Podcast About List - Ep. 329 - The 100 foot Murderer and His Strong Glass Egg

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

This one got a little random, and also I wasn't asleep I was there through the whole thing I know what happened but I just don't want to spoil anything for you... Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutListBuy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/showsGet extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlistFollow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

If you click record, it's recording. What do you need to be over there for? I had to record button. I had to make sure that it was recording. Make sure Julio is asleep. How do you make sure? How do you make? Enough.

Can we just talk about? I can't not acknowledge why we just restarted. We restarted because I sounded like a total. about about his shirt about the stitching on shirts but we're not going to even go there we can get back into it no you seem like it was that's the strangest thing i've ever seen you get touchy about it's not that i got touchy it's that i got completely flustered and then you guys kept laughing at how confused i was and i was like i i sound like a complete moron no you don't

No, you don't. You don't. I did. You did not. You did not to me. I don't know why. Okay. This shirt has a single stitch on the single stitching on the sleeve.

Yeah. And that was the old way to make shirts, but now the new way is double stitch. Right. And if you look on websites, they say single stitch, like on eBay. If something is single stitch, that means that you can charge more for it. and I got this for $6. And if you looked at this on a website where a guy sells vintage t-shirts like eBay,

this would probably be a $30 t-shirt, but I got it for $6. I was bragging. You think that more stitching would be more money. But that's not what I would think. It denotes its age. Why do we like older items? Because they were built to last.

They were built to last back then, and now everything has. Built to ass. Back in the olden days, you could have one toothbrush your whole life. Really? You got to throw it away every day. You used to be able to replace the bristles in your toothbrush individually. Individually, yeah.

It used to be raccoon hair, like those shavered things. Toothrushes used to be modular. Really? Now you have to buy them straight from the factory. Yeah. And with all that wasteful packaging as well. Yeah. Why do they make toothbrushes?

You used to be able to buy one bristle without any packaging. Really? I'll just take one bristle. I'll take a bristle. Loose. loose bristle let me get it a loose bristle they didn't even put it in a bag you could just carry it home in your pocket really they would just pick it out of a bin yeah and put it in you would pick it bring it up they'd weigh it what if i want one of those rubber bristles that they put in the middle of a bunch of other bristles

they didn't make rubber bristles though they only made organic material i don't like the rubber bristles i like the last thing i want to hear is i don't know what you're talking about i think i'm thinking of the ones that you put on barbecue the silicone bristle brush oh yeah so they don't i like that one You know how the back of a toothbrush has rubber on it? I hate that scrub. Is that what you're talking about? No, I'm talking about you. The rubber scrubber?

If you look at like a, I don't want to say a nice toothbrush. But if you look at a toothbrush. Okay, Mr. Fancy toothbrush over here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, chill on me. Type of bristle I never heard of before. You know what I'm saying? Just a normal, like, oral B, sort of electronic. Electra.

Oh, my God. This is not a nice. No, no, no, no, no. That's too nice. No, no. I'm not buying crazy toothbrushes, though. I know you got an electric. I know your ass got an electric.

But it's just, but it's not one of the ones with the battery pack. It's one of the ones where you just, when you're done with it, you just throw that shit away. An electric toothbrush you throw away. Yeah. And then you just buy another electric toothbrush.

You know one of those. The ones that has a little, little like membrane button plus and minus on the front. I don't know what you're talking about. What is that? I think you should stop talking about toothbrushes because you're a- Yeah,

let's have you fucking talk about shirts. How about that? I think more people. I can talk about the stitching on the shirts and explain the stitching. More people that listen. to us would relate to that than they would you talking about your your uh but so what does it mean they have for what a normal single stitch oh yeah it just means you could sell it for more

honestly no it just it just means it was it's older yeah yeah so one of those things that you look for if you're uh yeah if you're getting back into what we were in before do you have anything you collect i don't know you collect DVDs is there anything on DVDs that you can is there anything you look for on a DVD. The movie is usually pretty good. If the movie's in the case? Yeah, that's a good. It makes the price of it go way up. Is there anything? Like, are there things on

like DVDs that you can look at it and be like, okay, this one was produced in 04? Yeah, the date. Yeah. Nothing in the packaging. I guess if it's the poster of a movie that came out in 04, it's usually from 04. I like, well, actually, you know what?

Those DVDs, they got the paper case. The shitty paper. You know what the plastic line? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The little paper piece folds out. I think they only made those for a little while. I love the plastic piece that folded the sound of that snapping. So sick. I love that type of case.

There was a thing with VHS tapes where it's like, I wait, no, I'm forgetting. The crunchy case. The crunchy case. That they would put the Rugrats movie in? The clam shell. The clam shell for kids. It was orange. It was orange.

That's a thing that you can tell. You can tell about the clam shell. You can tell that that was made by Nickelodeon if it had a clamshell. Was Nickelodeon the only people doing clamshells? I don't think so. Disney was too. Yeah, of course. It was Disney.

It was hell of clamshells out of the world. Really, if you don't even count the ocean. What are other things that you can, because I do like this idea of something. Well, yeah, what can you see? Well, that's the thing, like, that's just the thing that you need to look for if you are a collector. If you're a collector. The thing that you have to look for for collecting is the coolest thing about the item, I think. You know what I collect nowadays?

I've been collecting dust. I get no play. We need to get him sucked. You get nothing? Get nothing, bro. I'm collecting. I'm up on the shelf. You're telling me you're getting zero?

I'm not getting anything. You're Cameron up on the shelf? You've been locked away. I'm up in my tower, bro. Damn, man. Left you unplugged. Mm-hmm. Well, I can fix that.

Um, no. What if I told you, I'm getting it non-stop. He'd probably be jealous. What have I told you that? I'm getting too much. And if you need a piece, let me know. Because I got more than enough head in my direction. I'm getting enough.

And you're getting the media in the mouth. That's some Goldilocks shit. Just that I wouldn't be. I'm getting too much. Stop it, ladies. We got an amazing delivery today to the office, courtesy of a fan, I believe. Steve. I would like to thank you to whoever put a bag of used adult diapers, not even in our trash can, but outside of our trash can. That was quite amazing. Thank you for that. Wait, used adult diapers? Yeah, it was a bag of used adult diapers. You think it was a landlord?

No, he doesn't live here. Yeah, but he could have been driving. He drove by. He drove by and is like, well, I own this property. Let me dump diapers. Let me sell my diapers. He's old, man. I know he didn't. I know he didn't drive by because I didn't get a text that there was a pet. on the sidewalk. Yeah. Excuse me. There is, there is a flea, a mite. I saw a molecule on your door and I really need you to wipe that molecule off. You know that if you keep a molecule on your door, that the molecular, you'll get a molecular ticket.

Yeah. Yeah. You do realize that right. And I'm more than happy to pass that fee off to you. Yeah. It's $4. He said that in an episode. His catchphrase.

He said that in the middle of an episode. He's probably going to come in here pretty soon. Yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait to see that fucking bassist. To see it when I see that. Now don't rip up your nice single-stitch shirt now. My new shirt.

You have to restitch that. I found this motherfuckin' shirt. I haven't worn this in a long time. I found it. My wife's sewing thing. That has a hole in the arm. I looked at the tag. It's a little boy's school uniform.

Yeah. I could have told you that. Looking like a little-ass kid. Like I-U. motherfucker. I just know it's your Patagonia, man. Is that new? That's a new Patagonia.

It was stolen from my wife's boss. It doesn't have a zipper on it. Okay. Yeah, these are expensive. Yeah, those are quite the... This is like a shit. I mean, it's nice, but it's like a jacket that you would put

inside of a jacket. Yeah. And they're like 170 bucks. It's a status symbol. Really? Yeah. Now it is. That shit used to be for going into like

the Arctic Tundra. But now it's just like a thing that like like white guys with like big corporate jobs work. When was it in the Arctic tundra? I'm pretty sure Paddock, well, it was a forget which one it is. Maybe it wasn't the North Face, but there was one guy. Is it Patagonia in Peru? I'm pretty sure it was no, Patagonia is like an American company. But I'm pretty sure the owner of Pat, it was either Patagonia or like R.E.I or something.

One of those guys scaled Everest in a, like a jacket that everyone just. kind of wears as like, oh, I'm wearing this to go to work. Uh-huh. Yeah. Someone's wearing R-E-I, I'm like, yeah, are you a-K? Yeah, that's pretty good. Are you okay, man? R-E-I, is he me?

Are you okay, dude? Are-E-I? Are-E-I? If I'm wearing it, they're wearing it, I'm asking, are you I? Are you I? Are you I? Are you I? Are you I?

I did. R-I. Are you? I, are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? What?

I. I. Do you ever notice Patagonia, they've hidden the word agony? It's a satanic company. Yeah. And the word Pat. Pat.

That's why agony. That's why all the CEOs were. Wait, Pat, no. That's your future. Uh-huh. And it shows Mountain. You can be unstuck up. That's a heart rate monitor.

Oh, my God. The heart rate spiking and dying. We should make a sick version of it called Pat Agony Ah with a flat line. We get sued. That's what this is called. Dude, I want to get sued. You don't want to get sued. You don't want to get sued.

You don't want to get sued. Is you a? Is you? Is you? Is you? I look at the lawyer and the defendant. Is you? S you.

E. Are. Because I. I. I. I. So Pat's in agony. Ah.

So that's basically Maybe we go back This is the worst episode What? I'm having fun There's nothing bad about it No you you just came in All single stitched up about

Yeah You gotta let that You gotta let that Just you don't even need it Here's one here's one I'll get here's something This I was thinking about this one I could not fall asleep last night

Yeah Okay This was going through my brain This is a Punchline rapper Okay Who's breaking up with his girlfriend No

Okay This is a little A little character skate. You know, I don't like it. I'll listen. Okay. So it goes like this. He's like, he's like, hey, it's a really difficult conversation.

I feel like we need to talk. It's kind of been feeling like this for a long time. I kind of feel like there's a distance growing between us. We hadn't said already. I'm just hearing this. I feel, I don't know. I don't know, kind of, I don't know if it's anybody's fault. I just feel like we haven't really been communicating.

we're at different points in our life. Just like, yeah, it really hurts and I'm sorry, but I just, I really feel like we should maybe see other people. Telescope! So that could be something that we could talk about. That's pretty good. I see other people. What are the things that you would say at the end of a breakup? I don't know.

I feel like we just need to never broken up before. I don't know. Really? Dude, respect. Yeah, I've never broken up. I just kind of leave and then they don't know where I am. Really? It's kind of walk away, yeah.

That's an ice tactic. I did a woman for seven years and then one day I just left and she doesn't even know where I am. Did a woman for seven years? I'm dated, but... No, you didn't, bitch. You said I did a woman for seven years. I didn't say I did a women. I said one.

Did he women? Did he women? Did he women? What? He didn't. He did men. Oh, did he do women? No, he did he.

Did he women? No, he did men. He did he men. Mm-hmm. And some women, though. I don't think he did. Yeah, some women. No, wait, he was making men.

Do women. He was making men. He was making men and women. Making men. His lawyer left the case. You see that? No. His lawyer was like, I can't do this.

Mm-hmm. So you do. That seems, that seems pretty good for him. That's like, you know. For a lawyer? I can't. he's too innocent I mean I'll just be

there's no point there's no point for me to defend him because he can defend himself he's so obvious that he's innocent that I can't I can't in good contents accept this money to do absolutely nothing I'm going to be twiddling my thumbs

all fucking day in this court I'd rather go work on something that would actually test me yeah this isn't a challenging case at all it's so easy to get him off that's why but it's not even worth doing it's not challenging

You guys need to start giving me cases that challenge me. Can you just get me some harder shit? Seriously. I'm not feeling stimulated by any of the cases that like it's all just. It's all easy. It's child's play. I'm kind of just breezing through this. Just give me something hard. It's all just ditties and all this shit. That's easy for me to

defend. Can you put me in like traffic court? I don't know a thing about that. Speeding and that type of shit. Let me let me fucking let me try that shit out. That would be fun for me. Traffic court is so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny you're going When you say, I actually was going 50 miles in an hour. Yeah.

And then 90% of the time the cop doesn't have you on radar. Yeah. But also most of the time the cops don't even show up for the. It's basically just you're playing chicken to see who's going to actually take the time to go on a Wednesday morning at 7 and sit there. But you'll win because the cop doesn't, it doesn't, the cop's not getting that ticket money. No. No. That's your ticket money.

They do care about. What do you say? Do they get commission for tickets? They don't get commissions. I don't think they get commissions. I thought they do. I thought that was like the whole point of like... They'd be pulling each other over if they got commissions.

That would be, I'd be a cop if you got commissions for. That would be crazy. You know the thing where they have like a bounty where like if someone's part, like if you report like a person parking illegally or something, you get like money? That shit's sick. Is that a cop? Like you report a cop parking illegally? No, any, like a bunch of places do a thing where it's like if it's not always,

it's not like parking necessarily. but like it's a car like if you report someone running a red light or you like and it leads to a but it's not it's like it's specifically for like

low stakes like I've never heard of that that's crazy I've seen that before can you make a living doing this I don't think so I think it might be

there's nothing wrong about getting some bread no because you get paid like a hundred bucks to yeah it's crazy unless you're I think it's in other countries that they do it maybe

that's what you should in other countries yeah that they're born snitches it's not It's in England. It's making money. It's in England. Those people are a born. That's not snitching. If they had that here, you would be doing that probably 20 times a day. No, I wouldn't. That would be, yeah, you wouldn't be selling clothes. You'd be fucking, you'd be Batman, but you just watch and report the things you see. I would not be doing that. You'd be sitting in the dark corners of rooftops looking out at a track, out of intersection and riding down license plates.

Nah, unless they wronged me. Speaking of, I almost got hit by a cop in the crosswalk the other day. right i had the right away the light was uh white and i was walking oh yeah i for saying i've never driven a car the light was white it's the crosswalk was white and i i was i would say the light was guy the cop was the light was guy yeah the cop was turning the corner right and i like was looking and i was like oh is he going to stop and then he like stopped like it was like so close to getting hit like he stopped right before I would have been hit in the crosswalk and I looked and he was on his phone

and I was like oh why didn't he hit me? Oh yeah. Why didn't he hit me? You're not getting a cop hit to you. You're not getting shit. Dude, you need a normal no you need a normal person. Because it's the fucking cops. They have like the best attorney. I know something just got

hit by a cop on their bike broke their wrist and they're like having this whole it's like not a clear cut thing. You need to be hit by a normal person. I thought that that that's like, well, it was like the, I had the right away. Cops don't even get in trouble for killing people with their guns. Yeah, that's true.

Why are you going to get a pay on? That's true. Dude, I thought, I thought it was like, you had in your knee. I thought it was like, I don't know. That's a great point. Cops kill people. Yeah.

Basically every day. I didn't even think about that. I guess if you get hit by the public bus in the crosswalk. Yeah, there's a lot. You can make money. Yeah, you'll make money off of that. But cops specifically can't get in trouble for anything. No, no.

If the cop hit me in the crosswalk, he would just say, like, I was going to stop. I was on a call. I saw the 100-foot murderer, and I had to speed. Who's the 100-foot? Wait, now I'm more interested in what you think that is. Who's that? I had to hit him in the crosswalk because the 100-foot murderer was a block away. But who's the 100-foot?

He'll just make him up. Why would he go so crazy? A hundred feet tall, he's a murderer. It's pretty obvious. But it's, okay, no, you're going to say obvious about it. A hundred foot tall murderer, I feel like they would murder people just by happenstance of them walking around. No, because he's precise. That's the craziest thing about it.

Is he killing with his feet or he's picking people up and torturing them and killing them? He's killing them with a gun. How big is the gun? It's small. But how does he shoot it? He's, okay. He's got ultra marfans. He's really thin.

He's really thin. He's really thin. So he looks like, mostly. you see this you see the the light stand or the tripods no way he's kind of built like he's built like the tripod okay but he would basically he would fold over then he would coil up no because he's got it he's got ultra marfans dude it's in his bones those got hollow bones he could fly if he had wings he could fly so this is basically you remember that

that old this is a guy I dreamed really the guy I dreamed about did you actually Oh, I had a dream the other night about a completely new type of bathroom that I used. And I woke up thinking it was real. Going ahead before I just fucking hit you for not telling me. It was basically a bathroom where I was like in a restaurant. And I was like, oh, I need to go to the bathroom. And there was a bathroom sign that like there was like restrooms that it put in an arrow towards an elevator. And I was like, oh, that's kind of weird.

I have to take an elevator of the bathrooms. Okay. I go, I press the elevator button. I get in. The bathroom is in the elevator. The elevator is a bathroom. So they go down. But it doesn't even have, it doesn't even have the, it has the outside doors that slide open.

And then the inside door is a door that's attached by hinges at the top. So it swings back and forth on its own. And then when I went to the bathroom, the elevator went up and down really fast while I went. And then to get out of it, I went to go and press the, like, first floor button again. But there was no normal buttons. There was a keypad and you had to enter in special codes to go to each floor. Did you have any or where you were? I was typing in numbers and was taking me to random.

floors and I say no no I need to get I need to get back and eventually I had to just dive out through the swinging door yeah in the middle of one of the between the floors it was going because it was going past the first floor so it's like I got out there I was thinking that could be a new type of bathroom in an elevator they bring like the elevator down so that no one can no one in the restaurant can smell if you're pooping that's this this is the thing right the dream it's actually a good idea because the dream is obviously some type of torture but also this This new type of elevator bathroom, you can have one bathroom for the whole building. And you can get to it on any floor.

You press the bathroom call button. It calls the bathroom up to where you are. But then you're waiting for it. You're always waiting for the bathroom. Yeah. Unless you're using it. What about a new type of, what about a new type of toilet? No, this is similar to this idea, but it's a toilet that has an elevator built in.

That moves the poop down. It moves the poop down. poop into an elevator and it takes it down and it plays music for the poop in the shit and it takes it so far underground

like the Incredibles just going so far down it brings it down and then there's like a little like I'm thinking the doors open at the shoves it out with like a little like a little pneumatic

like the arcade game that pushes the coins no the door is open it's an elevator coin pusher the door's open and the turd falls out like this yeah How is it going to fall out?

It doesn't fall out on its own. It needs to be pushed by a coin pusher. Mine falls. Yours doesn't fall. Mine falls like that. Yeah, well, you usually have diarrhea. So how are you going to feel?

It's going to look like the shining. It will not be right. Every time you go to the bathroom, it would look like a green shining. Yeah, the green shining. Why do you know so much about my poop? You talk about it all the time,

but how you have diarrhea every month. Wager that everybody watching knows. Comment down below if you're watching on YouTube. Comment a particular time you remembered

at Caleb poop. Comment your favorite Caleb poop stories. There will be a time when I get health insurance and I go to the doctor and I figure out what is wrong with me

and then everybody's going to You won't figure out that's what I've learned. It's not possible to figure out. I'm going to get to the bottom of it. You had hepatitis A for a month and you didn't know. Yeah.

And then everybody in my life is going to instead of saying oh because everybody says you're a fucking loser you fuck you you're bald you're fat you're white instead of that everybody's yeah who would say that to you some of my closest friends

that you guys don't know but a lot of my black friends they call me just white really just straight up white they don't even use my name that's how they it's like they just call me white they call you that to your face not behind your back I do take offense well I've noticed that they don't

call me that to my face but then when I leave and they're all watching TV without me and I asked to watch the boondocks and they said no and they're just watching the office I hear them say why does white always want to watch the boondocks you're still there I'm hiding I say goodbye guys and I walk into the slotted door that is clearly a closet and I pretend I'm leaving why's white in the closets yeah and then I get offended by that somehow as well the point is when I I find out that I have some unique disease called uniqueness disease i will you everybody's going to say i can't instead of saying all this means stuff about me you're going to say i can't believe he was so brave for so long

yeah i don't think you were that brave yeah oh these cameras but come on paste me off look at that look at the switching around now i guess hollio's here now julio's finally here much of sleeping head coming here you're mad that he's switching that he no no camera the camera two is zoomed out and camera three is zoomed in. It's no big deal. We're messing around. I know,

but we got to stop being experimental. We've got to finally get a cinematographer in here. We got to get the guy who did children of men in here. Oh, Alfonso Caron. We got to get Alfonso Caron to do cinematography for an episode. It would be grayish colored. That's better than what we have now. We like bright colors over here.

That's better than being red. We all, I look like a day of tomato. I don't think we're all right. I don't have my skin's undertones. It makes me look like a cherry red tomato. I think it's your shirt's overtones. Yeah. Could be a combination of a lot of things.

And I don't like the tone with which you're talking about your overs and unders. You're a red pig talking about you or about my overs and my unders. Talking about being red. What color under? I didn't talk about it. You talked about being red, motherfucker. Man, don't be playing with me right now. Turning red, but it's him turning into a red.

I am not turning. into a red pet. He said red. We need to get you a jacket because you're cold. I can tell. Because me and Cameron over here. Boiling hot.

Boiling hot off the jacket. Oh, man. You? No jacket. No jacket. No jacket required. What's that? Ice chill.

You want to talk about looking red. No jacket required. Phil Collins album where he's red. I know no. read in an album? Oh, no, wait, that's Sue Sudio. What? Fuck.

So, Sounds good. Sue Studio? That's what it's called. No, it's called Studio. Sue Studio. What is that? Phil Collins?

I think that I got hit in the head. I think I got hit in the damn head. To places I don't understand. What happened in this weekend? What did you do? I don't know. I think something. Do anything fun?

As soon as I sat down here to, to, to, do this, my brain felt like it melted. That's so sad. Yeah. Would you like me to put it all back together? I don't know if you can. Can I try? I completely feel like my brain is gone.

Can I try something with you real quick? What? Zipzabs up. Go. This is Reiki. Is this what Reiki is? Riki. Rakey? I think it's Rakey.

No. I didn't fart. It smelled exactly like a fart when I walked over there. I was trying to heal you and then I smelled a fart. I did not fart. Did you fart? You didn't fart? No, I promise you.

I feel like you did it. Your chair smells bad or something. I mean, look at this chair. That's not so bad. Hold on. It's falling of pieces. Yeah, it is pretty bad. It's pretty bad.

Yeah, it is pretty bad. What do we have on time? Do you want to look at this thing? 27. 14. It's 15. 27, 14, 15. 18.

All right, we'll wait a little bit. We've got to get Pat right. That's the thing. Would you like a sip of my coffee? No. I've had enough caffeine already. Would you like to learn an interesting fact, courtesy of my friend Cameron? Yeah.

Okay. Well, it depends if you want to learn one or no. I don't know. Please say no. No. I don't want to learn it. Please say yes. Actually, I do.

Fuck. Okay. Did you know that? Well, what do you want to learn it about? Oh, we just got so many of them. Yeah, I mean, just need what topic do you want to learn of. It's like what genre effect. You know what, Cameron, any fact will do.

No, I just really like, I just have so many. No, just any fact is it. Just what, give me, like, I mean, really? earth science really that's interesting because I have so many about that yeah did you know that there is

three types of rock no there's multiple it's not just three there's multiple types of rock this sounds so stupid when you say it there's three types of rock there's multiple types of rock

I don't know the exact number, which is why I say multiple. Three types of rock. That sounds, you sounds assinized. How do you always have the perfect answer? That is unbelievable. That's not true at all. That is so well done.

The worst fact of all times. there is no way that it's just three i refuse to i refuse to believe that and as a as a man of science i cannot listen to this i gave a wrong fact yeah can i get another chance okay yeah give me a new topic then let's hear something about the arts and culture the arts and culture this is a lot this is a layup yeah you know so much all right um did you know did you know did it musical artists perform at the Grammys. Okay. Each year.

That's technically a fact over. It's technically a fun fact. I can't have it. You can have an and in the fun act. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. The Oscars is for movies. Okay. But here's where it's tie it all together.

All right. But movies. don't perform at the Oscars that they do sometimes is more of a comparison than a fact they perform the scenes of a movie they do play it why do they not just fucking put on the brutalist

in the middle of the Oscars they should well no they should just have like how they have maybe they do this at the Tonys I've never watched the Tonys performing at the Tony's yeah do you think they have like someone come out there yeah they perform scenes

and some musical numbers. It's mostly musical numbers. They don't do scenes, right? They don't do scenes. They do scenes where they do, they do a scene where they're like the winner this year. They just do a scene from fences. Yeah, I was literally going to say, do you think that they have the like, like you? I don't got to like you.

Yeah. There's Denzel coming out and doing that. That would be sick. Yeah. Well, I don't know why Denzel would do it because that's the movie. Oh, yeah, that's the movie. Did he do a lot? I think he did it live.

I think that is really, do you guys find that strange when you're walking around New York and you'll see. a play like a poster for a play that is happening in like kind of a small theater

and it has like a bunch of celebrities that you know yeah you're like why are these I don't think that's strange

it's kind of strange I'm like why are they wasting their fucking actors like that to actors like that that's better than movies it's

but but I think to the guys like Adam driver oh yeah they are good at acting then acting like they know shit about fucking movies

and shit because that ain't true and I think you know it No, I think most actors like the theater better because it's like they can gauge how the audience is reacting. Like if a movie, like if a movie is good or bad, an actor can't tell. I think that might be something an actor would say. No. But I think that movies is better.

Movies is so much. Movies is better because that I have special effects. I cannot imagine. Here's what I'll say. I can't imagine an actor being cast in Broadway and being like, I wish I was in a movie right now. they would they're not going to say that yeah they would say that they're not going to say that they wouldn't say that and the only time they talk about being on broadways when you see a little video of them saying i'm so excited to be on broadway it's truly better than movies because

you should come it's a marketing tactic i guess it is a marketing tactic because nobody's it because it's such a smaller nobody's going to see this shit no compared to a movie of course and it's broad yeah and it's as opposed to movies which are have more of a niche appeal yes Movies are more and more niche. Movies are for movie fans. Exactly. Broadway is broad for everyone. It's the way for everyone.

Most of the people in Broadway are homeless. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Just walked in and they've dropped their bags on the side of the fire. And if they ain't homeless, they hopeless. Yeah. Exactly. And if they ain't hopeless, they have hope and they have a good life.

Yeah. And they're happy. Yeah. But it's usually one of these three kinds of people. Homeless, hopeless, happy life. Yeah. But that's not a god, by the way. No, that's a.

horrible mantra. Homeless, hopeless, happy life. That would be a pretty bad life, I would wager. Well, it's, see, you're not understanding because the whole point there is you can just be happy even if you have no hope. If you ever accuse me of not understanding anything again, I'll fucking kill you. I mean, there's no, everyone saw it. I understand almost everything. We can play it back in slow motion, you failing to understand. We can see the moment that your brain slipped off. Does I see a tear roll off of your face? No, it was not a tear rolling off my face. Are you sure?

Are you 100% sure? There's no way that it was a tear. A tear fall from your beautiful cheek? No, no, no. There was no tear. Okay. You're sure. I'm positive.

For sadness? Positive for what? Yeah. For sadness? Boom! Yeah, yeah, I got your ass. Oh, it was a tear. It was a tear.

It was a yawn. You're crying. Not crying. You are. You have a sad. You have a sad energy to do it. and you're crying about it and that's okay

that's what it's supposed to be almost hopeless happy life you fucking farted it again no no no okay I know what it is now

it's not a smell there's a smell emanating off of the chair yes we really need to get rid of this chair might be my feet my feet

stink like shit all the time these days hopefully not like a hopefully not like a fart but I know that my feet don't smell good that most of the time

yeah I'm hoping it's, you know, I'm not going to be pretty terrible for me to admit and to say that my feet smell like a fart, but I just want to throw that out. I'm not going to go so far as to say Patrick. Somebody's body part of smelling like what I'm smelling. I'm definitely not farting, but I could be. I haven't farted either. I farted a lot over the past few days, but I've been holding it in.

None has even come out. All right. You know what? Next time I smell it, I'm not even going to bring it up. I'm just going to fucking smell it. I want to know what the smell is. The smell and smile. Fucking fart.

is it a it's not a fart I think you're farting I think you're farting and you're trying to blame it on us why is it every time I move towards you or you move because I think you're shifting your butt and a fart is coming out of it

yeah you're saying how come what every time I go like this come smell my butt no I don't want to smell your butt smell your butt it's gonna smell like your finger man what does my finger

smell like ham what the fuck is gonna spell like my finger no it'll make no fucking sense man all right can we do it now yeah I guess

can we do it or like what can we talk about the list oh yeah whatever I thought we were gonna do it like have sex I thought you were suggesting it I mean I was like this is a slow episode

we need something to get I don't think it's slow I'm liking the energy on this episode I don't know about this episode why I think we should just title this one the worst episode of all time we've had some fun though

I've had I've had more, there have been worse. Oh my God, are you kidding? I'm horrible. I'm deeply tired. I could easily fall asleep for 12 hours right now. With being just a little bit on the sleepy side. It ain't the worst.

It's far from the worst, I think. I'm coming off a sick. I still have fucking mucus. I don't know all sorts of cold medicine. You have an old shirt, I guess, is what happened to you or something. I don't know what I'm pretty tired, too. Let me guess, man. Drink in?

No. Drugs. No, I didn't. Music. Out on a steamboat. To the week hours in the morning. On a steamboat. He got it.

He has my location. You had your lips over the exhaust of the steamboat. Like, where's Patrick? Is he coming in to check your location? You're out in the ocean. And there's a dot that's a steamboat. Tugboat. And you see his butt is, they kind of swaying side to side.

It's clear he's dancing on the steamboat. No, it's worse is that I got back into Skyroom. and I stand up till 2 playing it. Oh, baby. Eish. You got to quit these video games. I do. I'm off these video games.

I got to quit them in. I played basically the worst video game I ever played in my entire life, and it made me want to stop playing video games. It was Clock Tower for the PlayStation 1. It was an old, like, survival horror game, but it was from before they made them good. And it actually is, it, like, blew my mind how bad it was. And before, it's one of those ones.

I know we're going to get some freaking people like it. Nerds. Well, no, people are going to think that I'm talking about the other one that was before it. That's they didn't come out in the U.S., and that one's good. But the one that came out, it's one of those things where they have different, they just decided to do different numbers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For no reason. They say, well, Clock Tower 2 and Japan is Clock Tower 1 in the U.S.

Like a mother? Exactly. Yeah, motherfucker that. Chill. Can we just leave numbers be the same? After all numbers is the same in each language. One, two, three. Can we not just have that be having it?

I don't understand why they have to do all this bullshit. to fuck my life. I don't know anything about Final Fantasy. Yeah, they did that with Final Fantasy. I think Final Fantasy 6 is like Final Fantasy It's the one part you shouldn't, you can change every other thing. Why are the Japanese trying to fucking destroy my fucking life? It's the America, the Jet, all video games come out there first.

They invented video games. Oh. You want to tell that? Unless it's NBA or Madden or the Army simulator. Flight simulator too. You think that there's no American video games? There's no American media. Yeah, medio games is what they're called when they come from America.

I agree. Go Japan. No. I'm off of the Japanese games. Japanese games are better because they have more attention to detail. Yeah. Yeah, like I'm drawing a fucking child's vagina and boobs. Yeah, an American game developer would never think of giving a young girl a skirt that's very short.

That's a good point. That's a great detail. Only a Japanese developer would be able to. What the fuck was that? Japanese. I meant to say Japanese, but I said Japan. It's a pretty good voice he got there.

Why can't you say it like that? What's wrong with saying Japan? I guess you can say it if it's your accent. I can't just pretend that's my... Japan. Japan. That's not even a Japanese accent. No, I'm not saying that's a Japanese accent,

but you're hitting the first syllable. Yeah, hitting the first syllable. too hard. Yeah, I don't know if you can do that one. I guess that's how they would say. I guess it's a, what's that Italian accent? Yeah, man. I really don't know about this one, man.

Why? I'm not buying into this one. This one I'm leaving. I'm letting you take this complete way of saying Japanese. I don't even like hearing the word anymore. Okay, because you don't like Japanese people. I'm not touching it. Interesting.

You're not going to touch them. No. Hmm. You're not getting me out of this one. I'm staying on the sidelines. What is wrong with you two? You guys have abandoned me because of the way that I said Japan. You said it in a very interesting.

Very interesting way. What are you afraid of? Look at him. You're making him nut. Is he scared? That's how you're not. There's a simple cough? He's nutting because he's scared, man.

It's the same system. what think about here i want to ask you a simple question does not when your orgasm comes your spine tinkles what he said it perfectly english man does not when your orgasm comes perfectly english does not give me a yes okay or no but it's a yes does not when your orgasm comes your spine tinkles no i don't i don't think i've ever felt this spine emotion is fear. But you're asking me, does not? Does not when your orgasm come?

Well, it's like saying does not. But the answer, it's still a question. Does not when your orgasm comes? Comes. He does your spine tingle. Your spine tingles. It's true. Spine tingle.

You would describe it as spine. You'd say, I don't think I would have a spine tingling. I don't think my spine has ever fucking tingled to be clear with you. I don't think I've ever had a spine tingling nut. Me neither. you serious i think i've never been pushed that far you guys don't do it right i've never been pushed to that edge your hair don't raise i don't have hair blood don't curdle i don't have blood eyes don't snap wide i have eyes but

they stay shut when i have sex you could try to you only don't have to or you can orgasm outside of sex how personal pleasure personal well that's what sex is you're having sex with a person. Not always. That's not personal though. What do you mean not always? Well, it's just a factually true statement. You wouldn't call a personal pizza.

Some of you share with two people. That's for one. A meal for one. A little bit of fun for one, as I say, when I get a personal pizza from Blaze. Can I get a little bit of one for one? Can I get a little plate of fun for one? I hate that shit. That pizza place.

It's pretty terrible. I haven't had Blazed pizza in so long. I forgot there existed. I forgot it existed until I watched a beautiful YouTube short about one of my favorite friends on YouTube going there. I kind of want to go, though. They got one at the mall. I kind of want to go for lunch. It's the type of place you go if you are back in your hometown.

It's this type of place. There's a place. There's a new place I've been seeing around the city, and I don't know if they have this in other cities or whatever, but it's like Chipotle, but for pasta. Oh, the mac and cheese motherfuckers No, I don't know if it's mac and cheese It's called like Forma Let's go to the Spudman Take me through the process

Not the Spudman Let's go see the pasta Keith Lee just destroyed them Do you take the pick the pasta When it's uncooked And then they cook it I don't know what I think it's like

Formo or something or formo It's just is a Chipotle What's the Chipotle? It's a fast casual pasta place I've been to this fast casual pasta place You do you build or you just pick. You build, you build, you build. You basically build and Alfredo.

Give me, let me choose. Let me choose. All right. Let me choose. Welcome to Forma. Hello. Okay. Can I get a plate of fun for one?

Yeah. Well, what is, well, so. Yeah, but what is it? Do you guys do bowls? We do balls, yeah. So we're going to start with. Can I get it a wrap? So there's two guys now.

Yeah. So he's coming up behind me. There is no, sir, you're going to have to wait your turn. Cacadilla. We don't do Casey Diaz is a pasta place. Can I do a salad with. Spaghetti on it. Pagetty. We can do, okay, again.

And put it on his tab. Okay. My tab is open for everyone in the restaurant. Okay. Do you want to tell everybody that? Don't tell everybody that. You want to keep a secret that people have to find out somehow. But I heard.

Okay. So I'm going to have some. What are my options? So you have the pasta bases. We're going to do macaroni, ravioli, or fettuccini or spaghetti. Is that it? Ravioli. We have cheese ravioli.

We have meat ravioli. Let me get a full of. Does the meat come with cheese in it? It's meat and cheese, yes. Okay. Can I get just meat? Yeah, we actually have that too. So I'll take some of that.

All right, so now we're going to move on to the sauce. We have marinera. We have oil with garlic oil. Oil with garlic oil. I'll take that. We have Alfredo sauce. We have a green pesto, creamy green pesto. Do you have creamy oil?

we so you yeah we do that was the next one was oil what do you want so i just want it's just a bowl plain bowl plain spaghetti and creamy caesar on top you know what take away my ravioli put the meat ravioli back in okay i'm just get the gonna get the two oils just some oil oil with the creamy oil and the garlic oil okay garlic oil creamy oil well and oil and regular oil that we use to Plain oil. Plain oil. Plain neutral oil. Oh, the meat has oil in it. It does. Give me the ravioli, but take off the outside. Okay, so just the meat that's...

And squeeze the meat. Give me the meat. Okay. All right. So I'm ringing... I'd like to change my order real quick. Yeah. Let him go first. Okay, so I'm going to do bowl of spaghetti, creamy Caesar on top still.

Creamy Caesar, let me run over to the salads side of this whole thing. So here's my idea is take everything that's in the Caesar salad. but replace the lettuce and the greens with spaghetti noodles. That's good. So you're saying spaghetti? Green spaghetti. Salad dressing. Cesar salad dressing.

Is it cold? Yeah. Croutons. Chicken? Grilled chicken. Grilled chicken is as an option. Well, anchovies is in the sauce.

No, but I want anchovy filet. And then I'm doing the thing where my... Okay. I want filleted anchovies on top. And then... Now I'm doing the thing where my family just texting me their whole orders. Oh. Okay.

And I'm also. I'm also going to get three spaghetti on a cup with two lettuce. So we don't have a cup size. We don't have spaghetti on a cup. So I'm not sure. Yeah, we have, we have spaghetti on a cup. We have a small bowl and a large bowl. Okay.

They don't have spaghetti on a cup. I know, yeah. So do you want a large bowl or a small bowl? Do you have one medium bowl? we do not. We have a larger... Not just one. I can...

I think what they're saying is... We've never had one. Okay, we're going to do a marinera on a napkin. Marinera, okay. A large napkin or a small napkin? I think what they're saying... So that's going to be a napkin in a cup. Yeah, they want...

We'll do a napkin in a cup. They want the Coke cup filled with napkins and then another Coke cup filled with spaghetti. You should... Can I do a cup filled with napkins and a mariner? We need to do a version of these restaurants that is a... drink.

That's Coke freestyle. No, but it's in the tubs. Where a guy's walking, he's like, what size you want? That's cool. You want ice? Yeah. Yeah, they have that in... Ice is $2 extra.

They have that in Utah. You want ice? There's a guy called the Rold for soda. Because of they don't drink hot drinks into Mormonism. Yeah, you're not allowed to drink hot drinks as a Mormon.

You know, I learned that. Yeah. Why is that? But I'm going to do a bottle. It's because the hot drinks are supposed to Do a bottle. Just a bottle. Plain bottle.

Bottle. Bottle of spaghetti. Empty. Plain. Plain bottle. Plain bottle. No, nothing. Just a bottle.

Nothing. And I'll take all the cash in the register. Okay. Wait. Nice try. It's not going to happen. Yeah. And I'll have a red scent.

Okay. We can have a red that's dipping a scent. No, just, you know, when people say I wouldn't pay you, I want to pay you. I'm not going to pay you. I will pay you. I will pay you. I'm not going to pay you. That's going to be a serious problem for me.

I'm not going to pay you. That's going to be a serious problem for me. I'll pay the company, but not you. Now, I'm going to make the food, and I hope you change your mind by the time that I'm done making your food, because that would be a problem if you don't. And I'm allergic to heat. Okay, I'm going to freeze your food real quick. Okay, thank you.

Because it already starts hot. No, I keep it all in the reverse microwave from Haggard. Let me get a reverse microwave from Hagrid. Let me get a reverse microwave from Hagrid. You can't order a device. You can't order every, every fucking store. You should be allowed to buy utensil from the restaurant. Every store should be.

a Chipotle-style line order thing. I think you can do that at some fast casual places. I think that there was one place that I worked at where you could buy a drip coffee thing, like the flasks. Yeah, the coffee maker.

You can buy their maker. Yeah, you can buy the flask and then the drip coffee with the filters. That's one thing sucks to me. People always talk people always talk annoyingly about the New York bodegas. But that is one thing that is true that's great about a New York board Bordega is you can walk in you can

buy anything in there you can say I want to see gummy headphones I want to buy you can just buy their stuff you can be like I want to buy your cash register and you're like absolutely pay enough though you ever go in there and you just buy the ingredients that they use for the sandwich yeah yeah you're like oh I need an avocado I bought their bucket before it's I needed a bucket really bad and they're like yeah we have one bucket and I was like I'll buy that bucket from yeah the whole place that you can buy the clothes off their back you could buy any you could literally You could be like, I want to buy your shirt.

You could buy, we should just go in and see where the line is. We should try to buy like a shelf. I think if you have enough money. I think you literally, what about like the posters on the wall? Like if they have like, like, oh, can I buy this like Celsius ad? I'm sure you can I buy your health department score? Yeah. That would be how much do you think they'd sell that for?

They definitely would sell you that. They would sell that, but they would sell that to you like at like a 300% markup. Well, how much? Well, I don't think they really. pay for it. No, I know. What do you think the sticker price is on it then?

A sticker price is probably, I mean, to get the inspection, do you have to pay to get inspected? No. Probably? Yeah, I think you do. Yeah, I assume you do.

Probably costs a little bit. Probably costs a pretty penny. All right. A red cent. So, yeah, you'd probably 300 times markup. 300% markup of a pretty penny and probably be three pretty pennies.

Yeah. Three pretty pennies. How much is a pretty penny really worse? I bet someone did the money. It's got to be at least a thousand. Does it have to be pretty, though? I think a thousand is a pretty penny, I would guess. Cost me a pretty penny.

How much? But people say a pretty penny. So maybe it's more than a thousand. How much is a pretty penny worth? Pretty penny is an idiom meaning a significant amount of money. Now that I'm thinking about it, I guess no matter how pretty, no matter how pretty, a penny is it's going to be a cent yeah but it matters

its significance do you guys ever find just a really beautiful coin and yeah and you just are like I fuck this I can't I had to spend this can't spend this for the long of the rest of my life not even like an old one I had an old it was a it was a silver like it was a 1964

quarter that was like the last year that they were using silver in the quarters and it made a different sound than the like the quarters that have the aluminum alloy. Yeah. And I polished it. And I was like, wow.

This is awesome. I used to have a hell of those nickels. But once I found, yeah. Once I found one of my prized coins was I found a quarter that I had been, that had had a ski mountain that had been stepped on by somebody's ski boot and it was completely bent. Whoa. I thought that was the coolest thing.

It had a ski mountain on it? Does it quarter? No, this has an eagle on it, no mountain. But it was bent. I've never seen a bent coin before. Well, how'd you know? This must have been a counterfeit coin. Because I was at a ski mountain.

From what I know about coins? Well, how do you know that a motherfucker didn't go? Yeah. And try to bite into it. I feel like I tried that. You know, I tried that so many times when I was a kid. And it just never, none of these quarters ever gave once. Because the chocolate ones.

There's no one using 10 coins. Yeah, I got 10 coins for you. I wish. One dime. Dime, dime. Dime, dime. 10 coins is one dime, do you? Ten ones is one. dime 10 is that we called penny a one yeah what the fuck 10 of one is one of dime no but i'm

saying he doesn't know if you're gonna pay i know i know i know i know i know that i know i know i know there's no conversion i know the conversion rates of dimes so what's the going rate for dimes these days 10 one's about 10 10 10 ones 10 10 ones about that round 10 ones Roughly 10 ones Speaking of 10 ones I have to leave in like 10 minutes Yeah I mean we have about 10 minutes left Oh yeah

So were we just gonna Unless you wanted to go extra long I would love to go extra long Because I'm enjoying hanging out with you guys Yeah Because I haven't been with you guys Very often in the last month or so Yeah

We had a long start today Because somebody was asleep Yeah somebody was asleep But that's okay Everybody's got to sleep Someday Sometimes you fall asleep I wish I was sleep

Yeah I'm glad to be awake personally I'm gonna go home And I'm just gonna play Skyrim I'm just gonna play Skyrim I'm fucking hungry I just realized Oh shit It's perfectly fine

I woke up and had three eggs I had two What if we I'm still hungry Here's my idea So we got five minutes left In the episode And eggs expensive

What if we Thank you for saying Do we know anyone Who could fill in for us? You guys been buying Egglands best What do you mean? Yeah I don't know what that means

call somebody right now and tell them to just sit here for five minutes for what we're gonna know we can make it here we're not even under time 10 minutes is a fine amount of time we can stop right now and then we can have somebody come in later record five minutes you guys been buying egglands best no I've you know

these are the printed the screen printed eggs these are the eggs that got the eyes I fuck with the little sticker I don't think I like that why the little red egglands best yeah that's fucking fire it's always been like that you don't like that it's gonna get in my I know I know I know I You eat the shell.

Yeah, of course I eat the shell. Egglands Best is basically... I don't like that version of that egg. I eat the raw, deliver. But here's the thing, though, is that the egg... The dozen of a non-Eglans best, this is getting to be like $10. Yeah, it's $10. 18 Egglands Best is like $9.

That's true. The thing is... Yeah, but it's still an egg. They're not good eggs, but I don't care that much. You can't tell the difference between a fucking taste of an egg. Unless it's like a shit egg. It's not the taste of it. It's like the what's going in your body.

There's the orange yolk. No, that's all bullshit. That's bullshit. It's all bullshit. All the orange yolk is bullshit. There's somebody that's going to die. No, because when you get actual full, like, farm fresh eggs, they have dark yolks. Well, there's someone, someone's going to fuck that night.

But there's no nutritional difference. I know. That's what I'm tricking me about eggs. Like, it's not. Yeah. A lot of people are, yeah, a lot of people are going to get hurt because I've been. fooled about eggs. That's okay.

A lot of people are going to get hurt. But even it's getting to the point when you ordered eggs at Costco on Costcoonline.com which is a special website

I use. Costco online. A lot of times they don't even show up and they just take your money. But they're saying they don't even let you order eggs anymore.

Really? Because people are treating them like Pokemon cards. Yeah. They show up the first thing and they grab them all and take them away. I see these

videos of egg attacks. People are stealing them by buying them. Eggs go bad. Pokemon cards don't go bad. Eggs last a good long while. They last a good portion. They last a good portion. They last more than long enough.

You can buy the expiration date on an egg. Yeah, I know, but you think, you think like, oh, I'm going to sell all these eggs. No, your fridge is going to be full of eggs, you fucking idiot. Yeah. They think they're going to sell all the eggs? You think you're going to sell all those eggs? I don't, I think people are buying them to have them. Yeah.

There's a shortage. It's an egg shortage. This is flipper mindset, bro. Would you buy a flipped egg from someone on Facebook marketplace? Like it's upside down? There's people that sell plates of food on Facebook marketplace. Well, that's a great point because the egg is almost always pictured. Yeah, with the rotund bottom as the bottom.

I bet it's going to break if you put it upside down. I would never put the top side down. Yeah, I think it would break. Even in the egg basket in the fridge. Isn't it? Well, like, there's that thing if you have. So there's that thing if you have a glass egg that you can only, break it if you hit it from the top with a skinny little pick.

What the fuck are you talking about? I knew that this was going to happen as soon as I went to bring this up. What do you mean? There's that thing where there's a glass egg. It's true. Glass eggs are strong. Or just a strong glass egg. You're not breaking a Fabrijeet egg. That was the point. You break it and there's something inside of it. No, that's a kinder egg. If you Google strong glass egg, it's going to tell you you can only break it from the I swear to God What are you What do you mean

I can't make it much The adjectives are right there Yes What else can I explain Who makes these eggs And why do they make them I don't know What's the purpose of this egg

To see how it can be broken But why not Just use a normal They just making something To see how it gets broken Strong glass egg Broken from the top Is this can only be broken

From the top? Is this like one video That you saw This was taught to me At school You don't know this Because you got homeschooled This has to be some like...

He went to school. Yeah, he knows about it. He said he knows. I didn't do science that much. You didn't do strong glass egg experiment. No. So this is cool. What was that?

Some kind of a serpent egg. Oh, those are birds. I thought that was twin snakes. You're breaking glass in school. Yeah, you break glass in school. I did a dissection of a frog one time. We dissected a shark in my school. Oh, yeah.

They did that too. They did that in the smell made it. The smell was so bad. They did that in the AP bio at my school that I wasn't in. And everyone else. just had to smell that shit the whole time. But I dissected a little sheep's brain with his eyeball attached on.

I remember, you know what it was? That didn't teach me shit. I think I pretended, the smell was bad, but I pretended that it was worse than it was so that I could just walk around. I lied to my teeth. It's going to make me vomit. I have to go.

AI overview. If a strong glass egg breaks from the top, it's likely because the top is the structurally weakest point despite appearing strong. so he's fucking knowledgeed on your ass it's a true fact of

he spun you bro put it on the put it right up to the roadcaster if an egg is dropped or hit directly on the top it is more likely to crack or break

at that point I yeah when pressure is applied to egg the force is distributed across the shelf but the top and bottom experience the most concentrated pressure due to their curvature

so the top water glassed egg broke backyardchikins.com I had no I had no... Repairing my mother's glass egg. Okay, but you're getting... Reddit.com.

The whole point was if you see an egg, it's always photographed with the bottom on the bottom if it's like being held in a cup or something. My mother had this glass egg on a stand with a lid for way longer than I've been alive. And recently, it unfortunately broke

and she got crushed, or she's crushed. She got crushed. I had a glass egg. But a glass egg. A strong glass egg will likely, is more likely to break from the top. I don't disagree. You seem like you're disagreeing. No, I just don't know what the fuck that means.

Why that, it's the structure of the egg. It's fully based on the... No, I understand that an egg... You seem to understand everything. I do. I do understand everything. I've said that before. I'm very good at understanding.

So what is the sticking point? It was, we were not talking about glass eggs at all. We're talking about, okay. What's the similarity? If you photograph an egg, say you said an egg. egg on this. We weren't talking about photography. Yes, we were. Yeah. If you set, as he admits it, if you set an egg on the, on this rim of my bottle, you would normally set it with the bottom side. Yeah. So I was thinking that we were talking

about putting them upside down in the carton. And I was saying probably the reason they don't do that is because it would break. I don't like it. Much like how a strong glass egg would break if you hit it with a small pick at the top. I said flipped egg and he must have thought. I thought we're talking about flip. You say, because then you say, how come you never see eggs upside down? I thought we were talking about... No, no, no. This is kind of breakdown of communication. I didn't know what you're talking about egg photography.

You flip the egg. I was talking about selling, buying eggs to sell them. I'm never leaving again. This would not have happened if I was not gone for a month. This is happening when you're back. You're here right now. Yeah, this is true. This is you coming back.

But the gap in time, the gap of me being gone. Next time's fucking stay gone. You don't mean that. You really don't mean that. If you're going to get on my case about glass strong glass eggs, I was just asking what the fuck that shit? I explained it perfectly. He said the egg was flipped.

You said the egg was flipped. This is being... I said the egg was flipped. This has been missed and a... We all agree. I said, would you buy... It's not even a... I would like everybody know,

this is not even one of our big fights that we're having right now. No, we're having dozens of other fights. This is not even one of them. This is a skirmish. I know when a fight happens because I usually lose, this is not one of them

because I didn't lose. Did I? I think you lost. I didn't, though. I don't know who won that one. I think the viewers lost. I mean, I think you said that I was right a bunch of times. Yeah, but I think you're kind of everything I said.

But again, the point was that that wasn't a fight. So there is no winners or losers. So comment down below who won. No. And it better be me. Who won that exchange? I was about to, yeah, I can't even think of what the name of the exchange would be. I was about to say who won the something exchange.

But it's so, they're not even a. Egg upside down. Strong glass. Can you break a glass egg? You can't break it from the side. You can probably. You can't. Even with a hundred mile an hour.

I've watched a video years ago. Even with a hundred mile an hour bullet. We're not talking about a hundred mile an hour. You said you can't. You can't do it normally. A hundred miles an hour. You can break anything with a hundred miles an hour. Okay.

What about a titanium block? You probably could. No, you can't. A hundred miles an hour. That's fast. A tungsten block versus egg. A tungsten titanium. Look,

up tungsten block versus egg that's not going to come up anywhere you don't know that tungsten block is going to come up because it's a meme i have to leave i have to go oh but you have to see tungsten block versus egg tungsten embryo all right well we'll just hit the plugs um subscribe to the patreon if you like this episode come see us at uh at um Portland portland seattle march 15th and 16 swag poop dot com slash shows portland is I actually will be, I'm going to announce at this as well now that I'll have to put this up, but I'm going to be hosting a screening at the Windjamma and Ridgewood of Shemp Howard Three Stooges Shorts. Really?

And I'll be giving a presentation on why Shemp should be beloved. When is that? That will be in March 23rd. March 23rd. So I'll put the link up on that too. Night of Shemp. It's called. Shempetopia.

Shemptopia. A celebration of Shemp. Wow. So you guys should come and check that out. It's going to be a lot of fun. You got to come dress like Shimp. Watch. Well, don't do that.

Why? Because I'm going to do that. Okay. You don't want everybody to do it. Steal my thunder. You can come as you if you want. You don't, I feel like it's better. Have you contacted the sons?

I got to go. The sons of Stooges? No, I'm doing this on my own. You don't want to get an endorsement from them. You don't want them to do it. Dorset. They eat out of the palm my hand. Yeah, but you don't want them to reach out. No, no, you can reach out

and have them film an intro for you talking about... I don't need no intro. Maybe a thing, like a welcome to Shempopia. Bro, it's my screening. From Curley's Grantsethorpe. You can host your own Shempotopia. I'm going to host a rival Shempotopia. The fucking Bellhouse, I'm going to get... I'm going to get Dane Cook to open for it. It's going to sell out.

All right. Uh, bye. Let's come up with a commercial right now. Okay, well, first of all, hand soap, hot to go is not working, but we can. It's got to be a bar of soap. It's, so you know how they all, you know how you're a kid? You'd always read about ice hotels. Yes.

This is the first soap hotel. And this is a collaborative ad. With Dr. Squatch. A combination ad about Dr. Squatch and Hotels.com. Okay. And I just remembered another really good lie that I did to my wife last night. Yes. There was an ad for Hotels.com.

And the second it came on, I said, I know this commercial. It's for KFC. Who was in there? I don't remember. It was a medieval ad. It was medieval people. And she said, oh, really? I said, yeah.

And then immediately after I said that, it said hotels.com on. So I'm still kind of, I'm still honing in on the perfect level of dishonesty. I was happy with that one because that was a, it was accepted. That is a good one. It was believed. But anyway, soap hotel, I think is a really good setting for an act. Because maybe it's like, oh, no, here it is. it's an Airbnb ad.

Okay. But the B&B is for... Bubbles and Bats. Basically, a family pulls up to a hotel and they say, just so you know, this hotel's made out of soap. And the family says, okay.

Yeah, they go to a hotel and they're like, wait, no, this is, I'm slipping everywhere. Yeah, they're slipping everywhere. And then they go, they go, like, swim in the pool and they go back into the hotel and it starts turning the soap into suds.

It all their room starts to melt down. Yeah, their floor. And then the voiceover comes in, don't book a soap hotel. Try a normal house on Airbnb. Try someone's house.