Podcast About List - Ep. 331 - HOW TO MAKE A PODCAST about list episode IN 2025 TUTORIAL

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

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this is good outing outing where did I I forgot a letter yeah yeah outting what do you think

we were laughing at when you wrote you thought adulting and it was actually outing this is I mean and also that's not

anyone could that's an A without the stripe anyone could make that mistake outing is like two I'm the fork I'm the fork

I'm the fork I'm the fork the great fork too we should just get I was trying to make it I was trying to make it like you were trying to draw a series of clocks yeah I was trying to make it like when

it's it's like translated twice but outing that's a common misconception of that word it's a misconception or common misspelling of that word or common misspelling of that word Oh my God, I watched the Sam Cedar Jubilee thing.

Oh, me too. Yeah, it's really good. I didn't watch it, but I came close to. It's really good. I love it. I've always, I like Sam Cedars. I like Jubilee. And Jubilee's great as well.

I don't care about Sam Cedar. You like Sam Cedar since you were kids? I was like probably 15 or whatever. You've liked him when he was on Sex in the City as one of Miranda's friends. That's, when do you think sex in the city came out? No, I watched a majority report when I was like a senior in high school. 15 is not a kid. That's a teen.

Okay, that's one. I remember you watching Sam Cedar. They're waving their idea. Yeah, I would watch Sam Cedar. They're waving their red flags. They are. People in this room are waving their red flags. Okay, here's the point.

About what? Oh, I should, I would do one of those. And I think every time they do one of those Jubilee videos, I'm like, amazed that people can think that fast. Are they the same ones that, uh, they do one guy hiding in a room of girls? Yeah. Those are the best videos of all time. I haven't seen those. I've watched most of those multiple times.

Jubilee is like. Every, like, really bottom of the barrel, like, idea. It's just all that, like... Yeah, it's like... The crap. Five kids and one adult in a room. That, they should actually see one secret kid hides among five adults. One secret adult, they've definitely done that one.

They would do... You guys must have watched the one where it's one white guy hiding in the black guys. You're joking. It's the best... Okay, you're joking in that... Of course I've seen this. Yeah. Yeah, you've lived it.

It's the best video ever. Have you seen the one where it's the short guy with the tall guys? Yes. And it's like 10 seconds long because they're like, he's like, I'm seven foot. And they're like, how tall is your mom? And he's like, she's about like eight foot tall. That's how I would probably be. I would completely panic.

But the reason I brought it up was in this, because you know, it's like the Sam Cedar versus like 20 Republicans or whatever. And they always, and every one of these, they get the dumbest. gayest republican. The one gay Republican who's just a moron. I didn't finish it. Did you see the guy in the background? He's in like some other video, but there's like some like maga rapper there and he wears like Bowser spikes around his shirt. I think I know that guy. He's a mega like rapper. He dresses like little oozy and then he goes on there. He's like Trump is like the best for this country like all this shit. But he's like dressed like he's dressed like Timu Lil Uzi. It's so awesome.

I don't know if he talked, but that guy, Michael... What does the red flags mean when they pull them out? The red flags means I want to speak. Yeah. I think it means like we don't agree with this person. Or this person is not doing a good job. I want to speak. We actually really should have I want to speak flags

because we do a lot of interrupting of each other. What are you talking about? We're very accustomed to it to the point where I think... I think it could try one episode with... I think it could help where we do flags. I mean, I guess I don't know that it even... I think it's maybe probably. part of our charm. I guess

that we talk over each other. The reason I brought it up is they have the one gay Republican guy come up and he does one of my favorite dumb gay guy things ever where he says a word, uses a word completely wrong. He says buzzword. It's not even a buzz

no, no, not. Well, he does do that. I love this buzzword. That's amazing. But then at the end Sam Cedar is like, well, you and me we'll just never agree on now. this point. And he says, okay, well, then at this point, let's just illustrate this conversation. I was like, that is, I want more people like this guy in my life so badly.

Let's just illustrate this conversation. What did he say? He said, like, there's some point that he makes, oh, it's about the Tuskegee Airman. He says something like, he's like, Tuskegee Airman exists, and the guy's like, that's your opinion. That's your perspective. I love this guy It's so insane He has one of the worst Haircuts too Yeah

They're not treating him nice At that barber I just can't imagine This is the guy who says Talking about tax cuts And he says no They don't get tax cuts He says no they do

He's well yeah They're talking about the FDA Yeah And he's like The FDA gets tax cuts Because of DEI There's no They don't pay taxes

He's like they do They do Sorry They do I just love I don't believe that. I think also, you know what? I think there's that you have to have, you know, regardless of your beliefs,

you have to have something fundamentally so wrong with you to be able to speak that confidently to a man with gray hair. Yeah. If a man with gray hair is telling you that you're wrong, I'm like, even if I know I'm like a thousand percent, right? I'm like, oh, yeah, my bad. He stepped on my shoe and I'm like, I'm sorry.

Exactly. What are you doing? It doesn't matter who he is. You got to respect the gray hair, man. That's why Steve Martin made it so far so young. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, yeah, seeing like a guy with gray hair like that, like, I don't think I'd ever, like, I don't think I'd ever interrupt a person with gray hair. No, I would literally never, you would. You would. Yeah, I would. Yeah, you would. Interesting.

Yeah. Interrupt was it wasn't interesting. Yeah. You could any other rude thing and any other verb. Completely fine. No, because I would talk back to them, but I would wait my turn. I've never seen you talk back. I have an amazing scenario. Okay. What if you get to the TSA and by the way, it's early and you're hungover and you're, you hate that you're taking a plane for some reason and then you get to the TSA line and it's all old people. How are you acting? Not good. And you have a bomb in your bag. Yeah, because I have a bomb in my bag. You're not excited about having to, how, that's just awkward when they, because you put that, why do you even put the backpack on the conveyor? You know they're going to see the bomb instead of a plane. Yeah, that'd be annoying as fuck. You're flying on the back of a bird on a big leather

saddle. You're going to have to ride a bird today instead of flying in the plane because we sold X too many seats. It's a big bird. It's a big bird. I'm really bad with birds. It's big enough for you. You're having to, you have to speak at all. It doesn't have any. It says taking off when it takes off and it says landing when it lands. No, like inner like like, what's the word?

There's no pilot, so it doesn't need to say I'll be your pilot. What would you rather fly on? I'll be your bird today. I'll be your bird today. My name is Squawk. I'd rather hear that. What about a blue manteree in the sky? Why would it be flying? Because that's

They just kind of do that. Yeah, they look like they're flying in the ocean. I mean, if it's like some kind of a... Yeah, so... It's kind of like a sky manta. It's not. A sky manta. Sky manta is really cool, so don't knock it.

I'm not knocking. Some kind of a hybrid bird manta. No, not hybrid. It looks exactly like a manta ray. What if they said we ran out of seats on the plane, you can either take a bird or we can shoot you out of a cannon and we'll catch you in a net. at the other airport.

But it'll take as long as the flight. It'll take as long as the flight, but I'll be shot from a cannon. You'll be shot from a cannon. You'll be doing somersaults in the air for six hours flying across the country. I'd just sick. You're in a cannon out of L.A. into New York. Yeah, if it takes as long as the flight, I'd take the bird. Okay. Interesting. No bathroom on the bird.

Yeah, but the bird, I think, would understand. What would you rather do? No, because you're, you're sitting on the bird in such a way. At a certain point, I'm not. I'm falling asleep on that bird. This is what I'm telling you, though, when you need to go to the bathroom, if you shift at all, you're going to fall off the bird. You have to shit and pee right where you sit.

He said I had a saddle. Yeah. He has a saddle. You do have a saddle. But I'm telling you, there's stirrups on the saddle. There's no way for you to go to the bathroom without falling out. Oh, crap. Okay.

He said that there's a toilet. This is his bird. I don't know what bird he's talking about. What bird has a toilet? After he's done with his questions, I'm going to ask you about my bird. Okay. But the point. being if you take the bird you have to shit and pee in the bird's mouth where you're sitting

and the bird this is your bird again sorry i keep mixing up your bird and my bird is my flight refunded my bird is my flight's not refunded and i have to ride a bird it's more expensive it's a fucking bird you're not getting that money back no matter what which one is that which one is that which one which one do i get well no because every airline if you say that you've been booked on to a different flight you you you still get money back no no yeah no yeah there's a there's a lady on Instagram. You've got to look up this lady.

She tells you the secrets of flights. Okay. Does she talk about what happens if you know about birds or cannons? A little more interesting.

Yeah, but if they put you on a different flight or cancel your flight. Yeah, but what I'm telling you right now is that they're not doing that.

Yeah, but I could get triple my purchase charge. But I'm saying, what I'm saying to you right now is no. Look, if I think about this scenario.

I can ride a bird and I get triple my flight credit. So you think you can ride a bird? Yeah. You got to ride a bird. You're literally still flying.

At the same time, it takes the same amount of time. Yeah, but then it's the same amount of time. We're leaving at the same time, but it's not the flight I booked. So I should get triple my purchase charge. But you don't. It doesn't matter. This is why you guys are terrible. This is why you guys are terrible at flying.

That's fair. You are worse. You are worse. When it comes to flying, would you rather fly in the cargo hold with all the screaming, dying dogs and the suitcases? Or would you rather have to fly the plane? Are the Muppets there? like Muppets uh great Muppet caper hey stay with me stay with me is it a Muppet scenario nope nope

no stay with me stay with you got what kind of cages what kind of cages are the dogs in yeah do I see them they're just kennels do they're you hear them they're terrified some of them pass away would you rather do that or do you have to operate the autopilot I'd rather be in the cargo hold really yeah it gets rather cold in there I get to wear my it's getting pretty cheap wear all I get to wear all my clothes I don't have to bring a suit cage It took me of many, many, many years to logically realize in my mind that the suitcases are on the plane. Yeah. And they don't somehow get sent.

That is one of the most interestingly stupid things I've ever heard. I think that was something that I thought as a kid. Okay. Because you don't see. Well, you said it took you a long time. And, you know, that's what I'm saying. This is what I'm telling you. It's something I thought as a kid that I believed as a kid and just never interrogated until very late.

Can you tell, are you, do you feel comfortable telling me what age? I feel like, I feel like, you know, I don't actually have an exact age to give you. I feel like it's got to be in high school. I really do. Because it's just not, I wasn't flying very much. Yeah. And it wasn't just something I ever thought about it. You're not having to interrogate that. I'm never, I'm never thinking about it. And then there was a point where I was like, oh, yeah. They go up. They're on the plane. Did you feel smart for figuring it out yourself? No, I felt pretty stupid. Oh, I would have been like, because I was imagining. I think my. My childhood imagination was that there was either a separate plane that they just put the bags on. Like a freight plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or they get sent on like a super fast train or something. Well, that makes sense because a lot of the times, especially when you're a kid, it feels like forever waiting for the luggage to get off the plane. Right, and you don't see it.

They're waiting for the luggage. You drop it off. It's like if it goes on the plane, why am I not carrying it onto the plane and putting it in? Yeah, it's a good point. It should be a hole. How come they don't? How the plane isn't clear? Yeah, that is also something that I've thought of.

Because it fucking freak you out. Nah. Parts of it are clear. I call them windows. Whole plane should be clear. Whole plane. Should be clear plastic metal. Clear metal.

What would you, well, what, name one clear metal. Let's see, let's see, let's see you try to do a gotcha on that. On clear metal.

I'm stuck. It sounds like you're the one. I will say, ignored the gotcha when he said, name one clear metal. Why? I just don't got you. I'm sorry. There is something about this, this way of sitting that just feel like I'm interrogating you. This feels like it's because the light behind.

We're becoming jubilee. We're both one guy versus two other guys. One guy versus two. You know what I didn't know. You feel like you're interrogating me because you watch the Jubilee video and you like to do stuff that you watched. Really? Yeah. So what should I?

There's so many times where he's come in wearing like a new style of clothing. because he just watched something that's true i wear a duster that one time he wore a duster after i watched tombstone yeah he watched tombstone he came in dressed up like a woman when he watched bugs bunny bugs bunny was the first time i saw a woman yeah well when you saw when you saw someone dressing up as a woman to be funny you were like that would be funny if i dressed up like a woman and came into the studio i remember that yeah you were like okay time to trick fud that was the first time i someone with ears. Yeah.

And when he found out about... When he saw ears in a movie... When you guys remember me, when you think of me in your head, do I have ears on the side of my head? Do I just have a ball for a head? Or when we do what? When you imagine me.

You mean if? When... When you imagine me. Do you imagine that I have ears on the side of my head? I mean, most of the time that I see you, you got these... This is what you look like to me.

You do look exactly like this. Homer Simpson. No, the other one next to it. The picture, the photograph of you. Is that really what I look like? In my head, that's what you look like. That's so sweet. But it ends there.

I mean, you see. What do you mean it ends? Well, you can see where your finger is. It ends. I don't have a bottom when you imagine me. I don't imagine your bottom. You're not here. I don't imagine your bottom.

Just the whole. You're thinking about your friend and you just only imagine their lower body, their legs. That might be more helpful than trying to remember somebody's face. is trying to remember their jeans their jeans be like those are interesting jeans those are new new i can just hope they wear them again at some point yeah yeah some guy earlier like when you guys were talking about the jubilee thing i caught his his gaze when he was walking by and uh he walked forward and then walked back and looked at me and went and then he likes it yeah i think he was impressed with the studio oh thank you man it's all it's all it's all set up for

set up. I wish that we, I really wish that we did do the, I think we talked about this, but like getting a really long XLR and then putting a microphone right there and just letting people walk up. Yeah. Just say one thing and scare us. That's a great idea actually. But like there's no way, someone would steal it and there's no way to like, don't steal. Don't steal. Or we could put a chain. We could put a chain up to the fence. A chain with a microphone at the end, that would be so bad. No, I meant like it chained up, but that's actually a way better idea.

It was way cooler. Yeah. Well, you can just, well, you could just entwine. See, there's another person walking up. It's a lot of kids. It's a bus stop. We don't have to worry about every person

who walks to the bus stop and stands at it. Well, he stared in. He looked directly at me. I mean, he looked in the door. It's a glad, clear door. You're looking at him. You're talking about putting a microphone. You also said out loud loudly, now a kid is walking up to the door.

Dude, he's going to come in and beat us up. You think that people can't hear. No, you can't. But it's a glass door. You can't hear through that door. No. I'm seeing your whole life flash before.

No, you can't. There's no, hold on, hold on. You guys have to talk as long as you can now. There's no way. Let's just. Okay. All right. We're going to talk as loud as we can.

Ready? he's checking us why is he checking we're for the audio listeners we're mouthing as if we can yeah we're pretending to talk

he's okay now he's trying to face time I'm not I'm not no my face time doesn't work I'm gonna pretend yeah

my face time doesn't work sorry buddy come back inside come back inside it's time for work time for work I really don't understand what

why you Did you hear it? Why are you still out there? Why are you still at all? Why are you at the... What are you laughing at... What are you laughing at? Nobody can see you.

What? You guys hear of it. We're sitting here doing the whole podcast. You can't hear anything out there? No. You go try it now. I mean, I just believe you. No.

I'm not going to, no, we just did that. Me and him, we weren't even saying anything. We're just going like, rah, blah, blah, blah, the entire time you're out there. I don't believe you. We were trying to carry the weight. We had a ton of you, one of you, one of you go outside. Why? You just did the experiment.

You don't, you don't even trust your own conclusion? I don't, I don't trust, I don't trust my own conclusion. Okay, so it's figured out. We can say whatever we want about anybody who walks. by and they'll have no idea that we did that. It's good to know. It really is. That kid had no idea.

We were wrong. You were right. Now you're saying there's no way. Now I think that you guys are messing with me because I can't tell if you were talking. I tried to call to see. You can't tell you we were talking because it was quiet. I don't know.

I'm confused now. This is confusing to me. This is confusing to me now. I just don't understand anything in the world anymore. Did we blow your mind? I think my mind's blown. You're just being so surprised by how right you are. That's the thing that shatters your world for you.

Being just completely... I'm not usually right when I do science. I guess that's fair. I guess that's fair. All my science experiments never really work. What other experiments have you done? You ever do this experiment? freeze water

and a club mate freeze milk sorry you're trying to quit drinking what isn't that a isn't that like a sober guy drink it's a Yirba Mote

that I had two days ago that I just used as a water bottle oh oh oh oh Mote a club mate I thought that was a sober guy and you drink that's in the club and you drink that at the club that was a thing back in the

that was like a thing in like the early that was a thing people were drinking yeah people were drinking yeah people drink club mate at at like bars and stuff. I've seen it. Well, yeah, it's just a Yerba Mante.

That's fucking crazy. That ice cream truck must be so loud for us to be able to hear it here. Okay, I'm coming clean, we completely pretended. You were right, and then we tried to fool you. Fuck! It almost worked in this fucking ice cream truck

who drives by, we hear every note of my favorite song. Okay, I'm sorry for betraying you. Yeah. Wait, yeah, but you could hear that out there. but that's because the window's open. It's because the windows cracked. The window is not.

You're crazy. What are you talking? Why would that come in? Look over the windows are all closed. No, why would sound be able to come in but not out? Because there's probably soundproofed or something. fuck man i really thought we had you for something we even got past the stage of you being like

you guys are messing with me yeah you got after we we we were we ran away with that that was we were home free i was like this is that there's some point where it becomes just a real lie yeah and that was almost there's no purpose that search there's no point to not even that funny. No, no, not even that. Just lying for no reason. Just really to deceive you. And I don't want to be doing stuff like that. No. You can probably hear those bike wheels going as well. That was an interesting person. Somebody, if you are, that hunched over with a bike. Yeah. Why are you even walking? Just get on the bike and ride away. Sheep dog hair. Shaggy, shaggy, shaggy, shaggy. Dude, this tight Coke is not sitting so well inside of my body.

water, but it was Diet Coke. Well, not the water, but the water was matto. The water was, well, the water was always water or maybe at some point it was something else. It's a burp. What is not an horrible?

Why is that so surprising to you? Man, what a night. Yeah, what a night. What a night. Oh, man. What other hypotheticals have you guys been thinking of recently. This is always a good time

to catch up on this. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not really, I'm trying to think of any of them that I've thought of. Do you know what seems horrible to go through that I would like to sneak

into a hypothetical at some point? Mummification. Yeah. Would you rather be, I was just reading about this would rather be these people in Papua, New Guinea. Is that how you pronounce that?

Papua, they make mummies, they smoke people's bodies like a mummy like they jerky them to make them into mummies while they're alive I think that what

would you smoke a mummy? Would you ever smoke mummy? Like smoke it in a bowl? You probably get a terrible disease but who knows it's just crap at some point At a certain point it becomes It's like smoking a leather

Dude they used to eat mummies I saw some smoking crack today No they didn't used to eat mummies Did they? Yeah Yeah The Melified man Yeah and they had mummy powder too

It was believed to cure. That was like Victorian England, right? They would have mummy. They would have mummy eating parties, dude. The more I find out about these, these British. Two different, they did that. They had the mummy powder. And then there was also that ancient,

I think it was Chinese belief that you could, if you covered a guy and honey and buried him underground for 100 years, his body would become a bee. A complete cure for all things, even maybe getting stung by. B. I can't think of it. Human B.

Is there any way to cure a B sting or do you just have to fucking live with it? I've never got stung by a B. It's one of those things that sticks with you for the rest of your life.

I was thinking about asking somebody to sting me or a B. Asking or like asking somebody to sting you with it anyway, the point being I was thinking of getting stung. I've never had.

You've never been stung. They say they say you're more likely to be like have an allergic reaction of obesity the second time you're stung because your body asses. So I'm like I probably shouldn't. I should just...

You got one buffer. You get one free. Yeah, you get one for the Eastering. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe I don't know. But I'm also like, you know, yeah, maybe I want to try it. I've been stung once and I...

So a second one's going to be... A second one could be really bad for me, but also I remember it as the worst pain I ever have experienced in my entire life. Were you a child? Yeah, I was a 17. Okay. I don't remember if I got stung by a bee or bit by a wasp. Yeah.

I don't... Wasps bite. But they bite? When they bite, it makes it... I saw you trying to get ready to getting ready to... Well, what's this fucking thing for? He's right about everything. Oh my God, my ear.

What's this for? You scared his ear. My bad. I went too deep with a Q-tip yesterday of having deep issues. Why is the dude one of the most relatable scenes in movie television history? I didn't go so bad as her, but it definitely has been bothering me. I get in there. I usually, I'm pretty careful.

I get, I know just how in there I can get, but my hand just slipped and it's been I'm poking new thoughts into my brain every single time there was a like it didn't even hurt there was just an impact and a sound and feeling where I was like oh we probably just destroyed how stupid doctors are I just did something bad that's all every single doctor's like oh don't put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear and it's like bitch it won't fit doctors doctors be saying not saying bigger than your elbow bigger than your elbow in your ear. Nothing bigger than your elbow should go in your ear canal. I think they say smaller. Well, nothing bigger than your elbow should go in either. I think I meant to say

smaller when I said this. I gave you a chance to correct. Yeah, I know. I still said bigger. Look, I have a lot of, I have a struggle a lot with just the English language. Bigger versus small. This seemed more like a conceptual thing, though, because you did know that bigger things won't figure your ear. Do you ever think about the maybe the, maybe English just isn't your language you need to find you a different one. You're going to learn like Tagalog. Yeah, something like that I think would be great for you. Like a famous novelist. You'd be like, you could end up being like a genius

of another language. A 3,000 page novel in Korean or something. Epic. Also, that was beautiful pros. I also feel like reading right to left might come naturally for you. Wow. I tried to, there was like this, it was this thing that like showed you how to read Korean. Okay. and like how you could like write like a thing it was like an infographic thing and it was like

I remember seeing it in high school and convincing myself that like oh dude I could like read Korean if I like studied this and I remember like writing out a sentence in that and then realizing like oh yeah no this is like how in Japan or whatever like it's not what's the word for um is it's not kanji yeah it is yeah but kanji is like the actual like language there's like the one

where if you have to like write an American name oh yeah there's kanji and kiragana right yeah something like that I think I was doing that but for Korean where I was just writing stuff

that's like a phonetic yeah I was doing the phonetic Korean alphabet and I was like oh I did not learn it at all you didn't learn any of this I didn't learn anything and I was like look I wrote my name

I wish that and it was like this is not, this is gibberish. If we had that in English, what words, something like kanji, what words kind of look like what they are? Okay, I got one for you right

off the bat. This one's basically I've seen on this on Facebook dozens of times. Bed. It looks like a bed. Bed. It looks like a bed. Bed is a full English kanji. Fully a bed. Apple, we could just well, I don't know. Well, yeah, but if we're doing English kanji, it should just

move. Oh. Oh. Oh. Looks like an O. But we could just move the words around until it looked like you could just spell the word apple. Look at this. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, back to the whiteboard.

I mean, this is the perfect activity for the whiteboard. The whiteboard needs more love. This is a word. So we got bad. But what about this? B.E. Stripes and Stinger.

Yeah, that's pretty good too. You just have to write it at an angle a little bit. And you need to put a dotted line behind it as well. Like it's flying. Yeah. You know that dotted line? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Oh, this is... So what's this? It looks like it says PPP L... What's... All right. Okay. So that looks like a lowercase cue, two peas. Oh, wait.

I think something happened to me in my sleep last night. I think I lost oxygen to my brain. I just thought of another one. There's no... There's no way I'm nis. stupid today. There's no way I'm this stupid today. Check this out. This is another word that basically looks like what it is.

Okay. All right. I'm seeing a B. Oh, bot. Or even well, it's kind of... The whole time I thought this said cot. Boobes, robot. Boobes. It doesn't quite... This looks like a circuit board. Doesn't it look like a robot?

This looks like a circuit board. Oh, or... W-S-E... See, that's what I was trying to do with. With Apple. Wheel. That's what I was trying to do with Apple. That's Apple? Man.

What? Oh, man. They messed up. All right. Well, in what? I mostly made, I mean, if you're just going to make it a circle? If that said shrimp, it would look more like a shrimp. You know, it's kind of a circle?

Yeah, you know, like a cooked shrimp. Yeah, I guess they curl up like that. This kind of looks like a person. Yeah, but it needs to say the words. Right now that just says or. You just drew a stick, man. I can't find any letters in there. hat.

Hat could work. It looks like a hat could work. Yeah. There. Okay, so this is a long-term project for us, I think. American kanji. American kanji is very difficult. It is hard, and I see why it took thousands of years probably to come up with all the original kanji stuff.

Well, those stuff is so old that they came up with that so fast and never changed it. One of them, honestly, one of my very favorite sentences I've ever heard you say. Why? Why? Those stuff are so old. I didn't say that. Yes, you did. That they can't even remember the second half, but it hit me like a truck. That was amazing.

Today is truly one of the best days of my life. Everybody is having a bad sleep. Yeah, you got a bad sleep. I got a bad sleep. Did you have a bad dream? I had an amazing sleep. Trying to think about the dream in my head. Well, this just means that this is how you are.

This is the real you. I think I'm just the stupidest guy in the world. No, it can't. No. Not the world. I don't think you're the stupidest guy in the world. I think we should do our topic for the day. Oh, yeah.

Okay. I feel like we can do a lot on this topic. All right. Let's jump into it then. Guys, a lot of people have asked us, you know, we've done over 600 episodes of this show or something. Is it 600? I don't know. Yeah, it's got to be over 600.

They're both on three. Oh, yeah, that's right. We've done, have we actually, I just said that out of my ass. Yeah, it was 600 something. 600, then plus the Dungeons and Dragons. More, yeah. I mean, we've done hundreds. We're coming close to a cumulative 1,000.

I mean, between the ones that... Right. Between the ones that we have... What do you mean, right? Is 600 close to 1,000? Is that what you're... It's pretty close. Because the 600's not counting the D&D.

D&D, there's a lot of D&D. We've done other... We're coming towards a thousand hours. No. We sure we've... We've definitely done a thousand hours. Definitely, yeah, we're coming up to 10,000 is what I meant to say. We're pretty far from 10,000.

We're far from 10,000. But you wouldn't know that watching the show. Is that good? It's really, it doesn't mean anything. It just is maybe we just aren't. Well, how closer we did 10,000? So if we're, if we've done a thousand hours. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, so 10,000 minus 1,000. Mm-hmm. You had to guess. Yeah, but we haven't, there's no way that it's because we did zero thousand, take the one out. Yeah. Good, but I want to hear him say it. 10,000 minutes, maybe. Maybe.

We've easily done 10,000 minutes. Okay, the point is, everybody's asking, how did you guys get some damn good at this? How do you do this week after week? I know. What is amazing? This is this product.

Cream of the crop. I mean, we wanted today, we wanted to do a kind of... Give us $2,000 a month. $2,000? $2,000. I meant.

Yeah. Yeah. It was $20,000 a month to hear this. Well, not this. This is free. Not, yeah, this one is free. Yeah, that's true.

But this, but this should be fucking, we get $6 a month from YouTube. Yeah, it's pretty big. I think we literally get less than a dollar a month from YouTube. We don't make any money and we've never done ads too.

So we make more than you. I think we can't do ads because of the art, foul mouse. And also our. Punk behavior. Well, fuck advertisers. We'd go against our ethos.

But today we basically wanted to do a behind-the-scenes making of tutorial and break down how exactly from start to finish we create an episode of podcast. Yeah, so usually on we have a Monday meeting every week and we get together. Monday. Well, we used to do monthly. We did that a couple times. Well, here's the thing. If you want to do, if you want to do. It's just not right.

If you want to do what we do. maybe used to do. If you want to do what we do, stop doing monthly. Go to Monday. Okay. There we go. Monday.

First rule of podcasting. Here's the dish. Yesterday, we had our monthly, or I'm, fuck, you're kidding. Why did you say monthly? It's not monthly.

It's not monthly. It's weekly. We have our Monday meeting. There's one Monday a week. We're like, what should we do for the episode this week? And we said, what if we come up with the idea

for the episode and not just the episode, or not just the idea, we show everything. So we show our process. The entire process. We'll come up with the idea, the title, the thumbnail, the description, has some ideas for what to talk about, and then we'll be out the door.

Uh-huh. Yeah. And then it's over. We just want to show you our creative process so that you can replicate it because honestly, there's not enough stuff that is exactly like us. There's not enough podcasts about List in the world, and it would be nice if some other people could pick up the slack. So at the end of this, I were hoping that other people do.

Exactly. I want to challenge. every other podcast in the world put out an episode of podcast about lists and you know what

even if you're just a regular ass guy who works do it just do an episode a podcast about list just do one and you want to put it out

just make it for yourself just well and give it to make it for us yeah and if we get 365 of these we're retiring to go on vacation

yeah and you guys get one episode a day for an entire year okay so let's think about that let's get in the headstress we're getting up in the year so we're going to make sure. Hold on. Let me turn my watch to Monday. Okay. Okay.

So let's see. Let me turn my hands around. What do we say on Monday? Good morning or good evening. Here's the Monday meeting. Guy, well, first of all, do we want to read through our agenda from the previous Monday from yesterday's meeting? Yes. Julio, I don't think I have. Can you read this out to us? Pull up, pull up the best agenda. Wait, never mind. Caleb has it. I got no. Pull up the best agenda that we had. The best agenda we've had. Yeah. What do you think, whatever you think the best one. Well, real quick, let's talk about the names of the meeting, the weekly meetings on Notion yesterday was daylight savings is over, weekly meeting. Before that, it was Marchly, thirdly, weekly.

The next one was, let's take a look, weekly meeting. I've never seen any of these. The next one was. Julio's been really great at naming them. Guerrilla weekly meeting. Yeah. The next was great. Full side pig weekly meeting.

Not size pig. Weekly in the car. New Yearly. Weekly, weekly. Weekly with a Halloween pumpkin. I love America weekly meeting. Awesome weekly meeting. And that was,

seems like that's the end of the ones that he... Have good names, yeah. I think this year was a... We decided we were going to start naming them different. I think instead of going through at what actually went down on this meeting, Let's just read the agenda items just as an example, and then we'll move into coming up with an idea,

which is usually our main. So just go through and just read these as bullet points. We won't even comment on them. Okay, let me find this one. Okay, this is the one yesterday. Okay. According times this week, episode idea for this week, Patrick hung out with someone this week.

What games should Patrick get on his new modded Nintendo DS? And finally, my question for Cameron. These are, we pay about $21 a month for this service just so we can write all this down. Yeah. Well, it's a good way to organize thoughts. And, you know, you type something in

while everyone's in the meeting on the agenda thing. Then you have to talk about it. Then you can talk about it. And so for the, yeah, so that's an idea of a weekly meeting. So we'll do this. And then, okay, so a weekly meeting. So the agenda for today would be maybe getting a bigger whiteboard, and maybe a bigger marker so that people can see it better.

And then we would open up for suggestions like, what about a whiteboard wall? Yes, and then you would probably say the wall's already white. Why can't we just draw on that? And me and Cameron, it'd probably be at about a 45 minute back and forth with us and you about how you can't draw on the wall. And you'd say, why don't we just put whiteboard paint down? Yes. You would turn out to be completely right. Yeah. And then we would end up doing the whiteboard idea for it to be a whiteboard paint wall, which is actually, again, even now, I think is a great idea. Even though I just for one second had tried to think like you and immediately came up with a great idea. What was it? To make the whiteboard the wall. Oh. And then you had a

already said it. Yeah, but then you said that we could do that because it would be paint. And that's an amazing collaboration because we both acted like you. Okay. Okay. So every week we basically talk about various things, but the one constant we always are going to be talking about ideas. Ideas. Because we're ideas, guys. Here's, and I'll tell you what my process usually is. I slook.

I look. You slook. I slook. First, I slick around me. And then we would put down at the bottom of the agenda, Cameron's new word. I just say whatever word I think of. So this is actually, this is how a little behind the curtain. This is how we came up with the

New Year's mix off. That is true. Because I looked at Trail Mix and I said, what about the Trail Mix episode? This is how most of my ideas come about. Or I'll watch a TV show and say, we should copy this TV show.

Yeah, so that's pretty good. Or I listen to an E1 episode and I say, we should copy it. Yeah, that's always. That's a lie. I don't listen to them. I go to the description. You just read the descriptions

and then you copy it. That's how you do all podcasts. You just go to E1. and then... Yeah, because they've done it all. They basically are our ideas, guys. Yeah. And then we just take whatever they do.

We take whatever they did months ago so that maybe they forgot. They forget about it so that we can be like, well, we didn't know you did it. Right. Or we could say, why did you guys rip us off? Yeah. We had that idea, actually, before you guys even did that, you must have hacked into our notion or our Google Drive. Yeah, and we can show you on Notion that we already had this idea of backdated six months.

Yep, exactly. Let's brainstorm right now. Okay. What will this episode be about? episode would be the episode that we're creating okay so you know me i'm always going to like hot topic what about the xLR cable episode well that's something that's in front of you that's a good example of yours could be what about one about how to wear a dress or not what about we do it we're recording episode where we all are inside of cardboard boxes

okay yeah the package the package or shipping episode could be called the package deal there we go so this is an amazing example of how it works and we can It could be about deals. Yeah. Yeah. And we could take turns like, if somebody says some dumb ass shit or loses the game, we tape the box. And we would say we're taping the package deal. Yeah.

So that's something we could say in the episode itself. Okay. Or we could say that while we're taping it. Well, that's pretty good. Let's move forward on this taping on the, what was it called? The package deal. Let's tape the packaging. The package deal.

Taping. Yeah, sorry. I got confused. Okay, the package deal. So it's a game show. Well, it's already. It's already. package show.

Boxing. Box boxing? We couldn't do box boxing. They did that in SpongeBob. Yeah. It would be... SpongeBob is always good. We could copy SpongeBob.

We do rip off Spongebop a lot too. We could stop. We could stop going to E1 and maybe start going to SpongeBob. Oh, Bubble Buddy. Bubble Buddy is amazing. Bubble Buddy is stuck with me for a long time. Yeah. Bubble Buddy.

Yeah, but Bubble Buddy is not that interesting. He's just a bubble. You're a fucking idiot. Have you seen the episode? It's a, ha, ha, ha, it's a giraffe. Remember that? Yes. That's something that Patrick says, though.

The bubble doesn't really say much. But that's something that Patrick says. Yeah. Huh. Okay. We could get Plankton on the show. It'd be hard. We've got sure how it.

He's booked up. Yeah. Under the table. What? Episode under the table. Okay. Like under the sea. Upside down.

The table. We just want to see what that would be like to get under the table. Let's go. We'd all get under the table. We just try. See, we can try. I'm just, this is the kind of thing. It's about like being, being in the space.

It's okay. I mean, we'll clean it up when we actually do the episode. Yeah, this is just an experiment. All right. Okay, so this. So immediately. I don't really fit down here. Yeah, Cameron doesn't fit.

You need to spread out a little bit. I need to spread out. Yeah, spread out. Like, you see me? It's not my leg. It's the, my leg fit. Yeah, but you see how I'm, like, kind of laying? How do I spread out my head?

Oh, I see what you're doing. Like, lay down. I'm kind of in a place where I can't do that because of the way my spine is bent. I can't really move at all. This is pretty good. You might be stuck here for a while. I'm kind of stuck, actually. Well, you could, I mean, maybe.

Don't pull down any of the wires. I want to pull down the wires. Well, that would ruin the episode. So here's my, here's my, I like this idea, guys. The problem is so far under the table, really all we've been talking about is just on the table. So maybe let's, like, does anyone? Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the news?

We could talk about the news under here. We should talk about something that we don't want anyone to see us talking about. Okay. Okay. Did you vote for Trump this year? Well, yeah, we all voted for Trump. This year? This year.

Yeah, I did this year. I was mailed in my ballot yesterday. I was a little busy. I was mail on a lot of stuff. I was mailing valentines. Well, that's why it's called an absentee ballot. because you're gone. I've been mailing my Valentine since November.

I don't have time to go to the post office of mail a fucking ballot. I mean, let's be real. I mean, you think the president, do you think that the president is more important than my fucking Valentine? Oh,

fuck no. No way. The president ain't giving me none. No. Or maybe he, I mean, you know, you never know where that's going to end up.

He could give you some. The thing is, honestly, I do find myself a little more relaxed where the cameras are. Lying down is actually. Lined down. You know what is these damn harsh lights. they really make me feel stupid.

I think we just need to have, I wish that we didn't have all this fucking bullshit because what we really need is just a set with nothing. Yeah. We literally need to be pacing and we need to take everything out of this entire room and we need to be walking around with handheld mics. Oh, we should get like Tony Robbins mics

and put them like on the sides of our heads. What's him? He's the motivational speaker. Like the Britney Spears' mark? Yeah. We got to get Britney Spears mics and then we walk around. We walk around and we get a 360. We really would, that would, I think, enhance our...

Let's do one. Let's get an InstaFlix 360. We each have one on. I think... Motivational episode with motivational microphones. I'm trying to think of what's the... Because that's a great idea just in general for everything. Yeah. I mean, that we, I think we just solved the entire show.

So we don't need the package idea anymore? Well, that was just our first... Wait, wait, wait, wait, we have the road mics. We could just clip the road mics to our shirts. It goes up to the... The road mics go into the thing from up there. to the thing from us. They go into the thing

from the above. Our wireless lab mics can autoly can automatically connect. I like that. See, you're coming up with even better words down here. Yeah. I'm in serious.

My back hurts a lot. My elbow and my kind of side are hurting me. So I don't think that we could do an entire episode. We've carpeted it or pillowed it down there. Why didn't no one pillow their house? No podcast does anything with pillows. I've been popping my head up. No peeking guys.

It goes against the, entire idea being under the tip. I'm not liking it down here. All right, let's get it. Let's go back up. Let's go back up. It's not, you know. It was just trying some stuff out.

Ew. What? Your butt touched my fucking face. It is. Ew. Look at all this dust and shit that all got everyone on me. Okay. So that's in a perfect example of like a Monday meeting, not everything's going to work.

Yeah. I think out of the best episode, I mean, we had a great idea for reforming. the entire show, which is another thing we usually do every Monday meeting. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Let's figure out how to change completely everything. But I think that the packaged game show. All right, let's keep rolling. I don't know. I like the other one better. Under the table,

we just tried that. No, no, no, no. The Tony Robbins 360s style. That's changed the entire show completely to be. I think we should walking around in a big white padded cell. Yeah. To make it soundproof. Yeah. That is what we should do. Oh, an episode about sound.

we could do an episode on wave forms okay there's three there's three there's let's push all that back saw that was a saw wave right there

burp is I think would be a saw basic of waves that's true that's why you forgot it's just fucking basic yeah it is basic we actually but it's fucking cool

you know what cut all the sign waves out of this episode yeah would a burp be a square no no no no that'd be a sound like

but I think I think those are just or generally like it's not so that something would be I like this idea of showing Caleb different waveforms and then he has to guess what they would sound like well I like the idea of us trying to create certain shapes and hidden messages in episodes of the podcast

okay we could put one right here okay so like you know just reverse something underneath us talking in that shit how the fuck they do that how did they figure out oh we gotta be like yeah or bad or whatever yeah I guess you just have to say that the word spelled backwards someone put a pentagram in the waveform they've done this before yeah

I don't know. I remember this. I think it was either Apex, twin, or Venetian snares, but they put a picture of a cat in the waveform. In the waveform? How'd they do that, is my saying? There was a program that you could put pictures in the spectic graphs. Yeah. He didn't do it by hand.

That's what I was wondering is that the guy know, he was like, okay, I have to be like, to make the fucking shape. Guys, we don't have an idea yet. We have a Monday meeting is almost over. We have the package. Okay. All right.

So, all right. Okay. Okay. Package deal. Yeah. And we're done. We're done. What's the episode?

Okay. We'll figure it out when we record. That's the idea. We'll figure it out when we record. Okay. So that is basically how a Monday meeting would work. On to the next thing. The title.

Yeah. Okay. So we kind of only have the title. We worked backwards from the title. The title. We kind of have the title package deal box edition. Box Box Boxing. Box Boxing.

That's good. Package deal. Box Box Box Boxing. Edition. Edition. Yeah. Okay, but what, wouldn't every episode? Special edition.

Special edition. Box, boxing, special edition, addiction? Package deal. Special edition addiction? I have a special edition addiction. That's a good title. I have a special edition addiction. I got a special edition addiction addiction.

That's a good title. And I have a mission. Watching Lord of the Rings extended in the kitchen. In the kitchen, watching Lord of the Rings, it's so bitch and cool. Whenever they use different rings and they go to the different schools. The Wizards and Witches and Witches schools. we go to what's a Hogwarts we're not what's

what's Hogwarts what's Hogwarts what's Hogwarts my dog farts every time I touch him so something like that but that would be in the episode itself yeah okay so let's think let's think let's move past title then we have the title

we have to go to idea yeah we already did the idea what's the idea the idea is package deal that's the title yeah but okay so how okay so the idea is all three of us are in boxes Yeah, I guess. So, okay, Pat sounds like he doesn't like the idea. Wouldn't we be boxing with the boxes?

It's just a title. The title isn't always the thing. Sometimes we title an episode and then we don't do anything with it. Yeah, exactly. It's not a big... So we're in boxes. We're in boxes. Similar to the under the table.

I thought we were boxing with the boxes. Well, how would that work? Because I just want to hear. I don't know. Boxes on hands? you just want to fight us? I don't know. I just heard the title and I was like,

all right, I guess we're doing this now. No, no, no. I don't think we should. Do you think we should box? Probably not. Okay. All right, if Cameron says no,

then we don't have to. Well, boxes are sharp. Yeah, the corners are. It's going to hurt you. You can get one of the scientists say is one of the most dangerous paper cuts is from cardboard. I've heard that too because it's so thick.

It's more of a slight. A scientist that I grew up with named Dr. Dad. Really? He told me about that, yeah. Does he know Mr. Mom? Mr. Mom? I don't know. Remember that song, Mr. Mom?

Is it a movie? Yeah, Michael Keaton movie. It's a movie with a song in it. Oh, okay. Called Mr. Mom. I never seen it, but I knew the name. Basically, he tells him the story of the movie. Buster's son.

They're not related. Buster has so many sons. Bust his son. That is true as fuck. They're all Buster's sons. Okay, so we have the title. We have the idea. The idea is we're just in a box, I guess.

Yeah. But, okay. All right, fine. Let's not just fucking sit here all day and talk about the idea. There's more elements. It's one of the five pillars of podcasting is the idea. Okay. So title and idea is the first two pillars.

The next one is the thumbnail. So for a thumbnail, what would you guys think? A good thumbnail for... It's got to have boxes in it because it's got to... It's cast a show. Yeah. Maybe Caleb's face on a box. Yeah, because Caleb's face gets clicks. It does.

Bald. Yeah. Strange. Oh, my God. It'd be... we could do Jack in the box but it's you sorry

go back it's a Monday meeting right we're not doing I don't need that's why I can say stuff like that if we were recording an episode I wouldn't say that it would be mean yeah

yeah you don't want people to in a Monday meeting is when you can you can kind of you can rag on on someone a little more because it's not public all right it looks strange strange

yeah just strange just people a lot of people click on those videos of me because they're thinking is this a human what is this strange What is this? That honestly is a pretty good...

What about a picture of... What about, like, a picture of your face, but it's a dog, like a... Like some kind of a white bee... Doxened. I just had an incredible idea for the thumbnail. Was that to do in boxes? Sorry, yes. Boxer or dog...

Oh, I see. And it also sounds... Doxin sounds like boxened. I had an incredible idea for the thumbnail. But every thumbnail we ever do, we put the episode number on the corner.

What if this, we just put fucking episode a thousand oh yeah that's good idea that's gonna people are gonna be people are gonna be like they're a thousand in this is gotta be amazing how long did i sleep yeah that's good that's good that's a good idea it's a great people think they're fucking crazy yeah episode a thousand why don't we just lie about the number who gives a shit we should start doing that yeah this episode a thousand let's just lie to these fuckers he's fucking monday meeting ungrateful assholes can say this in monday meeting he's fucking shit he's fucking shit Birds.

Okay, that's too far even in the... Really? Yeah. S. Bird? Shitbird is too bad for calling everyone? Is shit bird? Something that people say when bird shit is real. Yeah.

That's true. I don't like shit bird as a word. Shitbird is your bird from the beginning of the episode. I said it because I was being... Well, he runs on shit, but he's not... I said that to be ironic and I really don't like that word. Shitbird. It's not...

It's not... It's just two things that I don't think would go together. You don't like shit... turd. Yeah, that'd be good, too. Shit turd. Bird shit makes sense. Bird shit makes sense.

I don't like shit bird. Turd. Nobody says turd like that anymore. I do. You don't, though. I do. I don't remember the last time he said turd. Look it up.

All right. Fucker. Okay, so thumbnail, maybe a box full of shit. A box full of shit that says a thousand. And I'm climbing out of it like I'm being born. I'm being born out of it. Yeah.

You're being born to a poop mother. Okay. Let's just do that then. It's just a woman made a poop and I'm crawling out of her vagina and then you don't see... Not crawling out of her vagina. Yeah, but you have to censor that for YouTube.

YouTube is... Completely uncensored. No, no. Baby's head coming out of a vagina. We'll get banned. We'll get banned. It's medical. You know why. And we put the word for medical use only

vagina made a poop is not medical. It's not. It's just not. It's just not. It's deeply sexual. It is so like deeply erotic. I couldn't even defend it. I couldn't even defend this as a joke.

It totally could happen. Okay, we got the thumbnail sort of. It could happen. I mean, it easily. Well, if it totally could happen, I mean, why not? That doesn't make a medical thing. We put the word, we put, it's just a picture of a home birth, and it says for medical use only on the thumbnail. YouTube doesn't censor thumbnails because they couldn't happen.

Yeah. That's not the issue. Yeah, but if we write for medical use only on it, for educational purposes, for educational purposes. Okay, all right, we're in, we're in court. I'm YouTube's lawyer. You're you and me and him. Okay. And can you go ahead and tell the court, in what way, what educational purpose do you feel like this thumbnail serves? The, the edge, well, thank you for asking me that. Yes. Well, kill him with kindness. We're going to kill him with kindness. You're right. Defending yourself in court. Your honor or the honorable lawyer, Mr. YouTube, thank you for asking me that.

My name is Greg Gregory. Okay, the honorable Gregory. You don't have to say the honorable. I'm just a lawyer. Well, someday you could be a judge. Kill him what kindness. He's a kindest defendant I've ever. Well, the thumbnail itself had nothing to do with the episode,

but we think that our fan base does not know what a homebirth looks like. So we were trying to educate our fans as to what a homebirth would be. So I'm the judge. Although it had nothing to do with the... So the judge is speaking. You're not being very kind right now. Order. I just have one question. Yeah.

Go ahead, Judge. about just if you could talk a little about the you know the poop aspect of the vagina That was going to be my next point So I was the judge I want to hear

During during some births During I'm not trying to be funny I'm not trying to be funny At all Okay During some births

A woman will push so hard That her Anus and vaginal wall split and form into one hole. You thought this was funny? What part of that is funny? Jesus Christ, it's horribly gory.

It's terrible. I'm glad you're not trying to be funny. I'm telling you. You're laughing a lot in the court case, but I'm not laughing in the court case, but I'm not laughing in the court right now because this is a theoretical court. In this theoretical court, I still want to ask you, why is she made of poop? It's the making of. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, that's the episode that we're doing.

Yeah, it's the making of. Okay, back to the theoretical court. She's not made of, of it. It's just there. She is. Well, why is she covered head to toe and poop in a way that it perfectly outlines her entire body? I think that in this, in this scenario, I think that maybe. it was

to educate people about poop people okay judge I hope you're hearing this and I really want you to hear the answer this one Patrick Patrick Doran a representative for Sullivan the Frog Enterprises LLC

I would like to ask you here on the record what are poop people what are they and why do we need to learn about them I think that a poop person is somebody that that's into

a, like, scatological play. While giving birth. This was a medical. Yeah. Now you're telling me this is a, is a sexual. Sex education?

Yes, it's sex education, which is why. Then why is there a child being born in the village? Well, I'm just, I'm just, I mean, born during scat play. You have just ended up,

This was a civil suit. It is now a criminal suit. It is now fully a criminal. So go ahead and put on you a criminal suit because you're going to jail. Put on that orange jumpsuit. I'm not going to jail. Your honor, I'm not going to jail. Your honor, I'm not going to jail.

Do you make this? Your honor, first of all, I'm not going to jail. First, things first. Second of all, I am the judge now. I didn't know that Scattle. I had to re-read my notes. I didn't know that. scatological meant

sexual. I didn't know that scatological was inherently sexual. The play part that's kind of giving it more... But the play is not

inherently sexual. So what did you mean? So if, okay. Okay, then play with me. We'll rewind. Then fucking play with me. Well, we'll rewind.

You can give a different, you can give a different answer. Okay. Yeah, because you need a second try. And by the way, because I've been on you and you didn't mean what you said.

I think we should mean what I said. We've said this before. There should be an amendment to the Constitution that in court you get two tries. You get a redo. Okay. This answer you can redo. You get to redo. And this is theoretical court. Yeah. What? Which question should I ask? What the one you ask? Okay. Patrick Doran, I would like you to explain to me in the court and the jury. Yes. What are poop people? And why should. And why do we need to learn about them? they're one of the fastest growing communities in the larger United States what is the larger

the larger United States are the states that are the states that are really big Texas California Alaska Florida so these are the states the larger United States So in Texas, Alaska, Florida, and California,

I don't know who said California. Poop people are growing there. Poop people are growing there. Okay. Look out of the ground? No, their community is growing.

Do you have any proof to back this claim up? I don't have any proof. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. Whatever. Your honor,

I have no proof. I have no evidence. I have no evidence. Anything that I said is true. But. I'm not going to jail. But again, I'm not going to jail. It's a way to count out one with your thumb and that'd be done that.

I'm not going to jail. But I'm not going to jail. So, anyway. So that's basically the end of the court case. Yeah. And I would say that you would lose that. I would lose? I thought I won.

No. How would you win? How would I win? Yes, how would you win? You said that poop people exist in a mistrial. On a mistrial because. You maybe could plead insanity. Yeah.

I guess I'll do that. In the civil case. By the way, this would be arbitration. This wouldn't even make it to a court. Really? This would be in a room. Yeah. In a fucking office park.

That's true. Yeah, but I'd body that. I killed them with kindness. I told them I'm not going to jail. I explained the larger United States. First off, I'm not going to jail. Yeah, there was never a chance you were going to jail. I told him I told him I'm not going to jail.

So, first of all, that's a win. Yeah. If you don't go to jail If you don't go to jail You won the court case I guess that's true All right Well we have to change the thumbnail

That can't be the thumbnail Can't be the thumbnail So the thumbnail Even if you win that We can't go to court Over a thumbnail And also All right

What if the thumbnail What if the thumbnail Is just a picture of YouTube Like all of YouTube Like a screenshot or the logo The logo I would not click on that I mean myself

I mean do you like YouTube though? But I'm already on YouTube. I would think it's like the home button. Okay. Which you would click on. That's the way to trick people. YouTube has censored this episode. Oh, if we could put it up

at where the YouTube logo would be. Yeah, because you should have that option when you upload a video to YouTube. Pay some money to put it in a random spot on the screen. Where somebody accidentally mouses over it like a secret on a flash game. You're able to pay money to inject your video into somebody else's video in the middle of it.

I agree. It's called an ad. No, no, no. It's in the middle, in the middle. middle. Like it's like in the it's like playing in the video. The video is still going on but it's like on somebody's screen or something. Picture and picture ad. Yeah or like

it goes into their eyeball. You should be able to pay to have a little like little like this week on family guy type of lower third thing. Can we do that with the yard? That's a pretty good idea. We just ask them to put a little ticker. Walking back. Wait, we should

film that immediately after this. Just like please can you put that? Yeah. A podcast appellists, Wednesdays and Saturdays at seven. Let's put that on every episode, please. How about you and me? That's a really good idea. It's a great idea.

Yeah, it's a great idea for our famous friends to promote our show. Everyone should just do that for us. Yeah, I agree. I don't see. Okay, we'll do it trade. We're giving that to us. No, we're not doing it for them. I don't want their fucking bullshit on our lower.

How many subscribers do they have? I don't know. Like a trillion. Oh, then, dude, fuck that. We should get to do it, and they shouldn't get to do it to us. We're giving away a million free tips and I, I mean, this is probably the most instructive. Million dollars worth a game. Piece of media that has ever been, this is literally going to change the entire landscape of, of, of, of, of everything.

A lot of cloning shows. Because the thing that people have been trying, people been trying and flopping. And you know what? You know who it's going to break the game, the first person, the first person who does that thumbnail idea. Yeah, well, they might have to break out of jail. They're going to be the first person to go to court for a YouTube thumbnail, Garner controversy. No press is bad or all press is good press. I talked to that just a couple weeks ago.

You did. Thank you for that. You're welcome. And now I've been using it all the time. Even when shit doesn't make any sense. It's a good one. It's a good one. No press is good press.

No press is all press. All press is no press. Press it down. Press that pizza. Just press that pizza down. You know what my friend Cameron? Cameron says, press it down. Press it.

Press that pizza button. Press it right now. Press the pizza button. Get a piece of delivery deal. Okay, the next thing. My eyes are itching from being under the table. The next thing is description. Yeah.

Did we, thumbnail? It's a box. It's just a box. I guess it's just a box. No, we could do better. I don't want to hear. It's not going to be a pregnant poop woman. Okay.

You have, you have 10 seconds. Okay. To say something that is not going to get taken a car. Us three, and then a Photoshop celebrity right here. Six. So it looks like... You've definitely did that before. Your Honor.

A dead celebrity. Your Honor, my client's family... My client's family... Dustin Diamond back from the dead. ...is suing Sullivan the Frog Enterprises for misuse of image rights. And I were in court. I'd be like this. Mr. Doran.

Thank you for pointing at me. Mr. Doran. I do this like jail bars. you think prison for now. First thing's first. I'm not going to jail. All right. Well, there's the one trick every fucking defendant should know. Okay. Description.

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hope we hit the character limit. So we'll just keep going on. We'll just keep going and probably some part of this will be in it as well. Yeah. Well, how long can you really make it? And stop. You just had to say and stop. Well, why didn't you tell me?

Well, because you wouldn't be able to tell me that without stopping. Yeah. That makes perfect sense. And start. Okay. And resume. No, you can't. Okay.

And stop and stop. There's only one more part of this. What is it? The episode itself. Oh, the things to talk about. The content. So, yeah, I think this would be good. Just bullet points.

What type of thing we would, typically talk about. We don't really have to actually go into it. Yeah. You know, each thing, maybe we'll take us five, ten minutes. So we just need, like, you know, maybe, you know, 12 things that we talk about. Okay, maybe a list of things. Well, there's an idea.

Oh, yeah, we could have a list, too. Top ten boxes. Or we could just go on the cardboard box forms, easy. Where are the cardboard box forms? Yeah. Oh, it's cardboardboxforms.com. Let's do that. All right, well, that's sort of.

So that's, I mean, that's the second half. So now we just have to think of the stuff that we have to come up with the content for the beginning. Okay. For the beginning? Yeah. So, like, for example, maybe like how we slept. How we slept really comes up a lot now. Yeah.

We should lean into that. Anything that we, that happened or like seeing someone on the street. Yes, that's good too. Thinking you saw a celebrity and realizing it wasn't a celebrity. Anything that's happened since the last time we recorded is good. Or does it all, yeah. Anything that happened in the world. If there was a big piece of news that came out, like, right as we posted the previous episode.

Which had a big piece of nude. like a big noodle or like a big noodle pool noodle yeah pool noodles they're oh i someone could say they saw are you getting i'm thinking of topics yeah i saw a pool noodle this weekend when i was at the pool so that's a perfect that's that'd be good we could probably do 20 minutes yeah when i was at the pool and because i was at the pool this weekend and i never guess what i saw you'll never guess or it'll be like you know it'd be like we would do like you'd be like i saw a pool I saw a pool noodle this weekend, and me and K'll be like, what are you talking about?

We'd go maybe 10, 15 minutes, and you go, well, I was at the pool. Because me and him, for some reason, because we're stupid, think that you were talking about just a noodle. But then we remember, oh, yeah, I guess there's a pool noodles. Those are a thing. Yeah. So pool noodles are a thing. Yeah, okay.

Okay. So pool noodles are a thing. Yeah, so that would be good, too. I could say it in different ways. That's another 10 minutes. It's easily have 10 minutes of that, just doing is a thing type of humor. Yeah. Is it.

Yeah. Because sometimes we don't do this so much. anymore, but sometimes we would just kind of just have one thing that we say over and over and, like, replace different parts of it. Yeah, that was a good, I mean, there's probably a lot of episodes that are just that. Yeah, and those ones are good. They're better than what we do now. A little phrase gets stuck in your head.

Yeah. Like, so that's a thing. What's the last phrase that got stuck in your head? For me, it is, uh, all press is good press. Yeah. Okay. Which is good. I mean, every, all.

I've been, we already, we already talked about it, but Ksorasaura. All Ks is good. Yeah. For me. But honestly, Kesarasaura didn't get stuck in my head until you made fun of me for it. But then they started making it laugh.

Resisting. Yeah. Resisting? Resisting could be another part of the episode. Yeah. Resistance. That's resistance. Resistance band.

What is that? A resistance band for a really big... You're trying to rip your fingers off? No, this is a thing from there. I was like really scared of you for a second. I thought you had actually gone Coco. Yeah. No.

With some other phrases, I think phrases was good. Okay, so we could, I mean, we'll figure that out in the episode. Phrases, yeah, that's just a good bullet point. Phrases, phrases, phrases, and maybe one more. And again, yeah, this is all stuff you guys can, you guys can and should use if you're making your own pal. If you're creative enough, you'll figure it out. Maybe, like, one of us sees an interesting new kind of food. I feel like that comes up a lot.

Oh, yeah, doing like food rankings, rankings. Ranking, definitely ranking. Arguing about what is good or normal versus what is it. What is weird? Yeah. Yeah, that's... Which one is who's weird for doing something? Yeah.

Who does something wrong? Yeah. It's... Outing. I think it's a good... It's a good split between me and you. I think you do more weird stuff than I do. Name one weird thing I do.

But I think the weird stuff that I do is way bigger. He said that something about... He used to put soap on his finger and shove it up his butt. You said that a lot. Yeah. Yeah, that was a very classic. kind of... How's that weird?

Yeah, so this would be a perfect, perfect jumping off point. I mean, you guys can take that. We've already done that one maybe three or four times, but if you do it, it's going to be fresh. You guys do that, it's going to be like it's brand new. You can put soap on your finger and put it up your butt. That's fresh fucking salad. It's just something, sorry.

That's a new thing, slang. I just can't play with what's a thing. That's fresh fucking salad. I like that. That's good. That's a good phrase. That's good. That's fresh fucking salad.

Yeah, yeah, that's good. I would like to just say it's weird. We're not doing an episode. We're planning an episode. I'm not, before we get into the episode, the next one, when we do that,

when we have this conversation, I would just like to say there's nothing wrong with experimenting with your body and figuring out different parts. But it's not, you weren't experimenting, you were cleaning.

It also seems like something you do repeatedly. In an experimental way, yeah, what are you don't clean your hair every time you get in the shower? Not as an experiment. Well,

yeah, maybe the first time the first time is an experiment. And then if you decided you didn't like the feeling of it, you probably wouldn't do it after 10 or 15 times. I probably would still wash my hair if I didn't like the feeling of it. Not if you couldn't find any benefit for it either. You didn't find...

I guess if I could... If I hated washing my hair and I also, there was no benefit. You're just kind of like, yeah, it's not as good as people say. It just feels like having a rock in my butt when I wash my hair. No, it's not a rock. Sorry, a finger. A living caterpillar. A carrot.

It feels like a living carrot in my hair. I guess if washing my hair felt like a living carrot was in my ass. Yeah, it'd be different. And when I finished washing my hair, my finger stank. The finger's clean. It's got soap. It's got shampoo on it. Perth plus.

Soap can't wipe out what you got in there, my friend. Perth plus going up his butt. What's wrong with pert plus? What? What's that? Because it's a cheaper shampoo. It's green. You're putting green stuff up your butt.

Yeah. And then they drools out. I'm cream-pying my butt with green shampoo. Is that so fucking weird? It's pretty weird. It's not as weird as when you say a word. You don't like doing that? I don't even do it anymore.

I did it a couple. Yes or no? Come on. I don't know if I... I don't know. I haven't done it over years. You are so, you are so evasive. How am I evasive?

I'm answering your question. I'm trying to... You act like you love it and you're trying to defend the act of it. But now you're pretending that you don't. I don't like it. And then when I say, oh, so you don't like it, then you're like, I actually like it. What happened, okay, which is I put my finger, I put, I dipped my finger.

I opened up the shampoo bottle. I dipped my finger in it like this, like fondue, and then I put my finger about to the second little line. You know that line? The knuckle. The knuckle is behind on the back, but I'm measuring like this. It's the same. So it's about, about an inch into my ass. How many times?

Who's the same? Yeah. Okay. All right, straight up. Yeah, we go straight up, man. You're not doing this. It was more of the side. You have to hit the sides, but that's not important.

I would say probably eight times in my life I've done that. Eight, okay. When did it stop? This is to clean your butt. It started as that. When did, how many times did it take for it to stop being an experiment? Probably five. And why did you stop doing it?

Why did I stop? Because the first five. Because you didn't like it? I'm interested in this idea. This is an interesting. interesting hypothesis. Why was it shampoo to lubricate it and to clean at the same time? Why did you stop doing it? Because I didn't like it. Is that so hard to say you didn't like sticking your finger up your butt? It is, I don't know why it is, but yes, it is a little bit

hard. Because I feel like it wouldn't be a problem if I said it was good. Yeah. Why? Because you put shampoo on it. Who cares? If you used, if you did anything but shampoo and you put your finger up your business. I was 20 years old. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. You claim. I couldn't have a fucking legal drink. You claim you don't like it. I don't. You defend it like you love it. I didn't like it the last time I did it or the last couple times I did it or any of the times. The problem here is not that there's a finger in your butt. The finger in your butt's fine. The problem is the shampoo. It's the inconsistency. It's the hypocrisy. Is it the shampoo or the inconsistency? You know what? It doesn't, if you

were even just talking about, you know, eating salami, it would make no difference to me, because you just can't be consistent. But if you said that I'm eating salami while sticking my finger in shampoo and shoving it up my ass. You have a problem with the way I'm reacting to the questioning. And you have a problem with the shampoo. Yeah, that's weird.

How do you feel about the shampoo? I, if, it goes in your hair. It doesn't go in your butt. I didn't have body wash. It probably is like bad for you. Yeah, it's probably, your butt pH is probably all crazy. It's why you're sick all the time. Probably gets really prickly. Probably doesn't feel good.

I don't even remember it's been so long. You get sick so easily, and I figured it out. It's because you put shampoo up your butt. I didn't put shampoo up my butt. Shampoo was used as a tool to put my finger out my butt. Okay. Eight times. That's the weird part.

Why was it shampoo? Same finger every time? No, I think I started with my pinky. I think I started. Why was it shampoo? The pinky immediately just blows up my whole idea. that it's a high that it's a scientific thing you got to lubricate it right you have to lubricate it but you're going to do this you think he owns lube to i don't know i didn't know i didn't know

you could use you could use like a glove and do it like a doctor does i think that that makes it makes it i mean i'm not going to say worse it's fine to put your finger up your butt but it's definitely more premeditated to go out and buy a glove i agree i agree being in the shower that would be a that would be a whole see that's the thing if you're going to do it you got to commit Okay, so your problem is that I didn't commit No, no, no, no, no, no, the problem is, seems like you do. The problem is you use shampoo, which you, so literally your entire problem is that shampoo goes on your head. If I use body wash, you wouldn't have cared.

Yeah, body wash doesn't go in your body. No, it doesn't go in your body. But putting soap up your butt is weird. You said pudding. You said I should have used pudding. Pudding soap. What the fuck is? pudding soap.

You're going to say, this guy, you can't get a straight answer out. There's bar soap or there's pudding soap. You know what this is? Putting soap is when you squeeze. It comes from a jar.

You are having a full homophobic reaction. I'm not having a homophobic. You are. You're trying to justify. I'm having a soapophobic reaction. You're trying to justify it. There's no.

I'm the least homophobic one here. Then stick your finger up your ass next time you take a shower. I've put more up there. Would you be this upset? Would you be this upset? If he said that he got shampoo and he's Way more stuff up there. Would you be, would you be reacting?

If he put shampoo in his mouth, that's way worse. It's not food. Okay. Only food and genitals go in the mouth. Food and genitals. What about water? That's it. And drink.

Food drink and your partner's genitals. What about toothpaste? And toothpaste and your toothbrush. Okay. And what about? And a mirror and floss. What if he was just using shampoo to provide lubricant to get his finger into his mouth? Nuts are part of food.

What'd you say? I said, what if he was just using shampoo as a... Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. What if he's just using shampoo as lubricant to get his finger into his mouth? Because it's like, he couldn't get his finger into his mouth without it. What if my mouth looked like that? If he was using shan, no, because that's, that's soap. The weird thing here, I don't even look at me.

I'm not, I don't want to look at a small mouth. I don't like what that. See, that looks like a butthole. But I would never use soap to put my finger in it. But what if it's the only wet thing you had around? The wettest thing. that shower was the water, sir. But in terms of... But in terms of...

It's not the most slippery. It's not slippery. Sorry, I didn't know. Look, there's... Look, I wouldn't put shampoo up my ass. I wouldn't do it. Me neither. You did! I put my finger up my ass.

But it's not... With shampoo on it. And now you're sick all the time. It's not worth yelling at your friend over. I agree. I think that it's really... He's sick all the time because he puts shampoo and his butt. The reason it upsets me is specifically because it's your finger in your butt.

That's really what it is. So it's about me. It's you, yeah. What about me? Because if you were a random guy, I didn't know, I'd be fine with it, I think. I'd be weirded. I'd still be weirded out that it was shampoo. Yeah, it's weird that the shampoo is so having such a strong impact on you.

That's such a, that's so unhealthy for your pH levels. Stop. You don't have a butt pH. You have a pH in your whole body. Your mouth has a pH. But like, your butt is not like a, it's not like a, it's not like a what it's not like a vagina

I mean what is gonna have it is to gay guys you're telling gay guys that's not like a vagina gay guys put soap up their butt yeah it's a wide but they don't put their fingers to wash it exactly you think gay guys don't put their finger up their butt not the ones I know what are you asked

talk about you're gay do you put your finger up your butt with soap on it they would never put soap on it they would never put soap up there they put water with a tube but what if they don't have the tube and they just have their stupid

little fingers it wouldn't work and it's weird to put soap up in your butt it's normal to wash the surface how close do you put soap to your butthole over the top so it goes in

it gets in your butt is not shoving it in your butt is not that type I'm not using it like a musket do you do you put soap here and then go that's what I do I have a big brush

You put a brush The bristles go in I have a big butt brush That I use And it's got It's not really a brush It's more of a pumice stone You put a

Okay so a stone I'm scraping No I'm scraping the surface Of my butt with a pumice stone Okay but not the butt hole That would hurt I'm scraping my butt hole With a pumice stone

So I get all the dead skin off Why is there dead skin down there? The skin dies every day Not around your asshole. Yeah, it does. It dies the most down there. Because of the smell. Skin can't burn.

It dies and dark. It's so disgusting. It's skinny. Oh, I'm a fucking butt. Oh, hey, it's so great to be a skin cell. Where am I? I'm at the bottle. We're so fucking, we're stone cold masters.

We're trying to teach people out of making an episode. We accidentally made one. Yeah. We were just doing an episode this whole time just now. We were supposed to be listing topics. We just discussed a topic. Yeah. we've been recording

that whole conversation is that the ceiling I'm in the ceiling I thought we ended you're not I thought we ended when you said end on the description that was the description I'm in the ceiling

description is the conversation we have about the show we have to do that yeah we have to do that now all right but anyway my point being that I mean look you guys can try you should take the pal challenge make your own pal

here's the pal challenge but you ain't never going to be as good as us that's crass today I was somewhere where the soap dispenser worked but the sink didn't you had to go to a different sink and I put it in and I was like oh fuck man the sink doesn't work and I looked down and the soap looked exactly like calm

so I had to walk around like this I got fucking mudded in my hands and be like rubbing no yeah what are you gonna do with the sink you're just going to drop it in? No, I was going to you don't need the water yet. Yeah. Well, I, what do you mean? If you cover your hands in the soap, if you cover your hands in the soap, it doesn't

look like you have nut everywhere. You just have sticky hands and then you can go over the sink. I didn't even think of that. I just wanted something wrong. I just walked. Sorry. See, this is again, this is a conversation style that we have on the show. Did I ever talk about this before? The gym now, I'm sure you've noticed this. The gym, the bathroom

in the gym, they've recently had their soap dispensers, their hand soap, they've replaced it. It's now a very, a very thin liquid soap that is completely red. And it is the most, it's like an opaque dispenser. It's the most truly every time I wash my hands there, I get like it, I

have, I get like a shiver. It's the worst thing to ever see it come up. Well, they just hold it out and like, yeah, a thin red liquid is thin so they can use more of it. They can have, yeah, yeah, they don't have to fill up left. That's completely true. White soap is one of the worst things that. I like the white soap that smells like cherry

gatorade. I thought white soap was was bad. It looks like jizz. It does. But you have not seen this terrible bloody jizz that comes out of this. This is literally the worst. It is actually upsetting every time. It's purried. It's impossible to get used to. And you have to sit there and go like this.

Oh, look at me. I'm washing my hands. I'm a little sheep. I do whatever they tell me. You ever put it on my own soap. I should be out there with the guys lifting the weights. Yeah. Bringing my own soap to the gym now.

Bringing some kind of anti-seed oil style soap to the gym. That's a good idea made out of like a moose's. fat. Yeah. Yeah. I wish we could make it out of the Mango Mussolini's fight club.

Fuck a. Yeah. Mango fucking Mussolini, fucka. It's not even worth it so far away. Fuck Trump. Let's try it one more though. Let's do that.

What if we call the episode fuck Donald Trump? Oh, this is a cussing. Yeah, you're going to get taken a quarter. Can we say back in the back in the day?

The theoretical court. It's a cool. The theoretical. Radical. Radical court. Okay. Sir, your honor. Doran.

I'm the judge. You said, you said your honor. It's me now. All right, got this. I got this, guys. Your thumbnail,

or sorry, your title, the thumbnail guys are. What about my thumbnail? Okay, so you're, nothing about your thumbnail. You're not allowed to smoke

in court, please. You're not smoking. It's a marker, you fucking moron. You are not allowed to talk to this debutante like that in my courtroom. I sentenced you to jail.

Why? I'm going to jail. Why are you like a foghorn, leghorn, judge? You made me the fucking judge. What, you're in revenge? We're playing it. It's in a theoretical court. We're playing around.

Yeah, I'm the judge. I'm Judge Holden style. I'm speaking like him. You sound like Foghorn, Leghorn. Yeah. Isn't that how he talks? No, he's a book. No, he's a character in a book.

It doesn't sound like anything. That doesn't sound like TV guy. No. That this is like Judge Judy. Judge Holden. Okay, the point is, your title was disparaging of the president. Please stop blowing. smoke in my face.

You do not talk to this debutante this way. And by the way, you said the word disparage and it just made me think of the word disbar. What do you think about that? I think it's a... It's a terrifying word, isn't it?

It was going that way for a while. Anyway, what do you have to say about... What charge are you even trying to bring against me? Liable. I'm liable to beat your ass if you say that again. Say it again. Okay, so now assault and battery. No battery yet.

Okay. Sure. Case adjourned. Why is it adjourned? It was a horrible idea to make him a judge. Tell me about what... Court adjourned. Court adjourned.

It says over. I have to go to the bathroom, court adjourned. No, you can't adjourn for a pee break. That would be a... Yeah, probably can. It would be a potty break. So it built into the court... Recess.

Forever. Oh, yeah. Recess. Forever. Forever. Recess. Do you remember that? Forever.

that one episode we made and it said featuring Tulsi Gabbard uh no there's some episode we did 30 years old I don't know we made it was one of like the first episodes and I think I texted you and it said

whatever you call the episode just right featuring Tulsi Gabbard and that was like one of the first YouTube comments I ever read on the show was somebody saying when does Tulsi come in somebody believe that

Tulsi Gabbard was going to be on the fucking people believe basically whatever you say yeah she probably would go on the show let's say Tulsi Gabbard is on this episode so okay so now the title is the whole package or wait package deal box boxing new edition

a new edition or special edition special edition addiction featuring Tulsi Gabbard all right we're done with episode figured out Monday meeting over it's a perfect episode Monday meeting's over

So, guys, that's... Usually at the end of a Monday meeting, we promote our shows. Yeah, we usually will plug to each other what we're doing. Cameron, what are you doing on the 23rd of March? I'll be hosting a screening of Shemp era three stooges shorts called Shempopia at the bar of the windjammer. Wow. It will be very fun.

Yeah, they're different from the Three Stooges. The three Stooges. Yeah, they're called that so that three Stooges. I don't get found. That's true. Yeah. Oh, to be doing this.

Yeah. Which I will be a lot of fun. You should go buy some, I put them up on our website. I think you'd be okay. Oh, I guess it's MGM. Well,

at least one of them is public, don't mean. Yeah. And what are you doing on the day this episode doesn't come out, the day the premium episode comes out? Well,

this weekend, in fact, this weekend. Along with you guys. I'm doing something this weekend? Me? In Seattle. First?

on what day on March 15th dude that was the marker cap I thought that we had a fucking books at you next day the following day I and you guys as well will be in Portland Oregon not Portland

Maine not Portland Maine shut the fuck up everybody about Portland Maine on March 16th guys that's a Sunday it's gonna be a fun day well we're there buy tickets it's almost your last chance

your last chance will be when the show happens and then on April 15th will be at the bell house in New York City. I'm doing something again next month. I won't be there. Why? Or will I? You will be. Oh, okay. I was just, I wanted, just in case I wasn't going to be there, I wanted to get it. And you know who will be there? Some special guests probably. Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. We're going to get Tulsi Gabbard. We're going to get Tulsi Gabbard.

All that stuff is on swag poop.com slash shows. And I think. And go to swag poop.com slash Tulsi Gabbard. I'm going to put a funny video there. Okay. Cool. All right. Well, then we're done. episode over? I think that'll end up being a pretty good episode. I don't think I said, was that anything? You were going to say something. When? At the beginning? You're going to say something. I think at the beginning I was going to say, my bird, you can't move or to go to the bathroom.

And my bird runs on shit. As we did disgust earlier. Why am I always stuck with the gross ones? Disgust is right. Yeah. Well, that's it. That's hurt. Bye. When I was, like, real sick last week,

I, like, didn't want to talk to, like, fuck up my my voice and so I was like just making up sign language talking to my wife and it was making it really mad but I did learn a couple of sign language things yeah like from YouTube videos and their

big fart in sign language is this and the guy in the video goes and I need to learn the entire language now so I use that they have a lot of funny viral. It's one of the only

languages that they focus on virality and funniness. Yeah, and who designed this language? Whoever designed this language hates deaf people. Yeah, it's not because you could have just drawn everything in there like this. Yeah, it's not like I don't know if that would work. It's not a very

dignified language. No. Well, to them it's dignified. Dude, they would beat your ass if they heard you say that if they could. But I'm not saying it's their fault. Cheap shot. Cheap shot. I said that. I said that and I was like, they can't hear him.

I'm not, it's not, I don't think it reflects poorly on anybody. I don't, I don't think it reflects poorly on the person who invented it. The person, the bastard who invented this, I think you're like,

well, they're really, the deaf community is very proud of ASO. They shouldn't be. But that's because they've never been given another option, like CSL. I mean, they should have one where they're like,

like, like, I think all the stuff that's too, that's very representative, like when you go like, baby. Yeah. It's like, come on.

Yeah. Exactly. Come on. You have to be a silent film, like, a mime? You have to be Charlie Chapley. We have to mime? No. How about this?

Boo-ya, that's a good sign language sign. That might be. Well, no, that's not boo-ya. That's honk your horn. No, this is booyah! Like that. And then honk your horn is straight up and down. Boo-ya has a little bit of an angle to it.

That's trombone. And this is, come here. One of those is trombone. Get bastard. One of those is trombone. No, this is trombone. Yeah, sign language is just doing the thing. Or whatever. What is the trombos?

Wait, hold it like this. Okay, start like this. Now open your mouth. And then that hand moves forward to back. No other hand. Yeah, both. And isn't there a trombone thing, like a move where you like switch to? Where you like turn it around.

Yeah, when you like bend over. You're done with this side and then you turn around and you go. Ah.