Podcast About List - Ep. 325 - We Sagged Our Pants At Every Restaurant In USA

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

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giz you weren't even you didn't even hear me and me and cams and yeah we drew we just came up with a hit yeah oh yeah what was it pop in bottles with some mice and lizards like a cheezer like so you ruined it immediately like a cheeser doesn't really sound like g6 we go for girls around me they be acting like they skunks acting like they skunks acting like they skunks acting like they skunks We go for girls around me They be acting like they skunks What? Snail, yeah

Critters up Like, chisor Cheezer sounds a little bit like What is it cheezer? That's not a real thing We were doing a whole version of the song That doesn't even rhyme With different animals

Instead of the lyrics Okay, so I didn't know it was animals I thought it was all about being mice You didn't wait to hear anything I didn't know about the lizards You heard the word mice And you said cheesers Well okay

Okay, okay because I thought that, okay, the direction I thought it was going in was like a cheese stick. I thought that it was going to be about mice at the club and they're getting turned off a cheese. You said like a cheeser. But then we would lose. Cheezer is like a cheese monger.

It's a contraction. We would lose gopher girls around me. They'd be acting like they skunks. Which is the best part. Which is the best part of the song. I mean, if it's about Woodland. creatures, but it focuses on mice. Mice are hardly

woodland creatures. They're more inside animals. Okay. All right. There's plenty of. I mean, have you never heard of a field mouse? I've heard of a country mouse. The city mouse who visits the country mouse. I know. No, no, no, no. That's really interesting to pick up field mice and bop them on the head. Really? Oh, my God. My buddy Alex, you know you guys know

I killed a mouse before. I was talking about little bunny foo, but I guess you can talk about your little sadistic. He is a little bunny foo. I don't know what little bunny foo is. Killing animal stories that you have. I killed an animal and my buddy Alex has a had a rat in his, uh, in his apartment. And he was like, yeah, I'm gonna, he was like sleeping with a cardboard box next to his bed just in case he, he heard it in the middle of the night. You could jump up and trap it. I was like, what are you going to do?

This is, this is your friend Tom. It's not your friend Alex. No. Well, he did say that it was like Tom and Jerry. He was sending me shit like this, like just pictures of that he made of somebody like pointing a gun at rats. And I was like, bro, you're. as somebody who's done it before you are not going to like it at all it's going to be really bad it's horrible to kill a thing and then last night at like two in the morning you started sitting

like this like a guy shaking hands with the rat and then he sent me this one of a guy placing placing flowers that are rats gravestone oh no and he said dude you were right I didn't like it so I would like to say to anybody who has any kind of mammal mammal problem mammal pet if it's a mammal i think it's wrong to kill it yeah yeah well this is like this is well trotting ground with little bunny foo i mean everybody knows how he kind of spiraled out of i don't know who little bunny foo is he kind of lost his mind a little bit after the what do you say am i supposed to know little bunny foo is little bunny foo one of those like um okay am i my hands are up here am i allowed to look this up yeah you actually we can look up anything we want i've never heard

we can look up any we can pull up anything little fact check you've picked me up the field mice and bobbing them on the head is this like um is this like farmer in the dell or turkey in the straw where this is like a secretly one of the most racist songs of all time well everybody knows ala yeah because of the little mouse i thought everybody knew little bunny foo foo as well little bunny foo hopping through the forest scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head is that how it goes singing it perfectly on first try knows it and is pretending not to for cliques

what kind of cliques would get for me a man doesn't know white guys sings from nursery ride perfect perfect nursery ride on first try wait so what's this little bunny foo

hopping to the forest I mean is that not even near where it's supposed to be is this like okay is little bunny foo is there a section on the Wikipedia page you have it pulled up already. Is it like Turkey and the Straw Where there's a racist song ever made?

Yeah. Yeah, because I remember I learned this in Chicago. You learned it. You were taught it. I was taught it. By the master of racism facts. Well, I learned it from the master of racism who is the teacher. So put some respect on the master of racism. Okay, I will say the master of racism is Cameron Fetter. I will say. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well, that was, that was like, turkey and the straw has if you haven't, if you don't I don't know about this guy's turkey and the Strah has the most insane section heading on Wikipedia of any page you have ever seen.

Also, don't look at it on the track. That melody, thinking that melody is so good that it's like, well, we've got to rewrite it. It's a great. That one's worth saving. That one is 100% worth saving. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that used to be called beep in the field or whatever. But like, what if we change it to, what if we change it to be about a simple?

farmer in the Dell, no less. Well, now it's about ice cream. Now it is. Yeah, I think of that as an ice cream song. Yeah, that's the main, mainly an ice cream song. Caleb gets ice cream. Caleb gets ice cream.

If he has dollars, then he gets some nice ice cream. That's what I think the lyrics that song are. Yeah, the nursery rem thing isn't going to work twice, okay? Yeah. We're not going to get two clips out of the white guys. What are you talking? Perfectly. What are you talking about, bro?

You guys are like two. blind mice or something yeah you wish you were the third we already got our third it's mr hulio in the corner there yeah i'm looking at three blind mice you know we had we had and you're the big bad wolf i guess i'm not a bad wolf i'm a good wolf if i was a big i might be a big good wolf if i was in a nursery right yeah they don't talk about the big good wolf they could start do they i mean maybe this year we get the story of the big good wolf kind of like a wicked type beat oh shit If you were making a wicked about a good wolf There's the big good wolves

The Steaky Cheese man No not Sticky Cheese man Motherfucking hoodwinked True Yeah you're 100% right But that was the Red Riding The Big Good Wolf Yeah but the wolf is a private dick

And he's on the case Is the big bad wolf the same wolf from Red Red Riding Hood And the pigs? Yeah bro I'm not showing that to you Speaking of what I had an accident today Oh yeah

You said you're a bad mood This put me in such a terrible mood today that I sat in silence for four hours. Dude, I almost, is this going to hurt my feelings or make me think of me differently? It's pretty funny, actually. Okay. Well, it seems like it's putting you in a good mood at the moment. It's funny that I got so mad at this, but I was at the gym. I was livin out today.

I said this earlier, but I was livin out. You're saying by living out, you mean read the news and go, I was reading the news and just going, these are unprecedented times. this is so fucking unprecedented I can't believe this unprecedented times I wish somebody please somebody unpresident him

because these times are so unprecedented I was reading that and honestly it was like can I throw something out there really quick just really quick just really quick just to throw this out there so when people say impeached Donald Trump probably would say that as in terms of I'm peach as in the color

yes sir but anyway I wish we had the same soundboard, I would have hit you with the current craft. We'll put that on to the soundboard. We should put some anti-Donald Trump rhetoric onto the soundboard. But I'm sitting there, I'm living out tackling fuel, Bobby Boucher style. It's making me, I'm getting a good

pump in. Wait, you got a good workout off of Donald Trump? I got a good workout off of looking at the news pre-workout? Yeah, dude, the news is pre-workout. If you are a liberal male. yeah this shit works better than ghost better than bang better than celsius

and then i'm going to do bicep curls it's back in by's day back in by's day uh what is that i day everything used to be different so i'm i'm sitting at the i put the chair up i put the thing up up top back in my day back of my things were bittipiput

but but but but um but I I put the you know

I put the the chair thing up so it's not flat anymore and then I sit down and immediately crotch blow out I'm like

no my fucking are you serious God You had a cravets? I had a cravets at the gym, man. Full cravets! And thank God for the fucking...

Patagonia? You weren't actually... I wasn't wearing the Patagonia shorts today. If I was, this wouldn't have happened because Patagonia makes a quality product. No, I bought these at the J&M sneakers near the gym. Double layer breach?

No, no, no, no. Thank God for this bathing suit lining. Wait, you were commando in the... I was not commando. Okay. But it's like, you know how they, uh, it could have been worse, is what I'll say. It could have been my little, it could have been the fucking. So that's what you're feeling.

So when you say that you've had a bad day, it's like a police officer in the line of duty when they get shot at, but it hits the bulletproof vest. And they're like, fuck, what could have happened if I wasn't already in that? Yeah, my fucking full cock could have fell out. And I texted my girlfriend and I said, can you please, please come to the, please come to the gym right? now with my Patagonia shorts. I really need them right now. And then she said, I'm sorry, but I'm making you lunch for when you get back. And I was like, well, just stop. I'm sorry, but I'm making you lunch. And I know how you get when you don't have long.

It's like, I'm sorry. She was, she was doing one of the nicest things she could have done for me. And I was like, just don't do it. Just come to the gym right now. Please, I need it. And she was like, I'm not, I'm not walking. The gym is like maybe like 18 minutes from my house. If you want to triangulate that, go ahead. I fully, I was like, dude, just walk over. Did you not have a change of clothes? No, I had, I could have worked out.

But you wanted to keep it. You wanted to finish the workout. I understand. That was set number two. I finished the workout. I just hid it. I would have called it for sure. I'm on road the whole time.

Anytime I was sitting down, I was like, oh, like hiding my fucking hiding the rip. Yeah, yeah. I was hiding like that, like doing like any, I did the row machine. You walking up to guys asking how many sets they had left doing that. No, I, anytime the machine I needed was in use, I would hide in the locker room. But I was like. I'm not walking. I'm not walking the fucking 18 minutes back to my apartment.

I'm not fucking doing that. So I just, I, I, I was thoroughly wiping every machine because my dick stank today. Really? And the mesh, it was kind of, you felt like it was, it was, there was green stink lines. There was like kind of a polka dot of disgusting. Yeah. Well, you know, I wasn't going to shower and then go to the gym. I was going to go to the gym and then shower when I get home.

I don't even. I stink so bad at the gym. Pee Pee Pee Lepew. I exude at most terrible radius. It's strange to try to smell good at the gym. Yeah. I smell like D-D-T, the stuff that they used to use on mosquitoes. Every time I'm still using it, brother.

Oh, that stuff works good. And they tried to get rid of Dete. And every single one of these mosquito things, they're saying, oh, Diet is gone where you have no deed. No, but now that Dete is in office, if I'm not supposed to eat back. Why does it rhyme with E? Yeah.

True. And now that Diet's in office, Deet is coming back. Deet, yeah, I do eat. A new nickname for him, Diet? It's not the problem with it is it's not very insulting of it. It sounds cool. Deet.

Because it's like detail. Like, what's the deets? Or like Diet is like a toxic chemical. I mean, it's cool. But it may be, maybe it. I miss what D.T stood for dinner time. Yep. Thank you.

Yep. or uh the train the train or a duck uh duck thing duck tails duck tail i miss when it's

for duck tails that show is not very good I'm gonna be honest I didn't like scrooge McDuck he's a fucking he's not he shouldn't be a major character in any work he shouldn't be a guardian

first of all first of all they already have Ebenezer literally one of the best characters ever written in any form of media, one of the deepest, most layered characters, Ebenezer, and we're going to turn him to a duck and change his last name to a first name? Would you name your kid, Ebenezer? I think Ebenezer Fedder is a good name.

Well, I think that, unfortunately. Pretty good. Ezer. Ebenezer Pitts, no. Isn't it? I just thought just now that it is crazy. Yeah, it's a lick name. It's crazy that they took Scrooge the last name and turned it into Scrooge McDuck's first name.

Yeah. That's true. Yeah, not Ebenezer. He should have been Ebenezer McDuck. Yeah, but then it's like... It's a weird-ass character to be like we need an anthropomorphic animal version of him. I also feel like Ebenezer Scrooge, the point of Scrooge McDuck is that he's rich and miserly. But I feel like that is a big part of Ebenezer Scrooge, but I would say the bigger part of him is his hatred of Christmas.

That's true. He hates Christmas and he's... And that doesn't seem to translate so well to... But they made him a money lover. Yeah, a miser. A miser. That's what a miser is? What did you think a miser is?

I thought they controlled the weather. There's heat miser, there's snow miser. Uh-huh. Well, but they like snow. I thought that they were holiday people that control the weather. There are a lot of people in the world who are miserly and control the weather. I've heard you say that a lot. Yeah, that is what you're talking about?

What? You've said that before. You've said that, you said like, oh, yeah, he's one of those miserly types that controls the weather. weather like the heat miser or the snow miser i thought that they were real until this year now you think they're holograms yeah no i learned that they're holograms i see you know honestly i think what this country needs is as a as a normal pleasant weather miser i agree it's going from here to there please right down the middle they didn't have a they didn't have an earth miser or an air miser that's avatar yeah

Yeah, but imagine what they would look like. That'd be cool. They'd look like... They would look pretty cool. Or cute. I think the Earth Miser? There'd be Dirt Miser and he would represent the Earth, kind of like a Tom Bombadil or the other one that they read against the Brown.

Isn't the Earth all that other shit combined? Isn't Earth the Earth combined? What? Yeah, you're right. Earth is all the shit combined. Yeah. Earth is all that shit combined. Why is that just...

Yeah. Talk that shit. That's what I'm saying, man Talk that shit, boo That would be true But I bet there's a planet That's like the Earth That's called water

And everything there's water What about worth What if every other planet Is just the first The E has changed Okay And that's A-R-T-H And that's

And that would be Warrth Means Arth means livable planet Do you think that could be true? Wait, What is the purpose of that? So it just might be Darth

It's a theory Or Carth Or Barth Or Arth We don't need to be so quick to shoot it down. All right. I'm not being such a dick, yeah. Art could mean live a little planet.

They don't know what it means. We don't know. And then the E is like variation E and maybe we're the best one or the worst one. I don't know. It's kind of, it's kind of like almost like goofy, goofy so random tumbler style that back then they picked up a thing, a handful of dirt. And they were like, yeah, I'm holding Earth. Yeah, it's pretty, this is Earth.

It's got to be so hard to be like a astro-scientist. and you have to discover, you have to find out what the names of all the planets are? Mm-hmm. Because you can't even translate it easily. How do you even find it out? Yeah.

It's not like they have a big sign on the front of them that says. Legit. Yeah, they don't have like a Looney Tunes Martian guy holding a sign. How do they figure out what the names of them are? Yeah, it's not just right on the front. You have to wait for it to turn around.

Yeah, when you see where a toy is made, it's never written on the front. Right, it's on the bottom. It's on the foot or the back. It's on the shoe, yeah. They have to get to the bottom of the planet. They have to wait for it the whole thing to turn. Oh, my God.

What if we saw it, we were looking at a planet that we never saw a turn around, and it turned around, and on the back, it said made by God in heaven? I believe that that is real. You believe that that is Israel? What if it said that? What if it was farth? Would that be the biggest new story in history? And that's the planet that God loves.

If one of the planets turned around and it said farth, and we were like, wait. It was turning slowly, and you'd be like, it says far. It says fart. And then it would turn a little more. Holy crap, it's planet fart. And then it's like, oh, no, no, no. Then thinking it's going to say farther, but it just stops at the age. Farth.

Well, we'd understand because Arth means livable planet. Or it could mean it could mean it's a hypothesis that is being put forward recently. Wait, can I ask though, then, Patrick, in that scenario, what does the E mean on Earth? No, it's a hypothesis. It's like, you know how they have like the, the, this is a stupid example, but it's like the power armor, the power armor is in Fallout 4 where it's like power armor A through like, uh, F. We've never played that. So they're just, just the alphabet. So it's like like, like rating it.

Subject A, subject A, subject B. And this is all one big experiment of ours. So just the letters. Just the letters. Yeah, the first letter. So they don't stand for anything. They just are used to differentiate. So we're the fifth planet. So we're the fifth planet. Wow. I'm actually really saying to like this theory.

I-Rth. I want to go to Zarth. Garth? You don't want to. Imagine that planet. I want to go to Zart. Just a bunch of fucking Dana Carvey's walking around. No.

There's other Garths. I think there's no other Garth. Garth Brooks and that's it. Garth Barangie. He's not really. He's a fake Garth. I was wrong. There is a ton of guards.

Garth, Garth, Gareth, he wrote those books. You ever read those books in middle school about the days of the week? No. The evil days of the week. What kind of fucking books are you reading about the book of the days of the week?

Scary Monday? You went with that? What was it called? No, no, no, what's it called? Murderous Monday? Terrible Tuesday. Garth, Weird. Nix.

Thursday. Thursday. Fucked up Friday. Shit on it, Saturday. The Keys to the Kingdom series. It was Missed Sunday. Mr. Monday. Mr.

Monday, Grim Tuesday, Drown Wednesday, Sir Thursday. See, these aren't even Eliteration. This sucks. Most, only, there's only like two

two scary ones. The rest of it's like Mr. and Mrs. Yeah. Me and Caleb just came up with amazing ones. Yeah. This guy sucks.

Murder Monday. He's not from this planet. He's from Planet. Terrible Tuesday. Who's, oh, Garth Hudson. Oh, he just died. No!

No! I hate when I meet a new friend and they fucking He was in the band He's passed Oh yeah I forgot that you love that I don't love the band

I literally have like watched movies about them Yeah I put it on at Friendsgiving Because that's when they There needs to be If you're gonna put it on something At Friendsgiving

You have to love it Yeah that's true If you're gonna put it on That you put something on At Friendsgiving that you don't even love That's a huge social file It's something that I liked I mean

You can Liking is okay If I put something on that I kind of like. All right. So I just looked up Garths of Fame

and I think that was not the... It's a pretty horrible Google, man. Yeah, I should have looked up famous Garth. Garths of fame.

Garth. I mean, they're not going to come up if they're not famous. Garth of fame. I got to wait through all the results with the Garth that aren't famous.

Garth, Garth of fame would still make sense. What is Garth short for? Garthal. I think it's just a whole one thing. Can't be Garthololol. Oh, it's a

Garth is an enclosed quadrangle or yard. What? That's what I'm reading. No, but we're talking about the men. Oh, and it's especially one surrounded by a cloister. No, but what about the men? Oh. The name.

Garth Crooks. That's scary. He was a football pundit. Oh, an English football. The name, Garth is not short for another name, but it does have multiple origins. That's kind of fucked up, I would say. And it does just mean enclosure. Yeah.

See, most of the famous Garth's You're getting all garth up. I'm getting Garth up. The famous Garth, there's like three real people and then it's like, oh, wait, my fucking bad. What, bro? I was reading the fictional characters. Three of them are real.

Who are the people Who are the real ones? I read three I read three before I scrolled down to the fictional ones And then I was like I went back to the Zencaster screen And then came back

Yeah there's like 15 famous Garth's That's still not that much Basically everyone named Garth is famous Because there just can't be that many right It's a powerful name You kind of I feel like you get a bump Just from the name Garth

Yeah I mean this is a good name here Garth Hound that's good what does he do to a baby name site to look up the meaning of Garth and this is a heading on there

says sibling name ideas are you looking for a sibling name for Garth here are some great options and here are the options Blyg Galton Godding or Wadley Garth and Wadley

Garth and Godding Warwick These are like wealth asheny Warwick and Garth I only know of one Warwick Yeah, Warwick Davis. Warwick D.

Wait. And from Warwick of Legends as well. Oh, yeah. Shout out League of Legends, man. What a fucking game. Dude, that game is seriously fast-paced. I don't think you, I think it's like a British thing where you don't like pronounce the second W. Don't be fucking right about this, man.

I don't know. Oh, there's a lot of Warwick's. Stop saying. Just be fucking real with me for one second. Hold on. Warwick pronunciation. Stop, man. Even if you're right, I don't want to hear it like that.

Yeah, I just don't want. Why? Are you going to start saying lavatory? Every time you go to the bathroom. We're in America. I'm going to call it the loo. Of course. You'd be the type to call it a lavatory.

I'll get on my penny for a thing and I'll go into the village. You're such a Britishaholic. You are. Somebody you hate who's supposed to genetically hate the United Kingdom. Yeah, it says it's. I said Warwick. No, I just don't believe you. Yeah, I don't, I'm not, that won't affect anything in my brain.

Once again, I won't, I won't, I don't, here's a good name, here's a really good name, an English football player. Warwick Rimmer. Stop. I don't even want to hear it anymore. I literally never want to hear you say that ever again. What's wrong with you to say Warwick? This is you walking into a Taco Bell and ordering in a Mexican accent. I do that every time.

Really? I say, can I get jalupa? Okay. And they don't know what I'm saying. Julia's shaking his head. You just offended Julio badly. Can I get a corn lot of liam? Corn dog supreme?

What is that? With vegetable sauce? With vegetable sauce? Do you say a corn dog supreme with vegetable sauce? Obviously I said a cruncherab supreme with vegetable sauce. What the vegetable sauce? I didn't talk about Do you guys have the vegetable sauce?

This location doesn't mean I'm hearing about the vegetable sauce I mean technically all sauce is vegetable sauce I mean not the definition of what you just said all sauce is vegetable most okay if it's not a beeria or like anything like that if it's not so okay so other

than the ones that are. So I would like to give... Ketchup is a vegetable sauce. Oh, I'm sorry, that's a fruit sauce. Yeah, so immediately you're wrong. In your only example, I'd also like to give you... Mustard is... That's a seed sauce.

So I think some... I think there's three classes of sauces. Okay, what about manna is? That's eggs. That's eggs with... Cheese sauce is cheese. Cheese, okay. There's no such thing.

Most, most... Most... Hot sauces are vegetable vegetables. because they have peppers in them yeah isn't a pepper a fruit no well it has the it seems like a right dude it seems if a jalapeno if a jalapeno is a fruit i'll fucking i'll shoot up a school okay it's an interesting threat to make yeah so i better be right all right i That would be right. All right.

If you're wrong, you have to pick a school. Well, what's it say, buddy? It says it's inconclusive. Yeah, it says it's inconclusive and I can't. Actually, all the websites are in some kind of a new language that I've never read. So the internet was just shut down for the entire world. Yeah. Patrick.

So I still would like to challenge you. Name one vegetable sauce. Technically all sauce. Technically all sauce. Name one. Okay. Well, if we're going by this fucking... Wait.

No, no, I'm like, oh, okay, okay, guys. Of a tomato is not a fucking fruit. You're the one who said that. You're the one who said that. I'm not succumbing to this fucking... You were your thing that you said. No, no, no, no, because I've been indoctrinated, but now my eyes are open.

Your eyes just open just now? Look at how wide they are. Look at how wide they're open. They are pretty open. I am not subjecting myself to this stupid indoctrination that a tomato is a vegetable. Okay, so ketchup. Ketchup is a vegetable sauce. Okay.

But if, could you name one other one? Oh, I just thought of one. What? So like, gross sauce. the salancho the the the Peruvian green sauce they uses a lot of cilantro

all right I'll take that what was your what was your camera from Google okay I feel like we got we got pesto yeah basil and then we have

Chimmy Churry Chimmy Chirry those are the only two vegetable sauces and one of them is a basically a salad ketchup. What? And I just did the suck it.

I did the suck it. It hurt my feelings, man. Uh-huh. So you have proven that technically all sauces are vegetable sauces. Something that I found at a vegan restaurant that isn't even open anymore. Okay. Actually, it goes by a different name. They were shut down for having a vegetable sauce.

Yeah. The FDA came in and said, don't you dare. That's why they declared tomato a fruit because they said, you can't be having these vegetable sauces. Technically, all sauces are vegetable sauces. I'm willing to, that's something that's, it rings true. It sounds right. I mean, I didn't blink.

If I didn't challenge, I would have, I would have been like, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Except for the ones made of meat. Bolognese. That's, well, it's got carrots in it, though. Yeah, why is it saying a pepper is a fruit? Because it's got the seeds on the inside. Wait, why is it saying?

Halapino is a, it's a vegetable. I mean, it's, if it, yeah, if it's... 14 vegetables that are actually fruits. Tomatoes, peppers, okay, pumpkins. Pumpkins, I can see. Cucumbers, no, that's a vegetable. Peas, peas are, I thought, a seed. Pee's, I didn't know were fruits.

That one comes into the shock. Yeah, I thought that was a legume. Yeah, I thought that was a... String beans, that's a, that's also a bean. Yeah. Beans or fruit? That's an egg. Yeah, legumes are fruit, right?

okra i don't know too much about okra to say that a peanut a fruit a peanut is a root well it's a nut yeah is it not is a legume yeah nuts or fruit why do you think they go so well together nuts if it goes on a burger if it goes on a burger it's a vegetable banana and peanut butter do you eat a peanut hamburger not even peanut butter peanuts i would be peanuts on a burger sounds kind of good if you do it right a tie a tie yeah we're just guys we're coming we're just moving back to peanut butter chicken. We're closing in on peanut butter chicken. Yeah, but this is with beef, though,

so it's basically an entire episode by itself. Oh, my God. Could you imagine the Thai burger with the peanuts on it, though? The peanut sauce with the peanut sprinkle. With lime sauce? No, DiConradit. DiCondriot, so it's like a bond meat. And candy bread?

Do you say diet lunch? Well, no, I said diet lime sauce, but that. Didn't make any, I was just kind of confused because of what I was confusing, I was confusing time for Vietnamese and saying bond me ingredients, but winter's giving. Lemon pepper turkey is that you said or lemon lime turkey? It's basically would be the same. Would you eat drink a Sprite or eat a Sprite turkey? Sprite turkey, maybe. Sierra Miss Turkey?

Yeah. Sounds interesting. They have ranch soda. You know what? When it comes to turkey, since I'm going to have turkey, I mean, are we talking about sliced turkey or a big ass turkey? If it's the full turkey, I'm going to eat that one time of year. year, so I'm willing to get crazy with it.

It's fun to try something. Having one whole turkey that's lemon lime and then one that's plain and then tasting the difference between the two. One that's lemon, one that's lime, take a bite of each. Now that we're just about exactly two months since Thanksgiving, can you guys be honest with me and tell me if my turkey was good or if it was bad? I truly, I don't remember, but I remember really liking it. And I did have the same thing.

My ham is better than my turkey? I think so. Your ham, brother, your ham. I wait every year for it. I think the ham clears the turkey. But you did the injectable tonies, right? I didn't even bring the ham last year. I know.

I'm not talking about that ham. I'm talking about your ham. Yeah, but you had the injectable... You had the injectable toys? Your ham clears that ham. Yeah, I also agree with that. And it's not like that... I think that in fairness to this year's hambringer,

I think that ham had issues. The ham was... The development of the ham being fraud. When it arrived. Oh, I see. There was a hambrum. That's a ham problem. There was an example of traction word I've created.

Hambrum. Dude, making a turkey is like, I didn't, I wasn't ready for how stressful that is. Turkey kind of fucking sucks. Yeah, Turkey isn't that good. That's like you're bringing the fucking Christmas tree. Yeah. Turkey sucks fucking, uh, I'd say the presents are more important than the tree. Uh, okay.

Or more pressure. Oh, yeah. Where do we put the presents? I would say the presents are the sides. The presents are the collards. Maybe as an adult. The presents are the mashed potatoes. Presents are definitely the main attraction, my friend.

Yeah, presents are the turkey. The tree is the platter. The tree is not the platter. Nobody's like, nobody's thinking of Thanksgiving like, oh, wow. I can't wait to see a platter. No one's thinking about Christmas like, oh, wow, I can't wait to get the tree like that. Yeah, are you stupid? Not in the same way as turkey.

It's obviously the presents. It's obviously the presents. It's not the presents at all. If anything, if anything, the tree is the table, it's the symbol of, it's the symbol of the holiday. Yeah, the tree is the tree is the cornucopia. Right there. Yeah. It's literally right in front of us. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because when was the last time? How can the presents? The stockings are the side dish. The stockings are, the cranberry sauce and maybe the candied yams. Or the drinks. But the corocopia, you have a Christmas tree every single Christmas. When was the last Thanksgiving, you had a cornucopia? I haven't had a Christmas tree in hell long.

Okay, well, then you are a Grinch. But for normal who's, like me and Patrick. It's not about the tree. It's about the spirit. The spirit can't be, you can't pick the spirit as the representation of Christmas. The Christmas will go on without a true. How do you draw a spirit? What?

It's like this. We just both drew our own interpretation. That's a ghost. A ghost cannot be the, it's a ghost. Ghost and Spirit or a synonym. No, there's not a simenumum. Nutmeg eggnog. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, okay, you distract me. That's the pumpkin pie. But I think you know that you've lost. Okay, hold up. Eggnog is definitely the pumpkin pie. Oh my God. Yeah, I'm sorry to sidetrack it, but we have to say that. The tree is not equal to the turkey.

That's crazy. This is going to be one of those. This is going to be one of those fucking episodes. Everyone's going to think you're wrong. Everyone's going to think I'm right. Everyone will think I'm right. It's a crazy thing to say. and the tree

the presents are the turkey that's so fucking stupid that's not stupid that makes the most sense out of anything you guys are just more materialistic than me and I'm more into trees

no it's not us it's Christmas describing Christmas I am Christmas I'm saying you are not Christmas I am more into Christmas than any no no no

you would be maybe I guess I would say Thanksgiving because I associate you with ham now I don't like that I'm associated with ham a long time before I ever saw you make a ham That's hurtful

How's that hurtful? Because a ham is a disgusting animal No It's like a pig A ham is not an animal First of all It's a vegetable It's part of a pig

It's like a pig A ham is disgusting I guess it's maybe like a pig in color But it's not the same animal So you think a ham is not the same as a pig I don't think it's the same. Who would know more? A ham couldn't get up and walk around.

No, I'm not. Who would know more about hams? You, who's just a guy, or me, as you put it, as you put it, the Thanksgiving ham. We're talking to make ham this year. You left hand by the way. You literally both just said that I remind you of ham. Because we thought you were going to make ham this year. No, you didn't.

I told you I was making turkey. You said you were making the turkey. You didn't think I was making fucking ham. Okay, this is an interesting development. Because of the way you look. Yeah. Red pig. That I will accept.

That's what I don't. I didn't think you were going to make ham. Also, you are looking very pink right now. You look like ham. You look like a ham on my screen. Your lighting is not great, and you're looking at your shirt is the same color as your face. Do I still look? Yeah, it's still the same color, man.

Fucking God. Same. Did you try to change colors like a chameleon by changing your background? That's exactly what he tried to do. No. I didn't try that. That doesn't make any sense that I'm too smart. That's what you did.

No, too smart. Pigs are even smarter than dogs and four-year-olds, they say. Yeah, that is true. Pigs are smarter. It is funny. They try and tell it, they go, pigs are so smart. They don't tell them they're actually even smarter than a human four-year-old. Yeah.

Yeah, because those are so smart, not. Well, yeah, if you teach a four-year-old how to be stupid. But why am I not surprised that that would impress the type of scientist who would spend all day studying a pig's intelligence? You know what they're saying that. Idiot scientists. They're saying that. They're like, we're going to discover during the Enlightenment. They're like, we're going to discover fucking advanced mathematics in the solar system.

One guy's like, I'll handle how smart the pigs are. I just, please give me this pope. I want to be the guy with the pig. And he's telling everybody how smart there because it's like he's clearly, he's clearly trying to fuck the pigs. Well, if he's trying to fuck the pigs, he wouldn't say that they're as smart as a four-year-old.

Well, we don't know. This guy's kind of a bad guy. Smarter, that's true. And this was like the Enlightenment, so they were like, oh, really? Oh, so you want to marry a pig? Isaac Newton. Wait, when was the Enlightenment?

I'm thinking like the 1400s It was a little past that But not too far past But what if it's Gravity discovered by Newton Newton? Newton didn't discover gravity, bro Okay, well, his theory or whatever His

Enlightenment My guess is This happened in the 17th to 18th centuries So 1600s What did you do if he didn't discover it. He didn't discover it. People knew that it was around.

He was some dumb motherfucker that let Apple fall on his head. No, he didn't invent it, man. He wrote down all the math about it. He just let that Apple fall straight on his damn head like a suffer. He discovered the relationship between mass and gravity. Okay. He's reading Chat GPT.

No, I'm not hands off the keyboard. Eyes at the back of my eyelids. Yep. I was right. What did you do you just dream? What was that? I just dreamed that I was correct. I guess if you dreamt that you were correct, you could be

talking out of my fucking ass, man. The point is, there's a second. There's a second, not Isaac Newton. Jim Carrey invented. Butts talk. Jim Carrey was the first person to communicate to others' butts. Butt. He didn't invent it.

He didn't discover it. He discovered the relationship between language and putting your hand near your hand near your. butt and saying thank you for your cooperation yeah well um well yeah do we want to look at this website here's a website of wait wait we need to credit we need credit hold on i'll work on this cam you intro okay so this is a website that somebody i think sent a long time ago in our discord and this is a website called sagging low dot com welcome to sagging low meet thugs and saggers.

And this is a forum for guys who sag their pants. And it's a very crazy community. Yeah. So they're most of them. Most of them, it seems like, are not so interested in sagging their pants for style or coolness. It's more because it arouses them. Yeah, it's the connotation of, it reveals the butt.

It reveals the butt in a way. It's one layer closer to seeing the. but it's like imagine imagine imagine uh imagine imagine the biggest cleavage you've ever seen right yeah this is what these guys think is cleavage right i cannot find the message but this is cleavage for butt guys uh yeah it's basically what's funny about this too is it's a very small form there's really not not that much on here and i would guess that was really funny because it's kind of it feels like like a the last bastion of yeah Like most forums you find

It's like there's stuff that go And this is an old one too There's stuff that goes back like really far Yeah And I feel like most of it's like there's a million things But this is a very niche community Yeah it feels like almost the internet Made this community smaller

As it grew bigger Like people splintered off Into different sorts of Maybe more specific things That have to do with clothes and butt cheeks And the obvious one which is sagging as a revealing male clothing has now, it's just a little tiny enclave of brave men.

A lot of whom are in France. Yeah, there's actually a large community around the world. There's some in Germany. There's some in the Dominican Republic. I mean, they're really everywhere. There's only one in the Dominican Republic. If you go in the Dominican Republic thing, there's one post, and it's a guy asking if anybody is in or will visit the

Dominican Republic. But there's other threat. Yeah, they have, so on their home page of the forums, they have different categories, and the first heading is sagging in saggers, and the second one is regional forums, and the regional forums has Sagres Franca, USA Sagres, Sagres, Belgias, which I think is Belgian, Dominican Republic, and others regions. But then there are other posts in other parts of it where they always say, like, where are you from?

And it's literally like every country in the world. Yeah, the Sagres French one I found, I just looked at like the intro post on there. And the guy says, welcome to this new forum in French. How much are we? And people just like count off all the way down, start saying where they are. And people say, this guy, Deed says, yes, there is a French, me, who wants to Samuze between Sagres. Contact me. Hi, everyone.

I like Sagres when I go to Paris. I don't want to know what Samuz means. Yeah. It must mean something. about sagging. They also have they have another section too on the forms for suggestions which is like mostly people suggest like the forum is very bare bones. It's really I think it's one guy made it and it's very well it's almost bare. It's not it's still showing the undies. Yeah that's true. And people have ideas of how to improve it because it's kind of yeah it's kind of not the best made website but

somebody says the forums is a bit messed up. Why post on topic things on off topic? There's no on topic forums. Anybody else have some ideas to help this site? I love this site by the way and Colin P. And everyone has somebody at some deleted member says this site is easier to use from other sagging sites that I have used. So this is one of the easier to use sagging sites.

It makes me wonder how confusing the other ones are. I mean it's interesting that there's not like it's interesting that the people that are really into this aren't good at managing websites or programming at all.

I figured if you're, like, really into this, you're going to, like, devote all your time to it because this is not a big... If you're really into sagging pants, you're going to be a webmaster expert? Yeah. Why is that? Interesting.

Here's some other suggestions that I wanted to read out. If you need this community that bad. These are some really good ideas for the forums. Did you guys... It's not just... Oh, wait, sorry, go ahead. We should have monthly sagging challenges. Or actually, they said,

we should have monthly sagging changlins. Like for December, take a pick of you sagging and a sign that says, happy holidays. Saggers of sagging low. That's a big changeling. Yep, somebody else says, can we have sagging groups? I love to have a social sagging group. It would make it easier to meet other saggers. And somebody else says, we need a sagging app so we can upload picks faster.

I got the new Samsung Galaxy Note 3 and I have to make extra steps to load street sagger picks. there's a there's a section on this website that's just like advertising and it's just like people selling like satin boxers and like silk boxers but there's one um i don't know if it's used but there's one guy there's one guy that's uh buying worn sneakers because the the thing about the sagging community that i've learned is that it's like they really they want they want white guys dressed up like malice Malibu's most wanted. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, like, they, the, the, the sagging community is people that are, like, really into, like, to, like, their sexual awakening was seeing guys sagging their pants

in, like, 2003, wearing, like, the big D.C. court graphic, like, puffy sneakers. You know what? I'm just thinking about now. It's so funny. This is like, this is like if you never, like, your, your, your sexual fantasy never went past, like the Sears catalog. Like this is gay guys who saw it butts in underwear. Which is why it's so big in Europe.

That's why, yeah, it's really, it's really honestly, like, I find it sweet. Yeah. It's like kind of sweet and innocent that like this is so sexual. It's innocent until you, until you like dig a little bit deeper and it's like, oh. Well, this is this one, I like this one, this one is cute to me. Any thugs or badasses here. That's the other thing. It's extremely, it's an extremely racist fetish.

Yeah, there is a lot of, I didn't stumble as well. I'm not sure what you mean. It's maybe the most racist fetish to have. Let me read this. I'm a 16 year old from Ireland and I sag full ass in public and in school. I smoke, drink, spit, and vandalized places just for fun. Is there any other guys on the site that are bad than sag low? I'm looking for some advice on how else I can be bad.

that to me is sweet. I have something from the other end that's maybe more to what Pat is saying because it's from the USA Sagger's forums and this might be a bit much. This is from Tom and Tom says do you live in USA?

Do you know some good places to see lots of black saggers in the streets? Please help me complete this map the Sagger Spots Project and then it's a link to Google Maps link of places to see black guys sagging their pants. Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty racist fetish.

Dude, I don't think he, I haven't found any racial, racial shit. I just found fart saggers where you at, let's discuss in here. Any bottoms that fart and sag, try to tease us tops into messing with you. Here's, I'm sorry, this post is really good. The title of this is really good. needs hot sagger to work my gums over from daddy's gums tell me how you would make my gums and throat

afterwards or make my mouth sag after you were done if you have never had a gummer son my mouth sad he wants his mouth to sag too if you've never had a gummer son you don't know what you're missing true fucking dad

the posts on here are so crazy this is another one This is one, this is from Introduce Yourself. It's, I want to find a rapper who I can mix with. I am looking for a rapper that sags and could potentially be my boyfriend. Anyone around world would like to rap with me or whatever. That would be cool. Anyone that sags extremely low, like at knees or below bum, would be preferable.

Oh, I'd be willing to come live in my country, so apply for a work visa or something. Did you guys. Getting a work visa to be a, Pants Sanging Rapper That would be such an amazing Immigration So what are you What are you doing like

You're going to live here in Belgium For a couple months Yeah I'm here to just sag my pants and wrap You try doing that in France You try doing that in France They're kicking you out Fucking day I'm moving here to wrap

And sag my pants You say I'm moving here to wrap And sack my pants I'm going to say you get out You say, no, no, you don't understand it. I'm also coming here to be gay. And they're like, what do you do? You got to fuck out of the aisle.

You all were in your job, bro. Did you guys look at any of the polls? Yeah, no. I'm looking at the introduction. The polls are so amazing. Deutsche sagger. Okay. This is in German.

Let's see how much of German I remember. Can I read some of these polls and you guys guess the answers and I'll tell you which one. Yeah. All right. Dick Prant versus. booty candy it's booty candy it's got to be booty candy

you think booty candy one yeah there's no way dick print won dick print wins 32 to 7 over booty candy I thought booty candy was like the like the crux of all this I thought this was like the crown jewel is seeing how big your butt is

this is why polls are important because we get a little bit of an idea yeah we get to take a measure yeah so like here's one come on baggie Does anyone else enjoy busting a load slash coming on their baggy pants? And there's a couple of comments, one from Boxer Boy, on and end my skinny pants. And then from bagger, sagger wet, he says, I like to sleep in my saggy baggy pants.

Then pee in them. Then jerk off and pour cum in them. Smearing my pants with gum, swim in the mud, and then in the river. This all turns me on very much. It's a C-spot run. So the three options are, yeah, I like, no, I don't, and fun idea, I try. Which one do you think wins? Fun idea I try.

Yeah, I like wins with 74% of the road. Really? Can you read the poll about, I don't remember exactly the name of it, but it was about girls? Oh, yeah, okay. Female saggers. I know the answer to this one, so this is like when a girl sags her pants. Do you find it attractive slash awesome or no, you don't like it? And I'll read the comments on this too.

No, I think sagging is faux guys, but for them I hugely like it. Nothing more sexy than a guy sagging low. My friend who's a girl and me sag baggy track suits in public. I think it's so underrated because she looks so good and sat in B-ball shorts. At times we get so horny in them, we usually end up fucking in a public bathroom. So I think it's hot a. Yeah. And then Skern says, girls don't really catch my attention. So which one do you think wins that?

Yes or no? I think it's girls. Oh, oh, I think it's a no. I think no wins. It's definitely no. Isn't it like split down the middle of them? Yeah, it's kind of, it's 56 to 43. I thought that was really funny that there was a complete, there was a civil war on whether

girls should sag their pants or not. Now this one is like, it's inherently, it's in a very inherently gay fetish. chill what how is it gay when this when woody has a poll that says sagging with a boner if you're sagging below your dick and you get a boner do you a sag lower b pull up or or c nothing which one sag lower the answer the answer is nothing what nothing over 50 this is a this is in the introductions. I found this. It's called SAG Swag. It's a lot of exclamation points and

question marks. This is from Adidas. So maybe a brand is coming in here to... All day I dream about sagging. Yeah, all day. Oh, maybe that's what it is. What's good with it? Adidas on deck. Fuck with it.

Rependat 9-9 Sag Nasty Michigan. A-D-A-D-I-D-I-D-D-I-D. dollar sign O dot R dot I-G-I-N-A-L original I'm a Don dominating

all scrella only R is G I never allow lames join my Yahoo group and Tom replied and said hope to meet you

I have something really good to share about this website with you guys I don't know if you guys noticed this already but this is something I found So you know how at the bottom of a website

There's usually like a copyright thing And it'll say the copyright And then have a bunch of links To the privacy policy and stuff So I'm going to read out the copyright For this website Okay So it starts off copyright

2025 Then we have a series of links Okay I'll just read out the links Privacy Terms of Service Street saggers.com Sossy Saggers

Datboydrob.com Baggykeven.com Oh, I'm on baggykemen right now. I'm on Baggy Kevin and these websites are all pretty are almost completely identical they're all like webs they're all like like imaged galleries of guys sagging their pants and shooting jeez they're all righty Gavin.com has a sagging all of it. What color should be your thug black, white or any color? This is a poll on street saggers.com. I'm going to say any color. Yeah. The answer to what D-Rub has a shop. We are excited to present you.

You're our shop with exclusive sagging videos and more to come. You can buy different videos of guys sagging their pants. Silkyboys.com. Do you free ball and your B-ball shorts? It's a poll. All right. Let's see. Would you say, do you free ball in your B-ball shorts?

all shorts? Yeah, never but I'll try or nope. I said, yeah. Two hundred and twelve votes. What do you think? I'm going to say, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, was the, at 66.6.66. 666. That was obvious. So this one is, is from sagging discussions. How to sag. I'm new here, so I'm 13. I want to know how to start to sag, but I don't have enough. confidence, and I'm too self-conscious of myself, and I would like some tips, but I need help to learn. This is a honeypot. Oh, okay.

This is this fully as to be. This is, I think, catch a predator against that. This is how the police catch gangsters. The Silky Boys website is really, they have a lot of AI generated images of men walking down. It's been made since AI has been. around? Yeah, the other ones are very active.

This is, oh, no, no, no, this is not good. What? It's a picture of what appears to be two I hope they're 18-year-old boys sagging in silky shorts. It's an AI-generated picture.

One of them is shirtless. The other one is not. He's wearing nothing but a tank top and he's sagging. I would say these boys are very Beaver-esque. Okay. And then there's multiple variations of this all over the website.

This one, I don't hear. I actually, I think I can set my camera to show to share screen. Oh, there's free AI-generated wallpapers on silk. Oh, my God. Send those to me. Wait, that's a huge comment. I have no idea how to do this. But anyway, there's one, there's, this one post on, uh, on sagging low.com, that's an

introduce yourself and it says new to sagging. And this is a, this is a person who says, hi guys, newbie to sagging here. These are my first attempts. Any helping comments are welcome. And let me see if I can share the screen because what's funny about this is that you can really tell that this guy is new to sagging. Yeah. He completely sucks at it.

that must suck to suck it sagging I know it's so funny to start sagging and just be bad at it dude I'm looking at these wallpapers these are incredible this is the guy he's terrible

dude he's just nervous he doesn't want to go he's not willing to get low give him a couple weeks he's going to be low as hell isn't it funny that you could if you saw him on the street and be like yeah this guy is trying

to sack him for the first time Yeah, he's very new. He's, he's very green at sagging. You got to go under the butt cheeks. Pull up these wallpapers real quick. Oh, you sent them. I'm afraid to form this website because I know that this website has a lot of dangerous images. No, these aren't dangerous.

These are good. Okay, one second. It's just men hanging out. It's really, yeah. It's not that crazy. Can we show this on YouTube? Maybe scroll a couple down. Yeah, this is, this is, no, these are men wearing clothes.

They're sagging. Could I scroll past it? Yeah, scroll past it. Yep. Yeah. Chilling with your boy. You know how it is at the football game? This is what it looks like when we hang out in New York.

You know, sign me up as a joke, man. Look at this. For real. Prank me with that. The basketball, the AI basketball. under the moonlight sagging with your fucking boy. That's blokey beautiful. These are so romantic.

This is what, this is like, we have to return to this. This is, this is some ancient Rome shit. This is what Spartans used to do. Dude, does that fucking blade? Scroll up. We've lost this. Is that fucking cemetery? We have lost this shit.

These newspapers are so beautiful. Yeah. That, man, sitting in the cornfield. I love how much interest they have in this, Pacific brands. It's like, it honestly feels tact. There's like, there's like wars. There's like wars between saggers that are like, dude, you fucking wear, are those

fucking Russell athletics? I love that they're, fucking broke bitch. I love how often they're in a cornfields. Yeah, why are they always, you know what it is? It's a Midwestern thing because every single on a, what was it, not baggy Kevin, but sagger. God, I'm on all the other. are street saggers.

On street saggers, it was mostly people being like, are any saggers from Chicago? Anyone from Cincinnati? Anyone from Ohio? Wait, okay. They have, on street saggers.com, they have it, they have it by, you can look at saggers by tags. So you can look at all the different tags on the here.

It's like, for example, tags like baggy, B-ball shorts. Why is, uh... Gangsters. Why is streetsaggers.com 21 and up? But Baggy Kevin is 18 and up. Yeah, that's strange to me. Well, Street Saggers sells alcohols.

Oh. They have their own whiskey. Wait, I want to look at the Hall of Fame. Wait, the Street Saggers whiskey? I'm joking. They have a 17-year Saggers whiskey. It was brewed in a basketball shorts. He's aged.

I didn't open Street Sagres still just now. I thought you're being serious. It's so. funny to have a system on this website to do saggers by tags because like the tags are all here I'll show them they're all it's all the same thing

like what is the difference between between go like is it I guess you really do have to be discerning if you're this is your interest but like am I clicking on shorts versus B ball shorts I'm like oh I specifically want to see baggie today on the saggers calorie Saggers.Art has a bunch more AI stuff

and every image has a pole next to it asking you which sagger is better left or right. Whoa, that's cool. That's like a fun little game. And a lot of them are kissing. Yeah, I think most of them. When is this set? How do I fucking, how do I share my,

there's one that's like in the 1960s and this guy's buying boxes from a dude at like an open-air market. I need to see this. It's like an oil painting. How do I share my shit? You can send it and I'll share it. I'm just doing it through my own. I have one in the Discord here.

I forget which website this was. Go to this one, saggers.art slash poles and scroll down until you see the oil painting one that I'm talking about. All right, I got you. would you guys ever become saggers did you guys ever sag your pants did you think it was cool to sag your pants yeah man they had a t-shirt at my middle school that they made me wear when I would sag

like a quadruple x-l shirt you were a sagging warrior I was a crazy sagger this website is crazy wait did any of you just scroll through all these any of these amenities did you see any of baseball Keep scrolling, keep scrolling. So these all just say left or right.

Hugging under the moon and sagging. Dude, it's like two down from this. It's so fucking good, dude. Let's get, right, keep going. So those guys have crazy butts. Keep going. Wait, this one is ripped jeans or classic jeans. Hold on.

This one, no, the questions are changing. Yeah. Wait, dude. We have, do you like camo draws? Rip jeans are classic. I'm building up to it. Do you like them sagging dazzle shorts? and then a link

to get some dazzle shorts we'll open that how you guys are at the deli booty do you like shiny draws yeah there it is dude it looks like it looks like field of dreams that they're at

it looks like you put them in field of dreams they're like in why are they all in a fucking they're all in cornfields oh they're getting dirty here Do you like our saggers getting dirty? I do.

Oh, there's three here. Looney Tunes. Oh, dude, you can buy Thug in number one. You can buy... A gym and a court. Do you like our painting style arts? Dude, you can buy these pictures. You can buy these.

You can get them. You can get prints. You can get prints a 60 by 75. Dude, if I'm saying... I'm gonna get a print if you know what I'm gonna get a print watching you sag a 24 inch by 30 inch picture unfortunately guys is the shop is close for the moment here at s boxers we offer you small collections of dazzle shorts original and shiny buy yours quickly before they disappear that sucks oh my fucking god dude this is insane you can get the court photo and it's $70 for or 140

for a 24 by 30 inch print. Dude, I'm going to have a 24 by 30 inch print. Oh, snap. 24 by 30 inch. This might be my new favorite website, man. It's a really good website. Here, wait, I have another one I can read. This is from sagging discussions.

Playing rap music while sagging low or while sagging low. I haven't, this is by Taz. I haven't done it myself. had an ex-boyfriend who would do it, thou, and I thought it was totally cool slash gangsta. He had little tiny speakers hanging around his neck blasted and gangster rap loud. I totally agree. It adds to the IDGAF aspect, which I like very much. And then someone responds and says, I do it all the time, all over public, and sag oversized baggy jeans to my ankles.

I don't give a fuck who hates it. And then Taz responds again and said, dude, that is so fucking chill. Dude, there's got to be like There's got to be like a sagger that's listening to like classical music, right? That's who that's who the audience for that 1960s pick was. Yeah. Here's a question that I love jazz, but I love the sag.

And maybe to the audience too. This is a question from, from Spunk a lot. Okay. Where do you guys wank off and shoot you spunk? What did people say? Well, some people say in front of a mirror, sagging leather baggies, and come on dirty destroyed jeans. Dirty destroyed? I do it in my bed and come all over myself in my boxer briefs.

I wank off while sagging, lying on the floor shooting all over myself, or at midnight when everybody's asleep on the balcony shooting to the road. it's crazy how my i feel like my familiarity with the diaper world is showing me that these are two sides of the same coin yeah this is this is this is a different stage of development you're getting arrested in exactly yeah this is a uh you're instead of being stuck at four you're stuck at 14. Yeah. It's it is

very, it's interesting. I really think it's interesting. It's a luring. I wish he's been the best. Most of them. I tend to shoot on my baggy pants. Gay as fuck by the way. Gay as fuck by the way.

It's crazy how most of them are located in France. They're all over the world. They do. They're everywhere. They're global, man. They take over the world. A good amount of them are French.

I wonder what it is Silky Boys Silky Boys.com is located in Paris Hold on, let me go to the links here Let me click around Paris has the best saggers in the world That's what they say

Really? Yeah That's interesting See, I didn't know that Yeah apparently Paris has All the best saggers live in Paris What do you think about it makes it so Is it something in the water

I don't know. I would say that there's more... The story of history. Maybe more thugs per capita than any other country? That could be it. Paris has more thugs per capita than other cities. I mean, I guess so. I can't think of another way to explain the...

The sagging. I do think it's funny, too, that there's kind of like, there's baseline sagging, that people are like, okay, yeah, I'm into it when the guy shows his butt. And then there's extreme sagging. And then there's extreme sagging. But then there's also, there's people who are like, okay, I need them to be sagging

basketball shorts, but the basketball shorts also need to be glittery and silky. I need to have dazzle shorts. The basketball shorts, that's how we did it back in the day, man. The sweatpants with the basketball shorts under and you sagged a day or two in my life as well.

Why don't we just, can we just start? Let's just say one day and week, we sag. We sag. Do sag every day. Sagged Saturday. Sag every day. What do we do in sagging? We may grow to that.

But I'd like to see if I'm interested in it, because a lot of these people, you know, a lot of them are sexual and French. Yeah. But a lot of them are just people who think it's cool, it seems like. So what I'm seeing here. It would be funny to be a guy who just thinks sagging your pants is really cool and stumble onto this forum and, like, join, like, a kick group. Let's talk about hip-hop and sagging our pants. What's up, fellow saggers? And they're all, like, send a pick right now.

You send a pick for verification. Okay. So you know Sagger? Street Sagger's blog has an Instagram Shout out Last post

Three days ago Yeah man Think about sagging low.com That I was too shy To investigate any further Is one of the links The bottom link on their sidebar Is Discord

And it is just a direct InViRic Yeah the Discord doesn't work I tried to join Really? Yeah I already I was gonna Invalid invite

While you're kidding me Yeah That's really I was just going to see what was up, but, no, it did not work. Is there any more sagging forums? Sagging, no, sagging rear. There's got to be. We got to come back to the sagging community.

Yeah, I feel. I will say, it really seems like we found, I mean, I'm sure there must be more sagging fans out there, but I feel like we really did find just like a small island. Mm-hmm. Still fighting the war on touch. The small island outside of France. It's really like, yeah, just a few castaways. Yeah, they don't understand the sagging.

is falling out of vogue, unfortunately. This is the Japanese World War II island. They don't know. That's the thing, the diaper guys, diapers are going to be in style forever because there's always going to be babies, shit. Yeah, real shit. There's always going to be, you're going to get older and you're going to need diapers.

Yeah. But sagging, I mean, it might go extinct, unfortunately. That would be so fucking sad to me, man. I think it's on its way back. You do. That's what I'm saying. I feel like we have an opportunity to bring it back. Like, nobody's really sagging like that anymore.

I think we need to get on the ground floor and start sagging. I'm going to put my pants on the ground floor. Damn. Extreme sag. You know what it was? They're, I mean, their greatest enemy.

Pants on the ground. They're great and like a forage of Larry. Oh, God. Uh-huh. He really killed sagging. That was a, that was a crazy ass. Sagger fetishes mother must have wanted to kill him. That was insane.

It's so mad. No, we want them to do that. No. Shut up, General Larry. You fucking. bastard. Dach assassinate him before he could

Well, you know, for the first couple lines of that song They're like, pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Oh, yeah. They're like, oh, man, I can sag my shit to this. Start dancing. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, pants on the ground, pants up. Looking like a fool. Hmm. We do not like this. We don't not like Genoa Larry. General Lerri, you fucking bust out. I'm looking up,

I looked up sagging on just like Google forums. Mm-hmm. and man sound like you're going to cry no it's just the first like three things that showed up

like actual forums that weren't Quora or Reddit my Les Paul forum so this is a guitar website okay Texas AGS Massachusetts cop forum. Okay, so there's no

sagging forms. I don't want to read the... There's not a lot of other there's not a lot of other sagging forums. Yeah, we really found it's a, they're a, they're, uh, sentinel island. Well, I'm contacted. They haven't broken out yet. I think the Massachusetts cop one is kind of interesting to read because it's like

the, you know, the, the most anti-saggers in the world. Uh, someone said, after a foot pursuit last night that took us over a couple of fences. I've had it with the sagging pants syndrome. I've literally had to stop. Oh, no, wait. They're talking about their pants sagging because of their

gun holster. This is a cop whose pants are sagging. Okay, that's a different direction that I anticipated. It strikes everybody. We should post a link to that thread on the sagging low forum. True. Even the cops do it. Check this out, guys. You guys are going to like this.

Dude, look, even the cops are sagging now. Well, I wish I would say we drop it to them like a gift. I mean, you guys can jerk off go crazy to this to shoot your spunk off the balcony. This is a big one for y'all. At night, when everyone's asleep shooting at the road. It's so

funny to say I jerk off at midnight. At midnight. That's midnight. Boom. Hop out of bed, eyes wide, fucking open. Run to the balcony. You're on the 15th floor. The Les Paul Forum has a really good

A really good question here I went into the local Greek restaurant for a euro And a man and woman came in The man looked like a rock and roller type He was closer to 30 than 20 But he was wearing his pants below his butt I seen gangster rappers sagging But is it rock or thrash or metal fashion now

Whoa Interesting So now there's there's sagging rockers. Uh, yeah, I guess that is true. Andrew W.K. But you know what, you know, it's probably the most high profile one right now? Bro, sag aftra.

Wow, ever since that's true. That's, so it's really in the highest echelons of our society, the people with the most power. Little do we know that sagging is actually, these are the people that run our media. Yeah, yeah. They're acting every single day for us. Uh-huh. Acting like they don't sag, but they do it behind the scenes. They do it behind the scenes.

Well, I found the name of the person. And I want to see their behind in their scenes. So how about you start sagging on camera? Mr. Tom Cruise? Mr. Tom Cruise? Oh, you can do all types of stunts. You can jump out of a helicopter. I got to stop for you.

But you can't sag your damn pants. Try showing your butt through your undies. Let's try one time. You won't do it. Mr. Tom. You won't do it. shout out to bingo bengel bop for sending the saguolo forum it looks like about three years ago in the discord have no idea how that came to our minds in the last week but i appreciate it mr bingo bop yeah um all right anything going on guys yeah i don't know if anything's going on trying to think i don't think there is right now no as of yet

Shorts, brother? You did a front sag. I did. A crazy box of sex. You kind of gave a gift to the sagging. What was that, man? Pardon? It was his producer tag.

I missed, I'm sorry. Yeah, I guess what happened to me... Pat gave kind of a gift to the sagging community at the start of the episode. I guess I kind of sad. Sorry we're just about to... Sorry about to... I'm gonna wear my pants down to my butt. What do you mean?

No, it's like not... Like you're gonna take the poop? No, no. Wait, so your butt's out so you can take an ultimate poop. No, it's not my butt. It's my boxes. Wait, so your boxers are gonna be hanging out of your butt? And he's made the president.

Oh, yeah. Movie fucking sounds. Ladies and gentlemen. Here he is. The inventor. All right, guys. Yeah, I got nothing to plug, but I'll be home pretty soon. Yeah, you're not doing any shows out there in L.A.

Um, I am. Yeah. Yeah, I think there's a show. You're doing Bughouse or something? Yeah, I think Bughouse on the seven, on February 7th. Bug house, starring Gus Viveros and Ben Ziper. Yeah, I've been doing that. I think, Mr. Gus, we love Gus.

We do love Gus. That'll be fun. And then, I don't know, just I guess I'll help. posts about it on Instagram if there's anything else Yeah So if you're in Los Angeles And you want to see Caleb

Dude why do you always Yeah what is your deal Why are you always I have nothing to plug You're forced you always Why do that What is the show for Other than for us to plug stuff?

To talk about fucking guys in France showing their big asses to each other What do you mean You think that that's what we really That's far more important That's what I really want to do That's what we want to do We want to do this

We don't want to do live comedy at all. No, I want to do Gofer Girls Around Me. They be acting like they skunks. That's what I want to do. Snail, yeah. Snail, yeah. I'm sorry for trying to be helpful.

No, thank you. I appreciate it. Trying to be helpful. I know that you'll forget. The small beast movement. The small beast movement is good, though. Maybe we could do the small beast movement lies. Okay.

Gofer girls around me. They'd be acting like they skunks. Good night, ladies and gentlemen. No, we don't have a show. All right. Well, we're ending the episode now, so I believe. I had a completely psychedelic experience the other day. Do you trip to mushroom tip?

No, but that, but, uh, Hulu is spinning my camera around and around. That's making me laugh. I went to, uh, Eric and Nate, asked me to come to a spa with them. And I'm no, I'm very familiar with the, with the, going to a sauna, right? You go and there's plenty of the ones in New York. Yeah, I've been to these things a million times. They didn't tell me anything about it.

I get there, and it is a mandatory, fully nude, walk around with your dick and balls out, see everybody's dick and balls. Is it the Korean one? Yes, we spa. We spa, yeah. Everyone fucks with we spa in L.A. Dude, it was insane. I saw so many fucking rods

And then at the end you eat Bebibbop Yeah With your thing out With your thing out I'd be afraid of The touch accidentally Sticking my thing

In the stone bowl and burning it Drop it Dude I was fucking scared That'd be the worst nightmare That's a bad food I mean egg The egg with the runny yolk

I got I still got my I got my fucking egg With the runny yolk With your chopstick With your penis In your lap I still got my skin I'll keep some for later

I'll put some of that fried rice in my tip I don't even want to eat my runny egg over my shirt Little on my bare penis Dude I see that many rods I'm going to start making some runny egg