Podcast About List - Ep. 348 - The Next Big Thing

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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You stop. What's doing, man? I hit record. I've been here. You caught, you did, you broke routine and I won't stand for it. Why not? He clapped in front of his own microphone. I was trying to.

That makes me redundant. That's literally the only thing I bring to the show. I would like to at least hold the microphone for the clock. That's not the only thing you bring to the show. That's not true. I'm being, I'm being, I'm being, I'm being, you're not being automaticized. He's touching my body. What is this?

Could you double also as a model? I was wearing these on because I've been very photosensitive lately. Well, put them on and it looked like Ray Charles of podcasting. I realize today there's a guy at the train, there's a homeless guy at the train station that I go to for work and I always just assumed he was blind because he wore these.

And then today, some, wore sunglasses. And then today somebody, oh, not this. Today somebody put money in his thing and he did a first perfect fist bump to the guy. Yeah, but that could be echolocation. Don't blind people have echolocation? You're saying they go like, that's. Daredevil, daredevil has it.

He uses echolocation? I thought he does. He just hears things, right? Because he doesn't walker and go, oh wait, he does because he, remember he hits his like stick. Yeah, that's what he does. He hits his stick. Well, that's what blind people do,

and they're just doing it to see that there's a hole in front. of them. They're not hearing, it's not about echo location. And it's definitely not called echolocation. No, it's not. Yeah. When Daredevil does it? I think it's crazy. I think it was crazy of me to say that a blind person has echolocation and I'm sorry to all of our blind

listeners. But I've been doing all sorts of funny stuff in front of him. Dude. I'm sorry to all of our blind listeners. Dude, you're really flipping off the blind? Bro, you can't do that. That's so that's rude.

Dude, you're doing it too. Stop that. You need to respect blind people. I'd like to apologize right now to the blind community. I will never, ever again, disrespect you. Never again. Do you have anything that you'd like to say to them? Well, this whole time, I've been doing kind of subtle body language things to deaf people while remaining silent.

Tell me more about what kind of subtle things you can do to deaf people with your body language. Allure them. You're trying to seduce deaf people. Yeah. Because all they can do is see. Do you think there's any deaf fans of the podcast? Sure. There are certainly deaf fans of the podcast.

They come to the live shows and they like the rumbling. Yeah. Isn't that what they say about that deaf people like about concerts? Is the rumbles? They get to go and they get to feel like the vibration. Yeah. I like that too. I guess they probably like dancing, but they probably,

I guess they could probably feel rhythm a little bit better. I mean, let's be real. That is the only point of a concert is the rumbling. Otherwise, you just listen to it on your iPod. Yeah. What about all the outfits? The outfits, you're not going to see the outfits. Well, not if you're blind.

I'm going to be I'm going to be standing in front of you you know you're going to see anything They should have an ADA compliant outfits If I stood in front of you you couldn't see the stage That's not true That's a period No

We can demonstrate right now No no no no no No you don't want to demonstrate If I stood directly in front of you You would not be able to see If you stood with this close to me How close you? It's a concert

Of course Well you think we're far apart No I would find I'm good at this I would be good at finding Who's the show is it I can find a hole next year

Who's the biggest show I don't know. It's not the biggest show in the world. I don't know. This is you. It's a bad show. I'm me. This is your scenario.

It's a show of somebody that has... No, we're breaking out of my scenario. Now I'm asking you, what is the biggest show in the world? Probably, I think right now the biggest show would be that it's not Oasis. It can be a... We'll say it's Oasis. We'll say it's Oasis. And me and Caleb both bought floor tickets.

We didn't know that each other were going. And you were in... You stood in. What's up, dude? No, I can't see out of the back. of my head. You can turn around there. I don't know. I'm looking over you, man.

Okay. I see the other tall. I go, hey, other tall guys. You don't talk to them. I talk to a lot of people. No, there's a bad, you have a bad relationship. He does talk to people at concerts.

I've seen him. Really? I talked to everyone that I talked to the band when they're playing. Do you like the band? Do you like the band that's playing right now? I hate them. That's his whole thing. I do it across all the shorts.

I go all the way across. He tells all the short people that. He tells all the short people that. No, I don't say anything. those all the tall people he loves the band my voice goes straight line i don't have one of those voices that goes up or down yeah all short people here is some people's voices they go all over yeah you're saying that your voice doesn't mine is a straight line like if i'm talking i'm talking into the mic like this but if i were to take this mic away and turn in a different direction you wouldn't

hear a word let's try that holy shit he's not lying well let me take me try it again He's good. That is pretty good. Yeah. And then if I do it when I... Here's the real test. Whatabababah, Wada, Wada, Bada, Bada, Bada, Bada Bada Bada. Kid Rock.

What a Bada. I like that kid rock song, Wuda Bada. That's the one that's like, Wada Bada Bada Bada Bada Wababababab Bada Wibh Bha. Wab Wab. That sounds good. He adds some dubstep to it. Dude, my cousin told me that he...

I found out he's really into EDM. yeah and he's telling me that he does this dance move every time he's at he's a very your cousin does my cousin does a dance move every time he's at the edm my cousin does a dance move wow and he was showing me it and yeah yeah i wish i knew how to do it yeah i can't tell you about it i can try to show you he said that this is what he does when he goes at edm concerts and he moves really slow in his life he's always a he's a very blown moving guy so it got up like this.

So he said that every Z show in Sacramento he does that between the songs. He does that before the drop. He said that that's only, he's completely still

and then, and then just specifically only the part of, why are you my there? He's doing that while and then as soon as the beat hits, he stops. He stops. He's like, dude, I'm tuckered out. I'm fucking tired. That is tiring. Wow. And I think I hurt my feet. Yeah. You can't do that in clogs.

No, not in those jellies. You got to have some crazy ass. Yeah, jelly shoes should be built to absorb that type of impact. That's true. No, these have nothing. Why aren't they impactful? Yeah. What are you doing? I don't know. I'm trying to replace...

I don't trust like that. I'm trying to replace nicotine in my life with different stuff. Oh, yeah. So maybe this is going to work. There's going to be a bad week for us. He's going to be in his terrible twos. I'm not in my terrible two, what, day two? Yeah.

No. That's a good day. The week two is going to be bad. No. You're going to want them so bad. No, it takes me 40 days. And you're a week two, fire damage. Um, most people are grass type.

Mm-hmm. I'm not grass type. Grass type. You are not going to have been playing? So are you. Wait, wait. you're green. I don't mind being grass type.

Oh, okay. I'm not grass type. You are dark type. You are not dark type. You're dark. You're dark slash psychic. You're grass. You're grass.

Green shirt, brown hat. You're grass ground. No, I'm not grass ground. You're water ice right now. No. I like that. You know what you are, you're fucking rock and steel.

You know what? Can I say something though? What? You're normal, bro. That's fine. That's actually fun. The normal type Pokemon pisses me.

off on Pokemon Go, bro. You're fucking normal bro. Yeah. Not even normal flying. No. No. Wait, I'm dragon ghost. You're not Dragon Ghost. Yes, I am. Dragon. That's a really good ghost across your face. Who's that? That's like Dragoon or whatever the fuck. Dragon Air. Dragon Air.

He's not ghost. Dragon Air is not a ghost type. Shut up. You do look a lot like Dragon Air, though. Yeah. I do. I have kind of an orange. You're thinking of Dragonite. That's Dragonite. You look a lot more like Dragon Air. Wait, Dragon Air is a little, a little Dragon Air is the second snake? No, you're Dratini.

Dratini. Dratini. If you want to be a dragon type, I'll drink a Dratini. I'm not a Dratini. You won't even drink a Dratini. A Dratini doesn't even coil. It's just like a line.

Yeah. You're not long enough to coil. Like Dritini. Wait, what's the fucking Dragon Air coils? Yeah. Well, they're at all, what I never understood is there, they're, that how any of this,

how a Pokemon could even just exist. Yeah. They seem like a bunch of asshats. Because at least in Digimon, they explain, oh, it's all digital. Yeah. You're saying Pokemon are shitheads? They're fucking shitheads and ass hats. They're just, well, I just don't know it can't follow.

No, but you're saying that Pokemon are just a bunch of shitheads that don't matter. Pokemon are. That's what you're saying? Well, if you think about, basically from a scientist's standpoint, which is how I wanted to tackle the issue. Uh-huh. So do a scientist's face instead of this face. That's going to help you through this. You know who you look like right now?

doing scientists. You literally look like Dr. Bunsen Honey do. Yeah. You're like the guy for, you look like the puppet from Lazy Town when you do that. Oh, yeah. I like that puppet with this hat. Yeah. Speaking of the puppets. But Pokemon, there is no path through which they could have evolved through true evolution. Their evolution is just, is fairly unscientific. They all come from Arceus.

Dude, exactly. He, Arceus is not even real. Yeah. So how can the rest of Pokemon be real? Do you think that they have atheists in Pokemon that are like, dude, Arceas, no way he exists. Dude, that's me because I don't believe that Arceus exists. And don't forget the accent. Yeah.

It's pokey. No. Ugh. Is it on the end? It's not on the end. Are you serious? You thought it's on the end? You can't think it's on the end.

He's a complete freakazoid, man. Digimon, however, it kind of looks like Elvis now. Yeah. that E Elvis E Digimon is perfectly scientifically sound because they're just

digitals That could Gotcha That could purely happen What's the theme song It was Digimon digital monsters Digimon are the champions

Come on bitch I remember it now Okay what's the most realistic Cartoon Because it's all digital That could happen With what with

AI NFTs Computer cartoons Yeah CGI renderings Websites dot com, which is a great website. Do you think we're getting close to Digimon? We're there, bro. We're already there. We've been there

for a minute. These digital beings are existing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. With a projector in it, that makes them, like, it's like, if you see it. How does it work in the actual show? He's here. He's here. A real, our Digimon has just logged on to the computer. He's here. Oh, really? You know, I wasn't

allowed to watch it. Yeah. Really. I think I watched it. I was allowed to watch Pokemon, but I fucking love. The Digimon movie is so fire, dude. The one where they fight in the city? Oh my God. And you know what's awesome? You know what's awesome? In Pokemon, the fire type move, the

basic fire type move that all the fires start with. Ember. Ember. You know what it is in damn Digimon? Pepper breath. That is good. That's not even like a digital. It's not a digital thing. Digimons say their attacks when they use them. So Agumon says

pepper breath. You can use it. thought that was cooler. It's way cooler. Pepper breath. Then chim, charred. Okay.

Pepper breath is not that cool. Pepper breath is stupid as fuck. I'm going to say it. The Digimon can talk. The spectrum on the spec, no, first of all, pepper breath is the coolest name

for an attack ever, period. On the continuum of things you can say when you're shooting a fireball, on the spectrum. You're on. This is coolest all the way over here. Okay? This is least cool.

Pepper breath is maybe here. And his, and Agamon's, voice, very close to almost as uncool as you can be. But saying, Char is to the left of that. That is less cool.

But what if their name is... What's the coolest sounding Pokemon name? I don't know. Tarakian. Tarakian. He wouldn't use a fire-type move. Buffalant. Buffaloant.

What if Buffaloant? Whatever. Who gives a fuck if it's called Buffalo. Ant or Bufel. It's called Bufelant because it's a hair type. He's a hair type Pokemon. Yeah.

There's not a hair type, Pokemon. Bufelant, it has a hair type, a hairstyle. He's a Bufant. It's a buffalo with a bufant. A buffalo. No, it's not. Why? He's a buffalo and an ant.

You're speaking to two of the biggest Pokemon experts in all of North America. I'm a grown, I'm a grown 28-year-old as of today, Pokemon, man. Oh, really? No, I'm not. I'm not looking it up. I'm showing you that I actually have one to my, for my very own. You're a Pokemon Go, which is what fake fans play. Really? Because I also have the Pokemon T-CGGGGGGG. That's also, that's even more fake.

Well, I have whatever you guys like as well. Not playing any of the games. Ever seen this? Ever seen that? Yeah, I have seen it on the actual Nintendo DS game that he starts in. Yeah. Pokemon Pearl. Ever seen that?

A Darmatitan? I have seen that. I've seen Darmantita. I bet that I have better Pokemon in my Pokemon Go thing than you. This is you. motherfucker, you fucking slow-ass king. Can you do one on one battle in Pokemon Go? Yeah, bitch. You guys should

battle. I'll fuck you up. I have to redownload it, but I'll fuck you up right now. You will not fuck me up. I have amazing Pokemon. You do not. I would join, but I played Pokemon Go for like one month in the, you got Pancham as your buddy? You're trying to do? You're trying to get a fucking is that Prime Ape? Pancham's

fire. I like Pancham. That's the little panda, right? Yeah. He has a leaf. He's one of my favorites. He's a little buddy in the game and I feed him raspberries. I like those little fighter guys. Yeah, he's sweet. He's a real sweet kid.

I like Scraggy. He's a real sweet kid. That's what I like the Pokemon that are sweet kids. Yeah, he's a real good kid. Graggy's the one that does the fucking, he's got the pants. He's got the pants. Yeah, he's got hip-hop pants. Yeah.

Okay, so I would say they literally have pants sagging Pokemon. Here's what we're, this is a good star for what we're trying to get at. They'll cause me in the Pokemon. to pick up their pants. Yeah, he might fucking try to fuck me too. It's so wonderful that Japan invented Pokemon so that we can still in this decade get Pokemon that are based on sagging your pants

and stuff like that, when an American company would maybe shy away from that type of thing. Yeah, but they don't really care much. No, they don't care at all. And they are actually, they love it. That type of thing, putting that type of thing in their video games, they just love that type of thing. That's perfectly good for them.

Let's see. Let's see what I have in here. What is your strongest Pokemon? And I bet he got shinys too. Me? I got shiny. Yeah, I bet Pat got shiny. I got shiny.

I got shiny. Shiny Meow. Oh, you have maybe five Pokemon, it seems. Let me see. No, no, those are my shinies. Oh. Oh, those are only your shine. Let me see your best.

Whoa. Let me see your best. And you, my, my, let me see my CP, Slack King 40, 24. Oh, wow. You're really strong. Drop yours, bro. Come on. Dialga, 23, 12.

Oh. Week compared to me. My cringe levels just went off the channel. What level am I? 35. I haven't played it in years. Dude, I'm 26. Yeah.

I've been playing nonstop for two weeks. I used to play. I haven't touched in a while. I used to play with sizzle. Damn. Yeah. Well, speaking of lost.

Well, how good are you? How, you bet I get an excellent on the gigley puff? First ever live catch? No, we've jumped over that. That would not have hit the jigslist. Wait a minute. What? I'm letting a jiggly puff get away for me.

Two plus days ago, Julio sent me a gift. On Pokemon Go? Yeah, two plus days ago. I'm done talking about Pokemon Go. It's how childish that we even talked about it in the first place. Oh, my item bag is full. And you have to introduce today's episode and what we're doing. Because you send.

Today's episode is about... No, he's send. Today's episode is about discovering the next big thing. Discovering? Which you don't need to cut to the other camera, I guess. No, I'll fix it. We'll fix it. As you introduce this, we'll fix the cameras.

So we all know about things that are big on the computer right now. We've got Caleb's thing is big into the camera, forced perspective. Did I look the right way or the wrong way? No, man. I looked the wrong way. Anyway, today's episode, we all know, we all know big internet trends. We all know Haktua. We all know Labubu.

We all know, you know, like, things like internet memes and stuff. We are going to man, today we are going to manufacture the next big, thing. The next thing that everyone is obsessed with do buy chocolate

Labubu Rave, 24-karrat gold Labubu fucking fucking. That was the

first one. Fucking's one of the biggest fads. That was one of the first. No man, you cut yourself completely

out of the camera. There's no angle that will show you at all whatsoever. But whatsoever. Wait, yeah,

you put the other one on a, on the wide this is a great episode this is a great podcasting this is great um so while

while Caleb fixes all this we will be a little bit brighter and a little bit brighter and a little bit smile friendly or friendlier so let's just think of a list right now

the things the thing what are these things what are these big things we gotta go in order here man come on you Pokemon is big Pokemon's not the first fucking big thing

You were on the right track with fucking. Yeah. Fucking's trendy. Can we do, can we do by year? Uh-huh. And that's zero. That's zero. Every 100 years?

Well, we can jump, but just let's make sure they're in chronological order. Year zero, I feel like it's fired. This is even like 10,000 BC. This is way before zero that fucking was a big thing. Well, it was a fad. Okay. When it was a fad in year zero. 10,000 BC.

Zero to 10,000 maybe. 10K. B. C. Okay. Sodom and Gomorah, when was that? Sodom and Gomorah was probably about 4,000. Okay. So maybe put 4,000, because that's what they were doing there.

Well, they were effing. Let's not get bogged down in 10,000. 12,000 years ago. We have a lot to go here. That's true. We do have a lot to go here. Let's skip right to, all right, let's go. 10,000 BC Let's go to zero.

Zero was Christianity. Yeah. Zero was a huge thing. Or that was when he was born, I guess, wasn't it? Yeah. Then, well, let's say Christ's 33.

Christ's childhood. Christ's childhood was a big thing. For Christ, childhood. 10,000 is zero you're saying is fucking. Absolutely. I go to bed for that.

I don't realize, yeah, you go to Bethlehem for that. Well, we can just put the next year. Zero to 33. That was, That was life. That was J.C.'s life.

J.C.'s lifespan. That was a fad at the time. His lifespan was a fad that died out after 33 years. Then I guess Mr. Muhammad. That wasn't for another 400 years. Okay. Well, then, yeah, let's just jump to 400 BC and then put... But what's between 33 and when was Muhammad?

Mahomet was in the 600, right? Wooden sandals? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's think about what... Before, right after Jesus was killed. Wooden sandals, Muhammad. Jesus Christ was killed

He was killed at the age of 33 Yeah, he was killed So Ponce's pilot was big for probably a couple days And what was Ponce's pilot like What are some details about him? Sand wooden sand And he liked riding on horses Horses horses horses

Horses were probably such a huge Horses were huge 33 horses were like yeah And we can run horses all the way through like Till cars till Ford Basically yeah Horses till 4 1895 or something

33 till Ford. Ford. Yeah. Okay, so that was horses. Horses had a lot. Horses. Horses are second only to fucking J.C.'s life. J.C.'s lifespan.

It's a drop in the bucket. A flash in the pan. But again, this is about fads. So it's okay for something to just be a flash in the pan. When was the history of cars? 1920s was Ford? Yeah. I think it was before that.

What was a fad then? Flappen? Flapper. having sex with a flapper. We could move to the 20s. That's an easy. I mean, that's an easy.

Then I feel like we just go by decade. All right, cool. Okay, so forward to the 20s. Let's just go to the 20s. 20s to 30s. There was many a fad then, though. What was the biggest fad?

And then we'll get into our lives. We got flappers. We got Prohibition era. We got gangsters. No, gangsters are much later. Yeah. Gangsters is 33 or 30s.

Capone. No. Dillinger. Oh, you're thinking of the new style gangsters. Yeah. You're right. Because I specifically said gangsters. Because you know me and any word that has an ER, I'm saying gangsta.

I'm here. I made a very specific choice. 20s. What are we going? I think maybe prohibition. Fucking a flapper. But that's too similar to 10K. Roaring.

Hurst Castle. No. Party. Hurst Castle. This was the first time that people partied. Yeah. Partying. Partying.

Partying. Partying. That's going to come back, though, man. Gatsby. Gatsby. Green light. Wait, I really want to, don't, I don't want to fuck this up because these ones are all who gives a shit. This is the first real fad.

Yeah. Or next big, the first big thing. First big thing. Slice bread. It was. Yeah. It's got to be sliced bread. Well, then that's what they mean when they said.

That's 1910s, though. All right, we got to do. That's a great pull. Yeah. That's an actual first big thing. Yeah. Sliced bread. Wow.

Sliced bread after horses. Okay. Then the 20s were over. 20s, we could say partying, I think. I think that covers a lot of what was going on. That covers the Chalston. It's going to be. The Charleston.

The Charleston was literally the Charles. We're trying to get to more things like that, a little more specific. The Charleston, I think it's perfectly encapsulates it. I think you're totally right. Charleston. You can just call it the C, as we all know. The Charleston. Where was it invented?

Maybe Charleston, South Carolina. No one knows. No way. It was invented there. I always imagined them doing it in Chicago. I don't know why. I always imagined them doing the Charleston in Chicago. I don't know why.

That's a good. Maybe it was invented by C. Charleston. Because that was how they used to dance from... 30s. 30s. Well, World War II. I can tell you, 30s is when we started getting some crazy-ass stop motion with

King Kong and movies such as this. Oh, movies. Movies. Movies. Yeah. Tockeys. Movies. Let's go movies. Tockeys. Tockeys. Because 20s is movies, too. Tens and 20s, they got hell of silence. The silent films, they had videos of just people do in the Charleston. That was their

TikTok back then. And then they had talk, talkies. Talkies. Okay. 40s, unfortunately. Naziism. It was Naziism. This was the big thing that took over the decade. 50s T-birds

Yeah T-birds Dude, yeah Sockos Jell-gill-Jello Jell-O Jell-O Naziism

It's fucking Jell-O Jell-O Jello and refrigeration Yeah Well, Jello and cabs Yeah

Jellow is kind of the What's the word there 60s Hippies Hippies The Beatles The Beatles is the Bidels

Yeah this is actually a great list yeah Beatles 70s he's he's crazy

beetles I'm going to tell you right now dude the 70s afros we got the drive-thrues we got the muscle cars we got the drive-ins we got the nasty-ass school lunches

decade for a big big thing things. Yeah. And I've done a lot of work on this decade. What do you think the biggest thing is, though? Because they had a lot of micro big things. I'm going to say... The Pet Rock?

Pet Rock was, yeah, that's actually a good pole. Was Pet Rock the 70s? Yeah, Pet Rock was the 70s, and that fits in with the other type of thing, I think. Yeah. I'm trying that one... Stupidity. What was the other? Let's see, they had pole tab cans. Remember that?

Back when we were growing up? Pull tab cans. Yeah, I remember that. Remember growing up in the 70s? Roasted and mash and carrots. Roasted food. Yeah, roasted food. And you throw roasted food in between fucking and JC.

Yeah. Roasted food? Yeah, we need, yeah, roasted food needs to be up there. I think Pet Rock is good. Yeah, 70s is Pet Rock. 80s is excessive consumerism. We'll get there. Yeah.

Malls. Pet Rock fits the, like, that. Like the fad, big thing. Pet. Rock. 70s was all about fads, if you think about it. 80s was more about fat. Yep.

My 80s, hairstyles. I would say the mall. The mall was like, I feel like... The mall is like when I think we want to narrow in further, though. Yeah. Like what were they, what store, what 80s things were they doing at the mall? Food court, fucking, boring. Yeah, big ass denim jacket.

80s. What was the fads? man of the 80s they used to do this day I'm trying to think of stuff that my parents kind of grew up in the 80s right yeah I think that's right

I don't know them but I think that's right you don't know them I know your mom I don't know your dad oh Dave god the 80s the 80s what were we doing back when we were in the 80s when I was in the 80s I had one of those phones that was just a piece of shit but that flipped up yeah

oh dude it's the fucking cold war yep it's something about the cold war It's nuclear, it's hiding under your nuclear desk. What's a better way to put that? Bunker. 80s, the big thing was the bunker. Come get your bunker. That was the big thing.

Wait, isn't that the 50s though? Shut the fuck up. No, that was not the 50s. No, I think I'm right. Fifties was chill out, motherfucker. You're just, you're thinking of fallout. Yeah, you're right. They had that shit in the 80s as well.

That was at the height of the Cold War. wait the 80s is the nintendo wasn't so much video i don't think the 80s is the cold dude i know i'm talking about the 80s the 80s the 80s thing is the nintendo it's got to be the nes all right well how about this wait wait i'm about to make a change take the bunker out you're on the right track there the mall bunk beds bunk beds I guess. I'm still thinking. The 80 is a hard one to crack.

Because here's what I'm going to tell you, though. Okay. That's way more 90s coded. Yeah. Because you're right about that being the 80s. Well, the 90s is straight up video games and soda and shit like that. The 90s is the computer. Yeah.

The computer was the big thing because that was when Windows 95. Speaking of both, Cosby, this is the decade that he committed the majority. Oh, Cosby. Stand up comedy. Yeah. That was a huge fad. That is true. Yeah.

God, we're so stuck on the 80s. The 80s is a tough one. It's really way harder. I think the thing of the 80s was the decade before us. Was the fads. Synthesizer. I can think of almost everything. Why am I so obsessed with the 80s culture?

Synthesizers. Bro. Drive. The ideas behind Drive, the movie. Strange of Thames. And the look behind Drive and Stranger Things. Yeah, Strange of Thangs. Neon colors and synthesizers.

Dude, the feeling behind neon demon demons. Remember that movie? I did not finish watching that movie. I didn't see it. I thought neon demon was Lemon Demon. Lemon Demon was way cooler than Neon Demon. Yeah, 2000, for 2000. Oh, we're going to put

2010s, 2010s is YouTube. YouTube. We can get that right out of the way. I say once we get to 2010, we go year by year. Yeah. Which we're going to have to find some room on here. We go down the right side. Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah. And also, 80s, 80s. We can't get you stuck up on this because we don't got to come up with the next big thing. We got to lock in. We got to lock in. 80s. 80s is fucking again. No.

No, man. Come on. Get your mind out of a gutter. Big hair. Fucking everywhere. That was the first one we said. It was a fucking already had 10,000 years, man. Yeah, I guess.

Well, I split it with roasted food, but most of it was fucking. Okay. Beetle, wait, let's go through again. Horses, sliced bread, the Charleston, talkies, Nazis. Jello. Eels. Pet Rock. See, I want to hit something like Pet Rock. Yeah. Yeah.

Chia. Tab Cola. You know, I just realized it's funny that we did 33 to Ford horses, but we didn't have anything about cars on here at all. Yeah. Cars get around and that, like, knocked horses down, but sliced bread somehow took the top spot. That's smart. Yeah.

Okay. 80s just say anything. Next thing that somebody says, is going to be it. The mall, dude, the mall is the, no, ZZ Top. Z. All right. Z. 22. Top. Z. 90s. 90s. The computer. I think 90s. I think 90s is more like colored, colored ketchup and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, but that's all Y2K computer vibes. I was in the 90s for three, almost three years. But you just said 90s is computer. Catchup. Colored ketchup. That's two computer vibes. Colored ketchup would happen without the computer being. Dude, so prevalent.

But we're talking, we're not trying to get the widest thing. We're trying to get the biggest thing, the biggest. Colored ketchup was not that big, though. I know, but I'm saying that's the type of thing. Yeah, yeah. Like it was, what's it called? What's the pattern called, man? Squiggle.

Squiggle. Oh, solo jazz. Solo jazz, man. You really going to make me put the fucking fuck Jerry cup on this shit for the 90s? Dude, there's a reason he still uses that damn cup as his own face. Uh-huh. why is fuck Jerry so fucking funny you shouldn't find it funny he steals content from people

dude whatever do you remember back when fuck Jerry maybe people still do this but when fuck Jerry would message people on like Twitter or Instagram be like hey can I post your your content and then people would post a screenshot of them getting that message or reply and be like fuck yourself bro guess who did that at this table

yeah probably me too I was 90 by people I'm sure we all did it isn't that so funny Hey, fuck you. That's right. Fuck, Jerry. You can't use my post. You can't take a picture.

You can't take my picture. Hell not. What are you going to compensate me for that? Fuck Jerry's going in. I think I asked them for $5 once. Yeah. I think that I was like, can you pay for my bus ticket? And they did not reply.

To fuck Gary. Oh, 90s. Nirvana. Nervana was big. Grunge. Nirvana was the next big thing. Nirvana was the big thing. Nirvana.

Dude, it even gets name dropped in a song about the 80s. That's how big of a thing it was. 2000s is Y2K. Zeros is Y2K slash the computer. The millennium bug. Y2K was a 90s thing. Yeah. It was not the 2000s.

Can you put it in between then? Okay. You're right, but it needs to be on there. Well, I feel like it was bigger. It was a really big thing. The 90s and it was the 90s is the first, the 90s is the first generation that feels like. I remember everything. What is the?

I was not less than one. You were one. You were one. Not for all the year. But Y2K is the moment. You think I was born in 1999? I don't remember. Dude. You think he thinks I'm a baby. He thinks she's a baby. He thinks you're a baby. You better watch yourself. I saw the, you know, the thing at the liquor store that says like, you must be this old. Yeah. I had my

first tinge of, of, oh. You have to be born in 2020. Feeling old. It said, uh, you must be born in like, it was like the day, the the date that I was there. And then 2004. yeah and I immediately my hip started hurting and my back arched forward it's pretty pretty crazy yeah it's my birthday today you gotta change your birthday today June 23rd June 23rd July why do you have this episode comes out is my birthday I've always wondered why do you have one of those signs in your bedroom it says you can't get in this bed unless you're over unless you're I've never understood that, bro.

So if you can just explain that, what's that? You want me to explain it? I can't. I respect that. I can't explain it. So 2000s. Oh, we could throw, you know, maybe it's probably more 90s, but we could throw Pokemon in there somewhere.

Yeah. Pokemon are a big thing. But were they as big as Nirvana? Yeah, Nirvana. Come on. Dude, they get mentioned in a song called in 1985. But... what in essence though oh oh wait what nirvana was so big in the 90s that they get mentioned in the

80s then they should be in the 80s they say waiting on nirvana waiting on irvana uh yeah but i mean i i i but it could also be the 2000s oh shit elmer fudd elmer fudd is not the 2000s is not big in the 2000s it was way he was old as fuck he's from like the 30s or something we could put him here nazism and the rise of elmer fudd can we put Rise of Nazism and Elmer Fudd. Okay, so this was the rise of Nazism and Elmer Fudd. Keep working on 2000s. I think 2000s is probably the computer.

Yeah. Internet. All right, Internet. And this is where we basically, everything from here on out is Internet, basically. Okay. It's all internet-based. So now, actually, I'm going to get rid of Elmer Fudd. I think we have good.

So this goes all the way to 2010. So let's start. 2011 iPod 211 iPhone iPhone I like that

2012 World ending World ending World pandemic Mayan Mayan ending Mayan ending Mayan end

of it 2013 fine 2013 wait mine end of it or Connie Mian

Mian Mian Coney was a Coney was a sign of ending 2014 shit boom clap stop clap music

2014 that kind of shit I was lost in China mom fernet sons when were the little wine hipsterism hipsterism

hipsters yeah that's gonna stretch hipters and anti hipsterism yeah both that's you know that's interesting because usually stuff

becomes big and then people start hating on it after it becomes too big but I feel like hipster was there was instantly it was instigated. For instance,

Nazism was met with Jello the following decade. You would think that this would be anti-Nazism, isn't that interesting? We still haven't gotten there. We took all the scientists.

Yeah, that's true. To invent Jellah. Yeah. 2015. Scientists invented Jellarvon. Brown. Yeah. Jellah.

2015. That's, I don't even fucking remember that shit. 2016, Trump. Well, yeah, I'm thinking in terms of high school, 2015. How old was I? Oh, for me, it was graduating.

I was graduating. That was a big thing that year before I graduated. Oh, dude. Maybe. Playing basketball. Yeah, being carefree. Being cared free. Wait, no.

There was something big that year. What was a big thing from that year? Was it the minions? Do you remember Julio? The minions, 2015? You were 28. Or, wait, bro, it's fucking Harambe. We call Brandon right now.

ask what year that was? Please call Brandon Brandon When did Wait Because it actually might have been

Brandon When did Brandon Wardell Invent Dix out For Harambe I think it's Dank Memes

By the way In 2016 You're right Randon Wardle Popularized The Dix out For Harambe Mean

2015 is Dank memes 2016 is Harambe Harembe Over Trump Yeah Trump is actually A product

of Harambe Wait dang Dank memes Or Or Surreal memes Thank memes was first Really?

Yeah That's like a text I would send Oh by the way Why the fuck can't I wear a scuba suit In the lake of jizz No it's It doesn't make any sense

Or skeet lake It's a lake It's a lake I said would you I said will you take a swim In Lake Skeet And I said how cold is it He said 63 degrees

That's fucking cold Yeah but it's said approximately It's very good You would not want to swim in 63 degree water. That's extremely cold. He kept saying, no, he kept saying, I want to wear my scuba suit in Lake, and I said, why would you wear a scuba suit

in a lake? It doesn't make any sense. You just don't need to wear a scuba suit in a lake, right? Yeah. I mean, you're jumping on the tire swing into Lake, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah. Even if it's cold, you need a, you're putting on a scuba suit to go into a cold lake to take a dip?

Cameron. It's Lake Skeet. It's fill with Skeet. It's like Skeet. I want to cover my whole body. It's cold skeet, too. It's cold skeet. Yes, I'm going to wear a scuba suit. And then he got on pissy at me. I said there's no need. There's no need.

I said there's no need to wear. I don't give a fuck if there's a need. You're asking me if I do it. And I'm saying, yes, I've had a scuba suit. Why would you wear a scuba suit? Honey, where is my scuba suit? Dude. Rozone probably cooled the skeet down.

Yeah. Anyway, maybe that skeet that he's shooting out. That could be skeet. Oh, 2016. S.JWism. Trump. SJW is. versus

SJWism is because of Trump Yeah SJJ what was it again SJWism

SJWism So SJWism 2 2 2 Oh God S

J Wism Isom Isam Isam Isam You just Connected

Connected Made an arrow from that to Nazism 2017 What was that was probably

the biggest year for Instagram. 2017. But that's not entirely true. I guess Vine left and then the grant now. 27. Dirtbag leftism, bro.

Derbag leftism. That wasn't the next big thing though. That wasn't as big as SJWs or bank memes. Dude, it was for me. Me too. Me too. Okay.

I guess the DSA. 2017. I'm talking about Laboooooo-Betles, Pet Rock, Zee, Top. Not talking about. Slic bread. Fucking bullshit. I'm not talking about

some bullshit over here, man. I'm talking about Vine. I'm talking about iPhone. Yeah. That level of big thing. 2017. What was the big thing? God, was it a little Naz X?

Old Town Road. No, that was later than 2019. Yeah, something like that. God damn, that's so long ago. It might have been more recently. Oh, there was an eclipse that year. That's not a fad. That's not Laboo-Boo level.

That is not Laboo level. I remember that shit, though. Oh, man. Oh, well, you know what? What? Maybe this was more 2016 to replace Pokemon Go. Pogo.

Yeah. SJW is a... It's more of a movement than a fad. That was bigger than Pogo, though. Yeah. But if we're doing like... Okay, look, look. If the 70s is Pet Rock

instead of like... 70s... General 70s social movement. But SJWism was a fad with shirts. Yeah. You just don't want Pokemon anywhere on here because of how pathetically you lost.

Yeah, you lost the Pokemon. You forfeited before the battle even began. I'm an SJW. Can you just go to 2025 and write Caleb's pathetic loss? Wait, that's the big thing this year? Wait, that's not as big as other thing. Oh, no, no, the next, the big thing in 2025 is the Laboooooooo. No.

Because we're coming up with something even bigger. No, no, no. Well, this is for 2026. We've got to power through this. I don't know if this stuff. We're kind of in the weeds, maybe. It doesn't matter, I guess. Pokemon Go.

Yeah. Pogo. Can they split it? Yeah, you could put both or it could be 2017, but I feel like it would die down. What the hell was in 2017? 2017 was definitely the, uh, fucking, what was big that year? Tidepods had to been tie pods. Was that 27?

Team. Pokemon go. That's, what was the biggest fad in 2017? You can't start doing that now. Okay. I found this on the web. for what was the biggest fat in 2007. List of heaviest people, Wikipedia.

The biggest fat in 2017? That's what it answered. All right. Well, who's that? The biggest fat. Okay. Well, who's that? Who's the biggest fat?

Wait, yeah. Well, it's overhauled at all. Who's the biggest fat person? John Brower, my knock. How fat is he? Oh, 14. hundred pounds. What?

That's big, man. It's a big guy. It's like two of me. Yeah. 2018. Travis Scott Carnival. That wasn't. Astro World.

That wasn't, no, no, that was 2021. Okay. 2018, what was happening in that year? God, I don't even know. We were in college. I was in college. Time is running. It's over.

It's over. Time is over. I'm done. I'm going to die. We're done. Yeah. Speaking of 28. You're not 28 yet.

28 times tomorrow. He's preloading his age. I'm preloading my age. I've been calling myself 28 for a week to get used to it. No, you're trying to get people to think you're more mature than you are. I'm not trying to think that at all. You're trying to get a few extra days of 20 years. You're not as mature as me yet.

You've got to wait until tomorrow. You literally, you admitted that I'm your mentor. I did not admit that you were my mentor. I said you're not my mentor. Roll the clip. Roll the clip where he says it. Put it in my hand. Oh, that's because you tricked me,

immature because you're not my mentor I'm more than your mentor no I'm an older family member to you I'm an older family member and neighbor no 2018 god 2018 was tight pod challenge just say some fuck shit oh momo challenge

momo challenge what's that remember momo challenge the scary animal the scary woman terrifying little thing that just broke my heart when I saw it grandpa eating paint when was the grandpa eating paint cinnamon challenge is 20 that was way earlier you guys got Siri like that

I can't help you with that my Siri fucking sucks 2018 please Siri we're gonna go Tidepods When was cinnamon Tide pod? Siri said no Whoa

one word no Let me see Maybe your Siri hates you My Siri fucking I said please Siri What was the cinnamon challenge And it said no That's rogue When was the cinnamon challenge

2007 Siri hates There's no way it was 2007. That's crazy. That's what it says. There's no way it was in like 2012

2012 probably. Siri don't lie. She told, she said, she said, she just told his motherfucker no. Oh,

my series of boy. 2019. 2019. Probably COVID. No. 2020. It was 2020. Come on,

bro. 2019. God, what was that big ass fat? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda.

Baby Yoda was huge. That was baby Yoda mania. Baby Yoda. And BB8. Yeah. Nah. 2020 that was

sourdough Sourdough Pierce just walked in No he didn't He's right there There's Pierce and Derek You missed him I waved to hello to them

No Caleb missed him 2021 lockdown reopen No Don't bro We're talking about close to the wall Yeah You're giving yourself This is where we're going to create

our next big thing. It's going to fit in this area. It's going to fit in this area. Probably TikTok, right? 2021. That's not as big, though. This TikTok is a device to tell people what the next big thing is. Do you want to just send it on TikTok, though?

No, it is the next point. It can't be. Bro, you're getting in your head about this shit. I'm not getting in my head. It's TikTok. All right. 2022. What the fuck happened?

Jubio. Jubio. Jubio. Jubio. You think that was more of a 2020 and 2021 for me. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, 2020 was, or 222 is a big year for Jubio. That is a big year, but. 2022. What happened in that?

That's when he joined. Nothing happened in that year. On the screen. Not one thing was a lot. I'm trying to have a big thing that happened then. That year could be just off stricken. No, because there was something.

We just aren't thinking about it. And it was something that had to do with tick. was it fucking it's just tic talk for the rest of it dude yeah midterms midterms no no because it's a fad it's a fad like sourdough tick tock fucking joe exotic type shit oh shit how do we miss tiger king yeah that was 20s sourdough stood sourdough bigger than tiger king sourdough stood the whole lockdown 22 crumbull was that the biggest rumble cookie was 24 I don't know Crumble cookie though Insomnia cookies

22 The biggest fan French Jay Ador CQ Vu Fines is a French film directed by Philippe Gillard in 2021

it was screen It's a wrong This is so hard This is actually We haven't even started Coming up with our best Biggest new thing ago

This is so hard Let me look at Let me go Did we go on tour that year? We did go on tour that year So what were we doing? It says here that pickleball is 2022. That makes sense.

That's when people were fucking, they were tearing down, they were tearing down shit and putting pickleball courts up. Talking like of intriloquist was big with us. Yeah, but we're talking about the whole world.

We're not talking about. Oh, some type of some brown fluid leaked from my fridge in 2022. All right. Let's go brown fluid. It's got to be pickleball. It's got to be pickleball.

I'm going, I'm going to go back in my camera roll. Bickle ball. Pickle ball is good. Okay. Pickle ball. All right. 2023. What do we got on 2023?

It says that the biggest fad was naked clothing or sheer dresses. Naked clothing. Naked clothing. I never even heard about this before. Ballet flats, friendship bracelets, and cargo pants. What? Wide leg denim. This is not, I'm not talking fashion.

Biggest fad, 24. movie pass. Movie pass was like 2017 or 2018. The rise of the fucking AI is so stupid. It says the rise of zero proof alcohol and low sugar products is the biggest fad at 2023. New powers,

abilities, and DNA upgrades were banned in 2023. Okay, DNA upgrades. No, they're banned. Yeah, they're banned. DNA upgrades bannings. Who banned that? Oh, the planets were in 2020.

That was 2023? The five weeks of planets? Dude, look at this fucking list here. It says fads in 2023, number one, number one is ingredients. Grocery store giant Whole Foods projects that in 23, more consumers will be looking for products with Yao Pond, a caffeinated plant, dates, kelp, and avocado oil. Oh, yeah, Yau Pond is the only American native caffeinated plant. Dude, Halloween was big in October in 2023.

true so you're well good news guys the biggest trend a upgrade the biggest trend in 2023 is consumable and smart packaging 24 now motherfucker yeah okay okay 24 i think is crumble cookie i never had one yeah nope that's not even a real one i don't think that's real oh my god we forgot to put fucking funco pop somewhere we'll put them on 24 okay funco no it's 20 2015 i think is funco we got that as dank memes yeah i guess dank memes is Right. 204. What was happening in 2020?

That's just last year. Yeah. It's just last year. What was the big thing? Oh, God. I can't even think of it. Who died? Somebody big died.

Celebrity deaths were big. Double peanut butter cracker was gotten. You made that or that came out of the package? That came out like that. Damn. It's fucking bad ass. A double stack? A double stack?

I don't think that that's big. Wait, where was Stacktopia? Stacktopia was 2023. Is that more important than DNA upgrades being banned? I guess. Oh, Justin Bieber died. He's still fucking alive. He's just put out.

It's a false picture. It's a doctored photo. I didn't doctor shit. Okay. Well, somebody did. Doctors. Doctors are big in 2020. Who was big in 2024?

This is, this was big on 20204. This is chicken. This is saved on my phone from the table. my wedding. 9.54 a.m. Two scientific diagram of chickens having sex. Why did that come to mind? Wow.

What a day I had. It sounds beautiful. I had this sandwich just a few hours later. Dude. Okay. Shut the fuck up. 2024. God, that's got to be crumbull cookie, man.

Metal springs? No. Oh, metal spring did stick with us for a long time. For us, I was big. Oh, that was big. A metal spring. Metal spring. Metal spring.

Metal spring. 2025, it's a little a boo-boo. Okay. And then we're going to go. We're going to go through this really quickly, just so that we know, and while I say this, Labu, while I say this, I want you guys to be thinking about what these items have in common. Maybe we have to, yeah, we have to think about a similarity between all of them,

and then we have to maybe combine all of these into one, like, thing. We need to use this as a tool to predict for 2026, is basically what needs to happen here. So what we should have done is had way fewer of these, write down a bunch, write down them, and then write down adjectives about them, and link the adjectives and then choose something for that. But we didn't. But we didn't do that.

What we need is another whiteboard. Yeah, we really do another whiteboard. Okay, fucking, it's fun. Wait, let's pick five at a time and find something that all of them have in common. That's good. Fucking roasted food. So between the fucking roasted food.

Fucking to the 2010s. The fucking roasted food or the 10s. fucking roasted food Jesus Christ's Christ's lifespan horses and slice bread fucking and horses is both is both riding

yeah right and rice bread and roasted food rode across for us sliced bread and roasted roasted food rides a pan yeah slice bread rides

rides a toaster jacy also jacy also turned himself into food he did his body became food oh these horses are edible oh these are all delicious

Yes, you eat in all of this Yes Okay, eating Delicious Eating, eating so that those ones are Edible Edible Maybe just erase

The way, no Yeah, erase that block And write Oh wait a minute, here we go Here we go Here we go Like just do a do here Do a red marker and do edible

No no do it do here, here Wait, let me do this I have a vision I have a vision Okay Oh yeah that's right We can Okay

Edible Edible Good, oh yeah Okay Okay So 20s through The 60s We have the Charleston

I want to get tangled with you Talkies The Rise of Nazism And Elmer Fudd Jello and the Beatles Jello is wobbly and wiggily Dancing is Charles did

The Nazis didn't have a leg to stand on with their ideology Neither did Fud Charleston is Wiggly Yeah Red red redness between jelloism and nazism jello oh sweet

sweet I don't think is sweet Jello is sweet but we Naziism is really going to weigh heavy on this one Jello well movement A movement Jello wiggling movement Beatles dancing movement

Talkies movement on the screen movies Wow that was very well done That's beautiful That was very very well done That's really really good movement It's an acronym for movement. I like that. Okay.

So 70s through 2011. Actually, we'll just do 70s to 2000. Okay. So we have... Pet Rock, Zizi, Top, Nirvana, Internet. Rock. Easy. Internet is...

Oh, and Y2K is on there, too. Internet is basically powered by rocks. Yeah. Silicon. Silicon is sand. Okay, so this is rock. Mm-hmm. So, so far, let's, I'm already bubbling with ideas.

Edible movement rock. We're getting there. Okay, I don't want to say anything too early. I don't want to say anything too early. Okay, 2011 through 2015. So here we have iPhone, the Maya end of it, Vine, hipsterism, and anti-hypsterism, and dank memes. This is a tough.

one. Yeah. So Vine and iPhone, that's obviously... iPhone and my end of it both have to do with calendars. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There was an end.

There was an end of Vine. End of Vine was 2015. Dank memes. Hipsters... A lot of dank memes were about ending your life. Ending your own life. True.

Hipsters thing before their things are cool. Mm-hmm. It ends. So maybe that was the era of ending. Endings. Yeah. Vines are short. Mm-hmm.

The Mayan end would make the world short. iPhone is a short. version of a phone. Hipsters, a lot of hipsters are short. Keep going. Dank memes, they are. Shorten your attention span.

They shorten your attention span. So short. Shortness. Shortness. Shortness. And then 2016 through was that 2020? Yeah.

Shorts. Okay. Okay. 2016 through 2020. 2016 through 2020. 20, whoops. Yeah. We got SJWism,

Pokemon Go, Tidepod clannage, baby grogou, and sourdough. That's actually, clamage. It does say clamage. Baby Grogu and sourd pod clamage.

All right, baby grogou and sourdough, buns in the oven. Oh, wow, that's good. Tidepod. There's like a... Shadwism, buns like the hair.

Yeah. Man buns. Man buns. Mm-hmm. Pokemon. Go. There's a bunny Pokemon. on.

Low punny. And Typot is like a bun for cleaning. Yeah. It's like a bowel bun. Exactly. So we're going to take bun on this? Bun.

Yeah. We're going to take buns? Uh-huh. This is the era of buns. We're taking buns. Yeah. We're taking buns from 2016. Pretty buns.

Pretty buns from that era. We're going to take that as... Dude, use the red. Buns. Dude. What if I smush all of every color? It'll be visually bad. We need this to be easily digestible by just looking at it.

Yeah, you need to be able to look at this and know exactly what this is. With the red, you can understand what's going on. Yeah. All right. Dude, final era. The final era. I hope not. No.

Okay. TikTok pickleball. DNA upgrades have been banned. Metal spring. Metal spring. And LaBoooooo, which I have your. Lapu. What do we know about?

TikTok. A spring is a spiral, so is a DNA. Yes, a helix. A helix. A helix. Pickle ball is a ball. Uh-huh. Oh.

Pickle. TikTok, you scroll. Pickle ball, something goes about you hit back and forth. Scrolls are wrapped around. Spirals. DNA is a spiral. When you're done with pickle ball, you roll up the net. And also the ball.

does a spiral. And Labibu's play roles in many people's lives. Let's start from Labubu because that's definitely the biggest thing on this list. What is a Labubu except just an ugly fucking thing?

Oh, it's on a keychain. A libou is more like DNA. It's more a bun. Wait, wait, wait. He said something amazing. A key chain. It's on a key chain and it looks like DNA.

Yes. A rally of pickleball is like a chain. Yes, a chain. Chit-Tac-Tac. Chain mail. Someone might have made a video of a chain on there. But there's video.

Video chains where you send them to each other. Wow. Chain videos. And send this to five of your friends. And DNA upgrades are when you changeing. Yeah. Yes. So change.

The DNA looks like a chain or change. Chain. Chain. Chain. Chain. We're going from buns into chain. Yeah. Chains.

Chains. Okay. All right. So the next big thing will be chained. Have buns or is buns. short have something to do with buns something to do with buns it will either be a rock or have something to do with rock okay it will be movement uh-huh there will be movement and it is edible i have a pitch that i'd like to throw out there yes um and this is just a first thing

so we can build on it or we can go another direction i'm imagining a bun i'm going an edible bun yeah okay kind of like a a dumpling where it's got a bun and then on the inside is a rock. And you put this, this thing is on a short chain. And before you eat it, this is what you do. The rock,

okay, no, no, okay, okay. The rock is really hot, okay? The bun comes to you. It's not fully cooked. It's like a

bebim bop and a stone bowl, but reverse. And you take it on the chain. Here's how you cook it. You take the chain and you swing it around in a circle to use centrifugal force to press the hot short stone.

Yeah. And this is a short process. It's a bun. Yeah. It's a short stone with a bun. Okay. And then you eat it off the bun. It's like an oiled rock.

You eat it off the rock. Yeah. Yeah. And then and then the rock has is like, and this is like kind of, I'm spitballed. This doesn't really. Yeah. But the rock, like every rock is different. They have little faces and they're little characters.

And you don't know until you eat the bun off of it. That's a great thing. And then you hang them on your purse like a liboooooo. They're always there that small. When you're done with the food, it gives you a little boo boo boo. How big are you imagining? That's really big. Yeah.

I thought it was like a 15-pound rock. I was imagining the size of a bun, of a bowel bun. I was figuring that you were, you know, it could be big. A bowel bun is I don't have anything in it, except a rock.

Yeah. So it's like, it needs to be thin. Oh, and they could be called wow buns. With rocks in them. You would, I think that on the title,

you're going to want to tell people that it has rock. Yeah, rock. Wow buns now with What about wild bun? So that's a product. Rocks. That's a product.

Yeah. So I do like that pitch. But what about something that is more in the vein of like like pickle ball or movement or SJWism or you know what I mean? Uh-huh.

Something that is chains. What about a hairstyle buns like Princess Lan up that are chained together? There's short hair. Yeah. And it has a lot of movement because you're in a rock show moving your head the chain moves too when you move when you walk oh edible edible it's made their fruit roll up on it you need hair you know you can eat hair

edible yeah I guess technically it's edible well I guess you could put like some kind of setting spray that has a flavor to it spray I like the idea of a spray yeah edible movement rock with short chain buttons a rock movement an edible chain movement shortly edible shortly and these chained buns will shortly be edible well that's already what you can't yeah I love this slogan

edible shortness okay you eat away the shortness edible shortness shortening yes edible shortness is shortening shortening it is shortening shortening with chains in it edible shortening now what if we zigzag here what if we chain what if chain actually isn't even

part of the product we chain between the two sides of the whiteboard in the creation of the idea. Yes. So edible shortness, shortness movement or movement buns. Being in a prison. And a buns rock. Bonds rock. Bonds rock.

Rock buns. Oh, what about rock bun, rock buns on chains? They swing around. What if we just change the name? We change the name of rock buns like, oh, I love that rock bun. We change the name of rock buns. To shortness movements.

move my, to move mount shortness mm-hmm and make it edible ediboo ediboo ediboo ediboo

oh my god the rock bun's name it's called an ediboo okay it's called an edib whatever this is it's called an ediboo okay so it's called an ediboo

mm-hmm we chains the rock bun's name to short-changed we short-changed change. I don't know where you're going with that.

What? Short changed. Like you don't give them money. Oh, okay. We shortchanged rock buns and then we move to the next mountain. What about a moving mint? What about a moving mint? A moving mint.

Tell me more. It's a mint on a chain. No. Okay. What about the shortness, though? The chain is not long. Okay. I like your bow bun.

I do like the bow bun idea a little bit. My stomach is a rumbling. I wish I had a wow bun right now. I'm trying to get more, I guess, larger. What if we take movement? Yeah, what if we take movement and we use that to be that we're creating a new type of move? We're creating a new click. Okay, a new type of person.

This is a new table and mean girls. Yes. And our movement is all about. Edible buns. Edible buns. Not the music. Yeah. Edible buns, rocks, not the music.

Yeah. And changing. Or chain And at our table Oh, you don't chain your clothes You don't rock buns You rock buns We rock buns

We change our clothes And we're short And we're short And we're short And this is the edible movement No we're short We wear edible chains And we rock and we rock buns

And we're called The movement The movement Is called the movement the movement. No, we're called the first letter of all this shit.

Called Emerald. Virgil Hasettitin. Virgil. Did you get Virgil from? Oh,

you're doing every single one. Disability? Didotipidimusil. The missile. The missile. The missile. It's called the missile

and it's an edible rock that No, this is the bun idea again But we have a name for it now. The missile. I like that. You can also let it go. It's a thing that's edible,

but you can also play with it. Wow. Like Play-Doh. Yeah. Plato's not edible. No, not to you. I like this idea. Yeah.

Or the missile could be a group of badass girls at a table. They would probably, and they chain their clothes. chain their clothes. We rock buns. We're short. We move mints. We move mints.

We move mints. We're short. And we eddib. And we edible. All right. You want to go to sleep. I want a hot dog so bad. Do you want to go to sleep?

You want a hot dog for more than 24 hours at this point. Why don't you make your own world be good one? I would just sitting on the couch all that. I was going to go get hot dogs from the grocery store today and I just didn't do it. I'd like to sit on your crotch. Why? I'm. Yeah. I don't know. I'm too sore.

You dog. Damn. You fucking dog. I got joint soreness. I have a summer cold. Yeah, you said that earlier. You know, when you get joint soreness in such a way that typically I'd be fine with you sitting on my crotch. But today I think it might hurt my hips. Okay. It has been fat and crazy.

Blob slob. That's fair. Lobb slob. Could put that up there. All right. Well, I think this was successful until we had to come up with our own thing. Yeah, we could have done. We could, okay, you know what? What?

We're going to take this in stride. Uh-huh. We're going to, this is our, this is our, the board. Yeah. We're developing the board. Mm-hmm. We're going to take our, how this went. We're going to think about it.

We're going to come back and we're going to. Maybe we each pitch an idea of what the new thing is. We're going to, uh, we're just, no, we're going to learn from our, from our mistakes. Okay. And our mistake was that. it's that we needed to be more smarter. Yeah. And chain our clothes. And chain our clothes.

That sounds good. It sounds good. We rock buns. We chain our clothes. We chain our clothes. We rock buns. We're short. I like short you being something shortly. Yeah. And if you and if you don't like us, move out shortly. Yep. There we go. Yo. And if you got edible with us,

which is what they call beef, because like beef is edible. Okay, and we're the Emmer's bit. Yeah, we're a bunch of cool girls. We chain our clothes. We rock buns. And if you got edible with us, move out shortly. Yeah, like beef.

Exactly. Like, edible is what we call beef. Yeah. Beef is edible, isn't it? All right, so we're just waiting on a name for one of these groups. Yeah. But we'll figure that out later. Maybe Labu.

Maybe it's Labu. Maybe it's one of these ones that I misspelled. Fuck it. It's Labuternet. So it could be. Or metal sprangage. Clanage. Clanage.

Clanage. A clan. Mm-hmm. Oh, what about a group of people that's a clan? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Their clanage is edible. And they have rock movements.

This is. I think we, I think, what? I think we just got to call it a lot, what it is. You got to call it a loss. Can we trick? Can I try one more thing? Yeah. What if we do what we did with the fives?

We do these in pairs. Okay. And we boil these down further. So edible. Edible movement. What's in edible movement? Stonerism. Edibles like we eat edibles.

Oh, stoner. Okay, all right, all right. We have stonerism. Stonerism. And then I guess rock and shortness. Short rock. What was a, a snippet of a song? Stoner metal

That's really short What are the really thin rock That you would like skip? Oh, skipping stone Skipping stone Skip Short rock Or rock short

Rock short Rock short Rock shorts Cut off Rock shorts Fashion Fashion Stonerism

Fashion And then chains and buns Chains and buns What's similar Between chains and buns Chains Oh they're both things you can buy chains and buns product

buyable products get them at a restaurant don't then we have stoner oh these are fashion chains wearing a chain and buns that's fashion yeah so then shortness and rock will be something else

oh wait we I don't know why I got rid of it stonerism fashion buns shortness and rock or rocks and shortness rock It rocks to be short. Short rock.

Rock. Pebble. Sway. Pebbles you can buy. No. Stonerism, fashion with a pebble. Pebble. A short rock. You say, what's a short rock?

They say it's a pebble. So, stonerism, fashion, pebble. Obviously, the next big thing is going to be that it's going to be some type of drug-based fashion that is a pebble. Like, so maybe they, maybe people will, wear a little crack rock around their neck. Oh yeah. Like when people put like drugs in the little vial. Uh-huh. But it'll be a fashion. It'll be a fashion.

It'll be a fashionable to wear a crack rock around you neck. I could actually see that happen. Yeah, that actually could be the next big thing. I could see Lana Del Rey doing that. Molly or something and a little too. Or getting it like subdermal. Yeah. It's just a dermal crack rock. Like when Lil Uzi Burke got that

crystal on a crack. Okay. Just with a pebble of crack. All right. I could see that implanted drugs for fashion. Yes. That's the next big fact. Drugs as fashion. Drugs and medicines as fashion. Yeah.

Drugs and medicines and foods. Oh, you can walk around with a little pill, a beta blocker in your, in a little bag around your neck. Yeah. And you know what it would be? It would be because normally people buy drugs they try to hide them.

Uh-huh. And this would be saying, I'm not even going to do the drugs. I don't fucking care. We're going to get to a point where people don't even do drugs. They only wear it. Right. This ain't possession.

This is wearing. Yeah. Yeah. This is profession. Yeah. Per fashion. I could see this being real. Yeah.

I agree. This was the best idea yet. I think we got it. We got it. It was the picture of the guy with the diamonds when he's under ground. Yes. Yes. We didn't wasn't the one who went home on top.

On the top of the picture. We kept going. We kept digging and smiling and having a big mouth. We kept digging. Yeah. Well, that's that. We did it. It was wearing thing.

This fucking thing looks crazy. Crazy. Yeah. Wow. Well, kind of a number 23 type of thing. It looks good. Same kind of color. Well, if you made it to the end.

How long is this? Four hours. 14. Oh, an hour 14? It really feels like it's been four hours of figuring this out. It sucks when you try to invent something live on the air, honestly. I don't think it sucks. I think we got there.

Because you get mentally stimulated to, like, you're right yeah i'm just like fucking got pre-pre-pre all up in my boxies wait a minute wait wait what did you just say say say that again huh what did you just say

pre-pre all up in my boxies that's the next big thing I think it's pre-pre it's pre-pre up in boxes erase the whole board erase the whole board can I say something

it's the next big thing on pre-pre for a day or two it's pre-pre you had that in your oh my god I've been I've had pre-pring in my head since you said, since I said that you had pre-come on your microphone on an episode that I think hasn't come out yet.

That was maybe a D&D episode. Yeah. Well, the next big thing is a song by Cameron called Pre-Pree in My Boxes. 2026, pre-Pree in my Boxes. Boxes was on the spot. I can say that, but pre-Pree, I've been ruminating on pre-Pree. An original song by Cameron Federer. No one really said pre-Pree.

I kind of assumed that was already. No. No. Pre-Pree is new. You, nobody ever said fucking pre-pre-pre before. Dude, I bought that marker for us. There it is, folks. Pre-pre-pre in my boxies.

That's pretty good. Mm-hmm. All right. You got it what you wanted. Me? Yeah. The next big thing has been decided by Cameron. The next big thing is sitting right there

in your fucking junk drawer. It's not my fault. I get over-stimulated by intellectual sapiens sexual. Dude, I'm obsessed with looking at it and you have to end the episode. It always tents up Larry David There's nothing in there, man Wait, that's gonna be big too

Is rappers talking and saying stuff And then saying as a punchline Larry David That shit tinted up Larry David Yeah It is always tending up Larry David though That'll be like no homo

Is that like a problem? No, people know that it's pants People know it's pants because of the Larry David thing Larry David did a lot for us tenters People to think that you have a pointy-ass dick Because I'm on the train. Who gives a fuck? They're not going to come up to you and say,

let me check. When the little... I tell you who's not tinton this motherfucker. No, I got nothing down there. Nullo. A little, a little fucking fucking King Charles Cavalier Spaniel comes and lies down on the floor

of the train and I have my fucking boingers up. I don't want that to be the world's perception of me. Yeah. Am I crazy for feeling? I just don't think anybody notices. Yeah, no one notices. Well, that's really what I have my question.

was, do you guys think that people will ever think about it? Nobody's thinking about tents like that. Oh, fuck. I fucking left my phone open on Pokemon Go. I've been sitting here for an hour trying to catch this jigglypuff, man. Gigli Puff's probably dead by now. I got to sleep. Yeah, you do need to sleep.

I have tattoo flu. You have any thing to plug in August. The post will be up on my Instagram soon. And I just got a 96CP jigglypuff. All right. It's got 96 CP on your phone. Bye, bye. No, no.

Mail no. Can I tell you guys a story? Can you say that my butt's oily as well? Or mention that in your brain? Just choose one and add oily. Thing roll, please. The list of the 14th annual Dundee Award winners have been Boing.

Wait, are we breaking this news? That the Dundies have been Boing. Congratulations to all our Boings. Jim, Best Boings Award. Cam, Best Moms Award. Ryan Howard. hottest in the boinging, the bounceable store for over

three years. Stanley Boing Award. Dwight's promising assistant fucking doofus award. Aaron, cute as red, boinging butt in the office award. Andy Boing Boing Boing Head of the year award.

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You got the cutest red bouncing bouncing bonoose. Red bouncing butt. A cute red bouncing butt. Yeah.