Podcast About List - Ep. 338 - The Amazing Atheists

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

On the second week of the Five Weeks of Friendship, close friend of the show and DM extraordinaire Patches is here!! These 5 weeks were planned and you like them! Yay!!!!Subscribe to us on YouTube youtube.com/@PodcastAboutListBuy tickets to our latest live show https://www.swagpoop.com/shows Get extra premium and Gun City RPG episodes at https://www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlistFollow us https://www.swagpoop.com/links

You are microphones, sir Sometimes I get so nervous doing the clap You've done it so much I guess I can understand why you'd be nervous It's probably our fault that you get the nerves Yeah Because you guys go you guys go Okay clap

And then it's like Well sometimes it's not good Anyone can agree with that At the end of the day man It's a clap It's a clap Yeah I know but I'm not going to sound like a clapboard It's not like we're saying okay

Yeah that's true rap. Yeah, which now I am saying that rap. At the beginning of every episode. All right, then put a beat in it. Every single day I get paid. Every single day I get, I come

out as gay to my parents. Every single day I come out as gay to my parents. Hey, have a guy in the house and they don't pay rent. JPEG mafia. Yeah. That is a

JPEG mafia. We are here today. On the first official episode of... Well, the third official... So this is your... Okay, let's explain this. Don't know, shut up, man. The first official episode, the first two were unofficial.

Patrick... Then we have to do more. Patrick was, at the beginning of the year, for your information, Patches, and for the people, I guess. Patrick was deemed the creative director of the podcast at the beginning of the year. Okay. That was the title that we decided to give it. I think it was before that even.

There was no memo. Well, he started really stepping up to his new role at the beginning of the year. Okay. And so now just basically he gets to override almost anything that happens because he usually is good with ideas. One year of just him being the creative director. We haven't been public with that. I think we've been pretty public with it. I think we've, I thought we were public.

Did we say that? Yeah, we said that public. Regardless, Patrick decided after... So every episode this year has been pretty much my idea or I've said yes or no. He's had to... He's said yes or no to them. You definitely said a lot of yes or no.

But last week we had on Tommy Bear and Jacques Gonsolin and Hesse and then we had two guest episodes. But this came, this idea came before any of this happened. Okay. Where I said, we should do the five weeks of friendship. Where every episode has a guest for five weeks.

Because you know that you're familiar. with the five weeks. The five weeks format. Five weeks format. So now you are now the third episode in the five weeks. But the first one that we're aware of when we're recording. I feel like I sometimes see people talk about the five weeks format and people misunderstand. And so I just really want to, you know, hammer it in and clear it up.

Okay. Five weeks is 10 episodes. So this is the third installment, the first half of the second week. Yes. It's not that hard to understand. I don't understand. Five weeks is 10 things. 10 episodes. 10 things.

Because there's two every week. If you're only watched five of them, you're only getting half. Yeah, that's right. So go check out the Patreon. Go on the Patreon. But anyway, that's what this is about. People hear five and they think five, but you need to hear five and think 10. Yeah, okay, okay.

That's what they call it, it's double. That's what a week is two days in podcast terms. Yeah, that is actually true. Never mind. Five weeks is 10 days. I thought there was some math that I could do there, but no. Go ahead. I really don't know.

Do the math. I was going to say something about, like, you get one episode every week plus another one, so that would add up to five weeks anyway, but it doesn't. Yeah. No, no, no, no. What I thought didn't make sense. Okay, all right. So what you said didn't make sense, so that makes sense that it went all the way back to the thought.

It makes no sense that we're not even going to even harp on it. All right, let's not harp on that. We'll leave it. We'll leave it. We leave you to the crew. We'll leave it there. I'm not. No, no, no. I'm not the numbers guy. If I was in charge of the numbers on this show, what the fuck did you say? I don't know. Stop it. Okay. Just stop it now.

Patches. What do you mean we'd be doing better money-wise? We would not be, if I was in charge of the money? I could see you having... If you're doing one plus one equals five, we'd be doing great. Yeah, that's true. We made $700,000. I would have some Terrence Howard style. Hold on. Go to Patches and Cameron's camera real quick. I got to fix that. Creative, creative. Creative Such a creative director move. So fucking happy to act. Both creative and directing. While he's gone in patches, if you'd like to explore,

you were really curious about the soundboard. Okay, that's, I've always wondered where that one was. Yeah, so if you press it again, it would stop. Yeah, okay. Okay, so if you actually press it instead of just putting your hand on it, just press you. Okay, sir. Are there shorter ones?

Are there shorter ones? There's shorter ones. Everything else is shorter, I think. That's the only one. That's really short. Yeah, that one's real short. Oh my God. This one I say to myself a lot.

Vine. I haven't heard these in so long. I don't know how to fix it, guys. Mortal Kombat. Buzzing, buzzer. Because it's set up right now for the bench that we had for Hesse and Jacques, but... It's okay, bro. The creative director...

Now, yours is also like... It's okay. You don't have to be haunted by creative direction at all hours of your life. Ever since I've become the creative director, I've been losing my hair. Really? I'm serious. When did you become the creative director when you were 13? I don't remember you did that assignment back then.

No, I've been losing. my hair has been falling out. Yeah. Like in clumps like yeah. I had, look at this. I used to have a full hair line. I used to have.

You've had more hair. This one's been holding on for a good minute for a long time. I've had this for the amount of time that I've known you guys. I remember my hair has looked like. No offense. It wasn't like good. Your airline wasn't like that. I think when we first.

Oh, thanks for, thanks for saying that. Thanks for making me now think about it more. Yeah. I think it was probably a little bit. I mean, I mean, who mind to talk?

Like I got. So you have a different kind. I kind of pose of the clowns situation, man. You know what I would say that is, man. You have that Walton Goggins stuff. Oh, yeah. So I can't tell if he's in or out anymore because he's, because of the stuff going on. He's in, but he'll soon be out. Yeah, because he's because you just got to, everyone likes him so much now that pretty soon there's going to be the next, the under way, you know, the wave that comes up under a people. Yeah. Undertoe. What was it? You realize he actually is an old guy. It started with gold bloom. It was gold. It was gold. Goldblum doing all that Tim and Erics. Right.

Exactly. He's on a goldblum trajectory. He had the biggest wave until he was like, oh, yeah, we're putting him in. Every darling gets that. And especially, you have to remember, he's an old guy who lives in the Hudson Valley in a 1920-style mansion and probably, you know, kills baby rabbits or something. Yeah. Also, he's old enough where he definitely, when he was a child, was a racist child.

Yes. He's probably a racist adult as well. He at least was a racist child. I just want like the Gagin summer to happen. Are you saying, are you saying that this is like, this is how old is he's going to get. Walton Gagne is 85. He's like 85, 95.

Yeah, I mean you've seen him in righteous. Yeah, so then he was born in the 40. Yeah, he's definitely. Yeah. There is a video of him. There is a video of him doing promo for Django. Really? Yeah, he's saying the lyrics of a rap song and he says it.

Oh, yeah. So you might have just done it. This is a Hannibal Burris Cosby. No, no, no, no, no, it's not, no, no, no, no, it has nothing to do with him being taken down. It's just that there will be another old man that everyone's going to like. People who are only fans of White Lotus are going to find out about the shield, and then it's going to be completely, it's going to, it's going to, it's going to, it's, well, there got the people who like Walton Guggins for the White Loggins. Oh, he's in your shield? You never seen the shield?

I've never seen the shield. I've been trying to convince my wife to watch the shield for fucking months. If you watch the wire, you're going to like the shield. I know, I like, I wanted to watch the shield. shield right after the wire, but it's too many cop shows in a row. What the fuck is wrong with girls? Too many cop shows in a row?

We can't watch two shows about corrupt cops in a row? Eight seasons each. Come on. Why, we can't have that fucking six months of our lives and what people? Horseshit. Beat up black people for no reason. Every night? What the fuck is wrong? Oh, how do you want to unwind? How do you want to unwind?

Yeah, okay, fine. Greenwood. I bet you've watched two real housewives back to back. Oh, yeah. Oh, don't play with me. Oh, Ben. You're out of frame.

I'm in the frame, bro. You were out of frame. You're trying so hard. Do you try one finger out of the frame? You're reaching back to grab on to pull yourself out of frame. You don't want us in this. You don't want the contest to happen. So the content, the reason why I have to stay in the frame is because Julio got a cat.

I don't know if you want to show a picture of the cat. You show a picture of the cat on the video, Julio. I think you should do it. But we're not. You don't have to. You don't have to. Oh, come on. It's cute.

Eyes are a little close together, though. Yeah, honestly, not the most handsome cat of it. Kind of a pretty ugly. Well, it's just a little... Not ugly, but definitely looks stupid. Right. Looks like a cat cross with another thing a little bit. Kind of like a lynx, actually, which is kind of cool.

Yeah, it's a wild cat. It's kind of like a cat that's kind of one animal step into becoming a piece of paper. Yeah, so it's a girl cat. It looks pretty flat like paper to me right now. Yeah, but I look at it from the side. It's not really a super flat. No, it's not moving.

It looks like, honestly, it's in a rectangle. But Julio has given us the green light to hold a contest in the comments of this video. Squid game. Squid game. We're going to do a squid game style thing. Maybe that's, dude, that's such a good idea. We do a squid game type thing with the audience where they,

Mr. Beast literally fucking. We do Mr. Beast games. But the only thing the winner gets is to name the cat. They don't win any money. They just get to name Julio's cat. There'd be a lot of money that we put in it. Can it be like cat style challenges? We can do it in Roblox.

You got to like what's grab the like laser pointer light. We just do it in Roblox. We got a hundred people in Roblox. And I know you got your Roblox account all set up. You probably run your friends on Roblox. This is the creative director at work. When you get out of school, check out my contest. Let's check out this contest.

Guys, my teacher just show me this contest. My teacher's friends are holding a contest to name his cat. We should all join. My geometry teacher, Mr. Julio. Get on Roblox. You be like, yo, guys, my vocab teacher to show me this awesome podcast. We should all check it out. My vote is for the name Mo.

That's not okay. I'm a vote for Mo. Let's vote for Mo. What's wrong with Mo? You don't like the name for a few. I honestly don't like the name Mo. It wasn't my choice. It honestly wouldn't fit a male cat.

It would be a good name for a female cat. It was kind of girly. It was not my... I've told you about this before. It was not my choice for the name. What are you talking about your choice? It's not your choice either. It's the fan's choice, but Moe's name was not my choice.

You are giving up your creative director privileges and giving it to the fans in this instance. Yeah, exactly. That's a big move. Taking one little... No, I was just saying the story of Moe's name. What's the story of Moe's name? Where Neil...

Neil did not want to hear me say the Simpsons over and over again. I was going to name him the Simpsons because I thought I wasn't going to keep him and that's a pet finder name. And then he said, I don't want to hear you say that and then he started calling it Moge.

Moge? Yeah, and then that turned into Moe. I thought it was Mohamed bin Salman. It was. No, once he started calling it Moe, I was like, yeah, it's short for Mohamed. Was he calling it Moes or Moj? Moge.

What's Moge? I don't know. Marge. Yeah, oh yeah, it was Marge also. Marge sort of together. Marge was the name because we thought he was a girl.

See, and don't be saying that about your cat. We thought he was a girl his dick was so fucking small. It was. And then it became very large. Can I throw my idea

for a name into the ring? I just saw this one just now. Maybe a piece of shit on a plate. Piece of shit on a plate. P-O-S-O-A-P. P-O-A-P. P-O-O-O-O-O-O-P-O-O-O. Is Poso Spanish for something?

No. Poso? Peso. That's money. Wait, that's a good. That's my choice. That's my choice for the name is Paiso. Actually, you bring up a good point.

The cat lives in Mexico. He lives in Mexico. He should have a Spanish. Or she should have a Spanish name. Look at her. Oh, yeah. I guess piece of shit on a plate is also not the most feminine. So maybe something like,

piece of shit on a doily. Piece of shit on a tan. A can't a capon. Piece of shit in a teacup. Piece of shit in a teacup, okay. That's good. Piece of shit on a girl's plate. A plate that belongs to a girl.

A pink plate. Piece of shit in a Starbucks cup. Pink shit on a pink plate. Pink shit on a purple plate. There we go. I was going to say Starbucks Cup, but that's... That's good, too. That's just a good name on its own.

Starbucks. Starbucks. Oh, if you had two, it could be Starbucks. Starbucks cup and Chipotle napkin. What about... That's good as the goate meal. The Starbucks cup and the Chipotle napkin. That is a good meal.

What about white devil? Okay. That's a little scary. It's kind of racial as well. Also, I feel like, yeah. Well, it's a white cat, right? Do Mexicans know what white devils are? Is it a white cat?

I mean, it's a gray devil. Yeah. It's like more of a gray devil than a white devil. He's got a white tum-tum, though, right? Going on there? She got what the hell of saying tum-tum in my fucking house. Yeah. I'm sorry.

She got like a, she got like a, He's kind of like a white tummy, though. Like the worst tummy's fine. You don't like TomTom though? No, no. Tom Tom. We could name her Thomas. We could name her Thomas, but that's a guy's name.

He's a train for one. What about just... Well, a tank engine. What about just... P. P.E. P.E. This is a letter.

T. P. T. T. T. T. T. T. That means P. T. T. T. Does it really? Yeah. Got to go T-T. You do you have to go T-T. Oh, boo-boo is good, too.

You have to go booboo. Do you have to go BB? B. B. B. You have to go Fafah. Fafah. Fah is a good name. Watch Hulu. Do you want to watch Hulu?

Do you want to watch Netflix? Do you want to watch Netflix? Do you want to watch Fulbo? I recorded it on Fubo. Do you want to watch Fandango Plus? I do. Well, that used to be Voodoo, but they've changed it. What was the Walmart one?

Voodoo. That's voodoo? Or no, wait. What was what was what turned into Fandango Plus? Probably Vood. It was probably was voodoo, but that Voodoo is like, yeah, Walmart has a deal. My, my, my, my Roku has a voodoo has a voodoo

button and when you press it, it takes you now to Fandango. Oh, really? Okay, Mootu was the Walmart one and now it's Fandango. It also was a button for sling. I didn't know what, I honestly, I grew up with Fandango commercials on and that was like a new commercial. I didn't know what that was until probably college. I know. I thought

it was a TV show. Yeah, I also had no idea. What's a Fandango? It's a movie theater app. Is it not? Yeah. I don't know. Well, the Almingo. Oh, maybe I'm thinking of that. The flamingo? A flamingo. Fandango. I know Grim Fandango.

They say Fandango in fucking Bohemian Bohemian. Do the Fondongom. We've discovered Bohemian. They're going to Terraform a planet

for Bohemian. Sir! There's my huge deposits of Bohemian. That's going to be an avatar four. That's on the those are the aliens

that they're really chill. A plate of pink gay nothing. They all wear flower crowns and style. They all there's boho chic It's on Mercury Bohemium Bohemium

Deposits Well, Bohemians ain't making no deposits in that damn Bank account Hell no Broke as fuck No,

Get a job, get a briefcase bitch You ain't got no leaves Broke ass Navi You ain't gay Is that what they pay for stuff With is a leaf

You'd have to imagine They have sex with each other Yeah, I think so They have sex with their hair Sex is basic money for them They just walk up to each other It's a barter system But everyone

just exchanges one. I'll have sex with you five times if you let me ride on your drive. It is. The Navi don't, they don't have

a money system it seems like in the movie but also they don't do anything. Yeah, they really don't do it. They literally don't have anything. They don't kill or hunt.

Nah. They just sit in their village until the humans attack and they go, ah! Yeah, get it together, Navi.

It's just plentiful. Get a job. I literally just realized that that they literally don't do anything. There's no evidence. There's no evidence. All they do is swim and play with animals.

Kind of, there's no evidence. There's no bizarre. No, there's nothing. They literally don't do anything. They do, it is bohemian. Every scene in Avatar where they're doing something, the thing that they're doing is walking around and looking at their planet.

They love this. Wow, our planet is so beautiful. Dude, you know what we should do today? We should go up to, we should get on our flying horse, and we should go approach the edge of a cliff and then go over the cliff and reveal the planet. Then we should go underwater

and we should cavort. Let's cavort and look at the natural beauty. They do that every day too. It's like they're like, I think they do that. I think that the times that they show that in the movie are like those just really are the first time that the Navi are seeing their planet.

They really were homebodies. They go back in their village. They live in a big tree, right? Yeah, they're just sitting in a big tree. They're just looking at the water. That's the Omataka clan I truly have not seen it It's a very funny critique coming from a guy

Who knows so much of the Avatar Yeah I think that I can't remember I think that's the Omataka clan Amatakaa? I think so yeah What's the name of the waters? That's what I'm trying to remember One of them is the Omatacari's The Bubble Brothers

I would know it if I saw it for sure but I can't pull it out of the top of my head Bubble Brotherhood The Bubble Brotherhood welcome And then the lava ones are Mr. Fire and the boys Those haven't been revealed yet Heat Miser.

That's an Avatar 3. They're called the Ash people, the Ash clan. But they haven't been released yet. That's cool. And they also have never told their name. Well, we're going to see what Quirich has anything to say about it. They seem like they're going to be running. Harmless?

Did you hear the description of them as lava navvi? I mean, but lava, when used correctly, can just create one. It can make barbecue. No, I didn't know. Okay. Barbecue? Did you say give me barbecue? I was going to say, give me one good thing.

Yeah, lava would be amazing. Okay, imagine you. I thought that you just said give people. You open your Weber grill and you see like a pool of lava. Bubbling. Bubbling. You put burgers on the lava grill. You flip over the burgers.

Well, they can't have burgers because they don't eat or they don't kill anything. They get the soy burger. They're vegan. They eat, I think, like, yeah, like fruits and stuff. They actually, they just have sex. Well, actually, I think they might actually eat animals that, like, give up their life to them. I think it's like when an animal I think it's like when an animal naturally dies

so you can eat me but that might not even be true do you think they have like farmer guys that just like have a bunch of them and the animals are just constantly looking at them like they don't because that would be a job and they don't have that

literally don't the jobs are clan leader and plan members the farmers just like they spend like years developing like fences and they just develop a fence around it's like all of these things will die at some point.

Yeah. They're around here. And they want to die so that we can eat them. Yeah. Yeah. Just all the, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm so sick and dying. Oh, my God. Is it safe to eat a dog, an animal that died of natural causes probably?

No. Well, it depends on the natural cause. Right. Old age. That's, it's probably not going to be good, but I think you can eat it. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. I think it's, it'll just be yucky.

Yeah. Think about like an old person. I'm thinking. Not eating them, but they smell bad. With, like, crustaceans, though? They're, like, leak and stuff. Completely opposite. But you're probably nasty.

But it's all just fucking shit when you look at their meat. Yeah, shit. It's not shit. It's just, it's all food. It's fucking garbage. Well, no. What is garbage? Like meat.

It's all just, meat is garbage. It's all just fucking meat is good, right? Bro, you're meat. Well, people say that. Is that, yeah, because people like veal. Beal. But then with, like, crab and lobster, it is different where it's like, the bigger it is, the more people want it.

They're very different animals. Slaveful. They're not that different. Cows and crabs. Baby cows and old. Yeah, they're both getting eaten. They're not that different. It can't be real.

But like in old, like, lobsters just like grow until they, or like get old until they like can't fit in a shell. But is it like strawberry? Like if you get like a giant strawberry, you're just like this is going to taste like water. Well,

the giant strawberries though is because those are getting like specially bread and like modified. Right. Which maybe also the giant lobsters and stuff are too. But I feel like that's specific. Like strawberries don't, Lobsters do get really big, and I think strawberries don't. Because imagining the Navi just using GMOs on their animals.

You're making the animals bigger so that they can ride them. Yeah, right. Or they make them to a clip. I need this to be a dragon cow. So then when one of them does die, they're like, we're good. We're good for a minute. This 60 foot cow wanted to die. Did that hair sex?

Did that really strike you guys as appealing? I didn't have a problem with it. It looks cool. It looked very beautiful. It was all sparkly. Well, it's mostly because the Navi women are beautiful. But is there any version of it

that is like face down, ass up, nasty style. They put the hair between their leg. Hair fucking no embo. Do they have other stuff? Ponytail between the legs. They don't have anything. No, they're smooth.

Their shit's always flapping around in the movie. So they have a fucking they have a loincloth for no reason. They have a long cloth and bikini. They have the shape of breasts. But they have no nipple. Yeah. No nits?

Just like mystique. Yeah. They're blue and nipples. Mystique got more than what they have. Mystique's got a bunch of bubbles on her. You put some respect on Mistique's name. Mystique was made of blue nipples. He was basically entirely nipples.

She was mostly nipples, but then she could turn into a person with nipples. When she transforms, does she get nipples? Yeah. Because of the, yeah, I think there's a scene where she's like a shirtless old man in the first one, right?

The senator? You know what I'm talking about? Senator Shirtless. Yeah, Senator Shirtless. Is she? faking like some kind of sex tape as him or some shit? No, no, no, no. She signs an executive order or something.

Well, why shirtless? She's not shirtless. He's shirtless because he becomes a mutant. When we, when I watched those movies recently, I noticed that Mystique, the main thing that Mystique always does in a fight scene is she'll do like, she'll just do some kind of crazy

kick things specifically to show the camera that she has no blue pussy. Yeah. And I think that it's partially, it's partially a thing for the movie to say, look, it's okay. but I think it also diegetically is her fighting style where she's distracting her opponent she's saying

they're like wait a minute I don't know she's always turning upside down and spinning around doing the splits in the comics she has like white clothes like she wears like a white outfit

but then the movies and stuff I don't know that stuff in comics striated blue flesh I don't know when it take is me with a fucking pencil

and I can draw the pussy very easily in a comic book that's smart yeah white is space to grow you could just draw that is true White is for you to fill it in. I don't know when they took a bikini t-shirt suit off.

I don't know if it was just for the movie or not. I think maybe it's to transform better. That could be it. I think it's because she looks incredible. Yeah. That's probably she wants to show it up. It's John Stamos's ex-wife. Romaine.

Rebecca Romaine. Romaine. Rebecca Romaine. Romaine. Remus at the time, but then Romaine O'Connell. Lettuce. No kidding. Blue lettuce. Blue lettuce. I wouldn't want it.

They have that, though. They do. They have that. They have that. Lettuce. Yeah. Once you start going to the really nice restaurants, they'll show you the blue lettuce. I'm not ready yet.

Yeah. On the nice, still, I'll stick to brown lettuce. That's too very much. Brown lettuce is so meaty. Pandora. What about it? I just remember that that's what the- Speak on this.

I just remember that that's what the planet's called. Yeah. I was confused. Yeah, I was confused too when I turned on fucking tenacious D-Radio on Pandora. I was like, why am I listening to Stephen Lynch now? Right. Craig Christ. Craig Christ

Yeah I don't know these names You don't know Stephen Lynch I had a question for you It's interesting that you decided To be on this show today I was last night I was watching

Because I feel like you Probably had some amount of a similar upbringing To me for some reason Okay Did you watch veggie tales growing up I didn't Wow

That hurts I'm sorry It hurts Yeah because I had that song stuck in my head last night You probably know it Because you watch veggie tail I watched some veggie tails

I didn't want Yeah Not too much Cheeseburger I love me cheeseburg Yeah I think I know this one Guys and veggie tails

No fuck out of here Go the fuck home Oh man Were there meat guys What are you saying They're not called grocery I think they ate burgers though You're thinking of the fucking

You're thinking of the Seth Rogen Sex dog I don't even remember Who Seth Rogen is What is What is the vet There's like pictures of the veggie tales Eat in burgers though

Yeah The one I'm talking about It's love songs with Mr. Lunt Yeah, and he is released leaked photos of the Vegetail TV burgers. He orders a burger at Burger Bell or his friend does who's a squash. And Mr. Lundt, nobody knows what the fuck Mr. Lunt is. Is he the guy with the gold tooth?

Yes. He's an onion. You're kidding. No. Why does he have no eyes? He's the only character. His hat is so big. No, that's not Mr. Lunt at all.

But he has, he has meat and tomato and cheese, but it's not a meat guy. But wait, he is eating vegetables there, isn't he? He's eating. But none that he knows. He's eating Bob. Wait, Bob is a tomato. Yeah. Bob's fully eating Bob.

There's an interesting choice. There's like a whole thing where they're not allowed to say, like, there's something in Veggie's Tales where it's like, they're not allowed to say fuck. They're not going to say fuck or shit. Or blowjob. They can't say blowjob. They can't say fucking a fanny. So they always have to work around that and say my cheeseburger.

Yeah. My lovely cheeseburger. I was having cheeseburger. Keep walking. You won't knock down our wall. Something about how they're not made in, they're not made in God's image, so they're not allowed to, like, do, like.

They can't go to heaven? There's some, yeah, something about how they're not allowed to go to heaven. Like, there's something like. That's dumb. Well, I don't know. Jona was a prophet, but he really never got it.

Remember that one? No. Is that the one with the worm? There's a blue worm in it? Shut. Don't. So he gets mad if you don't know veggie. I just don't.

It feels to me as, like as basic as SpongeBob Squarepants in terms of things that you expect. I watched enough Veggie Tales, but it fell off for me. Yeah, I never had it on growing up. I had the action figures. That was a, that was a, very strange. It was a church thing. You had action, you had Veggie Tales action figures without watching it very much?

I watched a good amount of it. But you wanted those figures that were just things from your fridge. Yeah. Well, they don't spoil. They don't spoil one. They were made out of some weird. They were made out of some weird. They were made out of some weird.

They were made out of it. We don't want to eat them. He wants to play with them. They're made out of like some very heavy. They were made out of some very heavy material. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably.

Send out a little lead. Yeah. Get the family more into veggie tales. Just have them. What are you insinuating about veggie tails and people who watch it? Fuck religion. That's what I'm saying. That's all religions.

You guys want to become an atheist, like an atheist debate podcast? Yeah. I really want to. Let's do it, then. Let's all become completely atheist. We're going to be called the amazing atheists. Do we have to play in this? I have a good, I have a good, like, kind of snippet to start us off on this path.

This is something I read today that I think we'll get some good mileage out of. So apparently there's a Christian Instagram influencer who's been, she's been homeschooling her kids. Bitch. But she refuses to teach her kids about. um who the president is or other current events because they're not because they're not in the bible and she says that the kid should only learn what's in the bible so hold on a second is instagram in the bible wow that would be good no we need to get some fucking christian because that's what i'm wondering because that's what i'm wondering to come on and we can just

eviscerate them yeah they can come on and they can sit in your seat actually you pretend to be i don't know you're religious yeah i'm not but yeah let's try it Okay, do you know, okay. I know what do you know about you? Just explain to me if Jesus is God's only son, then why does he have no sister? And why do we get presents for Christmas? Yeah, and how does Santa Claus exactly fit into your whole

crazy mythology about God? And what is the whole point of living a life? What's the point of this fucking stupid shit? I don't have to serve God. Okay. Okay, so we're supposed to be waiters. Yeah. Okay.

Thank you back in his image. God is a waiter. It seems like you are the waiter waiting around for some type of salvation. If we were made in God's image and we're supposed to be waiters for him and he's also a waiter, then hey, buddy, check please. Yeah. And if we're made in God's image, how come I'm five foot nine? You'd think God would be a little more big. And then when I'm losing, I go, I'll pray for you.

Pray on my way. I'll pray for you. You know what? Or I say, even better, even better. I go, is there anything you guys want me to pray for? Pray for me again. I'm going to pray that I don't find your address, buddy. Pray that our audience doesn't find your address.

That's what I'll say. Straight up, we'll be sending bonded nails. A rabid atheist fan base is bringing on his phone number. What's up a tack squad? What's up a tack squad? That's the name of the show. We bring on Christians squad. We bring on Christian.

at the grocery store. We're going to destroy their lives. That is a really good idea for a podcast, a tax squad where you just bring on people specifically

to ruin their lives. Today we got this guy that I just saw walk by outside. You say that you need to give them like a W-9 so you can pay them and then you just use all the info on the

five weeks of violence. Yeah, you get their social security, their direct deposit. You just drain their bank accounts. That's a great idea. Yeah. To steal. Yeah.

Yeah, we should do that. Oh, yeah, sending your W-9s that we can pay you. Yeah, pay back for what you're doing to this damn country. We got Connor J-12. He is going to get directly into your bank account by the end of this episode. Yeah. He has been following us for a long time. Somehow he's going to drain your social security account.

He's going to end your life. Your 401k is going to be gone. I just think that this is a space that is blowing up once again. Atheism is coming back. Yes. And I think they were doing Christian stuff for a little bit. For a little bit. A Christian, it's become passe.

It's boring. And Christianity is now going to be destroyed by an amazing atheists. Because now Sam Harris is out of the game because he does meditation. But now there's this British guy. Christopher Hitchens is dead. But there's a different British guy for every generation. That's true. Who's the next one?

British guy keeps being on YouTube. Wait, Christopher Hitchens. Never mind. What? What's up? I get him and Dawkins mixed up. They're very similar. Yeah.

Christopher Hitchens was the one who said like women aren't funny though. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it was. Richard Dawkins said women are hilarious. Yeah, and he said we are all Africans. Yeah. He said, we are all Africans. Yeah.

He fucked Mrs. Garrison on South Park. That's what he did. Yes. Like the real Mrs. Garrigan? Yes. Yeah, it was like a whole like two episodes. A two episode arc where Cartman goes to the future. Yeah.

And Richard Dawkins is fucking. Yeah, because Richard Dawkins made everyone atheist. And because he made everyone atheist, uh, otters became, uh, sentient. That's what I love about Matt and Trey. is that even though they're atheists, they are not afraid to make fun of it. Right.

But if they came on a attack squad, I would try. And I do have to be honest. I admire that about them, but, you know, I can't do the same. No. No, I'm way too,

I'm way too sensitive. I really don't want to hear it, to be honest. No, anything, any little jabs you have about my worldview? No, thank you. Keep it to yourself.

Who do we have on our side for atheists? Okay. Seems like nobody now. Oh, wait, I have somebody. Everybody in Hollywood, boom. Oh, wait, I think I just remembered also maybe anybody with half a fucking brain. Yeah, yeah, that's really good, too. Oh, and I just remembered my friend from middle school, Connor.

Connor. Yep. Conner's there. Okay, we got it. Connor? Yeah, my friend from middle school, Jesse. Me and him used to get this class of the Titans. I lost all my friends from middle school.

Because they were all crazy. They all passed away. Turned to nothing, dude. They all just turn to Ash, yeah. Yeah, they passed away just this morning. Actually, yeah, I'm still pretty upset about it. Yeah, but unfortunately, I've nowhere to turn

to reckon with this is a horrible tragedy. I don't even know how. I mean, how could always... How could the laws of physics let this happen? Dude. Damn you laws of physics. How could...

Damn you, entropy. Science and causality create a world. like this. For my entire middle school graduating class, we all stopped at middle school, by the way. It's wiped off. Completely wiped from the face of the planet

in a freak airplane accident. Curses Newton. Remember, you can always find solace in movies, TVs, and cartoons. Quantum of Solace. Yeah. That's one of the most atheistic propaganda pieces I've ever seen.

It has it. I will say it does have an atheist-style name. Yeah. Quantum of Solace. A fucking stupid-ass name. It's a horrible name. Bad name for a bad movie. I've never seen it.

Never seen it. It's not good. I've seen Casino Royale. That one's great. That one's great. And then you're going to think you're like, you're going to think, I want to watch Quantum of Sol is because of how much I like Casino Rao. I skip that. I saw the other one.

Skyfall. Yeah. And then I didn't see the other. There's a last one, right? Those are the only two Bond movies I've ever seen. Skyfall's, I like Skyfall. Skyfall's cool. I like the needle drop of the Dell.

The Adele song. The Adele song's good. Have your Bardem turned into an inflatable balloon. Yes. reverse he uses his like yeah that's all I remember from that movie he goes like yeah but he turns into a balloon with his tooth

he like his face like go in deflates yeah he has like something that's like a it's like a cyanide tooth but it like eats at what is on his he's like he's like keeping his face alive with his tooth or something interesting it was I remember it being cool

as fuck and it happened at church what did I thought it was underground think about it it did When Javier Bardem walks into church, his entire face collapses. Rap God. What about Rap God? Walk into a church into a ball of flames. Oh.

The only Wall of Fame Hall of Fame I'll be on is the alcohol of shame in the Wall of Fame. Do the whole thing, man. Let's hear from the beginning. You got this. God, I never remember that next word. Three, two, one. Rap God from the beginning. Go.

I don't remember, but I remember one time a guy at a party. pretty fast one time at a party in high school a guy i like walked into a party and a guy was just doing the entire song really to like two girls yeah a really good looking guy and they were just kind of listening there listening to him and i was like one day i will learn these lyrics right and he was saying fagg wow that's in rap god oh yeah oh my god i don't know if i can listen to that anymore yeah it was all it rhymes it rhymes with so many words bags yeah it's hard you really close yourself off bag, sag, drag. I let my bag sag.

I let my bag sag, you hag. Yeah. He could replace you. And then all of a sudden that's well, you already used hag. And then you're saying, and I'm, uh, yeah. What's he going to say? What's he going to say?

I'm a, I'm a drag. I'm a drag. But that's so negative. Yeah, that's true. It's replaced it with a different word. And him and him has said some really insane crap over the years. Yeah, he said he felt like a caged elf. What was that?

That one's always stuck with me. That one's always stuck with me. since age 12 I felt like a caged elf where why what is a cage that like I've never is that like a thing in folklore is that

is there like an old brothers grimm's style thing brother's grim story about a caged elf the age of 12 I think it just rhymes with age 12 why the fuck okay it's just fucking rhyming bullshit I hate age 12 I felt like a caged elf

it makes me sick to my stomach that people... And people gloss over it. It's like, dude, Caged Elf? Trying to build toys, trying to ignore the noise outside.

See it? But I don't think he elaborates He didn't keep going? He does not elaborate on Caged Elf. What does he even say after that? I don't even know what song that's that's... My name is, yeah. My name is Caged Elf.

That's in my name is. He says, since age 12, I feel like my age elf. Yeah. No, I didn't know that. You know what? Is that a clean version thing? Maybe.

That might be something. What do you think it's only like, dude, respect for listening to the Cleveland? Yeah. That's the version that's in the music video, man. Yeah. Come on, let's be real, bro. They said there's also another. Because there's other stuff that he switches around. If high kids, do you like violence? He says, high kids, do you like primus?

Do you want to see me stick nine-inch nails into each one of my eyes? He also says something about the spice girls that gets changed. What was caged elf then originally? Well, that's what I don't even know. Since age 12, I feel like a, like a braised elk. I think that is nasty. I feel like if someone else, does he say that? That's popping into my head now.

Do they change caged elf? Why would they change? I don't know. That's why I'm thinking, because now I'm thinking. Well, it's anti-Christmas. Yeah, that's true. Let's just look up. Let's just look up the phrase caged elf.

Caged the elephant. Maybe it's a reference to that. Maybe it's a reference to that. I feel like he doesn't even say this in the song, to be honest. And you just thought it. And I just invented it. You also had an M&M flub. And it was something that always was,

your head you said. I thought that always. No, he says it. Okay. What is it? Well, since age 12, I felt like a caged elf. Wait, hold on. Let me scroll to it. Where'd it go? It was just on the Google preview and now I can't find it. But maybe the thing was lying. Yeah, it might have been an AI overview. Yeah. AI overview. Eminem has felt like a caged elf since age 12. This could be referring to an elf in a cage. Right. It's like context. When he was 12, Hem and Adam felt trapped inside a lot of the time. And small. Yeah.

Like an elf. Well, since age 12, I felt like a caged elf who stayed to himself in one space chasing his tail. So elves don't have to hell. But this is the radio edit. Oh, okay. So now we'll look and we'll see. Sorry, my dirty ass was listening to this. I mean, I think I mostly was, too, but probably this.

It's just like dog. Like, maybe it's caged bitch or something. And he's like, but it doesn't. Why with everything else? Since age six, I felt like a caged bitch. I felt like a gay dick. Oh, here's what it is. This is what, okay, this is crazy.

So the line, it is, it is, I felt like I'm someone else. Okay, why did it's, but then, but then the line after that is because I hung my original cell from the top bunk with the bell. Yeah, that's true. I know that long. Yeah. So he had, he said, well, we got to go way back to the previous line. Let's replace someone else with cage. Caged Elf chasing his tail.

Instead of killing myself. I'll be a caged elf chasing its tail. And an elf does not have a tail. You know what? Age 12, Caged Elf is way better. Salute to him for like changing the lyrics of that to be very stupid.

Yeah. To show how stupid censorship is. Wow. Because censorship is one of the most religious fucking things in the world. That's true. Because of a sense of atheism. Yeah, you know that fucking stupid old bitch.

Tipagore. Was that her name? Tiper Gore. Fuck that. Al Gore's wife, right? Tipper Gore, welcome to the salt squad. He's the one who made the attack squad. Wait, my back.

Before that he said, he said salt squad like the condiment or the spice. I thought it was, I forgot it was called the tag squad. You would think salt is spicy. Yeah, you would. Oh, white, Christian. Salt squad. You beat Tipper Gore right now. Censor this

Well, wait, do that to me. I'll be Tipper Gore. Okay. Hey, Tipper, censor this. Oh, that's smart. I just do this the rest of my life. You haven't even seen... You don't even see the second one on my, on my microphone. Cam, Cam, come on.

You can... Tipper goddess. Closing your eyes is genius. Big Tipper. Big Tipper. figured you out pretty quick you wouldn't stand a fucking chance if I was in that

if I was in that trial the D. Snyder versus Tipper Gore when he comes in he's all erudite Yeah he's so smart Deadliest warrior D. Snyder versus Tipper D. Snyder is armed with a guitar

Wait, did it was Tipper versus D D? Frank Twisted sister was one of the Zappa did one Yeah Frank Zappa Tipper and D D

name, normal name. I mean, Zappa should have been... Zappa should have been... Zappa should have been locked up. Zappa should have been... Frank Zappa was a... Yeah, he should have been a cage doll.

You were a fucking psychopath, man. Yeah, he's making some strange music. He's fucking crazy. All your songs sound crazy. I like bananas. Tipper Gore heard that shit. She said, end this today. We're turning this off today.

A bunch of guys. Yeah. In the studio. A bunch of guys getting... Young thug and all the guys. What is it? A bunch of guys getting a crazy. on a pussy, just headbobbing to

banana. Yeah, I don't like that strange music. I loved it when I was so much younger. I loved Frank Zappa when I was in middle school. Really? It was like classic rock. They had a VH1 classic albums about apostrophe and

what the other one. I don't fucking remember the name of Montana. Hot rats, maybe? Not hot rats. It's the one that he recorded like back to back. Oh. It was it's the one's got like Camarillo Brillo and like Oh I don't remember You really know for him

Oh dude I was Zapophile I loved I thought he was so cool when I was 13 I loved Uncle Joe's Oh Joe's garage Really he's getting blackface

On the album cover Yeah Sheke your booty Sheke your booty In apostrophe obviously Yeah Apostery but then it's Oh overnight sensation

Okay yes Yeah Overnight sensation's the other album How many others can you all name I can't name a ton more I'm just sitting here Live at the Rocks see.

It gets, whatever he says one, you can say it. Weasels rip my flesh. I don't think I can keep up with him. Because he gets into stuff like that. What is that other one, the one that has,

it's like, I forget what it is. There's the Jets one, right? California Dremant was on there. I think California Dreaming. Yeah. There is this one song he did

called You Are What You is and he just says, he stops the song to say the N-word. Yeah. It's insane. He's a fucking glimatic. Yeah, I just didn't listen to this crap. I was listening.

I was obsessed with that and like Primus and shit, man. I was listening to just normal-ass music. I was being weird as hell. I was being so crazy weird. It was like if you wanted to like, it was basically like smirk music. Yeah.

So I would listen to that and be like, yeah. My dad doesn't know what he's saying. Yeah. Time to be smart today. Yeah. That was me. That was me with Jedi Mind tricks.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess Zappa. It's crazy. If somebody heard. heard what I was listening to right now, I'd probably be fucking hung. I had that with

Aesop Rock for sure. Yeah. But he's just saying a bubble went But I was like double-dub. Double-dubble. A double-bubble flew into the Hubble. Wait a way. I saw a bubble with a bubble bubble. He was, I remember

the one that goes like a, it's like a jittery zeitgeist is the phrase and I'm like, imagine being such a fucking busted-ass rapper and then a guy just takes your name. Yeah. Yeah. On accident. Some guy that never is too cool to have ever known

that you existed. Think about you. Yeah. And then 15 years into his career, nobody cares about you. Not a single neuron has to get a picture with him. I think he's posted on Reddit and it's like, Aesop Rock and Asap Rocky. And everyone in Reddit goes crazy. Everyone on Reddit is like, oh my God.

Yeah. Finally. And I bet they liked each other. That's always what happens with something like that. The thing that the Redditors will always say, guys, they know. Yeah. Yeah. They know. It's like, no, they don't. Asap Rocky had no fucking idea He has a liquor now

He has his own Asap Rock. Yeah, and it comes with No, Aesap Rock doesn't But I bet it would be a really funny That would be a really funny IPA But he has a kombucha juice Yeah, he's got a hard kombucha

Yeah But ASap Rock is called like Noah was telling me about it It comes with cups built into the bottle That's cool Which is actually fucking so sick It's like a pocket protector of drinks Yeah

That sounds like to me but okay That would be cool too That would be cool A drink that you can put in your pocket And it doesn't spill Why would they not make a version of this for chips You know a family size A pack of Lays

They don't have a zippable bag for Lays And that shit pissing me off all the time What chips have a zippable bag? They should have a zippable bag For Lays particularly The bags should be zippable So that we can have ultimate fresh chips But dude they won't do it

Because they want you to eat them all in one go First of all they want you to buy more Second of why are you stopping it First, like, like, Doritos, Frito-Lay Corporation. Oh, just because the holding company is, but every chip has no zip. Every chip should have zips.

But the other ones that are not part of that company can get fucked. Pringles also got containers, man. They already do it. Pringles has containers, and that's the smartest thing I've ever seen. The Pringles container? Patrick walking around high school, listening to Frank Zapplerwin's containers.

Hey, man, what are you doing? I just listening to the best music and using the smartest thing. when I pee. I'm eating fringles. The Zappa stuff is lost on. That's a whole, it's a whole song.

Why does it hurt when I pee? So he was Weird Al? Yeah. Yes. Okay. He was weird out if Weird Al was trying to be smart. Basically,

yeah. Was he smart? Frank Zappa? I mean, he was a talented composer. He was writing good. I mean, he wrote the sheet music and stuff.

Mm-hmm. He was like a sheet music for bad music. Not that impressed. Okay. Be bad. in this measure, and then be worse here. You think you couldn't come up with

da-da-da-da-da-da. How hard is it in the right sheet music, man? Letter, number backwards B, backwards B, just fucking put him randomly. Basically, then you've got a Frank Zappam song. Pretty much. That's cool. It's a timely dig for sure. Yeah, we finally got him. Yeah. We finally fucking got him.

You know what? Frank, it's all Christian as well. It's fucking all love. I bet he's fucking Christian. No, here's the thing. He was a staunch atheist. No, he's got to be Christian. I think he's staunch Atheist. I might have to download some of his albums. I believe I'll be listening to his songs.

Why do you think I loved him so much in middle school, man? You specifically liked atheistic music? I loved the amazing atheist when I was 11. I was like, this guy, it just makes fucking sense. Did you like Pend Gillette, though? Yeah. So sick. The video of Penn Gillette where he's like,

shut the fuck up. Pend Gillette. So good. Sent that to people on Facebook Messenger. That was a fire-ass video. What other videos like that were. Remember when Penjolette scared the dog? No.

No. That's a good one. It's a good one. He says, well, he says he's like, uh, it does, dogs can't understand what they say. What we say, they only understand our tone. And then he turns to a little dog and he goes, I love you! And the dog gets freaked out. Engelette's cool.

He abused a dog. Yeah. It's not abusive. It's abusive to yell at a dog. Yeah, it's abusive. They yell all day. Your dog yells all day. True is fun.

Yeah. Is he still yelling? Yeah. He yells at anything that he's. He crashed out last night. So not that often. Really? We were on a meeting.

He did our meeting and Phil was crashing out. He was going, booh-w-w-w-stupid. He's so cute, man. Well, we have a thing. We have a... CD, take it away. We have a list that we want you to look at. It's, yeah, can you pull that up, Julio?

It's under five weeks of friendship patches. It's saved under that. Well, in the meantime, let's look. some more atheistic celebrities. Okay. Ty Pennington, I hope. Who's that? Guy from extreme home makeover.

Oh, yeah. I hope he's an atheist. Okay, and that should do it. Yeah, that was pretty good. Ty Pennington. All right. Oh, cool. First slide, so we're going to be looking at today.

Ten love versus arranged marriage memes that will help you in taking a decision. And this is interesting because it's kind of similar to religion. It's also tackling cultural norms. Yeah, this is cool. Oh, wow. You know what we could do is, We could do one where we just tackle cultural norms. I'd love to tackle a guy named cultural norm.

Get the fuck out of here, norm. Culture. Yeah, norm culture. I'm sick of norm culture. So the first one, the best comparison. This is very long. You would read. I'm a little slow.

Well, he's about to read it. Sorry, go. Love marriage, family system hangs because the hardware does not cooperate. Arranged marriage. Better cooperation leads to smoother performance. where do you get a C I don't know A performance

I think I think I have a bad Yeah You can't drop down You carry the C from Client expectations include pro mode unlocked

Cooking cleanliness As well as respect Cleaning This is cleaniness And then for Arrange marriage schizophrenic Promote is unlocked

And client gets All premium features Yo Wait a minute No ads No ads Love marriage It's like windows

Beautiful And doesn't crash If it does It's the end. Wow. Arranged marriage. It's like Unix. Boring and black and white, but does great with reliability.

Crashes a lot, but easy to recover. But you can do so much with Unix. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff you can do with it. But that's an atheist operating system. You don't have a movie maker built in. No, no, no, no. You know what I'm talking about when it comes to marriage and a movie maker. Oh, fuck.

Damn, I just got turned on for three hours. Well, let's start the clock. Let's look at the gap here. so this is arranged marriage. They're sitting on the bench, but very far away. In a black and white world. In a black and white world with a red dot. I'm going to be honest.

So that sounds interesting. A red dot in the middle of the bench. This really seems like it was made by a love marriage. It's a logo. You're blind. That's my only thing. It's a red dot to you? Oh, I see the text on the bottom now.

You are blind. You're so blind. Wait, wait, wait. There's not just text on the bottom. There's like other stuff next to it. It's not just red guy. There's like a guy next to a red. Oh, it's repeated.

at the bottom there. Okay. All right. Well, speaking of the bottom, look at how in love they are. Love marriage. Yeah, that's interesting. I like his turtleneck. The first one seemed to be leaning

towards a range of marriage, at least for me, but love marriage seems, well, I guess I would be annoyed if I had to be that close to the sun as well. I was going to say, are going to be in my eyes.

Be honest, do you spend most of your time in your... Or linking up in their head. That's true. For the most part, married here. Do you spend most of your time like the top or the bottom?

I don't sit on a bench. I usually act like the little. I usually act like the little. guy. Yeah. I let my wife kiss some guy and I've been

really small and play the guitar next to this. Yeah. Play in a sports center. Something romantic. For some reason

any time I think of a guitar riff, it's always you know why? Because it's my dad's text tone. Every time he gets

a fucking text. You brought that up before. He has a change of for 15 years. Really. All right. What's the next

one? Jolly who he wrote Okay, no, I get this one now. I get this one now. I don't get this one. They're saying that the arranged marriage, they're going to hook you up

with a real-ass motherfucking roti maker. That's puffed up. Who's going to puff that shit up for you. And you want to... So now the love marriage is going to look like a damn surface of the moon. So food is in black and white in love marriage world. And it's fucking flat and burned. But the world is the good one?

You can't tell which is the good one? Have you ever even eat a rokey? They both look so good to me. You would not eat the roti on the right. I would eat the roti on the right. What's wrong with the roti on the right? It's got a great universe To the left one

Look at the Look at all the burntness on it It's a little too burnt That looks like the moon I said that just now So do you want the moon Or a fucking tortilla I want both

I'm hungry It's a scary one on the right I'm fucking hungry I don't care I'll eat both I think this is inconclusive To me which one's better Well you probably aren't

I'm not You probably aren't even that much Rotee anyway I am not And it's not by choice Which one is your wife making When she makes Rotee

She's probably making the one The left Yeah Really? Wow, okay. All right. I didn't know you had like that. Let's see the next one.

Let's see what the next one is. My wife would make the one on the right straight up. Yeah, I know that about her. Does it click that? Hey, I heard you are a wild one. Kubio, happy birthday. I love you. Let's make this year the best year ever.

It's up, Louio. Happy Sinko de Mayo. I heard you're an attractive man, and I heard it's also your birthday. You might get that too. Happy birthday. You're 30 months, but may your ratings smile shine brightly for the next 1,000 years. Wow. Yep.

Surprise. Surprise, Leo. You're the focus of the first, the first official episode of five weeks of friendship. And we want one thing for your birthday. Please. Don't, don't. Don't leave us. do joy tactics anymore.

Please just leave us. And here, and we have some things we want to say and show to you. Yeah. If so, I was going to just do a toast. Cam's going to do a toast for us. But I guess, we got some champagne

just for you, my friend. That bubbles. Sorry, are you on the other end of this line? It's fucking crazy. Oh, I made a super bubble, by the way. Something about our floor makes it impervious to bubbles. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? The bubble just there. The bubble forever are you here buddy speaking of bubbles yeah happy birthday man happy birthday bud um so yeah we wanted

to celebrate you and and uh we'll send you some of this champagne in the mail yeah whatever's left over we're just gonna we're gonna mail it in a Ziploc bag yeah that's okay sealable lays bag for you so if you could just say your address out loud right now so we could send it over that'd be great. But, uh, well, I'll just start off by saying, you know, the, uh, some amount of years that I've known you have been some of the happiest of my life. And, uh, I'm, they're very thankful that you work for us as an employee. Yeah. Great employee. You, we, I would love to not, uh, have to pay you as much. But we are putting you in the employee of the month plaque. We are. They're going to put you in the Employee of the Month program where you can work towards becoming employee of the month at some point in 2026.

We're finally putting you in the lottery. But we wanted to just give you a shout out today for a couple days after your birthday. That's right. And give you a little surprise. So everybody, if you're watching at home or listening in the car, just go ahead and get yourself something to drink. Glass of champagne. If you're driving to work right now, hit a flask of whiskey. Yeah.

Right now to Julio, everybody. To Julio. Cheers, my friend. Cheers. Champagne. Me and me and Patches both have something. Yeah. And I would like to show you next slide, please.

This is what Caleb made for you. Dude, I know you love video games. So I made a pixel art version of you. And I just want to hear what you have to say about this. Do you like it? Do you love it? This is me? This is you.

Yeah, it's you. You got like, I feel like I don't see you that often. often, but I feel like you wear a red shirt sometimes. With a brown belt. Yeah, brown belt. I got your little... I don't think I've... I've ever born a red shirt in my life.

Well, it's a good look on you. You should try it sometime. Because it looks really nice. Nothing wrong with a red shirt. Brown boots that I also don't have? Well, I don't know what kind of boots you have these days. We never see your feet, man. You live in another country.

The belt buckle's got to be accurate. The belt buckle is definitely... I know you got that gold belt. Big-ass gold belt buckle. We know you got that. And your little mustache. That's a mustache? Yeah, it looks like a mustache.

I thought it was your, I thought it was his mouth. Well, it's one of those things where different people have different interpretations, but all four of us thought that was a muster. And I just, that's your classic stance too, stand there, hands by your side, thumbs out. Yeah. Feet pointing opposite directions. Yeah. Because he's having a good day.

Looking scared. He's in the middle of traffic. He's checking both. ways because he don't know, doesn't know which way anywhere, man. Yeah, because he's so adventurous.

Wow, that's really beautiful. Yeah, thank you, Caleb. You did, yeah. And honestly, even though it wasn't for me, it meant a lot to me. Yeah, it meant a lot to me too.

I somehow knew that it would, it would meant a lot to you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right, Patrick, what do you have for us? Um,

or sorry, for Julio. I was told to write a, uh, to write something. So I wrote a poem. Okay. Uh,

it's called Jubio. Oh. That's such a beautiful man. So that's such a beautiful poem name. Creation. Birthed in Mexico. Has not seen, nor will it, the terrific gust of sin splashed against the

back and sides of your soul. As we ride you through a veritable sea of stars. Oh, and those stars possessed with sparkling destination, dripping with condensation, a hot rain springs forth. Your visage is massaged alive

by the foam-soaked ocean. Oh, my God. Like Neptune before you, manhood doesn't begin to describe it. Lion-hearted bosom, we fear nothing guided by Hispanic indolent grace. You thief of hearts, shooter of gestations to the belly of the malcontent. Our love knows no boundary we won't cross to rescue your spirit from the mephitic dogs of tactics joy. The snickering, snarling, parochial gormic form gives ick to my quivering throat. you serve us

oh birthed one but let us serve you tear you free from ophish tendrils back into the fiery plains of ingenuity youth and cosmic importance that part youth

may your day be full of love you so richly deserve happy birthday jubio wow happy birthday buddy happy birthday jubio did you like your surprise or did you know

it was coming well I didn't know what's coming and if I knew I would have listened I would have heard the audio of that video so I was just the time so I will enjoy it

on my own time later it's pretty good we got some amazing shoutouts from some big names as well as a great song so I hope that you do get a chance to listen to that but hey if you don't

if you don't get a chance to save it for next year and it'll still work yeah it's still valid it's still it will last forever until data rot until data rot cleanses it from the hard

horse takes care of it there will be some artifacting Dude, all my shit has been data rotting this week. Really? Yeah, I was playing my Steam games and they all started turning green and falling off the screen. I literally, that's kind of cool. You say that interesting thing or no? When I was making the poster for the announcement at the end of the episode, you got data rotted.

I did get data where it was like I did the remove background thing on the image. And then there was a bunch of it like it like didn't, I couldn't like fix it. There was a weird thing where it's coming for everyone. The data rot virus is literally spreading across. across the United States and world, and it will be hitting Mexico soon. So preserve that video on an analog format, like cassette, video cassette. Download every episode. A flipbook version of that.

Jubio, by next week, can you make a flipbook version of that? Right back to work. Can we do a full flipbook of this episode? A flip book of it and then make a vinyl that you can play the sound of it. Sink it up. And can the flipbook have a flip-o-roma like Captain Underpants at some point on me doing this to Patrick? that's cool so you can take some of what you just saw here there's your flip arama yeah i feel like we do a lot of work for you actually

flip arama i used to fucking tear those pages off oh my god i would i would spend i would get you all make your own flip arama yes of course all the time yes but you remember putting it up to the window to trace you do that yeah so good wow just wow that was something amazing technology they had back then that i haven't seen in Dude, and unfortunately, modern technology is all but forsaken us. I try to read this event of this terrible virus that's corrupting our data. And so it doesn't can't get hurt by data rot. We did flipperama these days kids are flipping their mama.

Yeah, yeah. I am a little bit old fashioned where I'm like, I see like, oh, the shining came out on 4K, ultra HD. I'm like, now give me a shining fliporama. Yeah, right. Because let's be real, there's two things you need to know in that movie. The front of the fliporama is the hotel being normal as fuck. And then the inside page is Jack Neck. Nicholson going like

and you just flip that back and forth for about three hours and you get the movie you got the whole movie right there you don't need to watch all that extra

I don't need the detail Shelly Duval Flipperama kind of yeah really distills almost every it's like there's a beginning right there's an end exactly I read this book

I read this book recently I don't know if you know this one is called like Camasutra not the Kamasutra but if that had a fliperama that's what I'm thinking that's pretty good

why is it not because I I get confused. If I just get in a position, I just stay there. I'm like, this doesn't feel that good. If it had a flipperama, it would not, the pages would not work anymore. Because it would be stuck together. Right.

Wow. Notting in between. I'd be nutting in between the flipper arm. I'd flip to a whole new position because the pages would be stuck. Yeah, me and my wife tried to use the comma suture, but we just got too horny looking at it. Yeah, they'd be stuck all the page stuff together. I would just be like, yeah, let me go find some cool sex tips for us. Sorry, honey, I'm bored now.

I've actually never looked. Do they have strange things in the Kama Sutra that are not normal? Oh, yeah. Yeah. They have one called missionary. You know, let's be real. I would say it's, I think 90% of it is probably strange things. Yeah.

Something called like the snake where both of you like completely flat. Yeah. I don't think there's top 10 commasutra positions. I'm sure that's out there. I don't have the, I don't got it like that for this one. No. Yeah. What is even happening here?

What's the leverage there? Yeah. Hey, good luck, good luck writing my thumb. You have to have you. Good luck riding something as big as my thumb if it looked like that. They got the dirty dancing. Yeah, that's not happening for me either. The one's fancy.

That's a fancy one. Just like, yeah, good luck, bitch. This is not doing anything. I sit like that. It looks like this. Good luck, bitch. It's just four inches on a good day. Do you turn, oh, you want me to sit down funky?

That's what I mean. It's all like this, bro. That's called the helicopter. You spin the helicopter The helicopter Yeah what can you do I don't know I really can't move

I would spin Because if you have to walk with your arms The girl showed me that I'd be like Okay honey Good luck Yeah Good luck finding a man

Right Who can do that She would she would She would easily She would easily find one Because that's hard to do Some of these are pretty normal Oh and some of them are just pictures

Of humans doing it Yeah Oh yeah My uncle had a photographed one When my uncle lived with us Yeah My uncle had a photographed one computer look up pictures of humans doing it

I'm ready to jizz tonight did I have I talked about this on the show there was like my uncle lived with us he moved out and he had a photographed commasutra and my older brother like took it like when he like photographed like it was all people doing it yeah it was like all people doing it my brother took it and then like I got in trouble

at a family barbecue and then you were trying it out with your brother no no no I was being annoying I was being insanely like I was being so fucking annoying with my brother with our clothes on but I just remember I knew where he hit it

and I was like why am I getting in trouble when he has this I threw it out the window and it felt like nuclear option I didn't get in trouble after that

when it comes to having a young boy having sex with your brother that is where you get into trouble when you start to move into the comma sutra stuff it's like this is too deep of a connection yeah

yeah this is too intense Stick with the entry level. It's actually maybe more, it's more scientific and experimenting, really, if you think that's, well, no, it's sorry. That's the argument to my parents. Yeah.

You're connecting with your brother on too deep a level. If you are having some weird, don't look at a sexual relationship, that's one thing, but it's another thing to be like, hey, let's trust. Yeah, let's get this book. We need,

to add. I got this spice up this. Let's the library. Yeah, let's do the wheelbar.

I mean, that relationship should be spicy permanently. This is the one benefit of being in a incestuous relationship is it's

always spicy. This is called the Filipino no matter what you do. And it's going to do something crazy. That's a crazy idea that should have happened

in 2008. A Filipino lizard? No, no, no. What is saved the economy from crash in 2008? We'll have a

whole book on the Filipino lizard, but they should have done an illustrated version of the Urban Dictionary Kama Sutra To do with your brother? No, not to do with your brother

just in general. Oh, okay, yes. Oh, yeah. I mean, you can do it with your brother. It's like a lewin steamer, right? Drawn, yeah. I think that would be too, I don't think people, I think it's too nasty.

Yeah, I think that's true. I think it's not right. But people also buy our crumb drawings. Yeah, but that's nowhere near as nasty. It's nasty. You know what's nasty? His racism.

He draws black people With big lips Oh, yeah, he does I don't know Arcromb, you know, you recognize He's actually He's actually Pat's about to say

He's actually the goat After talking about his racism Yeah, he's actually the goat He is the goat I saw somebody But I just found out About his racism I had no idea

So you said to look at his drawings And then you'll be like Oh, I'm kidding I'm kidding Listen, artists are complicated That I agree with You got to let him Think about the guy

He's a complicated He's a complicated He's a guy That was probably the most normal guy. He's definitely talked about on the show before. He made that guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Natural.

He made everything. His whole thing was his whole thing was that he was obsessed with like He wanted to be like He wanted to have a relationship with a big foot style woman. Yeah, he loved Amazonians. He wanted a woman who was like a full foot and a half taller than him and he could climb like a squirrel.

And he got off on piggyback rides. Yeah. Nothing to read into there. We just, we did something crazy to his brain right now. He's looking at. This is not going to be good. He's looking at the Arkrum Perfect Woman drawings. This is his commissuechre moment, right?

He's like, he's like, the actual Bigfoot woman. He's looking at that right now. That's the one I was looking at. Yeah. You can tell why he got so quiet. She's good at drinking beer. It's just bookmarked on his phone. He just wants a buddy.

He wants like an awesome buddy who's huge. Yeah. Like wants an awesome friend. He wants to have sex with a buddy. Yes. This is like guys versions of. of Tom of Finland. Yeah.

Yeah. Because Tom of Finland's for girls. I said yes so readily. Like, yeah. Yes. Tom. Yeah. That's the problem.

Like, it's just some girl talking about the problem with dating in New York. It's like, none of these guys wear leather jackets. I think these guys have giant boners anymore. I think, I think that it's so magical that you can be good enough at like, like, obviously you can be good enough. at like movies or music that you can be like enshrined forever in history even if you're like

a crazy sex freak who makes it known but the fact that in the field of cartooning you can be like a permanent famous cartoonist that cartoons your cartoons can take you over the edge where you can just be like yeah and I also I like I'm racist and I love giant for women

we don't care man cartooning cartoons are awesome cartooning as a medium is so like perennial like outsider art. It's like they can just be like, yeah, I'm like an evil sex demon. And but look how good,

look how good the muscles are. I mean, you can't deny. You can't deny. They were good drawings. He's undeniable. He's undeniable. I want to be reborn as a pig with a sword for a dick

and I want to attack women, but check it out. Yeah. What's called? Garfield. He hates Mondays. Oh, just like me. I need to become a cartoonist.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a good way I think of it. It's like being a cartoonist, if you're a great cartoonist, you could be as evil as you want. Yeah. Like, and nobody's, everyone's going to be like, well, yeah, he draws. Like that's already, when I was a kid, I wanted to be a cartoonist. That was my number one.

That was my, I didn't want to be evil. You did. I wanted to be nice. I know for a fact you did. A nice tuner. I want to be a nice guy. You didn't want to, you wanted to be an evil guy. Oh, he wanted to be a nice guy.

I went from wanting to be a frog. to want it to be a T-Rex. To want it to be a cartoonist. Well, you should have stuck with T-Rex. To wanting to be a guy who goes on the TV. Watching it. Not going on it. Go on it.

I'm going on the TV. It goes on the TV. Okay, so this is another thing. I just saw the Thunderbolts, which I've made a promise a few months ago that I was going to see, I was going to give the MCU a fighting chance. Wow. I was going to see every single one of their movies in theaters. And thank you for that.

And I started with... Thank God you did that. But I have to come clean that I did fail my promise. I skipped to the Captain America one. I'll have to go back and watch it. But I did watch the Thunderbolts. What do you think?

To make good on my promise. I thought it was fine. I think that it's okay. But here's the thing. And I guess I can't cast too much aspersion because I was also there. I'm all out of asperion. The people that were there,

the guy to the left of me was every time, literally every 30 seconds, anything that happened on screen, he went, oh shit. And he'd be like, damn, she just, oh, shit, with nothing happening. And then the guy to the right of me literally built himself a nest out of newspapers and tinfoil. I was hearing a crinkler. I was like, what the fuck is that?

And I turned and looked. And it was like, it was like across the aisle to the right. And he literally just had a bag full of tinfoil and newspapers that he was covering his seat. That is so fucking sad. But the reason that I brought up the Thunderbolts is because of saying I went on the TV. in this movie somebody says something that's crazy that I haven't seen anybody mention yet I'd like to raise awareness

which is in this movie a character says someone's using their phone and someone says hey you're in your phone whoa isn't is it a Russian character no because they got Russians in there they got Russians it but it's a fully American character you're in your phone you're in your phone

well what happens is he's supposed to be watching the baby he's not he's looking at stuff on his phone you're in your phone you're in your phone he says I was watching the baby she says no you're in your phone You're in your phone. In your phone is a better way to describe being on it. But I've never heard this before, and I thought it was so bizarre.

No, it's not having seen anybody mention it. Hearing the full phrase made it click for me. Was it an accent thing? Yeah. No, she said you're in your phone. She said you're in your phone. Indisputable. Why are you to your phone?

Why are you to your phone? Yeah. Hey, you're to your phone. You're to your phone right now. But I thought that was interesting. That is interesting. A cultural shift, perhaps. Cultural shift that we don't know about.

In your phone soon. In your phone. In your phone. If you're in your phone, it makes sense. It does make sense. Some people are on. Some people are in. People get sucked into that phone.

Yeah. Same way. When I watch TV, I'm on to the TV. I went on the TV. I'm so in it that I'm on it. Did your parents ever tell you to get off the game? Yeah. You remember that video?

Get off of that. I was just talking to my mom on the phone the other day. And she asked me, she was like, straight up, when you were a kid and you were playing video games. and you said, and I asked you to do something and you said, I can't pause it right now, were you lying to me? And you said, yes? I said, no.

No, because I didn't lie about that. It was real. You never lied about that? No. I was always truthful about that. I would, you know, and then I was like, well, you know, I probably was, it probably wasn't a big deal if I just stopped playing the game. It was what it was for me was, I still lie about that.

It was indignance. It was like, it was like, you don't understand. There's no save point here. Yeah, that's like, it's online. I can't pause it. And realizing that I couldn't explain. that to, like, my mom would make me angry. She'd be like, she'd be like, we have to go to church.

I'd be like, I'm playing Final Fantasy 10. Right, yeah. I cannot stop this way now. If I turn it up, I'll lose almost five minutes of gameplay. I'd look her in the eye. I'd be like, woman, I cannot. You have to get away from it. You have to.

The house of God can wait. We're going to put scissors in your life. Titus needs me. Yeah. That happened with, what was it, Kingdom Hearts 2. It was a weird. There was this weird thing where we didn't have, or we had the memory card,

but then it wouldn't save. Exactly. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's why it was just a non-issue. Because, no, because I would be on my Game Boy, she'd be like,

turn the Game Boy off, and I'd be like, no, I'm in a battle. I can't right now. So that it's like, I need a, I need five more minutes. Like doing like an elite four

fight. Yeah, absolutely. You don't want to lose that progress. Exactly. Your mom sounds like a real, a real witch. She tried to kill me. She tried to kill me by taking

my mom was a gamer though, so I could easily explain it to her. What game did your mom? She played, she would play a lot of like Zelda. She would play a lot of, what was the other game? I think she played Harvest Moon a lot. What? Wow.

That's a weird. My parents are young. My dad played, my dad would play Mario Golf anymore. My mom had me when she was 26. My parents did not play any games, but my dad would always talk about remembering, like, the first video games and playing those. And it blew my fucking mind. Yeah. Specifically, it blew my mind not just that like being like, oh, like, you know, you're around.

for when video game started but more just like how could you play Mario on the NES and not just like keep going how would you how can you play that and then like not do it that is so funny

like I just did not I didn't understand my dad would play games with us and like he would like I remember him like staying up late after work to unlock characters for us yeah oh that's nice

it was awesome that's really good and when he had like he got older had like a nerve thing where it's like the thumb connected to the back or whatever And so he just kind of like, like this vaguely stopped or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This was stuck. And he was like, I can't. I have one hand. But like I think about like, but like still like the way he talks about it. It's not like I think he would have kept going though either. And I think that is such a generational thing where they're like, this is now for babies. Yeah. I'm done.

I got what. Yeah. Oh, this is an interesting little curiosity. Yeah, right. I guess it's also different if you're around for it to start existing. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

being so, like, ubiquitous as like a movie. Exactly. It's like you stop doing this but you grow out of this, which I mean, but I just remember being like, you know,

you get it. So play this with me. Yeah. Yeah, you know this is, you know, you played Mario. My dad played Halo.

You played Mario 20 years ago. My dad had his own kind of controller for Halo that had no buttons on the front and like 10 triggers. He was like, it just makes more sense to me. Yeah. And it was psyched. Kind of ahead of his time.

And he fucking sucked in. He was, terrible at it, but he played it. I tried to show my dad, Calla Duty. I tried to show Modern Warfare 2. And I was like, all right, well, what level should I start him out on? And I showed him no Russian.

That's good. Dads would probably like that. No explanation as to what it was. And he was like, wait, I'm like doing a mass shooting. And I was like, right. Well, no, this is, no, you're a spy right now. And I try to explain the whole thing to him. And he's like, I don't think I want you playing this anymore. No, dude.

I mean, how would you, how could you make that mistake? steak. Yeah, that's a crazy. How could you make them the one level you're not supposed to show your parents? That's like, because now they thought

that that was what video games were. You have to show your dad the level where he's just handing out applesauce. You have to show him nuke town and go and like shoot the legs off the mannequin. Yeah.

And be like, look how funny that is. Well, that was like, my parents were like, they both like loved Zelda a bunch. They like loved like super Nintendo games and like all this other shit. So strange.

You know what? It's like a weird sentence. A really weird, deep cut game. My mom was a strange one for your mom. Do you remember dark cloud? Yes, of course. Yeah, my mom was into Dark Cloud.

Her mom was into Dark Cloud. Yeah. It's like a JRP. Yeah. That's really weird. Yeah. That's also like a Dark Cloud 2 is better. And Darn never got into,

she hated Dark Cloud because she didn't get, like she was like, it's not hard. It's pretty good. Evil Mickey or whatever. Epic Mickey. Epic Mickey. That was my dad had been just.

That's the Warren Speckery game. That is playing Epic Mickey and Brutel. That's the only thing He's playing, what's that game? Was that other We sword game, read something? Oh, oh, I know which one you're dead. Wet?

No, no, no, no. It was like a first person. Wet was this game that was like, it was a direct rip off of Kill Bill. It was back when games ripped off movies all the time. You're talking about the Japanese game that was like the guy with the sword?

Yeah, I know which one you're talking about. It's like a lightsaber game. No, no, no, no. It looks like a lightsaber. That's no more heroes. No more heroes, okay. That's different. That's two to 51.

one that this one's like one where it's like you're like first person with a sword and it was like a big title on the Wii it was like look what you could it felt terrible to play yeah like this is not uh-huh this is not how I thought I was how I thought I would be dope with a sword yeah this was making me realize exactly how I would be with a sword yeah I wasn't very red guy yeah all right I got a bounce I got to watch it basketball game yes true I'm so the announcement that I mentioned earlier oh yeah we do have an announcement In June 6.14 and 615, we will be in the heartbeat of the USA. Pittsburgh and Cleveland.

Pittsburgh and Cleveland, guys. Very excited to two new cities for us. Not for me. I've been to Pittsburgh. We're going to bring the steel plants back. Yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck you.

We're bringing Lubbara back. You can get tickets for those at swagpoop.com slash shows. We'll post the everywhere on our socials. Mahals in Cleveland on the 14th of June and then Bottle Rocket Social Club on the 15th. A great club. I've been there before. And guys, I've just finished watching the pit.

And so we're going to go on a tour of the emergency room in Pittsburgh. That's a good idea. We really like the show. We're going to do the pit live. The three of us, we should do the, it's not a bad idea, to be honest. We should create a pit live. That's pretty good. It's a good one to do.

All right. Also, check out Sullivan, Norah? Yes, please. It's free on the Patreon. You can subscribe as a free guy to page. Free guy. Free guy.

To Patreon. And there's a three-hour D&D campaign we put up for free with our boy patches. And if you like it, there's a bunch of D&D stuff on the $10 tier. And if you don't know where to start, there's all types of, they're in collections. They're in a collection. You can give. And I would recommend just starting with the earliest one.

If you had to give a recommendation for a collection for people who just get a say, it depends. Which has the best characters. I mean, like, I think starting with the first, with the Uncle's Falcon, the first... Wait a minute. Say which one of us, each of our favorite D&D characters we've ever done.

Oh, each of your favorites? Or no, each of your favorite of the ones that we've done. Okay. Um, hmm. Great Kabooby right now is really like kind of destroying me. Great Kabooby is the best character of everyone. I think so. I think this one is what's his name?

Chuggie, Chuggie. Yeah. Chuggie was awesome. Oh, man. You have the best and the worst. You literally do, yes. What was wrong with Chuggie other than his voice? I liked Chuggie, but nobody else likes Chuggie.

Conceptually, it was a cool idea. I have to think about, like, for you two. A human submarine? Okay, we just didn't do any memorable. We make no impression. We make zero impression. You're the parrot you did in Hamward Bound. Pleasant parrot.

Pleasant parrot was awesome. So this is the type of thing you can see if you're my favorite character of yours. Ooh. Oh, who were you in, in the Halloween one? Oh, the living shit. There was,

I don't remember any of them. I think you were the Amish kid on Rumspringer. I remember liking that. Oh, yeah. That was good. Yeah, I mean, I also like, well, then who's their worst?

You said, my worst. Oh, their worst? They've never really done a worst. Oh, yeah. Okay. But, yeah. But your highs are higher. High, highs, low, lows.

Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle. Yeah, we got some middle middles. We got some middle middles. I'll take that. I'll take it. Start with the Uncle's Falcon. The first Trebushay village is good to. And people on our Discord, I'm sure, are also always willing to help and do our work for us in terms of telling you what to.

We had a Wikia and it keeps getting shut down. Yeah. Shut down. Yeah. Well, that's because of the things I'm putting on there, man. I'm proud. Personal pictures, selfies in the mirror. Personal picks, man.

Camera editing your own. Wait, we should remake another. Gunn City Wikia where we put our own personal pages on their I'm proudest of Playtime

continue I think actually the best one the actual best one is the Indiana Jones one the Pep Temple Oh that one is great that's actually

maybe the best one I'm proudest of Playtime continue fun even though you guys ruined it yeah well we won't

I want to spoil it but there's a whole there's a huge range of them there's a lot so check them out it's a sleeper hit the best holiday episode is maybe the one

with Kai oh yeah that one was crazy that was crazy that was is so good is so good but also a

sleeper hit was ST the ET one Oh yeah That's my favorite poster I've ever designed Yes

Oh that poster is really Yeah The lepricon one Yeah we've done so many great ones We've done so much good D&D And I feel like

So few people Even give a fuck Well Story of my life We should beat the fuck Out of anyone who doesn't care This week

When we have another one For the conclusion of the second week Of the five weeks Five weeks of friendship Good night Everybody Good night.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Happy birthday, Jubio. You know what you should have done is worn this shirt. You should remake this shirt that you're currently wearing and put your phone number on it. Yeah. That's disgusting. How's that disgusting?

I'm helping you with marketing. I'm doing so rude. I appreciate it. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. But as it says,

Tell a sex. Get off over the phone. Call your sexy ladies. Do you think they would ever call me sexy or a lady? Let's be honest. Who's they here? Yeah. Well, these three would definitely...

Well, then, I'm not saying the exact shirt. I'm saying make your own. So now I have to make a... So my shirt that I'm wearing is a good enough for you. You're getting it work to do. All right, I'm thinking that I'm... You're the one putting out your phone number. Let me make you more comfortable.

I'm trying to help. You're going to take the shirt off now? Don't take your shirt off. Wait, you don't have your microphone. First of all, so no one can hear you. No one can hear you. Sorry, I just wanted a break for a second. I just thought, no, that's okay.

Okay, I was trying to make you more comfortable. Tell me about Jock. Yeah, tell me. Tell me about jail. Oh, yeah, jail. We're in the middle of the jail story. The remotes. The remotes.

You got all the remote. Do you get a special tattoo for getting all the remotes in jail? He got a special achievement. Yeah. The shoot goes down. So, oh my God. Okay. So, jail, I've arrived.