Podcast About List - Ep. 352 - The Caleb Pitts Situation Is Crazy

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

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Julio, when were you at your most... We're going to have that red dollar sign on YouTube. Yeah. Because we usually make so much damn money. That's true. Yeah, we make... It's so funny when I log into the YouTube studio and it clicked the earn thing.

And it's like, you've earned $6 in Mexican pesos in the last four years. Cool, man. But it shows you in the pesos. So it looks like there's a thousand dollars. No, not even at that. No, no, no, we've never made. We've definitely never made a thousand. I don't think we've made.

There's a comma instead of a... Oh, yeah, it's six. So then you look at it, you're like, oh, shit, we're making it. And then you're like, no, no, no, this is Mexican money. I genuinely think we, off of YouTube, we have to have made less than $100 ever. Yeah. I think it's less than 30. I think we live such lavish lives.

I think, I think, uh... I think one time Julio paid himself out the YouTube payment, and I think it was like $30. Can you confirm that? It was 20. And it was 20. And it was a donation from the live stream. Okay. So we've never made a dollar. You went all in on YouTube a couple of years. Yeah, dude.

Okay, I'll turn ads on. No. No, no, no. No. No, no. No, don't turn the ads on, man. Well, you know what? Turn the ads on for yourself. Give yourself something nice.

What does that mean? Get you sell something nice, Julio. I want to see Julio full men's wear it out. I want him at Amelion Dore with Brett Gilman. What's the deal with those shirts? How expensive are those shirts? Those are expensive shirts. Like expensive as it's a CP shirts?

Yes, as expensive. They're in the same category. Really insinuative garment ideas. Well, CP company for sure. Dude, I think it's their Japanese. Yeah, something like that. Also, such a funny... Never pay this much for a shirt.

Yeah, for sure. So funny that they're like, we are CP company. And that, because that phrase, CP has been around for as long as the internet. Not as long as Japan has been around. But as long as the internet's been around. And CP company didn't start until like mid-2000s or some shit. I think that the whole, the whole CP thing,

I think this is like when you're back in school you're laughing at something that it's not really that you know and so you know when you would be in school with somebody he thinks CP is not an issue that sounds so wrong remember that remember when people would say that yeah because you would say you would be like I want to go to go at the playground

but and they say you said but yeah that's basically what that is you think that that's it I don't think that CP is like a ubiquitous I think it's I don't think it's entering most people's daily lives enough for it actually matter of a brand his life every day. Yeah, that's true. It's his life every day. It's his initial.

I don't think it's that crazy to abbreviate a brand to CP. I agree. No, no, no. They're called the CP Company. Still. It's not an abbreviation? No, no, no, no. It's called CP Company. This is CP Company's collab with Palace. And their name is

fucking CP Company. And they were invented after the whole, like, the invented after the internet had already used CP. They were invented after child porn is what you're trying to do. Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. What year was child porn invented? Child porn was invented probably

in ancient Greece, right? Um, no. Really? I don't think they... Wasn't it invented or the Romans were doing that and they were drawing it on vases and shit, right? Or it was the Greeks. Oh, come on, that's not porn. Yeah, it is. A beautiful art.

A wonderful fresco of a child being fucking ass. A wall fresco in the ruins of Pompeii. Turn ads on now. Turn the ads on now after this three minutes. I wonder what kind of ads we would be getting if we did have ads on YouTube. Turning Point USA. You think so?

Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Or maybe concerts. The Killers live at Madison Square Garden. Dude, I really want us to do a fathom event. Yeah. I think that we're about three years out from a fathom event. Fathom event we could probably do now.

You think so? We should do a fathom event. I don't even want the actual thing. thing. I just want the, I don't want the actual screenings. I just want the advertisement. Yeah, yeah. The fathom event, though, is, is, uh, no good. Why? Fathom event is like your, you're, is, that's something that, that's like a, in, in the grand scheme of things, that's like a participation trophy. That's like a pity award, I feel like, when you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're thinking, some of the greatest operas in

all times. Yeah, you think that's, yeah. No, that it literally, it is, it's a company that was invented so that they can be like, hey, I'm really sorry you couldn't make it into the movie theater. Like, we'll get, we'll get you in there, bud. I guess that's true. But how many live, how many recordings of live events get actual theatrical runs? Not many, right?

You just get the fathom. Fathom events is mostly, like, I feel like anime and stuff these days. It's much less the live stuff. All I remember is when they would have like, uh, uh, it would be like some fucking actors, one-man show that I've never heard of. We've definitely talked about this for it. That's what's so beautiful about fathom events is it runs the entire gamut of the entirety

of human culture. It's every single possible thing. Should we three go to an opera? I wanted to go to an opera. I think it's pretty expensive. I don't think it feels like it would be expensive. You can get a cheap one. It can be as expensive as to go see wicked.

Yeah. It's probably the same price. You can go affordably, but I think it's the same thing of like, are you going to go? Are you going to go or are you going to fucking go to one? You know what I'm saying? Get up in the little... Yeah, yeah. Or are you going to go to an opera?

Are you going to go to an opera? You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure there's some fucking bullshit indie operas going to. If there's not, we could do it. We could do it. I think you can go, I almost went... They were doing a Moby Dick opera, and I was like, that sounds fun. That sounds interesting.

But I bet it's also... I bet again, I bet that's a hipster one. I bet that one ain't real shit. I want to see some real fucking shit. I want some real fucking shit. Fat lady. You know, my friend's husband does operas. That's true.

We should hit him up. Yeah, why don't we, we can just go and hang out with him. Well, I don't want to hang out with him. No offense to him. I want to see an opera. Yeah, we can go see one of his operas. Well, can we do that without hanging out with it? I know, no, I know his vibe.

I'm talking like the operas that have been around. Oh, right. I need to see, like, what's that one, 12-Hundreds. Yeah. Yeah, stuff that's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. The Nibolong. Everything's going really good, and then the shit turns, the lights come over here,

and there's a guy with a really white face and big pink lips. They're like, oh, they do, they put, they have subtitles at the opera. I don't really. They have, yeah, yeah, they have like little ticker screens at the top. Really? Yeah, they're like, say what everyone's saying. Why don't they do Q cards? Like, get those SNL guys come to, come to, well, it's not for the, it's not for the performers.

I know, but just get those cute cards guys in front. Those guys are amazing. That show has been going on since the 2000s, and they have these guys, these guys, the entire show is built on the backs of these Q cards. You think that they're incredible until you go to a live tape and you see how much they fuck up and have to cut around it. They actually, they say it's live, but they film it on like a 30-minute delay. So they have 30 minutes of fuck up from the Q cards.

And by the end, the live editors are like, oh, we got two seconds left because these fucking Q cards, guys. Yeah. Run that, run that Campbell's Soup ad again. I would do pretty much anything to be the Q-Cards people and I would sneak in I would sneak in little words

that they didn't actually have and then eventually they hire me as a writer to get up at the fucking SNL audition I just say I was a writer get up at the SNL audition right and then just being like you think that I want to audition

to be a cast member you think I want to audition to be a writer I want to be a cue card you got your own cue cards and you get fucking Colin Joe's to get out of the seat come up there make him read the cue cards and you're like that must suck

because it's so high stress. You're carrying the show on your back, but it's also completely thankless where the performers are, they don't want anyone to know that you exist. Yeah. They want to, I mean,

I'm sure they don't care that much, but it is a thing of like, you don't want to be like, and thank you to the Q card. My problem is how do you, why can't these fucking, these actors remember these lines? Yeah,

I remember everything that I say every day if I plan it out and beforehand. And I never skip a beat. I saw a clip of somebody saying that these actors come on SNL and they try to remember their lines. I forget who it was, but they... It was probably the cue card guy saying this. Maybe I watched an interview with the Q card.

Wait, no, no, no, no, we need to back up. Yeah, yeah. Just say it again. So I saw a clip of some guy saying the actors try to come in, remember all their lines, but then the Q card guys are like, You are you sure you don't want them? And then by the end of the week, they're like, you know what?

Let me do the cue cards. Oh, okay. So the first time you said this, you do realize that you just said the entire story. 10% of that. Yeah. Okay. I was thinking. I was thinking about the rest of the sentence.

Yeah. You guys didn't let me finish. Well, because you were not let you finish. You moved on. No, I didn't move on. I was thinking. And I was getting into the rest of the sentence. Oh, okay.

Well, that's, that's okay to do that. I have to, I had to pause to remember exactly what. there was no pause. You moved on to a new thing. No, I didn't. You said, I saw a clip that someone said that actors come in and want to remember their lines. And the person who made that clip was probably one of the cute card holders. I was trying to remember more of the stuff about what I was talking about. Yeah, well, that's, I was trying to piece together the thing. Now that we got it, I'm not, I'm not mad at you.

I was never upset. I was going to be upset. I was pretty upset. I'm not going to like that. I talk like that all the time. I know. And sometimes, it's, sometimes. It's funny. It's not that funny. It's more it's me trying to piece together the thoughts in my brain. What if I pulled pieces of you? I don't want to get pulled to pieces. Why?

It doesn't seem that good. What's the way that you want to die, Patrick? I don't know. Not pulled the pieces. Definitely not pulled. Am I. A, what do you say? In my arms.

I got afraid of getting pulled the pieces because of the movie day of the dead. Oh, yeah. He gets pulled. We're striking off. Pulled the pieces. Striking off pulled the pieces. Not happening. Not happening for me.

Okay, what about? Blowed up by jet fuel? Blowed up by a turbine or something or chopped up by a turbine. Oh, chopped up. That syndrome. I don't want to go out of a syndrome. Chopped up syndrome. Yeah, I don't want chopped up syndrome.

What about chopped syndrome? Oh, wait, you already suffered for me. Probably dying. Come on. Come on. I don't like this right now. All right, chopped ass. I'm not chopped.

I'm not chopped. I'm not chopped. Four eyes. What's going on I see you today? Four eyes Mccaterpillar lip. Double headphone hat ass. motherfucker with some water shut up

how do you want to die double headphone because he's got two headphones he's one on each year one on each year double head phone that's no fucking brainpower at all that's what the kids used to call me

he has no brain pal they didn't call you any the only thing they called you in school was a pervert because you were constantly looking up skirts we were too young I heard this from

I heard this from my roommate who is your childhood best friend what's their name not gonna say his name for his privacy okay not that I have I didn't go to school with Noah, by the way.

Yeah, you did. You went to homeschool with him. Yeah, and whose skirt were they going to look up? His sisters. Nope. Pervert. Nope, not a pervert. He was looking at perverted stuff on the school computer, too.

That's what I heard from his teacher. No, I used to... Did you have a school computer at your home school? At my homeschool? At my home school, no. There was a computer room at my school that I don't remember doing anything at ever. No, blocked it out. But everyone else remembers, yeah.

You looked up porn of kids because you were a kid. I never looked up porn of kids like me. Kids like me getting fucked. No. That's a cheap code for any pedophile out there. It doesn't want to kids just like me. It's my age. Yeah, that's wrong.

Yeah, seriously don't do that. But how do you want to die? It's not porn of kids my age. I want to answer my question. Because then you say like, I was talking about a fucking 50 year old. It must have been someone else. A kid used my computer. It's obvious.

It's pretty fucking obvious as a child on my computer. Which don't ask why I had a child over at my house either. Why they were looking at a porn? Well, it could be a sneak in. He had a kid come over to look it up. He had a kid come over. He's like, okay, now type this in. K-I-D-S-M-Y

No, that's a good question actually I don't really want to keep talking about this but if you had Would that be a fair legal defense? Probably not It's probably No, because you're still accessing it It doesn't matter who accessed it.

What if you're not accessing it? What if a child looks it up and then brings it over? Okay, what if you do that Google search? No, we don't want to talk about it. I want to say what I want to die of natural causes. What if? Yeah. What if this guy searched that using that search term and they didn't even access the results but sealed them in a vault?

Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fine. That'd be fine. And then when he was 100. And then when he was about to die, I accessed it. Yeah. Yeah.

He would be one years old. Yeah. I don't know if that be legal or not though. Oh, yeah. Probably be, it's probably just illegal to access it at any level. aren't the XLR's nice I love the colors and it was so incredible to use these to have these colors and be able to tell who is

plugged in where it's beautiful red we got the Rasta colors here yeah that's true I don't think they're in the order of the Rastafarian flag though I don't think if we want we can we can pull out all the cables and damn it pull them out right now and fix this God fucking damn it man oh damn

yeah how do you want to die if I already said natural causes But natural causes is such a fucking stupid cop out. And the natural cause would be... Surrounded by my loved ones is good because... What if you're surrounded by your loved ones are in? And you're getting fucking pulled apart like day and dead, bro. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Or if you're in a 5,000 vehicle accident with all of your loved ones and you all die.

I'm almost done with it. Natural causes. A natural cause being a tumor in my belly. And it's so big that I've become the size of maybe a hot air balloon. And I'm surrounded by my... loved ones who are in the balloon below. So I get to be a hot air balloon. Surrounded by

so you're fat. Yeah. Okay. So it's like, yeah, he died surrounded by his loved ones. Yeah. Surrounded by his loved ones. When you're surrounded by his loved ones, you got surrounded by your loved ones. I become so big. It's like that when your loved ones are gathered around you to watch you die. They're gathered around you when they are watching you die slowly.

It's like the frog that Fiona blows up in Shrek. then puts on out. I was thought that was fucking brutal. It is the most brutal. It is the fucking brutal thing ever.

I immediately am like, okay, I get the sheet's gross. There's a difference between fucking farting and smelling your finger after you stick your finger in your ass

and murdering a frog. There's a scene there's a scene where Fiona sticks your finger up her ass. No. And then smells like I'm just saying general gross stuff. I know that she doesn't do that.

They would do that in those movies. That's the type of thing you'd do. Counting crows is blame. They push the boundaries. So you're saying, what's the problem? Too, just like they cut to a puppet. Like an inside of a giant puppet asshole

and a big feltie finger goes in and touches a, you know. They should make a PG-3. They should make an R-rated puppet movie about a murder. They got me a good idea. They did that. They did that.

Didn't they do that, yeah. Yeah, but I don't know what it's called. Brian Henson. Brian Henson did. It's called like the Sugar Time Murders. Yeah, it's called like the Fluffy Busch. Yeah, there was another movie like that. It was called Meet the Feebles.

Yeah, they're never going to beat Meet the Feebles is fucking Peter Jackson. I hated Meet the Feebles so much. Why is that? You're dead wrong, bro. That's a good-ass movie. I watched it hung over. I know why you didn't like it because it disrespected the Muppets. It did.

It's anti-Hinson and anti-A. It's very anti-Henson. And I don't fuck with that rhetoric. That's absurd to me. Hinson, Oz. Which one is the most important one to you? That actually is hard to think about because, well, Jim Henson, obviously. I think it's Henson, yeah, okay.

But Frank Oz also has, I mean, he's got Yoda, he's got Grover, he's got Miss Piggy. He's got Audrey 2. Audrey 2, uh, Bowfinger, underrated classic. Oh, finger directed that. Yeah, directed that. He also directed a bunch of other stuff, but I'm trying to remember. He's also the, he's the doctor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The doctor in a American werewolf in London. And he is, he's doing Fossey's voice the whole thing. He's going, Mr. Kessler. He's like talking to him like that. That movie I could leave. You don't like American werewolf? I could leave it. Take that or leave it or just leave it.

Just leave it. All right, I think. You afraid of wolves? I'm terrified of wolves. I'm afraid to know wolves. The... That could be a new movie, Wolfbusters. Wolfbusters, but not...

They're not werewolves. You know, actual animals? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just go fucking suck in the animals in a vacuum. Get this up. Strange in your backyard. Well, but they're wolves. aren't in your backyard.

These ones are. That's why they have to be busted. Oh, they've escaped. It's not natural the situation. Okay. You're not going to see a movie to see exactly what's true in life. You know how...

Oh, yeah? It's escapism. Tell that to chef. Or, chef wasn't a real story. No. What's a real movie? Chiro dreams of sushi. It was just based on one.

You know how... Chiro dreams of sushi was a real fucking documentary. It's just based on the true story. You know that that's a real... It's a video of him making the sushi. Yeah, video based on. By the way, it is based on him. I will admit that it is based on him.

It's just video based on his actions. It's not one-to-one. I wouldn't say that it's based on him at all. Yeah. It's not based on him at all, so it's not real. No, because it's not based upon him. It is based upon him. It focuses on the real events. It is based upon him.

What he's talking about, it's not based upon him. I would say the Paul Walter Houser movie about the guy with the head injury who saved Atlanta or whatever. Richard Jewell. That movie is based on real. events based on a real story. Yeah. But it's not, it's not focusing on the...

Jiro Dreamers Chusci is based on a real story as well. You're saying documentaries, you could say based on a real story. Yeah, you could put that in front of every documentary. That'd be moronic. That would not be a real story. That'd be moronic. It'd be,

you could say based on a real story. There's some editing. There, yeah, they edited out, they edited out all the alcohol and fucking supersized me. That's based on a real story then. That's not a true story. Yeah, him fucking drink.

drinking behind the scenes. I think you told me that he was like an alcoholic then. He was an alcoholic that whole movie. Yeah. They get video of it and they cut that out. I edited it out. Probably. They probably even film. To make McDonald's they were filming him 24-7. Yeah. They had a full month straight of footage to come through. So there's

actually a cut that exists of supersized me that because most of his time was not spent doing anything to do with McDonald's. So there is a cut of him just being him. Yeah, it's called the Morgan Cut. Yeah. Called the Morgan Yeah. I'd watch the Morgan Cut. I'd watch the Morgan Yeah, I want to watch that. It's called I'm Morgan.

It sounds like a better movie. I'm Morgan? I'm Morgan. Really? I'm Morgan. I think that was a pretty... It was based on a true story. Yeah.

Again. The what they didn't show you... Would you say that this podcast is based on a true story? No. Why? Oh, because we just fucking lie all the time. Yeah, we shoot the shit and lie. Okay.

So this is even like... Okay. So this isn't based on a true story. No, this is... Eurodreams of sushi, you would say, is based on a true story. Sure. Yeah. Well, that really happened at some point, didn't it?

Well, everything's based on a true story because, you know, is the news based on a true story. Yeah. Well, they're fabricating stuff all the time. Yeah. They tell stories on the news. Jiro dreams of sushi, any documentary is the story. But there's no one really standing there telling it.

Yeah. So it needs an anchor. Yeah. Well, what is a story without a storyteller? Yep. Well, the storyteller is the director and also the first-hand account. If they were a storyteller, they'd be called a storyteller, not a director. just like Jim Henson, the Jim Henson, the storyteller.

Notice how there can also be a director of various companies or a director of different departments of the U.S. government. Dude, I think you're actually changing my mind. I think you're actually really changing my mind. Except for the Department of Buildings, which has a lot to do with stories. The Department of Buildings? Stories of Buildings. That's right. I got it immediately.

Wow. All right. You're right. Documentaries are based on true stories. They're not. Well, I don't remember why we got into this in the first place. I think we're talking about wolf or he said wolves. Wolf bustle of movies are never true. Speaking of, hold up, here's my idea.

Okay, I can back trace everything now. Now I remember this idea that I had. Wouldn't it have been awesome if they made Ghostbusters, right? And you know how Halloween three season of the witch came out and it's supposed to be like, well, you don't go as the same Halloween costume every year. What if they had different busters for everything? That was the reasoning for Halloween to be an anthology horror where every single year like Halloween won. to make it

and thought. Did they say you don't go as the same Halloween costume every year? That is a quote. That's a quote.

And you know who it's a quote from James Rolf from Sid a Massacre and it was him talking about Halloween 3. Okay. That makes a lot of sense.

Anyway, you don't got, you know, they got Ghostbusters. What if they came out with the next movie? You're not afraid of just ghosts. Direct sequel,

exactly. Direct sequel, Vampire Busters. Next movie after that, Frankenstein Busters. next movie after that Wolf Busters Well they already did they did I mean I guess it wasn't a sequel to Ghostbusters

but they did Monster Squad and that kind of knocks everything out Oh fuck that movie and they should have made my idea They should have made them one at a time Yeah I did monsters versus aliens Yeah I used to fucking love that movie so much I saw that movie multiple times in theaters For the dads

But she's huge Yeah they made that for dads You guys have no idea how strongly that movie entered a young Godzilla fan's psyche Oh yeah I was fully I couldn't believe that people knew that a giant monster could exist in a movie. Yeah.

I was like, holy fucking shit. And how about them aliens? The aliens are trash in the fucking movie. You know what? I'm going to stick with my new phrase I'm in it. I could leave them. Yep. Which I must have invented that.

I like that. I could leave those. I could leave it. Because I don't want to take it. Yeah. Take it or leave it. I don't need that fucking. We can leave it.

The weird one with the big chest and the little butt. Now the blob, I'll take. I like the blob. Rogan. Dude. The blob is having a renaissance. I know. He's gotten huge. Wait, has he gotten huge?

The blob has become big. Why do you prove day after day, literally multiple times a day, you have zero knowledge of memes whatsoever? It's actually absurd. It's fucking insane. I just don't know where, which meme is this?

That has the blob for monsters or zales. You know, look it up? Am I lied to look it up? Don't avert your eyes from me like I'm so fucking disgusting. It's pathetic. It's pathetic. It's pathetic. You don't know.

What's the last meme you remember getting big? Put your phone down. Okay. Last meeting, honestly, the last meme, I remember getting big. Grandpa, I ain't the paint. That's the last time I saw this shit. That's the long time. I know you're lying because you know, I know that you love the corn kid.

I didn't, I, I'm telling the truth. I didn't know about Corn Kid until probably the fifth time you brought it up. The first couple times I was like, okay, saying Cone. I think I didn't know Corn Kid either until I. I think you introduced me to Corn Kid. I think you were tapped in. Yeah. Me Pierce were tapped in.

And then again, even after that, I didn't know it was a song. You know what it was? It was that video of Bill Gates doing the Corn Kid Lipsink. That's what? I ignored it. I ignored it until the Bill Gates thing. And then I was like, this is the funniest video I've ever seen. Blob meme.

Yeah. It's just a giff of him confused. I've never seen this. And people use this as a reaction all the time now. All right. Well, let me see if it's funny. The blob has become. Wait, let's get, let's get, let's get,

a rating. Rating out of 10. 10 being, okay, how many damn Daniels do you give this? Out of 10? Yeah.

I'm going to give that 8 and a half damn Daniels. That's pretty funny. I find that one. That's funny. What was the one he didn't know earlier? Oh,

God. What was it? Just now. I don't know. Just before we started recording. Just before we were talking about this, wasn't Shrek his love. It wasn't,

no. Oh, it was, uh, oh God. It was space jam. Oh, yeah. The Space Jam song. We were talking to...

When you know the song. That's what started there. That has a meme I'm going to give a four. Yeah. The thing is, my Instagram page, my follower or for you, whatever, this is wears, is like almost 100% guys and they're skinny and they're like... And the song is like... And it's like, I used to be a fucking stupid skinny piece of shit. And it's like a lightning bolt and he's really strong now.

He's got a boner in his gym shorts. He's like, and then I fucking became the beast inside. That's everything on my Instagram. We have the blend and the group chat on the Instagram page. I haven't visited the blend. Dude, I visit the blend and then it's like all the videos that like,

it's very interesting. It is pretty interesting to see the type of stuff we get sent because it shows you who it's for at the bottom. And then you, it's all stuff like that. Me, it's all like old men or like people with like schizophrenia or something. And then every time there's a video of like the rhythm.

or like a cute cat. Yeah, my Instagram algorithm is fully cute animals and little kids. Yeah, it's all little kids, which, but I get, it's weird. I get the mix where I get a bunch of schizophrenic people too, but I get such a whiplash where it gives me like complete like, like stuff your mom would send you where it's like, baby cracks up when tearing construction paper and then I'll go and it's like, I'm going. It's so crazy. I don't know how it can maintain that.

Yeah. The split is great. Remember that you had to stop using one of your Instagram accounts because it was my old Instagram account was fully completely deformed animals. I never sent it to anyone. I never liked any of them. Whenever I saw what, I would go by. I would be like,

no, you were sending them to me. You were sending them to me. That's probably why. Here's how that starts. It starts with the three-legged dog. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you get the one

that is just teeth. You were getting like, I was getting ones you would not believe. That alligator that has no nose. Have you seen that one? Yeah, I've seen that one. There's, I was getting some really crazy stuff. And it was enough that I had to, uh, oh, yeah,

abandoned that. Yeah. I remember that. I remember you like the dad. It was so fucking upsetting. I think we were, I forget where we were, but you were like,

dude, look. And then you just like scrolled through and it was just like six. It was just like six years. This animal. Deformed animals and also deformed like babies and children. I think the algorithm has like the like it was all amputees.

Yeah, the analogy thing where it's like, oh, if you like puppies, you probably also like cute babies. So if you like deforms puppies, you probably also like deformed babies. And it just kept ramping up and I was just, I kept trying to get rid of it. You just had to make a new account.

You literally, you would have to get rid of like the way that your feed was. You would have had to like individually click through everything clicked not interested. I was doing that. It was not. Yeah, because then you scroll up

and then you're like, you get like, it's real, there's something really evil in the Instagram algorithm. And I'm the first person to say this. I think you're right. I think they're straight up. I think if you went, it is much worse. I think if you went, I think Twitter might actually be the worst one. Twitter.

Twitter is, is worse because you will like, you'll get like crazy, like Nazi stuff out of nowhere. Yeah, I just need Bitcoin thing. Yeah, yeah. But the Instagram one, I feel like they have, if you go into their server room, they have like the cylinder from like Prince of Darkness in there.

And it's just like everything, it's like a bunch of wires going into it that go through. And it's like, yeah. The Lex, the Lex, the Lex, you thought. Oh, yeah. Your aunt watched a video of a cat falling off a window sill and like making a funny noise. And it goes through Prince of Darkness. And it's like the Prince of Darkness green liquid and comes out. And it's like, ah, dog explodes and flies out of a window.

Or the dog exploding next to the video of the balloon. or whatever. Yeah, the bottle of the bottle with the gas in it? Yeah, that's funny. That dog is, come on. It's a dead dog. It's dead.

This is an argument I've had with Julio. Yeah, this Julio, Julio is so naive. You really think that dog lived. And you know what? Everybody, there's a video.

No, no, that's what I'm saying. Oh my God. I've had this argument with so many people. And they always are like, no, the person who posted the video posted and said, the dog is fine, smiley face. And it's like, that video has to be reposed.

It's probably 15 years old. Yeah. To repost it. They just don't want to get done by there. They're going to pull it up. Dude, the car alarm fucking goes off.

There's a video that's like playing around after the fact. It was taken before. Okay, here's my question for you guys. This is the 25 best memes of

or the best memes of 2025 so far. I want to know if you guys know any of these. Okay. Number one is Trump. Let's keep a score here. Okay.

Number one is Trump take egg. That's the number one on according to mashable. Trump take egg. Trump take egg. Any guests? as to what that is.

I'm fucking for real. Trump take egg. Can I ask, is Trump actually involved or is it someone saying something about him? Like, is it something Trump said or did? It's something that Trump didn't, it's something he did. Okay, wait a minute. Okay, I don't know. I'm going to, I'm going to lock in.

Trump take egg is the, it was like, it has something to do with eggflation. Right? I would say one point for Patrick. But what's the, what, what, just before president, Donald Trump's extreme. tariffs sent the U.S. economy into a tailspin. The internet had jokes. Jokes about egg. It was a bit of classic internet absurdism

poking at fun at people who voted for Trump for lower egg prices. Sure. I get it. And both of the things are from blue sky. Oh, that's explained. Yeah, I did not see that thing. All right. Um, the Duke dash white lotus debacle. Yeah. I know about

this. What's that? I don't know. The, um, Duke University did not like that the, the, Dad put the gun in his mouth with the Duke logo on his shirt and White Lotus. That's two for Pat. Oh, you're right. It was because of they failed in the final, the tournament, the ZAA tournament. Okay.

All right. So that's two for Pat. Yeah, two for Pat. Dude, you're putting Mr. Computer up against Mr. Crackers. What's that, man? He sits at home and eats crackers. Oh, come on.

What are you talking about? We'll call Mr. Crackers. Can I say, yeah. If we took an audit of what each of us sat at home and eat, you are the one who would want it not published the most. Oh, yeah, that's true. The food diary is scary. No, no, no, no. I'll fucking post that.

I'll tell everyone what I ate. Today, I ate, what was it? It was a handful of peanuts. I ate, like, just a plain slice of cheese. What kind of cheese? It sounded like a Mr. Crackers kind of vibe, man. That's Mr. Crack. Crack is what I ate. It was a nice lunch.

Yeah. Oh, oh, I made a homemade, uh, I made a homemade, uh, monster. homemade. I made a ranch dip. You always are like cooking the most fuck shit of all the time. I can't believe you're trying to come at me. The amount of times you've told me that you

made a dip and only a dip and that was like what you did was make a dip. Well, I made it for later for dinner. You're eating chips and dip for dinner? No. Chips and homemade dip? Eating chips and homemade dip for dinner. No, no, no. That's a snack for after it gives me and my girlfriend are going to watch a movie.

But when I'm making for dinner is a Korean-style rice bowl. I call them dog food bowls because it looks like dog food. It's ground beef. It's ground beef with a bunch of spices and stuff. You really can't be making a fucking East Asian food bowl and call it a dog food bowl. You can't do that, bro. That's crazy. This is the Homer Simpson on Red Note all over again.

you know what I'm so not racist I didn't even put that I didn't even put that in your perspective all right this is a tie to whoever gets it first get me to God's country oh yeah I know it

Mr. Morgan Wallin right okay yeah yeah he gets what was he doing leaving S&L yeah yeah

I'm giving that to camera well it's still two to one okay the next one is the little French fish the little French fish

this is the fourth biggest beam of 2025 guys When was this article made? The Little French Fish. It was made two days ago. This is a TikTok. Yeah, I got nothing, man. Or it's a blue sky thing, which I haven't gone on, I haven't gone on blue sky because

someone asked me what your, someone asked me what your wife is up to nowadays. My wife. And I told them to kill themselves. I don't think I'm allowed on there anymore. Tell them, there was a period of time in 2025 when four you pages everywhere were dominated by a little French fish. It was just a little. orange fish named Steve, but it

ruled. I knew it was a TikTok thing because it sounded. Okay, so that's two to zero, or two to one. Yeah. Number five, the conclave memes. Oh, yeah, I remember them. It's all about them vaping and stuff, and then the Pope died. They did a lot of ones with the different color of the smoke coming out in the building to mean different

things. All right. Number six, Holy Airball. Holy Airball is a TikTok trend. And it's a video. It's like somebody saying like, oh, like, I told this girl I liked anime. fucking airball and then it's like a list it's just like a picture of them is like

cosplay as like one piece or some shit how does that what does that mean I don't fucking know dude I just see this shit and I'm like all right this is some annoying thing that people are into now okay that's three to three to two okay this is the way is this the last one um yeah this is the last one guys who can explain this one faster

100 men versus one gorilla oh this is a viral trend that happened online because somebody uh tweeted this out it was on Twitter it started on Twitter and this was people were basically actually thought that they could take

on one gorilla. So basically the funny part of the meme though was that it would be like it would be like one where someone

would be like when the guy next to me says that he would take on the gorilla and I'm like please no, please no that type of thing

that was where the meme came in they would basically do memes like a video of like my reaction when someone says

let's go fight that gorilla or something like that. Okay. do they still do the dog with the this is fine in the firehouse no yeah they don't do that depends probably on blue sky man oh okay what a pitiful website

do they still do they still do forever alone no no they don't do forever alone I watch dude I'm watching such terpina not really stupid slop nowadays I'm see like I watched one video that was like the like

there's a fucking fucking turkey tom video that guy who does like internet history stuff. Drama guy. Yeah, drama guy. Watch one of them. And now I'm like fully addicted to this because it's like too lazy. Mm-hmm. But it's about like YouTubers. And I watched a video today about like it was like the dark history of

the dark history of 4chan's biggest anime degenerate. And it was like this guy. I watched the whole one hour. I'm trying to watch less stuff like that. Yeah. I have to stop doing that. I spent some time on YouTube shorts yesterday and I learned that the fairies are going to war with the werewolves. Oh, shit. In what realm? This month? I think now. This started? I think it started.

We're fucked. That's bad news. We're fucked. I've been doing... And you know, Trump is just going to take the side of the fucking werewolves immediately. Well, who's to say the werewolves are any worse than the fairies? Haven't you seen Darkness Falls? Are they going to war this week specifically? Remember Darkness Falls? I've never seen Darkness Falls. Is that the Tooth Fairy one? Yeah, dude. Fucking Tooth Fairy

is scary. That secret of... Secret of NIM? Is that a fairy? Is there fairies in that? You remember that? I don't know what the hell you're talking about rats. Yeah, but there was a fairy near the rat around it. Yeah, you next to him. Yeah.

To me, around the TV. They think that they can take fairy foxglove. No, where cat can take me. Wow, really? That's basically about where forms and fairies are going on this week. This is mystic investigation-style person. You need to change the things that you look around. What the hell just happened on the computer?

We got a dot. He plugged in his controller to play. Oh, then right now. There's going to be no more camera switches for the rest of the episode. That's okay, dude. He's got to kill a big turtle. Yeah. Why didn't I get so small?

Look at this. You shrank. Oh, there we go. Okay. Okay, you grew back again. I grew back. Yeah, you need a... I grew back again.

What do I need to change? What are you saying? You just look at me, man. Wait, I blinked instantly. Mm-hmm. I won. Your turn. Yeah, so you won.

You're doing a staring content. We're staring. You blink until I fucking blink because I spoke. Wait, he's the master. Oh, no. You just see. All right, now, winner versus loser. I didn't get time to recharge.

Dude, my eyes actually literally fucking hurt. And in this one, we have Caleb looking directly at Cameron's face. I can tell that Caleb's eyes are starting to hurt. Cameron has his eyes wide over. Oh, that was a blink. That was a blink. No, it's not. I just saw it.

Dude, I'm seeing like four blinks. They're not blinking. They're flickering. They're flickering. That was a blink. That was a blink. Oh, my God.

Why are you crying? What do you mean? Why are you crying? Dude, I kept my eyes open for over an hour. An hour. That hurt me really bad. And I came very close. to blinking many times.

Yeah. Until I finally failed. All right. Let's all have a staring contest with Julio. Julio put yourself on the screen. He's going to win. Yeah. All right.

Let's dive in today. We kind of need some new tropics. That's how I'm feeling. I could use a new tropic. Mm-hmm. Have you ever taken a newtropic? I took Aschwaganda for a long time. Is that a newtropic?

Yeah. I've taken pretty much everything. I've taken ashrobnda because I was taking Aschaganda at the same time that I was like when I got back on Adderall and it made you

an NPC dude I was an NPC having fucking panic attacks yeah and I was just sitting at home just going like

ah ha ha yeah it was awesome my eye still hurts my eyes still hurts I'm sorry that I started

I remember for a while I was taking a bunch of shit that was supposed to make your balls bigger I remember that wasn't at aschraganda that was a 1% of that

I was taking some really deep dark things Yeah, and then I was drinking an aschalganda soda. Yeah. There's a soda, a sparkling water that had aschalganda in it. The problem with all these, like, all the, all those supplements that are like that is that they, basically, you have no idea what's actually in those capsule things. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, they can put whatever they want on.

Yeah, because it's not a pharmacy, it's not a FDA. My brother had, like, I think it was from GNC, but it was like a male libido supplement. And it was like, take eight. I used to sell that shit. It said take eight of these. Dude, when I worked at. When I worked at a max muscle, I was told that we had something that was called, like, T-booster, whatever, and it was fucking nothing. It was like Oshuaganda and Fidoja, whatever.

And Fidoja. Fidoja, Grestis. It's like another one of those sort of... These are Star Wars characters, pretty much, yeah. But they sold it in a bottle. I would have, like, I would have like 50-year-old guys come in all the time, and it was like, what is this? And my manager was like, just tell them it's steroids. Yeah.

So I'd be like, dude, it's steroids. It's legal steroids. Legal steroids, just take it. Yeah. And didn't even get commission, but I would sell a lot of those. Dude, those pills are fucking huge, too. The male libido, whatever his libido booster thing was, it was like eight pills and they were like fish oil size,

like that fucking tall and wide. I hate big pills. I hate big pills, too. I hate the little one. Adderall IR, the little tiny dot. I liked that, though. Yeah, it's small. I like a small-ass pill.

Oh, yeah. That small, too. Anyway, we're talking about biohacking today. Yeah, biohacking, neutropics. supplements, enhancements, all types of to hack the body

and change its capabilities in all types of ways. If you could hack your body, what would you change? If the genuinely, you can. Genuinely. Yeah.

You change everything about your body. You would change your race. First, I want to be as thin as a paper. Maybe. I would make myself. As thin as a paper, as long as an eel. I want to fly at a high speed

and I want to be able to go through anything. And be not. Not visible to the human eye, not can't touch anything, goes through anything. Will dogs be able to see you? And I can go 100 million miles per hour and I can fly through the universe and I never will have a brain or interact ever again. So you just want to be just nothing. A neutrino.

Okay. You want to be a flying particle of energy. Yeah. If you could buy a hack. You know what? I could see you being a particle, man. Any pills to make me a flying ball of energy? Yeah.

Is that type of fucking shit that these people. are interesting. I would change myself so I was like Neapolitan ice cream but like all the different races so like there's segments of me

that are like What would you get? All of them I'd try to do all of them You know what? What race would you make your penis? Well I mean it would be multiple because it's vertical

You're how wide is your penis? It's not that wide It would be at least three You're saying that you could fit If you were a Neapolitan ice cream from right to left and vertical you can fit less than horizontal I feel like right

or I mean I assume unless I'm just going He's saying vertical lines Down the shaft Oh I thought you were saying like Like I slice you here This is all strawberry Yeah that's what I'm saying Okay and your penis would be more than one color

I don't know It would be at least one or two You know what Jesus Christ Wait two It's not that big But it's off center? No it's just

Why would it be two Okay If I took a paper If I stood up, if I stood up. And I painted the middle of you white, the right side of you pink, and the left side of you chocolate. Okay, well, you paint your penis would be multiple colors. That's three. I'm saying at least, I'm saying at least 16 races.

So it's like. Oh, I thought you meant actually. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because there's not three races in the world. You're right. You're right. Uh-huh. I had to think about it, but you're right.

Return of the classic phrase. there's not three. There's multiple. One of my favorites has returned. That is a really good one. There's not three. Crazy you said it for me to get. It's not that crazy to say.

It's true. It's not three. There's not a defined number. There's multiples. I don't think that's what you meant. That's what I meant. I think it's not what multiple means. Yeah.

It's been more than three. Yeah. Is that just something that you've, do you, have you ever thought about if you've used that outside of this show before? I absolutely have. That you have. Okay. That's something that you said. Yeah. There's not three of this. There's multiple. Yeah. Okay. All right. What did you find, Cameron? Yeah, I can start here. Who are I'm going to share my screen. My eyes still hurt from my. Dude, honestly, mine does too.

I'm not sure I'll be able to read anything. I'm going to struggle through it Hold on We're going to hear a terrible sound for a second Can I just cut all this out Cut all this out And cut out me saying turkey Tom No free cloud for that guy

Oh wait I'm still I'm still deafened Okay this is okay All right so and I'll just read this to you guys I'm just putting the visual up for people But it's okay I just read it to me I don't see it now We've seen it the whole time starting now

Starting out on this forum I found two different forms This one is called biohack.me. It's a defunct forum that's just dedicated to biohacking people who are. So biohacking, was that created by Brian Johnson? I don't think so. It's way, way before. It's been around for a very long time. It stems from, I would say generally, stems from like bodybuilding.com forums.

Okay. All right. And this forum is from 2011. Yeah. Oh. Okay. But, yeah, biohacking is for those who don't. don't know. It basically just means if you take vitamins. Yeah. It's biohacking. But people take

it to another level and they want to become cyborgs or mutants of various types. And these are some people who have said such things on this website. Um, has anyone shot yourself with capsaic. Have you played with capsaicin, like injecting it intravenously for what and what happened? I'm just wait. I'm interested in its effect on systemic pain nerve degeneration to become a pain-free forever cyborg, but I also heard it can give you a sense of high. So yeah, for recreational or whatever other purposes, I'd like to hear about your adventures with Capsaacin. Some stuff I think I know about Capsaicin. Desensitized TRPV-1 nerves by destroying them. Better to inject intrithetically to minimize systemic side effects while killing main spinal

pain nerves. Systemic temporary side effects include bradycardia, apnea, which is when you stop breathing, body temperature decrease. Since I can't inject in my own spine, the most practical way seems to be into a vein. My hypothesis is that if I inject very little each time, it will affect the heart and respiratory functions minimally, and some capsaicin will end up in the cerebrospinal fluid, killing a few pain nerves there. And if I repeat this many times, I can eventually get rid of most pain nerves. So this person wants to inject themselves with capsazin to destroy their pain nerves so they

never feel pain ever. And basically, the comments are all really long, but people are basically saying, like, just so you know, like, destroying your pain nerves means, like, excruciating pain. Like, to realize they're, the reason they're destroyed is because you're overloading. Like, kidding.

Like, like, putting a fucking red paper extract in your fucking body. I like to think that this is like a suburban dad with a back injury who's the previous garage, thing was like he was making a pilsner that didn't really work out it like kind of got skunked. Yeah, you drank that and was like, well, might as well. Yeah, his daughter's walking in,

she was holding a ball and he's like trying to take the capsaicine out of a jalapeno and one day just injects himself in the back. Grimes up jalapeno fucking seeds and she's like shoot it. Are you doing fucking heroin? No, it's a bunch of peppers.

Dude. No, I'm putting jalapeno. This person just commented a few times and then just went silent who fucking knows. That's a death. That's a fucking death.

Or he got bored. Webbed hand. So has anyone ever thought about doing that? I've seen one guy do it with no success. He had no medical knowledge so he just transplanted his ass skin

in between two fingers without any blood flow or nerves connected to it. So the skin died after a while. And there's an immature link that I'm not going to complete on. I don't want to see. Yeah, I want to see it.

We're sharing it to the YouTube. We can't. Just show it. Just show it and censor it out later. If you hide this for a second, I'll pull it up, Julio. Okay. Let's check this out. Oh, that's not that bad.

All right. You share it. We can show this. Whoa. Why did he do that? On one. He was he asking. Oh, my God.

It just looks like he has a scam. Also, the rest of his fingers like look kind of like it Wait, why didn't you do that? Yeah, so here this is this is a, so somebody says, what would be the benefit over, and this isn't the guy who did that who posted this. That's like someone who failed, I guess.

What would be the benefit over just using a good swimming glove? And this is what the guy commented on two things I can think of that are not related to water sports. This is his reasoning for why he wants web dance. one, instrument. Some people can blow on their hand in a sort of whistle

that sounds like an owl and the bigger the hands the lower the pitch and then two, carrying liquids. Imagine how much liquid you could carry with these. Also, you would be the king

of snowball fights. Getting major surgery on your ass. Getting rid of most of your ass skin so you can fucking do buddy the L snowball fight. Oh my God, these people are so fucking sick. The liquid thing is interesting to me. Yeah.

Yeah. Because why do you want to carry? Like washing your face? Yeah. I mean, I think actually, okay, so you have webbed hands and you do that. I think it's pretty much. I think you still have to do both hands and you just can carry more and you're both hands. I feel like.

But again, what are you doing that? Get a fucking cup. Yeah. Get a bowl. I mean, if you're living in a world where you can grab. graft skin from your ass onto your hands. Also what? Now I'm drinking fucking milk out of my ass. Right. Yeah. That's what I'm using it for.

Yeah. And it's your ass and my ass is pretty about you. My fucking disgusting ass hair. My ass is pretty hairy. Isn't it going to like, yeah. There's still follicles. Like you can still see. They're pouring me my soup into my web tan. Because you can see like. Yeah, the different color of Yeah. It's a different color and zoom in a little bit more. You can see. Yeah. Is that.

Those are stitches. Those have to be stishes. No, But there's two black lines that do look like... It looks like hair. It looks like ass hair. I think it's the stitch of stick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God, that's horrible.

That looks like... It's really horrible. It really looks like... I knew someone, uh, someone that I knew from, like, high school he had, like, who's born with one year and then they like did a skin graft and it was like, was ass skin. It all it is. Yeah. I mean, he had like a little, like, it was a little nub that had hair on it because it was from his ass.

I mean, that is where they take skin from, uh, for grass, I think usually. Yeah. But it's just you don't usually like doing your back. and I will say I've seen so much worse on these forums that I did not put in here. How is this?

You're telling you. It's unbelievable. There's a million threads on here also that are like legal question. And the line is people are always saying like, hey, just so you know, you can do whatever you want to to to yourself,

but you cannot do any of this to another person. You will go to jail forever. Even if they ask you to do it, you can't do it. Dude, that's like Black Alien Project. had to travel to like a bunch of different countries and heard from him. I haven't seen what he's up to. There's a, there's

also a million threads that are like, doctor refused to give me an MRI because I have like a metal, I have a magnet implanted into my chest and stuff like that and they're like complaining and being like, my fucking doctor said that I shouldn't have this. Yeah. Oh, fuck. I just realize those people, they put their RFID chips

and they're like their hand and shit. They can't go to MRI machines. Well, some of them are, I just fucking wait. I'll wait. I'll wait. These are biohackers, bro. That's the biggest biohack community, I would say, is the RFID implanters. That's the mark of the beast, bro. Yeah.

And that's what people say. Operation Fuzzball. Hello, I am a member of the furry fandom with a particular interest in the research and creation of an open source method to quickly, biologically, and physically via a genetic medium, transform an adult human into a hybrid of human and animal with an anthropomorphic animal appearance or zoomorphic human or furry or anthro. For the benefit of the ability. of all people to achieve freedom of form, the idea being that such research would have other freedom of form applications. Once I have researched enough into this

and develop the method in a way which works flawlessly in simulations, I tend to use it on myself and for many of my interested friends to be able to use it on themselves too. All therefore self-experimentation. I intend to ensure the method in question is completely opened up to be available

to all on the internet. However, due to the likely contention surrounding the issue, I will be keeping the development stages under wraps if possible. however at the moment I am in a call center job and a very limited funds I would therefore like to know

if there's anyone here who can point me to someone willing to sponsor such an undertaking who is not connected to a governmental or military organization with such sponsorship I would be able to cover living costs I just really like this person is like I want to become a real actual genetic furry

and the military wants to do this so bad with me yo fuck no they're banging down my door man Like the post-operation fuzzball? Yeah. Dude. Imagine how amazing that would be, though, to, like, see one of those furries and you, like,

touch them and you feel heartbeat. And you know it's genetic. And you know it's a genetic one. Yeah. Getting surgery to become an Argonian. Do you would, do you think they'd want it in the same proportions of the suits or they would actually, they want to become in the... They want to be able to, like, have, like, amazing, like...

Yeah. Yeah. They should do that. They should. And honestly, I hope it happens for them. They need to make the, has science gone too far pig thing? Yeah. John Pork.

Make John Pork real. This one is just for the title. I remember. He knows John Pork. I need to talk with professional mobile software programmer. Oh. Mr. Biology.

Mr. Biology. Professional mobile software, W-E-A-R programmer. Wow. Uh, this one is crazy. This one, I'm just putting a pin in. We are going to come back to this. Yeah. Asgardia, the space nation.

Uh, this is a nation that's, they have created that has a full website. Whoa. Oh, my God. Whoa. And it has a constitution and you can become, you can join. Wait. Uh, yeah. And I really wonder what the kind of undertones of this of asgardian.

I like can we? Yeah. But I just want to read this comment here that, uh, okay, can we come check this out after? We will be doing a whole thing on this for sure. But this person, they're saying, like, not sure if there's an interest in becoming a citizen of the first space nation, yada, yeah, yada.

And then someone responds and says, I like the idea, but I already have problems with it, especially the age part. The distinction between adult and child doesn't make sense to be the same for everyone. On earth, it makes sense for legal or practical problems, but in a good society, adulthood should be more of a level

of understanding about the world. And some people might reach that level earlier. Yeah, like knowing which shapes are with. Yeah. I was speaking of shapes, what are these balls on the, these people's I assume they're

just forum badges Okay What are the badges Dude I really want to look at Asgardia So badly There's simply badges That are having

Anniversaries And I'm doing this to me With Asgardia No there's too much To get through it Asgardia Asgardia Has

I think that there's I found out too I think there are many Other things like Asgardia Really? Yeah Body holes

From pink penguin There are two bones In the forearm Olna and Radius There is a gap between the two, can one surgically implant a spacer between the two, making a view hole through the arm, all the while

not rendering the hand detrimentally unusable. That makes sense to me. Yeah. You can't do it. Why? Because it's, there's not just a hole in between the bones where your muscles and stuff are. I mean, you can get rid of that shit. You want the cow port hole. Everyone is basically saying, fuck you, Pink Penguin. You can't have a body hole in your arm. That would be cool, though. Yeah, that would be so scary. It'd be cool if you were a magician.

Yeah. Too scary. This next one is also, uh, just the title. Just a reminder, surgery should be delicate and precise. Oh, I just really like that. Did you click the link thing?

Yeah, it's just a simple meme gif. Okay. Okay, this is from another forum. This is a forum called Dangerous Things. This is another biohacking forum.

This is almost entirely people implanting RFID chips into them or like little like LED lights or like magnets or stuff like that. It's almost entirely implants. I've seen people do the LED light

thing. Yeah, it's, I don't get the LAD one. That one doesn't seem to have a purpose. In their hands, usually. Yeah. You'll see, you'll see. For what? To light the world.

This is, uh, to be cool cyborgs. Oh. Um, this is a post called testing a new molecule on myself. From Liam Z. Uh, it's a molecule called MSG 606, which basically inhibits MC1R, the gene responsible for creating melanin and dark pigment. I asked the professor that discovered this molecule and he said that it should affect pigmentation in the same way.

two darkens it. Now, no one has ever tested this on themselves, but it seems to me that in the research world, the topic of skin lightning is very taboo. Any advice?

This guy wants it has to get a white lightening molecule on himself. Testing a new molecule on myself. Testing a new molecule of myself is such an incredible forum title. I saw that.

I was so excited. Then when I clicked and I found out he was trying to make him some whiter. Yeah. Oh, come on. Perfect.

Yeah. Does he say exactly by what his technique will be to apply the molecule to his life. Oh, he's just going to test it on himself. Oh, okay. Would you just rub a molecule on your arm and see if you get white?

Dude, I was kind of hoping. I was kind of hoping he wasn't like lightening his skin. I was hoping he was like, it was like, oh yeah, this molecule was going to make my like, like, like, bounce higher, like flubber. A simple molecule couldn't do that, my friend. Dude, that would be a whole skin whitening is at the very limit of the ability of a molecule. I don't know that much about molecules. That's clear to me.

That's clear as fucking dead. Stay out of these conversations. Any fighters here with implants? I'm a semi-pro boxer, an M-M-A fighter, training regularly with a lot of contacts, sparring, grappling, bagwork, et cetera. I recently self-installed an X-S-I-D implant, blue LED in my left hand,

and plan on doing X-E-M, my right-hand soon. Just wondering if anyone else here trains or fights with one, any issues with hits, pressure, movement, or anything like that would be good to hear how yours have held up. Wait, you skip the fact that he runs a cybersecurity company so the implant made sense for both personal use and work. the fuck is that what is he using that at for work do you just shine around his computer they tap it to get into

their building probably oh right or they or they have uh i think it's like uh i think it's a blue LED and it probably has like um uv data on it too like that's i think it's rf ideas i didn't dig too deep into what this stuff as i don't really care that much uh i do really prefer when people lighten their skin or get webbed hands that's you don't like but just listen to this this comment i just really the like a story of this guy's life that this paints is really beautiful. This is someone who responds. I'm not a fighter, but I am a board certified moron who has gotten into an inordinate amount of severe crush injuries involving my hands. The implants are fine. Glass magnets are of a slight concern

given they build up micro stress, but the amounts of the amount of incidents with them is very low. All non-magnet glass implants are incredibly durable. I have been hit by cars, come off my bike at full speed, getting on my hands in arms for meters, smashed into walls, had my hands crutch between a wall and a rolling cage full of beer, crates of beer, and my RF implants all survived,

even when bits of my skeleton did not. Shined Tom. It was really good. This guy, this cyborg guy who fucking smashes into a wall, Looney Tune style every day. Cyborg tunes, jams, bops, et cetera. This is just people,

I need to hear this I mean yeah Terminator versus Robocop epic rap battles of history I just I just thought this was funny this is all like terrible Kung Fury movie soundtrack These are all like terrible like 2016 synth albums That these people listen to

When they put a glow stick Into their index finger And think Wow I'm from the future Fuck that's cool It is so much cooler than us Dude we're so cool Post Mortem Retrieval

I don't know if this should be asked here Or somewhere like ask a mortician if that is a thing on Reddit. Let's say I got some, let's get, let's say I got us some blinkies. I've been thinking of things I could use them for. So yeah, you need to find reasons to get to like after you get this stuff. You need to find a reason to justify it. It's definitely strange to do it without a practical use.

My latest idea is writing a note to each of my children with the idea that I'd share that they were there and which color was for each. Then upon my death, they could be removed and returned to each child, assuming I wasn't crushed in a submarine or eaten by a tiger. And they'd have the note from me that they could read when ready. Plus, it lights up and doesn't take an obnoxious amount of space like an urn. So this guy wants to implant different colors of LEDs into his skin. And then when he dies, he wants the children to dig them out of his skin.

And I want to put them all over my face. I think it's interesting that every single person that we've read so far has either, like, has a concern about getting crushed or has been, has had a. part crushed. Every single person is, like, oh, I've crushed my hand on beer. Or what if I get crushed in a submarine? I've seen a lot of stuff I didn't put in here. I saw a lot of very bad pictures of stuff.

This is a thing where once you put one of these in you, your like medical care is kind of moot. Yeah. Because either if you get hit in the hand, you could like, it could like get infected and you could like get fucked up really bad. Or you could need to go to the doctor and the doctor's like, I'm not touching that because I don't want to mess.

I don't understand it and I might kill you. Like Uncle Fester Wait I saw a video of a guy who like Heard his hand and had an implant here And there was just like a giant bubble of blood Inside of his hand That was like move

Like it's also I saw some crazy fucking shit on here Yeah Did you do that was the surgery thing you're telling us about Well I saw it also a thread of people posting videos Of them doing surgery on themselves What kind of surgeries? Like putting implants in themselves and stuff like that

And it's like yeah Really really interesting community. Here, I just have a couple more. This one, I just want to show. This is how many implants you guys have and wear? Yeah, I'm trying to, so basically there's just everyone listing what they have, and I just want to show you, this is what it looks like when you go

nuts so on the hand implants. This is someone who has like... Oh, these are tattoos. No, they're not. Well, that one up top, is that a Decepticon? Well, they have tattoos on them. They just have a lumpy hand. This is just what their skin happens to look like, I think, but you can also see there's

like magnet magnets and stuff like implanted under their skin. It looks like fucking middle of polyjuice post. They have a payment chip implanted like partway up to like past their wrist. So the most unwieldy possible fucking place. Oh yeah. Well it's so they can show it off.

It's so they can show it off and be like so we can be like, whoa, you got that in your arm? When you go to the coffee shop and it's one of the places where the things not right in front of you, they take your card and tap it over the counter. So you have to reach your whole arm over the bar. the bar

the thing is yeah you get them wait so the LEDs have data in them like what it had it yeah yeah they're chips

I don't get this crap man it's pretty simple it's microchips I think you're gonna wake up tomorrow look at these x-rays this stuff

this is what's in this person's hand or this is like an early stage of their lines those are the chips those are microchips oh

pretty crazy okay this is the last one that I was really excited to find I think you guys will like this one too There's a two-part post. Okay.

Medical inflation procedure. Hi there. I partake in a certain activity and I would love to know if I could be medically studied while doing it. So essentially, I inflate my belly, intestine slash stomach, full of air like a balloon, using an air pump and sometimes N2O nitrous oxide. I achieved this by connecting a tube to an air pump or N2-O canister and inserting the tube into my rectum slash anus and allowing the air slash N2O to inflate my belly. This obviously causes my belly to become very rounded ballooned.

I would love to be medically inflated, studied, and researched upon by medical professionals to help further medical knowledge and understanding of body modification. I've been doing this for a while now and understand how to do, perform the activity in a safe manner,

and fully accept liability and responsibility for the dangers, understand the risks, and would not take legal action of anything were to occur. Photos of inflation for reference. Uh, they're up. Wait.

I would love to talk more about this topic, and I'm greatly appreciated of your time. Thank you. That's a biohack, bro. That's a fucking biohack right there. And people are basically clowning on him. Why? That's the only cool thing we've seen this whole time.

Yeah, this guy's made his belly as big as a balloon. The whole process simply fascinates me. I also find that personally it can be very relaxing. I've been doing it for a while now, and I've come to find that I can inflate very. Very huge, especially after years of practice. My hope is that I can help further some sort of knowledge or anything related to the medical field by performing this process, whether it's being studied or research on. I mainly use air to inflate, but I also use N2O as well.

I found that I can inflate bigger and fill with more of it. My usual method is mixing the two, which inflates my belly to massive, massive sizes. I like him reiterating that he thinks that this could be medically helpful. He wants to inflate his belly big enough that they could put like a fucking NVIDIA graphics card inside. That's what he wants. He wants just more room in his belly so they can just plug in a 30. I don't understand what medical, like, okay, in the pit, all right? I'm putting it in a medical drama.

Yeah. At what, what, if he helped them discover some new kind of treatment, what would they be treating? Probably constipation. To blow air up somebody's ass to get them a giant belly. Maybe this guy is not actually doing this. Yeah. And he's posting pictures of his fat belly and it's his cake. Oh, yep.

That's my past. That's my theory. And here's something, is that people are saying, like, go talk to, like, a kink doctor who can help you explain your kink. And he says, sorry for the random reply, but could you point me in the direction of these kink doctors? What the fuck's a kink doctor? I don't know. Yeah. He has another post here.

Inflation procedure number two. Hi, everyone. I made a post a few weeks ago about belly inflation. And if there was any possible benefits to the medical body modification world, as far as research purposes go. Here's a quick warm down of how the process works. So essentially, I inflate my belly. intestines slash stomach

full of air like a balloon using an air pump I achieved this by connecting a tube to an air pump and inserting the tube into my rectum

slash anus this causes the air to flow into my belly and inflate picture of my airfield belly for reference that's like when you try to take

a picture of the moon like you're like zooming in the lighting is so funny the blue bisexual lighting you're right yeah

because also it doesn't make a lot of sense that you be able to inflate your belly through your ass I'm making this because I was wondering if anyone knew a good way to measure my internal air pressure

particularly. I'm wondering out a monitor pressure with an aquarium air pump as that is primarily what I used to inflate. Are there any gauges or attachments I can purchase to monitor pressure? I would greatly appreciate any input and I'm always appreciative of everyone's time. Feel free to comment and ask me any questions. A barometer is a good idea.

Get that installed in the front of your stomach. Yeah. That'd be a cool tattoo for this guy. A barometer on his stomach. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what pressure cage in his ass. Don't they do that with the cows or the methane? They vent it out. They vented out.

But don't they put, I thought they put a, or guess it's... As of writing this, I'm actively filling out my belly up with air. Yeah, well, that's what I got. Yeah. What an incredible community, I have to say. Wow. I respect, I mean, that, you went a really interesting direction. Yeah.

only basically found the thing yesterday where the guy said that he's been eating spaghetti and ketchup up every day. Yeah. Let me see if I can Yeah, I need to see that one. I saw this one. This one was making me laugh. Hold on. Let me fucking

just just some of the titles of the biohacking Reddit are really good. I couldn't find anything like as good as that. R slash biohackers. Why do I feel the best on just spaghetti and ketchup? On spaghetti. Spaghetti, ketchup, salt and pepper.

When I eat this, I feel amazing for the day. And never crash later in the day. I don't like other foods. On spaghetti and ketchup. One of the comments is, you might be autistic. Not really, though. What else is it in the dish? Specific herbs, sugar, reply from O.P.

It's nothing else in the dish. Dude, that's the next slang right there. And that's on fucking. Spaghetti and ketchup, bro. How old are you? That sounds like you. 26. I've had some experiences like this at the age of 26 and 27.

Some things like this that I just make me feel good when I'm on them. Stuck in my head. Just why do I feel the best? Yeah. Why do I feel the best? Spaghetti and ketchup? This is one who was how to hold or hold your farts to increase blood hydrogen levels. Okay.

That was a biohack question. I don't know. I mean, most of the comments are saying, please don't do it for too long. You'll explode. I've been in situations like that. In fact, I'm in one right now. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, me too. For a while. One of them is a, are these acceptable levels?

And the only, it was just like, uh, it was like a test of a supplement I'm considering. And it was like lead like a good, there is like, uh, you know, I don't know how to read this fucking chart, but it says to right. The only reply is just, do you accept them? That was it. I don't have anything much else. I mean, I have all these, but they're not really that good. They're not as good as what Cameron found.

I think that... How often should I wank slash jack off for optimal performance? That is what I was... I'm not having the time today, but I really wanted to get into some no-fap stuff. Yeah. Because the no-fap is like the... That's my favorite of the bio-hacking stuff. I...

It was for my, uh, my old job. Yeah. But I, uh, put... I actually did a no-fap, like, gallery thing. Hold on. I had some really good no-fap stuff a while ago. Can you please teach me? Let me, let me see if I... I've been wanting to try it for a while, but I don't know how. These are just like a bunch of NoFAP tweets I found a while ago.

Let's see here. Opportunities will come your way when you retain your semen. You are raising your vibration. You will attract high vibrational situations. That's true. My roommate in community college told me that NoFAP is the way to go, and I never prodded him about it. You need to be more curious in your life. Because guys like that come around not that often.

And you could have learned a lot. Science. He was in the National Guard. Science, quote, on semen retention has been suppressed. There are very little studies out there on this topic. Why? They don't want men realizing their true power. Yeah.

Wow. That's facts. Your brain on heroin. Your brain on heroin is the same as on porn. Retain and understand this. Yeah. Looking at it because you look at heroin before you do it. You're not addicted to porn.

You're addicted to being weak. If you're coming from a place of weakness, even one month of semen retention will feel like heaven on earth for you. Shit works. If you're struggling with creativity, try semen retention for 30 plus days. Your mind will become sharper than steel. It'll make a bunch of uve bowl movies. Yeah, making Postal 3. Fucking killing women.

This specific, like, mindset is so funny. Now you can see why there is no science on semen retention. They don't want you discovering it. They have even come up with their own propaganda studies, claiming that ejaculating 21 times a month will help in preventing prostate cancer. The game is rigged. They want you weak.

Right. Like, who is... Well, you know who's a no-fab soldier. Who? Trump. Oh, yeah. He's also a straight-edge as well. Trump is a no-fap soldier.

He's a teetotaler. Well, didn't he... Isn't it rumored that he takes Adderall? That is where no-fap can get you. This is a poem from Seamen Retention Hub. Oh, this is good. These fappers, they cranked to the scorn. green, horn blaring so loud

it's obscene, mom burst in, what's that whale? Cat videos fail. Pants down, busted, unclean. Damn. What's that whale? Yeah, he was wailing. Oh, yeah. Exactly. A retention

limerick. Okay, that's pretty cool. Look across the world right now, what's happening? The rise of tyrannical governments, men who are sheep sitting back and doing absolutely fuck all about it. In fact, encouraging it, this would not be happening if men grew fucking pair of balls and stop touching themselves. True.

What is, like, what, what is the, I guess it's just like a, because it's a pseudoscience, but like the, the link to like, no fat stuff and like the guys who are like very right wing, like, what is the, I guess it's because they're, they, yeah, yeah, that it's, if you look at porn, you're like a degenerate, uh, well, it's, boy, what have you just used your imagination. It's also, I think, the next step after like you, you want like a trad wife. Is imagination against no fat policy? Yeah, I feel like Porn is the big no fat

Ration is fully is semen retention is fully, as semen needs to stay in your body. So what if you can't, you can't get married? No, I don't think you can't even have sex on semen retention. Yeah. Huh. Honestly, okay, there's a, there's a curve to this.

Yeah. Where like, if you're the biggest loser in the world and you do it, it's like, okay, sure, that's fine. You do it. If you're sort of a normal guy and you're doing no fap, that's kind of weird to me but then if you're a married guy

and you are so that you can be better at your job or something or not having sex with your wife that to me is back to being awesome sure that's cool let me let me ask you a question this is a question that the nofap guru asked this is the last one I had up from here is I want to hear you guys's answer

okay momentary pleasure or godlike power which do you choose as a Catholic I think there's I think probably momentary pleasure. You're a Catholic. You're not a Catholic. You're not a cat.

What the fuck are you talking about? As a Catholic, as a Catholic, I'm going to choose momentary pleasure so that I can I can use the shame later to guide me into stuff because I'm not going to be like God. God like power. God like power. That's being too. Bro, you're taking the dinner with Jay Z instead of the trillion dollars right now. Take the, take the trillion.

Take the fucking money, bro. That's literally what you just, what you just did. Yeah, I'd rather have the dinner with Jay Z because I bet. that food tastes good. Dinner with Jayce, but you got to pay. One trillion dollars. Oh, I got to pay?

Yeah, how you got to pay for it? Hell no. Hell no. Hey, Jay, do you want to go to checkers and rallies? Both. Both in one day. Yeah, I think we get, should we try to do us three

a no fat pact for 30 days and see if we get better at this? Yeah. Better at the podcast? Yeah. This is, this is, this is Burt Kreischer,

sober October for, one of you a huge impossible yeah wouldn't it be horrible if there was an instant difference yeah

wouldn't it be really wouldn't it be really embarrassing that would be embarrassed we like also say like we're not going to do that and then it's clear that it's really obvious

we all have different hair we all like combed different dewey and glow yeah you all your hair grows back yeah everything's fixed everything's fixed

Godlike powers levitating in my chair. One day, just like, it's like, oh, fuck, that we lost the episode because my new electric powers. Yeah, I'm like moving towards this. Interference on the cables. That'd be cool. All right, let's do it. I'm not fapping.

All right. I'm done fapping. Dude, no, I can't make this pack, bro. I got a fat man. With my right hand. Come on. I'm done fat with that shit. Dude, because I'm done fat.

This shit's, I'm not touching my penis with that. I'm going to do all the tricks as well. I'm going to sit on it, bro. I'm going to sit on it. I'm going to dunk it in hot water. That's some shit. Alistair was on. I'm getting the succulator,

the thing, the fucking little device. I'm installing it into my wall. Oh, dude. Those things putting it in the wall. It's like a little flap. Well, yeah,

you see those videos of the people who get like the laundry shoot that has like suction in their wall. And everyone's always talking about, Oh, the team, the boy is gonna fuck it. Fuck, yeah. But the thing I always think about is, like, they always show the video of, like, you, like, throw the shirt and it, like,

hits the one and gets, like, sucked in. But I was, like, how often would you, like, throw, like, a sock and it just, like, gets stuck over the opening and jams and just, like, you hear your entire walls just go, like, cuck, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, co, it probably happens a lot. It probably happens five times a day.

Yeah. You have to get, you have to get, like, a tech, there's one technician in the entire country who knows how to fix one of these things. Yeah, that, You have to call them from Phoenix, Arizona has to fly. Honestly, I've never even seen what you're talking about. Open every wall in your house. Yeah, the water towers in New York.

There's like two companies that know how to fix all the water towers that they have on the buildings. Oh, is that true? Yeah. Someone told me this. Really? It was like there's like all these. I want to fucking join one of those companies. Why not just get a company from a different place?

I don't know. I don't know. You know, like the big water towers they have on top of the building. They've converted most of them into being like a thing. Yeah, like, oh. this is our rooftop bar. It's in our water tower. But, yeah,

someone was telling me that there's, I mean, I'm paraphrasing from a paraphrase, but it's like, uh, like there's two companies, two companies in New York that know how to service the water towers

and the guys are getting older. And they're not really. It's like, well, do they still enjoy working their job? That's the same thing where they're dying. So now it's like they're dying. They're going to take on apprentices and shit.

Do their sons and kids come and visit them? I don't know. You guys, It's the same fucking thing where you see like a, you see on Instagram, it's a real and it's like something that was commissioned by a newspaper. It's like a real, a real, you know what I mean? And it's like a video and it'll be like, this is the last guy on earth who can still make wax seals for envelopes. I'm like just, yeah. I don't fucking care.

I hate that shit. I need a fucking wax seal for my envelope. This is the last. This is the last guy on earth. What about an amazing wedding? Let him fucking die. No. You're, it's always like, this is the last man in the United States making poop-flavored lollipas.

I know. I'm like, I don't want the poof-flare-th. We don't need it anymore. I'd kill this guy. I buy envelopes once every six years. Yeah. And the only reason I buy them is because I lose the 99 envelopes that I have left over when I used the one, the last time I bought them. The video from, I don't know, five years ago, I think I remember watching it at our job in college about like the last.

the last four guys that work at like the Boston Globe, like newspaper press. I was like, I don't give a fucking. Yeah. Who gives a shit? Get a, get a laser jet. These guys have been not. These guys could not have, could have not existed 10 years ago. These guys, they fixed the problem. Yeah. Yeah. Let these guys exist. You're done. Yeah. Get out of here. You've been solved. Get the building. Turn the building into a fucking trampoline. One of those paid up to jump trampoloon places. Skyzone. Turn it into sky zone. quarter of bounce. Wait a minute.

I love SkyZone. And I'm ready to delete any job as long as we can put SkyZone in the building. Especially in New York, this is valuable real estate. This fucking water. I don't get my water from a tower. It comes from the sink. Who cares about this fucking water towers? I don't go to the tower anymore.

It hasn't been like that for decades. Turn the water towers. They're building out, put a sky zone in New York. It's always a six minute long video. They fucking milk it. And it's always like the guy always goes like, yeah, now the big. companies are coming in and they're pushing me out of business and you know pretty soon I won't be able to sell this like artisanal glitter that's

made for the way that they're in the 1300s never goes away it's always you always see too they always have a little storefront and it's all fucked up there's shit everywhere and then it's trash it's always they're they're filming the video and one person comes in the bell the bell dingles over the door somebody comes and it's a debt collector yeah and they fucking hand them the it's always just like yeah though I hate also that they only show 30 seconds of what the guy's actually making. And the other five and a half

minutes is him at home with his wife and they're making the most disgusting European food of all time. Some like gray slop and they're eating it. They're like, yeah, we have a really humble life. Yeah. It's about to get even more humbling. Yeah. You need to work at Walgreens. You actually

give that guy a job at whatever SkyZone replaces the Boston Globe newspaper press. And it's going to be SkyZone. I'm hung up on this. Yeah, it's a big I'm really hung up on a big warehouse. It should be a sky zone. Yeah.

But I'm fine. He should have a job. Yeah. But he needs to be. Everyone should work for it until they die. You get to pay. $1,000 in between the trampons. $1,000.

You get to bounce him as high as you want. Oh my God. You put it like a dunk tank. You get as many people as you can to double bounce him as high as you can. I just had such a horrible vision, guys. Of a hundred years on Glebeglor Reels or whatever they got in the future.

These are the last three guys to work at SkyZone. The last three guys who are still. These are the last three guys doing a podcast. Well, no, I don't care about podcast. No, because we're getting rip. We're getting sent to sky. This fucking building's getting turned to the last guy who operates an old-fashioned

trampoline park. That would be sad as the way that they used to do it. They don't even, they don't even have an L-CD on a single trampoline. Is that what people who are 90 years old feel like about wax seals on envelopes? Yes. They get as excited about those as we get about

They remember when wax seals came out when they were 13. Yeah. And they were fucking sealing everything. They were sealing books that they wanted to read shut. They were sealing juice into fake soda bottles and then drinking the juice. They were sealing the top of the milk, the milk carton. Yeah. They would do a big seal on that.

Or whatever. I just found Mark. That's an incredible amount of empathy in my heart once I was able to relate these terrible old. Dude, that's Grinchian. And anachronisms with trampolines. You just called the people anachronisms? No, their wax seals are. Oh, okay.

But they are too. They're fucking dinosaurs. Yeah, disgusting oldies. There's no point to any existence beyond the year of 30. Speaking of the year of 30. Well, hold on. There's going to be a lot of 30-year-olds around town at the show on the 29th. Let's try that one more time.

So if you're 30 years old and you have given up on life, please come to a show on August 29th. That is kind of the Union Hall crap. Yeah. A fucking botchy. Yeah. Come play botchy. Caleb might be doing five minutes on the show, even though he quit. He said that, can I do five minutes earlier?

And I said, yeah, sure. I just want to record one joke. Yeah, all right. Well, you can come up. Caleb's going to do his one joke. No, I'll do other stuff. Caleb is going to do his one new joke. What I do.

I've won. Uh-huh. It's going to bomb something. Yep. Well, well, well. Caleb Pitts will be there confirmed. and Cameron Fedder will be in the crowd and you, if you pay a premium, can sit next

to him. Really? I'm not going to sit. It's the VIC, the very important Cameron seat. I'll be on Pierce and Corey Storowski's show at Life World. We'll go see this. I think that's Pierce's half as and Difficulty Man. And Difficulty Man.

We love Difficulty Man. We love Pierce Campion. We love both those things. So come out and see that. I can't remember off the top of my head what day this show is on, but you check Twitter Instagram. It is the 31st. 31st. Of Augusto. Come to life world and check this issue.

Who else is on the show? Let's see. Oh, Masha Breeze. Oh, Masha is so funny. Yeah, it's going to be a good show. Yeah, Masha. Oh, and you? Okay.

Are you going to be any food? Nah. Well, you know, I'm actually, that wouldn't be a question for me. I'm simply just on the show. I'm not just wondering. Maybe you could incorporate giving us a snack into your act? Yeah.

I'm down to do that because, Can I tell you guys I got nothing? Yeah? Well, well, well. This is a great selling point for the show. You could finally do ass boy. Yeah. Oh, ass boy.

Your fucking character he used to do. Ass boy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, come on, man. Do ass boy. You have an itchy ass and you walk around. You ask everybody it. There's a spot of my ass.

I can't reach it. Oh. Yeah. It's about four seconds long of a character. Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, I got to go make dinner. All right.

You got to be your dip. I got to make my ranch dip. Dinner tip. Yeah. Dude, it's called the crudeite and it's changing dinner forever. Watch what happens live, though. The American version. Bro.

I saw a video. Can you get us on there? I saw a video today this morning where a girl went and sat in the audience. And I was like, I think that we should try to do that. You want to be in the crowd? No, not in the crowd. Oh, you don't want to be in the crowd? I want to be on the fucking show.

Dude, there's no way. I'd be able to get us on fucking watch what happens on. Yeah. Oh, really? I believe you can do it. You can figure that out. Well, my wife just told me the other day that I needed to go on that show. Yeah.

I can, I can. Can you try? Wouldn't sperm on that shit? Spurn. It wasn't sperm on that shit. What did you say? On Andy. You were saying, you're talking about Andy Cohen.

You said it wasn't sperm on him? You're calling him shit first of all. I'm getting spermed on his face by his husband. He said, wasn't that, didn't that shit get sperm all over him? Oh, fucking, come on. Look, statistically speaking. You don't doubt that he's that nut fucking sitting on his face for hours. Statistically speaking, he's probably had some nut on his face.

Can I hear the statistics? Yeah. Yeah. One, is he 100% go. Can I hear the descriptics of how it happens? You want to hear the descriptors? I want to hear the descriptics.