Podcast About List - Ep. 308 - Top 25 Apps of 2017
Episode Date: September 25, 2024We're in love with our phones! And our phones hold all of our favorite apps!!! Here's some of our favorite apps, in order!!!!!! Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy ti...ckets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links
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Turn down the gravity and turn off the music.
Give her my peanut, make her scream
in the notion's 28 and I'm not even a teen.
We're hitting on the couch.
We have a dream movie on the Roku.
Cushions go so wet that it feels like tofu.
Hit it from warm until the atmosphere smells.
I am 12.
We know all the lyrics.
Hit it. Hit it the fucking
fucking till the cushions feel like tofu.
with love deadlock there's literally a gooby in it dude i want to play there's a goober
booger i haven't i've had too much that becomes a square boogie you're ass flying it's it's a green
gooey it's a green booge it's a green i saw the phone is about to okay press record because
this is not going to work and you're going to be embarrassed on a national stage i'm not going to be
embarrassed on the national stage.
Because look what just happened, motherfucker.
Look what just happened.
Look what just happened.
Hit record, Julio.
The dropper.
Julio record. Hit record.
Recording. Recording.
So that is the power of apps right there.
I mean, right off the bat.
That is the unbelievable power of apps.
Okay, here's the back story.
My phone's not going to fall. Caleb put his phone on the very edge of this circle.
I said, I saw a wibble man.
it's going to fall down.
And he invented a new word.
It's less than a wobble.
It's a wobble come out with a slip.
I agree with that.
I like that, actually.
And which is what I meant when I said it,
and I didn't think of that now.
And Caleb says, no, I'll bet you,
what did you say?
You didn't accept the bet so it doesn't matter.
I mean, I don't want it.
I don't want your dirty whibbling money.
Whippling is also a negative word.
Well, I said $100.
Okay, you said, I'll bet you $100.
My phone isn't going to fall.
And I, so I hit a call.
I called the phone because.
No, because we knew you're going to get calls during the episode anyway.
You could have got a text.
If you got a call or text, it would vibrate.
I was betting on not being popular.
Okay.
I'm not popular.
Nobody likes me.
It doesn't matter at all.
That doesn't matter.
Do you guys that I feel like that way?
It doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter.
And you said that I would be embarrassed on the world stage.
That's not for the world.
Exactly.
Which, you know what you said?
Keep some stuff for you.
You know, you said it's for the world.
Me getting embarrassed on the world stage.
Yes.
And right as I said that.
As you said that, guess what happened?
The phone dropped.
The phone dropped completely.
Which is why you never have a phone.
It dropped.
It whibbled off.
I'm giving you, you know what?
The whipple happened before it dripped.
I'm going to get an iPhone 4 charger.
I'm going to get my iPod touch that sits under, in a box under my bed, and I'm going to give
that to you.
And you're going to get eye-free text.
I'm going to find a phone in my house for you.
What's up?
I don't want to buy a phone.
And I don't want a new phone.
What did I, we just say they said buying?
You guys are trying to sell me crap.
We're not selling you anything.
Just like always.
This is why you're trying to sell me.
This is why you're so unpopular.
I'm giving you a broken.
I touch.
That has eight gigs.
You won't have any music.
Eight gig.
I don't keep the music downloaded on my phone.
He doesn't want it because it's already broken.
Yeah.
He doesn't get a chance to snap it in the screen.
I don't snap it.
I sit on it till it fucking breaks.
How many phones have I gave you one?
Actually,
I only gave you one phone.
I think I offered you one phone.
You didn't take it or maybe I gave it to you.
I may have given you a phone.
I think I actually did give it.
You gave it to him because mine broke.
That he, I gave him.
I think I either gave you or almost gave you one.
One of you gave me a pink phone.
That was me.
Okay.
It was a salmon phone.
I almost gave you one of the,
okay.
An S.E, I think.
Coral, actually,
but then I still have that somewhere.
Coral.
Coral.
Coral.
Coral.
I think of,
I think of coral as a blueish.
No, no, no.
No, you have no idea of anything about a reels.
Sorry, I'm not a reef.
You have no clue about a reef.
I know all about reefs.
Okay, what's it made up of?
A reef is made up of coral.
Okay, and what's coral made up of?
Pink.
Different molecules and it's a living being.
Coral in a reef is actually
A lot of it is actually no longer living
It's simply the exoskeleton
Of the polyps
Yeah, I'll give you a couple of polyps
Kevin Pollip
Kevin Pollop
When I was growing up
Why did I think that Kevin
Oh yeah
Kevin Paulop
Kevin Pollop the guy through that painter
Why did I think that Kevin Pollock was like
The most talented guy in human history when I was a kid
Because he's a comedian and actor.
Can you believe?
Was he a comedian or did he just was funny in movies?
He was a comedian.
He was a stand-up boom in the 80s.
I just want to say, stop me if someone has said this before.
Seriously, I don't want to tread over.
I'm getting ready to stop you.
Well, trotting ground.
Okay.
But how the fuck did a guy get popular just from throwing paint around?
I don't think anyone has said that shit before.
What is wrong?
Are we still talking about Kevin Pollard?
To the point where I don't even know who you're, who you're in before.
referring to. Jackson Pollop. They got all those guys on Instagram now. It's like the guys who put
like the paint buckets on the string and then they go they spin back and forth and they have a big
canvas. I mean, people are right. Those guys get so much money and they shouldn't and the money
should go to us. Because I'm a, I'm like a postmodern type of guy. I think that all art is good
is important and good. So I think that that is just as good as something like the Mona Lisa or the
Vitruvian man. What's the Vitruvian man? This guy.
that's the YMCA
no no look at look over here
pet that's the YMCA
you're doing the YMCA no think of me as
three different guys all in the same
and one of you is a
Native American one of you is a cop
and one of you is a construction worker
no it's all the same guy
and I am all those things and
and that's not what I'm acting out yes all three
of his professions okay but
that's American that's my profession
yeah why is that he was just
that was his job I think he was
not even native, too.
Oh, God.
For real?
In the, seriously, in the village people?
I think there was one, I think there was one village people guy that was in.
Also, I want to live in that village.
Yeah.
That'd be chill as fun.
I'm trying to go there.
There's one guy in the village people that wasn't gay at all.
I think it was the cop.
Because that was a real cop.
Yeah.
You guys got to cut out.
He was trying to reform it from the inside.
He was always trying to arrest them in at all times.
God damn it.
At all times, he was on stage with them.
I'm like, all right.
It's 1980s you can't be gay
Trying to arrest every single one of them
And then they started taking pictures with him
Yeah
And then he was in there
I think the lead singer of the village people
Was married to the mom from the Cosby show
There's not a lead singer in the village people
The main guy
Which which uh
Why?
The big tall black guy
I don't even know that there's a main guy in the village
You don't know anything about the village people
I know YMCA how's that gay
You're gay man
How's that gay
No
You're gay for not knowing the village people
Then sure, I'm gay.
You just fucking see it.
Perfectly.
Again, dude, please stuff like this, leave it for after the show.
We don't want to air on your personal.
Don't come out on the show.
Don't come out on the show.
Like for your own sake, we don't want this to be the discussion.
I get bullied and everyone hates me and I'm gay.
This is going to, there's going to be a parisocial thing.
You're creating a parisocial thing.
And I want more people to ask me about my life.
Warning you about, warning you specifically.
She's constantly saying.
I'm so sick of how many fans go up to Caleb
and ask for a photo.
Really?
She's sticking up for me like that?
She's crying in her TikToks.
She's a real-ass motherfucker.
Yeah.
I love Caleb.
I love him and everyone's so mean to him.
I think we dress similar.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Actually, me and Billy Eilis do dress similar.
You guys do.
Yeah.
Like thugs.
Sorry.
I'm a gangster.
So is my girl Billy.
When did she flip the switch?
I don't know.
When did she start?
dress in like... I feel like it was in the past
like year. Yeah. I guess
I don't keep up with her that much though.
I think it's... She's getting to the point.
It's going to be... She's going to be dressing like Africa
Bambata pretty soon.
That's good. Somebody's got to stop her, man.
I think it's awesome.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is cool.
It's cooler than she used
to look like a ghost. Yeah. She is not
the person that you would expect
to lead this charge. She looks like
Samuel Jackson, dude.
It's not right.
She can't be dressing like that
Like if you went back to
Yeah
Like in her glasses
Attack of the clones
Like behind the scenes footage
Defending Tarantino in an interview era
Sam Jackson
You would not you went back to bad guy
You would not expect this
No
Yeah
You wouldn't expect this at all
I was thinking that she was gonna turn into a scary
Maybe get to grow horns
Yeah
But it turns out that was Doja Cat
And she became demonic
She did become devilish
She wore
What did she wear
All types of stuff
stuff, man. She dressed up like a cat. Yeah. Yeah. That was frightening. She dressed up like a cow.
She showed up her booby. She showed up her booby. On that video. On her birthday. Her birthday. Her boobie showed up her birthday.
Really? You were at her birthday? No. Noah was? No, it was.
That's pretty cool. I didn't even know that. Noah told me he showed up her booby.
Really? Or she showed up her booby.
He looked at up her booby.
Stop.
On googie.
He looked it up on go on googie.
He looked it up on googie.
Doja show up her booby.
Googie foods?
Me look it up on googie.
Okay, get it caveman.
I'm just saying things.
If you were a pop star...
He is just saying.
Yeah, I'm just saying things, man.
Chill out.
He's just asking questions.
I guess if you are a pop star, there isn't a time
where you have to become
demonic for one year. It must be so
fucking thrilling as a pop star
to get ready to do that.
To know when you're like, okay, I've been wearing
normal clothes for my whole
career. It's time for me to do my devil
year. That's what Jojo Cwa's doing now.
It's the funniest thing. Everybody does
it. Everybody does it.
Miley had one of the... It all kind of started
with Jaja Gagado.
No, Gaga was from the beginning. She
was a boy at one point. Remember that?
BMAs. Same year as
Miley, what's good? Dude, can I just say it right now
that you basically when you said that lady gaga started this shit it's like have you never heard of
fucking david bowie true as fuck like what the motherfucker is wrong with you who's that or charlie chaplin
dude really i know chaplain chaplin had an era where he started dressing up like hitler yeah yeah
and that was kind of great dictator yeah that was his version of the who is his bowie character
bro have you even seen what's that movie a famous knife yeah okay and he lived in space he lived in
Spain.
The oddest country on Earth.
Hottest?
It could be pretty hot, but it's more odd than odd.
Yeah, because they have these kind of different languages there, Catalan.
Catalan.
What does that mean?
Well, I believe.
What is that?
It's some kind of island.
Just be all Spanish.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Do they fight over that a lot?
No, I think it's...
I don't think anything in Spain is anything.
I don't know anything about Spain.
It's like, like, Spain and, like, Italy.
or in like Portugal
they have like
in France too
those are like countries
that have like
full like knife fights over like
somebody putting like jelly
on Homona Barrico
like they just have like full
like
they have fights with each other
it's because they most of their
I think it's like most of their
you can't put grapes near that food
that's what happens
when you have a country
that's been around since like
the 1200s or whatever
it's like you got it
you got most of it over with
We're going to get there.
We're only going to be 200 years old?
How old is America?
That's up, ma'am.
We're 200 years old?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I remember is us being 200.
You remember when America turned 200?
I remember reading about this.
200.
How old is America?
20 and 48.
248.
I think by 400 or, I mean, if we're still around, we'll start having fights about jelly.
I think it's going to take, I think it takes a while.
I think that we're definitely.
And the, we're, we're, we're almost there.
But it's going to be a while.
We're not almost there.
No, we're, I'm disagreeing.
We're not almost there.
We're not almost there.
We're pretty far.
We're like less than halfway there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because we don't have any kind of stone statues or anything like that.
We haven't gotten.
We don't have stone statues.
Well, we got types of stone statues, but not like, you know, like we don't have like,
really old ones.
You know, it's like, oh, you got to go to Spain to see that big fucking Ben,
bench and Parkwell or whatever the hell that's the
you know the big I don't even know I could be in a dream world right now I don't understand
anything that's going on there's like big bench yeah I know anything that I know about
Spain I don't know about big bench but I know about Big Ben yeah and Spain they have one there
they got a Spain Big Ben really Benito Grande bit yeah well Benito so it's a little
little bin big yeah little Ben big it's not going to be the same size I guess you're
Little Ben, Big Tal.
So that makes sense.
A little Ben.
A big little Ben.
Okay.
Then I'm interested.
Yeah.
Me too.
I know that they have a,
if you throw tomatoes at the bull,
he's going to break the city.
That's what I know about Spain.
In Spain?
Yeah.
You throw tomatoes at that bull.
He's going to break something.
What do you know about Italy?
Italy.
I know that they barely have a government.
Really?
They're constantly, like, they're constantly, they elect like a new fascist over there.
Okay, I was looking for more stuff like if you throw the tomato at the bowl, he'll destroy the city.
Well, that's, they don't have Italy and Tony Hawk.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
All right.
I don't know anything.
I know that they keep, or Mussolini's daughter did Playboy.
His granddaughter or his daughter.
Okay.
My English teacher, Mr.
I should get an issue of that?
Yeah, you should ask questions about Mussolini.
See if people like him or not.
Yeah.
You should walk around doing this.
Why is that?
That's what he would do.
He did that.
That's what Mussolini.
I think you get a lot worse than that.
With the breathing part, too?
Are you breathing him to prepare for the pose?
You're doing a Stoogism.
That is not a Mussolini-ish.
Yeah, it is.
Dude, I watched the worst fucking Stooges episode when I was at home.
Oh, my God, it had me pissed off with fucking Joe Besser instead of curly.
God, he looks like me.
It was just, it was one of the worst stooges I ever saw my whole.
whole life.
People might think that I am Mussolini when I walk around.
You're going to get over there, man.
So this guy was a movie director.
Really?
I'm asking.
He directed the Joe Besser Stooges.
He did the bicycle thieves.
Yeah.
This guy, very talented.
But he got Gaddafied, right?
Stick up his ass?
No, I think they hung him.
And then put a stick in his ass.
Isn't that what they did?
I don't think anyone invented that until...
They did that to Gaddafi and then,
well, they put like knives up Gaddafi's bones.
He died on a car.
Yeah.
With the knife up his button,
Hillary was like,
let's go.
Yeah.
Let's fucking go.
He died on a car
because he wanted to make
the world rich.
What did he want to do?
He wanted to,
if I remember correctly,
he wanted to nationalize,
it was the same thing as everything
where he wanted to like make all the oil,
share the oil money with the people.
Oh.
And so they were like,
uh,
uh,
uh,
we went in there and we're like,
get back,
get back.
Put a knife in his butt.
Put that knife in his butt so it'll go on Toshpoint O.
And smell the knife.
Ew.
Smell it.
Smell the net.
Didn't they show that?
There's one guy in the video who's in the back who's like, yeah, and let's all smell the knife.
Really?
Yeah.
I believe it.
He was like, yeah, everybody, get him.
Let's fucking put the knife in his ass.
Yeah.
And then let's all smell the knife.
Yeah, it's pretty nasty.
Yeah.
I don't, the only thing.
I remember about the
Gadafi thing
was the Tash Point O thing.
I didn't know what happened on Tash Point O
did he cover it? It became a viral challenge,
Tosh Point O challenge. The Gaddafi challenge?
Yeah, you would send it was like
you would send Daniel Tasha video
of you like putting your hand
or a sword or something up your friend's butt
and then scream Gaddafi.
Oh, you would put a sword
or somebody. No, Godafi Challenge.
Pull it up. I don't want to see.
It sounds horribly violent.
It's not.
It's a video.
You're putting swords up people's butts.
Don't want to watch prank videos.
It's pranks condoned by Tosh.
You just described it.
He's your Tosh pranks.
We don't need to see it.
You already painted a beautiful picture with your words.
I did?
Yeah.
We don't need to sit here for a minute or two and go kill each other with the knives in their ass.
I didn't know people liked him.
And that's why I thought, oh, this is funny to.
Tosh.
No.
Or Gaddafi.
I didn't know people liked him.
I mean, some people did.
Was he?
Somebody likes everybody.
Was he a person?
brutal dictator, like I've been told?
I don't know.
By the American school system?
You know what?
I'm going to send you a YouTube link to a little movie.
Called Zekegeist?
Hyper normalization.
It's been a couple years since I've rewatched this movie.
I've never seen it.
It's basically about how Coca-Cola is not as good as it used to be.
It's really an amazing movie.
That's a...
From what I understand, that's most of it.
They changed the formula.
They changed the formula it used to have.
berries in it. But then something interesting happened. In 1885, they released
New Coke. Yep. With advertisements with Bill Cosby. It's not as good.
People hated it. I would like to try new Coke. I would like to try Crystal
Pepsi, but I don't... They've had that. They brought it back. I know they brought it
back, but I know they just didn't have a diet version. I'm not so much for a full sugar
soda. Yeah, me not even one. It's like a that's like a, that's like a, I think of
that as like a... Yeah, but I'm like, if you're gonna try, if something comes back and you want to
try it you wouldn't even try it i would probably rather do like 90% of illicit substances
than drink one full sugar soda that's how bad i think i wish i wish that i was like that man
that's what i'm trying i'm trying to get there i was a full soda sugar guy for a long time yeah
fucked my mouth up yeah because your flavors put my life up man
just drinking soda you're not diabetic you have a leg i see i feel like
Did they give it back?
Yeah, you feel my stump where the leg once was.
You don't have a fake leg.
I want to feel your stump.
Yeah, I bet you do.
I do.
Badly.
Get in line, sister.
How long is the line?
Long.
To touch your leg?
To touch my leg stump, yeah.
Oh, your leg stump.
Never mind.
It didn't come for free.
I've been slowly conditioning Patrick to the point where I can touch his leg and I bet you
couldn't do this.
I can touch his leg basically anywhere on his leg and he doesn't react because I touch him so much.
It's true.
It's true.
It's been really working.
Speaking of,
I told you guys
about my leg thing,
my Christmas leg.
Yeah.
What?
Oh.
I talked about the Christmas leg.
Yeah,
Christmas leg.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No Christmas story.
Not that kind of Christmas
leg.
No,
no,
no.
Not a leg lamp.
Why did that lamp
turned me on?
So fucking much.
Why did the lamp
get turned on by the dad?
Yeah.
Dude.
I'm like,
yeah.
You're right.
She mad at this.
I'm like,
I'm like, if I was in the family,
I'd be like,
uh,
mom,
are you noticing
that the leg
lamp and dad are turning each other on?
Yes.
Do you think dad's going to cheat on you with that lamp?
That's what I thought when I was a kid.
Me too.
I would have been the fucking jokester in that family.
That's got to be the worst movie of all time.
I hate that movie.
That's got to be the most horrible movie I've ever seen my entire life.
I watch it so much and I was a kid.
I watched it for the first time like a year or two ago and I could not believe my eyes.
You got to be a kid to watch it.
Even when I was a kid.
Because when you're a kid, you'll watch anything.
Yeah.
If your parents put on an hour long
video of how to mix paint in paint buckets and you watch it as a kid and you watch it again
when you're 20s you would cry he says anybody well that's like kids that are growing up now are
going to grow up and be like damn you remember all those videos of fucking bubbles we used to watch
yeah i know they're gonna love it yeah i watch them now they actually it's so it's so funny
it's so fucked up that that's how the brain works that you can trick yourself like that
this line videos when you were four years old and you grow up and you can't believe they're
going to think it's nostalgic to watch
a slimy. You know what the weird
I mean, we talked about it an
hour ago, but
the kids nowadays are seeing Freddy
Fasbear, but they're not seeing the
Chucky Cheese animatronics. Yeah.
So now they only know the animatronics is scary.
But when we were grown up, they were
fun. People don't even
people, I bet that kids
nowadays, they grow up, they take, I'm
trying to think of other examples. The first one I can think of.
The yo-yo. They probably think that's terrifying.
No, that's not really what I was going to say.
scared of yo-yo's now?
What I was going to say is...
I bet a kid now grows up,
they are trying to become a horror movie fan.
They think,
here's Johnny is something
Jack Nicholson says.
That's right.
They probably do.
They probably don't even know.
They don't even know about Mr. Carson.
I didn't know.
Yeah.
I sat the fuck down.
I educated myself.
But my kids nowadays aren't going to want to.
That's going to be.
Johnny Carson is going to be on the
ancient tablets.
No, no, no.
Pluto is doing perfectly.
And also is doing incredible work
for bringing kids
into the modern era.
Tablet.
Also, when we were growing up,
a tablet was a giant piece of stone
that you read all the stuff on.
And now it's some kind of iPad.
Yeah.
And we didn't have Freddie Fazbear.
We did.
We had very fast bears.
We had the country bears.
But yeah, it is crazy
when something is a reference to something.
Yeah.
And then nobody will know.
Yeah.
And then it becomes the next level after that.
It's called the Sands of Time.
It's called the Chuck Echise Bear,
Johnny Carson, Jack Nicholson effect.
Really?
I've heard this in some studies.
That's what I'm thinking of calling it.
They said they're thinking about a name for it.
Yeah.
Where's that?
That is located.
Ridgewood, Queens.
Yeah, a specific address.
Oh, I'd be interested to hear what the address is.
Dude, for real, with the parisocialness, you are seriously so pariscialness.
You are seriously so parisocial.
This time around and like, let's just try and let's back off.
Yeah.
Like, I'm parisocial with you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really know you.
No.
I don't.
I'm not really.
I'm just a fan.
You're just a fan and a co-worker.
Like, I appreciate that you fuck with me
and you like what I do,
but it's not going to go both ways.
Okay.
Well, that's good to know, I guess.
What about you?
Do you feel similarly?
I just think whatever he thinks.
Can you not talk to him?
Yeah, that's my bet.
I'm his pet.
Pretty much like a gobo or something.
Oh, speaking of arguments?
Can I talk?
Was that an argument?
You're reading into the way that we're talking to each other in a way that I don't like.
I guess that's fair.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Can I bring up what we talked about in our meeting?
Yeah.
What do we talk about in our meeting?
Well, I wanted to do a specific type of episode that you guys were very against.
What was it?
I don't remember.
Because I said we've been backing up a bunch of episodes.
Right now, today it's September 6th today on the day and the time we're recording this.
And I wanted to, in our backlog, I wanted to, we have an episode that's, well, I didn't need to bring this up. This is important. I just want everyone to know because it's, it's, I don't know what week this comes out. This is far in the past now, right? I wanted to do, we have a Wednesday. We are episodes coming out on Wednesday. This next week, Wednesday is September 11th. Now, I wanted to do a 9-11 special. I want to do an episode of the podcast. That was a respectful 9-11 special where we.
uh
wait what he got too emotionally had to leave
I wanted to do a
a special where we respect 9-11
or we respect the victims or those involved
and we did an in a respectful fashion
that's one thing you kept saying those involved
yeah those involved
see that is what kind of made me think
so here's and here's the argument you kept saying
by the way you kept saying word forward
everybody involved I said those involved
I wanted to well I
want to do a special episode that drops on 9-11 called the respectful 9-11 special where we respect
9-11. And this is what you guys said. How are we going to do that? No, no, no, no, no. I don't even
want to make a statement. I want people to think we don't even care about 9-11. I'm like, I want to be
polite, first of all, because we were talking about the manners. We said, okay, I will, I will admit,
I said that I know that our fans are wishy-washy about that. You said that you said that you
wanted to be wishy-washy you said that you said i want to be like our fans they're all wishy-washy
on nine-11 i think i just want to say that i just want to make it clear that i dude really seriously
i'm starting to get weird vibes maybe there's something going on behind the scenes between these two
i muted my did me oh i don't know now try to speak there we go yeah now you're now we can
continue the conversation pet
My dear.
That's what I call pets.
My new pet.
My dear.
Dude, enough.
Sorry.
Anyway, I just wanted to make it really clear that if, you know, there's many weeks on, if you were wondering, oh, why didn't they drop a respectful 9-11 special?
Here's not on me.
Here's why I was against it.
Here's why I was against it.
Okay.
I don't trust you.
I don't trust you to actually be a man of your word and be respectful about it for a full hour.
for a full hour.
I don't think that,
I think that even in the way
that you're talking about this,
you are giving subtle hints and dog whistles.
I will literally do a solo
hour-long episode about how much I respect by the last.
I'd like to see you for five minutes.
I'd like to see you do a solo episode.
And you can talk to us.
We leave after this one's done
and you're in here by yourself with Julio.
No, I want a proof of concept.
I want you to talk about and we'll comment.
Here's what five minutes of a,
yeah.
Well, yeah, I'll leave.
I need the, I'll direct it, but I need you guys to be involved.
Enough with the, with this.
You're, you can't touch these.
You're on, it's not solo.
It's not solo.
It's not solo.
No, you're on button probation.
You can't touch, you're on permanent no buttons.
You can do these, but you can't do buttons because you also press the weird one that I don't know what they mean and I'm worried it does something.
And it has a picture of a ear on it.
Yeah.
Which is so I don't want those involved.
Okay, here.
Let's see.
I'll wait.
Five minutes?
Yeah.
Okay.
And now.
Welcome to the.
The podcast about list, respectful 9-11 special.
Today is, or would be September 11th.
And this is what, the 23rd anniversary of the tragic terror attacks
that took place in New York City on this day.
So today we'll be doing a full hour of respectful 9-11 content.
We'll be bringing up a lot of information about the attacks,
and we'll be discussing it in a respectful fashion.
we'll be making sure that our opinions are clear.
And I just want to say right off the bat that we respect everything about 9-11,
and we're not just doing this for a cheap laugh.
So I want to go around in a circle, and I want to each name some people,
a group of people that we respect that took part in 9-11 and with no repeats.
So I'll start, the victims and the firefighters.
Now, if one of you guys would like to...
That's two.
That's two.
It's a group. I'm lumping them together.
I can't lump them together.
Are you laughing?
We're doing a respectful special.
I'd really prefer if you didn't laugh.
This is what I mean.
Okay, so you're clearly, you're not, you're clearly goading me, five minutes.
You're goading me into saying that I respect the Al-Qaeda terrorists who perpetrated 9-11.
You wouldn't say, yeah, you were police officers, families, EMG.
Okay, all right.
What is wrong with you?
Oh my gosh.
No, I didn't say, you're-
That is unbelievable.
I feel like it's clear what you're doing.
Now I'm glad we didn't do a respectful.
Okay, no, no.
Give me another chance.
Give me another chance.
Come on.
To do what?
To name a group.
Okay, go ahead.
Well, I go first.
Yeah, go ahead, Patrick.
The people that kept New York going.
Thank you, Patrick.
That's really respectful.
And we respect them.
Okay.
Then I respect George H.W. Bush for being there.
H.W.
Being there.
Sorry, George W. Bush.
For being, he was there.
He was there? He was on top of the rubble and he was like, we're going to win.
You remember that with the big microphone?
Because I thought you were saying he was there like when it happened.
Why would I say that?
I'm just curious. I was trying to investigate what you were saying.
So you were investigating?
Yeah.
There was a huge investigation that went into 9-11.
I mean, they didn't know why it happened at first.
So why do you think it happened?
You know, I think that it was a tragedy.
an act of God
yeah and who's God who can say
okay
I think it was an arsonist
we all said something respectful
so what would be the second part of this
so then we just kind of discuss the details
so like what kind of details
I bet that the
rubble was really hot to the touch
how is that respectful to say that
there was mountains of soot
there was mountains of soot
and I bet that and it makes me
brings a tear to my eye to think of the
firefighters who had to wear gloves to touch this stuff
And the trains were, the trains weren't running.
They probably had their hands overheating.
There were probably people who were commuting to work and then they could not go to work.
So you're feeling.
Do you guys think that it still would have happened if there was three towers?
Yes.
It did.
They even had three.
There was a building seven.
There was.
Oh, that's a good point.
Wow.
See, this is a horrible tragedy on a scale with which one single part of the world has never seen before.
Uh-huh.
And I just feel like...
Laughing?
I do not feel like laughing.
Okay, because you were laughing a little earlier.
I feel like frowning.
In fact, I'll do that now.
Can I ask something?
Yes.
What's your question?
Were there seven towers?
There weren't seven towers.
Just building seven was a different building.
Can we keep it serious and respectful, please?
That's an absurd question.
You knew how...
And you're laughing.
I can hear you laughing.
I can hear you laugh.
You're guffawing, even.
I know you're from another country,
but you have to respect.
You didn't feel the pain of getting out of school.
My mom took me out of school because she thought they were coming to London Derry, New Hampshire.
Yep.
And that's true.
That's a real thing she did.
My mom was in Florida.
And she was supposed to get on a plane, not 72 hours after that.
We're a little over the time of it and we're kind of getting to real.
So we'll just close it out with another.
We'll go around again.
I'll go first.
Then it can be Caleb's turn.
Thank God.
And I think we can just go ahead and each name some people that were on.
the planes that we respect and we honor
and I'd like to choose the passengers and
pilots and flight crew
I choose the pets that were in the cargo hold
thank you Patrick for jumping in there
though Caleb if you I don't know who you
respect and honor
you said no repeats yeah no repeats
is kind of one of the things I mean because
God forbid there's ever a repeat
attack so this is kind of
in the spirit of
so again I
I respect repeat who was on the plane.
Thank you, Patrick.
Pete and repeat.
I feel like you're trying to get a specific answer out of me.
What am I trying?
Because I don't know if you realize this.
But the only people who have not been named yet.
And he didn't even say people.
He said the pets.
The only human beings left on those planes were, again, the terrorist perpetrators of the
No, no, I'm not, I'm telling you.
I respect the air marshals.
Thank you.
Those are also passing.
He could have said that.
He could have said that.
Thank you, Julio.
Julio said it.
And, you know, I think it's not even from here.
You know, we'll close it out.
No more commentary on this, but I think it speaks volumes that you did not choose to abstain from
the choice.
And then you said pick the terrorists.
I didn't know that was a, I did not pick.
I said you wanted me to.
Yes.
We're done.
You went through.
You went in on it.
We're two minutes past the end time.
And that didn't feel very respectful.
You went in.
I went in.
You brought it down to a level of disrespect.
You're like doctor disrespect over here.
And we're two little kids.
And we're two little kids.
So what I'm like doctor disrespect and we're like two little kids.
Okay.
So what?
I'm having an appropriate relationship with you guys.
My impression of Patrick.
No.
And you're reaching out to us to contact us via messaging.
Apps.
Apps.
Today's episode is about apps.
It doesn't feel like it.
It feels like it's seriously about something else.
The first portion we usually do about other stuff.
We just talk.
Now, I want to get into some apps that I found.
Keep it lighthearted.
I found I was having a lot of fun with these apps and apps.
Appetizers.
So today we're, yeah, we're talking about apps that you can find to use that might be useful.
And we're recommending some apps.
Yeah.
So this first app that I found was called White's Castle.
And this is this.
This is a five-star app.
Well, that's pretty good.
White's Castle.
Yeah, this is White's Castle.
And I can see, based on the screenshot here, that you have downloaded this app in the past.
Yeah, I downloaded every single one of these apps in the past.
And it timed out.
And I can also see that the menu is pizza.
Yeah, it's pizza.
It's a pizza place.
White's Castle.
This is White's Castle.
What did you search to find this?
White Castle.
Oh, okay.
And I found White's Castle.
By Ahmad Husay.
And the next app that I found was called Tracks, an app, the only ad and subscription-free software designed to record roadkill across the world.
Tracks works with scientists across the globe, and they have built tracks to improve how members of the public and professionals can record wildlife data.
And this is by Anime X International.
Oh, and the age limit is four years ago.
Yeah, four years old.
If you're four years old, get on tracks.
And start recording roadkill.
This next app that I found was called Breed Smart.
Another four-year-old, another app for four-year-olds,
which is data management for breeders.
And 19 ratings, Jason Fishbeian.
Jason Fishbeen.
A fish being.
And this next...
I bet he wants to breed.
This next app here.
Wait, how do fish have sex?
I think they release a cloud into the water
and the female swims through it.
I'm jealous as fuck.
Yeah, which sounds fun.
This is Hoops to End Abuse.
And I downloaded this.
Can we describe these pictures here?
So the first thing is there's four different games
is what I learned on Hoops to End Abuse.
There's four different games.
There's Bounce Pass, slam dunk, play ball, and free shoot.
And I guess what you do is
you decide whether or not
something is a myth or reality
and also is a
VR or an AR game. Yeah, so
it says in the screen shot it says myth or reality
once an abuser, always an abuser. And there's
two basketballs that's a myth or reality.
So then you have to pick the
myth or reality and then shoot it and make it?
Well, I guess there's a silver man
here. You can see
he jumps through
the question
and does the hoops for you.
I guess that must be the slam dunker.
I didn't play the game because I didn't
really want to give
uh give them access to my camera why uh because i don't know who this developer was
a r tv and uh i didn't i think it wasn't you can see now if like an app uh discloses whether
or not they share your data but what data are they going to get from your damn camera my home
a picture of my home they can get a three what are they going to hear mr parasocial again
has no idea they're going to use your house they're going to say is myth the reality this is the
of an abuser and give two reality.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Well, next slide
is a game that I downloaded
a long time ago.
I remember this one.
It's a game that I downloaded
when we were on tour
called Judge 3D Court Affairs.
And one of the first cases
that I got in this game
was for George Flewey.
A white man.
And it says that it's top
It's a top secret case in this game.
It has two times diamond rewards.
I actually know the answer to this one, but I'd like you to tell me, it gives you an option.
Did you take this case?
I think I did.
I think I did take the case because I wanted to see.
You showed it to me in the car.
I wanted to see how crazy labs handle the case.
Crazy labs.
That is the craziest thing of MSC.
This comes from, this was one of the games that you downloaded.
when we were on tour
and you downloaded every app
that was in an ad.
If a game showed me an ad,
I would download the game
and then I remember
midway through tour
I got a notification
because this was like
the first tour we did
when we were in the van
and midway through tour
I got a notification
from my mobile provider
that said that I have used up
98% of the data
for the month.
It was like on the 11th probably.
Yeah, it was like
the beginning of the month.
Because I was in the car
downloading every single thing that I saw.
I didn't think.
I was like,
oh yeah,
it's just apps.
What of that?
How big can an app be?
How big can an app be?
Turns out very spiller.
It's empty.
That was in crazy Spider-Man style, though.
You have to admit.
That was it.
You were almost empty.
No, it's not empty.
I bet if you,
I bet if you tipped it over right now this way.
Yeah, yeah, there we go.
There I saw liquid.
Hey, I saw liquid.
You knew it wasn't empty, bro.
It's empty.
You got so scared.
Oh, my God, bro.
Now it's empty.
Next app.
It went all the way down your body.
Oh, and this was an app I found called Future Baby Maker from Face Film.
And a little fun fact about this is that President Underwood played around with Face Film app in an attempt to fuse him and Claire together at the top of episode two of I was waiting to see what you notice.
At the top of episode two of House of Card season five.
And I actually used this app.
Let's see it.
I used this app.
Did you make one with one of us?
Well, let's just see.
You did.
Wait.
Where's the baby, though?
Yeah, well, that's, I guess that's what the baby looked like.
The baby is what it looks like.
Whoa.
This is the baby.
I can see that.
This is a baby, Juby Omrin.
Juby Omran.
And go back one slide, I want to show you.
for just $36 a year.
That's actually pretty cheap.
That's pretty cheap, yeah.
Pretty cheap for this, for this amazing feature.
$36 a year for that.
Wow.
That's incredible.
And they use that on House of Cards, too.
And look at how beautiful this morph is.
It does look, you guys would make.
This does look like the baby the second it comes out.
And not only would you guys make a beautiful baby, you'd make beautiful parents.
Thank you.
I've always thought that.
And I want to see this next slide here
because I don't remember what it is.
Oh, this was Manly Best AI Body Editor,
which I asked them not to track my info.
What is up with you?
What?
You're so private.
I don't want them to,
you're misrepresenting social.
Dude, you're really trying to reach into people's lives.
It's okay for him to want to be private.
He's a public figure.
He's famous.
I want to be private.
I just want to know more about your life.
Get out of his private.
So this app is actually,
it's either.
I wish there's a button that said ask Caleb not to track.
Yeah.
I don't track you actually do track.
track you. I track Patrick every day. Yeah. I actually check. If I'm bored, I'll just see where he is.
Me too. Really? Yeah. That's my house mostly. Sometimes you're in different places. Yeah, you're in different
places sometimes. I like to check where you are. And it's funny when I see, when I open it up and it's, you know, it's zoomed way in on like some street. And then I zoom out and you're so far away from your house. Yeah. There's something funny to me about you being somewhere that I can't picture you being. Like where? Like just way far away. What I like is I have, I have Julio's location.
and Patrick's location.
Yeah.
And those are the only two.
So I open it and it just shows me all of America.
So Manly AI, Manly Pro is a, you can spend a $36 a year for this.
Or a one-time purchase of $70.
Cool.
And I didn't use it for more than two years.
Yeah.
I didn't do that because I didn't want to spend that much money.
Did you get a month?
No.
is mostly what I could do with it for free.
Next slide.
I could only make myself taller.
You look good, man.
Yeah, I do look very tall here.
I think that they, I think.
This is manly in the bottom right?
It did make me a lot taller.
You look very tall.
But for a better value, if you want to feel like a celebrity or a rock star or something,
you could get this next app, which is called.
cover, and it's only a $2 one-time charge, and you get every single feature on the app.
This is a great, you guys, this is Patrick's app of the day.
Or actually, no, because there's another one coming up that is my app of the day.
Okay.
But this one is so great.
I mean, look at what I was able to make with this.
I made two magazines with my tall photo.
I love the Waffles and Eggs.
New Star of Poker and Cigars Officianto.
Wow.
These are two, and look, these are pretty...
78 cigars tested by Monica Lewinsky.
And there's funny Easter egg jokes.
Movie, you, dude, where's my cigar?
And look, look at all this other stuff in here.
Like, uh, the eggs.
Yeah, these are 3D renders of these magazines.
This is great.
And this is only a one-time purchase of $2.
That's $3.
I'm going to be downloaded.
Yeah.
I was singing this yesterday.
We should have a magazine.
I agree.
Poker.
Our magazine.
The unofficial best poker magazine.
Preppy Boys Monthly.
Okay, that's good too.
I actually like that.
We should make a magazine.
Not a fucking zine.
No, fuck that.
A magazine.
A full-sized magazine with the glossy pictures and a word search.
Like interview mag where it's like this big.
I don't know what you're talking.
That magazine interview mag where the book is this big.
I've never seen that big.
It's huge.
It's not that big.
Don't you just,
did you just talk to the hand, Cameron?
Get out of our.
relationship.
Get out of our...
You don't know.
You're parisocial...
Guys, I can tell
there's real drama
going on between these two.
Like really bad stuff.
You don't understand
that we're playing characters.
There's been a betrayal.
Next slide.
I'm done with this.
Next slide.
Okay, so this was actually
the app that I hated the most.
The app
that made me upset today.
This is Celebrity Voice Changer Live.
It's an AI voice generator,
soundboard.
And there's one review here
that I really liked.
I just want to read for you guys.
Um, this ad is a five-star review from Tara Beauty.
Tara Beauty says Chris Brown should be a part of this.
Chris Brown, he is my friend, favorite rapper and singer, and she always listens to his songs.
I know some of his songs and like she just wants him to be a part of this.
She always be using this app.
And so she was like first came out and it should be better with Chris Brown in it and doja cat.
Didn't say doja cat there.
But it should be a part of this because this one going to be crazy without.
us too. Like, how could you do something with that? No. Oh, yeah. Lil TJ. And how could they not
be part of it? Is it just weird? You should just add them and start doing this because more people
will start loving y'all like this app. Do you know like people have fun just having fun with
their friends and stuff is good to prank your teachers with your friends, your parents? You can
like pick a bunch of people and with nobody will stop you because they don't know if it's real,
if it's fake if they don't know
if you meant this person
you didn't even do like Photoshop nowadays
so you should add these three
like those Lil Doja Cat
and Chris Brown
those are like three like supposed to be a part of
it if not no I literally delete
this app right
and that's the top review
that's the number one review
for this app right now. That review
was left on pie dashed you use it
I did use it next slide
and actually have a video review for you guys
So with this app, you get like six seconds to do a voice.
And they give you what looks like it's a free trial button.
But it's actually $4 a week.
So there's no possibility of having like three days free like it advertises.
But they do have Jim Gathigan's voice.
So I was upset with this app because I thought I was getting a three day free trial, but it actually charged me $4.
Oh my gosh.
How much in total did you spend on this?
On today's episode?
$7.
Oh, okay.
It's not that bad.
It's not bad.
I'm looking forward to see what the one dollar,
remaining $1 was spent on.
Well, it was $3.
This was $3.
I thought you said this was four.
This was four.
And then the other one was two, I thought.
The other one was $2.99.
Oh.
Okay.
So we're done with the money.
We're done with the money.
These are the apps that I spent the money on.
But this app I've been having a lot of fun with this week.
All right.
You were sending us pictures.
You were sending us fucking.
Yeah, I didn't go to the gym on.
Monday because I was playing mermaids, okay?
And he literally skipped the gym and we were like,
where are you, man? And he was sending us pictures of the
mermaids who's dressing up. Yeah, and here are my mermaids.
Here's my mermaids.
Queen Demosnia and Earther Mermadria
and Princess Waterina and then Pinky is my new
mermaid. It is a picture of me.
It's not you. And Pinky got plus one starfish.
It's clearly me. That's not you that doesn't even look like you.
It's a, it doesn't look like. Are you talking about
Earth or Mermadria? Because that looks nothing like you.
I'm talking about Pinky's a mermaidria looks a face.
I guess if any of them were to look like Caleb
I think it's first I would say actually all of them
look like you. They don't look like me. Yeah they do. They look like
well, queen demonia maybe.
Maybe I look a little bit like queen demonia. Pinky
by the way, not even a good mermaid man.
Don't like all these other ones.
They're queens. You don't do you know no no no no you don't even get to
talk about my mermaids. Why? Because you were at the gym.
Being a lunk.
You could have, okay.
You used my likeness.
I didn't use your likeness.
You did.
That's clearly me.
That's from the app.
That's from the app.
Somebody use my life.
That's a picture of me.
That's the mermaid.
You can take it up with that.
Let's go, previous slide.
Take it up with,
previous slide.
What's her?
Anastasia Taranquia.
Terencia.
You said it wrong.
Take it up with Anastasia Tarakina.
Tarakina.
Take it up with Anastasia Taranquia.
Osastasia Taranquia.
Go back to the last slide,
because these are my mermaids.
And you don't get to say anything about them.
I can say.
You could have,
you could have stayed at home and played mermaids.
If you were going to make comments,
you should have done on the other apps.
This one is near and dear to him.
And you could have maybe made your own mermaids.
You made one for me.
I didn't make one for you.
That's just from the app.
That's a digital picture that they have in.
It's a digital picture.
And all I,
I would.
I want you know I'm fine with it
because my mermaid got five stars
they all got five stars
well I don't see any stars for anybody
except pinkie no because these are my
these are my mermaids and they're all five stars
in your head
they're five stars
they're all my only one that the app got
I'm not showing my three or fours
I'm showing my five star mermaids
you made mermaids that didn't make the cut
I made mermaids that didn't make
of course I made mermaids and didn't make the cut
I'm not even going to talk about them
they're not queen dimonia
earth a mermaid
Okay, fine, I'll give you one.
Eggrangeria.
Egg grain.
Egg grain.
Egg grain.
A grain, graindria.
A graindria.
Her name's a grarengeria.
I think I can see why she didn't make the gun.
And she's a three star.
She's three star because her outfit was not cohesive.
But Queen Demosonia was maybe my first five star mermaid.
You know, I just noticed, why does Queen Dementia have in her hand a fork?
It's a tingle hopper.
It's a tingle bobper.
A tingle hopper.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
Dude.
You don't know anything about
mermaids, you lunk?
You're a complete lunk.
I'm not a lunk.
You're a jim rat.
If anything, I'm a jock.
You know nothing about mermaids,
you jock.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
You're a meathead.
You're a meathead.
That's derogatory.
If you don't, a tingle hopper?
What is that?
What is that?
That's a fork.
I see a fork.
He knows nothing of mermaids.
Explain to me what a tingle hopper is.
Just forget it.
Lord help me.
Just forget it, man.
Those are my,
Those are my apps, and those are my mermaids.
I'm pinky.
Okay, I have some, I went on a website called download.com.
Okay.
Which is a website where they get all the different,
they take all the apps from all the app stores for everything,
and they put them on their website,
and it's don't think it's a safe place to download from tip.
No, absolutely not.
It's one of those things where you find when you're in middle school
and you Google how to unzip as in the folder.
Grand theft auto, free APK.
Yeah, stuff like that.
And so I found some interesting apps on here.
So the first one I found was called Wolf Howling Sound Button for Android.
You can see two screenshots here of a button with a wolf on it.
And it says, simple, very useful, super loud, best jokes.
And I wasn't able to use many of these apps or any of these apps because most of them are Android.
Did you use the Android emulator on the computer?
I did not because I didn't use the apps.
I used to use that for.
So here's some information about Wolf Howling Sound Button.
Here's the developer's description.
Thunderbird games.
Need a wolf howling.
Just press the button
to blast a high quality
sound effect.
Very good quality
and clean sound
button makes it vary.
Need a wolf howling?
Just press the button
to blast a high quality
sound effect.
Very good quality and clean
sound button makes it very
professional.
Download the wolf howling
sound button app for free.
Louder than ever.
Wow.
The decibles are boosted up
to make howling wolf effect
louder.
You can also connect a stereo system
via a Bluetooth or cable.
That's a feature of the app.
Quality sound.
The wold howl button
is made for many uses.
The sound is very professional, so it fits anywhere.
That's so good.
So this is a sound you can use anywhere.
Yeah.
On a Zoom meeting, on the train.
And it's loud.
It's loud.
I would fucking hope so.
And it's very professional.
Yeah.
So that's Wolf Howling.
Here's another app I found.
Cameron Boyce 4K wallpapers for Android.
Okay, so I'm interested.
I did not.
You searched Cameron.
I did.
I went to the last page.
No.
I literally swear to God I didn't.
You searched Cameron.
You wanted there to be an app about you.
No, I didn't.
I thought about doing it searching my name after I saw this one.
but I didn't do it.
Didn't he pass away?
He did pass away.
And you can see that it says Cameron Boyce
RIP in some of the pictures here.
So it's pictures of,
it's an app that has a bunch of pictures
of Cameron Boyce.
Did they make it before or after he passed?
Well, it says RIP, so I'd have to hope that.
They change the duo lingo app logo every day.
Yeah, why do they make that disgusting owl
sniveling and odd?
Oh, no.
It pisses me off.
Here's the description of Cameron Boyce 4K wallpapers.
Looking for latest Cameron Boyce Wallpapers,
H.D., new 4K or creepy cloud background.
Here we've got the best and perfect horror style photo of Cameron Boy's 4K
Walpapers has collect many pictures album and free wallpaper HD.
Here is everyday dischargers for Cameron Boyce Man's Walpapers Pigs.
Many wallpaper is here.
It's a art designed by fans.
Cameron Boys 4K Walpapers is an application that will help you to find the best and amazing.
You can find here the best collection of Cameron Boys backgrounds and simple backgrounds will
give to your phone at the best look.
because of the Cameron Boy's wallpaper.
And then here's a list of features that I'm going to read out.
Category features.
Set wallpaper easily.
High quality wallpapers.
Optimized for all devices.
Easy navigation.
Cameron Boyce wallpaper.
Cameron Boyce wallpapers.
Cameron wallpaper.
Cameron wallpaper.
Bois Walpapers.
Boyce Wallpapers.
Cameron Boyce.
Cameron Boyce Walls.
Cameron Boyce Background.
Cameron Boyce Wallpaper HD.
Cameron Boy's Backgrounds HD.
Cameron Boyce Lockscreen.
And Cameron Boyce Lockscreen.
And Cameron Boyce.
backdrops. How did they fit that many features? Most apps don't have that many features.
Most apps have one feature. I can't believe it has Cameron and Boyce. No, it has. I mean, they
have Boyce wallpapers. I haven't seen, I haven't seen that many, I haven't seen a single
voice wallpaper. You need this app. Cameron Boyce Walls. Here's another Android app. Flying helicopter
truck flight. Whoa. And it's the pictures are of a flying truck with helicopter. Here's the
description. Ever dreamed of flying a helicopter in the sky.
want to fly your truck like a helicopter
flying helicopter truck flight is perfect
for you that's what it is for people
who want to fly truck like a helicopter
yeah it's I don't think I've seen a vehicle
like that in real life so this is an amazing
fantasy yeah look they're flying over
what it looks like Stonehenge yeah
it looks like it's rocks
but I could see it looking like Stonehenge if I was
blind if I had bad vision
like I do
here's another Android app
girl body scanner camera APK for Android
and it's a picture of a girl being scanned.
Oh, it's from Dilruba.
It's from Dilruba apps.
Developers description, do you want a real body scanner camera app?
Want to download a real body scanner app for Android?
We regret that we are unable to offer and the body scanner real app girl.
Download any other body scanner simulator or girl BR scanner if you're trying to find a girl body scanner camera.
Considering that this app lacks a women photo cloth remover or cloth remover body scanner,
Find a different X-ray cloth scanner or X-ray app
that can scan your entire body
due to the fact that we only intended
for this app to be used for entertainment
and not cloth-remover app from gallery
or dress cloth-remover app.
Okay, so this is, I would say
this is some of the worst marketing of everything.
Download another ad.
Just get a different app.
Do you want an app?
Do you want me to download it or not, Dilruba?
Just get rid of our app.
We hate our app.
The next one is an app I would definitely download.
It's called banana and cucumber.
That's good.
And this is, there's no, there's no description.
Oh, it's paid.
It's just, it's paid.
So I couldn't figure out how much it cost, but it's just a picture that's half banana and
have cucumber.
And it's by online 99.
That's great.
Banana and cucumber for windows.
The next one is called Chicken Shooter Game of Chicken Shoot and Kill for Android.
You can see it's a guy on a farm with a gun pointing it at chickens and roosters.
I'm going to read through this description really fast.
This is going to be a speed read, but you need to hear all of it.
Chicken Shooter Game of Chicken Shoot and Kill is the best game.
of chicken shooting and chicken farm.
Chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill is best game of chicken shooting and chicken
shooting farm. This chicken game is about chicken hunting while playing chicken shooting
game. This chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill is for chicken hunter is going to
evaluate the skills of the chicken hunter and challenge him to maximum in chicken
hunting hunting. Chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill is the best chicken shooting
shooting game. Chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill has been developed for all chicken
hunting lovers. Background story of chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill. Our war
soldier has now decided to become a chicken hunter. A soldier can never stay away from a real
shooting challenge, so the Great War Soldier is back at shooting life looking for shoot to kill.
Farm chicken is the best option available for our chicken hunter to shoot to kill on chicken farm.
What is this chicken hunting game about? This chicken hunting is about the chicken hunt of the chicken
hunter and chicken farm. This gun game is different chicken hunt levels where each chicken hunt level
has a set chicken shooting mission for you. In order to achieve your objective of chicken shooting
in chicken farm, you just have to do pistol shooting to hunt chickens in this gun game.
How to play this chicken hunt game. You will have a pistol for farm chicken hunt game as you try to
hunt chickens in a farm of chickens for shooting chickens. You need to use the pistol in following manner
hunt to farm chicken.
One, for shooting chickens in this hunt a game, click on the zoom enable button and left
bottom corner of the screen.
Two, once you have enabled zoom, a bullet button will appear on the right bottom corner
of the screen for gun shooting chickens chickens.
Three, you can click the bullet button for pistol shooting in this hunting chicken game.
Four, aim well and hunting chicken will be very easy in this shooting chicken game.
Why play this gun shooting chickens game?
You are surely going to love the gun shooting in this hunting chickens game due to the
following reasons.
One, this hunting chickens game is totally free to play, but you can spend money to
remove ads or to buy different pistols.
Two, this hunting chickens game has very awesome graphics, which are very pleasing for your eyes and mind.
The graphics are high quality as well, it's very smooth, so you're going to have your best gaming experience while playing this greatest gun shooting game in history.
Three, top quality fun.
It's great fun to do hunting chickens as the challenge keeps on getting tougher and tougher with every cleared level.
The aim to get better and better helps you keep going until you're at the top of the world in the shooting game.
Who should play this farm chicken gun game?
Anybody who loves farm chicken and hunting games for fun or wants to do hunting chicken should play this gun game and establish the basic skills in the stimulating environment, mapping to the real farms for hunting chicken.
chickens, when to play the shooting chicken gun game, whether you are at office at home or whenever
you have free time, just pull out your shooting pistol for shooting chicken and enjoy playing
this great game of shooting chicken.
Wow.
And you didn't play this?
I didn't play this.
It sounds amazing.
This one is for Android.
Oh, blast.
So any Android fans out there.
It's not like cucumber and banana.
No.
No.
And then I have one last one to show, which is female anatomy 3D female body visual.
By from off.
of Bumph apps
and you can look at the female body
visually in 3D
Wow that's interesting
All right that's all my apps
Okay
Let's see your apps
I have some apps
I mostly focused on some of the reviews
For the apps that I found
I feel lightheaded after reading
Yeah I can imagine that was a real marathon
Um
I the website I used was just like
an archive of all the iPhone apps
And their reviews
So this is sex game
Not a porn game
by ThunderCorp Mobile LLC.
And what I liked about this is that it has mixed reviews,
two and a half stars with 22 reviews,
and almost every single review is this.
Go to the next one.
Please remove from history by singer boy.
Cruel prank.
My friend thought it would be funny
to download a bunch of gross apps on my phone,
so please help me out and remove me from purchase list.
It isn't funny when I have to explain this to my mom.
Pitbulls rock.
By pit bulls rock.
Next one.
Remove from my purchase list.
I gave you the five stars.
But I need that you remove this app from purchase list.
A friend download when I was asleep, so it was a mistake.
Can you remove it, please?
Next.
Remove from purchase list.
My friends thought it would be funny to download this to my phone.
I needed it off my purchase list, and it would be a very bad moment when I have to explain this to my mom, please and thank you.
From Crazy Monkey 67.
And then next, I think there's two more.
Please remove this app for my history by The Kitty is amazing.
Please remove this app for, please remove it from my history list.
It's so bad.
So there's a lot of apps like this and I found multiple ones.
It was all every review as a kid like,
please remove this from my history.
Yeah, how can I get rid of my paper trail?
And it was the same story every time.
My friend downloaded it because it would be funny.
The next app I have is truth and lie detector.
And there's one review here.
By Ichiron?
L, I'm not gay.
By alpha male, not gay.
So you can only imagine this guy,
I went for the truth, and he was like, well, let's test it out with the truth.
I'm straight.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
And then it said, ding, the truth.
What the hell?
I got to get rid of this.
Yeah.
And he definitely made the account named Alpha Male Not Gay just for this review.
Yeah.
Next is Jupy, AI Fantasy Roleplay Chat.
And there's a million of these AI roleplay chat apps.
But I liked this one because it, so two stars.
It costs money.
I am 10.
and I wanted to finger out what sex is.
I recommend this for 10-year-olds.
I am 10.
And I wanted to finger out.
And I wanted to finger out what sex is.
This is exactly the kid movie reviewer.
Yeah.
It's like, this is good.
This will be good for 12-year-olds.
To finger out what sex is.
But if you think it's good for 10-year-olds,
why would you give it two stars, do you mean?
Oh, yeah.
That's my question.
He probably doesn't know.
Yeah, that's good.
He probably thinks two is the best.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, if I got two stars,
I'd be excited.
I'd be excited to get even one star.
Well, he's still in that school type of mode
where a star is a really big deal.
Yeah.
If you get two stars a month,
you're doing pretty fucking well.
Yeah.
Next is slave escape with 61 reviews
by Omer Siddiqui.
One star.
I thought I would be a real slave
not collecting carpets
L game by the ultimate gamer man.
Wow.
Yeah, so he thought that he was going to,
so this is a game
that is Temple Run.
You collect carpets instead of coins
I can even see there's a carpet
You can see the carpet
So this guy Ultimate Gamer Man is an idiot
Because it says it right there
Yeah I would be able to tell that this game was not about
But it has four and a half stars
But it's fun
It's hard to not have a Temple Run game be fun
Yeah
61 reviews in four and a half
That's not bad
Yeah it's really not that bad
Well he's bringing the ad bet it's all 65 star reviews
And then he's the one one
He's the only one star review
Wow.
So check out Slave Escape.
It's pretty good.
Make her laugh tickle arcade.
Okay?
Next.
I think this might be my last one.
Two stars, but I want to tickle me.
Oh, by Sivakami V.
So he was mad that he couldn't tickle himself.
And there's a couple of other tickle games that you can get to.
And is that the last one?
Is there another one?
I thought I had another one.
Oh, maybe not.
But yeah, that was.
Why do you need it?
Yeah.
Who needs an app to me?
make it tickle. Well, there was one that was called like, it turns the vibration on.
There was one called like, uh, no, it wasn't that. It was this game and then there was another
one called like tickle the female where it's like a video. There was one of you I didn't
include on tickle the female where it was a guy who was like, uh, okay, it's pretty good,
but the girls are not actually being tickled. It's a video of them being tickled.
Like that is awesome. That is. Yeah, funny. Yeah. So,
So, that's apps, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's apps.
That's our apps.
And I don't even know when this comes out, so there's nothing to look forward to in the world.
Yeah.
That's sad to say that.
This is the one that comes out the final week of backups.
Yeah.
This is the last backup.
So this is the end of September.
I think so.
Look out for the...
Look out for Halloween.
For Halloween.
It's coming up and it's going to scare you if you're not paying attention.
What day is this coming out?
Wednesday.
So that's the, let's look.
In the calendar.
Let's open the calendar app.
Let's see.
Let's see if you can figure it out.
On the 25th.
You have anything amazing that you need to plug?
No, but on Saturday, I think that's the Equinox.
The Equinox is on the 21st.
Yeah, that's Saturday the 21st.
Okay, so it will have already happened when this came out.
So you have, there's nothing to look forward to.
But again, Halloween.
Except for Halloween.
I would say that's something
less to look forward to
and more to look back
over your shoulder during.
Yes.
Crime is up.
I thought you were singing
the China song.
That they play in a movie
or cartoon.
I thought you were doing that.
What is that song?
That song gives people goosebumps.
That song goes fucking hard.
That is a good song.
I listen that when I work out.
that's a good ass song.
Yeah.
Who made that shit?
That's got to be Michael Jackson, one of those ones he ghostroding.
You're like, damn, Michael Jackson wrote that.
Yeah, where somebody comes forward.
Like, I actually wrote that.
Yeah.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.
This is my next tattoo.
Yeah.
That'd be so fucking sick.
This full forearm is like a realistic portrait of Tupac.
Yeah.
insanely detailed black and gray.
$3,000
$2,000.
$6,000 easy.
Up my entire
my calf.
Up from my ankle to my thigh.
From my ankle to my thigh.
Right next to your cock.
Just like a picture of Tupac.
When I walk around, I'm wearing my basketball shorts.
You see just tatted on my calf,
just a pair of legs.
Yeah.
It goes up.
And I pull my shorts up.
You see a tattoo is Tupacupacupacupac.
licking my balls.
It goes up my entire leg.
It's hyper realistic.
His tongue is going.
Just the most disgusting.
He's got like the gooner face.
Just like,
yeah.
And I'm like, yeah, I thought I got it
because I got my pants will cover it up.
But, like, when I wear the shorts, you see his full body, you see, like, drool and stuff dripping down.
Like, you can fully tell what it is.
I'm wearing, like, I wear it, like, two-ish and seem like Patagonia.
Underneath, it's like, yeah, you know, I got it so it could get, like, covered up with shorts.
And then, like, underneath the body, it's just in Old English, Tupac licking up my fucking balls.
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