proud of Ireland, but I don't know. anything. I know.

I like you. Yeah, completely like you. Okay. Yeah, cool. I see. All right.

Next question. A lot of these feel like gotchas. No. What are you about history questions? I was wondering if you could tell me about the Cuban missile crisis.

Okay. That's a good one. So. Thank you, Patrick. And I'd like you to play this one again from the beginning really quick. Just hear the beginning of this. Okay. You're taking your shit, man.

Yeah, I heard that. I heard the plot. We heard a full plop. We heard a full plop. Play it one more time. Play it one more time. uh hey i'm gonna be quick one you failed so okay all right Cuban missile crisis

the Cuban missile crisis happened a Cuban missile crisis right there on the toilet that was 1962 the Cuban missile crisis that was when okay we got a date the date's been thrown out that was when the Soviet powers were putting they wanted to put missiles in Cuba so that they would have like a like an out they had an outpost there so that they could like you know like if they did put them there that would be an act of war because of how close

they were so while all that is happening there's a guy Sebastian Shaw and he was good pull yeah Sebastian Shaw was like this kind of like a guy behind the scenes

and he was like pulling strings and stuff and like he was really pro like them putting like missiles in Cuba like he was like really like what country did he work for um he was kind of like kind of just a free agent he was like working cold war yeah i mean he was like i guess he's working for the soviets okay um but he also had ties to like uh like like like nazi germany and

stuff okay kind of like operation paper clip style or it's like you know but he went like a bad apple he wasn't a good guy um so he like he's really pro them having missiles and then there was like a task force that like there was kind of i don't know so then he's on like a submarine like making sure he was like stationed on a submarine and then this guy eric lyncher um second name wow he ended up stopping it but uh it was like i don't really know i think what he did was a war crime what did he did um he lifted up a coin with his powers and put it through a skull. God

damn it. I hate you. I hate you. Oh. I hate you. You got me. I had you go for a cell. I got me badly.

I'm not going to go. Wow. That's Rexman first class. Yeah. Listen, I'm not too proud to say the Pedia got me. Well, the Pedia fully got me as well. The Pedia got me. Okay.

All right, so what do you really know? I know that the Soviets. Yeah, the Soviets wanted to put missiles in Cuba. Yeah. Let's hear another. Let's move on. Damn it. Fuck.

Let's hear this. Hey, I'm going to be quick because I'm calling from Australia. But I was just wondering, what's up, like, why did the Greeks do all that stuff with kids? Is Patrick no the answer to that? Thank you for your time. It's historical again. Yeah, so about like Petteresti and... The Grinch.

The Grinch. Why did he do all that with kids? Greeks? Oh, I thought he's... Oh! I thought he said, why... Well, you have a... You guys both thought Grinch?

We both thought. Played again. Played it again. First of all, I'd like to ask, why do you have to be fast because you're calling from Australia? Yeah, what does it cost you? Hey, I'm going to be quick. Because I'm calling from earlier, but I was just wondering, what's up? Like, why did the Greeks do all that stuff?

The Grinch. I could hear it. Yeah, I guess if I didn't have a transcript. Okay, so I'd like both answers. Excuse me. Well, the Grinch did all that because he was bullied by the people of Whoville. That's obvious. Yeah.

Yeah. And he hated Christmas and Christmas. But how did they bully him specifically? Because he was green. Yeah. I'm thinking of one specific moment that really shines. Oh, because he loved Martha May. who VA. Yes. And he got her a present. One of the movies. Yeah. He got her a present. And then

which was. An angel that he made out of trash. Well, it wasn't trash. It was actually a strainer. Yeah, yeah. Trash that he found a strainer. And Jeffrey Tambor didn't like that one bit. Well, it's a kid. Jeffrey Tambor, the child, didn't like it as a, when he grew up to be Jeffrey Tambor. He didn't like it. Yeah, he grew up to be Jeffrey Tambor, I guess. He didn't like it at all. So then he bullied him. And then the Grinch said, I hate Christmas. Oof.

Picked up a Christmas tree through it. And then, well, Christmas is the ultimate kids holiday. Yeah. So to ruin the lives of everybody, he went after their kids. But then he had to change his hard group three times of size. Uh-huh. Because of one Cindy Lou Who. Was it three?

Right. Yeah, it was three. Three sizes. Because of one Cindy Louhoo. Uh-huh. and then he actually got Martha Mayhew V.A. He got her? He actually got her.

He won her. He won her heart. What kind of society? Okay. Okay. Well, I think that's a good enough answer. And the Greeks did that because they were bored. Okay. All right, let's hear the next question. Hello, Patrick Pia.

I would like a summary of the life and works of William Shakespeare, including why. He was actually kind of a gangster. You don't have to answer the last part. You can't if you want. You can't if you want, but it's not like a person who's trying to be funny. But I do want to hear about William Shakespeare. And again, if you're going to call in, don't try to be funny.

It's a little sidebar here, too. I just want to say, I listen to a lot of these voicemails and you guys, I don't be mean. What are you being mean? Okay, I won't be mean. It's funny. They're providing us answer questions. Yeah, they did a great job. Yeah, I think they did a great job.

Some of that did not that great a job. That's okay. We don't have to bring them up. I didn't put them in. Yeah. Well, okay, so Shakespeare was the bard. The barred. What's a bard?

A bard is somebody that tells tales through song and sonnets. So Shakespeare was a musician. Shakespeare had a lot. Music was featured heavily in his plays. Oh, which would make them? Musicals. Okay. Depending on the play.

Shakespeare did musicals. Depending on the play. Let's hear a summary of some of his works. Yeah, what did he write? The one that I do, know about well I just throw it some names okay so there's

Romeo and Juliet Macbeth King Lear Buhbba Midsummer Night's Dream Bubbaba Bubba It's my thinking

word Bubbaba Bubba Bo is his last one A midsummer night's dream There was also There's one Russell Peters is in one right now And I don't know

Which one it is The comedian Yeah the comedian There's like a theater in Harlem That's doing like he's playing like some character

I don't remember but is Russell Peters Russell Peters doing Shakespeare at the Apollo Yeah something like that Wow But they're selling it They're using Russell Peters

as the big selling point But there's actually a conspiracy That's been maybe debunked But we actually don't know Because there's not a lot of stuff But there's a lot of people that think that Shakespeare was actually A team of writers

Here's what I want to hear about Who do you think it was I don't know Probably If you had to put five fools together Yeah If you had to put together could make that

because I've heard a similar conspiracy Oh, Serenone De Bergerac that's one of his plays

right? No. As a character in one of the plays I'm not giving you any answer. Serenow? He's around.

He's around. Peter Dinkl just played him in a movie. You're ducking the question, Pedia. What five would you put

into a Shakespeare? Lethario. My man. He'd be there. He's the love guy. He's the love guy. Sure, he writes all the romance. He writes the romance.

Because think about the different aspects, the five different senses of Shakespeare. The funny guy, Mike the jester. Okay. He's putting all the jokes in. There's a lot of jokes, too. He's punching it up. They say that. And then there was maybe Sir Edwin, Edwin Kane, Edward McCain.

Sir Edwin McCain. That's three. What did he do? He was just kind of like the, like, he wrote the first draft maybe. He wrote the plot. Okay, kind of a skeleton man. I've heard of him. I know he does that for a lot of it.

John A. McDonald. John A. McDonald. Who's that? He was another, like, plot guy. I think that they were, Edwin. That's why the plot was, they were. Edwin McCain.

Together. Yeah. You're kidding. They were together back then. In that year? Wow. Yeah, back then. And what year was this?

This was, say, one number right now. During the Renaissance. A year, one number. During the Renaissance. Just saying a number. What year? What year was during the Renaissance? 1600s.

Okay. 1600. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1700. Okay, 1700. So the Renaissance and the founding of the United States happened the same. No, the 1700s, 18th century was when, because it's, because it's, Because it doesn't it go up? Well, you said the 1700s, which is the same thing.

Oh, my God, I meant 17th century. Okay, so the 16th, back to the 16th hundreds. Okay, so they changed the answer back. I don't think it's the 1600s unless it was. Okay. Unless it was, then I'm right. Okay. And who's the fifth guy? Fifth guy, Lothario's brother.

Who's name was? Joe Thario. Joe Thario. His name was Lothario. Lothario and Joe Thoreo Dosson. What did Joe Thoreo Dosson do? Rosario, Dosserio. Right.

Reversed. Shane Dawson. Shane and Rosarian Dawson. Okay. They're relatives. Okay. All right. That's good for me.

Yeah. Shakespeare sounds covered. Yeah. Sorted. Let's hit another one. Patrick. What the hell is rock and roll? That I like.

Yeah. And I know you got, I sent you this one because I know you're going to love it. It's a perfect one for you. But let's get just a short. Let's get your like the perfect P.D. Yeah. This is like really not this one out of the part.

Rock and roll. was a music. If you're, okay, all right. Okay, we're going to restart. We're going to give you one restart. Okay, I want you to picture this, okay? Rock and roll was a musical style. Was.

It's not dead. I mean, rock is dead. Come on. Rock is dead, man. Okay, all right. It's sad that rock is dead. Let him go. Let him go. Rock and roll was a musical style invented in the 1950s by Chuck Berry, friend of the show.

Mm-hmm. It was a style of music that lifted inspiration heavily from blues music. It was basically a new style of fast guitar dancing music. Perfect. With many songs such as rock around the clock, the twist, let's twist again, peppermint twist, the huckle buck, these are songs by one chubby checker who was a famous rock and roll musician in the 50s great

okay all right so we i think we covered it in rock and roll okay is still played in bars today okay listen if you're sitting in front of me and i'm the head of wikipedia and i'm asking you you're interviewing to be an editor you got it i'm giving you you the job. That was great. Rock and roll was a music. Yeah. So then this next one is also something that I think you'd excel at. This is a question we got multiple many times. So I'd had to put one of the men. I think I'd probably know what this is. A lot of people ask this. Multiple people.

Hi. I'm really curious to hear Patrick explain the Stonewall riots. Okay. And how that progressed. Oh, because of Pride Month. Yeah. Thank you. And we've got maybe four or five people asking this question. Okay. The people want to hear, so give them what they want. These stonewall riots were, it was an event that happened right at the stonewall inn in greenwich village new york yes and they were so it's at the stonewall in there were i think it was maybe this was all explored in the film uh roland emrick's stonewall okay and what i know from that is that a white guy

roland emrick made a stonewall movie yeah i did not know that in that movie in that movie and A white guy steps up and throws the first brick. All right. But no, it was actually Marsha P. Johnson who threw the first brick at Stonewall. And they named a park after her in Williamsburg, New York. Great. And so that's the long-term impact.

The long-term impact. No, but it was because there was a lot of like gay bars were getting like cracked down on. And they said we want to part. And they're like, don't get. If you're going to do that, give us a park. And then you give us a park to go do all this at. If you're going to keep cracking down in here, let us go to the damn park and do this. They should get a park.

Put us in a park that has a... They should get all the parks. I don't want that shit. No. And if you ask me, they already have the parks. Let me keep the bars. Yeah. We get the, straights get the bars, get the parks.

And we'll just have that be... Uh-huh. That's a great answer. And the white guy... What did it happen? A white guy named Danny stepped up and threw the first brick. And what year did this happen? That happened in 69?

Okay. I don't know. I believe you. 68? Maybe. All right, Pedia. Okay, Pedia. Good work, P.

All right. Let's hit another one. It's probably not right. I think it was all right. Hi, Patrick. I was just wondering if you could break down the independence movement in Puerto Rico for us. Um, uh, thank you. Uh,

Libra, Puerto Rico. Woo! Okay. Okay. So it seems like, well, I'd like to say, first of all, it seems like you guys want a specific answer here. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know why. Based on the end of that. I don't know. Why? Looks like maybe you're fishing a little bit. Um, well, is Puerto Rico was a colony of Spain? I don't know why you keep looking to me. I know less about history than you do.

Can you genuinely? Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm learning tons. Can someone when I say this? When I say something, I ask, can you just go like, if I'm right? We don't know.

I don't know anything about Puerto Rico. Yeah, you think that we know any of this stuff. Here's what I know. Here's, but my entry would be the KLB. You know, I picked these for, because if I didn't know about it, maybe you didn't either. Yeah.

I don't know any of this stuff. I think, I would say Puerto Rico is the country with the coolest cars. Yeah. That's what I would say. They have the best parades. They do have a good parade. Absolutely.

The best, the parade like a week ago I saw going on. You guys were going crazy. Yeah. Puerto Ricans. Good on you, Puerto Ricans. Yeah. Thanks. Why do you say thanks? You can't thank you. You're not Boriqua. I speak from them. What the hell does that mean? That's Boricua?

B-O-R-I-U-C-A. I see that around. I saw that on flags and stuff. All right. Well, that's cool. I hope that's Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican the language. Bariqua. Well, that sounds like, I don't know if you said Puerto Rico really fast. So you're... You're thinking maybe that's how

You've been hearing this over. I don't know if that's Dominican Republic. So why did they want independence? Yes. They wanted independence probably for the same reason. Probably taxes. And did they get it? They probably had taxation without representation.

Did they get it? And they did. Okay. But then they became part of... And when was this? Probably 1951. Okay. All right.

All right. Yeah. Again, I don't know that much about it, but... Great parade, guys. guys. Yeah. You guys knock it out on the park. Every year.

That parade's amazing. A friend of mine went and he said he saw breasts. So this is about as good as a parade can be. Was it Noah? Yeah. All right. Noah's, Noah's girlfriend is Puerto Rican.

That's how I know about Borequa. Really? That's how I know that word. Nice. Pound that out, man. Look at you. All right. We got a few more here.

See, I don't retain information, but I know a little bit of stuff. So, I have a question for Patrick. Is there a reason why that my friends make fun of me and kind of do stuff to me instead of just trying to hang out or is this something that I can do different? Is that a thing about? This isn't a historical question. Now I'm thinking

about it. A frog always getting bullied. If Patrick could answer that, it would be nice. Thanks. I think it's something in your genome. I think that's maybe your DNA that makes you. Yeah. I think it's something like that.

And it's not a historical question. It's not historical so we can skip it. Yeah, let's skip it to the next question. Hey, Patrick Tedia, would love to get your thoughts on what really went down at Tiananmen Square. Thanks. So tell us, man. Well, hit it.

Nothing. Nothing went down? No, there's nothing happened. So what? Nothing happened? So you're thinking, so when they say Tiananmen Square,

it's like saying Madison Square Garden, you're like, okay. Yeah, it's just a beautiful place in China. All right. And nothing ever happened there? I don't really know.

Right? Yeah. You can't say right to us. I don't know. What's the most pro-China answer to give? No, there was a guy, there was kind of,

There was a, I remember there was tanks. So there wasn't nothing. Yeah. No, there was a guy. No, there was a guy that stood in front of these tanks and because. So why did he? And tell me why he had those bags on him. When he was going home from shopping.

Okay, so a shopaholic on his way home, he runs into a couple tanks. What, they cut him off? Well, he stands in front of him. He was trying to cross the street. And so why do you just sit in front of those fucking tanks? Was it like a fucking road rage incident? Maybe. Maybe he was like, hey, cut it out.

I need to go to the second store. Okay. I'm a shopaholic I get the hell out of the street I'm a shopaholic Do you not see my bags Do you not see my bags I just went to Macy's

You're trying to shut down All these fucking stores How am I supposed to get to my second store? I want to go to another fucking store They were right He was already had two bags Yeah And they're trying to handle

Anything else They were trying to come to the left A shopaholic knows how to carry multiple bags Oh yeah I'm not down with a shopaholic Think about how much room he had still on his arms? He just had his hands take up.

He was going to do this. It's not right. If he had his way, I'm saying it's not right. And then they took him, they took him somewhere. Where'd they take him? To the next store? It took him to a thrift store and made him donate all his eyes. Oh, maybe.

Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah. Oh, you just bought the Ninja Creamy? Well, guess what? It belongs at Goodwill now. Damn, that would be so mean. That'd be fucked up. It was $139.

I know. And that's what happened. Donate it. A shopaholic was stopped on his spree. before he could go to his second store. Damn. That's sad. Yeah.

All right. Let's hear another one. Hello, Patrick. This is Hessa. Hi, Hessa. Your friend, Hesda Denny. She's just on the, she's a voice. My question is, I think, a head scratch here.

I'm wondering how you'll answer it. So what would you do if you have two options? One is having sex with Linkara. and he's, like, in his outfit, and he keeps saying his lines and stuff. Linkara from Channel Awesome. Yes, I know. Or Doug Walker, if you don't know a lot about Linkara. So that's one option.

Okay. And the other option is nothing happens, but there's a 1% chance that back in time, in this timeline where you don't have sex with Linkara, there's a 1% chance that the not. Nazis go, like, way harder. They go, like, so hard. You said ooh, like you saw a donut.

No, ooh, I was scared. That's not how that ooh was. Only a one percent chance, but I'm wondering if you'd be willing to take that risk, or if you'd take one for the team. All right. So who is Link Kara? Thank you.

Bye. So, Link Kara, I always get him confused with... This is Link Kara. Yeah, I get him confused with... Jew Wario. I thought they were the same guy. The question is...

I thought they were the same guy until this question. All right. Well, I would say there's... First of all, Hessa, we love you, but... This is not historical. It has a little bit to do with historic. It's more of a question. But it is more of a question.

Well, obviously, I'd have sex with Linkara. Obviously. Or Doug Walker. Either one. If you had to choose one... I would let them both spit roast me. You get spit roasts me. You get spit roasted by Lenkara and Doug Walker. Okay.

If there was a... a 100% chance that they would go less hard because I don't know how this would who's going harder the Nazis

or Doug Walker on you Doug Walker my man he's gonna he's doing it so you don't have to he's pigging out on you

he's pigging out on me so you don't have to okay if we're talking about just sex only sex you want to fall in love okay

would you are you but you get to choose the sexual act so it can either be oral sex anal sex you pig out on one of their parts, but not their mouth.

If I have to do it all to stop or their shoulder or something like that, to make sure that something bad, to make sure that something bad doesn't happen and I have to take one, I have to do it so you don't have to. Okay. Yeah, I'm, I'm letting them pig out on me. I'm letting No, no, no, no, no, that wasn't the question. No, no, I'm letting them go hog wild. Okay, what about they, what if they use your, what if they use your mouth, they tell you don't move? They're using me like a sock. They use you to pick out on themselves.

And they're watching American Pie Naked Mile on the secret stash. So now I have another question, which is, obviously, you're going to do that to stop the Nazis from going harder, right? But to stop them at all, I would do it. What level of bad? What's like the, uh, what's the, the, the line where? where like a historical event that happened that if you could stop it from happening, you wouldn't pig out with Doug and Lincara.

I think any bad historical event I would pig out. Would you do it? So a guy like falling. Like a guy tripping. Like me yesterday. Maybe he has a cure for cancer. Well, he doesn't. It's in the past.

Yesterday I got. Okay. Would you stop him from falling? To save a life? No, he just fell. No, he just falls down. He doesn't die. Oh.

yesterday i got locked out of my apartment one second i want to hear this answer first really quick well you got locked out of your apartment if i could get you if i could get you into your apartment the falling guy would you have would you get let doug walker and lancara pig out on you to stop a guy from falling over yeah on a carpet but it's a scratchy carpet yeah and he might get a little bit of rug burn yeah then you're gonna i would let them do it but you're going to have way more rug burn maybe it maybe it feels good i don't know well why won't you let that guy fall then i would do it to save a life it doesn't save as life as we're saying to save somebody from an inconvenience you would for three hours i would let them pig out on me pigged out on by dug that on by channel

awesome only the guys okay no lindsay ellis no okay Todd in the shadows you got locked out of your Todd Todd's gonna be out of the shadows how about me getting locked out of my apartment if you could save me from keeping my keys. You would do it still. Well, what about me getting locked out of my apartment? Yes. Okay. Okay. What if I'm locked out of the apartment? You're in the apartment with Doug and Link and you're getting dug out. What if the key to the apartment is buddy? That door is wide open. What if it's saw? What if the key to your body? What if the key is in your body? The key to my body. The key is in your body. It's like, it's a, it's like a nuclear thing. We have to turn two keys at one side of time.

so Doug has to go from one end to view and Le Carr has to go from the other end and they have to unlock the apartment. The answer is not changing. The answer is not changing. I would do it. I would do, to be a hero, I would do it. What if you either?

Okay, let's go back and let's re-adjust this question. Okay, same thing. Recontextualize history. Same thing. But now it's Lindsay Ellis. Yeah. No. You don't want to peg out on Lindsay. No.

Not even to unlock someone's door. No. Why not, man? No. She's smart. It's not happening. All right, whatever. Fair enough.

All right. Well, I have one more. This one is not so much a question, but I think it wins the award for best voicemail. So I wanted to play. I think this person won the award. So let's just listen to it. This is your prize to get played. Hey, this is that calling from Phoenix, Arizona.

Long-time listener. Anyway, Patrick. Man. Man, oh, fuck. Guys, I'm, oh, fuck. God, God damn it. Can I do this again? Can I, if I, oh, if I, if I hang up now as a message,

still gonna fucking go through, God fucking damn it. Um, oh, shit, fuck me. God damn it. I'm, oh, fuck, I'm too hot. Fuck, I'm too high for this bull. Ah, fuck, I'm too high for this bullshit. I've just fucking written some, some bullshit fucking doubt. Um, anyway, um, I guess I'm probably gonna go kill myself now.

Don't do it. Uh. Don't you dare Did he do it? Oh my God, I think he had it will just hit. So to save him from this call, I would let Linkara and Doug Walker pig out on me. And Lindsay Ellis pig out on you.

It doesn't matter. I need to save him. Now, now that I've heard a man in peril, to save him from this call. This guy was having a bad day. I'm sorry, man. To save Matt from Phoenix. I was wanting to know that you brought me happiness.

I'm not playing this to make fun of you. No, I think that is, you won the award for, and if you were doing a joke, if that was a fake joke, then it made me laugh. It made all of us laugh. So you win. We already read that. I will say the transcript, reading the transcript of that one was really funny. It was great.

All the like words that it didn't know what it was to say. All right. Well, this has been Patrick Pedia. I think we got a good entry. I'm happy to say episode one. Yeah. This is, I hope that you learned something. I know that me, Cameron, certainly learned a lot.

I learned that I need to read up on Irish history if I'm going to go so hard for them. Would you say that's the biggest gap in your knowledge you discovered it? I think that I know, the most an American knows about the troubles. I know. Okay. And I think that. Zombie. I think I need to learn a little bit more about the history of my people.

All right. And I think if I'm going to, I think today we all learned something. I think we did. I would, yeah. I would pig out on Doug Walker to save a life. Again, he pigs out on you. Yeah, you can't say that you don't get any agency here, buddy. You get picked out on.

No, no, no. We're all pigging out. This is a naked sushi, but he's eating just, he's like different parts of you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's what's happening. This is Doug Walker. You're lying naked.

on a table. Doug Walker walks up and he thinks that your nipples are tuna rolls. And he's trying as hard as to eat them. Can I see the answer for the bulb thing? I just want to see how close I was. Netherlands bulbcrows? I can tell you right now you weren't close.

I wasn't close. I don't think so. I mean, and so far that it involves tulips. Okay. It was just tulip bulbs again very expensive. This is when I looked up because I got the call and I was like I don't know what the hell this is. I looked it up. I thought it was funny, so I put it in.

Tulip Mania. I'm not, yeah. So I said the exact opposite. So what I spread was disinformation. That's okay. The media, it can be edited. Yeah. And I mean, that's why nobody's going to use this to write a paper.

Right. You're not going to use Patrickpedia. If you do write and use Patrickpedia to write a paper, please send the paper. I didn't know anything about the American Electoral College also. Actually, I would like to challenge anybody to write an MLA format 10-page paper on rock and roll based off of Patrickpedia. the history of rock and roll I'd really like to read that

I'll sit down I'll peer review that well I can tell you a little bit more about that is a lot of the the blues tapes were or no these were folk music tapes that were recorded by a man

named not Alan Freed I think Alan Freed was a DJ that was caught in the payola scam so yeah you're going off topic here okay all right shareholder meeting

will be this Friday June 28th is that this Friday Yeah, that is this Friday. So at 6 p.m. And Discord, come enjoy that. Anybody got anything coming? Nah, no.

All right. I'm on a couple of shows, but you'll see them on my Instagram story if you follow me. All right. And you live in Brooklyn. Bye.

Happypedia. Happypedia. I think you may, bro. I use a lot of water. Yeah. Me too. I'm a golper. I go.

So what. I leave the shower running and then I said on me. Water was a glizzy. I would literally be number one on gayhub. com. What a fuck? It's not even a fucking website.

Yeah, it is. Look it up. Gaihub.com. See? There's two videos. There's two videos. Why is there only two videos? Wait, what's that ad?

What's that ad next to it? Stylish hats. Stylish hats. Does you know how you can crop this so people just see the ad that says stylish hats for any occasion? We have a picture on. We can show this.

Why do people, why do they think that people who go to Gayhub want to see stylish hats? Look at the fucking hats, dude. Oh, it's the same, it's the same two videos. Stylish hats for any occasion shop now. I like that it's, you know what I'll say about gay porn? They definitely, at least these two videos, I like that they went for more of a softcore look for the thumbnail. Yeah. Because it's really, you're not seeing any.

that's more than PG-13. Well, wait till the guy on the right. Farts? No. No, he's gonna be in there like Kobayashi. Uh, wait, he's... Oh, I thought this was a doctor's visit. He's going to put his face in that?

Yeah, he's gonna put his face in the butt. Uh-huh. And do what? Can you click on the stylish hats ad? Oh. No, you shouldn't.