Podcast About List - Ep. 301 - The Thirteenth Hour: The Olympic Games Discussion Hour

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

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So I was one, I was talking about this with, uh, and so you know that how Japan has Mario. I know. I thought it was Italy. Yeah, I don't know that they have Mario. So that's completely not true. What you said is an attempt to just make what I said just derail because we know that Mario's from Japan. I don't know anything about him.

This is just, this is a jock. He doesn't know. He's a, he's a, ask him a sports question. That's all he's going to know about. That's true. Yeah. Tony Romo. Tony Romo, who's that?

They got him in Texas. I'll tell you that much. He doesn't even know. Well, they used to. So, Mario, so Japan has Mario. And obviously, and I guess I should say obviously, because I know that Patrick's about to argue with me on this one. But obviously to everyone else.

Yeah, me, you mean. The Mario of the U.S. is Mickey Mouse. I agree. I think I do agree. I agree just because I said that you were going to disagree. I've got it all mapped out. It's okay. He's 10 steps to head.

No, I agree because... Here's my question. But here, this is what I... This is what I was getting to. Okay. Mario and Japan have Bowser. And I was like, damn, I don't think the U.S. has a Bowser, has an evil. Yeah.

Has a main evil that they would put on everything. And then I realized, I think I figured out what it is. What is it, man? I think that the Bowser of the U.S. is the Grinch. I have to recuse myself from this conversation. Why? Because I have too many thoughts and I'd take over the entire fucking episode.

I'll tell you that right now. But right now, as I said it, I'm thinking, what if it's the minions? Because they're technically evil. The minions are not evil, by the way. The minions are anti-heroes like Deadpool. They're not even anti-hero.

They had to go to sleep so they wouldn't serve Hitler. They are the perfect slave. Okay, so slaves are evil. That's what you're saying. They are slaves. Do you know who pays them? Gru? With what?

With what? Food. They don't even get the food from him. This part, this doesn't even matter. You're dodging the initial thing. The Grinch? Or it doesn't have to,

but that's what I was the closest. That was the closest I could think up. Who's the Bowser of the United States? Okay, okay, because you want to get into this. You've had multiple bousers. Here's my question. Right. Adolf Hitler.

You are. He's not even from the U.S. He's not from the U.S. He's not for the U. Okay. Wait. Wait, Bouser's from Japan? I'd say of the, I guess, yeah, he's from the Coupa Kingdom.

Because Grinch is not. You're still misunderstanding here. The same thing is thinking that Mario's from Italy. So this is, they're not actually, they're. So here's my question. Yeah. Well, I guess our Bouser is Waluigi because Hudson Software made Waluigi. Bowser is not even going to try to understand that.

Let me make my amazing point here. Bowser is a year-long threat. 365 days a year. You're worried about Bowser. I was here. How many days a year are you really worried about the guy?

I know. That's what I was thinking. Like that, that closest thing I could think of as the Grinch just in terms of, I get like,

Mickey Mouse doesn't have an enemy besides those damn ops. He's got the big dog. Pete. Was that big, mean dog? People don't even

fuck it with Pete. They don't even know. Most people wouldn't know Pete's name. Yeah. The other question is what, because Mario is Japan's Mario,

or Japan's Mickey Mouse, as you would put it. And they, but he's, he's, imported from another country according to his lore where is Mickey Mouse from

the sewer the sewer the sewer the suit but it needs to be a country so what country would you say is the most mousy mouse land it's not a real place it's not a real country

it's lore it is in the lore it is in the lore of Mickey Mouse he's from Mouse land he's from Mouse land well he's from the Magic Kingdom I'm getting the feeling that this conversation, no offense, is like way over your head. Yeah?

Yeah. Just based on what you've been kind of adding to it, I feel like you're just watching these thoughts, this kind of battle between me and Cameron, just go right over your head and you're looking, counting the words like shit. I think you're right that it's not really the Grinch, but I can't think of who else it could be. Who is the bad guy? The bad guy of America? Who's the main bad guy that's on and in everything? Well, is it just, is it? Is it also Mickey Mouse because Disney's so fucked up nowadays due to them buying ESPN?

Dark Mickey. Well, who's Mickey's enemy in terms of... Well, that's what we said before. It was Pete the Mean Dog. Well, Pete the mean, that's in the cartoons, but in real life, wouldn't his enemy be the minions because of Universal Studios? That's a good point. So we're back to the... I thought the minions weren't evil, though.

But it's a good point. No, but it's Mickey's enemy. If Bowser is not... But the relationship between Mario and Bowser is purely coincidental in this discussion. But Mario's, I mean, I don't know that Mario is any less evil than Bowser. He wants to make the world a toilet. I don't care about, I don't want the same thing. This is not, this is not the spirit of the discussion.

It doesn't matter how good or evil they are. Japan has a Mario and a Bowser. I can't, I can't argue with that. I can't argue with that. US has a Mickey. We do. Which is also a Mario. Is it Donald Trump?

Do you think that we don't have a fucked up country that it's literally a real? Do you think that we don't have a Bowser? No, it's not a real. Do you think that we don't have a Bowser because we don't want to teach, because as Americans, we don't want to teach about evil? I think that we don't have a Bowser because we don't have to teach about evil. Yeah, there's literally nothing would look evil compared to the life around us. Wow.

Hamburgler? Homeless people. Oh, there it is. Oh, okay. Yeah, there's our about it. No, no, it's the hamburger. The burglar is Ronald McDonald's bowser. Yeah, but Ronald McDonald's

that belongs to somebody. Is Ronald McDonald our Mario? More so than Mickey? No. No, I don't think so. I think he is. How is he more Mario than Mickey Mouse himself? When's the last time you saw Ronald McDonald's on something

that wasn't a McDonald's store? Well, what's the last time you saw Mario on something that wasn't an Nintendo product? A lot of pictures that Patches was sending me from going to Japan, which is why I thought of this whole issue. first place. Who's our thwomp? I don't think even Japan has a thwump.

I don't think anybody has a thwomp. Our thwomp is the border. Yeah. That would be, I would not be crossing that shit. No. As much as I do right now. All I do is go a little towards it and then go back and then you can go under a while it goes back up.

I've never gotten the timing right on these bastards. Yeah. I get to the thwomp part of those games and I fucking press the power button. I'm not fucking with no thwomp, man. And not to mention these guys. Don't, aren't those thwamps? Frankenstein. Is that a thwomp?

Is that what it's not called? Frankenstein isn't the Bouser. He can't be Bouser. No, Frankenstein's not the Baxter. Nobody's been worried about fucking Frankenstein for like 20 years.

Are you kidding me? People are very worried about Bowser. A main bad guy mascot. And if you want to go, if you want to go in that route, then their Bowser is Godzilla. That's, you are wanting to go in that route.

I said I didn't want to. He said he didn't want to go that route. I don't even know where this conversation's going. Again, it's over your hat. I don't understand what's so confusing about it. There's so much confusion. Okay, imagine it. There's a good mascot and an evil mascot. But it's

the mascot for evil in North America. Yeah. The mascot for evil in North America. Yeah. Okay. Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah. It's going to be a real. It has to be a real. It might be a real. It can't be a fit. We don't have a lot of fakes that like, yeah, that are like that. I guess I mean our Bowser. Because our evils are cool. We have like Deadpool. Yeah. Well, he's he's not evil.

And that's what I'm saying. He's cool. Yeah. He's more cool. Oh, look at his actions. He's fucking evil. It might be Darth Vader. It might be Darth Vader. Yeah, cool. I think our Bowser is either Darth Vader or straight up Hitler.

But Darth Vader, you keep trying to bring Hitler into this in a very strange way. I think, I think that we don't have. It's like you're obsessed with calling Hitler evil. Yeah. Darth Vader. The problem with Darth Vader, Bowser has never had a lapse in his evility. Yeah. I really think that, I think that you're right that it doesn't really count because it's

not 365, but I think that the evil fake, not real, that we've venerated to the point of putting them on stuff and they get to be a mascot is the Grinch. You know what this is telling me is that you live in a different world than me. You live in a Whoville world. You live in Christmas land.

It's called Whoville. People dress up as the Grinch and stuff and ride a bike around. Nobody does that for anything else. Yeah, but he also has a lapse in his evil. Yeah, that's a great point. He's not even evil anymore. That's true. Yeah, that's what I didn't say he is the one to one. I'm saying he's the closest thing I can think of. I haven't heard a better one yet. Why is America

so obsessed with these redemption stories? Yeah, they can't let somebody get in the sins of these disgusting evildoers. Yeah, we can't just have an evil guy. When in in Japan, they're willing to say, Bowser, you are, uh, they let Bowser, they let Bowser party with them. Do they literally put Bowser on stuff? Yeah. They let him party and they let them. But they don't, they also are not saying, uh, you can party with us because you've turned good. Are you, Julia, are you saying it's Fred Claus? That's the, worst. Fred Clause to this conversation.

Fred Clause is not even, I've not even seen the movie. I know he's not evil. He's not evil. Nobody has a last name Claus and his evil. That's the whole movie is that Paul Giamati is Santa. Jack Skellington looks evil. Oogie boogie. Oogie.

Boogie. Cookie. Now that's an evil. Oogie Bucky gets put on a lot of shirts and things. How about just whoever invented ukey cookie cookie? Yeah. But that's the thing. We don't have like a fake character like bowser we don't we don't have a character we don't have a we don't have a stand in for right because boogie boogie's real um he was was was freddie fashbear

oh freddie fast bear it's done conversations oh it's chucky it's chucky it's chucky it's chucky it's completely chucky okay we can move on all right that's we got it no i don't know because they've redeemed him too and how could you redeem an evil fucking doll. They made him a good father. It's Chuckie. Bouser's a good father. He has tons of kids. Yeah, he has lots of kids. And he taught him how to use cars. Chucky is completely Bowser. Chuckie is

Bowser. He has little chucklings that, or whatever they call him. He has one chuckling. Yeah. No, he doesn't. He has many chuckling. He's one chuckling. That you know about. He has one. That you know of. It's Glenn slash Glenda. Glenn slash Glenda? Yeah. Like the Ed Wood movie.

Oh, I never. Chucky has a non-binary child. Really? Gender fluid. Gender Fluid chart. Wow. They gave that clip. Look up. Look up Chuckie the doll, gender fluid. We don't have to look up that.

We could look it up. We could see it. We could see the clip. I just believe in you. There's a clip of him talking to a kid about, and I guess there's a kid who's gender fluid. I don't know what the clip is. The kid says, wow, Chuckie, you accept your gender fluid child.

And Chuckie says, yeah, of course. an evil serial killing magic cursed doll, not a monster. He says this. He is a monster, though. And you can tell it's canon because it's on the sci-fi channel. Yeah.

That is crazy. That's how you know. He is a monster. He's a bad person. He's a monster. He's a monster. He's America's Bowser. I don't know if you're making the best case

there, whoever wrote this show by making Chuckie somebody. Is Chuckie accepting of anything? Yeah. I'm the Bowser. Not the Hitler. That's what he says.

He should say that. That would work. That would... Because Bowser's like lovably evil. Yeah. Yeah. You're like... Oh, you're baster.

You're stealing the... You're kind of... Kidnap a girl. You codger. Is that a... Yeah, it means of someone who's old. Coot. An old codger, yeah.

You coot. You geeseer. What's a coot? Same thing, I think. Cooke. Now that's a crazy person. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, let's talk car lift. No. I don't even want to fucking talk about it. Why? It's really. You said no. Deeply upsetting. How's that deeply upsetting?

So for the listeners at home, we were thinking of what to do for today's episode. Welcome to the 13th hour, by the way. This is the 13th hour. We were thinking of what to do for today's episode. And I suggested that we take a camera outside and each of us tries to lift Caleb's car. Yeah, lift it up.

Lift it up from the trunk or the front or the side. I was going to do the side. I was going to do the side. I was going to do the front. If you would actually pick it up, you would have fucking ruined my car. Well, yeah, that's why I want, it's definitely,

oh, would it be harder from the side or that, because I guess it's a shorter lever, right? If you're from the side, it would be way hard. So then it would be, yeah, but this is my question, man.

This is my fucking question. We could have each tried each of the four sides. How is that an episode of a podcast? We'd be talking throughout it. You would be, about what? About what? About you would comment.

About it, yeah. Oh, it looks like Cameron's about to lift up the car from the side. Nobody would say that. Nobody would say that you would not be anywhere close to lifting up the car, especially from the side. We would have to say it. We would have to say it and commentate on it. It's the same thing as sports radio. I don't, but no, people don't listen to this show because of they're going to hear a sport happen.

People listen because they are under the impression that someday someone's going to lift a car. Yeah, nobody has been listening for years. I guarantee you'll see the comments under here. We wanted to see the car. lift. Please do the car lift. I know they will. I know they will. What do you mean? I know they will say that, but I just know that I'm saving them from probably what would have been the worst. It would have been 10 minutes. You can't do that for an hour. You can do it for an hour. If we press the stop button after 10 minutes. You, I would record for an hour like we always do. You two would get tired. You would get too tired. Okay, but then we can talk about how we're tired. And I would say he's saying you too because he's too afraid to even try to lift the car. Because I don't want to break my car. You're not going to break your car We might break the car Yeah, we would break the car

We would break the car We would probably first try I would have to Also he was like Well I'm gonna have to cover up my license Yeah and then he was also like I actually can't park the car In front of the office

You said that No you said Okay I said it I said it I said it's a bus stop And then this is exactly what Caleb said He asked me if we could park it there And then what Caleb said was

No I can't park it for more than 20 minutes I said roughly 20 minutes Because they get that They get mad Then we drive the car to a different spot and try to lift it there. You just ask the question. And think about it.

We could have driven the car to, I don't know, maybe like a hill and then see, oh, maybe it's, yeah. There's so many different things. It's easy to lift it up from a hill. I do not want my car to get. Your car was covered in green mold a month ago.

And it's cleaned. I cleaned the entire car. Your car is not going to put mold on it. I'm not worried about the mold. I'm worried about it being destroyed. It's not going to get destroyed. It's not going to get destroyed. And here's the thing.

I'm saving you. You would feel bad about it instantly. You would smile and then I would be mad at you. About what? If either of you destroyed the car. You don't think that we would both smile and jump up and down and cheer if one of us lifted up the car? If one of us lifted the car, we would be so happy. You would be the best podcast in the world.

It would have not been a best thing ever. It would have been so good. It would have been so good. How it's not going to happen. It's going to happen next week. If you want to buy a car, go, hey, you live. We're not going to buy a car for this unless somebody wants to donate a smart car. Okay, so if you don't want to buy...

No, not a smart card doesn't count, by the way. It counts. No, I guess we have to use a go car or a dishwasher. That's how that is. That would actually also be cool. That would be such a good episode, the sequel episode, lifting a dishwasher. We could just see how many things we can lift. Podcast about lift.

That is not a podcast. And that would be the episode title. That is not a podcast. That would be the episode title and it would be perfect. We'd record ourselves talking. I'm starting to think I'm wrong. You are wrong. But no, I'm not.

You are wrong. I'm right. I'm right. You're completely wrong. You can't lift my car. And if you try, there's going to be a hell to pay. Just parking here. I'm going to try and lift it.

I'm never driving to the office again. And you know what he did? And you know what he did? What I do. He let his wife take the car so that he couldn't. He said, She had to go to work. Oh, she has to go to work.

She can't stand up to his wife. He can't stand up to his wife. He can't, he can't leave the house without asking her first. This is what you should have done. Put your foot down. Say, no, I need the car because my friends are going to lift it. And make sure to get all your shit out of the. the trunk because it has to be a

completely empty car. I just cleaned out the I know that if he did bring the car, he would have filled up the trunk with cinder blocks and we wouldn't lift it. And then we would try and ruin the episode to be like, see, look how bad it was. It would have been easier. Yeah. And he wouldn't do it. Why don't we take out the seats when we try to lift it too? You can't take the seats out of my car. That would be

amazing. That would be a good idea. Oh my God. And then we can sit in the seats while we record. There's so many variables. There's so many variables that we could just test throughout the whole episode. I fucking love testing. it's been taken away from me honestly honestly it's assonine that we cannot do this thank you for saying that it's completely asinine what what um okay i'm gonna lift your computer right now i don't i don't

care and i'm gonna lift well i don't care what do you care about that i don't care about anything i'm gonna lift something you care about try and lift me right now okay no wait don't because that actually wouldn't be a good podcast yeah actually would be good. Neither would lifting the car. Anyone who was excited about seeing that just now, sorry, but it just wouldn't make... Neither would lifting the car. I lifted him.

He almost had me. He almost had me, but he doesn't want to explore it. I don't want to explore it. I just want to ruin your life. And it's not going to ruin my life. It's not going to ruin anything. That's what I'm saying. It's ruining their lives. It's ruining all of them. Honestly, if it was my car, I would do it. Think about all the people who are working on oil Riggs. Think about other people that work on oil rigs and they

work at oil refineries. And they're sitting around I wonder if Patrick can lift a car. I wonder if Caleb and Cameron and Patrick could lift a car. They're sitting there. Nobody knows because we haven't been able to try. They're turning the wrench on that big pipe that they turn you know, and they're sitting there and there's no shirt on and there's sparks going. They've got that tank top on

and they're going. Yep. They're doing that with their hands. They're pulling a big railway interchange lever to alter the flow to sort of what's dirt and what's poop from a big trough in an oil

in the pig farm it's a pig farm yeah like this is dirt that's okay to see the pig farm from thunder

an offshore pig farm this is a separate job oh okay and they're listening on their headphones right now and all they hear

and they don't get Bowser oh who's Bowser oh who's Mickey who's Mickey oh fuck I wish I was lifting a

I want them to lift a car I want all three of them to try to lift a car it would have been bad it would have been bad it would It wouldn't have been bad.

I guess we'll never know. We'll never know because somebody didn't want to bring their big red car. Listen, I'm not saying we'll never know. Somebody didn't want to bring their big right car. It's a Ford Focus. It's not that big.

I'm not saying that. We could try with different bumper stickers on it. Yeah. The bumper stickers wouldn't change anything. Are you fucking stupid? Let's see if a magnet on the hood will affect it. You can't put shit on my fucking car. We'll start it with a full tank of gas

and let the gas out as it will drain it. What is when I got to drive home? What am I going to do? We'll put it back in. Put in a tank. You'll put it immediately. I know how to siphon gas. We didn't show me with my finger.

Like that's not, I used to suck. You sucked on it. I sucked because that's a thing of it as a tube. Okay, siphon my energy drink out of this with this raw. Ew, man. See, I siphoned it. You asked me to. Why am I in trouble now?

Because you fucking. He's right. You can't get him in trouble for that. You're not in, I go, I'm not going to bet you in trouble. You're trying to. You're trying to drink. Yeah. You're trying to get me in trouble.

I'm not trying to get you. I don't care if you're in trouble or not. That was not siphoning, though. That was siphoning. That wasn't siphoning. You hold it, you hold it until it comes up, and then you let go, and then it all comes out. Yeah, he's right about that, though. But you need a, you need a hose.

You need two different levels. It needs to go, you suck it out. How is I going to do that with one simple straw? I didn't say you had to do it with the straw You said do it right now So I did it now I'm in trouble Don't get him in trouble Keep him out of trouble

You're in zero trouble I have no I'm not I'd like to say publicly You're not in any trouble with me Okay With me I don't know if anyone else But listen He was trying to get you in trouble

He's trying to get me in trouble With other people He's trying to make you think you're in trouble With other people Then he'll think then he'll make me think that lifting a car will get me in trouble. Yeah, it's not going to get you in trouble.

It would definitely get you in trouble to lift a car. It would not get me in trouble to lift a car. I know that it's okay. That would break that would cause trouble. If there's a baby kid under the car, there wouldn't be, and you wouldn't be the daddy anyway, or the mama. I never going to have a kid.

Well, I'm not, I didn't say that either. You're putting words in my mouth. First, I'm getting you in trouble. Second, I'm saying you're never going to be a daddy or a mama. I mean, maybe for you, it has to be your kid. But, like, personally, I think me and Pat, like kids enough that it doesn't have to be our kid under the car to be able to lift it to save them.

You could be a child actor. You like kids enough? Yeah, I'm just like, I want to save a kid. You don't like having kids? I don't like having kids. I don't give a fuck about a kid under a car if it ain't mine. And I don't under your car. And I don't even know that I give a fuck about my own kids yet. I don't have them. You'd be lucky for us to lift up a car to rescue a kid because otherwise a parent's going to come and fuck up your car for being so mad that they're kids under it. I don't give a fuck if your car gets fucked up. Then let us lift your car.

Think about this. Think about the adrenaline that a... Think about the adrenaline. The adrenaline that a mother would have that they would lift up the car. So I'm saying, you're not a mama. A mama would lift up the car and they would flip the car over. Me and him, we don't give a fuck about this kid. We're halfway. We'd lift it up enough just to get the kid out.

And we're like, all right, we're heroes now. Yeah, we're not going to flip it over or anything. Yeah, we wouldn't flip it. You literally said it would be so awesome if we flipped over the car. We never said it would be awesome. It would be awesome. We said to be cool. But you would try.

If I had the proper equipment If you said, hey, look, bring the spaceship, I want to fly to space, you would try if I brought it. You don't have one. That's not it that makes a whole point moot. But I do have a fucking car. I'm not making any point.

You are making the point. So now you're making you think you're in trouble telling you you'll never be a daddy or a mama and making your point moot. You did make his point moot. You did all three of those things. I literally did or making my own point moot. You guys are pissing me off.

How? What are we doing wrong? break my my property we didn't say anything about breaking or pick it up we break it we'll fix it we'll buy it we'll buy it yeah we'll buy it we'll buy it if we buy it if we buy it how much can we lift it i don't know what's your price see to show me the car facts i've already done this before and i don't want to say what my car is we can afford it you can definitely we can definitely afford it we'll buy it we'll lift it we'll sell it back to you when i when the car was in the the the pound profit you know you

won't. When the car was in the imp, I heard that. When the car was in the impound, I looked to see how much like Carvana would pick it up for and they said $1,000. How much they would pick it up for, like lift it? Because that's the price I need to know. We would do it for free. We would do it. We'd undercut them by a huge amount. And we would lift it up for free. And you don't have to worry about some big box company screwing everything up. We're your friends. Yeah. I would like to go local if I'm going to have my carpet up. I'll say that. I would want to go local with people that I know. I can't trust you guys. Why?

Because of the things I've heard you say. But what did we say? Name one thing that was... Name a single thing that we said that would get us in trouble or break the car. You said, flip it over from the side so that it could go on the road. You said you would take all the seats out of the car.

I didn't say that. He said, he'll take it out. No, you said, oh, we can do all sorts of things. I said there's so many variables. Now you're anti all sorts of things. I'm not anti, again, putting words in my mouth. I'm fine with variables. I'm fine with all.

Then you'll let us take the seats out. The seats stay in the car. We can put them back in after. It's not like putting seats in the car. It's not like trying to lift the car makes it impossible to put seats into the car. I am not saying it's never going to happen. Okay. I'm saying today it didn't work out.

Of course. Because we're afraid. We can all tell that. It's not. Because you were afraid. It wasn't because I was afraid. It was because it's not. I'm afraid to stand up for yourself.

Afraid to stand up to your wife. It's not going to tell my wife, hey, you got to take the trade. You have to double your commute. You could have both ways. Make us a bad guy. Say that she can't have the car because of us. And then you don't have to worry

about being in the dark house. Yeah. And then she sees a video of you lifting the car up. Dude, now I would be in the dog house. You wouldn't be in the dog house. And also that you should stand up

yourself and say, I'm not in the dog house. Yeah, I'm leaving the dog house. I'm out of the dog house tonight. She hides the keys. She doesn't hide the keys. She swallows it and zips her lips. You're lying now.

I swear to God. You're lying now. That's abuse. We're going to rip your skin off. Mine. Ripped my dumb wife's skin off. She's the real enemy here. It's over for you now.

She's the real enemy. You just lost your position in this debate. You just lost face. And you're going to lose your face. I don't want to get my face ripped off. You lied. And that is inexcusable. All this so far.

Listen, our voices have been raised. We've been having a little fun. I'm not having fucking fun. I'm pissed off. We've all been having fun with each other and that's okay. But you lied and now this just got real. Yeah. What I lie about.

You said that your wife zips her mouth. You lied about your wife's mouth. You lied about your wife. wife's mouth being zipped. She literally goes, here's the key. She puts it in her mouth before she says here's the key. How does she get the key closed? She's, she locks

it and it says, here's, she puts, she walks the dog house, click. The key to the dog. You have a key to the dog house? Well, how does she zip her mouth up if she doesn't have the key? She doesn't have a. With the zipper. With the zipper. That's with the zipper.

Can we lift the dog house? You lift the dog house. Can you bring it here? Because I don't want to go to your house. No, because that's exactly what he wants is for us to lift the doghouse. He doesn't want us to touch the car. So now you're uninterested in doing something that I want. Because you want to.

Because you lied. I didn't lie. So now I want to cause you suffering. I didn't lie. I only can tell you what I see. We literally want you to have pain. Why? Emotionally.

Because you lied to us. It wasn't a lie. It's what I believe. Then let's see video footage of everything you've said. Roll it back. I didn't. It wasn't prepared for this. Export the episode right now.

This kind of cross-examination is not what I sit. We'll comb through the past couple of minutes. Export it right now. We're going to have us in the corner. Yeah. We're going to investigate every claim. MythBusters time. You can't go through it with a fine-tooth comb and bust-missed every single word that I've said.

We're going to do it. Okay, so I'd like to myth your bus. You're busted mister. No. You're not going to bust my nister. I hear I come. No. I'm about to.

Uh-uh. Any second now. Bus lifters. You could not lift my. We could lift a bus. Yeah, I'll lift your bus. That would be so good. Cleaned up.

if we were able to you're on thin ice yeah you really are I know you think you're not but you are you're on thin ice you're falling through fat ass I'm not yeah you are I'm really not I didn't even laugh at that you did laugh I saw you

chortle that's okay I'm thinking about something else because he's not a liar I was thinking about a picture I saw what picture was it then subway um the one that says the the one with the picture of you like subway sucks Dudes be like Subway sucks Dude, you made the sandwich It says a different word

Instead of Subway But I was laughing at that Dude you made the sandwich I know I haven't seen this one Okay well I was laughing at that I wasn't laughing at you calling him a fat ass When I said that He said thin ice and I said

Yeah you're on thin ice And you're falling through because you're fat That didn't make you laugh So why are you pursing your lips Like you're hiding a smile I'm hiding a toothpick Why do you feel the need to hide a toothpick We're friends

Because of talent because I'm showing off my talent. Because of talent? There's people watching. You're thinking of us immediately in the room. I'm thinking of them out there. Me and Patrick from day one have thought about the audience. And you mostly thought about, let's see, your wife, your car, and you.

I don't want my car. And your dog's house that you go in when your wife's mad at you. No, it's separate. It's a separate thing. You go in the cage. I don't go in the cage. My wife's match is putting me in the dog crate. You got put in the cage because you asked to use the car.

I would fit comfortably in that one, honestly. I got a big one. Yeah. Your wife tricked you. to getting a big cage so that you can put you in. The cage is comfortable. And you think it's comfortable.

I get to hang up my postures in there. Actually, I did get it at one time. But not because someone told me to. It was to see if it was really if it was big enough for even me to get into. It is. And you knew it was big and you got in there because you go in there when you're punished.

I don't get punished. But you never get punished because you do everything that she says. Not taking the car away from her. That is not. not a role. She didn't even, she doesn't even know that we're having this conversation. She's going to. Because you're afraid to tell her. I've had her on speaker phone. That's a fact. I'm a little bit afraid to tell my wife that my friends want to pick the car up.

She's not going to have a problem with it. She won't care. I'll text her right now. Say, can you drive here right now? I'll pick you up the rest of the day. I'll pick you up. I'm going to ask you up. I'm going to ask you. Is it okay if? Is it okay if we pick up the car? I'm going to say lift. I'm going to say lift up because she's going to pick up. No, no. You. Well, she knows that we can't drive. Me right now. But she's going to think. Would it be okay if I bring the car to the office and we all take turns trying to pick it up? Lift it up.

Lift it up. Say lift it up. Say lift. It is a little bit of lifting. To lift it up. And I'm going to sit. And you know what? I'm going to rescind that again with a, with a, with a, one of the emphasis.

Oh, yeah. Where it gets big and shakes around. That one. And say you have to answer quickly. She said, hi, I called you. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. He's really in the dog.

Yeah, I knew it, bro. Oh, my God. I need you. I need you to answer this right now. She's going to say yes. She's going to say yes. She's not going to mind. She wants this to happen.

She doesn't, I, listen, I don't, I don't think she wants it to happen. She wants it to happen. She wants to see it. We've been through a lot with this car. And for the next step of this car. You think that just, just, we don't owe us. us are going to break the car. We're not going to even touch it.

We're tiny. Well, we're going to actually touch it. We're going to touch it. We'll wear gloves. Okay. We'll wear a lifting gloves and a belt. One of those belts. Yeah, we'll wear a belt.

No, a belt would make us too strong. We might tip it over. You can't wear, okay. All right. Let me set down the rules. We'll wear gloves so we don't get fingerprints on the bottom of the car. That's not something I'm worried about. Okay.

Okay. All right. So then we won't wear gloves. You can wear gloves to protect our hands? You can wear chalk. You can do chalk. Okay. Okay.

You cannot wear a weightlifting belt. Yeah, that's fine. I don't want to wear a wig. I guess you can wear a wig. Can I, can we wear novelty t-shirts about the event? Of course you can wear funny. Can we make t-shirts about the event? It's not, okay.

It's not an athon. Can we post the address that the car's parked at an hour beforehand? And then every comes. Nobody. The audience to come and try to lift the car. No, no, no, no. No. No.

No. We are not doing a lift my car. Do we do a car lift-a-thon cookout? Yeah, at the park. That'd be an amazing idea. It does sound pretty sad. This is a really good idea. And we can fundraise for something. Okay, okay, okay.

I know you're going to say no to that. You're not going to want the cookout. But whenever you're ready to get rid of the car, can we, we'll lift the, just as a separate question, we're going to lift the car in the next week. It's got to go on the fucking car facts, then. We're going to, how many times it's been lifted? We're going to lift the car in the next week.

but and however many you know however many more years you have this car a few months probably then we'll do the cookout okay i mean well as long as it gets and we'll buy 70 people can i be the referee or can i hire an independent referee you're not going to try to lift of course i'll try to lift yeah then you're if you're trying to lift you can't be the ref well it's we'll put your face on the invitation no it's just that's conflict that's conflict of yeah that's just not how it's done that's the first thing you learn when you learn the reason to live my You can't be a referee and a player. We would love you to lift the car.

So that's what I'm wondering. The reason referees wear white and black stripes is so you can tell from far away they're not supposed to be playing. Yeah. So what if I hire somebody who's an independent referee from a referee company? Yeah. They can come. I don't even think. Because I don't think it should be a competition.

I feel like it should be a competition. It's just like a collective thing. If somebody gets it past, if somebody gets it passed away. We're not going to do it at the same time. We'll do it the same time at the end. No, because then that's definitely. going to go up. Well, yeah, that's the whole point.

You're worried about how strong and powerful us and our friends are. This is with the truth that's coming out. Yeah. It's not worrying to me. You think too highly of us. You think too highly of us. You know what's going to happen one day? Maybe I do.

One day his wheel is going to come flying off because he put it on wrong. I think he should leave. His back wheel. No, that's the steering wheel. You said you literally did. I think you should leave jokes. No. No.

You just did it. Your car tire. I meant tired. Oh, and it's going to fly out the window. He doesn't want us to lift the car because it's going to make his driving crewner not look real. Yeah. Why would that make it not look real? It's on the window. Okay.

That was the, that was an... Your tire is going to fly off because you didn't put it on correctly or whoever else did. You're not going to have a tire jack. You're not going to have a tire jack. You're not going to have it. We're going to have taken it. You're going to need to call every single one of your friends to come. You two will be the last two people on earth. That's fine. The last two is okay. That's cool. I'm still the ones who make it live.

I won't even get to you. I won't even get to you. No, because you're going to have any, everyone else who calls. going to be like, no, I'm afraid. I don't even want to try to lift the car. I won't go unless Patrick and Cameron go because they know the ins and outs of the car. You don't know the ins and outs of the car. I know the ins and outs of the car.

I've been in it four times. The chassis? Four times something. Okay, if you know the ends and outs of my car. Black interior leather seats. Maybe you do know. Okay, maybe you know the ins and outs. Well, you maybe know the ends.

You don't know the outs. The bumper sticker on the back that is not there anymore. Which side view mirror did I remember? place after it got broken one of them driver's side trick question both of them the driver's side window is the one that shattered nope which one did you put a hand mirror on it i did for a little bit of a pink hand mirror and you put zip ties on the hood yes because that was also broken but guess what's fixed now if you know the ins and outs of my car so much uh everything everything that's right everything was and the last thing i need is two bozos well if it's the last thing you need you still need it

I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need two bozos coming in and picking my fucking car. You says the last thing you need. So we'll get to, we'll get to it. That is a finger of speech. You know that's a finger of speech.

It's too quiet. Oh, yeah. Here, that's the wrong one. Let me do it. Stop. Let me do it. You don't,

I already know what's coming now. So there's no surprise factor here. Oh, yeah? Warning. Don't say bozo. Okay. Two, two, uh, Oh, wait, we have one that's just warning, I think.

Do we? Warning. There we go. Don't say bozo. Yeah, that's too far. We're going to lift your car. Two Mooney Tunes coming over. The war rages on.

I really thought that was outside. The war between car and no car havers. If you guys want to lift a car so bad, get a car. We don't have the money. That's expensive. Yeah, it is expensive. I should warn you to get a bank account. No.

I have one. You don't have one. I have a bank account. Prove it. There's nothing wrong we're not having a bank account. Yeah, there is. You're debanked, and that's not funding corporate banks. You're not helping out the economy.

We prefer grassroots. A group of friends just getting together and just lifting a car. That would be to see if we could lift it and then get high and see what it's like to lift it when we're high. You guys are thinking this is 1969 Summer of Love. Let's do whatever we want. Here I am, whatever, Kent State with a gun posted in your face and you guys are putting a flower in it. Why would you do that? To kill you.

don't kill us you're fucking annoying you can't use that yeah we can't no that's a rule i have you can't use that war has been declared there's no war it's not even war this is a this is a scuffle at most war war war oh i did say war it really did say war it's not that has nothing you do with you to us because we're gonna lift your car uh-huh We're a million light years ahead. We're light years ahead. What's this one? I saw a ghost of a car.

Of a friendship. Of a friendship. It's died in front of my eyes. Just because I want to lift my car. Just because of that. How is that? I just don't understand why I'm being blamed for this. Not being bullet.

Welcome to the future. Where you can get blamed for anything you say. It's canceled culture. So I'm being canceled by you guys. That's what you're saying. We just canceled your ass. Really? I'm canceled from this.

You're canceled. I got canceled. Another casualty. I got canceled in the War on Woke. I'm another casualty because you guys want to lift my car. Because we want to lift up your car, yeah. Cancelled. I fact, canceling is when you do something really bad.

Yeah, you did something really bad. Is that that bad? That's that bad. For real? For real. Good luck getting another gig, bud. I have to get another job. You guys are kicking me off.

Good luck. because everyone already knows that you didn't let us lift the car. But what does that say about my character? It's a lot about your character. What does it say about me that I won't let you guys destroy my property? Well, first of all, your character is being cut out of the TV show. I don't want to be in the show.

No. I do want to be in the show. Well, then let us lift the car. It's pretty simple. Yeah, I don't understand. Let me check to see what the way. And let's see what else we have to say. She hasn't said anything. She's ignoring me. You can't drop a bomb on me. I got to, I kind of want to call.

her. No, I don't want to call it. That's me if you guys try to touch my car. That's so horrible. That's literally threatening murder. Kill you, shoot you in that, kill both of you. This doesn't right. Oh.

I thought this was warning. You will let me lift the car. Okay, I guess you will let me lift the car today. Okay, you can lift it. This guy can lift it. Yeah. Wait. What are you doing in my voice?

You didn't do anything. You didn't do anything to your voice. So let me look at your phone, bro. I'm trying to negotiate. Dude, get off your phone. Trying to negotiate. Talk about a bad podcast. Trying to negotiate.

I'm trying to figure. We wouldn't even be talking when we left to the car. You can't even talk in a normal episode. I'm trying to figure out this for you guys. Thank you. Okay. I'm sorry. I'll back off.

Can I be back in the show? Yes. Oh. Wait, you were doing that voice. I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't doing any. Did that actually? Does it sound any?

Yeah, it does sound different. It's, yeah, it's very. And that's how I'm going to talk for the rest of the show. Sounds good. I sound awesome. I sound honestly, if I sounded like this all the time. I think you would be mega successful. No, that's not how he laughed.

He's like, he ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha. Do it. Yeah,

that's pretty close. I love smoking pot. It's like this. It's like... If you guys, if you guys, if you guys can get Seth Roken on board, you can lift my car. You know he's already on board. Seth Rogen, if you want to sponsor an event where we raise money to lift the car, we're going to lift the car. okay I'm no longer Seth Rogen I am seriously gonna fucking kill myself if I don't get in with the car

Caleb I'm your car I want to be lifted and I'm the radio and I have the radio and I want to play music while I'm being lifted please Caleb what please Caleb I'm not no you can't put this on my voice You can't do anything. I regard to if I want to be lifted badly. Car, shut up, but you don't know what's good for you. Radio, I can't shut up. Radio, I can't shut up.

I'm so sick of being on the ground. Yeah, I'm serious about getting lifted up. Okay, no, no, no, you're not. By the way, Jeremy's spoken class today. I really got to get my radio fixed. Okay, okay, let's remove. We'll remove the effects from it. Okay, so no more effect.

All right, so another one back to normal. I really, um... Your car is probably so small. It's not that big. It's a normal size guy. I'm normal sized. See, your car is seriously the size of a mushroom. I think your car is a sideway mushroom.

Mushrooms are actually the biggest organism on planet Earth is a mushroom. I don't know if you knew that. It's not true. It is true. It's a giant mushroom. thing underground where every mushroom it literally is

I mean the biggest mushrooms I've ever seen is a trumpet mushroom yeah that's nothing there's a big one in my backyard growing up yeah that's nothing compared to the mushroom

you don't know about this one you don't know about what I'm talking about which is a giant mushroom the micro whatever yeah the Michael the Michael

they call it the Michael they don't call it a Michael that's what I call it the Michael and it goes under the entire ground what the hell what the hell goes

What that you own can we lift? You can lift my dog. I don't want to. Okay. I feel bad about that. That's like the second biggest thing I have besides my car. Well, there must be an in-between. My fucking bed.

Okay. What about your refrigerator? That's easy. My fridge is bigger than my, or smaller in my bed. Yeah, I'm trying to go through. These are also for yeses. You can lift my fridge, but actually no. What if we put your fridge on your bed and then lift it?

That's a good idea. That's a really good idea. No, that's another no for me. That's a no. Yeah, dude. Okay, what if we put your dog on your bed and then lift it? He's not allowed on the bed. Okay, dog on the fridge and then lift that.

He's not allowed on the fridge on the dog. Fridge on top of the dog. Again, he's just afraid of being in the dog. So you're afraid of combinations now. I'm not afraid of, no. Can we put your dog in the car and lift it? No, well, that would be technically lifting my dog, which I already said you could do. But you'd be also lifting my car.

Can we lift the couch and the bed? Can we put the couch on the bed and lift it? No, man. I don't, why not? Are you going to put it back? Yeah. Can we lift it most likely? Can we put a peanut on the bed and lift the bed?

No. Okay. I don't want a peanut on my bed. What else do you have? What do I have? Can we put fruit in a basket and lift a basket? I don't know. What fruits do you have?

Yeah, what do you have? We're trying to work with you here. Can we build a, like, can we put wheels on your bed and then lift that. You want to turn my bed into a giant pine wood derby car yeah

and lift that no. Well your bed's made of what 10 so yeah not gonna work not be pine wood bronze

you have a copper bed no it's wrought iron actually raw iron rot rot wrought iron it's not rod

it is rock oh I kind of got used to having that voice on me too it kind of got it made me get used to it and I thought

oh I'm used to this I should stop yeah because I'm used to it I have a rod iron bed Now I'm not used to this The way you're talking This is

I feel like Did you put a deepening What? So Yeah what's up? Have you ever Have you seen how red his car is? It looks so liftable.

What if we put What if we make Okay we put here Yeah we put wheels on your bed And we put And we put it red mm-hmm two when you say make it red paint paint yeah

you want to paint my bed not the mattress well the mattress yeah oh what if we're painting the mattress what if we put okay here we go we take so you said we can lift the fridge correct you said though we can lift

I don't know why let me let me keep you all have fridges and beds that you could be lifted can we lift your bed yes right can we lift four wheels can we can we lift four wheels can we lift a can or two

can we not in your can we lift four wheels you say can we lift a camera can we lift four wheels yes can we lift a couple of buckets of red paint we'll bring them we'll bring them can we lift that yes you can lift some buckets

of red paint okay so let's put all those together we put the fridge on and that's like you would sit in the fridge like it's the seats put that on top of the bed which is the chassis like I mentioned before I know that that isn't part of a car

the red paint will be on that and then we could have oh can we also lift some nuts, bolts, screws, et cetera. I guess you can. I'd like to point out if you can cut to the wide that you got, Patrick has slowly moved over to Cameron, so there's a real big divide here where I'm really feeling isolated

because simply because I don't want you to pick my car. So can we or can we not lift up all that stuff that I just named combined in your bedroom? Or we can take it downstairs and do it on the street. We can bring it to the street. We can bring it to the street. Okay, we'll bring it to it. It doesn't have to be in your bed. It's not even about, do it in the bedroom. Can we bring your bed down to the sidewalk and

left it up? In theory, you can. In theory it'd be fine. On paper. On paper, it's fine. But my problem is the disruption of my life that this would cause. We'll do it on a day that you're not around. Yeah. When you're on vacation. But then are you going to clean the bread off my fucking bed? We don't have to clean. Yeah, we're not that type of guy. But you, I'm asking you, I'm saying, you have to do that if you want to

precise that we don't have to clean. What does take everything? You're saying I won't even know. Yeah. That you took everything in. If you notice, then it's probably because you're observant and not anything that we did. You have good perception skills. Yeah, you probably have like a high perception score. Yeah, well, again, that's on you.

So if you don't want to, it's best for you just not to look. At my bed? I can't look at my bed. You're supposed to go on it in the dark. So if you're looking, you kind of have the wrong idea. Yeah. Do you leave your lights on when you sleep? No.

Then you're not going to notice a red bed with wheel. Yeah. In my fridge? Well, put your fridge back wherever it goes, the bathroom, wherever you keep it on. It goes in the kitchen. Oh, my bed. Okay, yeah, I'll write that down. I'll write that down.

There's a hole? It'll hole in the, in the, the counters. Oh, you know, we should, speaking of holes. Yeah. We should put a hole in this bed. Yeah, we can fill with gas. We can fill, that's where we put the gas in. Yeah.

This is shaping up to be a pretty good idea. It's not a good idea. It's a memory phone mattress. It's going to take all the gas. It's either this or we lift up your real car. Why? do I have to why I can't say no

to the both oh I have to choose one you have to pick one okay then you can lift my car if it's between lifting up my bed a bunch of bolts of some red paint

and my fridge on the street and okay yeah so now you're floating you're floating you can't you can't play this

we pick that car up we make that car we take that car and it we owns far it will go far okay so now that you're saying we pick the car up

we've got to lift up all your cars I only have one car but you have two we're gonna make one out of your bed remember oh yeah well I don't have one I only have one for now so if the issue is that

we're gonna put wheels on your bed then can we lift your car if we take the wheels off of it no easy too that would make it way that would be nice for us what do you mean it would be harder it'd be less weight

get under the car less weight less weight I guess it's less weight But you think wheels are weightless Just because they have air in the tires I don't think wheels are weightless They're definitely weighted

They have weight they aren't weighted You don't wait the wheels They are weighted They wait the wheels for the winter No they don't Yeah they do So the car doesn't fly away When it goes on ice

There's a magnet You can lift my car I already said you can lift my car I don't know why we're We're going to lift up all your car tomorrow. Not tomorrow. We're not going to record it. We're not going to even put it in an episode.

You're not going to reason for fun now? Yeah. It's always been for fun. The original plan was to do a whole episode about it. I said it was a bad episode. If you want us to do an episode and do a podcast episode where we lift your car, we'll do that. Okay, you don't have to say anymore. We'll do it.

I just don't think it's something people would want to listen to, necessarily, even arguing about it is probably not all that interesting. What do you mean? I mean, we didn't want to argue about it. This didn't need, we had stuff planned. Yeah, that was not. I made a PowerPoint.

Yeah, he made a whole PowerPoint. He only got, look at how long this took. It was 10 minutes. We got 10 minutes left. Jesus Christ. Maybe you should have just said yes. If you said yes, at the beginning, we would have gone through all this.

I had something. I didn't want to do this anymore. I would like you to go to mine. Yeah, go, you can go to Because I had something It was supposed to be The episode was supposed to be about the Olympics

Right Speaking of That's really interesting theme My bet Was I had a bonus Applied So you can't take the money out Can't take the money out

Until I meet the requirements for the bet What's the total I have to make $750 and sports bets I think you could do that easily Yeah well hopefully my bets hit Hey if you're if Hey Kieran

Wully? Better not fuck up. Dude, that's insider trading. That's not okay. You can't tell them to do good. You better do bad. You can't, that's also bad. Why don't nobody crack down on people being bet on, like throwing the matches by just doing

really good on purpose? Yeah. Nobody gives a fuck about that. I know. It drives me insane. I made $240 betting on Yuto Horegomei. With fake money, though. With my real money mixed with fake money. So that was your problem. You mixed in the fake money with the real money. I should have not taken

the bonus. Yeah. If I did take the, if I didn't take the bonus, I would make less money, but I'd be allowed to cash out. Yeah, and now, worst case scenario, you lose the money that you put in. Yeah. Because you have to bet all of it. I know. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. I know. It's a predatory system. No, let's not go that far.

Predatory against guys like me who just wanted... Just want a little fun. One and done hit big. Yeah. Just craving the highest, something like doodle jump. Just something that, you know... Something to do on the phone. You know, it's like a The safest bet in the world that Utah was going to get gold.

Actually, it wasn't that safe because yesterday I remember Joe saying, oh, it looks like Niger, or Jagger Eaton is in second. Okay. And our Jagger Eaton's in first, and I remember we were in a meeting

and I just went. Yeah, you were pretty tore up about. And then I hit big. And then you were back in the major way. The reason I wanted to show my slideshow, if you'll go just through these real fast, is You don't have to go that fast.

We have a full seven minutes. Well, I guess you're right. Oh, they added all of those, right? I think so, but, yeah, sports that should be added. The first one was because I looked at the forums for the Olympics, and the first thing said shooting at the Paris Olympics, and I thought that there was a shooting. Oh.

So I spent like 10 minutes looking on CNN trying to. Yeah. Oh, my God. But it actually turns out it was a sport. Yeah. They shoot. They just have a shooting category now, which says a lot about stuff, I think. It does.

someone said sports that should be added somebody said zip lining if you go next they say zip lining since I just did it in Hawaii zip lining is a good idea I was wondering what would the actual how do you win or lose by getting to the end of the zip lines yeah but then everybody went just a fat guy you just get the fattest guy possible I guess that's participation trophy yeah so I'm anti that because it's against the I guess you would try to feed the opposing teams a lot so they gain wait and they fall off the zipper or they just sit in the middle yeah that's scary yeah um next the i enjoy watching the olympics lift weight lift waiting time so stressful yet i like to watch and this

lady has a couple other things to say she says what oh it is sexy i'll be sure to watch male swimming was hot too what were you thinking starting with the hottest sport i don't know if you can handle it this is going to be bad for your health these are two people it's the same lady same lady what are you going to do when you get to tennis i just don't know you may have a heart attack real soon so she's saying she's getting a fucking horny watching the olympics the male gymnastics yeah that was the first thing all the this car talk is really taking it out of me uh next yeah i'm watching women's rugby butch l-ohel it's another guy's another person watching he likes the finder things though yeah and so the male swimmers enter i say keep them coming me

either. I'm tall and thin. My wife is a BBW. And don't bother me at all. She is great and that is it. Don't bother me about my wife being a BBW. Don't bother me, but I'm going to bring it up. Could adrenaline give somebody enough power to lift a car in an emergency? This is from Cora. No, nobody can lift a car. Yeah, because a very strong person might be able to lift one corner of a very small car, but the average person can't lift a normal passenger car. The stories you've heard, will be about people attempting to lift a car and in the process alleviating enough load

on the trap person to allow them to move slash be moved my car weighs 2,900 pounds assuming a 50-50 weight distribution that would mean you'd be attempting to lift more than 725 pounds I'm a middle-aged man

I can lift about 150 at my best perhaps 200 if I'm deadlifting and not concerned about hurting myself is this making us think about this any differently I guess making me think that this guy's a liar Yeah this is not true Quora is not a reliable source How much is a poor focus right?

You can edit Quora. Yeah, anyone can edit Quora. Literally on the 12-hour episode, we were seeing questions like, who is Popo Gigo, have no answers when that's one of the easiest questions. Curb weight of on 2009 Ford Focus, which is my exact car. 2,588 to 2,623 pounds. It also says that it can only hold 13.5 gallons. This is not accurate stats.

That's what it can hold. If you go to the next slide, you'll see, I'm a good friend. I keep track of Patrick's lifts. Here's what he lifted on the 12th of, July was not there deadlifted 85 pounds he's flat benches 35 pounds an inclined bench is 25 pounds his bicep curl 4 pounds and your body weight was 60 pounds I wait and you really think that's horrible you're saying July 12th yeah and in comparison June sorry you're right I'm wrong June 12 in comparison I was in well go to the next slide and this is a real this is what I thought would be a real

lifters numbers. This is Cameron's lifts on the 8th of the same month. Bench 415 for 12 raw no straps. Squat 5.05 for 16. Deadlift 6.55 for 12 raw. His incline bench was 3.95 for 8. Weighted dips for 1.65 for 10. So the point I'm trying to make is that maybe

you could do it. Right, but we're going to be working together. But then he's getting a free pass. I want him to have fun. June 12th was AVP. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, you were busy. I didn't go to the gym that day. I remember. I was running around. I'm not wrong about these thing. And I wasn't at the gym

this day either. I did that at one of those public outdoor workout centers at the playground. And I followed you and I wrote down your lift. This is not your car. But this is when you said lifted, I thought, well, he's so weak. Maybe he he thought lifted as in put it up on some lifters. You think a weak guy would like something like

this. Yeah. No, I'm not saying he likes it. I'm saying he wants to do it. But I looked up, go to the next slide. I looked up how much it is to do this. It's $2,000 for labor at minimum. So, Obviously, you couldn't do it. Because if you go to the next slide, I have your bank account info. This is your bank account as of June 25th.

Your balance was 34 cents. I've made money. And his last transaction was naked Uber Eats. You had an $89.99. Don't you remember when he did the human firework routine on July 4th? He made like $100,000 from that. You didn't make $100K doing that shit. Take taxes out.

The cost alone of the fireworks was over $100. When you take the taxes out, it's maybe I made like $2,000. So you would spend every last dollar to get the car less. spend every last dollar. We're not even going to lift it that way. This is a straw man. Yeah. You've created a straw man.

Maybe it's a straw man. But for the sake of argument... And we're strong man. But for the sake of argument, you are a broke bitch, and I'd like to see a real person's bank account. Cameron's bank account is balances over $10,000 in his most recent transactions of charitable donation. This says I cloud on it.

Yeah. I bank with I cloud. He banks with notes. I bank with Apple pay. Oh, okay. So it goes straight into this. Well, I don't. I really have preferred in show stuff like this.

that I'm making charitable donations. Look, you have his number right there is account number, dude, cover that up. I have account number 52. No, the other number cover it up.

I can't reach that number. That's his pin. Fuck. 1201 is his pin. I'm just saying, Pat, you have no chance at lifting the car.

What worries me about this whole prospect is the idea. You're really, it's not about whether, it's not about it's being done. It's the activity. The joy.

Haven't you ever had happiness doing something with your friend? Okay, okay, okay. Whether or not I've had joy with my... Okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Whether or not I've had joy with my... Oh, you're muted, sorry. Whether or not I've had joy with my friends is completely irrelevant to this conversation.

It's relevant. It's the whole conversation. It's not. Lifting up a car would bring us joy. It wouldn't bring me joy. It would not be unanimous joy. It would be a split choice. Do you have any more slides or?

Those are all my slides. That's Fred Claus. That's not Fred Claus is not part of my slideshow. That's your final slide. My slide show was a red herring to show that you don't have the money, the strength, or the guts. I have the money. You don't have the gumption. I literally just talked about how I made money, but it's trap.

I trapped. I trapped money. So, okay, once, if you can gamble, I'll give you this. If you can gamble from two, what's your balance right now, $240 on that thing? Because I put a, I put a parlay down to get the money. Okay, so if you get from $220 to $750, I will give you three attempts at lifting my car on a day of your choice. What about me? You, I already know you can do it if you touch the car, I'll drive away. And I get to be in the car.

No. Yeah. You're going to kill us. for causing this. I'm not going to drive it. You are. You just said if I touch the car, you'll drive away.

Yeah, if you touch it, I'm not going to drive according to our, you're trying to drive a wedge between us. You are. That's what this is.

It's not about me. I'm not trying to drive. That was that whole slide. Uh-huh. A wedge. Between. Yeah. The only thing that there was the car.

Us. The wed, us. What part of a car? Like a bus. What part of a car? And you're driving. What?

A wedge. Yes, but why are you doing, I get this because we're talking about a car. But why are you doing the wedge? That's a wedge. And where are you doing between? Yeah, but where is this in a car? What is that corn? Wedge.

Cheese? Wedge of cheese. A wedge of cheese. But why does a wedge of cheese have anything to do with what we're talking about? I get that you're saying, you're trying to meet. Is this just how you talk now? No. I already told, okay, can the, okay, can the meanness end?

There's not much. There's no meanness. There's so much meanness. It's all sternness. There's meanness. It's not meanness. This is not sternness. This is cruelty.

It's mean, sterning. You're not. not in trouble. You're not in trouble. Because you said we could do it and we're going to honor that. That's what I'm saying. I already fucking said you could do it. We're going to honor that we can do it. Check your phone. You probably got a text that says yes. I didn't.

Okay, wait. You might be about to get one. But yes for just anybody. Caleb say yes. Okay, so we'll see if I get a text that says yes. I'm able to perform that task. Even, oh, Siri says no, so I can't. You know what? Let's go. Let's go to the, uh, to the Magic 8 ball.

No, we already said, you already said yes. You already said yes. I did not design a whole. I just got a text from Patrick. Yes. Oh, and I got a text from Julio as well. Yes. With three excation points.

Okay. It seems like it's confirmed. We're doing it. Yeah. Sure. That's two people out of the three of us. That's a majority. We'll do it.

We'll go touch my car. We're not just going to touch it. We're going to lift it up. We'll try. We'll try to lift it. We're probably not going to lift it up. We're going to try to lift it. But you have to sign a waiver before.

Okay, yeah. That says that you will pay for all damage done to the car. Yeah. No. Then you don't get to do it. You get to do it. No, you don't get to do it. You do not get to do it.

Donut. You get to do it. I do. Okay, donut. Yeah. Yes. This is a donut. But you.

Fat ass. What? You did the donut first. You got so excited. I didn't get so excited. I got excited to agree with my friend. You don't get to do it anymore. We're going to do it.

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And it's all different, all new. It's a new type of show that's never been done before outside of a school. Yeah. But at this one, you can drink at. All right. We're going to lift that car. We're going to lift it up. If you were a porn star, what would be your signature move?

Probably a sexual thrust. A sexual thrust. Second dick out my butt. One. That's not signature. That's a signature. That's a signature. Yeah.

That is a good signature. What would your name be? You only pump one time. One man. The one man. Mr. One. Mr. One. Stroke man.

Would you? Well, one stroke man. Yeah, it's just stroke, man. It could be a million strokes. It doesn't communicate the name. It's not strokes, man. Would you go really slow or so fast that? No, it's a lot of build-up.

Uh-huh. And then, boom! Want to see me do it again? You'd be like when the football players are, like, doing this. Like the thing where they go through the ladders. Every video. No, like the ladder on the floor. You know, they do that?

Every video would be, it wouldn't even be start out. in a sexual situation. I'd be walking around. I'd be at the grocery store fully clothed, and I'm shopping. And I'm just getting whatever. And then I'd take my cart to the car. I put my groceries in the back,

put the cart back in the cart return. I tip the cart guy. Damn. $100. That's, get in my car. I'm driving home. That's such a good move

because that shows that everyone that you have it like that. And you're also kind. 15 minute drive. Listen to a podcast. And laughing along. Yep, real tight. Yeah, we're about, we're about 40 minutes, 40 minutes into the video.

Okay. Now, I get home, I go to unlock my door, drop my keys. Bend down, pick him up. I got all the grocery bags on one arm. Damn, you were doing all the most attractive things. Open the door, go in the kitchen, open the fridge. What's the fridge looking like? It's empty. Because this is a brand new house.

Wow. Yeah. I'm putting the groceries in the fridge. I'm on the phone with my mom's hand. Yeah, I just got just finally stocking up on groceries. And it's been a crazy week. Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Okay, hang up the phone.

And then I go, I have the grocery list on the fridge that I'd take a picture of. It's one of those dry-race ones. Wait a minute. I erase everything. And I realize I forgot to get something. Let's say I forgot to get peanut butter. I'm like, oh, dang, I write peanut butter again. Then I walk into the bedroom and there's a woman lying naked on the bed and I go, boom!

And the video ends.