Podcast About List - Ep. 355 - Please Quote Us On That

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

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I'm going to fucking throw up. We just added Felix Biederman. to the show. We're already laughing. I'm already laughing. I'm already having the time of my life, guys. I've had the best day ever, man. Trust me.

Uh-huh. And I never felt this way before. And I swear. This is true And I owe it all to you You This is what you'll be singing On Thursday night

When you come to live Live D&D And we'll be singing that And please don't come Expecting us to make Off color jokes about what day Of the month it is 9-11 is sucks

And it's Gosh If you still make 9-11 jokes You're fucking hack I kind of think it was a national tragedy But yeah Let's go with Gose No I'm speaking from a dirtbag Leftist perspective

Dude, tell me about what it's like to be a dirtbag. Dude, look at my fucking irony, poisoned dirtbag leftist pig shirt. Oh, yeah, that is that. Look at me, dude. I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking funny hipster. You are a funny hipster. That's one of my favorite fucking things about you. Uh-huh.

I'm a fucking funny hipster. Dude, tell me your favorite fucking Mr. Show sketch right now. Bro, you're not even going to know it because it's so, it's so deep cut. Underground wasn't even on the show. Because it's from with Bob and David. Exactly. Wow. It's the one where he does black.

And it's the, yeah, the one where David Cross is doing the trans jokes for no reason. Yeah, because I'm actually... Just plain black. Because of what? Just plain black? That's what I'm calling David Cross. Just plain black. He had...

He didn't he do... His album was bigger and blackerer. Yeah, but that was a Chris Roth joke. Such a great name for the album. Yeah. Yeah, he's always doing this type of thing. He's really... He's the rock in the patch.

No, he's not. No, he has a full beard. He's a full beard. He's a very, very edgy old man. He's not really edgy anymore. What are you talking about? He said the N-word on the episode with Norman. And then also, for no reason, you can see in the documentary for no reason, he just adds, like, a transition joke.

Like, there's a clip of just him and Bob fighting. Yeah. Like, it's like a woman who's, like, the creator of the soundtrack of Transformer, I forget what it is, but he's like, he looks at the camera and just goes, by the way, I'm transitioning because he's dressed up like a woman and Bob is like I don't think we should add that he's like it has to go in it's like Jesus

Bob Odenkirk seems like a sweet guy I love this Bob Odenkirk press tour that's been going on but nobody too I think it's just ended years ago no it must have been nobody one it's so good thinking about

it's just nice to see him being interviewed yeah there's one there's one clip I saw today where someone was showing him Oh, it was showing him, like, some, like, I think it was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's, like, S-N-E-S game or something. Something along that was, like, an old-ass, like, retro game. Was he on game grooms?

And this was like, no, he was not on game gross. It was like, it was like describing me like, oh, the plot of this game is similar to the plot of your new movie. And then Bob Odenkirk would not let him breathe and was basically being like, you know the plot of this game. Whoa. Why do you know the plot of this game? This has a plot. What's wrong with you? You have kids?

He said, does your kid ever look at you and say grow up? That would hurt coming from... I was like, damn. Coming from, Oh.

It's not that big a deal, man. It's so awesome. Dude, it made me realize Bob Odenkirk, my hero would fucking hate me. Yeah, he would hate you actually. He would fucking hate me, man.

Imagine him walking into your house seeing all your fucking Godzilla stuff. He would like Godzilla, I think. He hates it. If he doesn't like Teenage Booting Ninja Turtles, how can he like? like anything

they're both lizards. Yeah. Actually, turtles, not a lizard. They're not. Lizards are

amphibians. They're mutant teenage turtles. Are lizard or no? Turtles are amphibians. I see that from the name. Thank you very much. Yeah, you don't see it

because they're nowhere to be found. Yeah. Okay. I know they're not to be found, but I can't see them in my mind's eye because I have a very talented imagination. No,

you have affintasia and you can't see a single turtle. How many? I know, you know what I have? Fantasia. Brooms, dancing. That's actually.

a very dangerous thing to have if you've seen. Big Red Beam. That movie fucking sucks. Yeah, dude. It's beautiful. But the stories... The only thing the only thing people care about that movie, the only thing people care about from that movie is the big the mountain guy, the...

No, it is cool, but it is... That was a big one as a kid for me of being like, damn, this looks fire. Yeah. It's called Fantasia. Yeah. Whoa. And then you're watching. And you're like, oh, this is three of them are. You know what is...

Three out of like ten shorts or whatever are good. Yeah. Is this the... That's the one with the Mops, right? Yeah. It's very old. The Mops is great.

It's crazy that it's like fucking 70 years old. Yeah. That's what's crazy about it. Yeah. It's from the 30s? Yeah. 32 or something.

Wait, it's a very old movie. I'm pretty sure Fantasia's from the 30s. That's incredible. That is true. That's, that's almost a hundred years old. I could be wrong about that. It could have come out in the 40s.

I had it in a clamshell. Yeah. Yeah, I remember the clamshell. The white clamshell. Yeah, 1940. Yeah, 1940. Wow. That's pretty crazy.

Yeah. That's when Walt Disney, Walt Disney cut this from the credits, but it said dedicated to the Third Reich and Adolf Hitler. He said that? Yeah. The Third Reich? He said dedicated to the Melbourne.

He said that, but then he cut it because he was like, I don't want this in here. Yeah. Really? Yeah. It was just one of those things that just kind of pops up and like no one really knew where it came from.

Alan Smith. And it was like, and it went through so many edits. You know the thing where it's just like, people are just reading and rereading something and just be like, and then it's like right before release. They're like, wait, like, what's this? Wait, why is this in here? Adolf Hitler, isn't that the president of Germany? Yeah. Oh, wait.

Maybe we should just take that out. Because I've just been looking. It's just the credits. Or maybe they, maybe one guy snuck in five seconds of that at the end of the movie, like when they do the naked person in the window. Well, that's actually exactly what happened is it one, uh, one, uh, Disney. employee actually snuck in five seconds of it not saying praise be to Adolf Hitler during the credits.

Yeah, he snuck that in. Wow. It's not going to lack of that. Yeah, exactly. A lack of a lack of praise. That's the last thing I would put at the end of my movie. The credits. Yeah, it usually ends the movie.

It's usually the last thing. Cameron's fucking nocturnal awake. He's awake. That's funny. I really want to let's bring away down. I want to send you back to like 1961 and put you

on the the Merv Griffin show or whatever. Dude, he would be so good. I've been destroyed. I've thought that Hollywood Squares. You would fucking destroy. Imagine him going up. You really are.

Yeah. There's no point for me to exist. You don't matter. Charles Nelson Riley. I know. That'd be so amazing. If you go watch those old like late night shows, people are fucking so unfunny and talentless.

It's stupid. You would have been leagues above all these people. It was before they knew how to find people. I wouldn't be able to stop swearing. Yeah, that's the one thing. That would be my big problem. I don't think. You just go like,

I'd say the joke and they go, fuck yeah. Yeah, fuck that joke. You say that joke about the credits thing. And then they're all laughing. You go, fuck yeah. Yeah, fuck yes It's fucking awesome Don't y'all

This is fucking awesome I'm in the past And I'm killing Johnny let me just say This is fucking great Everyone's fucking laughing And fuck holy shit Fuck George Bush

Imagine how powerful that would be He'll be coming in a couple years Back then He's a child Just go say fuck you Yeah Just fuck George W Bush From Dallas Texas

Would you go back in time And not kill George Bush Would say Fuck you? you. When he's a little kid and maybe make his self-image kind of...

I think he would become worse. Yeah, he would definitely become worse. I think so. Don't pay all most evil people get told fuck you when they're a kid. No, George Bush is not like that though. George Bush was like... No, he had like such a...

Well, evil, but kind of accidentally. Sure. He sort of had the silver spoon his whole life and everybody liked him because he's funny. Unless you're really looking to kind of the underlying conspiracies of it all. Dude, I have one movie to make you watch. It's called W. called bush it's called bush called the bush that it would be a bad name for the what was that the there's

brolin and then there's the cartoon he's a drunk drug addict yeah and he loved hanging out of the pool i only saw the trailer but this is a lot of what i think it's about a drunk drug addict who hangs out of the pool is i mean he's kind of sounding cool to me he was the only i think the only i think the only as a comedy hipster he sounds like a fucking fire you can't is there a movie for every president not every president surely not there's no way so if there isn't which is crazy

there's no Woodrow Wilson movie well we have to fill in the gaps yeah or at least we can pick a gap and that's such an easy fucking in coolage just because there's got to be there's got to be

is there a taft movie no see the thing is I bet there's a bunch of them that are like TV movies I bet there's a bunch of president TV that's like a fucking John Adams TV show That's his favorite show ever. Check out Paul Gi-Moddy.

On his Patreon. Is there a movie about like Martin Van Buren? Dude, that's my question. There's a picture about him. There's definitely a picture. Yeah. Because I was just thinking,

I think the only president movie I ever watched is JFK. There's JFK. You didn't see Lincoln. I didn't see Lincoln. You must not be on YouTube shorts. I didn't see, I didn't see this one you're talking about

W. W, that's three. What other? Yeah, they haven't done an Obama one. That's coming, though. Who do we got? No, they did do an Obama one. They did a young Obama one.

Young Obama. It was called a TV movie, right? I think, see, I think this is all going to be filled in by TV movies. I think that's, I'm talking biopic Oscar bait. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's what I'm thinking, too. The McKinley biopic? We have to.

Oh, okay. That could be cool. That could be cool. Like, and there's, there's got to be ones about the other ones. George Washington, there's got to be one. I can't think of it. You know what I... It's so stupid.

We've spent the last five minutes saying... There's got to be one, but I don't know what it is. Yeah. Well, I just try to think of which ones there are. There's W. I know. JFK.W. Nixon. Yes. Nixon.

There we go. Abraham Lincoln. Reagan was in movies. Yeah. But that doesn't count, though. Doesn't count. No, they did make a Reagan biopic. They made a Reagan biopic

Like last year Yeah, yeah, with David Henry plays young Reagan And Quaid From fucking, yeah Dennis Quaid Yeah

The kids from We got Reagan That's five I think we're at six The early ones The early ones I think are Because Obama Yeah

That's a TV movie right Yeah but that counts I think it counts It's over 90 minutes It's a movie I mean it was a I think it was a Netflix movie

Which I don't know if that counts As a TV movie All right So that's like a made for TV movie at least I mean I think it's a movie I feel like early ones, there's got to be easy early ones.

We're not, I think we can't count the mini-series. Can we pull up a list of president movies? I'm sure there's a George Washington one. Yeah. No, we don't need Google involved in this story. You just want to just move to camera. Just based on memory? This chair is not letting me stay in front.

Holy shit, he fucking lifted the table. I almost spilled my damn coffee. The indirect spiller. Dude, yeah, he's such a spiller. They almost did it indirectly. There's got to be, there's got to be one about, uh, about FDR. Oh, I just put the thing in my ass. What?

And what just got shown? This scene is amazing. Oh, I know this. Yeah, I've seen this. This is Guerrilla Rod. We have no sound on this video. Gorilla Rod going to attack Obama. And he's like, fuck you, Obama.

Yeah. But we're not, we're getting no sound. Yeah, but that's okay. We know the video. Yeah, this is awesome. Yeah. Who would be your dream, but president that you want to make?

I want to do a movie. You know, it would be a poor movie. like a movie about McKinley's assassin because you got assassinated by a fucking napkin, dude. We keep talking about presidents recently, too. We've been very into presidents. Yeah.

So I also want to pitch Grover Cleveland. We just talked about him recently, too. But I think he'd be a good one because of his secret surgery at sea, which we won't go more. The secret surgery to see. The secret surgery is, which to me, I've been very fascinated by it for a few months at this point. We each got our own president thing.

I've got to, uh, obsessed with. I got to do. I got to go Jefferson. Yeah. Jefferson's pretty pretty good he could have him in a slave wife or whatever they should do like a really they should do one they should do an Andrew Jackson one and may and really lay it on thick oh yeah yeah like having like fucking stomping he's just doing golem shit yeah he eats the fish out of the river you know he looks like uh he looks like the um the uh hide from the league of extraordinary gentlemen yeah oh yeah i've never seen that that hide no hide yes hide you never seen league of extraordinary gentlemen no another another one that i got on DVD was like holy fucking shit this is going to be incredible wicker basket full of DVDs because your parents said know how to keep shit watched it watched probably

90% of it yeah you know what so yeah and you know who at you know who has in it John Connery John Connery yeah Connery as professor quarterman quarterman quarterman he's a king of the men This was a comic adaptation? Yes. Yeah. Who's fucking reading that shit? Well, who you tell you who's watching is this guy? Yeah, I watched it too.

Is this actually a good movie or does it suck balls? No, I did not like it even as a kid. I have to imagine it's bad. I think it was fun. But it has great effects. They had that awesome. I mean, you've seen the practical on the Mr. Hyde. That's what just made me think of it.

Yeah, crazy. But if they did an Andrew Jackson like that, where he has like a bubble on his head. He's like the Hulk. Yeah. The guy's playing him has to put his hand. into something. Yeah, like the whole walk on his knuckles. It's a good idea.

And then at the end he gets thrown into a volcano or something. But I think we literally need to go through, I mean, not right now. We need to go through the list of presidents and there has to be one that there's literally no movies about. And we have to just make that and be like, this is the first movie ever that is just completely about. Not completely about. That's the...

It has to be completely about. Because I'm sure every president has at least once appeared as a character in a movie. Yeah. I also feel like maybe it's... What was it Gary Oldman and Oppenheimer? Yeah. Fucking Anthony Hopkins as somebody. Right.

I think they all... I think they've all been covered by that metric. I have to imagine. Do you think that it's kind of a cheat code to getting a movie made if it's about somebody as famous as a president of the United States?

I think so. That's what I'm saying right now. And it's a double cheat code because it's a completionist thing where everyone in Hollywood's going to be like, oh my God, we forgot to make one about... We forgot to make this one! We got to do it.

And how hard can it be to write the script for that? Right. Oh, he was born and it's very hard. And then he went to Yale or something. He was born hard. He was the first hard baby ever born right out of the womb. He was a baby born with oak flesh. What's that?

Just a thing of like magic properties. I've never heard of that. It's from Skyroom. Oh. Oh, it's cool, man. It's a Skyrim spell you can have. See, that's what we could do. We could do Skyrim stuff in there.

There's all types of operations. Every president, they're born. Obviously. Easy. That's a gimmick. That's first 20 pages of the script. Act one is the birth of the president. Yeah, screaming.

Go, push it, push it, push it. Push it out. Push it back in. Push it back in. He's too important to be born yet. 15 hours of labor. Yeah. Real time.

Real time. The first ever real time biopic of a U.S. president. Yeah. Well, you can do that with multiple parts. Mm-hmm. You can do a money making machine. So the first like. 16 to 20 movies in the series

are just labor. Just like a 16th and then we run out of money. Yeah. Well, there's some people Martin Van Buren, part three. If you did dilation.

If you did that, if you did a 16 part movie, 16, not 16 part movie, a 16 movie series. By the 16th movie, and it's getting a wide release, how many tickets do you think you'd sell to the 16th movie in that series? You know what's crazy?

In two weeks and things. is that some movies that actually are real movies will sell like 10 tickets. Yeah, that's true. Actually, wait, the 16th one is the one that everybody fucking go see. That's when he finally comes out. Nobody would see the middle, the middle 14. You got to appeal to the people in America who believe that life begins at conception. So you're going to have to start with the cons.

Well, I mean. That's true. But it should depend on who the president is and whether or not they would have been aligned with those ideals. Yeah. So if it's like Trump, we got to do like, Fred Trump and his wife having sex. Yeah. Reagan, got to have them.

Yeah, Fred. Fred. Fred Trump sounds like a Fred Clause-style sequel. Yeah. But it's his dad. He has a brother. Yeah. His brother fucking died of drinking.

His brother died of drinking. Yeah. Yeah. That's so just... Fail. That is the most embarrassing thing to fucking die from. It's not that hard to stop drinking. Yeah.

You got to want it. Yeah. You got to want it. You got to want it. You got to want it to keep. drinking so much that you get to die from it, like his brother. Yeah.

Did his brother die from just drinking, or did his brother die from, like, drinking and then falling off of a skyscraper? It might have been the skyscraper. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's a dangerous, that's a serious hazard if you're in the bad place to be.

Manhattan real estate. If you've been drinking for, you know, 50 years straight. The spire of a giant building. Yeah. The top of the Birch Khalifa. Uh-huh. doing a Red Bull Instagram reel.

Yeah. That is not what you want to be doing. That was Fred Trump's thing was going to the Burj Khalifa. Yeah. He's one of those guys that would climb the... Right.

It might be confusing him with somebody. Who do you think you're confusing him with? Who's that guy that climbs the buildings? Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise has done it. No, the guy that goes on the wire. Oh, Jean-Mufe. Oh, Jamufe, Jamufla.

She-papa. Yeah, papas. The Man on the Wire. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was, this whole time I thought that was Fred Trump. Really? Yeah, and I thought that he got drunk and fell off the wire. That's another job you wouldn't want to have if you're big into alcohol.

The wire. Unless it made you more stable in your own brain. I guess that's true. Unless you were so alcoholic that it was the only thing that got rid of your shakes. I feel like I would want to get something installed on me if that was my job. And also, who's paying him that guy? Yeah, I don't want to get a big hook. walk between my shit and get

fucking arrested. I'll get a big hook coming out of my back in case I fall off. Oh, that's really smart. A big bone hook. Yeah. That has flesh around. Yeah, you should evolve.

Just evolve. I don't know which part of the vertebrae it is. Well, it's a slippery slope, though, because if you start the evolution like that, people are just going to realize they can start evolving until they no longer need somebody to go across a wire for them.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they entertain themselves. Yeah, exactly. And then what do I use my, what do I use my spike for? The spike would become a way for people to punish you. Yeah, exactly. It would become a liability. Yeah, and then people are putting you.

You'd be, yeah, exactly. You'd be walking down the street and you'd spit on someone because that's how you are. And since usually you can just get away and, but this is the time the guy goes, hey, yeah, grabs your hook. Yeah. Yeah, my, and, you know, I, but I would be having some amazing attachments for that. That's true. What would you put on your back spike? umbrella at the top.

Umbrella is really good. Yeah. I would actually love to have the umbrella on my back. If my, you know, I guess on my head. I guess on my head. And they make that.

It's called an umbrella hat. I do wear a well, you know, I could become an umbrella in the case of an emergency. You could not ever in your life could hold me up by my spike. And then you just be fucking you.

And then I have a, you know, a big tarp on my feet. Then all, here's what would happen that way. I'm carrying you like this. All the water's going around the side of your leg into your asshole and then onto my face

so I have your fucking butt water in my mouth. That'd be a big problem. But your shirt would be dry. Yeah, it'd be a problem because I'd get addicted to it. Your shirt would be dry though. My shirt would not be dry. Are your brown?

My legs would be white. Stupid white legs. I heard an amazing conversation on the train today with two I don't know general kid age of like where they can talk talking age kids.

Sure. Okay. Yeah. No. I can't tell how old people are. And they were like, what one was like, have you seen

always studying in Philadelphia? And the other one said, no, I don't know what that is. She said, you have to watch this. It's about people who are, they all are co-workers

and they have a job together, but they are just way too fucking extra. Like, yes. And then she said it, she was like, yeah, they did a whole episode

about abortion because it's from the 90s. I'm like, what do kids think about the world? Yeah. And I wanted to say, it's not from the night. Guys, it's still going on to this very day. It's still going on, and it's getting better every season if you ask some people. Yeah.

Not me. I actually haven't watched that much of that show. Yeah. Yeah. I was talking about abortion. Abortion is one of the most horrible crimes imaginable on human history. On opposite day. On opposite day.

I think it's awesome. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like those guys on Always Sunny is on opposite day The way they act is just in total Just opposition I wonder who the hell would go to this bar Where people are going The whole time behind the bar

Buddy no one's going in there Really? There's a few episodes where people go in But it's usually they know one goes in Yeah, wow Because Frank has a lot of money Dude Which I never understood

Me neither He likes to pretend to be the worm. Yeah. He doesn't deserve that money and it should come to me through the screen. Yeah.

You should be able to do that in a movie theater is request the main character's money. They should do a they should do an interactive movie like Megalopolis where there's a scene in the movie

where the character is on their phone and over their shoulder you can see their Venmo QR code and if you scan the screen at that moment you can request and pay money to them and it changes the events of the movie because if the movie is about them not having that much money,

but if you screenshot their code and pay them, then they'll be rich by the end and start changing the plot. That is a great idea, Cameron. You can sit back in your chair now. That's how good of an idea. It started out in bad, right? You started out bad, right?

It's a good idea, right? They can buy their own building. Yeah. That solves most problems in most stories. What if it's a play, right? And there's like a QR code next to, there's a like a ticker. And then if they get past a certain amount, all the props get replaced with golden props.

Yeah. All the props get replaced with golden props. But then there's a ticker that goes up. And then throughout the play, they have to improvise and be like, oh, well, actually, I do have that money for you. Yeah. Exactly. And it's, or it's like Charlie Chaplin style thing, but then you can pay him money and he stops acting crazy and just gets a normal guy. Yeah. You don't have to do all this.

He's acting like that because he's a tramp. Imagine being Charlie Chaplin's wife or daughter or not. Not daughter, I mean. Just imagine having to live in the same world as him when he was alive. Well, Charlie Chaplin, I feel like if that was your significant other, it'd be kind of like in a movie when somebody's girlfriend is like a stripper or a prostitute or something. Yeah. I have to do that.

Please don't fucking do that shit. Charlie Chaplin. Please don't do all. Put the fucking cane down. Fucking stop. You're killing me. Charlie Chapman was doing to. He's doing this.

you know what for you i'll stop doing it turns around he's playing games you didn't give a fuck imagine how good he was at sex though yeah probably terrible imagine he wiggles his eyebrows like this dude he was so bad at it he only did it with a kid you keep saying this is that true yeah he married a kid when you say kid 13 year old 13 yeah chaplain went as low as 13 yeah that's how bad he was at 6

doing it as a slapstick joke. He wasn't going to old ladies. That's not, no, that ain't passing the smell test, Mr. Cameron. He did not do that as a fucking slapstick joke. What kind of routine is that? Listen, back then there was laws, there was laws about what you could show on screen. So he felt that he had to, he was, when he wanted, if he wanted to do more with some of the more raunchy ideas that he had. That is not a raunchy comedy idea.

That is not. I don't think it is. I'm saying Chaplin Well Chaplin thought Oh I'm gonna go Dude that's not

I mean He was not He was not exactly The most upstanding Citizen I mean He fell over quite a lot Have you?

Yeah Mm-hmm Come on He You seen his mustache? Yeah Wow Yeah

So I think That's second So do you think maybe He saw Hitler And he was like I can fucking get away With anything

Yeah I think he He did that He was the inspiration for Hitler's mustache. He did not inspire Hitler's actions. Is that what you're saying? No, he inspired his mustache. Okay, but that's an actionist shaping your mustache. If Hitler wore a hat, it's not like everyone else that wears a hat forever is to be inspired by Hitler. Well, a Nazi, the type of hat. Yeah, there's a pretty particular hat. I guess there is a, yeah, kind of an example. So yeah, but that's the head that like conscious rappers wear now. But dude, haven't you ever, how can you say, the square, the square military hat that they wear? Haven't you seen the fucking Charlie Chaplin end of the great dictator? speech timed up with the Inception song? No, I've never seen that. You've never seen that? I've never seen the time

together. Oh, my God, you've got to watch that stuff. Have you seen anybody? Have you seen the... Have you seen the... Have you seen the... It's a horrible thing that I've done. This is such a bad thing. I've been the worst president ever. And

everybody needs to stop being so violent to each other and I wish I didn't ever do any of this. Hans Zimmer's swelling. music and everybody just go home and stop all this, stop all this war and just knock everything on Friday. Everyone acts like he's this genius film composer. Like, I put some more notes in those damn songs, buddy.

One blah. One blah. That's your song. That's your song is one blois. I'm not putting this on in the damn car. Here's my idea for the song. But it's nice because it doesn't distract me too much because sometimes when I'm watching a movie and they have a sound of the soundtrack that's like, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do-do or something

like that. I love when a movie has do to do do do do do walking down the street do do do do do that's that's Marvin Hamlish. I know that one. Marvin Hamlish? Yeah. It's another film composer. Dude, how do you know more than Zimmer? Who's Marvin Hamlish?

He did the soundtrack to the sting. What's the sting? The Robert Redford Paul Newman movie. So why'd you go there? Because do to do do to do. But why him? Who is that? Marvin Hamlish did do to do to do.

for that movie The Sting. Bro, I don't know what any of this is. You know what I started watching? He did multiple movie soundtracks that sound like do-to-do-do-do to-do. What? Look up Marvin Hamlet is. Wait, this is real? You're not making...

Yeah, he did a lot of do-to-do-do type songs. I'm being serious. He did a lot of do-do-do-do-do's. Okay. But name a movie. The Sting? The name of a movie I fucking know about it. Yeah.

How do you not know the Sting? It's one of the biggest movies ever. What's it about? It's about it, two con men. And, uh, what's that? fucking guy, is it Daphne Coleman? No, no, no, no, no, no.

The people. Is it Dabney Coleman? What's that fucking? I see, I, I, I knew it was real, but I don't know, I don't know what it is. Who is that actor? I don't know the movie. How am I going to know? Yeah, but is the 70s actor.

He's got gray hair and a black mustache. And I think he might be in blazing saddles as well. Gene Wilder. That's a good guess. Yeah. He's in blazing saddles. That's Wanka. He's in Wanka.

You haven't seen Blazing Cattles. And you haven't seen Wanka. It's not fucking Dabney Coleman, though. Who the fuck is it? That doesn't matter so much. It doesn't really matter. But now I've got to look at my phone and look it up. I guess I had to know it.

You don't need to know that. I need to know this stuff, man. That's an information that I would encourage you to actively stop adding to. Why? I think you know enough of this type of stuff. Yeah, but what if you know it would be great if you would. What if I'm on a plane? and someone

goes into the next time I see you on a plane you better be in the cockpit yeah what if somebody goes into anaplaxis and they're like quick then that's why

they have a doctor on the plane why would that the person who's going into anaplaxis says that they're like oh I'm trying

I would find the epipen but I'm so stuck on this trivia locked my epipen in a safe the code is the name the name of the actor who gets conned

in the sting and it's not Damny Coleman, who was in the movie Cloak and Dagger with Henry Thomas from E.T. Okay. You have raised a fair point. If that happens, then you would really want to know that. If that happens, I think that person deserves to die for putting themselves in that situation. Yeah, being on a plane. You know what? And now that you've taught me to not care about others, I'm going to change a lot of my life. Not others in general, I think just the person who put that code on their epipen.

Yeah. They locked up their epipen. But these are the only type of people I can save. Oh, you can save anybody if you put your mind to it. Dude, have you not seen the movie Superman? It's about saving. It's true. I did see it.

Do you think that you would be a hero? And I give it a glowing review. Yeah. Five glowing red upside-down stars. The movie was shit. How do you make a star upside-down? It's easy. It was.

At one point usually goes to the top. I mean, you've seen a pentagram? Yeah. Yeah, but... It's an upside-down star. Yeah, I guess that's true. You didn't like the Superman movie? No, I liked it.

I just said that It didn't look Everybody kept saying it was good And it looked bad to me It looked pretty bad And I also I think I think I kind of expected to Well I like

I like this comic books And the superhero stuff And I would thought I expect I never cared about Superman I always thought Superman It was really dumb And I kind of expected That I would go to the movie

And be like oh Oh I get it This is why people like it And then I walked down I was like oh I guess everybody is kids Yeah Guy Gardner though

But adults like me like Spider-Man. He is cool. Guy Gardner cool as fuck. Superman is such a... Been reading about him recently. I like the green lanterns. Yeah, the green lantern, dude.

I used to read Green lantern when I was a kid. Yeah. What is his power? His power can make anything. He's got willpower. That's pretty cool. Green is willpower. And he has to charge his ring by holding it next to a lantern and saying a special

poem. Uh-huh. What is like? It's blackest night. In brightest day and blackest night. Let the green lantern protect my light! That's what it is? Yeah.

Something like that. That sounded spot on. Yeah. It was pretty close. It's definitely blackest night is in there. Blackest night isn't in it for sure. Do something. Blackest night is in it because there's that run.

Yeah, the blackest night. But here's the thing that's going to blow your mind, bro. That I know you don't know this or I hope you don't know this because I want to blow your mind. Sure. Dude, in the green lanterns, it's fucking every different type of color has their own lantern groups. Yeah. The yellow lanterns are evil.

The red lanterns have rage. The yellow lanterns fear, though. Fear, which is evil. That's why Batman had one. Isn't that fucking cool? Uh-huh. Batman had a yellow ring at one point. Is there a pink lantern?

There is, and guess what their emotion is? Girlishness. Why is it making you cry? I don't know. Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever heard? I'm not actually crying. My eyes are watered. You told me it was going to blow my mind, so my eyes started watering.

I don't know why my body does that shit, but it did. It was powerful. The way you said it was powerful. Isn't that an incredible thing to find out? It is, dude. When I remember finding that out for the first time, and it blew my mind. Yeah, that blew my mind.

Was that lantern core? I'm interested in learning about the lanterns. The lanterns. The run that the fuck was it, Jeff Johns wrote it. Some fucking... Dude. Okay, what scenario do you need to know this information for? Yeah.

Have you been read any of these? Yeah, I'm going to start. It's the Wikipedia thing that you were talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah. That is expected to comics as well. I am starting to read them. really i'm getting i've you're starting as in you have intention to i and you start you're starting i was going to ask you how to get the thing like the e-reader thing

the little app that you use that you had all the shit on dude i do it on my iPad oh right or right so first i don't know there's that website i'll send oh i'll send me the website i'll send you a website yeah because i got for some reason after is the most little kid brain thing ever is like seeing the guy gardener shit and i'm like i got to know everything about this guy I want to read every comic he was in. This is fully just like, this guy's so fucking cool. I like his bowl cut. The bowl cut is sick.

He's like a gym teacher. Guy. Guy. He's a drunk of that who gets a lantern. It's fucked up that in real life, that name is usually Ghee. Mm-hmm. Really? Guy Ladoosh. I don't know if it usually is, but just that it sometimes is.

I've never heard of somebody named Gie. Guy from MXC. I only know Guy. Most extreme challenge. Guy. Guy Pachoto. Guy Bucote. Guy Bronham?

Oh, yeah. Who's that? I think Gis is, what is, what is Gis French? Yeah, I don't know. I think, you know what, now that I think about it. Oh, it could be. I think that might be true.

I bet it is. What other guy? What other guys? I can't think of a single other Ghee or a single other guy. I know. So I really won't stand behind this at all. Guy Brownum, guy. But just the fact that it can be, I guess, is upsetting.

Guy. Guy Gou. Guy goo. Mm-hmm. This is a famous man overseas I don't know where though Yeah I can't think of any other guys That'd be a tough

You gotta grow into that name though Yeah A kid named guy that's fucked up Yeah Can't do that to a kid No They used to be so much more willing To let kids grow into names

Yeah Now everyone wants to name their baby They're naming the baby for the baby Exactly I've been having this same problem Where you meet people Who's name is so Oh yeah

This is our son His name's Oliver. His name is... I knew you were going to fucking pull out Oliver, too, because it's the easiest one. That's, I think, the worst of the other. His name is Chim Chim. Chim. Chim is not...

I haven't seen that. How many kids are you being named Chim Chim? Well, they're not kids. They're adults, and I'm like, you clearly were named. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being a little baby Chimchim. Yeah. Oliver is a, not even a child's name.

That's a baby's name in my... It's a kid's name in my head. It's my son, that's a really low... That's my maiden my nickname. Your maiden name was my maiden nickname. That's my maiden nickname. My nickname, my nickname growing up was Boogie. I never told you that.

You never heard. My whole family still calls me Boogie when I go home. I get called Bucca. I don't like it. I don't like mine either. Buka is good. Bucca is cool. That's cute.

It's because I would call my brother that. And it's like, don't call me that. Call him that. He's Bucca. What was your nickname? Sissy. Was this a sissy? Sissy.

Sometimes my, sometimes my anger, someone would call me brother. Yeah. Does that count? I'm trying to think of that. Well, I'm just trying to think. I mean, you're just both mentioned family things.

Oh, okay. I never really had a nickname. Can we give you one? Yeah. Oh, actually, you know what? My friend, my friend Kevin used to call me Peeb.

Peab? I think I knew that, actually. Peab is good. He still calls me Peeb sometimes. Really? That's a good one. Nice little syllable. It doesn't have that much to do

with your original name. No, which means that you did something to get Peeb. Yeah, what did you do to get Peeb? Well, I didn't do anything to get peeb. It was from, it was peanut butter. Oh. Which was from, I know, and I know where it came from.

Peanut butter baby t-shirt. It came from, no, this was, it was from, it was from, uh, uh, a peanut butter baby t-shirt. It was from, we used to always, we used to always, uh, sing the Reese's Puffs commercial. Oh. So, and that's somehow, I don't know how that I got attached to me. And I don't know, it eventually gradually boiled down. Was that Kyle Massey in that? that commercial? Could be, you're kind of similar to Kyle Massey.

Reese's. Rees's puffs. Yeah. Yeah, but is Kyle Massey singing that? Or what am I, I'm thinking, and not that, I'm thinking of the fucking yin-yang-yo theme song. I don't think it had anything to do with me. I want to do the thing that I was talking about. What thing? I want to do the thing where we read the last ten things on our thing. Oh, yeah? The last ten things in our thing. Oh, well, here's the interesting thing is, uh, my, my phone one is completely different from my computer one. Why is that?

Because my YouTube account got deleted, got banned. Yeah, I remember that. So my laptop is on a new YouTube account, but my phone somehow stayed on my old YouTube account, but it made like a weird version of it where it turned into like, it started recommending me stuff from like 10 years ago.

It sent you to the past? It sent me to the past of my algorithm. Okay. So wait, the last 10 videos we watched? No, the first 10 recommended. Okay. Mine is, the top five restaurants for Gaines on the go, rang.

Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin crash out at anti-Israel Republicans from the Kyle Kaczynski show. My 18-year hunt for the armor no one uses from Alien Food, the RuneScape YouTuber. Now, this gets good here. Rappers go into the hood for no reason from Trap University. The truth about cooking on a budget from Adam Ragusea. is that, that's five. God, this is like, this is just hell.

Yeah. Mine is all Metal Gear Solid. Halo's most terrifying lore. That's good. That's a really good one. Oh, here's a good one. Dog loves going to bed. That's what I wish I had.

That's what I wish I had. That's the type of thing that's coming up on my phone. And then it's all just fucking shorts. It's like turning $20 Costco Trout into $300 of sushi. Halo devs hate the plasma rifle. I just played the new Halo. or the newest halos. Bo Burnham on Dax Flame.

Whoa. On him is in on his show or on him like white on rice. I think talking about him like white on rice. Oh, I've seen that video actually. Is it good? Yeah. It's only about one minute long. Yeah, it's really short of somebody recording him in a hotel and he's like, yeah, it's the

awesomest thing. He's such so funny. But my top three is why I never do no hit runs of blasphemous, which is a game I played like a few years, a couple years ago or something. and I don't even never even never I don't think I've ever watched a video on it Harvest Moon by Dan Lakata and Joe Perra Nice oh and then Hideo Kojima's closet picks

That's all Metal Gear Solid That's a funny Dan and Joe video I haven't watched it's just been recommended You should watch that one next up for you really good I'll have to check it out All right guys this one I'm worried for This one is directly correlated to the conversation We just had tell me

The Rise and Fall of the New 52 What went wrong this is by Owen likes comics Nice I'm seeing him scroll past a lot Well that's YouTube Playables and Cliff Bar caffeinated collection What I realized is that there's so much to scroll

But there's like five things of shorts Oh fuck dude Only plays 30 minutes of Zach moments To make you laugh Yeah Come on This is the most like embarrassing Justice League

1 million explained in detail C.J, this is the type of shit that would have been on mine if my account did not get banned. Mine has been cleansed where it's like

now it's partially very sanitized but then also like there's stuff where they're like I'll watch one video and it'll like flood everything. It's begging for something. Yeah. How the Dust Brothers took sampling

to the extreme. Well, this is honestly, this thing is really I mean, I think I'm the same way. It's really got me. This was something... Dude, it really makes me so upset because it had me 100%.

It had me so good. There's something comforting about it. But it's lost forever. It's been shattered. And I've been without it for like a year now. And it never gets better. It never gets easier. That's sad because this company knows the parameters.

It knows the farthest reaches of what I could possibly be interested in. Yeah. And it recommends right up to that point. And there will be moments where I'll see something. I'm like, I'm actually... It's shocking. Yeah. When I see a video recommended to me on YouTube, and I'm not any percent interested in that.

I know. It's shocking. But that's me. I'm probably, like, interested in maybe 10% of the videos I get recommended. That's sad. It's so, it's so awful. Every DC character created by mistake. You really are going to start reading comics soon.

I'm getting into DC stuff. I've never read any of the DC stuff. I know. It's a blind spot for me. I want to see. Marble is better. I know. I just want to see what's going on over there.

I really like, I really like what I've been seeing on the things is that, like, every single, like, 10 years, it's like, oh, we fucked up. We fucked up again. We added too many fucking characters and then they have to, like, redo everything. That's what every, that's both of them do that. That's, like, very, they always, all comics do that. But the DC mistakes seem like way worse. I think it's all pretty bad. The DC ones are like, I think the issue that the DC ones did is that they just, like, every time they did a huge branding push on it.

where it's really obvious. Yeah, Crisis on Infinite Earths. They have like, Rebirth, New 52. But they have all the stuff where it's like, oh, it's very clear what's going on here. New 52 is 52 different characters. 52 different, like, titles. So it's like 52 different ongoing books. How they make all that?

Dude, who fucking knows. That was a cut down. Was it not? I think so. The New 52 did get cut down. Was that during the, was it Blackest Night Run? Dude, again, I don't know. You already said Blackest.

night earlier in regards to the thing where they do they have the black lanterns which represent death wow and they bring back dead guys to life and they fight crazy they got white lanterns until the white lanterns gets created by bringing all the green lanterns together what i am going to tell you right now is if you keep watching these videos there will be nothing left for you because comics are not that good yeah and you've already probably gotten all the good parts i've probably gotten all the good parts especially recent comics yeah you probably have already gotten what you need. That's my only warning. So I don't even need to...

You can, you should, but I just say... You should get into Beatle Bailey. The only... The only... This is maybe just the way... Before Bauhaus, how goth became goth. This maybe is just like the way that I am, but the fun of reading

a comic is to find out what all the people are. Yeah. And then there's no point besides that. I feel like I tried to force feed myself comic books when I was younger. The movie? The full movie? Is it available to rent? on your recommendation page

wow it really does have you it has me clocked man oh I am Sam yeah yeah I'll click on that's crazy wow I am Sam Forrest Gump yeah showing me all that stuff yeah one hour photo is he no no he's just strange

he's just strange in that and I think he's a killer I think they well no I guess I don't shy away from making people with mental issues be killers. That's number one. That's their number one job. That is their job.

I know there's that one scene where the little boy brings up a gunplow like neon genesis thing. And Robin Williams is like, oh, I know what that is. No, well, actually what he says is that they bring up the fucking mass production Evo, which is fucking evil. And then Robin Williams

says, oh, he's a good guy. with a big strong sword and it's like are you fucking stupid? What's wrong with you? Are you a psychopath who's hunting a woman based on a photo? He says he's a good guy because he has bad intentions in his heart.

Whoa. Wow. So that was actually a characterization moment. That blew my mind watching that movie that I never thought about the fact that the people at Walgreens see all the pictures. Yeah. It's kind of disturbing.

Yeah. I've definitely turned in a picture of my ass or my penis on one of those. Yeah, for sure. I mean, it's probably, they probably have it all the time. Yeah. And I bet that there are perverts who only do that and don't even intend to pick up the film. Really?

That's why I just get them developed and then I scan them myself. Wouldn't that be such a good thing for a pervert to do? Dude, that would be a really smart thing. Dude, there's so many, there was probably so many perverts in the 80s that were just saving people's kids' picks that worked at the photo booth. Oh, yeah, certainly. Yeah. Because they used to just have a little, it was like the photo mat. You'd have to be a petto to even come up with that idea.

What? Even think of that. Isn't that the plot of one-hour photo? No. They all think he's a pedophile? No, he's obsessed with the lady, the mom. I thought he got touched on. That's why.

Who got touched on? Robin Williams? I don't remember. It's been some years. Saw it on a plane. I never seen it. Yeah. I've seen it.

It's just haunting performance. Robin Williams, a lot of people think of him as just a comedian. Yeah. I have... Not me. I think of him as bones in a box. Yeah, just fucking worthless dirt sitting there. And a joke thief as well.

So, yeah. Several years ago, I might have thought of him as a comedian. Yeah. Several years. Up until 2014, I think. He was great until 2014. Yeah. Then he really just kind of, you went underground.

He fell off, bro. And the literal sense. That was a sad death to me. And then I realized sometime after I was really fucked up about Robin Williams dying. Then I was like, wait, actually, I don't care at all about Robin Williams. That was one for me where I was like, I don't care about Robin Williams at all. Yeah. but it's but the idea that a funny guy could die

that was one you know one of the first big funny guys were and you're like holy fuck that that's the thing when the news broke on that that was a big day for Facebook status I didn't I didn't know that the next two weeks was just black and white pictures of him and it's like the funny kid at school when he gets home yeah and it's just like it's just like dude check in on your it was like check in on your friends but didn't even even the smileiest of friends can secretly be killing themselves. That was what everyone was saying

all that. Didn't he have like crazy Parkinson's and then he... He had a lot of bad stuff in his life. Yeah. He did a lot of drugs. Uh-huh. I thought his Parkinson's got crazy bad. Probably why he killed himself. Yeah. So that's still killing yourself.

I just remember that fucking that cartoonist. You don't like still, you don't get to escape hell. Yeah, that still is, I mean, it's to say you... Yeah. That cartoonist who draws himself as a little blue bear. What was like the guy the... Oh, the... The Power Girl comic guy.

I know who you're talking about. I just remember seeing like... Did he kill himself? No, no, no. On Twitter, like a year to the date that, like, Robin Williams died. His daughter, Zelda, posted a, like, a thing, like, you know, a pretty tough day for me, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then that guy, the comics guy, replied with a giff of Thor and it said,

calm thine tits. Like, a bunch of people were like... You think, man. Maybe, like, give her some fucking space. Calm, thine tits. It's like a year since her fucking dad died. Calm, calm thine tits was always such a, such an evil red flag comment because it's always, it's always somebody who is being like, yeah, like being a, like a jerk like that

while also having like getting a little, little, uh, jump in them from saying the word tits to someone. And thine. Yeah. I feel like tits is, Tits is doing, like, you know, well, they're just, they can't believe that they're, they're saying tits.

Yeah. To somebody. Calm, thine. Oh, my God. Thine, though. Thine is them being like, everyone around that hears this, they're going to laugh.

Yeah. Uh-huh. But that's what I is, it's the, it's the complete intersection of the, of the, like, awful Reddit response with the,

with being like, and yeah, and yeah, your tits. Calm thine tits. Your tits. Looking around the room. Yeah.

Which I find that to just be wrong. Yeah. On all levels. To me, the first level of that interaction that's horrible is that the guy's saying this to the lady whose dad has passed away. Yeah. That might come in play to me at some point, but probably not. I'm sure he had no idea that that was what was going on, but it's such a funny foot and mouth thing. Us, on the other hand, we are allowed to talk about how Robin Williams is just a bunch of dust in a fucking whatever.

No, we're evil people. He is. I mean, objectively. It's not evil to see a box of fucking old brown spaghetti and call it what it is. Objectively, he's fucking brown spaghetti. He's something, he used to be something to a lot of people. And unfortunately, on earth is nothing. To a lot of people, he used to be something.

He was always dirt. And then to me, he was never anything. Well, yeah. Well, there's some stuff I like from Wobbin Williams. I love Wobababwios. Look, I love Wobin Williams. His work is the genie in Aladdin. But it was so blue.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's where he got the idea to become depressed. And I did not. I wish that the genie wore a little more clothes. Can I throw that into the world? I don't think anybody's ever said that. The fucking hat.

The fucking. Put a sock on that. Yeah. I don't need to see that. Because that thing is not. Oh, you know what? No. That thing actually. It gets in your fucking mouth.

Yeah. That thing is. so terrible because there's no solution because you can't if you's you can't put a shirt on the genie because then that thing is way worse that's horrible to see that but then you take the shirt off and it's like

ugh yeah I didn't think that it was belly button is out and he has that it's a spermoid construction yeah of flagellum he looks like a big blue sperm let's call it what it is I think he's hideous yeah the genie yeah he's not he's not good

looking and his sperm is out He's got his tail out, fucking sperm. For real. He's got pants on his sperm. Can't put pants on your sperm. But he doesn't really have pants. He doesn't have pants. He's got pants.

No, he has like a belt. Right. He's just got a belt. Oh, yeah. And then he just has this. You know what? That belt is making him look like a sperm. If he took that belt off, he'd probably be one straight fucking line.

And this can't be right, but does he sing the hot chocolate song in that movie? Probably does. Maybe in the sequel. Hot, hot. That's Polar Express. He sings something. He doesn't sing that. He sings some shit.

They took the song from Polar Express from Aladdin. Let's reference Aladdin. I still never seen Polar Express. Because it's nighttime, bro. It gets cold as fuck in the desert and I don't you remember learning that in middle school? It's a localization because that's a fucking... Yeah. Well, the movie was originally in Arabian.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They localized it to English for us to understand. And we wouldn't know what... Whatever they drink there is a huge. Arabic version of Arabic coffee. Yeah, it's like jelly donuts.

What are jelly donuts? Like Onigiri and Pokemon. Onigiri is jelly donuts? And the localization of Pokemon, yeah. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You never watch Pokemon?

Oh, you probably watch Pokemon in the original Japanese. No, no. I wasn't allowed to watch Pokemon for a long time. Yeah. Yeah, because it was a heretical. Well, because of Misty. Eamon.

Think about that. Emon. Poke it. Emon, what could that be before? Emon, man. Watch my show. No. Emon?

Well, yeah, we weren't allowed to have we weren't allowed to have demonic influence. Oh, you weren't allowed to have demonic influences on you? You grew up in such a stifling household. Yeah.

I grew up, I was growing up, I had Chuckie, I had the haunted Ouija board. Unlike most families, my parents didn't want the devil to run rampant with their children. it's just a weird they were only trying to do what was right is the thing when you look back on but it's so misguided yeah because now I meet everybody else and they say yeah we have demons

coming in and out of the house all the time it wasn't a big deal we had Pazuzu man what's Pizzou oh we used to have Pizuzuzzi we had Zabumafu the fucking lemur dude they should have banned you if if Pokemon can get banned for Imon Zabumafu is straight and love like Pizzu for real yeah that's way more demonic The wild crats. That fucked me up when I found out that's what that was. I know. I didn't know that they were even associated with Zubuifu thing.

Did you never watch? No, I didn't watch the Bumifu. I had heard the Wild Crats or seen like a commercial for it. Yeah, the Crab brothers. I didn't know that they were the names of the guys from Zabumafu. Yeah. Because I didn't give a fuck about the humans in Zabumboofu. Dude, it was all the humans came on.

I cared about. You're crazy then. I was Bumafu all day. Of course I hated the humans. Humans. Fuck those humans. Was this just the fucking ADHD thing?

But whenever a show was on, I would pay attention to like five minutes of it. Like I've seen a lot of stuff. I could not tell you a single thing. If it would fly around and spin around

to become claymation. Yeah. I would remember that. But then like... The boom of food! Did he get like a special plum or something? How do I did it transform?

They would feed him. They would have the crank. I would remember because I would hear the crank sound. I was like, okay, time to watch. What was the crank? The crats crank?

Yeah, the crats crank would give Zabuma's food. Yes, the crass crank. The crats crank gives Abum's food. It's true. And then he would be as a boom a fool running around the damn place. My older brother, when he would turn into claymation, would tell me that it was poop, that he was made out of poop. You know, he used to really upset me. When your brother turned into claymation.

My older brother, when Zabuma Fu was claymation, by the way, I'm going to turn into claymation. And it's going to be poop. It's going to be poop. No, it's silly. You do it. But he said that Zabumifu was made of poop when it was claymation. Hmm. I heard my feelings because of my favorite character.

That's not right. That's not right. I would, when my sister would say that Power Rangers was gay, it would actually hurt me. Why don't you say you're a girl? You're literally gay. It literally never worked because she was older. Four years older than me. Older is such a foe.

So that's why I can fucking just relentlessly torture you guys and you can't even do anything about it. I know. Hat. See? This feels just like when Power Rangers were called gay in my house. Yeah. Yeah, Gay Hat with nothing on it.

Power Rangers surprised me. Me too. Power Rangers was the first, honestly, probably the first time I ever liked anything with a girl in it. Yeah. Wow. They had two girls. The Yellow Ranger.

I think I saw Power Rangers once in my entire life as a kid. And it surprised me heavily to see what it was like. Oh, wait, you were saying Power, I'm fucking tired. I thought you said PowerPuff Girls. Oh, yeah, that's different. Is that gay? Powerpuff Girls. I got called gay for liking that, too.

So you liked it, so that's not gay. I liked PowerPuff Girls a lot. I thought that show was awesome. That doesn't indicate that you're a gay little kid and you're going to grow up to be a gay guy. Yeah. Powerpuff Girls I never watched. Really? Yeah.

It was awesome. A lot of things I didn't watch. Dude, they had a character named him. It was a sexy. Yeah. A sexy thing. The sexy red devil. Yeah.

Yes, I remember that. I remember a lot of the characters from Powerpuff Girls from seeing them, but I don't. You know what are so sexy to me is fishnet stockings. They're dragged me crazy. They're just wrong. Why? They're heretical. Yeah, they're just not, don't look right.

I'm sick of heretical shit in society. Like example A. Example A, Pizzuzuzu. Zabumufu. Zabumufu was not heretical. It's a bumafuma. I already said that. It 100% was heretical.

They show he can eat a special thing to transform him. You know, that's like, that's him eating mushrooms and flipping out. It's like Mario. First of all, Mario was not demonic in any wayshy. Okay, what about Bowser? What about dry bones? What about the castles? What about the lava?

Dry bones is one of the most demonic things in the world. What about the big red things that live in the lava? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fireflower. You're talking about his enemies? Yeah, yeah. They're the bad guys. Of course they're demonic.

Yeah, but he would eat demonic things. Then why can you watch it in the Bible? Then why can you watch Pokemon when most of the humans defeat Pokemon all the time? They catch them and then they use them for their own pleasure. Yeah. They enslave them. What is the worst to do to enslave a demon? To a demon.

then enslave it. They probably like that because they're backwards. Okay. So then in that case, Bowser likes being defeated. Yeah. You're pleasing him.

I'm not pleasing Bowser by jumping on him. No, I'm not pleased. Dude, can I spin him around? He fucking bounce. He goes, he bounces on it.

I don't Mario. Well, not you, Mario. Yeah. Mario points is on it. He. Mario for sure bounces on it. Yeah.

Don't make a point against me. No, Mario bounces on it. That's me chopping your finger into a million little pieces. Dude, you're satanic if you do something like that to him, your friend. I would never. I am so scared of the devil. It's insane.

Do you guys remember those posts back in the day when we were younger that was about like somebody doing a scary thing with salt in their house and the devil actually came in? Yes, no sleep. No sleep. The midnight bars on no sleep. Should we play the midnight game tonight? No. Don't say yes.

We should do it at some point. We should record it at midnight and do it with a scary one. Oh, and Halloween's coming up. I actually can't do that. Dude, that's too scary. It's what if it actually invites an evil spirit in the world? You were on Reddit more than me, but I somehow consumed more of the atheism. I know, you won't let me fucking shoot you and shut up about it.

You know what it was? I don't know how I consumed more of the atheistic content than you. I fucking hate atheists. I've always hated atheism. I became, when I was like 12, I became so atheistic. it was annoying. I mean, me too, but I just, I don't know. You know, I used to go on R-slash atheism.

Me too. But it was all, I... Remember this? In this moment, I am euphoric, not because I am enlightened by phony god's blessing, but because I'm enlightened by my own intelligence. That is... Remember that? And you missed out on that.

You missed out on that. Only the greatest meme of the entire decade. Yeah. Yeah, dude. A. Lewis, that was the... guy's name. A.A. Lewis. He said, just thought of this quote, now I'm not a professional quote maker or anything,

but I think this is a pretty good quote that we could use for atheism. That is an all-time thing. It is so funny. It is so funny. I guess that does encapsulate the type of atheism. You might have been A.A. Lewis, huh? Might have been. You were him.

It might have been. You just, you didn't realize that that was a massive thing and that people made church of that. Yeah. You wrote that. You aren't a professional quote maker. I really think that you should get into quotes. You think so? Give me a quote right now.

Okay. Like, what is the central theme that you want it to be about? Overcoming life's hardships. Okay. It's got to be concise. Got to be concise. But I have to, the thing about all good quotes is it comes from experience. Boom.

There. First quote about quotes. That is a great quote. That's a quote about quotes. Nobody please start the AZ quotes for Patrick Doran. All right, let's run a couple more. That's great. Someone please make an AZ quotes for Pat and just do literally every sentence you've ever said on the podcast.

Have like 800,000 quotes. Okay, give me another one. All right, we need a new topic, though. What do we got? Persistence. If you just keep fucking trying it that shit, if you just keep fucking trying it, that shit, it'll happen. Okay.

Don't give up just because you suck ass and you should kill your son. Give me another one. Don't. Persistence. Come on, whatever comes to you. We're honing in on. We're honing in.

We're getting closer. Dowsing rod. Hold on. You're the human rod. I'm going to close my eyes and I'm just going to let it flow out. Let it flow out right now. Okay. This is about persistence.

Persistence. Trying. Don't give up just because you suck so fucking bad that literally everyone hates the thing that you do. One day, they're going to, there will be your, your servants. When they'll be your servants. Because one day, they'll be your servants. One day, there will be your servants.

All right, we got that one. All right, let's, let's do, hope. That's a good one. You don't get to pick the topic. Yeah, but I'm just throwing it out there. Try hope. If you clearly, something pre-grimbing to pick the topics. Well, no, if you have one for hope, throw it out right now.

I'm just thinking. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Go. Hope is the only thing that we have for in this world. Because in this world, nothing is easy. Hope is. Or no, because you need to. Keep that in. Oh, because. Oh, no, because it's. Oh, no, because it's. Oh, no. Because. Oh, no. Because it's the only thing that can keep you going. Hope. Putting, oh, no, because it's the only thing that keeps you going. Do one about a frog jumping into a pond? A frog jumping into a pond, but what do I tie it back to? It's just, that's it.

The concept is that's what you get on time. No, don't even. It's a frog jumping into a pond. If you see a big ass frog jumping into a pond, fucking run, bitch. That's that's not a frog. That's a damn monster. It's a damn swamp thing. Okay.

All right. Okay. Now, maybe I was thinking you could use it as like a metaphor. No, I can just picture. I'm just picturing what it would look like on AZ quotes. All right. Here's one. Frugality.

Oh, good. Ah, frugality. Life's greatest mistress. Perfect. Perfect. Being frugal. Life's greatest mistress. Punctuality.

Hold on. I'm not done with frugality. Frugality. Life's greatest mistress. The one ho you can save. Okay. Oh my God. That was pretty good.

That was pretty good. Punctuality? Just be on time, you fucking jackass. Okay. That's cool. It's like Lewis Black. Yeah. All right.

Style. Style is everything from him. handwriting styles to personal clothing and computers. Okay. All right. Style is everything. From handwriting styles to personal clothing and personal computers. So that's personal.

Okay. How about? And it's how you express yourself. Passion. Passion is the only thing in this world. and if you don't have any passion, just fucking end it, man. But just make the quote really passionate.

Eroticism. Oh, yeah, eroticism. Patrick Doran on eroticism. Go ahead. Eroticism. And just make this quote drip, if you know what I'm saying. Eroticism without sensuality

is like a dog without a bone. Boner. Boner. Like a dog without a boner. A dog without a red dripping boner. sensuality. It's like a dog without a red dripping bow. All right. Ready? Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving was done by

white losers. Whoa. Okay. And then it's like I get the liberal slant. Okay. Iraq war. So I got the liberal slant in the Thanksgiving quote. But this is, this will show that I'm a complicated and nuanced person. Yeah, you got both sides. Let's fucking blow up every single.

Let's destroy it. There's nuclear bomb. I see. like when you read through like the old like Richard Dawkins quotes yeah okay

that's what I'm trying to go for here is like you like go through and it's like out of nowhere it's something like what he said

homo sod off you're like okay give me an Anthony Bourdain style quote about YouTube okay

oh this is really good uh huh I'm trying to put it in the same like the same style as that one the hangover the hangover Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's nothing... Hold on. There's fucking nothing like putting on a good YouTube video while you're in the shower. Cold shower after a long night of drinking scotch whiskey. Eating Sishwan-style peas.

Wasabi peas I've been fucking showing the wasabi peas Those are dangerous man They're so fucking good Eat the fucking wasabi peas Put on

Put on the YouTube Shorts with an Auto-Sroll jester set up In your cold shower That's how you cure a fucking hangover Wow That's honestly That was well done

It's really good The wasabi peas are dangerous You don't want to look at the back of those Trust me There's a lot of ingredients in them No 130 calories for like 10 of them. Yeah.

Dude, same with peanuts. That's good. Uh-huh. Not for me. All I want to need is food. I want to eat two whole cups of it, basically. Yeah, I can't do that. That's what I want to do.

It's impossible for me to eat not enough food. Put that on a quote. It's impossible for me to eat not enough food. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Do you think we have, wait. Wait. Can you look this up?

Do we have an A's, do we have an AZ quotes page? Because maybe somebody. What was that? Is that gay? That's Julio's new narration voice. Got it. Guy. Guy.

What was that? I love this new thing you've done. Oh, he was back when you're talking about Guy. Oh. Socrates quotes. Okay. The search Patrick. Search, yeah, I guess.

And anything that comes up, Pat said. Patrick Wilson. Prince Doran. Who's Prince Doran? I don't know. Somebody from his... Look up Caleb Pitts. Maybe Caleb Pitts is on there.

Why the fuck would I be on here? I don't know. I feel like we've gone on this website a lot. Oh, I died. Oh. Caleb Shomo. Caleb Shomo, injury. That's a good name.

No, we're not on here. So somebody, somebody please. I don't want to be on here. Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections by Gerard. Guys, this is our... next big thing. We need hella. We want to end up. Stop with the clips.

Uh-huh. No more clips. No more clips. We want to infect A-Z quotes. A-Z quotes. Please. I would honestly like to get to a place where over half of the quotes on A-Z quotes are from us. Yeah. And I know and every, and pick, pick some deep cuts. Some simple sentences that aren't funny. Yep. I would even say we could go one word at a time. There's one first quote. I could even say we go one word at a time. That's my quote. This is our make-you moment. If somebody can write a script that just scripts the entire transcript

for every episode and just takes everything, every single sentence and uploads it to A.C. quotes. That would be, that should be the first quote. Please. That should be the very first quote. And that's the second one. Yeah, the first quote, the first quote is we're clearly trying to farm for quotes.

Can we start quote farming? Yes, I am quote. Do we've got to start quote farming? Yes, I am quote farming. Mm-hmm. is that I don't know that's not one no that's not one yes I am

quote okay now this is infecting the way that I think about speaking it's tackling me down there's there's nothing left

to that we can say oh my God there's nothing left that we can say is such a good quote the picture of you is like there's nothing left that we

nothing less that we can say Cammered Fetter. It's hot. It's hard to talk. It is hard to talk. There's so much pressure on every individual thing because it's like, I feel like an astronaut going up in a space shuttle.

It's hard to talk without saying something profound. You did that on purpose. There's no way you said, I feel like an astronaut in a space shuttle. I'm talking about the weight. Okay. The weight of what? The weight of the world? The weight of the...

Yeah, the way of the world's heavy. But I think you can handle a kid. I could tell that wasn't on purpose. That's just how you normally talk. That's just how I talk. Yeah. Do you think like a guy who who thinks that people like go on a like post on AZ quote like it's a normal thing and he hangs out with his friends and he just keeps trying to throw in like stuff. He keeps expecting some friends.

Yeah. No, no. He's trying to make up his own quotes. Nice quote. We should post that on AZ quotes. Yeah. Yeah, real quick. He's been doing that for years to all of his friends.

Dude, that's good. I'm going to throw that up on easy quotes. You guys never posted my quotes. I've been posting my quotes. They go up and it's all these quotes. They're like, man, I had the worst diarrhea last night. Dude, I, yeah, dude, I fucking hate Mike. Why is he always?

That's one of them. I fucking hate Mike. Why does he keep coming here? Brian through the vent. Yeah. Yeah, I, uh, how do you even speak after this? Yeah, I know. It's broken.

I can't, I can't think without saying something profound in my head. The world has shattered. Yeah. Yeah. The very fabric of my life is torn asunder. Everything has a place. Dude. My life is in shambles.

Why? We can't say, we can't. Why not? It actually is, I think it's over for me. It's done. I think it's completely, it's over for me. It's really. I'm feeling.

like a cloud of bees is buzzing around my head. Stop. That's, that one is not a good quote. That's an amazing quote. I feel like a cloud of bees is bad. It's an amazing quote. Are you,

the, I did not realize what a natural talent you are at this quote of shit. That's not a good quote. Okay, the asteroid I won, that one's a good.

A cloud of bees. A cloud of bees is climbing. Yeah, I don't even know, I can't even say it right. Climbing? So, yeah,

climbing around my head. A cloud of bees is good when you want, want a hundred stings of something. That's good. That's good. That'd be a good stand-up shot, which is the modern quote. That is the modern AISI quotes.

Stand-up shots is over. We're trying to get on AZ quotes front page. Arc slash quotes. Don't know if that exists. Pat, give me something about politics. Politics is the same wherever the fuck you go. It's all a bunch of asinine leptons getting their. rocks off by people's exploitation.

That's really good. Lepton's has stuck in my head for years and years. Lepton. Leapton as an insult. Brainless lepton. You brainless lepton. I was thinking about that the other day. I think about it all the time.

You know what? I think I was on Twitch and somebody said something about Desmean Blu-ray in the chat. And it was literally like, it's like the scene in fucking Ratatoui where he like, you know, that's a Ravens back. Blu-ray. That was the Facebook Blu-ray?

Like the Facebook guy that had like a sword. I forgot about that. No, that was a Facebook guy

who was like he posted and he was like this is not funny. Ascension, ascension fifth dimension. Yeah, he posted and he was like,

guys, I'm going to be ascending to the next universe tomorrow. So please don't worry, I will be gone forever. Yeah.

Then he posted like two weeks later. Well, like I followed him for like, yeah, I was really into his stuff. And then he posted like, guys,

I'm leaving the world tomorrow. Goodbye. The guy at M.S. was like, please don't kill yours. I love Blu-ray as a... And then, yeah, he boasted. He was like, guys, I finished my Ascension. Thank God.

Dude, he was looking for attention, bro. Yeah, God. Attention. What a funny thing to post on Facebook. Ascension Fifth Dimension was so awesome, dude. It was such a great... Is that group shut down? Probably.

No, I think they changed the name to... For a while that there was a one that they changed to everything. or the event is happening. Yeah. Oh, I remember the event is happening. I'm still in a bunch of them. Damn, my Facebook fucking got destroyed by.

Yeah, I moderate one of the. The hacker, it wasn't your own doing? No, I, no, I didn't get banned. I don't think I did. You got banned. For what? You were in the Oculus therapy thing, and you said, I'm going to kill myself.

That didn't know, no, no, no, no. That's what you told me. No, I got banned from that for that. Oh, okay. I got Facebook, my Facebook got hacked and was like, are you, you know, I got the thing that's like, is this your login from China or whatever? But then they

did it so many times, the Facebook just deleted my shit. Fucked up, man. Fucked me up. That sucks. Fuck my shit up, man. Yeah. Well, now, now all your, your logs of you were fighting people and I fucking love science or something. And you called someone a brainless leptan.

Yeah, that's what lepton. Yeah. I don't remember anything from back in the day. I remember. I mean, it literally, it basically, that's basically the only things that I do remember are things from Facebook yeah my real life is in your brain in your mind's eye in the memory

does it look like in on the social network when they had does it have like the screen door effect on yeah yeah I just I'm just like a white or is it a perfect screenshot I'm just like a white guy in my memories yeah really of we are very different there was an aliens like you know support group

that we were in and I remember I was like I've I'm pretty sure I encountered a gray last night and then I made like I was like I've done like a composite photo and there was a picture of you that you had sent me

and I like made your skin gray and like made your eyes bigger dude he used to clown on Facebook it was so fucking fun I still every once in a while I get on there and I just I just mess around man

I send a friend request to some guy I made a Facebook account so I could use marketplace and then I was just on there just like I added just like one person I found in a group and then like for summary because of that their friends started adding me

it was just some guy from Nigeria and it was just my Facebook is just literally all it's like just me and then like 50 Nigerian guys that I'm friends with every once in a while I go on Facebook and I just go find a random old guy that I have no mutual friends with and I message

request them and say I know what you did everyone knows what you did back then what's wrong with that they don't know how to check their messages that's true dude you know what I saw today is I was looking for a password to some shit

to log in for the podcast yeah and I went on our our like Notion account and I remembered that when we got that when we started Notion having notion is like right when we hired Julio and we laid out

an entire like vacation policy and the rules and regulations for the company the vacation policy was like you have to I like made a form that he had to if he wanted to go out vacation I was like I don't think that even he ever saw that it was just laughing

didn't we make that's not funny I did it once I rejected me back yeah yeah that's right you were supposed you were coming up for Thanksgiving or something oh yeah it was to visit yeah you were coming up the Thanksgiving and we made you feel out to form and denied it he was like

hey it's me from work can you take my email and I look at my email and I said no you can't go to vacation so I never do it again

so you've been taking unauthorized vacations is what I'm hearing yeah that's what I'm hearing might have to do an internal investigation by the way you did sign a non-compete clause

that you were in flagrant violation of it yeah you're on You think joy tactics competes with us? Dude. I'm not just talking about.

It's not just talking about joy tactics. They're not competing with us. You know who he was talking about. You know who's next door. In our fucking house. Welcome down, Jay-G. Demons in our castle. Yeah.

That's scary shit. All right, I got to eat some dinner. Yeah, it's time to go. I got to eat some dinner so bad. Sorry that we forgot to do an episode today. Yeah. We had a great idea. We had a great idea that had to be postponed.

It is postponed at the last second. So just know that at some point there will be a good episode. Next episode, if we can. But come out and see the D&D show. The day this comes out, it's tomorrow on Thursday Life World in Brooklyn, where we added Felix Biedermen to the show. It'll be very fun, and I'm told there will be some exciting costumes

being worn by some members of the humanity. And amazing snacks if you bring them. And I'm just sorry for everything I did on this episode. That's not a quote. And I ain't never putting this pencil down. Okay. That's a good quote. Final quote.

I'm sorry for all of my actions in the past three months. You've done actions? Don't be saying you did actions. You don't have any action. That's my quote. Okay. I got to go. Jesus.

Just hitting somebody with sand send you to hell. Yes. Hitting somebody in the eye. Yeah. With sand. man definitely hit people in the eyes. Do you ever think about stuff like that? Who did?

Whoever created him probably went to hell. Oh, Sandman? They're putting sand to his eyes out of it. Who created San Lee? Stan Lee. Well, Jack Kirby. Yeah, Kirby. More likely, more likely, more likely. I meant canonically who created him.

Well, in the movie, he's in a big sand bundle. Because it's a fly one of the bundle of sand. You have a wristwatch that just has all the Spider-Man facts. In the movie, he was in that big. He basically just gets into sand. He gets in a big sand thing. And then they go, there's a sand experiment starting now. Everyone in the sand, get out or you'll become sand.

Anything that's in sand is going to be sand. So get out of the sand. And he's going, no, no. All right, I'm pressing the sand button. Here it goes. Anything that's in this huge pile of sand that isn't sand is going to be sand. We're doing an experiment where we made a machine. We made a machine that keeps sand as sand.

Why is it, what was the machine for? Sir, this sand's on the brink of becoming something that isn't sand. Well, then we're going to have to put it all in a big vat. This sand's turned into glass. The same man is like, just another day, cleaning the sand. Why is he in the sand thing?