Podcast About List - Ep. 308 - Top 25 Apps of 2017

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

We're in love with our phones! And our phones hold all of our favorite apps!!! Here's some of our favorite apps, in order!!!!!! Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy ti...ckets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Turn down the gravity and turn off the music. Give her my peanut, make her scream in the notion's 28 and I'm not even a teen. We're hitting on the couch. We have a dream movie on the Roku. Cushions go so wet that it feels like tofu. Hit it from warm until the atmosphere smells. I am 12.
Starting point is 00:00:17 We know all the lyrics. Hit it. Hit it the fucking fucking till the cushions feel like tofu. with love deadlock there's literally a gooby in it dude i want to play there's a goober booger i haven't i've had too much that becomes a square boogie you're ass flying it's it's a green gooey it's a green booge it's a green i saw the phone is about to okay press record because this is not going to work and you're going to be embarrassed on a national stage i'm not going to be embarrassed on the national stage.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Because look what just happened, motherfucker. Look what just happened. Look what just happened. Hit record, Julio. The dropper. Julio record. Hit record. Recording. Recording. So that is the power of apps right there.
Starting point is 00:01:15 I mean, right off the bat. That is the unbelievable power of apps. Okay, here's the back story. My phone's not going to fall. Caleb put his phone on the very edge of this circle. I said, I saw a wibble man. it's going to fall down. And he invented a new word. It's less than a wobble.
Starting point is 00:01:32 It's a wobble come out with a slip. I agree with that. I like that, actually. And which is what I meant when I said it, and I didn't think of that now. And Caleb says, no, I'll bet you, what did you say? You didn't accept the bet so it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I mean, I don't want it. I don't want your dirty whibbling money. Whippling is also a negative word. Well, I said $100. Okay, you said, I'll bet you $100. My phone isn't going to fall. And I, so I hit a call. I called the phone because.
Starting point is 00:01:57 No, because we knew you're going to get calls during the episode anyway. You could have got a text. If you got a call or text, it would vibrate. I was betting on not being popular. Okay. I'm not popular. Nobody likes me. It doesn't matter at all.
Starting point is 00:02:09 That doesn't matter. Do you guys that I feel like that way? It doesn't matter at all. It doesn't matter. And you said that I would be embarrassed on the world stage. That's not for the world. Exactly. Which, you know what you said?
Starting point is 00:02:21 Keep some stuff for you. You know, you said it's for the world. Me getting embarrassed on the world stage. Yes. And right as I said that. As you said that, guess what happened? The phone dropped. The phone dropped completely.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Which is why you never have a phone. It dropped. It whibbled off. I'm giving you, you know what? The whipple happened before it dripped. I'm going to get an iPhone 4 charger. I'm going to get my iPod touch that sits under, in a box under my bed, and I'm going to give that to you.
Starting point is 00:02:44 And you're going to get eye-free text. I'm going to find a phone in my house for you. What's up? I don't want to buy a phone. And I don't want a new phone. What did I, we just say they said buying? You guys are trying to sell me crap. We're not selling you anything.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Just like always. This is why you're trying to sell me. This is why you're so unpopular. I'm giving you a broken. I touch. That has eight gigs. You won't have any music. Eight gig.
Starting point is 00:03:03 I don't keep the music downloaded on my phone. He doesn't want it because it's already broken. Yeah. He doesn't get a chance to snap it in the screen. I don't snap it. I sit on it till it fucking breaks. How many phones have I gave you one? Actually,
Starting point is 00:03:13 I only gave you one phone. I think I offered you one phone. You didn't take it or maybe I gave it to you. I may have given you a phone. I think I actually did give it. You gave it to him because mine broke. That he, I gave him. I think I either gave you or almost gave you one.
Starting point is 00:03:26 One of you gave me a pink phone. That was me. Okay. It was a salmon phone. I almost gave you one of the, okay. An S.E, I think. Coral, actually,
Starting point is 00:03:34 but then I still have that somewhere. Coral. Coral. Coral. Coral. I think of, I think of coral as a blueish. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:03:40 No, you have no idea of anything about a reels. Sorry, I'm not a reef. You have no clue about a reef. I know all about reefs. Okay, what's it made up of? A reef is made up of coral. Okay, and what's coral made up of? Pink.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Different molecules and it's a living being. Coral in a reef is actually A lot of it is actually no longer living It's simply the exoskeleton Of the polyps Yeah, I'll give you a couple of polyps Kevin Pollip Kevin Pollop
Starting point is 00:04:12 When I was growing up Why did I think that Kevin Oh yeah Kevin Paulop Kevin Pollop the guy through that painter Why did I think that Kevin Pollock was like The most talented guy in human history when I was a kid Because he's a comedian and actor.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Can you believe? Was he a comedian or did he just was funny in movies? He was a comedian. He was a stand-up boom in the 80s. I just want to say, stop me if someone has said this before. Seriously, I don't want to tread over. I'm getting ready to stop you. Well, trotting ground.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Okay. But how the fuck did a guy get popular just from throwing paint around? I don't think anyone has said that shit before. What is wrong? Are we still talking about Kevin Pollard? To the point where I don't even know who you're, who you're in before. referring to. Jackson Pollop. They got all those guys on Instagram now. It's like the guys who put like the paint buckets on the string and then they go they spin back and forth and they have a big
Starting point is 00:05:05 canvas. I mean, people are right. Those guys get so much money and they shouldn't and the money should go to us. Because I'm a, I'm like a postmodern type of guy. I think that all art is good is important and good. So I think that that is just as good as something like the Mona Lisa or the Vitruvian man. What's the Vitruvian man? This guy. that's the YMCA no no look at look over here pet that's the YMCA you're doing the YMCA no think of me as
Starting point is 00:05:34 three different guys all in the same and one of you is a Native American one of you is a cop and one of you is a construction worker no it's all the same guy and I am all those things and and that's not what I'm acting out yes all three of his professions okay but
Starting point is 00:05:49 that's American that's my profession yeah why is that he was just that was his job I think he was not even native, too. Oh, God. For real? In the, seriously, in the village people? I think there was one, I think there was one village people guy that was in.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Also, I want to live in that village. Yeah. That'd be chill as fun. I'm trying to go there. There's one guy in the village people that wasn't gay at all. I think it was the cop. Because that was a real cop. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You guys got to cut out. He was trying to reform it from the inside. He was always trying to arrest them in at all times. God damn it. At all times, he was on stage with them. I'm like, all right. It's 1980s you can't be gay Trying to arrest every single one of them
Starting point is 00:06:30 And then they started taking pictures with him Yeah And then he was in there I think the lead singer of the village people Was married to the mom from the Cosby show There's not a lead singer in the village people The main guy Which which uh
Starting point is 00:06:43 Why? The big tall black guy I don't even know that there's a main guy in the village You don't know anything about the village people I know YMCA how's that gay You're gay man How's that gay No
Starting point is 00:06:54 You're gay for not knowing the village people Then sure, I'm gay. You just fucking see it. Perfectly. Again, dude, please stuff like this, leave it for after the show. We don't want to air on your personal. Don't come out on the show. Don't come out on the show.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Like for your own sake, we don't want this to be the discussion. I get bullied and everyone hates me and I'm gay. This is going to, there's going to be a parisocial thing. You're creating a parisocial thing. And I want more people to ask me about my life. Warning you about, warning you specifically. She's constantly saying. I'm so sick of how many fans go up to Caleb
Starting point is 00:07:29 and ask for a photo. Really? She's sticking up for me like that? She's crying in her TikToks. She's a real-ass motherfucker. Yeah. I love Caleb. I love him and everyone's so mean to him.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I think we dress similar. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Actually, me and Billy Eilis do dress similar. You guys do. Yeah. Like thugs. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I'm a gangster. So is my girl Billy. When did she flip the switch? I don't know. When did she start? dress in like... I feel like it was in the past like year. Yeah. I guess I don't keep up with her that much though.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I think it's... She's getting to the point. It's going to be... She's going to be dressing like Africa Bambata pretty soon. That's good. Somebody's got to stop her, man. I think it's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is cool. It's cooler than she used to look like a ghost. Yeah. She is not
Starting point is 00:08:18 the person that you would expect to lead this charge. She looks like Samuel Jackson, dude. It's not right. She can't be dressing like that Like if you went back to Yeah Like in her glasses
Starting point is 00:08:31 Attack of the clones Like behind the scenes footage Defending Tarantino in an interview era Sam Jackson You would not you went back to bad guy You would not expect this No Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:42 You wouldn't expect this at all I was thinking that she was gonna turn into a scary Maybe get to grow horns Yeah But it turns out that was Doja Cat And she became demonic She did become devilish She wore
Starting point is 00:08:53 What did she wear All types of stuff stuff, man. She dressed up like a cat. Yeah. Yeah. That was frightening. She dressed up like a cow. She showed up her booby. She showed up her booby. On that video. On her birthday. Her birthday. Her boobie showed up her birthday. Really? You were at her birthday? No. Noah was? No, it was. That's pretty cool. I didn't even know that. Noah told me he showed up her booby. Really? Or she showed up her booby. He looked at up her booby.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Stop. On googie. He looked it up on go on googie. He looked it up on googie. Doja show up her booby. Googie foods? Me look it up on googie. Okay, get it caveman.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I'm just saying things. If you were a pop star... He is just saying. Yeah, I'm just saying things, man. Chill out. He's just asking questions. I guess if you are a pop star, there isn't a time where you have to become
Starting point is 00:09:56 demonic for one year. It must be so fucking thrilling as a pop star to get ready to do that. To know when you're like, okay, I've been wearing normal clothes for my whole career. It's time for me to do my devil year. That's what Jojo Cwa's doing now. It's the funniest thing. Everybody does
Starting point is 00:10:12 it. Everybody does it. Miley had one of the... It all kind of started with Jaja Gagado. No, Gaga was from the beginning. She was a boy at one point. Remember that? BMAs. Same year as Miley, what's good? Dude, can I just say it right now that you basically when you said that lady gaga started this shit it's like have you never heard of
Starting point is 00:10:30 fucking david bowie true as fuck like what the motherfucker is wrong with you who's that or charlie chaplin dude really i know chaplain chaplin had an era where he started dressing up like hitler yeah yeah and that was kind of great dictator yeah that was his version of the who is his bowie character bro have you even seen what's that movie a famous knife yeah okay and he lived in space he lived in Spain. The oddest country on Earth. Hottest? It could be pretty hot, but it's more odd than odd.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Yeah, because they have these kind of different languages there, Catalan. Catalan. What does that mean? Well, I believe. What is that? It's some kind of island. Just be all Spanish. Yeah, thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Do they fight over that a lot? No, I think it's... I don't think anything in Spain is anything. I don't know anything about Spain. It's like, like, Spain and, like, Italy. or in like Portugal they have like in France too
Starting point is 00:11:28 those are like countries that have like full like knife fights over like somebody putting like jelly on Homona Barrico like they just have like full like they have fights with each other
Starting point is 00:11:40 it's because they most of their I think it's like most of their you can't put grapes near that food that's what happens when you have a country that's been around since like the 1200s or whatever it's like you got it
Starting point is 00:11:52 you got most of it over with We're going to get there. We're only going to be 200 years old? How old is America? That's up, ma'am. We're 200 years old? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:02 That's what I remember is us being 200. You remember when America turned 200? I remember reading about this. 200. How old is America? 20 and 48. 248. I think by 400 or, I mean, if we're still around, we'll start having fights about jelly.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I think it's going to take, I think it takes a while. I think that we're definitely. And the, we're, we're, we're almost there. But it's going to be a while. We're not almost there. No, we're, I'm disagreeing. We're not almost there. We're not almost there.
Starting point is 00:12:32 We're pretty far. We're like less than halfway there. Yeah. Yeah. Because we don't have any kind of stone statues or anything like that. We haven't gotten. We don't have stone statues. Well, we got types of stone statues, but not like, you know, like we don't have like,
Starting point is 00:12:48 really old ones. You know, it's like, oh, you got to go to Spain to see that big fucking Ben, bench and Parkwell or whatever the hell that's the you know the big I don't even know I could be in a dream world right now I don't understand anything that's going on there's like big bench yeah I know anything that I know about Spain I don't know about big bench but I know about Big Ben yeah and Spain they have one there they got a Spain Big Ben really Benito Grande bit yeah well Benito so it's a little little bin big yeah little Ben big it's not going to be the same size I guess you're
Starting point is 00:13:21 Little Ben, Big Tal. So that makes sense. A little Ben. A big little Ben. Okay. Then I'm interested. Yeah. Me too.
Starting point is 00:13:32 I know that they have a, if you throw tomatoes at the bull, he's going to break the city. That's what I know about Spain. In Spain? Yeah. You throw tomatoes at that bull. He's going to break something.
Starting point is 00:13:43 What do you know about Italy? Italy. I know that they barely have a government. Really? They're constantly, like, they're constantly, they elect like a new fascist over there. Okay, I was looking for more stuff like if you throw the tomato at the bowl, he'll destroy the city. Well, that's, they don't have Italy and Tony Hawk. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Okay. All right. I don't know anything. I know that they keep, or Mussolini's daughter did Playboy. His granddaughter or his daughter. Okay. My English teacher, Mr. I should get an issue of that?
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yeah, you should ask questions about Mussolini. See if people like him or not. Yeah. You should walk around doing this. Why is that? That's what he would do. He did that. That's what Mussolini.
Starting point is 00:14:28 I think you get a lot worse than that. With the breathing part, too? Are you breathing him to prepare for the pose? You're doing a Stoogism. That is not a Mussolini-ish. Yeah, it is. Dude, I watched the worst fucking Stooges episode when I was at home. Oh, my God, it had me pissed off with fucking Joe Besser instead of curly.
Starting point is 00:14:46 God, he looks like me. It was just, it was one of the worst stooges I ever saw my whole. whole life. People might think that I am Mussolini when I walk around. You're going to get over there, man. So this guy was a movie director. Really? I'm asking.
Starting point is 00:14:58 He directed the Joe Besser Stooges. He did the bicycle thieves. Yeah. This guy, very talented. But he got Gaddafied, right? Stick up his ass? No, I think they hung him. And then put a stick in his ass.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Isn't that what they did? I don't think anyone invented that until... They did that to Gaddafi and then, well, they put like knives up Gaddafi's bones. He died on a car. Yeah. With the knife up his button, Hillary was like,
Starting point is 00:15:25 let's go. Yeah. Let's fucking go. He died on a car because he wanted to make the world rich. What did he want to do? He wanted to,
Starting point is 00:15:36 if I remember correctly, he wanted to nationalize, it was the same thing as everything where he wanted to like make all the oil, share the oil money with the people. Oh. And so they were like, uh,
Starting point is 00:15:47 uh, uh, we went in there and we're like, get back, get back. Put a knife in his butt. Put that knife in his butt so it'll go on Toshpoint O. And smell the knife.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Ew. Smell it. Smell the net. Didn't they show that? There's one guy in the video who's in the back who's like, yeah, and let's all smell the knife. Really? Yeah. I believe it.
Starting point is 00:16:09 He was like, yeah, everybody, get him. Let's fucking put the knife in his ass. Yeah. And then let's all smell the knife. Yeah, it's pretty nasty. Yeah. I don't, the only thing. I remember about the
Starting point is 00:16:22 Gadafi thing was the Tash Point O thing. I didn't know what happened on Tash Point O did he cover it? It became a viral challenge, Tosh Point O challenge. The Gaddafi challenge? Yeah, you would send it was like you would send Daniel Tasha video of you like putting your hand
Starting point is 00:16:39 or a sword or something up your friend's butt and then scream Gaddafi. Oh, you would put a sword or somebody. No, Godafi Challenge. Pull it up. I don't want to see. It sounds horribly violent. It's not. It's a video.
Starting point is 00:16:51 You're putting swords up people's butts. Don't want to watch prank videos. It's pranks condoned by Tosh. You just described it. He's your Tosh pranks. We don't need to see it. You already painted a beautiful picture with your words. I did?
Starting point is 00:17:01 Yeah. We don't need to sit here for a minute or two and go kill each other with the knives in their ass. I didn't know people liked him. And that's why I thought, oh, this is funny to. Tosh. No. Or Gaddafi. I didn't know people liked him.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I mean, some people did. Was he? Somebody likes everybody. Was he a person? brutal dictator, like I've been told? I don't know. By the American school system? You know what?
Starting point is 00:17:26 I'm going to send you a YouTube link to a little movie. Called Zekegeist? Hyper normalization. It's been a couple years since I've rewatched this movie. I've never seen it. It's basically about how Coca-Cola is not as good as it used to be. It's really an amazing movie. That's a...
Starting point is 00:17:45 From what I understand, that's most of it. They changed the formula. They changed the formula it used to have. berries in it. But then something interesting happened. In 1885, they released New Coke. Yep. With advertisements with Bill Cosby. It's not as good. People hated it. I would like to try new Coke. I would like to try Crystal Pepsi, but I don't... They've had that. They brought it back. I know they brought it back, but I know they just didn't have a diet version. I'm not so much for a full sugar
Starting point is 00:18:13 soda. Yeah, me not even one. It's like a that's like a, that's like a, I think of that as like a... Yeah, but I'm like, if you're gonna try, if something comes back and you want to try it you wouldn't even try it i would probably rather do like 90% of illicit substances than drink one full sugar soda that's how bad i think i wish i wish that i was like that man that's what i'm trying i'm trying to get there i was a full soda sugar guy for a long time yeah fucked my mouth up yeah because your flavors put my life up man just drinking soda you're not diabetic you have a leg i see i feel like Did they give it back?
Starting point is 00:18:50 Yeah, you feel my stump where the leg once was. You don't have a fake leg. I want to feel your stump. Yeah, I bet you do. I do. Badly. Get in line, sister. How long is the line?
Starting point is 00:19:00 Long. To touch your leg? To touch my leg stump, yeah. Oh, your leg stump. Never mind. It didn't come for free. I've been slowly conditioning Patrick to the point where I can touch his leg and I bet you couldn't do this.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I can touch his leg basically anywhere on his leg and he doesn't react because I touch him so much. It's true. It's true. It's been really working. Speaking of, I told you guys about my leg thing, my Christmas leg.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Yeah. What? Oh. I talked about the Christmas leg. Yeah, Christmas leg. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:29 No Christmas story. Not that kind of Christmas leg. No, no, no. Not a leg lamp. Why did that lamp
Starting point is 00:19:35 turned me on? So fucking much. Why did the lamp get turned on by the dad? Yeah. Dude. I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:42 You're right. She mad at this. I'm like, I'm like, if I was in the family, I'd be like, uh, mom, are you noticing
Starting point is 00:19:49 that the leg lamp and dad are turning each other on? Yes. Do you think dad's going to cheat on you with that lamp? That's what I thought when I was a kid. Me too. I would have been the fucking jokester in that family. That's got to be the worst movie of all time.
Starting point is 00:20:02 I hate that movie. That's got to be the most horrible movie I've ever seen my entire life. I watch it so much and I was a kid. I watched it for the first time like a year or two ago and I could not believe my eyes. You got to be a kid to watch it. Even when I was a kid. Because when you're a kid, you'll watch anything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:18 If your parents put on an hour long video of how to mix paint in paint buckets and you watch it as a kid and you watch it again when you're 20s you would cry he says anybody well that's like kids that are growing up now are going to grow up and be like damn you remember all those videos of fucking bubbles we used to watch yeah i know they're gonna love it yeah i watch them now they actually it's so it's so funny it's so fucked up that that's how the brain works that you can trick yourself like that this line videos when you were four years old and you grow up and you can't believe they're going to think it's nostalgic to watch
Starting point is 00:20:50 a slimy. You know what the weird I mean, we talked about it an hour ago, but the kids nowadays are seeing Freddy Fasbear, but they're not seeing the Chucky Cheese animatronics. Yeah. So now they only know the animatronics is scary. But when we were grown up, they were
Starting point is 00:21:07 fun. People don't even people, I bet that kids nowadays, they grow up, they take, I'm trying to think of other examples. The first one I can think of. The yo-yo. They probably think that's terrifying. No, that's not really what I was going to say. scared of yo-yo's now? What I was going to say is...
Starting point is 00:21:22 I bet a kid now grows up, they are trying to become a horror movie fan. They think, here's Johnny is something Jack Nicholson says. That's right. They probably do. They probably don't even know.
Starting point is 00:21:32 They don't even know about Mr. Carson. I didn't know. Yeah. I sat the fuck down. I educated myself. But my kids nowadays aren't going to want to. That's going to be. Johnny Carson is going to be on the
Starting point is 00:21:41 ancient tablets. No, no, no. Pluto is doing perfectly. And also is doing incredible work for bringing kids into the modern era. Tablet. Also, when we were growing up,
Starting point is 00:21:51 a tablet was a giant piece of stone that you read all the stuff on. And now it's some kind of iPad. Yeah. And we didn't have Freddie Fazbear. We did. We had very fast bears. We had the country bears.
Starting point is 00:22:04 But yeah, it is crazy when something is a reference to something. Yeah. And then nobody will know. Yeah. And then it becomes the next level after that. It's called the Sands of Time. It's called the Chuck Echise Bear,
Starting point is 00:22:15 Johnny Carson, Jack Nicholson effect. Really? I've heard this in some studies. That's what I'm thinking of calling it. They said they're thinking about a name for it. Yeah. Where's that? That is located.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Ridgewood, Queens. Yeah, a specific address. Oh, I'd be interested to hear what the address is. Dude, for real, with the parisocialness, you are seriously so pariscialness. You are seriously so parisocial. This time around and like, let's just try and let's back off. Yeah. Like, I'm parisocial with you guys.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Yeah. Yeah. I don't really know you. No. I don't. I'm not really. I'm just a fan. You're just a fan and a co-worker.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Like, I appreciate that you fuck with me and you like what I do, but it's not going to go both ways. Okay. Well, that's good to know, I guess. What about you? Do you feel similarly? I just think whatever he thinks.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Can you not talk to him? Yeah, that's my bet. I'm his pet. Pretty much like a gobo or something. Oh, speaking of arguments? Can I talk? Was that an argument? You're reading into the way that we're talking to each other in a way that I don't like.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I guess that's fair. Yeah, I'm sorry. Can I bring up what we talked about in our meeting? Yeah. What do we talk about in our meeting? Well, I wanted to do a specific type of episode that you guys were very against. What was it? I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Because I said we've been backing up a bunch of episodes. Right now, today it's September 6th today on the day and the time we're recording this. And I wanted to, in our backlog, I wanted to, we have an episode that's, well, I didn't need to bring this up. This is important. I just want everyone to know because it's, it's, I don't know what week this comes out. This is far in the past now, right? I wanted to do, we have a Wednesday. We are episodes coming out on Wednesday. This next week, Wednesday is September 11th. Now, I wanted to do a 9-11 special. I want to do an episode of the podcast. That was a respectful 9-11 special where we. uh wait what he got too emotionally had to leave I wanted to do a a special where we respect 9-11 or we respect the victims or those involved
Starting point is 00:24:32 and we did an in a respectful fashion that's one thing you kept saying those involved yeah those involved see that is what kind of made me think so here's and here's the argument you kept saying by the way you kept saying word forward everybody involved I said those involved I wanted to well I
Starting point is 00:24:48 want to do a special episode that drops on 9-11 called the respectful 9-11 special where we respect 9-11. And this is what you guys said. How are we going to do that? No, no, no, no, no. I don't even want to make a statement. I want people to think we don't even care about 9-11. I'm like, I want to be polite, first of all, because we were talking about the manners. We said, okay, I will, I will admit, I said that I know that our fans are wishy-washy about that. You said that you said that you wanted to be wishy-washy you said that you said i want to be like our fans they're all wishy-washy on nine-11 i think i just want to say that i just want to make it clear that i dude really seriously i'm starting to get weird vibes maybe there's something going on behind the scenes between these two
Starting point is 00:25:32 i muted my did me oh i don't know now try to speak there we go yeah now you're now we can continue the conversation pet My dear. That's what I call pets. My new pet. My dear. Dude, enough. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Anyway, I just wanted to make it really clear that if, you know, there's many weeks on, if you were wondering, oh, why didn't they drop a respectful 9-11 special? Here's not on me. Here's why I was against it. Here's why I was against it. Okay. I don't trust you. I don't trust you to actually be a man of your word and be respectful about it for a full hour. for a full hour.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I don't think that, I think that even in the way that you're talking about this, you are giving subtle hints and dog whistles. I will literally do a solo hour-long episode about how much I respect by the last. I'd like to see you for five minutes. I'd like to see you do a solo episode.
Starting point is 00:26:30 And you can talk to us. We leave after this one's done and you're in here by yourself with Julio. No, I want a proof of concept. I want you to talk about and we'll comment. Here's what five minutes of a, yeah. Well, yeah, I'll leave.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I need the, I'll direct it, but I need you guys to be involved. Enough with the, with this. You're, you can't touch these. You're on, it's not solo. It's not solo. It's not solo. No, you're on button probation. You can't touch, you're on permanent no buttons.
Starting point is 00:26:57 You can do these, but you can't do buttons because you also press the weird one that I don't know what they mean and I'm worried it does something. And it has a picture of a ear on it. Yeah. Which is so I don't want those involved. Okay, here. Let's see. I'll wait. Five minutes?
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah. Okay. And now. Welcome to the. The podcast about list, respectful 9-11 special. Today is, or would be September 11th. And this is what, the 23rd anniversary of the tragic terror attacks that took place in New York City on this day.
Starting point is 00:27:30 So today we'll be doing a full hour of respectful 9-11 content. We'll be bringing up a lot of information about the attacks, and we'll be discussing it in a respectful fashion. we'll be making sure that our opinions are clear. And I just want to say right off the bat that we respect everything about 9-11, and we're not just doing this for a cheap laugh. So I want to go around in a circle, and I want to each name some people, a group of people that we respect that took part in 9-11 and with no repeats.
Starting point is 00:28:06 So I'll start, the victims and the firefighters. Now, if one of you guys would like to... That's two. That's two. It's a group. I'm lumping them together. I can't lump them together. Are you laughing? We're doing a respectful special.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I'd really prefer if you didn't laugh. This is what I mean. Okay, so you're clearly, you're not, you're clearly goading me, five minutes. You're goading me into saying that I respect the Al-Qaeda terrorists who perpetrated 9-11. You wouldn't say, yeah, you were police officers, families, EMG. Okay, all right. What is wrong with you? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:28:40 No, I didn't say, you're- That is unbelievable. I feel like it's clear what you're doing. Now I'm glad we didn't do a respectful. Okay, no, no. Give me another chance. Give me another chance. Come on.
Starting point is 00:28:51 To do what? To name a group. Okay, go ahead. Well, I go first. Yeah, go ahead, Patrick. The people that kept New York going. Thank you, Patrick. That's really respectful.
Starting point is 00:29:03 And we respect them. Okay. Then I respect George H.W. Bush for being there. H.W. Being there. Sorry, George W. Bush. For being, he was there. He was there? He was on top of the rubble and he was like, we're going to win.
Starting point is 00:29:19 You remember that with the big microphone? Because I thought you were saying he was there like when it happened. Why would I say that? I'm just curious. I was trying to investigate what you were saying. So you were investigating? Yeah. There was a huge investigation that went into 9-11. I mean, they didn't know why it happened at first.
Starting point is 00:29:35 So why do you think it happened? You know, I think that it was a tragedy. an act of God yeah and who's God who can say okay I think it was an arsonist we all said something respectful so what would be the second part of this
Starting point is 00:29:50 so then we just kind of discuss the details so like what kind of details I bet that the rubble was really hot to the touch how is that respectful to say that there was mountains of soot there was mountains of soot and I bet that and it makes me
Starting point is 00:30:06 brings a tear to my eye to think of the firefighters who had to wear gloves to touch this stuff And the trains were, the trains weren't running. They probably had their hands overheating. There were probably people who were commuting to work and then they could not go to work. So you're feeling. Do you guys think that it still would have happened if there was three towers? Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:24 It did. They even had three. There was a building seven. There was. Oh, that's a good point. Wow. See, this is a horrible tragedy on a scale with which one single part of the world has never seen before. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:30:38 And I just feel like... Laughing? I do not feel like laughing. Okay, because you were laughing a little earlier. I feel like frowning. In fact, I'll do that now. Can I ask something? Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:49 What's your question? Were there seven towers? There weren't seven towers. Just building seven was a different building. Can we keep it serious and respectful, please? That's an absurd question. You knew how... And you're laughing.
Starting point is 00:31:01 I can hear you laughing. I can hear you laugh. You're guffawing, even. I know you're from another country, but you have to respect. You didn't feel the pain of getting out of school. My mom took me out of school because she thought they were coming to London Derry, New Hampshire. Yep.
Starting point is 00:31:16 And that's true. That's a real thing she did. My mom was in Florida. And she was supposed to get on a plane, not 72 hours after that. We're a little over the time of it and we're kind of getting to real. So we'll just close it out with another. We'll go around again. I'll go first.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Then it can be Caleb's turn. Thank God. And I think we can just go ahead and each name some people that were on. the planes that we respect and we honor and I'd like to choose the passengers and pilots and flight crew I choose the pets that were in the cargo hold thank you Patrick for jumping in there
Starting point is 00:31:49 though Caleb if you I don't know who you respect and honor you said no repeats yeah no repeats is kind of one of the things I mean because God forbid there's ever a repeat attack so this is kind of in the spirit of so again I
Starting point is 00:32:07 I respect repeat who was on the plane. Thank you, Patrick. Pete and repeat. I feel like you're trying to get a specific answer out of me. What am I trying? Because I don't know if you realize this. But the only people who have not been named yet. And he didn't even say people.
Starting point is 00:32:27 He said the pets. The only human beings left on those planes were, again, the terrorist perpetrators of the No, no, I'm not, I'm telling you. I respect the air marshals. Thank you. Those are also passing. He could have said that. He could have said that.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Thank you, Julio. Julio said it. And, you know, I think it's not even from here. You know, we'll close it out. No more commentary on this, but I think it speaks volumes that you did not choose to abstain from the choice. And then you said pick the terrorists. I didn't know that was a, I did not pick.
Starting point is 00:32:57 I said you wanted me to. Yes. We're done. You went through. You went in on it. We're two minutes past the end time. And that didn't feel very respectful. You went in.
Starting point is 00:33:08 I went in. You brought it down to a level of disrespect. You're like doctor disrespect over here. And we're two little kids. And we're two little kids. So what I'm like doctor disrespect and we're like two little kids. Okay. So what?
Starting point is 00:33:23 I'm having an appropriate relationship with you guys. My impression of Patrick. No. And you're reaching out to us to contact us via messaging. Apps. Apps. Today's episode is about apps. It doesn't feel like it.
Starting point is 00:33:37 It feels like it's seriously about something else. The first portion we usually do about other stuff. We just talk. Now, I want to get into some apps that I found. Keep it lighthearted. I found I was having a lot of fun with these apps and apps. Appetizers. So today we're, yeah, we're talking about apps that you can find to use that might be useful.
Starting point is 00:33:58 And we're recommending some apps. Yeah. So this first app that I found was called White's Castle. And this is this. This is a five-star app. Well, that's pretty good. White's Castle. Yeah, this is White's Castle.
Starting point is 00:34:12 And I can see, based on the screenshot here, that you have downloaded this app in the past. Yeah, I downloaded every single one of these apps in the past. And it timed out. And I can also see that the menu is pizza. Yeah, it's pizza. It's a pizza place. White's Castle. This is White's Castle.
Starting point is 00:34:29 What did you search to find this? White Castle. Oh, okay. And I found White's Castle. By Ahmad Husay. And the next app that I found was called Tracks, an app, the only ad and subscription-free software designed to record roadkill across the world. Tracks works with scientists across the globe, and they have built tracks to improve how members of the public and professionals can record wildlife data. And this is by Anime X International.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Oh, and the age limit is four years ago. Yeah, four years old. If you're four years old, get on tracks. And start recording roadkill. This next app that I found was called Breed Smart. Another four-year-old, another app for four-year-olds, which is data management for breeders. And 19 ratings, Jason Fishbeian.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Jason Fishbeen. A fish being. And this next... I bet he wants to breed. This next app here. Wait, how do fish have sex? I think they release a cloud into the water and the female swims through it.
Starting point is 00:35:40 I'm jealous as fuck. Yeah, which sounds fun. This is Hoops to End Abuse. And I downloaded this. Can we describe these pictures here? So the first thing is there's four different games is what I learned on Hoops to End Abuse. There's four different games.
Starting point is 00:35:57 There's Bounce Pass, slam dunk, play ball, and free shoot. And I guess what you do is you decide whether or not something is a myth or reality and also is a VR or an AR game. Yeah, so it says in the screen shot it says myth or reality once an abuser, always an abuser. And there's
Starting point is 00:36:15 two basketballs that's a myth or reality. So then you have to pick the myth or reality and then shoot it and make it? Well, I guess there's a silver man here. You can see he jumps through the question and does the hoops for you.
Starting point is 00:36:31 I guess that must be the slam dunker. I didn't play the game because I didn't really want to give uh give them access to my camera why uh because i don't know who this developer was a r tv and uh i didn't i think it wasn't you can see now if like an app uh discloses whether or not they share your data but what data are they going to get from your damn camera my home a picture of my home they can get a three what are they going to hear mr parasocial again has no idea they're going to use your house they're going to say is myth the reality this is the
Starting point is 00:37:05 of an abuser and give two reality. No, no, no. Yeah. Well, next slide is a game that I downloaded a long time ago. I remember this one. It's a game that I downloaded
Starting point is 00:37:19 when we were on tour called Judge 3D Court Affairs. And one of the first cases that I got in this game was for George Flewey. A white man. And it says that it's top It's a top secret case in this game.
Starting point is 00:37:38 It has two times diamond rewards. I actually know the answer to this one, but I'd like you to tell me, it gives you an option. Did you take this case? I think I did. I think I did take the case because I wanted to see. You showed it to me in the car. I wanted to see how crazy labs handle the case. Crazy labs.
Starting point is 00:38:01 That is the craziest thing of MSC. This comes from, this was one of the games that you downloaded. when we were on tour and you downloaded every app that was in an ad. If a game showed me an ad, I would download the game and then I remember
Starting point is 00:38:12 midway through tour I got a notification because this was like the first tour we did when we were in the van and midway through tour I got a notification from my mobile provider
Starting point is 00:38:23 that said that I have used up 98% of the data for the month. It was like on the 11th probably. Yeah, it was like the beginning of the month. Because I was in the car downloading every single thing that I saw.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I didn't think. I was like, oh yeah, it's just apps. What of that? How big can an app be? How big can an app be? Turns out very spiller.
Starting point is 00:38:43 It's empty. That was in crazy Spider-Man style, though. You have to admit. That was it. You were almost empty. No, it's not empty. I bet if you, I bet if you tipped it over right now this way.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Yeah, yeah, there we go. There I saw liquid. Hey, I saw liquid. You knew it wasn't empty, bro. It's empty. You got so scared. Oh, my God, bro. Now it's empty.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Next app. It went all the way down your body. Oh, and this was an app I found called Future Baby Maker from Face Film. And a little fun fact about this is that President Underwood played around with Face Film app in an attempt to fuse him and Claire together at the top of episode two of I was waiting to see what you notice. At the top of episode two of House of Card season five. And I actually used this app. Let's see it. I used this app.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Did you make one with one of us? Well, let's just see. You did. Wait. Where's the baby, though? Yeah, well, that's, I guess that's what the baby looked like. The baby is what it looks like. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:39:56 This is the baby. I can see that. This is a baby, Juby Omrin. Juby Omran. And go back one slide, I want to show you. for just $36 a year. That's actually pretty cheap. That's pretty cheap, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Pretty cheap for this, for this amazing feature. $36 a year for that. Wow. That's incredible. And they use that on House of Cards, too. And look at how beautiful this morph is. It does look, you guys would make. This does look like the baby the second it comes out.
Starting point is 00:40:28 And not only would you guys make a beautiful baby, you'd make beautiful parents. Thank you. I've always thought that. And I want to see this next slide here because I don't remember what it is. Oh, this was Manly Best AI Body Editor, which I asked them not to track my info. What is up with you?
Starting point is 00:40:44 What? You're so private. I don't want them to, you're misrepresenting social. Dude, you're really trying to reach into people's lives. It's okay for him to want to be private. He's a public figure. He's famous.
Starting point is 00:40:53 I want to be private. I just want to know more about your life. Get out of his private. So this app is actually, it's either. I wish there's a button that said ask Caleb not to track. Yeah. I don't track you actually do track.
Starting point is 00:41:03 track you. I track Patrick every day. Yeah. I actually check. If I'm bored, I'll just see where he is. Me too. Really? Yeah. That's my house mostly. Sometimes you're in different places. Yeah, you're in different places sometimes. I like to check where you are. And it's funny when I see, when I open it up and it's, you know, it's zoomed way in on like some street. And then I zoom out and you're so far away from your house. Yeah. There's something funny to me about you being somewhere that I can't picture you being. Like where? Like just way far away. What I like is I have, I have Julio's location. and Patrick's location. Yeah. And those are the only two. So I open it and it just shows me all of America. So Manly AI, Manly Pro is a, you can spend a $36 a year for this.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Or a one-time purchase of $70. Cool. And I didn't use it for more than two years. Yeah. I didn't do that because I didn't want to spend that much money. Did you get a month? No. is mostly what I could do with it for free.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Next slide. I could only make myself taller. You look good, man. Yeah, I do look very tall here. I think that they, I think. This is manly in the bottom right? It did make me a lot taller. You look very tall.
Starting point is 00:42:25 But for a better value, if you want to feel like a celebrity or a rock star or something, you could get this next app, which is called. cover, and it's only a $2 one-time charge, and you get every single feature on the app. This is a great, you guys, this is Patrick's app of the day. Or actually, no, because there's another one coming up that is my app of the day. Okay. But this one is so great. I mean, look at what I was able to make with this.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I made two magazines with my tall photo. I love the Waffles and Eggs. New Star of Poker and Cigars Officianto. Wow. These are two, and look, these are pretty... 78 cigars tested by Monica Lewinsky. And there's funny Easter egg jokes. Movie, you, dude, where's my cigar?
Starting point is 00:43:14 And look, look at all this other stuff in here. Like, uh, the eggs. Yeah, these are 3D renders of these magazines. This is great. And this is only a one-time purchase of $2. That's $3. I'm going to be downloaded. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:28 I was singing this yesterday. We should have a magazine. I agree. Poker. Our magazine. The unofficial best poker magazine. Preppy Boys Monthly. Okay, that's good too.
Starting point is 00:43:38 I actually like that. We should make a magazine. Not a fucking zine. No, fuck that. A magazine. A full-sized magazine with the glossy pictures and a word search. Like interview mag where it's like this big. I don't know what you're talking.
Starting point is 00:43:50 That magazine interview mag where the book is this big. I've never seen that big. It's huge. It's not that big. Don't you just, did you just talk to the hand, Cameron? Get out of our. relationship.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Get out of our... You don't know. You're parisocial... Guys, I can tell there's real drama going on between these two. Like really bad stuff. You don't understand
Starting point is 00:44:13 that we're playing characters. There's been a betrayal. Next slide. I'm done with this. Next slide. Okay, so this was actually the app that I hated the most. The app
Starting point is 00:44:24 that made me upset today. This is Celebrity Voice Changer Live. It's an AI voice generator, soundboard. And there's one review here that I really liked. I just want to read for you guys. Um, this ad is a five-star review from Tara Beauty.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Tara Beauty says Chris Brown should be a part of this. Chris Brown, he is my friend, favorite rapper and singer, and she always listens to his songs. I know some of his songs and like she just wants him to be a part of this. She always be using this app. And so she was like first came out and it should be better with Chris Brown in it and doja cat. Didn't say doja cat there. But it should be a part of this because this one going to be crazy without. us too. Like, how could you do something with that? No. Oh, yeah. Lil TJ. And how could they not
Starting point is 00:45:09 be part of it? Is it just weird? You should just add them and start doing this because more people will start loving y'all like this app. Do you know like people have fun just having fun with their friends and stuff is good to prank your teachers with your friends, your parents? You can like pick a bunch of people and with nobody will stop you because they don't know if it's real, if it's fake if they don't know if you meant this person you didn't even do like Photoshop nowadays so you should add these three
Starting point is 00:45:36 like those Lil Doja Cat and Chris Brown those are like three like supposed to be a part of it if not no I literally delete this app right and that's the top review that's the number one review for this app right now. That review
Starting point is 00:45:52 was left on pie dashed you use it I did use it next slide and actually have a video review for you guys So with this app, you get like six seconds to do a voice. And they give you what looks like it's a free trial button. But it's actually $4 a week. So there's no possibility of having like three days free like it advertises. But they do have Jim Gathigan's voice.
Starting point is 00:46:20 So I was upset with this app because I thought I was getting a three day free trial, but it actually charged me $4. Oh my gosh. How much in total did you spend on this? On today's episode? $7. Oh, okay. It's not that bad. It's not bad.
Starting point is 00:46:34 I'm looking forward to see what the one dollar, remaining $1 was spent on. Well, it was $3. This was $3. I thought you said this was four. This was four. And then the other one was two, I thought. The other one was $2.99.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Oh. Okay. So we're done with the money. We're done with the money. These are the apps that I spent the money on. But this app I've been having a lot of fun with this week. All right. You were sending us pictures.
Starting point is 00:46:55 You were sending us fucking. Yeah, I didn't go to the gym on. Monday because I was playing mermaids, okay? And he literally skipped the gym and we were like, where are you, man? And he was sending us pictures of the mermaids who's dressing up. Yeah, and here are my mermaids. Here's my mermaids. Queen Demosnia and Earther Mermadria
Starting point is 00:47:10 and Princess Waterina and then Pinky is my new mermaid. It is a picture of me. It's not you. And Pinky got plus one starfish. It's clearly me. That's not you that doesn't even look like you. It's a, it doesn't look like. Are you talking about Earth or Mermadria? Because that looks nothing like you. I'm talking about Pinky's a mermaidria looks a face. I guess if any of them were to look like Caleb
Starting point is 00:47:31 I think it's first I would say actually all of them look like you. They don't look like me. Yeah they do. They look like well, queen demonia maybe. Maybe I look a little bit like queen demonia. Pinky by the way, not even a good mermaid man. Don't like all these other ones. They're queens. You don't do you know no no no no you don't even get to talk about my mermaids. Why? Because you were at the gym.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Being a lunk. You could have, okay. You used my likeness. I didn't use your likeness. You did. That's clearly me. That's from the app. That's from the app.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Somebody use my life. That's a picture of me. That's the mermaid. You can take it up with that. Let's go, previous slide. Take it up with, previous slide. What's her?
Starting point is 00:48:19 Anastasia Taranquia. Terencia. You said it wrong. Take it up with Anastasia Tarakina. Tarakina. Take it up with Anastasia Taranquia. Osastasia Taranquia. Go back to the last slide,
Starting point is 00:48:32 because these are my mermaids. And you don't get to say anything about them. I can say. You could have, you could have stayed at home and played mermaids. If you were going to make comments, you should have done on the other apps. This one is near and dear to him.
Starting point is 00:48:43 And you could have maybe made your own mermaids. You made one for me. I didn't make one for you. That's just from the app. That's a digital picture that they have in. It's a digital picture. And all I, I would.
Starting point is 00:48:57 I want you know I'm fine with it because my mermaid got five stars they all got five stars well I don't see any stars for anybody except pinkie no because these are my these are my mermaids and they're all five stars in your head they're five stars
Starting point is 00:49:11 they're all my only one that the app got I'm not showing my three or fours I'm showing my five star mermaids you made mermaids that didn't make the cut I made mermaids that didn't make of course I made mermaids and didn't make the cut I'm not even going to talk about them they're not queen dimonia
Starting point is 00:49:24 earth a mermaid Okay, fine, I'll give you one. Eggrangeria. Egg grain. Egg grain. Egg grain. A grain, graindria. A graindria.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Her name's a grarengeria. I think I can see why she didn't make the gun. And she's a three star. She's three star because her outfit was not cohesive. But Queen Demosonia was maybe my first five star mermaid. You know, I just noticed, why does Queen Dementia have in her hand a fork? It's a tingle hopper. It's a tingle bobper.
Starting point is 00:49:56 A tingle hopper. Yeah. What the fuck is that? Dude. You don't know anything about mermaids, you lunk? You're a complete lunk. I'm not a lunk.
Starting point is 00:50:03 You're a jim rat. If anything, I'm a jock. You know nothing about mermaids, you jock. Yeah, I'm fine with that. You're a meathead. You're a meathead. That's derogatory.
Starting point is 00:50:12 If you don't, a tingle hopper? What is that? What is that? That's a fork. I see a fork. He knows nothing of mermaids. Explain to me what a tingle hopper is. Just forget it.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Lord help me. Just forget it, man. Those are my, Those are my apps, and those are my mermaids. I'm pinky. Okay, I have some, I went on a website called download.com. Okay. Which is a website where they get all the different,
Starting point is 00:50:38 they take all the apps from all the app stores for everything, and they put them on their website, and it's don't think it's a safe place to download from tip. No, absolutely not. It's one of those things where you find when you're in middle school and you Google how to unzip as in the folder. Grand theft auto, free APK. Yeah, stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:50:55 And so I found some interesting apps on here. So the first one I found was called Wolf Howling Sound Button for Android. You can see two screenshots here of a button with a wolf on it. And it says, simple, very useful, super loud, best jokes. And I wasn't able to use many of these apps or any of these apps because most of them are Android. Did you use the Android emulator on the computer? I did not because I didn't use the apps. I used to use that for.
Starting point is 00:51:20 So here's some information about Wolf Howling Sound Button. Here's the developer's description. Thunderbird games. Need a wolf howling. Just press the button to blast a high quality sound effect. Very good quality
Starting point is 00:51:31 and clean sound button makes it vary. Need a wolf howling? Just press the button to blast a high quality sound effect. Very good quality and clean sound button makes it very
Starting point is 00:51:39 professional. Download the wolf howling sound button app for free. Louder than ever. Wow. The decibles are boosted up to make howling wolf effect louder.
Starting point is 00:51:47 You can also connect a stereo system via a Bluetooth or cable. That's a feature of the app. Quality sound. The wold howl button is made for many uses. The sound is very professional, so it fits anywhere. That's so good.
Starting point is 00:51:58 So this is a sound you can use anywhere. Yeah. On a Zoom meeting, on the train. And it's loud. It's loud. I would fucking hope so. And it's very professional. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:07 So that's Wolf Howling. Here's another app I found. Cameron Boyce 4K wallpapers for Android. Okay, so I'm interested. I did not. You searched Cameron. I did. I went to the last page.
Starting point is 00:52:18 No. I literally swear to God I didn't. You searched Cameron. You wanted there to be an app about you. No, I didn't. I thought about doing it searching my name after I saw this one. but I didn't do it. Didn't he pass away?
Starting point is 00:52:27 He did pass away. And you can see that it says Cameron Boyce RIP in some of the pictures here. So it's pictures of, it's an app that has a bunch of pictures of Cameron Boyce. Did they make it before or after he passed? Well, it says RIP, so I'd have to hope that.
Starting point is 00:52:39 They change the duo lingo app logo every day. Yeah, why do they make that disgusting owl sniveling and odd? Oh, no. It pisses me off. Here's the description of Cameron Boyce 4K wallpapers. Looking for latest Cameron Boyce Wallpapers, H.D., new 4K or creepy cloud background.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Here we've got the best and perfect horror style photo of Cameron Boy's 4K Walpapers has collect many pictures album and free wallpaper HD. Here is everyday dischargers for Cameron Boyce Man's Walpapers Pigs. Many wallpaper is here. It's a art designed by fans. Cameron Boys 4K Walpapers is an application that will help you to find the best and amazing. You can find here the best collection of Cameron Boys backgrounds and simple backgrounds will give to your phone at the best look.
Starting point is 00:53:25 because of the Cameron Boy's wallpaper. And then here's a list of features that I'm going to read out. Category features. Set wallpaper easily. High quality wallpapers. Optimized for all devices. Easy navigation. Cameron Boyce wallpaper.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Cameron Boyce wallpapers. Cameron wallpaper. Cameron wallpaper. Bois Walpapers. Boyce Wallpapers. Cameron Boyce. Cameron Boyce Walls. Cameron Boyce Background.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Cameron Boyce Wallpaper HD. Cameron Boy's Backgrounds HD. Cameron Boyce Lockscreen. And Cameron Boyce Lockscreen. And Cameron Boyce. backdrops. How did they fit that many features? Most apps don't have that many features. Most apps have one feature. I can't believe it has Cameron and Boyce. No, it has. I mean, they have Boyce wallpapers. I haven't seen, I haven't seen that many, I haven't seen a single
Starting point is 00:54:11 voice wallpaper. You need this app. Cameron Boyce Walls. Here's another Android app. Flying helicopter truck flight. Whoa. And it's the pictures are of a flying truck with helicopter. Here's the description. Ever dreamed of flying a helicopter in the sky. want to fly your truck like a helicopter flying helicopter truck flight is perfect for you that's what it is for people who want to fly truck like a helicopter yeah it's I don't think I've seen a vehicle
Starting point is 00:54:35 like that in real life so this is an amazing fantasy yeah look they're flying over what it looks like Stonehenge yeah it looks like it's rocks but I could see it looking like Stonehenge if I was blind if I had bad vision like I do here's another Android app
Starting point is 00:54:52 girl body scanner camera APK for Android and it's a picture of a girl being scanned. Oh, it's from Dilruba. It's from Dilruba apps. Developers description, do you want a real body scanner camera app? Want to download a real body scanner app for Android? We regret that we are unable to offer and the body scanner real app girl. Download any other body scanner simulator or girl BR scanner if you're trying to find a girl body scanner camera.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Considering that this app lacks a women photo cloth remover or cloth remover body scanner, Find a different X-ray cloth scanner or X-ray app that can scan your entire body due to the fact that we only intended for this app to be used for entertainment and not cloth-remover app from gallery or dress cloth-remover app. Okay, so this is, I would say
Starting point is 00:55:36 this is some of the worst marketing of everything. Download another ad. Just get a different app. Do you want an app? Do you want me to download it or not, Dilruba? Just get rid of our app. We hate our app. The next one is an app I would definitely download.
Starting point is 00:55:49 It's called banana and cucumber. That's good. And this is, there's no, there's no description. Oh, it's paid. It's just, it's paid. So I couldn't figure out how much it cost, but it's just a picture that's half banana and have cucumber. And it's by online 99.
Starting point is 00:56:03 That's great. Banana and cucumber for windows. The next one is called Chicken Shooter Game of Chicken Shoot and Kill for Android. You can see it's a guy on a farm with a gun pointing it at chickens and roosters. I'm going to read through this description really fast. This is going to be a speed read, but you need to hear all of it. Chicken Shooter Game of Chicken Shoot and Kill is the best game. of chicken shooting and chicken farm.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill is best game of chicken shooting and chicken shooting farm. This chicken game is about chicken hunting while playing chicken shooting game. This chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill is for chicken hunter is going to evaluate the skills of the chicken hunter and challenge him to maximum in chicken hunting hunting. Chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill is the best chicken shooting shooting game. Chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill has been developed for all chicken hunting lovers. Background story of chicken shooter game of chicken shooting kill. Our war soldier has now decided to become a chicken hunter. A soldier can never stay away from a real
Starting point is 00:56:50 shooting challenge, so the Great War Soldier is back at shooting life looking for shoot to kill. Farm chicken is the best option available for our chicken hunter to shoot to kill on chicken farm. What is this chicken hunting game about? This chicken hunting is about the chicken hunt of the chicken hunter and chicken farm. This gun game is different chicken hunt levels where each chicken hunt level has a set chicken shooting mission for you. In order to achieve your objective of chicken shooting in chicken farm, you just have to do pistol shooting to hunt chickens in this gun game. How to play this chicken hunt game. You will have a pistol for farm chicken hunt game as you try to hunt chickens in a farm of chickens for shooting chickens. You need to use the pistol in following manner
Starting point is 00:57:20 hunt to farm chicken. One, for shooting chickens in this hunt a game, click on the zoom enable button and left bottom corner of the screen. Two, once you have enabled zoom, a bullet button will appear on the right bottom corner of the screen for gun shooting chickens chickens. Three, you can click the bullet button for pistol shooting in this hunting chicken game. Four, aim well and hunting chicken will be very easy in this shooting chicken game. Why play this gun shooting chickens game?
Starting point is 00:57:40 You are surely going to love the gun shooting in this hunting chickens game due to the following reasons. One, this hunting chickens game is totally free to play, but you can spend money to remove ads or to buy different pistols. Two, this hunting chickens game has very awesome graphics, which are very pleasing for your eyes and mind. The graphics are high quality as well, it's very smooth, so you're going to have your best gaming experience while playing this greatest gun shooting game in history. Three, top quality fun. It's great fun to do hunting chickens as the challenge keeps on getting tougher and tougher with every cleared level.
Starting point is 00:58:04 The aim to get better and better helps you keep going until you're at the top of the world in the shooting game. Who should play this farm chicken gun game? Anybody who loves farm chicken and hunting games for fun or wants to do hunting chicken should play this gun game and establish the basic skills in the stimulating environment, mapping to the real farms for hunting chicken. chickens, when to play the shooting chicken gun game, whether you are at office at home or whenever you have free time, just pull out your shooting pistol for shooting chicken and enjoy playing this great game of shooting chicken. Wow. And you didn't play this?
Starting point is 00:58:31 I didn't play this. It sounds amazing. This one is for Android. Oh, blast. So any Android fans out there. It's not like cucumber and banana. No. No.
Starting point is 00:58:40 And then I have one last one to show, which is female anatomy 3D female body visual. By from off. of Bumph apps and you can look at the female body visually in 3D Wow that's interesting All right that's all my apps Okay
Starting point is 00:58:56 Let's see your apps I have some apps I mostly focused on some of the reviews For the apps that I found I feel lightheaded after reading Yeah I can imagine that was a real marathon Um I the website I used was just like
Starting point is 00:59:09 an archive of all the iPhone apps And their reviews So this is sex game Not a porn game by ThunderCorp Mobile LLC. And what I liked about this is that it has mixed reviews, two and a half stars with 22 reviews, and almost every single review is this.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Go to the next one. Please remove from history by singer boy. Cruel prank. My friend thought it would be funny to download a bunch of gross apps on my phone, so please help me out and remove me from purchase list. It isn't funny when I have to explain this to my mom. Pitbulls rock.
Starting point is 00:59:40 By pit bulls rock. Next one. Remove from my purchase list. I gave you the five stars. But I need that you remove this app from purchase list. A friend download when I was asleep, so it was a mistake. Can you remove it, please? Next.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Remove from purchase list. My friends thought it would be funny to download this to my phone. I needed it off my purchase list, and it would be a very bad moment when I have to explain this to my mom, please and thank you. From Crazy Monkey 67. And then next, I think there's two more. Please remove this app for my history by The Kitty is amazing. Please remove this app for, please remove it from my history list. It's so bad.
Starting point is 01:00:18 So there's a lot of apps like this and I found multiple ones. It was all every review as a kid like, please remove this from my history. Yeah, how can I get rid of my paper trail? And it was the same story every time. My friend downloaded it because it would be funny. The next app I have is truth and lie detector. And there's one review here.
Starting point is 01:00:39 By Ichiron? L, I'm not gay. By alpha male, not gay. So you can only imagine this guy, I went for the truth, and he was like, well, let's test it out with the truth. I'm straight. I'm gay. I'm gay.
Starting point is 01:00:51 And then it said, ding, the truth. What the hell? I got to get rid of this. Yeah. And he definitely made the account named Alpha Male Not Gay just for this review. Yeah. Next is Jupy, AI Fantasy Roleplay Chat. And there's a million of these AI roleplay chat apps.
Starting point is 01:01:09 But I liked this one because it, so two stars. It costs money. I am 10. and I wanted to finger out what sex is. I recommend this for 10-year-olds. I am 10. And I wanted to finger out. And I wanted to finger out what sex is.
Starting point is 01:01:26 This is exactly the kid movie reviewer. Yeah. It's like, this is good. This will be good for 12-year-olds. To finger out what sex is. But if you think it's good for 10-year-olds, why would you give it two stars, do you mean? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:39 That's my question. He probably doesn't know. Yeah, that's good. He probably thinks two is the best. Yeah. Because, I mean, if I got two stars, I'd be excited. I'd be excited to get even one star.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Well, he's still in that school type of mode where a star is a really big deal. Yeah. If you get two stars a month, you're doing pretty fucking well. Yeah. Next is slave escape with 61 reviews by Omer Siddiqui.
Starting point is 01:02:02 One star. I thought I would be a real slave not collecting carpets L game by the ultimate gamer man. Wow. Yeah, so he thought that he was going to, so this is a game that is Temple Run.
Starting point is 01:02:15 You collect carpets instead of coins I can even see there's a carpet You can see the carpet So this guy Ultimate Gamer Man is an idiot Because it says it right there Yeah I would be able to tell that this game was not about But it has four and a half stars But it's fun
Starting point is 01:02:30 It's hard to not have a Temple Run game be fun Yeah 61 reviews in four and a half That's not bad Yeah it's really not that bad Well he's bringing the ad bet it's all 65 star reviews And then he's the one one He's the only one star review
Starting point is 01:02:45 Wow. So check out Slave Escape. It's pretty good. Make her laugh tickle arcade. Okay? Next. I think this might be my last one. Two stars, but I want to tickle me.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Oh, by Sivakami V. So he was mad that he couldn't tickle himself. And there's a couple of other tickle games that you can get to. And is that the last one? Is there another one? I thought I had another one. Oh, maybe not. But yeah, that was.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Why do you need it? Yeah. Who needs an app to me? make it tickle. Well, there was one that was called like, it turns the vibration on. There was one called like, uh, no, it wasn't that. It was this game and then there was another one called like tickle the female where it's like a video. There was one of you I didn't include on tickle the female where it was a guy who was like, uh, okay, it's pretty good, but the girls are not actually being tickled. It's a video of them being tickled.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Like that is awesome. That is. Yeah, funny. Yeah. So, So, that's apps, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's apps. That's our apps. And I don't even know when this comes out, so there's nothing to look forward to in the world. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:54 That's sad to say that. This is the one that comes out the final week of backups. Yeah. This is the last backup. So this is the end of September. I think so. Look out for the... Look out for Halloween.
Starting point is 01:04:08 For Halloween. It's coming up and it's going to scare you if you're not paying attention. What day is this coming out? Wednesday. So that's the, let's look. In the calendar. Let's open the calendar app. Let's see.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Let's see if you can figure it out. On the 25th. You have anything amazing that you need to plug? No, but on Saturday, I think that's the Equinox. The Equinox is on the 21st. Yeah, that's Saturday the 21st. Okay, so it will have already happened when this came out. So you have, there's nothing to look forward to.
Starting point is 01:04:45 But again, Halloween. Except for Halloween. I would say that's something less to look forward to and more to look back over your shoulder during. Yes. Crime is up.
Starting point is 01:04:58 I thought you were singing the China song. That they play in a movie or cartoon. I thought you were doing that. What is that song? That song gives people goosebumps. That song goes fucking hard.
Starting point is 01:05:11 That is a good song. I listen that when I work out. that's a good ass song. Yeah. Who made that shit? That's got to be Michael Jackson, one of those ones he ghostroding. You're like, damn, Michael Jackson wrote that. Yeah, where somebody comes forward.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Like, I actually wrote that. Yeah. All right. Bye. Bye. This is my next tattoo. Yeah. That'd be so fucking sick.
Starting point is 01:05:37 This full forearm is like a realistic portrait of Tupac. Yeah. insanely detailed black and gray. $3,000 $2,000. $6,000 easy. Up my entire my calf.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Up from my ankle to my thigh. From my ankle to my thigh. Right next to your cock. Just like a picture of Tupac. When I walk around, I'm wearing my basketball shorts. You see just tatted on my calf, just a pair of legs. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:08 It goes up. And I pull my shorts up. You see a tattoo is Tupacupacupacupac. licking my balls. It goes up my entire leg. It's hyper realistic. His tongue is going. Just the most disgusting.
Starting point is 01:06:33 He's got like the gooner face. Just like, yeah. And I'm like, yeah, I thought I got it because I got my pants will cover it up. But, like, when I wear the shorts, you see his full body, you see, like, drool and stuff dripping down. Like, you can fully tell what it is. I'm wearing, like, I wear it, like, two-ish and seem like Patagonia.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Underneath, it's like, yeah, you know, I got it so it could get, like, covered up with shorts. And then, like, underneath the body, it's just in Old English, Tupac licking up my fucking balls. Hey!

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