Podcast About List - Ep. 334 - JOE BOX III: Episode 3

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

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that would also work as a spike though in the audience that was a good it's not it wouldn't work as well as a spike because the point is you can really tell where the point of impact is on the clap let's get a clapboard you want to want you're sick of the clapper hurts my hands because I have to pretty hard I should just start putting dog medicine on my hands what does that mean like that guy if you see it's a guy yeah there's a guy he puts dog medicine on his on his knuckles and hands so he can light matches. Oh, I'm sorry, Joe. Are we

boring you? Yeah. Get off your phone man. Can we start? Yeah, man. We're going. Sorry. Is there a theme song? Oh, that's better than a theme song. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Joe Box episode three, Joe Three Box, episode

three, Joe Box. So it's episode three, not like just Joe Box three. I think it's a little cleaner. Joe three. Well, so it's sort of a thing where the actual title of it is, it's like a subtitle. It's like the avatar fire of water. Yeah. Fire and ash.

For the viewer, I want you guys to know, this is the most we've ever repeated a concept for an episode within a year's time. Besides diaper talk. well we did that in a year we've done this now three times and also if we did it as many times as you asked to do it we would probably be on Joe Box 10 well it's a thing where you don't want the I'm constantly coming up with new concepts and game mechanics for Joe Box it does seem like it's overtaking a lot of your waking hours I'm driving across the street and I'll see like a gas station you're driving across the street from one side of the street to the other yeah I'm coming up constantly he's a new I'm taking inspiration from the world and I can't let that inspiration get stale. That's fair. So that's why I'm... You got to avoid that is just to do something a bunch.

Is to text you guys and be like, can we please do Joe Box whenever you can. Yeah, I did also have... I had gold beans that I colored gold and they lost their gold so they're no... I don't have them anymore. You colored gold. We never even saw them, right?

Well, I left them at home. Because they lost their luster. You could have gone online. No, no, I left them at home. For Joe Box 2? For Joe Box 2. I remember that, actually. So they're here today?

No, because they lost their luster. They lost their gold. And for some reason, the gold marker wasn't really picking up in the way that I liked. Okay. So the marker wasn't designed to draw beans? You should get gold leaf. They did not. You should get edible gold leaf.

You can buy gold leaf at the arts and crafts store. Yeah. Here's the other thing is the gold bean mechanic is one that I'm still not, I'm a little bit you're afraid. tentative. I'm a little... You don't want to keep a game balanced. And the golden bean does feel like it throws... Because with a normal video game or game,

they can kind of just release stuff willy-nilly and then balance it after the fact. But here it's got to be tight. I can't be Willie Nilly. You can't release a patch, you know, a couple weeks out. I mean, I would say... Joe Box is at this point your most lasting legacy...

Yeah. On this... Probably at this point. It's bigger than... Right now. Right now, Joe Box is. I mean, you have rabid Joe Box fans. Yeah, I've had lots of thoughts about, like,

can I spin it off in any real way? It should just be a weekly game show. Yeah. You can, we could do, that could be our first show on our network is just a pure Joe Box show. Yeah. Just me going to the store,

me eating. It doesn't really sound like Joe Box at all. It has to be this level of effort every time. And I was thinking I could maybe, like, kind of travel across the world. You're thinking of Joe Docs. Yeah. Joe vlogs, yeah.

Joe vlogs. We will not be funding Joe vlogs No, Joe vlogs and Joe Docs Maybe if you're making documentaries Yeah About about But I do like the idea of you're traveling And maybe getting like

I show speed you go to like Yeah Like a monastery and you get monks to play Joe walks I would accept For your airfare with a bean A golden bean Yeah yeah yeah

I would accept a A documentary A Joe doc A Joe documentary that's about Clancy's day A documentary about my dog about Clancy's day. You'd fund that?

That could be a good documentary. I would fund that. It's probably pretty cheap. Yeah. What is he doing a day? He says? He mostly hangs out with me. Yeah.

Yeah. That's cheap. Yeah. Or no, because we would have to put a lot of money into it. There would be a lot of, he would like get chased. There's a lot of hidden fees.

He would get chased by robbers. Yeah. Why? Yeah. Because he found a jewel. Yeah. It sounds like this dog is a very complicated life. Busy dog.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's get in the game, guys. It'll be like Baby's day out, but it'll be Clancy's day out. Okay, first things first. If we can go to the next slide,

I just want to clear some things up. Okay. We have the splash page here. I do see. Okay. The next slide was the spinning logo of Joe Box. Yeah, there are probably, there are a few animations in here that I am not,

because I copied the last one. Oh, so I wasn't anticipating that. But I just want to clear one thing up about Joe Box 2. Look, we messed up. Um, we were just going to watch Joe looks to. Oh. Oh. Yeah. The unseeable drawings. Yeah, we did a drawing round and just talked about pieces of paper for like 20 minutes. Yeah. And as the kind of, you know, as the Joe of Joe Box, I can't really let that stand anymore. It's going to fall on you, you're saying. Yeah, I'll fall on the sword. I'm sorry. I apologize for that. And, uh, I got Sharpies now. Um, I bought Sharpies. These are vis-a-vis. Vis-vis.

These are wet-white marker. I think you can write on the whiteboard with these. No, they're permanent markers. Joe Box doesn't have the budget for a real Sharpie? These are saying for vis-a-vis. I think it's one of those things where it's kind of the same thing. Doesn't seem... Okay, my mom.

And I think the price point is considerably higher for a Sharpie pack. Wow. Either way, we have permanent markers and as a test. Can we see that? we see that Julio did you already test these are smelly markers it's seable it's seable that's huge that is gigantically huge that is huge

like an elephant yep let's get into the mechanics of Joe box just to remind everyone I know really pungent don't they smell they smell more than Sharpies have you smelled it yet well let me see there's all different smells we got a cup smell a Sharpie smell salt smell it's a more intense

That's the smelly it is. He went vet. And he held it out here to smell it. He was so afraid. Because I'm afraid. You're afraid of painting your nose. Yeah. Well, yes. Can we put a puppy nose on you? Can we put a puppy nose on her? No, I think that would be. Thank you, Joe. Okay. That would give me an advantage. Okay, the rules of Joe box. You would think you're Clancy. First off, oh, fuck. There are four rounds. Okay. The best answer you get two beans. The okay answer, you get one bean. The word. The first answer, you get no beans. I'm feeling like I'm getting a lot of zero beans this morning.

Me too. Yeah, I had a terrible night last night. I was up until 4 in the morning for no reason. You're catching us at a really bad time. Yeah, Patrick told me that he didn't get any sleep in them. I got a pretty poor sleep as well. Okay. But I got an iced red eye, so I'm ready.

What's nice is we're all on the same plane. Except me, I've got good enough. You're feeling amazing. I'm fine. But we're not competing against you. No. Thank God. Yeah.

I would wipe your smoke. I am. You were the judge. Another four beans for Joe. Yeah. I just, this is mine. You have a lot of beans. Okay, the winner is the person with the most beans.

Okay. Some beans have special qualities. I remember that. I remember this as well. The criteria. Is that going to be actually true this time? Oh, yeah. You were like, oh, I didn't actually do that.

Yeah, so the criteria is accuracy based off the prompt, respect for the game and for the things that it stands for. And then hilarity, obviously, let's be funny. A-R-H, remember that, guys. A-R-H. Or Har-H. Har-H. Or Har-H. R-H.

Raw. Raw is probably the best one. I'll respect. Okay. I'll change it next time. And, yeah, there's one, I know there's one bullet point that we really love talking about. You know, some beans. Next slide.

It's so funny. You have so many choices. Why did you put in a dress? Some beans. Because it's dramatic. have special qualities. So let's talk about the beans and what they mean. Black beans, the traditional black bean, is worth one point.

And this is something that we brokered in the last Joe box. So I went back and figured out what things. What the hell is that? What the fuck is that? Silver beans. Wow. Three points each. Wow.

So that's basically a gold bean. and then gold beans you can silence another player i didn't bring the gold beams because i didn't thank god i don't want to silence everybody no no we don't want that's i'm okay with black and silver and that's it yeah and then the um there's jelly in here i see jelly beans in all of our cups that's the mechanic that i'm most excited about okay um the jelly beans uh you get to re-given answer but your answer has to include the color of the jelly bean Wait. So do we spin to these beans? So you guys each have, I believe, six beans. Can I ask you a question really quick? Yeah, one of mine is black. What color is this to you?

Black. Black. Okay. You guys each have a black one. Yeah. What color is this one? That would be Tudy-frutty, I think. I would say red, right? Wait, but there's a ton of orange on it. Maybe red speckles. Marbled red. Marbled red. Red speckles. Yeah. Oh, you have, you have kind of green. If there's speckles on it, it's the color. You have to say speckles. I don't have any speckled beans. Lucky.

Sorry. That's probably good for you. It is good for me. But I just don't want anyone to think I'm getting an unfair advantage. You're not. It was randomly. Oh, wait. Do we keep them in the jar?

You can keep them in the jar or not. So the way that that's going to work. Keep them in the jar, Patrick. Keep them in the jar. You don't want to lose them because they are powerful. I don't know. Put them back. They're powerful.

So you want to hold on to them. So the way that that's going to work is before I, judge the things you have to go uh uh wait before you judge so it's you can you can hear all it's after everyone has given their answer and you can tell that yours got a bad reaction or something along those lines you can go i'd like to play a jelly bean stop yeah and then you place your bean and then you re give your answer and that will place it where on the car maybe in this little uh on this thing you know in the little thing in the middle you spend this goes to the floor yeah this is a hole in the For cables.

In the future, we'll put up in. Okay. Down and underneath it. I guess we can put it on top of it. Yeah. Sure. Sure. We'll put it on top of it.

And why don't we have a, why don't we just, we have another cup somewhere? Let's just put them on top. Because in people, yeah, yeah, yeah, we want people to see how many beans we've spent. We'll put it on this little white square. Okay. And then you, it just, it replaces your last answer. So if you had a good answer, you don't want to fuck with that, you know. Right.

But if you had a bad answer, you want to maybe. But if it was a bad answer, But if it was a two-point opportunity, would it only get one point? You can't do it after we get judged and find out that we lost? No, because I think that that would become, then if you just lose, you'd play it all the time. I think they're-you-you-need a little bit more. It's a play. There needs to be strategy behind it.

I think it would be legit O-P if you could do it after the, after the judgment. See, this is, we're testing out the mechanic, so this is why I'm worried about the gold bean, because I don't want gold beans and jelly beans crossing. yeah that would get a little scary that would get dicey okay so let's move on to the next thing smelling salts who's the duck

you tell me you guys there will be throughout there will be smelling salt rounds and you guys each get a bean for partaking in the smelling salt round if you don't you don't get a bean how many fucking smelling sounds are there man it's mostly just

in between rounds. Okay, these are bonus rounds. How many times? I genuinely don't have to do them. You don't have to. I want to know how many times there are. I don't care. I just want to know who this duck is.

We'll change my decision. Patrick, that's your decision to make. Well, that's Ducker, probably. No, it's not Ducker. It's Guber. I gave you a B regardless because I like the idea of naming the character. Okay, so each of you guys, let's hit a smelling salt.

Oh, we're starting it now. Yeah. When you see this, Screen. Oh, this is the screen that says, do the smelling salts. Are they more pungent than the old ones? Oh, they're, oh, my God, that had an aftershock.

Oh, no. That had an aftershock, dude. This is not going to be happy for me. Wafed it up. Here, I'll help. I hope. I think I'm immune. This is scaring me really bad.

You have to put it up closer. It doesn't do anything. you're not breathing he's he's trying to trick you i'll hold it okay ready okay give me the lid yeah they're not that bad though they're not this is this is because we got a they're not as bad they're not as bad as aqua hydrate oh they actually burn a little more though they definitely burn they don't hit you as fast uh yeah no that's crazy they don't hit you The after shock is, oh. Okay.

Okay, but now we're awake. We're rejuvenated. I'm awake. It made me more miserable. Okay. More miserable. But we're excited about Joe Box, nonetheless. Right?

Yeah. Great. I'm very excited. Okay, the silver bean round to start off. So the other day, I noticed something really funny. Doesn't look too funny to me. The other day I noticed something funny. Okay.

There you go. people with dishwashers will really put a dish in with a bunch of food and cruds still on it. Have you guys experienced that? I've definitely seen that. Yeah, definitely. I did not have a dishwasher growing up, so I would always clean the plate as much as I could clean all the stuff off. Right. And I feel like it's weird to put in a dish with a bunch of food on it because it's not a thing that's...

You're taking a gamble. Yeah. But it's also, it's a dishwasher. Well, I understand that. But so using this really funny idea. using this funny idea you guys need to write the most viral tweet and at the end of the game

we're going to go back and we're going to see what has the most likes on mine it needs to be a level playing field this is coming from a random person you know it has to be yeah yeah we can't like so you're going to tweet three things I'm going to tweet three things about this dishwasher thing

about it has to be using this funny idea because I was like this is a funny tweet but I'm not I don't tweet Totally a funny tweet Are we writing these down or just saying them out loud You're gonna put I'm gonna hand you guys my phone Okay okay And you guys have to do it

And then at the end of the game Okay We'll see which one got the most likes We're gonna see and then that's gonna get Two silver beans And we're not allowed to retweet this tweet No no this has to stand on its own This has to stand its own two ways

This isn't like My name is Joe, I'm just got my Joe job And I'm wearing Joe jeans You have to talk, and I'm chilling the spring. It has to be about the dishwasher. It has to be about the dishwash. It has to be about this concept. And you also have to say what the thing is.

Yeah. Like, don't do anything really crass. We can't put hashtag Joe Box either. That would sway the audience reaction. It needs to be a real. Am I allowed to say like, guys, it's Caleb. I need this to get a lot of likes for Joe Box 3. No, that's cheating.

That's cheating. I would say that's probably cheating. Fucking shit. Because we don't really want to be messing with the, with the experiment and we're tweeting as you with this idea with this idea

and this is getting two silver beans so the winner gets six points from this that is crazy second place gets one green one silver bean

and zero it gets zero so this could have a big swing at the end and I reviewed the tape Caleb you are the only person here who has not won Joe Box thanks for review

you don't need I don't know what that has to do with this round It's just the history of the game As we get into it In both rounds I think I had a lead And then I blew it at the end Who won the last one?

You did And then Patrick won episode one Yeah But then Patrick was in last place In episode two So I got middle But did I get middle both times I don't know

I didn't make the first one You don't give a fuck about me I care I just wanted I just did it for posterity stick I just wanted to know how it worked what was your well can we just we'll look at all of them at the end

because I don't remember the exact wording you guys are taking a long time it's you kind of yeah it's a big there's no timer yeah yeah yeah you gave us a really amazing concept who wanted to do a justice is tough

I want to do it justice man the concept's tough I was thinking this would fly I was thinking it's like like wow people will really because after Caleb Rice is people will leave a whole oh I shouldn't say like

yeah that's what after all after all three of us do it I want you to say what you're idea of a viral tweet would be yeah see i feel like my idea of what should go viral is more of like a 2012 idea yeah of like like what like see you're gonna you're gonna take it no i'm not you're gonna take it man well but even if i took it he admitted it's 15 years old yeah 2012 yeah whoa almost yeah getting there that's pretty crazy wow but i remember 2012 Obama Obama yeah wow Obama yeah wow oh Obama, too.

So much hope. Entering high school. And that movie? What movie? 2012. The Uzak. African was just okay at the end. Africa was just okay.

It wasn't great. That was the twist was just that Africa was not flooded. I don't remember that. I never saw that movie. Africa just lived? Yeah. Shout out Africa. Yeah.

It's pretty cool. Mountainous. Why? That was why? I don't know. There's mountains plenty of places. Tons of beaches around Africa. I watched it as a sleep at a sleepover.

They watched it. Beaches were destroyed? I mean, probably by the floor. I would imagine there's some effect, some flow to Africa. There's probably some damage. I would have to imagine there was damage to Africa

if the entire world ended. In 2012, the movie? Yeah. Something must have happened. Something must have where it did. Like, they get out of those big ships at the end. Aren't they, they're in Madagascar or something? Maybe it's just Madagascar.

Probably a crossover movie. They should do a crossover movie. And Alex the lion walks up like, hey, welcome to the jungle. We're going to put you in the zoo. Humans! They do that? Yeah.

Do they ever talk to a human in Madagascar movies? They don't. I think they mess with humans, though. They met the penguins. I know they mess with them. The penguins are all about messing. The penguins TV show was Faya. Yeah.

I never watched it. I saw some episodes. I could sniff a cash grab as a kid, man. Yeah. So you basically didn't watch it because you didn't like fun and you hate it. You're afraid of the penguins. Yeah. I was more of a, I was trying to get into adult shows when the penguins are coming around then.

Yeah, what, okay, you're done? I'm done. What would you have tweeted? What's your imagination? I would have tweeted something along the lines of like, people are really putting a whole meal in there. Okay, yeah, that might go viral. Are we going to read them at the end or you want to read them right now? And then we'll go for, yeah.

Okay, Camerons, why do people put dishes in the dishwasher with a ton of crud on them? By the way, I'm so excited to announce. that I'm moving to Tokyo. Throw me a like if you're excited for me. It's pretty good. Okay. And then Patrick with a similar idea of saying liking in it. White people with dishwashers be like,

I put my crud-filled dish in my dishwasher. Like and retweet this to promote white washing in Hollywood. Okay. Promote. Whitewashing. You kind of did a topical funny. Well, no, the X algorithm now promotes, like, racist tweets. So I thought.

I got it. That's our game. That's very smart. I'll gain the algorithm. So that's a good mechanic. Yeah. So like it retweet this if you want more whites in Hollywood at the end is what I said. Pretty much.

You said white washing. They could get picked up by a certain crowd and really flow. Yeah, exactly. And then, well, dishwashers are strange. You put the dishes in the dishwasher, but the dishes are dirty. Almost seems like cleaning them might be a better decision beforehand. Well, that's going to be it for me. that's well that's going to be it for me guys

I'm finished after this in my life over for me now great okay I thought a logical progression yeah I thought maybe that would be people would be like this is his last tweet yeah he really needs this

he really needs this like I really wanted to hammer that wow I'm really curious to see who wins this one I think that it could be close I think it really could be very close it's going to be really close yeah it's not a huge audience so I think that it's going to be a fair playing field. Do you think that maybe if people have seen Joe Box before,

they might see these three tweets in sequence and kind of immediately know what's up? Even if that's the case, I don't think that it's going to affect the overall... Like, people will have their biases. Most eagle-eyed fan of Joe Box will tell. Yeah. But if you could tell, let Joe know.

Yeah, and respond to the tweet. Respond to the tweets and say, Joe, I knew. But don't lie. Hashtag, hashtag tweet like Joe. Joe. Joe, I knew. Hashtag Joe I knew is better than hashtag tweet like Joe. Hashtag Joe I knew.

Wow, we all got a bean. That was for the smelling salts. I forgot. Okay. Now we need to crack into the game. We've, we've been, this has been a very slow pace. That is true. Yeah.

And this, I would say this game is already. Okay. Pretty long. Okay. Next slide. Joe Box Classic, round one. Joe. That's a picture of Joe.

That's me when I was making the slideshow. Okay. Next round. or next sprinkle Sprinkle. Hey, it's me sprinkle. I love my life. Okay, Cameron, for reaction, I gave you one bean. Oh, I need to be paying better attention. Okay, next slide. These are the classic Joe boxes.

It's everything that we know about Joe. This is just down the middle. Okay. You have your three dream dinner guests, and the first one is this guy. Israel. Kamama, Kama, Kama, we will. And he's singing somewhere over the rainbow the whole time. Love that.

So we have to say the. other two guests. You have to say the other two guests and it has to kind of fit the bill of two people. You want the vibe to be right. Sandy, the most delicious sandwich in the world and drinky, the most delicious drink in the world. Okay. I'm going to go Kermit the Frog because of the rainbow connection that they both have. Oh. And Lena Dunham due to wait. I'm going to go Elton John because of the rainbow. Elton John because of the rainbow and then a portal that opens up and everyone can come in. A wizard is not a wizard.

A wizard who has a portal. A portal is not a fucking bullshit. I'm giving two to Patrick. Oh my God. I'm giving one to Cameron. Caleb, you have rainbow connection. You were right there and then you... You don't like Lena Dunham? Well, you have to remember respect as a part of the... I respect Lena Dunham more than I respect anybody in this room. Well, I say I respect everyone in the world

by saying a wizard with a portal that everyone can walk in through. Okay. Next. Next question. Saw's deadly new trap. A finger puppet. A deadly finger puppet? A biting a finger puppet that bites you. Okay.

Great. Oh man. That's a tough one. You have it on your finger? No, it's there. She comes out and tries to go with it on the finger. No, you're in a room with a little tiny hole and then out emerges a finger puppet with really sharp teeth. Okay.

I think basically they're going to do a new saw. They're going to do a Saw reboot and it's all going to be memes and vines. And they're going to do a trap that's come get y'all juice where you've got to go across the greecy floor. See, I was thinking he on X games mode and you got to jump off the wall. So no head. You got to break the skateboard. I was thinking, I was thinking a similar thing, but it's a, it's a, it's a, Saw's deadly new trap is a cell phone and you have to have, you have to make a viral post in 30 minutes or else the phone explodes.

So you're calling Joe Saw. It's sort of like the silver bean around. Whoa. What about a phone? Think about that. What about a phone? that you, the swing and another one without a bean? Are you jelly?

Are you jelly beaning? Yo. Let me think, because I actually like finger puppet a lot. Finger puppets really good, man. I wouldn't use your bean. I'm going to not use, well. You don't have to. You could use your bean to add a color to the finger puppet.

That's a great idea. No, because he's going to hate the color I pick. I'm worried about that. I'm going to let him imagine his own color. Come get y'all juice based on a vine. You have to live the vines. A deadly finger puppet. that comes out of a hole

and then yours is a phone and you have to make it viral. See, I think yours is probably the most real like saw doing a commentary type of thing. By the way, the finger puppet is not deadly.

It has sharp teeth. Okay, well, you just answered my question for me. I'm going to give Patrick two. I'm going to give Cameron one. I like the finger puppet, but it's not deadly. You said it wasn't deadly.

It says deadly. Why did I say that? You fucked yourself. I can't read. I really should have done. done. You know what? Next round, I'm going to abstain so you can get a good answer. Dude, I just lose every time. I'm fine with that. And I will say if you played a jelly bean and you did a color finger puppet, I probably would have really liked it.

I'm so, this will be just for all of you guys. I'm so excited for the jelly bean mechanic. And I really want it to be used at least once. All right. It will be. I'm going to use it. Say less. Next. The studio's reaction when Cilo first saying, forget. you. Can I ask for a clarifying question? Yeah. Did, did fuck you already exist? This, I was just trying to be, trying to be. It's not like, oh, they, his new version of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, all right. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck you. I respectfully abstain to give Caleb. Celo Green. Oh my God. Why am I even? What is the point in answering this?

Dude, I abstained respectfully. Oh, my God. I abstained respectfully. What do you even say after that? He got the best possible answer. Come on, man. You got to do this. The, well, I sure hope.

This guy never drugs and rains a woman. Okay. Did you do that? Yeah. Yeah. A red speckled woman. All right, one bean for Caleb Two for Cameron, Patrick and Stained

Oh my God, yes Yes, Celo's a bad guy I was thinking is like that song's so good That when you first hear it in the studio You're like, yeah, I think we got it Hey Joe, that's my favorite song That's good, good, good I like it too

No bean for that though No, I'm not I'm not Oh, okay Okay, next is I gotta figure this game out You'll get there The spooky reason the toilet water is yellow. Didn't we do this?

Rust. This, uh, rust. Rust. Rust. From the pipes. I like that you're including colors in the, in the thing. Yeah. You know that's, uh,

okay, rust on the pipes, great answers. What's the only ones? Like yellow aliens blood. Uh, from Mars. I would say that it's actually, be spookier if the water was red. Yellow rust. Come on.

Yellow rust. I'm changing the water red and then I'm going to say blood. Yellow rust is good. It's an environment. Oh, I have rust in my pipes. I'm keeping yellow as well. I'm going to give Caleb two. Yes. Oh, what? I'm going to give Cameron one.

Oh, my God. There is a sort of despair to the answer. Funny, I don't remember desperation being one of the... That can be spooky. Maybe dehydration. What's his name? Oh, that's spooky. That's funny.

He does your first one. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Well, no, no, I already gave the... That was a good one. That would have been great, though. That was very clever. Okay, next one. The riddling reason, I can't operate on this sun.

Oh, yeah. Because she's my mom. The sun doesn't exist. The sun is too big. Patrick 2. That's really good. Cameron 1. That's really good, Pat.

I can't operate on the sun. It's giant and in space and a star in the sky. Just is clever wordplay. Yeah. Caleb, you're kind of just giving like the default answer. We're trying to get like some hilarity in there. Because you're getting accuracy down. No one's going to tell you you're not getting accuracy.

Yeah. I remember, you know, in my last two performances, I was just so hilarious and it didn't really aid me in terms of points, so I'm going for the win this time. Straight shooter. Okay. Still losing, though. Next question, do you guys want to go to the Mets game at 4? Yes. I'm going to call off work. I would like to go,

but to be honest, I don't think I can. Can you do it right now? I abstain. You abstain? No, I I whitely abstain. I'd like to respect you and be honorable and say

I would like to go, but I'm not going to go. and I'll just give you that honest answer. I can't go. Copy me after he already gave his answer. Yeah, but he made, he really, throw a bean in there. That's a false hope, man. Two for Cameron, for being respectful. One for Patrick.

I'm getting fucking zero. I'm getting zero. Lying is not a respect. It's okay to lie. How is, I was lying disrespectful. What's the H-4? Hilarity. Hilarity.

That's where Patrick got it with his right. Lying is, lying can be respectful. Joe, the suit looks great. That's respectful. that's not a lie though excuse me if i told you what i really think what i really think about how this suit looks you don't like this i love it see respect yeah you are crashing out you're crashing out how am i crashing out i'm i crashing out man um that's the end of round one wow all right great round i think i'm bombing badly in this game well you are sort of selling

uh okay next round um spelling salts all right i'm i have I have no choice. I have to keep up. The next one I'm pretty excited about. Oh, I really got it at that time. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. No, that wasn't it.

Oh, that was. Oh, my God. That went literally into my brain. That smelled like the pool. Oh, that smelled like a pool. I'm crying. Oh, that one was really bad. Oh, my God.

That was not bad. That fully, there is a, there's this lady in my neighborhood. She was in charge of. the public pool and she put too much chlorine tablets in it smelled exactly like that. It's chlorine. I think my nose is going to bleed. Yeah. Okay, you guys, he's got a bean though. Thank you for my thank you for the bean, Joe.

You're welcome. The thing is, if I go far enough down, I'm just going to not do these. The smelling's all rounds. Okay. That's your own decision you can make. Well, if you keep going, you might. He crashed out. He just threw something at camera. Okay, round two is that's very disrespectful. Round two is. And it's not very accurate either because

Weekend Upday. Round two is the weekend update round. Wow, I like this. So for the people at home who are unfamiliar. Can I name all of them right now? Would that give me a point if I name every anchor? Can you do that? Horatio Sands is not an anchor. Yeah, this is an inch. That's a character. This was a picture from Google. I did not make this. You can name everyone there. I think I could. That's Chevy Chase, Dennis Miller, Tina Faye, Dan Aykroyd, Norm, MacDonald, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers, Jane, Curtin, Kevin Neal and Amy Poller, Bill Murray, Christopher Guest. Cessaly Strong, Colin Quinn, Michael Che, he's hidden by text.

No, that, you can see that. Brian Doyle Murray, Charles Rocket, Colin Jost, white lady, Horatio Sands, white lady. You can't. I'm going to give you a bean. I'm going to give you a bean for initiative. That was great, Patrick. I get the game better than everyone here. Yeah, this is kind of a, this is a throwback round one, or game one, episode one,

Joe Box performance from Patrick so far. Okay. Caleb, this is sort of a Patrick Episode 2 performance from you. Okay, thank you for saying that. Patrick got very depressed in the last one. I'm not depressed. You know what?

I was so excited to play that time. I didn't sleep that night either. But this time I came prepared. I got a red eye. Yeah, you're killing it. Okay, so weekend update the way it goes is people do, it's ripped from the headlines. So they'll say sort of like a

the so-and-so announced that something is changing. Yeah, it's changing for the worst because this is happening. sort of taking the headline and then it's a funny joke. Yeah, what was the headline. So what we're doing here is I'm going to give you a headline and then you guys need to come up with the punchline for it.

Okay, yeah. Got it? Okay. First one. Bill Marr dragged after trolling Taylor Swift for having the same boyfriend for over a year. Yeah, dragged behind the car of a Swifty. They fucking lynched him. Bill Maher.

Yeah. Swifties get crazy, man. Okay. Bill Marr was dragged after trolling Taylor Swift for having the same boyfriend for over a year. Meanwhile, he's never had a boyfriend, lonely much. Bill Marr dragged after trolling Taylor Swift for having the same boyfriend for over a year. This is so Seth. Bill, how about you lay off the prostitutes?

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, how about you lay off the prostitutes? You lay off the prostitial. Hey, Bill, Bill, how about you lay off the black prostitutes? That's fucking great. I think that next time we need to have more jelly beans and it should just be if you need to use a color, you have to use that jelly bean. That's, okay, Patrick, that's two.

You're saving that black bean, bro. That's great. Drag you hand the car of the Swift. and he's never had a boyfriend. I would say, I'm going to give one to Caleb. Okay, pity bean. Next one, that was great. That was the mechanic being used to perfection, Patrick.

I told you, I know the game. Okay. Next prompt. You were so close to getting zero. Billionaire Trumpbacker warns of economic nuclear winter over tariffs. Hey, billionaire Trumpbacker, what does that mean? He's fucking him in the ass. Because he's back behind him.

He's his backer. If this is what the, if this is what fronter, he'd be missionary. If this is what billionaire Trump backers are, are a warning of, then I'm worried about what billionaire Trump fronters are. And they have sex missionary. Stay away from my answer. Billion nuclear. My answer was nice and clean. Economic nuclear winter.

Billionaire Trump backer warns of economic nuclear winter over Terra. yet yet yet yet Trump is still golfing

in the nuclear winter enjoy the nuclear snow on the golf course okay so both of you guys said something about the fronter

I didn't want to go fronter immediately but I said something about the fronter I said the fronter. You also When did you say the fronter? I said it right when you started.

He said it after he said, I said, backer is someone who has sex with you from behind. We all thought fronter. He took it, then he did it. I think it's two to camera. I was on an island. I'm going to give two to camera and I'm going to give one to Caleb because that was kind of just you said the same thing. And we're kind of piggyback. You were kind of like pitching on his.

Yeah. Okay, next one. Trump gushes over Shohei Otani as president welcomes Dodgers to the White House. Yeah. Dodgers like himself. Wow. Come on. Trump gushes over Show Hey, Otani, as president welcomes Dodgers to White House.

Hey, Trump, how about you gush some water over your hands? They're stained with orange. Orange blood from the many wars overseas. That people in other countries have orange blood. Okay, it's a little long-winded for a weekend update. Trump gushers over Shohay Otani, which one, the red one or the green one, gusher? Just noticing that. Yo, let's go with this ad.

Yeah. Joe, what it? You know the ads are based on, yeah. I learned how a simple glass of grapefruit juice can add inches to your penis size and there's a picture of Ron Jeremy. Oh. And a grapefruit on the guy's penis.

I think it's just, this is like the New York Post, I think. So it must just be whatever they. It says Fox News. Oh, Fox News. Okay, maybe, yeah, it's probably there. Yeah. Well, I lost that round. Yeah, I'm going to give two. to Caleb, I'm going to give one to Cameron.

Gushers was... Gushers was bad. Yeah. Okay. Next one. We were right. New books exposed truths about Biden's failing health. I'm furious. Kind of a heavy headline. I'm furious.

I'm furious. New books exposed truth about Biden's failing health. The title of the book, Harry Potter and the sundowning politicians. that's good new books exposed truth about Biden's failing health yeah what they find it in the dead sea scrolls

this guy's so fucking old he's unbelievably old new books exposed truth about Biden's failing health it was probably the what was it the red book it's probably the red book

all right the jelly beans are crutched out okay that's two for Caleb that's one for Cameron god damn it I haven't gotten one this round. Yeah, dude, we're out, round two. You've not gotten a single point?

No, I got, yeah, I got one. Okay, next one. Okay, this was the one that does it. A giant pouched rat recently set a new world record for most landmines detected by a rat. A giant pouched rat recently set a new world record, and it wasn't Donald Trump. Yeah. A giant pouch rat recently said a new world record for the most landmines detected by a rat. The record now stands at one.

that's good a giant pouched rat recently set a new world record for most landmines detected by a rat and a local game show host just recently set a record for strangest ads

seen on a news website chimpanzee it says porn doesn't watch itself eat 24 get delivery where are these hats coming from Joe it's just the

it's just a website what's a pouched rat by the way I think it's like one that has a little pouch on like he has yeah or it's like that can't be it

um okay a rat that has a pouch on one that's ripped from weekend update I don't I genuinely don't know about these ads I've um um

what I said two for me the record stands at one yeah that was great that's two nice I said the Trump

rat I said the ads. Oh, okay, Patrick gets one. See, it had the most, one of the most hilarities. I gave you two. You did? There was lots of laughter being had, but somebody didn't like it. It might not be respectful.

It wasn't respectful. It was perfectly. I didn't say anything was bad about it. You have to respect his taste. There's no disrespect. These are just screens. Can you tell me what was disrespectful about what I said? There's screenshots from the internet.

You know what's on the internet. There's a bunch of crazy stuff. Tell me what I said that was disrespectful. It didn't have anything to do with the thing. Like if that was on weekend update, it wouldn't make any sense. That's true. If they showed the picture, it would make sense. Yeah, but they'd also have to.

I literally just took a picture. So now it's not about respect. The goalposts changed very quickly when you say something that Joe doesn't like. I just want to point that out. I didn't find it respectful. I don't know that he didn't. The decision's been made. Yeah, the beans are in the ball.

Okay, next one. Mark Merrin calls out Bill Maher for agreeing with some of the things that Trump is doing? Like being ugly. Because they're both ugly. He calls him out for being ugly? No, he agrees with being ugly. Because he's also, him and Trump are ugly.

Got it. Yeah, and Mark Maren's fucking handsome. Look at that guy. He does look good. Looks like a conquistador. Mark Maren calls out Bill Maher for agreeing with some of the things that Trump is doing. Mark Merrin also calls out of work to practice guitar

Mark Marron calls out Bill Marr for agreeing with some of the things that Trump is doing the things having sex with prostitutes and porn stars Stormy Daniels Stormy Daniels That's right Stormy Daniels

I'm going to give two to camera I'm going to give one to Patrick And we're just not going to mention the ads anymore Because clearly you don't like it When we mention the ads. There's ads, bro Why are they all about hot fucking girls? I don't click on them.

Yeah, they just sit there. Yeah. Just dressing. You join it for free? Okay. Next one. No new real time with Bill Maher this week. No new real time with Bill Maher this week.

If you ask me, there's never been a real time with Bill Maher. It's all fake. No new real time with Bill Maher this week Because the new host is Caleb Pitts No new real time with Bill Maher this week Because he is out having sex With prostitutes Okay

Black, no, they already used the bean You can't say a color of looking Having sex With speckled green prostitutes Um Cameron, what was yours again? Mine was that it's never real time it's fake.

Okay, I like that. And Caleb, yours was that it's Caleb Pitts. With Caleb Pitts. But that's not true. In the weekend update thing, it's saying. It's like, I'm leaving, in other news, I'm leaving the show to be the new host of real time with Caleb Pitts. Got it. Okay.

I'm going to give. I'm going to give Patrick. Not even for a callback. Wow. I'm going to give Cameron two. I'm going to give Patrick one. Yes. Zero for me.

Yes, he doesn't want to see my new show. It's not the funniest thing It's not the funniest thing But it's the most accurate That's true about Bill Maher That's true about Bill Maher That he does hire a lot of ladies of the night Sex workers

That's sort of a libertarian kind of thing right Yeah I guess that's what you're supposed to say Okay that's the end of the weekend update round Wow I think that was a successful round That was a very successful round Yeah Yeah because you

Yeah You were great job Oh wait a minute That's Lorraine Newman okay you already got a bean you already got a bean for not even doing

I'm pretty sure it's Lorraine Newman it confirmed the bean I'll say okay next round smelling thoughts he lost the lid

guys the lid is gone he somehow hit himself with the smell the lid too the lid didn't do

really though we like the lid it's good do you get a if you just smell the lid? No. It's giving me a headache a little bit. Okay, all right.

I'll do one too. It went just up one nostril that time. That's what I got two. All in the left. Wow. How many more of these are is there? I don't know. There was a lot of copy and paste.

Okay. Did you give us beans? I gave you all beans, yes. Yes. The funny thing about... Please give us beans, please. I don't like it. The funny thing about the smell...

I won't say that. Uh-oh. Well, the funny thing is, like, if you guys are just doing them all the time, it doesn't... It makes no difference, you know? Yeah. But if some of you guys drop...

We agree. Yeah, well, it's the dilemma, that one dilemma. Yeah. The Dark Knight's dilemma. The Dark Knight's dilemma. Next round, the drawing round. Oh, yeah.

We're trying again. Fuck, this is not good for me. What did I draw last time? It was so bad. Milk on a plate. Milk on a plate. Well, that's the thing is it was really, the drawing round was so much fun,

and it seemed like we were having a lot of fun. I rewatched yesterday. But yeah, it really. Best time it will be seeable. So we'll hand these all to you, and you'll present them to this camera. Okay, because we can see the best on that. Oh, and I need to time these.

Okay, so it's going to be 15 seconds per drawing. You should just count to 15 out loud. No, you can do it on that thing. Once the prompt has been read, that's when your time starts. Okay. So the first draw is draw the most deadly animal hybrid. So an animal hybrid would be, I did 15 minutes. I think I'll do like seven seconds, six seconds.

Okay, yeah, just like two animals combined with one another. It could even be more, and that is one and zero. Whoa, that is hard, bro. That was way too fast. Well, that's kind of the thing is you need to be quick. I'm definitely going to have to explain mine. That's great. That's what you got to do.

What the hell is that? Okay. I don't think we could put that on YouTube, man. And why did you draw that? Okay, so that's the first one. Patrick, do you want to explain what this is? So that is, you said we could put three. So that's a snake mixed with the eagle, mixed with the entire Nazi party.

That's controversial, Pat. It's a, I mean, that's deadly. It's very deadly. And it says Joe with a heart next to it. I don't really like that. That was a pre-drawn. Yeah, he did. Yeah, that was pre-drawn.

Oh, okay. Yeah. That wasn't a cheat. That was just me testing the markers. It didn't take place during 15 seconds. I would say that Joe Box typically has a no tolerance policy for. For swastikers? Yeah.

Okay. So that, you're saying that, you're saying that a combo of a snake and a what? A snake and an eagle. Okay. It's a good snake eagle. You're saying that they're not the most deadly regime. in the whole world. You're saying that they didn't do...

Oh, so maybe this is in service to the fight against hate. Yeah, and we've got to kill this animal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Okay. So then what is this one? That's a cat dog. Okay, sort of in the... Cat dog in the style of cat dog. Yeah. It's just cat dog.

It's just a little cat dog. Kind of just looks like a fox or something. Why is it deadly? Yeah, it looks like a tail. Why is it deadly? What do you mean? Why is the element? I only had 15 seconds, man. I couldn't draw the dog's face. What's deadly about it, though?

It has no hybrid elements. Because it has the teeth of a cat and the mind of a dog and two sides. The teeth of a cat. Or the miao of a cat or the scratch of a cat. And then this is what? This is a scorpion mixed with an alien. Whoa. That's, dude, you're so good at drawing the ass.

An alien is not an animal. What is it then? What is it then? It's a mythical creature. More of an animal than in the Nazi party. I'll say that. Animal hybrids are mythical in...

Oh, so what? I can put anything with it. Fucking shit. Did you think you're only confined to cats and dogs? I thought it was real animals. Well, Scorpions are real. I think that the Nazis were animals and they deserve to be put down like dogs.

Okay, I'm going to give Cameron two beans for that. And then I'm going to give each of you guys one bean. That's very sweet. Wow, that's nice. Respectful. Because you guys were both drawing well. Patrick, I know you didn't necessarily

know our no tolerance policy for hatred? I didn't know, but I thought that, well, I hate that picture that I drew. Yeah. I mean, I, and I think that you're your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, you're, sort of like Nazis and anti-Semitism is,

is actually powerful and maybe will inspire some folks. Cat dog can probably fight that, too, though. Yeah, so that's why you guys each get it been. All right. Okay. Um, next round. Next one. Draw yourself in five years. Oh, shit, the time.

Um, oh, no, not six seconds. Okay. So this is just sort of a where do you think you're going to be, and I think there'll be some explaining needing to be done. No. I think me and Pat did the same thing. No way. I was the thing that I almost did and decided not to do

because I thought it was too. Everyone else is going to do it. We, you were right. Okay. So that's two deaths. Ours kind of work together. No, mine is rest in peace. Just kidding, because I wanted to add hilarity.

Oh. Mine is hilarious because it's a funny drawing. Yours is your dead. Yours is, I'm going to be dead. Just kidding. I'm not going to be dead. Mm-hmm. And then Cameron, what is this?

I was going to draw a money bag. Just probably how I'll be feeling in five years. Especially if both my friends die. Oh, yeah. Sort of like this. Yeah. Just kind of, yeah, over it. Yeah.

Tired. Damn. No arms. Yeah, no arms, hair thinning. Your arms are on the ground next to you, it seems like. That's the ground. That is the ground. It could be my, if you like that being my arms, then it is.

But wouldn't you be happy if I was dead, and then I came back to life and said, just kidding? I would be pretty sad. And wouldn't you be happy if I just died? I was just a skeleton. Okay, let's see. But I was also going to draw a gravestone, and I thought, that's, I can't do that. This is actually funny that you, this is what you guys did.

I'm going to give each of you guys one bean for that. The drawing around, you guys are working so hard on these that I kind of feel bad to say that any of these aren't great. There's no room for that, man. I need you to be tough but fair. Okay. Tough but fair. Next one. No peeking, no talking.

Try to draw the same thing as each other. So this is funny because they just did that. And for this one, it's going to be you get a bean if you do it. and if you don't you don't get a bean you know so anyone who has the same drawing and that's time let's see I tried to go as simple as I could I smiley face who did the smiley face which that's me okay so we have one smiley face from Cameron I drew sprinkle we have a circle

okay close is that you Patrick that was me really close and then we have sprinkle Oh, wait, they're all circles. They're all very similar. I'm going to give you guys each a bean. That's pretty impressive. Wow. And two for sprinkle. I think, well...

Well, it's the most different. Well, it's actually the most... This is probably the most different. Yeah, there's no face on it. No, that's similar to both of them. They're all... It's... I'm going to give you guys each a bean.

You know what? You know what? I won't take a point out of respect. No, take the point. Out of respect, I won't take a point. Take the point, bro. You get a point even for attempting respect right. there. Okay. I think that was great. I think you guys effectively did it. Patrick, if I was going to

not give a bean to someone, it would be you. Okay. Unnecessary. But completely unnecessary. There's only two pieces of paper left. I think there are only two drawings left. I got an extra piece of paper. There's three. Yeah. Three drawings left. Okay. Next round. Did we miss one? Draw your dream house. Sprinkle. I forgot about him. How? I don't know. You know, when you don't see someone for a long time,

you kind of forget about what they're up to. Okay, Dreamhouse is done. Okay. Okay. So that is my compound where we each get our own house and we all get to visit each other on dune buggies. That's really sweet. I like that we live right next to each other.

And I was going to draw Caleb's. I was at the bottom there. I got Camerons and I got Joe's, but then I couldn't get cases. The one thing I'll say, is a lump. Your house is way bigger. Well, yeah, because it's a picture of my house. Oh, and then this is all perspective. It's taking fish island or satellite of my house.

I really like this, Patrick. Yeah, that's really sweet. That's great. That one is great. Okay, what is this? That's a tree house. Oh, interesting. Your dream house is to live in a tree.

Yeah. Oh, cool. I always wanted a tree house. And then this one? This is a futuristic tree house. With a big slide. Yeah, with a big slide that goes all the way down. It looks like a basketball hoop.

It's not a basketball. I mean, yours does not look like a tree house if you want to play that game. I don't think we want to start that. No. So it looks like a tree house. Regardless, Patrick, you get to. Yours is a house with sideburns. No.

Yours is the boss from Dilbert. If you got transformed into a house. Those are trees. Mines. Mine is not supposed to be a tree. It's futuristic. It's on like a hole and it's a sphere. I'm going to give one to Cameron on this one. Because I think if you had a slide, this slide adds a dreamy fun element to it. What if I told you mine was in the past? It was your dream house. It was your dream house? My dream house is a dream house that doesn't exist and can never exist because it's in the past. You should have said

you should have said that pre deliberation and maybe that would have swayed. Okay. But that needs to be concrete attached to your drawing. Shut up. You guys can also use the beans, the jelly beans in this round. Oh, trust me. I'm going to. I was literally going to do that for the next one.

Okay. I thought of that just now as like, what's my strategy? I'm going to turn one of them, pink or orange. Even you talking about what your strategy is makes me very happy. You're killing it. Okay, next one. Mine is more, you know, I don't want to give anything away, but I do have a Draw yourself in 15 years? Draw yourself in 15 years.

So sort of a fun play on the five years one. Are they going to shoot off from that 15 years thing, or from the five years drawing, or are they going to do something completely different? We'll see. That's time. Okay. 15 years from now, where will you guys be?

Who did this? I got surgery to make it smaller. Oh, whoa. So it's really, it's super big right now. That's cool. That's cool, man. That is how you stand a little bit. It is how you stand.

And you do often have a big fucking hard dick. Yo. I ain't drooling. Okay, that's great. Who's this? That's me, but I will be blue. Wow. Cool.

Okay. I hope they're new technology. And I got surgery to make my penis orange as well. As big. Okay. It's already kind of orange. I retract my orange. You can't retract.

You can't retract. You can't retract. You spent the bean, bro. I got surgery to make my hair orange. You can't change the answer either. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay.

And I'd be a bot. Okay. That's a great drawing of a robot too. It's a bot, not a robot. That's good. It honestly looks like this. Whoa. That's awesome.

That is so awesome. That's got to be a bean. for Caleb because of there's how cool that is. Like that's really cool, right? I don't think that that's a bean for you. Sounds like a bean for me. Well, but I...

I'm going to give two to Cameron. I'm going to give... Honestly, Patrick, you fucked yourself. I know. I'm giving one to Caleb. Yes. The orange hurt yours more than it. I know.

You had a great one. What's a great reaction to it, too? I know. That's okay, though. You can't... You know what? I'm learning is that. you can't rely on beans

yeah you can't rely on the jelly and I've relied on beans a lot during this game you both had the most masterful play of a jelly bean and also the worst play of a jelly bean but that's kind of the spectrum of what a jelly bean can do with this game jelly bean can bring you up or down that's what can happen to beans

yeah um I think this is the last drawing okay freestyle best thing wins anything that you draw I'm judging purely based off of the drawing, the story behind it, and the reasoning behind drawing it,

you know, the respect, the hilarity, everything. Who drew the best thing? Let's see those things. That's my pet from when I was a caveman. That's the pet that I had when I was a caveman. That's great. That's amazing.

Okay. This is the serpent tempting Eve with the apple in the Garden of Eden. Okay. See the serpent in the apple? I see it. It's well done. Might be your best drawing. Thank you. I'm not very good at drawing.

This Joe and his Joe box. Wow. Joe in the Joe box. That could be the logo. We should get you to sit in a big, wait a minute. The font and then the logo. Whoa. Could work.

Yeah, that's great. Oh, taking a little pick. Wow. So it could be worth even taking a pick of. That's got to be being. that's got to be a silver bean if that worked but me and Cameron worked together on that that's true we did work together on the text the text is his I'm gonna say the best thing was Patrick's okay I'm gonna say the second best thing that's an easy one was Cameron's that the caveman my pet is a caveman yeah that is good that's what Joe Box is all about yeah um okay and I believe that is the end of the drawing round give me the salts guys I'm gonna tell you this time I'm going to have because I think I may throw up if I do it again. That's perfectly understandable.

If I lose by one bean, so be it. So be it. I just took it to the face and I'd even flinch. You flinched really hard. I'm feeling really bad. That's the actual reaction to smelling salts. Okay. And Cameron, you were abstaining from the smelling.

You know what? I'm not going to become a slave to the bean. Wow. I'm going to do what I need to do for myself. I respect the hell out of that. I understand. I'm not asking for a point because I know that. that's exactly what I'm abstaining from.

That's great. You're not getting one, but I really respect it. Thank you. And I like to it. Respect is the real winner of this game. Yeah. It's kind of all about respectfulness. And if I lose by one, imagine how cool that would be.

That would be so cool of a result. Well, see, the thing about this. There will be more smelling salts for you to skip also, so you'll lose by probably four or five. Well, I might recover. The thing that's so great. I'm just not feeling very good at this very second. The thing that's so great about the silver bean and what that adds is that it's anybody's ballgame and we don't know yeah as right as we as we speak right now

thousands and hundred thousands of likes are being thrown towards these true yeah and we don't know who's winning I have a strong feeling it's not me me too but we do know that somebody's winning somebody's winning someone has to win unless they're all right if they're all equal what's the contingency for that okay right do we each get a silver bean or do we wait until one more retweet if they're all equal yeah we got to each get a silver bean if they're all equal yeah of course yeah um And we'll work in the formula of retweets versus... Retweets equal five likes.

I didn't know retweets were going to be part of it. All right, let's go. Retweets is five lights. Okay, I got to go. Next, next one. Sprinkle. Sprinkle. Oh, I love you, sprinkle.

I love you. Sprinkle. That's good. Why are you so amazing. Just give him the bean. You have one big tooth and that's all right with me. Okay, that's a bean for Kayla. Thank you.

Next one. Why does he? I have one big two. Do you guys remember Springtopia? Just singing is not going to work again. Yes, I remember Sprinktopia. Yeah, but it's a parody. Hey, you know what?

The thing is about Springtopia and me remembering it. How could I forget, Joe? Wow. You don't like my Madonna Lucky Star parody of Springtopia? If I knew what that song was, maybe I would. Starlight. That one. Joe, this is the same Topia picture I used for Shemp Topia.

Really? Yeah. This is the same one I used for Springtopia last time. I must have internalized Sprinktopia. Maybe. that's great. I mean, a toopia. We don't have enough topias. I agree. Topias need to be kind of brought to the forefront of society.

Here we are. We're in Sprintopia and we all have our pink tongues out. The speed at which you felt that was necessary to get out. I thought it would work. I thought it would work. I didn't want to see. You did get a bean. I gave you a bean for it. I mean, you did. I mean, you embarrassed yourself. I went cringe and it worked.

How hard it was to get that work. It was my last tweet. And we all had Pink Tog. It was my final beat. I wanted to save it. Patrick, it worked. That might be the difference in this game. Could be.

That was a great play. I hope my tweet won. Okay, next one. Okay. I'm letting myself fall behind. It's only single simple bean. Okay, next one. What up, Joe?

It's, oh. What is the state dish of Sprinktope? You got to read these out, by the way. Yeah, what is the state? Well, he interrupted me by saying. Sorry. I thought it was like, hey, what up, Joe? I thought it was like last time where it's like, you know what?

I forgot that the lightning round hasn't happened yet. Sprinkle filet. This is sort of the lightning around. It's sort of a combination. Okay. The state dish of Sprinktopia is squid sprink pasta. What up, Joe? It's me sprinkle the waiter, and I'm here to bring you your favorite meal.

A smile. I actually am going to use a jelly bean here, and I'm going to say that the state dish is actually black, white, yellow, and pink sprinkles. That's all of his beans. He just used all of his beans in one. But you don't get point for bean. They're multicolored. What is it? Black, white.

You got to know the colors. What? Black, white, yellow, and pink. that's kind of the colors of sprinkles so now I have all the jelly beans I don't care if I'm helping because it's respectful and it will add to hilarity

that's the color of sprinkle yeah camera gets three points I think what were the other two answers hey what's up Joe it's me sprinkle the waiter here's the national dish a smile I'm going to give Caleb one because I just wanted this straight up answer

okay we can skip the next one um what's the next one okay let's skip this one i i am i am calling a audible we're skipping there's a lot of past hey joe it's sprinkle i just won the last round okay patrick you get one for that uh next one oh i love these i'm hitting it i'm hitting it oh my god give me that give me that putting your body on the line man um i'm sprinkled and i'm sprinkled and i love the smell of these salts.

Oh, fuck. Okay. Can I be honest, I just went back. Oh, shit. Damn. I got to get a point for that. So that was not a point opportunity. I'm going to give a point to Cameron too for that because of the thing, but that's really

a point to Julio because that was really funny. Okay, go forward. Wait, why did Cameron get a place? Sprinkle. Honestly, I just respect Cameron's plight and his abstention. Okay. I'm honestly watching you guys. I'm spinning.

Oh my goodness. I'm spinning. I'm spinning around. Sprinkle. Caleb, that's one for you. Next. Look at me.

I jumped. That was really fast. Sprinkle. Okay. Caleb, that's it. Okay. Corn.

It's corn. I'm corn and I'm Cobb. That guys, no, stop. That's Donald Trump corn. You don't want to talk to him. Well, look at his hair.

Look at his hair. You don't know that that's him, though. I'm a piece of corn. Look at him. I'm a for, piece of corn on the cob. Okay, what are each of your answers to this? I'm a piece of corn on the cob. I'm corn and I'm Cobb. This is, this is, uh, I did, I'm a piece of corn on the cop. Cornel Trump and Cobb Biden. That's better than all of us. I'm gonna give one to each.

Wow. Okay, so that was just a waste of our. Yeah. Next. Not even worth, not even worth saying I'm corn and I'm corn. Oh. That's crazy. Oh. Okay, I'll do it again. That one was a doozy. I'll do it again.

Yeah, you better. It's all shaking up now. It's going to hit hard. I hope you know that. Don't shake it by more up, man. Don't shake it more up. Yeah. Damn, man.

I put that one. directly to my nose. That's good. I love smelling salts. It really gets you. Okay, next one. So Sprinkle is here, and he's brought you a smile.

And the land is on the river called the Nile. Sprintopia is in. Africa or the Middle East I don't remember where the Nile is Africa but it's definitely in Africa and smiles are great

food is on your plate Africa is the best because that's where Sprinktopia is Okay Sort of a rip on the national anthem I'm going to let him have that one.

Yeah. You don't want to do? Well, I was going to do, I feel like there's, I think it should be like rock and roll with maybe a guitar solo, but I don't have a guitar. S-P-R-I-N-K-L-E-T-O-P-O-P-A. Sprinketopia. Sprinkletopia. Sprinkletopia was the old name. Yeah, yeah.

And then it was, when it was, like Hollywoodland. When it was modernized and they had like a despotic leader, he called it Sprinketopia. Spranko, Spranko, Spranko. Like something like that. That's good too. Yeah, like that. And they could have like, I guess it would be pyro techniques.

I-N-K-T-O-P-I-A. See, honestly, Patrick, you worked really hard on that one. Mm-hmm. I had to remember where Africa was. He was using a strategy of eating up everyone else's time. I'm going to give two to Cameron. I'm going to give one to Caleb.

Really? That's not what I expected. Me neither. I kind of just wanted it more original. There was a, it was great. I'll give you one. No, I won't. Okay.

I accept Joe's answer. Thank you, Patrick. Next one. Sprinkle's cousin, wrinkle. Oh, thinkle. Rinkle. It's clearly thinkle is good. It's obviously thinkle.

It's thinkle. Okay. What did you say? Rinkle. Rinkle. That's good, too. Okay. Next one.

Tinkle. Oh, that is Tinkle. He's got to, I got to let it go to Tinkle. I can't even. Okay. Tinkle. So it's what? Thinkle and Tinkle.

Okay. Next one. Why is Tinkle? Why is Tinkle scared of thinkle? Because he's thinking, he's thinking about the, he's thinking about the bathroom. Because Tinkle is a convicted sex offender. Because bro only got one hand. And he lives on it.

Okay, he's got one hand. And he lives on it. And he lives on it. He lives on his hand. I keep thinking that this, you have to say the first thing. Yeah. What did you say? And Finkel told Tinkle to pee into a cup.

No, that's not a bean, bro. No, you're going to, sex offender stays. What was your... Yeah, well, that's part of being, that's why it's a sex offender. He was thinking about, he was thinking about little boys in the bathroom. So, kind of copying me. And he was, okay, I'm going to say, Caleb gets out of. Yes, okay, I didn't use my bean.

Okay, next one. He's looking at the beloved... He's looking at... Tickle penis. A Sharpie marker. The Beloved New Things. No, the beloved audience. Wait, he's looking at me.

I said Tinkle's penis. He's looking at me. I just realized. Looking at me. Tinkle's penis. The beloved audience. The beloved audience. I thought you said the beloved new things, and I really liked that.

Okay, then I said that. I'm going to give it to beloved audience. I think that's great. That is sweet. Okay, next one. Meanwhile in Bownland Meanwhile in Bownland Green has just been outlawed

Hmm Yeah, all right They're surrendering to Springtopia Oh yeah, it is kind of a white flag So to the audience This is sort of established This is a little world building This is like Esos from Game of Thrones

There's Springtopia and Boneland There's Sprintopia, there's Boneland And there's also Oh, there's not another one I was trying to tee you up Oh, that would be great. So this is just a new place that we might explore in this kind of sprinkle round. I said they're surrendering because he's waving a white flag.

Well, let's go to the next slide. Okay. Oh, that's Bone Hitler. Damn you, you white bone. Okay, wait, that's... He looks mad, but he's also happy. So I don't know how to feel about him. Okay, next thing.

Name him. Bone Hitler. Bone Hitler. That's a tough one. What about boner? Boner. The calcifier. It's scary.

The calcifier? The calcifier. The calcifier. That's scary. Okay, it's between the calc-s. Okay, I'm going to... I'm going to give you guys each a bean. Is this like a counterpart to sprinkle?

Yeah. So I'm going to say he is calcifier. That's his name. So that gets a point. But he is reputationalally. Bone Hitler. Colloquially. And he has a boner. And he has a boner. That's his little nub at the bottom. Okay. Let's go to the next slide. Let's just go back. Green. Yeah. Green. Green bean. That's speckled. Speckled green bean. And I said it first. That's a misplay. That's a misplay. That's a misplay. Because he, yeah. Whatever. I'm out of bean.

Okay. We're all out of beans. It's level playing field. Jelly beans was a good mechanic. Jelly beans was good. We'll see. This is now we're getting into the real gritty and grime of this game. Okay.

Next. Sprinkgo came to visit. Cameron gets it. Next. Spin it. Who said that? We said it at the same time. I went spit.

I was still finishing my song from the first one. So I didn't say anything. I'm going to give it to Patrick. Next one. Why? Spinning again. Very slow spin. Did you say spinning again? I did.

I said, which is a slower version of the first sound I made. I said very slow. I said spinning again. I'm going to give it to very slow spin. Okay. Next one. Oh, yeah. Jinks.

Okay, that's Cameron and Caleb. You didn't like shit. Well, just the parody. Oh, yeah. Okay. Next one. Woo-hoo. Oh, yeah.

He said, who said, who is it. He said, woohoo. I said, woohoo. I suck it this one. I need to look at it. at what you guys are doing. But it's hard because I need to see both. Okay, next. You definitely need to see what's on the screen. I respect you, Joe.

Sprinkles is here. That's great. That's great, man. Okay, next one. Oh, Jesus Christ. I hate you, Joe. Sprinkle! Sprinkle! Go! Can we get off the slide? I'm really worried about Sprinkle. Go next. Go next. Go next.

Oh! Please, Sprinkle. I jump in front of the knife. You made this slideshow? Caleb, I just happened. I would jump in front of the knife. I gave you a point for that. Next. Dude, no. You're stabbed me.

I have to go back to Springtopia and get my head. I have to go to Sprink General Hospital. You're stabbed me. You're stabbed me. Next. I'm crying because of the stab. His hand got cut off. Look.

No. Oh, my God. Next. Oh my God. This is this, this is a dream sequence. It's not real. It's not real. If this is real, I'm done with this game.

Yeah, you're never doing Joe Box 4 if this is real. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I guess I'm watching the next episode. Wait, wait, wait, ready, ready? Ready, ready? That's wonderful for that. Kind of a chopped and screwed Scooby-Doo on that one.

To be continued, so. So we'll see what happens. Firebone Hitler. So now we have to do another Joe box guaranteed. Yeah. All right. I built in the...

Even though three is a perfect trilogy. I put in a cliffhanger. All right. That's smart. But we'll see. We don't know the magical properties of Sprinktopia. I will say...

Or bone land. God, I totally whiffed it on that fucking lash room. The calcifier will... I will kill him myself. I'd like to see the light leave his eyes. Yeah. He's really just a... I mean, but maybe there's a...

Maybe there's a story behind him of how he got so evil. And maybe there's a... reason he's doing all this. He's been traumatized because he's a broken bone. That's got to be born broken. Bone, bone. Bone, born, broken. He's a broken, he's a born broken bone. He's a born broken bone bone. He was born in a femur camp. That's great. Okay, let's go to the next round. Next round. The next thing, smelling salts. Where are they? I think we're done. Are we all done with this? I'll do one. No, no. Come on. Truce me. Come on. Come on.

Trues me. Okay, I'll truce. Okay, truce. I respect that. And before that, I give you guys each a bean. Wow. Oh, yeah. It's like we did it anyway.

We solved it. Yeah. That was what it was all along. It's the Joker. Okay. It's the Joker boat. So now what we're going to do is I'm going to hand you guys your boxes. You're going to count your beans.

And then we're going to look at the tweet while we're counting. And then we're going to look. We're going to reveal the tweet after we count. All right. Give me those beans, man. Okay. Okay. That's Caleb's box.

This is Caleb's Joe box. Patrick's Joe box. Patrick's Joe box. And Cameron's box. Okay, let's count our beans, guys. So this is the first time where we have a mechanic that can swing the game so drastically. We have these silver beans here. We have enough for anything.

So if there is a tie, we can supply those beans. Yeah, it's... It'll be exciting to see. I forget the name we came up for it, but there is an analytical, if we can get some sort of analytics and see who is good at what rounds. Because the drawing round seems to skew

in Cameron's favor pretty strongly, because Cameron's a do one. All right, I got my number. I have my number, too. You were doing some incredible banter. Was that good? Oh, yeah, write it on the box. That's great.

good idea. That's a great idea. I'm going to write it on the bottom of my box. I can't see. There's a spot on the front. I wrote it on the bottom to reveal it. But then the beans will spill. Whoa.

Now I'm wondering if I miscounted. Whoa. Because I had, I got 43. What is Pat have? And you guys both have 38. I'm going to recount really quick. That's crazy. That seems like too big of a swing.

I don't know. Yeah, because he abstained from smelling salts. Yeah, but you were kind of crushing the... 15. The drawings. 18, 21, 24, 27, 30, 33. I think he does have... 39, 42, 43.

Wow. Wow. So one of us has to win these two silver beans to win. Yeah. Wait a minute. Let me read. Wait, you have 43, you have 38. You have 38.

Yeah. That's perfect. Either Cameron wins or one of you guys get second place. No way. No, it's two silver beans? Two silver beans. Oh, okay.

So if Cameron has to lose. Yeah. And if Cameron loses, the winner wins. Wow. That's crazy. That is true. That is the most perfect. Yeah.

I feel so much better about skipping those smelling salts too. Yeah, yeah. You had the match. What a perfect, what a perfect setup for the ending. Remember these? Let's see the. results. I remember. Okay. Where are you going to start with? Patrick, do you

confirm? Read them and say the likes. I confirm. Okay, let's see. I did double check because... Okay, guys, I am blowing up 10, count them 10 notifications. Wow. Wow. Start with... Start with... Start with the least. No, I'm going to start with

Caleb's. Okay, so that's the least. Well, dishwashers are strange. You put the dishes in the dishwasher and the dishes are dirty. Almost seems like cleaning them might be a better decision beforehand. Well, that's going to be it for me, guys. I'm finished after this in my life. Over for me now. That has two comments on it. Comments are counting too. Okay. Are you counting total engagement? I'm just talking about what has what did all the numbers. Is it all by likes or is it total engagement added up? It's going to be by likes right now. That has two comments on it. It has one

retweet and it has 25 likes. That's pretty brutal. Close to viral. Close to viral. It's almost viral but not almost viral. It has a thousand impressions. Okay. I'm going to say it right now that did come and last. There goes my hope.

And now... That's a good time to lose your hope. Patrick's. Why don't you lose? Are you just going left to right or you're going least to most? Let it. Let's find out, man. White people with dishwashers be like, I put my crud-filled dish. in my dishwasher like and retweet this to promote whitewashing in hollywood oh wait i'm going to read what the comments were on yours caleb oh shit uh the one person said when they pull them plates

out they moo must be happy they got that glee son oh geleason yeah that sounds like a joe box answer yeah what's the other one and the other one someone just said caleb what did you do that no who Who said that? A random person? Skaggo. I hate speech, OG. Okay. Interesting.

Wow. That is interesting. That was recognizable. Yeah. Wait, this guy knows exactly what's going on. This guy knows it's Joe. Joe I knew. This is Joe I knew.

This guy did Joe I knew. This guy did Joe I knew. White people would do, but Patrick's, it has one comment. It has three. retweets and it has 33 likes. Wow. Angel number. What's the reply? What's the comment? Hate Speech OG

says Cameron. Oh wow. This guy really knows what's going on. Oh my God. He got it wrong though. He got one right. Yeah, Joe I didn't know. Joe, I knew a little. Okay. Why do people always put dishes in the dishwasher with a ton of

crud on them? By the way, I'm so excited to announce that I'm moving to Tokyo. Throw me a like if you're excited for me. It has one comment, hate speech OG, Patrick. Wow. I mean,

shout out to this guy for... Two retweets, 52 likes. Wow. Cameron ran away with it. Back to back. Back to back. Back to back.

And a two-way tie for second place between me and Patrick. I thought retweets were five likes. No, Patrick gets... I thought retreats equal five likes, though. Oh, Patrick gets a bean? He gets one.

Oh, okay. So I just fucking lost. So you're completely less. All right. Well, that's a question. Okay. But you felt lost and you're still in it. Okay, so... I'm still in it.

Like, you were still in it at... Yes. Okay, don't get me excited. So Cameron ran away. Okay. So Cameron, here are your two silvers? Wow. Wait.

This is one. And then Patrick, here's your one. So that brings the final scores to Patrick has 41. I had a silver time playing Joe Bucks. Wow. Bean. Yeah, I mean, you just lost three points, but you're still... negative two beans, but it's okay.

That was boring. That was cool. You get a bean spiritually. That was great. And that's been a smashingly successful Joe Box episode. That is true. Congratulations to Cameron. Congratulations to all of you guys. Thank you. Thanks, guys.

I will say there'll be new mechanics added, and we will find out what happened. To sprinkle? To sprinkle in the calcifier. Okay, good. In probably like a couple weeks, maybe. Sure, man. And to the people at home, thank you for, thank you for loving Joe Box. Thank you for being a part of the Joe Box.

And, oh, my God. And also, our show is in less than a week. Bell House Show. Come see that. Yeah, come to that. Come to that. All right. I got to go right now.

Bye, everybody. Woo. Joe Box. Let's go, Joe Box. The thing is it's different because the mics are different. Yeah. These mics, it does feel, it feels right. It feels.

This is what it's supposed to be. Yeah. And we're going to get rid of these, this table. Basically, yeah, we, this whole thing is it right now. You want to move it right now? But where is that going to go? My lap, I'll put it on my lap. A little rack thing or not one of these chairs.

I'll put it on a chair. I'll get something over. I'll get something over. A chair, man. You want to move that? Oh, my headphones are the, are the last leash. We should get wireless headphones. You can connect your Bluetooth headphones to this.

Really? Yeah, I think there's just like slight lag, so it's not... That would freak me out. Put it on a folding chair. Yeah, sure. Just for now. What are you looking at? I'm in the frame, man.

Chill on my. I'm right next. I was in frame the entire time, man. Nobody's watching this. I can't know this stuff because there's no screen. Oh, you got... Iowa can't know this stuff because there's no screen. That's true.

We need a screen. we're making a bunch of amazing things changes look we're going back to our roots this is a root style episode but not in I guess I didn't mean that I mean that I mean we can now if you if you want the cameras down let's just move it away so we can't use it yeah there we go if you want to vote in the comments though whether or not we should do Root style episode like that. Please don't. I'm done with voting.

And now I'm moving it. And you know what? Please don't vote on yes or no. Put this motherfucker in the middle. Look at all this stuff. Yes, you are being tied up. This maybe was a bad idea. No, this is a great idea.

No, no, no, no, because look. Look, the chains are finally, I shouldn't say chains after all this roots talk. You know, a Root style episode. I've never seen roots.