Podcast About List - Ep. 298 - Chefisms

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

Are you a professionally trained chef or have you worked a kitchen in a business setting or turned a stove on in a home setting? If so, you surely have run into some of these chefisms or chef scenarios. Or maybe you haven't idk... Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

You like to fucking gossip, don't you mate? Yeah, I knew you did. Call the Sullivan the frog gossip line today so that we can hear your fucking gossip. Call 929-3769-499. Fuck, mate, this gossip's gonna make me burst. I want gossip sprayed all over my fucking face. I guess about this. Did you guys?

Did you guys? Weather's making my hands clammy. Were you able to make... It has been jungle drop, in my house, even. It's been horrible. I couldn't sleep last night. My house... I had a terrible sleep last night.

I have like the biggest air conditioner unit that you can put in one window. And I have it on maximum speed. Well, there's your problem, bro. They're like scorpions. What does that mean? They rock you like a hurricane. A big scorpion's less powerful than a small one.

Is that true? Yeah. That's the number one thing they teach you. What you did? I didn't go to Scorpion school, asshole. That's not even true. That is completely true. That's true.

Spiders, scorpions. The smallest spider packs the largest punch. Yeah, because they have more. They need to defend more. Yeah. I guess. That makes some sense. He's on that.

Yeah. Stop being on that. I get it now. Yeah. Yeah. No. No, no, no, no, you don't understand it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But my apartment, in my apartment, in my bedroom was 78 degrees last night when I was going to sleep. In my bedroom, my AC was set on 62, man. Dude, we, our ACs got the house so cold. How many ACs do you have? We have two because we ordered one on Amazon, and it came, we got it, and then we got an email from Amazon the next day. We're so sorry your package wasn't delivered. Would you like a refund? No way.

Took that fucking refund. I'm about to double up. Damn, dude. Girl, I'm about to dabble up. I fucking wish that happened. That's the most incredible come-up of all-time. It makes sense. The only time the Amazon's ever done,

I've had packages to get stolen, lost. Yeah. They don't care. The only time that they like were completely, they came through was the most expensive thing ever bought on Amazon. Yeah. It makes sense because you have a larger part of me.

You would have needed to anyway. Yeah. I have one AC unit in the living room. And that's, I mean, Alex has one in his room. I know it has one in his room. But that AC unit is too small for the room so we have to keep all the doors closed in order to use it so i've been sleeping just in complete sweat and it's the worst sleep of my life i hate this hot sleep i hate this hot

and the heat i'm not kidding the heat leaks into your dreams you start having worse dreams i swear to god i i have reversed seasonal effective disorder where you well when it's hot out i guess i guess It's seasonal, but not in the other way. When it's hot out, you don't want to do anything. Yeah. And you feel like shit all the time. Yeah. So Jungle Drop. It's hell of Jungle Drop is truly the worst type of weather in the world.

It's horrible. I don't understand how Alligators and monkeys do it all day. Yeah. And those people that live in the rainforest. But I understand why monkeys do it all day. Yeah. Because it feels. Because they're fucking sexiest shit. It feels good. Can you imagine how good it would feel? I don't know what this one is. It's called MeanBot. I don't know what that means.

Mean bot. It's a voice effect that's clearly. Oh, that's for... Oh, it's pink, so I thought it was... No, hold on. I'll get it for you. Okay. Wait, say it again.

I don't remember what I said. Monkeys are sexy. Oh, monkey's doing it all day. You shorted it out, man. That was crazy. That was like, imperceptible. It wasn't even that. Yeah, it was like...

That was crazy. Whoa. Wow, DJ. We should put some drums on here, and then we could do a whole episode where, you played the drums. Or I play the drums. Oh, I understand.

Like it's a drum pad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That could be a whole episode. It does kind of look like one of those. The percussion episode. The fucking guy. The camera and better percussion experience. And you have two drumsticks and you're playing it.

Why is that? I think of all musical occupations you can have, being the drummer who has like 50,000 drums in front of him, I think that's number one. I think that's even cooler. I think that's cooler than the double neck guitar. I think that the, like, more drums, it doesn't make any fucking sense at all.

I think you can get by with, like, a small kid. Tell me your deaf without telling me your death? I'm not deaf. You've never even heard a song. I know Neil Purt had so many drums, but I think that was all for sure. Keith Moon, too. Neither these guys are even famous.

Yeah. Nobody even knows who those two are. They had so many drums and for what? Nobody even never says their name about the drums. Most famous drummer? Little drummer boy. Little drummer boy, one drum. One tiny snare.

One drum. Fucking hell, mate. I think that it's cool when you have a lot of drums. It looks cool, certainly. I just found out. It sounds cool. It looks cool and sounds cool because you go, do, the thing is, you set it up in a way. You set up the entire thing in a way where you know.

Each drum is tuned to a different drum. Yes, and you know which drums you have to do for the song. So you just have to go around in a circle in a swivel chair and hit everything once. I've seen a lot of people now. I've seen a lot of people now because of how good technology is nowadays. I've seen people playing. I've seen people playing with a drum. kit and then a drum pad right next to them and they go and then the rest of the drums are on

these little buttons like why do they need the two different versions it's cool it's cool it's cool it is cyborics yeah it is cool i knew that you could just hit one and then it immediately plays an amen break amen it's cool you don't need to do amen amen break amen amen amen amen is how the priest says it well depends on amen no no no they sing they say they're It becomes a compound word. It's different. You have a compound turd in your mouth. It's two pieces put together.

Amen. Thank you for saying that. I guess it's amen break. I've been saying almond. Well, I think amen. Amen, yeah, but you said, it doesn't matter. Amen break, yeah. It does sound.

I'm saying almond break for a minute. But I understand. I got it. Well, also, that would be good as fuck. You break it to eat. It's a cat almond butter in its side. They should make a candy you have to break to eat. It's like how, but they want, because that's what I'm saying.

They want you to. You can break it. They should make a candy you have to break. You ever had that? You ever had that candy? Japanese. But it's here. You're thinking here.

You're thinking of, say, a kinder egg, right? Yeah. Sure, you have to break that. You don't have to break that either. The way, the one you would have to break to eat will be a reverse kinder egg where the toy is on the outside and the candies on the inside. It's a hard plastic egg that you break. And that's a life lesson for all the kids too is like sometimes.

Eat the inside of the egg. The kind of eggs are teaching kids to eat the shell. Yeah. Yeah. And dogs eat shells. And play with the yolk. But the toy, you have to sacrifice the toy to get to the candy. They have to decide, do I want to play or do I want to eat?

Yeah. Yeah. Because the egg is a toy. And it teaches kids that playtime is less important than a new time. It teaches them that you either, you can't be eating and playing. That's the fucking joke of the kindergarten. Playing with your food? Get the hell out of my house of you.

Okay. Here's a tangential idea. I'm going to open a toy store because I think that kids now it is corrupted by YouTube and by Walmart. And I'm going to buy, well, first I'm going to buy the store, but I'm going to open it after I buy it. And it's going to be a toy store and you walk inside. You know what it's filled with? What? Empty cardboard boxes.

Yeah. Sticks that are shaped like wizard staffs, maybe a colander, all things that aren't toys. The kid goes, what the hell is all this stuff? And I'm like, anything can be a toy if you have the right mindset. And this stuff is the same price as other toys. He's invented Big Lutz. Yeah, but see, what about... They also have toys.

Big Lutz. My store would be called Cameron's Playhouse. Yeah. So Big Lutz does not sound like a toy store. The point here is to trick a kid to come in, think they're going to get the new Imagine X, the new biomicals. And then you make them spend their allowance on your groceries. On the thing that I found in my basement.

That's what I would do. If my kid plays with his food a single time, I'm replacing all of his toys with food. Yeah. If you're going to play with... It's a celery man. Oh, look, yeah. Oh, you want to play with a green bean?

Yeah. It's all green beans from now on, buddy. I'm sorry to say, you're going to be playing doctor with two green beans. Oh, look at that's Dr. Orange. Oh, look at Dr. Orange. That's cool. Dr. Orange is cool. He's operating on Mrs. Egg.

Oh, my God. He's doing an opera. Oh, he's splitter and half. But I think we need to lower the expectations of toys. I agree. Lower the age on toys. The expectation. But I do agree that.

I don't think that little thing, the rating for toys, bring that down. Yeah. Because I'm sitting there seven and a half. half years old wanting to play with the eight plus toy and my parents when they came out oh this toy has violence when they came out with an e10 plus game that pissed me off when i was nine why is this because i was nine and i was like i got to wait a year to play kingdom arts too yeah they should okay i think we talked a lot about about different ratings and stuff i think maybe when pat wasn't here but i has another rating idea which is that you know what you just made me think of this

we need more ratings that go above everything they passed pt what the excitement of PG-13 is you're 11 years old. Yes. And you think, either you think, oh, my God, I'm watching a PG-13 movie. Yeah. Only 11. It wears off by, it's every, like, 25. Or you get to think, oh, my God, in two years, I'll get to watch this.

Yeah. But now me, I'm fucking, what, one year away from watching from the last time I wasn't allowed to watch an R-Movie? I need stuff to look forward to. Absolutely. It needs to be a lifelong journey of radio. They need to have, like, yeah. I completely agree.

R-21, R-25, R-R-30. I need to be like, when am I going to get to I need to be trying to sneak into the theater still. They took all the joy out of me. Hey, you're not 80 years old. Get out of that damn theater. You will get any of the references. See it. And then it's us are for references. And we could have, you know,

older people get smaller, so we would have to do some kind of, we'd need to fit into a trench coat that makes you small. Yeah, exactly. We need to get a third of a guy that we become, get two of them and then get into a tiny trench coat. Yeah, you could hunch. Hunch would be the name of a movie for an 80-year-old. And then you got a detective. And then all these,

Detective Hunt. You're the baddest detective in the biz. I think I saw some. I think somebody stole it to be in. Things used to be different. Detective hunch. Detective hunch, what are you thinking?

There are movies like that. Yeah, there are. There are movies that I think are like R-45 and that's like, what would you harassing an American saga directed by Kevin Costor. Chapter one. I didn't know what it was called.

What? That movie. You're married about Kevin Costner. He spent all of his money to make a four-part movie about the history of America. Wow. The first chapters in theaters right now. I think it's like three hours long and there's four of them planned. And you think it should be R-45?

Definitely. R-45 plus. And they're all the, it's so funny. It's like it's the movie, I guess. I didn't see it yet, but I probably am going to see it. I would like to see it. It sounds fire. It does sound awesome.

Love Costner. He, I guess the movie's not about this at all, but like all the marketing for it. is like, watch this movie about America back before Woke took it over. Oh, really? Is Poster like that? No, I think it's just that that's the only way they can get people to see this fucking movie.

That's the only possible audience you can market it to as a movie like that. That's why we need R-45. Yeah. Because this is a, they, because R-45 doesn't exist, they have to step into the anti-wokenness. They have to, they have to tell people.

They just have thought of it made you throw up. Oh, anti-wokers. Oh, God, what the hell? Wow. Wow, the woken reaction. The word's anti-wokeness like scraped my throat. That makes sense.

It's the worst word there is. That word is like a razor. Yeah. Thank you. Whereas woke is an apple. And be careful how you use it. Woke is an apple and anti-woke is a razor. They hide anti-woke inside woke.

That is true. To kill the teacher. It's like yin and yang. Has anybody ever done an assassination of a teacher like that by a coward child? What? With an apple? Yeah. Maybe.

Has anybody in O-in-in-wayside school? they assassinate the teacher in wayside school well she turns kids into apples yeah that's not a big deal and then they get revenge why they put a mirror in front of her she does this she goes

she wiggles her ears and sticks her tongue out and her name was Mrs. Gorff how are you gonna get your get back if you're a fucking apple and then there's another teacher named Miss Nogard which was dragging backwards okay and when I figured that out as a kid

school's all upside down let me guess there's a Mr. God too it's dog dog backwards. There's no misters. I remember reading that. This is a wayside school. Yeah. I remember I got that book at the end of the year. My teacher would, uh, in first grade every year or, yeah, my elementary school, they would auction off just

like shit that they had lying around the classroom. Uh-huh. And we just did like a classroom auction and I got Wayside. And, uh, I remember going to the end of the book being like, okay, we only read like, I want to see how this ends. Uh-huh. And it started by saying like, it was uh, snowing in July. And I was like, where's the hell did they come up

with this is so crazy this is like how did they I love those books I like that I like how that was the easiest book ever to write

because you're going through every way that a school goes and you say well what's the opposite I'll just put that strange let me do the opposite

upside down topsy turvy it's no it blew my mind about that when I was you know the janitor character

is the author I always thought that was crazy because how you're telling me a janitor can read and write knows the stories

that's crazy literally was at the school And then he came home and wrote it down. She shut my first grade teacher, Ms. Iosu showed us that. And she was like, look, look at the author photo. Now look at the character. Wow. Oh, my God.

Just wow. Oh, my God. This is the best book ever. It was good, man. It was the best book ever. It was a scholastic book fair classic. Yeah. They made a show about it.

I thought it was so funny. They always were obsessed with dead rats. Yeah. And then the kid was a dead rat in disguise. Remember that? No. No, I don't remember that. That was a kid who was a dead rat.

Let's see. You have a memory. from a janitor's mind. I read this book probably a hundred times. You have a good memory, man. You read a hundred times yesterday? Yesterday you said now. Well, what else?

I had, I had, I think there was three of them, two or three of them. I read them all like multiple times. I did a lot of sideways or wayside school. Yeah, you didn't know that? Book club. I would also read. We should do all. Chapter by chapter.

We should do wayside stories and magic tree house. No, magic tree houses sucks. And that was awesome. I got like, I thought I wanted to, I thought I would like magic tree house. And I got like one, you know how there was kind of like, and there was like the new era of it. Like they did a bunch of them and then there was like new ones. And I listened to one of those.

And there was like all these extra like callbacks to characters and stuff. He was like, oh fuck, I don't know any of shit. I just miss when it was just a boyfriend and a girlfriend going in a tree house. Yeah. It's simple. Yeah. Okay. I just liked that.

I remember I would, uh, I like the treehouse. What was that? The tree house is a badass. I'll do all these, like, projects. But you can't go far enough back where there's no trees. Sorry. Yeah.

I'll do all these projects in fourth grade about skateboarding. So I'd have to take out every book on skateboarding in the library in order to, like, use it as a source. And I used a Mike Lupeka book about skateboarding. This is in the library. This is in the library at my school. You did go to a way-wayside school. You went to way-way-side. They had that.

You went to Crookside School. about the medieval weapons that they made me take out once they saw that I took out too many books on skateboarding and too many books every single time

that they were like you've taken out too many books on that I'll just take out the weapons books or like stuff like that and that Mike Lupeka book about skateboarding

is like you could just tell that he just didn't do any research on it he's just making up like trick names and stuff that's sick

yeah he was that was the thing he was like I always do research about every sport that I'm writing I would hope so.

Yeah. But then it was like, I actually like know the thing that I wrote. I know what soccer is. I actually just inherently knew what it was. I've learned so much about it. I never really knew anything about it before.

It was probably like he asked some kid about it and the kid just lied to him. Yeah. It's like, oh yeah, that's called a flippoor. Well, back in the day, they didn't have skateboard, Google.com. I really want to write,

I want to get to the point in my life where I'm writing a book that is told by me. You know those books where they don't. They don't actually write it down. You tell it to somebody else, and then they write the book. Sure. Autobiography?

Yeah, well, it would, mine would be a novel. Oh, okay. Yeah, I would do a novel as told by. As told you. I think that'd be cool as fuck. Because I would just go, the thing is you're making it all up on the spot, like an autobiography. So you get to include every single thing that you've ever wanted to do in one thing.

It doesn't really have to make any sense. He's going to go for it. I remember one of those books I took out for, like, skateboarder. It was made in, like, 97, something like that, or 90, whenever the first pro skater book, we call that game came out. The 90s. The 90s. Came out in the late 90s and it was

like, they were trying to justify why skaters wore like baggy clothes. And they were like, well, it's to, there's more cloth so it will protect them from falling. And you can hide your knee pads underneath the baggy clothes. So that nobody clowns you for being. Yeah.

The, you know, there's an opposite problem with skaters now. Their clothes are too tight. No, it's not true. It was true. It was true. It was true, which is the same thing as is. It was back in the 2010s, but now it's the baggy shift. But now people are saying it's probably going to shift back. Shift back to skinny jeans and crop tops. Oh, God. Maybe. I call them crap taps. That's not good for me. When are they going to shift to real jobs? Yeah. Being a skateboarder is not a job. Exactly. I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't get health

insurance. Yeah. Oh, and they're the ones who need it the most. Yeah, grinding a rail. How about grind until you reach stuff? How about you go grind or grind on a girl's ass. Yeah. Get a job as a sex dancer. You're in Chippendale. You're in such good shape and you're so hot because you're a skateboarder. Just go be a fucking stripper at a bachelorette party and all them suck whipped cream off

your weenie. Wow. Wow. That sounds like the most amazing job in the whole world. That is honestly male stripper might be the best job ever. You just walk in and you wiggle your wiener. You wiggle your worm until somebody laughs. Even what if it's all old ladies.

I fucking love fucking old ladies. I love sex with old women I fucking love sex I fucking love sex old ladies There's nothing wrong with that There's nothing wrong With having sex with old and ugly women

We should do just an interview with a male stripper Okay We should just have a guy Just come on here and tell us the wildest She probably would want him to come in this office And on you face What that I have? Quit playing with them Jubio

A Jubio production Whoa I forgot about Jubio's new producer Whoa, wait, drop that again. Yeah, hit that producer tag again. Quit playing with them, Jubio, a Jubio production. That is actual innovation in the world's podcast. The first podcast producer drop ever.

That's incredible. Nobody's ever done. Jamie ain't got that. No. There's a one thing that Jubio has a Jamie ain't got, man. Jamie's got the world, but he never even thought to do a producer tag. That's hard. What's my thing, too?

Can I just play them all, man. Drewbio come out to play. That's the other one? I need to hear the second one. I need to hear my thing too. Jubio made this beat you fucking stupid, disgusting bitch. Okay,

that one's kind of mean. That one's a little bit mean. I understand why you skipped over that one. Yeah, that one is a little bit crass. Yeah. I don't know if that's that good of an idea. Did you guys ever watch the movie Twister?

Who are you talking to? Oh, yeah. Because I didn't see it. Then I'll answer. Yeah. I've seen the movie. We watched that. this past week.

I've never seen it before. It's awesome. It's so, so funny that the main like through line of that movie is that Bill Paxton invented a new way to measure tornadoes, which is he, and so you haven't seen this,

I'll explain. Oh, he invented a new way to measure tornadoes, which he has a bunch of little plastic balls that they fly up into the tornado and he keeps them in a big cup. And probably four times in the movie, literally,

there's a scene where they're driving up to a tornado. and wind blows over the cup full of balls. They go, no! The balls spill everywhere. It's ruined. We can't use it anymore. And that happens literally three or four times. Yeah.

They have, we only have one left. It's just a bunch of balls. They spill them on the ground. That's like the big moment every time that they're chasing the tornado. Philip Seymour Hoffman's in it. Don't tell me that there's a scene where they're all eating dinner and he's being really loud. Yeah. Don't tell me that you didn't know what movie we were talking.

talking about until he said the word tornado. No, no, no, no, no. Because that is what it really, he said, he said, have you seen Twister? You said no. And then he said, so the tornado and you went, oh, wait a second. No, because I was remembering the scene where it's like, it's PSH in the car, just like super like, I fucking love this shit, man. Like, he's like screaming like back at everyone about how much he loves tornadoes.

I think he plays loud music. He loves tornadoes. I remember the last guy. He likes chasing tornadoes. Yeah. I think we watched this. We watched part of it in like English class or something at the end of the year. year.

You actually died by a tornado. I do speak English in that movie. They do. Yeah. That's what they showed us.

Yeah. But then they invent at the end they go, oh, we can we can launch the balls upward. That's,

it takes them two hours. I'm excited to see how they are, it seems like based off the trailers for the new, for the new twister movie,

it seems like they're going for multiple tornadoes. It's two, bro. One's fire and one's ice. Wow. Fuck out of here

with a fire and ice tornado. That's literally talking about that that shit ever I think it's true. I think that that's what happens in the trailer

unless I misinterpreted what was I was seeing in a fire tornado I think there's a fire one and an ice one I seriously think they're gonna come obviously the ice is good and the fire is bad I think they're both bad I think they're tornadoes shut up they're not well okay but you see Godzilla movies all the damn day you watch them nonstop

you know that Godzilla is secretly a good guy it depends on the movie yeah it depends on the movie Twisters is going to have a good tornado the other tornadoes you know and here's why he's good all these tornadoes they spin one way this tornado spins the other way can neutralize the tornado

at the end of Twister when they get all the balls into the tornado and they start measuring it they have like a computer screen where it like it tracks all the balls and it's just a bunch of lines going at a spiral

and they're like yes we got it this is going to change everything they're literally looking at a screen with just I miss when they made movies without consulting expert. It's great. There's no fuck you, Christopher Nolan, you're consulting

people on how to make that. Just blow it up really backwards. Huh? How would a bullet really backwards? He asked that to a reverse allologist. How would a bullet really backwards? He asked a palindromian. How would a bullet really backwards? Oh. Yeah. Which is an alien that's a reverse human. He spoke to reverse people.

Yeah, he did for tenant. Can we not bring up reverse people? Okay. I think, uh, can we not? You're the one who brought up Christopher Nolan, so I know what else I'm How is that my fault? What was it at Universal Studios? It used to be the Twister ride and then the Earthquake Studios. Used to have that damn ride.

No longer. But then it was also Earthquake, right? I don't know. The comedian? Yeah, they had a ride. There should be a ride. You know what would be a great roller coaster? That'd be such a good ride.

It goes at like 10 miles an hour and he just kind of chases you and tries to keep up with the car. Just fat as shit, just running, trying to have. hand you a flyer. Please come to my show. Earthquake. Earthquake the ride. Yeah, I think they used to have, there's a movie called Earthquake, right?

Are you thinking of San Andreas? No, no, no. It's like a 90s. There's like a 90s movie. There probably wasn't, I believe that there was. I don't think there was ever a movie called Earthquake. I'm sure that there was in the Twister, in the wake of Twister, I feel like. Yeah, 1974.

Charlton Heston. They made a movie. I think I've seen this. I've been proven wrong once again. No, no, no, I'm thinking of towering inferno, but I've seen towering inferno. What's that about? That's about a building that's on fire. I think OJ's in that.

I thought that that movie was about to be something, going to be about something crazy. And I looked up what it was about. And it's about a building. Every fucking movie is about a building on fire. Towering. You know how many movies have a on fire building? You can't make the whole thing about that. A lot of movies have that.

OJ is in Towering Inferno. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like early, early OJ, 74. I think. I thought it was the 80s. Yeah, no, 74.

Oh, really? Yeah. Can you look in the earthquake thing and see if there's a universal ride? Because that's what was making me think about this. Like, they had Twister, the ride at Universal. Uh-huh. And then they had earthquake. So I'm imagining.

Oh, I've seen this. They actually are, okay. I saw the defunct land on this. Yeah. Yes. That, okay, they are going to make a movie that's Twisters versus. earthquakes. They really should. I mean, that's what every Roland Emmerick movie is. That's a no

brainer of who wins. That's what every movie that's so funny that Roland Emric made the fucking Stonewall movie if this is all the other stuff he's making. He made, bro. I haven't seen the Stonewall movies like this. Yeah, it's pretty much the disaster movie. They're doing what?

What the hell are they doing? Get to cover! Well, you know, Roland Emmerich, like a lot of... They're throwing bricks at us! A lot of like a kind of artistic art film directors. He does he follows like one for them one for me so you know he's a he for the studios and for the LGBT community he they paid him to make stonewall so that he could fund his passion project I see that makes sense don't wall to moonfall

yeah oh damn try saying that 10 times don't want to move fall don't double bubble yeah or you just kind of messed up on the last part there yeah you kind of right at the end well you said a lot of moon falls I don't a little little bit I can't do it I literally do it you I said it ten times Don't want a little. What the hell is going on with me? I didn't say beetle. You said beetle.

You said some kind of Edel word. Did I say beetle? Try it one more. Let me try it again. Don't let me try it again. No. Don't allow to be a ball. You're like it sounds like the guy.

Don't law to be a lot of deal. Okay, no, that's not even getting close. I'm not even getting close. No law to be a lot. That's not a lot of deal. You're not even saying it once. Stoneball. Stone ball.

Are you saying it correct? No, the stone ball is the moon and moonfall. That's true. That's what you're thinking of. Don ball. Gunball, the B wall. No. Stone wall.

No. Ball, stone wall to moonfall. Stone wall to gumball. Stone wall to go and moonfall. Stone law to the fall. Stop. What am I saying even? Stop saying it to him.

He's really bothering. What am I even saying? What voice? There's no voice. I'm saying it. I'm trying to say it fast. You're doing like the beginning of crazy fraud. I'm trying to say it. Say, okay, I'll say it one more time. Stonewall to moonfall. Stunallow to do. What? Stonewall, the dude flow?

I didn't say dude. I said, okay, I tried to say moonfall, but it's, I'm saying it's so fast. And Twister, they got Carrie Elwis and he's doing basically exactly that voice. Really? Yeah. Ston allow to leave law. Twister There's a twister I think You don't want to go over there

There's a twister If they're redoing twister Like the Like the old man in pet cemetery You don't want to go down there There's going to be a twister over there That's basically The children would bury their dogs

We don't believe in Throw their dead dogs And that twisto over there We don't believe in tornadoes Fuck you old man And they walk over Oh, my God. There's a full tornado.

There's an actual tornado. That's basically what happens at the end of Twister. But the good guys say that to Kerry Elway. They said, we don't believe in tornadoes. Carrie Owes is driving directly towards the biggest tornado ever recorded on the planet of the earth. And the good guys call him on the radio and say, you probably shouldn't do that, man. You're driving into the tornado. It's going to kill you.

And he's like, you're just trying to stop me from getting what I want to get. And then he drives into it. And his car flies a thousand feet in the air and then explodes. What was he trying to get? It's unclear what he was. trying to do. He's trying to pick up some... You're trying to keep me

from that valuable wind. Yeah. You're just trying to ruin my whole career. You're not taking this win for me. That's what they should do in Twisters, too. It should be a guy who wants to sell wind for profit. And he's trying to catch all the wind. He's like, oh, we're going to get the wind.

Let's get the wind. I have a turbine farm. They've already done so much of driving around and driving. They should have a guy who flies in the tornado himself. A fighter pilot, a blue angel. No, and he's, no, a suit, not a plane. Oh, shit. That's why I said flies himself.

Flying squirrel. The flying squirrel. Yeah, it's true. Flies itself. Yeah. He should get in the squirrel suit. Squirrel man. And he should fly into that bitch.

And the thing is you'd be in there for hours. On end. Having the time of your life. I hate when the time I spend is on end. Me too. It makes it feel so much longer. It really does. What is that about?

Yeah, I don't know. Some kind of odd glitch. Some glitch in time. Some glitch in time where when something is on end, it continues for very, very long time. I hate when something's on. They need to do a remake of tremors. Yeah. But they need to set it into a different country.

I think they're still making those movies. No, they haven't made one. How many tremors are there? I think seven, six or seven. I know Reba's in the first one. I've seen the first five. The first one, I saw the first, I think, three or four. It's funny that they make, I forget the actor's name, but the character's name is

Bert Gummer. They make the side character from the first one, but he's the only person who cared enough to be in. He becomes the main character of the rest of the series. And then he's like, in the first one, he's kind of an idiot. And by the third one, he's like the guy The poster for Tremors 3 or Tremors, I think it's Tremors 3 is one of the craziest posters I've ever seen.

Is it three worms? No, it's like it's, it looks like if somebody made it in their high school class like as like a fan poster. Oh. So it's Tremors 3 poster. I used to hit the movie gallery and rent those often. The first one is so sick.

Yeah, the first one's amazing. Yeah, wait, pull up that for, expand that first picture or whatever biggest size you have of it. That looks actually awesome. awesome. Oh, we could order it. It is awesome. He didn't want to open up the eBay. Look at that poster. Perfection Nevada. Yeah, that does look really bad. Look at the way he's going. They like, I see they're like, you can tell they're like, yeah, and then we're going to add the shadow under his leg. Oh, that looks good. Yeah, this is like very early Photoshop. Yeah, getting that, taking the part of the first poster with those teeth and throwing it down there. The gas can and Michael Gross. That's his name. Michael Gross. That's a odd name. And you know what a trimmer would like to eat? A gross. A gross food. Food. They, like humanity. They eat humanity.

They do. Really? So they wouldn't really get much out of you. What do you mean? They wouldn't get much. You have zero. A tremor would eat you and not even fucking knows. First of all, they're called graboids.

A gravoid. Would you would know if you actually watch six of them? A tremor is literally what I call them. You're like celery to them. Yeah. You don't actually know your fess. You have so, even though you're fat, you have so little. humanity, if that's truly what they feed

on, they would not even register you. I have plenty of humanity. They would eat you and they'd be like, uh-oh, I ate the rapper. Just today, an old man glared at me on the sidewalk. Why? Would he do that if I wasn't if I didn't have humanity? If you weren't human, I'm sure he would glare. Yeah.

No, he wouldn't. He wouldn't even register me. What do you mean? He's old. He doesn't know. He doesn't know that you're what? He wouldn't know not to, or he would not glare. You're an idiot. you're an idiot you're an inhuman

idiot I'm human you're not you may be clever but you're not I'm sly I'm sly I'm sly

no no you say I'm not human and I'm not clever you're not human at least give him clever I'm curious I'm inquisitive I'm inquisitive

you're neither human or inquis he's definitely precocious you're not precocious oh my God man just give him fucking something I am diligent

you're uh doting you're easy on the eyes you're a dodo that's nice yeah I mean I'll give you this you're a hot piece of fucking ass but you're not smart or

handsome you're just a bimbo I'm not a bimbo you're literally only good for your body you have no humanity I don't even think you're and you're a butterface the body's rocking the face

is a real problem for me but okay no Speaking of butter. Oh, that's good one. That's a good one. Why has there never been an item on a menu called a butter face where it's maybe a pancake with a eyes?

Yeah. With eyes for a butter. Yeah. Why not? Big ugly face, big Susan Boyle type face. Hey, come on.

Why isn't there much? She didn't become beautiful. Why isn't there much going on when it comes to face-shaped food in general? What do we have? You know what? We have pancake shape like Mickey. Yeah, but Mickey. That's a heck.

I mean, talk about no humanity. Yeah, that's a red. Well, more than Cameron, but still very little. Less. He's a mouse. He's a Mickey. He's a pissed. My phone fell out of my pocket when I said he's a mouse.

Why'd you make a loud? He's a mouse! He's a mouse! Ah! I can throw everything on the table. Fuck you. He's a mouse. You're just nothing. My mouth is filling low.

You're a flea. Today, we are talking about chefism. Sorry. Bright guys? You're both looking at your phones at the same time. Thomas texted me to say that he had comps for the show and I just bought a ticket like an hour ago Okay, so stupid award for Thomas

for the show at Eastville Comedy Club on the 11th Which is tomorrow after this episode comes out Don't plug anything for anybody ever again I feel like it's nice to do for your friend It is nice, don't do it Okay, it can't be nice on the show Hell no Okay, fuck Thomas

Not with this guy around I'm just kidding, I'm sorry man Chefism Which is the act and order of acting as a chef would. The form and function of preparishing. Preparishing. Preparation. Yeah, preparation. So it's basically

Chefism is... Preparing food. And if it quacks like a duck, it looks like a duck. If it quacks like a duck, it's culinary, and it's on my cutting board. Thank you. So that's what a chef would think. A chef sees any animal and thinks, hmm, how could I butcher that to make an amazing meal? Right. A chef sees a duck and thinks that's lip-smacking. Yes.

A normal guy sees a duck and says That's be quacking Yeah A chef that's killed on a safari in Africa Because you're looking for the price sticker on a cheetah A chef was killed in Africa On a safari in Africa By other chefs in Africa

Yes They thought he was sweet Because a chef looks at anything and sees food Yes by a chef tribe The fact it was in Africa is not relevant to what I said It would have happened anywhere It would have happened anywhere Arizona

But this happened to be It happened in Africa I don't know what it does not want to be around a chef who can't find no ingredient in Africa by chefs. It's just a coincidence that he was a chef. You imagine a new cycle? Oh, my God. Yeah, a Christian missionary eaten by 20 chefs. Everything about it was a coincidence. He happened to be a chef. The people who ate him have to be chefs. It happened to happen in Africa. This just, we don't know why this happened. This is the craziest story. Now, back to you, Anderson.

So chefism. Oh, okay. Yeah. So we did a little deep dive on restaurants and chefism. and back-of-house culture. This is what I've learned. B-O-H. B-O-H culture. This is from a website called, I believe, chef-talk. This is all about Hooters by Fat Guys. And he didn't have a lot of responses here,

but this is what he posted. He said, Are customers allowed to take photos at Hooters? If so, I'd really appreciate it if someone would post a dinner report. I think they're allowed to take photos. They're sending... Or at the dinner?

There was a whole conversation. Oh, you're not allowed to take pictures of food, but you get pictures of your waitress. The girls. Yeah, well, that's what they're there for. The girls are the food at Hooters. I'm a camera. Camera in. So it's not so different me to look at them forever.

Sorry, so you want me to leave? I'm a camera. That's what I would say. If I was getting kicked out of the Hooters or a movie theater. I go, okay, so wait, I'm not allowed in here. I'm a camera. This is my hand. Because I'm a full camera.

This is my hand. Okay, yeah. If you want me to throw this camera away, that's fine. But I guess you probably have to kill me too. Yeah, go ahead. Kill me. Oh, because you stab me. Because I'm a camera.

So go ahead. I'm a camera. I'm a very advanced camera. Go ahead. Just do your words. Yeah, watch this. Peer. Peerum.

Peerum. I just took 80 photos of you. And they're getting uploaded right now. They were showing. That's, uh, burst. Burst, or what's that one where they do like multiple? Burst Mord. Burst Mord.

Yeah, it's burst. Bois Mord. Um, next on here, we have asking for a taste in a restaurant by fabulous food, babe. And I just love this idea so much. I don't know why this isn't a common thing. I'll show you. I think you can. You can get samples at rest of it fancy places.

I've just never heard of this. I thought it was so funny, the idea of like, I really am, I'm thinking about this. Can I just have a taste of it? Oh, yeah, ordering a taste. And that's what this lady ended up doing. Will you go to the next slide? And I just posted on the New York threat about our meal at the Kittle House in Chappaqua. I pointed out that an irritating moment was when I asked for a bit of something just to taste it.

Well, here's your problem. You're in Dr. Seussland. Yeah. Yeah, get out of there. Kittle House in Chappaqua? Kittle House in Chappaqua. My request was refused, which I found to be kind of odd since I've asked for the same sort of thing before at the Kittle House. and have been happily accommodated.

I've done this for years at other restaurants that have never been refused, and I've prepared taste for myself or myself for customers when I've been cooking. So what is the issue with this? Because I actually do think it's a good idea. You can get like, they give you a glass of wine if you want to taste it.

Glass of wine is different. They're talking about trying a soup. Well, no, what they're saying specifically here it says, just to be clear, we were talking about a garnish for a soup. So they're saying, can I try that parsley? Oh. Can I have just the.

garden. I want to try the garnish. That's crazy. That is crazy. That is a little weird. I think that this is, you seem to be right on board with it instantly. I, well, I'm nice if you could do that. You could do that. You could do tastes. Do people just not know about this? I've never heard of this. You could get a sample of the soup. So you really can't. But a soup is one thing. I mean, you can't do that for a meal. I can't. A rabbi steak? Yeah. I get it just a piece can you make the whole thing and I'll try a little bit of it and decide. Can you do the ice cream shop thing where you say, I'll try everything. You could do that.

They give it you on wooden spoon. It's got to be the honor system. The same way they do it at the ice cream parlor. The honor system is so tempting to break. Every single time. Just let me break it, bitch. Oh, just I need to break it. I opt out of all honor.

That's very smart and it makes sense because you're such a bad person. I'm dishonorable. Yeah. Well, that means you have no humanity. I'm a blackguard. You are not a blackguard. That's too kind of term for people like you. What does that mean?

I have no honor Oh, okay I'm ignoble You are certainly ignoble And you're an ignoramus As well No, I'm slight No

Yeah, slight And we'd all be better We'd all be better Yeah, you're not slightly Give me a problem I think you should Give me a problem Slate of hand

Okay, I want you to saw it off How about that fix that for me? Okay, here's my problem You're still talking See, here comes the anti-humanity Jumping out at me humane thing I've ever seen. There's zero humanity left in you.

Where's I could jump out at you? You remind me of cards. Are they, wait, cards against humanity. Oh, yeah, they're against. I literally was trying to remember what the word between cards and humanity was. Lacking.

Are there cards of humanity? Cards with... I was literally in my brain. The question I was asking in my brain was, are there cards with humanity or cards without humanity? Well, how about that game? Cards without humanity. How about that game?

How about cards with humanity? Okay. That would be nice. That would be really nice. That's what we need. The world is worse off for rotten games like this. Yeah.

Rott and cards with humanity that say that you just add ingredients to things that sound pretty nice. Yeah.

I had a blank time. Good. I play great. You'd play great. You'd win. You'd win. We both played the same card.

We should play that we should make them play this game. Cards with humanity. Cards with humanity. Yeah, it'd be nice to fucking save the world. Yeah.

Yeah, no shit. What's up here? hypothetically if someone cooked a piece okay this is a pivot hypothetically if someone cooked a piece of poo would the toxic bacteria get eradicated as the poo was cooking and this made me laugh so hard

I boiled a poo and it smelled really bad I don't recommend it someone says do tell how you came to this he says it was a rather long turd which wouldn't flush and I thought that boiling it would soften it like a carrot I kept pouring boiling water down the toilet But all that happened was the entire house was engulfed in a foul stitch.

The worst thing is, it didn't even work. It still didn't flush. I had to get a knife from the kitchen and cut it on. He got up a poop. First he tried boiling it. Boiling it, trying to boil the poop in the toilet bowl is so funny. Going from the kitchen to the bathroom with the kettle and he's going. And then having to go get another.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah, exactly. Like, it's a dimmy gloss. Yeah. And then you give up and you jump it up. It's really gross. Yeah. That one was nasty.

Next one. Oh, this is from Kitchen Knife Forums. The Sharpest Place on Earth is a good place to check out. And I'm sharp, by the way. Craziest thing you ever saw. Sudzy, 9977. Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo from South Park, the TV show. Howdy-ho.

That's the craziest thing. you've ever seen. Watch this. He gets his mind blown. Next slide. I was doing some prep work before the staff arrived. As usual, I had my dog with me.

Lo and behold, in comes the health inspector. I shit a brick. He pets the dog and continues the inspection. Never said a word about it. But then here comes our boy again. I am never eating out again. I'd be pissed off

a dog in the kitchen. Yeah, dog in the kitchen's gross. That's really gross. Although I do think that dog should be allowed everywhere except a kitchen. They just banned dogs from my local Dunkin' Donuts. It just happened.

But it's because of you. It definitely is because of you. What did Phil do? Try to get a straw twice. Just a fucking straw. Nobody's mad. They're in paper. They're in paper straws at Duncan.

They're wrapped in paper, encased in paper. The actual straw itself is plastic. Orange straw. I'm not getting Duncan if they don't have it. And they don't make orange paper. You can make it. It's not made.

They literally don't allow you to make you it. Well, you can't make an orange or any kind of dyed paper a straw because then you would suck up the dye. I think you should die. Yeah, suck it up and die. Why do you say that? Because my message to people will use paper straw. Suck it up and die. Why did you say I should die?

Because I hate you. You don't hate me. Yeah, fuck you. Bro, you want some fuck shit. You are seriously losing your humanity. I'm sorry. You're acting like him. I confused you for him.

You need to chill out. You are not humane. You belong in an anti-humane shelter or a lack of shelter. You belong on the streets. I've spent a lot of time on the streets. You were never on the streets as a child. I was raised on the streets. Yeah, you were an urchin.

I was raised on the streets. You're not raised. You got the golden streets of Dubai. Wow. They have gold streets there. It's paved in gold. Yeah, I was raised in the world. Yeah, the world islands and.

The World Cup. Yeah, I was raising the World Cup. What does that mean? You've never seen the World Islands? What is that? No. They made an islands that look like a world. Look up the world islands.

Dubai. Check this shit out. This looks like a world. That doesn't look like anything. It looks like a world. It looks like maybe it's flooded now, but when they first made it, they made it so that it looked like there was all the continents made out of islands. But now it looks like it's a bunch of stingrays. Yeah.

Kind of. It kind of looks like. This is what my shit looked like. Yeah. a bunch of floating ones that go right to the top. The other day. Okay, back to the slides. Kitchen pranks.

Let's hear it. Okay, so this is a big part of back of houses I've learned. How could I forget about Mr. Marbles? Look at this fucking clown. Wow. We would hide him in your office under your desk or in your chair or maybe at the end of the night when you drive home. He's sitting in your child seat in the back of your Acadia.

Never know. That's a good ass prank. That's a really good prank. That's a very scary doll. Yeah. I want nothing to do. with this doll. I don't want to involve myself with a small doll. Next

is oh yeah. So I was trying to find more chef stuff but honestly the chef talk website kind of sucked. Yeah. So I just was searching chef and going on Google and going into the forums thing. I found that you search for just forum posts

and I found this website that I really want us to do an episode on eventually called prayer request. Sounds great. I'm excited about this. It's really good. This is a really good website. This is a prayer that says, pray that I can get a haircut is a prayer request. And then this person's request is, pray that I can get a haircut, pray for work, pray for energy and strength this week, pray for constant work that I can get chef and computer work.

So now you're seeing where I got the chef thing from. And so I kept browsing this website and I found at least one or two good ones. Lord help me and may Gus and my nephew not be playing against me. Please, Lord, help. and I think maybe one last one here Lord no loud cell phones Lord please let people in the bus stop

listening loud cell phones YouTube videos I'm on I agree with this I'm going to pray for this and so is this person Natasha who is beloved of all I will definitely be praying for this tonight when I pray

somebody responded to let to confirm that they're praying for this and they said Heavenly Father and I'd like for us to hold hands for this because this is a prayer Heavenly Father we come before you in the name of Jesus lifting up our sister

Natasha's concern. Lord, we ask for your peace and understanding to fill the hearts of those at the bus stop who are listening to loud cell phones and YouTube videos. May they be considerate of others around them and find a way to enjoy their content without disturbing the peace of those nearby. Your word in Philippians 2-4 reminds us, let each of you look not only to his own interest, but also to the interests of others. We pray that this spirit of consideration and respect will prevail in this situation. In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen. Amen. Jubio made this beat you fucking stupid disgusting bitch I didn't do that other one

No humanity I did that I've the shoe fits wear it You keep you're gonna turn me into a monster Let's see who's up next I would be honored Oh no let me go next Okay camera is garnered that good I would be honored to monster you Okay first I was on Reddit mostly

Yeah which reddit I also went on there I know recipes and Cooking Okay Just two big overarching chefism. So this first one is a recipe someone posted. Very simple, crunchy chocolate bread. Ingredients.

One slice of bread, white bread, chocolate icing. Directions. Add icing to bread. Do not cover the whole bread. Put the bread in an oven 350 degrees. Leave it in for 10 minutes or until crunchy, not hard. And you're done. It tastes very good.

Did you make this? I didn't make this. You should have made every single one of these because this is easy. I could have done this. I don't have chocolate icing. You wouldn't have bought it, man. You don't have chocolate icing? That's a pantry.

Yeah, that's a pantry staple, dude. Maybe if we... That's like a dobo. I should have made all this stuff. So many things give you chocolate icing, too, as a side. So many things give you it? Yeah, as a byproduct. Restaurants, you go to any restaurant,

they're going to give you like six packets of chocolate. I think this recipe is a little too advanced for me anyway. As you guys know, I'm not so much of a chefist. I'm not so much of an expert in these. So a lot of these are, you know, along with this next one, are things that I'm hoping you guys can help out with. maybe help this person out. There's a post on R-slash recipes.

Any sexy ramen recipes? I wonder if you guys had any ideas for that because I don't really know where to begin. Well, here's what does ramens have in them? Egg. Egg. What does eggs kind of look like? Booboos.

So two, you're gay. So two boobs. Well, it's good for gays or guys. Yeah. Where you can do. Gays like sexy stuff more than guys. They love sexy stuff. I love their gay asses for that.

So, okay, let's go on a gay way. then. Okay. You get two? Penises. Penises. No. Wait,

this is genius. You get the eggs that look like balls. And then the noodles all look like little dicks. I got it. It's like a popcorn movie theater prank.

You have a bowl. You put a hole in the bottom of. And then you pour the boiling. Togatsu. Yeah. And then when they get in. And then when they dig their face

into the middle of it. They'll discover it's sexy Yeah And you can do the same thing with a woman's And what's nice about this Is that you have to keep your penis in there Or else everything will spill out And the meal will be ruined

So you can't turn back No there's no turning back The popcorn you could turn back It doesn't matter Because popcorn messle against each other Not fall out of the whole man It doesn't even matter If the waiter comes back

And he goes oh I want to make sure The temperature is right I'm going to dunk my head into your soup That sucks All right time to take a bite of my soup that sucks when the waiter does that when they come to do a temperature check on your food I don't mind it because I'm like

I hate when they take taxes too oh my God I'm like thank you when they test the temperature because I don't know I could have died when I there was a restaurant I worked at where like this old woman would come in and constantly complain about the temperature of the soup and she also had like

a million allergies and she went to the back one time and demanded that they like test the temperature of the soup in front of her and my manager told her stop coming that makes sense he's right yeah he was like you should just eat at home

there's no reason for you to be in here you know what I would have said if I was him and would have been locked and loaded for me because I'm so quick I would have said if you can't take the heat of the soup

stay out of the kitchen of the soup stay out of the kitchen where we take where we cook all the soup and fuck you bitch and you're allergic to too much if you can't take it

stay out of the kitchen where we fuck you yeah is that what you said no that's what he said I think that You said something like that. I said that. Yeah.

Here's another question from R-slash cooking that maybe you guys can answer. What are alternatives to whole milk? I'm not lactose intolerant. I can't think of anything. Pistachio milk? A whole milk. No, it's going to be not fatty enough. Oh, yeah.

You would need to put... Oat. Take normal milk. Skim milk. Oh, normal milk. Skim milk. Take you steak scum milk. Oh, there's normal milk.

Well, they don't have that anymore. Oh. Everything. It's illegal in a lot of states that have raw milk, which is what I would call normal milk. You take skim milk. and you add butter or olive oil to it to fatten it up. Oh, interesting. Oh, thank you.

Or peanuts. I think that would work. You could add peanuts. You know, aren't as fat for like the fat cap from... We used to know, speaking of fat and milk, I knew this fat kid named David growing up. Oh, you're going to say named milk. I know a fat kid named milk. Poor guy.

I know his fat kid named David grown up, who he would put after-dinner mints and milk. Oh. And he would drink the milk and then eat the after, the soggy after dinnerments at the bottom. Interesting. I thought it was the most attractive. thing I've ever seen. Okay. So here's another recipe from our slash recipes.

This is an interesting recipe. He was older than me a lot. Maybe we could try. Beef, which is roasted right on the plate. The secret, a hot stone. That actually does seem really good. I'm going to be real, though. I just thought that this was funny

that this was a recipe. And I got to say, it doesn't look like it's doing the best job so far. Well, that's because you've got to flip it. You got to flip it over. But then you've probably got to flip the fucking plate over, too. It's just funny to set the secret, a hot stone. Yeah.

Beef, which is roasted right on the plate. What's the secret? Well, the plate is a stove. That's a great point. The secret is that the plate is a pan, a hot pan on a plate. So that's a recipe. Here's another recipe that I'm interested, and maybe you guys could help me figure out.

Okay. Taste equal to the most famous calories also. Oh. The most famous chocolate milk. Is that a brand of chocolate milk? And then you put a bunch of acorns next to those are calories. these are calories those are calories

that's what calories yeah so that's they're huge they're fitting they're fitting 10,000 of these if I want how is that possible

well that's just that's you know those are that's a pure calorie a pure calorie all those are one calorie that's each is that a bit

do they all that's how they grow and then people harness them to make Doritos why are people putting these these are so fattening

why are people putting these into food I don't know who decided it was a good idea to start putting calories in the food say

You've said enough. I completely understand. I take back everything. All right, here's a good question. Okay. For you, for the chefists. Okay. I consider myself one.

I have a fear of eggs. What egg-based dish should I make? Ooh. So what's an egg-based dish for someone who's afraid of eggs? Easter eggs. That's not a dish. So that's not a dish. Well, they're hard-boiled eggs that are painted and you take the shell off at any time,

but you could draw a smiling face on them. But then it is even scary. But that's straight up an egg. Uncanny Valley. Yeah, but then you put a face on it so it. so it doesn't look like an egg. My answer would be scrambled eggs, but put them inside like a tissue box

so you can't see what you're eating. That's true. You put it in a tissue box. You just dump it over your head like this and close your eyes and hold your nose. Exactly. You get a nose peg on. I feel like it's got to be something

where you can pretend you than eggs nowhere nearby. Yeah. Egg drop soup, but the... It literally has an egg in the name, bro. Yeah. Here's an actual answer. Manna is.

Yeah. That's one of my favorite dishes. Yeah. Well, it's not a dinner, but it's like a lunch. Yeah, for sure. A breakfast. Yeah. It's eggs. mayonnaise. Yeah, it is eggs. It has egg in it, literally.

Okay, so here's something that somebody made from R slash recipes. I'm still really new at cooking, but I've learned how to saute onions at least. So for my first ever brew, here's macaroni with canned tuna dipped in a mix of instant turmeric powder and orange juice. Oh. Oh my God. That can't be serious. It really can't be, but it still got me.

It's really gross. Yeah. That's amazing. Wow. Orange juice. Orange juice is a big swing. Here's another quick in question. Is it possible to use

oyster crackers to make pizza? Can I mix ground oyster crackers with water and maybe yeast to make a pizza dough type of thing? Or can I use them just to make a pizza crust out of it instead? That's not even a bad idea. What I've realized about this?

What? This is somebody who's on chopped and they're texting under the TV. I want to blow their minds shit how the fuck do I do this Oyster crackers on pizza I don't fucking know

they gave them all the they give them pepperonies pizza sauce but oyster crackers yeah and cheese I make fuck can't forget the cheese

I'd like to phone Reddit okay here's another piece of food orgasm salad wow would you eat orgasm salad I would honestly that looks really good that's brown

or jazz on it bro that's jiz it's orgasm salad that's jiz that's either You're telling me that Jizz is brown and square. No, the red circles.

You're talking about a crouton. Oh. That's a crout. Oh, the red circles, yeah, the red circles, the red circles look like Jizz. A crout can make you Jiz, but they're not going to be Jiz. I didn't see them at first. No, not the red guys, you're both wrong.

It's this brown goo, the diarrhea. That's green. Jizz is white. It's the white circle. Oh, that's the Jiz. Oh, that's a jizz. Oh. They put the salad you put on top of a circle of jizz. Okay.

All right. A pile of jizz. I wouldn't eat this because of the juice Yeah I don't really like I don't feel like it needs to be said I feel like I could eat around the jizz a little bit All right let me finish mine up quickly

Okay one quick question Okay In terms of bodybuilding If you found out that there was I would eat my nut Okay yeah it's a good weight Do you want me to tell you how many grams of protein I was going to say? Yeah

11 And how much is like a cliff bar In one of my gotta eat jizz to do that that's crazy would you wait Google

we know that we could definitely how much protein is in a load one ounce of jizz I'd say well we'll look up how much is in a load

in a one jizz and just say in a jiz in a lot see in a lot of jicks the average protein okay 252 milligrams of protein and the average

amount of ejaculation okay That's not a lot. That's not... That's not even half a gram. That's not even half a gram. So you'd have to eat a lot. Yeah.

So I'd have to eat a lot. You have to eat a lot. So 11 grams of protein in a load of jizz would actually be pretty impressive. Oh, yeah. That'd be fucking crazy. Yeah. That'd be fucking crazy. I thought that I was going to have to say 40 or something because I thought that there was at least two-grim protein.

Just because it's impressive for a load doesn't mean you would eat the load. You go, wow, there's a lot of proteinness. I better eat it. I'll waste it. Well, yeah. That's almost 20 times as much protein as a normal load.

So I don't want to waste this. I'll eat it. Sure. I'll eat it. What a spectacular load. You ran out of cliff bars. And there's an 11 gram vial.

Do I have one of the You buy the jizz flavored cliff bar. But what do I need? Jizz in a bag. So bad. Why don't I eat protein so bad? Because you're in a

body builder. And you're a building bodies. I'm a bodybuilder and I'm neat. And I just ran out of protein bars, but I can't go to the store. No, you literally have to go to work like, because you're late. So I just, oh, fuck, I have to go to work.

Let me eat my cum. That's the scenario. You have it out already. Otherwise, you're going to crash it. You're going to crash at work. It's not mine. Oh, that changes everything. Yeah, I'll fucking eat it for free.

Okay. I love other people. All right, let's see this next thing. All right, this next one really made me laugh. Let me read this to you guys. My pasta made my girlfriend throw up. Help. Hey, folks, I'm a relatively beginner home chef.

I bake for fun and I can follow a recipe. but I've never felt super comfortable with day-to-day cooking. I generally cook fairly intuitively when I make something because I'm way too slow with specific recipes. I picked up a few cookbooks recently in an attempt to upgrade my skills and decided to start with salt, fat, acid, heat by Samin Nosrat. I have that book. Ready to be enlightened, I diligently read through the salt chapter.

You are that book. And then following the advice in the back of the book, I picked out what I considered to be a basic recipe to test my salting skills, pasta caccio a pepe. Fast forward a couple of steps. I'm throwing out a whole pot of pasta and feeding my girlfriend fruit for dinner after she tasted a sip of the pasta water

and vomited. She tasted the pasta water? She tasted a sip of the pasta water and vomited. How fucking salty does it have to be to make you instantly vomit from a sip? And also,

why are you sipping the pasta water? Why do you need to taste the pasta water? It's so crazy. Everything about this is and feeding my girlfriend fruit for dinner. Yeah, fruit. What the fuck? The pasta water

made her vomit. I love that he buried the lead to and he said my pasta made my girlfriend throw up but it was

even just the water that means he was not reading that book correctly no he probably put he probably thought it was salt salt salt salt salt salt

salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt salt what if he used smelling salts instead of oh that's probably it didn't you imagine tasting of a water that was so salty

that made you throw up can you imagine that I can imagine can you imagine how salty that would have to be yeah I don't think you can get that I think it would literally instantly kill you

sea water like even sea giving any sea water in my mouth. I feel like I wouldn't make me throw up. How much salt did he use? That's so much salt. That's crazy. Well, fruit for dinner. All right. Well, fruit for dinner, I guess. Here's the last one. My girlfriend loves Katamari. For her birthday, we gave her a Velcro

shirt and told her to roll up things in the living room. Then we rewarded her with this awesome cake. That's crazy. It's so funny. All right, it's her birthday going to roll her out in the living room. Here's a shitty cake. Hey, don't yuck.

Come on, man. The cake looks good. And look, They have lemon, their lime juice out for dinner, too. You just rolled up everything in the living room. Here's your reward. She's drinking straight lime juice. I don't see. Look at that. Yeah, wait, that is.

That's straight line. She probably rolled that up. She's probably putting it on the cake. Yeah. We told her to roll up things in the living room. Would you go, did she just go, like stop dropping roll style? Or did she go ball, you think? She should have turned into a ball.

Yeah. And now, first of all, before we tell you your real gift, they didn't even let her. Okay, wait, I never played Catamari, but I've seen videos of it. They didn't let her be the guy pushing them. They should have given her a verbal ball. They made her, you're the ball. Yeah.

All right. Well, that's that. That's Cameron's, and here's mine. Patrick Scha. I'm excited for this one because I would say that you're the most food. The chefist. I'm the most chefist. And let me tell you a little bit about my favorite chef.

Click next slide. Adam Roussia. Jack Scalfonte. Oh, yes. I used to watch. I remember when I first moved into my new apartment. I you guys came over and we just watched like six of his videos yeah because he is not that good of a cook next slide look at his meals lazy man's pork chops and aunt murder is yeah party

cheese salad we've seen a lot yeah and the lazy man's pork chops I think I watched a bunch of these on stream one time and the lazy man's pork chops video he calls the food network and it says I have an idea for a show, and they immediately give them the, they hit a button that just changes the voicemail to like, we are not going to take your food network idea. You cannot call us and do that. But I've been a member of, next slide, I've been a member of the official cooking with Jack community on Facebook for a year now. And he's my favorite home chef and he also has a beautiful mind with his posts. Next slide. I just realize while shopping

that there's a magnet up my butt and everyone is made of metal. And this next post says odd that we're having all these alien invasions and the new Marvel movie called Invasion is coming out. What if it's a worldwide commercial? That's a good idea. A worldwide commercial?

What are they going to do? A worldwide commercial? They've done that yet. Look, these are only thoughts that Jack Scalfani could have. Next slide. Like Tucker Carlson is whipping his video to Twitter and been craving

EDM music lately. Amazon music has better EDM than Apple music or Spotify. I like that he changed his outfit there to be a little more friendly to the EDM. Yeah. Oh yeah, he's got an EDM suit on. And next slide here. No live show tomorrow.

Volunteering at church for special day for special needs kids. Sorry. OZempic is now an internet verb and so is unalive. So he's just letting the community know all this stuff. That's why he always has the megaphone. I like that he's on the bullhorn because that's what we you gotta tell that, scream it from the

rooftops. Yeah. Ozympic is now a verb. Yeah. And unalive. An internet verb. Yeah. And I have done a full you guys have been over my house when I'm watching all these Jack Scalfani videos. This community is so, he has a full every, he has multiple chats

in the Facebook community that are like taco chat, pizza chat, burger chat. Different genres. Q&A. And cookware. Okay. Those are all the different sections of that. So I just wanted to let everyone know that this is a community that I'm part with.

And you should join. All right. Next slide. This is when I started. Oh, wait. Okay. So for people listening, this is Jack Scalfani. Chef, Jeff, Jeff, Schallfani.

And you got a pizza emoji. And he's waiting patiently for the pizza crust. Yeah. and I think he He's going to start topping That face he's making It seems like maybe he learned it at church You know what I'm saying?

The face that he's making Does actually kind of seem like he learned it Millions and millions of years ago Yes Primordial ooze This is the face of the first fish The Corvon lands It was looking up at land

And you were like Maybe I'll walk up there Yeah But I watch every single one of his videos He is my favorite chef Okay so we'll stop Bad Mouthing him You will stop bad-mouthing him right.

What's bad-mouthing about that? I think he has a bad mouth. Next slide here. Oh, this is some of his merch. J-O-T-G. Pizza is better than a toothbrush. Fact. What is J-O-T-G mean?

Jack on the go. That's another one. That's like another channel he has. Burritos better than celery. I think they... Pizza better than toothbrush is great. Yeah, that's an odd one. I think they bought this on F-I-M.

I don't remember. You're kind of telling on yourself, by the. lumping in a toothbrush of vegetables and toothbrush none of these shirts makes sense. It's so funny to be a chef that's like fuck vegetables, fuck brushes your teeth. I want to be on the food network.

I'm a chef. Well, he's actually, he started the carnivore diet, Jack. He started it. Yeah, he's doing the carnivore. I mean, he's had multiple strokes. He didn't and there's no use of his left side of his body.

And he's like, oh, you know, it'll help me is the carnivore diet. Yeah. It's probably veggies that are. His veggies may help him a little bit. It's probably veggies that are ruining his body. But yeah, I was, I was looking through a lot of this stuff.

And then next slide, I went on Reddit and went on to, I was looking up. And somebody went on Ask Reddit and said, my girlfriend and I would like to cook an owl for Thanksgiving this year. Does anyone have a good recipe? And they want to cook a horned owl. And somebody said, remove head feathers and organs based with olive oil,

sprinkle with garlic salt, insert garlic clothes under skin. pay $50,000 fine for killing protected species served one year with prison. It's actually a common misconception that there's anything wrong with preying on owls.

Many of them are in fact very tasty and in many countries are they may be purchased of and ready. And then they... Yeah, they say that this is the owl I'm planning on hunting down. It's a horned owl.

Why would you ever want to eat this? Well, it's good as fuck. It's all feathers. He's right. Yeah, that's true. They are small. I've never seen a plucked owl.

I've never seen a... I should have done more research into what a plucked horned owl would look like. A feathered like owls. Yeah, they look like if you really like big heads. Why would you want to eat an owl for Thanksgiving?

For a funny video. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, to make your post. Yeah. And also to impress your girlfriend. That's true. You have to be a good chef. That's what I made this year, babe.

I made an owl. I know you don't like turkey. You think it's dry. So I just moved into the owl. Also, you don't, you can't really decide what meat you get. You go to the butcher. You have a local butcher.

You have a good relationship with him. He says, hey, what are you getting in today? He says, we got about 40 owls. Yeah. Let me take two. Plus, and I'd say more people probably have eaten an owl than they even think. Yeah. If you've ever eaten at Arby's, they have the meats.

You think that's owl? The beef and owl and cheddar. That's why they're not allowed to call it beef. And they call it meat and cheddar. I think they call it beef. What? They call it beef. Sorry, you didn't hear me.

I couldn't hear you. Next slide. I just won't worry about it. Is it dangerous to eat hamster meat? One of my friends ate hamster meat on Wednesday, and then he was out sick yesterday because of it. He came back today, but still seemed like he was feeling like shit. And so I'm kind of worried.

Can you get serious diseases from eating hamster meat? Now, I was looking through all this stuff. I was looking through all this stuff because Jack Scalfani is a home cook, and I was thinking about all these home cooks. Yeah. And these are home cooks that want to cook hamster meat, I want to cook owl meat. Again, it's ingredients on hand.

that would be a great kind of surfing turf yeah hamster owl and hamster as an owl eats hamster Aaron wheel

yeah Aaron wheel yeah oh yeah I'll just have the air and wheel market price oh my god

what am I doing it it's my birthday is my birthday is my birthday y'all Aaron wheel next slide uh stuff swan from one of my

Facebook my cooking Facebook groups that looks that looks It's like a blown out diaper. Why would you stuff anything? Would you look with the corn?

It's mixed the corn and then there's like, it's, it's got to be hot dogs. It looks like, it's got to be hot dogs or carrots. I don't know. That thing is crazy. I think we've talked about eating swan on this podcast a lot and now I don't think I ever want to eat swan. Oh my fucking God. That is actually most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

All right. Next slide. Oh, yeah. What is the kitchen? Okay. So then I found a Reddit call. kitchen confidential and this is a list that says music not allowed in kitchen number one nickelback number two stain number three borg or number four country music number five cold play number six post

malone number seven any alternative rock with the exception of incubus and that's where this reddit user got really mad and said seven is complete bullshit and against any street credit i may have offered you and to which another person replied i would literally quit a job with a rule against alt rock i'm not exaggerating i don't want to be around these kind of people and i'm sure they wouldn't want to be around me either. Damn. Me with Indy Rock, though. Yeah.

Yeah. True. Get that Phoenix out of here. Yeah. I hope that Phoenix burns again. No, I'm saying I'm a warrior for Indy. I would quit if they banned India. Oh, I'm not on your team, bro.

That's how I feel about female pop stars. Huh? Yeah, you're a punk. Not that, Vampire Weekend, not the bad ones. I don't care about Phoenix or Vampire Weekend. I'm talking about real Indy Rock. Like Whizer.

Oh, shut that. Yeah. That's not his alternative. Why are you? I want to sing that song when I'm making a fucking burrito. Next slide. I think I have, oh yeah, clean your footwear. This is a guy who put crocs in the dishwasher.

Okay, that's lit. That's actually lit. That's smart. Next slide. They do be smelling like fucking shit. So one of my coworkers left their knife overnight. So he left his knife overnight and we decided to make sure he doesn't do it again. This is four layers of plastic wrap, a kitchen towel, more plastic, another towel, another

few layers of plastic, barbecue sauce, just to make it messy when opening and then more plastic. So, yeah, some canola oil for scale in the second picture. What the... That's a poop. Oh, yeah, that's a poop. Hey, just go to the next slide because the poop bandit struck again. It looked like he kicked his heroin habit. That's just a poop in the alleyway of a restaurant.

Then the next slide here. At R slash copro files, reheating poop via sousvede. TLDR, if you want to reheat a poop, use a suvede machine. Reheat. Reheating poop. Reheat. This whole thing It was like

It was like A couple paragraphs of him talking about How he had poop in the freezer And he was like I was thinking about it Is this a subreddit about eating duty? Yeah next slide You stuck on it

Yeah then I stuck on it Because I found a lot more people I just looked up the word cooking on copper files And this person says Hello all randomly I found my on my cable box On Food Network channel Which I never watched And beautiful females

We on cooking and eating et cetera and I was thinking the food that they are cooking what their poop would feel like. Hmm, I'm definitely not a fan of eating poop, bad experience. But I do enjoy the textures they provide. I don't enjoy my own, L.O.L. Then I found myself watching videos of girls pooping, et cetera. Everyone else gets turned on by watching beautiful women cooking and eating

and thinking about women pooping, to which no anything said, I do. And they said, nice. I thought I was the only one. You're on the eating poop subreddit, man. Yeah, why aren't you eating poop? Yeah, and you're saying, oh, I had a bad experience. Get off the suburb.

Get the hell off of there, man. You were just watching people poop? Yeah. Go do that somewhere else. He's just into watching people poop. There's, yeah. But he's into the food. Some people, some people like looking at pictures of food more than they like eating it.

Food porn. This is the people who, yeah, the people who look at pictures of 10 stack burger with explosion cheese. Nobody's ever eating that in the history of the world. They put the cheese on top. The Camemberar burgers. There's a certain type of poop fan who only wants to see. basically the triple-decker poop

with diarrhea, cascading, that's hot diarrhea when you bite in and it goes like on you... Well, he said that he's watching the food network and thinking about the, like, Rachel Ray pooping. Oh, well, that's normal. I think everyone does that. Yeah. Rachel Ray? Yeah.

Giaata Michaels? Gia de Laurentis. Who's Giaata Michaels? Oh, that's a porn star. Her name is something. Giata de Lerentis. I have two slides now. This next slide

Anyone had Skeeter pee Is It Any Good And I couldn't find out what Skeeter P was Skeeter P was I was trying to figure out what it was But no one really was answering I guess Skeeter P is some kind of lemonade Skeeter P

Next slide This is the last slide And I'll have that get in there I need a unique name I am starting to sell my local honey from my bee yard and I need a name for the label. Have a picture of Austin Powers on it and call it,

O, B, Hive. That's good. Laughing. Sorry. Then, chef Ernie says, call yourself, what's the Buzz Honey? That's okay. Delta Doc says, Buzz is Beehive, honey. Terrible. Busy bee, honey do. That's a melon. If you use the name above, I'd like a couple jars.

No one's using those busted-ass names, Delta, the fuck out of your belt. Yeah, then Mark 5 says, use a yellow or yellow and black colored label and call it yellow jacket honey now you guys these are the worst names i've ever seen for a honey company i thought that we could come up with some more yellow jacket is the is the equivalent of of swan you know one wants to eat honey from a yellow jacket no i would call it let's let's think of the best honey i call it company name that we can think of right now gooey human product gooey human product i call it bugs guy gooey bee product well yeah goy bee be goo i call it be

Be yourself. Be yourself, honey. Be a honey. Be my honey. Be my honey. Be my honey. Be my honey. Be my honey.

That's good. Be my honey. Honey, honey. Honey, local honey. Honey, be my honey. Honey, be my honey. Honey, be my honey, local honey from a bee.

Sold by meat, you. Bee made this. Bees made this. There we go. Bunny. Be honey for short. Yeah, that would make some sense. B apostrophe honey.

Drip. Be honey. drip that would be like that yeah that would be like this kind of get aeroon like it's like really minimalist yeah drip drip drip is goo goo sticky drip is good sticky sticky sticky animal goo sticky animal drippings bee do be do sticky animal drip be do sticky animal drip be do minion tie in I would do it as be do and it would be a minion tie hive how are you there we go that would be good that would be good for if you were greeting somebody comb on my hoop shoot comb on my Come on my shoes.

Come on my shoes. Come on all over my shoes. Hive to meet you. Come on in. Come on inside. Hive. Honey. Hive to be you.

Mm-hmm. Come on inside, honey. Yes. Be honey. Be well. Honey, there's a bee over. Make yourself at hive. Honey, there's a bee in my food.

Wait, so what's the first part? Hummy hummus. Hummus. From a bee. Not hummus. Be hummus. That's good, that's what we found it. Be hummus.

It's kind of the same thing. It's just called. It's called bee hummus. Bee hummus. No, this is the hummus that bees make. Yeah, be hummus. It's sad. It's not.

It's not. It's not. You got to bring a, but you have to bring a marketer has to think about this type of stuff. Or else it's going to become part of the culture. We would just target one side of the other. Or actually, you know what we should do? We should make, for every single political issue, we should make a bee pun that supports

each side and we should sell them a separate jars. What about yellow? It's yellow. Yellow, it's orange. That's what he said. Mark Farr said. He called it Yellow Jacket. Or Mark V.

Which yellow. Just yellow. Just yellow. Like drip. Just yellow. Yellow. Y-L-L-W. Caleb.

Caleb's mild honey. That's what I would call. Caleb's mild honey. Caleb's mild honey. Okay. It's not nothing. Yeah, it is mild. It is good.

Yeah. And it's mild. It's just sweet. Sweet drippings from a bee. Honey.com. We got to get out of here. We've got to end this fucking episode. All right.

All right. I was saying B, B, B. Pull up, uh, pull up, uh, pull up that picture I sent you, Julio for the, uh, the, uh, the, that sent you yesterday. We're playing Yummy Fest, right? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to be playing Yummy Fest. Yummy Fest at Littlefield on August 13th.

Um, we're going to be in the takeout tent at Yumi Fest. No, we have a new, a new, uh, voicemail line for you guys to call. So, uh, well, introducing the podcast about list gossip line, okay? Oh, yeah. call 929 376 9-4 thank you

I made that let me start over 929 376 949 949 and leave leave your name leave some gossip that's going on

in your life and we don't want any you know I don't want to hear any jokes no no don't leave any fake gossip that's not the point

something that's really going on you can change the names of people yes in fact we encourage that make if you want to be funny but let's not embellish

no don't embellish we really don't want any lies, and we can tell, by the way, because we're expert listeners. Liologists. Well, you're a liologist. I'm a listener, and he's a DJ. He's a piece of shit. And he's a fucking piece of shit.

I'm a DJ? Well, used to be. Yeah. So... You can come back. You can come back whenever you want, man. We've been telling you for a long time. The community will accept to... You're playing the CDJ at Rash. Whenever, man. I don't know what that means. Yep. He's doing a little bit of gay dog

whistling right there. What? You're not a gay dog whistle? There's a gay dog whistle that you just did. That's not a gay dog whistle. Here's a gay dog whistle. Everything you said is a gay dog whistle. That was a hiss. Only dogs can hear it.

Only gay dogs can hear it. That's weird. I didn't hear anything. What did you say? It sounded like? I didn't hear it is what I said. It sounded like nothing. That's what I was going to say.

I just didn't even hear it. Go buy a ticket to our live show on August 13th, World's Biggest Army at Littlefield. It's going to be a talent show. A middle school talent show. It's going to be a blast. We found some old videos of us as middle schoolers. What, spoiler?

What episode number is this? What is this? 298? Why did I look at my watch? Yeah, it's 98. Well, it's coming up, guys. That's all I guess I say. It's coming.

All right. 300 is coming. All right. Bye, gang. Bro, you spoiled what's coming. You think that the people at PetSmart. You think the virgins at PetSmart have no more about penises? Wait, what do you say?

No, I said virgins. I'm saying the people at PetSmart. Fating. The people at PetSmart, they don't even touch themselves. That's how virginally they are. I'm a virgin where it comes to dog penis. Well, I would bloody hope so. I would hope so as well.

I mean, okay, we'll tell me this. Is it losing your? your virginity if it touches up against your elbow when it's big and think that is losing my virginity didn't and if it makes it come no your dog touch your elbow i used to brag all the time about jerking your dog i never jerked i never fucking okay pause rewind yeah pause all for i never on the ground no no that's not how that's not i why would i get on the ground to jerk off the dog i don't know man for and i don't have pause for the record i used to pet him before he got his nuts chopped off i thought it was funny because in the mornings if you pet him he would get the

biggest it was so it would start pink it would turn purple and it would in brown with how much blood was in it was like a bruise and it looked like a dinosaur penis had disgusting veins and i thought it was the funniest thing i'd ever see yeah so i would try to get it as big as possible in the mornings yeah and then i would get my wife would wake up and i'd say check this out big ass dog and then you'd make it release i wouldn't make him release he was claimed you made him release before he would drip out some pre-cum because of he would get a boner i think or at least it would just be slimy, but he never released. You definitely said he released

before. I've never said that I would be released. You said that. You said he came on the floor. He didn't come. You said that. You said that. Maybe you lied before, but you said that. I don't remember this. You said he jizzed on the rug. You said that. I don't think he jizzed on the rug. It's definitely possible. Wait, am I ever going to

do anything with my life if there's audio video of me saying that I pet my dog till he jizzed? It's okay, man. So it's behind a paywall. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Nobody has $5. Yeah, it's going to have $5.00 together. This is the clip, by the way. This is the clip.