Podcast About List - Ep. 370 - We Have Already Correctly Predicted This Entire Year

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

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what man he said no the worst clap i've ever done dude that was pretty good that was bad too no it wasn't oh come on but just the worst collapse that's ever been done you're starting off the year an interesting manner i did not get good sleep because my radiator is being weird i walked up to the studio today and the the roll gate was down

but it was not locked I was like that's curious because I knew you guys were coming in yeah so I opened the just from my perspective I opened up the thing and all the lights were on and Patrick was snoring I could hear you through the door

I was like what is that sound and I could and it was you snoring on the couch and completely asleep and instead of waking you up I thought that just opening the roll gate opening the door I thought that was going to wake me up too that was kind of my alarm clock see I got in here you thought that the roll gate was going to come open

and you were going to be able to sit up and pretend you weren't even asleep I thought, no, no, no, no. I was waiting until you guys got here. I knew that I was, like, in my head, I was like, okay, I did not get good sleep last night. I've been here because we had a meeting earlier over Zoom, and my computer's here. So I was like, perfect. What I'm going to do is I'm going to take the meeting.

I have until, like, one o'clock to, like, get a little bit of a nap in. And when I'm asleep, the sound of the roll gate opening is going to make me think that there's an intruder. so that's going to jolt me awake. I'm going to have an amazing burst of energy. Yes. And it turns out it didn't. You've learned an intruder would have his way with you. Yeah.

I get my way with it wasn't locked, right? I took pictures of you. I walked in here and I just sat there and kind of watch you. It was like, you know, when you wake up early at the sleepover before the other kids? Yeah. And you can do whatever you want. Exactly. That was me with the other kids.

Apparently, I was so in dire need of sleep. that this didn't even occur to me. Do you remember how I woke you up? I remember waking up and seeing both of you guys, and I was like, I look you up by doing this. But it took, it took a while. It took a long bit of time.

I thought that you were just immediately. No. But no, I think I was too, I think it's my fault for, I should have scared you awake. Yeah. If you scared me awake, I would have such amazing.

energy right yeah. There definitely wouldn't be a bad vibe in here like that is kind of the thing, the things I was weighing in my head. I was like, I could, what do you mean a bad vibe? Are you kidding me? You could be all like, if he scared you awake, this would be the worst episode of all time. Maybe. No, I'm not. No. No, you're like you're lying to yourself. For no one in the world is happy to be scared awake. That is not a thing that exists. Unless it was a really funny scare. I couldn't know. If I was funny, that is, if I was put on a costume. If I woke up and you were wearing a wig and you scared me it's just not true

there's a there's like a 60% chance that I would enjoy it it's a universal fact that you can't laugh when you're being woken up you're not gonna it's gonna it takes you like 10 minutes to admit it's funny he did wake up he didn't wake up and he smiled and had drool all of his face yeah it was bad yeah

you smiled at me like a whale yeah it was really really bad but yeah what you dream about smiled awake before No dreams, dude. I had a dream last night that I was a fucking vampire. Really?

Wow. And I was a vampire. I got turned into a vampire. And in the first 30 minutes, apparently in this dream, when you become a vampire, you have no control and you're just like a crazy animal

before you become like a dignified. Yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah. Before you can have control. So in that 30 minutes, I caught a body and I went to prison for the rest of my life. But I was a fucking vampire.

Yeah, you turned into a bat fly away through the bars. Dude, that doesn't happen. anymore. What do you mean that doesn't happen anymore? I was going off of Twilight logic. Oh, fuck that shit. Fuck Twilight. Dude, why? Fuck that shit. We don't be

all right in the twilight. What's that? Skin gleaming labeled a demon because I can't even die. The curse of eternity. God created me but why? If I turn you into eye, our age will never age and forever be by my side. This is juice. The beauty

of the world has entered into my thoughts. something's including the Willendorf I'm a this is art I'm a god Kevin Gates bro Kevin Gates every night I kiss your picture on the night stand

Kevin Gates song about Twilight That's a that's a foundational text I would say I gotta listen to that That's a really good song Have you seen that video of him With fucking Bobby Hoffman or whatever Robbie Hoffman

No The awkward interview lady Kevin Gates I want to see that now I want to see that really bad. That would be a real immovable force. Bobby Althoff. The video of him and Bobby Althoff where he's doing

a song Acapella and then I think it's the song Scars and then he's like singing it normal and then he goes beefing with my shit while I'm in jail. Yeah. He has a lot of lyrics if you go into his catalog. He's a lot of

lyrics that are like I accidentally beat the fuck out of my girl. Yeah. Well I love the The thing I always say is that he's, he's, uh, he's sexual, not sexy with his words. He is sexual. He's graphically sexual in every single description. Scientific. It's very anatomical the way he talks about sex.

If I beat that pussy up as you can tell him. In Twilight, he says, every time we talk, you end up getting aroused. Aroused? That's so, yeah, it's awful. Yeah. Every time we talk. Yeah. And everything, all of his songs that, where he mentioned.

in sex, he thinks he's being really sexy. He thinks he's being really sexy, and then Lenny's like, let me fucking put my boner in you, but. He doesn't realize that words, you can have a, you need some subtlety. It was great with that. Subtety is sexy. Usher was

Usher was great about that. And Chris Brown had a couple of ones, and then he started going more Kevin Gates with it. Yeah. But feel like I'm waiting the whole life. Yeah. That one is kind of getting you aroused. That one makes me think of mint gum and then usher because of the commercials oh oh oh oh oh oh oh that's a terrible

song it's not one of his best oh you don't have to call is one of the best songs ever but he also did the same girl yeah with our kelly which is probably the best song of all time don't even try and then the triple up remix with teapain where teapain do yeah us got some great ones tepane did yeah yeah that's my favorite one little john and ludicrous that's my favorite one dude That means that you fuck only in a doggy state. You only fuck to come. I only fuck to make love and be impregnate somebody. That you don't have to call.

That song is about fucking. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Because that's what you say. That's what you say when you fuck. Yeah, yeah. That's what you say. I go yes, yes.

Dude, imagine, imagine, imagine, like, hearing, like, somebody, like, you have a roommate. You hear them having sex. Yeah, we're going to take it into. We're going to go to our bedroom We're going to our bedroom Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Yeah Hearing that

From your roommate's bedroom That's the only song you hear People do that man People be fucking like that, dude I can't imagine Having having sex to that song I guess maybe in 2003 I don't hear a word

They don't hear a thing Dude I fuck like a baby That's weird to say Yeah It's like sleep like a baby No. Sleep with a baby? Sleeping like a baby.

That's one of those things that you should not say like a baby. What do you mean? You should not say I fuck like a baby. But like you don't sleep like a baby? Like a baby is like quiet. I'm saying I sleep like I fuck like a just quietly like a baby. Okay. You don't have to say like a baby.

Obviously you don't actually mean babies cry. Yeah. So what you're saying is babies are actually quite loud when. Yeah. No, I'm not. So what are you saying? So let's just keep going with that. I don't need to keep going.

I think that everybody who heard that knew exactly what I meant. I think they did. I think that's why you're steering. Which is that completely a quiet way, quiet as a mouse. Okay, I fuck like a mouse. Okay. I can accept I fuck like a mouse. I'm happy with it.

You're happy with that? Yeah. Me fucking like a mouse. Really imagine me fucking like a mouse or mice like. Do mice do a doggy style? They got to move the tail out of the way. They do like mouss. What?

Mice do missionary. Mice do missionary. They do mousy. How many animals, is there, is there a world scoreboard that of how many animals default to missionary and how many animals default to dog style? I don't think there's a single other, besides a mouse and a human animals are not reached. I've seen flies fucking doggy style. Yeah, flies do doggy style.

But animals don't, most buzzer style, I feel like. Animals don't have religion. They have no missionary. Any animals default to that amount? I don't believe you that a mouse does. No, they do it doggy style. They do? Everyone does.

The animal does doggy style except for us. except for me jeez i'm the only animal that doesn't do so dog so so missionary is like losing badly on the universal scoreboard

well but okay but also like cooking like making fire is losing on the scoreboard animals make fire like cooking versus foraging name one one animal that makes fire

that's light bugs they don't they make light lighting bolts i mean lightning bolts isn't an animal no that's not an animal It's not an animal. It's a random happenstance of nature. Yeah, that's static electricity and humidity or whatever.

You think that's an animal that lives up in the clouds. The clouds and when it rains, they fly down. Because they're afraid of the rain. I heard, you know, I actually heard a fun fact. Lightning bolts actually live in the earth. They actually technically fly up into the clouds. Is that true? They're an animal that actually live in the ground.

They don't live anywhere. Yeah. They're not an animal. They're not an animal. Like a unicorn? No, a unicorn is a fictional animal. imaginary. A lightning bolt is a real thing, but it is not

an animal, though. It's not an animal, though. It's not in the animal kingdom. What is it? A phenomenon? I think it's in the purely that. It's a phenomenon. Exactly. I think it's in the animal kingdom. It's not in the animal kingdom. It's in the phenomenon. Okay. On the universal scoreboard, who's winning animals or phenomenons? Phenomenos. Phenomenon. Two different answers. Interesting.

Let's debate this. I think animals. Animal is obvious. No, dude. Phenomenons, dude. Sunmys kill animals. Lightning bolts kill animals. But when you weren't... Sunburns kill animals. He said scoreboard.

Sunburns. Sunburn. It's a phenomenon. It's a naturally occurring phenomenon. That's not a phenomenon. Yeah, it is. It's a, because it's a scientific spread of radiation. Okay, because what's a blade of grass then?

A plant? Yeah, that's a plant. Oh, okay. Yeah. They have their own kingdom. Fair enough. Fair enough. Dirt, though.

rocks is not phenomenon what is it a mineral it's a mineral yeah okay the mineral kingdom is different the mineral kingdom also against the phenomenon kingdom well what's then water scoreboard is that just water water it's oh it's it's a liquid i guess water's an element but water is like part of the phenomenon family. The phenomenon family. Phenomenon. It's phenomenal. It's phenomenal.

Random has to be a random occurrence. Well, no doubt about that. You're not going to hear any argument for me. You're not. Like that, like what you're saying there. And mice are animalistic. Now you're starting to grasp it. Yeah.

You're starting to get the world. Plant grass. It took you, it took you 27 years, but you finally got it. Water is not an animal. It's not. Landowners, we believe. Those run around. Yeah.

They jump up. I've seen them jump around. They don't run. They phenomenally fly out of the earth in the sky. Oh, what about ball lightning then? Ball lightning is a phenomenon, for sure. Okay. That's a phenomenon.

I would say that's a rare phenomenon. Oh, also in the phenomenon kingdom is winning the lottery. Yeah. So the scoreboard is pretty stacked in the phenomenon favor. What's the difference between a phenomenon and a phenom? A phenom is like a, it's like a young, young upstart. Yeah, human with phenomenal qualities.

No, they're animals. They're animals. They're animals. with phenomenal qualities. Yes. That's an F. You're 100% right. It's kind of like

a day walker like blade. Exactly. They're like the blade of the animal phenomenon. Have you guys ever seen the... Is it Blade 3 where they had the CGI's eyes opening?

Yeah. That's played 3 with Ryan Reynolds. That's awesome. Because they hated Ryan Reynolds so much. He was only doing... He said he was only doing close-ups. Yeah. That's so fucking cool.

He's cool. He's cool, man. He is cool. It's sad that he made negative money. Yeah. yeah i wish honestly you hear his crime of just like like not like not paying taxes and it's like gives a shit i don't it's a very much a lesser crime in the world of hollywood yeah it's a white

collar crime right yeah like in terms of hollywood crimes i think he's he's like one that is actually doing something that's relatable accidentally not paying a million dollars in taxes is that how much there's only a million something like that i'm like he had a lot of money yeah probably had a lot of money. It was probably a lot more millions than that. But I mean, what, like, we got, it's either the, the scale here is him and then Jared Fogel. Jared Fogel. I'd rather be a Wesley Snipes in a world full of Jared Fogel. Not really a Hollywood guy. Yeah, it was. What's the Hollywood of food? How is he a Hollywood guy? He was in movies. Sharknato.

He was in some movies. He, okay. He's in the doesn't count, man. He had, he had, he had, he was in a comic book with Superman. That's not Hollywood That's a comic book He's Gotham He's Gotham He's Cotham If anything He's metropolis

Metropolis Metropolis Okay No because if you If you have a He's not Hollywood Bro If you are part of

A comic book canon And that could be adapted Into a movie I think that that's Hollywood I think you have You think you've lost I think you're still dreaming You've seen all those pictures

Of him at red carpet Premiers Doesn't make you Hollywood bro Staying in prison They have fans At those remers Yeah He is going to

getting a different type of footlong now. Wow, that's good. Dude, that's almost poetic justice. Put it in a song. Almost. You really think there's a guy with a foot long, 12 inch dick. In prison, that's why they put him in there.

Yeah. Just to pair him with. Yeah, do you think they like just line? You know what they do? Line them up. This is a dark joke. Oh, God. But you have to imagine that these people who are in prison,

they've done bad things. and the prison guards are like just going out and finding guys with huge dicks who never even did anything wrong and just putting them in jail anyway. It's true. Busting their taillight. Also, you've got to think to be a criminal.

Shooting their taillight out with a BB gun and then pulling them over. Just because you could see through the car window somehow that they have a 14 inch penis. To be a criminal, you have to have a lot of confidence in yourself. So maybe you do have just a 12 inch penis. Yeah. I guess to break the law, you do have to think

there has to be some kind of superiority thing. Yeah, so you're like, I got a fucking drug robbery and nothing could happen. Everybody get down. I'll probably fuck my way out of this problem. I have every other problem in my life. It's like an old school like Silver Age Batman villain, the penis man.

He's holding up a bank with his huge penis. His boner. Remember that old screenshot? Oh, Joker's boner. Yeah, I think, am I? No, I'm mixing stuff up. Um, because I thought that that was in, um, the same comic where he becomes the Ayatollah, Ayatollah, the Ayatollah, the Ayatola of Iran. Hmm.

I think the, he becomes the Ayatollah in, uh, the same issue that, uh, the fans voted to kill off Jason, Todd, Robin. I got an issue with the Ayatollah. Yeah. What is it, man? Bomb the United States. That's the issue? You need to do it. You're not doing it fast.

You're not doing it fast. Don't bring it nuclear. to say that. What can you be not allowed to say that? Nuclear bomb, New York City. Kill me and all my friends. I don't want to get killed. I'm ready.

I don't want to get killed like that, but you can kill me in another way. That's the number one way to get killed. It's easily the number of ways. You want to get fucking stabbed by a vagrant? That's awful. That's one of the worst ways to be killed. No,

I want to see a holy bomb that I know is sent from a greater land. You won't even see it. That's what's great about it. But I want to see it. Yeah, you can't. If you see it, if you do see it, it's not a good way to die.

You don't think so? No, because that means you're far enough way to just have radiation burns and shit. No, do you ever think about what you show? I want to see the actual bomb. I want to see the plane. It's fast, man. I know.

And they don't use planes no more. No. It's ICBMs. I want to see the ICB in. You ain't going to see that shit, bro. You're going to die. But I want to see it. Yeah, I see BN at the festival Porta Potty.

Oh, yeah, that too. They got, the poop just sits there. It's the worst invention in the world. Get rid of Port-a-Potties this year. Until your friends go and suck it on up. No, I'm not, my friends aren't sucking up. How awesome is it when you have to piss and you're walking down the street and you fucking

find a porta potty? I know. They're always locked. So awesome. No, sometimes they're open. I don't see them unlocked. A porta potty is a great opportunity. It's amazing. And it has more privacy than a public bathroom. Yeah, a little bit. And more shit in it. Yeah, yeah. More visible shit. There has a lot of visible

shit. Why is the water blue in them? It's an antiseptic material to keep it safe. Why did they pick blue? It's probably just the color of the chemical. Do you think they were like, oh, well, we've got to trick people into thinking that this is natural water. Natural water is clear. We've got to make it blue.

I don't understand the thought process. What are you talking about? What am I talking about? Do you guys try to be king of the porta potty and make sure that your shit is the one that sits on top? It is going to be the one that sits on top. But sometimes my slides are mine shy. I tilt so it kind of ricochets off the side and go and slides under the class clown. I poop in the ear.

Oh, great. That's not clown. Yeah, it is. That's what they teach you at clown school, bro. They should do the urinals like that in a public bathroom where the urinal directly connects through a tube to the toilet. So someone's sitting on the toilet and if someone's peeing at the urinal, the pee goes under their butt. That's just like in a porta potty. Yeah, exactly like in a porta potty.

They should just do that in bathrooms because then it also saves water because it's just one flush. Yeah. And then you can smell the other guys pee. It's environmentally conscious. It's very conscious. Also, unbeatable A. SMR sound is your piss hitting the Port-a-Potty urinal. Yeah.

Yep. That's a great sound. It is. Yeah. That's like when they... It's loud as fuck. It's got like a gated reverb to it. Yeah. It's like when they discovered the in the air tonight drums. That first time you hear the urinal pee, you're like, oh my God. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It's your... The urinal pee does sound like the in the air tonight drums when you're finishing up.

Was Phil Collins the first drummer who was like, I think I can go all the water. what do you mean he was like I have sex I think I can be well yeah drummers weren't fucking before him fuck no but we see the first one who's like I think that the drummer could be the superstar um I guess so I mean because because you got Peter Gabriel left Genesis fucking nuts to be like I'm yeah I'm a humble drummer and then they name the album I'm going to be also the singer and the name the album once Peter Gabriel left I think it was Peter Gabriel and one other guy and then named the album and then there were three

whoa I love uh Crosby Stills and Nash they were just moving all the guys around. Yeah. That's cool to me. Neil Young left. They let Neil Young join

and then they were then he was like now I'm going to be solo. Yeah. And then they put out a really bad album in the 80s. I don't know where I was going with this. Anyway,

Phil Collins. He might be the first guy to be like, dude, the drummer can be the superstar. That was my question. Think about it. Live aid. He did a bunch of

shit for them. He did that. He was the drummer on a, what's that fucking song? Christmas one. Do they know? One of the worst Christmas songs ever. Do they know it's Christmas time? I'm, I don't know. I don't know why you always look at me with this stuff. I don't know any of this. He doesn't know more music than him. No, I fucking don't. What are you talking about?

I'm about to fuck this cash up on a new toy. Future. I thought you were, dude, that'd be a great verse to do they know it's Christmas time. George Michael's singing that. Do they know it's Christmas time? That's about, like, kids from other countries? Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah. Which also, do they know it's Christmas time? Probably not. They might have a different religion. Well, that's not even it. It's that, of course, they know it's Christmas time. There's snow all over the ground and Santa visits. In the song they even touch upon this, there's no snow in Africa.

There's snow in Africa. There's the craziest line in that. I can promise you there is snow in Africa. The craziest, well, certain parts, but. Yeah, certain parts of anywhere has snow. Yeah. The craziest line. line in that song is when Bono goes,

Tonight, thank God it's them instead of you. It's like he's talking about. You're not starving in Africa. Yeah, thank God you're not starving in Africa and thank God you have presents. Yeah. It's such a fucking dude. Well, thank God it's them and not you. Sounds more like about starving than presents.

You know what's interesting is that. I think it's more about presents. Of course, my grandparents watch some fucking Christmas story. I think that's maybe your takeaway from the song is that the kids in Africa don't have presents. God, I have presents this year. And they don't because... Because I love presents. Because I love presents.

Presents are nice. My grandparents watch Christmas story. I know you guys hate this movie so much for some reason. I've never seen... It's not good. It's not good movie. This movie's a whack as fuck. It's a fine movie.

You're overblowing. I don't think it's a good movie. Every time I'm bringing up, somebody's like, fuck that fucking movie. And I'm like, who cares? It's just a fucking... It's a good movie. It's nostalgia slop.

It's nostalgia slop for, people who are 100 million years older than us. It takes place in like the 30s. Yeah, exactly. Why do I give a shit about all that stuff? It's just boring. Yeah. But any kind of nostalgic Christmas movie, fuck you. In that movie, it takes place somewhere in the 30s. Ohio. Or 40,

1940 maybe. It takes place in the most normal, most normal story in Ohio. Most Christmas story in Ohio. The mom says, eat your food. They're starving kids in China. Yeah. Different. That's pretty crazy. Different. You got to admit, absolutely different. And is that something, is that part of the nostalgia cop,

it was slop, where they were like, are you, where the grandparents were starving in China? Remember when China was starving instead of Africa? Remember when we didn't even know Africa existed? Africa wasn't on the math yet. Yeah, we didn't even have to be discovered. We weren't even aware of Africa. Aware of that.

Yeah. At all. I'm watching that movie. I'm like, why are they not talking about Hitler? I feel like every family probably would have been like. Yeah, what part of the 50 or 40s? I think it takes place in like 39, so Hitler had ascended to power. It just had begun.

Yeah. Hitler had ascended. I guess they put it right in the sweet spot where it's like, we don't have to care about Hitler yet. Well, I think that was the main problem with America was they didn't really care. They didn't care until it was too late. Some people care. They did a Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden. Yeah, a lot of people did care.

But I think that that was kind of the, that's what you learn in history class. Yeah. We didn't give a fuck really. We didn't really care. We didn't really care that much of it. Yeah. Then we realized that. The time for appeasement was over.

Yep. Appeasement. Remember that? Peasement. Please, Mr. Hitler. Please. Please. Just be happy.

Please. If you're just happy, you can, then everything will be fine. Look, you've got to be happy with Poland. Just be happy. Just be happy with that. Oh, now you're going to take part of France. That's too happy. Well, this we're going to get a glorious bastards out of this.

Uh-huh. Dude. Yeah. In a long time, we will have a movie that tackles this subject in an alternate history. It tackles it with incredible tact. incredible tax I think they solved the whole issue BJ Novak going in with the motherfucking machine

No he is tactical Now that we got Maduro's state side Yeah I think we should make him box Jake Paul Okay I think he would fucking Didn't Jake Paul get his fucking shit rock

And he can never walk again He got his jaw broken Yeah by a guy with two first names No I didn't see the pictures His face was looked like The video What's his name? His face literally looked like

A guy's huge though Yeah He got fucked up I watched like the one second in the fight. I was like, how, why would you fight this guy? In the middle of the shit in the middle of the fight when the guy's about to punch him and Jake Paul's like,

no. He looks like the, uh, he looks like the painting of the guy finding out his son is dead and holding his son's body. Oh, the old Russian painting. Yes. Yeah. When he's holding his son and he's like this. Yeah. He's bleeding on him. Oh, I think you're talking about the one where the guy

surprised on the boat. He killed his son in that painting actually. Really? He did. Yeah, I forget what it's called. I'd never seen a with a plot twist before. Yeah. The plot twist is that it's a, it's a, it's a painting of, I think Ivan the Terrible or somebody. Yeah, something like that. He killed his own son and then was like, oh, crap.

And then he's like, oh, what I do? What I do? That's why his eyes are so big. He's like, fuck, I'm going to go to prison. I don't know this painting. Oh, wait, my last name's the terrible. I thought that this was, uh, genuinely. Then I, then I jumped to the other one, I thought is the Goya painting.

Yeah. At first I thought it was this guy. But I know the one you're talking about where he's sad and devouring his son. Or wait, no, it's not Goya. it's uh there's goia saturn devouring no no we're talking about it's some other Ivan one darkly weird paink y'all when I was in high school

I made a Photoshop of the sun taken out and it was him playing the sacks you should post that that's good that's like the saturn playing and I think I posted it somewhere I forget and I posted it with it with it was like Saturn going crazy on the sacks

that's like my favorite poster is in at Barbary Coast in Womington North Carolina with the pirate bar that we were kind of Yes, we went there for a little bit. We played golden tea or some shit. Yeah, they got some shit like that, but they have a poster that is the Oswald Trio's last performance, and it's when Lee Harvey Oswald dies,

and they put him with a microphone. And that picture, everybody's got a different thing. Yeah, and it's still funny to me. Jack Ruby has a funny thing to do it, too. Jack Ruby handing them money. Yeah. Or something. That's awesome.

Because I feel like it's not that iconic a moment. That's a pretty iconic photo. The one where he's like, oh, and I guess so. It's just not, it's, you know that guy who's like the sheriff and his reaction is to go like, the guy's standing right next to him. Like, he's looking at the camera. I'm just like, if you're going to do one, dude, JFK, right? Yeah. JFK falling asleep in this car with a nightcap on.

Do we have a great photo? We got a video of it, buddy. Yeah, but it's crappy. No, it's great. And you can't do that with a poster. You can't tell me that video is not great. It's great, but you can't. It's low, low res, dude.

Blow it up with AI. Dude, the AI would probably put a, put a candy bar. That's what you want, isn't it? True. And they'd make it peepy yellow. Yeah, it would be peepy yellow. And he'd probably have five fingers. Yeah.

Like a fucking moron. Or a Simpson. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you can tell that they started using AI on the Simpsons is now they got five fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Sucks. Oh, I just remembered. I have to give a shout out to Edie's boyfriend's cousin Buster. Hey, Buster. Shout out Buster. Shout out to Buster. Which, hey, Buster is not usually something you want to be hearing. No, no, no, no.

But today, that's your name. Nice name, pal. How old is this Buster? I got no clue. I don't know a single detail. Love the name, though. I worked with a... But Eadie wanted me to shout you out.

I worked with a man named Buster. When you turn 13, don't start going by a different name. Buster Bluster. Stick with Buster. I worked, I worked with a man named Buster, so I wonder if this is the same Buster. If you... I think, can I say, can I do a psychology right now? If this buster is a 65-year-old man.

I don't know why, but you think that everybody is the same person. That is true. No. You hear that somebody is from a place, and then you'll ask them a list of every person that you've ever known from that place. You would do really badly in an East Asian country when a lot of people have the same last name. Well, I did that. You do badly in a Western country or a lot of people have the same first name. It's usually first name.

I did that recently with my girlfriend's dad's girlfriend, and it turns out she is. Okay, Mike Barbaglia. Yeah. my girlfriend's dad's girlfriend and she is actually she lived in my hometown she's from Lowell so you were right lived in my hometown

and also knew one of my friends from her I think she might be his aunt or something do you get a certain I'm actually putting this together is this the same this is the same impulse that drives you to anytime we drive anywhere you go I think I've been here before

yeah is that I'm saying oh no that was a Do you get a certain satisfaction from things just being... From the sense of familiarity. Familiarity, that's what it is? Where it's like, you know what it is? It's me, it's easing myself into the place. Because if I think that I've been there before, then it's like, oh, then I...

I can go there again. Yeah. And I won't be, I won't be nervous that I'm there. I won't be out of place. Yeah. I belong there. That's fair. Okay.

Yeah. And so, like, there's some places that you go. Okay, I secretly know you. I didn't, I don't know that. but I do know you or someone I know knows you or I've heard of you before. Then it's something to talk about with them. It's called making friends.

So you're trying to make friends with a buster by No, I was making a joke. I was trying to make a joke about my 65 year old co-worker at Cracker Barrel. Oh, a Cracker Barrel. Yeah, the old man who was very sexual. To you? Yeah, so I was making a joke about

in general. Not to you. So also to you. He was, he made, a sexual joke to me day one. I've talked about this. About you? What was the joke? Remind me. Oh, about the trash? Yeah. He called putting the trash bags

in the trash barrel, like putting on it. He said, it's almost like putting on a rubber. I wish mine was this big. Just kidding. I don't wish mine was this big. That's a trash can. Yeah, he said that he wished his cock was as big as the trash can. He'd be like that one guy who has the, why do they always have

the all of the sweatshirt? Yeah. The sweatshirted his pants? no you know the yeah the guy the giant balls no it doesn't have a giant balls but the guy who has the biggest penis or whatever and it's just like a bunch of gauze yeah goes all the way down to the ground

you see that guy we've yes we looked him up on the show before why did they do that picture of him is so funny it's awesome well they probably he probably has to put the gauze on it because of the blood flow I bet that it's my guess is that it's like shunt it you guys had a lays bag of chips in the last 10 years yes probably most of the most of Mostly packaging on this guy.

Yes, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Probably mostly some packaging. So you think his foreskin's really long and the meat on the inside is small. You guys know about shrinkflation. It's basically inshittification of food. I know about this and I've noticed it too. Yes.

I've experienced. What's going to be the next thing? I welcome it. I welcome it. I over eat. You over eat. Yeah. Well, don't you want more food then?

Yeah, constantly. Yeah. But now I'm spending more to overeat. Exactly. So it sounds like you don't like. It sounds like the welcome means you like something. No. No.

It means you at least accept it. No, I don't even accept it. Me neither. I've been sticking it to the grocery store. Really? I take an item off the shelf and I go. Fuck it. Fuck it.

I'll buy this. Looking at it. I won't be happy about it. Looking at it, looking at the employee and going, fuck this. Fuck this item of the price. But then putting it in your cart to confuse them. Yeah. I fucking hate these.

I get a cart and I put a little sign on it that says things I'd fucking hate. Things I don't want to fucking buy, but I have to. Dog shit. And then after I walk through the checkout aisle, I make a bit, I go like, oh shit. This was the wrong cart. Oh shit. I hate to buy all the cheap stuff. If you want to roast a grocery store, you walk up to the person working, say,

excuse me, do you guys have a bunch of overpriced bull crap? Oh, wait, sorry, I see it everywhere. That's good. Yeah, dude, try that and no Whole Foods. Yeah, that. There's a good troll. Or any... What's that shit called?

Sephora. Yeah. Metaglasses. Take note. You guys can use this one if you want. Go into the store and try and buy the shelf. Take all the food off it, then pull the shelf up to the checkout.

Yep. Put all the... Drag. Yeah, just a line scratching the linoleum. Put all the food off the shelf into your cart. Leave the cart there and then drag the shelf up. I'll just take the shelf because I'm crazy. And then they have to scan every price tag that's on the shelf.

Add that all up. And that's the price of the shelf. I mean, it seems. What are they going to do? What are they going to do, right? Like, they're just missing one shelf in the store. Who cares? Yeah, now it's all the stuff is a cart.

Yeah. It's got wheels. Now you can call it the bargain bin. Yeah. You're opening the place up, and now you have a bargain bin. Yeah. Well, then, yeah. Yeah.

Speaking of, what are we at? We're at 33? Okay. Let's do it. Because I have an idea. I think I have a New Year's prediction that I think fits in here. We're doing a New Year's prediction. The list.

The list of predictions. We're going to think of our predictions and then we will return to them in one year's time and see if they happened. Okay, here comes my first prediction. Well, Cameron is going to start doing handsports like Fushigi. I was going to predict that. No, Marker Fushig. And also that's called contact juggling.

Not hand sports. No, what the fun? Hand sports. No, dude, it's a trick. It's not a sport. Dude, what are you? Okay. Okay.

Wait, I think hand sports is going to be big this year. What's a hand sport? Hand sports includes contact juggling. Contact juggling. contact juggling. Contact juggling. Oh, that's good. Cornhole.

Hand sports. Hand sports is invented. The first prediction. Hand sports. There will be something called. Hand sports will be big this year. Cornhole. Fushigi, contact juggling.

Fucking handball. Every sport is a fucking hand sport. No, no, no, no. Except soccer. Where the hands are sexual. But that's even a hand sport for the. the goalie. Yeah.

So I'm saying. No, I'm saying, I'm saying these are, these are things that like, like football is a hand sport. They use their hands easily. There's,

like I'm thinking more like cornhole. Things like cornhole. Yeah, well, there's going to start taking it serious. There is a cornhole is in the same category as Fushiki. There's an obvious, there's an obvious answer to what a hand sport is.

And it's the, it's the paper football. Yes. And, and, and, uh, tech decks. Those are handsports.

Cornhole is not a hand sport. Yeah. Why is it extreme? Because of the extreme nature of the sport that it's, you would call skateboarding an extreme sport. I would not call skateboarding. I wouldn't even call it. Skorboarding, snowboarding,

I think I would call it. Or skiing. A loitering. Outdoor skiing. Yeah. Outdoor skiing. Like in the street. What?

You never seen them? Outdoor skiing in the street? People, yeah, they snowboarding. When it snows, cross-country skiing. They set up, no, they set up like they make a ramp out of the snow and then they do basically skateboarding with skis. I've never seen this. It's not called outdoor skiing. It's just called outdoor skiing.

I accidentally called it outdoor skiing because I couldn't think of the, I'm very tired. Okay, here's my other thing. I think of the word. My real prediction that I had is I think we were going to see a new non-standard grocery store layout. You know how you walk into the grocery store and it's always. produce and then meat at the back and then dairy and eggs at the other side and then bread and then aisles in the middle i think somebody's going to figure out a new way to lay out a grocery there's going to be the building 19 of grocery stores i think a new grocery store layout

is a good and it'll be a new chain also there's a new grocery store you know how aldi popped up and all this shit yeah yeah we'll get a new grocery store all these shit yeah it's here's my here's my prediction that i've been thinking of i believe that a famous actor is going to die on set. There's going to be a new onset death. Can you get can you give me a specific prediction of who that will be?

Jacob Alluredy. No, not Jacob Allerty. On the set of Wuthering Heights. He'll be scared of a You know, it's funny. I think that movie is probably they're off the set of that already. I mean, that's coming out in like a month. I didn't know that. I hope they're off the set. The marker has died. Maybe they're going to have to do a typing. Okay.

Typing list. Let me think here. I mean, it's hard. It's hard. because I'm just kind of getting a general sense Oh my God somebody is going to dress up like Art the Clown on the set of Terrifier 4

and it's going to be an actual serial killer That would be really creepy Yeah Oh a new serial killer is a good Is a good prediction Do we think that's Do we think that's likely to have

I mean that's I don't know Son of Sam You know I was thinking A meta-glasses killer Yeah Is coming Yeah but they would

They would be tapped into whatever Like They'd be too easy to catch They'd probably get one. They would be a mass shooter or a one killer. Yeah. Because if you're filming it on metaglasses, they've got to have all that metadata.

But you can jail break meta-meda-meda-data. You can't jail-break meta-glasses. But you can't. And that's my prediction this year. No, we can't. That's not a bad prediction. You've got to go bigger. You've got to go like new grocery store,

something like that, and sports. I think those are two really good openers. Maybe with the... Oh, I don't know about on set, and I'm sorry to say this, but I think Christopher Lloyds. we were losing this year. Interesting.

I think he's gone. Can you pull up? I think he's going to die. I think he's very old. I know that's why I think of it. You know what? Because he is the number one actor that I see in something and I go,

he's still around. I remember when they did the like, oh, he made the shoes real bullshit 10 years ago. I remember seeing that and being like, that it has to be the last thing he ever does. Yeah, he's still in movies.

And then he did nobody with Bobo. He's in nobody too. Yep. That's what I mean. He was in a movie last. Onset death, Christopher Lloyd dies off camera. Dick Van Dyke, I think it's his time as well. I think all the olds, there's going to be a lot of olds that die this year.

This is finally all the ones, we're going to have a massive year of Betty White's. Bill Brooks. Dick Van Dyke is 100. Let's get a prediction for a young guy, because Christopher Lloyd is also, is not fair. Who's the bloody bastard from the new Knives Out movie? Oh, Josh O'Connor. I think he might die. You think he's gone?

I think he's about to have a moment, too. He's in the new Spielberg. I think he's a universally at least liked actor. Nobody has a problem. You know, you think there's going to be another Yeltson? I think that I think Josh O'Coyner is right for a Yeltsin style. Barry Keegan is about to get snatched off this earth.

Yeah. In his waist, he's going to have a very skinny problem. He could have a skinny problem coming forward down the line for him. I will say Barry Keegan will do a body transformation role. That's good. That's my actual prediction. You know what? That's good.

It's going to be his haircut for when he plays Ringo. It could be a fatness and it could be a really super skinnyness. Oh, maybe Ringo's going this year. Maybe we lose a beetle this year. Lose a beetle? Yeah. Wow. We might lose a beetle.

Okay, Stone's fan. Dude. We might lose Keith Richards, actually. I think that there's going to be a new trend that sweeps the nation that's based on colorful outfits. Okay. So you think color. Colourfulness is going to come back. Extremely colorful outfits.

Extremely colorful. So back to, but it's not going to be like the jerking days. But it's not going to be like a fashion trend. Okay. It's going to be a joke, a meme, a joke, or some type of publicity thing. Colorful maxing. Something like that. Yeah. Color maxing is good.

It's going to be something that people don't normally, that aren't naturally coming to, but it's going to become a weird thing. Skinny jeans is coming back. That people have been saying that forever. Yeah. I don't like that prediction. Me neither. I just bought all these new pants.

What about live streaming? What about lying? Lying is going to go away. In this year. No. People are going to, people, this is the year that everybody finally flips the sociopaths switching their brain and everybody is just going to lie to each other all the time. I'd like to make a different prediction.

I think we will have one of the kindest years on record in the last 100 years. Okay. I think a new text-based social media network is going to thread the needle. Threads. Not threads. not any of the ones that came out of the X purchase. There will be a new type of thing.

It was to video. Yeah, a revolutionizing. There will be a new format of text-based things. And Patrick will find zero success on it. That's another part of my prediction. You think so? I think Patrick is not going to be built for this.

Wow. But Cameron will thrive. Wow. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, so new text-based social media threads and needle. I got a good one here.

I have a new, like, another kind of sphere, I think we're going to make some kind of shocking scientific discovery about the deep sea. Yes. I like that prediction. Because also this type of thing is happening all the time and nobody cares. There's going to be something actually big. There's going to be an actual scientific discovery that in some ways related to the deep ocean. Speaking of stuff that's actually big, there's going to be a new snack food that sweeps the nation. Wow. Like grips. Yes. A one year snack. I went to. It's like a trend like what was it last year? It was like Easter bowls.

What are Easter bowls? They're going to have a nerds gummy clusters level. Oh, yeah, yeah. Revolution. When I was in the Caribbean, the Caribbean, I went to the store and they had something called Skittles Giants. Okay. And they're just really big Skittles.

Sounds great. I'm thinking, though, like, what was a, like in food terms of food trends, right? Like every recipe, like last year, maybe three years ago, I'm thinking. thinking everything had go-to-jong in it miso brown butter yes that level that level of thing what's the next one green oil that kind of a thing yeah oh yeah um what's the next one of that and i'm thinking calabrian chili it's going to be it's going to be hot pbj hot peanut butter hot peanut butter with spicy oil i'm not mad at that it's gonna spicy peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter mixed with laogun ma no no no because lauganma chili it's gonna be really crisp is already one

You know what it has to be. We have to pick an ethnic food that's going to be that, like, that's going to influence everything else. The year of the Filipinos. Mong. Mong. What's their food like? I don't know. Me neither.

This year we're going to find out. Maybe African food. Maybe some type of African food. What do you call me? No, it's called foo fu-foo. Yeah, that's the instrument that you use to eat the food. you working for the New York Times this year from camera journalism. It's called Fufu, and it's taking over 2026.

Every year, though, every year, though, it's like Americans discovering some new Asian food. Yeah, yeah. So you think this year we're going to move away from the... I know, that's my, that's my, that's my, like, maybe a little out there, but Africa could be right for... Maybe this is the big year for the Nepalese. And maybe... It could be Nepalese. And everyone's going to be eating, like, momos or something.

Maybe momos are going to be big. I'm going to have Nepalese for. food later. Yeah. That sounds fucking amazing. I like that. I like that.

Now I'm just thinking about that food. Yes. Yeah, well and catmint do is really good. I think Fufu, I don't understand why Fufu hasn't broken into it. I don't know what it is. It's like a dough.

It's like a card that you eat that you like use to pick up. Is that, what is that? But I think Americans are. I think Americans are too. Some West African food. Americans are too fat and stupid to eat with their hands. But this,

What's what we're talking about is not for the fat, stupid Americans. These are for the cultured New York Times. You're going to see, you're going to see like a... The thing that people are going to push back against, like, what is the fuck that's a tip trend? This is a recipe trend. You're going to see like a Harissa hot honey chicken bowl with foo-foo on the side. Okay.

Wow. That's a good prediction. I like the sound of that. I also like the sound of that. Walk-in foo-foo. Speaking of that, Harissa is going to be the most popular girl's name. Oh, well, I could see that for sure. Clavicular.

That'll be the new girl's name. The new boy's name is... Because they will have data on that. Let's lock in a prediction for most popular boys and girls' names. Boy? Tyler. No. Tyler.

Interesting. Think of something more like trying to be like a special, you know, trying to break the mold. We have to agree on one. Oh my God. What about Montgomery? It's just not going to be the most popular. This year, the name Montgomery, because there's a reason I picked Tyler. Because it's spiritually part of the family of, I feel like, of like, Kyler and Braxton and all that stuff.

But it's normal enough that a bunch of people would do it. Here we go. Last year is Liam. This is 2024. Liam and Olivia. That's okay. This is from the Social Security Administration. Get ready for baby.

Okay, so they're not changing. Olivia and Noah. They've stayed the same for Olivia. So then let's just lock in these. No, no, no. because Liam was, Liam is, it was the most popular 24.

No, I think, it's because Oasis got back together. Yeah. So Lee, but Olivia, I think we can lock in, we can lock in Olivia

yeah. For the most popular girl's name. Yeah. And then for a boy's name, Olivier. Oliver. Yes. Oliver.

There we go. No, it's got to be. No, it needs to be a strange name. Oh, I predict, I predict that there will be like a biopic

about a band that you're going to be like, what the hell? But it's going to be good. What band? I think, we're moving like with the Springsteen with the Springsteen thing. Yeah, I think this year it's going to be the 90s bands because they did Springsteen last year. I think they did Bob Marley as well. Oh, when a Nirvana biopic? A Nirvana biopic. Who we casting?

Maybe, bro. Maybe they're going to do grunge bands like Pearl Jam. Austin Butler. Stone Temple Pilots would be a boring one. Allison Chains. Alston Chains would be cool. But a Nirvana one with Austin Butler as. That'd be so sick. Yeah. He dies his hair. Dude, I'm, I'm calling it now. It's going to be like Allison Chains. That would be really weird. Lane has an interesting story. What about? Also, the TikTok kids are obsessed with Allison Chains now. Lock in

on that. I think a major country that is not the U.S., China, or Russia is going to cease to be a country. Whoa. A failed state. Yes. I think something is going to change on the world stage. That's crazy.

A major country, though. A major one. Any guess? You're saying a genuinely A-tier country. A or B? A C-tier country, let's say. In Europe? That's a good question.

Yeah. You know, it'll be too... I feel like it's... To say South America is too colored by... Yeah, that's a layout. Venezuela. Perhaps.

Maybe Europe. If we got a European country... That would be pretty crazy. Write that one down, bug-borne illness. But yeah, there's going to be another one. Alpha-gal. Oh, Alpha-gal is going to have a lot of cases. That's my prediction, actually.

Alpha-gal, the meat allergen becomes a massive problem. Yes. Where people are afraid to go, it eliminates outdoorsmanship. Well, that might be too far. Yeah, no, because the outdoors guys love eating steak on hot coals. Caveman style. Yeah, Joe Rogan style. Caveman style.

Joe Rogan is going to. lean so far right this year that's going to be scary fast food shakeup okay shake that major fast food shakeup that has everybody being like what the hell what this is crazy why are they doing this turns out to be a marketing ploy burger king burger king has a suicide bomber as a mascot that's their yeah their new mascot is a suicide bomber that would be really and that's the shakeup the shake up the shake up is burger king has a suicide bomb maybe maybe they're going to do an IHob style situation at Burger King? I hobb was one of the most

bullshit. Didn't they already do that at Burger King or am I imagining that? Didn't they Oh Burger King had the women The women belong in the kitchen thing. I have a great one. Yeah. Also Burger King related. Okay. Burger King will release sequel video games to Sneak King. Oh,

the nostalgia. Yes. Oh my God. I think it's probably been. My guess is that those came out in 2006. Yes. And Scott the Woz will review them. Legacy sequel. Legacy sequel. Honey. I shrunk the kids. Oh. That's good.

Revealed. It probably won't come out. It'll probably start getting marketed. Sneak King. Look at the year. 2006. A 20-year remaster of sneak-in.

And it's going to be made by the same studio that made Lys of P. It's going to be an obsidian entertainment. Yeah. And it's good. Oh, yes. It's going to be a souls-like Burger King game.

Yeah. That's such a good idea. That's great. That is good. They already did it with fucking Pinocchio. You're telling me you couldn't do a Burger King one. I'm playing that game. Well, do they, do you think they're going to bring the king back this year?

Because that could be crazy. A lot of Burger King predictions. I think we need to move away from Burger King right now. It's where I'm following the fun. Oh, who's going to win the World Series? Who's going to be in the, who's going to be in the... I'm not doing sports. I'm not doing sports.

Sports is bullshit. Just kidding. It's awesome. The San Antonio Spurs will reach the finals and lose because of a Victor Wimbenyama injury. Who? Okay. Okay. My prediction for who wins the World Series?

I'm going to say, let's say, let's say the Louisiana permanent markers, which will be a new team. You just looked around the room. That's like, I did look around the room. You got a problem with it. Yeah. Say a real MLB team. No, listen to what I'm saying, because you're too eager to pounce on me. You're not listening to my prediction. Okay. All the teams will change their names to things that are in this room. Wow. Wow. That's a really big prediction. That's a big swing. And if I, if that's right, you guys owe me $100,000. Okay. We'll bet on that. I'm also going to guess we have And if I'm wrong, I'll pay you $100,000. Really?

Yeah. All right. I'll do that. Legally binding. The Panthers get to the Super Bowl, don't win. Okay. What? Oh, an Ice Age animal is returned, cloned.

Okay. Actually. Oh, no, no. We'll say, we'll say, because they tried it. They did the fake version of it. Yeah. I don't think it's going to happen, but they're going to figure out that it's possible. And it's going to be one of the worst animals in the whole Ice Age franchise.

The glypidodon. Yeah. I don't know what that is. That's a sloth. Oh, shit. It's a sloth. The ground sloth. Yeah, the giant ground sloth. I don't want those. They're scared. No, wait. No, no, no. It's not the ground sloth. It's the, the clip to Don is the armadillo. Uh-huh. Okay. I'm sorry. Who am I think, okay. Don't bring that the giant mosquito. Yeah. Yeah. What are the baseball teams? Basketball teams, hockey teams. What are the, what are the teams that everyone's going to be like? They're actually really good this year. This is such, why were we trying to predict this? Do any of us even watch these sports? Why are you? I only watch basketball, bro. Okay. Why are you sure? Why are you pushing? The spurs? The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Wait, the prediction is, wait, wait, say it again what this, what this prediction is.

There's going to be teams this year that it's like, oh, shit, they actually have a chance. The Spurs were going to be good this year. The Spurs beat OKC three games in a row. I think that steps will be made towards castrating mosquitoes on a large scale. Something's going to happen to the sphere as well. I get a job doing that. That's good. What's going to happen at the sphere?

One of the panels is going to break And fall Oh, one of the panels falls on somebody Yeah Like remember that video back in the day Or a couple years ago Where the K-pop band is performing And then the shit falls on the guy

And he looks like he gets smashed But he lives A non-lethal injury at the sphere Wow Well, that's almost too I feel like that must happen Every time they have a show But it's going to be on video

And it's going to be like Like a serious injury Like a thing where it's like Oh shit like The sphere is going to be revealed The sphere is not safe It's going to be revealed to be like being held up like a goddamn

Knottesbury Farm or something. A restaurant that we like, us three, no, is going to get a big Instagram real. No, a big Instagram real review and then become bombed

by people like that. Oh no. Yesterday I went to Brennan and Carr. Where's that? It's in fucking sheep's head bay is a roast beef place where they make the sandwich wet. Food was okay,

but it was a bunch of hipsties walking around. Because that's where I saw it too. I'm not going to fucking lie. I predict that I will My guess is super poyle also A sandwich tomorrow Okay

That's not gonna count That's all up to your decision making You can't predict that Don't write that one down I predict it, write it down Don't write it please Okay I'm gonna predict that

Polyester is going to become Something that people are like Really serious about not putting in clothes And polyamory Yeah And polyamory don't is gonna be It's gone It's gonna be illegally outlawed

Uh huh I think that I think that Donald Trump is going to The whole year he will be in perfect health

Okay I think that he will not He will not have a health scare No scares No sicknesses This is year two of Trump Whenever there's an absence From the public eye

Like with Biden It's going to be so short People are going to be so eager And he's going to be gone He's going to be gone for two days No one's going to see him for two days And people are going to start saying he died he's going to be back within two days.

Let's start getting political. Joe Biden's sickness worsens. Let's start getting political. Something weird is going to happen during the Zoran administration that makes everyone go like, oh, great. Okay. Great job, New York, voting this guy in. Okay.

A disappointment or a crazy? A crazy, but it's going to be something that's basically out of his control. Whoa. That people are going to use to blame him. and also everything he's going to do this year is going to be put under the microscope. Candice Owens. I predict.

Candice Owens will be switching to the Democratic Party. Really? Or one of those people. Yeah. We're going to have a reverse Dave Rubin. Yeah. Where somebody who is a right-wing influencer will say, actually, I am fucking with...

It's going to be the persistence. The long-haired pretty boy. Yes, it could be somebody like that. Not an age. Do you know that? You know that guy? Yeah. Scott something, the persistence, the guy that, like, straight up just looks like a...

Somebody's bag is going to shrivel up and they're going to move, they're going to swap. Tim Poole, maybe. I think there will be an assassination of a completely non-political figure. Yeah. Okay. Any guesses as to who? But a figure nonetheless. Yeah, someone famous.

So, like, a musician and actor or like... Oh, we haven't had a musician assassination in a while. Yeah, yeah. When was the last attempt? I don't know about it. Oh, wait, wait. No, somebody died. Who was the lady who died in like 2015 or something?

There was a pop star who got killed. I forget her name. She was kind of a... It's not Acacia Brindley. She was not a super high tier. No, she was in America's got talent. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

And she got killed. Oh, wow. I didn't even know about that. Exactly. I was turning a sad. Yeah, it was pretty sad. I don't want my prediction to happen. Yeah.

You already said it, so hopefully it happens just so you can win. Oh, my app is going to take off. What's your app? My app idea. Oh, he has a good app. idea. It's called, I don't remember what it's called. It's still in the development. You call it spoonful of sugar. Spoonful of sugar, but it could also be called Spoonful. Go Down. That's not good. It's pretty bad. That's really bad. Or maybe it's called good news, bad news.

Spoonful of sugar is my new app. This is, um, it uses like the Apple News API. And, uh, anytime that There's a story about, like, a mass shooting, an assassination attempt on a political figure. It gives you a pairing. A earthquake. It gives you a pairing recipe. Oh, a recipe? Yeah. It says that.

It says an assassination attempt has been made on Donald Trump's life. Plus, an amazing shepherd's pie recipe. A kick-ass enchiladas. Marry me enchiladas. Marry me enchiladas. This is my new app idea. I developed it over Christmas with my girlfriend. And I think that this is what, because people are going to be so desensitized to the news already.

Do you guys, it's good? Why not add food? Know of a dish called million dollar spaghetti? No. So apparently there's a dish called million dollar spaghetti. And I find this out because I get, uh, I get emails from Pinterest that I just can't figure out how to unsubscribe from or turn off because I had to use Pinterest for my, my old job. But they'll always just email me and be like, here's all the things on you. that are trending for you right now

and they keep emailing me about million dollar spaghetti. Do you think this is going to be big this year? It could be big but I just want to read this is I get basically this exact email. I screenshoted this notification but I get basically this exact email every single day and I can't get rid of it. Pinterest your vibe has arrived. Million

dollar spaghetti. Things every man. Things every man should own that are real epic. Million dollar spaghetti. Million dollar spaghetti. Goldie Han 77. That's the email. Wow. Well, this is This is the kind of stuff. And I've got multiple million dollar spaghetti email.

This is the kind of thing that will say, it'll say, it'll say that directly underneath. That's a really good one to have for your, uh, the whole also when you click open the notification, it starts out with the news story. And then it interspers. When I search million dollars spaghetti, this is how many emails. Oh my God. But it, the, the, the, in, in spoonful of sugar, uh, it, it, it, oh, you open up the thing and it says, like, the first couple paragraphs are like, uh, like, like, uh, like,

An assassination attempt has been made on Donald Trump's life. Then the second paragraph is like, this reminds me of the time when me and my husband. Oh, so it's like worked into the actual article. Worked into the recipe is worked into the article. Oh, that's good. And then the recipe is at the bottom. Oh, so it's like the story.

The article becomes the story at the beginning of a recipe. Yes. That's smart. The story at the beginning. Yeah. That's cool. So you get the news. Are you going to have somebody working around the clock to rewrite every news?

article that ever happens into the format. This is going to be, I hope, I'm hoping to get a lot of venture capital money. Okay. I'm hoping to get like, I don't, like, uh, yeah, maybe this is the year I become evil as well and I work. This is the year become evil. Maybe Peter Thiel fucking

dies. Really? Maybe somebody like that dies. Yeah. And they have a much, a very evil air. Yeah. Yeah. What, okay, wait, what, let's, I like your prediction that you're going to become evil. Personal predictions. Yes. For us. I'm either going to get way fatter or lose some weight

and become evil and work for venture capitalists. I think the quality of my life will change. Yes. I think so. I think I believe in that. I think honestly, not much will change for me this year. I think Caleb's going to have, like,

there's going to be a hormone shift in his body and all of his hair is going to come back. Oh, they're going to make a breakthrough. Right. A baldness break through. They're going to make a baldness, a new, a newest

bald genocide and it will begin it will begin in earnest just like fat genocide happened with those Empic yeah there will be

it will be it's going to reach the market you are going to start seeing those Empic is a good prediction people you know who are bald are going to be miraculously showing up with hair

and then like in that one is it in a body bags or creep show or something the body bags yeah that's going to happen what's that basically the hair will turn everyone evil

and start controlling them as aliens. That literally happens already with finasteride and noxidil. Yeah, that's true. Pete Davidson, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is a good one. Pete,

let's think of something for Pete Davidson. Oh, yeah. Pete's got to get the tattoos back. Oh, oh, maybe something, maybe something will happen with him and Jost's, uh,

Staten Island Ferry that they bought. What? Him and Jost bought us, the Staten Island Ferry and they were going to have like a, they bought the Staten Island Ferry? They bought a city, A fairy. Well, there's a bunch of them.

They bought a, a, uh, like a disused Staten Island Ferry and they were going to have like a casino and nightclub on the ferry. Maybe this year they go through with that. Joseph leaves S&L.

Whoa. Oh, SNL predictions. Let's get into it. Jack is going to be promoted to Lauren. Yes. They replaced Lorne with Jack. With Jack Ben Singer. How about, hmm, I only am thinking of it.

One of the, there would be, there would be a new cowbell level sketch this year. And I hope it's written by Jack. A cowboy level sketch? You mean one that's mid and only boomers and gen X like it? But there's going to be the, I guess that's Domingo now, huh? That's the Gen Z, the Gen Z cowbell.

Well, because they didn't do cowbell multiple times. That's true. I'm thinking of like, fucking restraint. I'm thinking of like who's like the biggest Will Ferrell. Growing up like a Will Ferrell style will have a dramatic role. He's going to go back to

Because he's been in hell of commercials right now and he, I think he's doing it for money right now and he's going to he's going to end up feeling dissatisfied. That's what I mean, but it's going to create, hey, no problem with doing it for money. But he's going to start feeling badly about himself. He put that down.

Will Ferrell starts feeling badly about himself? This is just an idea that I have I guess I had this last night and I'm just putting it out there, I guess. Christopher Guest style movie about an HOA. that's just an idea you have that's just an idea i have and if you steal that i'm putting it here on the episode now so that h away mockumentary yeah HOA mockumentary and there's like a whole yeah whole thing because i watched i watched waiting for a mockumentary and there's a whole thing

i watched i watched waiting for guffman last night you thought this would be great if it was about an HOA i was just thinking like what like like they did mascots and i'm thinking like oh okay if there were to be like there's no christopher guest style movies anymore i wish there were more what would they be about oh my god everything is kind of christmas they're going to be doing an HOA would be really funny there will be a social network style biopic

about the creation of Reddit and about the guy who killed himself because he sold it to a J-Store that is good or there will be a documentary about it called the J-Store Mafia whoa yeah chill out

and JPEG Mafia because you have too many good ideas JPEG Mafia directs a movie yes that's actually a pretty good guess that's a pretty good guess Or at least a short film That's short Let's go music video

There's going to be Short film slash movie This year is going to be The year of the short film Celebrity actors are going to be doing A lot more short films Because all of our attention spans Are shot

Oh short films are introduced Into the libraries Of one of the big streaming things It will be like a section I think they already have that But there will be way more Price is going to go up Oh, well, prices are going up.

Well, they went up one time in the past, like, several years. Okay. I think it's going to happen again this year. Friends reunion, where Matthew Perry, Matthew Perry's character Oh, my God,

they're going to Chandler's funeral. Yes. That's pretty good. No, and it's played on violence. That seems like, though, if they were going to make that, they would have made that like a month after he died. Yeah. It would be a weird thing to do this year.

Oh, fuck. Oh, man, I'm getting it. Oh, something weird with Erica Kirk, just write that down. Erica Kirk remarries. Yes. Erica Kirk remarries to Caleb. Dude, that's not fair because you can just go do that.

Yeah. It's like me making a same way. I guess I can't. Erica Kirk marries that guy, the persistence. I think his name is Scott Presler. J.D. Vance. Look up a picture of him.

J.D. Vance gets a divorce. Whoa. The first divorce in office. And it hamstrings his his presidential hoax. J.D. Vance hurts his hamstring. yes Patrick will find and forget about the persistence okay and bring him up

and ask to see him can you show them a picture of him because he looks interesting he just he just did it again no no no all right I'll look him up he doesn't look that interesting he looks very interesting I wouldn't say which guy is this Scott Presler the persistence he's shown us this guy million times is this the guy with long hair

yeah yeah so this is the guy that I actually showed you guys Okay, see, and he brings it up all the time. It's mind blown so much by me. It's definitely on one of these episodes, too. Okay. That I was describing this guy. I'll concede to it, but Erica Kirk's going to marry him. Yeah.

He looks cool. I just don't even know his name, but I do like that guy. Scott Pressler, bro. He looks fucking cool. That picture of him with the really tight jeans and the boots over it, and he's standing next to the senator, like, yeah. It's so awesome, dude.

It's so awesome. What other things? What are, okay. We got to start saying amazingly, like, we need to start throwing like 1,000 mile per hour fastballs right now. Okay. There will be a 1,000 mile per hour fastball. Yeah. Henry Row and Dartner style situation, a college student, a college age kid is going to have an amazing baseball arm.

A college age kid is going to have an amazing year. Oh, I have an actual one. Kalshi will be outlawed. Really? No, no, I think it's going to get worse. Health issue with Kalshi. I think it's going to be the exact opposite, all games. gambling in this country is going to get way worse.

All the polymarket type shit is going to get. Yeah, probably not until 2020. There will be the first Colchie suicide. I think that's definitely the first. Yeah. Okay. Well, there will be a Colchie study of suicides. Okay.

They're going to get some really bad press. Yeah. Colchie's going to get terrible press this year. And I think that they could be outlawed by, I think it will be outlawting like California and stuff. Huge lawsuit. In these liberal countries. Huge lawsuit against a big box retailer.

okay like Walmart target something like this that uncovers some kind of like shocking secret about either a CEO or a member

of the executive board some kind of like non-business like you know how they were like somebody who had like had a slave or something okay somebody will be exposed

for a slave yeah yes you know what yeah let's let's boil it down to that a CEO a member a CEO of some big company will be exposed for having a slave for owning a human being

yeah they are going to bring back a soda from the 90s. That's good. They already did that with Crystal Pepsi a couple years ago, but... Or the early... Vault will come back this year. That's good. That's really good. I think that a celebrity will be canceled for animal cruelty. Cool.

That's a good prediction. Yeah, it's going to be like an Army Hammer type thing. It's going to be like Morgan Wallen or somebody. Yeah. Somebody's going to have a really sick dog. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.

Or an exotic animal, maybe. The Stranger Things, kids, one of them will have a very good dramatic role, and I hope it's Gaten. Me too. The next Pokemon games will be called Pokemon Light and Shadow. That's good. And there's going to be a Pokemon named Splagoon. There's going to be one named that. And there's going to be one named Dwillie.

Dwilli. People are going to start saying... No, you give you give one. Twilly? Twillie? Sycamore. Sycamore is not good. No, but it'll be spelled different.

Okay. And there's going to be a scooter, a scooter Pokemon. Oh, uh, something, though, the, the, the bird scooters are going to come back. Yes. What about means, like six and come back? Okay. That was kind of my idea with color maxing. Okay.

Yeah. Color maxing. What other maxing? Uh, fart maxing. Oh, there you have that. Beetle maxing. And the people are going to be eating beetles? Oh.

Barbecue beetle maxing. Something about, like, creating calluses on your body as armor. There is a guy who does that. The dog spray guy? He does sprays dog medicine on his hands to harden them. And he can strike matches on his hands. And for some reason now, he can control aluminum balls. Control them?

Telekinesis. Somebody, a documented telecinesis case? Yes. That's going to be a thing, though. people practicing telekinesis. Okay. Fuck, dude. Oh.

Fucking God. Vine. The needle is going to swing back towards oversharing. Right now everyone wants to be mysterious and Sigma, but it's going to swing back to telling everybody every detail about your life. Okay. Uh-huh. Okay.

What is one thing that we're like, fuck, no, this can't come back, but it will? Silly bans. Bedtime. Webkins. Silly bands is pretty good. A Webkin style video game. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, maybe toys to life will make a big comeback this year because of Skylanders. Like the kids who are like getting like kids are all brainwashed into buying Pokemon cards now. Uh-huh. Into like buying like the TCG packs and opening them to get like a rare thing. For gambling. Uh, yeah. I think there's going to be that.

But for like toys to. life like amebo style shit oh okay that's pretty good um the the first fully a i generated movie will play in theaters yes you think so yes maybe i'll say that the visuals are fully a i generated maybe the they have actors doing all the dialogue there will be some kind of a i sexual bot that you can fuck yeah that's going to be that's going to be big this Let's get a last round. Let's, let's, let's, one last round. As, as, as, as, let's go over, over the top.

Okay. Most ostentatious. All right. Most ostentatious. I'm going to say there will be video evidence of an angel. That's really good. I think that a meteor will hit, will impact the Asian continent. I think that the Epstein files, there's going to be something with the Epstein files involving

characters from movies. that we love. There will be... I can see that happening. That's a good one. Okay. Then it's going to come out that like a famous character from a movie is actually based on Jeffrey Epstein or something.

It's going to be like the screenwriter, new him. Yeah. Yeah. Like somebody in the Austin Powers franchise, which four will be announced this year. That's a good thing. I have one more thing. One last one just because it came to mind. There will be something will happen with a celebrity and then an old

interview will be posted everywhere and it'll be like the once you know this about the celebrity this interview becomes chilling. Yes. It'll be like the Chadwick-Bosman thing when he said is I'm dead. It'll be like that. And there will also be the same celebrity

will have said something on the Simpsons. Black I.P.'s reunion. Black-I. That's good. Apple D. Applediapp. Yep. Apple D. Applediafellate solo project. GameCube. Okay. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. That's a final thing. Okay. So those are our predictions for this year.

That's a big, your prediction. A big, big list. If you want, you can call in and leave your predictions in the voicemail. Really nice to try on Renaissance. No, don't do that. Don't do that, actually. Because we're not going to listen to them. Yeah.

I don't know why you. Well, but you could. I mean, you can listen to them next year. Yeah. You can text it to us, but we're not going to read them on the show. There's no reason for you to do that. Yeah. But we could do it, but you could do it if you want to.

Either everyone lies or everyone is going. Okay, let's read through the list again. Okay, let's start from the beginning. Handsports will be big. Contact juggling. Hornhole, Fushigi, things that you do for fun. Tech decks are extreme handsport. New non-standard grocery store layout and a new chain.

I think that's great. Famous actor on set death. Christopher Lloyd dies off camera. Dick Van Dyke also goes all the old ones. Barry Keegan, body transformation role. We might lose a beetle or a Richards. New Extremely colorfulness trend, color maxing. Skinny jeans is coming

back. Either everyone lies or everyone is kind. A new text-based social media threads the needle. No for Pat. Cam thrives. Shocking deep sea discovery. New snack food that sweeps the nation spicy peanut butter and foo. Spicy peanut butter and actually I'm thinking about it in a jar

makes perfect sense. I think it actually will happen. The year of the Filipinos or African or Nepalese food. Add food to that. Please. So in the future we know what we may. Yeah. The most popular names, Olivia and put Montgomery okay all right we'll go with Montgomery

Monty biopic about a band that you're going to be like what the hell but it'll be good 90s bands Allison Chains Austin Butler as Nirvana also add maybe the cure a new major country will go away and it'll either be

A or B tier burborne illness bug born illness it's supposed to be alpha gal meat allergen becomes a massive problem Burger suicide bomber a marketing shake up Or just a sequel to the game's old, old games, souls alike.

Legacy, honey, I shrunk the kid's sequel. Spurs make it to the finals and Wembe dies. He could die as a blood clot issue. The Louisiana permanent markers win the world's series. All the teams chase their names to things in this room. Add to that if that doesn't happen, Cameron owes us a thousand or 100K. If it does happen, we owe Cameron 100K. Panthers Super Bowl don't win.

Ice Age Animal Returns. They find out it's possible, but don't do it. One of the teams that people go, actually, they're pretty good this year. No idea where this went. Casterating mosquitoes. Sphere panel falls on someone, non-lethal on video. A restaurant we like will get a big IG reel review and become bombed. Cameron will have a sandwich tomorrow.

Polyester will be hated. Polyamory will be illegal. Donald Trump will be in perfect health. No scares, no sicknesses. Absences will be so short. Joe Biden's sickness words. Something weird will happen with Zohron. out of his control and blame him.

Candice Owens becomes a Democrat or one of the right-wing influencers like the persistence. Assassination of a famous musician. My app is going to take off, spoonful of sugar, go down, good news, bad news, Apple News API to send out news notifications

and pairs it with a recipe. He will forget this before February. Not true. Pat becomes evil. Peter Thiel dies and leaves an evil air. Pat becomes way fatter or loses some weight. Cam's life will change. Caleb's hair will come back.

Baldness, breakthrough, and bald genocide will begin. again. Joe Sleaves S&L. Jack Binsinger will turn into Lorne Michaels. New Cowbell

level sketch. Will Ferrell will go back to dramatic roles parentheses starts feeling badly about himself. HOA

mockumentary and there's a whole thing. Documentary about Reddit, the J-Store Mafia. JPEG Mafia directs a short film

or movie. Year of the short film. Prices is going up. Friends reunion, Chandler's funeral. Erica Kirk Marries the Persist Patrick will finally

forget about the persistence and bring him up and ask to see a pick of him. 1,000 miles per hour fastball. Call she outlawed. Gambling will get worse. Huge lawsuit that

uncovers a shocking secret from a CEO a cold play concert video like I can't see the rest of it. A soda comes back. Celebrity canceled. Or a slave.

That's good. Celebrity canceled for animal cruelty on the level of Morgan Wallen. Promoke Pokemon light and shadow with Pokemon names Splegoon, dwilly, sycamore and a scooter

Pokemon. Bird scooters will come back. People will practice telekinesis. Overshering will be cool. Toys to Life Market Boom. Fully AI visual movie released. AI sexual bot that you can fuck.

Video evidence of an angel. Meteor will impact Asia. Epstein Files will involve a famous movie character that we love. Austin Powers 4 announced. Old interview with chilling effects will be on Earth and they said something in the Simpsons. Blackhead Peace. And GameCube Renaissance. All right.

I'm pretty happy with that. These are amazing predictions. We're going to get five. We're going to get a good amount of these. I think some of these have some real possibilities. So we're going to send that. Schedule that email for January 1st, 2027. One more.

A new tweet will hit the lexicon of the world, i.e. milkshake duck, bean dad, things of this nature. That happens like five times a month. You're guessing that a meme is going to happen. No, no, no, no. One more thing, and it's that a meme is going to happen. Wait a minute, guys. Send it, January 1st, 2027. We'll see that again.

We'll go through. We'll score it up. The U.S. is overhauling its childhood vaccine schedule. Thank you, guys. my grandpa had two months ago massive stroke yeah you go home yeah but i go home for christmas oh yeah yeah yeah and he is like he he did he skipped every physical therapy appointment what you said he said did he did he said did he said did he said did he said did he said did he he said did he skipped he did not do the did he skip to me when i was my grandpa thank god

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