Podcast About List - Ep. 311 - Exploring Satanic Phenomena
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Just let me put it on.
Let me try it out.
You literally, I'm dead serious.
This should not, this literally should not even enter your mind.
How about a compromise, okay?
Do you know where yours?
I don't have one.
I'm hot.
What's wrong with you?
Dude, I always forget to try to buy one.
I'm not kidding.
I always, are you thinking to getting like a real big, like, like your wife has one, right?
You should get one of the ones that's the, like, the ones that matters.
Yeah.
I can't cheat on my wife.
Yeah.
Nobody wants to fuck me.
The girls need to be wearing the...
You should get one of those cool ones that's just black.
Yeah.
And it's carbon something.
Tungsten carbide.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it that.
You saw a guy gets that and he's like...
Yeah.
He walks in like this.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
I'm married, but not in your typical fashion.
I work at Express for men.
I'm the relationship.
I've got a Vanta black ring.
Dude, I love those guys.
Got by a Traeger and you have no idea what to do with it.
Yeah.
So fucking cool.
Those guys are sick.
Making mac and cheese on a black stone.
Buying the Trigger specifically for the walk from your driveway to your backyard when you buy the trailer.
Yeah.
That's right.
And the bumper sticker, you put the bumper sticker on the Ravre 4.
You start whipping around with the tungsten carbide wedding band.
That tungsten carbide wedding band is, it is like, that is such a signifier.
It's sickening. I can't believe nobody has put this a pin in this yet and pointed this out.
And we haven't, we don't have our car or George Carlin around anymore.
No, to do the tungsten carbide wedding.
He would have destroyed them.
Oh, my God.
I already don't believe in the sanctity of marriage.
And now you're devaluing it by having a bean.
It's not even a gold ring.
Yeah.
Why not tie a string around your finger at that point?
Literally, what is the fucking point?
Make it out of grass at that point.
You're going to do tungsten carbide.
It's got to be gold or silver and gold.
That's it.
Silver and gold.
It tungsten carbide is, is what, it's a cheap plastic made out of pencil material?
It's a mechanical pencil.
What about a mercury ring?
mercury is so cool that would be cool
that would be cool as well a glass ring with mercury in it
so if it breaks yes you die
yes that's so smart
because also or
you get you put plutonium
in the ring that will slowly kill you
at the exact time that your wife dies
you know when your wife the woman dies first
yeah of course and you know when your wife is gonna die
is a horror movie the world is that you said
and your wife has had sex so she's gonna die
she will die yeah yeah and so you
time it perfectly so that
right as she passes away, your ring, you succumb to the ring.
That's so fucking cool.
Is tungsten carbide actually, is it a cheap material or is it still expensive?
It's heavy as fuck, right?
I think it's just heavy, heavy, yeah.
It's heavy, yeah, it's just like a heavy, crappy bullshit dog.
Oh, so you're always doing a ring exercise.
It's certainly cheaper.
I'm sure it is cheaper, but I feel like it must still be expensive because it's a wetting
but I feel like, yeah, like what goes through this guy's mind?
The tungsten carbide guy?
Is it gay to wear something that's?
expensive or gay to wear something that
glitters. Goes through this guy's in mind. I think it's
because it's heavy and that's masculine
and gold is constantly... Yeah, but it's not
as heavy as tungsten carbide. I think
tungsten carbide is heavier, right? It's straight up
heavy like, heavy like you put it on your finger, you'd be like, whoa!
I've had, I've
felt one of these rings before and they are heavy.
Can you look at how much heavier
tungsten carbide is than gold?
We won't know what this means. It's going to be all in
grams. Oh, you're right.
But we'll see the ratio.
He can translate. But we don't know what that means.
We can know a ratio.
He knows math.
Oh, yeah, you got this.
Yeah.
Okay, pure tungsten.
Well, we're not talking about pure tungsten.
Yeah.
Again, it's a, it's a, what do they call that?
An alloy.
It's an alloy.
Here it is.
How much car, they're right at the, oh, you what?
Oh, yeah.
0.54 pounds per cubic inch.
Okay.
That means a cubic, an inch cube, then weighs half a pound.
So that's pretty big.
That seems pretty heavy.
Why can't men?
I guess I don't know at all.
Why is it so frowned upon for a man to have a,
a big glittering diamond in their way.
I was going to say you should do that.
You should do like a rock.
You should get like...
Let me get a rock.
A fucking rock.
The equivalent of like a W.W.E. belt around your finger.
Oh my.
Why are the...
Was the Tungsten Carbite chain ever invented?
If you want a masculine wedding ring, a WBELT that says world wedding champion of the world.
What the fuck is even the carbide ring for?
What's the point of the life if people haven't invented this kind of thing?
I think that I think that tungsten, I think tungsten carbide
guys. Yeah. I think that they
think, they think, oh, this is like
a t-shirt. This is, I need to show my personality.
Yeah. And my personality is that I have
a car. Yeah. I have a car with
four wheels. I have a car. Those are a very clean
car. Those are also the guys that like
they
love the Trigger Grill a lot.
Yeah. They love the smoked, they
love the, what's that fucking, the
Cuso's rub. Yes, they love
Chef Cuso. Because it's not
supposed to, this is, it's not a t-shirt. And I don't
want to. It's about
I don't want to bring up old things.
Old flames.
Old flames.
But this is sounding very AC to me.
What do you mean?
It's not a very AC.
Anthony.
A PD theory.
Wait.
Awesome culture.
These are AC guys.
Yes, it is.
Tungsten carbide rings, those are AC.
I forgot about A.C.
Hugely, hugely AC for sure.
I was completely vindicated in the invention of A.C.
We have seen A.C. Ryan Reynolds.
We've, we're living in the most A.C. timeline.
We've litigated this before, and we've said you were right.
But I also, it's been a while.
You are right. I would like to hear.
There is a guy.
This is a new, we are folded.
I'd like to hear some updates.
Tungon Carbite guy is folded into A.C. for sure.
They are AC guys.
I would like to hear an awesome culture update.
What have you, as somebody who has,
somebody who has your finger on the pulse of awesome culture.
Mr. Zeitgeist.
Yeah, Mr. Zytegeist.
Which is what everyone calls me.
What is new stuff that has come up that you feel can be easily categorized?
I mean, well, Deadpool versus Wolverine is the, it's the movie.
It's the AC movie.
Someone who watched it and kind of enjoyed it.
I'm not sure.
I think you might be AC, man.
Yeah, I think you really are.
What?
Because I like Bullet Train and Deadpool versus Wolverine.
green and glass
onion and
I don't have a wedding ring.
Those are good movies. Tungsten carbide
rings. Those are AC. Trigger
Grills are AC.
I'm trying to think other stuff.
I think a lot of
AC you can also boil down to
talking about something that is cool
but not doing it. Yeah.
Yeah, that is true.
Talking about
I think we do that.
Everybody does that.
But obviously, I guess it has to be specific stuff.
Yeah.
But yeah, you know, talk about when I get home.
When I get home, I'm going to throw some steaks on the grill.
And this is, that's more of the activity than grilling.
It's guys that are like, it's guys that are like, you got to get into blank.
Yeah.
You got to get into, you got to get a Trager, man.
Yes.
It changed my life.
Yeah.
And it's an, a thing that is already developed as AC.
But again, it's something that we all do.
It's a thing that we all do.
But it's like, are we not all AC?
I think, I think the.
Yeah.
Actually, you guys also are.
I think we might all be.
I think we've kind of developed as we've matured.
I think it's just going towards 30 at a rapid pace is going to put you into that.
Being awesome culture is the only way that you can like something in a way that's not being a kid.
Yeah.
Wow.
That is very profound.
I think when I thought of it, when I first thought everything back then we were saying, oh, fuck this.
Everything is gay.
Fuck everything.
Fuck you.
It came from a place of hate.
It came from a genuine place of hate
When you're a kid you say
I like Pikachu
Yeah
That shit's annoying too
You gotta grow out of that
What is that called?
What is that called?
Talking like that
Being a fucking idiot kid
Who likes all this sorts of stupid shit
Cartoon?
What was the original
Okay so Joseph Gordon Levin
He was the AC guy
Ali Spagnola
Yeah
Yeah
Those types of people were AC
The box
Yeah
Which now as I get two years older
It's kind of cool
Yeah
She made the box
In a box
Dude, you know what I saw her do
Recently is she put a bunch of
You've been keeping up on there
No, it just shows up
Okay, okay YouTube shorts
AC as fuck
That's the dominant
Culture of YouTube shorts
That's true
She, I've been watching
A lot of YouTube shorts
And she covered her car
In her car and her toilet
In her toilet in her toilet
And I was like
That'd be
I don't know what kind of shit
she takes, but that would fun. On the inside or
just like the sea? That outer.
Still.
To cover the whole outer in
in Cheetah. Yeah, that's going to be dead within
a day. It was dead within a day and there's
a video of her scraping it all off.
Ew. You know what I just realized?
Compelling content.
You know what I just realized is completely
AC, bro? Fast food menu hacks.
Yep. Yeah, hugely. Saving $1
by putting your, making a
Big Mac out of two. I would even go
so far as to say having
Chipotle hacks,
having strong fast food opinions
making the tier list
arguing about it.
Yeah.
Well,
I've done that.
We've all done that.
Who hasn't done that?
Doing tricks at Chipotle
where you say,
instead of let me get double,
you say,
can I have a little more
and they don't charge you?
That is AC.
Just pay for it.
Yeah.
Just fucking pay.
The video,
have you seen this video
where the guy does the survey
on the back of the Popeye's thing
while he's sitting down
and goes up and orders another Popeye's meal?
No.
That's disgusting.
Yeah.
I think if you are skirting,
couponing,
that's not AC.
That's not AC.
That's O-C.
That's old.
I think that the new mutation on AC,
I think that since you defined AC,
basic,
I think that the new,
the next wave of it is these,
the college kids
who are obsessed with drunk driving and Zins.
Oh,
Zinn is definitely A-C.
Right.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
You know the exact type of guy I'm talking about?
100%.
Yeah,
the guys that are posting.
That's,
those are the guys who are coming up.
Guys that are posted.
Next class.
They post their photos of like.
X-Men first class.
AC first class.
AC first class.
They're posting their photos of their like their polo shirts that they're that they bought.
Yeah.
And every single time it's a size small.
Yeah.
Like they're all these dudes that are getting flamed for this.
Like they're posting like I guess it's like a Peter Millar polo.
It's like they're saying that this is Tim Walts's worst nightmare.
And then everyone's like, well, yeah, oh, that polo is looking a little small to me,
but that looks like a size small.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know what you're talking.
I saw this the other day.
I saw this the other day.
These guys are, like, posting that they're, it's like a, you know, another thing in AC is guys that are like, well, I'm, I'm the ultimate consumer.
I'm going out and buying things to make libs mad.
And they're posting that they're buying these Peter Millar polos.
I don't know why the fuck this is like a big deal.
But every single time that they show off that they've bought it, it's always the smallest one.
It's always a size small or a medium.
And they're like, you think, you think we're afraid of you?
Being skinny is awesome culture.
Being a little guy.
Being really small and not wearing, if you're in seam and your waist size are the same size.
The same or are under, let's say, 36, then you are AC.
Yeah.
And you're a disgusting bug.
I think that's, I think small guys have to end up being awesome culture more often because they need objects to add to their mass.
You also are trying to fight nerdity.
Nerddity.
Uh-huh.
Nerds.
It's guys who are nerds but aren't.
But a lot of awesome cultures, yeah,
are awesome culturaloids
are kind of almost unapologetically nerdy
in terms of their enjoyment of things like Deadpool.
I think you have to...
They don't even consider that.
You have to always go back to...
That's like drinking water and breathing air.
So I don't think that the Zen guys are.
I think this is a new thing.
Yeah, I think that's the new...
I think that's the new mutation on it.
I think AC guys are dying out.
You think that it's like there's been a weird
I think right word shift.
Yeah.
I think that this is the
reaction to it.
Similar to, you know,
the Reagan era
giving way, you know,
to the damn stupid hippies.
Exactly.
I think that this is...
Of the 90s.
I'm thinking,
never mind.
Like Kirk Cobain.
I think, yeah,
I think this is the,
these young kids are saying,
well, look at my dad,
he's obsessed with Joseph Gordon.
So I'm going to buck the other way.
He watches 500 days of size.
every day.
Oh,
there's a new,
there's a guy
that I keep seeing
on YouTube shorts.
I would kill myself if that was my dad.
Of course I get into drunk driving.
No fucking shit.
There's a YouTube guy that,
um,
he like makes every pizza.
But he's like a buff guy.
He can't say that.
He makes,
I certainly had pizza.
This guy's had nothing to do with.
No,
his thing is like,
I'm making every single pizza a day.
I'm making every single pizza every day.
No, a day.
Every day.
Man,
you know,
I'm so, you know, I've had a rough morning, man.
You're bullshitting, man.
I've had a very rough morning.
A guy on YouTube who claims that he makes all the pizza in the world.
I've made every pizza in the world today.
Every single day.
And here's 10 things I have to say about it.
I'm really fat.
Number one, I'm really tired.
No, but he makes every day, he makes a new pizza from across the world.
Uh-huh.
Did he make happy pizza yet?
Is that the one with the shit on it that makes you get fucking high?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thailand, I think.
Yeah, you're not allowed to buy weed.
I think he might have actually done it.
It's actually culturally an important form of pizza.
I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it is.
I do not think that the white brain can handle all of these drugs that people do in other countries.
Yeah.
Weed.
The band,
the band,
Ghost is AC.
Well, actually, no.
Oh, yeah.
Ghost is hugely AC.
Ghost is enjoyed by AC guys.
Yeah, definitely.
I would even say that they're ISI themselves, maybe.
And don't know them.
Yeah. They're the ones that dress up
like scarers. Yeah, but their music
sounds like this.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the, that's a misfits.
No, no. The misfits is more like, whoa.
But Ghost is more like, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
It would be real with you. They sound pretty similar based on that.
Okay, if you heard the instrumentals, it would change.
Okay, we'll do the instrumentals for me.
Instrumentals for misfits are like,
oh, yeah, wait, I like that.
And the instrumentals for ghosts are like,
what the fuck is that?
So if you could layer that over what I was singing before,
if you could layer those two together.
I wish we could.
You'd understand.
Yeah.
Here,
I'll do the instrumentals and you do the vocals.
So this is misfits.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right?
Okay, this is ghost.
Basic ghost does that song.
Egg on my face, I can't believe I ever thought there.
Ghost does that song. It's like
Mariana
Mariana Cross. I've heard that
song. Yeah, I've heard that song on
videos and a one ghost song and it sounds like
Scooby-Doo. Yeah, it sounds like that. They make
Scooby-Doo music. They make Scooby-Doo. Well, I like Scooby-Doo
quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah.
What's new Scooby-Doo? They did that?
What band did that? Simple plan.
That's actually simple plan? You didn't know that? I was going to
guess simple plan. Oh my God.
Well, it's a good guess. It's a very good guess.
There's a video of them recording it or like
a music video of them playing it. I guess.
interesting question that there's probably an answer for.
Did they know that that was for a Scooby-Doo TV show when they recorded it?
Dude, this is, I don't know if I ever talked about this on the show for.
I feel like I showed this to you guys before.
There was, it was for some movie.
I feel like I don't know if it was the live action like James Gunn Scooby-Doo if it was for a different Scooby-Doo thing.
But there was a band.
James Gun Scooby-Doo.
Yeah, he wrote the live-action Scooby-Doo.
Oh.
Yeah, and it was supposed to be R-rated and Scooby was supposed to jack off to a squirrel.
Really?
Some shit.
I don't know.
um like that but there was some band that recorded a song for like for you know how they do
soundtracks and then in the like music video uh it will like have clips from the movie or
oh dude bring me to life evanescence yeah yeah and it's like uh it was that but like with
the scooby do and i was obsessed with the song it's called you and i and i like looked it up
recently and it's so fucking funny because people made like somebody people were made like
youtube videos that are like the slideshow of shaggy and scooby set to the song and be like the
song is not about Scooby 2, but they just were kids, so they, like, assumed it was.
And they're like, this song, like, perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Shaggy and Scooby.
The song's like, it's a romantic song.
It's like, it goes, it's like, you have exactly what I need.
Yeah, you should look up the lyric way.
A dog's ass.
I'll find it.
Well, or that could be Scooby talking to Shaggy.
You have exactly what I need, Scooby Snobie.
Yeah, you have exactly what I need thumbs to make a sandwich.
Why the fuck doesn't Shaggy just buy Scooby's?
snacks for him.
Yeah, I think he does.
No, he doesn't.
He's always trying to get Scooby snacks.
It's like an Ed Nettie type of life.
But he's an adult.
He has money.
Oh, this, yeah, this is, the band is called,
the band is called Ann Arbor.
This is, the lyrics are,
are without you, there's no reason for my story.
And when I'm with you, I can always act the same.
Forever, yeah, if we're together, we can make it better.
Wow.
And they're saying it's, and this is in a Scooby-Doo movie.
It's, they're saying it's about Shaggy and Scooby-
What, what, uh, you and I,
we never get to sleep. We're up all day. We're overworked and underpaid. You and I
were always stuck in repeat day by day watching time drift away as we burn away.
Damn. So the song is catchy. This is in Scooby-Doo. I think it was just, I don't remember
if it was actually in the movie or if it's like just, you know, they do the songs that are
on the soundtrack and they do a themed music video. Because I've never heard of the band.
Yeah. Ann Arbor? That sounds familiar. Yeah. You know, I'm realizing right now it's
a city. It's also in Maryland. Yeah. Michigan.
I thought it wasn't.
Oh, I'm thinking of Annapolis.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
God damn it.
You have an Ann problem.
I do have an end problem.
I spilled sweets on the floor.
There's Anns all over my...
So we actually got really into a Halloween topic without even realizing that.
What is Scooby?
Oh, Scooby, yeah.
Because it's Halloween.
It is Halloween month.
I'm very excited.
What are we doing for Halloween?
Have we made our plans yet?
So I told you about my struggle.
I don't remember it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and I don't really listen when you talk about stuff like that.
I don't know.
I think I don't know what to do.
I don't know how to dress.
Well, it's not about, well, dress cool.
So you're going to be Dobby?
No.
She's going to be Dobby.
She is going to be Dobby.
So now the pressure is on.
She has the Dobby costume.
You could be a muggle.
I can either be, I feel like I'm either going to be.
I'm either going to be Harry Potter, I think.
Yeah.
Or something completely different and leave her to rot.
You would eat on that, bro.
I would eat on Harry Potter.
You should be an.
evil green alien.
Yeah.
Because I was thinking
because
two Dobbies
is, I mean
Dobby and Creature.
I'm not gonna be
Dobby.
I would.
Two Dobby.
You can't be
Dobby with my
one.
You should
get really
you should
also dress up as
Dobby.
You should.
But pretend you
get really confused.
Yeah,
you can be creature.
No.
But here's my
my other idea
was to
was to be
Pikachu.
Pikachu would
just paint my face
yellow.
Yeah,
we're just being
stupid bullshit.
Whatever.
Yeah,
you'll be Dobby.
I'll be Pikachu.
Showing up is a...
But here's the confounding variable.
Thank you for telling me that in a way where I can understand it.
You're welcome.
The only thing that I have that I need to dress up for, I don't have any Halloween parties in the cards that I'm aware of right now or anything.
You know, I don't have a Halloween event except for at her work.
There's a Halloween parade for kids.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
So the only, so I do actually need to pick a costume and it needs to be a costume that I need to ride the train alone.
Yeah, Harry Potter would work.
I mean, that's, Harry Potter is it on Halloween?
You could just take that off.
Oh, okay, thank God.
So, yeah.
You could take that off.
And you're not dressed up as a, as a Pikachu and someone asks why.
You say it's for kids.
Yeah.
And it's the, it's a Friday.
Harry Potter is easy.
You just take the, you really, it's also going to be, you have to really strike, you have to strike the, because you have to also remember here.
You should be a prospector.
This is a costume
That's not a bad idea.
That's a great idea.
This is a costume that has to be fun
at a children's parade.
Yeah.
But also to meet all of my wife's co-workers
for the first time.
You should be bluey.
Yeah.
Well, she's going as Dobby for this, right?
No, she's going as something else for this one.
Oh, okay.
Then you're fine.
You should be a bumblebee.
Yeah, just be a bumblebee.
We should be the three bees.
But I think that my girlfriend wants to do it.
couple's costume too. Isn't I always such a drag? I and the thing is my wife is always picking shit for
the couple's costume where you were Popeye one year and that was good. It was really good. No, that was
you ate. You're kidding. You ate with that. You ate as Popeye. You ate as Popeye. Really? Uh-huh. Why?
Yeah, because you looked like him. I looked like Popeye. Yeah. For real. You showed up at my house
yeah. Yeah. And I remember thinking, Popeye's here. Popeye just showed up to my house. And my wife was
olive. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. And you were the hamburger guy
for every other day of the year. What hamburger guy? The hamburger? No, the guy who eats
the hamburgers in Popeye. That was your costume. Well, if you was known his name. If you knew
his name. You're calling him Wimpy? Yeah. Wimpy the hamburger boy. I've never asked you
for money for a hamburger and I'll pay you on Tuesday. You've eaten them in front of me.
You've eaten hamburgers in front of me. Wimpy can't speak English. Nobody speaks English in
Popeye. What are you talking about? He says I'm glad you pay you Tuesday for a
hamburger today.
I'll glad you
pay you Tuesday.
I'll gladly pay you
Tuesday for a hamburger
today.
I didn't watch
Popeye growing up.
I take back what I said.
I had real 3D
cartoons.
You know what?
You look like.
Please don't be mean.
What is it, man?
I don't even want to say it now.
I need to hear it.
Okay, you can say it one time,
but then I'm going to close my ears
after.
He looked like Schmeagle.
Actually, he actually looked
like Smeagle.
That would be a good costume for you.
You should be Smeagle.
And you're going to think
Oh, that's rude, but we're not saying you'd be Gallum.
No.
Gallum's a fucking twerk.
Gallum sucks ass.
Schmigel.
Schmigel was once noble.
He was once a noble hobbit.
Him and his brother, Degal.
Wait, I have a bad double insult going on here.
He is ugly and stupid, but he's also a hobbit.
You should be Degal.
Yeah.
A gun?
No, you should be Smeagel's brother from the prologue of the Lord of the Rings and people ask you.
You're dressed like Gollum and people ask, you say, no, I'm not.
I'm his brother.
I'm his brother, Deagle.
Did he grow up in a whole eagle household?
Yeah.
Every Lord of the Rings' characters' names were all, there's rewriters.
Bilbo, Frodo.
That's not the same.
Gamgo.
Oin and gloin.
Oin and gloin.
What are they?
All the dwarves are like that,
Biffre and Boffer.
Mm-hmm.
What?
From the Hobbit?
I don't know about all this shit.
Tubey's a TV show.
No, he was one of the green ones.
Tubey and Boobie.
You two are Tubey and Boobie.
I'm not Tooby.
Why in YouTube?
Is that their other brother?
YouTube?
YouTube and Tooby.
YouTube and Tube are not.
You're actually talking about apps.
We're talking about legends.
I don't know that much about Lord of the Rings.
Rivendale.
Rivendale is where Elrond lives.
Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The dwarves are from other places.
The dwarves are from Middle Earth.
You're using a confusion gun on me.
I'm not using a confusion gun on you.
You are from SpongeBob, the orb.
No, I'm not.
You turned it on with me.
No.
Hold on. What did you say?
I didn't mean it like that.
No.
I didn't mean it like that
Turned on with you
He said that
It's not sexy September anymore
Target
Yeah you became my
Well not
I didn't say the target
He said target
Did not say Target
Yeah you did
I said yesterday
Cameron looked so good
That I was no longer
You said
And I'd like to demonstrate
By the way
How you were sitting
Because this is what was
Really turning me on
Okay
You're like this
You're like
I sit like that
Smeagolian
He's looking smigley
Not smigely
Smigely
You should be Smyrgle
Who's at
The Post
Pokemon. That'd be good.
With the paintbrush.
You would look good in that.
You should be an artist.
Pikachu, Charzard, smeargole.
Look, bro, this is you through and through.
Is that what I...
I want you guys to be honest.
Is that what I am like?
You look like this, man.
Really?
You look so much like this.
Honestly, not that bad.
Yeah.
Seems perfectly fine to me.
He's a detective.
This would be perfect for you.
He's a detective animal.
That's my favorite type of character.
You should be...
Greninja.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
That'd be bad.
I knew a furry who was Greninja one time.
You can't do...
You can be a specific one?
For a Pokemon?
For a cosplay.
Oh.
It's my ex-s friend's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend.
They broke up.
Hard to day.
I can't leave it.
Yeah, he's always disappearing in shit.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
He actually, he hit her father with a water shirt.
You end up having sex for the kid's a vlog.
as a whole thing
I really don't know what I'm going to be
I don't like Halloween costume
I'm a day of
I like yeah
I love Halloween but I'm always a day of guy
I just didn't have time to think about it this year
I like thinking of a costume
I mean it's so much easier when you've got a woman
picking the costume for you
yeah it's so much easier
I guess you're right well I just had always done
bad Halloween costumes by myself
what was I two years ago
I was a juggalo that year
fucking whiffed it
it's okay man
fucking whiffed
there's one we know
all know of
that we don't
no there's a real
whiffed costume
yeah
the Grinch
yeah
yeah
dark green paint
didn't know
it was that dark
yeah
showed up to a bar
everyone thinking
you're black Santa
doesn't help
that I was
only drinking
red stripe that night
that night
there's a photo of me
drinking a red stripe
I'm holding a red stripe.
I'm so glad that after all these years you can just fucking finally admit it.
It was an accident.
I was the, if we, okay, in the bodega, the, I looked, the bright light of the
bright light, in the bright green lights of the dispensary, you were the Grinch.
Yeah, but then, you know, you go to a bar that's supposed to look like it's candle lit.
And the candles are, I mean, that's not helping either.
No.
No, no, no.
Warm light.
Warm light.
Warm light is making that green look black as night.
Mm-hmm.
You were black as night.
Santa Claus.
There was a perfectly round circle of green paint on my face because I was like, I'm not
going to commit.
I'm not going to commit.
I want to take this off eventually.
Yeah.
And that's a pretty bad mess step.
Yeah.
I'm just glad that there's only photos of it in bright light.
I'm glad there's photos of it and it's not, you're not currently doing it.
Yeah.
That would be bad.
It'd be bad if I showed up.
It's just photos of it.
Yeah.
You know,
it'd be bad if you'd wore that every day.
Yeah.
I thought it was clothes.
I'm just putting my clothes on.
Getting ready for church.
Doing your makeup in the, yeah.
I guess the one thing that did make it look like it was the Grinch was that I did the nose.
Mm-hmm.
And you had, you had whiskers.
Yeah, had whiskers drawn out too.
Well, it wasn't whiskers.
I remember thinking it was.
like Morgan Freeman style freckles
that you drew.
It's all right.
Sometimes you whiff a costume.
Yeah.
A costume is not always going to be a winner.
That juggalo one, that could have been...
That could have been real dangerous.
That could have been real bad, yeah.
Thankfully, it all mixed into kind of a gray.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'm glad there wasn't a dominant paint.
Like, you didn't get like an oil paint
and an acrylic or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, that would have been bad.
Yeah.
I was thinking about this.
Did you lay on a black base first and then do the white patterns over?
Yeah, I did.
Well, around, you know, I knew where to, I did the white.
No, I did the white first.
Okay.
I did the white first, and then when I started doing the black, it mixed in, so then it was all gray.
Yeah.
It's kind of, yeah.
Let it be a warning for anybody who's thinking of dressing up for something.
Yeah, you can.
If you're a white, if you're a white person, there's a 50% chance every Halloween if you accidentally doing.
50%.
There's a 50% chance of you
accidentally doing blackface every Halloween.
What are Halloween
non-racial Halloween costumes that can ruin
that can ruin your life?
I would say dressing as somebody
that is close to you
in a mean way.
Yeah, that can ruin your life.
Without clearing it with them.
So these are non-racial
Halloween costumes that could ruin your life.
I feel like we've covered that enough.
I think Halloween costumes
that will ruin your life
if you wore them to work.
Suicide vest.
Suicide vest.
Real working suicide vest.
that's going to end your life
and ruin many other lives
and possibly end other people's lives.
Possibly.
I guess
Trump, because then it could be like,
are you, like, you look like you're pro-Trump right now.
I guess it depends on how good you do it.
I guess if you dressed as a magnet,
it could be bad if you worked at a nails and spice.
Yeah.
If you were a real magnet.
Do the magnets know it's just a costume?
If you dressed as a guy who's swallowed it?
a magnet. Oh, yeah.
That's three whole punch
a gym could ruin your life. That's actually not a bad
costume. I'm not due to this year. Guy who swallowed a magnet.
Oh, that's good. And I'll just attach a bunch of metals.
That's a great idea.
That's a funny costume. See, that's what I like.
I like that kind of Halloween costume. None of these bull crap.
See, I usually don't like that kind of costume. I prefer to dress up like
a busy town. I was thinking of going right down the middle.
You should be the worm. Oh, that's good.
I'm going to do half Wolverine.
half Deadpool right down the middle like that's cool well they'll be careful with that one because
you could get some dark red paint again 50% chance again that's a full this is a you problem this is
not a me problem recurring problem that you've had in your life I don't have this problem I know what
color is what color I can tell the difference between red and black well you're also going to be
putting black on no I want Deadpool for dead pool no I want I'm doing an all red Deadpool that's
not a yeah that's not yellow eyes that's what are you going to you're going to turn your eyes
That's Darth Mall.
No.
Okay, then I'll be half Wolverine, half Darth Mall.
You should be Darth Mall.
That's actually a fucking awesome idea.
You should be Darth Mall.
But then I'd have to go take a lightsaber class
to get really good at and shit.
That'd be expensive as fuck.
Yeah.
And also I'd need to do the horns.
The horns would be the big thing there
because I can get face pain all day.
I'm made of the stuff.
The horns, they sell the horns.
Another problem solved by fucking genius, Patrick.
It just knows everything.
I was considering being Darth Mall this year.
Is that what you shaved your head?
No.
I was a, I had a haircut accident.
Okay, yeah.
Haircut accident.
This is the kind of thing that happens with Patrick.
Haircut accident.
Grinch makeup accident.
Yeah.
Seriously.
Well, I tried to trim my hair for Cameron's wedding and then I, uh...
And you look damn good at that wedding, man.
You did, man.
I looked cool.
Brown poop suit, dressed like a poop.
Fancy poop.
I looked cool.
It was good.
It was a good.
The poop suit?
I almost brought the poop hat.
I almost brought it out.
Really?
Yeah.
But it was a different color.
If it was all one color.
You were far.
farting a lot.
I wasn't farting a lot.
Yeah, he did.
I didn't fart a lot.
You farted a lot.
Oh, I was farting a lot.
You were pooting, man.
I was pooting.
We were in the parking lot on the way to the casino.
He kept farting, dressed as poop.
Yeah.
Stinking up their whole wedding.
Poop doesn't fart.
Poop's a good costume too for Halloween.
I can't do that.
The smell that you can't.
You could dress up as a fancy poop.
Don't be buying face paint for your poop costume.
Please.
This is the kind of thing you fall into.
This is how your brain works.
Yeah, it's every single time, man.
It's fucking crazy.
I could be coffee.
I'm just looking around the room.
I'm just looking around the room now.
You can't be coffee.
No,
I can't be coffee.
Getting like doing the most racist black face costume of all time.
As Michael Jackson,
someone gets maddy and you'd be like,
oh,
I'm coffee grass.
You can't do this, Pat.
I was,
I was considering really hard.
I was thinking about it.
DMX.
No.
White Lando.
White Lando.
No, there's no problem with White Lando, I don't think.
I think the hair would be the problem.
You're going to do the hair?
You got me instantly.
You could do like an emo-style haircut.
Yeah.
White Lando.
Emo-white Lando.
Yeah.
You could dress us.
You can do emo white anybody.
Also, I was, that's genius.
I forget what we were, it was for an episode for sure, but I was looking up on Reddit,
is it okay for me to be white blade for Halloween?
What kind of, when you Google a thing like that, what are you expecting to find?
somebody asking that question.
90% of the time you get the answer you
you're looking for when you Google something like that.
But who, how do you trust these people?
Not this one, not this blade.
This guy is not trustworthy.
Like Wesley Snipes Blade.
Like I wanted to see, I wanted to see a white guy dressed up like Blade.
Why not dress as Van Helsing?
It just looks like Neo.
Yeah, Neo or Van Helsing.
Yeah.
Or you could, you could kind of try and circumvent it and be like,
I'm kind of an original character who's sort of Van Helsing style deal,
but with aspects of Neo from the Matrix.
Yes, there we go.
Then you get the creative points.
And I have a few catch phrases.
Like how come motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill?
That was so cool when he says that.
That when I see somebody says something like that, every brain cell in my brain is turning to understand what does that mean?
I think it was like a, uh, because that isn't a normal thing to say.
I think that that was.
It sounds cool, but it's not, it's just a little bit.
I think it was a little bit too crazy for me.
that was like a cut scene it wasn't in a reference no no no the thing the ice skating up
oh i think that that was a reference to the movie yeah and then it makes no sense because i didn't
do it maybe i'm thinking of a different thing i have no idea i mean i'm not i'm no expert no i'm mixing
that up with x-men where she says where toad was supposed to say you know what happens to a toad
oh yeah same thing and then yeah yeah but there is that was his cool line that was toad's
Because Toad's catchphrase was, you know what happens to it?
Toad when also the guy who plays Toad in that movie is Darth Mall.
Whoa.
Toad don't care for him as a movie.
No.
They play him into Deadpool.
They put Toad in it?
It was stupid, yeah.
He sucked.
It was fucking stupid.
But you know who they put in Deadpool versus Wolverine that I liked.
Electra.
Oh, yeah.
Mrs. Alias herself.
Yeah.
Jennifer Garner.
Mrs.
Alien.
Mrs. Alien.
For a split second, I forgot Jennifer Garner's name.
and I was like, yeah, they got Carmen San Diego back.
Wait, wait, Carmen Elektra, obviously made you think her name was Carmen San Diego.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm like, what's her name again?
I know her name's Carmen.
That is amazing, man.
You are so, one of our brightest stars on earth.
While we're still doing a bunch, throwing it back.
back to awesome culture
and everything like that
this is making me
think of the best
one of all time
of that which is
when
April Levine
Shaquila Keys
Shaquila Keys.
Shaquila Keys.
We've had some real fun.
That is enough
to make me cry laughing
at any moment.
Shaquila
Keyes.
Skater boy.
I can see the
I can see the map
in my head
of how that,
I can see the map
my head of how that got there.
But Shaquilla
says the real curveball.
Aver Levine.
Aver Levine
kind of sounds like
Alicia Keys.
It's an A name.
It kind of sounds like Alicia Keys.
And then I think I was
I think I was trying to be silly.
Female Shaquila.
Chequilla Keys.
Shequila Keys.
Shequila Keys is so funny.
Oh, my God.
What was the thing?
I forgot.
That's from like four years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There was one recently that I fully, I forgot Bill Burr's name when we were talking about.
Oh, what did I call?
Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross has Bobo.
Yeah, there's the Glen, Gary, Glenn Ross.
It was like, oh.
Bill Bowden.
Oh, yeah.
Bill Bowden.
It's a combination of Bill Burr and Bobo.
Yeah.
Bill, Bill, Bill,
Bowden is going to be in the new
Gary Glenn Rott.
It's pretty awesome, man.
Oh, all right.
God, my brain is shit.
My brain's a piece of wet crap.
Your brain is beautiful.
You're not to see all the joy
that entered the world just now?
You know, like a thousand screaming ghosts
coming out of Pandora's box?
Yeah, and made me smile
like an upside-down frown.
Scary.
Trying to get scaring into it.
Yeah.
Trying to get scary into it.
Because, guys, today begins
the three weeks of Halloween.
The two to three weeks
The two to three weeks of Halloween
Dude just let it be natural
Well say well hold on
No
Do you walk up to guys on the street with the guitar
I play the guitar
Yeah I do
Really?
Yeah
Do they do it
Guys on the street
I see a guy in the street
I say
Play your buddy is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
I've been stumping the
My parents go and see their friend
Play guitar
He's like an older guy
You've been stumping him with requests?
I've been stumping him with requests
That can't feel good
That's got to feel bad.
No, because he says to, he's like, that's crazy that you even know that.
What are you been saying?
I asked him to, asked him, he was playing like 60s pop songs.
He's playing like 60s pop stuff.
And I said, you should play a Walker Brothers song.
He was like, I've heard of them, but I don't know any of their songs.
So that's a classic lie that you say when somebody says a band, you say I've heard of them.
I think, oh, I think I've heard of them.
I think he's maybe a liar.
He's lying to you.
But my mom keeps texting me songs to stump him.
Why are you trying to stump this?
I don't know why she wants to stump her friend so.
Oh, okay, so let me look up the runtime
and I'll just sit here and you can listen to it by yourself
and I'll do nothing.
Yeah.
That's what I would do if I was home.
I was the time I went to Nashua and I was drunk by 7 p.m.
Night.
Yeah, night.
Yeah, 9.
7 night.
Got there at 5.
Okay.
So 5 is usually when people start drinking.
Let me just cut this part.
This sucks.
I saw a ghost.
I forgot about that.
There we go.
And it actually scared me.
Bad audio.
It sounded like a fool just then.
It's not going to scare me.
You dad.
I saw a ghost.
How do I get moneyed for this?
Money?
Why do people pay to hear this?
Well,
when I talk like this?
Because stuff like Shaquila Keys.
Yeah, but that's a few and far between.
Well, this was a free one.
No one's paying for this.
All right.
Well, I guess that's a, that fixes it.
But there's going to be a Shaquilla Keys level of gaff on the premium.
I can promise you that.
Yeah, probably.
I'm going to set him up in a crazy.
way that you guys won't believe. I'm going to bring out
some name. He's never fucking heard of. Some
actor that you've seen one time
and it's going to unlock something in your memory
you're going to be... There's going to be wires
crossed in my brain. I'm going to get the name wrong.
Braden, Jakarta.
Uh-huh. Who the... Will. Internet.
Braden Jakarta? You don't know
Braden Jakarta? He's a really famous actor, man.
I don't know him. We need to start seating
him right now. Yeah, huh? He's Amy Poller's
husband.
Or used to be or some shit.
Okay.
Guys, today we are tackling, I guess it's not so much scary as it is real.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's almost what is scared.
The most scariest thing about being scared is when it's real.
Oh, I guess that's true.
Fake stuff doesn't really scare me.
No, real stuff like this.
I saw a ghost.
Is that a real guy saying that?
Yeah.
That's actually scary.
That's actually my neighbor.
I recorded him through the wall.
Is he playing the piano too?
Yeah, that was him in the shower.
A little ditty doing stuff.
He was listening to that song.
And singing the lyrics.
And then he also saw a ghost.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
So today we're doing satanic phenomena.
Yes, satanic phenomena.
Phenomena.
Phenomenonat.
Phenomenade.
Phenomenade.
That's pretty good.
Satanic phenomena.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Do you have my slideshow open?
I was just looking for it.
I'm a slide show.
on you. It's going to be a show. Don't slide on me.
I think that was it right there. I think I just called it
untitled. That's a really scary name.
I didn't. I was not. Yeah, mine's
really short. I guess I'll go first with it.
Okay. So the first
thing that I looked at found... Ah, fully black screen!
There could be a ghost. Satan is so
Halloweenistic. I agree. I looked up
something. Did you guys believe in Satan when you're
grown up? Yeah. I was really afraid of the devil. I fully thought
that he was around. I was pretty afraid of
ghost demons, aliens, and animals, but not like capital S. Satan. I don't think I had that
type of... I was afraid of going to hell. I was afraid that... But you didn't think Satan was
working mysteriously in your life. No, I didn't think that he was working in my life, but... You never
rebuked Satan in the name of Jesus Christ. No, I thought, I was more afraid of getting in trouble
with God. I think it was mostly of fear of getting in trouble. One time I got so scared about
Slender Man that I thought that he was chasing me on my bike and I rode home really fast.
Yeah, I always would get really scared when I was one.
walking to school because it would be
early in the morning and I'd just be alone
and those are two of the scariest
times. I agree. Alone?
The witching hour. Early in the morning.
Really early in the morning.
This first
website that I went to
or I found something on was a website called
Lipstick Alley which is a
this site is an offshoot of
Eddie George.com the personal
website of former Tennessee Titans running
back Eddie George who is now retired from the
NFL. Okay. Lipstick Alley?
The first thing that I found on there was somebody talking about a dream that they had where they said,
not sure where to post this, but two nights ago I fell asleep while reading.
The lights were on.
I saw a figure come out of the corner and I thought it was my mom.
I didn't realize I fell asleep because my dream was the exact same setting as my room.
As the figure got closer, it was a man who didn't have any skin.
Oh my God.
His nails were long and at the end were black and I heard cries from them.
From his nails?
His nails were long and I heard cries from my God.
A screaming finger?
Screaming. This is already terrifying.
He was a horrible sight to see.
Let's just say he makes Freddie Kruger look like Beyonce.
Hello, Freddy Krueger.
I can only see half of his face due to him having a long black robe, which covered his mouth.
He kept walking around the bed and looking at me with curiosity and almost sadness.
He paced around the bed for what seemed like a very long time.
He wouldn't say anything, but it came to a point where he got really close to me and uncovered his mouth.
If he would have stuck his lips out, he could have kissed me.
when we got really close.
Yeah, that sounds like
when he got that in the Freddie Kruger thing.
When he got that close,
he stopped and looked up.
I'm assuming something caught his attention
because he had his eyes fixated on something.
He backed up, rubbed his hands along the foot of my bed,
and come from her and smelled it.
He left after doing this.
Has anyone ever had a dream like this?
What should I do?
And all the posts were like telling her,
like, this is a response to every single other person
in the form,
because everyone was just telling her to run.
You need to run?
It's so funny to say it was a dream and they'll end it.
Say, what should I do?
Right.
What should I do?
What should I do?
What should I do?
This person said, y'all telling her to run.
It was a dream where she's supposed to run.
This is the only person with any sense.
Yeah.
The red woman.
The resident of the LSA.
What do you mean?
What should I do?
Just wake up.
It's over, man.
It's already ended.
Yeah, you're not going to do it.
It's not going to come back.
It's fine.
You'll never be in there.
again. It's okay. And this person, this next person,
Tarthen, wants us to
they want us to do a prayer against Beelzebub's physical and spiritual
infestation in their life and home.
So,
I guess we got to do. Well, this is actually, I feel like, I feel like
we got to do a prayer for this person. I feel like maybe
I think I maybe was going to delete this from my slides.
Beelzebub is the Lord of the
Flies, correct?
He rules over with flies.
Oh, so they got a fly.
So they have an infestation of flies or fruit flies or something like that.
Okay.
In which case I would recommend apple cider vinegar with the splash of dish.
In Jesus' name we pray.
I pray that Turthin gets dish soap and apple cider vinegar in a cup.
In a cup.
In the corner of their house.
God, I pray she has a cup.
Jesus Christ.
Please get a whole cup.
In Jesus name, I pray.
I pray that Turthin rids the flies from her house.
I pray that there is no more bugs.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Amen.
And I pray that she takes out the trash, which causes fruit flies.
Hit them with some tongues.
Hit them with some tongues.
Skababodoo.
Catch up.
Anytime somebody spoke tongues at my church growing up, it was when it sounded like when Adam Sandler goes like,
it was exactly that exact type of look and sound.
It's the same thing.
Is he speaking in tongues?
Is that what he does?
That thing?
Yeah.
Is that the Sandler like...
The Sandler tongue?
The Sandler tongue.
He's speaking in Sandler tongue like in...
Like in Parcel tongue.
He's speaking to...
Where did you learn by Sandler tongue?
Waho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, whee.
And it's a battle between Sandler and Jack Black.
for who can do the most gibberish in one second.
Wow.
I bet Jack Black
literally wants to kill himself
for not coming up with Skibbitty.
Oh, 100%.
How do you do every variation
and just never hit Skibbittie toilet?
No, nobody's going to hear Skibbitty.
You think Jack Black was going to be
in the Skibbitty Toilet movie?
Probably.
He would be so amazing at that.
He would be good.
He would have crushed that.
What we could have had.
We got canceled, right?
Yeah, Valve was like, don't you dare.
What?
Really?
Well, it's all G-Mud assets.
You're telling me Gabe N himself?
He didn't want.
Gabe N hates making money.
But Gabe N might have.
He's the type of guy where he'll, if he realizes he's wrong, he'll make it right.
We can send him an email, you know.
Yeah.
And he responds to him.
Dear Gabe-in.
Hi.
We are three, and you've got to start writing this down.
We are three adult men who loves skibbitty toilet.
You can write it down now.
And we also host a podcast called Podcasts About List.
And we would love for you to come on and...
Okay, what are we getting to?
What's the word I'm looking for?
Well, we're trying to get them to make the movie.
And we're not just trying to get him as a guess.
We would love for you to defend your heinous decision to destroy the Skibbitty Toilet movie.
Uh-huh.
Because you hate...
Because you hate...
Because you hate making money and poop.
Making poop.
You hate making money, but love making poop.
In one look at him, he loves making poop.
He got all skinny, right?
I fucking hope not.
He better not have.
Nah.
Did he get on the Aussie?
I fucking hope not, man.
If you get on that Ozzy, I'm going to get down to the valve headquarters.
I'm going to stop the valve that's taking out all the fat in your head.
Yeah, that's right.
Do you think he has one on the back of his head?
He has that picture of the red guy.
Oh, that should be my Halloween costume.
I think we said that to you before.
That's a perfect one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I think we said that to you before, and you were like, no.
But then I got to be shirtless.
Yeah, he is shirtless, right?
So I got to lose like 50, 60 pounds.
I thought the valve guy was, like, the neck?
Yeah.
I thought it was a fat guy.
I don't think so.
I think you only see his neck.
Or is he strong?
I think he's, like, I think you just have the back of his shoulders a little bit.
You can see his fat back.
All right, well, I'll be fine.
him he turns yeah you've never seen the turn that's what they're gonna scare the shit out of me
yeah that's the scary one i've never seen the turn he turns just like he doesn't turn all the way around
he just turns his head like why did they decided to do such a scary thing oh maybe it was leffordid
no i think it was no i would i would remember that i played that a lot when does the valve guy turn
he turns don't worry about it okay and then the last one here i went to steel guitar
a forum dot com uh this is where steel players meet online and uh somebody had a question they
said teenage kids listening to satanic music next slide uh kids today listening a lot of this
weird stuff can it make them hear voices in their head and be out of control of their thoughts
and actions dave h and brad bechtel creator of the bechdel test said no he's the one who created
that shit yeah brad bechtel i salute you brad bechtel this is thank you brad
and why did i always know a man came up with that a steel guitar player from san francisco
came up with the bechdel test and that's the end of my thing i didn't do too much
You hit us with the old three-piece.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
I didn't want to read that.
No, that's perfectly fine.
Okay, you can head to mine if you'd like, if you would be so inclined to go ahead to mine.
So I focus on this more from the perspective that I understand it, which is the Christian perspective, because I grew up believing that Satan was very real and he was controlling Obama to make him do health care.
Yeah.
That's kind of what we believed.
And so I went to a website that was called...
I believe the worthy Christian or something like that.
And they have a spiritual warfare section,
which is what we called it back in the day.
It was spiritual warfare because it's an ongoing war between basically angels
that have white clothes versus demons that have red clothes.
So this was Yu-Gi-O demonic.
Yu-Gi-O is a game.
It is just a game.
Seriously.
No one is going to sell their soul to Satan because they play a game.
A game is for fun.
Someone's skull is awesome.
So is spellbinding circle.
The worst thing that can happen playing the game is if kids get a paper cut.
No, the worst thing that can happen is your neighbor steals your cards.
Okay, that's a real thing that happened to you, I'm guessing.
Yeah.
Next slide, this is some responses.
Take it or leave it.
I've seen many demons in my life, and when my son brought some home, a demon was in the same room as the cards.
It's called discernment.
So you guys may not be privy to this, but in the spiritual world, there are people who can sense when demons are around.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Okay.
And it basically is the feeling of you have a stomach ache or you have hiccups.
Right.
Or you're scared.
It's always hiccups and then a cold sensation, right?
Or is that a ghost?
It's basically, if you walk into a room and you feel just worse than you did before you went in,
there's a demon occupying that room.
What you want to do is you want to walk in a room, ask yourself, am I 100% sure there is no demon in this room?
And if the answer is no.
If you're even 99% sure, there's got to be a, there's likely a demon.
There's got to be a demon at KFC then.
There's more likely a demon.
I leave a KFC.
and I feel worse than...
I mean, most restaurants.
Sounds like there's a demon outside of KFC.
That's interesting.
It's when you leave.
So there's a demon in New York.
In the world.
The only safe.
Everything except for KFC.
Wow.
Yeah, that's what I'm getting
from what you're saying.
And most restaurants I go to
because I order too much.
So it seems like the only places
without demons are restaurants.
So I guess restaurants are demon free
and then I get up
and then I walk outside
and then I feel...
Yeah, instant.
Bad because there's a demon outside.
There's a demon that's occupying New York City.
I think that people have been...
I mean, my...
I mean, my family's known that for a long time.
Next is, if anyone is posting comments that are saying nothing is wrong with playing this game and calling themselves a Christian, they're either a new Christian, ignorant, rebellious, being used of the devil or a witch who is trying to sway parts of the body to learn about witchcraft.
I say that comment with love and no bitterness whatsoever.
How do you get monsters onto the playing field?
Answer, you must summon them from the dark world.
Or the tune world.
Well, it depends on the game you're playing.
They're talking about Yu-Gio.
Yeah, no, there's a card from Yu-Gio.
Oh, really?
You don't know tune world?
Yeah.
That was like the main thing about Yu-Giota.
Blue Eyes Tune Dragon.
And all the Tune...
I've never heard of a Tune version.
What?
Tune Summon Skull was cool.
All the tunes were basically the coolest thing of...
Yeah.
Pegasus.
I wasn't allowed to watch you.
The gay guy with the one eye.
I wasn't allowed to watch...
Pegas was so cool.
I got the Pegas's starter dick.
I wasn't allowed to watch Pokemon at first because it's poke the demon.
I wasn't allowed to watch Digimon,
digital demon.
My cousin wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob because my aunt thought he was gay.
Wow.
Yeah.
He thought that SpongeBob was gay.
Oh, okay.
Not my cousin.
Oh, okay.
She said that, yeah, she said, yeah, she said that your cousin was gay and he wasn't
ought to watch anything.
It wasn't just SpongeBob.
He basically sat in a box for most of his days.
He got to watch the wall.
What do you even, if you...
What do you watch if you're gay?
What do you watch if you're gay?
What do you watch if you're gay?
No, but if you are a...
A conservative lady.
Because I hear, I hear drag race, and I think, oh, they must be watching cars.
Turns out, it's just a bunch of...
It's just another one of those shows.
A lot of a lollipop people walking around.
Lollipop.
Okay, Dave Chappelle, cool it.
They're all colorful.
The lollipop people.
What the hell is that?
Can't be saying, talking like that?
That's insane.
I think a good amount of them dress up like a lollipop.
Yeah, it's delicious.
It depends on the...
I think the challenge is a lollip.
I think maybe that's the episode I saw.
A lollip episode.
Uh, next is, uh, please if you're a Christian and believe wholeheartedly that the world is the, that the word is the truth, then remove the lie that Satan is planted in your minds that Yu-Gio and any other form of magical wonders are okay. They are not okay. They are not okay. They are not okay. You gogio and any magical wonder like Yu-gio. I hate wonders. It's so funny to say magical wonders are not okay. Yeah, magical wonders are fucking awesome. Wonders? Wonders are not okay.
That's bullshit.
No, because the only wonder is the one true wonder.
Uh-huh.
His one sunder.
The word.
His one sunder.
He's the wonder like the onceler.
Yeah.
He's the wonder like the onceler, his one sunder.
Okay.
Keep going.
He went once under a bridge.
You worship him every sunder.
You worship him every sunder.
Uh-huh.
You, your wife and sunder.
You, your wife and sunder.
He turned wine from water.
Wonder.
Water.
And he walked on wonder.
he walked on wonder he walked on wonder uh-huh water one water uh-huh and he's his father and he's
the father and the sunder and the holly's and the sunder oops i blundered he says don't plunder why was the whole
bible not written in a rap yeah that'd be or why they not done a rap version the y-o version they do a rap
version really yeah what's that there's definitely a christian rap you know it's christian rap
A whole rap, I mean, like a whole rap Bible.
Oh, oh, uh, Barats and Beretta Bible in a minute.
Remember that?
No, what the fuck is that?
That was that, like, they were like YouTube Sketch Troop.
Oh, shit.
And they did the Bible in a minute.
I have, well, you say YouTube Sketch Troop?
That's like telling somebody that they were like, that someone's like a general in the army.
Yeah.
I'm like, oh, my God, I have such reverence for you.
That used to be people's bread and butter.
That used to make or break lives.
No, no, no, no.
Thing in a minute.
Oh, yeah.
That used to be like it.
That was a good one, though.
If you got, if you did that, you fucking made it.
Yeah, you popped off.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Those guys were good.
Next.
What happened to them?
Yu-Gi-o, so this is the original response.
Ira bin Yahweh says, so is Dungeons and Dragons.
So is Wigens and Dengans.
So is Dungans and Dengons.
So is Oweji aboard.
I would injun, right?
Please explain all the suicides that fallow, the playing.
of these games.
Dungens and Drengans.
Do you know, I mean, I knew probably 30 kids
who played Dungons and Drogons.
Yeah.
Dengens and Drogens.
Oijabord.
And committed a suicide.
Yeah.
A suicide fallowed.
I actually.
Dungons and Drogens.
I know a kid who choked on a,
who choked on a Dangan when he was playing.
A drangin?
Yeah.
Wow.
He dunked his drangin.
He dunged his dregent.
He dug his dunged his drangent.
He put it in his, wow.
That's so horrible.
Yeah.
That's an awful suicide that is fallowed that.
and he put it in his mouth
to commit suicide
and I think
yeah so next I want to cover
the other side of this
okay so this is from the
R slash Satanism on Reddit
this is designs for my version of Satan
fun fact about his outfit
in the last picture
all of it is gifts from his friends
he made in his past
so this is what we're scared of
yeah this is demonic summoning
is this type of thing
and I think that I put two of them in here
another one is here is my Lucifer
He is the ruler of hell
But his dream job is to become a teacher
Aw
No, don't say awe
Say ah
Oh shit
It's even getting
Oh my God
I can't believe it
You're infected
You need to be
This is kind of like
I'm getting too close to the case
Kind of thing
I spent too long researching this
You're becoming satanic
I can't draw the line anymore
Yeah because I see this shit
And I want to fucking destroy it
Yeah
Okay I want to squash this
This is the
You do look at this and realize
This is the ruler of all evil
Who rules over hell
If I had a gun
I'd shoot the TV.
No.
That would be demonic possession
on your part.
Well, I would, I don't know.
You'd be destroying my TV.
Yeah.
It's not real.
I pledged my life to you.
Who?
You better be talking to Julio.
You better be proposing to Julio.
Julio, did you feel anything
when he said that?
I accept.
Okay.
Okay.
So, you have been, now you are pledged.
Okay.
But not to Lucifer, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You don't find this cute at all.
You find this disgusting.
Ew.
I hate its little cheek.
I didn't even notice that it had a cheek.
Me neither.
You're obsessed with him.
I'm not obsessed.
I'm obsessed with hating him.
And his bowed legs.
Skinny little tail.
Yeah, and his skinny, stupid skinny jeans that he's got on
and his belt buckle and that's cute hat.
This shit is demonic.
And I'm going to have no part of it.
And in fact, get it off my screen.
I don't want to see it in this office.
Check.
No, don't go back to, don't go to the other one.
No, go, go.
Forward. Go forward. Back to Christianity. I went to escape Satanism. Spider-Man 1917. Amazing picture. Just wondering if you have seen demons. Been attacked by them or how you can tell it is them tormenting you rather than trauma, chemical imbalance, sleep deprivation, psychosis, hormones, situations, etc. What are some of the ways they oppress you? What do you do? My guess is binding and rebuking in Jesus name, claiming and reciting scriptures, the blood of Jesus and putting on the armor of God are the most important things to do in these times.
Oh, the armor of God. That's smart.
Arm of God is really really small.
I think that will help you.
That's probably going to help.
Yeah, that's probably like the one weakness.
Putting on armor is going to help with almost anything.
Yeah, it's the armor of God.
If you're protecting yourself from something, you should have armor on.
That's what I'm saying. It's smart. Yeah, it's good to do.
Next, other one says, as you know, I lived with a couple for about 10 years.
A couple of demons they're talking about.
And nobody responds to this guy, which I thought was so sad.
The next post says, I've only had one encounter with a demon.
I saw it in a woman at the hospital I worked in.
It froze in my tracks when she sat up in.
bed made claws with her fingers
and growled and screamed, I never
want to see that again. Yeah, that's horrifying. That's
really, really scary. And then next, this guy's
still fishing for a response on this, someone to ask.
That is good information, Bluebird. I might
add that I have kind of an advantage over people.
They believe in God out of faith. I know there
is a God for I've met the devil, and God
yanked me from his grasp one night when I was about
to do something eternally stupid.
It was being very vague, and still nobody
responds at all, and it really made me
sad. The next post is
high Spider-Man, a very
irrelevant topic. At the moment, there's a great move of Satan and his demons, infiltrating
unsuspecting believers in a supposed move of the Holy Spirit, but it is of demonic spirits.
It is affecting the young ones, especially through leadership. Just saw a very good
exposing of this on YouTube. I will look out the video. The teacher showed clips of this
false move and the effects on people and explained how it was false. Very good and clear
teaching. By the way, I've had the heavy pressure on me while in bed many years ago.
Some of my friends have also had it too. I pleaded the blood of Jesus and was released.
praised the Lord. P.S.
the video is a kundalini spirit
and church leaders.
And here comes our friend
Other again who says
LOL, I lived with them for about 10 years
and I cannot recommend getting to know them that well
because someone said,
know your enemy,
you cannot be an enemy you don't know.
Yeah, we've all met a guy.
And again, I went through this entire like 10 pages
and nobody was curious
as to what he meant by saying
that he lived with demons for 10 years
or his enemy.
And that he met the devil.
Nobody gave a fuck and it made me.
Did he say anything, did he say anything on other pages?
No, he just kept making posts on anything that was like this that was talking about.
He was like, he's fishing.
Yeah, I basically lived with the demon, and demon affected my life for about 10 years,
and I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life, and God saved me.
And no one wants to know.
I want to know.
I want to know about other one's life so bad.
So I might send him a message.
Yeah.
Next slide.
When I was at a Christian college, I attacked another student's faith, and he became an atheist.
Now my entire life is focused on spiritual warfare and deliver.
as has been that way for over 10 years.
Do not attack others' faith.
God will deal severely with people that do.
I don't always have control of my body, and I can't read.
I have lived a very wicked life,
and I'm so sorry for what I've done.
This is the penalty I must face.
I can't read.
So if you want to reply to him,
do it through, like,
call him over the phone or something.
I guess he's saying that God took away his ability to read
or a demon dead or something.
The point is stuff is not going well for this guy.
No.
He doesn't have control of his body.
He can't read.
But let's check in one more time with the guys over on the Satanism, my drawing of Satan.
And it's a red devil with a white ear that says hail.
So this is our enemy, guys, you know, know your enemy.
Yeah.
Unless your other.
And then you don't really want to because you already know.
He already did.
All right.
So that's the end of my satanic spiel.
All right.
I didn't mean it like that.
So, yeah, before you...
Here, just stay on the title slide for mine
for a minute.
But mine...
I looked through a bunch of different forums and stuff.
I was looking at some, yeah, spiritual warfare stuff.
I looked at some Christian movie reviews
from children.
What movies do they say were...
There was one that was for Ghost Rider.
Of course, they say Ghost Rider is Satanic.
No doubt.
But the thing was making me laugh.
The thing they said was they were like...
They, the character, it's ghost writer, he's an evil demon fighting in hell.
But the whole movie, they act like it's almost a superhero story.
And then I realized that Satan is not all demons and fire.
It's one of the prime directives of, get the reference, Star Trek, Prime Directive.
Is that Star Trek?
I don't know if that's Star Trek.
So, okay.
of Satanism is to basically hide the truth about what's really going on
and the injustices and the atrocities that are going on in this world
behind the scenes,
stuff that the typical person is being,
their wool is being pulled over their eyes.
And I want to lay them bare and show what's really going on.
Sounds satanic to me.
You want to lay me bare?
Not you.
The secrets.
I want to reveal the satanic secrets that exist behind the scenes.
And I want to read some news stories that you guys probably have not
scene in the typical mainstream news
sources. Because they're
satanic lizards, grays. Right.
They're not going to tell you stuff like this. That's fair.
So here's some news stories that have happened over the past few years.
Here we can start. Special Forces unalive
Obama clone. They did
not unalive his clone. Special
forces unalive Obama clone. So he probably
had to make a new clone. And I'm just reading, I'll read
excerpts from each of these articles. Wait, and this was on October 7th?
That's what it says. Oh my God. It's all the
distraction. Two bullets struck the agent's head.
As he fell, a second fed gun in hand leaped in front of Obama and screamed into his lapel microphone for backup.
He discharged a single round, missing wide, and was shot dead.
The last agent fell to a volley of gunfire that also hit Obama, now gasping and wheezing on the ground.
The special forces lead held Obama's wrist and felt his fading pulse.
Why? Obama gurgled and died.
Inexplicably, the body spontaneously combusted, starting at both hands and spreading to the arms and chest.
Special forces tried extinguishing the flames
with sand and water, but their efforts were
in vain. The flames were rapidly charing burnt
flesh. Check his feet, the special forces
lead who had been trained to spot body doubles and clones
called out. They swiftly yanked off
Obama's socks and sneakers and saw that he had flat feet
and that his sneakers had been augmented to fit
people with fallen arches. They pulled down his
pants. Obama had no genitals,
a telltale indicator of cloning.
The body became too hot to touch and was soon
consumed by fire. How is this not on
CNN breaking news? So basically this
website that I found
this is mystic investigations, but evil.
What is this?
This is called Real Raw News.
Oh, my God.
And this is basically an evil and violent right-wing man who is doing mystic investigations.
And the crazy thing about it is it seems to be very popular.
Really?
It has like huge comment sections.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Here's another one.
This has happened.
Bill Gates hanged at Gitmo ahead of schedule.
Oh, well, that's not that bad.
We all heard about this, didn't we?
I think I remember this.
Cates emerged from a Humvee, kicking and screaming and accusing the military of betraying its own promises.
You can't do this to me.
I have four more days.
You lied to me.
I want to speak to who's in charge here.
I demand it, Gates crowed.
Rear, rear admirable, me, ugh.
Rear Admiral Crandall, this is a big character.
Okay.
So they even have characters like.
Oh, Xavier.
This is their Remington.
Asked whether Gates had any last words.
I'm innocent of all charges abroad against me.
Gates said, Melinda is a liar.
I'm a good man.
I am charitable.
And I've always obeyed the law.
Yes, I was arrested in 1975.
and again in 1979
for driving without a license
and speeding
but those don't deserve
a death sentence
I asked if you had any last words
I didn't ask you to write a novel
Admiral Crandall said
I mean Admiral Crandall
kind of fucking cool
yeah he motioned the soldier
standing behind gates
the soldier pulled a lever
and a trap door
beneath gates feet swung open
but something went wrong
his neck did not immediately snap
rather he dangled in the air
his legs flailing wildly
and his eyes bulging from their sockets
as if to burst
a guttural gurgling sound
escaped his lips as a handcuffer
stuffed arms tried in vain to grab the rope from which he was hanging.
Rear Admiral Crandall's assistant asked if they should cut Gates down, but the Admiral said
no, that the sentence would be carried out despite technical difficulties.
Gates hung there for about four to five minutes alive, but were strangulation killed him.
They then cut him down, and a doctor said he was dead.
Bill Gates is no more, our source said.
Their sources has to be, Crandall.
Who can say?
They can't endanger their sources.
But all types of stuff is going on that we don't even hear about.
For example, IRS to open sniper school.
No. This is really bad news. This is bad news for me and Pat.
An administration whistleblower speaking under condition of anonymity for fear of reprisal told real raw news on Tuesday that the IRS will spend some of its newfound wealth, $87 billion on opening a sniper school where treasury agents will be trained to use the M24 sniper weapon system, a military and police version of the popular Remington Model 700, 700 series rifles. According to the source, the IRS has already scouted a location in Utah and plans to break ground once the criminal regime
Grinorisham ratifies the unconstitutional climate health and tax bill, which earmarks
over $80 billion for IRS improvements.
Those improvements include hiring 87,000 new agents, a percentage of whom will attend
Sniper Academy.
Okay, so...
Yeah, you're creating jobs?
Like, what's the problem with that?
Yeah, you're going to say that until you get a piece of hot lead burning through your skull.
Well, I'm joining...
How am I going to pay off all my debt?
I'm going to join this school.
You would be an IRS sniper inflicting tyranny on the American people.
If it takes away all the debt that I have it.
An iris sniper is so awesome.
I'm a sniper at the IRS.
Yeah.
Yeah, I take out the people who don't pay their texts.
It's pretty much shooting homeless people.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Homeless people and anyone that wants to abolish it.
I just, I miss Ted J.A.G hangs Stephen Colbert.
No!
J.A.G is like the like military, yeah.
Like the show.
It's like the military, like they do military tribunals and stuff.
I would not be surprised.
if they hung Stephen Colbert because of how
I would say that he
Trump isn't running against Kamala
he's running against Stephen Colbert
this is something so you would actually be surprised
they're actually even more than what
this reveals a huge secret about Stephen
well god damn it tell me I'm going to read it for you
on July 29th this is recent on July 29th
24 Stephen Colbert asked rear admiral
David T. Wilson why Jag was about to hang him
without first convincing him by military tribunal
as a question why are you guys going to hang
me as he lay in the fetal position
atop a steel slab with a noose ominously
looming above his head. A minute
earlier he had been standing upright cussing the
admiral and spitting onto the hangman
and a Navy chaplain who appeared fixedly
into Colbert's eyes as though he spied
unadulterated evil lurking behind them
an intangible malice reminiscent
of the wickedness another chaplain seen in Gavin
Newsom moments before his death and that's a link
I remember him died. Yeah I remember him died.
If an entity or different personality had
inhabited Colbert's body and mind it bonded
and clung to him at the start of his tribunal and
did not enfranchise him until the last moments.
Jagstaff, however, believed that Colbert was sane, irrational, and unglued,
but also unperturbed by inhabiting spirits or multiple personalities.
In his final days, Colbert refused sustenance, drank little water,
clawed at walls with his fingernails, and hissed at everyone who approached his cells,
telling guards, Stephen's not coming back.
Oh, my God.
He was led to the platform at gunpoint.
Precedence dictates we allow you a final statement, Admiral Wilson said.
Colbert sneered.
So you're going to kill Stephen, huh?
I told you five times.
He ain't here.
the hangman began lowering the noose but you know what i don't think he wants to miss this i don't think he wants to miss the show colbert said colbert's body suddenly stiffened and froze in place he stood as if paralyzed for a moment then collapsed and curled into a ball his eyes opened wide with fear and he murmured what what's going on here where am i mr colbert it's a talk show host and not a method actor because you're terrible at it admiral wilson said damn the hangman covered colbert's head with a black sack and placed the noose around his neck the door under colbert's feet swore
Wong open and he fell yo-yoing a bit before the hangman lowered his corpse to the ground.
The physician found no pulse and pronounced him dead.
Colbert's lifeless form was zipped into a plastic bag and driven off to be placed on ice.
Okay.
I think I know what's going on here.
Colbert has split personalities.
He's a conservative one second and he's a liberal than next.
And the other time he's a demon.
Well, no.
The liberal one is a demon.
And then there's also...
For one second, for one single second in that jail cell,
the real Stephen Colbert came out
and he was back to his old self
and he was saying they're trying to take away
our guns it's election season
why can't we shoot them that type of thing
and then
the wicked liberal Stephen Colbert
grasped onto his body once more
and took over his mind
I'm just confused why like Jag
has anything they do with Colbert here
do they explain that because he's evil
they do they explain why
I don't think they
like it's like
military, like, law.
Yeah.
It was like a West Wing-style TV show.
Well, if you listen to the news report,
he was a demon.
So,
demons are under the military's pervue.
That's a military jurisdiction.
But what I know from Mystic Investigations
is that it's the, what's it called?
I mean, it's M.I.
That does all this stuff.
Mystic Investigations.
Well, but Mystic Investigations is real.
This is obviously fictional.
Okay.
Yeah.
So this is somebody tarnishing the good
work that they do?
Yeah, that Xavier's been doing.
Okay, now I'm starting to understand.
I thought that you meant that this is affiliated.
No, it's not affiliated.
No, I was doing a comparison.
Oh, got it.
Nancy Pelosi hanged at Gitmo.
Camp Delta staff have called Pelosi an irascible prisoner,
second only to the late Hillary Rodham Clinton.
That's the best part of these is discovering who's dead.
Can you imagine how amazing that'll feel the first time that is in print?
The late Hillary Rodham Clinton.
who coincidentally lived in the same cell
ahead of her hanging in April 2012.
And they're probably scissoring.
Perhaps Hillary's poltergeist
inhabited the cell and haunted Pelosi,
letting her know what awaited her,
an afterlife of eternal damnation in limbo.
Oh my God.
Nancy Pelosi was pronounced dead at 10.7 a.m.
E.S.T. December 27th, 20202.
For Trump, her death must have been a catharsis.
She had plotted to murder not only him,
but also his family, including his youngest son,
Barry. That's disgusting.
So you can understand why she had to go.
She was an attempted child murderer.
She was.
She was going to murder his little kid.
Here's another one.
There's just a couple more executions that we're covering.
Alec Baldwin hanged in crazy execution.
Somehow, a handcuffed Baldwin had writhed his prison pants and underwear down to his ankles while being driven from Camp Delta to the execution site.
He appeared from the Humvee half naked, exposing himself to Vice Admiral Dars E. Crandall and three other officers there to witness the hangout.
Dars.
Born naked, die naked, Baldwin shouted.
Sweat dripping from his flabby.
jowl. How do you like me now, Admiral Crandall? And fuck you, Donald Trump. I made you
famous. It's kind of cool to his dying words. Yeah, kind of ate. By that time, though,
with his dick and balls out. Yeah. Bidg and balls out saying, fuck you. Thank you, Donald Trump.
Baldwin was lying prone on a damp patch of grass squirming around. Hey, Crandall, did you know I
played a colonel in Pearl Harbor with Cape Beckinsale? Don't think I wasn't tapping that,
Baldwin said him again, humping the ground. Again. The rest of the event went as planned.
Baldwin shaken but conscious offered no resistance
as Vice Admiral Crandall gave the execute command
Baldwin was pronounced dead at 10.15 a.m.
And was this also a hanging?
This was a hanging. Okay, good.
They're all hangings. Yeah.
They're all hangings.
All right.
Military executes Tom Hanks.
Okay, why?
Actor Tom Hanks has left the earth
put to death by a military tribunal
that found him guilty of pedophilia
child endangerment.
That's so sad. America's dead.
Other videos showed Hanks involved
in adrenachrome parties, gatherings at which
the liberal elite in Hollywood A-listers co-mingle
and inject into themselves an ungodly chemical
compound made of oxidized adrenaline,
which is extracted from frightened and tortured children
and synthetic opiates.
Those who partake in the Luciferian
ritual believe the compound
prevents illness, extends life, and enhances
sexual prowess. One video showed
Hanks and the songstress Lady Gaga
injecting each other while an unseen child screams
the wailing sound of death echoed in the background.
Well, I'm not surprised Lady Gaga's involved.
The tribunal declared Hanks
received capital punishment and asked that his sentence to be
carried out expeditiously.
My death
won't stop anything.
We are everywhere.
That's crazy
that it's a
like the adrenachrome
type stuff
is Monsters Inc.
Oh, it is.
It is Monster's Inc.
Holy shit.
It's fully different.
It is.
They're telling us.
They're literally putting
it in the movies.
Yeah.
They go and they
make the kid scream.
And that spider,
guess who is
There's been a bunch of discussions on this.
I actually bet there's so much.
If there hasn't been, then they're missing out.
There's one more that when it has no body text at all.
It's only a title.
I could not find the full article.
It was not archived, but this title was really making me laugh.
Moderna, COVID-19 vaccine causes monsterism.
And it's just a blank page when you click on it.
Yeah, they had to redact that.
Yeah, that's dangerous.
Highly classified type of shit.
But Satanism is everywhere.
Yeah, that is true.
Wow.
And thank God people like that are killing.
Thank God that these Satanists are that Mr.
Dars, Admiral Crandall, that they're just killing these fucking people.
Yeah.
Because I've been watching these sorry suckers on TV for way too many years without them fucking just dying.
And I would like to see each and every one of them be hanged.
Here's the only problem.
Why can't I buy tickets to go see Tom Hanks' neck get broken?
Right?
He was fucking that volleyball in that movie.
he didn't fuck okay
I'm fine with saying that he's a
luciparian adrenachrome eater who tortures
children and it does pedophilia
but I am a big fan
of his movies and he does not
he does not
fuck Wilson
he's his only friend in the world
he doesn't fuck Wilson huh no
what's his wife's name
Wilson
his name is Will or her name is Wilson
oh my God
his wife's name is Wilson
yeah no just in real life
Rita Wilson
Oh, in the movie.
You know what?
How did I never even...
That's the reveal.
Revealed the movie as he gets home.
I'm home, Wilson.
His husband's name is Wilson.
That would be an amazing twist.
That would have honestly done so much.
It looks exactly like the volleyball.
Giants fight terror.
Big, big hand face.
Hello.
That would have been an amazing...
Where have you been?
I've been making dinner.
Well, Wilson doesn't talk.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, this Wilson at the end.
This Wilson would.
Yeah.
Does this Wilson fuck?
Yeah, of course.
Like a fucking rabbit?
I don't think you're understanding.
This is not a volleyball.
No, what happens at the end of...
It's a woman.
At the end of Castaway, at the end of Castaway, Tom Hanks comes home, he's in his FedEx
uniform, hangs up the hat, and he looks at his wife.
Why does he put the uniform back on?
He doesn't work there anymore.
That's at the end of the movie.
He delivers the package that he had, the one package that he was supposed to get one
package, and then he delivers it two or two years later.
And then after there's a post-credit scene where he hangs his hat up,
walks into his house
and then his wife's standing there
and like,
why the hell have you been?
And you've got a friend of me
starts playing?
That would be so,
that is a much better ending code movie.
Yeah,
I mean,
he delivers the package
and then it's like,
oh,
and then you see his big hand-faced wife.
Does he fuck or jerk off
in that movie at all?
He pees.
I can't.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll take that.
Fair enough.
Yeah, he pees.
That's enough for me.
All right.
That's Halloween.
some yeah
yeah I mean
I'm going to destroy this set by the way
this set is going away
the set is getting destroyed
yeah
should we film it because people hate it so much
should we film the destruction
but we're keeping the flats right
yeah but I just want to destroy it
we just have been announced
oh yeah
tomorrow never knows festival in Chicago
January 19th buy a ticket to that
don't know where
wasn't even planned
don't know where to buy a ticket to that
Put a link to it on our website.
We're going to be performing at Lincoln Hall.
And us.
Yeah.
Who else is on that bill?
A lot of people.
A lot of people.
But come out and see that.
It'll be fun.
It's not for you.
Yeah.
We're going to torture you.
We're going to fucking torture you.
The torture show.
We're going to do the torture show in January.
Is that one it is, January?
January 19th.
19th.
Perfect.
I got to see my cousins at the beginning of January.
What's the whole festival?
It's like the night.
The whole festival?
The 17th through the 19th?
I don't know.
I would guess it's three days.
But, you know, come to those, those days I would call optional.
Yeah, and it's just our, it's just a show.
The 19th?
When you come, you're not going to be seeing everybody.
You're just going to see us.
Yeah, it's just a show.
But go to every show.
But go to every show if you want to.
If you don't want to, then don't do it.
Plenty good acts that are, in terms of comedy.
I don't know any of the musicians, but that's okay.
All the comedians.
That probably is a good thing.
If I don't know, the musicians, it's probably means they're good.
Yeah, that's a really good point.
Yeah.
None of us, maybe Patrick has good taste, but me and you.
No, yeah.
If I've heard of it, I've heard of a few of them.
Yeah, see, so you should go check it out.
I'm sure it's good.
Not my cup of tea, but I can go ahead and check it out.
All right.
All right.
Later.
What if, um, it's been past?
It's been past.
What if me and Cameron were guests or, uh, were hosts?
What do they call?
judges on the voice and you came on to sing okay let's do this right now now nervous
of course you're going to be nervous on the voice stranger you can start whenever it doesn't
whenever you so i thought that i thought that you do intros first or is that american idol i really
haven't seen the voice we're not allowed to know anything about you i'm not going to look at you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you?
How does the voice work?
We sit in our chairs and we make faces.
About you.
Why do I love you?
Because I don't know the rest of the sun.
Do we do anything?
We turn around if we like it.
Okay. Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, Cameron.
There we go. I should have done that from the beginning.
Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb.
You are in. You are in, and you're going to voice.
Cameron and Caleb.
You're going to voice Illinois.
Cameron, Caleb.
That's a great.
You had such a good idea. If you get on the voice,
you're going to voice city from Gore.
You have to do the cover of, yeah, the guy who sings your name over and over again.
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I'm
And I'm not going to be the
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