Podcast About List - Ep. 332 - Is Frogger Woke? Is Binding of Isaac Based?

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

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what is the time stamp i don't remember yeah we can search by lyrics just go to the lyric oh you have youtube music yeah i did you're gonna go look at you're gonna go look for it this is important i promise this will pay off very very shortly and you'll be amazed around around three minutes Around three minutes. Thank God. You went and looked. We just heard this. When he says Nimrod.

There we go. They don't want to know the truth. Thinking I'm a load of the truth. They don't want to know the truth. Thinking I'm a load of poop. That was the song of the week. That is the place where... That's where fast rapping leads you.

Just saying stuff like that. Every fast rapper says poop. When you rap slow, you can say whatever you want and sound cool. But when you rap fast, you get stuck into saying things like thinking I'm a load of poop. Yes. Because any other rapper having to say, thinking I'm a load of poop. Thinking I'm a load of poop. Thinking I'm a load of poop.

But then, yeah, once you hide it, you couch it between other... I think I don't, I really don't like it when rappers say the word poop in songs. I don't like it either. I don't know why. It's so disgusting to me. What's the last rough song that you listen to besides this one that contain the word poop? It was like a Tyler the creator one. He said some line there.

He says busy pooping. Yeah, poop is something that gets brought up every once in a while. I'm not saying it isn't. I just wanted to hear the report. But when they say shit, that's fine. I don't like shit. But if they say, I... That's fine.

Poop, though, when they say poop? Poop is just a bad word. I mean, you think you're the shit, you're not even the fart is... That's good. That's good. I don't like fart. Fart, I don't like, though. I think of rappers as existing in a reality where they don't do disgusting stuff.

Yeah, they're like girls in that way. Yes, yeah. Rappers should not use the toilet. Rappers are close to girls. I mean, I've talked about this before. They're not exactly girls. But there's, there are celebrities. that I think I'm incapable of imagining taking a shit.

I think it is the people always say it's the great, it's the great equalizer. Did you see this? Poop, all these beautiful celebrities who get all dolled up and walk the red carpet and look like Greek gods on Earth, they all have diarrhea the next day. Yeah, but if I have no,

they haven't developed a removal system yet of poop to take it out your mouth, study your butt, which would be more dignified. That's what they would do. There's going to be some Kardashian story, later, like when she got the eel pins in her face or whatever. What?

Kim Kardashian got like a bunch of blood leaded from her face or some shit and she posted a picture of her covered in her own blood and she was like, oh, I got my like skin peel or whatever and it was scary looking. What do you mean?

Wait, what's the eel pin? I don't know what it was like pins or something or eels. I don't, it was one of the two. Wait. Pins or eels? Pins or eels.

Yeah, it looked like she got like a million needles in her face or a million eel teeth. What? Okay. They're like leeches or eels? I think it's leeches are the ones. You actually saw leeches or you're saying there were markings that looked as they were markings that looked as they were markings that looked like her face got bitten by leeches. And you said eel pins.

Yeah. Eel pins or. You said remember, remember when Kim Kardashian got. eel pins. I don't think we need to dissect this as much as we are right now. I just was interested in what it meant. And I said, mm-hmm. I said, yeah. Yeah, man, I'm down

for that. You said, yeah, because it makes sense. It makes sense that she would do that kind of shit. I mean, she does eel pins. In a couple of years, maybe, maybe in a couple of months, we're going to see her getting her poop removed out of her mouth. I don't know why that doesn't. Kardashian is, she gets eel pins

and she does all this stuff to become immortal, but she still is Car Splashian. and the bathroom. Yep. That's true. Her sister. You know, I can almost taste the poop

she would make in the toilet. Mm-hmm. It probably tastes like crat, lump crab. Yeah. It probably tastes like fucking shit. Yeah. Yeah, it probably tastes horrible.

You know, you barely like her food? The lobster's head off its body and then there's that green stuff. Yeah. Probably tastes like that. Tomali. Tomollies.

Tomali. That's what it's called. You don't know what it's called? No, I knew what it's called. Well, why do you do you do a little funny, you pretend. I forgot what it was called for a second. I've known it was called the whole time. Yeah, definitely. The whole time, but you forgot it for a second. The whole time what it was called.

The whole time includes a second, my friend. Okay. All right. Even if you forgot for a second, I win. Well, you win. I guess Cameron wins. But did you see this weekend, her sister, Courtney and Megan Fox posted a picture of themselves on the toilet together? What? The same toilet? Yes. They were cross-legged. A two-person toilet or a one-person toilet? And it's clear that Travis Barker took the photo. Well, how? Why? Do you see the reflect? collection in their waxy bodies because one of them is dating there's a watermark

that says Travis Barker's camera Travis Barker's photography he's got that phone the Samson toilet photography

yeah yeah he took a picture of them on the toilet did he I think it was him it was either them him or a nasty

or somebody else or nasty friend perhaps a paparazzo got into the bathroom when they were both doing I think that that's an uncouth photo I don't think I'll ever

post a picture of myself on the toilet. I bet you have. Yeah, back in the day. I'm sure you have. Back in the day, I was funny as fuck. Now that I'm grown. Now that I'm grown.

It's been done. I don't do that. It's been done. By now, it's been done. What it is is it's gosh. Yeah. We were around for the first generation of that type of thing.

And now it's a gosh. It's just millennial. It's going to come back just like everything else does. Tomogachis. Tomogachis have come back? Yeah. I know someone who's been playing with them.

A couple people, yeah. There's a few people that have been playing with them. A few people who like them, I think. I guess that's true. I've known two or three people. Is that really coming back, though? Four or five years ago. I think they're coming back.

Yeah, I guess they're back. Well, they used to be nobody play with them before they were around. That's true. You'd have to be fucking crazy to play with the Tomogachi before they weren't meant to. I'd rock my Tomogachi. Is there anything that we've seen that existed in our lifetime? Yes. And then went away.

Well, keep going. Sorry. And then went away. Don't say yes again. Well, I don't know. And then came back and then went away again. Tomogachi. I don't agree that it came back.

It's back. Look it up. Public hanging. Is Tomoguchi back? Public hanging? What? I don't know. I'm guessing.

I'm guessing. If that went away. That was around in our lifetime and then went away. way and then came back? Yeah, I would say it is. You thought this? No, the last hanging in New Hampshire was in 1940. It's pretty late.

Yeah. Pretty late in the game. I'm pretty sure it was 1949 or something. Do you guys have... Oh, they were... No, weren't they... I guess they were hanging people in movies past then, but I don't know if it was because it was quaint...

Yeah. Quaint movie style, but they were definitely hanging people in the movies in like the 50s and shit. All the movies back then were about... But movies aren't real as much. Yeah, but I mean, like, in, uh, doesn't a guy about to get hanged in, like, his girl Friday? You're talking about movies that don't exist to me, man. Night of the Hunter, I think he gets hanged, too.

What about that? But I think these are maybe not movies that are supposed to be really what was happening. What about that munchkin that got hanged in, uh, yeah, oh, yeah. Well, that was older. That was back when they were still hanging munchkins. That was the second to last public hanging. What was the last one? The last one was in New Hampshire in 1940.

And then. In the 1940. I won't say the specific date because I don't want to reveal it later I'll reveal it later when I look at it in the premiere I will soon reveal the day of the last public the last public hanging in New Hampshire stay tuned was that please subscribe to the Patreon please you're we will reveal the date I need this to pay yeah we're you know it's hiding the last two digits of numbers it's optimistic to say though the last public hanging I mean there's a you don't know infinity of history ahead of

There could be a new public hanging. Literally trillions of years are left for there to be another public hanging. And New Hampshire should be around for all of it. Yeah. And likely will. New Hampshire's probably going to dissolve in a couple of years. I see New Hampshire turning into a city state. Yeah.

Like what? Like the Vatican? Like Mesopotamia. Okay. I could see that becoming a libertarian city state. With a big wall around it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, they put a big chain link fence around New Hampshire. Yeah, I could see that. green chain link fence that could happen they would the problem is they would do they would uh they get fucking pissed off and they build their wall and ban everybody coming in from massachusetts and they'd instantly all starve yeah true they would be they would nobody's nobody's buying fucking five dollar cigarettes anymore yeah no no fire the fireworks industry kaput cigarettes caput yeah and that's the last thing i would say i would say yeah bluey and if you eat

red arrow diner every single day if you're not venturing out to other places like interesting diners in Massachusetts. I would go to interesting diner. Interesting diner is in Woburn, Mass. Look it up. Really? I would believe you. It sounds like a good name for a diner.

I think everyone there would just die. They would wall it off. They would all... They're dependent on better state. They're fully dependent on every better state. Yeah. And also, they're in the middle of all of them. So if they did a wall around New Hampshire...

It would suck. How are you going to get to me? But you know what they actually should do is instead of becoming a city state, they should become a shopping mall. I agree. They should build walls and a roof over all of New Hampshire. And tile over the grass.

That's a really good idea because there's no sales tax, one. And then also. A mall has everything. But let's be honest. It already is a fucking shopping mall. It is. You only go there unless you were, if you were cursed to be born there,

or if you are going to a flea market or to buy fireworks or cigarettes or alcohol. Southern New Hampshire should become a mall. Northern New Hampshire should become a public park and that's it. And no one gets to live there anymore. I don't know about that shit up there too. What are you talking about? The White Mountains are beautiful. A public water park maybe at the indoor mall.

Liquid Planet Water Park. We'll turn the mountains into the bathrooms for the mall. Liquid Planet, that's smart. The mountains should be the bathrooms. No, that's a place. Yeah, because it runs down the... You store all the poop. Is liquid planet in New Hampshire?

Is that... Liquid Planet? Remember liquid planet water park? I know water country. Water. Oh, dude. Water country. There's two.

There's water country and then there was liquid. Never heard a liquid planet. The jingle was like, Liquid Planet Water Park. Together we can discover a whole new world We could discover Together we could cover the whole planet with water Well it's not water That's like a liquid planet implies other liquids

Exactly Yeah that is like a liquid Well liquid planet is like okay What liquid colon water park And then it's like okay we solve that problem That's when you get like a juice flavored drink Yeah Oh yeah cranberry cocktail

They legally can't have to call it something else. There's a place in my hometown that sells, they sell fresh squeeze lemonade, and they do it right in front of you. But on the menu, it says, fresh squeeze, quotes, lemon, quote, aid. Yeah.

And it's like, why? Yeah, why? They think that lots of people think it means emphasis. Lemon aid. They think it means, they think a quote is, they think a quote is you going like, I guess so.

That's what a lot of people. Oh, yeah, there's that restaurant around the corner, that says Fine Italian Cuisine in quotes. Yeah. That could be a quote from somebody. That is. That is a quote from Joe Pesci. Really?

Yeah. I wouldn't want to watch my... I wouldn't want the lemons to be squeezed in front of me. It's going to squirt in my eye. Yeah. You could squeeze almost any other fruit, but a lemon, I really... Lemon is a danger splash zone style of fruit.

I mean, squeeze that. I don't care to see it be squeezed. I don't need to see that. I believe it. I don't need to say, hey, we cut the onions right in front of you. If you really want me... If you want me to believe that it's fresh, you can...

pipe in the smell of the lemon or the sound, you know, have, do it in the back room and have a microphone and just have the sound of the squeezing lemon be played on the loudspeakers for the whole restaurant. I thought you were, yeah, for a second, I thought you were, when you're talking about the onions, I thought you were saying that they like squeeze onions at this lemonade place too. They do that too. They make onion aid. I would drink onion eight. I love onions. I think onions are great. Holes put me on to onions in a different kind of world. I never thought of onions as anything other than cubes you put on hot dogs. Yeah. But onions

as something that you eat. What? It's basically the best one. We fucking, I ask this question maybe once a week, but what the hell was Splush? It was jarred. We just did this. We just did this. We just did this. I'm going to tell you this and I'm never going to say this again. And I'd never learn. I'm just a fucking idiot. It's peaches that have been

canned peaches that have been sitting there for so long. Yeah, but they've been those canned peaches have been sitting there. I think we talked about We talked about this off air. We talked about this in Seattle walking up a hill. And I couldn't comprehend because I was like, oh, the question that I had was... You said they're alcoholic. Well, yeah, if they ferment, there's sugar in it. Well, it didn't ferment.

Well, I guess there needs to be yeast, but... And they were, they were, it was vacuum sealed. It was vacuum sealed. But also, they, they market, they had at the end of holes, they make sploosh like a product. Yeah. How the fuck did they get other, like, there's, It seems like there's a finite amount of splooch. That is just how every movie ends.

Yeah. It's okay. But he does make it. Okay, but let's engage with this idea a little bit. Let's think about it at least. That wasn't the question. Let's, can we just be clear though?

This is a new introduction. You were kind of trying to retroactively frame this as your problem with sploosh. This was my problem the whole time. This is what I was saying on the is sploosh. Okay. Well, first of all, what is it? It's fermented. It's fermented.

Okay. Well, I just want to put that in the record. But they're going to this part. there 100 and then we had the argument about when it was and then you were saying it was like a thousand years ago i didn't say a thousand i didn't say a thousand i didn't say a thousand i said it was a hundred years old no you said a thousand i probably said a thousand and then he was saying civil war and i think i was feeling like yeah i think i was the guy you said that because i because i know it was horse and car

it was donkey cart yeah just fucking kissing kate barlow is a cowgirl uh-huh so i think it was wild west that's Wild West. That's a... Yeah. So this... Splush or like they're 1800s. Peeches from the 80s. I feel like 1880s, 1890s. Yeah. So how do you recreate that? I think 100 years. How do you recreate that?

We're looking it up for your fucking... I'm going to look it up. And make sure you look up both from the book and the movie. Yeah. Because we're going off... We're going off the movie. We're going off the movie. When were the flashbacks in holes take... Movie? When were flashbacks? When did the flashbacks in holes take When were flashbacks first introduced to movies? Wow.

There's one of us that is very, very smart. Yeah. And his name is Cameron. What was it? 1888. Yup. Wow. I knew it, bro.

Wow. You were smart. It had to be. You know eras. How did you know that? I just know the Wild West era. Well, okay. That's awesome.

Here's a thing, though. How do you replicate? I know a scattered eras. I know a few different eras. I know a few different eras. How do you replicate a peach that has been sitting in a jar since 1988? It's a good question. How do you replicate that?

Here's my theory. Here's my theory. Here's my theory. Here's what I think. I think that they probably figure out that sploosh forms after like five minutes. Yeah. After that, it was just in, it didn't matter. The rest of the time didn't it.

Yeah, exactly. After five minutes of it sitting in a cave. That's my theory. And who didn't they have a celebrity in? Century Pieces. Yeah. Who was that? It was somebody's.

I don't even remember this part of the movie It was like the end I think it might have actually been a post credit scene I mean it's just been a long time After you watch the entirety of the whole The whole movie You watch the whole movie And then you watch the credits

Where he's like What is the rap that they do at the end? Digging up our own Digging on You got to remember the yellow spotted lizards Those holes Yellow spotted lizards are very dangerous And it's hard to know

Because like once you get close enough Once you get close enough to see the yellows, no, do their yellow spotted lizards. I'm sorry. And then you die. Yeah, you get close enough to see the spots. You're already dead. That's fucking crazy. And then they said fucking kids there? Yeah, it's crazy. The lizards also like the sploosh.

Everybody likes the sploos. Or did they like the onions? Lizzards can't get to the sploosh. The lizards like the onions. That's right. The lizards were on the way to the sploosh for lizards. If you don't remember. I don't remember. So there's going. I haven't watched this movie in probably 15 years. They're going up a mountain. Yeah, he has to bring up. Along the way. God's thumb. Yes, God's thumb. They're growing up God's thumb. And along God's thumb is all the crumbs of the things God's eaten. Yeah. Which includes a bunch of onions. Splush. And Splush. And Splush. And Yellow Spotted. And it was Stanley. And it was Stanley Yelnats and Zero. Yeah. Yeah. Zero is short for Zerone. Zerone. He's the son of Madame Zerone. He's her son. She's in the 1800s. He's a very old child. He's the world's oldest young kid. Oh, yeah. I guess she's from the flashback.

is a reverse disorder. And then Stanley, oh, Stanley, Yale Nats is the first, was supposed to carry her up the hill. And you got, you know what's another spoiler? And he has to carry zero up the hill.

And I just realized. He carries A Zerone up the hill. What's Yel Nats backward? Holes. Stanley. Stannley. Stannley. Holes.

And zero backwards? Oars. Like are that are found in the ground. Like might be found nexus of onions on the top of a mountain or. Why did I, just put together that Stanley Yelnats is yeah it's in the movie as a joke

I don't even remember it's in the book as it's the biggest joke of the name I didn't read the book I read the book because that's just not my kind of book who wrote that was that Mike no Louis Sacker yeah okay the guy who did Wayside School yeah that was him Wayside School was an amazing book we love that one level right that was a funny funny funny five I for a second thought it was Mike Lupeka and it's not no that would be a lot of more

there'd be a lot more basketball at Can't Green Lake if Mike Lupica wrote that. It would be really funny. Mike Lupica decided to write a book like that. Yeah. For no reason. You know, I've been making all these books about like a kid that finds a magic basketball. Yeah. What if I sent one of them to jail?

What if it's about holes? Yeah, a hole. I can't go to holes in sploosh. Yeah. Holes and sploosh. That's what he started. He had two ideas for two different books. And he had to figure out a reverse engineer.

He had two circles on a piece of white paper. His wife caught him looking up the one hole. Holes was actually fire. I forgot about the prophecy thing. Yeah, Holes is pretty good. Holes is actually sick. I don't let, I would never want to work in that fucking concentration camp

that guy's fucking working in, though. I can't say I would. Or you wouldn't want to be even be, you wouldn't even want to be the supervisor who's whipping the kids. Yeah, Tim Blake Nelson. Because when you say working. I guess it is a job.

Because they're kind of like, they're in jail. I could be the chef because I've always wanted to work with sploosh. Yeah. And that seems like that's at the end of the movie. Yeah, I don't think they're going to let you work with sploosh as the chef. Why, though? You can maybe do some stuff with the onions.

But I've seen the movie, I know where it is. I'll go get it. Okay. Well, they took it already. This is a space ball scenario. No, but I'm working at it in the past before they found it. This is a baseball scenario where you can watch the movie during the movie whenever you want. Yes.

Yes. To get all the details and the coordinates that I need. But I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about you being in the movie. I'm talking about you working at the real child concentration camp that Holes was based on. Where's that? It's in the desert. It's so funny to call it that. It literally is a child concentration camp.

It's funny because it's true. That's what it is. It's so funny that like when you're a kid, things like that exist in your head. Like it's like, oh yeah, if I don't do my homework enough, I'm going to go to a literal concentration camp

for like bad boys. Did you guys know anybody who went and did military school? No. Well, I guess didn't know it. Not well. No. He did the shit where they like train you to be. J.R.O.T.C.

kind of, but it's like you, it's that shit. but you're training to fly a plane. Oh, that's fucking sick. Why doesn't he fly a plane? Junior flyers? Junior Flyers. He's just being a fucking bartender out somewhere. He's not even flying a fucking plane.

I knew a kid that went as in was Dylan and he was the baddest kid. You're lying. Swear to God. You're fucking lying. He was the baddest kid. There was never a baddest Dylan. He was the badest kid.

He had this hair. I know you, man. You're making this up. I'm not making this up. He had this haircut. He had this haircut. You know this one? What? Waterfall hair, you idiot?

Straightening his haircut. Skinny jeans. Straightening his haircut skinny jeans. Yeah, is that so fucking unbelievable camera? Be fucking real. He was emo. If you said that, he would believe you. He was Scrillx.

He was Scrillx, but it was before Scrillix, I think, because I was like 11. And he used to, I remember one time I went to the candy store and he got one of these, you know, the long pixie sticks. Wait, no, you've talked about this kid. You've talked about this kid before he snorted the pixie stick. the pixie stick and then one week later he was in military school yeah i mean that's dude if you see your kid doing that i mean it's the same with like sending a fucking earl sweatshirt to that school in samoa it's like that one was those are those are the two sides of the same coin snorting a pixie stick and writing a song called eepar yeah yeah yeah yeah epar yell nuts

he wrote that was the original name of the song really terrible really that's why they send him away you can't be like and stuff like that. Was there mistrunchable of the holes? Yeah. It was John Voight.

John Voight was mistrunchable and Sigourney Weaver too. Oh yeah, Sigourney Weaver Yeah, I remember now. It's so,

the fucking, the child concentration camp thing is so funny too, because it's like, I, you think like if you're, like,

it's like, oh, you go there if you're permanent records bad. Like it's another thing that doesn't exist. I was quite concerned with my permanent record.

No, it was, it was Jewish. movie. He stole, he stole shoes, remember? Oh, yeah. Dude, you don't know any of the details. Dude, it's fucking, yeah, well, they stole that. It could be Mike Lupeka, because that's fucking like Mike. He stole shoes. Oh, he steals Ken Griffey's shoes, right? I think so. Is it Ken Griffey? I thought he just stole a random parachute. I don't remember. I think it might be different in the book and movie. Yeah, that's who the celebrity endorsement is. It's the guy

who's stupid shoes he stole. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. You're so right. You're so fucking right. Wow. It's all coming back to me. We all kind of can. get different bits and pieces of this. Together, we might remember the entire we're able to make it. We might be able to stay here and just make the whole movie again. Which is one of the most exciting

conversations you could have. I always thought Madam Zerone was a cool name. You thought what? Madam Zerone was a cool name. Madam Zerone. Madam is a greatest person you can have. That's what my daughter's name is going to be. Madam? Madam. You know what?

I realized the other day that bullying my fucking mind. What's that? Is that Madam is just French, my lady. My damn. Wow. My damn lady. Sometimes words just make sense. Damn.

Isn't that crazy? And when you see your wife every day, you go, damn. My damn. My damn. My damn. That's how it's the same as Giat. The etymology of Gat is the same as my damn. Why, it means my lady?

No, Gat. Gat comes from like Gat damn. The Gat is a, it's supposed to be like, God damn. Uh-huh. I thought it was an acronym. No. It might be. I thought it was girl you ass thick.

No, because there's two T's. Thick, thick. Well, you can just, yeah, thick, thick, girl, you ass, thick, too thick. Yeah, that works too. Wait, that's good. Girl, you ass, terrifically thick. Girl, yeah, ass, terrific. Girl, your ass is terrific.

No, I think that's an anagram. I don't think so. I thought it came from. I think all stuff like this, they always, is always, there's always an acronym that gets claimed. Yeah. Every single, every, every, everything. Bay.

What's the acronym for thought? Thought was that over there, yeah. Over there is pretty lazy. Bay, people say before anyone else, you ever heard that? Uh-uh. Yeah, but Bay is just... I feel like that's every single word that gets invented. Yeah, they always turn it into an acronym.

And I never know if it's true or not. And that's the thing, that's the thing. Not everything needs to be an acronym. Some things can just sound good on there. cool on their own and we don't have to turn them into acronyms. AIDS? Yeah, that one wasn't

an acronym. It didn't start out as one. It's kind of the coolest. It sucks that it's a bad thing. Yeah. You know, I think, you know, I think you know what's cooler? I think SARS sounds cooler. Yeah. SARS is fucking bad.

Because SARS is an Android phone. I mean, yeah, it's a disease. It's an acronym. All diseases are acronyms. SARS and SIDS are both cool. SIDS is definitely cool. I think AIDS is A tier. A year. But SARS and SIDS is S tier to me.

Yeah. But it's also, you might be thinking, oh, that what is. You know what else is here? You know what else is? COVID is actually, is like between S and A. COVID is pretty good. You know, it's another good one, Zika. I don't think that's an acronym.

But like cancer, nobody, it doesn't sound cool to say I have cancer. The big C though. The big C is really good. When you call it that. But that makes me think you're talking about it. The cancer also... Ebola. Cancer is also the fucking...

Ebola is your 2-6. Ebola is sitting down low with E. coli. E. coli is too cool. E-coly sucks. Triple E is really good. I like norovirus. Norovirus. Yeah, that's a good norovirus.

I would say that's B-tier, though. Why? It's... I don't think I like norovirus. I guess norro is cool. I don't like the way it sounds, but I like the way it's spelled. Yeah. You know what?

I move it on up to A. Mad cow disease. I was about to say Preon. Preon disease. Mad cow disease is cool. Yeah. It sucks that nobody gets that really.

Cooroo is the best one. Guru is S plus. For me it goes Kuru AIDS, cancer. I'm knocking AIDS down. It's a horrible clip. It goes. It goes.

Kuru AIDS. Ebola cancer. Kuru being in the conversation. In this. out-of-context clip. What could this be? It goes. Kourou AIDS.

Kourou being mentioned being anything. Dude, Kourou is like the J-Kohl of the Big Three conversation. Wow. Kourou dipping out pretty early. I'm glad I never got Kuru. Yeah, me too.

You grow up eating brain and then you don't know that you're not supposed to eat a person's brain or just like animals that you find. Kuru, I think, is specifically human brain, right? Or human flesh? I don't know. I think isn't preon disease just from the brain? Well, preons are misfolded proteins

that match up with each other. So I think you're more likely to get it from a brain and I think you're more likely to get it also from a brain that is like similar to yours. So that's why you must get it from mad cow. That's why you get it from monkey brains. Wouldn't you think eating someone else's brain would just give you amazing smartness?

I think Kuru maybe you can also just get from eating the human flesh or maybe that's from the urban legend. When I said Kuru, this is. kind of came to attack me. Yeah. Well, it thought you said, voodoo. Yeah. You got to get a new tape on that. Well, they know that's the classic urban legend, the Kuru urban legend, where it's like some

a girl is dancing at the club with someone, and then she goes to the, she gets like a rash after dancing with them, and she goes to the doctor, and the doctor's like, this rash, you can only get from coming into contact with someone who's eating human flesh. Whoa. That's one of them classic,

one of them classic creepy pastas. Who was it that said that that happened for real? and was lying. There was some celebrity semi recently a few months ago. Oh, oh, oh. You remember?

He was like there. He said his sister. Glenn Powell. Yeah, it was Glenn Powell said like his sister got. Yeah, it was the massage one. Yeah. He was like, yeah, my sister was getting a massage

and her, from this random guy at his apartment. And then her skin started to tingle. So she went to the doctor and she said and the doctor said that it was a meat tenderizer that they only used to eat people with. When he said that it happened, which is like when you're telling a story like that,

Obviously, you know, you have to say it happened to a friend of your roommates or a friend of... You can't go, your sister. My sister was almost eaten by a cannibal. My sister was also eaten by a guy that she was trying to fuck. Well, that's my question is why would they even make a meat tenderizer to only use on human meat? I know. Right. Yeah.

No, no, the story adds up. It's the funniest story. But think of it the last time Glenn Powell was in a movie, though. They caught him for lying, dude. This is just like Rana Sizi. Wait, this is Glenn Powell, the guy from Top Gun? This guy. Yeah.

that helps that helps a lot wait I like him yeah I know you're a big good and Powell fan I haven't seen a lot of his stuff I hope he comes out as gay did you see this

he's one of the one of the top yeah he's a straighter I think basically I think he wants he wants so badly to be Carrie Grant but I think he's too afraid to be gay

is there a celebrity gay pool like the death pool we feel like we talked about Pedro Pascal is like Pedro Pascal is the one people are always saying yeah he's the one everyone's gun in

I don't see that one Yeah Is John Cryer gay? I don't know it is John Cryer The brother on two and a half men He I don't think he is gay Oh you know what it was

His secret? He was bald the whole time He revealed it on Conan I wouldn't put that the same world I'd call that a universe as gay That's equivalent No I don't think that's a pretty equivalent To be

I put that not only in the same universe Put in the same room Possibly the same bedroom Even the same body Possibly even in the same bed in the same person. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. I just wouldn't say that. I would say it. There's a big gap between gay and bald. It's like Kuru. Yeah, there is a big gap between guru and bald when you sleep in your bed with your boyfriend

because you guys are afraid to sleep next to each other because of getting overheated under the covers. Hit that. I'm afraid of getting overheated. Hit that Kern Craft. It's so loud. It doesn't sound like a song to me.

Yeah, I know. I thought you're going to hit Zombie Nation. We haven't hit the zombie nation in so long. You can see it's too loud. I heard it somewhere the other day. My headphones was making me. really quiet today I don't know what you need to go get your hearing checked yeah because you blast off that's true that is completely true you do blast off you blast off when you listen to

music how often are you getting the apple uh warning that you have been listening to loudly let to show me your audio exposure okay thing how do i do that go to health how often are you getting the apple warning the apple warning the apple warning health okay okay It should put, there should be an audio exposure chart in there. Oh, good news. What? My period was 1,200 days ago. That means you're pregnant, you realize that.

That was your last period? Yeah, my last. I thought it was so funny to put a cycle in. I thought I was like, oh, yeah, dude, that's good. That's a little joke for myself. You're going to get zip tied and bagged up for having an illegal abortion. You know what I should do, actually. I should take this mental health questionnaire that Apple has now.

Okay, take it. All right. Confirm your age, 13 or older. Begin. How often over the last two weeks have you been bothered by the following problems, feeling nervous or anxious or on edge, nearly every day? Okay. Okay.

Not able to stop or control worrying. Okay. nearly every day worrying too much about different things well that's probably that's the same as the last two I can't believe you

this is what trouble relaxing nearly every day being so restless that it's hard to sit still I've been doing this the whole time I've been in this chair this is what they used

to diagnose people with things yeah yeah a question you find yourself becoming easily annoyed or irritable yeah okay

irritable feeling afraid as if something awful is going to happen at nearly every Your phone is going to auto call 9-1-1 when you finish this. Nearly every day. I'm just going to click nearly. I mean, it just seems like every question is the same as the last.

We did just get a string of negative ones, but there's definitely some ones that are like, how often do you crave candy? So I have an anxiety risk of severe and a depression risk of severe. Okay. What does it say to do? I saw a call button. Yeah, he says call. Call the suicide hotline. Okay.

Say what? It's funny to have to. funny to have to take a questionnaire to realize he had to call this suicide hot my head. Oh, shit. Oh, dude. I just took this quiz that I just got told I should call you guys. Yeah. I just learned that I should call you guys.

Oh, my God. I can't I can't seem to find this thing. It's a, okay, it says my cervical mucus is creamy. Hey, yo. That's going on. I can't find. How does it They have that info on girls' phones.

That's fucking crazy. Wait. Where do you find this ears thing? It doesn't say that it's creamy. Yeah, no. Show me that. I must have locked this when I thought it was really funny to track my period. Creamy was an option?

I don't know where the ears thing goes. Oh, brows. I have to look. Brows. Okay. Hearing. Show me your audio exposure right now. It says okay.

Seven days okay. Really? Yeah. Headphone safety. like year exposure okay oh I'm very surprised by that oh wait a minute this no okay it moved one inch I thought this was actively tracking the decibels

I was gonna say we should see how high we can get oh no if this is an a plaza meter in my phone it's like every day based on when you have headphones plugged into your headphone yeah I guess I have an average my average is 80 decibels because you're going way past that on that you mean negative 80 no oh wait do I mean negative 80 because that's what it says when he has

have the thing. Or do you? I don't fucking know. Like a recessive and it has the negative number. Yeah. I think zero decibels is loud. Yeah.

I don't think that that's true. I think 80 decibels is like definitely. No, it says 80 decibels. There's no negative on it. I think there actually might be two different types of decibels that make me right. Maybe.

I do think on a audio receiver, that's definitely a thing. There's two. I think there actually is two different types of decibels. It sounds a lot like you're lying. Has commented on this podcast before about this very issue. Two different kinds of decibels.

About saying, actually, this is how decibels work. Sorry, it keeps, I've got to get new tape on that. The dropper. But I'll admit that I was wrong there. Dropper is better than the spiller. There is no spiller. Do you even see a beverage in front of me to spill? Oh, I would be scared.

Yeah, no, but I'm saying, I'm saying to be called something, to be called the dropper or the spiller, I would take the dropper every day. Easy. The dropper, the only thing that you could spill as a dropper would be, Legos. That could be the only thing. Spiller ball bearings. Those are worse than liquids to have on the ground.

They're more hazardous than a liquid. They're more hazardous, but they're easier to pick up. And they don't leave a stain. Simple paper towel from my perspective. The spiller doesn't use paper towels, though. The spiller says and waits. The spiller believes that you can leave stains on a table for a little bit. More than a little for a forever bit.

Yeah. There's no stains on this table. That's because somebody wipes up after you. Yeah. So there's no. So in my... There's also plenty of... In my suggestion of materials on this table. None of that I spilled.

Right there. What did I... What, you think I'm fucking spilled milk? That's paint. No, that's from a couple... The last time we did D&D, patches did a spill, and then you said, no, it's fine.

You can leave spills for a little bit. What do you think he spilled? His wax candle. Yeah. This was not from... This was not from him spilling. Patches wears wax lips. These are, this is chalk or paint or something.

No, no, no. He didn't have a cup of paint. You might have. I don't know what he drinks. You know what's not paint. It'd be a Burke Chrysler situation. We don't know for sure. Could be him drinking Kool-Aid in a big jug.

Very, very much don't know. Could have patches be drinking paint out of a little Stanley Cup. Yeah, he could. Stanley Cup. Which paint would taste the best, though, in your opinion? Probably mint green, right? Blue. I would say blue, raspberry paint.

Yeah, these are both good options. Or red strawberry paint. Red strawberry, blackberry. Any color that's a violet. vibrant will taste good. Any color that's close to a food. Oh, here's, okay. But brown will taste chocolate. Anyway. Salmon. Salmon. I don't want to eat salmon paint.

Salmon is not a flavor that I want in anything other than salmon. Yeah. I don't like, I don't like, I want it to look like candy color. I think it needs to be candy color for it. Like, like pepaw. Pee paw ate paint thinking it was yogurt. Oh, yeah, the old guy. Yeah, I remember that. His color wasn't the best color to eat. That is not true. I think that that was the best. If I would, If I would accidentally eat paint, I think it would also be that color. I would need a more saturated color.

Are we talking about accidentally? Yeah. Okay, then it's good. Then I would eat whatever color I accidentally eat. I'm talking peepa situation. You accidentally eat paint. Then I guess I would eat whatever it was. If it was an accident, I don't really have a say in the matter.

What color are you most likely to accidentally eat? Yeah, that's the question. I got you. Yeah, I guess just yogurt color. White. But his paint wasn't white though. His paint was like light blue. His paint was mint green.

Yeah, but that could be like maybe a yogurt situation. You have to be a fucking old idiot. Yeah, he was an old idiot. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. He looked dumb and he died. I don't eat yogurt, though. A couple years ago, he died.

He survived the event. He survived the paint, and then he died. Yeah, you don't live forever. Yeah, he was also British. He's a moron all around. I guess if there was paint in a ketchup bottle, I might eat that. I don't eat that. I don't need very much ketchup or white paint in a ketchup bottle.

I think it was my white ketchup. Remember they used to have that? Somebody whitened my ketchup. The peepaw was British. He was a British pepaw. And I'm really... It's more like a papa. A papa, yeah.

But YouTube has shown us that there's also stupid British people and that has been an amazing thing. You needed YouTube to learn that? Definitely. Oh, growing up, before YouTube, nobody knew that British people were stupid. In America? We all, because we were all,

we were colonized by them. We were the, well, we weren't colonized by them, but they were our oppressors for a long time. Us Americans, were oppressed by the British, but they had those, every smart person in a movie has a British accent.

That is true. I do think though, though, there's a lot of, I mean, hey, I grew up watching Monty Python.

Yeah. And we got a lot of, but they, but you can tell they're not really stupid. I'm talking about the peasant style. Yeah, but I knew that those were just actors

and part of them acting so good. These are actors too that you're talking about who are acting smart. They're not really smart people. They're actors. No, I thought they were just acting like themselves.

Seeing, British people? So you also thought the same thing. Like seeing like Chavs and stuff and seeing like British like white trash has done a lot to get us away from the British people are smart in movies trope. And the BBC One Radio. What's that?

The guys who talk over the, basically the Funkmaster Flex guys for the... Oh, dude, Tim Westwood. BBC One radio. Tim Westwood coming at you. Yeah. Those guys made me realize, oh. There's stupid British people. You can be stupid in that language. Yeah. It's awesome. It's so awesome that they're

also stupid and they're not all Sherlock Holmes. Yeah. So incredible. I think Sherlock Holmes is stupid. Okay, Watson. Watson actually knows he's smarter. Okay, Moriarty doesn't know. Well, Moriarty sees him as an intellectual equal.

Yeah. Well, but he's his enemy, so he would say something like that. Does he have like a, does Sherlock Holmes? He would say, I think Sherlock Holmes is stupid. Yeah. Moriarty would say. I think Sherlock Holmes is stupid. I'm Moriarty.

I bet he would say that. I guess I could see him say. He probably says it. more likely to say that than Sherlock is my intellectual equal. No, he would definitely say that. I don't think you would say that. I think a TV analyzer might say. I think a guy might say that after watching an episode of Sherlock and might turn to his girlfriend and say something like this.

This is going in my AB Club article, baby. Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes are intellectual equals. Did you know that? I really like the show. intellectual equals. That show fucking sucks. Yeah. That Sherlock does Sherlock have like a fucking like down on his luck

like Commissioner Gordon style guy that's like damn it Sherlock, you can't be. That's Watson. Oh that's Watson. Watson is that dude. Watson is just like Dude the Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmeso? Never seen him. One thumb up from Caleb. Actually I invented the radial thumb score and it's

here. You didn't invent that dude. Joaquin Phoenix did. Yeah, he did that in gladiator. Oh. true he did good point but he wasn't talking about a movie yeah he's talking about a guy which is what movie was back in ancient times that's a good point did you see that new guy that this thing doesn't matter you need to leave it alone you don't need to stand up and hold you're going to hold it the whole episode you really don't need to there's no point in this I'd rather you didn't let's get on a good let's go okay let's begin well I only have all

of my stuff on here you have stuff what do you mean all of your stuff or I just made some taps from this website. Is that okay? Yeah. Why are you sharing with us? Yeah. And, uh, let it... We were supposed to come with stuff today. No, I don't care. Well, just enjoy them all together. Okay, we'll just enjoy them all together. Why don't we just enjoy them all together? We did our weekly meeting at nine in the morning, and I went immediately back to bed.

What was that? How long did you sleep after that? Till 11 in the morning. Lem. 11? Lem. Lem. Lamb. Lam. Lamb. Lamb. Yum. Yum. Yummy. Um, uh, we're looking today. at esteem community.com

forward slash groups forward slash woke or nope. This is something I think somebody shared in the Discord a long time ago. Yeah, and I started looking around on it. It was basically, I mean, how long has wokeness been around? 2013.

So there's some difference in opinion. Gamergate was like 2014, right? Which that was like, Anita Sarkese. Yeah, I think Gamergate was like, it was woke, but it was like pre-woke. It was like Proto, it's like, it's like Neanderthal to Hube. Like they weren't homo sapiens. They hadn't quite got there. That's so crazy that that's like, like that's what, like that was like a huge deal.

Because I feel like that was. Because I think woke, because here's the thing, I think woke, the thing that here's my analysis. Woke is when woke is the active force. Yeah. And that woke was the passive part of GamerGame. Stroke was on the defensive. Anti-wokeness existed before wokeness even existed, really.

Yeah. There's still people, like, there's, like, Japanese soldiers still fighting on the island, like guys for Gamergate. No, no, no, even, not even, I get the point you're trying to make, there's still Japanese guys fighting. Right now.

Right now. Why? They're angry with each other. Yeah. They have, having an argument. Wait, they never stopped fighting. Well, just, yeah. They just are still fighting.

They're just fighting. Holy shit. Right now. Somebody needs to tell them, you don't need to fight. Yeah. Why are you fighting? Talk it out, idiots. Yeah.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Then they would try to... I think that the... You'd say idiots and then they try to fight you. It's too bad that it had to come about due to horrible fascistic acts, but I think that the name, the self-defense forces is the fucking coolest military name of all time.

Yeah. Self-defense forces? Yeah. That's what the Japanese military is called because they're not allowed to have a military or an attacking military. they did so much evil against the world. So they have the self-defense. It's called self-defense force.

Isn't that cool as fuck? Isn't that cool as fuck? Does Italy have an army in Germany? I don't know. Who else was the access power? I know the big three. I think, yeah, it's not even, I think it's... Is there like some country that's like,

no one talks about it, but it was like, these guys were fucking worse than the others. Japan. Japan? Yeah. Yeah, I guess they invented Mario, so we don't care. Yeah, Japan got a huge, a huge boost off Pokemon. Oh, dude.

Not even that. fucking all like all the electronics that we have now all that like jazz music that white guys that cuff their pants too much like they dude japan great job guys they really did what's the deal speaking of what's the deal with these japanese pornography games are they woke with well it's it's coming okay this is posted in october of last year with the election season coming up it seems all i hear about is kamala harris and why president trump is literally hill and I just need to get away from this political beep. It's all beeped out with hearts.

I found this group expecting to find good games where I'm not portrayed as evil for being straight white male. But God Almighty, 90% of the games on this list are these weird Japanese pornography games. I figured that the only fan subscribing Soylent Drinkers were the only ones who call these games Art Vomit emoji.

That's so, the only fan subscribing Soylent Drinkers is so Bill Maher. Yeah. That's such a beautiful sentence. It's so sick that... You think you would say that? Bill Maher was... The only fan subscribing...

Soilent drinkers. Oh, wait. You know what? Let me see if I can find it. There was a... I don't have it right now. There was Bill Maher the game. Yeah.

There was not Bill Maher the game. Dude, imagine Bill Maher the game, right? And it's like a slice of lifestyle game where you're Bill Maher and you're doing like, you know, you're doing real time and everything. And then you're hiring. sex workers to go to the bar with you and stuff wouldn't that be the best game ever

okay name a video game name a video game yeah can we do Frogger yeah let's see Frogger Frogger is not on here name a name a somewhat recent um Catherine

what the hell is Catherine it's that game where you Catherine Classic not recommended Yeah. Contains overtly pro-LGBQ messaging. Really? Yes.

Oh, do, what's the game where you're the cat in the city? Stray. Little Kitty, Big City. Oh. We're than two different games. Okay, Stray. Do both of those. Yeah, do both.

Okay, stray is recommended. What? That is the wokeest game of all the time. That is spiritually woke, but not materially woke. Oh, my God. It doesn't have any kind of. I guess I have to try out straight. Do you see, but if the cat lifts its tail,

uh-huh. I just think a cat being in anything is enough for it to be bad. Little kitty, big city. Recommended. No, woke content. Do they have any, is it only, it's only new games? I feel they have like Donkey Kong on there. Dave the diver.

Dave the diver, what's your guest? These are all, I don't know anything about Dave the Diver. Really? Yeah. Well, she should better stop playing Dave. the diver Not recommended. Contains overtly

pro-D-E-I messaging, features an improbably diverse cast of characters. The player character is a fat guy who can somehow deep dive and

swim long distances without trouble. The sushi chef is A. Black. That's word for word what it says. Well, what about?

That's A lot of smoke for Dave the Diver. Yeah. Oh, man. What about, like, Diablo? Are they going to get mad about demonic presences? Yeah, they definitely will. Diablo is not on here.

What? No, none of them? No Diablo. Okay, what about like, what's another, what about Doom? Yeah. Maybe. I'm trying to think of demonic games. Dooms Day Paradise.

Oh, wait, try Wolfenstein. Doon 193. Wolfenstein, no, like the original. I bet they won't have the original on it. Wolfenstein to the new Colossus. not recommended contains overtly pro DEI messaging

flashbacks retcon the player character's previously established background so he now had an abusive racist father main character is saved by his strong pregnant girlfriend who manages to fight off

a wave of Nazis the NBC Grace Walker is the leader of a black power group and consistently engages in feminist anti-male and anti-white rhetoric they have a strong pregnant woman

anti-white rhetoric and Wolfenstein. God. That's the only Wolfenstein they have. I thought that they were going to have like maybe the one. Well, I guess all these people that are like complaining about Woken games and putting them into a spreadsheet like this or like games should be like games and MS. DOS games. Saints Row not recommended.

Contains overtly pro-D-I messaging. The intro features a diverse group of female combatants, many diverse characters all fighting back against their unfair economic situation. Heavy social commentary. I was actually, I just remembered something about this. I was looking at this like when we were doing our meeting. And civilization,

civilization five is not woke, but civilization six is woke. Seeing that right now. Yeah. Civilization five recommended contains no woke content. No woke content. Six. Not recommended.

Contains overtly pro-D-I messaging, contains overtly pro-Clii messaging, contains overtly pro-class action messaging. Ray swapped Suleiman and added historically unimportant female leaders global warming and carbon capture mechanics. That is... So climate

is woke too? I guess so. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to understand is what... The climate is really woke. Yeah, I'm trying to... What about binding of Isaac? I'm trying to pinpoint. Binding of Isaac. I'm going to say, I'm going to call it now, not recommended. Binding of Isaac rebirth, they have. Uh-huh. That's the...

contains overtly pro-LGBQ. messaging. According to designer Edmund Macmillan, Eden is non-binary. Rainmaker and Hornfell are both gay and Isaac is gender fluid. What? Yeah, so this is wokeness basically it's a wokeness attack and we didn't even have any idea. Try

Super Meat Boy. Super Meat Boy, there's ain't a way Super Meat Boy's woke. Super Meat Boy. They're on the fence. Really? Whoa, the first on the fence. It's either recommended, not recommended, or right in the middle is informational. contains subtly pro-LGBQ messaging.

The unlockable character, Jill, is a lesbian. And I am guessing she's a piece of cheese or some other kind of food. I think if I remember correctly, I think she might be a hand. A hand, a lesbian hand. I just made that up. I lied on the episode. I'm sorry. That's okay, man.

That's fine. It's all right. Fucking whatever. Guys, I fucking lied. It's okay. dude. Don't beat yourself up about it. Frog Detective 3.

Corruption at Cowboy County. Not recommended. Contains overtly pro-G-G-TQ messaging. The player character is gay. A male NPC flirts with the player character. The end credits reveal more about this relationship. Do they have, do they have like a pajama sam for a fish? Oh, the slimeware games or whatever, scum wear or whatever.

Humongous entertainment. Humongous. Pajama Sam. Pajama Sam. No need. to hide when it's dark outside. Recommend it. Contains no woke content.

So if you are, yeah, if you are a, you know, a 47 year old man. A 47 year old bearded, red state veteran who's fucking sick of woke once and for all. You've got to check out pajama Sam, no place to hide when it's dark outside. If you want to avoid, if you want to avoid all wokeness, the gate, here's what

you do, okay? You play Freddie Fish. Uh-huh. All of the Freddie Fish games of Freddy Fish and Luther's Mays Madness. Freddy Fish and Luther's water worries. Freddie Fish of the case of the missing kelp seeds. That's a good one. Freddie Fish in the case of the haunted schoolhouse. That is the least one.

Case of the stolen conch shell. Hogfish rustlers of briny gulch. These are all on here. Yeah. And then you get all recommended. Then you go play putt putt putt joins the parade. Put putt putt goes to the moon.

Put putt and fatty bears activity pack. Putt putt and peps. Balloonerrama. Putt putt enters the race. Putt putt joins the circus. Putt Putt Peps birthday surprise And then you go and play

Of course the pajamas Sam games Including sock works And life is rough When you lose your stuff Then you finish out with Spy Fox In cheese chase And Spy Fox in Hold the Mustard

These are the least Woke games ever made Can you check World of Slime World of Slime? World of Goo What's the one? What is it? World of...

The one where you build the bridges from the slime guys Oh that one's not on here No But Hitman World of Assess assassination is not recommended. Why not?

Baldness. Because it features multiple minor LGBTQ NPCs and Sierra Knox is implied to be a lesbian. Don't you kill them? That's a good point. Don't you kill all of them? That's a really fucking good point.

You have the option to just like kill every single person in that game. I want to like pinpoint the game with the with the least narrative like the just purest gameplay that is postal to what? Get a request one? Yeah. Power wash

simulator. Power washing simulator. That is a woke fucking game. That is woke. Power watch simulator, in fact, is recommended. It contains no woke comedy.

Okay. So it's only baby games that are okay to play. Yeah, that's the thing. It's mostly. I want to find, I want to find like,

kindergarten two can't in case no woke content. I want to find like the game that is just like it's just a platformer like it's just a platformer with nothing. Like just Frogger.

Tower of Heaven. Try Tower of Heaven. Tower of Heaven. I think tower. I think that's, That's a platformer with nothing going on. Not on here. Oh, that's a, well, now I'm remembering it.

That's a Newgrounds game. Oh, yeah. They're not going to have that kind of show on here, man. What about VV, VV, V, V, V, V, V, V, V. Yeah, exactly. A game like that, yeah, yeah. It's on the fence. It's on the fence.

It contains subtly pro-LGBQ messaging. Because the rainbow, like, stages? According to the creator, the player character has an intentionally ambiguous gender and uses they-them pronouns. why I don't know but this is I think informational means maybe they go and they ask the the actual creator oh yeah is your game fucking woke or is informational like you you it is woke but you can use it to learn about what woke is so you can avoid it in a more like it's like a small it's like going to the allergenist where it's like you can take a small dose of it to see if you can handle it before you test deeper water like a like a parental guidance recommended kind of thing of like it's you know it's you know know, it's kind of not woke, but tread carefully. Parental guidance is a great way to put it. It definitely seems like what's going on here. I mean, they have basically every,

they've so many games I've just never even heard of, man. Yeah, like what? I mean, well, Cuphead contains no woke content, they say. Okay, see, this is, I want to find just the simplest game. Like, if Pong was woke. Yeah. I want to know what the most pongest game. What is a woke type of game like that?

They didn't have Tetris. Yeah. What about like pitfall? Pitfall. What's pitfall? It's a game for the Atari 2,600. They're not going to have any old ones. But they made it, they made it for like PS2 as well.

What do you guys think gay world lands? This is for Steam. Gay world? Yeah, where do you think? gay world lands. I'm going to go not woke. It is not recommended. It is woke.

It contains gay world contains overtly pro-LGBQ messaging. Yes. And overtly anti-heterosexual messaging features a setting where straight people are arrested and forced to engage in homoerotic activity. So this is like one of these porno games?

I don't know. You look this game up. Gay world? Yeah. Show me gay world land. Show me the trailer. Show me the E3 trailer for Gay Worldland. Okay, Gay World. I'm going to show you. Gay World looks like... It looks like this.

They're saying that this is a woke game. It's like an 8-bit. There's a game that no one fucking cares about. Stick RPG. Whoa, you'd say nobody cares about Gay World? Why would you even add gay... Who is like... I wonder if Gay World is woke.

The description is... Wow. Okay, I've gotten... I've gotten... close to, I think, the purest woke game. Okay. Are you ready to hear this one? This game is woke.

You should say what it features and then we'll guess. Okay, all right. I will do that. Contains overtly pro-LGBQ plus messaging. There is a pride flag item available in the trophy store with a pro-pride message. PSI is referred to using they-them pronouns. PSI. Is this sunset overdrive?

SIE? This is, my friend, Blune's Tower Defense 6. is woke that's good and close I feel like I feel like there's got to be one that's even that's that's less of a game that's woke

here's a question for Pat Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 plus 2 oh that is not recommended that's woke do you know why fucking well it features a

trans character it's more than that yeah it promotes COVID 19 masking and socialistic. Oh, yeah, that's right. It does promote that. Yeah. Wow.

Okay, here's another interesting one. Contains overtly pro-LGBQ plus messaging, pronoun selection, including an option for they, them, uses unlabeled presets instead of clearly defined male and female options during character creations. This is a woke game. Okay. Forza Horizon 5. This was a post for a moment.

Wait, this is actually really funny. Dead by daylight is woke. And one of the reasons why they say, removed leather face's ability to wear POC survivor's faces. There was a question when no answers from the

discussion board. Does traps, femboys, or female-looking guys count as woke? Well, what's the answer? People are just saying Definitely woke Depends on the context Yeah

Psychonauts 2 Not woke No sorry woke Not recommended Features a gay wedding cake section Oh check out Simpsons hit and run

There's like five people looking at this spreadsheet right now There's always been a lot You gotta check before you buy a game Good examples of female or black character The only reply is, from non-video game sources, I recommend Tiana from Princess and the Frog. All right, Pat, I got a, I got a guess for you here. She's a frog for most of the movie.

Pat, tell me, I want you to guess right now if you think this game is woke or not. Do you think that this game is woke from 2022, super lesbian animal. RPG. I'm going to guess I'm going to guess it's pretty woke. It's woke. Yeah? It contains lesbianism if you can believe it. Oh, bloody hell. Oh, South Park, the fractured but whole. Oh, yeah, you can make your, you can make your character non-binary in that. It's woke.

It's, it's fully woke. It's fully woke. Wow. That is actually fucking crazy. And the player is told the player is told there is nothing wrong with being non-binary. Yeah. The player is told that Mr. Garrison says it. I played this recently. Yeah, I know you did. That's why I brought it up to you. It's fun as fuck.

I can't lie. There is so, do you think this game is woke? Non-binary? No. Do you think the game non-binary is woke? I do not think that.

There's so much stuff. It's like, why is this in here? Who needs to look this up? Futa Dom world. That could be, that could be, that could be not woke.

What about? It contains, it contains overtly pro-LGBQ and overtly anti-patriarchy messaging heavy social commentary. Futa-Dom World does? I can't believe that. Yeah, that doesn't seem woke to me. Julio, what was that game I bought you on stream that one time?

Can you tell me the title of it so we can look it up? Do you remember? Let me see if I can find it. Can you describe this game? Patrick. He said a cuckold life simulator. That's not on here, man. Cuckold Life Simulator is not on the woke list.

That was a great game. We were buying a bunch of games for Julio. Yeah. And then none of them he could actually play on the stream. He just played them off the street. Oh, way, I got another one. I got Furry Arena 18 plus. I think that Furry Arena 18 plus, I don't think it's on, it's not on the, it's not on the

Caleb just said that I don't think that that passes the inspection I think that that one is woke All the thing, this is such a lazy's Everything is just that it contains overtly pro-LGBQ plus messaging That is copy and paste that for everything Whoa! Old school RuneScape

Not recommended woke Whoa Because you can use body type A and B in place of male and female Oh well there goes my ear Interesting kind of kind of criteria for being woke here this game, which I've never heard of, called Ochitsu Baki.

It says, heavy social commentary regarding hyper-marginalized people, their identities, and their traumas. What fucking anti-woke person wrote that? I hate them, identities and traumas. God damn it. These social commentary regarding hyper-marginal. I love. These fucking people of trauma better get out of my city.

I've never heard the word of hyper-marginalize before. Yeah, it is funny that, uh, All the ones where their problem is, I want to find more social commentary ones. Yeah. So there is, it contains social commentary. Their Witcher 3 is considered informational.

Several minor characters provide exposition regarding their experiences. The exposition includes light social commentary. The Red Strings Club. A WOC character wants to end society due to misogyny, racism, and countless phobias. I like that in the woke list, they are putting WOC. Have you guys played? I know, that's what I mean. They're using more woke language of hyper-marginalized.

A hyper-marginalized. That's a fucking, that's an Emerson word. You guys have played Biojoc Infinite? Yeah. I play part of it. Oh, no, I've never played it. You at least know how the intro goes. Yeah.

Not recommended contains overtly anti-Western society and overtly pro-D-EI messaging. Columbia's residents are hyper-exaggerated caricatures of 19th century Americans, heavy social commentary on racism. Not recommended. Yeah, no. You can't have that in the game. That is, that's too much. You can't have commentary in a video game.

Commentary is, well, I mean, we can be, we can be rare. I think this is most of the, yeah, most of the complaints are about the commentary. I just want to find more ones that they're literally all about everything is pronouns. It's all pronouns in LGBTQ plus. There's no, there's not much, uh, there's not much, uh, there's not much too much that's in, is. Yeah, show me the real complaints. Oh, here we go.

Expeditions Rome. contains overtly pro-D-I messaging, historically inaccurate female combatants. Bestia is also improbable. The Roman Republic was not known for freeing slaves or gladiators and females did not fight males. So what I never understood about these

people who complain about women in video games, it's like, isn't your biggest dream to beat up 1,000 women? Wouldn't you be like, oh yeah, fucking they're in battlefield all right, they're even in my game right now. Listen to this one. Pulling no punches, which I get, most of these are games I've never heard.

Yeah. Listen to this. Contains overtly anti-free speech messaging. Heavy social commentary propagates false information about the efficacy of wearing paper masks to prevent the spread of aerosolized oil capsid virons. Hold on. That's what I mean. No, people who wear the masks aren't saying this shit, man. You're into deep.

The Viron's. What's that game called? Pulling no punches? Runecape features a rainbow cosmetic item. Yeah. The rainbow cosmetic is, but also couldn't that just be a cool rainbow? The player character is a lesbian,

heavy social commentary. Let's see Depression Quest. Oh, yeah. Depression Quest. Pulling no punches is, oh, this is the most woke game. Is it? Look at this.

let me see oh wait it's it's two girls oh yeah it's two girls in covid masks or i don't want to based on that i don't want to assume their gender they have viron's in that game yeah they have viron why would you put covid masks into your video game no offense to the work yeah no offense you know i love i mean put up put them in a fucking gas mask they put it they put it in a they put it in as a cosmetic for pro skater one and two because it was like released during the pandemic Which I get, but also I would not want to think about COVID playing a video game. Subnautica, informational. Contains subtly anti-gun messaging.

The game's director has stated he chose not to put guns in the game as one vote toward a world with less guns. Wow. That's fucking woke bull crap. Tales of the Shire, a Lord of the Rings game. Despite the game's description claiming it is based on the books by J.R. Tolkien, Hobbits can have a variety of skin tones, including lore inaccurate, dark brown. Wow. Counterstrike 2, not recommended. Features multiple female agent skins, including a female Navy SEAL and female SWAT officers. VIPA is more muscular than most male operators.

How can you, I mean, you have to have fucking lost your way if you're like, I'm not going to play Counterstrike, it's too woke. Spend five fucking minutes in the voice chat on that game, bro. Portal 2 contains subtle anti-patriarch. messaging. All male characters are portrayed negatively and is less competent than the female characters. All male characters are portrayed as little white balls in that game. Whoa. Mortal Kombat 1 is woke. What? And I didn't know this. Kung Jin is gay. Whoa. Wow. That's the guy who uses a bow and arrow, I think. Gary's Mod, not recommended. Contains overtly anti-free speech messaging. Retroactively introduced a blanket prohibition on Naziism. that is fucking woke as fuck

I am going to control F historically yeah wait control F Nazism or Nazi in general oh wait yeah that's that's a good control F there is over a thousand I recommend everybody come and look at this yeah I mean there is so much

with there okay the fucking you know you know the person that put that in the fucking like the under the G mod thing was so good at Nazi RP. Oh, yeah. 100%. That, like, they were like, well,

they're like fucking woke. $8,000. Yeah. Oh, my God. The fucking World War II role play guys. Here's a, here's an interesting tidbit. Yeah. Features a story about averting a climate disaster in the future

demonizes nuclear power plants. That's woke now. That's Simpson's hit and run. To demonize, that was a game called a new beginning final cut. Terrible name. That's a choose, is it beginning or Yeah, exactly. Final cut. Final cut?

Hell no. I wonder if they got, where's my water? Warrior where. Wait, look that one up. Both the police chief and mayor are women. That just can't happen in the real world. That's just not allowed. That would be completely woke.

That was my town. If you think this game is woke or not. Police Quest collection. That's got a. No, actually, specifically, police quest open season. That's got to be based. Yeah. It's actually informational because police quest open season features a minor gay NPC.

I mean, I could actually... What the fuck is this, bro? The player character, I'm just, I did control of police. The player character is a female police officer in 1999. All zombies appear to be male. Police Quest has, uh, who the fuck there's like a character named like sunny bonds in that or something and there was this guy that you still like harassed my brother on form spring under that name

and it was and we looked it up and we thought it was a cop like reprimanding him but it was just some guy who was bored on form spring and he would pretend to be sunny bonds from that game and tell people that they were doing illegal stuff uh-huh and my brother had a whole fuck sunny bonds campaign and that's like i reversed image search the thing that and I was like, dude, this is a video game character that you're mad at. Contains overtly anti-Western society messaging

forces you to watch a musical about an alleged past gay romance. What game is that? That is, this is the precedent. There are so many games out there in the world. I'm learning mostly. If there's this many games, like, why would you just like,

then who gives a shit if they're woke or not? There's so many games. I feel like most of these you can just tell. Yeah. Some monsters use they, them pronouns. Animals. Some monsters.

Time on Pokemon. Frog Island is not recommended. Time on Frog Island is not recommended. Time on Frog Island is not recommended. That's fucking crap. I also, I like that it's, all the recommended ones,

they just say contains no woke content. They don't go into it. I want them to go into detail on why it's not woke. It's sort of contains no woe content. It should be like neutral. It should be like explain why this one's based. Exactly. Tell me what is based about these games.

Why should I play this? Tell me what is based about. What is based about Monster Hunter World? About played up. Or Boppy Battle. Is ethnic cleansing on there? What's that? That's like a game.

That's a game. Yeah. Is that on there? No. Is that a game that you know of? Yeah. Why have you played it? No, that was a game

I saw a fucking YouTube short that was like most controversial video games of all time and it was a game created by a white power group Crash Bandicoot is safe it's not woke That's good

Homefront is not recommended because it portrays the U.S. and its allies as weaker than North Korea And it portrays Montrose, Colorado as more ethnically diverse than it actually is Geometry Dash contains no woke content That's good

Oh, and some of these, they link to a discussion where they say, where they say, what rating, okay, so what rating should Geometry Dash get? I think this is an interesting case that may require discussion. As far as I'm aware, the official levels contain no woke content whatsoever. However, this game has a level editor that allows players to create and publish levels for others to play. Due to the nature of player made content, it's inevitable that some custom levels would contain woke content. Wait, actually, this is, I didn't even realize they had links to all these. Yeah, it's just on some of them. Yeah.

It's so funny to hold a discussion on whether or not something should be woke. Wait, I wonder if they can't have that for a... Whoa, here's an interesting one. The game Interactivity, the Interactive Experience, it says contains no woke content. But then after that, it says, no, Etheric Games is a self-identified queer developer. You can read more by clicking on Tell Me More on their page. Wow. Why are you going on their baby?

So a queer developer can make an unwoke game. I guess it's possible. We've proved it to be possible. Do you think they would play that game, though, if you're looking through this list? I think that they, I mean, I can't imagine they're playing any of these games. Yeah. No, yeah, I don't think they're just, yeah, they're reading it and just shaking their fists.

Nobody do have to play Freddy the fish to see. Yeah. One guy was like, I'll do it. I don't think that this, I don't think anyone is looking at this list for doing anything other than what we're doing right now. I think this entire list is made by an autistic guy somewhere. Yeah, I guess that's true. Who loves making spreadsheets. Yeah.

Yeah, that's exactly it. It has to be that. Yeah, I don't know. There's no way. No self-respecting anti-woker would put every single Freddie fit. That is an autistic. It's a gut feeling thing. You know what I mean?

It's like, this feels woke. And there's a lot of stuff on there that should not be like. listed as woke like what um whatever the one or counterstrike counterstrike two yeah they must have not had fucking team chat on yeah yeah i know did they so they had saints row the reboot do they have saints row like they were all called woke i looked at all the saints so what i mean they're they're they're fucking up yeah i guess they're woke because you murder police i think that probably has something to do with it probably it seems to me like most things that are woke are woke because they

have a rainbow in one of the trophies. You get a reward with bright colors on it and that can be woke. Or it could feature a female a female with a job in a year where that wasn't the norm like 2007 or something like that. Hypothetical

game, woke or not. You play as a lepricon. Leps world. This is a real game. This is a game. Really? Leps world one through three. Would you call that woke? I'm thinking about it. I think there's rainbows. There is got to be rainbows, I'd imagine.

Lepsworld was like an iPhone rip-off of Mario. Yeah. Oh, shit. My friend had on his iPod Touch. So it's woke. It is woke. It also takes place on an iPhone. Well, let's think it's changing an Italian into an Irishman.

Yeah. Is that a lateral move or is that a move towards wokeness? I think that's probably a move away from wokeness. Yeah. You think that's based. I think it might be based to Irish wash and Italian. Yeah. Yeah, I think that, but the rainbow really complicates thing.

And gold. Yeah. Gold is like jewelry. Which is like jewelry that girls wear. I wonder, I try to, what were the, do you think the enemies were in Lepp's world? Leprechauns don't really have enemies but they were snakes. That makes sense due to St. Patrick. Yeah.

St. Patrick didn't like snakes. He chased all the snakes out of Ireland. He ruined them. All of them? Yeah. Ireland's a big fucking place. So he gets Clover coins in Lepp's world. Okay, so I need to gold.

Can we play his lap? I wish we had like a smart board that we could just have. He's a quest to overcome obstacles and defeat enemies to find his gold, jump and run, not run and jump, through exciting levels and discover breathtaking places with lots of hiding places. So, Pajama Sam, no place to hide when it's dark outside. This was not woke. Hiding places. Lots of hiding places. Lep's world is a legendary platform with nearly 250 million downloads.

So get in on the fun. Be nimble, be quick, and help Lep find his gold. It's hidden in a range of awesomely well-designed. levels, and he's determined to Finn. Dot, dot. You know, I know they didn't play Putt Putt saves the zoo because the lions in that game were low-key, fucking fruity. Yeah.

Yeah. Straight up. All the animals are singing. Yeah. Come on. Let's see. I'm going to see if any of the reviews kind of can shed some light on whether because Lepsworth, I think this is kind of the,

can we add this to the exact aesthetic versus content? Yeah, wait. Let's add Lips World based on the room. It's not editable. we'd have to submit. We could submit a thread. Let's submit Leps World. I just want to look at what people are saying about it. The only problem is that sometimes the sound effects and music will randomly stop it for no reason.

The graphics are cleaning cute. The gameplay is simple and fun. It's addicting at times. Oh, addicting. What is addiction? Just as you are jumping to the end of the rainbow, there is an ad. Come on, we don't need one there. Okay, so that's complicated because ads are...

It could be an LGBT ad. Well, yeah, we don't have any control over the ad. I feel like every iPhone game is de facto woke. Because you could get a better help ad. Yeah. Something like that. This game is one of my favorites games. I've been playing since I was five.

It's not hard to understand and very few ads like most games. It's like another Mario, but with a leprechaun and other bad guy type things. It's really fun and not hard to understand it all. Okay. It's pretty easy to understand. It sounds like it was hard for them to understand to me. and bad guy type things the guy who understood the game

but I completely understood it's like another Mario and bad guy type things there's a good guy ish type of thing that's uh has orange hair and has green shirts and then there's some bad guy type of thing but it's easy but it's easy to understand it's the main thing I like about it and I started playing when I was five as well because I struggled I'm going to make your life

a little easier sometimes the walls are walk through and that is where you will find pots of gold Thank you, my friend. Woke or not? Easy games are woke. Leprechauns, I think, are based. Rainbows are woke. Ads are based.

Gold is based. Gold is woke because it reminds you of jewelry. This is a kid's game. Kids games historically are based because of the information that we have in terms of their criteria. All right, so let's submit this as a, based. Yeah, let's write a submission now. These, there's just so many reviews. Some Mario Mario said, honestly, hand emoji, great game.

Hand emoji. We were used to it five years ago, but it still has the fun it's supposed to. But quick question to Nurbite, which I guess is the company. Why did you decide that putting that pot on that location of 2-2 was a good idea? Like, why? There is a bad pot location. Well, hard. Pot, wait a second.

Pot. Pot is woke. And also, if it's addictive, I feel like it is probably woke. So can you imagine having to do this for over 1,500 games? I know. Because you really have to look at everything, all the data available. Horrible controls. I don't know how you lose your life without touching those things.

And I understand what they are. The things. Without touching those things. I completely understand what they are. He shivered while he wrote that. Things. From Lep's world. It's satisfying.

Satisfying is. At least this game is better and much more entertaining than the emoji movie, which got a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes at the official worst movie of all time. And that the emoji movie is now 7%. It isn't that bad, but it's terrible. The emoji movie is woke. Really? You think the emoji movie is woke.

They have a poop emoji. They have a poop emoji, but they have a rainbow flag emoji. Real shit. As a character? I don't know as a character, but they have one. But did they have one at the time? question. I don't know. I love people who review stuff like this because they're either

children or they're people who just spawned into the world as adults. Yeah. This is from user, a Google user. This is my number choice in games for passing time. If I'm waiting in a lobby for an appointment or a passenger on route to a destination. I love to start up this game to face the current

levels challenges. A passenger on route to a destination. I guess you go get her. There's so many. I'm not even a fraction through. And we're going to have to spend literally years studying this

to determine whether or not. You know what I can do? I can, I'll bite the bullet. I'm going to play Leps World after this. I remember it being pretty fun. I'll play royal match.

Okay. You guys should check out Sousis. So says, yeah. S-O-S-I-Z. I'll play. It's basically like 2D Mario Galaxy. Whoa.

But worse. Aw. All right. you didn't say that last part. Yeah. All right. We have a bell house show. Bell house show and you should buy tickets to that and come will be very fun.

April 15th. But also announcing this morning, right when this episode drops, the good people of Boston, you are in for the show of your life. Play the, play dirty water by the standals. I don't know how that goes. Dan, the Manette. Or the one that's like... That one. Okay.

Bannan, da, da, da, that one. Catch up. Bana, da, da, da, da. We're going to be played. May 23rd. May 23rd at the Crystal Ballroom. Very exciting. Crystal ballroom.

So come and see us there and then. Yes, technically, that is not Boston. It is Somerville. But we don't care. If you bring that up, and you have a ticket to the show we'll smoke you. We'll smoke you out. I bet that everyone who lives

there sucks as well. And you're going to get Swiss cheesed. Why? You think they suck? No, no one would say that. People from Somerville are actually the most strongest people ever. Nothing is actually, I mean, it's a Boston's this big. If you say something like that, you're not from Boston. Yeah.

And I'm from Boston, I'm from, I'm from Somerville, kid. You're not from. I'm from Somerville, kid. You're made there, but you're not. I lived there. You were made there, but you're not from. You would live there until you were four? Did they tell us four years old? Yeah, four minutes old. Yeah. I would live in summer. Actually, And I took your ass to the moon. No, yeah, I was four because I moved in August of 99. So where'd you go to get more stupider? You were four in 99? In 99. I was four in 99. I was born in 99. I think it was four in 99. I was born in 99. I think it was two thousand. I don't know when I moved from. You were two in 93. I was two. I was two. I don't know when I moved from.

Somerville to New Hampshire. I know your as was not born in 1995 or 1993. You were born in 1997, man. Yeah. I know that about you. And we all know. You can't just make shit up like that. I'm pretty sure I lived there when I was four. I'm pretty sure I moved when I was four. You're going to tell some story about remembering going to the

store. Don't tell me you're one of these motherfuckers that remembers being a kid. I remember. I was in my I don't remember. I was in my mother's womb. I don't remember anything before. If you take me out of Somerville, I will end my life. And I did. I killed myself when I was four years old. Really? Yeah.

That's horrific. I killed myself with my umbilical cord that I still had just in case I needed to kill myself. That'd be a sick Eminem lyric. Straight up. I killed myself with my umbilical cord. Enbilical cord. I got an edible cord. I got an edible cord too.

I got an edible sword. I got an edible sword. I'm a sword swirled. There we go. You could be a rapper. You should do bad meets evil. Oh, wait a minute. We didn't answer.

It's to me, it's well. Yeah. Chris Webby over Hoodie Allen all day. And I'd never heard either of their songs until we just played the Tech 9 one. And that was good. Chris Webby, Tale of Two Kings. Yeah. A tale of of two Kings. A tale of two kings. I'm thinking I'm a load of poop. Thinking I'm a little poop. Thinking I'm a little poop. And who do you, who do you got Hoodie Allen or? I got the verses. You can't take verses. There's three of us if we each have to pick something different. Why do we have to? Right. So I have to fucking pick Hoodie Allen. Is he from? No, that was Sammy Adams. He was from Boston. We'll be singing that song live on stage. Sammy Adams, baby. You'd be driving me crazy. Where was Spos from? I don't know. Spos. Don't never heard of it. You don't remember. I'm awesome. No, you know, dude. Don't lie. I didn't know his name, but I know the song. Spose. Joe likes him. That's why I know his name. Yeah. He's talked to me. Joe loves that song. Joe's favorite rapper is McElmore. It actually is. Speaking of, he's got sweatshirts. Oh, yeah. Those are

coming out soon we all have hours I have mine on the I have mine on the hook it's my new favorite hoodie straight up yeah honestly

they're really fucking comfortable very very comfy yeah second paper they look okay yeah but let's not plug that

let's continue to plug our Boston show swag poop and our Brooklyn Bellhouse show Bellhouse first come to that then we'll go to Boston

okay summerville and let's get let's all plan to get really interested in music this summer. Summer is a long way away, so I'm not going to commit to anything yet.

All right. I just have a lot of demands. Let's pick a new genre that we have to get into. Crunchy. Crunch pop. Crunk. No. I've been there, done that.

Crunchy cookie. Crunk goes pump. Can we get into crunchy cookies instead of creamy ones or crispy or crumbly? Soft. We want crunchy instead of crumby. Instead of music, let's get into crumble cookies. Sounds good by me. Crispy cookies instead of chewy this summer.

Did you ever get in trouble for saying Like a weird like idiot or like stupid or jerk Do you ever get in trouble for that Because like somebody told on you Because they were like that is a swear Didn't you fucking smoke cigarettes in your house At like 10? No and I'm talking about in like third grade

He's talking about teacher Yeah no I'm talking about like at school No my teacher I got in trouble home for that Yeah I got in trouble at school because this girl told me that jerk is just as bad as the F word

and then I kept going, jerk. Whoa. And she told on me and I got in a lot of trouble for saying it and I was like, is jerk as bad as the F word? We only had the Carlin rules in my house. Yeah. That was it.

Well, this was a school thing. Yeah. I'm not talking about it in the house. In the house I was saying fucking bastard. Oh, that's cool as fuck. And I'm getting trouble for swearing, but I'd still swear. I, at school, I don't even remember

ever I don't remember getting in trouble for swearing I got in trouble by a teacher Mrs. Brown heard me saying

ass Brown heard ass Brown heard ass and her ears started to tingle and she was like someone's talking about my brother

ass brown my two children ass and brown I'm glad they named the lady my brother ass

and my sister shit she heard me say ass and then I tried to do the well no I'm saying I'm telling my friend what I was I was telling my friend that they say ass in the Bible and I was like well I'm speaking of it in the

biblical words said that you're talking about a donkey you tried to convince them I tried I was like no I'm talking in a biblical way I'm talking about the how they say it in the Bible I definitely I said I'm telling them what not to say yeah yeah that's I knew what it was I said yeah but don't say it

damn still get in trouble they don't fall for that you ever get trouble for saying sex? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've ever gone in trouble for saying sex. You ever get in trouble for having it? For having it?

Not yet. Not yet. I remember in third grade, I put something up on my head like that and I said, I have a horny thing and my teacher said, don't say that.