Podcast About List - Ep. 326 - The Perfect Simpson Symptom System Simposioum

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

This week, we're leaking our biggest collaboration yet: PAL x The Simpsons. Join us as we talk you through our creative process for the perfect Simpson and also some other perfect things that start with the letter "s". Also, Cameron is the star of the show today because this was the easiest way to format their webcams. Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutList Buy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist Follow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

Wushuni Okay, guys We're coming to do new shows Yep, Portland and Seattle We're coming back to the Pacific Northwest We loved it the last time we were there Seattle, a beautiful city Built upon

Tell us a little bit about Seattle, yeah Seattle was born Back in the day When they decided Seattle was born The idea of Seattle was born city Seattle was born back in the day when they saw the, I think it's called Mount Rainier. Yes.

I think is the name of the mountain. Unless that's in Oregon. No, you're right. Is Mount Rainier? You got it. Okay. Well, they decided, let's put something near this. And so they built it all on an old Native American burial ground.

That's why the city is so, they call it the city of seven frights because seven Native American tribes were there. Which one? And all seven of them, my fingers, I think there is seven. Okay, just tell me what they're called. Yeah, I mean names or characteristics of them. Let's see, let's see the seven. Get those fingers off the keyboard, hey. Okay.

Nice try, buddy. Just name seven indigenous first people tribes right now. I'm pretty sure Seattle is a native word, right? Yeah, so. Unless they called it that because it was by the sea and there were a lot of Kettles due to British influence. Sea Kettle. It could be C kettle.

Okay. Just real quick, the shows are in March. And you can buy tickets at Swag Group.com. And honestly, guys, I... And they're March... What fucking day is it? March 15th to 16th, right? We are going to be at the Vera Project.

That is an all-ages show. So, if you are seven years old, you can come. Oh, yeah. But Portland is 21 plus, which means that we're going to be very adult at that show. Oh. We're going to be adult. This is kind of a challenge for us because we have to prepare two completely different shows. One that is all ages.

Anybody even an infant could watch. What if we do for Seattle? What if we go up and we're just doing the wiggles? We do. Well, we'll do our own version of it, obviously. We don't want to incur any sort of copyright. No, no, no, no. No, no.

Why did I... I... I tell us about this. Oh, fuck. My girlfriend's playing a... She's playing the Hogwarts game, and now I'm getting the Xbox notifications. I've got to shut that off.

Are you saying that because you just opened the Hogwarts game, and you know that we have you added on Steam? No, I didn't open that. Did that show up? Oh, that hell. Yes. Do you think I would fucking play that gay-ass Harry Potter shit? Yes, 100%.

That's the only type of thing you play. You know that I hate Harry Potter. You played like 100 hours of that shitty-ass Star Wars game, bro. Which one? The new one, the one where you play as the ginger guy. Yeah, yeah. The only guy in the world who liked that game. That one's okay.

It's okay, but you have played a hundred hours. That is exactly the same type of game as Hogwarts Legacy. I stopped playing it because I thought it wasn't good. The first one was... You just said it was good, didn't you? I said it was okay. I didn't say it was good. The first one.

That is Hogwarts legacy for Star Wars. Yeah. Okay. Well, she got Slytherin. That's fucked up. And then immediately tried to make me do the dishes. So think about that. Way, that is so Slytherin-Sh.

That is really Slytherin. She is fucking Slytherin, dude. It's disgusting how Slytherin she is. But can we go back to the seven, or Pat was listing the seven types of Native American people? Native American tribes. That said, there's seven types. There's seven types of Native American people. One of a stand-up.

I don't do your stand-up on the show, man. It's so embarrassing. There are seven types. Chris Whaling Rock. Cherokee. Let's see if I, what I got. Well, there's Cherokee, Comanche, Algonquin. What are the Algonquin, you know a motherfucker is serious about

Native American tribes. I'm pretty sure. I don't think Nashua was a tribe unless it was. Oh, sage. Oh, sage. I remember that. Chautau. Shopta.

Half Cherokee and Chalktae, Indian Outlaw, Tim McRaw style. How many do you have here? So tempting to just guess. Yeah, there's, well, you could also go, I mean, you could go. Iroquois. Iroquois. I know the one you're talking about. You could go, you could even go out.

you could go to the Inuit. You could go all the way to Alaska. Oh, that's America. Yeah. Okay. Are they Arctic Circle? I guess that's Alaska still. Well, now it is America, though.

Yeah. And then you're going to be happy for me. We're talking about. Lenape is one, right? That's one. And we could even go down. We could go to the Aztecs as well, if we so wished. I mean, yeah, they're all Native America.

I mean, they're not whitey. Everybody in the world is American. Yeah. Yeah. I want to get, I want to live a cowboy life in Arizona and just get plugged in with them so insanely well. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way that they would like you.

All the Native Americans. Why would Native Americans not like me? They see you the way that you look. You think motherfuckers, nobody looked like this 200 years ago, bro. Yes, they did, man. No. I think so. Nobody looked like this.

You could not get this close to shave 200 years ago. possible who i think who's who among us looks the most ancient you i don't think i do you are you have a kind of look that i feel like they're like yeah i think go beckley teppy gut dusting like he's having a stroke what the fuck he's having a fucking wait you guys don't know about go beckley teppy he's he's making up tribes now you don't it's not a tribe it's a it's an archaeological site I told you, I told you guys, weeks ago, not cool, weeks ago that I was, not cool to make up Native American tribes like that. The archeological drama, Go Beckley Teppy.

Yeah, you're the type of, you're that Go Beckley Teppy type of guy, Patrick. What does that mean? What I was going to say? What does that mean? What is Go Beckley Teppy? You guys are saying fucking nonsense. You said it. Oh, yeah.

And knowing you, knowing you, honestly, you probably are not saying it right. You probably only read it. I'm probably not saying it right. Yeah, on frickin' Reddit. Yeah. Actually, I watched it on YouTube. And I know that he is a prolific redditor.

Go Beckley Teppy. Funny to pull out. I thought that that was, I honestly thought that was like the most well-known thing ever. I thought that I was the last guy who learned about Go Beckley-Tepi when I heard about it. You're the first guy. This is a YouTube video with one view. is AI generated Gobeckley Teppy

Chad GPD is sure there was a site called Gobeckley Tepe where ancient lizards lived It's one of the theories It's a Turkish It's a Turkish Archaeological site

It's just like the random Pixabay videos that are just on the screen Auto generated I was watching You know the guy That makes all the R Kelly ones that we were watching

Pat Oh yeah yeah I watched I watched all the America's got talent We can't pull those out Amazing Oh, yeah, those ones where it's like Nigerian man turns into a frog in front of Simon Cowell. It was Nigerian man with three heads.

You know what, dude, yeah. There should be, there should be an edit of one of those. Maybe we could do it, but just finding like one of those, like, America's Got Talent, like, auditions where somebody immediately gets three X's. And it's like somebody turning into it. It's like Nigerian man turns into a dragon. Nigerian man turns into a dragon and immediately gets booed. You would... Of course.

If a dragon appeared before you on one of those shows, you would be... Yeah, you'd be voting them away. You'd say, get this... I'm in danger. Get this away from you.

I was watching this... Speaking of dragons and of this, of the AI stuff, I was watching on Tubey. I was watching this tube movie that was called Monster School, Wizards versus Dragons. Okay.

And it was like a 3D animated like a knockoff of like Hotel Transylvania, but instead of a hotel, it was a school. And it was drag. and he was teaching all the monster kids a class and he was like gather around children we will we will learn and then

it was like it was like an hour long and like it was like these like 10 minute stretches of just of the like the AI voice reading Wikipedia article thing with like random videos put over it and he'll be like no let's learn about dragons and it would be like a 10 minute thing of like dragons are like flying creatures

and you would skip around and it just like it was just like free associating like it wouldn't even like there was a part where it was just like talking I skipped ahead and it was talking about like the plot of like the Lord of the Rings and stuff and it was it was just like there's no quality control was there any plot to this movie or it was literally just you're learning no it was just it was just AI reading out articles but like interspersed every like five minutes with drag cutting back to Dracula being like that was very interesting now we've learned about Vizards. All this is telling me is that AI is worth it.

Can you get a movie on Tooby just by asking? Yeah. I assume so. Okay. You can get that on there, and then they have, like, stuff that's, like, out of print and not on streaming services. You know what I watched the other night? I watched.

Have you got seen Awakenings with Robin Williams and Robert Niro? Yeah, you talked to us about awakenings. I did already? Yeah, you already talked to us about it. Oh, fuck. Yeah, we did. I've been telling everybody about that. this movie. Remember we talked about Rubber Williams?

Oh, yeah. I think that was just in our meeting, though. Rubber Williams. I don't know if it was or not. It was. Rubber Williams and Rubber DeNiro. It was called a bouncinging. It was about the, it's about balls that's no longer bounce. De Niro is not in Flubber. No, he's in a bouncing. He's in a bouncing. He's in a bouncingings. We already talked about all this, so we're not going to get any more laughs out of it. it. We said this already. Even if the audience hasn't heard it, we've kind of just already...

We've heard it. It's not not a bouncing... I'm not going to say anything that... It's just not funny. I mean, what would they even be made out of? It's just such an A to B idea, is the thing. Yeah, it's like obvious. Like, where can we go from there? That's kind of like an A to C idea. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, there's... It looks like Flubber Williams. Well, what I was thinking is instead of the guys is having like locked in to type of, of symptoms they just don't bounce anymore but that doesn't make any sense oh he has locked in syndrome and in awakenings i don't know what locked in syndrome means that's when you're like catatonic pretty much he's catatonic in the movie but he's like like like looks like you know in in harry potter when they see the basilisk didn't that happen to uh seline dion so didn't she

turned to rubber she did she turned to rubber. So there's C. And they walked in and they bit her head back all the way to her feet. They're like, yes, she has. Yeah, she's rocked in syndrome. Celine Dion has like, her husband is, uh, like ancient. Or like, she's ancient.

Yeah. Well, no, her husband is like, I think her husband is like, I think it's like an age gap where it's like, you can be like, all right, that's crazy. I think her husband knew her... Who gives a fuck about an age gap if they're both over 50? Well, her husband is like... Or maybe it's her ex-husband. Maybe he's dead.

But her husband knew her from the time... Like, age she... Like, from the time that she was 13 years old and then married her, like, right when she turned 18. And then she turned into rubber to bounce away from him. Yeah. And then she... And that's the worst part about it is he groomed her and then turned her into rubber.

Wait, he turned her into rubber. I was saying she turned into rubber. He fed her. He fed her a bunch of gum and it turned her into rubber. I was so scared that she did. Who wasn't? What? Eating a bunch of gum and turning into rubber?

That's why you don't swallow the gum. Because you're going to turn into rubber. It will turn you into rubber. I'm scared of rubber. I swallowed so much gum when I was a kid before I heard about that whole seven years thing or whatever. I was rubber. Do you think that's why we're both five foot nine? I'm not lying.

I was rubber. Because of gum? Yeah. I don't think 5'9 is so short of a height that we can really blame anything for it except just bad genetics. Yeah. I'm the tallest one in my family. My brother's like 5'7. So this is a bragging thing now?

No, no, but just, I mean, imagine how much gum he ate. Two inches more. Probably ate a lot more gum than me. Yeah, two inches more. Do you guys ever think, if you could go back in time? He probably ate two inches of bubble tape. Each inch of gum is going to reduce your height by one inch that you eat in the womb. If your mother chews...

If your mother chews gum while she's pregnant, that is going to basically squish you down due to the gum chewing action. If you could go back in time... Uh-huh. Yeah. And you had the things that you know now as an adult about how your body is affected by different things, what would you be eating when you were a child? Squid

Squid Squid So what's that, though? I'd probably be eating kind of steroids and medicines Yeah Human growth hormone Yeah, I'd be done with the food

Yes Human growth hormone Maybe Can I throw out a scientific theory real quick That I'd like to hear this I'm intrigued That's going back to pregnant women chewing gum Which is when a pregnant woman

Is chewing bubble gum and she blows a bubble, it's just that when you think about the air in that bubble, that air's got to come from somewhere. You're deflating your baby's lungs. Your baby's going to be born with one less breath. Do you think that... So I think that on the bubble gum packages,

they need to start putting a picture of a baby that has one fewer breaths. Picture of... A happy baby. Yeah. His baby's happy, but he's missing a breath. I wish I had my one extra breath. Because, you know, they only say that you can take

as however many breaths in your life as you can take. That's true. Yeah. As many breaths. as you take when you die, that's it. That's it. You can't take any more than how many you took. So you're taking one away by blowing a bubble when you're pregnant.

Right, because that's not your bubble to blow. No, you're stealing a bubble. And also, it's a vicious cycle because your child ends up watching you blow bubbles when you was growing up. And that's also a way to get a free breath, though, because when you're blowing a bubble, as a pregnant woman, by the way, this doesn't work if you don't have a breathing object on you. Or if you have a gerbil up your ass or she's. You could take breath from that.

A tapeworm doesn't have long. Breathe. Oh, okay. You think a tapeworm. Do you think that a pregnant woman has ever blown a bubble, right? Yes. And then a pregnant woman has blown a bubble and then the baby came out of the bubble. Do you think a pregnant woman has ever blown a bubble?

Do you think the baby's ever come out into the bubble? In extreme cases. Here's what I think. Here's what the baby goes in the bubble. When that happens is when the baby had. no breaths left. If you're blowing so many bubbles that you take every breath out of the baby,

the baby is going to, he has only one thing left to give. And he's trying so hard. And he goes, ah, I can't, I don't have any breathes left. You took my breaths. You took my breaths. You took my breath. I'm just going to give you the last part of me because I love you so much, mom. Right. He's choosing to do it. Meanwhile, the mom, none of the wiser, just thinks she's blowing a bubble.

I love blowing bubbles. I'm so pregnant. Oh, this is a big bubble that's coming up. This is going to be the biggest one. And then it's a dead fetus. Uh-oh. Yeah. Uh-oh. There's a whole baby in this fucking piece of bubble tape.

With no breath. Honestly, if I see a pregnant woman and she blows her baby into a bubble, I'm fucking popping her. I smack bubbles out of pregnant women's mouths when you see them like cigarettes. If you see a pregnant woman chewing gum, call, call the police, you are stealing a breath from your baby with every bubble that you blow. Each bubble is what? breath. A baby only has so many breaths. You can only have as many breaths as you have in your life. Once you die, you're done. You can't take any more breaths. I'm pregnant with twins. Oh, right. Oh, you're stealing

two breaths. That's two breaths of bubble. That's a good way to find out if you're going to have twins blow a bubble as a pregnant baby. If it's twice as big. Or if it turns into two bubbles. Oh, yeah. It splits in the middle. If it dissects and becomes two bubbles. but seriously let's get this under control in this country. Seriously, more persecution for pregnant women. If you're going to chew gum, at least don't

fucking blow the bubble. Why do pregnant women, okay, hopefully you guys can explain this to me. I can. Let's hear it. You hang out with a lot of pregnant women. Yeah, of course. Why are they want, you know, they always are saying... Why are they so fat? Well, yeah, well, No, so as we all seen,

Kanye West's wife went a fully two-de-fri-nudy showered out of the Grammys. Bianca Sensori. She literally dressed as a shower. Wow. If you asked me. That's pretty good. I wouldn't, I won't even dignify her by knowing her name.

She is Kanye's wife, okay? Because she's being nude in public, which is disgusting. She's, well, he's making her be nude. People say that. Is that true? The Grammys is not public. Yeah, the Grammys is a private bathroom. Because otherwise, I should be able to walk in there.

Exactly. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good point. Oh, it's so public that she's showing her body in public. Why can't I go see it? You know who was at the Gramies? Speaking of?

Fucking Keith Lee. Why the fuck is he there? I'm trying to remember who Keith Lee is. Keith Lee? Mr. I eat wings in my car. Oh, that guy. We should have been there. Why?

I would have been. He's pretty much one of the ten most popular people on the planet. Dude, we are just as popular as Keith Lee, number one. We do the same exact thing as him. Well, eat food. Everybody eats food. We eat food in our car. First of all, we do the same exact thing as him.

Second of all, the difference is we don't film it, Keith. Yeah, I should have got to start filming it. You got to keep some stuff for yourself. I would have made so many musicians uncomfortable. I'd be asking them, if it's a guitarist, I'd be asking them about their pedal board until they shoo me away. How many strings are on your guitar? What's your favorite song that you have? How long is your guitar?

How many drums have you played? Short scale. What is your voice like? What does your voice sound like? Who are you? Who are you? Do you like bubbles? Because if you're pregnant, I have to tell you something.

You're darking to Mick Jagger. Chapel Rome getting on stage. That pregnant lady. I just want to say if you are pregnant and you're blowing bubbles, it has to stop. You're stealing a breath from every. You're stealing your baby's breath. You're stealing your baby's breath every single, one bubble at a time. So many breaths in their life.

And you're just popping the bubble anyway and releasing the baby's breath to the world. It's pointless. It's poisonous. What were you, where were you asking about? Why? So Bianca Sensorsi. Mrs. Bianca Sensori. Unsensori.

Did you hear me when I said that early? Yeah, I did hear that. That was funny. Pretty good. She goes up there and she's showing a little bit of beaver, a little bit of upstairs. sort of those things up there she's wearing a tube sock she's wearing a tube sock and i don't know what kind of tube socks you own but mine lace lacey ones it wasn't really lace either it was really it was basically it was even more see it was a sausage casing yes that's exactly yeah she was wearing a

sausage casing and i saw all of the comments on the the page where i saw the photos were like uh i oh okay so this stays up on instagram but i posted a video of me breastfeeding with my nipple out and it gets deleted so my question is why do they want to show people their breastfeeding nipple so bad for clicks for freaky clicks i didn't even think about that no but why would you post yourself breastfeeding the thing is though guys i understand unless it's like a breastfeeding, right? Unless it's a tutorial. Tutorial is different. But if you're just posting a picture of you like at the beach

with your titty out in a baby's mouth? Check my thing out. I'm not going to go so far as to say it's disgusting, but it is a strange This is my thing sucking on my one. A baby can only drink so much milk. Yeah. And if you go over the right amount, it's dangerous. Because you can

only drink so many glasses of milk in your life. Exactly. And once you're dead, it's done. You can't have any more. You can't have it. anymore. Can't have any more. So the thing is, you stop. To the pregnant women or to me? Everybody just needs to stop.

Can we just have one day soon where everybody just just for one day? The day of nothing. That is honestly, this is a good idea. That is no joke one of the best ideas we've ever had. But we can't do that. If someone's going to, there's evil people in the world that will know that there's a day of nothing happening.

Okay, well, we would build it in, what will they do? Something? Yeah. That's what I just said. That happens any other day. Yeah, true. Worst case is it's a normal day. If we can just get, best case, we can chill for once.

If we get 10% of the population of the world to do nothing on one day. And that's easy. I mean, what's that? Just 900 million people? That is easy. That's word of mouth. That's before we even start the Facebook ads for the day of nothing. But I'd be fucking bored.

Stop. On Friday, stop for just one day. On Friday, everyone chill. No, it shouldn't be a Friday. It should be like a Tuesday or something. It should be, yo, call me fucking crazy. It should be a Monday. But Monday is like people are already not doing shit because they feel the workday comes

and they're like Monday, I'm like getting into the work week. So I'm like, I'm going to chill and not. Tuesday is when you're in, you're starting to get in full swing. That's a good point. It should be a Wednesday. That's hump day. Wednesday is. Well, what's Thursday?

Thursday. Wednesday's all right. I like Tuesday or Thursday because these days are one day away. They're off. They're off balance. I'm with you. I'm with you. The three day week. It would be the most interesting day to have to do to stop. I agree. We should do a full stop. And I'm talking everything. I'm saying everybody stop whatever you're doing. Like literally as soon as the clock strikes midnight, you stop. This is how we can use This is how we could use AI for good, right? This is how we could use AI for good. Take Donald Trump's voice. Okay.

AIify it. That's a great idea. We take his voice. We take his voice. He'll never speak again. Any more horrible things. And we use AI to do it. We use AI and a video, an AI video of Mr. Trump's.

On Tuesday, stop. I'm signing an executive order that says that on Tuesday we have to stop. Everybody's going to stop doing stuff These Democrats are going to purposely do extra Yeah If Donald Trump comes out We can't politicize it

We get Deborah Messing Chuck Schumer Are these bowlers? These are liberals These are the most lived out people in the world Kamala Flubber de Niro too We create Flubbertonero too

We create Flubbertonero using An AI generated image of a video And he's a I don't know, we have to stop. Yeah. And how the, it says, Jelly car driver. He really, I mean, even when he was young, he was a great actor, but now he's

old and decrepit. And all he can do is the Fokkers, which is still funny. I fuck with the Fokers. I fuck with the Fokers. I disagree. Fock those. movies. Dude.

You are a fucking, you are a fucking gay lord. If you don't like, meet the parents, meet the fuckers, little fuckers, you are a fucking gay lord. That's what I'll say.

No. Take that back, man. I don't give a fuck. You don't mean that. I don't give a fuck. You don't mean that. I can't mean that.

Fuck this. Fuck you. No. No. I have fucking nipples, Chris. Did you guys watch that? Just adding the F word, adding the F word just at, like, random intervals in that movie.

Like the old unrated DVDs. Oh, my God, I love those. Meet the parents, the unrated version. It's like, I have fucking nipples, Greg. Can you milk me? Can you fucking milk me? Can you fucking milk me? And your name is fucker?

You fucking Focker. How do you fucking Focker? I have fucking nipples. How did that movie get rated PG-13? It's clever because the word Focker is not actually expletive. Yeah, exactly. Do you feel like it was, do you think at all that if that movie was never created that we would not have Lady Gaga's poker face? I think that that movie was.

He would not. I think the name Focker was an accident. I don't think they knew how close it sounded. Yeah. What about Gaylord? That will they put that in as a joke. That was supposed to be the main joke. I mean,

here's the thing, what I'm going to tell you, if you're a screenwriter, you're not going to put two name jokes in a movie for the same character. And he's the last name for Gaylord. I don't know. Focker.

Yeah, whatever my neighbor's last name is, that's what I do. Fokka Locker. And then they didn't actually know. Actually, I saw an interview with Ben Still recently for Severance where he talked about that.

He was like, yeah, the crazy thing is, I don't even know until people pointed it out that it sounds like the F word. They didn't know until little fuckers came out. And then they knew what they were doing. Oh, now it all makes fucking sense.

There was no, there was no Twitter, there was no TikTok, people aren't tweeting. Your movie sounds like a swear. Your movie sounds like fucker. Your character's name is a literal swear. You have a nowadays everybody's it's why we can't have, movies like that don't come out anymore. You don't get the fucking

Wolfman. No, like you... It was originally supposed to be called that. You would never get a movie now called shit. Or ship. Well, maybe shit. There's just a movie called shit. S-H-I-D. I'm realizing that there is Schitt's Creek, which is the same thing.

Well, yeah, that destroys the whole argument. They went even further with that. Yeah, they made it really sound. They said, what if we can do it's spelled different? No, they don't, they didn't realize that what they were doing was going to make some people at the last episode they had to issue an apology during the episode Eugene Levy looks at the camera and he

said I'm I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry to everybody for my family's name I really had no idea what it sounds like I had no idea it sounds like Sid a new copyrighted movie that's coming out with Will Smith with Will Smith the hit it's a hit sequel

shit with called shit Hitch is another one. That sounds like bitch. It sounds like bitch, exactly, I was going to say. Yeah, that is a... Shid. Is it a character's name?

Yeah. Is it an acronym? We find out that his name was Shid Hitch. His surreal name is revealed to be Shid Hitch. Well, that's exactly like a war fucker. Yeah. He's talking to Ava Longoria. He's like, why didn't you tell me your name was Shid?

Well, because I'm a liar. It's about him being a liar Shit hitch Oh god Movie names that sound like swears Dirty dancing That's the first result Yeah

Thank you Doesn't really sound like one Oh this is movie titles Oh this is actually a good list right here Okay movie titles that sound dirty but aren't Okay hit me It was some of these. So dirty dancing is the first one.

It does sound. It sounds dirty. It sounds like flirty dancing. Yeah, I guess it does. Or dirty fucking. Yeah, it does. If you can't, you're really far away, it might sound like that. Or fucking, or fucking dancing.

Fucking fuckers. Or fuckers. So the second one is Freddie got fingered, which I think is, is dirty. That is dirty. Yeah, that's clearly dirty. That's about getting fingered. Yeah. By Freddie.

Or no, the father. Freddie got fingered. Yeah. It's not fingered by Freddy. That's the same. sequel. Fingered by Freddy could be a good movie. So the third one is shitty, shitty,

bang, bang. It sounds like shitty, shitty, shitty like having sex with poop. Shitty, bong. Shitty, shitting the witching hour. Oh, I was thinking like... Shitty, shitty bitch maid. That sounds like to me.

No, that's... You're inventing a YG song or something. Okay, oh, we got snatch. Oh, we got snatch. You know what? I feel like shit. is the crossover sequel.

That's like the AVP of Snatch and Hitch. Let's make a movie called. Snatch versus Hitch. Shid Jace and Statham meeting Will Smith. I know what you are.

Your Shid. Your Shid hit. Their first names are both Shid. Yeah. And they... You're also named Shid. Well, it's a family name.

Let's read a... It's British. They both sound the same. It's Will Smith with Jason Statham's voice and Jason Statham with Will Smith. voice and they're talking to each other like your name shed let's make a studio comedy called

butt fuckers yeah okay or we we have found a snatch on the floor we found a butt and fuck we found a snatch on the floor we cream pie to snatch cream oh cream is a cream pie is a that's a great kind of starting point for a dirty movie name oh yeah cream pie like the cream pie chronicles a fantasy movie American Pie American Pie American Pie American Pie

They're at the gates They're at the gates King Green Pie Oh it's a medieval fantasy Yes Well okay What else is a What the fuck are you talking about man

A fantasy movie Sci-fi fantasy Shut up too That's a What do you mean That's sci-fi And fantasy Yeah they're not

I said a fantasy movie Like the EWalk movie, that's a sci-fi fantasy. No, what you're thinking of is the section at the video store where they put both the sci-fi and the fantasy movies, and it says sci-fi fantasy. In that movie, there's a witch and a spaceship. That means it's sci-fi. It is sci-fi. The sci-fi-trumpers-elmits. Sci-fi-trump's fantasy.

I-motherfucking sleep tight. And anyway, I just said fantasy. Sleep tight. That's all I'll say. The Cream Pie Chronicles will not be science fiction in any way. No. No, there's no science fiction. fiction involved in the cream pie chronicles this is high fantasy okay middle ages flowing

hair all right women's uh holes it's an adaptation of the wheel of time dripping with magical potion like your highness no it's not funny okay it's not funny but it's called the cream pie chronicles but it's not but it's here here it's spelled k r e m p y apostrophe Crimpy. Yeah, crimpy. It's pronounced cream pie. In all of the interviews, we're like, no, it's actually a cream pie. Oh, wait, no, I got it. No, no, no.

It's like Twilight or Underworld Awakening, and it's called the cream pyres. That's good. Oh, okay, but it's... Like, they're vampires. Oh, it sounds like cream pyres. Count cream. Count cream, Yula. Count cream.

Yeah, so it's the cream pires. But where does the pie come from? Never invite a cream pyre in. They can't come inside unless you invite them in. And Count Cream meets the Duchess of Pie. Yeah, that could happen. And they fall in love, even though he's a vampire. I was imagining more of a movie about violence and scaryness.

What do you mean a movie about violence? A history of cream pies, you can call it that. Like a history of violence, but it's called the History of Cream Pies. Yeah, that's good. You're kind of losing me on this. Or maybe a movie that sounds like it's a history movie. movie, but it's not. Cream pies of

cream pies. Like a brief history of the Revolutionary War, but it's actually about college kids partying. It's called the brief history of the Revolutionary War, and then the whole movie is like,

do we get a cream pie before the summer end? This is exactly what it is. It's the opposite of Meet the Fuckers, where the movie sounds like it's dry. You get to sneak into this movie. You say, yeah, dad, I'm going to go see a movie, and he says, what are you seeing?

I'm seeing a brief history of the revolution It's like, good on you. I've always said you should learn more briefly about the Revolutionary War. We need a movie version of like the fake Panko breadcrumbs that you hide weed in. Uh-huh. Yeah. Or the Flash game when you switch it, you can switch it to look like Microsoft Word. Yes, exactly.

We need a movie that's called the most boring history of... Or just like a name that sounds artistic. Yes. The Winter's sad... Wait, here's an idea. Hold on. Winter's sad emotion. Let me pull up Google Translate real quick.

Yeah. Yeah. But then, and it shows the title card comes up, it's like, it's like snow falling, kind of cursive, winter, sad, emotion. And then records. Just in case your dad stays for a second. The screen shatters, falls down, red exploding letters. It's the real, the real title, the first time I sucked dick. And it's about that. The year was 2000. The year was 2019. Okay, here's the title of the movie. Deson, with dudes. Savon-Bus. That means boobs with soap on them.

Well, but then they would know. It literally doesn't work in France. Yeah, it doesn't work in France. Then you call it in France, boobs with soap on them. Honestly, in France, though, boobs would be the boringest thing

of all time. That's true. Okay. They see that all right there. Let's try. Film de tart a la creme. Hey, man, what does that mean?

What does that mean? Tart a la creme. Tart a la crem. I mean, that's it right. The tart al-de-la-Crem Chronicles. Tart? Yeah. De Tart la crem.

The tart a la crem chronicles. Yeah. Or one more for good measure. Okay. What do you got? Okay. It's a long one. It's a long measure.

Yeah. What is it? You're measuring with a long. Doesn't work. A long measuring. Penis Avec du Caca Duce That means a penis with poop on it

Oh Do caca Yeah They say caca for poop over there And I really It really makes me Dislike the French Is caca really a French word?

Yeah, caca I didn't know that Yeah I guess Well they also What are they called Tirds birds over there Saying caca all the time

Come on now Yeah there's a real possibility They could call their bird They're called poop's birds They could call their bird I'm gonna go take the bird out That means you're pooping Take the bird out

Put my bird back in the cage I'm gonna take my poop out Is that mean you put the poop back in your ass No you put it in the cage is the toilet But you said back in the cage Yeah take the bird You're holding the bird inside of you But where did you get the bird

From eating food Okay but that's not a bird then Okay, then what is it? That's my question to you that I'm giving you. I said that it's a bird in a... You said put the bird back in the kid. I mean, the problem is just a word back here. It's just kind of like the poop is starting in the toilet.

Imagine if that was one of the like, one of the like idioms or whatever for like taking a shit caught on and then that just ruins that Maya Angelou poem. It's like forever. It's like, everyone's like, yeah, this lady's writing poems about taking a shit on the time. Is she alive? No, she died a long time. She's passed. She's deeply passed.

She was my favorite writer. She's resting. She died in 2014. I've seen to it. You've traveled, like the tomb of the unknown soldier. And I've, I've watched. I've made sure of who's living large and I've sent some down below.

What does that be? You've killed people? You've killed her? No, she was dead. I was watching over her. When others, not her, but some who misbehave up there, I will send them below.

Heaven, people in heaven who misbehave, you will send them down below. Down below. Why are you being so... You can't say this stuff right. It's just straight out. Why is that? It's dangerous.

Like, somebody will hear me and do something to me? Somebody will hear you. That does sound scary. And also, I just don't like that word. H.E. Double Hockey sticks? Yeah, that is a point. Yeah. You don't like hell?

Because that is a word. It sounds bad. People say that all the time. They say, like, what the hell, what the hell, oh, hell, oh, bloody hell. Hell to you. What the hell? Hell, hell you, hell this. Do you guys ever just sit and think about what you're the fuck you're saying?

No. Because that is a pretty horrible place. I just thought of another movie that sounds dirty. Another movie title that sounds dirty. Numb nuts the movie. Holes. Sounds like hells. Yeah.

It does. It does. It does. Multiple terrible places of torture. Jackass sounds like a guy's named Jack's ass. Yeah. And don't even get me started on Jackass, too, of them. Yeah.

Two jacks with an ass with their asses out. Okay, guys, what was the name of this episode again? Okay, so basically we decided that we're going to design the perfect system. This is something that, you know, we're trying to play with the format of the show a little bit. Yeah. And we decided that this is a... This is our idea for today's episode. The idea for the episode today is the Simpson System.

Symptom Symposium, yeah. And whatever that means, we're going to find it with you. The prompt is to design the perfect Simpson, and then that turned, and then we also are going to design the perfect system. And likewise, I guess, for a symptom. I think we actually started with the perfect system. That was the original idea for the episode.

Yeah, we were going to design the perfect system. No, it was, no, Patrick said design the perfect symptom, and then I was not paying attention and repeated it out loud. I said system by accident I definitely said Simpson I know that's what I just said I said symptom No I said Simpson

Which one do we want to start out of that? Now you're understanding how easy it is to get these mixed up Which one should be sure with I'm always saying in my Roku remote Turn on the symptoms The symptoms I want to watch the symptoms

Wait that would be such a fucking mind-blowing if Dude if Banksy made cartoons. Yeah. It's called The System, right? It plays that The System.

And then it's a couch gag Yeah. Where it shows you Shows everybody just going to work and they're completely normal. Oh, I actually have Billionaires pulling them on strings.

Oh yeah, exactly, yeah. I love strings. Yes. I thought of a, I thought of actually an idea for something about the Perfect Simpson. Okay. About just,

and just for one part of it, just about, their hair talk to me so I was thinking about how the symptoms or the systems this whole family they don't have

their hair is all different they all have very different hair and in real life you don't see that hair is based on genetics yeah right it's not going to simply be one everyone has all willy-nilly different types of hair

so I think what needs to happen the guy from the system It needs to become, we need to figure out a way to get their hair to be similar. And what I thought of, and maybe I could draw it in Microsoft Paint, but basically, if I can describe it here, think of Homer's style. Okay, first two. Hair-wise? Yeah, two arches. Now, let's take those arches, let's make them taller, and let's make them blue.

but stand alone then we take them and we squiggle them like Lisa and Maggie and then at the top a few spikes bark spikes

so it's two pieces of hair forming like an outline like a cookie cutter so is it two hairs for each Simpson two all the Simpsons will have this hair they have the same hair because it's a combination of every Simpson. It's the whole genetic family. Do you ever get pissed off when people talk about

like other characters in the Simpsons and call them Simpsons? Yeah, because they're not Simpsons. Yeah, they're not a Simpsons. That's the thing we have to remember to when we were designing a perfect Simpson. Yeah, they're a Springfieldian. It's a Springfieldian.

It's a human more than anything. It's a Flander. They're a fucking NPC. Yes, their NPCs say this kind of shit to me all the time. They're an NSC. What's that? On Simpsonable characters

Okay, so the hair is down pat We can start Pat Me? The hair is down Pat I go by Patrick So Not always

No not always I always go by it That is not true I'll respond to it Pat I'll respond to it But Pat is a Oh okay alright

We have Pat is a MS paints coming out Pat is a gender neutral one Yeah Well that's where the character comes from Yeah it's true

It's Pat okay we have the yellow head let's talk about what else we have all right so I'm seeing the spikes yep the spikes and the oh so two spikes on each side you did do the wrong color though yeah

gonna be honest what's the wrong color you did it in black and it's supposed to be blue no no no you guys aren't understanding okay don't tell me oh wait blue all around we gotta close us off

no I see now you understand it's not working but okay that makes sense to me so it's like kind of a chainsaw chain of blue all the way around during my sleep last night or before i was sleeping you're thinking about a simpson that's this was just popping into my head i was kind of vision envisioning this honestly you did a good job with the simpson's spikes it looks like season one marge hair this does look like a simpson to me and i haven't really seen the show that much. How do I rotate? Can I even rotate? Right click. And then click flip.

Okay, that's too much. Whoa. See, yeah, there we go. Okay, so that's a bunny. That has become a bunny. Well, oh, that's interesting because the Simpsons started, or one of Matt Grannings's first comics, Life is Hell. So we've just actually probably reverse engineered Matt Graney's entire process. The actual creation of the Simpsons. And originally it was probably called the system. Okay, so that's a system for the Simpsons. Okay, that's true. Okay, so this is the perfect system is the one that results in the Simpsons.

Okay, let's move to the face. Let's move on, yes. So the big question I would say here in the face of a Simpson is the mouth. The mouth is a real point of contention because... We have a Homer mouth is one type of classic mouth. Yeah, the Homer mouth, but you see this rarely. this is a rare mouth. Yeah.

And then, uh, so is there a way that, is there a way that we can combine his mouth with the mouths of the other? I guess they all kind of have the same mouth. They, so everyone has the same mouth except for Homer and Maggie, whose mouth is red.

A passifier. So you want to do something that is a combination of, so maybe, hmm, maybe we just go with three mouths. Okay. Yeah, I was going to say maybe what if we just go half red? Okay.

Half brown for a combination of Homer and Maggie. So the top of his mouth is red. Well, it looks like the side of his mouth. It's kind of like he put on a half of lipstick. And we have to figure out how to get some yellow in here too, I guess. The yellow is on the face. Yeah, I guess it's the yellow on the face. Also, it's the perfect Simpson.

So we're doing the parts that we like. If we don't like the fact that Marge and Lisa and Bart all have the same mouth, we don't have to use that mouth. yeah well they all have the same eyes i mean that's yeah so i'm just throwing down the eyes here i'm not gonna fight anybody should i do one eye with eyelashes and one without yes this is looking sponge bobby in to me well that's you're just saying that because of the eyes yeah well this but the placement of the eye no this is not yeah this is kind of looking more sponge bobby in no it's not looking sponge bobby it's cartoon eyes let's let's i gotta look at a simpson real quick i gotta look at a

I gotta look at a simpson I'm always saying that okay so the eyes are way bigger and they skew more towards the side of the face so I guess you can just lasu them and move them

you're telling me to move them apart pat move the eyes move both of the eyes to the right we're also redesigning here this is the perfect Simpson I'm sorry but the Simpsons have left leaning eyes I'm not I'm not going by what the Simpsons are actually like so in fact

I'm gonna Zag here Do you see what you did here, Pat? You made one of the eyes giant. That's not giant. That's more accurate. We're not trying to be accurate. We're trying to go perfect, which is why I'm giving them larger eyes on the side of their head to avoid predators. Okay, true.

Okay. Who are the predators in the Simpsons world? Snake. Snake? The guy with one arm, I think. Moe is one. Sideshow Bob. Side Show Bob is definitely a predator.

So this is better for Bob identifying. Yeah. And you know what? Now that I'm thinking about the Simpsons defending themselves, I'm going to throw in a couple fangs. Mm-hmm. The fan, okay, but where do we see fangs in the world of the Simpsons? Oh, and Simpsons?

I'll take Dracula. That's enough. And should we just leave the mouth over here to the side? No, it's got to go, it's got to go, like, basically dead in the middle of the eyes under the nose. Yeah. There we go. Okay, so this is honestly the cutest thing I've never. Yeah, this is too cute to be an Apex Predator.

No, he's not an Apex Predator. It's a Simpsons. Side Show Bob is the Apex Predator of the Simpson. And let's go ahead and give it a head. Okay. It really has become a bunny. Yeah. We'll have to counteract that in the body, I think. You're a good drawer.

Try my best. You should work on the Simpsons. Now, this is looking a lot more like a Simpson to me. It does. The yellow really helps with creating. The creation of a Simpson. Let's go ahead. You're going to bring this head up, and we're going to go body. Okay.

So, when it, the head is done. The head is done. What about, what about one half feminine? So directly down the middle, one half femme, one half mask. What do you? So we have one side with one breast.

The other side flat is a, But we already used this concept once on the lips and the mouth. Yeah, but I mean, why stop at the lips? Because I just don't want the whole thing to just be like a... What about a long neck? Like a giraffe. A long neck like a giraffe. Because that helps everybody.

Here's who it helps. Helps Homer swallow beer and donuts. Yes, true. Helps Marge see and make sure that her children are not misbehaving. Helps Lisa look into her books to study harder. And Bart can trip people with it as a parent. banker's neck, as some people call the neck and the animal milk. Yeah.

Yeah. Which, as we mentioned earlier, that's really beneficial because you can only, once you die, once you die, you can't have any more milk. So it's good to make sure. You need to get as much as you can while you're alive. So I'm just going to go ahead and finish off this neck here. Yeah, just finish the neck. I think that I'm almost tempted to stop there.

Yeah, I know. And just decide that the neck is the entire body. but nevertheless we need legs we will be finishing this simpson yeah we need legs no we need a body yeah we need a body with arms i like the neck you know can you do a little adam's apple uh in reference to the redneck guy perfect that's excuse me cletis that is not a simpson that's a oh yeah you're that's a good that's true but we're already doing we're already taking oh my god wait no i know what the neck needs what i remember you were saying could justify the fangs for me?

Oh, Marge's pearls. No, well, no, it's, it's, no. No, it's not Marge's pearls. It's like a Dracula bat bite. Oh, well, can we put Marge's pearls? I think it would look beautiful. Yeah, we can put those.

I'll put those at the bottom of the neck. Thank you. Okay, so this is so far, I mean, is, does there a website to... Are the pearls red? Does Matt Graning have a... Or wait, no, who is, at least has a red. No, no, she has red pearls.

Marge has red pearls. Okay. Mm-hmm. Oh, is there, are you asking if there is a website to send this to Matt Grainning? Yeah, or just, does anybody know anybody who works at The Simpsons? Um, ooh, writing, or animation. Who should I say, so the Simpsons animators, the Simpsons animators. Does somebody know, maybe some like legacy writers, maybe somebody listening knows, uh, Swartzwelder?

Oh yeah, that would be good You could maybe write an episode about this Here's what I'm realizing though The Simpsons, we said like Okay, let's keep this just to the Simpsons The person that is a Simpson That is off forgotten about Is Grandpa Simpson

That's true Abe Simpson and also Santa's Little Helper We could put some dog elements into this Let's give our Simpson a tail Yeah And this looks like maybe They have their butt on the front well yeah that's just for that's just for ease of access to the toilet to the toilet because it'd be

easier if you could make it a little more obvious and it's like peeing it would be easier you didn't have to you don't have to sit down anymore then you can see where you where you wipe and you wouldn't know ahead and yellow that up for me so that we can add some clothes and you would always know if you have a little bit of poop over and and also this is a little bit too yellow this is nice this is nice because it it doesn't force us into drawing genitalia on this Simpson. I mean, there is genitalia. I think R. Simpson doesn't even need genitalia. What are you going to use, what

is this thing going to use fucking genitalia for? Reproduction. It has a butt. Nobody this thing is not going to reprehend You don't think so? With who? Me? I don't know. Professor Fink.

His name's Frank. Frank. Frank. Sorry. Okay. So. I must have a Mandela effect going on. We're pretty much, right at the finish line here i'd like to decide on some clothes yeah white t-shirt okay so you're drawing wings talk talk me through the wings so these will help it fly it's gonna have a hard time flying yeah well that's a good point but i'm wondering if we're sticking to the world of the simpsons where well you just made him yellow how was he's gonna reach

all the different parts of the world of the simpsons with his long back wings well that's only i mean what this is only what 10 feet tall this neck Yeah, that's true. Oh, put a ruler next to it so we know how big it is. For scale, that's a good point. Yeah, that's a really good idea. There you go. We're just going to put a nice ruler there, and if you wouldn't mind labeling that with, you know, pick whatever.

You know what? Just get a JPEG of a ruler. Can you tell me what that says? It's a little small. One inch. So that's, that feels a little bit on the small side for a simple. yeah you think that's too small i mean i'm trying to put a couple zeros next to the one trying to think of a single simpson one incu is what i'm reading that as no those are zeros these are

zeros okay i'm maybe put one zero before the one and then one zero after the one one hundred inches 100 inch yeah that's for good height right how yeah let's that like Eight feet tall? I think that that's, yeah, eight foot three. That's a good height for this thing, right? Yeah. That does, that makes me feel like the wings are stupid, though. Okay, you don't like the wings.

Then what can we do? I have an idea of what to do with the wings. What? I'll remove the wings and give him a basketball, and he's the town's a basketball player. We're going to take the wings off. And we're going to turn them. More arms

Okay That somehow feels worse than the wings Four arms Is not a bad idea For a Simpson to have I guess it does combine Because they have

Four arms Between all the Simpsons Yeah So it just makes sense In that way All right Do any of them have bracelets

Hold on Maybe we could put Let's get into the basic clothes Before we add more jewelry Yeah let's get into the clothes Here Anything on top

Clothing Well, it depends. Where are they? What? Where are they? What would they get dressed? They're at home. They're at home. They're at, uh, the Simpson's home? Let's go with a yellow t-shirt and yellow pants. Okay. Sounds good.

Now, what I'm looking here, actually, what about a double pant where it's just one leg on one side and one on the other? Oh, I like that. Like you put on them individually. you can mix and match? Yeah. Okay. And then... And you know what? We can even do two different.

So this is like, here, we'll do two different tones of gene. They're wearing two different types of gene. Wow. At the same time. It's pretty neat. Double denim split down the middle. Yeah. I mean, I feel like this is done.

I feel like the perfect Simpson is in the bag. We just have system and symptom next. Yeah, I think this is pretty good. All right. Good work on Simpson. Just go ahead and give it a background. Oh, we need to name him, I guess. Yeah, that's true.

Okay. So, well, we should probably just combine all the names of the other ones, I would think. So, Mart. Bar home. Bar home. Bar home. Bar home Simpson. Bar home with an accent mark on the E.

Bar home. Bar home. Because it's both of the men of the Simpsons. Yeah. Combine. I'm struggling. Middle name. Maggeisa.

Marguisa. Barhole Margeisa. It's a really good name. Okay. All right. Cool. Hey, good work, Cam. Thank you for working on this.

Bar home Marguisa. Okay. I mean, I can't wait to see what this guy's getting into with that amazing family yeah yeah that's just good for I've never seen anything like that does he need ears oh yeah let me just throw on some ears really yeah just while we're crazy okay looks a little big nice tasteful all right so I'm just going to go ahead and save this mm-hmm I think we can call this done yeah that one's done all right so that's the perfect simpson that's the perfect simpson that's I mean that's easy

so now we are tasked with coming up with the perfect system after that that was kind of a you know I'm not sure how well that warmed us up no that kind of felt like an uphill battle that was a marathon I thought that the Simpson was going to be a layup and then we were going to get to the system and the symptom and be like

oh if this is fucking hard but actually that was quite difficult my butt just hurts so bad when I'm moved to my chair. I was just sinking so deeply into my chair to focus so hard on home Margisa. You guys don't even understand the pain I just felt. That was almost symptomatic. What just happened to you? When you think about it. Symptom. Should we, maybe we should start with symptom. Yeah. Ow. My butt hurts. I really did something to my butt. You really locked the fuck in for bar home marguisa. Locked in symptom. Okay. So what symptoms do we know of?

but hurting the perfect symptom would be a symptom that as soon as you have it you know like like a cough always indicates a cold right so that's the perfect symptom a symptom yeah a symptom that

that isn't a symptom of anything yet so that when you get it you know exactly what's going on maybe so yeah you get a cough which was why cold do I have which was why COVID was so confusing exactly it had imperfect symptoms but it also had a tickle in the throat was the one that they were always saying

The loss of smell. That was a new one. That was actually the perfect symptom. But the flu changes your sense of taste already. That's true. So it was kind of copying the flu. What about a... Okay, here's a good symptom.

I want to throw out a symptom right here. Okay. That is not a symptom of anything yet. Saying, my name is Bar-Home Marguisa. Okay. So you say that and you know. So what that could be... Having a cold does not make you say...

that just that's true but you what wait what if it's how about this what if it's like a heat activated ink and you have like a rash that appears on your leg and when you scratch it it says bar home margisa what if you have it's like a rash that's activated by bar home margisa no bar you get a rash when you look at bar home an allergy to bar home margisa and what would the perfect symptom would that be can you imagine being allergic to a character on a TV show finding out you're allergic they introduce a new character on a show you're at fuck I can't

want anaphylactic shock die there's one care of Barham Marguisa keeps showing up in different shows and every time they have a guest episode of Barham Margeisa you're like you can't watch it fuck would you be allergic to the commercials as well yeah you got to be

allergic to the commercials with the character on it or only when it's on TV I think that looking at or hearing the character causes the allergy. I see. Yeah, do you think it would be, do you think it would be

the movement of the character that would make you allergic to them? I think it's the image or the sound. The image of it, okay. So not even, Pat, right now, real quick, we have to go back to the Simpson. Okay, right now, this very second, I need you to look at this

and you need to just write off the dome, give me what is this, what is the voice? Okay. Okay. Go. Ah. Okay, so that's the voice. An opera singing Simpson, Bar home Marguisa.

My name is Barham Marguza. Wait, and that's how we intro him is, okay, here's the Simpsons episode, okay? He joins the theme song? It starts, right? The Simpsons featuring Barham Marguisa. And he flies around like at the beginning of the Simpsons movie. Well, he doesn't have wings anymore. Yeah, he doesn't have wings.

He didn't make me take the wings off. Okay, he climbs with his forearms like a monkey. Okay. Hello, it's my home. Or we don't even, we don't even reveal him until the couch gag. Yeah. He runs it at the end and he extends the song by singing. I think we go further.

I think that Marge gets a letter in the mail that says, I am a family member of you. Come see my performance. Yeah. And she's like, homie, we got to go see your new cousin at the playhouse. He's not my cousin. He's the perfect family member. Oh, my God. He's the perfect family member.

family member and we see the curtains open. It's opening night. Everybody's dressed up and like it's the great Gatsby. The curtains open and we see a dark outline of Barham-Margisa. And then we hear his angelic voice. Hit me with it, Pat. Hello, it's Bar-Home.

And the entire, the entire musical that he's performing is about him joining the Simpsons family. This is making me cry, just imagining it's like a fucking creepy pasta, a Simpsons episode that starts with a Marge getting a letter that says, Come see my performance.

I am Bar-Home Marguisa. Your perfect new family. The perfect addition to your family. Come see my performance. Bar-Home Marguisa. Sincerely, Bar-Home Margeisa. Who's Bar-home Marguisa? Oh, me, who is this?

Marge, I don't know who this is. But he's the perfect fit. He's Bar-Home Mar-Margisa. He's Bar-Home Mar-Margeisa. Yeah, a creepypast is like, like, who remembers Bar-Home Mar-Margeisa? I've been asking people if they remember Bar Home, Margeisa. Remember his episode? He sang along with the theme song?

Yeah, he sang along with the theme song in perfect operatic vocals. That is some fake Simpson thing. And then also the episode ends after they finish watching his performance. It says dedicated to Conan O'Brien. Yeah. Well, here's the sad part about Bar Home. And he's not dead. What's the sad part about Bar Home?

His voice actor died after the one episode they recorded with him. Yeah. He was supposed to be a series regular. and then he passed on. No wonder the character is so haunted that it gives me a rash whenever it. He hit the note. The note was too high and it killed him. Yeah.

And then that's why it gives kids rashes. I thought, you know, they didn't release that. They didn't release that information publicly. So when I saw that short episode, I just assumed they wanted to kind of ease people into the new character. We don't need a whole episode right off the bat with this new character. You'll be getting more of him. But let's just do like, you know, a three minute, four minute episode.

this week just to get things rolling introduce the audience to Barham Marguisa. He'll be seeing him a lot more. He's got to pretty soon he'll be the only character left in the house. And also apparently in Japan they forgot to put the warning for Bar Home Margeisa allergies and a bunch of kids died. A hundred kids died.

A hundred kids died of them. A hundred kids got rashes and died from scratching the rash. Yes, they scratched their entire bodies off. Yeah. And that was called the itchy and scratchy incident. Yes. And that's where they had the idea for itchee. We're also going to be combining itchy and scratchy into a guy named Scratchy. A guy named Scratchie.

And he's a guy. Scrochichi. Screechichi. Screechachi. Screechachi. And he's a guy because a mouse and a chachi. If you combine a mouse and a cat, you're getting close to the point of being humanoid. That's true.

This is the perfect 80s character, not to get sidetracked, but screechachi. So you got Chachi from Happy Days and Screech. Combine them, all the cool of Chachi, but all the dorkiness of Screech. It was perfect 80s character. Wow. We finally did it. What's the perfect character for every decade of the 20th century? Okay, 90s got to be, I mean, Barho Marguisa's 90s, we did that one.

It would be Bart Cobain. Bart Cobain's really good. I was going to try to get Neo, the Matrix, in there. Well, I would have considered that more the early aughts. You would, even though it came out in 1994, or when was that? 99 it came out. Really? Yeah.

I'm thinking Bart Cobain. So then we have Screechatchi. Screechachi. And then the 70s, obviously, it's going to be Jimmy J.J. Walker, the guy that says Dynomite. I mean, that's just a perfect catch for him. That guy's awesome. Who else was in the 70s?

Jimmy Hendrix, man. Jimmy Hendricks was not in the 70s. Okay. Well, we'll get back to him. Jimmy, J.J. Walker and Mr. Furley. Who's that? No, he was in the 60s. We'll get to him when we get to the 60s.

60s. We'll get Charles Manson. When we get to the 60s. Yeah, 1969. That's, come on, man. If you're going to give the Matrix to the 2000s, then give Charles Manson is the 60s. He's famously the 60s.

That's why it was called the swinging 60s, because he was swinging those knives around. Is that what you think he did? Yeah. He was like a ninja. Yeah. All right, the 70s, I can't think of anybody. The 60s.

It's got to be. Don Knott's is Mr. Furley on three's company. Okay. So you do it. Combine it. And then the, um, Alan Alda and MASH the scene where he's crying. So we get the two ends of the spectrum here. Because that's the thing. It's got to be a merger of two ends of the spectrum. Alan Alderly.

Alan Alderly. I'm all d'urly. Alan Alda Falda. What's his name? What's Alan Alda's name on Mash? I don't know. Potatoes. I don't think his name. Potatoes. Yo!

Wait, this is kind of a cross decade. Or maybe these are both in the same decade, actually. Now that I think about it, but Smosh and Mash. Smosh and Mash would be good. Okay. Smosh started in the 70s. Hock Furla. It did.

He could be called. Hock Fuhrla. So now you're combining Hock Tua. No, this is Hock Guy and Mr. Furley. Well, the 20-20s combination, got to be Hactua. Hock Tua and who? Donald Tua. Or does she stand alone?

Hock Tua and the Yodeling kid. Jelly Tua. Mason Ramsey. Was the Yodeling kid the 2020s? No. That was the one of 2017. Well, we're going to combine him with someone. The 2010s.

The Yodeling Walmart Kid and... No, that's the beginning of the combination's name. Yeah, the Yodeling Kardashian. Okay. perfect already right off the bat in the 60s we have jimmy hendricks charles mansion we have

Jarl jarmy Charmy Charmy Manstricks Mm-hmm Chermy Manstricks Churney Mindricks That's good Then in the 50s what happened in the 50s

Leave it to Beaver The 50s Beaver RV Oswald. That's the 60s. No, that's the 60s. Why didn't we do the JFK?

Who's in the 50s? Nobody was around in the 50s yet. It's kind of a nothing decade. I'm trying to think of a TV character from the 50s. I know Beaver Cleaver. Beaver. Beaver Serling.

That basically can already be a combination. Who the fuck is Beaver Cleaver? I know Beaver Cleaver. You don't know. I said that. I said that. His last name was Cleaver. Yeah, beaver cleaver.

Should I call it Leave it to Cleaver. Yeah, that's way for it. His father's name was Ward. Another name that sounds dirty, we're looping back around. Leave it to beaver. Yeah, true.

I almost thought when I first saw that show, I thought it was called Leave It Inside of Her Beaver. Why don't we make a show called Leave It in the Beaver? Leave it in the Beaver don't move. Is it a copyright issue? Is it? It's the point being that that would be, people would get confused. This is a show for Mormon youth called Leave It in the Beaver Don't Move.

No, they don't do the Beaver. It's about soaking. They don't put, they put it in the rear end. No, they put it in there and they don't move. If they soak, then they do the beaver. Yeah, that's doing, the soaking thing is so fake. I don't believe that. No, it's true.

Soaking is not true. It's true. The bottom is right there. No. The bottom is. I think that they do the, so. Ask any Mormon, ask any Mormon, they know someone that, if you, ask somebody that went to BYU, my wife has been watching a show about all these Mormons.

About soaking? Young Mormon influencers. Yeah. And I've seen all types of information. Is it the Mormon influencers that ended up being swingers on the low? Yeah, I think so, yes. And they were making dancing videos while their baby died or didn't die. What the fuck?

Or when their baby got better, they made a video. They're making dancing videos when their baby died? People are horrible. This was, I don't even know what the thing. I think I got this information second. from my wife. I think it sounds right. I think it sounds right.

That sounds about like something that like... Oh man. But yeah, they're an interesting bunch. Yeah. That is so funny. Fuck. I'm getting... Guys, we're forgetting about the system.

We're getting sidetracked. We're getting sidetracked. We're creating the perfect Simpsons for every decade outside of the Simpsons. The perfect system God I'm so tired It's me

It's my video gaming entertainment system Yeah I mean I would think Nintendo Perfect system Kind of Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo is not put out a perfect system In a long time

Now we're getting into Subjectivity No Nintendo 300 Which is a symptom of opinion You guys aren't rocking with this idea What do you say? Nintendo 300 DS That's good

300 dimensions That's the switch where you turn it on, you just instantly go insane. You just vaporized. Yeah. We're playing Mario versus Rabbit's Kingdom Battle. And you accidentally, your thumb brushes the switch by accident. You just explode.

Put the slider. It's like a dimmer switch. You put it all the way to 300 dimensions. You're trying to change up in 3D. You just over, you overshoot, you go to like 5D by accident, just see your own death on the screen. That's a,

pretty good idea. Okay, so let's go 300 DS for the system. Okay. And then let's finish off with symptom. So I thought it was an allergy to Bober. What was his name? Oh. His name was not Bober. I said Bober. Bar home. Wait, I got her. Bar home. Bartholm. Wait, I got bar home. Barham Marguisa. He sounds like an opera singer. And this will be, like a fucking novel from the 1800s of him. Bar home. And then they went and saw the great singer Barham Marguisa. Barham Marguisa. Barham Marguisa. Do you guys find anything good on the Simpsons website we were supposed to talk about? I didn't even think we were talking about that website. I thought we were designing.

Oh, okay. I guess that's the episode. We're at an hour of 14 or something. That's a good place to end it. Yeah, I got to go to bed soon. Yeah, I'm deeply tired. All of the people, there's a bunch of posts on there about Moimar Gaddafi dying on the Simpsons Forum. So if you want to check that out, he sounds like he could be related to Barrow.

Maybe next episode. we go through this forum and we show them bar home margisa or we we let's put that's kind of yeah that can be like a side project let's make an account right now and then we'll post bar home margisa and say this is our own original character further i would love if anybody's listening here to maybe not even not post the picture not make it obvious but just get in there be like anybody's seen the bar home margisa episode yet what are you thinking act like it's new not on podcast about Don't say anything about us. Don't mention this. Say it. Have anyone caught the new the Simpsons episode? Don't do it like a creepy posse and say that like, oh, oh, it's old.

No, just ask them what they think about Barham. Ask them what they thought of Barham. Start out with a start out with reply to somebody. Be like, yeah, I did think that that season 40 episode actually had one good moment at the 37 hour mark. Yes. But by the way, yeah, they do long as episodes. They're going to be short once Barham shows up. Yeah, because they're going to want to get them off the screen. By the way, what do you guys think of Barham? home. Don't even say Margeisa yet. Just say bar home. Or even B. Margeisa. The great singer B. Marguisa.

I'm sorry. Are you confusing? What did you guys think about the episode where Margeese goes to see B. Margeisa, the great singer? The perfect family member. He's the perfect member of the family, yeah. All right, guys. I am doing a show this Friday in Los Angeles at the Yard Theater.

it's called Bug House Go check it that out All those tickets Let's hear this lineup Caleb Let's hear who else is on the show In case they Let's entice these people

To go to the show Yes Yes Dude you're so fucking good At coaching me on this shit man I'm so good at promoting shows Speaking of We will be in

In the middle of mine Well you're looking Oh I thought you were about to promote Your own show No Caleb Pitts Nate Verone Mary Spadero

and Eric Rayhill. And Gus Viveros. He's been on the show before. And Ben Ziper. And we will be, us three, if you want to see all three of us. Yep. And you live in the Pacific Northwest. The pathetic Northwest.

The pathetic Northwest. If you live in Seattle, Washington, or if you live in Portland, Oregon, in Seattle, we'll be at the Vera Project, All Ages Show. If you live in Portland, we're in, We'll be at Polaris Hall. With adults only doing the midnight hour. Adults only stuff. And maybe we'll get their Polaris sponsorship and maybe we'll rent a slingshot.

I don't know. They could be sponsored by Polaris, the car company. Could be the same company. We don't know. And it might be since those cars, you'd have to be 21 to drive a car. Uh-huh. True. That's probably why they have a 21 plus at this venue.

To rent a Polaris Slingshot. That'd be so cool to come out on stage in a Polaris Slingshot. You probably could They're pretty small Oh my god We need that All right Have to go to bed

Goodbye everybody Just leave it on and go to sleep Would you guys watch me? We'll do it We'll do a nine hour episode All right I'll fucking do it You just sleep

And me and Pat We'll turn off our cameras and leave Let's see Let's see what's trending On Twitter right now Jubio made this beat you Fucking stupid disgusting Disgusting

Yeah It's like so cold In a way that's more or it can't be or I don't it's like I would prefer it to be more whatever the opposite of that is to take a step back over the line back to the other side backwards from cold whatever that would be warm or warmer yeah but again if it's too warm yeah if it's too warm it becomes some other thing that's like twice

like two times the warm they put in like fire cubes well I do assume for the fire cubes at the yeah machine you got to get the fire I guess I can give you less soda. You know they just did that to sneak it in for the parents. Dude, dude. Trust me though, Mr. Pib with the fire tube. The tube?

Fire tube, excuse me? Or the fire tube, wait, what did you say the fire stick or the tube? You need to stop fucking zoning out. He said neither of those. Get off, get off grailed, bro. Not on grailed. What do you want? I'm literally, I have no tabs open.

Well, you've been zoning out. Can you describe the fire tube? I don't know what I said that could have possibly made you zone. out. I was being so lucid and interesting when I was talking. Surely nobody zoned out listening to that. Wait, Julio said the heat tubes or something? That's not true.

No, no, I'd like you to just reverse engineer this. What was the last thing that you heard before you decided to zone away? I heard the word fire tube. Before that. What were we talking about? Talking about ice being Reddit. Okay. That was a while ago.

All right, so in what form is ice commonly found? ice is formed in a cube oh fire tube no no oh we're talking fire tubes no that's no i've been right on the money the whole time no man we've always been talking fire tubes no we're not talking about fire cube fire cubes like ice cubes no it's called ice tubes