Podcast About List - Ep. 302 - Club Structured

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

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It's the Van Buren Middle School Talent Show with Joe, Alex F. Patrick, Caleb P., Cameron, and Pierce. Tuesday, August 13th at Littlefield, 8 p.m. Are we going to acknowledge it? there's two beers right here they're actually high noons because you guys this is episode one of club random club structure

I tried to the opposite of random is structure dude I tried to watch I like went home we were talking about the the Hocatua girl Bill Maher club random I like went home and tried to watch it and I like could not

it's actually it's crazy I got literally like three minutes in and I had to skip around. Which, if you heard the Patreon, this is what we talked about last week, so go subscribe. The reason, it turns out the reason that he had her on. To berate her. It was specifically, it was specifically to give her advice. Really? He wanted to give her life advice.

Like, he had her on so that he could spend an hour teaching her what to do. I would honestly love that, dude. I would love to sit there and listen to him, tell me. He calls her cute and adorable about like 500 times. he keeps like making fun of her accent and then at the end this is literally in the last five minutes yeah like an hour of him giving like life advice quote unquote to her and then at the end he's like so like now that you've got all this fame like what do you want to do like first time he's asking her like what are you like what are you interested and she's like you know i think i'm going to

take like some acting classes i kind of want to be an actor and she's like and then he's like do not do that and he just spends the rest of it telling her not to be an actor and then he also And he's like, you know, like, acting, it's not for me. Like, I prefer to just play myself. Yeah. Like, he was trying to, like, he clearly tried to do some acting stuff and was like, did you see the dog shit? No, I did not.

Dude, there's this movie. You're not religious. Not religious. Okay. It's a movie from the 90s. It's, like, his only, like, leading role. And it's called Delivery Boy or Pizza Man or something. Uh-huh.

And can you pull this up, Julio? Cameron needs to see this. This is a movie Monday's watch. Okay. This is 100% of movie Mondays watch. Bill Maher Pizza Man. This is, yeah, it's called Pizza Man. It's his only movie.

Look at him. God, what is this one about? He looks so stylish. I bet it's about pizza. He looks like a pizza man. But he's like, he's clearly, he does a thing where it's like. So it's like, it's like, what's that movie called? The Parallax View, but with a Pizza Man.

I never saw the parallax view. Oh, well. Is it about pizzas being delivered? His character's name is Elmo Bun. Elmo Bun. Yeah, he's like, he goes like, yeah, like, there are a lot of people out there who are like talented actors. Like they're very talented and like, and he's like listing off like famous acronyms. He's like, and you know what, that's good for them.

But like, I'm going to play me. That's so sick, dude. Yeah, he, and then he tells her. not to be, he tells her it's bad to be an actor. Yeah. He also, he had Bobby Lee on and they were talking about directors and, uh, I saw the thing where he doesn't know what the criterion collection is. Yeah, he doesn't know what the criterion collection is. And he also says, like, Kurosawa is the most important director to pretend to you know about. Yeah. He's really on some shit. It's unbelievable. I, I'm getting into it.

It made me think that like, like, some of my opinions sound like that. It made me like really, like, but you know what? It's this is what, I mean, this is what, I guess, one of the, the trite things everybody says, but you know that you're a hundred times better than him because you have that thought. Yeah. Because you look at somebody being smar me like that and you go, oh, damn. Yeah. It's like, oh, I hope I didn't fucking sound like that.

It's crazy he's, he's been doing this shit for this long. We don't have to do another Bill Maher. No, no, we do. We're doing a deep dive on Mar. It's called Mar, Mar, Mar, Mar, this is a new podcast. Mar, Mar, Mar, Mar, Mar, Mar, please, sir, may I have some Mar. Please, sir, may have some Marr. Please, Bill.

Then the theme song is, Mar, more, more, I was thinking about how, how do you like it? How do you like it? How I was thinking about

how I would love to be on club random and be a guest and have him, have him have me on to give me life advice and the whole time just be like,

thank you so much, Bill. Just like be so. You fucking saved me. You fucking saved me, Bill. Just from the first minute, a full hour, you know,

ever since I was a kid, you've always, I've always wanted to smoke weed with you? Just really like what you say to me it means so much. Going on there, taking like one hit and then like before that just telling him like yeah

there's been like a like my I have a history of like schizophrenia in my family and then taking one puff of weed and then just immediately going like dude I would me when I go when I'm saying when not if. Yeah not if this is when I go on club random I'm bringing a notebook

because I'm taking notes on everything. I know he has a lot to teach me. turning it around you just have a picture of you and bill mark it's like yeah i took some drawing glasses so i could do this man oh god oh god now why would you make me gay there's nothing wrong with it there's uh it's one of my favorite trailers for a stand-up special ever because uh it's so clear that he's like in uh the he's in the venue and there's like oh yeah like we have to shoot a promo so we're just going to do this before I shoot the actual special and it's him I forget the name of the special I have a video of it saved on my phone but it's like

him telling a joke about George W. Bush and then it is so clear that like they edit the laughter in and post and then it's like a thing that goes across the screen it's like Bill Maher is a surgeon general's warning Bill Maher is not recommended for it's like but the joke I just remember the joke is like, you know, Bush is always doing macho things, like clearing brush and starting wars. For somebody who's so not gay, he sure loves a lot of drama. It's like, oh, who, more, more, more, more. He's a genius.

Dude, he's the best, he's the best comedian of all time. Yeah. I think so, genuinely. I think he should shave his head. I think he should shave his head and take a role like Vince Vaughn and Brawl and Sublock 99. I haven't seen that. He should play. He should play just an evil skinhead hitman, basically.

You know, he would be good. Dude, Bill Maher as Patrick Stewart in Green Room, that'd be sick. That's what he could pull out. He could do that. We don't want you in here because you're black. in this play like the leader of a neo-Nazi he'll be good as fuck as that it's such a funny idea that would be great

that guy Bill Maher Bill Maher being like I'm the leader of the master yeah dude him stomping somebody out how tall is he he's like tiny right I don't know he does look small as fucking that chair yeah I think that he just

has people who don't know how to dress a set and how to position a camera. Yeah. He's 5'8. He looks like he's 5'1. He's actually normal. He's actually the tallest guy I've ever seen. He's actually normal size for a mouse.

Yeah. No, that's a normal height to be. That's actually the most normal height to be. Yeah, 5.8 inches. Actually, I'm 5'9. I'm taller than him. Actually, he fucking short. He does look so, like, you can even see it in the thumbnail right there.

They, like, don't know what they're doing on that show. see here cut to the white shot we're on the white jot look how big we look at this table now imagine if I actually set up straight I have actually set up straight I have an announcement

to make yeah so I have heard a lot about the Marvel cinematic universe oh snap you saw Deadpool and Wolverine

didn't you I did see it but this might announcement is only tangentially related to that. Okay. Basically, I've heard that the MCU is in trouble. I've heard that it's been on a steady decline since Avengers Endgame. It hasn't been going so well.

I guess the movies haven't been well received, and they're not making as much money as they had been. People aren't as happy about them. And I guess this is what Deadpool and Wolverine is basically poking fun at, which I don't know if you were aware. But basically, I looked at that scenario, because I just found this out. I went to see Deadpool and Wolverine. They're in trouble?

They were, Deadpool would not stop making jokes about how poorly the Marvel universe was going. And this was brought to my attention for the first time. And I decided that I would, I, you know, I'm not always the biggest fan of these movies. But on principle, I would like to give the MCU a fighting chance. So from now on, I'll be going to see in the movie theater every single MCU movie for the rest of my life. You honestly, and as a film bro like you are. Yeah, and that's a bit, that's, that's big for me. Yeah.

And I just want to say, even if, Marvel, if you're out there and you're afraid, your next movie, you're not going to make money. You don't know, whatever you have coming up next, the next, Captain Merritt. You got at least one ticket sale. You got one. And that one ticket you could use to pay Harrison Ford for another movie. Yeah, and see, I'm afraid of the movie theater, so I won't be going. But I, Cameron will buy a ticket for me.

And I'm not even going to say, I'm not even going to urge other people to do this either. I'm just saying, That's what I'm going to do. Marvel, you got my tickets. Wow. You got one. Congratulations. Congratulations, Marvel.

The floor has been raised. You've got it. You've got me. You got him. He's in. He's all in for Marvel. I mean, look, I'm going to be buying all these for Agatha all along. Yeah.

Eyes of Wakanda series. Wow. What's Eyes of Wakanda series? I don't know. That's crazy. The Blade movie, they just keep fucking up, right? It's just the easiest layup of all time. Yeah.

I guess the first blades The first like two blade movies are so good That they could fuck it up Yeah I think the thing is I think they could have an easy time Fucking up all this stuff Yeah But no matter what

You think they're gonna fuck up Agatha all along My butt's gonna be in the seat There And maybe I'll be booing Throwing glass shards at the screen To tear it up so you can't screen the movie anymore But you got me What's a vision quest?

I don't know Is that about vision? I was gonna ask if that was, I see, that makes a lot more sense than I was going to say, is that like a Native American Vision Quest style thing? That was a movie in the 80s Vision Quest. I've never seen that, though.

I know that it's a movie. I know it's a movie because there was a song I really liked that was on the soundtrack of it. When I, like, pirated a song in high school. They put the cover. They put the cover for Vision Quest on it. I was like, oh, that's interesting. Oh, they made a white vision.

White Vision. That's what Patrick sees all movies in. his name is actually white vision is it really what yeah no fucking way it's not white vision there's no way prove it to me that prove to me that this is not white vision it is white it's

yeah so do you want to see do you want to take you to see that in iMacs real D3D 40X or white vision it's do the right thing in white vision They replaced every... I don't understand this movie at all. This movie doesn't make any sense anymore. Yeah, accidentally.

Accidentally seeing it in a white vision, be like, I really don't understand... Why are they mad at the pizza place? Are they supposed to be Irish? Yeah, what's going on? They just replace every single actor. Wait, he's saying that he's mad because the pizza place doesn't have any pictures of his brothers?

Why would a pizza place... it's a family business they're going to have their own family yeah it's not everybody's family yeah that's not a family business means yeah family business is where you can go there and if you have a family they'll put pictures they'll put a picture of you in the wall that's what it should be that's why booga de bepo's going bankrupt oh and i said i did see deadpool and wolverine and i saw it in 3d by accident whoa and it was you didn't bring your glasses you couldn't fucking see you think no i brought the glasses i you don't have to bring you don't have to bring Brought your own.

I got them. I had to find them. They didn't hand them to me. I had to go. Oh, that sucks. It was like in a thingy. Yeah. How was it in 3D?

Did Gambit throw a card at the screen? Yes. No shit. But it was probably the smallest movie screen I've ever seen. It was like the size of that TV. Where the fuck did you see it? At someone's house? Yeah.

Yeah, I was outside on the street looking through a window. No, it was a really small screen. So the 3D, it was one of those things where, I feel like I remember seeing 3D movies as a kid. and it was like, I would be like, oh, shit. Like, something would fly the screen. I feel like it was in my face. Well, the screen was bigger because you were a kid. It was bigger because I was a kid,

and I probably also just was a bigger screen. I was probably sitting closer to it. I was sitting far back. And it really, it was the 3D was like, it would be like, I could tell it's popping out, but it's like over there. Right. Maybe your seat was bad.

It was a bad. I mean, I sat all the way in the back, so if I got bored, I could go on my phone. Oh, okay. Did you get bored? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's that bad.

Really boring. Even when Blade shows up? Blade is cool. All the fights are cool. They fight with gore. Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah, my...

No one else heard that, but my Xbox game pass is logged in, and my girlfriend's at home playing this game. She's playing this game where you're a cat and it's not stray. I forget what the game is called. It was like a free game with gold and I've been getting notifications all day. It's like, eat your first fish, 20 gold. I'm getting all of her achievements to the PC. She's been racking them up, though.

Yeah, first fish. Yeah, first fish, first camera. That's huge. I wish I could remember when I had my first fish. She tripped a few humans also. No way. I got a notification for that. That is bad.

Well, she, in terms of the game, it's good because she's a cat in the game. Yeah, I don't think that games should be supporting the cat. It's the cat's point of view. Let's ease up. I think that the game should end with the cat becoming a human and It's better to be a human, and I wish I was never a cat. And I wish I could play this game. I'm revealing I was a human all along.

Yeah. It's like that movie Nine Lives with Kevin Spacey. Have you seen that? I didn't see it. I remember. Oh, my God. She's racking up points. She's racking up points at home.

That's crazy. That two achievements that close together. I know. She must have done something amazing. She's probably hacking the game. She must be. She's probably using exploits. She's got a keyboard.

She's got a keyboard. She looked up. She looked up fish. I wish I knew what this game was called it. It's like, it's not stray, but it's like a game that's like you play as a little black cat in a city. New cat game. Let's look it up. This new cat game is beautiful.

Oh, little kitty big city. Little kitty big city. How is this different from stray? No, it's probably a stray clone. But it's coming soon, but it's already out. dude they can i say this is what she's playing this looks more fun than stray this looks fun what i was going to say is what the that game stray i thought that shit looked bad because they make you play in cyberpunk 2077 style world it's like if i'm a cat i want to be in the forest man

i want to be a warrior cat yeah doing stuff like this i want this is too still too urban yeah but i get i wouldn't it be fun to be oh like um what's that game or what's that that new cat that everyone's found out about. Have you seen this cat? It's like a, like, there's a new cat people have found out about? There's a new cat that people have found out about. And I'll leave it at that. We won't get into it. One cat or a new type? No, there's like a breed of, it's like a cat that's like, excuse me, the size of a regular cat. Uh-huh. But it's like, uh, it lives in the desert. It looks just like a regular cat. Oh, I know about this cat. I don't know if they found out about it. Is it a palace cat? Maybe. P.A. L.

L-L-A-S, I think. It lives in Africa. Yeah, and they have them. They have, yeah, yeah, this, right? I think so. The manual? I think it's a manual. No, no, it was a different one.

It was going, it was going fucking, people are tweeting about it. People love this cat. Yeah, I know people love the manual, but. Sand cat. Oh. It might be this one. This looks more like a normal cat. Yeah, it might be this one.

But it said that it catches 97% of all prey. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy numbers. If I saw this, if I went to the desert in Africa and I saw this cat, I would mail it to America. Yeah. I would keep it immediately. I would say you don't belong here. Yeah.

Get the hell back to your fucking house. Can you believe Africa's normal animals? Yeah. Besides all the giraffes and rhinos and lions. Oh, yeah. Wow. Do you think they have snakes? They probably have snakes too.

Wow. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. I love to go. Oh, my God, we've got to do a trip. I really want to. I really would like to. Yeah.

I watched this one video of a guy who went to like the most, the name of the video. I don't remember where he went. I watched it at my friend's house, so I did not pick this video, but we just kind of saw it on the recommend. And it was called, like, I visit the most dangerous neighborhood in Africa or something like that. And he goes to this place, and I couldn't tell what made it dangerous. They were all just hanging out and drinking beer. Yeah. But there's the one part where he's like getting...

Well, it's dangerous for your liver. Yeah. The most dangerous plays in Africa for alcoholics. There's so many people chilling that like you're going to end up chilling with someone. But he goes, he like gets a ride from somebody. Like he's like getting in like a bus. Like it's like a tour bus style thing where like pays a guy to take him somewhere. And the guy's like showing him all his bumper stickers.

And all his bumper stickers are like, it's like, it's like Gaddafi, Pol Pot, like Hitler. He just has like a sticker for. every single dictator like it is all the most evil people on earthy just has like a bumper sticker of their face and be like this is the cool the guy's like this is the coolest guy ever and he's like telling him about it and then the last one he has is Bruce Lee I mean the man the man transcends good and evil yeah exactly even the most evil Hitler file yeah can see the greatness of Bruce Lee that's so crazy to be like a pro Hitler guy in Africa it's great I think that it's one of

those things where it's like, I don't, yeah, I guess I don't know. Do you, he probably is, he's made, I think he's making a big deal of it too because there's a white guy there with a camera. Oh, okay. Check this shit out. Like, I'm crazy. Yeah. You're showing off how dangerous it is so that he never comes back.

Yeah, just to become famous. Because over, maybe that's how you become famous. Maybe. In Africa. That's, I mean, yeah, that's a good way to keep white people out, I think. Showing them bumper stickers that are pro Hitler. like yeah dude we're psychos here

we're the fucking crazy that's how that's how we stop that's how we stop the gentrification of New York City these hipsters are not going to want to live in a neighborhood where every building is a Hitler mural that's just true that's just true I'm not saying I'm

want to live in a house like I'm not saying we should do it but people would not move into the neighborhood I'm not saying we should do it but I'm saying it's a good idea I'm saying if you really wanted to stop gentrification that's one of the only sure fire ways to do it. And like, I get it. You're not going to do it because you don't want to, but don't complain.

And it's rude. Because like the solution's right there. Yeah. Like you haven't tried everything. You haven't. I know. I mean. And you haven't.

You specifically haven't tried it. Because you're always walking around saying, I hate these gentrifiers. I wish I could do something about it. I walk around my neighborhood. I move to from New Hampshire. I dribbled. Oh my God. dude. Speaking of dribbling, there was a path of dribble in my kitchen last night.

There was a path of, I don't know if I should, I feel like I'd be a bad roommate if I said this. Okay. All I thought you were going to say it was your cat. No. Well, okay. So I saw it and I thought, oh no, Mo has diarrhea. Okay. And it was, upon further inspection, dribbles of chocolate ice cream. and I looked down and it was a dribble path leading straight to Alex's room. I guess he's like, you know,

he had the spoon or something and then it like melted. Yeah, everyone dribbles. Yeah, I know. I think he just didn't know. He was late at night. It would be bad if he did know. It'd be bad if he did know

and was just like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, fuck it. I don't even care. No one's going to know it was me. The perfect crime. Yeah, going straight. It was just so funny. seeing just like a path of chocolate ice cream leading to someone's room. Do you ever eat something

like I'll eat like a protein bar or something and you get some on your face and you don't notice until much, much later in the day when you forgot that you even ate anything with chocolate? Yeah. And you're like, what did I do? This must be my shit. What is this? This must be my shit from the bathroom. Let's see. I didn't go outside. It's not dirt. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's chocolate. I don't think it's weird that all the protein bars are candy bars. Yeah. How come they don't make any savory ones? Yeah, it's never pure savory.

It's never rosemary and brown butter. It's always the union of sweet and salty. It's never just sweet. I mean, never salt is for electrolytes. It's almost always just sweet. Yeah. I think I've had more salty protein bars than I've ever had just plain sweet ones. I had this one that back when I lived at home,

this one that my mom used to buy that I was. would steal from her. I forget what it was called, but it was one of the most foul. It was basically like the bug bricks from Snowpiercer. Oh, yeah. And it was like, are they the ones with like 30 grams of protein,

like the really powerful ones? I think so. But I think they're like either like gluten free or like some, they must be missing something that everything else has because the texture is like no other bar. Yeah. It's like a... I think I've had these.

Yeah. Because I've had them because I did not fuck with them. I hated them. Yeah. But here's a little, a little BTS peek behind the curtain. Dude, you know BTS? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I know Jim. He's in BTS, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Smooth like butter. It's smooth like butter. Well, the BTS special effects thing. The fish from Junior Associate was one of those protein bars.

And honestly, the fish that we eat at the end. I was like, what are you talking about? No, the whole fish was a protein bar. That was a fish. Our props department was really good. No, it was that, like, to simulate, like, the fish. Yeah. We ate these, like, chocolate protein bars that were, like, so hard to chew.

And they had been, like, where we filmed the, you, I mean, you remember that fucking, that room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No AC. We had to shut the AC off so that we could, like, film stuff. and I just like sweating profusely and I have to eat this like gooey brick. Yeah. It's one of the ones where it just has no, it's, there's no different, it's all, it's homogenous. Like there's no other, like there's no chunks or anything.

It's just one big, one big lump. You know what it was? It's like, it's like, it was like stale fudge. Yeah, exactly. And I would. Dude, we are both on the same page about these terrible things. I know. It's crazy.

It feels like if you ate somebody's shit who was constipated Yeah That's gross But that's true But it's the truth

Dude I just thought of something When you said When you mentioned BTS Yeah Why do I feel like You could divide Brooklyn Between fans of the two BTSs BTSs

And Built a Spill Wow Why did that And BTS Behind the scenes Filmmakers So there's three The three BTSs

Three tribes. The Brooklyn tribe. Something. Brooklyn tribes. BTS. Yeah. Oh my God. I'm just so into sociology.

Me too. As of right now. Yeah. Just I can't get enough of this stuff. Mm-hmm. It's changing my whole world. Everything. I am so, I love to walk around and make observations.

Wow. Today, I was walking back from the gym and I saw a guy carrying a book. Whenever I see a guy carrying a book, I always want to know what book it is. Yeah, you got to look at the book. I want to know if it's good or bad. I want to make an instant snap judgment about this person. You ever see those guys that, like, on the train that are like very clearly reading a book that's like. Yeah.

Yeah. I always want to, I always, I'm very interested in this. I always want to see what people are reading and also what they specifically choose to carry visibly. Yeah. Because that's, that's always got to be something right the way. I know how do they carry it cover out? Do they carry it cover in? These are the types of observations I make.

And I got it down to a science. I looked at this guy walking and I was like, I wonder if he's reading a good book or a bad book. I look, he's holding it back out, not cover out. And you can see that on the back cover, there's a picture of the author. And I instantly knew, bad book. Yeah.

He's showing everyone the author. Cover of the, a picture of the author on the book means the author is still alive, which means the book is bad. Yeah. Back out means you're. embarrassed to be reading it. Bad book.

Wow. So these are the types of things that you would learn if you went to college for sociology. Interesting. I wish I did now. Me too. But I'm self-taught. Yeah, I'm a self-taught sociologist. From the school of hard knocks.

Yeah. What is that? What is a hard knock? It's a hard knock life. Yeah, but like, what does that even mean? It's like, because a knock is something you do to adore. I, you know, if I had to guess, I guess I don't actually. know the exactness, but I would say it's

like rough and tumble. Yeah. Like saying it was one of like a phrase like that. Like it's like, oh, it's hard, not like tough, it's tough. Mm-hmm. But a knock is the A knock is like, hello, let me in. A knock is one of the most polite things you can do. Right. Even if you're a police officer,

you're knocking just to say, hello, unless you're knocking some heads around. Please let me in. Yeah. This is the knock dichotomy. Where is so philosophical today? There's so much intrigue. I'm going to throw this out. There's so much intrigue in the world. I can't wait to quit these.

I can't wait to be officially done with them. Dude, I relapsed on gum. Yeah, I relapsed on these. I was on my toothpicks. Yeah, picky pee. And then I forgot them one day and just broke down and bought them. Yeah. I've just, I forgot to buy gum.

I kept forgetting to buy gum whenever I went to the store. And I was like, okay, I'll stop chewing gum then. Yeah. Then I bought gum and now I chew it again. Just sitting there just. I'm just, it's, I literally, same as trying to quit a cigarette. I would just sit there and be like, fuck, I need fucking gum right now. Jesus Christ, I need it.

It is, it is so like. Just average spearmint gum. It is so stupid how the brain works. I know. It's so stupid how you have to be like, oh, I need my, I need my little thing. Yeah. I need my little thing to feel good right now. I hate sitting around and being like, I need something.

Yeah. It's so stupid. It's not right. No, it shouldn't be. You should be able to just sit and just be like this. Yeah, I agree. Without thinking. Dude, I get when I get fucking pissed off.

When I'm sitting around, just sitting, and I have to go pee. Yeah. I hate that. Nah. I hate when I like. You ain't fucking with me right now. I drink too much too fast and then I'm like. Yep.

Because I can't pee yet because someone's in the bathroom. Or when you drink too much really fast and then you go pee and you're like, now I can relax but then it's the type of thing where you got you broke the seal you broke the seal now it's again again again you're gonna be peeing too much I can't even sit in peace

for 35 minutes and look I hate the bodily functions I hate all them I hate them all badly I hate spitting I hate coughing yep

I hate having to eat I hate my mucus in my nose yeah I really hate mucus in my nose yeah I don't like that I hate nosebleeds yeah I really really hate nosebleed I had a dream that I had one the other night

I had a dream that I was like looking in the mirror and then my nose started bleeding and I woke up thinking that I had a nose bleed and I went to go check no nose bleed and it was it was like pouring like super fast in the dream too so I was like oh this is a bad yeah yeah yeah something's happening yeah something crazy just happened yeah but no woke up and then it was just I went to go blow my nose and nothing happened yeah I hate my tricking brain. I haven't had a nose bleeding so long. I used to get them all the time.

And then I had the worst one I ever got. I was on, I was like, it was in Boston. I was on like the train, uh, coming home from downtown. And,

uh, my nose just started like gushing blood. And it just got, I was just, I had nothing at all. And I just, it just was like all over my face. And yeah,

I know. I was like trying to. And it was like, I like also couldn't get. It just like started going. And I was like, and then I like, I had to go in the, remember in the Harvard station that Dunkin' Donuts.

Oh, yeah. I had to get all those, I had to get a shit ton of napkins from there. And I was like trying to wipe it off my face. And so I was just like, and then I still had a bus to take to get home. So I just had my entire face and hands and shirt was just like covered in blonde. And I was just on the bus. And it was the most peaceful bus ride of my life. Nobody sat near me.

Well, that's, I mean, maybe you should just start putting fake blood. You got for suffering through. We got this over here. We can. The jug of blood. Oh my God. It's downboard. I know.

I've been looking at that. I don't want to go home in this. Well, we're going to do an episode until it stops raining. Yeah. We could put some of this in our noses. I wish that I was a robot.

Yeah. You could just install blood or... Just in general. Yeah. That'd be cool. But yeah, because I need to have no body functions. Exactly.

That's what I'm saying. We need to accelerate. We need to get upload. Yeah. Upload. I need to be able to upload myself. I want to upload. I want to upload.

Listen, I'll keep my this, too. Yeah. This can stay separate, but I'll upload. What's in, like, Fallout 4, it's like they replace humans with scents. I don't know. I never played any of that stuff. That'd be so nice for me. But, dude, all that Android's in my whole life for me.

Here's the trade-off. They bleed jizz. They fucking shoot jizz out of their heads when you cut them off. Yeah. Well, that's the trade-off, bro. I'd avoid getting my head cut off. And they stay alive. So they, it's not even that it's like, oh, when I get my.

If my blood right now was jizz and I didn't know, and my head got cut off and I was spraying jizz everywhere, I wouldn't be aware. Yeah. But if I was an android and my head got cut off and I started spraying jizz everywhere, I'd have to look around and be like, oh, blimey. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. I think that guy was British in the movie. Yeah. Oh, blimey. It's, uh, it's Bilbo.

Yeah. What's his name? Fun fact, it's Bilbo. Uh, I can't remember his name. I can't remember his name. Yeah. Uh, I would be, oh, core blimey. Uh, what's this?

It's spunk. I've dropped my... A spot of... I've got a spot of spunk everywhere. A spot of ejaculate. Oh, blimey. A gob. I've got a gob of Jesus.

And I'd have to be embarrassed for the rest of my... Until they shut me down. Do they shut you down? How does the android's work in that movie? I don't know. I think he dies eventually after he leaks all his fluids.

Yeah. But like, why was he even there? To monitor the... That's a plot hole. That's a fucking plot hole. Yeah, I guess. guess it is a plot hole why were the characters there's not even a man why were there's they don't even explain that there's a robot people what happened here's a plot hole what

happened in between 2024 and whatever year that took place in when does that movie take place i don't know oh my god this cat's scientific name is felus margarita oh i just looked up and saw that that's awesome that's cool the margarita cat I like this cat a lot I want to see some videos of it Okay enough white vision Get rid of white vision out of here man Yeah we don't fuck with white vision

Is he supposed to be evil Yeah is Julio why did you know that Did you Google white vision White Vision operation in Mexico price No I saw it on Twitter Oh okay Sure man All right I believe you

Yeah okay I'll let it slip Oh man um so today today we are listening to your prayers your prayers oh my god jesus christ it's the fucking rapture out there it's a hurricane it's a goddamn rapture out there and we have to we have to save you from this and we have to listen all your prayers about this yeah so basically today it's no secret that in today's society the devil is working overtime against the good man we can't hide that from you even if we wanted to no we've got

It's a scary truth, but that doesn't make it any less true. And so one of the only things you can do against that is pray, as well as fostering a sense of community. It is also nice. That can be nice, too. Yeah. And today, we've got some prayers from people who need them the most. Yeah. So we're going to kind of discuss religion, Christianity, and we're going to pray for some people who really need it, who have been asking us to pray for them.

And here is the first prayer. click on the prayer from our slash prayer requests please please pray Poland in books article 5 of NATO I looked it up

I remember this I remember when this happened what was it it was when a didn't a missile like fly into Poland from the Ukraine

Russia like conflict and then they were talking about isn't that what this was I don't know what this was I thought this was just somebody mad at I think they were saying, no, I think that they wanted Poland to, yeah, they wanted Poland to get, to get into the war.

Oh, okay. I think, if I remember correctly, what is that? That says two years ago, so that seems right to me. That was two years ago? Yeah. That's been going on for two years. That shit happened and I believe March or April of 2022. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

What a world we live in. Yeah. What a crazy time to be alive. But anyway, let's pray. Let's pray. Dear. Oh, you lead the prayer. It's your, yeah.

Dear Mr. God. What's up? It's me and Cameron. I'm going to do this for everyone. Well, you got to talk to him. Yeah, that's true. I guess the first prayer you want to introduce yourself. Yeah.

When's the last time you prayed before this? Because he might not remember you. Probably when I was like 10. Yeah, he's, you got some explaining to do. Okay, so there's been a lot of stuff that you've seen happen. the past a couple of years maybe well I'm back surprise bitch

surprise motherfucker I'm back and I have a prayer on some on external T112's behalf please God please pray that Poland invokes Article 5 of NATO

and that we go into an Endless more forever. Thank you. Wow. Amen. I wish I had an amen. I wish we had like a yeah, that would have been goaded.

I should have thought of that. Yeah, we should have put that in there. Let's see if we have something that's kind of similar maybe. We don't have like a like a trumpet like that. There we go. That's perfect.

Yeah, this is our amen sound. Okay. Now let's go to our next prayer. This chair is also breaking. What's going on with our folding chairs? I think that they're just maybe reaching the end of Please, please, oh, God Almighty in heaven,

hollowed be thy name. Please, please, please, pray for our folding chairs. Amen. And please pray for your Asian guy 97. That's a good name. Who has a hell fetish. And pray that... You're asking God to pray?

I'm asking for him to also pray. Please God also pray. practice he doesn't he has done this it's been like 17 years yeah he hasn't prayed he needs he let him get back into practice let me okay then i'll say he don't know he i'm not pray failing that's a he doesn't have church you know like when he says when uh when they say you don't have he doesn't have internet yeah yeah you don't have church he doesn't know i don't know church he doesn't know any better he's trying his best and please for everybody at home and god please listen That's good.

There we go. That Eurasian Guy 97's Hell Fetish, which is a fetish that is aroused by people burning in hell, wishing that they could hear the word repent again, would go away. Pray that he will be able to avoid inappropriate fantasies generally from now on with the power of God. Generally.

Amen. And also please pray for feeling sad because of a 3D animation and I watched of a woman sinking in quicksand for some reason after watching my parents argue and having my mother vent to me about my dad the intrusive thoughts I get about the fictional woman sinking and dying saddens me. I watch the video because I have a quicksand fetish.

The argument and the intrusive thoughts of the video caused me to feel depressed afterwards. Wow. Please pray that this person's quicksand fetish goes away. That's not what they said. What they say? They're set. Pray that they stop feeling sad, but leave their fetish alone.

Okay, so keep their fetish. Keep their fetish. God. But please pray. We don't have that that's a unique fetish. We're not that many people with it.

No. That's endangered. We could get, honestly, a quick sand finish that could help 3D animation out so much.

Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Discovering how to model each individual grain of sand. Honestly, please pray for

3D animation. Please pray for advancements in 3D animation technology. I'd like to add to this to God. Please, please, please,

please let this. a real woman sinking quicksand in front of this guy and let him be able to remember that forever. Wow. Amen. Because can you imagine if he saw... Do you think he would be scared? Yeah. To see that in real life?

Yeah, I think anyone would be. Well, yeah, then that would ruin his fetish forever. But it seems like it was the argument with his parents arguing. Yeah, I think his parents were arguing. Was maybe the part of the... Because he has a fetish for the quicksand stuff. Yeah. So that should be a home run right there.

If you watch that, you jerk off. One and done deal. But here comes his mom, spoiling everything. Yeah. Imagine if you're like, parents are arguing and then your mom walks into vent to you and she just sees you watching a video of like going to go. Like sinking into quicksand.

Yeah. I think that you could, that is a weird enough thing to be. walked in on that you could probably just tell your parents that you're watching like a sneak peek of the new Incredibles movie or something. This is Disney. Watching Disney.

I'm getting into 3D animation. I think that's okay. Unless the woman, but knowing this guy, the woman's probably wearing fishnets. Yeah. Or sand. Yeah. She's wearing bags of sand to help her sink faster. Yeah.

Next slide. And please pray that tornipers. part one, two, three's boss, dies in a car crash. Amen. Yeah, that's beautiful. I'm so glad that you had the faith and the bravery to ask us to pray for this because we don't, we get a lot of prayer requests, me and Patrick. Yeah. We don't usually get a lot like this and it's so exciting when we do. It's so exciting when we get to pray to the guy downstairs. Yeah, we like him. We like them both. We're advancing his agenda. Look, we're complete centrists when it comes to prayer. We'll pray to both of them. Good ideas. We'll pray to God. We'll pray to the devil. We'll pray to all the other gods. Everyone. Everyone deserves to be prayed to. We'll decide. You know what we should do is decide which gods we're going to pray to. Yeah. After we're done praying for these people. This one, we're praying straight to Lucifer himself. Al Pacino. In Devil's Advocate. We're praying to Hugh. Hugh. We're praying to Hugh. I don't think that was it. Mr. Milton, I think was his name. I never saw that movie.

I've seen clips I've seen the clip where he's on the very end Yeah the clip where he Transmorphs Yeah he transmorphs Yeah And then there's the scene where he's on the train He's like

Your wife is cheating on you That's something the devil would say Yeah That really is That's terrifying That's fucking scary I can understand why Christians It's a fucking scary ass movie

Yeah Me myself though No I can't say I can't call myself a Christian More spiritual No we're just prayer We're just prayer I'm a prayer warrior.

Yeah. We don't care what religion it is. I like to pray. I like to ask people for things. Yeah. We just love to pray. Please, please, please. And please.

Please pray. So we're the vessels for prayer and we have to say the prayers. Okay. Please pray for me because I want to become a famous director in Hollywood. God, please, can you introduce me to Emma Watson? I want Emma Watson to go out with me and be my girlfriend. When the time comes, I want Emma Watson to get married. to me and we have a family together.

Wow. Amen. That's also so beautiful. That I like when the time comes because it's not even this guy, you know, you can tell this guy and it says even from his name, we're consistent. This is a...

He wants... This is a normal salt of the earth. He's probably a farmer. He's not a guy who's going to rush things. He knows good things take time. He's not saying, he's not praying, please God, make Emma Watson and me have five kids right now and be married.

No, when the time comes. First, we're going to go out. When we're both ready. First, first, introduce me. God introduce me. This is Emma Watson. She played her money. This is work consistent.

I like you. You two might have a lot in common. My version of God sounds like a Zordon. God probably is Zordon. This is Emma Watson. But anyway, there's a clear progression here. He's not, he's not trying to cheat the system. No.

No, prayer isn't about cheating the system. I'm talking about getting things for free. It's about marrying Emma Watson and having sex with her. When the time comes. When the time is right. When it's ready. When the time is ripe. Mm-hmm.

That's what this is about. I like that. Oh, I like that. Do that again. Oh. Oh. I do that whenever I pray. Mm-hmm.

I get praying a lot. And please. This is from prayer requests.com. Okay. And this is a prayer. asked by Skirillian and Skirrillion wanted to know is it possible to delete the prayer

requests once you were done with it and articles responded and said, Heavenly Father, we come to you in Jesus' name and ask that you grant Scurillian's prayer request. Please grant them to wisdom to know if it is

possible to delete prayer requests once they are done with them. Give them the courage to make right the decision and the strength to carry it out. We thank you for your grace and mercy and ask that you would bless Chirillian and all their endeavors in Jesus' name. Amen. That is a beautiful response. And he, Articles, I think, is a... Articles is a beautiful name.

I think Articles is AI, and I think they respond to every single prayer request. I think actually that that's an ancient Greek name and it's Articles. Oh, it's Articles. Yeah, it's probably like a Greek... Got it. Okay. Maybe a Greek holy man of some kind. or maybe they're just, you know, they're just a real person

and not a computer named after a Greek person. Articles. Such a funny name for an account. And let's see this next prayer request. Please pray. My husband and I need a prayer against witchcraft. It is being done by his mom and it's ruining our marriage and family. Wow.

Wow. Imagine your mother-in-law. being a literal witch and you are a prayer warrior i know the can you imagine thanksgiving no that would be fucking horrifying i can't imagine that that's too scary for you're bringing your basically traditional family dry ass chicken they're bringing a whole human roasted being on a spit we just gave birth to this one a few months ago we made it special for thanksgiving yeah what's the what's the herb or whatever that attracts ghosts i know that sage gets rid of them i think it's uh i thought it was spooky leaf spooky leaf yeah yeah i make that tracks it sounds like a thing that would

werewolf flower wherewolf bane where well that would nightshade nightshade yeah nern root you're you're sitting at thanksgiving and you're your your witchcrafty and mother brings like a bunch of sauteed Nern root. No, no, it's good. It's actually good. You should eat it. Dude. You go invisible.

Oh, my God. That would actually sometimes, though, during those Thanksgiving arguments, I wish I could turn invisible. Dude, seriously. Stop fighting. Enough. I'm not even at my own family's Thanksgiving. I'm visiting my friends family. And now, stop.

You're tearing me apart. You're ruining this day from now. You bastards. Good. Your in-laws, your in-laws family is standing up at the table. God, no! Why must we be so divided? Yeah, it's like your wife's uncle by marriage.

You're the only ones there. Martin, the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Say that again to my fucking face. Oh, no. I just wanted to enjoy a nice roast. I think I'm going to make hell of drama at Thanksgiving this year. I just decided.

That's awesome. You should do it. Most likely. Most definitely. Yeah. What are you going to do? What are you going to bring up? I'm going to kill somebody.

That's a surefire way to bring up drama. What can we bring up this year? Well, this year is going to be an interesting Thanksgiving because it's an election year. Oh, shit. And we don't know who's going to win now because Miss. It's neck and neck. Ms. Kamala has brought in Tim Baltz from Rech's Gemstone. Mr.

BJ. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's who she brought in. He's funny as fuck. He would probably be able to endear himself to the... I think he would, but also it's like, we know you play a liberal on TV. Yeah.

Isn't it fucking ridiculous that the Democrats feel the need to always nominate a liberal? Try a Republican for once. Try one of these random parties like the Greens. Try doing a right-wing Republican, and you might see that the Republicans will be interested in voting for you. Then you'll fix the Democrats. Yeah, that literally, you could literally get the Republican vote in the swing states by running a Republican. Is that so fucking complicated? No.

Sorry, I don't want to get heat. This is already Thanksgiving vibes. Yeah, well, you're practicing. You're practicing for Thanksgiving. That's good. Thank you. You got, what, four months until Thanksgiving? Get it all out, get it all started now.

Yeah, I'm training. I'm going to hit the gym, the mental gym. I'm going to start arguments every night. Yeah. Just go into, like, a public book forum or whatever, like a book club. Yeah. Book forum. What the fuck is that?

The fuck is a book forum. I meant like a, what are they called? Fucking, like, those things where the author sits down with somebody. Yeah, a book signing. A book signing or like a top panel. Yeah. There we go. You're going to panels all around New York City.

I'd be good at that. Waiting for every single panel. It doesn't matter what the book is. Yeah. You're going there. It's like, well, what about the, what if we put? put a Republican on the ticket, and they're like, this is, this is the bluey book. What are you doing here talking about this?

Yeah, it should be the reddy book. Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay, you guys are so obsessed with blues. Yeah. How about some reds? Exactly. Red for a change.

Mm-hmm. Thank you. Where's ready? Where's ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm no more bluey. Uh, here's a prayer for Dexter 2020, a humble servant from, I don't know what country that is.

Me neither. Dexter is a humble servant a humble servant to his WhatsApp group chat and he wants us to pray for him to be added back to his WhatsApp group. Easy, let's pray. Please add him back. Please add Dexter 2020 back to the WhatsApp group. Thank you. Now, this might be

this might be work consistent. It might be work consistent on prayer request.com because they want to have good say. with a beautiful girl they're trying to be with. Sure, man. I'll pray for that. Let him hit it hard and hit it good.

Dear, sweet, holy God in the sky, you big, big bastard. Please, please, please let this man put his pinky and the stinky. For God's sake. For your sake, sir. Sir. Sir!

Because something bad's going to happen if he doesn't. Reach your finger down. Reach your finger down. And touch these two. Bless this man with the holy wits. mm-hmm make his dick go I want it hard I want his thing hard in there put a banana clip on his dick his thing hard like a roll of lifesavers not the gummies her thing wet and gushy like a melted bag of lifesaver gummies from the backseat of the car let it happen in the backseat of the car parked in the woods meters from anybody else notice I didn't say miles a hint of the tab will increase the experience for all. Facts.

Shirts on. Shirts on. Please, please, God, and all that you're in your glorious castle in the blue sky. Please, no more gray hair on Quinton's head, beard, and chest hair and arm to be free in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

Please no more gray hair. Please, please, God. Please pray for pro-segiro-mi, a disciple of prayer. Please pray for them to break through porn and be more holy. Although Anonymous says he probably likes that shit. Agent of the devil. Afraid to even attach his name to his wicked deeds. Pro-segioromi, my, put his full face out there.

Yeah, he's not afraid. He's not afraid. Because he's trying to break through. He's holding himself accountable. And he's going to be holy. Said, this is me. Yeah, I jack it. That's me.

Uh-huh. I look at it in the bathroom on my phone. Everywhere I'm thinking about it. Mm-hmm. Thinking about it one by one. One, every second of every day. Nut by nut. Nut by nut.

I think, when can I nut next and how? Please, please, God. What's it going to feel like? Do I have enough tissues? Do I have enough tissues for the day? Do I need to walk across the street and get some more? Can I put it in the napkin? please, God, can I put it in the napkin?

And pray for the husband to turn off the TV in our bedroom. He's blasting radio and crime show. I work tomorrow. I have earplugs in and praying to sleep through this Lord. Please help him to see he has to leave the room. And you know what? I'm also going to pray for this person's marriage.

I'm going to pray for some communication. Yeah, I would love to pray for communication as well. You should be praying this out loud. He's going to hear you. He'll know what to do. Why are you typing this on the computer? You've got to pray this out loud. Yeah, I bet that's what Siri.

Go to you. Go to prayrequest. Please pray. Please pray that my husband leaves the room. And please pray for this next person who is completely frustrated. with their electronics and please send them guidance to please get through this antivirus and everything. Yeah. They got

an antivirus or a virus on their computer. That's easy for me to pray for. Amen. And please pray for my laptop. It is my studies tool and I accidentally dropped water on it. Amen. Amen. And please pray for me

to join Illuminati. Please, please pray. I'm down for that. Yeah, I'll pray for that too. Amen. Amen. Amen from me. Amen. You will join lave bone and please pray for someone who blocked me to unblock me amen amen and please pray to be followed back by an old friend on social media and please pray please pray that my friend learned so he can learn to tie his shoes so good what's that picture who's that

that's Caleb he got mad at me he was supposed to be here today And I was going to beg and pray for him to follow me back because he unfollowed you. We got in a spat because somebody had posted his little jelly shoes and said something mean about them. And I said, bro, they are roasting your shoes again. Yep. And he, and let me pull up exactly what he said to me. Let's hear the receipts. Let me pull up exactly what he said to me because honestly, I think there's a rift between us now.

Wow. I had no idea this going on right under my nose. Uh-huh. I think that's why he's not here. here today. That would make sense. I can't tie my shoes good plus I hate you plus go to bed now plus unfollowed plus you wear this Amy Davis

one's every day. Damn. That's brutal. And look, no follow back. He really unfollowed me and I was going to pray for him to follow me back and I got an well this is a perfect thing because he doesn't know what's going on right now.

Let's test once and for all. Does the power of God work? Yeah. We'll see. Is God going to reach his finger down from heaven? touch Caleb's phone for Patrick. If Articles' prayer worked because they prayed for me almost immediately, Dear Heavenly Father, we come to you

today to lift up, I wasn't allowed to change my name. What's your name? It's Damilomai. I don't know what Day Malomai is. Maybe Dame Malomai is in the Bible somewhere. Lord, we ask that you grant them the ability to learn their ties

to tie their shoes with skill and confidence. That's great. not just to learn, but with skill and confidence, too. We pray that this small accomplishment will be a stepping to stone to greater achievements in their life. We also pray for Dame Alomai that their faith in you would grow stronger. May they continue to bring all their requests to you. In Jesus' name we pray, amen.

Moreover, we encourage you, Dame Alomai, to continue your faith and share the love for Christ with your friend. Oh. Mm-hmm. So, hopefully this prayer works. Wow. Amen. I'm praying for this for sure.

I definitely want this. I need this to happen too I need this fixed I need this fixed I think and you know what I think I might have crossed the line that's okay I think I might

That's where healing starts Is with understanding And notice As an act of You wore different I didn't wear the Sammy Davis once So you showed that his words Cut deep and they affected you

I wore a regular pair of shoes All right here So I found mine A lot of mine aren't pay a request, but some of them are. Okay. I'll tell you what website I found. So this is a website I found called Fines Treasure Forums. Okay.

And this is the internet's most popular treasure forums. It's forums for treasure. And what are these? So one of these are treasures. One of the treasures here is a cure for diabetes. Yeah. I mean, I would consider that a treasure personally. I don't know about you.

A shell of some kind. I think that's a piece of chocolate that says USA. And then the diabetes cure. Yeah. So this website has a bunch of different kind of types of forums. They have the prospecting forum for people who search for gold. Okay. Beach and water, scuba dive.

It's a metal detector forum, mostly. This is a beach and scuba dive metal detecting forum. And then the general metal detecting forum. But then I found, in addition to the general metal detecting forum, they also have the Christian metal detecting forum. This forum is for posting your comments about metal detecting and to provide a place where you will be able to greet your friends and express your religious beliefs

without fear of being singled out as a problem to your peers. And this has 30.4,000 threads in the Christian metal detecting forum. What is it? All people asking, hey, when's the next Striper show? I get it. I just got it.

And they would say, Striper show detected. Is it Striper or a striker? I have no idea. The Christian metal band from the 80s, the hair metal band? I don't know it. I don't know them.

I guessed that they would be. a Christian metal band based on the cadence. Oh, hey, what is this? What are they looking for fly leaf shows? Yeah, Demon Hunter. Are they, is Fly Leaf? I think so. Christian metal band?

Yeah. I'm like Christian rock, I guess. Demon Hunter, they're Christian. That's a good name for a Christian metal band. They're sick, bro. Zayo, I guess that's Metal Core, Christian Metal Core. August Burns Red, they're Christian, right? Really?

I think so. Interesting. You know who else is? You know who's a... Is Lamb of God Christian? I don't know. Sound like it. Would they be?

Didn't that guy kill somebody? You got from Lamb of God? I don't know that. Anyway, it doesn't matter. You know who's a Mormon rock band is the killers. Really? I think I knew that. Crazy, right?

It's cool. Yeah. Makes them, it makes all their songs kind of strange. It makes them interesting. Yeah. But here's the types of posts that are on the Christian Metal Detective Forum. It will not be long. It will not be long before this happens.

Can you guess what is going to happen? And then they posted this picture here. Don't get comfortable. We be flying. soon with empty clothes. So this person believes in the rapture. Yeah. The rain that just fell down for a couple minutes

and now it's gone. The rain got raptured up and back into the sky. The rain was raptured. So yeah, these people, a lot of these people are believed that the end times are coming soon in this form.

Oh, and that's why they're metal detecting? No, I think they just as a coincidence. Those are just the tap it would be their two interests. Here's another post. This post is called a mountain from just me.

In Daniel chapter 2, we find a dream Nebuchadnezzar had regarding an image representing the government he was in control of all the way down to the governments we currently live under. The head of gold represented Babylon. The chest and arms were silver representing Mito Persia. The abdomen and thighs were copper representing Greece. The legs were iron representing Rome. And finally, the feet and toes were clay and iron representing the Anglo-American world power. A stone was cut out and it crushed all these world powers. That stone represents God's kingdom, which will destroy all these governments existing and it alone will stand.

The governments today have hit the proverbial iceberg. So why support something that is sinking rapidly? Wouldn't that be like polishing the brass on the Titanic? Just my two cents. And now the reason I put this here is because you think, you look at this and you think, well, this is just kind of like a Christian prophecy. This doesn't have to do with metal detecting.

Why is this on the Christian metal detecting for him? Oh, wait a second. Bronze, gold, the Titanic, two cents. These are all things that people are searching for in the ground. These are all treasures. These people have created a new. style of being superstitious and Christian

where they can only think of things in terms of metal detecting. Like, it can't help but bring up the Titanic. Yeah. And like, yeah, all these different metals. That's interesting. Here's something that someone else found when they were prospecting.

This is Mike from MI Iron Brigade said, had a day of stress relief with some friends. We hit two old parks. Here's my take. Two Merks, two Wheats, a 59 Memorial, and Michelinus, a great day with friends. Now, next slide, we can zoom in on one of the things that he's found. He has found an ancient USB flash drive.

No, this is an ancient... It's a dongle, yeah. This is a jewel charger. Oh. This is an ancient jewel. It's an upside-down jewel charger. An ancient device that no one uses anymore. Yeah.

So I just really like that he put this next to all. Like his old coins that he found. It is like quarters and stuff, too. Yeah. The life of metal detector must be so interesting. I know. I honestly want to get into it, man. I thought the same thing going through this forum.

I was like, damn, I need to get into this shit. You probably find so much stuff. There's so much cool stuff. And you get to meet people like this and this next one. CJM, who's on here a lot. We live in a carnal world. Look around people. Our world is headed to hell in a hang basket.

And the average individual has no idea or could care less. God's words say, for to be carnally minded is death, but to be spiritually minded is life and peace. Because the carnal mind is enmity against God, for it is not subject to the law of God. Neither indeed can be. so then they are in the flesh cannot they that are in the flesh cannot please God

there is a way which seemeth right unto a man but the end thereof are the ways of death so it's the literally 80% of this forum is like this is just people posting this type of shit it's crazy that's so cool to be like an end times guy and be like well I'm gonna I'm gonna get my loot before the world district

like blows up exactly I'm gonna find the rare coin but these are the resuppos these are the ones from like the 2020s and I went back to the to the older parts of the forums and it used to be more about metal detecting. So this next post is called

grave robbers using detectors. There was an article in the Detroit paper recently about vultures with metal detectors desecrating graves

somewhere in northern Michigan to obtain copper artifacts. The descendants of these passed on ancestors were saying people with metal

detectors are our worst enemies. I've had to put people in their place more than once when they bragged about detecting graveyards.

One of those graveyards less than a quarter mile from our home dating in the 1840s with civil veterans and tear there. It's illegal,

totally ghoulish and shows zero respect for the dead. not to mention the making the rest of us look bad. They need to be stopped by us. We need to be vigilant and protect and defend our hobby before it is destroyed by these vultures. And someone else says,

I hope it's BS. I couldn't think of an act on Earth being more disrespectful, ghoulish as said, and low down as desecrating a grave. Folks are bad enough disrespecting the living. The dead need to be left alone and allowed to rest in peace.

The only thing I believe that our worst would be pedophiles. Both acts would bring about a hanging offense. We could help to make the world a better place in which to live. This is like two worst types of people in the world, pedophiles, and those who bring the hobby of metal detecting into disrepute. These are the two worst things you can do. The two worst people in the world. They both deserve to be hanged. Enoch gave me the shakes.

Hi, all. I have recently begun reading the book of Enoch seeking some evidence of how the unexplained ancient archaeology might have been made. I read the first 60 verses the first night and by the end it had given me goosebumps. And I could not stop my body from shaking. It rings with an air of truth. The angels breeding with man and the offspring growing to be giants, real giants. The angels giving man secrets they were not supposed to have about many things which they used to sin. No wonder God wiped them out.

Enoch, father of Methuselah, great grandfather of Noah, seventh generation from Adam. I got my answers and I wonder why I haven't heard more of this. It's reference to the Bible in several places, but there's so much more info in those writings. It's worth a read if you hadn't yet had a look. Dicko. Is that his name? Yeah, well, you can see also his name is Aussie MXD. Australian people's names are Dicco. Yeah.

That's an Australian name. Well, I guess it's like an Australian nicknames are like that all the time. Yeah. Like Boinger. But everybody, they're all, this is the other thing is like, because they're like searching in the dirt for stuff, I think that they want to believe they're going to find something crazy. Yeah.

They want to find like giant bones or angels or something. They think they're going to find the Kondo Har giant. Yeah. They think they're going to get like the biggest guy. They have a full like, they're going into the apocrypha to find new stuff. about Christianity specifically because they're interested in metal detecting. It's like a crazy... What came first, though?

What do you think came first? Do you think these guys were metal detectors? I really don't know. It's so crazy to me. Just started adapting it to their faith, or do you think that they were like, I found something one day? I fucking found something and it's destroyed my brain. Dude, it's also like, at first I was like, why the fuck?

Like, you can tell that they need a separate forum for this. Can you imagine these people being mixed into the general population of people? just like, yeah, I found like an old fork today. Hey, check it out. Check it out pretty cool. Yeah, like just old white guys. That's Adam Silverware from the Garden of Eden, you fucking idiot.

Look what you've done. And then C.J.M. is back. And he says, if you ever get a chance to find this books or others that concern this same persons do buy them, lots of Christians have never heard of this individual who are used by God to heal and raise the dead in the 1900s in England.

This individual named Smith Wigglesworth. That's all. That's all I want. to read that this Smith Wigglesworth. He discovered a guy named

Smith Wigglesworth who raised the debt in the 1900. I don't think I'm going to trust anything

by a guy named Smith Wigglesworth. I'm going to say go back to working at the fucking candy

store. Smith's Wigglesworth started working in the coal mines of England at the age of seven

and he didn't know how to read. Oh, I love these emoticons that they have. Yeah,

they have some cool emoticons. We don't have that anymore, man. We lost emoji. Another thing that we lost from these forums, I was going back.

They have stuff on here from like 2003 and stuff. And what used to happen is I had to look this up. It would be like a post and it was just like 50 replies. They were all everybody typing n slash T. What's that? And I looked it up and it stands for no text. People just, I don't know why what it means that they left that. Oh, maybe they were bumping the thread.

But it's just like it'll be like something completely like a question. And then like and then just like 50 people or even being like, I'm so sad like my wife died, but it'll just be like 50 people wearing, no text, no text, no text, just nothing. Yeah, just that, it's crazy. The entire form is that. I need a prayer. My wife died. What the hell?

Here's another post. This is from Waterhound, which is a really good name. Deliverance from a combative warring spirit at church this morning. My wife and I went to church of God this morning, good to specify. Could be Church of the Devil. And I was harboring a combative fault finding warring. critical, prideful spirit of rejection that I picked up yesterday. Because of being rebuked by another detectorist on a different forum, did I deserve it?

Go to beach and water for him and find out, I might have, a little. But my unkind response back to him was when the spirit of pride and rejection and all his buddies came in. When I got to church, when the pastor started to preach, he stopped and said there's a spirit of this kind in the room. He knew it was me, but didn't want to single out anyone, so he prayed and I did secretly. And after some battle within me, it finally left. After I started really praising God, wow, God is great.

Next time I hope I would raise my hand and confess my sin in need of deliverance and stay off the other forums. I had a heat score last night with one of whites detectors' spokespersons and his cronies on the whites forum. When will I learn to stay home here where I'm loved and forgiven? I just wanted to talk to other detectorists. And because of what I said, some agree and some attack, then my flesh takes over. And bingo, I need a spanking from the spirit and the blood of the lamb. Thank you, God, for dealing with me as the little child of yours. Again, Waterhound.

So this is, again, this is more proof that they need this forum. Yeah. This is a containment unit for insane people. We got to put these detectors over here. This guy's like venturing out to other forums and getting in fights everywhere and they're just come back home. Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Here's a prayer request, this next one. Asking for prayers.

I got a text today on my phone that I had to read two of three times in order for it to sink in. Our dentist's group sadly reported that our dentist had passed. This was hard to believe, for he is about 40 years old. My first thought was that he must have been involved in some sort of tragic accident. This would have been tragic enough. We later learned that he took his own life. Oh my God. This young dentist was one of the happiest, most upbeat people I've ever known.

The whole time that you would be in his office, he would be laughing, cutting up with either the patients or staff or both. He would be the very last person that one would think capable of suicide. And then Donna replies and says, Very tragic at such a young age. I remember reading many years ago, suicide is high in the dental profession. Not sure why. I guess no one likes going to the dentist. Assuming that this kill himself.

Yeah, people don't want to go. Why does nobody want to go? One fucking likes flossing. No one fucking listens to me. I tell them to floss and they don't fucking do it. But let's pray for this poor dentist to come back to life. Please, God.

Bring him back. Bring him back. And save the teeth of these forum members. Please bring Smith Wigglesworth in to bring this dentist back. Yes, please use Smith's power. Thank you. To bring this dentist back. Amen.

Amen. And then here's my last one. This is also a prayer request that's very important. This might sound strange, but prayer request for my nephew. To be stopped and arrested by the Minnesota police. or another agency between here or there, here and there for possession of a stolen vehicle carrying a concealed weapon.

Andy is on his way here to get drugs to take back to Minnesota. Oh my God. He left Michigan because he felt he didn't have to appear in court, so figure Michigan has a warrant out for his arrest. He has threatened to kill his own foster mom and dad, my sister-in-law, her husband, who are God-fearing people. This is the interesting part.

I still haven't decided at this point if I should stay here to protect this house and its contents from this monster since he knows where we live and that we have parrots he could sell or torture is more his line of treatment. Holy shit.

There is more disgusting things I can share but I won't so as I said this may sound strange but please pray he's arrested before he gets back

to Michigan no one here wants him thank everyone oh my God he was gonna since he knows where we live and we have parrots

he could sell or torture this is so like dude he's armed he's threatening to kill members of my family. But I got to stay here. I got to protect my parents. He could sell them.

That's, it's so crazy to not immediately like, like, can't you like have like a police like, like can you just have like the cops watch you? Yeah, but God is more powerful. I guess God is more powerful.

And I guess the metal detector form is where you need to ask this. Yeah. That's so crazy. I couldn't. I could not stop laughing. when I just read the like one, two punch of the title in first lineup. This might sound strange,

but prayer request for my nephew, dot, dot, dot, to be stopped and arrested by the Minnesota police. I pray that my nephew is arrested. Please, God, I know this was from 2005, so I'm going to assume that this guy has already been apprehended or he's had a change of heart and he's seen your light. But I'd like to pray as kind of a tangent offshoot prayer from this. Please, God, I would like to pray for these poor parrots.

Please, if they were tortured by this nephew, I'd like to pray that they get over their trauma and they no longer feel afraid when they see a man enter the house I'd like to pray that if they picked up any terrible figures of speech from this man that they fucking shit

or I'm going to pull your feathers out you little bitch I'd like that to be expunged from their vocabulary and if they had been sold tragically we hope again we hope that none of this stuff had happened but if they had been sold

I pray that our new family will be twice as loving as Pete. Or they can meet a toucan. And I'd like them to meet a two can and start a cereal. Or they could be, yeah, meeting another bird. I'd like all birds to no peace, except for pigeons. I'd like all birds to know Pete. I'd like pigeons to go extinct.

This guy seems awesome. I like Pete. And Pete, I pray that you are doing well, my man. And I hope that your pigeons are doing. It's still fine. Oh, parrots. Yeah, sorry. I got pigeons on the brain now.

You saw one? I just thinking about them. Oh, okay. I hate them. Yeah. You ever been shit on by? Yeah, you got shit on my pigeon before. Yeah.

It's good luck, apparently. I know. I still think that's bullshit. I think that's something somebody said. That's the biggest cope in the world. Yeah, it's a huge cope. Yeah. It's the worst thing to get shit on by.

Yeah. Oh. Shit falling out of the sky. How is that good luck? Shit falling out? You're going to tell me when the airplane ejects the frozen chunk of, that's not good look. That's the worst look.

splits your head open, that's good luck. Getting hit with frozen pee. No. It's bad luck. It's bad luck because it makes you stink and dirty. Yeah. Did you get it? You got it recently, right?

What? You got shit on by a pigeon? No, I didn't get shit on by a pigeon. I don't know who. Somebody did recently. Somebody that we know got shit on by a pigeon. Yeah, but anyway, I'm at war with pigeons and I act like a psycho towards them now. Yeah.

I'll walk along on the street and I go. Just running at them. Yeah. Like a kid. Yeah, I do that. Yeah. Patrick. Well, yeah.

Check your phone. It's me, God. What did you, why don't you just say it? Check your phone. Me too. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Just Patrick? My prayer. My prayer was answered. I've been followed back. I've been followed back by Caleb. Oh, my God. Wow. That's unbelievable.

God really does work. is magic. That's, that honestly, I was, I was deeply considering becoming a polygamous Satanist and descending into a complete atheist. A life of pansexuality and torturing children. But I fully, I, I think I'm on the side of God now. God, thank you for doing this. And God, please let every listener buy a ticket to the world's biggest army presents the Van Buren Middle School talent show on August 13th, a Tuesday night. If I said, the number wrong. I know it's a Tuesday night and the tickets are at swag poop

dot com slash shows and it will be having Ike Ufamaru and Ivy Wolk on it and it will be so fun and have everything that everyone wants. Amen. Amen. And

it was my birthday two weeks ago. Yeah and I get I don't know if I should plug that. and oh I'll be in Boston on Friday on Saturday I'll be performing on a show and that will be on my I forget the it'll be at the Rockwell

presented by oh god no it is also a sketch show that I'm doing stand up in the middle of it well so I if you want to see me do sketches there's two opportunities or you can see other people do sketches and me do stand up and then see me do sketches on Tuesday.

Everything. Everything works out. Everything's because of God and we're all holy through him. And I'm happy. I'm horny for Cameron. What's your favorite experiment? This one's actually kind of

liquid nitrogen ice cream much. That's cool. That's more of a recipe. Yeah, that's a recipe. What's the difference? Tell me what the difference is between a recipe and the result of a recipe. You can eat the result of a recipe. result of an experiment. You don't work?

We're picking a dividing line here. You think you don't eat the mice when you're done with them and they have the ear on them? No. An experiment can become a recipe. But the first time you do it, it's an experiment. What Adam Ragusea does is scientific. Yeah. That doesn't make it an experiment.

Well, he literally experiments with different type temperatures of meat and the way that different ground beef gets cooked in the myelard reaction. Most chefs are recipe hogs. People experiment with having sex with people of different genders. That doesn't make it an experiment. That is literally an experiment. People say, I'm experimenting. Yeah, but they just say that.

Why? Where's the method? The method is, I'd like to see the hypothesis. The hypothesis is, does that feel good in my butt? Look up the scientific method. Does that feel good in my butt? That's the hypothesis. Will this feel good in my butt?

The scientific method. And then the hypothesis is probably. Okay, here. Here. Hmm, am I gay? That's the question. The observation is, uh, I seem to. gay, I dress gay, and I listen to gay music. Okay, so the question is, am I gay? Hypothesis. I am gay. Okay, experiment.

Conclusion. I'm not gay. Result. Ow.