Podcast About List - Ep. 342 - Caleb Genius

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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that was a great what was a great crap you scared me so bad i wasn't looking and i thought your clap eliminated the microphone i thought you fucking hulked and destroyed the microphone that was crazy but now i'm not going to that was a great clap i'm going to not speak for a minute yeah Cameron has to do something for a minute i'm eating a sandwich that was purchased for me very finally the standards have been lowered for podcasting and i'll tell you why mark marron after 16 years i'm doing a moment of silence has made the decision to end let's do a silence let's do a moment of silence for wTF right right now right go go yeah yeah so lock the gates You know?

We should watch Almost Famous tonight. Yeah. You know who's in that that I just realized. Mark Marin. Mark Marlon Brando. Mark Merin and Mark Kozlick. Really? Yeah.

Sun Kilmoon. Whoa. He plays the bass player. I don't know what he looks like. He looks like. He plays the damn bass player in Sun Kilmoon. No. I thought it was a front man.

He plays everything in that. He looks like, you are on fire, dude. You're coming out with some insane energy off of this sandwich, dude. Yeah, he looks like Frankenstein. Good. Kind of. He kind of looks like a before of Frankenstein. I thought you just were saying that about me.

I hear he acted like Frankenstein or something. Yeah. Yeah, and he got in trouble for it. Yeah, he got in trouble for acting like Frankenstein. Yeah. He did something. I don't know the details of that one, but. He basically did everything Louis did.

A reanimated corpse. Well, I know the details of Frankenstein. Zing? Well, not really, actually. God damn, Zinger. Well, the book and the, uh, don't say that. The book and the movie are actually quite different. Zinger?

I can't say Zinga. Which movie, though? Yes, there's many movies. I Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Frankentine, Untold. I frankenstein, I've told you this, but for a long time I made up the last one. I frankestine was the only thing in my stepdad's, uh, movie library. Aaron Eckhart. Aaron Eckhart.

He dropped off the face of the planet. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. He must have, like, felt happy with what he did. Yeah. Yeah. Either that or he killed himself. Either that or maybe he looks like he could be sneaky Christian. Aaron Eckhart?

Yeah, he looks like. I'm getting LDS from him. Sneaky Christian Slater. We get an LDS is a good, what's the, LDS is a good guess. Yeah. So we couldn't think a guess. Or reformed mathematician. He could be a reformed mathematician.

Okay. Like I said, Orthodox. Yeah. He used to be a mathematician. they sent him. They sent him to you know, I watched

children of men the other day and never seen it. Really? Is that Alfonso Coron? Yeah. Shout out Prisoner of Ascomband, bro. Yeah, now that's a movie.

That's one of Neal's favorite movies. I've seen him watch it five times and I've sat down every time. So you've watched it. Five times. That's the movie with the car going. Yeah, yeah, the one shot.

The car could go on the street. What the fuck up? In this incredible shot, Alfonso Coron discovered a way to use combustion and gasoline. to move a metal contraption. It really is a miracle

of filmmaking. Also, what's so impressive about... And he captured it all on a nitrate emulsion that he invented. rendered it visible to people for thousands of years

to come. That's the real miracle. It is a miracle. I would say that a long shot is not as impressive to me as a really cool instant short one.

Yeah. An instant shot or maybe like a slow-mo. Just some slow-mo. Like in Fight Club. Fight Club. Yeah. Goated instant shot.

That is an amazing instant shot. The long shot's like, okay, you're good at pressing start, but you can't press stop. I lost the button. You lost the button, exactly. Look for your damn button. If you could do... Look for that damn button. If you could be an amazing director who just gets like a trillion shots in your movie,

that would be really impressive, I think. That's how movie started. It used to be stop motion where it was just one shot at a time. Yeah. Wow. And directors have gotten lazy and said, instead of doing one shot for every, you know, time that the arm moves, we're just going to do a shot that takes the whole action

into account. That was a bad decision. Birdman's fault. Birdman, it was such a bullshit movie. I didn't see that. First of all, what the hell does it mean? Yeah. He's just a man. It's about the absurdity of life. I thought it was going to be about a superhero. Turns out it was about being a father or some fucking shit. It's a little bit like a

superhero. Yeah. What about that? Dads are our best superheroes. I thought it was about a guy as an actor on the stage. Yeah. So, actor. He played a superhero in a movie before. He played Birdman. in the world that was filled with jellyfish. That's the beginning of the movie

is a meteorite hitting the world full of jellyfish. And listen, what I'm saying right now is seeming maybe like I'm trying to confuse you. That's the beginning of the movie. Patrick can confirm. It starts with a meteorite hitting a planet of jellyfish. And when I saw that, I thought this is going to be the best movie ever.

Then it turns into bullshit about playing the drums. Well, there's one scene where the guy plays the drone. Someone plays the drums in the background, and I was like, what is this, whiplash? Yeah. I was like, you're not supposed to show the guy playing the music. It's like putting a boom in the damn shot. Get the drum player out.

I want to bump. You were like, what's that? Whiplash? I do also want to say, I'm sorry for eating a sandwich at the beginning of this. Because I know someone who's going to be upset about that. I know probably a bunch of people who will be upset about that, but guys were on a time crunch. We are keeping it fucking rolling today. We spent a lot of time figuring out some travel plans.

We had a really incredible travel plan that fell through. I kind of wish that it happened. Oh, my God. So we are going... What's wrong with us? We are going to Cleveland on next Saturday and then Pittsburgh on Sunday. The numbers will be at the bottom. It's cheaper to go to Pittsburgh than it is to Cleveland.

By a lot. By a good amount. So we had a genius idea that we could maybe save money by flying into Pittsburgh and then taking the bus to Cleveland. And then going back to Pittsburgh the next day. honestly it's still it's still sounding really good we should have done it it would have been cheaper it was an

$800 flight we would have been able to get accustomed to Pittsburgh a little bit and then we had an even better idea to do it a train a sleeper train a sleeper train and we say sleep by sleeper we mean coach seats

a coach seat it was cheap sleeping in coach it was cheap but how how is it possible how is it possible that the sleeper cabins are like $2,000 for a fucking... Yeah, I guess it's a whole room. And is it per person, I think?

It's crap. No, I guess the room must have multiple things. Is there a way to see? Because there's like... Well, that must be... This coach seat is 60 bucks. The private room is 2,000. So you must be able to fit, you know...

You can enter a raffle on the Amtrak thing. Like, you can like... We should have just been... We're lucky guys. Yeah. There's a lottery for private rooms. I tried to do that. I tried to do that.

I tried to do that Christmas of 2021. I tried to... I knew that there was, there was a train that was leaving it. two in the morning. I was going to get to Boston at six. Okay. And, uh, I knew that there was no one on it because it was like, no one, yeah, no one's taking a two a.m. train. You did the raffle? And I did the raffle. And I was like, well, I don't know if I won because I had to cancel it because I got COVID-19 Omicron variant. The Omicron was bad. Yeah, that one was one of the most

dangerous variants. The Omicron was really dangerous. They don't even care about giving us variants anymore. No, I have not got it in a long time. I get it almost every month. I think I get it to is well, almost every month. I think I'm free. I think it made my brain less good. You think so? Yeah. See, you're fine.

That was a good reaction time? That was perfect. That was textbook reaction time. Okay, thank God. And you did the exact right reaction to it. Yeah, it was a good level. Yeah, like, just every kind of thing. See, that would have been bad.

Yeah. Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, that would have been really wrong. That would have been a good reaction if he said, say, ah. But then the intensity would have been too high. Yeah, even then. The dentist says say, ah, and you go, ah! Yeah, that doesn't.

That's a high intensity. You know what I've been doing? That's caused by long COVID. No, this has nothing to do with it. Never mind. It has nothing to do with the dentist. Well, let's go back to WTF with Mark Maren. And then we'll go back to the dentist after that.

And then I'll say my thing independently. Let's do a double circle. Okay. So WTF with Mark and Marin, the sad thing is, guys, we have until fall. Fall. Yeah. To be guests, each of us individually. Can I say a little thing about it?

looks like they finally locked the gates yeah wow what the fuck I have an in oh that's wait that's sorry that's what I actually should have said at the beginning hey WTF you're sorry wait so mark hey what the fuck no mark marran hey what the fucking ears what the well now you're just doing what the fuckies hey mark marron is ending the his show WTF after 16 years in a way mark merit is ending his life after 16 years what the That could have been a headline back in the day, back in like 1925 or whatever the fuck he was growing up. But he stuck to it and he gave us one of the most incredible podcasts that has ever graced YouTube. 100 years of podcasts.

When Robin Williams passed away, I walked alone on the beach by myself and I listened to that episode and I shed tears. If Robin Williams had stayed alive, he would have made the most incredible movies for 60 more years. Absolutely. He would have lived to be 180. He would have made, he would have lived. He was already 120. He would have lived to make some of the most racist stand-up comedy ever put to the screen. Dude, he did this one bit where he pantomimed eating pussy like this.

It's really good. I have an end with Marin though. If my dad still has his number. Oh, yeah. Your dad worked at a restaurant with Mark Marin in the 80s. See, if I was Mark Maren, that's the kind of person I would start having on the show. After you have Obama, start having shit like that. Yeah, this is a guy that I knew barely.

Honestly, to me, Obama is at the same level as someone like your dad, because I just don't believe in the pap, like having power over each other. And my dad has a lot of power over my house. So almost your dad is almost more powerful. I believe more kind of in the household than I do in the house. It's very Japanese. Yeah. I am very Japanese.

knees. It's very fucking cool. Yeah. Well, anyway, I just wanted to get that out because that has been on my chest for years. Yeah. Thank you for saying that finally. Thank you for letting me. Thank you for finally saying that you believe in the power of the house more than the White House. And I, you know, I run a tight ship. I've heard that. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of stuff happens on your, like, what happens? Nothing. Nothing. Not on my watch. You sleep on the floor on one of those mats. I sleep on the ceiling. Yeah. Because I need to see everything. I trap. Eyes wide open. You got like a cat type vibe going. I fully

have I have bungee cords that go from every corner of the walls. That's why they like to get up there. That's what I learned. Cats like to have everything. Cats like to be surveillance cameras. They are very skittish creatures, aren't they? They are. These tricky creatures. These tricky creatures. What are

the surprises to have? I almost wonder if goblins were based on them. Probably. Goblins were based on cats. Almost. Or I wonder. Almost. Anyway, back to dentists. We did at WTF. Yeah. Anything for dentists? Well, you get a...

Anything, do I have anything to say about dentists? Well, yeah, just checking in. I haven't been to the dentist in over 10 years. Yeah, me neither as well. Actually, literally... And you've gone enough for the fucking three of them. Yeah. You between you and Julio, you guys are addicted to the dentist.

I hate the dentist. Well, you don't act like it, man. Yeah. You can go every week. I wish I was going there. I wish when I went there, it was a good reason. I wish there was a, I wish that the dentist is like... I got plenty of good reasons.

I'm sitting I go there admit it you having sex with your dentist I wish okay name your dentist he fine

Dr. Robert T. Christ that really is his name that was my that's the last like dentist I went to in like high school

the last one I saw regularly Christ yeah what I told you about this guy he left the sucker in my mouth

he left he fucking sold someone his wife's you know the sucker that he left that in my mouth

and then he sold his wife's a cassette that tape of his wife's organ music to somebody and that thing was in my mouth for 30 minutes. I've talked about this. Oh, yeah. And you never,

do you just not react to stimuli? It's not that. It's not that he was going to come back. And if I took it out, he would be, I would get in trouble. Yeah, in trouble with the doctor. Yeah, I don't want to be in trouble with the doctor.

I watched all of the pit. Yeah. Great, right? I watched all of the pit. I, dude, it made me, can we, I was saying this before, I really want to go visit, I really want to go visit the ER from the pit when we go there.

Let's go. Just go in and walk back there and say, so where is Dr. Where is Melissa? I don't know anything about the kid. You got to watch this show. No, he's in. Patches is in here.

He's locked in. Yeah. Patches, we started late. We're sorry. Yeah, we started hella late. Yeah. Is that okay?

You've got nowhere to be. Okay. Okay, you can hang out if you want. We're talking about WTF, man. Yeah. Well, no, we moved on. We moved on. We moved on the WTO.

We're talking about the pit. The pit. We moved to Dennis and then we got to the pit. Dude, what did you think, man? I thought that it was just about as far as fun It's fun Okay the first It made me cry

First parts of the time The first I did not care until like episode eight I'm gonna be honest Really It was just on I was doing like work on my computer I was not really paying attention But once they got into the last five episodes

Dude those are fucking crazy This is awesome It's really really good And you see it coming the whole time too Yeah But still you're like No you know from the first That's awesome

their second episode. I knew it was coming. I felt so smart. No, it's HBO. It's Max. It's Max, which has become HBO Max. Sorry. It's, dude, I can't wait for season two, which is going to be set over Fourth of July weekend. Is that true? You know that? They said, they know for it. They said for a fact, it's going to be

set over Fourth of July weekend. So here's my theory. Fireworks. Are they going to follow the other doctor? Who's that? My wife thinks that it's going to be the night shift. Oh, no, it can't be. No, it's got to be, it's going to be, here's what it's going to be. I think. I think it's going to be months later or whatever and we see all the relationships and all the things advance

and there's probably some new people. Or even like a year later or something. I feel like that's the cool. I hope there's new people. It's a hospital show. They're going to have new patients. The patients. We won't have the same patients. Yeah. I'm sure they'll have a couple of the same ones just as like nostalgia debate. Yeah. Exactly. Just to keep it going. Yeah. They'll come in and say, my ball's hurt again. Yeah. I remember there's a guy. Oh, here's my beef with the show. I have one before the show. There is a guy who's bullshit. There are two prosthetic penises in this show. Both they, you would think that. Except they're very obviously prosthetic, where I think they do a really good job with a lot of the special effects. The penises are very prosthetic looking and also identical. I looked exactly. My wife said the same shit. She was like, why did you notice? I brought this up to it. It is. It's a good question. I don't think they show them for very long at all. They show them for maybe less. How many episodes apart are they, man? Six episodes apart.

How do you know they're identical? I just know. Episodes are an hour long, man. Even if you're watching them back to back to back. That's six hours, bro. It's so obvious and it's a fake penis. You're sitting there on the laptop working and then you look up once, look up again. It's like, that's the same penis from the other episode.

That's kind of what happened. That's kind of what happened. They use the same penis and it kind of made me mad. Dude, this is like, it's not for, that's not for you. You know what I mean? This is the type of thing where it's like... What do you mean? It's like, it's like they can't make the Star Wars movies with guys like him in mind, okay?

They can't do. They're not going to cater to you, okay? This is for the masses. Wow. You've seen the last Jedi? They did. They made it for guys like me in mind and it sucked. Exactly, man.

That's why I don't like it. My ideal 12-hour drama about working at a men-only spa, you're saying that wouldn't be good. That will be really good. You'd be picking out too many inconsistencies about the penises. But that's what I'm just saying, dude. It's TV. Yeah, you're right. They're not going to cater to you.

But they do, they'll do a beating heart or a fucking vagina that's giving birth to a baby. And I bet a heart expert or a vagina expert would say those are all the same as well. Yeah. You're right. You're right. Because you don't know the first thing about either of them. No. You don't care about the heart.

It's no. The heart looks like this to me. None of this. And the vagina never seen. It's all. It's way funnier. He looked at the screen and was like, that's the same vagina. That's the same one. The same one they put in episode two.

Dude, I wish that we all had watched it so we could speak on the spoilers. I can't even speak. You need to watch this, right. Because there's some things I need to talk about it. And this is such a girlfriend show. It's a good show to watch. That's not the type of stuff that she likes. You don't know the first thing about it.

women yeah all girls like this type of this is a show that all girls like what did she fucking what did we just watch we just watched fallout didn't you didn't that yeah but she didn't see it oh okay she watches like one shout out yeah shout out yeah shout out pemberton we're i don't know if we even said it before on the show we are huge Pemberton fans yeah open invite and i was hoping to get him forever to get thatiest what other roles jump street jump street jump street fool yeah dude if we could get if we could get Pemberton and Dax. Dax and Pembert in the same room.

The 21 crew. The reunion. The Junction. With just those two. It was 21 jumps to reunion and there's silhouettes of two guys. Yeah. We say we're having the ones. And we use the transform tool to make them look like Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.

And then it's, it's Dax and Pemberton. Dude, that would actually be fucking cold. I don't want to chill. Both of them fucking guys. Yeah. I don't know. I told you guys this. I had a dream.

Dex Flame was in my dream. He was in town. He had an art gallery. Yeah, I wanted to go. Me too. I would watch all his videos nowadays because of how much I like him. Yeah. And he was in my dream where in my dream I met him and he was completely different

than his persona. And he had a different, completely different voice. There was like a different pitch. He had like a higher pitch voice. He stuck at like 645 a. And he was really, really mean. And we got into fistfire. That would break my heart.

See, two of my heroes, duke it out. I know. I would not do a single punch. I wouldn't be able to take a side. I don't know who I would want to win. I know who I'd bet on, though. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude. Sid from Toy Story right here. That's right. Because I've got weapons. You got weapons. I got fucking weapons. Kuhnai. Someone's pointing in the window.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I think it was somebody who probably knew who he is due to their way they waived. Oh. Knew who he is? Patches. I think Patches left a while ago. Oh. I think it was this a person.

Well, normally people look in and they laugh and point. This person waved in a way that I thought. Yeah. I don't know who they are, but I said no. Could have been a family member of yours that was trying to reconnect with you. That's true. Very likely. Very likely.

They've been trying to get to me. I've been blocking it. Blocking it all out. I mean, it's tough. It's tough. We should start doing podcast tours. Yeah, that's a good idea. We should do a show in Cleveland, Pittsburgh.

And do a tour there. Sorry, no, I mean, have people come to do a studio tour of this studio. Yeah, we still got to turn into a haunted house, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we really do need to do that. That's really a good idea. I'm really liking the haunted house idea. I really think we should do it.

Guys, have you heard about the recent violence? No. So this is something that I've been kind of tapped into, and I've been telling my wife about a lot, and I want to share with you guys. Yeah, I mean, I've heard of some recent violence, but I'm guessing it's not where you're going to bring out. You need to watch out. Okay. So in New York City, I'm sure you guys are familiar.

there are two gangs. They've been at war for almost centuries. The positives and the negatives. Wow. The positives with a positive outlook and the negatives are more kind of pessimistic.

And they have been fighting, but the violence has reached ahead recently. And the positives have been coming down at the negatives with a huge, in a huge way. And I just like telling you guys you should be careful

when you go out because just literally two nights ago, I'm not kidding. Six positives, they grabbed a negative and dragged him into an alley and beat the shit out of him. They left him bleeding.

Then they took his wallet. They took his keys. They took his phone. They took everything. They found his address on his ID. They went to his house and they killed his infant son. The positive outlook people did this? The positives were. Also, I don't know if you guys saw this, but a week ago, the positives killed 100 negatives. Oh my God. With a machine gun. I'm terrified right now. I feel like I would have seen that on the news or something. I'm really scared. This is like kind of like, it's like underground gang stuff. Underground news? What do you mean?

Well, they're not going to report on the gangs in that way because it's just, it's secret. Jesus. They're not going to say, oh, the bloods have plans today to go to have a picnic. No, they're not going to do that. You're not going to say that unless you're tapping on like him. That's an absurd. Oh, gang members killed 100 people today in a warehouse. They're not going to say that.

That sounds like that's a news. The first one didn't sound like no. No, the news is like Donald Trump has signed a new envelope today. Oh, snap. He's sending it to the North Pole. That's what it is now. But seriously, this shit's a rag. When you walk around, just watch out if you're smiling or frowning.

Okay. I'm going to keep your head on a swim. I know you probably don't want to admit to being in a gang. But which one do you feel like you have the most... Dude, where do your sympathy's lie? I can't say. With the killers, the killing positives. Dude, it's tough because my wife is a negative.

Dude. So basically I told her that I... Romeo, Julia. Yeah, if she ever does anything, I don't like her, I have to watch the dishes. Hatfields and McCoys. Then I'm leaking the Beher location. What is the Hatfields and the McCoys? I think the McCoys were, the boys made right.

Didn't they were there? Were there come to the families that made guns? That's ancient, man. That's not ancient. That's not ancient. As time goes on, it grows more ancient. The 1880s, the Wild West. But the Hattsfields and the McCoys, they live near each other.

Yes. They didn't like each other. No, they were they considered a blood feud? It was considered a blood feud. I don't know. Well, it was considered a blood feud. Yeah. So this is like, this is GDs versus GDKs.

You guys ever watch that one Buster Keaton movie about that? The GDs and the GDKs? Yeah. I haven't seen that. Yeah. No, he's making a new one about the bloods and the crypts. Really? Him doing this.

I think I'm going to go shoot up again. I hate that I have to get sexed into the Chris today. try to sex submit he jumps through a lady's like dude why has nobody done they back in the they need to be doing kind of like YouTube poop style things where they change the title cards on the silent

movie I think they've done that things yeah I'm farting right now they do a movie where Buster Keaton finds a time machine and he gets transported onto that would be cool Lamron in Chicago and he gets brought in to be a gangster disciple that'd be cool he would be one of the

ultimate have they ever done a deadliest warrior with Buster Keaton versus like the samurai or something. I don't think so. I think he would win. Well, that's what I always say about fucking UFC is that the whole thing's bullshit once Jackie Chan walks in. Yeah, well, you just have to power scale it for...

Yeah, who do you think guys in that movie are so powerful? Who do you think is winning? Floyd Mayweather or Buster Keaton? It's Buster Keaton. I mean, Buster Keaton is making it more than halfway up the Mortal Kombat Tower. It's not even about the he, I mean, it's not even about him beating you up. He just will survive.

Yeah, you can't die. He can dodge. And he can go through the wall. Or is that Chaplin? Chaplin. Barely know the difference. Top five dead or alive. Chaplin, Harry Lloyd.

Buster Keaton was hanging off a clock. That's fucking Mr. Lloyd, bro. Come on. Harold Lloyd. That's Harold Lloyd. Not in the way that I'm thinking. Safety last, man. That's a good movie.

I'm thinking of a different thing, actually. Dude. Do you include the Stooges and the Marks brothers in the, in the, The chaplain and the Keaton conversation? Well, it depends because those are talkies. Yeah, so that's the dividing line. What other, were Laurel and Hardy? Laurel and Hardy were talkies, I believe.

The Marx brothers were silence before they were to- now I'm doubting my, no, they were they were Tockeys because they were sons of the desert. You watched that one? 1930s, right? And then there's Mr. Abbott and Costello. These are Tockeys as well. And they invented fat and thin.

Yeah. They invented fat and thin. That was a big invention. They basically invented Big J and Silent Bob. Big J is a different guy. Not Big J. Big J. O'Kerson.

He's separate. I wish you would be silent. Yeah. Maybe shut up. And also, you don't need the gloves, brother. You don't need the hair died either. You're not doing anything with the gloves.

I love that he looks like that, actually. I think he's so funny that it looks like that. It's so sick. It's really cool to be doing that. To be doing that is like, What is he like 40-something? I don't know. He dies part of his hair, like rogue from the X-Men.

He's just, he's loyal to the soil in a way that I think a lot of people. Yeah, honestly, I mean, you can make fun of them for it all you want. He's still going to do it. That's so awesome. He's like Jay Cole of Philadelphia. God damn. I want to look like that exactly. I think you could get there for sure.

I'm on my way to look in like Big J. You just got to make a few style changes. At what point do you think? Just the shorts, I think. I think I could... If you put on a bunch of weight in your late 20s, early 30s, and then people start calling you big

whatever your name is, is... Should I start going by that? No, man, you're not big. I don't know. I'm getting there. You're not big, bro. You're not getting there.

You look great. I could go by big pee, though. I'm trying to get the name Big P. You did get the name Cheeseburger P. Which was not related to Biggness at all. I like Cheeseburger P. It does sound, it does sound kind of like it.

Where did cheeseburger pee come in? I don't even remember. I remember when it came in a cheeseburger one time. Yeah, I think you said you wanted a cheeseburger. That's, I think that's the whole thing. What else is there? There's a nasty pee, but that's my persona. Nasty pee has a secret identity.

Picky Pee. Picky Pee was there for a minute. Yeah, those badass. I honestly didn't even, I only just remembered Picky P. Then I didn't even remember it had to do a toothpicks. C note. Oh, yeah, C note. Oh, that's me?

Yeah. And what's my nickname, guys? The red pig. Yeah, the red pig was a good one. The flat paper. Flat paper boy. Flat paper boy. Yeah.

Rubber. Rubber. The level. Can we call you rubber? Rubber boy. This really. Bag boy. Hey, yo, rub.

How come he gets seen? Yo, it's rubber. I get the red pig. Phone boy. Rubber boy and phone boy. Rubbers really. Rubber is really good. I don't think that's good.

I think that's good. No, dude, rubber because you're the only guy who has a car, so you burn rubber. Yeah. So call me car. You rubber. Speedophile because he's got a car. Yeah. It doesn't sound right.

Speed of file. Wheels. Wheels. Hot wheels. Hot wheels. That's cool. Yeah. It's cool.

Wheelchair. Cheeseburger P is cool. C. CBP is cool. Yeah, it's cheeseburger P. It's not C. Cheeseburger P. Don't try to get out of it by.

I like Cheeseburger P. But sometimes you got. got to shorten it. In what situation do you need that extra... So, cheeseburger. Cheeseburger P for here... What is it? Here to known or...

Here to know. Something like that. What's the word? Henceforth known... You will be... Henceforth referred to as CBP. In this deposition, you'll be referred to as... There's like a word for that.

You know what I'm talking about? When... Is it henceforth... When something... When something... When something... When something starts to become named to that. When they say...

When they say... which will be referred to. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. There's some Latin word. You took Latin. What is it?

Legalesium. Legalese it. What is legalese? That's just crap. Legalees is like legal jargon. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

So there probably is something that you're referring to. There is. I know what you are talking about, but I don't know what the word is. I know when you open, when you go, it's like when you open iTunes terms of service and it goes like, iTunes, Apple Music, blah, blah, blah, which will be referred to as the app. Yeah. And there's something like that.

Is it visa, no, it's not vis-a-v. What's vis-a-vis. V. V. V is as through the way of, by way of. Let's just go through. What else do you want to know? What else do you want to know? Oh, me? Of words, yeah.

Of just of words that you want to try out. I've been thinking about tutelage. Okay, cool. That's like under the teacher ship. Yeah. Tudelage is good. I already know that. Tuttleage is good, though.

fuck what other i i have this a lot but i don't nothing's coming to mind but a lot of the times i will yeah remember a word yeah yeah yeah and then you use it about three times and then maybe fourth you get it right yeah yeah hello hello hello back hello was good hello i like hello hello hello

that one i'm rocking with guys we have to whisper i'm just gonna hear the podcast before he's gonna go with him's gonna sneak preview I don't know what to do. Hey, patches. Oh, shit. Whoa. Oh, my God.

Bring those in here. Man, fuck that beer. I can't even have that, to be honest. Yeah, I don't want. I'm just in a, just a whole just situation. We're in a situation? Where you can't have beer? Yeah, I'm in a big situation with the law where I can't have beer right now.

Me and Cam. Or at least I can't have beer that comes out of blue boxes. Me and Cam made a crab's brain. rain the other night. Really? Yeah. Oh yeah. You guys went out to dinner

without me again? Again. The first time I've ever gone out to dinner Fogo to Chow. Ring any bells? Fogna, Chow. You guys went without me.

Oh yeah. Are you crazy? The fuck is what I'm like the first time that camera's ever gone to dinner. I never go to dinner with anyone. Oh wait. You went without me and him

to Fogo to Chow one time. It was Julio, you, Rex, and Brian. That sounds about right. Or were you there. There was a time where everyone went to Fogo without me. Did we go one, two, and Julio?

One time, or no? We went you, me, and Julio, I think. Okay. But that equalized out because you went to Fogo without. And I know that you went to dinner with this same group without me before because they mentioned it. That's true. That's true. So we did go to the, what was that? The Korean steakhouse.

And let's end. Go ahead and say another time that he went out to dinner without me. Help me. He's, I've had eaten dinner with him before and you weren't even there. Yeah. So it's actually the scales are tilting just dried, dread. But you don't like food at all. Yeah.

That was the assumption. Actually, once it was in front of him, he liked it. Wow. And he did have a crab's brain. How was that? I don't even remember which one was the crab's brain. Yeah. But I wish I didn't tell me.

It's hard to keep track of all the foods. It's hard to tell what like is any part of like a shell, like a crustace. Yeah, it's all basically the same. It's either the meat or the egg. Yeah. If you open up, because when I was at home, I made like these lobsters. and I did like the like the bake stuff like the way that my dad used to make it and I had to like gut the lobsters and I didn't know that the top part like I didn't know that that was all like the head like the head and stuff like I didn't know that like what's that green mush tamale the tamale yeah I didn't know that that was all like it's like their gallbladder or something yeah I didn't know that that's what their organ is like a goo yeah well that's cool but it's called tamale but it's spelled T-O-M-A-L-A-L- L-E-Y.

Yeah. That's how I spell it. They Irishized the word tamale it seems like to me. Boston said, we want a food called tamale too.

Well, we don't want that. Well, it's not really a food. It's a, it's a, I don't think I've eaten a tamale. What is a tamale?

Tamale is like wrapped up in, uh, corn husk. Yeah, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's, I know, it's made from

corn husks, but I don't know. It's made from corn meal. And yeah, it's wrapped. in corn husk. Steam it in a corn husk. Oh, so it's like the food itself is not the husk.

It's like when you get the leaf at the dim sum place. A little bit. Yeah, when they wrap like a bun or some shit or like meat in a... Dude, I went to dim sum when I was in Boston my favorite spot that I won't even say the name of because I'm a cold-blooded G-K. Wow. But basically I went there and it was completely empty and it was just me and my wife. And it kind of was really scary because all the ladies with the dim-sum carts came over instantly and immediately.

like a feeding frenzy because there's no one else to go to. So it was all just, they all just came in at the same time and they were doing, you know how stressful it can be to figure out what you want to dip some. You can imagine three or four cards at the six. Oh my God.

When you're alone, like the carousel, they don't like put it down. It's like they get paid on commission when they come through with that shit. They show it to you. They just lift the lid and you have to go like this to see what it is. And then you say, oh, is that shrimp?

And they go like this. They stare at you. And you say shrimp shumai. They said the shumai. The shrimp shumai, the last time I ate dim sum like that, they gave me about 40 pieces of shrimp shimai. I'm not that big a shrimp fan. The shrimp shumai is out.

You're missing out. I'm not missing out because I eat it. I'm just not that big a fan of it. Popcorn shrimp, that's good. Popcorn now, that's a food. Popcorn is an amazing dish. I haven't had popcorn in a minute. No.

That would be really, if you went to my movie themed restaurant and popcorn would be completely deconstructed. oh my god yeah and i like when food is deconstructed i love that because i don't really like the food i like the ingredients have they made a half popped kernel do you guys like the half pop kernels have they made a bag of just those really crunchy of course i love who doesn't want those those are i think scientifically it's impossible to control that yeah a bag of half pops i think that would be like that yeah you'd get a bag of half pops that each bag would be like three hundred dollars because you'd have to pay somebody to just pop it and then go through and pick them out

I was like when I was a kid, I tried to bottle fucking honeysuckle juice. What's honeysuckle juice? You tried to bottle it? Did you live in a mushroom? Were you trying to sell it? That was eventually the plan when we scaled up the business. Yeah, can just just lay out the plan. Were you going to sell it?

You were going to sell it to bees too? No, man. I was going to sell to people at a farmer's market or something. When I was a kid, sell it to hummingbirds. It was about, it was probably 50 honeysuckle flowers. That is kind of a lemonade stand style kid startup that I never considered. Taking your shit to a farmer's market. Yeah, that'd be smart.

You can charge a lot more. You could do your lemonade stand there. You could make 50 bucks a cup. Oh, yeah. Easy, easy. Oh, my God. But it turns out the honeysuckle. The honeysuckle, there's not that much

that comes out of a honeycuckle. No, no. It's really almost more of a smell. You need like a big. You'd need a big amount. I'm not quite sure what the market is either. Yeah. For honeycuckle juice.

You could sell that to, you could sell that to some crunchy ass people. The nectar of a hundred. Suckel. Harvested by children. Yeah. Harvested by real children. Yeah. Yeah, we made it that day.

Arvested by real honey fans. Me and this kid, Liam, made a homemade stink bomb and threw it as his school. Yeah. And then we did that. Now, why do you never see on a package? This is like going to be the next thing. Okay. I'm saying this right now.

Organic was the pet was the big wave. Yeah. Then we went through gluten free. Whatever. This is the next thing. You're going to see a jar of peanut butter. It's going to say in big letters on it made by peanut butter. fans.

Isn't that true? That's really good. Because that's what's that's what's happening now. They're saying this is a, this is a superhero movie made by someone who loved the comic books. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Made this or peanut butter fans. Exactly. Someone who grew up on peanut butter. Exactly. Someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. Yeah. Not some slave in South America. You never tasted peanut butter before.

Only eats crumbs off of a twig. Yeah. No, it should be made by guys like me. Yeah. Who love peanut butter. I want to make it as good as they possibly can. All right, first of all, tone the oil down. That's my step one.

I don't want to have to mix it. Because I know, I don't want the sugar in it either. Again, these South American slaves they're doing. I just want to be fucking done with work. Let me just put oil in. Let me just put all his oil in. Oh, hey, boss, it's not pull up you. Eh, just fucking fill the rest of the fucking oil.

Let those fucking idiots mix it. Yeah, well, tell them they have to mix it. Yeah, make up a whole thing. Actually, let's do an entire conspiracy where we tell people that they have to mix it themselves so that we can put oil in the top. Hey, boss, the time clock, the time clock shut off while I was doing this. None of the peanuts are fully crunched yet. Can you a back? Just put them in there.

Yeah, just put the whole peanuts in there. They'll fucking eat it. Just sell it as it is. They'll fucking eat it. Tell them it's called crunchy peanuts. Can you imagine if any other food came with the oil out of it? You said put the oil in yourself? Put the oil in yourself.

If you saw how much oil was in anything, it's horrifying to see how much oil is in peanut butter. It's really horrifying. It makes me, I don't eat peanut butter. It's a lot of oil. Had some peanut butter the other day, though. Ooh. You've changed your race in the house, get home from a long trip, have a piece of peanut butter bread. Yeah.

Don't even have time to toast it because you're playing in the middle of a video game. you put in the toaster for about seven seconds. It doesn't do anything. It makes it a little warm. Maybe it makes it taste like you left it under the bed or something. No crisp at all. There's like the slightest like molecular crisp. Yeah.

That's so, it's just so awful and then just fucking oil. Yeah, just a oil. You toast it so it just makes it feel stale. Yeah, literally. It's like a hot stale piece of bread.

It's a warm, it's a warm, stale piece of bread. That's the best. Yeah. It's just fucking three month old oiled up. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

But anyway, food by food fans is good. Yeah, that's really smart. Broccoli that was grown by broccoli fans. Yeah. Well, you're going to have a hard time. I think that. Dude, I volunteer.

You're not big enough of a fan of broccoli to be like, we can do better. You are not a Steve Jobs mind for broccoli. No, what are you talking about? F off, we don't like that. I love, I love broccoli. I like broiled broccoli. I learn something about you every day.

Boiled, steamed, bro. Dude, I usually have it steamed. You mean Blanche, right? I hope you mean. No, No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing it, but I'm saying I like it. That's how much I like broccoli.

That's what I grew up eating boiled broccoli. Not steamed broccoli? Well, I'm sure it was steamed. I grew up eating only boiled broccoli. I had plenty of eating boiled broccoli, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have had boiled broccoli growing up. Okay. I swear to God, it definitely was steamed most of the time.

Yeah. But sometimes when, when, when dad is making dinner. And you can't find that thing. And he's making pasta. Do you guys have that thing? We did have the thing. I used to fucking lick on that. It was cool.

The steamer thing? The steamer thing? Oh, yeah. It was like the bionical eye. Did you guys ever have a piece of metal that you liked putting in your mouth when you were a kid? Yeah. Yeah, we had that kind of a flavor to it. I would lick the fuck out of that.

Yeah. They're made from the same material. Yeah, that was a good thing. Yeah. Whatever that shit is. But anyway, I just, I really take umbrage with you saying I'm not big enough of a broccoli fan to make some changes. Because I'm going to, I'm going to throw in a change.

I'm going to get ready, man. Yeah, you tell me. First of all, the stem. Oh, it's the healthiest. part, it's where all the nutrients are, right? Gone. Then put it into the other part. Yeah. Put some leaves on it.

The leaves should have pieces of the stem in between the leaves. Yeah. Because you're cut, let's be, well, you know what I'm talking about. What are they called? Broccoli's hair. That's what it is. Yeah. Because let's be where we're cutting the stem off. Are we not? Yeah, yeah. We are.

When we make it, we're not, we're not taking the big ass stem from the ground. Maybe a brocolini. That, yeah, but the, that's most, stem. The broccoli is a lot of stem that we're wasting. So we got to redo that. Redo the whole broccoli. Okay.

From the ground up. Literally as it is a plant. It grows from the ground. What food would you be interested in working on? So Florence. Buds, they're called buds. I like the buds. The buds is the best part.

That's what I'm saying. If we can get the nutrients from the stems into the buds. I like the root system. Yeah. You don't like the root system. I do it. I don't know. I would eat that. I think he likes the root system. You're like an A-24 broccoli fan. I like the seeds, though. They do look like...

Seeds look nice. Oh, and I'm learning that what I'm talking about is called the stock. And we actually are eating the stems, but it's the stock that we're ignoring. The stems are, the stems are OG. Yeah. The stems are one of the best part. I used to just eat broccoli stems as a kid. I didn't eat the buds until I was older. That's true? No. I'm being facetious. I would believe anything. about you practically. What food would you be interested in working on? If he's already got broccoli, then I got it. Broccoli and peanut butter.

Yeah, he's kind of cornered the market. If I have control of both of those, we're releasing a combo pack that come together. Broccoli and peanut costs. Oh, like the green giant broccoli and cheese. Have you ever seen those like grocery stores that do like the meal for one and they put like a steak, a potato and then like a beer and like the little styrofoam thing? Jar of peanut butter Broccoli Dr. Pepper

Yeah Perfect meal I won't touch Dr. Pepper Why not? I'm not a fan I wouldn't be able to do You don't think you could do 24 flavors in one? No no I can't think of a 24th flavor

Oh how about 204 flavors right now Okay you know what? No, fuck it here we go 24 flavors Sweet Salty Spicy Bitter

Umami Broccoli Strawberry Strawberry road pepper pepper's an actual one yeah uh milk uh cheese is that nine uh yeah oh rebo levin like uh metal metal yeah like yeah oh um hair uh no take that one away cloth take that away you've never sucked on a cloth come on man i sucked on a cloth but that's not the taste of ice ice has no flavor mint go back one you're at 12

I see mint. Ice cool mint. That's good. Ice cold mint. Yeah. Ice cold mint is good. Just kind of ambient mouth flavor. Ambient mouth flavor.

Breath. Breath. Breath. Breath. Yeah. Breath. Yeah. I did milk, chocolate milk.

Chocolate. Chocolililil vanilla. Vanilla. Vanilla. Yeah. Like a chopy. Paper. Paper has no flavor.

Blueberry. Raspberry, raspberry, blackberry, boistery, boistery. Booberry. Duck. Duck. Gameiness. Yeah, gaming is fishiness. Okay, one more.

You just, by the way, all that, you just matched to Dr. Pepper. Can I make a suggestion? Yeah, what? Spirulina. Chicken. Okay, chicken is better than spirulina. It tastes like chicken. Yeah.

Well, man, you fucking did it. So that's going to be a my doctor pepper. Yeah. I have had an idea for a while that we should do a soda making competition. Yeah. I see who can make the most delicious soda. Okay. So, yeah.

So it's trail mix again. We should just do that. Yeah, but with soda. So it should just be it all, everything. Yeah. It's making foods. I think that's a pretty good idea. That's time to shake things up.

It's not a... Don't shake the soda up, bro. That'll explode. Yeah, thank you. Should we get going on this one? Yeah, we do. We do have to get going on this one for patches. So today, last night, I think it was Julio who came up with this idea.

I thought it was you. I think Julio said it, and then I said, that is a really funny idea. We should do it. Okay. So today we're doing... And then I also think that the idea that he said was completely different from what you said today. Well, Caleb said it. And I think I don't even understand.

So I guess... So I'll be learning. Let the boy pop. Today we are doing the Caleb genius. Okay. So what I was told... So I'm a different from every other episode, right? I want to stop interrupting?

Yeah, I mean, you told him to pop off. Sorry. How is he going to pop off if you're saying inane? Tomfoolery Whatever My note So it's the Caleb genius What I was told

What I was told it was Sorry I got a phone call On the middle of that And I have to answer I have to answer that As soon as I Stop the episode Respect

The Caleb Genius is We're going to show Caleb song lyrics And then he has to tell us What they are about And then I think that's what it is Why are you again I don't even know what this is

Completely just now By the phone call Bro, don't worry about the phone call. Lorne Michaels can wait. Lord can wait. But yeah, this is what we're doing. Okay. Pull this up.

So Caleb has to read these lyrics and tell us what he thinks the songs are about. It gets harder as it goes. It's a little game show. Okay, here's my prediction. You two, and especially you, I think, because it sounded like you, the way that you sold my music knowledge when we discuss this idea was that you think of me as an idiot. We...

We... We talked yesterday, and we, I think you corroborated this claim, which was that you pretty much listened to YouTube shorts all day. You listen to this song. No, Julio said I listened to YouTube shorts on the train. Yeah, and you said yes. Sometimes they get downloaded accidentally. And you listen to like, you listen to zombie sped up. Oh yeah.

That's good. That's good. That's good. Nightcore zombie. That come on, man. Eritica sped up. That's a good one. Any sped-up song is pretty good.

Yeah. And I bet you hit the slowed and revered as well. Oh, yeah. But when you're... Benjamin, Diary of a Jane, slow it plus slow plus... Diary of a Jane. Yeah. Slow plus...

But when you're listening to that, you're not paying attention to lyrics. All right. So let's just see if you can get these lyrics, man. Yeah, let's see if you get these lyrics. It gets harder. The song is... You have to tell us what they're about, and it gets harder as it goes. Yeah, I bet I'll be easy.

Okay. Let's go to the first one. Okay, so this says Thunder. Ah, ah, ah. Thunder, ah, ah, ah, thunder, uh, thunder, uh, so on and so forth. You didn't even read it right. Why? Go back.

Oh, this is Thundersruck by ACDC. How'd they get ruined? Because it showed you. You're supposed to tell us what you saw you think it is, and you're supposed to... Can I tell you what my guess was going to be? Yeah. Well, you just tell us what you think the song's about. I thought this was going to be that one song was like,

Thunder in the thunder thin him lights in the thunder Again this is a TikTok song that I don't know I don't know what this song is at all You don't know that song Thunder in the Thunder Thunder in the Thunder You don't know this song

I have no idea what that is Patches You don't you've never been at the gym And heard that song I know what that is It's Imagine Dragons Oh shit Is it a man okay

You thought this is going to be Imagine Dragons Well what do you think Thunderstruck is about Thunderstruck is about Um Thunder Okay I The

that song I would guess Is about weather Broadly Yeah Broadway And maybe the sound Oh maybe

Wait Thunder Ah Ah The dog here's the thunder Oh Starts barking Well think about the name

Man I don't want to kind of give you a hint I mean not that I know But I've thought You were going in one direction. Is it about getting struck by lightning? It is about getting struck by lightning. Really? And I never even heard of this song in my life.

So this song is about the time that Angus Young took a flight from Holland to Germany and the plane was struck by lightning. Whoa. Those are kind of moving lyrics for such a heroine experience. Yeah, thunder. I know that one got ruined, but I did kind of get that one. It gets harder as it goes. Okay, cool. Well, then we're in good shape.

So let's go to the next song. I sagged my pants until my ass shows. I even slap hose, bitch. Yeah, I'm an asshole. Yeah, yeah. And your parents hate me because I love you. So tell them I said, fuck you. Yeah, I said fuck you.

Yeah, yeah. I snuck in Drake's house when he was alone inside. Uh-oh. Okay. So this is a song about how people who sagged their pants. basically are, I mean, swag means secretly we are gay. Okay. We know that.

Interesting. So I would say it's about people who sag their pants. The writer of this song, who I know is Hobson. Yes. Good, good pull. He doesn't like people who sagged their pants because he's kind of one of a kind and rap in that way. Yeah.

Because he doesn't sag his pants. He's the gentleman. He's the, he just always does the opposite of what's normal. Yeah. So people have their pants sagging. He's a bit of a contrarian. He used to have his pants because people used to wear their pants high. He said, oh, people have,

People have normal eyeballs? Hell no. No, I think I'll make my... I think I'll do weird eyes for myself. I think I'll have weird eyes for me. Yeah. And then the part at the end, it seems like he may be going to maybe molest Drake. Because he's gay?

Oh, I didn't even put that together. But yeah. So he... You keep kind of walking up to the... I feel like you keep saying two things that seem to connect. And then you say you didn't realize. Yeah. I thought that was what you were leading up to when you're saying that you were about

he was gay. No, no, I didn't even put that together but that's how obvious the meaning of this one is. So this is, I believe this song is called Sag My Pants by Hobson. Yes, this is Sag My Pants by Hobson and this is the first single off his sophomore album, Raw about being an asshole while kissing Drake, Lil Wayne, Soldier Boy,

Rick Ross, and Lupe Fiasco. Is it really It's about being an asshole? It's about being an asshole. Okay, so I was right. Yeah. All right. So I'm two for two. Yeah, you're two for two. It's pretty good. What a great album art as well. Yeah, I know. An amazing album cover. Heywire.

Look at how much his pants are sagged. Yeah. And people used to really do that. Yeah. Back in the day. Back in the day. Let's see this next song. Let me fucking...

I got this. Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fucking a bitch while her baby's sucking dick. Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick. Pregnant pussy is the best you can get. Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick. I got your fat pregnant bitch in my waterbed.

And I'm about to bust a nut on your little baby's head. So what could this song be about? So this is a song. So this is a song. song called Pregnant Pussy by UGK this is

basically about how when you have sex with a pregnant woman you're basically getting I think they

say the line or they said in an interview two for one because you're having sex with the woman and you're also

having sex with a baby that's inside of the woman's the woman's body yeah with a little baby yeah

yeah that's exactly and so this is about this is written to the guy who's a pregnant girlfriend or white

that he's having sex with he's saying not only am I having sex with your wife I'm nutting on your baby and I believe Bun B very famously said that they were smoking

PCP when they wrote this Oh okay Oh you knew a lot about this one Yeah I should have put this one first Yeah it's about the joy The joys of having sex The woman is pretty Okay the bio is unreviewed

So I think maybe we can have Caleb go in Yeah UGK hasn't looked at this And we can also have Maybe Caleb go in and edit this. So so far, I amaze you with my musical knowledge. You have amazed me with your musical knowledge.

Now, I want to see if you can get this next one. Headed down. Okay, so I already know this is Jeremiah, but not Jeremiah. Interesting. Headed down to the coast riding shotgun in the Jeep. There's a bubble in my belly, and I hope it's really so mentally I can feel it's to start to creep. So I leaned to my right because my cheeks were kind of tight as I push a little bit.

I think like lit. I thought I farted but shit I thought I farted but I shit and now it's squishy when I sit I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack I thought I farted but I shit this has a real

shell silverstein quality to it I would say yeah it does feel very what genre would you say that this is though what genre would you say techno this has got to be I mean it sounds like a country song

in the writing Yeah. Of it's just what happened in a row. Hit it down to the coast. And what would you say that this song is... There's a bubble in my belly. I hope it's really smelly. I mean, I think it's pretty clearly about a wet fart.

You fart, you think that it's going to be a... Well, I don't like that word. But it could be a metaphor. It could be a metaphor for what, uh... Well, yeah, what would it be a metaphor? Strife. Uh, miscarriage. Yeah.

Ah. I thought or like I thought that I turned that. to burn her off on the stove, but my husband blew up. Egg on my face. Oh, yeah. Egg on my face, broadly. I had egg.

I thought I did one thing. I fell into my pants. I thought I did one thing that is very just pedestrian, something I usually do. And it turns out it was a much worse thing. It had a side effect.

So how close am I? You are very, actually, you're on the money. This is by Jeremiah Perez. Is it country? This is a country song called I thought I farted, but I should. Bro, you're undefeited. And Jeremiah wrote this song

about an experience he had after eating Mexican. food. I mean, I can't miss. That's fucking crazy. That is nuts. Let's see the next song here. Now, some people say my mind's blown. I'm cooling like a snow cone.

On my cell phone, I'm page. You can't call me, just page me. Young ladies, young ladies. I like them under age. Some say that's statutory, but I say it's mandatory. Dude, I know this one. I know this one, too. It's the first one I know.

I don't remember the name of the song. This is from the children's movie. It's called the Osmosis Jones. That's the same of the song. It's a separate song. I've listened to this in the car before. It's a good song. It's Kid Rock. And this is, and his little friend. His little brother. What's his name? I always forget his name. He's a good guy. He died. Little Kid Rock. He doesn't live any longer. No, he does not live any longer. But this is basically Kid Rock is saying here that he prefers women who are under the age of consent in the given state that he's trying to have. relationship with them

and that he likes snow cones and his cell phone. He does really like snow cones. And I would say he's saying those two things equally. And he's paid. And he's paid G. He's paid G. Young So yes, it's exactly what this was. And the part with the This song is proof kid rock is a pito from the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.

That's 5 for 5 by the way. You're 5 for 5 and now I think it's starting to get a little difficult. Yeah, right. I think it's getting difficult. I'm afraid of the dark, especially when I'm in a park and there's no one else around. Ooh, I get the shivers. I don't to see a ghost. It's a sight that I fear the most. I'd rather have a piece of toast

and watch the evening news. Now, this has annotated lyrics here, so this isn't this is not a nothing song. This is not enough. I'm going to go, you know, I'm going to go. Who would you guess sings this? Who's, who's like? I'm going to give a wild

guess here because of just somebody that I don't know their music very well. Yeah. I'm going to say this is Frank Zappa. Okay. And I'm going to say that this is a, so you're saying this is like a rock song by Frank Zappa. I think it could be a rock. I don't know if he really made a rock. It's kind of weirdo crap. Well, he was

mostly, he was like doing like a lot of rock music. Okay, so I'll say this is, I know you're bringing this up because it's so far from what it is. It could be a joke song by a rapper. Yeah, it could be and if it's a rapper that Patrick knows, it's probably odd future related. Oh, that's a good point. This is Haji Beats.

I changed my time guess. This is Hodgie Beats. Or wait, this is mellow hype I'm guessing this is mellow hype and this is a song What's your final? What's the song about? What's the song about?

Because of the deepness, the secret deepness of all of Odd Futures lyrics, I'm going to say the song is about police brutality. Okay, so this is a police brutality song by Odd Future, you're guessing. Mellow hype specifically. Melo hype. Okay, so let's go to the next slide. This is Life, the second single from

Supernatural by Desrey. I don't know, you know Desiree, the song You gotta be strong. You gotta be strong. So this is her other signal. This was also the theme song to the TV series To Heart. And I just want to, I forgot to put it in the slide, but I want to, I want to play this for you. Okay. Because you, when you read those lyrics, you thought that this was a, uh, Frank Zappa song.

A Frank Zappa song. You thought one, this was a Frank Zappa song. And then you thought it was a mellow hype song about police brutality. Yeah. And I want to hear. The Melo hype was getting closer. He's getting closer. You're getting...

That is what I think Frank Zappa sounds funny. It's got a strange noises, different ringtones going on. This is a cool song. I'm afraid of the dark. I get the shivers I don't want to see a ghost I guess it's sad that at their most I'd rather have a piece of toast

Watch the evening lose That's a really good song So both of my guesses were actually weird I just saw R&B and figured it was kind of close to mellow height No no no no no It was very very far off I wouldn't even call that R&B

Yeah I would call that theme music Yeah it's much more theme music Yeah the next song The next song live for your toys even though they make noise have you ever played

with plasticine ever tried a trampoline dude it's got to be it's got to be what it's got to be yeah

it's got to be zappa man is it zappa it's got to be right yeah you guys think it's a plasticine trampoline yeah okay I mean I don't know

I think you could say I thought the ghost saying so you'd say it's a rock song that you're doing this shit again. I'm just asking. So this is a rock song. This is, don't do this shit. I don't think Frank Zappa is a rock enroller. He's a rock and roller. But that's not what I would say. If you played it, I wouldn't be like, oh, this is a good rock song. Yeah. I'm gonna, okay. Because you said, you think it's a rock song. I'm gonna buck completely opposite. This is, this is, this is intelligent dance music. Oh yeah. This could be, this could be like a Euro trance. Yeah.

Dude, this could be planted of the bass vibes. Wait, this is Eiffel 95. This is Eiffel 95. It really could be.

Or Eiffel 65, is that the band? Yeah. I'm sorry of a bit called Eiffel 5,000. I mean, I'm in the world. You're, no,

you're really far away. Okay. There's so many music. Well, this is a song, Little James is the first official Oasis Song 10 by Liam Gallagher. This is the song that Liam Gallagher wrote

for his son. Okay. His son James. Have you ever tried a trampoline? Fucking buy him a trampoline, man. You're in Oasis. That is really funny. I'm just going to stand and guess Frank Zappa from now on.

Because I have to believe that there's one in here. There's got to be one. Because he knows that we don't know it. Yeah. Or that you don't know it. I don't even think I'm supposed to be part of this. I thought you would get this because you were looking at me and nodding and I was like. I was, I know you love Oasis.

I was like, oh, maybe Cameron. I don't know the good songs. Yeah. You don't know, you don't know little James. I've never seen this album cover before in my life. This is the first song that Liam wrote. The first official song that he wrote. What makes it official?

His writing. Oh, well. I only know the albums that I listen to. Yeah. All right. Well, we can go to the next one. I said, I said, when you were talking about this idea, I said, I know less about music than Caleb. I know a mouse, and he has, it's Zapp.

It's in the ballpark. It's in the ballpark of Zappa. I'll give you that. I know a mouse, similar to that. And he hasn't got a house. I was just going to guess Captain B.Fart. I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.

So I don't know one Captain Beefheart song. I don't know one. I know two. I don't know one Frank Zappa song, but I feel like I'm going to go Captain Beefheart, and I'm going to say this is a song. I'm guessing that they did a lot of songs about doing drugs. I'm going to say this is about doing...

And he didn't ask if you'd say it's a rock song. So it's rock. I'm going to say this is about doing a psychedelic drug by none other being than Captain B. who has a fish for a face so you're half right i'll give you your get you get one point for that or half a point uh it's a psychedelic it's a song about doing drugs pretty much wow i thought that's good it's like it's a psychedelic song zappa and floyd are worlds apart yeah they're pretty much the same no i said the opposite but no they're worlds apart i don't well it's a song about

a boy who tries to attract a special female that he finds fits in with his world drug is world. To do this, he shows her transportation devices, clothing, pets, food, and special rooms. Rooms to do drugs in. This is the last track on Piper's. It feels like you're giving me credit where I shouldn't have gotten it. You got a half point.

I'm giving you the half point. Next slide. Hot dog jumping frog Albuquerque. Hot dog jumping frog Albuquerque. Dude. Sing that boy. Hot dog jumping frog Albuquerque. La la la la la la la la.

And here's what you fucked up. The king of rock and roll. this is Elvis. Yep, it's Elvis Presley. This is Elvis Presley. This is Elvis and it's a song. Do you think maybe it's a song about Elvis? Well, let's see.

Now, guys, let's think about this for a second. What are you trying to do here, motherfucker? Because it said, listen, it says Albuquerque, right? So it's probably a musician from Albuquerque. So who comes from New Mexico? Walter White.

It's probably the theme song from that. You know how they do? You usually take out the lyrics. Oh, they take out the lyrics. Yeah. Brum, blah. Okay, I'll say it's a song that Patches likes. Patches likes it.

What do I know about Patches? I have music taste. We know this song, don't we? Hot Dog, Jumping Frog, Albuquerque. I don't know it. Don't tell me it. I'm not going to say it because if I'm wrong, I'll be embarrassed. Okay.

I'm going to guess it's an Elvis song and it's about his wife. Hot dog. Wait, hot dog going into a jumping frog. That's kind of sexual. My thoughts, exactly. Because what is a boy? This is a pre-fabs. Brout song, the king of rock and roll.

It's about a night day, wash-up, 50s would-be rock and roll star, lamenting about how he's only known for his one-hit wonder. It wasn't Frank Zappa, man. It wasn't Frank Zappa, but I was like, you were in the ballpark with Elvis. You're really close. Because it's kind of, that's, they're close to Elvis? It's about Elvis. It's about a guy who is a contemporary of Elvis.

Yeah, a guy who was a contemporary of Elvis, yes. Okay. Somebody that wrote like a, like, maybe a chubby checker or something, something like that. Next song. There's a real rocker. Forget Zappa. I wish I put chubby crazy at his concerts.

Girl, can't you see me rocking skinnies with them Nike's on, them Nike's on? Your hair looks different, your extensions make it twice as long, it twice as long. But I'm still with it we can kick it,

maybe have some fun, let's have some fun. Girl, I don't care as long as you can make a brother come, a brother come. This has got to be a song by twins because they're repeating everything.

I feel like I actually know this song. Yeah. Hold on. Think long and hard about it. That was a clue. That was a clue. It's got to be someone who's long and hard. Yeah.

With Kalifa. No. It's a rap song. I know that. I think it's opera. It's not opera, bro. You are not, it's not Cameron genius for a reason.

So I'm just supposed to sit here and shut up. You can help. You can help. You're helping. But I'm telling you, that's a terrible guess. Okay. I haven't got a single one. yet.

All right. Can we accept that? Can you see me rocking skinnies with the Nike's on? Your hair looks different. Your extension may get twice as long. I'm going to, okay, I'm going to guess this is the Migos. Okay. You're going to guess this is Migos.

I'm going to guess this is Migos. And I'm going to guess. Or wait. I'm going to guess this is Ray Shrimmered. I'm guessing this is Ray Shremmered. This is off Shrimm Life 1. And it's called Up Like Donald Trump. Okay.

All right. Final answer. Final answer. Okay. And it's about having sex with your sister. Okay. Next slide. This is a broken side song.

It's a song about the Myspace Age and obviously seeing girls and seen kids. Seen life but put out in a sexual way as Crunk goes. Party and Ray Vise, seen hair, candy, banties, etc. So I was way off. You were way off, yeah. I was way off. But you did think you might know it. You thought you might know it.

And I think you did, you did mention that you went through like a phase of listening to stuff like this. Not this shit. I thought you did. Jesus Christ, no. Well, well. I don't, I don't think I've ever heard of this. Okay. You never heard of Broken Side?

I don't think so. I never have heard a Broken Side song, but I feel like that was the joke. That was the joke band for a long time. Yeah. Dude, my, my, the bands that were jokes to me. we're probably you guys' favorite bits. That's how deep my music knowledge it goes. I don't even know shit like this.

All right. Next slide. Are they raping? I'm going to Africa. See, I told you it's really hard. This has got to be... This is from the Lion King soundtrack. I'm going to Africa.

I can give you a hint. I'm on my way. I'm giving you a hint. This is a quote from a TV. show. Okay, so now I have to be a TV genius. What TV show did they say I'm going to Africa? Mom, Dad, I'm going to Africa.

I'm going to say, I'm going to say the slide itself made me laugh so hard that I put it in. So this one's kind of a mulligan on my part. Okay, Paul Simon, Graceland. Okay. Paul Simon Graceland, and it's about him going on vacation or whatever that album is. And the TV show is

Beverly Hillbillies? Yes. Okay. Next slide. Ralph Wickham, where every line in the song is the Ralph Wickham quote. Ralph Wickham went to Africa. All right. I'm thinking maybe I should have used like a lot of more songs in your wheelhouse.

No, no, no, dude. This is about testing my musical knowledge. Yeah. So. And imagine how interesting it would be to find out how well you did if we had been keeping count at all. yeah well you got the first five i think i'm half and half yeah i think we're at 10 now that's my guess yeah i think i'm about 500 yeah all right let's see the next one three o'clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders

rather tape the weather channel so i can watch it later so what do you think this song is about just based on this lyric alone what do you think this song would be about driving the school bus driving the school bus okay oh yeah that's yeah yeah well you're not going to have time to watch TV. If you're driving the bus, you should stay off the phone. Well, he's saying, I fucking hate my job. It's 3 o'clock on the dot. School just got out. So now I've got to cruise for the 8th graders through the parking lot of the middle

school. But right now, I'd rather be watching the Tether channel. I'd rather be taping it. So he hates his job because he's bored, is what you're saying. He's bored as fuck. He's a school bus driver. Yeah. So this is some, by some, the artist, I would guess, is some nameless school bus driver. Okay.

All right. Well, this is by the Bloodhound gang. This is the low. Come on. You can't do. A song about being bored and do it, have nothing better to do. You know, I only know the Discovery Channel. I don't know. I thought maybe you would know this. No, man. This is not music.

Okay. All right. Well, let's see the next one. Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing issues that I'm having with my life. He told me that I need to change. Life is not a video game. Lock it in, bro. I got it.

I got it on the first. The first. The first line I had it. So I don't remember the name of this band. I know it. But this is, life is like a video game. Falling in reverse.

Life is like a video game. And this is about, this is about life not being a video game. Life is not like a video game. People think life is like a video game. It's about life being like a video game. It's actually about not being like a video. Yeah, yeah.

It's how delusional that is. All the while I'm still collecting coins. Locking that in. Yes, that's it. That's exactly it. And the song's about fuck. Wait, that's what the guy looks like. Yeah, Ronnie Radke.

It's a crazy band to me making that song. It's very funny. The bio is unreviewed. But I've just seen that guy. I've seen a million pictures of that guy. Yeah, people hate that guy. Yeah, he's, I think, an evil guy. Yeah, they just put out a video of him with Marilyn Manson and a Saba truck.

Damn. That is the most badass show. Life is like a video game for this guy. All right. Well, let's see. I think maybe this is the last one. I whine more than a three-year-old multiplied by Morrissey

Every time I meet someone Who wants to be my friend The first thought I have is Yo, what the fuck is wrong with them? Okay This is a rap song Yes Has the word yo in it

No rock Rocker says row No Roe would be the rock Yes Because it's short for rock Sure for rock Sure for rock

Ro dude Because that could be either Bro Yo what the fuck is wrong with them I'm gonna say that this is Well but you you would do a funny rapper

Mm-hmm A rapper who is a comedian Rucka Rucka Ali Mm You're gonna say your final answer Rapper is a comedian

He wouldn't say Rucker Raca Lally wouldn't say this If you get Okay He wouldn't go three lines About saying something Yeah

And he also He's not self-deprecating Yeah What self-deprecating funny rapper do I know Perhaps I would say self-deprecating

comedian Depriating comedian Is it a Is it Bo Burnham? In the ballpark. It's not Bo Burnham. I don't think it's Bo Burnham. Bo Burnham.

But I'm just like... Because more... No, I feel like he would, wouldn't he? Because he's an artistic. I feel like that's not the kind of thing he's into. Well, he... I don't think he did. Not Bo Burnham.

Well, we can sit here and argue all day about whether or not Bo Burnham would mention Morrissey in a song. Self-deprecating comedian. A depressed self-deprecating comedian. Depressed is probably more what you want to lean towards. Depressed. Depressed. Vince.

Maybe the same ballpark, not really. Emo Phillips. Oh, Maria Bamford. Same. Okay, you're getting closer. Really? Yeah. Closer.

Okay. In what way? In the fact, like somebody that does like one person shows. Bo Burnham. You one person? For Biggs. Closer. Very close.

It's crazy how warm you are now. Or hot you are. You're getting there. They're almost there. Close to Burbigs. Pretty much, I'd say same style. Holmes. No.

Fuck. Same style as Burbigs, but it's one of a kind. Yeah, who else is this? Goes up and tell stories from his life. Who does that? Someone who goes up and tells stories from their life. Nanette. No, it's not Nanette.

It is a male. Wait, I thought that Nanette was a bloke. I noticed, found out she was a Sheila. You're telling me she's a Sheila? Dude, I feel like it's, I feel like I'm going to go crazy if I don't get this. Yeah, I know. We can't. I mean, we can't go out.

It's a male. It's a male. It's a male that's close to Berbig's. Yeah. Older young. Younger than Ber Biggs, older than us. But older than Burnham. Older than Burnham. Well, Berbiggs.

This is awful. Fuck. Do you want me to give it away or do you have one... It's an impractical joker? No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a man show is throwing me. Wait. It's not jaddy, is it? It's not jaddy.

Okay. Do you want me to tell you the answer? Yeah, I think I have to. This was a song that called me Bambi by Childish Gambino. And that was a verse from comedian Chris Geffertz's rapper persona Death. I thought the Morrissey line would give that away. I thought that was well done.

That's a really good one. That was the best one. That was really impressive. See, that's good because I feel like we could have gotten that. Yeah. You were like you were danger close. But it was, yeah. I would have never thought that Gath would have written written.

That was the perfect level of difficulty with those hints as well. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was a fun one. What is this one about? Um, I, well, I mean, I thought there was about it's about depression. Yeah. That's about no one wanting to be his friend, except for Childish Gambino.

Yeah. I see. Don't you think it's rude for him to say that everyone who's his friend is what the hell is wrong with them when he's literally featuring on a Childish Gambino song? So fucking rude. But also shout out to Donald Glover for giving Mr. Getther to putting him on. Yeah, let him get his ass on. And put him on another one of your new style. Yeah, come on.

He's just a baby. Look at that picture. Put him on Redbone. Yes. Getherd would be sick on Redbone. Oh, my God. It'd be so amazing. That'd be really fucking sick.

And you know what? Make him the main character of Atlanta. Let's see. Pop on my... Pop, okay. Pop on my butt got wiped by the paper. I had to chase down a prison escaper. Pop on my butt.

So who could write this? Yeah. Who do you think wrote this? So it's obviously... Well, it could... This could be Rick Ross. because he was a correctional officer. Oh, that's true.

It could be Rick Ross. And it could be about him finally finally kind of addressing that part of his life that he never is touched before. And he talks about he talks about pissing shorts. Pop on my butt. Had to chase down a prison escapeer.

Pop on my butt got one. got wiped by the paper. I had to chase down a prison escaper. It has a Susian.

Well, it's rap. It's hip hop it seems like to me. Or I guess it could be a different genre. Yeah, it could be a different genre. I'm just thinking we haven't seen an opera song. An opera song. Can we tell me one thing?

It could be Zappa. In the song. Have you heard the song? Yes, I've heard it. In the song, does he say pop or poop? I really don't know there's a lot of auto tune Wait

Wait wait wait What's that guy's name What's that guy's name You know Miles Yeah you think it's you know Miles Not 645 AR Yeah He made one song

Mm-hmm A lot of auto tune T-pane T-pane This is your final answer. This is T-Pand is from three rings. Okay. All right.

Next slide. This is Let's Pop by C-Note. I asked him for help making this. I got a text. I was trying to finish my work so I could come over here and I got a text that said, I think, do you have any song lyric ideas for Caleb? Again, I had no idea what his episode was. Or what he meant.

So you lied when he said you heard the song. Yeah, there's no. You kind of were setting up something I couldn't deliver on. You fucking lied. I would love to drop that song right now. It'll come out. Let's pop by C-Note will come out soon. It'll pop on my butt.

Got wiped by the paper. I had to take down a prison-escaper. Are you flattered that I thought it was Rick Ross? I remember earlier when I called them C-note? That was from that. Yeah. He had no idea that I was even there. I didn't know that either.

But you liked the lyrics. Yeah. I did like the lyrics. You think they're worth auto-tuning. Yeah. Yeah. I can't see the harm in it at least. All right.

Yeah. All right. So that was Caleb Genius. Okay. That's the first. How do you rate my musical knowledge based on how you thought I was going to do? I thought you were going to get way less. Wow.

Wow. I thought you were going to get way less. You got like five or, you got five and a half. You got five and a half. Okay. And five or six and a half, something like that. Well, you got a five or a five video game. So you got maybe six and a half.

Okay. I'll take six and a half out of 15. You did. I would have got maybe two. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I think you did quite well. And these were all, they're all kind of deep cuts.

Yeah. They were kind of deep cuts, but you were in the general ballpark, I will say. And I think that based on what you read, you showed a great deal of competency. Dude, thank you. That is, I want to frame that quote for you. Based on what you read, you showed a great deal of competency. Yeah. Patrick and Toran referring to Caleb Pitts.

Yeah, two Caleb Pitts in regards to music. Yeah, I actually would like to get that. that friend. Actually, I would genuinely get that tattooed on my leg. Yeah. Competency? No, the entire quote. Okay. Based on what you've read. If you get, if you get, if we do this again, if we do this again, and you get all of them right, if you get all 15, I will pay for that. Pay for me to get your quote tattooed on my leg. Yeah, because that's probably going to be, what, like $500?

Probably $100. Something like that. Yeah. All right, deal. I'm going to come correct. next time because I want that tat. Let's wrap this up for poor patches. Yeah, no, we've had patches sitting in the corner. Come see us in Cleveland and Pittsburgh on the June 14th and 15th.

You're going to make me throw up when you do that to the camera. And tomorrow night, Thursday, the 5th, June's 5th, I have a show with Alex Forrest in my head is being squished by Caleb. And I'm waiting for a heart.

Mm-hmm. Oh, wait a and if you, heart, if you heart Caleb genius let us know and we'll do it again and if you are out in the street

be very careful nowadays especially if you have a positive than negative yes kind of flop during the episode but like I'm gonna keep on

I'm gonna keep bringing it up okay bye bye well I guess we had all this slut talk to get yeah well we just I mean we can let it

speak for itself I guess we don't have to necessarily introduce but we didn't forget about the five weeks of friendship and for you guys it'll be no time at all but we're about to switch into a new style of thing yep and i would say that we have and reveal the guest the greatest guest we could possibly have the greatest guest

but get the guest on are we going to snap to it we can snap to wait ready three two one point all right what was your question is anyone has anyone have any like travel plans this summer I'm gonna go to New York so bad I'm gonna go to Michigan

traveling from Michigan and there's more people more people joining like more people I don't take it as a con I'm like

my dog I think that my mom she warned me about that so I'm thinking about going to the store maybe I don't know yeah

Hamilton Ontario or something like that The end is early 2,000. Beautiful this time of years. Does anybody have been in the shore, any clams? Tokyo is pretty cool. I've heard that too. Yeah.

I've heard the yen is kind of weak running. Oh, okay. Columbia, Columbia Rock. Ellie and I went to Tokyo this past. Oh, wow. How was your trip to Tokyo? Oh, it's a time of my life. I was in Tokyo in November.

I got somewhere away. We'll beat you, beat you to it. I was there two years ago. I was there in October of 2020. Nobody's better than anybody else because of when they went to fucking Tokyo.