Podcast About List - Ep. 364 - Kama2tra: Totally Toads

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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Call this episode the hard hour. C.P. and Pito in the morning. What about him? He had a radio show. Well, they don't always have everybody's name in the name of the radio show. You don't think that he would be one of the first people. CP and Pito. He would also be mentioned.

We would have to be called like the DirtBag Boys or something. You would be the DirtBag Boys. CP and Pito in the morning. The DirtBegos, C.P.P.O and Cash Out Cam featuring CP and Pee in the morning. C note. No, I don't even want to be mentioned, actually. That was him. C note.

Mm-hmm. Well, you don't have a... C-note, let's pop. We never made that song. Yeah, I don't have anything. You're right. You don't have much. Just in a little...

We never made let's pop. You didn't ever make the let's pop. The song? That was the song that... Pop on my butt. You wrote the lyrics for... I was supposed to make that? Yeah.

You're supposed to write the lyrics and I was going to make a beat for it. That's not true. Pop on my butt. We were revising history to say that. What was... It was pop on my butt. Got a wipe with the...

Got wipe a paper. A prison and escaper. Mm-hmm. See, how can you not finish that? Because it's all there. It's all there on the page. I don't know what to tell you. You know how like...

Doesn't need finishing. Yeah, maybe we could go like around the world by death. Have you ever seen a short poem that just breaks your heart? Mm-mm. Well, you should know. You would have a wee, but... that's right well yeah i hadn't until right now because that was beautiful and that did break my heart oh speaking of that kind of sound my grandpa he just had surgery yeah last week he had a stroke a mild

stroke oh man and he uh it's all right he called or i called him day after and he um my grandma answered she was sounded so just tired and beat up and she was like here i'm going to put you on with grandpa and she handed the phone over i was like hey hey there pete how you doing and he He went, No, I'm just fucking kidding, man. You thought I was mentally hard. I was like, you got me, man. You can't be doing that.

He can't be doing that when it's a stroke. He did that. He was like, yeah, but can't use my arm. I was like, ah, all right. But he got my ass, dude. Yeah. That's crazy, man. I call it a stroke because God reaches down

and strokes your brain, like in super. Yeah. Remember that in super? What's super? You ain't never seen Super, Mr. James Gunn fan? Oh, I was going to ask, is this the Rain Wilson movie? No, I've never seen that. Oh, that is also called Super, I think.

Yeah. What's also called Super? The Rain Wilson movie? That is the one I'm speaking. Yeah. Oh, you said I thought it was the Rain Wilson movie. Meaning he's correct. But you said that, said like it wasn't.

It was. So that made me think these are two different movies. Is that a good movie? You know. Wait, I've seen it. It sucked. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think I'd be able to answer because I watched it back when I thought it was cool. I watched it when I was

like 12 or 13 and it was I'm sure if I saw that when I was at like 13 I would have been like holy shit I watched it right when it came out yeah I definitely when I watched it I was predisposed to think he was cool I don't think I would enjoy it now and that got him guardians I don't know was that after before kickass

that was 2010 that was around the same time it was kind of same time I think there was a big wave of that because it was the dark night too oh yeah and 2008 and everyone was like Superheroes are actually, they would actually be flawed people. Yeah. I wish superheroes were flogged people. Punish them for their abilities.

No, no. You should watch the X-Men movies then. I just watched them. Oh. Bolivar Trask. Because they get punished. Or at least they don't like them. Yeah.

They find them to be mutants. Yeah. Mutated. They suspect them to be mutants. They find them to be by the third movie. Would you give a fuck about your... Wait! Wait!

Oh, these people have been jumping around. round and fight and got wings and red eyes. These are fucking mutants. We've been fucking living with them for like normal. They should do a movie series where by the third, and whatever the third one from before sunset is, they should find out that there's mutants. After sunrise.

They should do two normal movies then in the middle. Oh my God. I find out mute. It's been a mutant. Also, there's not. If Fox power is seduction, and it becomes like a fucking, oh my God.

That's just not right. It becomes crazy. This, but here's the thing. this is such a genius idea. So obviously we're doing legacy sequels. We're doing reboots. We're doing all these like spin-offs, franchise spinoffs.

We're doing John Wick ballerina. Ballerina. Don't come off. What is that? Here's basically what the next step is for IP. Disney, check this out. You can take stuff from your back catalog, because I think your back catalog is as beautiful as a Cadillac.

Yeah. Take stuff from Fox. Take stuff from ESPN. Legacy sequel it. Oh, yeah. Same characters, same actors. but halfway through that legacy sequel, you bring in Superheroes,

Disney 5, Star Wars characters and things like this. We take Super Bowl like 52 or whatever. Uh-huh, exactly. We add meat powers. First of all, reboots of Super Bowls. Yes.

That's such a good, that's like literally a money printing machine. Because my dad grew up watching five, seven. I didn't get to see that shit. And I go back and I watch it, it just looks like shit. They should make a series of movies

where they dramatize each Super Bowl. Yeah. Doesn't that sound amazing? Super Bowl well. Super Bowl 5 Prime is what it's called. That's fucking cool. And it's like a reboot or like you find out midway through like one of the players is a robot. And like it's like, holy shit, wait, the whole other team is robots.

They should make prevail. They should make a movie that's like Cloud Atlas, but each segment is a different Super Bowl through history. That's a good idea. And it's like 10 hours long and it's followed like the path of history on the outskirts of it. Yeah, they got John Elway. They got John Elway, and now he's like a different race. They get, he's crazy. One soul that just is such a, like, pure brute with an empty brain

that every single life he lives, he's just a football player. Yeah. That's so beautiful. Dude, he's playing ancient football with a stone. Oh, he's playing the Aztec football with the guy's head. Yeah, the ball game. Yeah, that's a good idea. I've seen those courts.

I walked to those courts, my friend. Oh, yes. How'd they look? Did you feel, they were monumental? Did you feel a sports energy overcome your body? felt a bloodthirsty energy lingering in that place. They didn't actually play with heads, right?

I think they did. Why would you do that? You think that that's like propaganda? That's me too, a lot of shit like that. Why would you do that? Do you think that that's like... It definitely is. It definitely is some Spanish guy got there.

Oh, we got to fucking kill these guys. Yeah. We got to kill these guys immediately. They're playing games with human heads. I think that is what happened. Yeah. I don't think they were using human heads. I don't believe this.

No, I think they, I think they executed people. Like, I think it was like they were if you lost, they'd kill you maybe. Yeah. But I think that's what I learned when I was there is that the sacrificial tendencies of the Aztec people were greatly overstated. Yeah. They were not as warlike

and bloodthirsty as drawings. What's a Mel Gibson movie? Apocalypse. That's got to be... Apocalypse was a misrepresentation as I've come to learn. Yeah, it was. Kind of famous.

It was actually a little more like equilibrium back then. I haven't seen that. Me neither. So they had like gun-cata. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It was an arrow catta. bow and aerocata still had leather trench coats though that would be cool why has nobody done bocata bocata i feel like they do they kind of do that in some martial arts movies i feel like they do some crazy stuff hockey i'd be doing that lego ls me doing some of that yeah and hero that's what i'm thinking arrows are coming was here out the sun jet lee zang yamu i love jett lee when i was a kid we wouldn't watch every jet lee movie dude zang yamu i don't know if i'm pronouncing his name right at all

The director of hero, he's fire. Yeah. He makes great, awesome movies about fighting. Hero is, and beauty. And, and, uh, Chinese propaganda. To some people fighting his beauty. Chinese propagandaism. Yeah.

Are those movies, do they like those movies in China? Yeah, I think so. They got them. They're big in China and then they come here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Dude, if they're like good in China.

No. Uh, no. I think those movies are very big in China. The biggest stuff in China is, um, right now at least, is like, the Chinese style of making movies is you take five or six American movies and every like 10 or 15 minutes in your Chinese movie you just do a different one of those movies.

What was that movie that's like the most highest grossing movie ever? Yeah, yeah. That's like an animated one. Was that the one you were telling me about or it's like the two billion dollars or whatever? No, Booney Bears. Booney Bears. Movie Mondays fans, no about this.

But the movies that all make a trillion dollars in China are like, like, there's one called Million Dollar Crocodile and it's about a giant crocodile. They do a lot of giant monster movies but it'll be like 10 minutes of it they're fighting a giant crocodile and then suddenly they're fighting like big worms

and it turns into aliens and then it's Medea. And then it's, yeah, it just changes. They do how they'll have sections. They have the Medea section. I mean, Tyler Perry would do that. If you told him... You know, I don't think China would fuck with Tyler Perry.

China has some issues. Dude, they have, like, they're fighting a big alligator. Walking around as a black guy in China. Yeah. And people just go like, oh, my God. And then they walk up and they say, why? Yeah. Why are you black?

Yeah. Apparently, I asked a guy that when I was a kid. Apparently, when I was like three or four years old, I walked up with some guy in a parking lot and I just asked him why he was black. That's crazy. Yeah. I just didn't know why people were black. We got to, we got to do.

You and you on the other hand, you know. ever said anything like that as a baby. You saved that all for adulthood. Yeah. Yeah. I said I had childhood curiosity. You have, I don't hate. You satisfied your curiosity early. Yeah, I just wanted to know. And now you're, you're normal. I just wanted to know. And the guy just said, just God makes us all differently. And I said, oh, thank you so much for educating me. My cousin did that. That's nice for that guy to say that to a little, yeah. No, I was very polite. I was very polite. The question is maybe annoying. Excuse me, sir. I really don't mean to be a bother. Just why are you?

your manner was polite. I don't know if the question was polite. Yeah, the question was not polite. I was kind of more what I was getting at. Yeah. What's implied? I wasn't really like, you're being like, hey, hey, I just think that, yeah. I think that he had, he exhibited a certain amount of grace. Dude, the other night I had a dream, you were throwing soup cans at my wall and I was like, stop, you're going to break my wall. Why do you

fucking do that? I don't know. I probably was it was probably funny at the time. Dude, it was so, we were going to, you were busting holes in my wall. Dude, no one was laughing. Great. I've fucking embarrassed myself. I was probably drunk. Did you have a dream that you were laughing, though? No. No.

You had a dream that a bunch of people were laughing. You're like, I don't know why everyone's laughing right now. Okay, guys, you can stop now. I had a dream that we invented a new game, but I don't remember any of the details. How often? How often am I in your dream? Probably not often. Damn it.

I've been really trying to job. In terms of who's in my dreams the most often, it's definitely. I've been planting subliminal shit. It's definitely my girlfriend, my family, number one, or they're there in the dreams of the most. You have sex. you have sex dreams about your girlfriend and your family no no it's usually whenever i have a dream about my girlfriend it's usually a stressed dream that i did something wrong or she's making out with your mom no it's a stress dream that i like you know what it is is like oh fuck i didn't

do any of the shit i was supposed to do this weekend trouble yeah i'm in trouble trouble and then um recently it's been a lot of the goat the goats who's been in it's been a lot of batman were the goats yeah that man is number two Batman, Batman's number two. Your girlfriend and then Batman? Before us? Yeah. More Batman than us?

You fucking hate me. I don't hate you guys. I think maybe you'd come in fourth or third, but... If we're in fourth, who's the both? Okay, who's third then? It's got to be probably more Batman characters, man. Probably like Nightwing. You know, maybe I'm not in Gotham this time.

It's time I'm in Blood Haven. Where's Blood Haven? That is where Nightwing does everything. In the map, of the United States. Where is... Oh, I don't know. I got to look that up. Because isn't isn't a Gotham supposed to be like Jersey City or something? Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be in New Jersey. And then Metropolis is supposed to be

Baltimore? I don't know. That's what I heard. I know nothing. And that's probably wrong. I don't want to live in that fucked up world. Dude, you don't want to live in Blood Haven. That sounds like a, that's a bad, scary name. It's a really bad name for a town. Yeah. It's better than a town like Whiteshaven, which is what we have in the real world. Or white settlement in Texas. Yeah, there's plenty of... That's so crazy.

You can't have a place called White Settlement. I think they are trying to change it to White's only settlement or something. But they haven't done it. They're changing it to White Settlement. No, seriously. Not just the name. That's the tagline when you go in on the sign. White Settlement.

It's not just a name around here. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, the world is this an odd place. the world is getting odder at a rapid rate. It's maybe the oddest it's ever been. Name the trailer.

Stranger Thanks. Joker. That's not been Joker. Stranger, it's got to be strange. It's got to be strange. It's got to be a stranger out there. It just mirrors are getting funnier out there.

That might be a little bit of that. Joker is strange, not funny. You completely misunderstand the character if you think he's funny. He is not that good at jokes. The chillingness of him is that he's not funny. He is really bad at jokes. some of his jokes include

violence against women yeah oh yeah hurting assault of a child a deadly assault of a child with intent to clown yeah did he go to prison for that

no he barely ever touches they put him in a damn asylum every time they don't even put him in prison and dark running rises because his whole character died yeah true 10 things I hate about you you've seen this Heath Ledger Heath Ledger's character's name Patrick JGL's character's name Patrick

JGL's character's character his name. Cameron. Whoa. Whoa. And they work together to date girls. And you have to imagine really. Yeah. Wow. You have to imagine that they know a Caleb. Yeah. I was really kind of like at the end. Hopefully. Yeah. I would have heard about it already. Yeah. There's a sequel. But you could be David Crumholz. Okay. Yeah. He's kind of the nerd who dresses up like William Shakespeare. That's fine. And he rides his bike off a hill. A actor. Wow. Rides his bike all of a to death. No, you think... I thought he was going to...

It's right at the beginning of the movie and I thought it would be really funny if he just died right then because he was like, let me show you around the school. Then he accidentally writes his bike off a clip and I hope he just died.

Do you guys remember when the Tesla guy did that? Or not Tesla? Yeah, the Segway guy? The Segway guy did that and I was basically a couple years of middle school just checked that off. That's done. We're done with that.

Don't have to think about what to say. I think the Segway guy's from my hometown. He's from Londonderry. He's probably one of our only guys. He ended up broken in his broken body in a pit with the creation that he's so... Yeah, it's the funniest thing ever.

He fucking rode the segue off of a cliff. Sounds like you're the joker, buddy, if you find that funny. I have a twist it chilling. I have a twisted. I mean, we did think it was funny when I was younger. Yeah. When I was younger, I thought it was funny. Have you heard this song?

Well, when you were younger, you were curious about blackness as well. So you had a twisted mind. I'm still curious about blackness. I would say that started, that sparked a lifelong interest. My cousin did that once too He asked a lady If she was Pokey Reese From the Red Sox

They were on the train Going to a Red Sox game And he thought He was like three years old And he thought that he saw Pokey Reese It was just a lady Yeah that's not as bad as what I did I would say

That's not bad Well it's still bad But I guess if you're calling them a celebrity Yeah kids don't know what I mean it's bad to say My aunt did take him off the train It looks like a baseball player. That's rude. It is rude. That's very rude. Yeah, that's rude. Yeah, I guess that's

worse. Yeah, that is worse. But it's not, I would say that's the worst part of it probably for that lady. Yeah. Is that she's like, fuck, I look like a baseball player. I look like fucking pokey grease. Yeah. What a good, that's such a good name. Like if a guy walked up to your mom. Yeah. And said, well, I guess this doesn't make any sense. If anyone said that my mom looked like a male baseball player. It looked like Monty Mole from Mario Superstar Baseball. That'd be unkind. Monty Mole with that skinny bat. Yeah, I don't know.

That's what I mean. I'm not a baseball fan. You know, I know Mookie. Mookie bets. Mookie bets. Yeah. I know. Shohei Otani.

Of course. These are all Dodgers. Aaron Judge. He's Juan Soto. I don't know him. I know big copy. Juan Soto. Everyone's mad at him because he took some big contract. Dude.

It must suck to be a baseball player. Have your whole life. under scrutiny. And also, hit the fucking ball and get over with your personal life. It's all just

contracts. It's your contractually obliged to work at the team. How about someone does it for the love of the game? How about you just

show up? Yeah, don't sign that crap. Leave that stuff out of it. Who, whatever happened is just wanted to hit the ball. Just hit the ball

or throwing the ball or catching the ball or sliding around or running around or being the guy behind the guy who hits the bar sitting and waiting for your turn to hit the ball.

Or being the guy with the whistle. Chewing, or sitting there and chewing the fucking Or rocking around. Or the dugout king. Yeah. Who wants to,

no one wants to just be the dugout king anymore. Or just back when we were coming out. The dugout king was the only position that mattered. Yeah. Being the funniest kid in the dugout. You're the king of being dug out in a certain position. Yeah. Yeah.

So name the position. I mean, I wouldn't even say certain. I would say multiple. Name it. Really? Multiple, multiple positions. You're the king of being dug out in multiple positions. You said name the position?

Yeah. I missed it spicy. that's my position what does that one work Mr. Spicey yeah giving it a name so I got a position

that you invented it's your position let's see in what way can I be bottoming in sex and then make it zesty enough that it needs to have

yeah how can it possibly be zesty to bottom how can you make it I'm saying I'm saying you already have doggy style missionary

how can I make a position that is so over the top zesty that it is called the Mr. Spicey I see.

Yeah, that is a good question. How can I make that? What extra could I be doing? Yeah, I would like to add that the constraints for this challenge is that it can't involve any outside. It's simply the position of your body. It can't be any urban dictionary style things that you add stuff or you have something. This is one that you can whip out. You can whip out at a moment's notice.

You can do it nude. You know the picture of Jar Jar Jar Banks with the big ass. yeah yeah they used to send everyone you know the way he's sitting where he has like his hand and he's holding it open he's like kind of looking back and smiling i would say that's yeah but that's already established as what as the binks pose that's binks yeah you have to make your own entirely new position and you have to get up on the table and do yeah i won't be doing that that's too early in the morning yeah you have to show us how zesty you can get i mean i could get very very zesty as you both know but i i

is it is it do i have one partner in this amazing dance of love or do i have as many as i think let's say one yeah it's probably two i mean yeah though challenge we're trying to what's the name of this again no peter paul and mary for me mr spicy right mr spicy i'm going to say just just imagine yeah and maybe we can get a i wish we had the whiteboard i'm gonna say i'm grabbing my ankles i'm bent all the way over but i've had a lot of practice and i'm reaching my head is coming back up and it's in my ass cheeks right below my asshole so that whoever's fucking me, I can lick their shaft into their balls

as they go into my ass. That's Mr. Spicy. You know what? Sure. There it is. That's Mr. Spice. It's pretty spicy. You know what?

It's more like horrifying, I think, like on a body level. It's kind of, it's kind of Cronenberg. It's kind of elevated. I agree. It's elevated. It's kind of Mr. Fly.

But I commend you. I commend you for being able to figure it up. Yeah. I think that's an admirable answer. Something where you can lick your, somebody's boner as they goes in and out of your ass. I don't think anybody's tried to even draw that. No one's tried it.

Maybe someone's tried it. But we don't have to worry about that. Drawing it in a website. I think we can plan our flag. I think we can claim it. Okay. Mr. Spicey.

Official position of podcast about list. Do we do a one page, the Kama Sutra Part Tutra? And it's just that. We should do our own comma sutra. Can we do the Kamasutra part tutra? That's a good idea. I think we should.

That's a really good idea. Because I think that you, us three could invent a lot of different sex positions. Totally. Toad. We don't have to do a lot of toad. The toad. Totally toads. What's the to.

Totally toads. The Kamatutra totally toads. There's to the toad, the totally toads position is you both are toads. Yeah. So you both are kind of squatting down. Yeah. Two squatters. Yeah.

Totally Toads, also known as, aka two squatters. Two squatters. Two fucking squatters. Two fucking squatters. There we go. Totally Toads, aka two fucking squatters.

That's good. And fucking is underlined. Uh-huh. A lot of underlines in this book. It's really gross. A lot of underlining. Yeah, underlining is underused in a lot of books.

Also, it comes with pre-annotated things and also pre-highlighted stuff. All done by hand. Everything. that you need to pay attention to we will make sure you get all done by hand by American workers

yes yes very very expensive American workers located in a prison in China yes yes yes we're getting we're getting that guy Johnny Somali that guy who fucking is going to Korean prison for the rest of his life for his YouTube stuff what he done this is a oh I do know him IRL streamer guy

yes yes yes yes yes he's going on prison for the rest of his life yeah him and also that guy Vitaly these are two Oh, the prankers. Yeah, they were causing chaos. I know those guys. Vitaly, the prison that Vitale is in

is so insane. I had to like to see him to try to do that pedophile catching crap over in Japan or something. Yeah. Because, yeah, that's not going to go. I thought Vitaly was the guy that has the...

No, he's in a Filipino prison for something. I don't know what. Who's the guy that goes up to people, the Russian guy, and he gets like little Uzi Verde or whatever to wrap it at like pedophiles that he makes? Maybe that is Vitaly. There's a bunch of them.

Yeah. Mm. Or little poppy to one with a little pump. Yeah, I remember this. It's funny that they get celebrities to come do it. Yeah. It's the celebrities that are really down on their luck, though, like Lil Pump. Remember that tour poster is like Lil Pump?

And it's like, I'm going to be in like Lubjana. Yeah. Like he was playing like a folk festival. Dude, if you can play that shit. He's going to Europe. Yeah. He's playing like all these. He's playing all these Eastern European countries, but it was all like small festivals.

Dude, this moment is going to blow back on you when we book our, our Balkan tour and people are going to post wow, Patrick was laughing about a little pump doing this but he was excited

to go playing Bosnia and Cameron are sitting on the Croatia at the beaches of Croatia oh my god it's fucking gorgeous

it actually I always thought I just because of the name Balkan it sounds like the and the name Croatia also

yeah they all sound like shit I mean maybe this is actually you know this definitely is racist to say but Croatia

I think of Cro magnon just because of the crow what is crow magnon Neanderthal oh oh But you look at the photos

It's like the most beautiful Part of the Mediterranean A couple years ago My mom was being like I want to go on vacation to Europe I was like where do you want to go And she's like my number one is Croatia And I was like what the fuck are you talking about

But then I and then I looked at the pictures I went yeah my god Prague is also nice I don't know what I hear Prague you think is gonna be nice Guys Prague sounds nice Yeah From what my sources are telling me guys

Greece is cooked Yeah I think Greece has been cooked for a while Greece is cooked There's too many Americans. Who are you hearing that from? Some Albanians. Everybody's going to Greece, dude.

Some Albanians and some Turks. Dude, you don't want to go there. Dude, Greece sucks. Dude, fuck that place. I'm to Turkey or Albanian. Yeah. I actually would like to go to Turkey.

You know, they're telling you you should go to Turkey. That's hilarious. You're right. That's so fucking hilarious. You never made that fucking joke before once on the show. It's a guy in a lap code. Like, you should go to Turkey. Yeah, I got a friend out there you can stay with.

You can stay with me, man. Yeah, you can stay with my friend out there. He takes off his mustache. It's just him over the hair out. Not so I can go get that surgery done. No, no, no. You need to grow your hair out to get that surgery? I think so.

You do. You do. You have to grow it out. They're taking the back to the front. I'm going to go. I'm going to grow it out, I think, till the end of the year. Yeah. See where I'm at.

You did this before. You did this one in Chicago. I might do a bald ponytail. I was thinking about doing that bald ponytail. That's a good idea. That's what I'm actually you're copying me. What? Why I'm growing my hair out, balding ponytail.

So. You don't even put us in the same. I hate when you do this. I hate when you do this. Yeah. Pisses me off. You think, you don't think that we have the same hair line? Not even close.

We're holding it right now. Not even fucking close. I mean, your, your shit looks terrible, but it's not as bad as mine. Well, it's because I have that hair right now. You look like Neil Hamburger. You look like Neil Hamburger. Mm-hmm. yeah i mean you and you haven't you haven't touched yours what do you mean you haven't shaved it at all

in a couple days or in a week yeah i'm seeing a faint kind of outline here yeah yeah yeah yeah this one piece is bothering me well there we go now i kind of now i got i got like a my hair is so small such small hair dude it's thick in the in the back here this is thick you got a good amount there. This is thick right here. It's fucking small. Yeah. Putting this back on because my head's really cold. I believe you.

Dude. Dude. You're never going. It's never going. It'll probably go eventually. My dad isn't bald, so I think I pretty much, I think I haven't made for a while. I don't have much to do with it. Your dad's not bald. Oh yeah, it's supposed to be the mom, right? Yeah, I mean, that's all a myth. That's all myth. If it's in your

gene pool, it'll show up eventually. I'm still pretty much normal i think i'm sure it'll go eventually my brothers don't have it i'm the only one who got it yeah i'm the only one who got it uh-huh that sucks by god man i'm sorry and i'm god's thumb and i'm the i'm the face in this family yeah you are my brothers are ugly yeah now they're they all look like me but my hair is too voluminous yeah oh i know dude i'm sorry to hear I'm really sorry to hear that. I hate how you're too tall, your curls are, it's too nice. I fucking hate

your craveable curls. I literally don't like either of those things being those I want just... These fucking curls are so craveable, dude. I just want some cool fucking dreadlocks or something. Yeah, balding dreads. Dude, there was a kid at my fucking high school that did that. Really?

Yeah. Literally, I think he got like locks installed. I've been kind of for like the past year I've been trying to kind of almost like Wiley Coyote-style brainstorm a scheme for a situation where I can end up with cornrows and it's okay.

Yeah. Dude, I think you're fine. You think I can just do it? You think I can just go do it? What would, I mean, maybe you're going to be, people will think you're an interesting guy. Well, that's kind of what I mean is I'm trying to find the least, is it, the path where people,

it doesn't even matter. People don't even bat an eye. You might need to get, you might need to lose a limb. Yeah. Yeah. You might need to get a limb chopped off. Oh, because if you have one row, robot arm, I think people will be cool with dreadlocks.

I don't want dreadlocks. Okay, cornrows. I think you can do cornrows, man. Adele did it. Yeah, that's true. The guy from Death Stranding 2 just did it. He's Italian. People are doing it, man.

Well, okay, so if Adel... I think you could do it if you're European. If Adele had one robot arm, well, this is where we go to Croatia. Yeah, I get it done. That's true. I think you could go... To get white locks put in.

You go to Turkey to get more hair. You get a Croatia. Not even to get more hair just to have them do brains. Have I ever showed you guys the Facebook page that's the like Auckland dreadlock?

Oh yeah. And it's like all the old white people getting dreadlocks and they're oh wow. That's awesome. That's New Zealand, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's all the like white New Zealanders

and they're all like, like it's like before and after pictures and they have like long gray hair and then it's them being like yeah and they all have the dreadlocks. Like blue dreadlocks. Yeah, yeah.

I saw this video the other day. it was like a dude who like I guess he's like a lock technician he was like saying like oh you need like two lock technicians blah blah it was like a tic-tock-titch video you need to that's what he's saying in the video they were they were stitching your video yeah they were stitching my video they said two lock technicians barely even look like lock yeah but they like he's saying that in the video and then this white lady with like big blue dreads stitches it and she goes like here's why that's a myth It was like, the worst person they could have had stitching the video.

That's awesome. It was so funny. I immediately started cracking up. Yeah. I should get big dreadlocks and be like. No dreadlocks. Just start making that video. Here's why that's a myth.

Nothing I know about. Just stuff about wave caps and shit. That's explaining it. You were close. Yeah. You should do that. You should become the Joey Swole of dreadlocks. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Imagine, imagine just like, do better. Yeah, do better. I'm like, girl, he wasn't even looking at you. What is the point of those videos? You're the one filming in the crowded gym. There's the point of those videos, like kind of he's masking his misogyny about this shit. Here's my theory.

Here's my theory about it. I think that I think it's, I think what it is is that I think the thumbnail is the girl is a guy looking at a girl's butt. And so it gets pushed in the algorithm because people want to see a girl's butt. Yeah. And then he surprises. you with the stitch and then you and then the person who clicked on it to see a girl's butt in the gym goes oh yeah wait a second yeah i'm morally right and then joey swall comes i should look actually he was just trying to smell the air under your ass not actually smell your ass he sensed

the green cloud and he wanted to inhale it he was just taking a picture of your the backside of your knee he also every single one of those videos uh would just to pop up for me all the time yeah uh is um He's like, and if you really want to film, build a home gym. Yes. And it's like, is he selling home gym products? Well, just the idea of just like, oh, I'd never even thought. Oh, yeah. Oh, I should have built a home gym.

Dude, the gym filming stuff. No, it's awful. I just don't know why anybody does. Remember that guy. I remember the guy at the gym who would talk to himself. And I remember what? I'm a fucking savage man. The guy, remember we were, it was like you, me and Eric.

and we're watching, he was like bench passing it, filming himself, and he was holding the little, like, road square. And, uh, he was like, we were in there and he was under his breath. He was like, and if you can't do this, you're a fucking, yeah, I was there. Yeah, I was there. I was just about to bring that up.

Him saying, if you can't do this, you're a fucking F. Yeah. Yeah. I was just like, I was staring at himself in the mirror and saying, I wanted to find his YouTube channel because I wanted to see all of our reactions to him saying that. You should ask him if he has a YouTube channel. Or if he's just sending it to his brother.

Yeah, he could just be sending it to a friend. Dude, he bought the road wireless go. Yeah. It's not a, you only get that. That's not no investment. That's 100 bucks or 150 bucks. 150, I think. He spent all that money on that.

That's what I mean. Yeah, he's got the truck. But, yeah, all the, the truck, it sucks so fucking bad. It's so awful. Yeah. I just hate the idea that one day, and I know it's going to happen to me because this is just where my life is going. One day I'm going to be used as a reaction in one of those

So it's like somebody's hitting a PR and I'm like not paying attention but then I hear a sound. And then I go like, I'm going to zoom on my face, red circle like I'm a cryptid. Look, dude, this fucking audio is me too. I just think that's the kind of guy I am where I'm going to be caught up in anything like that. And when I'm in the gym, that is what I do. I stand around and I just go like this. People not believing how much weight I'm putting on the bar. and just a picture of me.

Yeah. Honestly, yeah, they're going to use me as a reaction where I'm looking at a guy deadlifting 700 pounds and they're, and they captioned him, but this guy can't believe it. And when I'm actually thinking is, why is that guy wearing SpongeBob pants? Or it's going to be a woman in a bikini

and I'm just going to be staring at it. And they're going to catch that on the camera. Someone hitting a PR, then grunting super hard when they like drop the thing and then like zooming in on you as if they didn't just go like, uh-huh. Yeah. Like,

that's the stupidest shit ever. And I walk, I, I, I've never noticed one of those cameras until I walk right in front of them. Yeah. Sorry.

Yeah. So that's going to also be on the video as me going, sorry. Yeah. So fucking stupid. I'm just, I'm just horrible to be seen. There shouldn't be filming in the gym.

I shouldn't be seen on Earth. Yeah. I should be in a different. I literally, I, like, if I, If I notice it's being killed by corporations.

You think that we should hate everything that's being killed? Yeah. By corporations, they're horrible. Wait, what's horrible? The Earth are corporations? They're both. They suck ass. I guess the Earth made corporations.

Well, the Earth is the birthplace. There wouldn't be no corporations if there wasn't Earth. The Earth is committing a fucking suicide. Whoa. At the rate of a million years at a time. Holy shit. Wait, that's actually pretty smart. If I was smarter, hire me.

David Fincher? Yeah, to make a movie about. movie about David Fincher digital zoom out. That just sounds like something they'd say in Fight Club. Digital zoom out. And then you see the earth

and it's got a big gun and it's putting it in his mouth. Yeah. I can't fucking do it. I think I've seen a painting of this actually. Really? Of Mother Earth and she's a beautiful woman made of plants

and then there's a factory that looks like a gun that's being built and going to shoot at it. Can we think of more paintings like this? Because I think this is like a money making cash grab. There's no more. Really.

What about this? Right. Mother Earth. She is... She's getting fucked by an alien. Getting fucked by... My red Mars. There we go.

A red dick. And she has a big... There we go. You said there's no more. You said there's no more. We got one right there. She's a big blue bubble butt. Uh-huh.

And Mars has a big vein in his cock. Yeah. And she's got that gripper. Uh-huh. She's gripping off on it. And he's... Yo, and Mercury watching. Yeah.

Mercury watching like this. Like this over Venus? Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. And the sun is, the sun's getting the whole.

thing on Cam. Oh, the son's taking a picture. Pluto, Pluto's icing it out. Pluto's not even looking. Pluto's like this. Not even looking. Yeah, Pluto's embarrassed. Yeah.

Pluto doesn't like this shit because he's like, is this what planets get up to? I don't want to be a planet. I'd rather be a dwarf. I'd rather be a dwarf planet over here. Just what I say. When I see two people having nasty sucks, I'd rather be a dwarf.

I'm done with this. I just want to be a dwarf. I want to be a dwarf planet. Don't even fucking put me in your shit. I don't want to belong to this. to the same set as you guys. If y'all are doing that, I'm piecing out to become a dwarf. I'm going to go become a dwarf very far away.

I'm already far away. I'm going to stay in my same spot. You know what? I'm going to stay the same I am, but technically I'm now a dwarf. So now I'm not in the same categories, you guys. And this doesn't bother me because I'm a dwarf. Now I'm looking again. That's good.

I want to become an exohhuman. What is that? Hug and kiss. What is that? It's not real. Oh. All right. It's just like an exoplanet.

What's an exoplanet? That's like Pluto, like a planet that's beyond the soul. I thought it was a dwarf. Yeah, I think it's both. But maybe Pluto is not an exoplanet and the ones past Pluto are exoplanets. Did they still say dwarf planet? I feel like that's maybe outdated. Yeah, I think exoplanet might be the new one.

But, no, I really actually don't know. There's also planetoids. Planetoid. That's what I would call human. That's what I would call Pluto if I was one of the planets, I'd be like, you fucking planetoid. That would feel very offensive. you were a planet.

That's not racist. Even in the furthest imagination. Pluto, the one planet that is different. You wouldn't be racist in that world. Planetoid. If I was a planet in the solar system. Get out of the solar system,

planetoid. That's what you would say. If I was a planet in the solar system and Pluto came up being like, hey guys, I'm just like you for so many years. And then one of my, one of the people in my solar system is like, hey, that one's actually not a planet. I'd be like, oh, dude, this guy's a fucking imposter.

Get him out of here. Fucking planetoid. I would accept. I would accept Pluto. How is that racist? You just described racism. The guy who's different than you because of the way he was made. I would be betrayed.

What do you mean you were betrayed? Thinking he's a planet. But you would call him a planetoid? Yeah. Or an exoplanet. But a dwarf planet. You know, all that is just you're othering him, dude. No, no, no.

Yeah, you are. I'm not othering him. I'm smothering him with my butt. Here's the choice, guys. Here's the choice. I'm ready until it lock in for my answer. Okay. Three options.

Seven things every pretty boy should know. Yes. Six tips on how to tame a bad boy or ten rules all bad boys should live by. The last one. I like ten rules, but I do like all of them. Yeah. I don't think we have time for all of them if we're doing a hard hour. We have a hard hour today.

But if we do have time, I'd like to hear them all. Yeah, we'll see what we can do. And we can return if we need to. too. I don't know. Okay. This is Mark Mesh, lifestyle, man talk, and relationships. M-A-I-S-H.

And then his photo looks like a marsh. Would you guys say that this is a man-talk show? Looks like a creak. This is a guy talk show. Yeah. I've looked at the demographics, bro, as all men. This is the type of thing.

Just I like to do, when we do the blogs, I like to read you the recent post, just to get you get a vibe here. Yes. Recent post. Curse of the highly gifted. The broke billionaire.

My battle without. alcohol addiction, 10 secrets to succeeding in your passion, and the witch in a yellow bra. Whoa. She sounds beautiful. Yeah, she sounds amazing. Should I just click on that really good?

Let's just see what that is. The witch and a yellow bra. Whoa, she's gorgeous. This is kind of just an article about the witch and the yellow bra. Who is that, though? Just seems like a girl at the club, I guess. It's kind of a story.

Who is that? Who is this? Dude, I can't see. Okay, I'll just read an excerpt here. Okay. standing right behind you is not the magical creature you kissed a couple of minutes ago

in her place is a woman who looks like she was a freedom fighter during the Mao Mao rebellion what is that by the way this guy is I think Kenyan you know when I read this is so I don't know what that is but he does she is in safari boots

blue jeans and a Liverpool FC jersey with straps of a yellow faded bra visible she smiles at you revealing broken and tobacco stained teeth you recoil your inside's churn you get a strong urge to vomit all this time you have been dancing with a woman who is not only your grandma's age

but also looks like the witches you see in Nigerian movies. So basically the idea of this guy's blog is this guy is a pickup artist misogynist type guy. Okay. Okay. Let's hear 10 rules for bad boys. Let's go. Let's jump in here. Ten rules all bad boys should live by.

For the past few months, a sizable number of readers have lambasted my articles, especially on bad boys, claiming I have been encouraging meant to be jerks. Contrary to popular public opinion, bad boys are not the kind of men who are physically or emotionally abusive to women. Such men are perverts who should be castrated and exiled to Jupiter. Okay. Bad boys are men who are fully cognizant of their nature-giving advantages and use them to achieve meaningful success in both their careers and women. The following are top ten rules all bad boys should live by.

One, a bad boy shall love himself more than anything else in the world. A bad boy is driven by self-interest. Whenever someone pitches an idea to a bad boy The first thing he asks himself is What do I gain from all this? Unlike the average guy who was mostly interested In helping everyone around A bad boy greatly values his time

Hence every move he makes Is geared towards personal gain True happiness comes from achievement Not from people or material things Therefore it's unwise to make any woman The main source of your happiness Unless you are a masochist Yes, preach man

Most people are selfless and live for others So you need to be the exception to them You need to be the one selfish person in this fucking perfect world Yeah, because why not? Yep, you got to be the one Get a little scratch off of other people's selflessness. That one crazy narcissist who only does shit for himself,

that's got to be you. You guys think you're bad boys? No. I think I'm a wimpy piece of shit, but this is going to change me. Yeah, are you going to follow these to become a bad boy, I guess? This one, yeah, I'll follow this. Should I ditch my wife?

Just ditch her on the side of the road. Bye-bye. She's free. Should I put a free sign on her and make her sit on the bench outside my apartment? That's a good idea. Well, here, let's check this one out. That would make you a bad boy. That would give you like maybe like 1500 bad boy points.

Yeah, bad boy points are really important. Yeah. Is that a lot or is that like what's the that's that? Moving your wife to the street. That's about a week's earnings of yeah. Oh one week. You get one week. For something that takes five seconds.

But that's a good starter pack. Okay. Number two. What kind of bad boy items could I buy with that? Shades. How many points do they? Vampire teeth. How many points is vampire teeth in the bad?

Vampire teeth is 300. 300. Shades, vampire teeth, maybe some kind of leather pants. And Xbox is $1 million. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh, my God. I really have to start working on this. Yeah.

360? Yeah, they haven't updated it. How much is Xbox 1 or Xbox Series S? They don't have that yet. Yeah, they haven't put that in the same of the bad boy shop. Yeah. Well, I guess there's some Well, no one has made one million bad boy points.

It's just sitting there? Yeah. Number two. Can I get a Chinese figure trap? No woman is out of your league. The average guy constantly frets about approaching ladies who seem extremely beautiful, intelligent, or moneyed. In their minds, they think the ladies don't need a man and probably have a long queue of potential suitors. A bad boy clearly knows that every woman wants a man who is unpredictable, a mystery,

and brings excitement to every sphere of her life. Never approach women from a point of weakness as they have an uncanny ability to smell desperation and need to smile away. Instead, use a winning strategy. The winning strategy involves changing the rules of the game so that she feels obligated to impress you, not the other way around. When you get a chance to talk, act frivolously. Refrain from boasting about what you own or the people you know. Instead, let her know you as a person. Don't be too fast to ask for her digits end the conversation with something like see you around.

So act frivolously as a bad boy. Okay, so I need to act frivolous Yeah And also I need to not talk to them Yeah That'll get any points When you get a chance to talk Act frivolously

But a chance to talk You gotta pick your words Squander your career Yeah Like that Okay Squander your career I'm trying to think of other frivolous things

Just Yeah Just Be even frivolous with the words that you say Just like If she asks you something Just go like The

The The So what do you do for work? The, the, the, me, me, you do, oh, because you're doing you. I-V. I-V-V-N-O. See, this for velocity will get you many women. Up.

What do you do for work? Up. Up. Up, up, up. Taking that S off. Taking that S off of ups. Up, up. And UPS.

See you. See you. And then you leave. And then she'll be thinking, she'll be so confused. She'll go, I have to go have to do that. I have to have sex with that thing. I do that. And then she gets confused.

Yeah. She's using her frivolosity and her words as well. He goes, I do that. Mr. Do that. Mr. Do that. Three, nobody owes you anything. Wow. When negotiating for a deal, a nice guy would reveal his life's misfortunes to a potential investor

seeking to win based on sympathy. But a bad boy will try to clinch the deal by revealing to the investor what he, what he or she stands to gain by awarding him the contract. Do you feel that? Yes. Nobody owes you anything. If someone slaps you, don't turn the other cheek, hit them back with closed fists. Rarely will people hand over things to you on a silver platter, so grab every opportunity coming your way. I have noticed that is rare to even see a silver platter.

Yeah. You really don't see that. Well, alone getting handed something on it. Dude, I'm not a bad boy. And when I do get handed something on it, it's usually a simple roast. Yeah. It's just a roast. It's not like an amazing operation.

No, it's barely ever a job, a good wife, money. It's a roast sitting on a bed of lettuce with maybe some vegetables on the side. It's a pig with an apple covered in pineapples. It's very rarely just some amazing economic opportunity. That's delicious for a night. Yeah. It's great for a night. But it's not going to feed my kids.

No, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible reheated. Dude. Yeah, it's not good to reheat. It does not travel well. And also, I'm getting a pig with an apple in the work microwave. It's a big, big.

Oh, it smells like apple in here. Oh, it's a hoop fucking did that shit. It's going to be. all mushy. Wow, that was a mistake. Man. Oh, my coworker warmed up apples. Who fucking warmed up apples and clothes in here? Dude, this fucking smells too good. If you work at

a job that has a microwave, I'm asking you right now, you listening, go to the microwave, put a sticky note that says, do not reheat apples. Please know, please no more. And you know they're going to be pissed when I walk in first day work and I'm dressed like a tutor and they're going, oh, this guy's good. Please send us pictures

of you putting signs on the microwave or the refrigerator at work that say no apples. We're done with apples. No reheating apples. No reheating apples, no, eating apples. You can eat apples. No, no, no, no, no. Eat apples and privacy.

Eat apples and privacy. Put that up on your work fridge. Please eat apples and privacy. Don't eat them in here. Number four. A bad boy shall never be a victim. Nice guys constantly complain about how unfair the world is and wish it would be perfect so everyone would get what they truly deserve.

bad boys know that the world is a tough place to live in so they make a conscious decision to always be a perpetrator and never a victim so always be the perpetrator always be the perpetrator this is good because if somebody is is victimizing you you just do exactly what they're doing to you back to them immediately here's uh here now here's the end of the second paragraph of this of this uh entry is something that maybe i don't know maybe maybe patrick i feel like you might know what this is okay stop wishing for a perfect world and instead work with what you have to win. That said, I don't think the infamous Pastor Kenyri is a monster. I believe he is a crafty businessman who discovered a way of bottling hope

and realizing great profit from it. Yes, Pastor Keniari. Who's that? Oh, my God. You got to look him up, man. They have a picture of him right here. Yeah. He is basically one. He is basically one of the biggest guys over there. But what does he do? Oh, he does it all, man. He does it all. Sounds like you don't know that much about him. Pastor Keniari invests. K-S-H-90 million in Runda for his children with gospel singer Betty Beo. You don't know about him investing in Runda?

No, I don't know what Runda is. You sound, dude. Betty Bayo. Betty Bayo? Oh, my God. She sounds pretty. Do you even use the internet? Pastor Keniari says he has never found another woman

he can marry after separating from Betty Bayo. They separated? They separated. But they were just investing in Runda. Yeah. See, you just got to learn about this stuff, man. Was Betty Bayo married to Pastor Keniari? What has happened to

Betty Bayo. Who is Betty Bayo's husband? Who is Betty Bayo? I want to look up. Don't ask. I want to look up. Don't ask. Oh, it's bringing up results in BBC Pigeon. Betty. You want to read this? All right. Betty Bayo not popular Kenyan musician. Wayday often sing for her native tongue. Agikyu. She rise to prominence during the 2010s as part of one strong wave of Kyu gospel singers. Her voice and her songs cut across church walls and because. trendy songs for town halls, household radios, and online platforms. Tributes pour in for Kenya gospel singer Betty Bayo way die. She died? She just going to speed red? Oh, my gosh. Next suggested question, what was Betty Bayo suffering from? A family representatives who spoke to the media at Kenyatta Hospital explained that Betty had been unwell since the previous week, battling acute leukemia and suffering from excessive bleeding.

This is horrible. Yeah, this is horrible. Did Pastor Keniari do that? Gave her leukemia? I don't think so. What is the story behind Betty Boo? That's the next question. I want to learn that.

Now it's bringing up Betty Boop. What is the hidden meaning of Betty Boop? A symbol of female empowerment. The hidden meaning? What does Boop mean in slang? Fuck. What does boobies mean in slang? Boobes.

What is the hic for gency? Why is my girlfriend's breast so soft? That's a good question. That's answer that one. Oh, by me. Menopause, most women's breasts are completely soft. What is it called when a guy has female boobies? Ganycomastia.

What is a snoopy breast? Let's see that one. Breasts that are not round in shape. That's a snoopy breast. What causes torpedo breasts? What is a man's bra called? Why do female nipples stick out? That's a good question.

That is a good question. There's a lot of good questions on Google. Why do girls stipulate their ariola? I don't know. It's always been a mystery to me. Oh, it says it's an important understudied female erogenous zone. Oh, not understudied by meme, man. Yeah.

Why do my girlfriend's nipples get hard when I play with them? I don't know. It's Googling that. Why are men interested in nipples? I mean, these questions go on forever. Yeah. Why do men stare at women's breasts? What does it mean when a guy stares at your private area?

What does it mean when a guy pulls up his pants? That's a good question. Pulling up his pants, maybe a subtle way of tidying himself up or adjusting his appearance. I know that's what it means when I do it. What is the two finger test for pants? I know the two fingers. What does 4232 mean in pants? It means you fat.

What does that report of 202 in pants? What could this possibly mean? I know it means something, because I keep telling people I'm 42, 32, and they go, oh, damn, okay. Oh, man, what waist size is considered overweight? 56. Googling this. What is the ideal weight for a 70-year-old woman? A hundred pounds.

Yeah, anyway, well, let's get back to the bad boys. Sorry, I got a little sidetrack there, but I really like some of those questions. So if you're wondering about Pastor Keniari, I think we just kind of spelled it out with all this question. I'm really, Betty, that's really sad. Betty, best of rest of peace. Number five, a bad boy shall always stand out in a crowd. Where else nice guys are careful not to over dress, bad boys know the importance of looking good. Hence ensure they are always at their best.

There is a clear distinction between ostentatious dressing and looking sharp. Does he blend in? I'm sorry. Waldo, but he stands out just by factor of being Waldo. If you're close to him, he stands out. But once you're far away. So he does stand out. Yeah, you know what he just does stand out.

Because he also is added stand out. Peacocking of being Waldo. No, no, no, no. But you know what you're, you're forgetting? What? In these Where's Waldo pages? They have hell of things where it's like, oh, there's a barbershop pole.

Yeah. He actually does blend in a lot of the time. He is a blender. There's a lot of red and white striped things in a Waldo page to throw you off the sense. But you're looking for Waldo. Yeah. He stands out. Yeah, you're looking for him because it's a task that's presented to you.

There are things he blends in with is all I'm saying. That is true. I agree with you. You wouldn't look for him if the book wasn't called Where's Waldo, though. That's true. but you stand out if you have a book named after you. You fucking stand out. That book was called Where's...

You ring bells. You're supposed to find South Park Kenny. That'd be easy for me. Yeah. I can pick him out anyway. Whoa, wait. This one actually feels relevant as fuck right now. Number six,

A Bad Boy Shall Break All Rules Except His Own. Wow. Pretty women are used to having guys bid to their willing. If she claims to be attracted to men with a clean shaved heads, a nice guy would trim down his hair without second thoughts. unlike a bad guy who knows better than to change his life

or style to please a woman and a bad guy would wear extremely long wigs and to get hair extensions just to piss her off you should shave your head clean and put my 42 inch hair in her face what fucking woman says

you should shave your head completely clean my woman yeah I guess yeah it depends on your situation yeah well no she's always like the bald guys

interesting no no but now she loves it's bones. You see like her old diary or whatever.

It's all long hair. Billy, what it? Tybo, the guy from the commercial. Tybo, the fucking what's his name? The guy who would do the She's just got like muscle bodybuilder bald guys.

That'd be awesome. Number seven. That's what I like to. I like guys like that. Shall never fight over a woman. Ask any guy who is yet to get over their ex-girlfriend six months after breaking up and they will feed you with crap.

about how the lady is his true love soulmate hence he must inexorably fight for her. That's pure crap. If indeed she is the one then she should have the courtesy of treating you with dignity and meeting you halfway towards solving your differences otherwise she is not worth another minute of your life never get into a fist fight

with another man over some lady. The only reward from such a foolish act is a deformed dental formula broken ribs and a couple of stitches. Deformed dental formula. I got a deformed dental formula. I feel as if I have won as well. Me too. I have a deformed dental formula.

I do. But did you get one from a fist fight or just naturally from... Really? Yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. My bottom teeth are all from a fight. Wow.

When I was a kid, they're all chipped. That's crazy. Yeah. A deformed dental formula. Well, it wasn't really a fight. I just walked up this kid and I was like, you don't punch me. And then he punched me as hardly good in the mouth.

Wow. And I spit all my teeth out. Uh, thou shalt, eight, thou shall never be judgmental kiss and tell. That seems like... So, what he's saying, kids. kiss and tell? I guess. He's telling everyone

to kiss and tell. That's weird. Thou shall never be judgmental, kiss and tell. Thou shall never be judgmental, comma, kiss, and tell. This doesn't seem to explain. Yeah.

Should a lady gather enough courage and propose to have sex without attachments, don't screw it up by being judgmental, taking a high moral ground or wondering how many guys she has asked before. Just give her what she wants.

Such ladies like having their clandestine affairs kept under the wraps. So should you encounter one, don't kiss and tell. Oh, okay. In the event, you meet her with her main guy, don't make a scene, just

wink or smile and walk away. He's saying, cheat. I guess that is a bad boy thing. Be the cheating. Be the cheating device. They're clandestine affairs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're dealings in South America.

You don't want to do telling about that. Number nine, shall always speak his mind out. A bad boy knows the effects words have on women. He knows what to say and how to say it. This doesn't mean you act all polished around a lady you fancy. In fact, the opposite works better.

Say exactly what's on your mind, even when it sounds a quite offensive. If you find her cleavage enticing, tease her about it. And then here's a quote. Girl, did you put on that blouse purposely to divert my attention from your face to your awesome boobs?

You got to be, dude, you got to be saying that. That's good, man. You got to be saying that. The easiest way of warming your way into her heart is by being playful and teasing her about things she is evidently endowed at. For example, if she naturally has a voluptuous derrier, you can

cheekily accuse her of putting on sponge-lined panties. Are you wearing sponge-lined panties to have a huge derrier? A voluptuous derrier? By the way, your boobs are awesome. And your boobs are awesome. Let's just fucking have sex. What are we doing? You have a voluptuous Sponged? Sponged. What is Sponged?

They're fake butt. It's padded, butt she's pads. Okay. I've never heard it called sponge-lined. have you ever heard somebody say hey awesome boobs yeah really did you wear that blouse to just divert my attention

did you wear that blouse to divert my attention to your awesome boobs by the way I can tell you're wearing sponge line by the way I can tell you're wearing sponge lines see sponge line it's all sponge yeah care don't

carefully don't get those wet they're going to hold water yeah that's going to get a cold That's how you get trench butt Yeah Athletes butt Yeah You don't want trench butt

That's what my fucking dad died from In World War I My dad's 1,000 years old Well he died at a good time He was sitting in the trench He lived a long full life If he fought in World War I At the age of 900

That's pretty amazing Yeah He got trench butt died immediately Of the first day he had it Number 10 The last one A bad boy shall never be tamed the greatest fear for any bad boys falling in love

this is because love is a nasty drug that can make you do things that leave a bitter taste in the mouth and give someone else the power to hurt you try your best not to fall in love or should all evolve with a lady who isn't mutually attracted to you for whatever reason never lose your bad boy edge otherwise she will wake up one morning and realize you are no longer the same guy she was first attracted to

graduating from college and settling into an 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. job as a way of taming even the wildest of men therefore keep a few friends who will point it out when you turn into a nice guy. Wow. And then this one, separate, this last one. So this doesn't make the list. Okay.

This is the last thing. Last thing he says. Doesn't even get a number. Not worth getting it, having a number for him, okay? A little bonus. One more thing. A bad boy never takes advantage of an intoxicated woman. Right?

It's the time. Oh, wait, wait, wait, right. I already have 10, including the thing about the awesome boob. So it is totally immoral, illegal, and hardly any different from necrophilia. True. Since bad boys have big egos, they derive pleasure

and having consensual sex and not through shady means. Yeah. Respect, dude. Honestly, the whole thing was trending in a bad way. At the end,

he saved it. Yeah, he saved it by being like, and look. Just don't. Okay, here are the three comments. I'll read them in order. The oldest comment is,

dude, you a chauvinist, and then this emoji. With a tongue sticking out. the next comment is from Savior Henshaw That's a good name Am feeling better and better I'm a bad boy Nice

He's this is the first day The rest of his life I thought with Xavier And then the last comment is from Luther And it says This got me gingered up Thanks man Ginger

What is that me Maybe it's like when you have a sushi And then you eat some ginger Oh yeah And you go Ah why's so spicy That's what I do Ginger

Yeah But this guy's blog This guy is a lot of stuff like this on his blog We should get in contact with him or at least do some more. I'm actually not 100% if he's still active. Let me check when his most recent post was from. It's from 2016. So I like his,

I mean, he's a beautiful writer. He has a great writing style. And there's some other stuff that I found on here that has, yeah, he always writes like this. He has very, he's very eloquent and has some beautiful word choice. Five weeks of alpha males. But yeah, I also, I mean, the reason that I wanted to do this list is because I found a guy who is a fan of this guy who also has his own blog.

Who spun off? Who is always commenting on this one and being like, dude, this is awesome. Fuck yeah. But he has his own blog that here. I'll just tease. I'll tease the name of his blog. Okay. Well, it's called... It's the post-credit scene. This is the post-credit scene.

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