Podcast About List - Ep. 309 - The Gross Out Gauntlet

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

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So the honey pack... What is a honey pack? Yeah, so let's ask the question first. I think the way that it was described to me, my friend Jake was telling me. Can I ask a question just right off the bat? That I think we'll... Showing off the rock. That's what he's doing.

That's what he's doing. Can I ask a question? Can I ask a question really quick that might make me not even need to... Yeah, that's what I said is I would do this if I was trying to do it. So yeah, you didn't. I just saw it. And you have a crumb. You're covered in crumbs after you can you get off.

So, anyway, my question that I think might make me be able to forego the entire explanation, is this a new meme? The honey pack. Well, I guess a little bit. Okay. But it's more than that. It's a product that they sell at bodegas. It was like an unregulated, like, the way that it was described to me by my friend Jake is that it's like honey that has like sedentphil in it. Okay.

I don't know what that is. Which is the generic Viagra? Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, it's sexual honey? It's honey that you take, and then it makes you... So it has a drug, and I thought that this was like that the honey that Joe Rogan will eat that makes him hallucinate. I thought that this was like a natural product.

I'm always afraid that I'm accidentally against some of the Joe Rogan honey. Yeah, it is. But I have, because you go to the store and it's always like they have two peanut butters and they got 500 honeies. Exactly. And I'm like, I don't know what these are. Some of them are... You could end up with the... That's what I'm...

If you see it in the pack, stay away. I could end up with a honey pack. I'm going up with a Joe Rogan LSD DMT, honey. Now I'm getting all high with that, that's freaky meat's food. And then they got hot honey? That's got a freakyer honey. I actually think that's what he had. I've tried that and it was almost hallucinatory how hot it was.

Yeah. Mike's hot honey? Oh my God. Have you tried this? Yeah, I have that at home. I use it on everything. You will literally see it on everything. You will start seeing visuals.

It's so hot. I put it in coffee. No. Put it in milk. Yeah. You eat honey milk? I eat honey milk. You eat milk?

All right. Oh, I got it's frozen. When I freeze it. You freeze milk. I got that new ninja thing that makes slushies. Oh, the creamy. Oh, yeah.

The ninja cream. I know about that. That is such a. Nothing but milk in it. If you go over to somebody's house, if they have that, any sort of single use device like that, that shit sucks, man. That is so, that is just.

wrong. But it's so good, dude. I want it so bad. But how often are you going to just eat? No, you're never going to use it. There's one guy that we all follow on Instagram who really likes it and it's how I know about it. That is true. The ninja creamy is pretty pop-y with those people. Think about what guy that we all follow and are obsessed with on Instagram might have one of these things that he uses to eat things during the day. Well, I think I was thinking about it just now and I think that maybe we could get it for Noah. Noah, you think he'd like a ninja creamy? You would love a ninja creamy because they have a slushy setting, can make some frozen

margaritas. Oh, okay. Some kind of Pinia colada or something. Ooh, a boozy ice cream. Yeah. Mm-hmm. A boozy ice cream. Now we have to buy it for them. No, that's too bad. We can't have boozy ice cream. We can't. I'm glad that they say hard now instead of boozy. Yeah. Me too. Bozy was

too flirty. What am I a clown? I'll have the bozo. I don't know. You are a bozo if you drink underage. I think you're cool if you drink underage personally. but, you know, sponsors and stuff. We don't have any sponsors. We've never had a sponsor.

We have a sponsor. Who is a honeypack? Yeah. Why does a honey pack say? The guy on TikTok Live that I kept trying to buy honey. And then you said you're 15 and they kicked you out. Why does the honey pack say VIP on it? Vainty.

No. No. Intravenous penis? It's going into your veins? That's how hard it gets. That's how hard it gets. It just forms a point that can pierce a skin. This is the hardest honey

I forget where it's from It's like Persian or something But it's hard honey It is a different kind of honey It is a different kind of honey Have you guys seen the videos where it's They make where it's nurses And they're injecting the balloons

With a syringe And they can do it without popping the balloons You haven't seen these? No Like a blown up balloon It's a blown up inflated balloon And they show they have a syringe And they can like

They find the point And they like inject it and take it out And it doesn't pop How sharp are these needles man? It's, well, it's more how skilled are these nurses? How skilled are these nurses? Not very skilled. Thank you for asking.

Very. Well, what's funny, what I like about these videos is that they have mixed in, like, probably like four or five. It'll just be like, it's all the, like, the women are, like, really good at it. And then it'll be like a guy who looks like he just, like, woke up like five minutes ago. Yeah. He's, like, scrubs have, like, stains on them. I don't trust a male nurse.

And he sits down and just goes like, and just goes like, and just, it's so funny. It's like, if that was me, I would be like, don't post that. Yeah. I would not. It's like if somebody, if you weren't in a McDonald's and they all went back and filmed me like, this is the one guy who doesn't know how to make the burger. The one thing you have to do.

One guy who keeps dropping the food on the floor and picking it up. Like, let's be real, that's the only thing that a nurse has to do besides right on a clipboard. And sit down. Yeah, that's it. And crash my car. Yeah. And that's why I hate nurses.

What else has nurses done? What else has nurses done? Nurse Jackie? That's a famous nurse. I never saw that show. What did she do? She gave out. prescription drugs to people.

Right? I don't know. I never saw it. Me neither. I heard that it was amazing. I heard that it was amazing. From who? The Emmys.

The Emmys. Daytime Emmys. Really? Yeah. You see, did you hear the news? Well, can I just say something really quick? I think that the, can I just say something really quick about the Emmys for we move on? Yeah.

I think the Emmys is basically the MEs and it stands for mediocre entertainment. Wow. Television's not as good as movies. No. And honestly, I think that one of TV show wins an Emmy. It's a mark of shame. Take that Academy. Because I prefer underground TV shows.

I agree. I also think... It's you just now. That's you at the Emmys. Right in the crowd of the Emmys. Ricky Jervais catching a stray bullet. They better watch out. He would be an amazing person to get...

Shoot at. Yeah, to shoot at because he's fat. All the bullets would hit. No, if I would love... I think I would actually like Ricky Jervais if he got hit in the head. with a bullet and started acting different.

Yeah. I think that's got Phineas gaged. And also, yeah, and also maybe he like, he started to believe in God. Yeah,

started believing in God. Exactly. That's what Russell Brand did. He used to be the most, he was a flying spaghetti monster. But he got here with an accusation on a bullet. That's a, and these days,

it's more dangerous than a bullet. The pen is mightier than the sword. Yeah, and they did use a pen to write down the, yeah. With a quill, quill and ink. That's how they do it across the pond.

His team was so good that, that they had to write it notes and pass it. A callout scroll. Can you imagine that shit back in the day? It's kind of what Mr. Martin Luther did. Mr. M. L. M. L. Hid him with the call out theses. Was he a Lutheran? And you know that. Didn't he begin it? Or wasn't it based on his ideas?

Martin Lutheranism? Yes. It has nothing to do with Lutheranism, unless he was a Lutheran. The split in the church for Catholicism to any sort of evangelical church that comes from that motherfucker. Was he a Lutheran or was he a Lutheran or was. Is that just a coincidence that his name was Martin Luther? What do you mean by that? Yeah, can I ask? Martin Luther King? What do you?

Yeah, but Martin Luther King? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it a coincidence that the guy was just named Martin Luther King? How about Luther Van Drops? Yeah, what is the coincidence there? The coincidence is that the guy's name is Martin Luther. I'm not sure that he created Lutheranism. Yeah.

And then. So that's Martin Lutheran? And then, yeah. So I see the end then. I'm not seeing the coincidence part. Was Martin Luther King? A Lutheran, or is it just like, that name sounds good? He was a reverend.

I know, I know he was a reverend, but I don't know if he was a reverend in the Lutheran fame. I guess he could be named after Martin Luther. I'm sure he was. I know nothing about the guy. I know that he had a dream. Well, let me put you on game. Well, even if it was Martin Luther King Jr.

Yeah. Let's consider that as well. I know a million things by Martin Luther King Jr. I know a lot about Martin Luther King Senior. I have no idea. I have no idea. That's who I was talking about. And what a coincidence.

You were talking about the senior. Yeah, I know nothing about MLK Jr. I know a lot about. Yeah, Martin Luther King, Sr. He also had a dream. Drop a couple of facts about Martin Luther King Jr. Martin Luther King, Jr. No, Jr. He had a different dream.

Tell us all about Martin Luther King Jr. He had a dream that his car was a piece of cheese. He had a dream that his car was a piece of cheese. And he was a mouse. It's not as good as his son's dream. Wait, he was a mouse. He was a mouse. Martin Luther King Jr.

And he had a, this again, I'm talking about senior. Oh, yeah, but he had a mouse. He had a lot of less important dreams. His son's dream was way better. Yeah, I agree. Martin Luther King's senior's dream. He was a mouse driving a cheese car. I mean, let's be real.

That wasn't Martin Luther King Jr.'s only dream. Yeah. I'm sure he was naked. He was definitely having a speech about that one. Having sex dreams, too. But, yeah. Because you know that he was a philanderer. Oh, really?

Well, maybe that's a part of Lutheranism. What is that? Which I guess he must have been. What is a philanderer? Can you look this as that philanthropy? No, he cheated on his wife. Oh, that means cheating. Why won't you look it up?

You're over there drawing? He cheated on his wife and my grandpa will be quick to tell you about that. That seems to be if he comes up, that's the number one thing that he wants to tell you. He actually cheated on his wife. He's like, I think he did a couple other things as far as you don't remember. I mean, when you look at the grand scheme of things and what- Grandpa's scheme. Your grandpa's scheme was to get rid of him.

I have a scheme. That was my grandpa. My grandpa was a HVI. I think Cointel Pro, they had a PowerPoint with the heading. I have a scheme. They're like, pretty good. No, we're going to shoot them in the head. Yeah.

It started with that. They didn't even care about killing them, but they were like, I have a skeet. Well, that's pretty funny. There was a one page PowerPoint. And they were all just like, all right. Did you see the? Let's go to one. I don't know where I saw this, but there was a collection of all the, like, graphic design for all the, like, CIA declassified things.

And it's all, like, PowerPoint, like, clip art stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty badass that they think that's cool. It's awesome. Yeah. Have you seen the ones that are like, that are like really overcomplicated diagrams where it'll be like, they'll be like, okay, this is what we're going to do in the Middle East. And it'll be like a graph that's like 3D and there's like different sections that are like, this is time. this is love like this is the mind and we're going to go here

that's how we're going to do it I think that's awesome and this circle represents tactics and make sure we're inside this circle that's like the like that photo it's like the consciousness energy grid where it's just like a guy's head and yeah yeah yeah yeah we ever seen the special forces badges for like all the missions the side up ones those are so funny the coolest why did they do that's the fucking Chapo logo but why wouldn't they just or that was DEA why wouldn't they just

do an eagle. Yeah. Why did they have to do like a like a metatron? It is the greatest, it's the greatest argument for the government is not doing any of that crazy secret stuff. Yeah. They think it's cool. Yeah, exactly.

But I mean, how else, I mean, you like take a step back and you look at it and it's like, oh, this is probably really fucked up. But then you see this really cool patch on your jacket and you're like, oh, oh, yeah. It's actually badass. Look at that. They got Kenny from South Park on here. It's Kenny from South Park and he's taken out a whole. Iraqi village.

They have a Kenney South Park badge? No, I'm just speculating but I bet they did in the 90s. They should do more pop culture ones. I was pretty sure

they had well yeah they used to have all those like Simpsons Desert Storm shirts right or those I think those are the shirts I think those are more funny shirts.

I don't think they were dropping in wearing what happened was there it's like there was like a mix up at the screen printers and they were like so do you have all those shirts that we're going to send out

to the soldiers and you're like oh oh all these blanks that already had the Simpsons already had Bart skateboard again it's all Bart with like it's a misprint where Bart's like head is cut off like at that forehead so there's like I guess we'll put a helmet there I don't know there's a box that was supposed to go to like the troops on the ground in Desert Storm but then it ended up they got all like the like the Super Bowl shirts that of the team that lost yeah they got like the

Browns yeah well what actually happened was that they were just actually trying to make some nice, respectful, commemorative shirts for the veterans of Desert Storm. And they outsourced it, of course, they're not going to print themselves. So they paid a factory to print all these shirts and where was the factory located, but in Springfield. Oh, my God. So they're really cheap labor. It said right there, please do a design of a normal person. A normal person who looks like any other person walking on the street.

How can just look out the window. See whoever is the first person you see. We just want a normal American. Yeah, a normal American hitting Saddam Hussein over the head with his skateboard. The first skateboarder you see. Did they give those? They look at the window and they see him spinning around the pole on the skateboard. Yeah, with the fuel rod.

Did they send those shirts to like people who, to like soldiers at war? I don't know. No, I think that probably would happen is a guy made them. Yeah. But how cool would that be if they sent them with like the emerald? Maurice and the care package. Yeah, that'd be sick. It would be so... What if we were sending people like Rick and Morty sweatpants now? Yeah, I'm pretty sure, but now the quality is bad. Yeah, the thing about the thing is we don't, you don't need to

air drop in any Rick and Morty sweatpants. They got that cover. That's true. Yeah, I guess in the Middle East, there's plenty of them. Yeah. That's a good. Yeah. So what's new guys? Nothing. It's been a minute since the three of us. It's been a minute since we reported. It's been like a month. It's been a full month. It's crazy. It's unbelievable. Did you have nothing to say about my shoes? I didn't notice them, but can I guess before I look? They're very Euro, man. They're fuck ass.

Oh, man. All right, let's say. Stick them. Okay, wait, stick them this way. Put the shoes on. Come on. What the fuck are the... Put them on the table.

Take it off. Take it off. Put it up here. No, put your leg on the table. I'm not that stretchy. Check these up. What is this? Wow.

Melissa? Chill. Chill on me. These are ladies shoes. They're not ladies' shoes. What about these look like ladies' shoes? That's the name of the brand. That's a normal name for an Italian to have.

You were walking around in Italy. You tripped and fell into a farmer's market stall and tried to walk it off. These are ladies' shoes. These are women's shoes. No, they're not. Yeah, they are. The lady says. Okay, show me the size.

Oh, it's probably European sizes. Flip it this way. They're USA 13. That's a way. That's, yeah, because we're the same shoes. No, I had to get them big because they only had them big. They're not female. They're women's shoes.

They're not female. Yeah, because you're at your, we're an 11. We're an 11. A men's 11 is a woman's like 13. Stop freaking out at me. It's a European 45-46. Dude, these are ladies' shoes. No, they're not.

Look, it's got a cow on it. What kind of, oh, they're made in Brazil. Metro and Brazil. Oh. But yes, this is what I've been rocking. This is my new kind of. of style. That's a female size.

I got the Melissa shoe. You're a female shoe size. No, I'm not a shoe shy. You're a female shoe shine. You wish. Step back. You wish you were a female shoe shine. Yeah, I do.

Yeah. Because I like that. Get in there and spit shine. No, we're not. We're not evil. He had ego death. I got ego death. Oh, yeah.

I don't exist anymore. Wow. How's that being going? Yeah. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I'm actually not aware. I remember that it happened, but the sensation of it is a mystery to me.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me. Yeah. But yeah, man, I got the untucket and the Melissa shoes on, and I'm feeling very European these days. The unto everybody in EU wearing untuckets. That's the untucket I gave you because I bought it and then realized it was an untucket later. Yeah, and you get all pissy about,

oh, I can't wear an untuck it because there's ads for it on Instagram. No, it's a nice shirt, bitch. It's because it didn't fit me. This didn't fit you? Yeah, I got fed. And it doesn't fit me? I got fat again. No, you didn't.

A little bit. I didn't notice. I'm a little bit fatter. I saw you in the hot tub, and I was saying, damn, Patrick's got that body rocking body. I think I just have a body, yada, yadi. I think I just have a beer gut now. No, I don't think so.

I got to cut back on all the beer. No, no, no. I got to drink clear liquid now. Like what? Name one fucking clear. Yeah, maybe vodka might want. Vodka, Sprite. Mm-hmm.

I'm on a clear liquids only right now. Vodka and Sprite and Sprite and fresca. Yeah. Cheer wine, zero. Cheer wines here. That is brown. Cheer wine. Clear. Clear. Clear. Clear. It's my favorite soda. Yeah. Your friends is. I'll be like, yeah, I got to cut back on the beer. I'm only drinking clear liquids. I got clear. You've never seen before in your life. That's perfect. It's in a like green cylinder that's like this long. It's like a, but it comes out. A pixie stick. That's the important thing. It's clear with 75 grams of sugar. All right, so it's 20% water. Right now it is...

That's like, if you've ever had Pocari sweat? No. No, but I've wanted to. That's the Gatorade that they have. Bro, go to 10. I don't like, I think I get that like it's a trendy style name, but I don't like putting sweat in there.

I agree. I can't, I can't fuck with it. I really can't. It tastes good, though. I think about it. I'm sure. We drink Gatorade. It's clear water and it's just like,

you think it's just like a water with like electrolytes and it's like got a shit ton of sugar. Yeah. So does Gatorade though, but it's the same thing as Gatorade. But Gatorade has the word gator in it. Gators are scary. Oh, yeah, Julio's here.

I didn't even want to say a word. He just walked away. I have his mic set up and everything. And he doesn't give us up. He's afraid to speak. Oh, he's going back. When I was in, if you're going to talk,

yeah, talk into the mic. Yeah. Also, he already said he doesn't exist, so you can't not exist. You're such a classic stealer, by the way. You just stole. Steeler. Yeah.

What did I steal? First of all, you've been stealing my style for about two years. What style? Oh! Oh, wait. Wait, that hurt my damn feelings. Fuck-ass girl's shoes.

I don't wear that. They weren't fuck ass. You just stole what I said about them too. Oh, yeah. And what he said about them too. Yeah, so you're a stealer. Say one unique thing right now. About these shoes.

In my shorts. That's from Bart. That's the most clear of Bart. You're ripping off my shorts. You're ripping off Bart. That's not sure. You are ripping off Bart. You're a Bart.

These are 13 killed. Yeah. So are these, bitch. Fuck you. Yeah, you were wearing a girl's shoe. No, you are. You were wearing a gross shoe. Fuck you and fuck you.

I mean, we can't deny. You can't deny the science. There's no science going on. It's sizology, if anything. You can't deny the sizens. No, again, it would be sizology, the study of sizes. All right.

Well, you can't deny it. You in last one second in a European shoe store. You'd be saying these are for girls. These are for girls. There's no different. You want to? It wasn't a women's shoe store. The woman who worked,

it was a woman's shoe store in the way that a woman worked there. And all the people shopping were women. Yeah, but that's because men don't really shop in Europe. It's a different culture completely. They have the women do it for them. They don't even eat breakfast.

That's why all this European guys look like that. Like what? Like tight ass pants. No, I actually saw some real, you know what it was the most common style that I saw? Small ass shirt, big ass pants. Drainer style. Wow.

A lot of these guys going around. That makes sense. No, I mean like the old men. The old men were all wearing suits. I don't believe you. You don't believe me? No. I can believe it.

I'll bring you. The old Italian guys, they all wear like a soccer jersey or like a polo shirt and then those really tight pants and then like white shoes. And so let's see, who would know anything about this more? Did you see that there though? Not that I can recall even one time. Do you remember the picture that you sent me? of the people that I saw were dressed like waiters because I went to a lot of restaurants.

That was the most common style I saw. He said, I want to change my style into this. I thought I was going to go. He got the receipts. I thought that I was going to go and it was all going to be like Affliction T-shirts and like slick back hair and giant sunglasses. And you know those white hats that are like a soccer hat

or something that have like a million different logos and flags all over him? This is what Caleb said he wanted to change his style to. Wow. That's basically Caleb's style already. Yeah. That is a little. bit my style. I think your hat if your hat changed. And can you say what I said how I

destroyed you with my joke when I sent you that picture? You said I probably looked at that spot and said, yo, I want to skate this. No, I took a bunch of pictures of Pompey and I sent them to Patrick and I said skaters be like, why can't I grind it? But the reason why you can't grind it is because it's actually a UNESCO World Heritage site. Okay. But you would probably walk around and say, this is an amazing skate park. I would probably, I would probably bring a tech deck out, probably fingerboard it because I have no respect for history. Are you fucking

after what I've been through this month? You're going to say you have no respect for history? I have no respect for history or world events, especially volcanic ones. Pompeii and Ercolano. What? Ercolano? What's the El Cullo?

That's the one right? No, I'm not a cool. There was another one that happened next to Pompey. This is the big secret of Pompey. Pompey is pretty cool, right? Sure. But this place, they call it Ercolano, but it's called Hercolano? Herculaneum is right next to Pompeii, and it is even cooler.

Yeah, it's Ercolano. But it's really small. There was a guy in the village who went, did Doth I do that? No. Doth I Doth that. They spoke Latin, not old English. Ercolano. His name was not Urkelano.

Yeah, it was Urquilano. The name was Urquilano, and he taught him did that. He put a bunch of baking soda in the volcano. He started Pompeii. No, man. It was named that Hercules' son founded the town. Yeah, his son, Hercules probably did have a lame-ass nerd son. And he was obsessed with the goddess Laura.

It has to be descended from Hercules. I think it really is. It must be. It really must be. You can't get to Urkel any other way. No, it comes from Hercules, straight shot. He was a descendant of Hercules. He literally was.

It's true. He had powers in one episode. Or no. Did he have powers in one episode? I'm trying to remember an episode. What powers? No, no, no. I'm thinking of the episode of Steve.

No, no, no. Yeah, he was definitely a supererkle dream sequence. Definitely at one point. Probably. But there was also Stevel. Do you think that if you were, the Halloween episode where he has a haunted puppet? If you were descended from someone with powers,

you would, if you didn't have powers, you'd probably dream about it all the time. Yeah. It probably, that's horrible. No, Invincible, he does have powers. I was going to say, is that what the show Invincibles about? The show Invincible is about superheroes, mostly. Yeah.

But I thought that the son didn't have powers, and he was just... So I think it's mainly about him being a superhero. Yeah. Well, you know, it's a little bit about his dad walking around and being mean. Yeah, his dad's a jerk. I haven't watched it. I didn't watch the show either, but I read the comic a long time ago. Neil used to watch it when we lived together.

I'm not interested in... I'm not interested in any animation that looks like this. Yes, exactly. Make it 60 frames for a second with... Motion smooth. I don't give a fuck. I really don't. That people go,

oh, it's incredible. No, it's not. You drew a bunch of pictures. You made me remember that animation is pictures. Yeah,

exactly. I don't want to know. When I watch an animated movie, I forget the animation is pictures. Exactly. You made me remember and I want to fucking kill me. That's why we got to get rid of all animation and make it realistic 3D CGI,

which is why Disney. That's why Disney is on top still. Inside Out, too. Yeah, we're going to make that nod. I watch about 30 minutes of Inside Out too. Yeah,

wouldn't. Wouldn't? Wouldn't. When do you do that? When did you do that? When did you watch that? I watched a bunch of movies when I was in Italy

because at the end of the day, man, you don't want to be... At the end of the day, you do not want to be in Italy. And you would like to be pretending that you're home watching movies on a laptop. Yeah. So that's when I watched Trap.

Yeah. That was badass as fuck. I liked Trap a lot. I didn't see it. I just watched the new Beetlejuice movie. How was it, man? You know what's funny? What a coincidence?

I just ate the pancakes. I said that on the last day. Rexious ate the pancakes from Denny's. The Beetlejuice and you have to, you have to order them as the Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice pancakes. What the fuck is your problem? You idiot. I don't give a fuck. I hope he shows up.

I hope he shows up. What did you think about? It was basically mid, really heavily mid. Yeah. I think it was basically crazy that they made that movie. Yeah, but I loved it. You saw it? I had to saw it and I had a lot of fun.

Really? I was also, I was also. I saw it at the time. Nighthawk and I was very drunk. Okay. Yeah, so I thought that there was a lot of funny little characters. I think Michael Keaton's back. Michael Keaton, I like him.

And I like him back. And I, and everyone was certainly in the movie. Yes. Well, except for the one guy who isn't because he was a pet of file. They even had him in the movie. Yeah, he's had a lot. He's in it way more than that. When it came out, people were like, oh, they wrote him out of the movie in the funniest way.

And he's like the main thing of the movie. Yeah. His face is still everywhere. Yeah. They're still showing pictures. And they have his voice. Yeah. Wait, this guy's just doing his thing.

They literally, they literally were like, they literally were like, listen, buddy, we'll let you record the lines while you're at home fucking a child. You don't even have to come in. Wow. You don't have to leave bed. You don't have to leave your race car bad. Wow. But basically, I think that every written line of dialogue was probably one of the worst I heard in a movie in the movie. Really?

I think whoever, I think that it seems like somebody wrote running and ran punch up on it. I love to add in jokes and they maybe were somebody who hadn't been in the world yet or was having some yeah interesting experiences for the first time You think that a baby

It was an interesting baby There was a lot of things about There was a lot of jokes about safe space And about trauma Yeah Oh that's actually my big question Justin Thoreau was doing all that Yeah

Did and Catherine O'Hara was doing it too as well Yeah They kind of had multiple characters Whose whole thing was to do that Did Beetle juice? I kind of liked that though I thought it would be like, you know, it was just like, oh yeah, Catherine O'Hara's character, she's like a bad mom, bad stepmom.

Yeah. And she would be manipulative in that way. Right. So what I was hoping to do was laugh. Yeah. Well, I was laughing at the choices made by the character. Did Beetlejuice turn SJW? That's my question.

No. No. Beetlejuice was still after. He's still a damn pedophile. Really? Well, no, because you know what? If they had stayed true to the character, what would have happened is he would have come and he was seen Winona and then he would be like, nah, you old as fuck, let me get it Jenna Ortega, who's a child in this movie.

Yeah. I'm looking at your daughter. He would do that. I don't even remember. You should be Beetlejuice for Halloween. You should be Beetlejuice. That would be really good. And for a couple days after as well.

You were thinking about it, really? You're doing to do the new movie. Dude, I told you earlier when I was at the computer, I'm stressed out about Halloween. You don't have to be stressed out. I need to tell you guys this. Oh, my God. This is fucking Wang. I've been wanting to hear this.

I need to tell you about the couple's costume that I'm being pressured into. Oh, yeah. This is the biggest. This is the most bullshit I've had to deal with. And now, here comes the first, my damn wife type of story. This is started before we even got married. And now I feel like I have to, now that we're married, I feel like I have to lock down. I don't know.

You can say this. Well, no, now I feel like I have to do it. Uh-huh. But here, so she's been reading the Harry Potter books and watching the movies, right? Yeah. And so we've been watching through them. And she thought that she was like, oh, for Halloween, I think it'll be funny. I think I want to be Dobby.

I was like, oh, that's funny. Wait, she didn't want you to be creature, does she? Dude, she asked me. She asked me to be, she said, we need to be Dobby and you can be Lucius Malfoy. Wait, no, you would eat that, bro. You have the wig right there, dude. No, that'd be fucking, that's the most fucking disrespectful. Yeah.

Can you imagine me walking around? The other one. Who are you? I'm Lucius Mouthoy. I'm the guy, yeah. You know who you should be? I should be Django and you should be Leonardo DiCaprio. That's a good idea.

I'm now realizing. There's that level. There's that level of it. And then there's also a level of having to be, and people be like, who's Lucius Malfoy again? Yeah, that's easy. You just say Malfoy's dead.

Who the fuck is dressing us? Who's asking their, Drake or Malfoy's dad for Halloween? We have the wig, but I borrowed it for the show. And then I basically for about a week straight. complained loudly about this until she said, fine, you can be Harry Potter instead.

Well, oh, wait. Maybe I'll just be here. That's awesome. That's fucking awesome. You should be the sock. Yeah. Dobby and the sock. Yeah, and then yeah, I was and that she was like, oh, or you could be creature. She said that too. Yeah. It's like, this is crazy. Well, that'd be twin. Are you thinking about what you're saying to me? Me and my twin and him. There's actually, they actually

have some interesting differences. Yeah. What was creatures? Creature likes being a slave. No, Dobby does. No, Dobby hates that crap. No, creature hates it. No, creature be walking around. Creature was... Creature was inherited by Sirius Black. Yes. He hates being his slave.

He hates Sirius Black. He misses the Malfoy's. And he is grumpy. Yeah, he's a... Dobby, even if he hates being a slave, which I don't think he doesn't think he likes it. He literally hates me, cries all the time. He literally tries to be a slave again after he gets freed.

He's always trying to help Harry out. He literally dies for Harry. Slave mindset. That's true. Dobby really had that shit. A creature's like this. Well, he's ugly as fuck as well. He's also a creature.

Yeah, so he's a fucking goblin, bro. Yeah. He's a house elf. Whatever, bitch. Senator, I'm a house self. That'd be Bill Marby. Bill Mardobby. So that could have been pretty good back in maybe 2015.

Yeah, that would have crushed. Can we time travel real quick? Can we time travel this one? Episode one of the podcast, that would have been. Knocked that out of the park. Maybe we did that on the show. I would put it fast. I would say that probably a lot of people have done that one.

Yeah, I think that. Maybe we did that there back in the night. Yeah. But I've basically been re-immersed in the Harry Potter lore due to this, due to this experience in my household. Upon the 500th watch and reread, is there anything new that's popping out of you? So I haven't been reading them. I've been hearing a lot about the books. Well, she's been reading them and you're around. So you're hearing it. I'm kind of absorbing some of the information. What I think is that is that it really is crazy how much every single of those movies except for the third one really is so suck.

The fourth one is awesome. The fourth one is cool. But even the fourth one is where it starts to get to fall off. And then the fifth one is probably the worst movie I ever saw. I think the fourth one is actually my favorite. The fifth one is so. The fifth one is due. So terrible.

No, it would be so sick. Even I see, I felt good because I was always like the third one is the best one. And she was always like, the fourth one is the best one. And then on this rewatch, she was like,

you know what? You're right. Yeah, maybe if you, if blue is your favorite color, but if orange is your favorite color, then the fourth one's the best one. Yeah.

Here's how it goes. The first two are red. Yeah. The third one is blue. The fourth is orange. No, the third is green. The fifth, yeah, the fifth is, is blue. The fifth is blue. The sixth is green. The sixth is green. Seventh is orange. Yeah. Yeah. And that might just be the covers of the books. It is like the covers of the books is what I was saying. Oh, I was saying the actual feel of the movie. They were heavily influenced by the covers of the books. That's crazy that we kind of lined up there. Yeah. That is crazy. They literally were. Now they think about it, they were making the movies to be the color of the cover of the book. I think they really were. They literally were. The artist. who did the covers, which, by the way, those covers

suck shit. Yeah, yeah. Those covers are terrible. Those drawings. Why not just use a fucking screenshot of the movie? Use a picture of the movie from your phone. Yeah, why is it have to be drawn? It looks like shit. Also, the thing, also here's what else stand it out to me is that

in the fourth one, this is probably one of the funniest parts in any of the movies to me. I really like this part. Everyone should go and watch this part again and just really pay attention that when Harry Potter becomes a mermaid and he becomes swimming from eating the He eats the mott. He eats the gilly weed.

It's really, he has to, like, his quest or whatever, he has to go, like, rescue his friends who are being held hostage at the bottom of the lake. In a bubble. In a bubble. Yeah, they're tied up by the evil ones, the evil water ones. And he eats the stuff and he grows gills and little flippers. And the first thing he does, he dies into the water to go rescue his friends. And he just, he jumps out of the water like a dolphin.

He goes, yeah! And just yells, yeah. And does a dolphin flip in front of everybody. And you know, I was literally crying, laughing at that. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. He does a free willie. He goes, yeah. Yeah.

And that's the first shirtless Harry Potter that was. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he has to save. He's got it. But not the last. They're all chained to like coral or whatever down there. And these are the real, the real people are chained to that.

That's not just like a magical double. Well, it's not a true story. Well, no, I know. But I'm just speaking in the, the. the world of the wizards. Yeah, they really were kidnapped and brought to the bottom of the lake for like a week or something. It wasn't like doubles. No.

It wasn't magical doubles. No, they were really in the threat of death. And Harry went, yeah. See, this is why I don't like these movies. You just hate the Wild Wild West. I like the Wild Wild West. Wait, what do you not like about, wait, what are you leading up to there? You don't like it because they're in danger?

No. Wait, what are you saying? It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous. I don't understand. It's far too dangerous. dangerous to really put it. It's real friends down there.

So I don't, so are they magical doubles or are they real? No, we're saying, no, why can you keep asking? We said no a bunch of times. Why would they, why is he jumping up and screaming yeah? And why is this is he got him? And why is this is a hoggwards?

He got them. Oh, because he's a fucking fish. It's because he's so excited to swear. Why is this a challenge at the school? Because it's a tri-wizard tournament. Why are they putting dead? To get the Tri-Wizard Cup. The kids could die.

Yeah, that's why they have to save them. God, put the, It's a test of their might and their courage. So the kids are going to die. No, no, no, they don't get them. All right, except for Robert Pattinson, who actually passes away. Don't, please, please.

My boy. I love that part. That part always makes me feel terrible. It's so boring. They're such boring. They're literally they kill Robert Pattinson. No, man, they're badass. Yeah, okay, so now you've already changed your mind instantly.

The first two are Christmas movies. Uh-huh. The next two are. Halloween movies and then the next ones are gray movies about how to be a teenager badly I like I like at war everybody hates that the first part of the last one but I like it when they're trapped in the woods and they get I have romantic I love romance oh yeah I wish they were being romantic at school I'm not gonna lie I'd rather they'd be romantic at school than in the woods why because that is more interesting to me to watch this school the school is the fun part the school is okay

but aren't you a little bit tired of school by the end if this if they were one to seven all the school the whole time was just them being at school and it ends with them graduating that would literally be the best book series ever I do agree that they didn't need all the drama. It literally should have been all the fun. No, the war is unrelated. I agree. I've never been in a war. Maybe people

in like in the Middle East or Africa might relate to these books and like them more than me because they're not going to know about the first part. They are in a wizard war. Yeah, that's true. With each other. Yeah. I don't like the movies though, but I like the theme park a lot. you went to the theme park

did you ride on Hagrid's motorcycle went on that Hager's motorcycle is cool because it drops What else did I go on This was a long time ago I had a butter beer

I had a butter beer A long time ago You know what the else I have There that's really good It's called the fire whiskey And it's just Parasider with a shot of fireball Is that yummy?

Let's make that tonight I'm down Let's do it Can we have a Harry Potter party The beginning of October Harry Potter? Can we do a month of Harry Potter? I will rescind all

the hate if we can do a potter party this weekend i'll do a potter party i'll make butter beer you make a toad chocolate frog chocolate frog i'll get some frog mold and some chocolate i'll make jelly beans you can make the cards you're going to make birdie bots i'm going to make jelly beans homemade birdie bot homemade jelly beans which nasty flavors are you going to do poop but what's the other one come it's going to be either pee and it's both brown and shit that's It's the same as poop. I'm running out of ideas. I'm running out of gross out ideas.

Don't gross me out, man. You know that I don't react well. Doctors. Stop. Doctors' orders? Doctors. Stop. I know it is.

Equipment. Uncleaned. Oh. Uncleaned doctor's equipment? He's been grossing me out all with the entire weekend. I told him at the beginning of the weekend, I said, I'm going to gross you out. And then he started, I started, I failed immediately. No.

I didn't. Let me show you, let me show you the last thing I sent on his, sent, sent, I texted to him. The last thing I texted him. before he walked into the other room in front of his one with his wife in tow. Yeah. And he looked at me and went, stop. It was gross. He was just sending me gross out.

The last thing that I said, okay. Well, also, you sent a picture of the toilet. I tried to gross him out with a picture of a clean toilet. You tried to gross me out with the toilet, and then I sent this. And he came into the other, look at the other room. He came into the other room and said, stop. Get a weird out, but he can be able to see it. Lay is lightly salted.

Now go look at the other. Show him the other flavors I was literally on my knees like this dry heaving It was nasty Do the other ones What else the flavors did you have? These are poop flavored lays It's disgusting

Dog poop lays These are all from Google images Isn't that makes you want to wrap And then this one pepperoni talk fart That's so gross He's the king of gross out Humor That's true

And I didn't realize what I was coming up against. You said you were like, I'm going to gross you out. And I was like, there's no way that you will gross me out. And so I was saying stuff. I will say, I will say, the thing that did, the thing that did kind of help me was as soon as he said that, I started saying things and then Pierce jumped in. Okay. So Pierce is a master. He was grossing me out.

Wygon, Obi-Wan. Yeah. I don't know what those two's relationship is to each other. Their brother and sister. They're master and apprentice. Yeah, but I don't remember who's is whose. Quigon is Liam Neeson. Okay, so he, meaning he's...

He's older. He's older and was Yoda's apprentice. So he is also an apprentice. So who's the Yoda of grossing out? Dr. Poop. Stop. Probably Dr. Poop. Even a mention of his name.

That is so fucking disgusting. Dr. Francis fecal poop. Francis fecal poop. You can call me feek. yeah the freaky dropping buttered toast on the ground face down

stop man see we were doing stuff like this let's gross them out right now me and Pierce invented the grocerant which is a restaurant that only says because that's funny

because I a while ago I invented the grocery store and I think these two businesses could really have a symbiotic relationship yeah they would thrive together yeah they really would it wouldn't

what did he say a sneeze burger scary sauce was scary sauce. I remember scary sauce. The mustard. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gray poop on mustard.

Ew, that's nasty. And that got him. He went in the other room. What about a dirt cup with worms? With real worms and dirt. Stop. It's really, it's actually grossing me out.

Like, I was kidding at first, but it actually. Hair burger? A hair burger? I don't know. For some reason that's a burger with beautiful hair. It's not made out of it.

It's made of hair. That's fine. But it has hair? It has hair, too. Like in the back? But it looks like lettuce, but you eat into it and it's hair. Does it have bangs? Yeah.

And it bangs. It's good. It's good as fuck. It's really good. By the way, all the stuff we said so far is really good. Gray Poupon, must turd is good. It's good. It's just a name.

Must turd. I must turd. Stop. Uh-uh. No. Forget what else was at the, was it? was it stench fries I can literally

snout dog oh yes you should have been or you shouldn't have been there I'm glad you weren't I would have He would have definitely vomited And I was really getting grossed out Yeah The thing is I'm pretty easy to gross that

And I didn't realize that When I was when I started You are very easy to gross out It's crazy My grandpa one time saw A booger with poop on it He saw that No he saw my

It's crazy for the poop to or the booger to have the poop on it. It's a little bit of poop. It's only a little bit. A poop with a burger, a burger. Because it's somebody that didn't wipe. Yeah, it's like I could understand that. Or they blew a snot rocket into the toilet on top of their poop.

Their finger cut through the toilet paper. But a booger that has a flak of poop on it and then they pick their nose. The booger is kind of interesting. A tear drop with a hair in it. There's beer that's brewed from throw up. Beer. please crackers that stink

ritz crackers that stink what you're talking about the French that was good though that was good armpit still just talking about the French my grandpa one time saw my your grandpa's butt

stop you know yeah what about ribbo like that What about old spice odorant? Hmm. It makes you smell worse. The odorant.

Old fries, older, older, end. Old fries, older, and it's fries that are stuck in your car. What about a dusty old book that you found out of this shelf? My cousins used to have a Toyota Sequoia and there's like a really big like SUV. And in the back they would always, they wouldn't throw out their McDonald's when they were done with it. And they would just put it in the glove compartment in the way back. No. And one time I saw my cousin eat like a three.

compartment in the way back. You know, like the reverse car, you then. It's a push me, pull you car. You got like the compartment in the back. It's got fronts on both sides. Glove compartment is just. Well, there was, it was like, there was two cup holders in the back and then also like a little like thing. The console.

Yeah, like a little console on the back. Well, in the way back in the trunk. Yeah. Right. That's more. But he took a trunk. He took a fry out of like an old fry out of like a stale old fry out of there and I saw him eat it. Ew.

My stale bagels. My grandpa was not cheese. my grandpa one time's time my cousin one time was eating you know those like chili pepper crickets that you can buy he had a bag of those and he walked to my grandpa and ate one

it wasn't even like trying to show it to him my grandpa immediately vomited all over the place as soon as he saw me he did they had those in the gift shop of the cave that I was at yesterday and they had a label a bug's boner they had a bugs owner that's actually like

fucking hot to me. The label on the crickets said this is not funny, it's just interesting. It said that be careful if you eat crickets, they may, if you have a shellfish allergy, they may trigger your shellfish allergy.

Oh, wow. I guess, you know, it's all true. It's similar. But I guess it's, of course they would call it a shellfish. It's emulation. I remember that song.

That song was from their bad album. I thought you're trying to gross us out. The corn is pretty gross. I thought he said corn to try and gross. Spoiled corn. But I guess it makes sense They call it a shellfish allergy And not a cricket allergy

You're probably more likely to discover it When you're eating shellfish It wouldn't be funny to be like I'm allergic to eating crickets and bugs But it's also I saw a video of somebody This actually grossed me out I saw a video of somebody

Had a ordered a salad And they had a full living praying mantis In their salad Ew That's cool You've been grossed out by the gross out You're not the gross out Well I just grossed you out

I think I found a bug in my salad Over the weekend It was, like, so small that I couldn't even tell, though. I bought some broccoli from Walmart. Poop with broccoli on it. Stop. That. Broccoli with poop-style cheese.

That's what is it? Broccoli or hawk-to-a-le-le. Hock-broccoli. That's funny. Spitting broccoli. It's a broccoli-spit on it. Spit is really gross. It's really gross to me.

Spitted broccoli. Why did I say that? A spit martini. A spit. Ew. Spit all over the ground. Ew. Ew.

That's nasty. Dog spit. Dogs don't spit. They saliva. Dogs spit is saliva. A drool. I'm getting salivating right now. That's what I'm saying.

It's like filling up my cheeks. That's what happened. That's the beginning of... A chipmuck with spit all filled in there instead of acorns. At long as he keeps it in his mouth. It does when... And then he goes like this. A dog...

A dog licking your face after it just licked poop. A tree growing upside down. Wow. A tree growing upside down. I think that it's... I bet that sometimes. in history, somebody got like hit in the head by like a lead pipe falling off a construction

sighted until they got messed up their brain and they got grossed out by stuff like that. Reverse stuff. An upside out piece of paper. A piece of blank paper. You don't know until someone says, and it's upside out. It has to be something in your brain.

It has to be mess withable. Yes, of course. Like it's the same way. Tails. Just weird things grossing them out. Oh, old paint. The paint on the walls dry. That's a little bit how I am.

Yeah, it seems that way based on how you've been reacting. Do you guys get grossed out? A nostril? I have those. Doesn't bother me. Do you guys get grossed out by chewed gum? No. It does take a lot to gross me out.

I guess I think chewed gum is more a nuisance than it's like you step on. You're like, oh, yeah. Damn. My wife will vomit if she sees chewed gum. She better not come around me. Yeah, exactly. That's why I told her not. Don't go around camera.

He's a gum chewing king. Why? I don't know. It just grosses her out. That's weird. Isn't that weird? I can understand it because it's a chewed. It's like getting grossed up by chewed food.

I mean, it's not as gross. Chewed food. That's good. Chewed food. Spitted out. Is it like just one kind of food? A meatball made of chewed food. A candle with water on the wick instead of fire.

Oh my God. That would put it out. Yeah. It would be so. A meatball made of chewed food. Cooked. A meatball made of vegetables. But then not served.

Probably put in the trash. Served. Trash served. Over poop spaghetti. Trash being served. Trash being served. Fresh pink served at the table. Oh, you know what I do get grossed out by?

What? Well, I'm not going to say it. Say it. No, no, no, I promise I won't use it. I promise I won't use it against you. I'm just curious. When was the last time you were grossed out? I mean, I get grossed out by some things.

I'm like what? I feel like I've seen you get really grossed out of something before. Yeah, you've seen me get grossed out at stuff. It's usually videos that I've been sent. Oh, I remember the last time I saw you grossed out. It was when we were talking about the video where the guy's head goes into the The one that, the woman's ass, I remember that. The one that you watched 100 times.

Yeah. It was scary. It wasn't scary. It was scary. And I remember I said that it was like getting trapped in a grocery bag. I don't know about us. We were on a, we're on that group chat back in the day.

I think you're the only one who ever checked that. Yeah, I can't. I can't. I wouldn't check that. It was a gross out group chat. You love grossing out. Yeah.

Well, it was mostly, it was mostly like weird old men. Fried worms. I replied of like porn no accounts. Yeah. That was kind of how it started, and then people were, like, seeing, like, the stuff that the old men were replying to and being like, oh, my God, look at that. Yeah. And then I think that's how that was found.

And you got grossed out by the head that was in the asshole. Yeah. I'm pretty, I think I'm pretty gross out of all, but I have very specific stuff that graces me out. Like what? Mostly injuries really gross me out. Oh, my God. Yeah. Certain types of injuries really upset me.

Oh, like the show scarred. What's that? It was hosted by Jacoby Shattix from Papa Roach and was on MTV. And it was all, like, skateboarding injury. and like any injury where a joint is wrong really grew up makes me feel like oh my god i remember wanting to throw up when i saw gordon heyward at the NBA uh tip off in 2017 or 2018 he goes up oh i remember dunk and he his leg went entirely backwards like yeah i can't do that at all yeah they used to they used to have like in every tony hot game grosses me yeah yeah i don't like

puke very much every tony hot game would have like a bales monster Like, they would just collect all, like, the bales from videos and stuff. And when I was a kid, it was like, you know, it's like, oh, damn. Like, I get like, what? Like, this is fucked up. But now as a grown man, I'm like, these people are seriously injured and it's grossing me out. Yeah, like I'm, like, thinking about like, it's disgusting. I'm thinking about, like, the surgery.

Yeah, what's more disgusting is the cost of these health care procedures that probably have to get after. It's exactly right. Our monthly fees are going towards these sad souls who are, whose bones is sticking out of the arm. You know what grosses Julio out? What? Seasoning. Yep. Really?

That's true. Taheen? That's not true. He's grossed out by seasoning. I didn't see him season one piece of food this weekend. Simple seasoning? Dude, I tried getting Tahitin. I watched Julio eat a hot dog with no bun.

I see. Caleb's phone is messaging somebody right now. Oh yeah. My phone's really broken. You see that? Wait, it's sent just like a huge long test. It's sending gigantic Instagram DMs to people.

You got a new phone and everything. I'm trying to message our landlord right now. Oh my God. Trying to message him just. Yesterday I sent somebody My phone was in my pocket And my phone sent the message K-I-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L

That was scary You're asking you got to text That's haunted That's haunted This is what I wanted to show you guys Hot Dog with no bun Hot Dog with no bun Yankee with no brim

Remember that? This is the new meme of Julio Yeah, this is going to get posted on Twitter Why did you eat a hot dog with no bun? I'm curious Did we run out of buns? Was that why? No, I just wanted a sausage. I'm not even going to laugh

because I feel like you don't even realize how deep a hole you just dug yourself. You don't realize that. In America, that's what we called us. Oh, my God, I forgot Caleb was twins with the cooler. The Iceman. I wasn't twins with the cooler. You were the Iceman.

I wore Iceman's cool as fuck. You should be the Iceman. Okay, yeah. Iceman confessions. Thank you. I was the Iceman. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Iceman's confession. It's a book and it's like, I was dressed up like the cooler one time at a box. Have you seen the HBO documentary about him? No. Where they interview him? No. And he just says all these crazy lies.

Yeah. He's like, first I went in. Didn't they make a movie about him? Yeah. Michael Shannon's in it up? No, I don't know about that.

I think that I think they also made one that's about him making it up. In the, in the HBO documentary, it's just all of him talking about how he's like, yeah, at first I went in and I did 500 backflips. Yeah. And then I grabbed a thousand knives and I shot them all at once out of my night.

That's what the same thing with that movie. You guys ever see Bloodsport? Yeah. That's what I've seen scenes of it. Bloodsport is like a John Claude Van Damme movie where he fights in an underground martial arts tournament. Yeah. And it's like, it's based on a true story from a guy named Frank Ducks.

Okay. It was just like, yeah, I fought in an underground martial arts tournament that's so secret that nobody's ever heard of it. And I won it by the way. And like these are all the different guys I fought. And it's just like, it's literally mortal combat. But it's like, it's a true story. Even then, like, that's, like, the whole thing of, like, oh, yeah, I fought, like, this many guys or whatever.

None of those stories are ever, like, cool. Well, I don't know about that. None of those stories are ever. I mean, if it's in a movie. If you watch Bloodsport, you'd think it was cool. Yeah. Well, yeah, but that's a movie. But, like, when a guy tells you a story about a fight that he's been in, it's always, like, go on.

Who's the guy who was the game show host and then claimed that he was a CIA spy? Oh, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, right? Yeah. Yeah. In my head, it's. Sam Rockwell. Yeah, but it was a real guy who said that he was a CIA

spy going on missions while he was on TV. Yeah, that's got to be a lie. Yeah. Even all the spy stuff too is fucking stupid. Yeah, yeah. I heard about there's this one guy,

the guy that was like selling like American, his name's like Robert Something. He was like selling like American. Robert something. Robert something. My name is Robert something. He was selling American.

He was selling American secrets to Russia, during like the 90s or something. Like he was like an FBI agent. I don't make a fucking hamburger right. Yeah. You put the letters on top of the burger.

The onion goes on the bottom. But he was selling like, he was an FBI agent who was like not making enough money and then he just like sold a bunch of like American secrets and stuff. And he like told all the Russian people that his name was Ramon. Wait, what year was this? Like the 90s? Like early 90s.

I know I know this guy's grandson. really he's a comedian no way yeah Danny Trejo I believe Danny Trejo he's I met him in DC oh yeah yeah and he was he was he just that came out at some point I was talking about his grandpa yeah and he was like oh that's my grandpa and then I just talked to him forever and he's like yeah he's kind of weird we just go see him in jail every yeah I yeah that guy was apparently he was a real idiot yeah that's what I was I was watching like a video on him he was cool yeah i remember being mad that you're not making enough money as an fbi

agent and you're just like yeah fuck it i went to the uh let's get these other guys that is a beautiful side hustle that you can only ever do as yeah yeah he got a shit ton of guys you gotta seize it you got to do it he got so many spies you you got to think about it you can't you can't be a fucking you can't be doing that at working at barns and noble yeah true that is the specific back in the day you could it's the same thing you can say it's like working

at Dunkin' Donuts. When borders was around. Take the donuts out back and sell them to the homeless people for $10. You got to do it. Yeah, because you're not allowed to the store. Nobody else can do this. Yeah, that's true. That'd be sick working at Barnes & Noble and going to borders.

Being a double agent. That's what I'm really interested. We're going to be putting. Next week, we're going to be putting a Starbucks in. Yeah. My, my stepfather used to have to do corporate espionage when he worked at a Burkens. The corpian espionage store.

when he worked at Birkenstocks. Wow. Yeah. He got sent to other shoe stores to see how they arranged the shoes. Oh my God. And then they copied it. Burk in stock. Berkentstock is evil.

And this is all declassified now. You can look this up. But Birkenstock did a full copy of the pay less shoe store arrangement. Why did they choose pay less? I don't remember what store it was, but it was some shit like that. Yeah. And that's the kind of thing that. I want to be in.

I want to be in something like that. And speaking of shit, I want someone to say, you're in deep shit. Uh-huh. I'm living in deep shit. Yeah. I would like to do a lot of stuff,

but I would not like anyone to say I'm in deep shit. I'd like to do that stuff and people say, you're fine. People say I'm in deep shit and I go, oh. Ew. How deep. What?

That's a dog crapping. Is that? I thought that was a monkey playing. Yeah. I also thought that was a boom of food. That isn't crapping. You thought it was A's aboomah food. that's so nasty man she doesn't look like a monkey at all

yeah that looks like a capuchin monkey bro from this angle that's so disgusting man if you guys did win in a corporate espionette why can I not say that corporate corporation corporate espionage what business would you like to work for and what business would you like to spy that's a good question so yeah what I would probably do

is I would probably work for like well he just shook the entire office with his cough that was amazing Um, superpowers coming through. I would probably work at something like a local, like, I mean, I'll just say a shoe store or something, not even a chain. Mom and Pop shoe store. Yeah. And I'll be going. I'll be doing corporate espionage at like the Tesla factory, the Apple store.

Yes. SpaceX. Yeah. You'd be getting secrets from them or giving secrets? I would be, I would be getting secrets from every single. I would just be going to all the biggest companies in the world that don't sell shoes. Yeah. Like, okay, this is how they do it.

Yeah. This is how they make a giant lithium ion bathroom. Yeah, they start with the frame of the car. Yeah, and then they slowly drop in a lithium-ion battery. I'd be giving reports on all those, yeah. That's a good idea. We need to start doing this. We need to send me, I'd be really overbearing.

They didn't even, I'm doing it, they're not hiring me. I'm just giving them, I'm coming in. You have to fucking change. Look, in the Apple store, everything's white. And they have a glass storefront. You've got to get glass here. Because they're not allowed in the Apple store. No.

Because they also are sellers. That would work for shoes, though. All white store. It's an Apple store style. Yeah. Anything can be sold in an Apple store. And you got a shoe. Apple store is free revenue.

It wouldn't work with shoes because everybody goes into the Apple store just to play with the computers. Dude, go on and play with the shoes. What are you talking about? You do what? Walk with them? Run, yeah.

Put them on your hands? Smell them. Do anything with them? Smell them. Get on all fours and smell the shoe. Do you guys feel, I feel like whenever I went to the Apple store as a kid, I was like, this time I'm going to hack it.

Yeah. Of course. This time is I'm going to figure it out. Dude, it's the best when you go to T-Mobile and someone's got like their, like all their stuff logged in. Yeah. Someone was playing too much.

and you would hack them and you would hack them you would hack people you were a black hat hacker at the T-Mobile store you put the you know you type something on their

Facebook like what like I eat poop that could ruin somebody's fucking life you know that could get what if it's a what if you logged into

an honorable doesn't matter reverend I'm the master troll the master troll doesn't care about anybody huh no that's really sad

when I was in high school when I was addicted to hearthstone when they released on iPad they had a thing where if you logged into your Hartstone account on the

I would give you like a certain amount of free booster packs. I don't have an iPad. So I went to the Staples in Harvard Square and I downloaded, I like downloaded Harstone on it and it took it because they like had it like all locked down. The download would take like like two hours. So I just went and like walked around Harvard Square and that came back and I got the and you got it.

That's corporate espion. And I was so afraid they were going to like reset it or stop the download. Yeah. You did espion. That was like that's the one time I feel like I shouldn't have been able to do that. I feel like that's not something. that should be possible. I agree.

It was like a thing in my town where like my brother and his friends would go to Best Buy and they would take selfies on the max there. Oh, everybody did that.

Yeah, they would, but that excuse me, but they would like plan whole days around that. I was like, yeah, we're going to go to the mall and we're going to go to Best Buy

and we're going to take pictures on the MacCard. Of course. I used to do that. And it happened so much that the Best Buy would crack down on you They would come over and say, you can't log into Facebook on this computer.

You can only click around any apps on it. I remember that video, Cake Farts. Yeah. Yeah, I used to set that as a homepage on the Best Buy computers. That's funny. They opened it and it would be cakefarts. It's funny they used to let you log in on stuff and set homepage and stuff. It's crazy.

And then they stopped. It's probably because of me and your brothers. Probably. Yeah. We used to just go to Target and just walk around for like five hours. Why were they letting me on the app store? Yeah. What were they doing?

You think that there should be some kind of. It's not like computers. were just invented. You can just take that off of the button.

Just don't just lock it down. Let that be there, man. What was the fucking fucking... There's that

website and it was like a Rickroll website and if you try to close out of it. You try to close out of it.

It had a million dialogue boxes that were just the lyrics so it would Rickroll you even harder. And there was like no way to close out of it.

Yeah. Well, probably not no way. Yeah, you just hit all that for a task manager close it down

But you would need to be an expert. And then, see, they used to be that. And then even the browser started doing the thing where if you would, like, you would write something with Vantage JavaScript, like, oh, this would be a funny little prank. You write that. And the browser started on the thing where it's like after three dialogue boxes, it's like, this website is trying to make more dialogue boxes.

Do you want to stop them? Yep. Chill. Bro. Let me prank. Fucking relax. Yeah. It's not that big of a deal, man.

No, it's not a big deal. It's not that serious. I'm trying to do. You're being a fucking cop. Brown hat hacking. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's kind of more in the middle, gray hat.

brown hat i like brown hat i's making a brown hat stop a hat with poop in it a brown hat on someone's feet a hat with someone's poop in it and then they step on their poop in their hat a shoe that flew off and poop going between into the sewer and a rat lived in it a poop someone stepping on a hat that has poop on it a rat with a tail made of jizz a tail made of jizz a rat completely made of jizz a rat covered in fur Instead of hair? From a rat covered in pubes. A dog covered in zits.

Zits with poop on them with pubs. Stop. A pub cover in oil. The nasty patty. From SpongeBob. Wait, you have an iron wheel. Vader's face under his mask. Stop.

Diarrhea in a bag. A shopping bag. And they look in a bag. A bag full of farting animals. How many animals could you fit? A hundred. A hundred farting. A hundred farting animals.

One hundred farting animals. Welcome to the gross off. We kept driving by cows and I was thinking about, you know how everyone says how cows, they fart and they fuck with the ozone with their methane. I was thinking, that's so unfair because would you rather the cow farts all to stay here? they're literally opening a window for the house like if my friend was in the car and farted

and the fart opened the sunroof and went out I'd be like yo thank you man that's crazy you would be like oh no now the farts have caused the window to be open no now the window's open

no let them out let those farts out if it's breaking down the car the farts are breaking down the car to escape I don't care it's not my car exactly you're just dropping me off of the Apple store baby

Maybe your kids are going to have to worry about it someday. Not my problem. Not my problem at all, no, no, no. I just don't want to smell that shit. You don't hear that much about the ozone layer anymore. No, it's because it's beyond repair, I believe. Really? I think it's probably we're all going to die, I think.

Of what? I thought they repaired it. So what happened was that the Earth is going to be destroyed. By a meteor, right? Yeah, well, by a meteor that can get through the ozone layer now. A meteor made of dirty. Made of duty. Oh, oh.

Didn't really gross a dozen clods of dirt. Oh. Getting a heart attack because your heart has, your aorta is clogged of poop. Love for an ugly thing. A guy marrying shit. A guy marrying a poop woman. A poop woman? Like she's made out of poop or it's like a female poop?

She's made out of poop and her hair is pubs. I made her. Who made her? A block of cheese. A block of cheese made her. And her eyes are two pieces of corn that didn't digest. Why are they so small? She's poop.

Smelly plastic. Ew, I hate that smell. Oh, the new car smell reversed, so it's bad. That old car smell. The poop beeria taco. and the consummate is more diarrhea. Yeah, poop in the shape of a zigzag.

Ew. Lightning poop. Lightning poop coming up from a cloud of fart and striking it. A do he tree? No. Someone pregnant with a poop.

Ew. A green tendril. With poop on it. Yeah, with poop. I'm getting a little desensitized to be honest. Yeah.

All right, well, let's do a couple. We're just going to do like a hundred more. Well, I just need it to be something. If you guys are like really gross. When it gross me out, I can't. I need more creativity.

A brown piece of paper. That's brown stained. That'll do it. That'll do it. A brown piece of paper. Okay. All right. All right.

What's going on this week? Oh, AVP is back next week. Really? What day? The eighth, I think. What day? The week is that? Is it a Tuesday again?

Yeah, it's always Tuesday. And then Monday is that, is that, Home Planning show, you are on that. And you're also playing piano at AVP. And a happy birthday. Oh, and I guess it's probably, we might as well announce. I think it's not,

the link is not up yet, but it's probably announced a time to announce our show this month. Oh, yeah, yeah. The link will hopefully be up very soon. There's going to be another world's biggest army show. At Littlefield on October, I believe, 22nd. Yeah.

And the link is probably not up yet, but it will be up soon. So mark your calendars, and you best believe we're going to tweet it out on Instagram about when it's, when it's time for you to buy, bye, bye, bye, by, bye. Please don't gross me out. And it's a Halloween show. Which is going to, we're going to have a gross out contest on Caleb Live. That's actually such a good idea. And wear your costume in the show. I'm just thinking of that now.

I'm going to be a grossest costume. Okay. Dress up like a bumblebee. I'm going to be a curly hair. Ew. Fuck. I'm, no, I'm probably going to have to be some type of Harry Potter. How are you going to be a fart? What was that? Something weird just happened. you just take a photo? No.

Okay. You did, bitch. All right. Well, all right. Happy birthday to Ben. And happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Ben. Ben.

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