Podcast About List - Ep. 306 - JOE BOX II: 2 JOE 2 BOX

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

After the resounding success of JOE BOX during our 300th episode special, the hour that many are calling "The only good one our of the 12 hour episode" is BACK! But now, it is a standalone episode and we know the rules. Will Patrick defend his title? Or will another one beat him so badly he gets mad at us? FIND OUT IN JOE BOX II: 2 JOE 2 BOX!!! Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Ladies and gentlemen. Yes. Wait, sorry. You can start it.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Hey. All right. We're all going to settle down on this end of the table of the room. Hello everyone. Hello.

And welcome to episode two of Joe Box. Did you have a theme song prep? We can add that later. What would if we got? That came to, that happened to soon. I touched this mic cord, and I thought I did it somehow. If you could pick one licensed song to make as the Joe Box theme song, what would it be? I would probably say, that's pretty good.

I would just probably take another theme song. It's licensed. I would take Wheel of Fortune. How does that one go? Wheel of Fortune. Wait, that lined up. These are the five-finger songs, though. Fourchan.

Okay. Wheel of Fourchan. Do you have one more beat that he could freestyle a little bit of a Joe Box intro? That's not a beat. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. To Joe Box. Joe Box.

Joe Box. Joe Box. Joe Box. I hear Joe Box. Episode two. Two Joe. Two Box. Two Joe, two box.

I'm a chance about this. That's what we're calling it. To Joe. Two Box. Welcome to Joe Box, too, guys. I kind of, I'm going to say I called my shot in Joe Box episode one. Everybody, can I just say Joe Box, everybody, loved it the first time. It was one of the highlights.

I saw people timestamping it in the 12-hour episode saying, the Joe Box button and time. That's massive. And you know what? I think I got to give a shout out to all the fans of Joe Box. That's, you know, I'll, yeah, I'll accept that shout out. There's a lot of them out there.

Yeah, there is, Joe Box episode one was a real labor of love, doing it for the love of the game. You guys didn't even want Joe Box. Now, hold on. That's not true. That is not true. You guys were trying to prank me.

We thought that it would be funny. This is in the past. Patrick's already tapping out that's got to be negative points the game has not started yet oh fuck well in Caleb box that would be way negative points

he's grabbing he's grabbing his coffee okay that's fine I have a tiny bit of mountain deuce we're not gonna cut that no we're not cutting that we're not cutting anything to that but the point was

the point is we that was a very early idea for Joe Box and it was just because you were so excited about it it's like when people are like oh Jurassic Park 3 was supposed to have animal human hybrids in it

Exactly. It didn't even make it past pencil line drawings. We were in the early storyboarding phase of Joe Box and we thought, oh, it would be funny to prank Joe. But then guess what, Joe, we weren't funny enough to come up with anything to make you say. So it actually was never really going to, it was never going to happen. We didn't have the skill to make it happen. Development hell.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Sure. And what's funnier than me asking questions. Exactly. That's what we decided eventually was that you were going to extemporaneously come up with stuff way better than anything we could write. Um, but nonetheless, shout out to the Joe box, to the Joe heads, for the boxers.

Yeah. Um, I think that I, I, I, I reviewed the tape. I watched over Joe Box episode one. Wow. I looked over the PowerPoint and I tried to figure out what made Joe Box tick. Okay. And where we can improve upon Joe Box. Wow.

Okay. So I hope that you guys see that Joe Box is ever evolving. Early on, I'm going to give you bonus points that we're seeing sprinkle right off the thing. You don't get, you don't get to give up the point. Well, I'm going to get some points, too. It's okay. I'll take points from you guys. It won't.

We'll give Joe some points. Oh, so we get points now. Well, so, let's get into Joe Box. Yeah, let's go. Let's fly into it. Fly into it. Joe Box, episode two. Yeah, we are seeing Sprinkle right away.

Is the thing up? It's up for us. You see it. Amazing, cool. Joe Box episode two, welcome. Um, let's, uh, let's go through some rules. Uh, if we remember from that, uh, whoa, I forgot about that. That's a rotating.

All right, a lot of rotations. Pretty badass. Yeah. That's too many spins. Yeah, that was what was that for? I didn't do that. I only did one. That's a lie.

Okay. Well, it's on, that's on, that's the fifth spin right there. Um, the rules of Joe box. Just like last time, there are three rounds. The best answer, you get two beans. The okay answer gets one bean, the medium answer. And then the worst answer gets no beans. Okay.

The winner is the person with the most beans. The next one, some beans have special quality. How do we decide that? Wasn't that from the first one to? Yeah, that was the first. That was the thing that didn't make sense. So there was some copy and pasting. And again, I told you guys, I finished this pretty recently.

So we can just blow past that for right now. Okay. But our beans do have special. I want special quality today. Oh, yeah, they do have a smell. Well, so we'll get into that. What was the original idea for the beans having special qualities? I was thinking of Survivor and thinking of like, you know, how different immunity idols have different special powers.

One you can play, one you can play even into the final four. But how would that work with just the beans that we get? Well, so. There's now a, I mean, it's just a number of the end. We're already on the final four. Well, so let's go through. Well, I wasn't saying it's not going to be a direct rip from Survivor, but you'd be able to play them, if you win a special bean, you'd be able to play it. But I'm glad you guys are asking

this. Can we blow through the criteria? Accuracy, respect, and hilarity. I removed to don't get political. Okay. Whoa. Wait. Because that, because the judgment, the judge calls on that were not, I felt they weren't fair. I, I realized there was a little bit of, there's a little, a bit of foul play on my end. I was not following the criteria. And this close to election. Um, exactly. election. Wow. Election seats into our life every day. So let's go to the next slide, the beans and what they mean.

This is really, I was, see, I saw the beans have criteria and I was really trying to crack it. I put some thought into it. And then I realized that I had to make new slides and I couldn't just reuse the same ones from the last time. I see. So, I mean, yeah, you can see for silver beans I was thinking you could maybe. Silver beans. It would be a deduction from another player's cup. Okay.

So you could play the silver bean, you lose one point, but someone loses two. And you could get a silver beam by answering a question by saying silver bean. And so there'd be specific questions that would be for these special beans. I understand that you, I understand. It'd be like the daily double. It would show up. It would be like a daily double. It's like the daily bean.

I would say that is a perfect, that is a perfect parallel, Patrick. Okay. If we had started the game, I would have given you a bean. Favoritism starting right now. Patrick, returning champ. I'm out. He's not, no, he's not the champ. So I see you have gold bean.

and jelly bean here that have nothing. So here's the real thing. So you're just showing right now. You're just showing Joe Box concept art, basically. Well, I started thinking about this, and then I figure what better thing to do than to add a new round. Oh.

One bean per question. Best answer gets the bean. Let's go to the next slide. It's the bean round. Okay. This is how we're starting? Yeah, I mean, I'll wait for Cameron to get back. I don't know what he used to.

Cameron, we're starting with the bean round, which is one bean per round. Do we need our paper? No. He will tell you, he will tell you when you need paper. I will tell you when paper is needed. I can't believe you just pulled that. You're lucky there's no points right now. So.

There's a little bit of a fiasco in me. I forgot the beans. Yeah, I noticed that. I forgot the beans at home. And therefore, the ones that, the ones that, I painted gold and silver. I'll say you actually painted it. So, and I thought jelly beans would be here.

No, we threw those out. Yeah, so I kind of fucked up on the bean front. That's okay. That's okay. But again, looking forward to episode three. You can just eat those silver and gold beans when you get home. Yeah, exactly. I'll cook them up. The paint will wash right off.

Yeah. In the boiling water. And then I drink the water. Gold and silver water. Gold and silver water. This is not respectful. Special property. own body you're breaking

I'm taking away the points they can't give you okay I have zero points um so in in in lieu of beans we are going to be using I can't see it we're going to be using like a burger thing that looks like a little bugger we're going to be using

tea jasmine pearl tea it smells pearl good it does smell good I really do I wish I brought the beans because I would just want to I want to and how expensive was this 10 this was a $23 $2? I don't I only realized it once I'd put you at the checkout.

That's crazy. We'll reimburse you for the T. Yeah, I got you. Massive. That's huge. But I get to keep whatever's left. Well, I was thinking we could kind of use them as the Joe Box. Beans.

Whatever. Okay. That's fine, too. Permanently. If I'm getting paid for them, I don't care. Okay. Huge. Okay, so let's start the actual game of Joe Box.

Let's start. The first round is, what is the incredible power of the silver beam? and oh and just no wait what i don't get this this you are trying to give you are it's whoever has the best idea for what the so you already said what it does well that was an idea that's not the so this isn't you're not giving the correct answer no this is you guys are coming up with what the super beans power should be i got it i'm judging based off of what i think would affect gameplay in the most interesting way you become covered in metal and you're harder to knock over i got it that's actually pretty good and I might want to

no I'll still say mine you get to swap cups with somebody whoa for only silver bowls I'm sorry bowls are cups containers it could be the platinum bean why don't we have boxes

oh that's a great episode three episode three episode three and Patrick what's your idea three points Okay, so Cameron's, you turn into metal and you're harder to knock over. Yeah, your skin gets covered in metal, yeah. Caleb, you get to switch cups, which is very interesting, but I fear very overpowered.

Well, yeah. It's literally silver. You know what? Don't tell me. No. I think three points. The favoritism is crazy. We need a new host.

I think three points is a... You find another Joe. I can't. Patrick, three points. That's just, think about how much chaos. I agree. I literally saw him laugh so hard to cry at my answer.

But how do I apply the answer to the That's for you to fucking figure out. But this is a special round where I'm trying to... Oh, there's different criteria. No hilarity. I don't see a problem with anything right now. Yes.

Okay, let's move on to the next round. To the next slide. What is the massive power of the golden team? No, four points. Four, but you'd be four points, Joe. Five points. I got it. You shuffle the cups blindly.

It's worth real money. You get to silence the other players. For one round? That's pretty good, actually. That's a great good. That's really good. He wins. Oh, my God.

Okay. You get to, okay. Yeah, I'm giving it to Patrick again. Oh, man. I might have given it to you, but you kind of retread on Patrick's territory. Pat, you should be a game designer. Maybe. Maybe I was in my past life.

Okay. And then the last part of the bean round. What is the power of the jelly bean? You get to eat it. You get to eat it at the end. That's retrading. That's retrading. 100%.

You get to re-give an answer if you didn't like it. Cameron, easy. I just liked his answer so much that I wanted to say again. And your answer has to include the color of the jelly bean. Okay. in there. That's good. Oh, that's your, that's your fourth fit for, oh, that's good.

Okay, so we're starting off. So let's go over three points for a silver bean. Okay. Gold bean, you get to silence an opponent, but you have to choose the specific opponent. Okay. And then a jelly bean. I was saying, like, everyone's silent, you're the only one that gets to say the answer.

You gave me the idea, but he perfected it. Yeah, it's what, it's what, you're giving me the seeds. You're giving me the beans, if you will. Okay. I give you the beans. And, and then finally, you get to re-give an answer. but, but it has to have the color of the jelly bean in it. That's a good idea.

Okay, fantastic. Are we going to do these? No, we don't have them. Sorry, it would be way too complicated. Yeah, that's a good point. But next time, look forward to these rules. Now that I have these rules,

I will integrate them seamlessly. I see. Next time. Into the gameplay. All right. Next week. So this is all sort of pre-box. This is pre-box.

And that's the end of pre-box. I like that. Yeah. And hey, Maybe pre-box works its way into the pre-amble. So let's get started on the traditional Joe Box game. And what better way to do that than to start with round one? Joe Box Classic.

I love Joe Box Classic. These are your normal Joe Boxes. Okay. No frills. No frills. No frills. Question number one. And let's, yeah, remember two points, one point.

Zero. Answer when you get them. There's no order for it. So get it out there. Let's do it. All right. Question number one. The animals are stalking you, and you are alone.

They charge us to kill. How do you save yourself? These are the animals? These animals? Yeah. I bonged their heads together and throw them in the river. I pretend that I'm also one of these animals and we're chasing somebody. So you'd run along with them.

Yeah, I go, who the hell we chase it? Let's bite him. I climb a tree. I get the higher ground because foxes cannot. get up that high. Okay, so I'm not a scientist. I didn't know that. And I have a...

and I throw a rocket them from the top of the tree and I crush their skull. I'm going to say that's a little bit of a retry on camera. I'm going to give Caleb two. I'm going to give Cameron one. Okay.

Early tie with Patrick. Early three-way tie. Let's just call it. We're back to zero. No, man. I'm not... I would rather get last place. Okay, next question.

a lawyer's defense that's so crazy it just might work your honor he was asleep the whole time whoa your honor i am the judge your honor i did the crime is he's taking it on himself like he does he's saving that's that's probably what jesus would do and then he shows his hands my initial reaction is Caleb you just did the same answer again what did i say pretending that you're the guy that's you're interacting with That's a pretty good strategy, though, for Joe Box. So you were asleep, you did the crime. Yeah.

The defendant couldn't have done this because I did it. I'm the judge and he's free. And you're going to jail, lest you be judged. I'm giving you a little bit too much talk. Yeah, you are talking too much. I'm going to give. Talk alarm. I'm going to give Cameron the two.

I'm going to give Patrick the one. Yeah, I just want that. Mine would work. Mine would work in real life. That is true. Yours fits the, this is crazy enough that it's, just might work. You would maybe have to suffer the consequences, but it would. No, you wouldn't. You're a lawyer. You'll get out of it. Yeah. All I have to do is defend myself. Yeah. And plead. Makes it a lot

easier. That guy can just go do his thing. Why don't lawyers do that? That's such a good idea. Just take the case off of them by saying, I did it. And then you're not going to pay you yourself. And then they say he's innocent. And then you go, I didn't, are you crazy? Yeah. We had to find the real guy who did this. I was trying to get my client off. I just said that would unfortunately be perjury. Oh shit. That is the thing

that most others don't think about I'm trying to bite my hand to not give you an extra point for saying something so smart I don't want to fuck him

because he's a perjurer something so smart uh not for real guys it's going great yeah Joe Box is rolling

two questions in two questions in three questions in oh yeah now with the third question you should just read it

and he'll switch the controversial fifth head threatening to Mount Rushmore I show speed Joe Gleason hmm probably a demon would generate a lot of controversy

that's not the point it's increased attendance you wouldn't go to see Mount Rushmore if there's a demon added to it tusha I think demons pretty easily that's the only way I'm going to see Matt Rushmore

because I'm a god would probably just cause more confusion than anything. But I show speed would be interesting. They would want to see it. That would increase in attendance. Yes. I think demons, two points,

and I think I show speed is one point. All right. But his is, his would be life accurate size. On the side of all the other ones. My little head? No, I show speed right here

as like a little dot. Just his little face. Yeah. And he's like, his mouth open. He's doing one of his faces. Yeah. He's a streamer.

He's a streamer for show. I hate Mount Rushmore. No, you don't. Why? Why? Why? I don't say that. That looks like fucking dog shit.

Dude. What? Because they didn't finish the heads. Look at how much space there is between Roosevelt and Lincoln. Yeah, so they're not kissing. You want them to kiss. That shit's dumb as fuck. You're fucking dumb as F.

It is crazy back in the day when there was just like, people just did whatever they want. They do look. Also, I've never really looked at them. Washington looks like shit. Yeah. Yeah. They all look like shit, man. He really does, it's like really bad graphics on this.

Lincoln's all right. I think it's just so dumb. Lincoln looks good. Did you know, did you know that Abraham Lincoln was born when Thomas Jefferson was president? Yeah. Really?

Isn't that interesting? Yeah. Just like, oh yeah, you were alive at the beginning. It's because he was so tall. You got to stay alive forever. Man, you've been here since the beginning. You've been here since way back, eh? Okay, next question.

A toilet full of pee. What could be better? Literally anything. I'm a toilet full of poop. Toilet full of poop. Candy. Poop 2, Candy 1.

Yes. I totally full of anything else. He said poop two. Poop number two. Poop is number two. Yep. Best facts.

Thank you, Joe Box. That's one of the things that people like about Joe Box. It's not afraid to tell the truth. That's right. And I'm not afraid to reuse the same picture of a toilet full of pee. Is this your toilet?

No. This was, I looked up pee, I think. I'm a little behind the behind the box. Another segment. Behind the box.

Behind the box. Behind the box. A lot of these questions were found because I just looked through my computer to find images. Oh. So a lot of these were images I had on my computer. You had these already.

The foxes, the Mount Rushmore. The foxes I did have, the Mount Rushmore I did have. The P was already in the slideshow. The gavel I already. there are the next oh that's your desktop background the pea it's a gavel with the gavel in it

but I was trying photoshopping just all this together Mount Rush pouring a bowl of pea with a gavel maybe we can

oh my god that's like episode six but Joe Box fusions Joebox fusions yeah fusions of future past fusions of future past these are all great

ideas. And I'm going to consider them and the game makers will talk about them. That's amazing. The next one is Robert Downey Jr. is Dr. Doom. Are the Avengers doomed or will it be okay? It will be okay. What is it? I don't get the question. I think the Avengers are going to find a way to win, but I think the MCU is doomed. Cameron, that's two. That is a cultural statement for the ages. I didn't get the answer. You didn't. You said, I don't understand the question. I was just kind of crazy that you didn't understand.

Are the Avengers doomed or will it be okay? And I think that's kind of charming and I'm going to give you one for that. Oh, that's a DQ, coach. Patrick, wake up. Drink the coffee. I did. Drink it now. Is it doomed or are they okay?

Patrick, you are the Avengers doomed or will they be? No, they're doomed because no one's, no one cares anymore. Change his answer and retread on the territory. That's my point. but I don't get it. I don't get what the question is. I don't get how we can... This is probably the most straightforward question

that we've had so far. Yeah, but there's... Are the Avengers doomed? There's nothing really creative you can do with it. Oh, look at my answer. He had a good answer. He had a good answer. I'm giving...

Because of this low energy and your lack of drinking coffee, I'm giving it to Caleb. Whoa, it's basically like you used a silver bean. Bean transplant. Wow. So this is, for the fans at home, this is sort of what the gameplay

with a silver bean would look like. The movie is, We had the silver bean. We should put in like a CGI animation. Oh, wait, no, that's not what a silver bean does. No, that was what the original idea was in the slideshow. How about this? I'll throw in another bean that will have that power.

Okay, I like that power. The bronze bean. Bronze bean. Bronze bean. I get a bean for giving out the answer. No, but you do get some brownie points for having energy there. Okay, so where are brownie points stored? In the heart.

In the heart. In the stomach. All right. I add a brownie batter cookie dough bar on the way over here. Stop. Bracking. Get rid of a point. In what world is bragging not a part of the game?

It's disrespect. Okay, well, he's literally the Joe of the game and you're just the bad trick. It's disrespect. To brag about having a granola bar? No, it's a brownie battered. It was a brownie batter cookie dough bar. Inattentive. Minus points. You take a point away from you.

I'm not affecting your beans, man, but I can change your points whenever I want. And we have a point system of our own on you. I don't have one. You were the first one to create it. Such a suck of it. Let's get another question, man. Guys, the peculiar reason for the feral rock pigeons green and purple iridescent neck. It ate a bunch of fish.

I think it's so they can attract the females to do, you know what. And I'm not going to say it on Joe Bucks, but you know what. It can attract males to do, you know what. Because I think that's just as valid as saying females. Two for Patrick, one for Cameron. Okay, homophobe. No, you just retread. Bro, this is a female pigeon.

How am I supposed to? Show me the pussy then. You can see it's long nails. They're painted, too. That's a wing that's burnt right here. Yeah. That's a wing. Those are painted nails.

If they weren't, they would be white. Okay, guys, next one. Name the small one. The bird spun. Sorry, one second, the bird spun. All right. A couple more spins of the bird. This is all Julio.

No, I'm seeing it. Oh, come on, Leo. Leo, be a good, be a good van of white. name the small one Apple death death too oh

he looks really scary nothing for the other look at his eyes and mouth that could be in a creepy pasta oh wait we were supposed to name it like sprinkle you're just supposed to name it

there's not well you already said is that a real character from annoying orange yeah crab apple who's the little one crab apple wait who's the big one apple that's normal apple

knife I remember knife So who gets one point? Neither of you do. Okay, because we said the same thing, yeah. He is. You both said Apple? You both immediately said Apple, which is just one of it is.

It's not even right, though. It's small one. He's a crab apple. He's still an apple. They're in the apple family. Okay, next question, guys. This is a straight up. Smosh or Tosh.

Smosh. Tosh 2. Yes. Now, listen to this. Tash.0. It literally has zero in the name. Smosh, there's fucking two of them. You guys both said Smosh?

Yeah. That's crazy. That is crazy. Because we met Ian one time. No, it's just for me, it's just because of the vids. I don't care about clout or nothing like that. Respect. It's not that I care about clout.

It's because I, that's a point. That's got to be a point for not getting a fuck about cloud. And the only, the only reason I'm doing it is because you were making a stink about bragging and then you immediately did a brag. That's true. Wow. So that's just, that's just a judgment call that I made. I never, guys, I never watched a single Tosh.

Well, really? I watched a lot of Smosh. I never, was on TV forever. My friend told me about Tosh and I didn't understand. Tosh was on some legendary shit back in this. I believe it. I believe I would have to be honest. I have to come from my honesty. Yeah. That's okay. I respect it. I'm a smash it. And that is the end of the first round, guys. Get the button.

All right. So that was classic. So I have a feeling that things are about to change for the better. Things are about to get pretty fun. The next round, guys, is the drawing round. Yes. Oh, my God. Please pick up your papers. um am i going to be i like this is a screenshot so i would like to bring this up early joe yes these two are quite what you would call doodlers me not so much i'm more of a when i am bored i think of music in my mind so what can i do to handicap myself i will say well one no no previous drawing experience is required okay well thank you what are the criteria for the drawings so are is it the same as the others if you can see the slide it says there's 15

seconds per round. And it's going on the same criteria. I'm looking at what's funny. I'm looking at what's accurate. And I'm looking at what's respectful. Respectful. Okay. A crude drawing, think about South Park has been on the air for hell.

I don't like thinking about that. 20 seasons. And that's a crude drawing. In more ways than one. But it's popular. But it's popular. It is popular. I have a question.

Yes. Will it affect our points? if we do hamburger versus hot dog no do whatever you do but you will be on a strict timer yeah so don't change your mind in the middle so just commit okay when you do the timer

can you hold it up to the microphone so everyone can hear it go off yes um the first and get pencils ready as soon as the prompt hits the screen hit it okay okay the first drawing is draw Joe

for the listeners at home i am joe they're drawing me um we're going to see whose drawing is the best there are three seconds left two one my pencil is down all right all right let's go through them will you hold them up to a camera let's go what's our order i'll go first i'll hold it up to the middle camera okay it's a pretty big nose and I would say hair is kind of crazy I understand 15 seconds maybe too little that is not a big nose this is sleepy Joe okay that's a type of hat you look that's a toad I'm gonna I'm a little to the side camera

because it's closer to me. Oh, wow. This is my quick Joe. Oh, my God. With his microphone and headphones and his little suit lapel. I'm a little worried now for the drawing round

because Cameron, that is a motherfucking home run. It looks like shit. Mine is this ass. Mine is so much better with the nose is accurate. I didn't know what the prompt was going to be.

Yeah. Before the game started, I drew this. Yeah, Joe with boobs on it. Joe boobs. This is Joe. That doesn't count. That's pre-game.

It's pre-game, but I just wanted to say that I was thinking I was thinking about Joe the whole time. Can I say, I'd like Pat to get a bean for that because I don't even feel threatened. That's also a brag. Yeah. Can I see both of yours again? Who's? This is sleeping drill. You already got two.

Joe, I'm giving Caleb one because that's a little. little closer. And I really am sorry about the nose. I didn't mean to draw the nose like that. That's just how I learned to draw noses. It's okay. I forgive you. All right. The next one is, oh shit. You can wait. You can start when the prompt is fully red. Okay. Okay. So let's go to the next one. You're on death row. The new protocol is that you draw your last meal instead of saying it and you only have 15 seconds. Your 15 seconds starts now. typically, I guess, when people die, they are given one final meal, whether it's a cheeseburger or a steak dinner or lobster. Lobster was actually served to prisoners back in the day because

it was considered a bug. It was a sea bug. That's your time. Let's go reverse order, or Cameron first. A lobster with an ice cream cone. Okay, that looks like a... I drew an ice cream cone. I had some more time and he started saying lobster. So I added a lobster. That's interesting. That's quick reaction. time. Patrick, will you hold it up to that one again? This is a Thanksgiving turkey with a file inside of it and a gun.

Oh, yeah. I see it. I see the vision. I don't want to. Show mine now. Show yours. I don't want to. Show it. You don't want to not show it. You don't want to not show it in Joe Box. We haven't gotten into it. I'm going to cry. Show it. Show it. It's a plate with milk on. That's pretty sweet, man. I like that one. That's cute.

sad that I drew that. And I would, I'm going to, again, if we're looking at the criteria, I'm going to say that that's one, you're crying. That's cute. It's adorable. It sucks. No, it's good. That feels, that feels like a prisoner who's so stilted and stunted that he's reverting

back to his childhood. He's a psychotic. Why did I draw milk on a plate? Oh, that's adorable, man. Why am I so stupid? A bottle of milk on a plate It's a garden It's a guy who's being put to death

And you get one thing And it's that drawing I got scared I couldn't think I was going to draw spaghetti But I thought it'd be too many wines And then you have to Then you're about to drink a big

quart of milk I guess so Why did I draw that? That would be so sad if that was my last meal. That's so funny. Patrick, two beans for you. That was very creative. Can I see the gun?

Caleb, one for you. Thank you. Oh my God, thank you. That was great. That round is what Joe Buck is all about. Drawing. Next round. What draw box?

Oh, draw box. Fuck. I'll draw a box right now. I'm starting to think that we should have been involved in the writing process because we've been coming up with so many good names. That would have spoiled all the questions. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Don't listen to him.

I want to draw. I'm furious. I'm sorry. I'm so nervous. I'm almost shaking. Next round. Draw a little friend. So friends are people that you spend a lot of time with.

And if you guys don't have friends, don't worry. There are people who are just like you who are out there. Beginning of college, I didn't have any friends. I went to Panera Bread every day. Okay. Let's go Patrick first. Sprinkle. Fuck.

Fucking A-Vat. Wow. That's great. Sprinkled for the people who haven't seen Joe Box number one. Who hasn't seen Joe Box number one? Everyone's seen Joe Box number one. Everyone's seen that.

I don't know. Who's next? What's his name? He has like a pig face. I didn't name him. He's for you to name. He's your friend. Will you move it over this way a little bit?

Diabolico. what are you doing sorry you're giving him great points are you going with diabolico i'll go with diabolico if you said it's a great name great points i'll do it that's a good read that's a good read on the judge man let me see i drew a drew jo again because he's my friend um you're calling him little well but it's a little version of you um of course you're big i think if you could go back and remember that that round i didn't love the drawing and i still got one bean though you got a bean but that's because Patrick kind of flopped on his first drawing. All right.

Well. So that is a two for die. And you also completely gave Cameron the two points for Diabolico. I should get one point for Diabolico if you ask me. And also it's a perfect name. It's a perfect name. Patrick, you get one. Sprinkle.

There's no handouts in Joe Box. Okay, yeah. Unless I want to. Sorry. Next round, this one's fun. Okay. We'll be the judge of that. Draw Caleb.

Oh. that's pretty good and for the listeners at home i drew Caleb that picture is a drawing that i did and it was actually a tracing from my phone um i turned the brightness up and my hand was shaking a lot it was wobbly that's your time Caleb Caleb you foosh that's how i think my ears look in my in real life um insight into your brunt into your what your brand my bra into your awesome bra your awesome brain i drew cartoon caleb i can't it's pretty easy to draw you could have probably used a sprinkle that's a circle let's see you Cameron this one's kind of anime oh come on that's really good don't you look cute i do look really cute um yeah that's a home run

that's two for Cameron i made your head tell you that's yours i did it for you incredibly vulnerable what your answer i have big ears I've never noticed that. Show me your ears. What's my ear? No. I have big ears. No, man.

Come on. My grandpa is really big ears. Old people get big ears when they get old. Why is that? I think if you had hair, I would never even think. Does the rest of their head shrink? No, it's gravity. I have small ears.

I do too. I have incredible small ears. You have box ears. Your ears are literally box. shape. There's, like, how small these are. That my, my, do you guys is lobes connect or not connect? My ear is this big. Mine do not connect. Mine do not connect. I mean, they connect at some point, but not. Like a straight line. Do you have a lobe? I have a lobe. I have a lobe.

This is the size of my ear. That's crazy. That's small. That's pretty small. I'm trying to hold back giving you a point for that. For having small ears. Yeah. Next round. That's favoritism for sure. Did you do points on that? Yes. That was two for camera. Oh, yeah. One for you. Yeah. I'm losing. um fucking pick your shit up turn up man um next round care because i won the first one draw the most powerful wizard oh shit oh fuck i can't start the timer 11 seconds um guys wizards are kind of sorcerers mages um i've never encountered one in the real in the real in the real but if i do i forgot I wish I made mine more powerful

So this is my wizard His name is Grendel the evil It looks like a mushroom And he has no body because he is only His ethereal form And these are two lightning bolts that he is shooting into this guy To kill God and he's saying fuck God

Interesting That's crazy That's like what a kid would draw and the parents would get called into school. I think I made mine too weak. This is mine. You did that in 15 seconds? He's a little weak.

He doesn't seem that powerful. You should be a comic book artist. I drew a farmer on accident. I started with the hat. I'm giving two to Cameron. I'm giving one to Caleb. What? Your does not.

Because this could also be a trident. What part of yours is a wizard? That could be a trident. I told you he has no ethereal form. That seems like an excuse. He has no ethereal form. Actually, he's purely incorporeal. You can only see his head.

That doesn't even look like a head. That drawing is... It looks like a peeping. I'm going to stay respectful. It looks like a wean. Yeah, let's be your... Next round, let's do hyper-respectful drawings. I'm done.

Okay, deal. Okay. This one, let's see it. The next round is draw Patrick. Respectful. Again, people, this was a picture that I saw. I had a Patrick on my phone. I traced it.

Um, didn't do a great job on this one. But maybe our friends here at podcast about list will do, oh, fuck, power move. Cameron threw down the pen. Minimalist. Let's see it. Yep. That's easy. Mine is pretty similar, I would say.

Mine looks like this. Okay, he stole my thing about being vulnerable. No. Yep. What do you mean? Patrick, are you being vulnerable here? No. He drew himself giant.

fat. He's not fat. You're not fat, dude. That's just how I look. No, again, he stole my thing. Mine is pretty good. I'm going to give two to Caleb because there's some emotion there. That's a good drawing. That's how his eyes look. I'm reading some emotion there.

They're giantly wide, a thousand yards stare. Yeah, see, I think that that is and I'm almost not giving you the full tube because I also know what you're capable of in 15 seconds. I was trying to capture the essence and as minimal, simplistic, and respectful fashion. But I really, so I think you had a better drawing of Patrick at the end of this round.

But the pencil throwdown, that was a cool move. I thought that that would get me points if I did that. So I did that. That's a brag. I was going to draw more stuff. Bragging's not in the rules. Yeah, but we said. You were the one who were helped by a brag.

What brag helped me. Patrick was the only one whose points changed based on brag. I don't remember you ever bragging my entire life. that's a brag that's a that's a complete brag okay well then I've definitely bragged and I have flaws

that's a brag let's move on no more bragging guys okay the good news is we have plenty of Jasmine pearls okay still to give out

a couple of cups of tea guys draw a throbbing cock and balls this one should be easy for the doodlers you're probably

doodling in this anyway super bad there's the whole scene about it there we go let's see it mine is throbbing so hard it's got veins all over yeah that's I can see the throb and I can see the balls

that's a good looking can we do this on YouTube no okay that's okay you're going to be censored we'll censor these okay mine I did a bit of a mushroom oh coming style

yeah there's a there's a there's a serious little bit of an upwards mushroom style that does read as throbbing thank you mine it's a cold day so the balls are all tight up and it you also

can I see yours Patrick will you all three hold it up I want to see them all we also went upwards I wonder what that says about our wieners no don't put the next there's a clear blur that's interesting

and now how similar would you guys say this is to your own far away I would say 40% accurate mine doesn't have

as many veins yeah mine isn't that very vainy yeah you guys all went veins I mean I would assume all of them veins mean throb all of them have veins

in them I would hope so not not mine not of the varicose is a veinless one mine doesn't get hard um mine is like an the balls are accurate though to years yeah yeah yeah on a warm day that's what my balls

really that's them drooping Cameron i'm giving you too because you really hit the throb hard um and now that i got the points i can say i drew the balls by like that by accident okay points are the pearls are i can't take them back yeah um keep mine up for a second while we yeah can i see yours deliberate I think Caleb with the lilt, that puts you over the edge. That's amazing. I like your vein. Thank you.

I like your vein. Thanks. Okay. Next round, and I think you guys can see this one coming. Okay. Draw camera. That's your drawing of me? I actually took this picture two days ago.

I mean, I traced a picture that I took two days ago, but I would say my tracing skills are not too bad Cameron's doing an interesting strategy that's it Cameron show me you this is me in the middle of the night last night

that's creative that's creative it's creative this is Cameron in 2020 that's good that's good little hitman I can recognize that what is that bro

this is wait let's see it I don't know what I'm doing with a pencil And I'm not that fast Will you show it to me? It's not bad I'm aiming to to Patrick What is going on here?

I aimed for too much detail I see I thought that was like a No, you're like I thought that was a snow miser kind of I also gave you a real Chad jaw you're real i'm giving two to patrick i kind of i'm going to give one to caleb i think yes you didn't want to draw yourself and that's okay i wanted to be clever it was clever but there's no there's no points for cleverness in this game but don't worry cameron this this round is

basically this next one is pretty much exactly for you okay as a clever as the most clever one um no just as the person this feels like the next one's in your real house i don't you're going to jinx me by saying something like that guys draw the coolest sword right to work this was the prompt that was our audition for chocolate cake city my god that's true I forgot about that guys don't look up that name let's see it whoa well sort of a that's bad ass that's like Middle Eastern. Mine sucked so bad that I don't even want to show it.

So you're going to forfeit it? Mine was cursed. I don't give a fuck. I mean, that's fucking home run, man. That's cool as fuck. You're just kind of giving some sickle.

I like Caleb's the best. I looked at the penis and drew the exact same thing. You guys didn't notice it as cum coming out of the top of it? I thought that was sharpness. Yeah, I also thought that I could sell it as sharpness because I really thought someone was going to call me out on it, but it's the exact same.

I said that I liked it before I even knew it was a penis. When I was doing it, I was expecting. What did you draw? It's over there. Will you describe it? I'm going to pick it up. What if you won this one? I think it's worth it.

Let's see. Let's find out. I didn't win. No, mine looks like fucking shit. Dude, this is so badass, Pat. No, it's bad. No, this is regular bad. This is really good, Pat.

Can I see it? I can't see it still. It's not good. I'm the judge and I can't see it. It doesn't look powerful. I'm giving two to... My drawings all suck. Honestly, I'm going to give two to Caleb.

I'm going to give one to Cameron. There's some creativity there to drawing the penis. What was that? Why was that so loud? Was that all your paper? That was all my paper. Oh, wait, the drawing round's done. I was like, no.

End of drawing round, guys. Okay. Good job. Another round, down. I think I cheesed my way through that round. I'm going to be honest. I think you did a pretty good job. I made up for my lack of ability. But there were a few rounds in the last one. Do any of you recall what the rounds were? I don't know.

Last in the first game. I remember we did a politics one, even though you said don't get political. Yeah. I remember we did culture. We did the ones where we talked about our own tweets. We did that one, yeah. And no, it was the third one. Lightning.

Lightning. which then became sprinkle. Sprinkle. Sprinkle round. Next slide. Next slide. Next slide. Sprinkle.

Sprinkle. Yay! That's one for Caleb. We miss sprinkle. I said it first, but it was quiet because I'm respectful. I also said it quiet. I was being respectful of his presence by celebrating him.

Next slide. Nothing. Next slide. Sprinkle. Yeah. Sprinkle. Yes. Yes.

Okay, Caleb, that's what you learned your lesson from last time, man. Next one. Oh, my God. Sprinkle. He's back. Okay, don't say next to I want him to stay on the screen. Where are you going? He has to pee during the sprinkle round.

Are you kidding me? Wow. During the sprinkle round, I mean, I have to, I have to vomit and I'm not even getting up. I'm kind of at a loss for words. Me too. Two. Getting up to P. During Sprinkle. See, in my head, I was thinking before the game that Patrick was going to be a hard champion to contest with. You were thinking that.

Because he did such a great job before. Yeah, I remember. And it seems like he's kind of being selective into what rounds to give his energy to. Maybe he wants to give us a chance. Maybe. It feels like, I'm not sure. I don't know the exact bean count. But it feels like he's pretty far behind.

Yeah. I don't know that I've given him a whole lot of beans. Maybe he's secretly addicted to drugs. And he's going in to do drugs. He's going to come out and he's going to go wha! And get all energetic. He's the one who created the sprinkle round. Yeah, he did.

I thought Joe created it. Well, he made it the sprinkle round. He created a sprinkle. That's true, yeah. I would argue that Sprinkle created the Sprinkle round himself. By his presence. What were the other one? J.B.

And some other one, I would think the other names for Sprinkle. If his name was J.B. His name, who said J.B? You did. Whoa. Cool. you said something Smiley or something

Remus Remus? Did you say Remus? That does sound right. I think he said Remus. Remus is a good name. It was a Harry Potter name. Remus is a strong name. Patrick, that was crazy. What was crazy?

Going P? The disrespect to sprinkle. I'm not going to win one. Whoa. And I'm not having a good day. I'm sorry. I don't care. You don't care about Sprinkle?

I don't care about anything. and if I died today, I think that'd be actually good. You're going to say that looking right at Sprinkle? I think that this is just making me feel worse. Sprint, oh. Looking at Sprinkle

because he's so happy and it makes me think that I'm a terrible person. You just gave him a bean for that? Three beans. He made all that shit off. He's going to Six Flags today. I'm not going to Six Flags today.

If anything, I'm going to hell. I think every single turn that I make today is sending me straight to hell. No. I think if I got hit by that bus outside, it would improve my day. Don't give him another bean for the... He already got beans. He's given three beans. He keeps going.

What's going on, man? He woke up. That was the beginning of the problems. Let's move on to the next one. Huh? Wait, ready? Sprinkle! Yes!

Okay, I'm gonna, I gave you three beans, so that's a bean for Patrick. Okay. Yay, he's feeding! Sprinkle spun. Okay, all right, stat padding a little bit. I gave him a bean. Next. Look at the key!

But I wonder what it unlocks. And whose key is it? Sprinkles. Sprinkles key! Okay, well, good job. Oh, it is Sprinkles key. I was right. He's got the key.

Where does the key go? To the door. Sprinkles's door. Oh, he's spinning around. The door. I guessed it. You guessed the door. This is easily going into Sprinkles's foyer.

Great thinking, Cameron. I bet that Sprinkles is going to go to. Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, not next slide. What does it go to? The door? Yeah, what does it open into? Sprinkles's house. The foyer.

The foyer. The bathroom because he's going to jack off. Let's go to the next slide. aspect of springtopia i want to move there welcome to spanktopia holy crap it looks so blue oh i thought you're about to jump into the tv to go to springtopia no don't go man we need you be here welcome to springtopia guys wow it looks so beautiful and you can really see the sprinkle uh that sprinkle designed it sprinkle designed it but do you know what's so great about sprinkled he's the mayor of spanktopia no it's not he's the creator and then the leader

No hatred. Go to the next one. It's all full of his friends. The Sprinkle family. It's not just Sprinkle, man. Wow. It's Spronkel, Demon, Mr. Smiley, Frowny, and Surpriseo.

No. It's Barney, Checker, Threckle, monkey, and mouthy. That's one? Yeah. Okay, that's Dr. Leibowitz. that's the pencil man that's

ha ha that's hoo-hoo and that's ooh I'll give you one not as exciting and it doesn't have to be exciting they're real people what are we trying to be excited about

all the buildings have lights on them because it's spring fest let's go to the next thing a world full of sprinkles a world full of sprinkles A world for the sprinkles. Next slide.

What could possibly go wrong? Nothing. Because it's Springfest, but there, and it's Springfest and part of Springfest is drills. I bet there's high tolls to get into Springtopia. My guess is that a terrorist attack happens. There are terrorist attack drills, is what I was saying. Guys, you're shredding on some current events that are a little.

Terrorism? Terrorism? I'm going to give one to Cammer. weren't about the tolls. Was there a terrorist attack? There's a terrorist attack in Sprintopia. In Sprinktopia. I'm not going to get political.

Thank you, Joe. Guys, what is the Sprinktopia town motto? Let's all be friends with each other at once. The motto is Hey, Sprinkle. Hell yeah, fucking right. What did you say? Let's all be friends with each other at once.

Or no, sorry, Yolo. That's great. That's Patrick. Okay. And if you remember, this is, uh, the sprinkle rounds are one. It's a speed. Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's one to the best. Yeah. Um, guys, what is the best gamer dis? Yo, you're sprinkling like a bitch. You smell like the bottom of my pants, bitch. I'm gonna fuck your controller. What did you say, Patrick? You're sprinkling like a bitch.

What did you say? I said you smell like the bottom of my pants, bitch. And I said something about effing of the controller. I think I'm sorry, guys. I'm giving it to Patrick again. Why are you sorry? Because he's away from behind. Behind.

Guys, uh, rejoice. Okay. He won the trophy. What is it for? Sprinkling. Best smile. Golden. Sprinkling.

Sprinkling. best smile golden sprinkling yes oh pierce is slowly approaching the office uh oh oh my god wait he didn't come in though he just walked by I saw him

he didn't respond on my text time to go out there we should confront him that should be one of the who's the best in confronting pierce I forgive him okay next slide no Oh, wipe those tears away.

It's going to be a great day. You're going to have a great time. There's nothing to be afraid of. Everyone feels a little bad sometimes, but the important thing is we pick ourselves back up. We can't have a sunny day without a little rain. He's cutting an onion for the big dinner. He caught at mid-bean.

Invalidated. Invalidating poor sprinkle. He's having a bad day. No, he's having a good day because we're making a big sprinkle zania. Oh, my God. out of my bowl what is that leave it in my ball

and give him one out of my bowl yeah yeah I was fast why is he bullying you because I was getting I was respectful that's a reasonable challenge

it's okay that he made a challenge it was in my bowl I was wrong to take it away but Patrick you did level up your answer was better all right

can I get two no not even for Sprink Zanya why is he crying but don't worry guys oh yeah sprinkle oh sprinkling no offense sprinkle but I'm gonna have to kill you

she's kissing the chef because of his apron are you looking for a third because his apron says kiss the cook new round do the same thing that's another reaction another reaction yeah whoa you are kissing the cook so good

that the spring zanya is going to be full of love sprinkle your sister is beautiful is she interested in white guys yeah there you go I prefer normal sprinkle well let's see what happens to sprinkle oh you dog

sprinkle with your sister wait is that you greet each other in Sprintopia he's salivating at how good the Sprink Zanya he's not looking at the because that's his sister because that's his sister and she's going in to kiss it like this

you were not even being imaginative okay so we've become Patrick, in joining Cameron's lore, you have given Cameron a bean. Okay. Whoa. Not even a half of bean for me? Those don't exist.

We can't break the beans. Half of beans do exist. If we split a bean... We can do that in Joe Box 4. If we split a bean, all hell breaks loose. Okay. That's really scary. That's how they invented the atom bomb.

But everything seems to be okay in Springtopia. Yeah, everything's fine. Nothing about it's going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, what is... Name him and what is his... That is Joe Sprinkle.

I already said Joe. He's still one. No, I didn't hear. I thought he said, oh. I can't lie that that does look like a little sprinkled version of Joe. Yeah, that's Joe Sprinkle. I think we all can agree that that is Joe Sprinkle.

But I'm going to throw a curveball here. And his job is that he hosts... Do you host Sprinkle Box? This guy is... I think that's a point for Caleb. This guy is a tattoo artist because he's got face tattoos all over. Adobe Stock. He's an Adobe fan.

I think that's a... Or maybe he's a rapper named Adobe stock and he has a tatted all over his face but these are definitely tattoos i mean what else would they be that's a tough one jo it's a hard one to to parse and i'm gonna we're gonna be sitting with this guy for a little bit i'm so interesting so wait everyone say your name one more time j Cameron joe sprinkle no the name for this guy Joe Joe sprinkle I also said Joe I guess we all said we all said we all said what's his job he His job is that he's...

You guys are all agreeing on the same? No, I said tattoo artist. Oh, tattoo artist. Joe Sprinkle. Fuck. Joe Sprinkle. Okay. What's next, man?

Oh. He's a scientist. It's interesting. Or he's a water boiler. Or something. He just invented blue raspberry soda. Joe Sprinkle. Oh, he invented blue raspberry soda.

Okay. Is it okay that he's making, he's combining two things? No, it's going to explode, Joe Sprinkle. Stop. No, it's good because it's blue raspberry soda. Caleb, that was a point for you. It's okay. He has nothing to worry about.

Oh, it's bubbling over into, it's now it's purple soda. That's cotton candy on top. He's making a float. He invented a purple cloud. And it's really dangerous. Bean for he invented a purple cloud? This is a noxious gas. I'm giving a bean because he was right.

I'm right. It's purple. You can't deny this. Next one. Okay. Next one. Joe Sprinkle, you just invented the novel coronavirus. Yeah, so that's not COVID-19 because it's red.

Yeah. COVID's red. No. Yeah, it is. No, this is COVID-20. What color is COVID? It's red. It's green.

It's green with maybe little red Shrek ears on it. Oh, maybe that's what I was. I thought it was red with green ears. Blue flower, red thorns. This has got to be a new type of... Name that movie. Contagion. Contagent.

Blueflower, red thorns. Red flower. Oh, Shrek. Shrek. Contagion. I thought that's where the cure. The cure is a blue flower with red thorns. You remember that?

Is that true? No. I watched that on someone's screen on a plane. I remember that being a big thing when that first came out. was all of the funny Facebook comments who were like finally a fucking movie with where Gwyneth Poutreaulde dies.

He's like, what? Why do you hate her? Does she die in every movie? She does. She does. No, people are like, oh, she dies disgustingly in that movie. We hate her so much because she puts rocks in her ass. So, I hope she dies in this movie or whatever. People don't like her because she's rich and she has a, she has kind of a

blasé attitude. Yeah. Yeah. Was that when Contagate, that was true when contagion came out? Oh, yeah. She's always been on that tip. Doop's been around for a minute. And she's always been weird. yeah margot tenon bomb who's that that's her character in the royal tenon bomb oh shit um next slide i think i had some animations that aren't working that's okay we didn't need them it's probably just they spun around oh no oh no what happened oh oh what's happening guys it's a lab leak theory

wait a minute they're all going to turn into purples oh my god they're all going to frown what happened uh i think that we can look at history to see what happened 2020 there was a wave of lockdowns that people weren't so quick to obey Oh, nobody's Matt The Sprinkle family doesn't mask I think that some of them Some percent is not going to mask

Because they don't really understand The severity of what's going on Cameron, great, great, great political commentary Um, next one I'm so glad politics are Joe Sprinkle What are you going to do?

What are you going to do when they sprink for you? No, he became a Sprink fire. This is Morbius. You think it was Dracula, but because it's a science lab, it's more obvious. He became a spring fire, sprinkula. That's true.

Next one. Hey. Sheriff. Sprink. Next slide. Oh, my God. I hurt my throat. Springenstein!

Yo. Springsteinstein is bad ass. Springonson's monster. Yeah, that's actually. That was a close. Springsteinsin sprinkler. If someone... Cameron, that's one for you.

Come on. Springstein sprinkler. The Incredible Sprunk. Great work all around. Next slide. It's the Incredible Sprunk and Sprinkblious. And they're fighting in the middle of town square. It's Sprinkoween.

I can't even look at that, Joe. I'm going to give one to Patrick. I'm going to give one. I'm going to give one to Patrick. I just lost a bean by looking. He almost gave me a heart attack. He tried to kill me. Next one.

Yeah, this is really scary. Tell me when it's gone. It's gone. Oh, no. The Incredible Sprunk has done so much damage to the city, but he was, that he was trying to save. Yep.

Is this the town from Bob's Burgers? This is Sprintopia. This is Sprintopia after the outbreak. Oh, my God. It changed all the building style. That's so crazy. Well, the bus is still going. Oh, no.

They grew legs from the potion. Yes. Next, next one. And that's why he's sad. But he's six. They don't lick the ground, bro. That's where the dreams are. Wait, no, he's stupid.

His arms made him sexy. He became stupid. He's licking the ground. He's going to get germs. That's how they used to get around. He doesn't have legs yet because he's not sick yet. Tongues were basically cars back then. I was looking for heat back then.

That's good, too. Before the legs. I was looking for something along the lines if he's being freaky. He's being freaky. Okay. Oh, okay. He has being a little freaky. But he does look a little dull.

But these are two, these are two sprigs who are just reacting to the things that have happened. the one on the left is like I'm tired of this shit yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a point that's a point that's a point yeah

the bar's getting pretty low these days on Joe box no you can't take it's already in the bowl but I think it's getting better at every time that's clear pandering I'm not here for the pandering

or I'm not you know I don't land on either side I wish there was a pandering Kung Fu Panda style. Don't you dare put that bean in his ball. I'm not mean a panda ring. A ring of Kung Fu pandas.

Everyone is being treated with the same criteria. The sprinkle rounds are a speed round. A sprinkler round is about reactions. So let's not comment on the beans. Okay. Yeah, the beans are not. I don't even know.

My only comment is I wish there were more types. Of sprinkles? Yeah. He was going to say beans and he stopped himself. You fed him that. More points. Come on, man. What do you think I am?

You're Joe. You're Joe. Yep. I wish that Joe was a bronzed. Bronze? Yeah, I wish there was a bronze statue of Joe. We should get a big, life-sized bronze statue of you and put it in the office.

And we should praise it every day. We should bow down. That's a good idea. And we should kiss his feet. Do you guys actually think that's a good idea? I think it's a great idea. You guys all agree. Wait, no.

I agree. It's not a good idea. It shouldn't be bronze. It should be platinum. I actually agree. It should be a hologram that you can change all the skins on it. It should be made out of moon parts. And every single day there's a new type of Joe that we can look at

because it's a hologram and we can play to us up here. I should be part of Joe's family. What would be a good amount of money to pay for this statue? I wish Joe is a miracle. Over $9,000. I would put that doesn't matter to me. A millie, a millie. And it's a priceless object.

It doesn't matter what money it is. So zero. The pose is, it changes every day. It's a hologram. It's like George Washington. The pose you're in. George Washington crossing the Delaware. Yeah, that's probably the right thing.

I'm not going to give a bean for any of that. But I think... No, yeah. We didn't expect any beans. We weren't saying it for the beans. God damn it. Give me that mean, bitch. But so these guys are kind of laying low in Springtopia right now.

We know. Sorry. These are giving me incredibly. No! Oh, no! There's monsters everywhere now. They're smiling. They're smiling because everyone is, is, they've gotten,

they know that they've gotten through it. This is showing complete. respect for the players. I told you almost stopped my heart and you quadrupled it. I actually just realized something. Would it be making it feel better? It's possible for them to live in harmony. That's what I was saying.

They're smiling because they got through it. It's not because they're different. I'm giving one for being scared to Cameron. Okay. Does that make you feel less scared? Yeah. Okay. Well, so there's seriously a problem in Sprinktopia right now.

Okay. I think it's a solution. I think that. Everyone is proud of their differences. But guys, how do we save this city? We get rid of all the people. Next slide. Here's how we save this city.

Oh, okay. I'm ready to sit and listen. Yeah. There's no question mark. I want to hear what you go. Here's my answer. Joe, what do you think? There's blue, green, and yellow.

Pick one and get rid of everyone who isn't that color. Or all the sprinkles. They all come together in harmony and form a new. band that plays spring fest. So is this the current spring fest that's happening? Or is this the next spring? There's no way to save the city. But that's okay.

All civilizations have rises and falls. And soon an even better city than Sprinktopia. A new epoch begins. It's like burning down the forest to grow better trees. I would say that that's, it's not, that's not really a way to save the city. Yeah. Mine is pretty pragmatic. I'm not, I'm answering, honestly.

I'm not going to panor you and be like, oh, we can fix it all. I'm saying that they all accept their differences and form a new band with new songs from the new languages that formed once they changed. What's yours, Katie? I'm saying annihilate everybody who's not the same color as you or in sprinklers. That's a genocide. That's a genocide. No, annihilate like, like make them move to the next city. And I'm saying, it's not fucked up.

It's not fucked up. They're vampires and holes. In terms of saving Sprinktopia, I think that Patrick's is the most reasonable. Let's go to the next slide. The most reasonable one is to make vampires hang out with sprinkles. Hello. Hello. I'm Sprinkpire and I'm the incredible Sprulk.

And we're here to say that everything's fine. Okay. We've implemented Patrick's rule. Will we go to the next slide? So I don't get a bean for that story I made? Cowboys and nerds. Now this I like. You've saved the day.

Oh, come on. The Sprinktopians have become back to normal. Through music. Wait, they played Springfest, really? They played Springfest. A band that was every single one of them, like the village people? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Wow. Guys, I found a wealth of sprinkle emojis. You did. You found a lot. We had a lot of sprinkles here. I went and I found that the guy who makes them. No. And he makes a bunch of them.

Wow. What's his name? I don't know. Sprinkle Joe. If you look up happy on... What if his name was... Adobe stock? You will find...

Him. You'll find his stuff. His name's happy. He made the heart. He made all these guys. He made the vampires. I liked the heart. Did he make the girl sprinkle?

He made the girl sprinkle. He made a lot of ones with their tongues out. Yeah. I didn't like the way he made the tongues out. The tongue is like as big as the head. Is that the end? And yeah, we've reached... Count your beans.

Oh, my goodness. Give us the beans. let's see oh yeah let's clap it up yeah amazing work Joe

and Joe and Joe you have to give a speech while we count the beans so let's see did you write my full name

it's hard to see yeah they don't know the fans will know his in full name yeah you have to be docks that's a docs yeah it's a docs man

um okay we'll come get them I'll get them okay and no changing beans over can I change beans over well if Caleb oh that's that is

he didn't he didn't spill it's still tilting if Caleb had his twisted ways we would be trading bowls that would be crazy like these look like mouse poop yeah these are cool all right guys count your beans you have to make a Joe Box speech while we count so Joe Box episode two

I really we really tried I wore a different suit um I really tried factor in what felt like it worked. I really liked Sprinkle, but I didn't want to shy away from the traditional Joe box. Oh, and also, if you guys have paper, write down how many beans you have. We're going to do the reveal that way. There's a knocking. So Sprinkle, I think, was good.

I really like the drawing round. That sort of replaced the personal. But for the people at home, if you have ideas or if you have questions, Um, for how to, just questions that maybe we could throw into the Joe box game or questions that, uh, or different round ideas. Questions about Joe. Gameplay mechanics. Questions about Joe. What is your favorite part of the Joe box?

Because Joe Box is an ever evolving game. Joe Box, like the human experience, is going to change every single time that a new thing, a new one happens. Every new person, there's a new thing. Oh, I wrote my name. on my bowl. You heard on the bowl? Yeah. Okay, I'll look at the ball. Oh yeah, because you threw your papers away. So actually what you did was resourceful. I finally get to smell one. They smell like yummy tea. It smells good. My just smelled like my fingers. Oh my god, guys. I'm so, I wish we had a drum roll. Okay. So I'm going to start this off by saying,

Well, this is actually a joyous occasion. Yeah, that's right. First things first, there's a new Joe Box champion. Wow. I think that a real, a real, I would say maybe low light of the game was Patrick's speech in the middle. Yeah, I remember that. Where he was, he had to be here and how tired he was, which was was. which was then followed up by an amazing round

by an amazing sprinkle round yeah i thought that was going to give him the game yeah i was surprised i think if sprinkle rounds had traditional scoring systems it just might have yeah because i think he was pretty far back and we can if the people want to go through and count the beans as they were distributed we might have more analytics oh yeah if someone could make a graph oh my god

as many graphs as possible the more we can get into sprinkle analytics but the real key to sprinklelytics. Not sprinkletic. You just had sprinkle to any worry

he freaks out. Remember when he freaked out when you said drawbox? And you would oh, oh, that's so good.

Well, because I was up late, I was doing this thing and it's just like, it's not trying to come up with a good thing.

It's trying to come up with like just a nothing. Yeah, something to have. What do you think this is supposed to be? You know, it's just that good.

Don't downplay Joe Box. But I'm trying to, the questions were good. You know what? question. I like the one about the animals. I like, what would you do in this situation kind of questions? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree. Okay, but who...

So, Patrick had 26 beans. Okay. And if our analytics expert, our sprinkledics expert can know... I can also probably do this, but I don't want to. What the... How many beans won last time? It was 36.

I lost by 10. You won last time. Or he lost this one by 10. You don't know that yet. Oh. And with 31 beans in second place, one Caleb Pitts. Second place. Yeah, second place.

Which means that Cameron Fetter. I'm going to blur that out again. How many beans is it? 35 beans. Oh, man. I was close. Cameron Fetter walked away. I'm sure there were some clutch answers there.

I think the drawing, you really got some good shit in. Yeah. But Caleb, you were in hard blast last time, and I think that you fought valiantly. I'm on my way up. You fought through your struggles in the drawing round, and you actually want some points there. I'm glad I lost. So, ladies and gentlemen, let's congratulate. Good job.

Cameron Fedder. I have no, not a jealous bone in my body. What did you say? Not anything. And as you know, I wish that I didn't, I wish that I didn't win because, honestly, I wished that I didn't win because, I want everyone else to know how it feels to win Joe Box. That's very well. Because it feels so amazing.

And if you showed a little bit more of this love during the game, I think you might have been back on top. And I'm sorry that I honestly woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I woke up 30 minutes before this happened because I thought we were doing it at 2 and not noon. Hey, Patrick. It's okay. It's okay. It's what Joe Box is all about.

It's about a terrible night of sleep. Cameron. Oh my God. You win the box in the Joe Box. What's in the fucking box? Talk about Gwyneth Baltrow. it's a piece of goop well no the what's in the box

she's in that movie oh she's her head isn't it they don't show what's in the box it could be goop no it's her damn it is goop it is goopy in there that's where she got the name oh my god it's a muffin from next door

it's a muffin from next door this is so perfect for me because I haven't even eaten yet it's a banana walnut muffin that's probably why you were so good because you were fasted you could smell it And yeah, I think we can

And you also get to keep these Wow. What? These. The bowls? The beans that we have not, that we counted with. Wow. That's, you get the dirty beans.

Put them back in the bucket so we have them for next time. Next time. And guys, there's going to be a next time. I think that that much is clear. Guys, sound off about how much we love Joe Box. Yeah. You have to make sure, because. Because we don't want there to be another Joe Box.

I mean, the only way we'll approve it is if the audience goes crazy. Before this started, they were telling me like, you fucking think you got something with Joe Box, man. It's not true. Your names, your name's the title of it, you fuck. This is our podcast. This is Joe Box 2, man. You think there's going to be a 3? You think you could get into the roaming numerals that you don't even know?

You said roaming numerals. The roaming numerals? There are roaming numerals because the points go up. Wow. Being future beans. Stop reacting like this to really good stuff. Sprinkle. That was like a crossword clue.

Roman numerals. Come on. It's cool. You know what? You know what it was? I was so excited for Joe Box today that I couldn't sleep last night. No, you weren't. I could not sleep last night.

There's no way you can. I was so excited for Joe Box. I could not sleep. I went to bed at four. Sound off. Any parting words about Joe Box and what it means to you? It really means the world. I think that, you know, we're going to keep trying to grow the game.

We're going to keep trying to increase gameplay and we're going to try to increase strategy. Sprinkle versus. And 2025, look out for the Joe Box app. You'll be able to play Joe Box at home. And I think we may introduce a smelling salts, situation to it. That's not a bad idea. I wish I had those.

Because I think that we all need to be excited and pepped. And I think, ooh, ooh, ooh. And I think we can maybe introduce more physical challenges a lot eating and drinking. I don't like that. Joe Rades. Or not even challenges, but just like

You should become Fear Factor. It starts off. Do you guys realize that Fear Factor is just like a Hollywood stunts show? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize. When I was a kid, I thought watched it. Yeah. I watched it all the time. But you think it's scary stuff. But I didn't realize that the whole, like it's always the third round

is just them do, like you're hooked up to a crane. Yeah. This isn't, why is this the finale? And you can poop. Do the come and poop stuff. That's the crazy stuff.

Yeah, that's a tough finale though. After you jumped out of the helicopter. You're gonna make his drink cum? Do you think I could buy that? No. You have to make it at home. You can buy it.

Like animal? Yeah, you can 100% buy animal come. Is that with the idea that you're going to breed with it? They don't give a fuck. what you do with it. They don't want to know. How do they make them come? It has to be for breeding.

Yeah, yeah. That's what it's for. Yeah. It seems crazy. Like in a tub. What else would it be for, man? It goes from sprinkle around. You get five points. Five beans? Just five. That's going to be 20 beans, dude.

You should just win on a man. If you drink come, you should win Joe Box instantly. I'm going to look into it. I'm going to see what it costs. Do I have a potabout list business right off if I buy it? If you buy, it depends on... No, that's coming out to your own pocket. It depends on if we use it. The cum is coming out of my own pocket.

I'm going to go into your pocket. Come on, bro. If you want to make... If you want to... I'm giving beans out in my head. If you want to buy cum, you have to... And we're going to reimburse it. You do have to let me know how expensive it is.

I can't say it. I can't spend $500 on a bottle of... Because that's how much horse cum like cost. I would imagine. It costs how much? You probably have to sort. You probably have to buy specifically $5,000. Specifically fine because all the come is going to be for like people want to breed a really strong racing horse

You have to find the shittiest come. You have to find a horse with three legs or something. I would imagine you have to get it from someone who's going to be willing to not ask why you're buying it. Yeah. Let me just buy it online. I don't think you have to go somewhere. You don't think they're going to message me and be like, what's this, what's this for? Hey man, what's this phone?

No, man. They're not of cops. No, they can't message you. It's not illegal to buy cum. No. It's encouraged. Yeah. Wait, guys, I got a text from Alex.

What do you say? I want to hang out tomorrow. That's awesome. Wow. That's a bean. I'm going to say, yep. All right. Thank you for Joe Box.

Thank you so much to Joe. Check out Home Planet and all the videos that he makes. Hey, guys, big stuff coming up. Yep, big stuff coming up. We've been dormant, but big stuff coming up. And I'm excited for Joe Box 3. Bye. The world's cold breakfast cereal granular,

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Like, cornflakes, the cornflakes guy was a compulsive mastermind. He was, he's the overseer of the asylum. Yeah, but they're all, mental health is the thing that's, the overarching thing here in cereal. It's cat food for humans. And also, have you ever had, have you ever watched one of the movies about the invention of any sort of food? It's always a scene in the boardroom and they say, you're fucking crazy. Yeah.

It'll never work. You're crazy. And back in the day, they had sanatorium. So they didn't even tell this guy who's crazy. They got him kidnapped by giant guys in white shirts. This is where they get all the cereal ideas. Yeah. They're walking and say, what would you most like to eat?

A little cookies. A million cookies. A million little cookies. Little balls of fruit. made of wheat. And it's got cavemen are going to be

on the box. Why have they not done? They went into the sanatorium and the guy was like, I want a honeycomb. They're like, oh my God, this man thinks he's a little beaver.

And he's just right. Yeah, they looked into one of the, into one of the padded cells and they just saw the, the, the, uh, what fucking see,

the honey crisp guy. Yeah. Yeah, they saw him, he was in there running around in circles. They saw like every single person, every single cereal, mascot is a person from this sanatorium, the granular

sanatorium. It's a guy who they all thought they were this. Tucan Sam would be such a good serial killer name.