Podcast About List - Ep. 310 - Taking An Angry Poop In The Sims

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

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Hey guys, today he'll be making the cold. Open because Patrick didn't save a song. I was waking up for this week. So, instead I'll show you guys my trip to New York. He had some yummy food and some my friends, hippie. And then they say it. Oh, my God, that actually looks like a really fun life to live. Guys, welcome to a bit of a throwback episode of podcast about lists.

Shut up, man. What is throwback about this? It's recorded remotely. Remember we used to do this all? We used to do this every single day. I've blocked it out of my mind. I've blocked every single past episode out of my mind. I remember when we used to record.

remotely we would meet back up and both of you would look so different to me because it had been that long since I've seen you now I see you every day and I'm sick of you yeah yeah isn't that amazing it's time to move on it's time to go back to this I think from our life together I agree I really really agree I don't give a fuck anymore about what about anything really dude tell me about that i don't care about my life i don't care about anything that's happening to me so what are you doing right now it was over because i saw you looking around while you said that and you said it in the cadence of someone who's not thinking about what they're saying while they're saying it no yeah i don't give a fuck about my life making an ems paint of my head

and i also heard a few clicks after you said it too i was moving um some screens around on my computer some cum screens around your muter some screens around my muter really you said MS Paint. Now I'm going to open it. Do not open MS. Paint, man. See, this is what this is what I distinctly remember. I'm kidding about doing this. Because I remember that that was my distinct trait. I'm kidding because I know that was my distinctiveness.

That was your distinctiveness. A trait is that. That was my trait. You're doing it right now. I'm seeing you look. I can tell because you repeat the same thing over and over again and it doesn't really make sense with anything that is going on. monitor that you guys are wrong.

And your eyes are kind of looking down into the side. No, I'm not. Yeah, that's my trait. That's my distinct trait, saying that five times in a row. What are you talking about? I'm doing nothing. This is where you guys are on my screen. No, we're not.

I need to move it. You don't think that this is good? I have you guys so I can look right straight. That's right, because you're a straight shooter. What's wrong with this right? I appreciate it about you camera. What's wrong with looking at a different monitor? it's your behavior that's the problem it's your behavior is it's becoming a problem i would say it's becoming a problem

well you know it's becoming a problem or sickness well it's not really becoming a problem it's probably i would say i'm on the back half of it yeah um yeah i want to be on the back half of you by the way and which half would you consider with my back half that's a ris lesson i would say probably the back but would you split me are you i'm thinking yeah am i doing like resident an evil straight down. Is it the dog, like the dog wearing pants thing from back of the day?

See, that's an interesting question. I think, can I say something? I think that if I was going pain of glass from the top of your head to the souls of your feet, that type of half,

that probably has the most goodies for me. And what part of my body? And I've been needing to ask you this for a while. I don't really want to play with your balls or your dick, to be honest. I'd rather be all on the butt in the back of your head. Okay, I was going to ask,

what part, and this is for both of you, what part of my body would you consider goodies back of the head back of the head is huge goodies back of the head is because it's touchable yeah some stickers on there yeah because let's be let's be real man your balls and your dick that's not palmable no no no that's maybe that's that's that's world smallest violinable yeah yeah easily uh you would put bumper stickers on my head if you owned your heels yeah your heels bro I'd have a bumper sticker I'd have a bumper sticker that says Keep honking, or I guess walking. Keep walking. Walking is the honking of the sidewalk. Of walking? Well, I guess if it's walking. Keep walking.

I'm my back half. Keep your distance. The back of my head has a sticker on it. Keep your distance is a good sticker to wear on the sidewalk. A sticker on the back of your head? Why do more bald men not do that? I would put a sticker on the back of my head that said get real close. Yeah.

Yeah. And really, really tiny. Get real close and read my head. Yeah, I would do the really tiny thing, and I would say, if you're reading this, you're still too far away. Yeah. Get closer. Yeah. Get way closer to the back of my head.

If you can read this, get even closer. You should not be, you should be so close that you can't even read it. That's a good idea. I think that bald men's fashion. I mean, I suppose that that's what the hat is. I think stickers is, no, stickers is the new wave. The hat is a bumper sticker. The funny hat.

is the bumper sticker of the human body. Yeah, 100%. Now it's going to be stickers. You two both have funny hats on. Yeah, so I thought it's candy season, you know, so I figured I'd bust this one back out. Cameron has a candy hat. I received this as a Christmas present.

Interesting. From my younger sibling. Really? That's an amazing gift, I would say. Really good breed, I think. Where did they get it? Did they get it at the Sour Patch store? No, I think that it was at maybe Newberry Comics

or a similar type of store to that. Take me back, man. I remember that they had, for a while, they had a Sour Patch Kids pop-up on a, like, by NYU. Why, you're so deep into pop-ups that you know about the Sour Patch Kids one? Well, I remember, I saw, I went in it on my birthday because I was walking by it, and I was like, well, I might as well. You love pop-ups, man. I don't think I've ever gone to a pop-up in my entire life. I still don't, in my head, it's still, a pop-up is.

still like a shack yes yeah it's something they build yeah build it in the middle of the street yeah how many pop-ups do you think i've been to i would say you've been to over 100 yeah i would say you're easily have been to the most pop-ups out of anyone here there's no question out of you guys but but you're saying in the pop-up community you're really new yeah i've not been to but here's what i would say okay count them right now yeah let's off the pop-ups you've been to The Sour Patch store? Because the Sour Patch one, really? That's one that you only go to if you've already been to like a hundred and you're like...

No. You go in and looking for something else. Looking for something to do. Desperately looking for a new pop-up. They had that store there for like a long time too, so I thought it was a permanent fixture. I thought it was like, oh, this is like, yeah, the Sour Patch Store is, you know, one of those New York things. Sour patches are a mixture. Yeah.

Of sour and it's not a fixture, a mixture of different sour flavors. It's going to become a new, like, oh, go to the Times Square M&M store, go to the first Ave, Sourapatch Kid Store, or maybe it's on 14th Street. I don't know. It's off the old train. But. You're dodging the pop-up question. You are dodging the pop-up question.

I'm not dodging anything at all. I would like to see tally marks. Okay, I guess. Let's count on your fingers right now. I went to that. I can't think of any more. I can't think of any more. I'm about to blow your mind, man, because I know that you've been to some

pop-up motherfucking restaurants What, Shies? And others as well. What's the other pop-up restaurant? I wouldn't be surprised if you've been to an Udon Noodles pop-up. I wouldn't be surprised if you've been... Yeah.

Oh, wait a second. Yep, there's a ramen pop-up at a bar. Is a food truck a pop-up? There's a ramen pop-up that I've been to multiple times. Because the guy makes really good ramen. Yep, so that's multiple tallies right there. You are... You're a pop-up.

I guess I'm a popper. You're a pauper. You're a popper. Okay, I'm breadboy. I'm a popper. Why? I'm, I'm all these things. Did bread boy, breadboy really stuck with you, huh? Because you like bread. I don't even remember why I called you bread boy. It was just because you liked bread. I'm honestly, you know what I was considering doing? Because the office is so close to a bakery. Yeah, I was considering getting a loaf to eat while I recorded this episode. Really? That would slow you down, I think. You can't eat a loaf of, See, now we're having this fucking conversation again about eating a loaf of bread. When I was vegan as a kid, I did eat. I would just eat a chabada roll for lunch. Yeah, dude. It's good. I used to bring a chabada roll and a packet of mustard into the movie theater, and I would put the mustard on the bread and eat it.

Well, I think chabata is not a good bread choice for that, just like snacking on bread. I mean, like, like, like, peasant bread's good. I like a semolina loaf. Yeah, you said this already. Chabada is like... Chabada's good, it's a square. Every time I've had...

Every time I've made a sandwich with Chabada and I've toasted it, it's been hard as a rock and I think this is a me problem. It's not a, no, it's not a bread that you want to toast like that, man. You don't want to toast it to the point where it's getting to that.

You want to toast it like an English muffin where just the little, the nooks and crannies get a little bit of a thing on them and that's it. You're starting to sound more like a bread boy than me because I don't know this about Chabata. You don't know. know it.

Am I Bread Boy because of I eat bread? I think you were bread boy because of the way you, how excited you were about eating a full loaf

of bread. You were talking about eating a full loaf like, yeah, eating nature's valley like cereal honey wheat.

Honey wheat. Yeah. I wouldn't eat that. No. Yeah, you would. With the really brown outside,

that's what you like to eat. You know what I like doing? I like eating the heel of the bread so that it's not there. You must eat both the heels.

You know a motherfucker love bread. I take the heels out, I take the heels of the bread out, and then I eat them just plain so that when I go to make a sandwich, they're not there anymore. I bet you also read the fucking sleeve on the book, man. I do. I do read this. Well, it's not complete till I read the bread at the very back.

Sometimes there's an Easter egg, or a cool publisher's logo. No, man. That's just not right. There's a reason why the middle of things is the best part. The ends of things is never, think about the beginning of your life. you're just a baby and the end of your life you're an old fart the middle part is the good part nobody likes this crap on the ends i'm not going to be an old fart you will be i'm going to stay middle the whole time no you i i've thought about this before cameron i foresee you aging

harder than anybody that we know i think that you're going to hit 80 years old and you are going to be like you think i'm going to hit 80 yes yes i think you're going to hit 80 that's what i mean You're not built to hit 80. When you hit 80, you are going to have a cognitive decline so sharp that you should not be allowed to drive or vote or anything. I don't think you should be allowed to drive past 60. That's a good point. Not registered for either of those things. Not too much of a decline.

Well, I mean, regardless, I don't think anyone should be allowed to do that past 60 years old. You really don't think so? No, I don't think you should be allowed to drive past 60 years old. At 61? Yeah, 61, no more cars for you. You get on the bus. Why is that? Because I hate old parts.

I hate old people on the bus, man. I hate old people. That old people on the bus are so annoying men. Fuck boomers, bro. Yo, chill. Fuck boomers and fuck Gen X because they're getting up there. You need to actually chill. You do realize that Axel Rose and Slasher boomers now.

Really? Yeah. Fuck them. No, man. Fuck, I mean. Fuck, I mean. No. and fuck everyone

I love Lil Peep Did you really just say Fuck Ozzy I love MGK and I love Main Skin That Italian band From Eurovision

That sings that song called I want to be your slave Oh You know that one It's like the TikTok one Where it's like it's always in a video of like somebody They're in cosplay

And then they do like a dance And it's like, I want to be a... No, I actually don't know that song is total crap. I'm not afraid to say it either. I was being facetious about hating Ozzie. Okay, you actually like Ozzy Osbourne, thank God. You like Ozzy. But I fucking hate old's.

No, you don't. You like old's. I don't like olds. You do like old. Actually, no, that's not true. You kind of do avoid old people. I avoid people's parents at all costs. I don't know why.

You're not good with parents. Me and Cameron, oh my God, you should see us with parents. Parents love us. Parents love us. I'm amazing with old. I'm obsessed with old ladies. Can I say that? You can't say that.

You can't say that. That's perfect. You might take that ring off your finger. Love to death with old ladies. I'm wishing enough of them. My wife always makes fun of me because she thinks I flirt with old ladies. You do. How can you not flirt with old ladies? They're beautiful.

That's literally what they're there for. You flirt with old ladies like crazy. Can I say the only, the only person, people that I will ever speak to out in public or smile at on the street is old ladies. And I smile at old ladies probably 25 times a day. Everybody else, I'm hitting them with the evil eye. I see an old lady I do this. Dude, that's not, I saw, in Italy, man, I'm going to be real. I saw some hot ass old ladies.

Yeah? Some hot old ladies for no fucking reason. Old ladies there, they wear bikinis at the beach still. And I was like, I want to bring. too no they don't man and it pisses me off let me see it lady what the flap the old i want to see your old woman flap you want to see the belly flap i love the belly flap man the old female body is the most beautiful thing on planet earth how did they get it that way it's time and gravity man they that that is a that is a horror movie motif now yeah i don't like that either that pisses me off

too, man. You don't like that? No, dude, I thought... Because that's my fear. In Barbarian, when she pops out, I said, finally, we got to the main character. Yeah. It turns out that she's an evil...

She's evil because she's old. Yeah, but see, at the end, they reveal that it's not even her fault. She's evil. It's because she's inbred that makes her evil. Yeah. Yeah. And let's touch on that, too. Let's touch on that.

There's nothing wrong with being inbred. There's nothing wrong with it, but if I put... Hey, I'd love to be in some bread. People would probably be near the bottom. Really? I'd love to be in some bread. I'd call them B tier. I'm bread boy.

B tier. Yeah. See, for me, I would say inbred people probably near the bottom in A tier because I think basically almost everybody on planet Earth is incredible. Wow. Okay, who else is in A tier? Who's not making it to S or S plus? Okay, let's think about it. Okay, very bottom, white people.

A. I fucking hate white people. Wait, what, like, what class, what type of white people? What class? Poor or rich white people? Yeah, what class of white people? See, I don't really make a huge distinction. That's powerful.

Then your tier list is bunk. Okay, so what I'm hearing is you want to really get deep into the racial kind of qualities. Let's hear them. Let's hear them, Cameron. I guess you already made your racial tier list, so we know your thoughts on the issue. Well, I want to hear your class tier list. What do you mean by class? Class tier list, I'd be happy.

Science class S. Science, scientists, math. Labs, bro, doing labs? Labs are fucking annoying. Dude. It's literally an activity. The stinky well. Are you kidding me?

You'd rather sit in your chair all day? No, man, I like gym class. Experiment with chemicals. Pull-ups. Oh, yeah, gym class. Now, for me, gym class is a lower tier due to the jocks who take things too seriously when I just want to have fun. Yeah. As a past and future jock.

Sure, man. I would say what? You don't think, I'm not one right now. I said, yes. I said, sure. You said Sherman and you gave me a little I was saying Sherman. That was a jock from my school.

Sherman? Sherman? Sherman was a jock. What if you, Caleb, what if you have a child and it's a nerd? What are you going to do about that? As a jock. Are you going to try and jock them up or make a jock nerd? Do they still do electroshock therapy?

You can. I would do electro jock therapy to him, where I would try to turn him into an electrochok Jock. That'd be Nowadays, Elector jocks are the kids who play League of Legends. This is where society's hit it.

Back in our day, it was a kid who threw a baseball pitch so fast that it had a lightning bolt on it. Yeah, it was static shock. Yeah, but now it's Eastport. Nowadays, it's, yeah, it's Trump from Harthstone.

Trump? Yeah. Remember that guy? No. I never played Harthstone. I don't know who he knows. His name is Trump? So let me twist that on you, Patrick.

What if you had a son who was a jock? Okay. Oh, wait, no, I have an even better question for Pat about his son. What if you had a son and he wasn't cool? Damn. And he was lame. I'd flip him, dude. He was interested in pop music and had no respect for the oldies.

Yeah, and he hated Morrissey. And not even the interesting pop music like Pink Panther is. Yeah. Yeah. What if you had a son who was a normie? You'd be it, you'd punch your hand, or is that? I'd start hitting myself in front of him, and I'd make him different. Hitting yourself in front of himself.

You're making me do this! You're making me do this my liking crap! That would be really disappointing. And what if he's, what if he had trash-ass fits? Dude. Oh, shit. Well, I would be in charge of that. No.

At what age do you? I'd be in charge of my kids' clothes until he's 26. I would dress him. I wouldn't ever choose my kids outfits. Just like my mom was. Since the day he was born, I'd make him crawl to the shirt he wants. Yep. Before we could crawl.

You lay down six shirts on the floor. I'll say, I say, buddy, you're going to be naked your entire life until you grab a shirt, so you better get started. That's how you get them to crawl faster. Because they want to be clothed. It's in the Bible. Yeah. Nobody wants to be naked around their parents. Hell no.

Not me. No, not me. Especially when you're a little-ass baby with that little-ass dick. No, wait a little while. I can impress them. My dick sucks so bad when I was a baby. It was so small, but once I grew into it. The dick game was trash when you were a baby.

My dick game was trash as fuck, but once I grew into it, it was pretty normal. It became medium. It became like, it became like robust. You have a robust. My dick was so trash when I was a baby, but as an adult, it's robust. Yeah. Yeah, it is. You have an amazing penis.

I would say that you have a chill on my. I imagined it as like a San Marzano tomato. It's just like a perfect red, kind of like overfilled balloon. And it's got a big, big, big green tip. Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly. A little leaf coming out of the top of it. Uh-huh.

You know what was pissing me off the other day? Just the idea that British people have a different word for eggplant. Oh, yeah. What is it? Aborigine. Aburgeon. They're always doing that bullshit. That one's nothing, though.

Rocket is the one that really pissed me on. Rocket is so fucked up. Abregene at least sounds like something. Yeah, I guess Abregine is better than eggplant in terms of, like, what it is. You know, like, Abregine sounds like a better word. Yeah, it sounds like an eggplant sounds like a made-up thing. It sounds like Eggman. Yeah, and then it makes me start thinking about Eggman.

Or an egg plan. I'm like, get the hell out of here. Yeah. I would hate an egg clam. Well, I said plan, but a plan would be bad, too. Yeah. But Rocket is so bullshit. What's so annoying about it is that it is objectively a cooler word.

It's like the one that they won a little bit. But for arugula? Arugula is not a word for a roguer. Well, because it's so spicy for them. They should have called it's rocket. They should have called their arugula or rocket. They should have called pepper rocket because when I eat. You think rocket came first?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Rocket derives from French Roquette. Itself borrowing from Italian Ruketa. So we're the only ones that's calling it weird. Arugula entered American English from a non-standard dialect of Italian. Oh, they both come from the same from Ruketa, I guess. Okay.

Which came from the Latin word, Eruca. So now we know. Because I truly thought they were like, fuck it, Rocket. Yeah, they were just trying to sell it, man. We're going to call it rocket. We're going to call it rocket. No one's buying it because it's too peop. breed spicy.

I don't really care for arugula. I don't know why you would go, if you're going to go for a lettuce, just go for a normal lettuce now. I would say that's one where you don't need to even have an opinion on it. If you have an opinion on it, too strong. Like, it's just in there, you know what I mean? In a mix, maybe, but a straight arugula salad. No thank you, man.

You are getting a straight arugula salad? I've had one before in my life. I like it. I've eaten handfuls of arugula before. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Man, y'all's some crazy shit. You're both on some rabbit shit.

You just don't feel like cooking anything, but you don't want to eat chips. So then it's like, okay, what do I, what vegetables do I have? Just eat some greens out of the fridge? Just eat a green out of the fridge, a whole mushroom uncooked. You've never done that before? No, I didn't realize I was hanging out with the lettuce twins. Missed lettuce. No.

But you do the same thing, but you just put it in a bowl first. Yeah. Yeah, and put dressing on it and make a salad, yeah. Well, you said just a roogalo. No, I did not. Just arugla in terms of what is the leafy roughage that is in the bowl, but it's still a salad. Of course, there's olives, Kalamata olives with the pits in them

so that you can shoot them at your brother. You only say that because it's your last name. Yeah, bro's a mess. My last name is not Kalamah. Oh. I really did not know what you were talking about. Caleb Kalamata actually is a really good name. That's a way cooler name.

That's a good chef name. But the thing that was pissing me off. I saw an Instagram chef say Aberjean with an American accent. Fuck that guy. You fucking bastard. You bloody bastard. Don't you dare use the Queens English in an American accent. I agree.

I think that's wrong. I have a right mind to throw you down the apples and pears. What does that one mean? Yeah, what's that? That's Cockney slang for Stairs. Oh, I get it. Why would it be called apples and pears? So Cockney slang works by rhyming.

Yeah. So Chew the fat rhymes with chat. Uh-huh. That's a good one, though. Chew and the fat is... That is a good one. That's the best one by far. Yeah.

I'm trying to think of another one. That's the only one I know off the top of my head. Oh, here's the worst one. What do you think the word for baby would be? Like... Based on this thing, uh bald and lazy no okay what is it basin of gravy a baby is a basin of gravy yeah whoa why noise noise is box of toys

did you already have this up i've never heard no i looked it up just now you never heard of this i had a uh when i was a kid for christmas i got i got a book of about all different codes throughout history and they had a part about Cockney rhyming slang. That's where I learned about it. I feel like it is, yeah, it's crazy. That why were they doing? It's a game.

It's not a full game. It's not a language. It's a full game to come up with something. They call toast a pig and roast. But they're making it longer to talk. Yeah. And also the thing doesn't have anything to do with the thing. It's just about the rhyme.

It's to confuse. Cops Is what I read. If you need to talk about toast or babies are chatting in front of the cops The illegal

Some of the biggest Well I guess if you're chatting about toasting a baby I guess you don't want a cop To know about that At all no Yeah

So you have to say I'm A pig and roast On a basin of gravy To death Why is To death Yeah always

Ending the sentence With the two death To death While it screams. It's like, well. While it screams for help and its parents don't know where it is. Why, they don't have, is the cockney accent that still exists or no? Is that kind of gone away?

It's around. It sucks that, it sucks that accents are leaving. We're all having one homogenous, like, big surfer accent all across the world. This is true? Is that true? Everyone's saying, everyone's saying, dude. That's not true It's true

It's true Because of the internet And everything We're all losing Who on the internet is saying Is doing the SpongeBob Surfer voice No it's not from SpongeBob It's from the States

It's just people constantly Like People are losing their accents So that they can sound Better for like Front facing videos So everyone's talking now like Dude here's a day in my life

It's Content Creators creator for everyone's speaking in this fucking surfer voice now and I'm sick of it I miss accents you must be watching more of these videos than I am because I almost have never heard a surfer voice I can't say I'm familiar

you haven't heard you haven't seen any of these videos it's even like recipe videos it's like dude today we're going to be making a salad really a salad we're going to be making a salad out of food we found that sounds like an actually pretty interesting video yeah out of food we found

salad out of food that we found? Yeah, I probably watch that. A foraged salad? You know, I'm sick of these motherfuckers that are going and forging mushrooms, man, and they know everything about every single mushroom. Ew. Leave it on the ground, man.

Oh, Morels. Those are the really expensive ones. I thought that a truffle is a mushroom, yes, technically. Well, it's a truffle. Well. Well, it's actually a truffle. but have you ever had any truffle I've had truffle oil on popcorns for some reason

you never had the thing where they shave it over the crap no that shit looks like I'm not eating that much crap though so I don't think I've ever had a truffle I know that that is cap no no no yes yes

that is cap that's lies in crap I've not no that's what cap that's where cap comes from lies and crap oh my god I think that I am going to start talking in this Cockney way. Yeah. Yes.

So the Bobby's don't get you? Because Bobby's, and I've said it before, but I don't fuck with the Bobby's at all. Bobby's, Cops and Robbies. Oh, yes. We should do, why isn't there an American rhyming slang? Why don't we start that? It's called rap. Well, no, but it's, I mean, we don't have, like, a, like, we don't have, like, basin of gravy and stuff like that.

Why don't we just start? I mean, okay. Let's think about it. For baby, what would our version of baby be? Tub of gravy. Tub of gravy. Yeah, I guess we can just change a few words like that. Interesting maybe.

Interesting maybe. My wife just had an interesting maybe. Oh, instead of baby, yeah. What about instead of baby something like sexy lady? That rhymes with baby. I guess it does. That could work. Phonetically, it works, but I don't think...

Well, it rhymes. It's just supposed to rhyme. I'm not supposed to have anything to do with it, so I don't see why we wouldn't... Yeah. Or, like, yeah. Having sex crazy. Yeah, that's good.

Sexual crazy. Sexually crazy. Gump and lady. What about that? Dumpin a lady, so he's... Gumpin' lady. Oh. Gumpin' Gumpin'in'i for baby.

Gumpin'ne. You know Isn't it interesting that you almost never meet a Genet? I have not met a single Genet. It's probably because the movie ruined it. It's probably because the movie ruined it. No one is named Kermit anymore. No one's named Bubba.

No one's named Jinnay. Not too many people named Forrest either. Actually, I have a cousin named Forrest. I'm not saying they're none. I said they're not too many. That's true. And I think he was actually born the same year that Forrest Gump came out. There's no Gump's, though.

I've never met like a Gump Johnson. And out and out Gump. Well, I mean, I think they probably were bred out of existence. It's a movie. Yeah. Man, it'd be funny of like somebody named, like, they loved Forrest Gump so much. But they were like, yeah, but I don't want him to be. Like, I want people to know that my son is named after Forrest Gump.

So they named their kid like Gump O'Hulahan or something like that. Does he had like a kid named Gump? Gump, O'Hulahan. That's the first name I could think of. Oh, Hulahan was the first one that came to mind. How many O'Hulahans have you met? One. Who?

Is she, uh, her name's Mary O'Hulahan? I think I did a show with her once. Or maybe it's not O'Hulahan. Maybe it's Hulahan. Did Forrest Gump have sex with Jenny, or was that not his kid? That is, uh, an actor. It's Haley Joel Osmond.

Yeah, no, I'm familiar with the concept of a film. There's not too many people walking around named Haley Joel Osmond anymore either. That's true. I feel like I know one. I feel like I've heard one of them. The hyphenated name Haley Joel is not a big one. Pretty rare. He's one of the people where I feel a little bit like I get really annoyed when I see him as an adult in a movie.

And the whole point of it being in the movie is like, look, it's Haley, Joel Osmond, and he's old and fat. He's still got chops. He's still got chops and he's eating them. He's fat as fuck now. He got worse at acting since he was a baby. He did get worse. There's literally no other way to- Imagine peaking when you are seven years old.

You know, he's friends with Kendrick. It's crazy. He's friends with Kendrick? I'm not surprised. Yeah. There's an interview with him. He's talking about how he's name dropped in a. Um, is it meet the Grams?

Oh, he says Haley Joel Austen. Yeah, Haley Joel Osteen. And he says, there's a video of him talking to somebody. Yeah. And he got his name that wrong. Yeah, there's a video of him talking about that. And he's like, I think it, because Kendrick is such a skilled lyricist, I think that was deliberate. Wow.

And it's like, man, I hope so for your sake. If you guys are such good friends. Do you think Haley Joel Osment goes and hangs out in Compton? Yeah. That's where he was born. He was born in Compton, California. There's a whole movie about it. Straight out of Compton?

That's about Haley Joel Osmond's life. It's about his rise to fame. Oh, and they just had Ice Cube's son playing? He was in a member of it. Yeah, he had, no, that's his son that he had with Ice Cube. So it was Ice Cube's son. Yeah. I mean, technically.

Yeah, but not just Ice Cube's Son. Yeah, it's not just Ice Cube Sun. Well, nobody's just. The only Ice Cube Sun. Nobody's just Ice Cube's son. Well, you said that. You said just Ice Cube's Son. I didn't say just.

And who's just ice? I don't know who just ice is. You said Ice Cube's son with no other parent, is I think what you said. I did not say that. That would be really difficult for a man to do that. You'd have to become not just the pregnant man, but you'd have to also do it yourself. Yeah. So this topic is actually, I think, a great segue.

Some of the stuff that we were looking at today. Oh, yeah. A little foreshadowing in there. And here's why we chose this topic, because we were sitting around like, God, I wish we could be in a room together, but my illness is making this difficult. Where can we go to be together at last?

The virtual world. The digital space. So we have a simulated world. A simulated world. I really want to use this to control you guys right now. Please do it. Oh, no, my. Oh, we're going different directions, actually.

But it's actually kind of working. Put the doohickey away, bitch. No doohickey. No doohickeys on the show. This doohickey, whenever I touch it, I get a rash all over my hand. You might be allergic to technology. I think you're allergic to doohickeys. I'm allergic to some type of metal, I think.

Getting doohickey injections so that you don't, so you're no longer allergic to do hickies. Just a little bit of it. Yeah, a little duchy. That's what I do. I mean, I touch this pretty often. Patrick wants to have a do hickey. on his neck. I want to have a doohickey.

You had a do-hickie yesterday when we were in our meeting. Julio, show the photo. Show the photo of him. Are you talking about this? Put that away. Okay. Get that do-hickie off. Get that do-off your head.

It's a fake poop, man. It's not real. Does your wife walk by that every day and see it on your desk and think maybe that's she walks by every day and sees it on my head? She says, what are you doing with my fake poop? It's her fake poop? No. She tried to buy it off me, and I said no.

Can I buy the fake poop off of you? She only offered me a dollar. The fake poop head. Literally off of you also buying it off of your head. I walk around with the poop on my head. Can I pay you to not have this on you? It's funny to have. poop on your head.

It is funny to have poop on your head. We're in the Sims today. And who I think made us a little simsulation? I'm looking right now. I don't know if you're recording yourself or not. Can you describe a little bit of what's going on here before we get into our forum finds? Yeah. So I made a house.

It's called The Crib. I actually haven't played the Sims for in quite a while, so I forgot how to make a house. So I just bought rooms and I stitched them together. and it looks like an amazing house if you ask me yeah and what is that on the kitchen can we go through the kitchen there's a little can you can you zoom out a little bit because there's something on the floor there's a brown what is that on the floor is that a

yeah is that a rock okay here we are in the kitchen together I like this I wish that this was happening right now this is so us oh my gosh yeah look at wait why do I have breasts though I'd just let the... Can you talk a little bit about... About them, about what they're interested in or what's going on? I'm just curious.

I'm really interested right now in these brown lumps. I'm really interested in these brown lumps I'm looking at. Can you click on one of these brown lumps, please? Oh, earbuds were just added to my inventory. That's interesting. Oh, okay. Oh, and I'm talking about dying.

That's so me. I'm so dark. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I see a cobweb in the corner of the house. Yeah, it needs to be cleaned. Yeah, someone's going to clean. But yeah, so we are talking about the Sims today.

Did you guys play the Sims growing up ever? Not really. I would watch my sister play it. Really? And she was evil. Really? She would lock them indoors And set fires and stuff Yeah

I would just try to make them go woo-hoo Yeah The woo-hoo is really I would say the main thing in the game I would say yeah that's the main I discovered that's one of the main things For a lot of people Yes

Yeah Woohoo is a very important part of Guys I'm playing with toys Look That's it looks like Oh and there's another brown poop on the ground. What are these brown lumps?

What are these brown lumps we keep seeing? There's no bathroom, is there? You didn't install a toilet. They wouldn't show the camp. Okay, never mind. I think it's due, man. I think those are dues. Julio, please just click on them.

The green game. Well, you look pretty cool, man. Okay, obviously you gave yourself the coolest look. I know. So we're not surprised. We went on to the Sims forums. I love my toys. and found some things from people who are fans of the sims.

So I'm just going to go ahead. I'll share my screen. And here's some of this crap. Okay. I like this. And I'll just start out here. I started on the Sims mods forum. I like this username.

Yeah, this is a post from cute, cute Sim child. He says, I'm making a Neanderthal mod. I'm making a Neanderthal mod that uses the scientific studies to dictate how they'll act in game. They won't be stupid in the mod, however, but that's due to how history came up with the idea they were dumb. Neanderthals can get prostate cancer in type 2 diabetes. They can hunt animals, sleep in caves,

which will cause back problems and soreness. It has its own custom icons and speech bubbles. Another potential effect from diabetes is swelling of the eye lens, leading to blurry vision. If your blood sugar levels change quickly from low to normal, the shape of your eyes lens can be affected, and your vision can be blurred.

Your vision goes back to normal after your blood sugar stabilizes. Your sim's blurred vision will affect everyday activities like walking, writing, programming, et cetera. Because if the words that they're having Neanderthal's program. Because if the words on the screen are too small, it'll be hard to see them with blurred vision. If your sim gets the ongoing sugar rush buff, that buff will be replaced with at high risk of type 2 diabetes, which means that there is a risk you can get it. If you remove your sim out while they have prostate cancer, whenever they move into a new lot, they'll pee themselves due to the cancer.

Your sim can die from cancer and go into a coma from low insulin levels due to diabetes. So this person made a Neanderthal mod, but it's basically only about prostate cancer. Yeah, it seems more like a diabetes mod. There's not a lot about Neanderthals here. I'm not hearing anything about like hair. Yeah.

Hair or bones. Well, it said they can sleep in caves. It'll cause soreness. Okay. Yeah, I guess they're looking for. I mean, yeah, but. Maybe I was looking for more unibrow related stuff.

Yeah, stuff like that. Sort of a... They seem to also, I mean, yeah, they said it's not going to, their Neanderthals won't be dumb because that was misrepresented by history. They actually were able to program. Yes.

Well, they would be able to if they were still around. If they didn't have, you know, eye cloudiness from their diabetes. Here's one. What is the weirdest pairing that has happened in your game? I'm doing a massive legacy and I'm currently on my third generation. I've noticed that Don Lothario and Johnny Zest are currently married, which is something I'm pleasantly surprised about. In other games, Liberty and Summer have gotten married.

What about your games? I want to see what the matches have been. And here are some people. Who is Don Lothari? Okay, I've actually... These are some characters in the Sims. My wife has played the Sims for, and Don Lethario is a flirt.

Yeah, sounds like it to me. He's a neighbor. Sounds like Johnny Zest might be one, too. He came and he got married to my wife at her daughter's birthday party. Wow. So that's game. Here's some other Sims who have gotten together

and some people's games on this forum. In one of my games, Caleb, hooked up with my other family's gardener. Fortunately, she gives him the divine drink moodlit, so I just let it happen. Wow. I think I'm the worst. MCCC has made Caleb

to get married with Vladislaus. Why? I know he, Caleb, is handsome, but don't flag him as gay. I'm interested in this Caleb character. Me too. I think there's an NPC in the Sims named Caleb because everyone keeps talking

about him becoming gay in the games when they don't want him to be. Okay. So there's an NPC named Caleb and curiously, maybe my wife must have removed him from her world or something. She played for tens of hours and I never saw this guy. Yeah.

I didn't know there. I just stumbled on this when I was looking through stuff that people are always talking about Caleb on here. Maybe he's DLC or something. Supernatural babies. Can ghosts have babies? If a vampire and alien have a baby will it always look like one or the other? Can either a vampire with alien skin tone or an alien with dark vampire skin tone result?

I did a thing. One of my purple aliens had a vampire baby with purple alien skin because I used the lot trait that increases chances of vampires being born. So you can't have vampires with alien skin tones because the skins get inherited. She was also born with pointy alien ears, and this was before I downloaded the pointy ears mod. She has no alien powers, but it is possible to make fake hybrids without using CC. Edit, half aliens do not get powers.

I have yet to impregnate a male vampire to see what happens, but I will make it a long-term goal to see if I can make it happen. I saw a ghost vampire alien on the gallery with max traits, but I am sure he was created using cheats or mods. I did not download the sim. And then she comes back with an update and says, I got a male vampire, Caleb, pregnant through abduction. The baby alien got vampire eyes.

Super cute. Same as the edited dart form I gave Caleb. Wow. So Caleb is a pregnant male vampire in the Sims? Yeah. Apparently that's what's going on in the Sims now. Names really do have power, man. Yeah, it is pretty crazy.

This is Sims 4. It's so similar to, I think this is 4, I'm pretty sure. Okay. B.K. good morning i just noticed something that might need to be changed i just noticed the new mod the btk children's store btk was the calling card of serial killer dennislyn raider my guess is this isn't intentional it's really unfortunate well i should probably be contacting the creator about this i haven't figured out how to do this not enough coffee yet someone replies and says i noticed that too but it's specified on the description

page that it stands for a baby toddler kid i suppose they didn't like the look of btc i don't know I doubt if a moderator is going to do anything. The BTK Children's store. The baby toddler kid children's store. It's a good idea, man. It is a good idea. There must be a bug in the game. Very inappropriate.

Yesterday I was doing a wedding event marrying two of my sims. I was busy with the bride serving food on dinner tables and I got the groom to socialize with guests. During the time bride was busy serving food. I clicked over to the groom. He was talking to a guest, a female child sim. Then I seen a romance interaction. come up, and Groom was confessing attraction to the child sim.

I was like, W-T-H. I hurried to stop the romance interaction by exit out, but it went through anyway, and I seen the red negative socialized come up. I looked at Groom's romantic interest, and thank goodness she was not there. Wow. So this guy dodged a bullet with his sim having romantic interest in a baby. Imagine if that sim, the groom was him. Like, the groom was like, the character made it completely out, like, modeled after him.

He's just like, oh, no, no, no, no. He's at his wedding. He's like, this is the best day of my sims life. Apparently this is a common bug. People say, I just had an adult sim text a child saying it's single night at the, singles night at the bar. Let's go and see who we can meet. Oh, my God.

It's so funny to imagine a sim taking out the phone and texting you, kid. Let's go to the bar. It's singles night. I think it's quite an amusing bug from my point of view as an adult who programs. but it's a bit worrying what sort of message it might be giving any children who might be playing in case it normalizes it for them. I like that as an adult who programs.

Yeah. It's kind of double speak a little bit. Yeah. And then someone says, in times like these, it's dire. We need a full-fledged prison system in the Sands. Oh, dude, I should have looked at it. That'd be so funny. I saw a lot of people calling for jail.

And they were saying, we need to have a jail. They just won a different game, a more interesting game, I would say. Definitely. The modders are doing all the heavy lifting in the sense. I agree. They really are making a wonderful world. At this point, I moved on to a different forum that I discovered inside this forum. Like, I found a link to it. It's called Lovers Lab.

Oh, my. This is a forum that's all for NSFW 18 plus mods for video games. And they have a Fallout section, a Skyrim section, and they have a Sims section. They're talking about making Woohoo. This is Woohoo Central. Woohoo Central. And a lot of the stuff on this, I can. and not show on YouTube even a little bit.

Please, I want to see it, man. I had to delete a lot of funny stuff from this because it was just impossible to censor enough. And here's something that is just on the edge that I'll show that I think you guys are really going to like this picture. You need to describe what we're seeing right now. So we're seeing an image of Santa Claus, and he's sucking his two middle fingers.

Yeah. And on his lap, we see a very censored redhead woman. uh-huh that is not wearing any clothes so what i can tell you this is the least explicit photo in this set by far there's a whole yeah and would you please read the caption at the very top and if you wouldn't mind do it in a santa claus voice and it tastes way better than mrs claus i want to taste her whole body oh oh oh wow yeah so that sounded like real santa it was real santa it didn't say that at one point i really hope not the idea of santa Santa Claus cheating on Mrs. Clause is one of the most...

It's not even funny to me to think about. So this forum is filled with this type of stuff. So he's licking his thing, what we can only imagine is he... I don't even want to say... I mean, it's Santa Claus. I would have a little bit of respect for Santa Claus here. I can... I mean, in my head, I'm picturing these two white squares, and I'm maybe thinking that this is a gingerbread woman. Okay.

And they are making a gingerbread house together and he's licking the frosting off his fingers. It also is nice to think about the fact that Cameron edited this in such a way, censored it in such a way that these could possibly be two presents right in front of him, these two white boxes. And maybe he's just about to wrap them up. Can I tell you something that I had to cut out of here because I could not censor it in a way that would be okay?

And it was that somebody was complete. They said the title of the forum post was bug on penis with a question mark. It was a screenshot of a female Sam's sucking a dick but on the dick there was a texture glitch and it was the texture of an anus that was on the side of the day.

Oh my God. And I spent like 10 minutes trying to like fit boxes around and figure out there's literally any way I could show what was going on without. Well, you could have made Julio do it in post. You could have made Julio in it. You guys are just going to have to imagine that one.

Here's some posts from the lover's lab. What does your world's aliens look like. So these are, aliens are a big thing in the Sims 4. Lots of people have aliens in their world and everyone has kind of different ideas of aliens. So here's one person's alien that they designed. Whoa. This is pretty cool.

So this is, basically, it looks a little bit like a Navi, but with kind of Piccolo antenna. He's got gigantic pecks. He's blue. He's wearing kind of a Chippendale style outfit. Yeah. And he's got a tattoo of the Superman logo on his shoulder. Pretty bad. And he has, he has

hooves as well. Yeah, well, he's got two needlers from Halo in the back. Yeah. This is probably one of the coolest aliens I've ever seen and people were begging to download this one in the thread. Yeah, I want this guy. Here's another, some other aliens. There's a bunch of different species. The pink-skinned aliens

are the pollination technicians, mostly for males as they are all female. Green ones are a water-loving alien, most often found in swampy areas. Orange are highly intelligent and often used as scientists and the females are she-male in nature. Yellow or red nothing much about them. Purple are carnivorous and have razor-sharp teeth.

Pixidus' teeth mod used and also tend to be female in nature. Gray, nothing much about them. Blue are oceanic aliens. Yellow are rarer and are treated like royalty and the leaders of the species. The one I showed earlier is the only of her kind, the purple and gray one.

I feel bad for the gray one. Gray, nothing much about them. Come on, this is racist. This person built a lot of lore around their aliens. It's amazing. I think that every single one of these are beautiful. I do too.

Thank you, man. Honestly, as a female alien, that means a lot to hear. I really appreciate your extra bit of censoring that you did. Believe me, that one needed it. You didn't decide to just make the box a little longer. You added an extra thing to cover the day. I was going on here. Well, duh.

Since I have human Barry Sims as well, my aliens need to be very alien. They're bald or have tentacle hair as well as dark sclera's and Sixtham outfits. What's a human berry? So I tried to find this on the forum. I believe it's just a human berry. It's pretty obvious what a human berry is. I don't think it's that obvious. Like a blueberry or a raspberry?

I want to see a human berry. I didn't find a human berry picture I tried pretty hard. Oh, okay. Dick sucking by loves girls pussy. Oh. From March 10, 2020. It's great. Try it.

18 plus only. That's it That's telling the sense for Tried Sucking Dick Love's Girls Pussy Loves Girls Pussy And this is This is what

This is like right when COVID was hit Yeah pretty much The day The day that it got bad The first week of quarantine He was like This poor guy man He got

Try sucking dick His new hobby got shut down immediately Yeah How do I get this man Off my property By guest it's Patrick it's this is a guy

a balding guy and a wife Peter with nowhere nothing from the nothing on the bottom half except shoes and he's looking into a window and it says he showed up out of nowhere my Sims have kicked his ass multiple times yelled at him and said some very odd things about his mother

yet he stays I've tried to get him to leave I've tried teleporting off my lot but nah he is clearly here to stay I don't mind this feature but like I want my Sim to be the peeping Tom. Thank you very much. Really? That's so, yeah, an interesting twist at the end.

So they definitely installed a mod called peeping Tom. Yeah, and they thought that they were going to be the peeping Tom. They didn't realize that they downloaded a random event. Yeah, they let a spirit demon into their computer. Interesting. It's so funny to this guy appearing in your Sims game and just keep on. This guy appearing, he's being like, God, this guy's back. It's so funny, too, this picture, he's not even jacking off or anything.

He just has a full flaccid dick out. Just looking to the window. Wow. Slavery mod? Looking for a mod that adds slaves to the game. Not necessarily sex slaves, but slaves that will cooking, clean my house, etc.

More like unpaid servants. Any mod out there that adds this ability? Well, I liked about this is that they're like working backwards from sex slavery. Describe what a slave is. Also, they are coming to the sex thing because they're like,

well, they probably have the clothes. They probably already have a mod that is basically the same. and I can just put clothes on them and it'll be a normal slide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is my last one. This is my favorite one by far.

This was making me crack up. How to remove creatures from the game. Request mod for kill or remove. That's just what they said. And they attached a picture. I'll show you the picture in a second. And just the reaction to the pictures. What in the hell are those?

Maybe remove whatever mod is making them. And this is the screenshot of this person's Sims game that they attach that they want to remove these creatures from the game. What? What the fuck is that? Wait, the white things or the... Yeah. They're like, what?

They're like snow nights. They're like, like, Digimon demons. That is so scary. Wait, that is a full creepy pasta. It's completely, it's fully creepy pasta. Their game is filled with, like, glitched humanoid, like, white static creatures. That is so scary. How do I kill these?

They've got Jambi the genie there. Look. Oh, my God. This is a beautiful work of art right here. This is really beautiful. Yeah, but that's my Sims. Fine. That is amazing.

Okay, I'll go next. Give me a second here, guys. No worries, man. Take your time. Why don't we check in on what we're doing in the city? Yeah, Julio, what are our Sims doing? Okay, it looks like we're asleep. Well, it's actually the perfect time to go to a different spot.

Wait, we all have different beds? Yeah, I guess Cameron's up on it. Whoa, check out that cool-ass cause statue we have. Wait, Cameron is up late on the iPad while everyone's asleep? What are you doing? He's scrolling, man. Oh, he's really enjoying it. You look very kind of suspicious, though.

I'm going to be completely honest with you. Yeah. No words, man. So I focus mostly on the Sims 3 from the Sims Community Sims forums, and these have been shut down, but they have, they just have like every post archived and I think the last post is like in 2012 or something and it is mostly stuff like this

do you think the kids should be able to get pregnant this is a poll on this website the options are too realistic yes it's kind of like their decision most definitely yeah and it should be already made on there so we don't have to install it

no no no no And then, I don't know, yes? So it's a lot of this kind of question. What are the realistic is a crazy option? You know, I didn't hit the results, but based on every post on this forum, it was definitely most definitely. Yeah. But it was, I would say every other post on here was, why can't the kids get pregnant? Why can't teens have babies, that kind of stuff?

Well, it's, that's obviously that's like a teenager asking that. Yeah. But it's like, you don't, like, they don't understand the implications of it. Every post that was like that was like, I have a friend who's 15 and just had a baby. Why can't I do that in the Sims? I'm trying to make it real life. I'm trying to make my friend in the Sims. Yeah.

Also, why can't vampires and aliens have babies? I have a friend who was a vampire and had a baby with them. Risky Woohoo. I think instead of try for baby and woohoo, they should have options like woohoo and safe woohoo. But Siddell, you never know if your sim will be pregnant or not, and there should be like pregnancy test and stuff. Yeah, they could get AIDS or something else. die, okay, different woo-hoo's yes. So this person is

saying that they should be able to kind of have a, it should be risky in the way of maybe you're risking a pregnancy and then this person, this other one takes it as, yeah, and you could probably get AIDS from it. Yeah. Homeless people

by Ali. Homeless people. I wondering will there be homeless people with sleeping bags, but you probably can't play them. So will there be homeless people? Druel emoji. And so this is all a drool. This is all, all these posts are from before the Sims 3 came out. So it's a lot of people asking for features in the Sims 3,

hoping that the devs will see this. And the idea of having homeless people in the Sims, I'm guessing they probably have done that. But I just, the whole fun of the Sims is that you make a house and shit. I don't really know why you would want to be a hobo. to drool you could drool I guess well it makes you drool

this is a very idea um race attraction by sim 323 and this profile is Kirk Cobain race attraction his little bios

chesomaniac aka yo who ate my cheese cheese it's cheese a maniac oh chesomaniac it says though but I guess it is cheesomaniac aka yo

who ate my cheese And the most is race attraction. Nothing racist or nothing, but I think a cool idea would be to be attracted more or less to a certain race. Again, nothing racist, but I think it'd be cool, for example. I am much more attracted to Asians than other kinds of girls. Or maybe somebody likes Africans more than Latins, Caucasians. Tell me what you think.

The downfall is EA would be sued or something for the chemistry of something sounding racist. I lost my signature. No, I really did. That's funny as fuck. Here's some responses. No offense, but it sounds pretty racist to me. Gothica Lipstick addict whose profile picture is Bob's Berger's Tina, so you know that this is an SJW.

They say, kind of to me as well. I like guys who have the same taste of music in me, not what race they are. I have friends of different races, and I'm kind of offended. Damn, drop in the, I don't think, this is bad, this is from what, yeah, this is from 2008. This is back when people said, I'm offended. I'm offended.

Yeah. It's funny. You always hear, I guess, You think about, like, guys like Chris DeLeia, they go on stage in 2024, and they say, and then everyone's going to drop in the comments and say, I'm offended. Yeah. And you're like, when the fuck has anyone ever commented that? It was 2008.

I guess they were on the Sims forum in 2008. I was thinking the exact thing of, like, you never see somebody say, I'm offended anymore. Yeah. It really is a big difference. Well, that's because of the things that you post in my texts to people. You guys are taking it all wrong. Sheesh. Can a guy make a comment about different tastes?

It's not like I dislike certain types. I'm just more attracted to certain types, and I'm Mexican. I don't like posting. So the SJWs have, again, they have pushed away a Nirvana fan simply for asking questions about his favorite game. This guy's a hard enough life. He's a cheesomaniac because cheese got to eat. Exactly. That's the worst.

And he lost his signature. This guy has nothing going for him. He has one question about why he can't be only attracted to Asian. in the Sims 3. This is the Chisomaniac. This is kids getting a whopping. Do you all think kids should get a woppin? The two things are kids getting punished, not getting punished. The results I didn't post it, but they were, it was like 90% kids getting punish.

Yeah. And one, and playing Sims 2 is fun, but I really hate. the way kids act in Sims, too, like jumping on beds, splashing puddles, leaving snacks on the floor. I think they should have a timeout or get hit. I think that kids should be punished, not by wappens, though, maybe harder chores or something. It says Sim lover girl 18.

And this was their signature. Daughter and mommy, and it has like a photo bucket thing on it. I don't know what. I was trying to figure out why there was a photo bucket. a thingy on it Watermark on it. Because they uploaded it to Photo Bucket. But photo bucket free.

You had to pay for photo bucket. I see. Okay. That's why people stopped using it. They did an amazing job with this. This is really a beautiful picture. It is. It looks one.

The lighting they got on it, like the bloom. It's very nice. It's gorgeous. It's very nice. Amazing editing for the daughter and mommy thing. But this is a person saying they should get a woppen. And then I have one last post. I think this is

Regillian's a big no, but so far, this one, strap in, so far, I saw that people don't want Regillian to be in the game, but I know some want to have Christmas, Easter, Halloween in the game, but some Regillion don't celebrate that. For example, Jewish. They don't celebrate Christmas. They celebrate Hakua. So, I now do, Hakua. Hakua. So I now think they should add the celebrating thing in the game, but never label the Sims to this regillian or that regillian. Like, the person can put the Christmas things in the household. Then obviously the person who did that supports that regillian, and the Sims can have opinions with that.

Kay, this is getting confusing, yeah? Here's an example. The Simmer put an, put a X-Mist tree from the Christmas folder and put it in the household and click on that. It'd say, open the presents. Or the person can go into the Hakua folder and put the eight candles thing. Sorry, I have no clue what it's called.

table and have the sim lit the center candle on it sorry if you guys don't get it i'll explain more if you don't understand so they're saying they should be a full hakua folder yeah and just like just like every year at hakua you light that center that thing that these days that probably is in the sims honestly yeah they put hoctua in the sims um so these are my my sims thing regillion is crazy that's something i would have expected to be they messed it up one time but they really thought it was regillian every single time i was trying to figure out where they had heard it be called regillian or regillian or red i don't i just don't know yeah maybe they thought it was regalia oh yeah wait actually i have one more thing i want to show

okay this is a this is a this is a video of um that was a because people were posting the different uh different like promo videos from for the sims three and this was one of the sims three promo videos this is sims three celebrates susan boyle this is this was an official ad for the sims three before it came out from plumbob pictures uh are you sure this was a real ad it was yes this is before the game came out it's susan boyle walking around pleasant view and they made her so talk on ugly he's getting in a pink limbole she's at a movie premiere she's signing autographs

for mohawked punks this is the queen i'm guessing is she still singing miss boyle she's talking to her agent oh it could be obama Obama. Good luck, Susan. Wow. You know, and that made me go watch that Susan Boyle video. Man, she is not very good at singing. She kind of sucks.

Chill on her, bro. I do not fuck with Susan Boyle whatsoever. Chill on her. All right, here's what I found. Well, first things first, I tried to look something up. I wanted to see if somebody had made a tutorial on this. how to make Pete Holmes and Sims 4. I wanted to see if maybe somebody made like a detailed step-by-step guide on how to make Pete Holmes.

But it did not match any documents. And then I went to the mod the sims.com. It's the largest Sims 2, Sims 3, Sims 4 custom content website. Oh yeah, this was the one I was on. Yeah, I looked at a, so the first thing that I saw was a section of the website called the debate room, which on October 2nd, 2019, was closed. closed forever. There was a lot of

debates on there. I think most of them when I clicked on them it would say like deleted it was deleted by a moderator named like Lunatic Wolf or something like that. A lot of deleted threads on this form. Everything is interesting title was deleted. Yeah. I mean and these are some of the titles

oh this was making me laugh a lot whereas debate room is now closed and then the last debate that was had in there is is it racist not want to date someone based on the color of their skin by Mick Chocolatie? so that was one of the last debates but then they had some other debates like this like feminism by Mordecai and Rigby

spanking your child abortion from Grumpy Otter is my ex best friend up to something by that depressed girl 189 and CIA leaks justifiable or detrimental then after that I looked up oh I saw this post which is

by J.D. de Capo and they said, am I weird for doing this? When I go through something rough, I often like to draw and write about it or watch video slash read stories related to that event.

Like when I got rear-ended in 08, I went and browsed YouTube for videos of cars being rear-ended. Is that weird? Or am I psycho or something? I don't think they're psycho. I think that's completely normal. Imagine getting rear-ended

and then your whole day. Yeah, and how many rear-ended videos are there really on YouTube? What would make you upload that video? Well, dash cam footage are just like rear-ending. Yeah, but rear-ending is so not interested. Yeah, a dash-cam footage, you want a semi-truck. Falling over, kills a soccer mom.

Best rear-ending videos, 2024, it's like an hour-long of these people going, oh, my bad. Shit. Sorry. This next thing that I found, oh yeah, this is a mod called Don't Do You Don't Wash dishes, where you angry poop. So apparently this is a mod that makes every sink in the house

a dishwasher. Like you can wash the dishes in it. But there's also angry poop. So this is an add-on to a mod called angry poop. You can see in the bottom corner there. You can take an angry poop? Yeah, this is a mod, angry poop. I didn't see much else about it.

Oh, and then this was another one. I went to the Reddit, and I found a mod. Photo. there is a mod that makes it like your fingers get poop in the toilet what's it called and somebody posted

of this photo was making me laugh so hard it's just like a bird's eye view of somebody shitting in a toilet you just see the shit

yeah you just why would you want you want a mod so bad Lily Hardman wanted a mod so bad

that made it so you can see poop in the toilet I guess it's just like a realism thing. I don't know. I don't know why somebody would want that. I'm sure it's a realism. Yeah.

This next one was they wanted a pain moodlet. And the person says, it can be triggered by bad woo-hoo, falling, eating old slash spicy food, or other things that cause pain in day-to-day life. Maybe even desk jockey jobs have it. And somebody said, Old or spicy food is so funny.

Yeah, they have a lot of old food in the game from what I remember. Like, I remember all the Sims, like, eating old food. Just that being a category of food, old or spicy food. Old or spicy. I don't like old or spicy food. Somebody said, the top comment was, ugh, I would not want to be triggered by bad woo-hoo

because that would give off major assault vibes. And they just said, fair enough. Bad-woo. Having pain from bad-woo-hoo-who-would would give off assault vibes. And they're like, yeah, all right. Yeah, you're right Bad Woo-hoo I shouldn't make a mod of this

This Mon shouldn't exist We probably shouldn't invent bad Woo-hoo and add Bad Woo-Hoo and add Tane to it There was There was some stuff like that On the Lovers Lab for Oh I'm sure there was

Plenty of Bad Woo-Hoo on there Well it would be like The one that I spent Didn't put in Was the title of the topic Was just Rape Sims And then it was locked And it was like

30 pages everything else on the floor was like one page i was like yeah i'm not going to open this smart um this next one uh wicked whims related question how do i get this off of her face is it jean it's a sin with nut on her face she can't get it off i like the idea that they're like well she has to still go to work yeah you can't be walking around i downloaded the The mod that lets come go on to her face But I don't want it on there all the time I don't want to keep it there

I would still like a tattoo I would still like to play the sims Yeah This next one How do I get someone to commit suicide Is it even possible I remember reading about being able to kill people But I'm wondering if you can gaslight someone

In killing themselves And then somebody said no you can't do that Specifically saying I'm wondering if you can gaslight someone Into killing themselves Gats out of cram This person This person has a very evil plan. Yeah.

Stone cold. They're stone cold in their heart. It is every question by somebody on a Sims forum reveals some kind of deep twisted scheme. Yeah, because it's more horrifying you can even imagine. Because, yeah, they always come in there with a question like, is it possible to make a male pregnant and then force them to live in the mountains for 20 years? Yeah. Yeah.

This next one. Oh, this is my final one. Caleb was magically revived twice And commit suicide seconds after You know, I wish I did a little more research Into the names of the characters in the Sims Before we did this episode Look what Caleb is

Caleb is a white vampire You're welcome Caleb is a vampire That's what I, that's what I Because Cameron found all this stuff And I was like Caleb Tori is a pre-made vampire Who resides in Forgotten Hollow

The World Introduced in the Sims Four vampires He lives together with his sister Lilith He's a cousin of the werewolf Lily Zoo. That's crazy that Cameron also found this. Because I thought this was somebody like somebody, somebody made.

Caleb wants to learn alternative ways to drink plasma and because of this he allegedly does not get along well with the grand vampire of Ladislaus Stroud. That does not know. In a picture video for vampires, Caleb has seen flirting with a male sim. You had me with all the vampire

stuff and then it started to just get really unrealistic. The name Caleb, trivia, the name is a Hebrew name, meaning devotion to God. True as fuck. Strangely, Caleb doesn't have a dark form. True as fuck. All of this is true. Here's the last piece of trivia.

The data mining shows the file name for Caleb is yM georgewilson.cominfo. Oh. Interesting. George Wilson. That's a family member of mine's name. It's one of my in-laws' names, yes. Wow. Is that pretty impressive?

That's interesting, way deeply interesting. Why don't we check back in with what our... Oh, yeah, let's real quick. Let's see if there's any developments here in Sims World. Patrick Doran is now wearing a cowboy hat. Julio has on a sombrero. A suit. Caleb, I love your outfit.

I am... I look amazing. I look like bald Sarah squirm. And I'm talking to Julio. And, Cam, it looks like you have stayed pretty much normal. I'm just in nice my house outfit, sitting and talking about pizza. Julio wants to ravage me. I'm seeing a burning heart.

Yeah. Me and Pat are joking around on the couch. That's what we'd be doing. We've kind of split off. We've kind of paired up here a little bit. Ask about woohoo interest. Ask about woohoo interest. Joke about politicians.

No, thank you. Wait, what is discuss human foods? It's just a kind of shit on the honest. So we've been showing the, like, PowerPoints and stuff. No, Julio just gave me a rose. Have you been Rizzing up Caleb the whole time While we've been showing the power points

He's clearly just been playing the Sims And he's trying to fuck me man And Caleb Pitts a young adult It says right under his name Wow Do not ask about woo hoot No Oh my

Do not go on a date with me man A dude Better be a get to no date Not a room Oh my fucking Wow Wait invite us invite us Invite the most of us

Okay thank God Oh you all only Cameron can go Wait, me, Julio and Cameron on a Oh, actually sounds kind of fun Triple date? TV Wait, be romantic Woohoo, woohoo, physical intimacy and woohoo

No, I don't want to talk, okay I'm going to leave Before you go Before you go, we should Oh, it's Cameron's house You can tell it's my house by the way I'm dressed bro That's true

Before you go Before you leave this episode I would just like to plug The World's Biggest Army show, Glenn Scarry, Glenn Ross. We love this show. It's going to be so amazing. It's so the greatest show you've, I'm sorry,

I'm just so distracted by Julio and Caleb's love right now. Go to Swaggroup.com slash shows. The show is on October 22nd. It's going to be Halloween and October 17th. I'm opening for April Clark at Union Hall.

Okay. Bye. Bye-bye. This is called the holidays diet. Okay. Morning, you eat a jack-a-lantern. Scoop out the pumpkin. There we go.

You cook it or it's raw. It can be raw. It can be. Or you can use the candle in the jack-o-later. I think, okay. I think that's October. Lunch, then lunch, we're into, that's October, lunch, we're into November, turkey. Thanksgiving lunch.

Dinner, gingerbread house. Uh-huh. The holiday. The holiday diet. The holiday diet. You eat a pumpkin, a turkey, and a gingerbread house every day. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. You wake up, pumpkin.

Dessert. Champagne, January 1st. Wow. That's perfect. That's perfect. A bottle of champagne. You have to savor a bottle of champagne. I mean, the pumpkin's easy.

Midnight snack. Valentine's Day, candy hearts. Yeah, there we go. Fourth meal? A clover. Yeah, fourth meal, a whole corned beef brisket with cabbage and potatoes and stuff. Yeah, that's boiled. wait 12 deals a day

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