Podcast About List - Ep. 328 - The Mulligan Stew

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

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We're back. We're all three back in the room. We're really back. Can you feel this? You look so small on camera. Have you always looked this small on camera? To who? I don't know.

Look at him. Well, I think my chair is like, is really, is, I think whoever, whoever sat in this chair when I was away really wanted to seem big is my, my assessment of the situation. I don't think that's true at all. Because this chair is quite high up. It is quite high up. I don't think so.

My legs are kind of touching the bottom of the table. Well, I didn't touch that chair at all. You hover over it. You did touch it. I hovered over it. You didn't hover over it. Why would you do that? Are you scared of his germs or something?

Yeah, I'm scared of it. Is this my regular chair? I don't remember. Everything is so just... Everything's all touchy-turvy chain. No, okay, that can't be a regular chair because you just had a fall. If you're afraid to... If you're afraid to use something because you're afraid to break it,

you're not living your life to the fullest. That's one of one of one. That's one of Walter Middy's principles. That's not Walter White's principles. As I've gotten older. Was he the principal? Walter White, he's just a teacher. The principal was that hot lady.

And he went like, ah, I tried to lick her on the... He tried to lick the heel of her high heel. He said, I think that's a popsicle. He started licking her on her foot and licked up her leg. and then at some point she realized it wasn't just friendly and she stopped him.

It wasn't friendly to lick a leg. How far up can you lick somebody's leg before it becomes sexual? I think there's the ankle. You're a prude. Here's the thing.

Here's the thing. I think it's higher than the ankle. I think if you start at the ankle, I think that because people like feet. True. I think a foot, I think if you start at the foot,

it's already over. Okay, start at the ankle. Start at the ankle, Pat. Or you don't want to do. Start at the ankle. I've already said. Okay, let's, I've already said the ankle.

It's a simple experiment. You put your leg across the table. You put your leg across the table. He's got a leg long enough. You just see if it turns him on. It's going to turn him on. You don't know that it is. I don't want to do it.

It's 10 in the morning. I don't want to do this. This is the perfect time. This is the exact spot where you can lick and it immediately becomes sexual. Really. Disagree. I guess right here is a gray. I think that's where it starts to get less.

If you lick any part of the. this, it's sexual. The shin is not that sexual. Why you got black air forces? You don't fight? I fight. You don't fight? I do fight. No, you don't. I fight. There is a spot. There's a spot on the leg you can like and it's not sexual. There

has to be. I don't think so. There has to be. I think it's the direction of if you're vertical as well as the other person is vertical. If you're both vertical, that's sexual because that implies, that's implied kneeling in front of them. Yeah, that's like implied cunolingus. That's like about to happen.

But if you're vertical, if you're horizontal and you're licking, that's a weird, that's you're on a bed, that's you're pretending to be a dog. Are there vertical and you're horizontal? That could be sexual to some. You're on a bed if you're, if you're horizontal. You're lying on a bed and you lick somebody's shin top to bottom that's standing up. That's not sexual.

If you do it like this. So you, all you're given is a lamp. It's the speed. Yeah. So you can lick a leg as much as you want, but you have to do it really fast. As much as you want. You have to do it really fast. and still be friends.

And you have to go like, Blah, bladda, blah, the whole time you have to go. No, you have to go down. Oh, sorry.

And say, because they, I'm a puppy. I'm playing puppy right now. Here's why that's sex. Here's why going, going down is, different.

Going down. But going, going downward, licking downward on the leg is because maybe you start, you start to lick and they go, oh my God, this is sexual.

But then you're like, no, I'm moving down. They go, oh, yeah. What was I think? You're licking my knee. There's a quadrant of the leg

and, I think it's the calf. I don't think I've seen anyone sexualize a calf. It's got to be the shin. I feel like it's got to be the shin. Yeah. The calf is like, calf can be sexualized.

I'm going to be honest, because it's a muscle. I think the only part of my leg that I would find sexual if somebody licked it is the inner thigh. Yeah. I think somebody could lick all the way up the outside of my leg to my butt.

Yeah, that's the shell. And I wouldn't care. That's the shell of your leg. It's the shell like a crab. You wouldn't care. I mean, I would be,

if you did that, I would think it was funny. If you licked all the way up, because then at some point you're at my hip now if you go well i think okay here's the thing that i'm here's the wrinkle if we're in a situation where my tongue can you can like my wrinkle can touch the skin of your butt you're are you're already you're not wearing pants yeah already in a situation here but what am i taking off your pants to do this no no no are you wearing really really short shorts what if you and me are in the locker room and as a joke you lick from the

bottom of my heel all the way up to the back of my butt nowhere near my that's i think already in Yeah, that's not sexual. That's not sexual. That's male locker room play. Anthony Davis did this like 30 times in college and there's a bunch of videos. Well, that's funny because it's sexual. Yeah. No.

Yes, let's get to the heart of it. We want something that has no emotion attached to it. Somebody licked your leg and you were like, oh, whatever. A platonic. I'm not even, it's not even funny. If you lick my. A platonic leg licking is what we're looking for. Why is the leg so much more erogenous than the arm or the finger?

Because it's attached to the weiner and butt. The arm, because the leg is covered by pants. It's closer. Okay. There's an air of mystery to paints. Would you guys eat sushi off of my naked body? No. No.

But what if my thing, what am I? Not because I heard all the fish has red tide. That's why, though? Yeah. Because you have red tide. I don't have red tide. I don't have a fish disease. You have red tide.

What is red tide? It's like a, I think it's a bacterial infection that fish get in the ocean. It's a cool name, though. It is cool as fuck. I thought when I was a kid and they told me about red tide, I thought that the ocean was going to be red. Sometimes the ocean is red with, Mung.

Isn't it? Isn't that a race? There's a... H-M-O-N-G? No, M-U-N-G. Oh. Oh, M-U. Is that how you say it?

No, I thought he was... Never met one of these people. Mung. Red with Mung. Sometimes you go to the beach as a kid. It would be red with Mung. I've never seen this. What beach did you go to?

In Cape Cod. It would be red with Mung. Cahoon Hollow. He's speaking in Hawaiian now. Okay, chill. Let's stick to English here. Mung. Like a mung bean?

Yeah, spelled the same way. I don't know what the relationship with the bean is. What is Mung, though? It's a seaweed. Oh. A red seaweed that gets that fills the water completely where it's completely red and cladded. Well, see, I thought that that's what red tide would look like.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying is that I, it basically is real. Okay. There's a real red tide. But it's called something separate. Mung. I think it's called Mung Maybe it's not called Mung Might not be

I was a kid when I saw Mung Yeah I was a kid I haven't seen Mung Since I was a kid So I could have misheard I don't think it's called Mung And I don't know that it exists

You don't think that Mung exists I need to see Mung You're calling me a liar You're saying when I was a kid I swam in red water because of Mung That is telling me I'm a liar It does sound weird At Cahoon Hollow

At Cahoon Hollow You swam in Red Mung You don't like to swim in it You take a step or two in the water You go, ew, the mung I just have never heard of this It's like a dark red It's red, yeah

It's like dark though It's more of a crimson I guess Maybe I've seen this You must have seen it If you've been to the beach Oh sorry, I'm thinking of a crimson ocean No no

It's like a darker It's more like it's like It's like a black with like a reddish hue Or something It gets pretty red I mean it's like That I don't know if I've seen it. I mean, it's a dark red because it's in the water, I think. I don't think it's like bright red, like a fire truck red.

Let's search the word mung. If it's what I'm thinking that I think that it's like more of a dark red, like, closer to black. See, no, this is a green bean. Yeah, this is just showing me the bean. Yeah. Wow. Maybe mung ocean. Seweed.

Here it is. What is this thing called mung? Oh, shit. It's more of like a blackish red. Well, let's see. Look at the, no, look at the third picture there. Oh, no, that's a, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, okay, so, and in the water, it's red, because it's not like, uh, it's, it's, it's more, it, it, it floats out, like, it's more. I hate seaweed. It's cloudy. Yeah, I didn't really, there was sea weed. This would look at the hand, look on the hand picture there. This stuff would just get, you step in the water, it would get all over you. It's like brown slime.

You ever go swimming? That's the, that's what I was thinking of. Mung. You ever go swimming on the west coast and they have those like crazy tentations. seaweed things. No. They have seaweed that is like this big around. I don't think I've been in the ocean on the West Coast.

It's disgusting. I don't know why people like it. They also have flies all over their beaches. Yeah. I'm East Coast till I die. East Coast beaches are the goat. Rock beaches are so fucking fire.

Beast coast. I like sandy beaches on the East Coast. There's plenty of them. Both are great. I hate a rock beach. Rock beaches are fucking fire. Nah. If you don't like rock beaches,

you want your life to be complete Disney. You are, what's a problem with Disney. Yeah, that's good, first of all. You can't have, you can't go to Disneyland every day. You can. That's true. You can't go to the beach every day.

I can. No, you can't. I live in celebration. If you can't, if you can't rock with rock beaches, I'm not rocking with you. No, I got my back cut up on a rock beach when I was a kid. That sounds like you did something stupid. No. You're supposed to.

I don't like that you have to wear equipment. You were skinboarding on a rock. Yeah. That sounds pretty fun. My aunt, Joanne got me a skinboard. And I tried to use it and then I fell down and I said. said, I hate Humorock Beach. How do you possibly skimboard at a rock beach?

It had the water on the top. There's still a layer of water. Yeah, but it's rocks. Why would you even try to do that? Because she gave it to me for my birthday, and it was my birthday that week. Maybe it was probably not a pure rock beach. You mean a pebble beach now, I'm imagining in my head. It was Hummer Rock.

I know of Hummer Rock, but I don't. Yeah, yeah. Situate. Yeah, I've been to Hummer Rock, but I don't remember what it looks like. Is this like a cahoon coo? Beach. My great-uncle lived in Situate. Really?

There, yeah. Humble brag. My great-uncle lived in Situate. My great-uncle lived in Situent. Why were you in Situent? I'm surprised they let your ass in. Yeah. You know what they call that area?

White's the Irish Riviera. And you should not be. That's what it's called. It's just not even called a beach. We're going down to White's Island. The Irish Riviera makes sense. Yeah, isn't that funny? Yeah.

What's a Riviera? That's only my dad just told me. My uncle, my uncle had like, uh, it was like some VFW campground type beat and, uh, we would go camping there and it sucked. VFW campground type beat. It fucking sucked. I hate it going there as a kid. What is the, do, there was one of those in Carolina Beach, the like veteran camp thing.

Yeah, it's like, it's like a gated, like beach community. It was way nicer than anything that was around. it. But it's like all these like weird pastel model homes. That's not what this was. No? No, this place kind of sucked really bad. Oh, come on. For the veterans? Yeah. For the veterans? For the veterans? For the war? What was the fucking, it was the year that

high school musical came out? And I had to... 2007. 2007. And I remember... You know that kid wasn't even gay? Which one? In real life? No, he was. No. Really? The guy at Sharpay's Sharpay's brother, not actually gay. Boype. I still don't believe that their brother and sister. One of the most, well, it's just in the movie they are.

I don't, I don't believe that they are in the movie. I think there's a lie. Where in the world is Ashley Tisdale? I think she's at home. Yeah, why is she up to? Because we know where Hillary Duff is. Yeah. Where?

She's on the balcony and she's blowing, blow drying her friend's penis. That was a while ago, I thought. Well, she's in how I met your father. She's in how I met your father. Demi Lovato. She's around. In alien programs. Oh, she made that documentary.

You made a documentary about a documentary. About Schneider. Oh, about Schneider. What? That was Demi? About child actors, yeah. I didn't see that shit. She produced that?

That's something that. No, she's in it. She's interviewing everybody. Not so interesting. That's so, it was so funny when they had Dan Schneider do an interview and the only guy that like was like yes Dan you have put me on forever you have given

me a career I will interview you and clear your name is the donut guy from I Carly he was just makes sense he wasn't a little girl at the time so I didn't see anything you did weird I didn't see you do anything weird they interview him in the documentary

no the guy the donut guy interviewed Dan Schneider so that Dan Schneider could clear his name did it work yeah yeah no one talking about it anymore. It actually worked. I mean, I think it was the last time

anyone brought up Dan Schneider. To save Schneider. To save Schneider. Schneider's still in the mix. Dude, there's going to be, I mean, think about the fall off of Nickelodeon.

You have definitely been watching YouTube videos that are called the fall off of Nickelodeon. They keep coming up because I keep watching these fucking, I found this channel that's just called

the evil explained. I watched it. I've seen these videos. I've seen a few of these circles. These are being pushed I watched one or two of these videos and they disgusted me because they were like pretty bad the most the most craziest books

of all time yeah it's like uh it's like an evil power scaling ranking and it's like judge holden from blood meridian and then uh professor fletcher from whiplash and it's like these two are the boat there this is like times that evil has won yeah i just those i recently i i i dip my tone again. I was like, I'll try, I'll try enjoying a YouTube video essay. I've never liked it. Yeah. And I, like, I watched one. I was like, you know what? That was okay. And I watched another one. And I said, I wanted, I wanted my life. I'm pretty much completely obsessed. They turned YouTube into school. I, I just, they have such big egos. Yeah. The way that they make their videos is like, it freaks me out. Yeah. I did. Were we talking about how they,

their theme sequences, they have little like, like, they do, like, just the, they do the intros. They do the Intros, the epic editing. They all think they're fucking defunct land. They start putting their first name, their first, their full name into the video. And if you start acting like Kevin Perjurer, you better fucking deliver like Kevin Perger does. That's right. You better have for shit to back it up.

Because he has an alias, okay? And he talks about stuff that nobody's ever heard about. Yeah. Which is the 30,000 leagues under the sea ride. And the ones that are like four hours long are like piss me off so bad. Because it's like I get if you want to watch a long video, make it 12 hours. yeah yes the one these little these guys these guys they want to make a two and a half hour a four

hour this is a 20 minute video yeah if it's gonna if you're gonna stretch it out really stretch it out stretch it out i want to yeah read every footnote on that wikipedia you're taking from exactly on any of these kinds of videos where it'll be like the history of uh whatever like a television yeah like fx yeah it'll be like the history of fx which yeah why the fucking and then it'll start with the invention of electricity for yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah And then have, like, 40 minutes of history. And literally, yeah, these are, these are nine people's school projects. 90% of these videos, too, is like not even, like, they're like, they, they always go, like,

this is like a deep dive. And then it's like, it'll be like, this video game was developed during the creation of the Xbox. I love when they do one of those iceberg videos and then they get to like 30% of all the things on the iceberg. They're like, I actually couldn't find anything about this one. So we're just going to skip it. It's like, man, motherfucker, it's your video. You're supposed to do research. Why do you leave it on the iceberg?

Just take it off the iceberg. Just pretend it you never saw it. It's so, it's hog shit. Well, somebody would comment like, dude, you left that out. So that's like the only, the only reason that they say that is because there's somebody in the comments being very pedantic. You know what else gives them, like that pisses me off. They do the whole, they do their like fucking editing.

They put their net. They say directed. buy their yes you know what you know what you're direct shit you know what you know what fucking pisses me off too now because of Patreon these fuckers they can put they put credits at the end

of every video yeah yes yeah nice try buddy they have three names on the yeah well we do that too yeah we chill out yeah I was gonna say chill the fuck out actually Cameron that's a really cool thing and I bet the people who pay to have their names on the end really feel good about yeah I'm sure

they like no no no because we do it we do it as a way to give back to the fans. They do it as a way to puff their ego. Yeah. Wow. Because here's the thing, here's the thing. When they do it, they're pretending they're making a movie. That is true. They're pretending they're making a movie about the Fall of SpongeBob. Yes. And they're not making a movie.

There's always, but we are. We make two movies every week. We deserve to have a feature credit sequence. Absolutely. I love the part in every video essay where they play the, like, the tape click sound. Yeah. But it wasn't. Yeah. It's like a click. Unfortunately, it turned out. Yeah. It's every single time. It's like that. I love, I have watched these videos. You know what I've realized though? There's so many of these that it's not just one person. It's, they have entire genres of, like, things that they cover.

Yeah. Where I would, I spent like three months watching one of these videos every day, but it was only about, like, horrible accidents. Yeah. They have different, like, little conclades. And it's like, they're like, they, they have a. community. They're like, it's like, they'll be like, you'll watch one of about one thing and they'll be like, and here, and courtesy of like some like random YouTube music. Here's the, as he spoke about in his video on. Yeah. I mean, God forbid, you fucking plagiarize the other, the other video. Yeah. I, uh, I've been getting, I just realized I've been watching YouTube essays for a while now,

but I've, uh, they just sneak into your life. You don't make a choice. You know what it is because I really loved um classic albums the vh one show so i was watching documentaries yeah yeah yeah so that's i love behind the scenes yeah i love making up i love behind the scenes i've been watching this guy trash theory and he just uh he has this whole series called new british canon it's a british guy talking about how amazing british music is uh-huh and it's like yeah you fucking you've you've you've pinned me down you've got me you've got me i've clicked i've clicked on every single one of your videos yeah it's like oh how the how the how the cure made disintegration okay I'm going to watch this on my my way back in that I got hooked on I've been watching

a bunch of metal gear solid ones and they're so annoying because the people who make the metal gear solid video essays think that they are making metal gear solid yeah oh dude they do they do the codex they do the they like they just they have their they're like you can just tell that they think that they are like they're like I'm going to write this a little bit like I'm writing the metal gear solid dialogue please tell me that they have a guest interviewer and they do the screen. I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen a Kodak screen. I just I can't, I can't, I can't handle it. That's so awesome. It's too much for me. It's too much for me. I will watch it. I just will never stop. I've watched it. You know, probably 12 hours.

I will watch a video. The thing is, this is, this is like, this is our, we don't have the history channel anymore because we don't, yeah, we don't, we none of us have, the I initiative. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that too. But no, we just don't, we don't have cable. You don't have cable, so this is like, everyone has their own micro history channel now that they watch. And it's about the history of video games. Micro history. This is my new idea, actually.

The micro history. It's all about his dirtiest jobs. The history of which job? That show was so amazing. That would be an amazing. You know how there's so many YouTube videos that are just rip-offs of, like, old reality TV? that would be an incredible one to do. Oh, yeah.

A micro dirty job thing. Problem is, and he'll be the first to tell you this, a lot of these dirty jobs are getting cleaned up. Yep. A lot of these dirty jobs are getting cleaned up by robotics. Stuff isn't so dirty anymore. The dirty world I grew up in has been scrubbed completely squeaky. Squeaky clean.

They should call it squeaky jobs, right? Squeaky jobs is the sequed. Let's do squeaky jobs, and then it's like me working as a CEO for, Yep, it's easy. I'm the CEO of Fender guitar. Today we're going to be looking at new guitars. Taking a couple meetings, some phone calls with some

guitar players. My biggest problem is my microphone wasn't working on Zoom. So I canceled the meeting. So having some old guy who's showing you. We did a ring check on the meeting. Some old guy covered in dust showing you how to use

an iPad and you're like very hesitantly like looking at the camera like, okay. I just don't believe I'm just wiping your brow I just can't believe people do this every day Was there an episode Maybe I made this up Was there an episode of

Dirty Jobs Where he was squeezing shit out of snakes Probably I think that they do that in life So yeah Squeezing I think probably that's I think if a snake's shit

gets like Impacted or something You probably have to squeeze it out sideways in them Yeah It's just a turk You see it I bet you can.

A big wine. I bet you can. Dude, did this snake eat poop? What's going on? That was snake veterinarian would be the easiest job in the way. Yeah. Yeah, you'd think that until they start biting

and strangling you. Do they have, they have one of those dog suits for snakes? Yeah, definitely. A bite suit. Yeah. What do you mean by a dog?

Like, you know, the dog training suits for like when they're training to be swat dogs? I thought you were saying like a suit to dress as a dog. I thought you were saying, is it possible to dress as a snake? It is. And I was going to say yes. It is. I believe it is. Yeah. We saw Miss Kloom and Thanksgiving or Halloween. She was a worm. Well, she dressed as a worm for Halloween, but she dressed as a snake for Thanksgiving. We saw Miss Kloom at Thanksgiving. She was a worm on Halloween, buddy. She dressed as a snake for Thanksgiving. Miss Kloom.

Mrs. miss her and seal got divorced what but isn't she married to someone else now I think she is I think she has a boy toy yeah okay I thought that the whole thing was she would walk win those crazy costumes with her seal is so awesome hubby seal is awesome

you all see his commercial crushed it at the ball damn I saw that the one the only commercial people is still talking about real shit real fucking shit ain't nobody remember that fucking Shane Gillis post Malone

bullshit I saw this seal video video. It's him performing Bonnie by Prefab Sprout at like a music festival. He knows that song. Yeah, and he knows every song. It's so fucking good. But there's like a point that he's explaining that he's about to do a cover at the beginning

of the video. And he's like, this is a band that like taught me like, you know, like da-da-da-da. He's talking about how much he likes Prefabs Sprout and then there's someone in the crowd going like he doesn't say their name because he's like, if you know it, you'll know it, blah, blah, blah. And then

there's just a woman in the crowd that goes, Who is it? Like, right when he starts playing. Do you ever have this, you ever watch a live? I've been having this weird, waking nightmare fantasy recently. And you know, I got it really bad because I watched the intro of the, the S&L 50th anniversary. Oh, yeah. And it was Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon.

And I was watching Paul Simon, and he's playing guitar. And I was like, and I've had this thought. a lot of times in my life. What if right now I was blinked into his body live on TV playing guitar? I have no idea to play guitar. Yeah. How scary that would be and what I would do.

Yeah. He's... Start trying to do finger taps. I mean, I don't know what... If you froze and fucked up, everyone would feel bad. And it kind of makes... It puts a pit in my stomach. The Frankie Valley video is so fucking... Dude, it's just... It keeps happening. The video

at the end of it... He's on tour. He's like a trillion years old and he doesn't he can't sing like it's literally a video of like all his backup singers are like doing everything and he's he has the mic and he's going like he's literally like this he looks like an animatronic and he goes he goes like this like no exaggeration he can tell he's not literally like blazer like a sequined blazer and then there's like the big finish where everyone's like da da and he goes like this he's doing this and like he's like trying to do the like duh yeah but he's just wave he's His arms goes up the tiniest bit.

The theme song to Greece. How old he is? He's got to be in like his 80s. He's got to be 80s or not. That's not that old man. You haven't seen what he looks like. I haven't seen these videos, dude. These are amazing.

How old is Mick Jagger? This guy's 85, right? Something like he's up there. But he, he's made a point to like, have you seen that fucking video of Mick Jagger? And it's like, he like trains. He's like, working out every day

so that he can still run around on stage so cool he's like probably he's probably close to 80 now but there's this video that came out of him like rehearsing and it's a video of him like doing freestyle dance

he's going like running around a room and jumping and stuff when was this ever that's his dance yeah but why was this like sexy to move your limpress going

I don't know that's his thing though that was Mick Jagger's whole thing it's sexy he don't care if it is or not. That's true. Wow. Yeah.

He doesn't give a fuck. Exactly. But if Frankie Valley had worked out in these past couple of years, if he had, you know, we'd be seeing him do cartwheels like Fergie on the stage. Imagine if he was doing the same thing, but he had like 50 more pounds of muscle on him. Yeah, dude. But still doing the exact same motions. He looks like, he looks like Bain in Batman and Robin.

He's got like the fucking, that's what they should do. They should put him in the Bain suit, give him the fucking venom. Yeah. I want to become venom Hit it in the middle of the show Hit that like Big guys Big guys

Big guys Fight guys fight fight guys Starts fighting Yeah it starts beating the fuck out of his backups and we have concerts for fighting We do We do it's called the UFC continue I want to be a really fat singer

and then I want to lose all the weight You're halfway there, but There's a You know Casey in the Sunshine Band? No They do like What's that fucking song? I don't know any music

Oh I know that song Yeah Oh yeah I don't know that song They're like a disco I fucked to that song every day Oh, wait, yeah. Yeah, I have sex every day.

It's just so odd to hear that song outside of my bedroom. With all the lights up. Just missionary to shake your booty. Yeah. I've only heard the first part of the song. Nudding immediately. Yeah, nutting like a turtle. It just takes like 20 minutes.

But he's like, I guess during COVID, he just, like gained a bunch of weight and there's like videos of him now like performing because he's like going on tour again there's a video of him and uh he's like I gained all this weight during COVID and uh yeah now they're going to call me KFC in the sunshine band and it got me so good that is pretty good I was like okay all right pretty good pretty good he's wearing like a bedazzled vest he's got like a toupee and a goatee what is that would you say he's Jurassic come on okay come on so this is a slang

that I thought of he's Jurassic because he's old I mean it works but I think you have to call someone I fully thought of this and Caleb said he wanted to steal it you said that you didn't want to talk about it yeah well I thought it was a little rude

this guy's okay let's take KFC and the Sunshine Boys so Jurassic used to means old but think about what's from Jurassic big dinosaurs big mosquitoes yeah big ants big anything full of big rock

Bigness. Full of bigness. Big. So we're saying... Jurassic now will mean fat. So somebody... But this works on him because he's also old.

So that's why he's kind of an... What we have to do is find someone who's really young and really fat... A fat baby. A Jurassic big guy with small arms. We're going to shift the meaning. I don't think Jurassic even necessarily means old. It refers to a specific time. Yeah, but I think I've definitely heard people say called someone Jurassic, meaning they're old.

Maybe I would think prehistoric. Yeah, no, but I've definitely, I feel like I've definitely heard Jurassic too, not as a, not as a normal slang thing that someone would say, but if someone was trying to put some style on it, I've stank on, you know what I mean, when someone just tries to use an interesting word. But now, it will, it will mean from from herefore on, it will mean fat. It will mean fat for the rest of our lives. Fat and young. Very young. Very young. Very, very young. Very, very young. Very young. The risler. The risler is Jurassic is Jurassic. Yeah. Boom. Oh, shit. Something that would probably say.

Yeah. Yeah. To workshop that way. AJ and Big Justice are Jurassic as well. How tall is. AJ's not Jurassic. AJ is. He's Jurassic.

He's not Jurassic because he's not young enough. Oh, okay. We're started, look, when we start the word, we need to make it really clear that it doesn't mean old. So we could only talk about really young people.

Who's a really young fat? Okay. Dave Bluntz is Jurassic. Dave Bluntz is too old. He's too old. He's like 20. Wait. We're starting with really, really young people.

So make it clear that it's not about old age. So who do we have except for the Rizler for Jurassic? We'll start with the Rizzler. We'll call him Jurassic for about a week. Then we can move to Dave Bluntz. There's going to be one this year. We need one every year. There will be a new fat kid this year.

And then by the time. And how fat are we talking? Once we've conquered Dave Blunts, after that we can move up to Abe. It's going to be hard. That will be a real boss. It's going to be real hard. He will be Jurassic in a week. And then eventually we can call old fat people Jurassic and people will know.

Okay. What about apparently kid? Was he fat enough to be Jurassic? I think so. I can't visualize how fat he was. Well, he's not so young anymore. Yeah. Did that help?

He was a chubby kid. He was chubby. He was chubby. He was tiny. He was tiny, but he was big. He was a big kid. Light as a feather. No, he was definitely not light as a feather.

No, no, no, no. Apparently he's not light as a feather. have you seen the video where he goes back to the he goes back to the state fair no so awesome he was ellen just had a little cavaled of little kids is that how is that the word cavacled close really close really close really close enough that we shouldn't have even stopped sorry i wasn't even i didn't even stopped because of that i was just trying to understand i only know it i only know it when it's referring to of comedy by set mcfarlane cavalcade cavilcade there we go Basically.

Calabacade. Calabacade. Yeah, she had, wait, she had apparently kid. The corn kid would have been Ellen's. Damn Daniel. Damn Daniel was on that? She would have been. She had damn Daniel.

If her show was still on the air, she would have been so bad. Kanye West. Walmart yodeler. She had Diddy on a lot. Oh, yeah. Really. There's a video of a bunch of make a wish kids and she's like giving them a surprise and the surprise is Didi coming out.

Did you ever? It's a bunch of like sick children. Turning around and Diddy going. They're all like, yeah. Did you ever like, after the Diddy news came out, did you ever see any of the videos that people were posting of Diddy? Yeah, Diddy on Conan? What the, how did it?

Nobody know that this guy was fucking out of his mind crazy. I don't know. He's like Tom Cruise level, like losing his mind on every media. I think that people knew he was crazy. They just maybe didn't know he was. He's on like late night shows. And he's like, hey, can we please give us? up for soap. And everyone's like

it's like shit like that. He's out of his mind. Yeah. Well, he belongs in prison. He likes cleaning products and oils and soaps. Oh, really? Yeah. Did he oil was one of the things used in his horrible sexual abuse parties. Yeah, these sexual abuse parties were

which I'm like, if that's what you're throwing a party for, you've got to pack it in, buddy. Yeah. A sexual abuse is no. Has anyone just said enough yet? Enough. I'm saying enough of this. I'm putting my foot down. Right now today. February 16th, no.

February 18th, 19th, 19th. February 18th, I'm putting my fucking foot down. No more Diddy Oil sex abuse parties. Even with, even in, okay. What have I slid it? What have I slid in? February 18th, the National Day of Enough. Enough, Diddy.

That, you just started the new trend. That is a good trend. The national day of it's enough. Can we set the day to be in the future, though, so we can celebrate it? Yeah. Let's make it tomorrow. Well, I just want everybody who's listening to be able to celebrate it. It's the day of enough.

Let's make it December 25th. Let's make it. Let's make it a... Okay. Diddy, you have until December 25th. And then you're cut off. And then it's over. It's enough.

And I get, the reason we're giving you some runway here is because we get it. You're doing so much that it's got to slow down. It's not the type of thing. You got to taper. I get it. Daily to monthly. Let's make it

an acronym like there or something. E. Enough. E enough. N. No.

Never. Oh. Over it. Over it. Yeah. You. Ugh. G.

G. H. H. And this is going to be on T-shirts. Wait, I never realized that enough. The word enough has a word ugh.

Yeah. E no. Eon. E. Yeah. That's how I. feel. Eno?

How about you make some music that fucking sounds like something? Yeah, that's right. Making music for airports. Yeah. How about you make music

for cousins? Real shit. I did like that song Hello, Good Morning when I was a child. Which one's that? Hello. Good morning.

Amen. Hello. This is an Eno? Good my own. No, it was a Diddy song. Oh, oh.

I was like, I don't know what you know is. Oh, Brian Eno. Yeah. I also thought that was a, you were saying that was a Brian Eno. Yeah. It's one of his, like, ambient tracks, and just him going, hello.

Hello. Good morning. Get morning. That was a good song, though. Yeah, yeah. But we should stop every rate in the world. That's going to be good to do. Yeah, to stop that.

Enough. Enough. Is it just a Hollywood thing, or is it for... Hollywood. It's for everyone. Is in California. Yeah. He's still got California on his brain.

Me? Yeah. I've never been to California. You have. I've been there with you. The fucking shite place. I'm truthing me. I'm truthing you right now.

Don't I've been to. Yeah, no, I haven't been ever been. You've been everywhere. I haven't been anywhere. What states have you not been to? A lot of, I guess, ones in the Midwest, North Dakota. Haven't been to North Dakota, I think. But I have been to a lot of them, I guess.

As we get older. Oklahoma. It's funny how we're filling in the puzzle pieces. I would like to fill them all in. I think I've hit most of the West Coast. I've hit everything in the West Coast. Pretty much all the East. Yeah.

A decent amount in the Midwest. Yeah. What about the South? I got some of the South. I got like, I got, I got a good amount of the... We've driven through the South. Of the South. Yeah, there's definitely...

That counts. Driving through counts, right? Yeah, I'm counting driving through. Then it's definitely, yeah, it's the cluster that's like, that's not on the path that we took. Yeah. Iowa. Arkansasville. Yeah, not at this stuff I haven't been to.

Nashville? The state of Memphis. The state of Memphis. I got there. It was slow, but I got there. You did get there. It was okay. I haven't been to Idaho.

Yeah, I've been to Idaho. I haven't been to Idaho. I've been to Boise. Shout out to Boise. Boise. Iowa? Never been there. Indiana.

Never been there. No. You've been to Indiana. I have? Oh, maybe I have. No, I think I have. No, I've been to. I would remember if I went.

Sometimes I get confused about who is me and who's either. Okay. Hard for me. I do. I think that would be fun. I would want to, oh, but you got to go to fucking Alaska and Hawaii,

don't you? Yeah. That is so fucking bullshit. I want to go to Alaska. I don't want to go to fucking Hawaii. Interesting. I said that for no reason. Oh,

I'd love to go to Hawaii. Alaska is, I hear, sneaky. I've heard Alaska is the most beautiful state. Of course, I think it's, it must be the most.

beautiful state. But I've also heard from a friend who worked there for a while that it's the most depressing, horrible state. Yeah, they never. It's daytime all the time one day. Everybody just is alcoholic and miserable. That's true. That's New York. Yeah, that's like everywhere, right? Not to the level of Alaska. I think that it's a, yeah,

I think you're maybe imagining. You're maybe imagining someone who's alcoholic on apparel spritzes. Yeah. What else is it? Someone who lives in a world a world of slush. A world A world of slush and then you get frozen margaritas every day. Yeah. Oh. That sounds awesome.

You scoop it. You scoop the snow outside. I bet everyone there is they didn't drink like 20 hot toddies a day. Yeah. Like sloppy alcoholics. The hot toddies and the meat. Always just the kettle waking you up when you're up. A hot toddy.

Why do we pretend that's medicine? I don't think anyone pretends it's medicine. I don't think, yeah. Really? I don't think a single person Who pretends it's medicine? My whole family I mean it's medicine

When I was like 16 with money is medicine Yeah Your parents were giving you hot toddies Is that not normal? That's got whiskey in it That's like medieval I know it has whiskey in it That's like that's yeah

That's something they would do Maybe back not medieval But that's like yeah that's like I feel like that's pioneer style Yeah You know what I mean Meet the Fockers when the baby drinks the fimbled

The thimble. Don't even get me started. When the little dog gets flushed down the toilet, it turns blue. Fuck that. Jinksie. What are you fucking doing? Did you know Jynxie, or have you seen the second one? Me, the Fawkers?

Fockers. Yeah. Jinksy. Because remember, in the first one, Jinksie learns to flush the toilet. It's been about 15 years since I saw this movie. This is literally a joke that's set up in one movie pays off in the second. What is the joke?

The dog gets flushed down the toilet. Wow. Well, it's jinxie's the cat. Yeah, Jynxie flushes the dog down the toilet. Oh. Okay, so someone hasn't seen Little Fokers. I'm a fucking idiot. Wait.

I've seen Meet the Fokers? But it's a long time ago. Oh, you said Little Fokers? I met Meek the theater. I did ever see Little Fokers. I never see it. You did? I've never seen Little Fockers.

I never see it either. Fox Severance, though. Severance is, um, I... How come the Focker isn't in Severance? I'm glad to have a show that people watch every week and I can watch. It's fun. when it comes out, but... I like when stuff like this is on.

Every other episode is not that good. I agree. We're going to get annihilated for that take. Can I read the thing that I sent about Severance? I got recommended the Severance subreddit. This is what Severance... This is how Severance fans are. This is the top post on the Severance subreddit.

Okay. Hold on. I have to scroll through all the pictures of... The top post is... What if it's all a dream? Patrick sent. Okay, wait. All right, I don't know where this went. Because like media

No No no That's cheating No no That's cheating If you're looking For a picture You have to just

It was hard to see Because it was just text A picture of text Yeah of course Everyone here does realize That this show is half comedy Right Some things will actually be there

Just for laughs And parody Damn Damn You guys didn't realize It's half comedy Right You didn't realize

It's a comedy It's a comedy It's a comedy It's a drama Because bitch I ain't laughing It's a half comedy It's so funny I ain't laughing. This is me every episode of that show.

It's so blindingly fucking bright, everything. Fuck all. Fuck whiteness. Thank you. Straight up. Fuck white. Enough. Enough. Yeah. And also enough whiteness. Yeah. Enough of everything. In television.

That's what we're, that's what's included in the day of enough. In the day of enough. We had too many white Christmases on December 25th. That's right. We're sick of them. Enough snow. Uh-huh. I don't have enough presents. but enough coal.

Yeah, enough with the coal. Enough fucking, uh, whoops, I almost spilled my coffee. Well, you were saved by the phone. Thank you, phone. Enough. Brain deer. Brain damage. Enough brain damage.

Yeah. What about what I just said and how I said it made you think of brain damage? You said brain deer. Did I? Yeah. You said enough brain deer. Enough reindeer. That'd be a crazy animal.

A brain deer. A brain deer. Yeah. Like it's sitting outside like evil concarnet? Yeah, I was thinking of deer with a big brain, but you went for a brain with horns? Yeah. What's a deer about it?

The legs, too. Oh, yeah, the legs and the legs in the horn. The legs are, the legs are deer-esque. Yeah. They're kind of a skinny leg. Yeah, I see. They got hooves. They got hooves.

This. Yeah, that, you know, what deer has. No. What is this? Who started? I don't know. I saw it on mouth them in the middle. Did you guys do this or this?

It was the circle. Oh, we did both. This was, I got your neck. Ah. And then you would go like that. And then this was punch. Yeah.

You're still not looking even for demonstrative purposes. No. You won't even look. No. Even to show the people what a punch would look like. This is what you did last time. That's not me. Okay.

I don't know. I hope the camera is not picking that up. I've been gone for a month. I did not do that. You did that. You punched me the last time you were here. That is not true. It's not healed.

I did not punch you. You did. I've never punched you. That's not true. Roll tape. That's definitely not true. Remember when we chased each other through the elevators of that casino

and started fighting each other? It's like, yeah, we're having the last slide. The elevator was about to close and you just slapped the back of my head and ran out. And I was like,

there was other people in the elevator. So you put me in a, scenario where I just got, I was like so mad, steam coming out of my ears, and then just like an older couple who was like trying to gamble or like kind of inching towards the corner of the elevator to get away from me. Well, and then I got my get back. Yeah. Who started that? You. Of course it was you. I don't know. Could have been anyone. Fuck you, man. Could have been anyone who started that. It could not have been anyone. That's not even nearly as bad as fight club.

That one wasn't, that one, no one even got hurt. Yeah. No, one even got touched. We didn't even fight though. No, I didn't fight. You did. I'd be in the corner. You'd be slapping me.

Yeah, because I told you it was a fight club. Yeah. My old apartment in Manchester did have a fight club. Okay, it had a. It did have a fight club venue. It completely did. You walked through like a little tunnel thing. And then there was like a courtyard that was all like blacktop.

Yeah. No greenery, no anything. And any time we were in there, I would just start attacking you. It was a former school style four square court. Yeah. Yeah. It was a former school, I think. I think based on that space, it must have been.

Yeah. Yeah, you told me it was a former school. And so I was just thinking. That's what I was told. I was just in a schoolyard mood. Isn't it interesting? And we're all just told things and we believe them. Isn't that fucked up, man?

It's like, when am I going to tell myself something? Yeah. When am I just going to believe in my own shit? Making up a thing? then just believing it forever i do that we kind of just did that with dave enough yeah we've made it up and now we know it's a holiday yeah that's true you guys want to take my quiz yeah okay let me send it didn't even send it yet i didn't i didn't man because i was working on it into the it was actually so difficult for me to come up with goth questions so yeah wouldn't be hard for me

I think like you are about to have your world exploded because I do think that you're going to get a zero I don't know Can you introduce this quiz to what it is? They asked me or one of you sent a goth quiz Which I took by the way Did I send it? You did send it, yeah

And I got two out of ten questions correct Well are you doing that quiz Are we taking that quiz Or is this one that you've made completely We could take that one too. Okay. No, we don't need to take that one. Let's take that one.

You don't think so? Why not? Yeah, let's take it. He's scared. Are you scared of not? Well, it's fine because that one doesn't matter. Well, that one's the control. We'll do that one and then we'll do yours and we'll see how they stack up against each other.

Okay. Let me send this to my Mr. Amazing Friend, the one and only, Julio. Wow, that was really nice. That was pretty nice, honestly. No, that's not the applause. You lead with the press You lean in like you're looking at what it is But you press it anyway

I thought that that said applause It says the war rages I have to get new glasses Why is the podcast Discord account username Patrick's victim I don't know Yeah wasn't you Who made it Patrick's victim

That would be a crazy thing for him to name it It might have been me Probably was I don't remember that, though. Okay, so right off the bat, I'm seeing Kiss. This is from trivia creator.com? Trivia creator. This is Kiss, and they are not goth.

You can see that they're goth, right from looking at them. This is what I see a space man, a cat, a star child, and a demon. You're going to have real fucking issues with this. But I think, you know, wait, go to, on the right, there's a little arrow. I haven't used the, like, next to play. There is a 1V1 live challenge where I think we could have you to play against each other okay okay let me see you might have to use my laptop try clicking one v1 live challenge okay enter your name here i'll pull that's patrick's victim no

why would i be my own victim what right off the bat i think what right off the bat oh wait hold on how do you how do we join somebody else i don't know i'm going to give I'm going to give Cameron my laptop. Yes. A new laptop for me. And he will be You are podcasts about lists. Okay.

And wait. I'm a memory of it. Let me send. How the fuck does this shit work? I don't know. I've never used this. Well, I'm seeing that there's a pin and a link. Where can I?

Oh, yeah. Has not clicked yet. Send me that link, bitch. It was just mousing over. Whoa. I've been invited to play trivia. You mean I've been invited to play trivia? You've been invited to play trivia.

I can't wait. I'm fucking going to be so good today. I think there's a chance I might be, might be, might, um, answer something. All right. Press start when you're ready to play. So this is, I, this is a definitive, uh, the, we will finally figure out who is more goth between the two of you. Okay.

Okay, you can press start. Okay, Cameron, you have to answer first and then Patrick. Well, we just click on the answer. Wait, can you read out the answers? Yeah, can you just read out the questions and answers? What does this stand for? There's a timer too, so you've got to hurry. Oh, shit.

What does it stand for? It's ACDC. What does it stand for? Alternating current, direct current, apples, candy, drinks, and chocolate, or everything goth? C. Hmm. I selected my answer.

I selected C. Next question. Is he goth? It's a picture of Johnny Bravo and a black shirt. No. Yes or no? I submitted my answer as yes. Oh, Patrick.

Falling behind early. I would eat this. It's a picture of a woman with a bunch of black food. True. Well done. Okay, we're both correct. You do understand. The food is black.

Are they goth? Yes, they are. I said they are as well. Okay, well done, both of you. Although Cameron is in the lead. Which food is the most gothic? Black pudding. Blackberry.

I don't remember the answer to this one. I submitted Blackberry. Black foods. We'll give both of you that. Okay. Yes. He goth. It's a smiling jackalanta.

He's not goth. smiling. Oh, Patrick got it right. He said it was. This one was a trick question. Who is the most goth person you know? Caleb, Cameron, Patrick, or Julio? Julio. I know it's incorrect, but I'm just going to say it anyway. You were right. It's Julio.

Julio's the most gob, then Caleb, then Cameron, then Patrick. He is. Is he goth? It's a picture of Johnny Braithmo with no shirt. Oh, he is not. I'm going, he is. You're both wrong. He's not. He doesn't have the shirt on it. I changed. I changed my answer. A goths to a Moths to a flame,

goths to a bone, flame, black gym, or mummy. I selected mummy as well. Well done. That's an obvious one. That's obvious. Any goth worth their salt. Is he goth? No, he's smiling.

I think he's goth because the other smiling guy was goth. He's not goth. He doesn't have any black clothes on. Okay. Rank these from most goth to least goth. Yes. A really fun birthday party. Oh my god.

This is so. Ancient Egypt. Nighttime. Weimar, Germany or Antarctica. Okay. So it's night. time. A candle store.

I'm going to say Weimar Germany. Wait, you just get it wrong. It doesn't tell you what the actual ranking. Is this goth? It's a sign that says, please don't do Coke in the bathroom. Yes, yes.

Of course that is goth. And if your bar has this in the bathroom, expect gods. Finish the lyric. It's a nice day for a white wedding, black bar mitzvah, a pink girl's thing. or an evil candle mummy.

An evil candle mummy. You guys are actually more goth than I gave you credit for. Is he goth? It's a picture of... He's not. He's a gangster? Look at him. That's not true.

What is his name? Peter Pumpkin. Goth. What's his name? Okay. His name's Everett. Okay. All right, I guess Cameron is.

Cameron Wentz. Okay. Well, okay. Well, what was the other quiz? Yeah, can you tell me what the answers were for the ranking? I believe it was a candle store was number one. Okay. Actually, let me look.

I think it was candle store number one. Then what were the other ones? I don't think that that quiz, I don't think the ranking thing made that much sense. The ranking thing was kind of a terrible. Yeah. Why? Maybe it was like, should have been maybe. three things. Well, I didn't know that it was timed. Is that okay? Yeah. Okay. The ranking was

a candle store, ancient Egypt, Antarctica, nighttime, Vimar, Germany, and a really fun birthday party. Why is nighttime so low? Because nighttime happens in all these places. So it's, so it happens in all the goth places. I mean, it happens. It happens like a really fun birthday party can happen at night as well. It seems like, it seems like your quiz was not really that. well made. Why? It just seemed like it could have used another pass in terms of the mechanics. Now let's see the other quiz. I don't want to do the other quiz

because it's all boring shit about gothic music. It's like some band... Well, it sounds like you're scared. I'm not scared because I'm going to win. I don't think anybody is disputing that you would win the boring quiz. Yes, you would win any boring quiz. But it also is like not actually goth crap. It's bands like the

cure and shit. Well, anyway, I wanted to share it. We kind of, we said we were going to do mulligan stew today. Oh, yeah. And each just bring in a little... Bring in a little ingredient. Yeah, so I was on my way home from Massachusetts last night. I was very tired.

I was on the Amtrak. And so I just prepared this. I didn't have much time, but I just... I've been into poetry lately. Okay. You're kidding. That's so sweet. Yeah.

Who you got? Who? I'm Cameron. I know who you are. Who I got. Top five dead or alive. Top five poets. I would have to go Cameron and Fetter.

okay in the top five at least if not no order number one maybe number one by the time he's done yet then I would probably go Seuss I'm not I'm not a rhymer I prefer things that don't rhyme but I think if you're gonna go for a rhymer there's nobody better nobody is better soos crushes yeah then we're gonna go the bard Shakespeare really he's a height his poems what I like about them long can't read it in one sitting

and I feel like that's a thrilling artistic statement how many is that that's three that's three give me two mo okay Eminem okay another good rhyme another good rhymer but I prefer his interviews his interviews are funny are almost more poetic than his music

yeah but there's something to be said about not being so crass and in every interview you see he's like talking to James Franco and he's like yeah I'm gay yeah that's a little much that's the only interview I've ever seen him do it's a good interview though It's, again, long.

Yeah. Long poem. Long. And then I would have to say, I don't know, man. This is tough. I don't know if I, I don't know if anyone, there's anyone else worthy, to be honest. What about my boy, Shell? Shell.

Mr. Silverstein. No. You don't put Shell top five. Any poet worth his salt will tell you Silverstein is mid. What? He's a Mickey Mouse poet. Wow. You think he got Mickey Mouse Pulitzer prizes?

I think so. 100% think so. Shill fucking Silverstein as referenced in a diary of a wimpy kid. Oh, Kenny. Kenny.

Kenny. You can't pick Kenny. Kenny. It's got to be Kenny. Kenny is miles above Silverstein. It's not even poetry. What do you mean?

It's a diary. This is like screaming at Madison Square Garden to a poet. That is true. It's hurting my ears. Sorry. Yeah, they're going crazy.

Because it's so loud. And it's so deafening. So I'll just read a few of my poems. These are just like kind of the things that came to mind. they're mostly about things that I like and some of them are just about things and I'll just start reading

bicycles so also the first line is the title on these. Okay. What they're about. Bicycles. They roll around like balls going all over the place. Pedal, pedal, pedal. Bikes are the flowers

of the bicycle world. Wow. That's in? Yeah. Pedal, pedal, pedal. Oh, shit. Flower has three petals. Yeah. The ball thing.

They roll around like balls. I don't really roll around. They roll around. They go front and back. They roll around like balls going all over the place. But they don't roll to the side. I've seen a bike roll to the side. Flavor.

Okay. Bursting everywhere across my tongue. Like drops of milk on my tongue. Going all over the place. That's what makes food. Line break. Food. It's good.

It's really good. Food. That's the name of the next one. My food. Stacked upon the plate. Steaming all over the place. Fork and knife are the doorknob that I can use

to open the door to. My pleasure. Wow. This is the next one about pleasure. I hope so. No, the next one. This one is a little bit. This one actually, could you read this one?

Okay. I can read it. Don't peek ahead. It's the one right under food. Poem. I like that poem. Man, you wrote it well. When I read it, I just enjoyed that thing.

I think that one's acrostic. It's not. Well, I guess I read it wrong. No, it's just supposed to be. It's poetry, so there's line breaks to make you think about the words. I like that. That one is a poem I wrote for someone else to read after one of my poems that's read. That's sweet.

Jewelry. Love it The sparkling shine of jewelry Going all over the place Zing, zap Golden rubies and silver pieces It just makes a beautiful woman look sexy Wow

Especially an anklet Yeah, I like an anklet Why do I see less and less Anklets every year? Yeah, it's because of long pants They're having a moment They cover the anklet I just have a few more

Okay Cartoons Zooming around like bubbles, jumping like crazy, animation, and funny characters, just going everywhere. So cool. That one I was, it was just actually Tom and Jerry's 85th this year. 85th and 85th, yeah. Let's snap it up for Tom and Jerry.

Golf. Don't know much about golf. I like the little ball and the way it just flies in the hole. So cool. That's about golf. golf. Not, I don't, I've never really watched much golf really played, but you, you like the concept of it, the little ball flying around, just going all over the place, yeah.

And then I just have one more. This one, I thought I was doing a lot of poems about one thing and maybe I could try one that's about two. Okay. Barbecue and bugs. Okay. Bugs flying all everywhere like flying balls. Barbecue, just sitting there being delicious.

The differences of life. Wow. And that one when I wrote it, actually started crying. Yeah. I don't know how you couldn't. Yeah. Do you feel like as a writer, especially a poet, that sometimes you kind of like black out when you're writing this stuff and you just wake up on the other end of this beautiful sentence? So that usually happens for me after I've written it and gone home and I go to sleep and then I wake up the next morning.

And I'm like, what happened? What happened during that? That time? Yeah. What was that? Where was that? As a poet also does barbecue influence your work? Oh, definitely.

Yeah. But it seems like maybe only one thing is explicit. Well, if you think about every other poem that he's written, he could have eaten barbecue before he wrote them. I don't eat barbecue. Why is that? Because it's too flavorful. Yeah.

See, he had a poem about flavor. Yeah, he did. That could have been about it. And also, you didn't necessarily make a value judgment on flavor. You just talked to, you described it. Yeah. We don't know. It's ambiguous whether or not the author is pro or against.

It's, I mean, yeah, this is one of the magics of poetry. You read something you think is this good or bad. I love. I really love your work. Thank you. I kind of didn't know that you had this in you. Yeah, it was something that I only started recently, you know, just last night, in fact. I just kind of felt moved on the Amtrak.

Could you maybe do like a Cameron Fetter poetry page and we could put these on some white backgrounds? Yeah, I'll do the little line drawings. Yeah. Yeah. Of flavor. Of ribs. I don't even represent. Ribs and a bug.

A rib? A big dinosaur rib? That's almost like I could do the sequel to barbecue and bugs and it's like, you know, pare it down. We're getting, we did all of barbecue and all of bugs. We're doing rib, just ribs. Okay. Just one bug. Two ribs.

All right. I mean, I can think of it right now. A rib just there on the plate. Yeah. That bug is rolling around. Mm-hmm. So saucy. So saucy.

The rib. You're talking about it. The rib. The rib is. So saucy. The rib. And then the licking emoji. That one with the tongue out of the side. So saucy. I would like to write a poem.

But the problem is about poetry. I can ever think of a top, like a subject. See, that was kind of what I was struggling with a little bit. Yeah. What is like a. subject that you've wanted to write on. Barbecue and bugs. Yeah, you already did that, though. But what's the subject? Well, he could, I mean, there's different types of barbecue. He could write about it. Oh, you're asking which one I can't do? Which one of you not written about that you would

like to in the future? Being a millionaire, billionaire, billionaire. Well, what can you not write about being a millionaire, billionaire? Why not? I'm not that. Yeah, but you can think about it. You can only write about your experience. You can write about my experience, bicycle, jewelry, bugs. These are things I know about. You noticed my golf poem. You admit that you've never. That's one of the weakest poems because I don't know anything about golf besides the little white ball. It's funny that you would say that because it's so artists are so interesting in that way. A lot of times they hate their best work. Like if I were to write a poem about being a millionaire billionaire, this is what it would be.

It would be something like this. Being a millionaire billionaire, I don't know. It might be a lot of money for me. Money flying around like bubbles. Money flying around like balls of bubbles. Like bubble balls. Coins are like a flat bubble. Bouncing pogos.

Coins that look like flattles. Coins are flat metal bubbles. Flavor, don't know. Money that looks like a flat square bubble. Flavor, metallic. Money going everywhere in my wallet, like a big city. I just woke up. I'm a billionaire now.

The money is getting to my life. This is your poem? Or you're saying this? Well, no, I didn't. It's a poem. Sorry, let me restart. I just woke up as a billionaire now. So that's actually just one line.

Is that the title? Yes, it is. It's called, I just woke up as a billionaire now. Bring, bring. My, the peacock wakes me up because that's how rich that I am. Yeah, the ringing peacock. The ringing peacock wakes me up. The peacock with a cowbell on his neck wakes me up.

I slip into two cubes of ice as my slippers. Would that be a little rich guy? See, that's what I mean. It's hard to write about something that we have an experience. I get in my car. I go over a hundred miles an hour to my job. Billionaire life, not so bad. Is it? Or, wait, sorry. Or is it? That's good. Da, da, da, da. And the ends of da, da, da, da. Not a lot of poems. The sequel. That's true. The sequel. You should write a cliffhanger poem. Here's the sequel. I look in the rearview mirror of my billion dollar vehicle. A dark figure rises from the ashes of my backseat. He smiles. at me, but it's not the kind of smile that you like to see. He brings out

his hook hand. He slices my... From the urban legend. He slices my neck. I pass away. And the last words he says, eat the rich. Dun, dun, done. Or did he?

Do, dun dun. See, for me, the billionaire and millionaire's poems are all just speculation. I would write something that's more true to my experience and it would be something like I am poor okay it would be like this I am poor just ate a fucking pencil pencils are food to me yeah just ate a pencil because the eraser the eraser is a vegetable the eraser is like a strawberry flavor due to the color you got to save the lead for last wood is my line break yeah it's the best part I'm a vampire it's the best line break part part

what is what is my steak dun dun dun why do more poems and went dun dun dun because they should have a you should want to be at the end of a poem

a poem so fucking long it's like five or six lines at the end of a poem you want to be edge of your seat reading it exactly you need to leave them wanting more instead of being okay we get it

the bike is rolling like a ball that you know the bike here's how in fact I'm going to redo my bicycle poem Check this out. So basically with this new kind of revelation we've had, this is bicycles. They roll around like continued.

Whoa. Continued in the next book. They roll around like. That's good. To be continued. Hello, yawner. You're so yawny. I know.

This is a little early for you, huh? No, I just stayed up late. Sometimes we all stay up late. Yeah. Sometimes you just stay up late. Sometimes we all stay up late. Sometimes we all stay up late. Sometimes we all stay up late and have a big drinking party at the bar.

We live like Patty's pub. We are rock stars. We are rock stars. Or are we? Another drinking party at the pub. When will these drinking parties end? Or will they? Or will they?

Drinking party. We're thinking of going. My friends just invited me to yet another drinking party. When will these end? When will these ever end or will they? Drinking parties is a disease. My brother just went to rehab for addiction to drinking parties. Yeah.

He can drink at home, but he can't drink at a party. Especially not a drinking party. I only drink a drinking party. That's the next soundboard sound. That would be a great soundboard sound. Oh, my God. Absolutely. I don't even know.

Dramatic chipmone. Yes. Wow. Not out white, but we should clean up the soundboard and we should we should introduce new sounds this year. 2025, the year of new sounds. Yeah, I'm fine with that. We can introduce some new sounds. Real quick, before we leave, what kind of sounds could we, should you think we should have?

As a new creative director, my brother told me, he said that one of the drops should just be the Opah Gangdom style. Yeah, so that's not a year that's on the show, I'd say. Yeah, his ideas maybe. His idea is like maybe stick to. Because if I'm thinking about it, there's not a lot. That might have been a little funny and maybe like... Yeah, there's not a lot that you can throw Gangdom style at. Maybe your brother should stick to hanging TVs or whatever he's doing.

And maybe you can be the podcaster. Okay. You know. There was one that I texted you guys about, but I don't remember. Hold on. Let me see. You're not going to find this. I will.

Okay, you have 10 seconds to find this. Otherwise... I bet you can search sound... We do. We do my idea. Spundboard. That's good. We can do the Spundboard theme song.

What's... Do, do, do, do, do it. Is that Spundaboard? Spundaboard Square Tins. Who's that? You think of Spund board? Spund board. No, his name is Spund board.

Where did you grow up? Spund board. Where the fuck did you grow up? It's just like kids wanting to watch TV. Mom, Spund board. Spund board. There should be one state. where they should change his name.

Spunds board. Yeah. They should change everything's name. I like the whole Hellman's Best Foods thing. Yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm thinking too. Hungry Jacks. Yes. I wish it was that with everything. He should be spund board. Spund board. In fact, they should be,

what they should do is they should do like focus group style testing where just they, they like, change the, the Wi-Fi or the, like, cable or wherever they have.

They just try, choose one family and they make a show different for them. They say you have you have one family. They grow up with Spundboard and Squirtint and they don't like Square Tint. Yeah. Because they're like what his name sucks. But they might like him.

That's the thing. We don't know because it's too big of a change to be like, all right, tomorrow SpongeBob is going to be Spund Board Square Tint. You wanted go one family at a time. I guess that's true. Yeah. I couldn't find your idea. And you don't have any other ideas.

No, I can't think of it. What about like this? A big. Oh, yeah. One clap. What about a big nasty fucking fart? One clap is good. Yeah, just a clap.

Yeah. Just give me a clap. No, it's like a, it sounds like it's applause, but it's not. It's just the first like millisecond of an applause sound effect. The first guy clapping. The guy who starts to clap. The first clap ever. It's more of a disrespectful clap.

Yeah. Slow clap. That would be good. Yeah. We should do. We should record our own voices saying stuff like that's funny or yes. You know what we should do? And then we don't have to, we don't have to strain our voices.

Let's take, let's put an entire episode we've already recorded on the soundboard, but it's one we've never released. Yeah. And then when we play it. We just go through, it goes bit by bit. We just play it every once in a while as a reaction. We'll play one, like five seconds of it. That's an interesting episode idea where we play an episode that we've never released and we just sit here and listen to it and go. Yeah, I think I'd probably want to die.

Yeah, that sounds horrible. That sounds pretty bad. Well, how come we've never done a director's commentary episode? Look at the stuff we have released. Yeah, that's true. If we ever don't release something, there's a good reason. Pretty tough. Yeah, but we've never done a director's commentary episode.

I feel like we, maybe. I don't know. I don't think we've done that. I don't think that makes any sense, though, is the issue. Well, we can just, it will be a two-hour episode and we pause and say. I mean, I would love to do one of these. this type of shit what excuse me

MST3K where you guys are talking is that what it looks like I can't see it no it doesn't your hat just has a fucking bug on it so it's hard to pay attention to anything other than that okay is that true though

it still had a bug on it before I came down here yeah but now look you guys well the bug is on the back well I don't have anybody to talk to down here you have any buggy to talk to down there in Bugworld See, this is the problem If I was doing something like this

I would want to jump in so badly That's what happens That's what someone I When I uh If I write my own riffs for MST3K I'm sitting there They say They say some joke

And I go Not that good That's your riff If I'm gone And you guys do Do an episode without me And then I see the Instagram clip or whatever I'm so fully

conditioned to be part of my friends that I just think of what I'm going to say to you when I hear what you say. Really? Yeah, because I like talking to you so much and I'm so completely like what's the word? I don't know. When they made the dogs ring that bell. Pavlovian? Yeah.

Pavlovian rang the bell. You have a Pavlovian response to me talking? I do. That's scary. Not really. Well, it's more romantic. It is more romantic. It is more romantic. I mean, don't you feel that way? No. you don't think that when you hear two of us talking,

you want to say something. No. I get that. You don't think that at all. It's more of a FOMO thing, though. Yeah. To me. I just look at it and I go,

I should have been there. I wish I was there. I bet you don't even watch it. I watch it. The clip. I don't watch the thing. I watch episode. I watch the clip.

I wonder what they were talking about. I pull it up and I say, Caleb, I would have made fun of the thing you said. I would have roasted you. Why? Okay, see, this, I don't like this because you're mugging too hard. Your turnaround is too, that's too much.

What? You can't be doing that. Okay. While I'm over here, is there any, oh, yeah. Portland? Yeah, Seattle and Portland. Say it, just stand up and say it into the front camera. Seattle?

Get as close as possible. Seattle and Portland. What are the dates? Seven. 16th of March 17th of March the 15th of March we're in Seattle and 16th

and the 16th we are in Portland the 15th we're in Seattle the 16th we're in Portland go to swag poop.com slash shows to check those out and we will see you all next time uh huh I was staying in Pasadena

which is like where all the fires you tell you this you did I think about the lady who treated me different when she found out that I wasn't a victim no oh I I went to like a fucking... You didn't tell me about that. I went to like this shop.

They were really nice and the food was really good. And I walked in and I was like... She, you know, it's in the neighborhood where all the fires were. Yeah. And she was like, oh, how are you doing? And I was like, I'm fine. She was like, is everything okay? And I was like, yeah, it's good.

She's like talking to me and I'm ordering and I ordered an Italian ice. She was like, that's on us, by the way. We're trying to like give it back to the community. I was like, oh, that's amazing. And then I, like, got to the register, and eventually she was like, so where, where, where do you live? And I was like, I live in New York City. And then she rang me up for the Italian ice and it was $4.50. She, like, told me it was free and then found out that I, I mean, in that was, listen, I get it.

Yeah. I get it. And that's what people who have had their entire lives destroyed need is a blue Italian ice. Blue Raspberry. And I, it was, it wasn't even called Blue Raspberry. It was blue. Okay. And 4.50 for how big was it?

This big? Buddy. I got ripped off. It should have been free. You should have said I'm staying in Pasadena. I was staying in Pasadena. She said, where do you live? Oh, yeah.

Where do you live? And I do not live there. Yeah. That would have been some, that would have been a curb episode, you, you pretending to. I mean, it's too bad. It's off the air. That would have been a pretty good episode. That would have been a pretty good spec script from old CP.

Yeah. Oh yeah. You could have been doing that on the side while you were out there. Little CP spec script.