Podcast About List - Ep. 371 - The Experiencers Have Set Us On A Path On Which We Will Discover THE Truth of The World

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

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All right, let's start from right here. So. Well, well, well, well. If it isn't us back, if it isn't us back on the show. That's even better way to start the... Betting. If it isn't us, well, well, well, too much. Yeah, yet again.

What does that mean? Betting on your own success? Taking a big swing and thinking that you're going to... I mean, it's a big swing to do with the episode of a podcast. It's a big swing for us to not just, you know, hang up. the headphones and just fucking we could end it all can I tell you something right off the bat

I like your sweater thanks man he's new he's been wearing this a lot recently and I've noticed it and I haven't complimented it yet I beat you to it I've gotten a lot of compliments on the sweater yeah I've been wearing it for about three or four days I think yeah I'm realizing now you have such a cable knit vibe I think I never realized that before either

and I think it really hit me when I put this on that this is what I meant to be doing I think you're meant to from the from the supposed to wear my bad clothes. I would say October to March, you should be cable-knit. Most likely. Maybe you can get a white one too. It's going to get dirty, man.

The white ones always get dirty. Whenever you find them at the thrift store, they always have like an inexplicable stain. I'm not some pack rat that's going to run around in infested clothes just to save a couple cents. No, I mean, I'm spending big bucks. I'm going to get a fucking sweater at Zara. I don't need any.

used clothes. I don't wear used clothes. I'm too old for that. Let me get the stuff with the microplastics. Can I say when you find clothes at a thrift store, it's used clothes. Yeah. Like when I'm not using this, I'm wearing this. But the stuff you find in a thrift store, that's used.

This was served as a, this was used to sop or mop something. It's served for something. Or a dead person. Like in the army. This is a, this is a got bone dust on it. Dead people are the only clothes that are good. to buy. Because dead people, that's how I go into every thrift

stores. I say, these are all from dead people. They're not from weird people who wind up a stain with their shirt. Somebody wiped up and stopped and mocked. The stuff that I pick, I'm like, this is from someone that died. Because I don't even care whether or not they

wash, they wash the clothes at a thrift store. Like, I don't care. Or if they go like test it for anything. Buddy, you better start. Because truly, because it's 10,000 times worse the like psychic detritus that's attached. to every article of clothing.

Yeah, man. People have, especially somebody dying and it's their clothes. You don't rethink that maybe a little bit of their arm is just chilling on there, a little bit of their arms. And that's, when you're supposed to have some of that.

When you find, yes, yes, yes. When you find an old t-shirt in the thrift store, you're putting it on and you're imperceptibly for the rest of your life feeling a little bit worse because you don't realize that you've just gotten a poltergeist attached to you

because the person who used to own that shirt wore it when they got out of the shower and they whinny the pooed their way into the living room and their mom saw their penis by accident. Yes, yes, yes. And that's the type of thing you can't test for, you can't wash off. There's no test for that.

But it's in your spinal cord forever. Yeah. If you're putting that shirt on. If you're buying that shirt, you're making a pact. That's a deal. I disagree. With a being.

Exactly. I'm making deals. I'm buying these shirts for $1, $2. That's what you're selling your soul for, bro. The discount is so... Fuck my soul. It's not real. That's all built into the price.

Ask Penn Gillette about my soul, bro. That's why it's so discounted. Fuck that shit. Ask Pend Gillette about my soul. He'll tell you it's non-existent. He'll say, Shut the fuck up. Remember that video?

Satan said he was going to give me $100 trillion. All I had to do is kill my entire family and rape my dog. I say, no, no. Sure. Satan's a low price to pay. I'd say, I see past your ruse.

I see past your ruse. I know you don't exist. Penn Gillette taught me. It's all a magic trick. Pend Gillette pops up over your shoulder and he goes, and then Lucifer just goes into dust. That's the magic.

That's the magic of atheism, bro. Yeah, that is. Magic style atheism. But imagine the terrifying scenario where Pendelet shows up and God is speaking to you and Pendelet goes, and God goes away. And then the devil, he is not affected

and he becomes extra strength because there's no God to oppose him. He's also using satanic magic. Do you think literally the reason why he's fooling penjolet is an atheist is because he was doing fucking magic tricks and he was like well I think that's exactly why

but also when you're a kid and you grow up like in some kind of shin lamb then who's shin lamb then actually I think he's from his show well the thing is that when you're a kid and you grow up in some kind of like

Christian Catholicism some kind of thing you think all magic happens because of a godly thing and then to find out that there's one of the biggest magician is an atheist It's also to Penn Jillette, I mean, it's like It's too on the nose to write

Like magic literally is It's miracles. Yeah. And it's like people walking on water And turning different liquids into different stuff. And he literally just read He read a book that was like, here's how you do all that stuff. And he was like, oh.

Yeah. Oh yeah. He went the easy way. It's possible to mess around with. David Blaine does magic the hard way. Yeah. Which is that he hires a team. He has a team.

He actually caught... He's a really big team. What are you getting at? He, dude, it's all smoke and mirrors. Just like religion. He doesn't do smoke and mirrors. How would you use smoke and mirrors to walk on water? He shot a bullet into his own mouth, you fucking idiot.

Special flotational shoes, sure. Wait a minute. Like smoke and mirrors? You don't see how smoke and mirrors would work to walk on water? Explain it. Well, I'm not the magician here, am I? Okay, so you really sounded like you were putting forward something exciting. No, you put the mirrors on the, on...

One level. Under the surface of the water and you put a bunch of smoke on it. But then you would see smoke on the water. That's where it comes from. Don't play that in a guitar, Hero Center. No, they don't like that. Or stairway. What's up with that?

I don't know. Why can't you play smoke on the water in a stairway? Exactly. Reverb. It's the reverb. The reverb makes it too loud. Too loud. Yeah.

Reverb would make it way, way too loud. Guitar center is so fucking whack for that shit. That is the wacky shit. They're whack for everything, though. That's true. They're whack for trapping, patchwork. Sweetwater. Sweetwater hit us up.

Actually, you do hit me up. You have an amazing representative who calls me every... Fuck, sweetwater. Leave me the fuck alone. I bought one fucking audio cable in high school. Ten years ago, you're calling me. You're calling me. Get the fuck out of my phone.

I am still... I will still get a call. I will still get a call because I bought a base off of there, based in an amp. I will still get a call about that every, like, a couple of years. Dude, and when they send you your stuff in the mail, they include candy with it. See, this is the most amazing thing ever, right.

Fuck them. Fuck them, bro. They're overstepping the boundaries. Are you fucking crazy candy? Candy? They earned that boundary step. I guess the theme of today's episode is great. It deals with the devil because here's what you get.

You get candy. In return, you get a phone call every month of your life that says, hey, man, just wondering, how's it going with those ox cables? You're having fun with those things, man? Are you telling me right now live on here that you guys answer the phone? You get a voicemail. I would never see Zoom. Terrified humor.

No, because it's always a fucking tax collector or some shit. If it is a number that I don't know, I'm not answering. What are they?

I've never, if they really need to get to me, they'll leave me a voicemail. Yeah. But they almost never do. They never leave a voicemail. I have a credit card

that would be so easy to pay off. I think I owe like $400 on it and it's maxed out from college. And I just am never going to pay it. You're missing out on opportunities. You have no idea.

Like what? What kind of opportunities? Dude, just last, week, I went to the beach with a stranger who called me on the phone. I don't believe you. I don't believe that for a second. I tell you, man, that's the type of thing you're missing out on.

I said, hello? How that phone call happened? I said, hello? They said, yeah, are you the homeowner, sir? I said, no, I don't know home. Are you a telemarker? He said, yeah, I am, but to tell you the truth, I'm sick of this whole biz. Whoa.

For real. Wow. Okay, well, you know, I, uh, I said, you know, I, you sound like a nice guy, you know, why would say you and me spend the day together. He said, are you sure, really? I said, well, I'm honestly not 100% sure. But if we can both at the same time, I count down from three, and we both say the same place, then we're going to go there.

Where'd you guys say? Yeah, what beach? Just the beach in general. Yeah, which beach did you guys decide on? We went to Florida together. Whoa. That's far. You just met on the phone.

Dude, it was fake. Where was he coming from? He was actually coming from India. How the white was difficult for him? Much further. I mean, I felt like, I was like, he was kind of like, do you want to meet in the middle? and I was kind of like, no. Not really.

How about Florida? Morocco. You got to come to Miami. Yeah, you're a guy coming all the way from India. We've got to show you Miami. Yeah, my wife didn't know. I told her I was in the hospital. Oh, yeah.

And that's been compounding in some ways or other. What was the disease? The disease was bites. Bites. Oh, yeah. That's easy. That's easy. Yeah.

Wites never really know what the bites come from. If you say something that doesn't make sense, it's confusing. That's true. So that is often a smoke screen that you can use to your advantage. Smoke to get. to Florida. I don't want to talk about it. What was this fellow's name? I'm just so distraught. His name, I actually never learned his name.

That is, I was, you realize it makes a story a hundred times more believable and powerful? Yeah. But can I say what I was going to say, which is that we made a documentary about it together. Wow. And the credits were not listed by name. I'm just listed as the podcaster and he's listed as the telemarketer. That's like one of those things. And that's why. That's why. I understand why telemarketer would come into the story because he called you while he was doing the telemarketing. Why were you listening as the podcaster? You're so much more.

Oh, that's what I do. I'm nothing more than that. I would say, I would say the solicity or something. Solicity. I'm a solicity. The man. He's the solicitor. You're a solicit. Yes. In this story. A more solicity than a podcaster in this setup. It wasn't about the setup. What did you tell him you had a podcast as soon as you fucking talk to him?

Of course. All right. That's what I tell everybody. You've got to stop bragging. You're bragging to this. You know what? It's a screener. It's a screener thing.

It's like that. You know, the, what's the ringback tone? Kind of like that. He has one of those. You've reached the podcast. You've reached Cameron Federer podcast.

A receptionist. We should hire a receptionist, bro. That'd be cool. But, you know, people are chomping at the bit to work for us for free.

We can set up a couple of desks, two or three desks over. We could fit, I mean, 30 people in here at all hours. Yeah. Let's run a sweatshop, actually. That'd be sick if we had a full functioning office. Dude, I don't know what people would do. I saw funny-ass impractical Joker's clip on that.

Basically, they were giving a house tour and Merv. Merv basically pretended that he had a sweatshop in his house. That's funny. It's pretty funny. It's pretty good. I'm being a whole... Been watching a lot of IJ. I'm being a lot of rewatch.

Me too. IJ and K-P. K-P. KP on the YouTube shorts Those are my top two K and P that's one that I'm stopping for every fucking time

Even if I've seen it before I'm still watching it Almost every time I gotta get back into the Key and Peele I'm seeing it on the shorts But I've been seeing I've been rewatching the

Bring them back dude You know Key and Peele I feel like had also this arc Where when the clips Were first going crazy They were going fucking crazy Yeah And then they became oversaturator

And I think there was a stretch of time When it was like Oh yeah here I'm in the I'm at like like work and my co-worker showing me key and peel. Yeah, and then now it's the, we've moved past. I'm getting, all of that stuff is great again.

I'm getting ones I've never seen before. Yeah, and they were really delving in. You know what I, you know, it was so funny about key and peel is that the clips, no, the clips were doing so good on YouTube.

I remember like watching one of them. It was, maybe it was like Continental Breakfast or like, also one of the, the funniest things ever. Uh, the fucking, Not meat riding, bro.

I'm not meat writing. Continental Breakfast is their funniest sketch. Stop glazing these stories. They had to make a video. It was so clear that Comedy Central made them make this. It was a video of them going like, you loved it on YouTube. Now watch it on TV.

Yeah. It's like our viewership is going down on TV. But our viewers on here are going up. They did a sketch with Freddie Wong. Yeah. Really? It was a great one. Yeah, it's a great one.

Which one is that? Zombie. No. That's the one where they're in a standoff. Yes, I know the one. Yeah, that's what I thought. The zombie one's good, though, when he's being the bad zombie extra. Oh, yeah.

Come on. I'm thinking of a different one. Well, that's one we're thinking of multiple zombies. Multiple zombies sketches. And then he's playing the extra on the zombie thing. Yeah, and then Key is trying to get peal kicked out. Yeah. Yeah.

It's pretty funny. I'm thinking of the one where it's the zombie. Or no, it's not zombies. It's aliens. My bad. Dude, you really can't tell the difference for a zombie and a fucking animal. Yeah. You should do a Key and Peel ranking someday.

Rank every sketch. Every single sketch. I would do that. That would be fun. I would love to watch all of them. I haven't watched anything except for the shorts and so long. And I bet, you know what?

I bet they'd do. What? This terrifies me to even utter this. I bet they are cutting parts of the sketch just to put it on fucking YouTube. I bet they are. So I bet I'm getting for the first twist. Yeah. But I bet I'm not getting the second or third.

And you know what? You know, it's even more terrifying. What? Jordan's movies? What's that? Jordan Peel's movies. Oh, Jordan Peel. Yeah.

See, he's one of those guys that you can't say You gotta say the first and last name. You can just say Peel like in the name of the show. Yeah, I could say Peel, but I feel like Jordan is. He's actually one, I mean. Peel's when he's funny. Jordan's when he's scary. Jordan.

I've grown up. I'm Jordan now. I'm Jordan. My name is now. I don't want to be I don't want to be Peel anymore. I want to be Jordan. I think enough time has passed since this

that I can say this but when I was working at an internship and I won't say where, but I had a psycho internship director and one day towards the end of the internship he took us into the conference room and this was at first it seemed like something that was supposed to be happening

but I think he went rogue. I don't think that this was planned at all by anybody. He started tearfully telling us a story about how he, um, adopted this young boy, uh, who had been deeply suicidal, uh, and wouldn't want it to just end his life. And he talked about, you know, adopting this young boy who was a dancer and, uh, um, just like, you know, becoming his father and all. And then part way through, somebody looked at it to the room was like, hey man, what? What are you doing in here?

Can you come here for a minute? And then he went, okay, one second, guys. I'll be right back. And then he turned on, you open the TV, and he went on YouTube, and he searched Key and Beale funniest sketches. And put it on. And left us all in the room with the play.

And then he never finished the story. I thought you were going to say he, like, like, he turned on the TV, and Jordan Peel was in a conference. just watching a web game. No, no, no. It was a really crazy moment. I mean, I get that impulse.

Yeah. To adopt a kid? No, no, fuck, no, not that. Do you know, like, do you know that feeling when you're innocent? Like, when one person is being crazy and you're with a bunch of other people who can all tell that someone's being crazy? Yeah. Can you imagine that moment being punctuated by like, okay, guys, here. Yeah.

Dude. I got substitute teacher. Literally. Like, in, in high school, my. English teacher just started like she told us the story. I was high on pottenews listening to that one. My English teacher in high school just

like told us this story about how like the time that she like had to put a dog down. And then like immediately after she was just she went like okay. And then she put on the fucking movie version of mice and men, the one with John

Malcovic. Just like a little you know like when you're in like special ed classes and they show you like part of a movie. Well, no, we don't know what it's like to be in special ed classes. Okay, well, I'm speaking just in general, but, like, you know, when you look in the special ed classes and they're watching a movie that you've never seen in your life? You're looking in the middle of the movie and then you leave in the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you stop seeing it, it doesn't exist anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. But they, they would show us just like chunks of the movie and then have us write compare and contrast essays. They showed you have mice and men in a special ed class? Yeah. Remedial English. Okay. Just a kind of poor taste.

Is remedial special ed? If you were in, you know what? I just made the connection that you made. Yeah. Well, that's why you were in the class, I would say. Poor. Yeah, I know. I can't know.

I just got there. Yeah. I didn't think about that. I just thought I was like, yeah. Watch that or not. Then we did scary movies. Yeah.

Yeah. We watched doofy. Yeah. Just the doofy parts. Just the compilates. Only dofy confessions. Yeah. Dude, I had to write so many.

compare and contrast essays about movies, the differences between movies and books. Really? Freshman year of high school, just like realizing midway through like, man, I should have tried a little bit more in middle school. I should have applied myself. It's cruel that middle school would set you up for any sort of life.

It decides what you're doing in high school and just like the real, like, What are you talking about? What are you talking? You have to test into stuff in high school or something? Well, they just put it on my sheet. Like the thing that was like, oh yeah, you're going to be in a, it was called, it wasn't called remedial because they knew.

Like when you got to high school? Like, like, eighth grade going into freshman year. That's crazy. Got to high school. Yeah. That does not happen at my school.

Well, they, they would like, like, pick APs like later on like your English teacher. The English teacher would like pick like your class based on your like aptitude. Like whatever like. your middle school teacher would pick your high school shit? She was like, I remember her specifically being like, I think that everyone in this class should do lit and comp because we would like pick the thing.

Like we got like a little sign-in sheet and they called it literature and composition so they wouldn't call it remedial English. But it was what it was. It was what it was. I knew when I got there and we had to read the Hunger Games. The Hunger Games. In high school?

Yeah. I didn't read, dude. I tested out of that after that year. Come on. You're genius. Dude, after that year, because I was like, fuck it. I'm like, you know, all I want to do is like smoke weed and drink and smoke cigarettes. And then like, like, I was 15.

I was like, I got to lock in. I can't do this shit anymore. You locked in at 15? Yeah. For how long? And then for until I got into college. So I got into community college. And then I transferred in.

I don't think I locked in until senior. year of college. Yeah. That's when I started locking in. And then I stopped again. I remember I would just have one. Yeah, because then it's like the diplomas right there. Yeah.

I mean, come on. I would have one class a year in college where I'd be like, okay, I care about this class. Even then, I'm not locking in. I mean, I wasn't exactly locked in. I got a B. But I locked the fuck in for like one month. Really? Yeah.

You were just doing it all? I was just fucking. I was just doing it all. I was complete. I was so good at college when I got. when I first transferred into Emerson, and then I decided to stop taking Adderall, and it was like so...

The decline was apparent. Yes, this happened to me as well. My first semester off of Adderall, I got like... On Adderall, I was like, bone thin. I'm like, you know, beer gut formed. I looked like Homer Simpson and just immediately academic probation.

Academic probation sounds so bad, but it really is. No, really, what it is is that you sleep through a Spanish class and then just decide to stop going and then just like I felt a film class I felt a film class one time in my first college and the film professor

he said that he was the first he'd been teaching the class for 15 years I was the first person who had ever failed the class yeah I failed a class too freshman year I failed Spanish Spanish is hard

that's a whole other language yeah I fucked up I didn't have a language credit going in I thought two years of German cut it yeah dude I was taking Latin in high school I don't think I took a language class in college.

I don't really remember. But you didn't have to because you took Latin. Maybe that's right. But also, now I can say this, man, because I was homeschooled, pretty much everything was a lie. Yeah. I didn't have any, I didn't know what. Well, you and Cameron are more well read than me. I didn't know how to do basic algebra when I got to college.

I had no idea what I was doing. I still don't know how to do that. Well, now you should do whatever you do to one side, do to the other side. Yeah, I didn't know. Just like war. I knew PIMD. Basically, my math, my math education stopped at Pimdos.

Yeah. That was basically the end of my math education. Mm-hmm. And then I got to college and I did. A phantom toll booth. I had to do one. Y'all never read the Phantom Toll booth. No.

Well, it's completely a non-secur. See, he's the smartest one here. No, that was just a book that, that's like a classic public school book, I think. And then there's a part where they go to a place where there's a math magician. And so I was just, that's like the extent. Oh, I thought that this was the hitcher. The math of magician.

That's pretty much it. I thought for a second, I was like, wait a minute. He's describing the hitcher right now. The movie The Hitcher with Ruger Hauer? Well, guess what? Guess what was another movie? You watched the Hitcher and? We read the Hitcher.

We read the Hitcher in eighth grade. It's based on a short story. Really? Yeah. I didn't know. I love that movie. The guy who keeps seeing the same hitchhiker. There's a Twilight Zone episode.

Probably a Twilight Zone episode. The Hitcher with Ruger Howard would be a crazy movie to watch in school. Yeah, I don't think I've seen that. That's a movie where Ruger Hauer stalks a guy who's driving across the country and tries to kill him. And Jennifer Jason Lee is in it. So I think that I maybe watched. Jennifer and Jason Lee. The Twilight Zone episode.

His son is named Pilot Inspector. Did you know that? Pilot Inspector Lee? That's cool. I was looking up weird names of celebrity kids. Dude, I was looking for a doctor and I found a guy named Max. Maxim creditor. That's good.

The creditor spelled a K. That's cool. Would you go to him? No, I didn't know. It's fucking scary. Was he a specialist or he was a general? I think he was general. I think he was a PCP.

Maxim creditor. Although the pit has got me thinking maybe it's time to go to med school every year. I think about that pretty often. Yeah, med school and law school are both things I kind of imagine doing. We're so late on it. I feel like we're late enough that like, I feel like we're late enough that like you get in there and people are like

hey buddy you know what I mean come on let me help you out like when you have a 50 year old in your college class class and everyone's like hey amazing amazing male nurse I could see I can see you

I can see you in scrubs and a metaphos female nurse too I hear that I know you hear it now let it in dude I just I can't deal with the blood

and stuff I think this is one of those things that like everybody harbors this kind of like delusional belief, but I do think I would make a really good lawyer. Really? I think I'd be a good lawyer. I'm really good at arguing. I can hold a lot of information in my head that doesn't matter like people's cases and lives. But are you good at arguing in the way that a lawyer is good at arguing? Are you good at arguing in a way where you feel like you? He could be a lawyer. I don't think I could be, I think I could do the job of a lawyer well. Maybe not. I think I'm good at arguing and

citing evidence. I think you know. lawyer. I think I could be a Saul Goodman lawyer. I could do that. A bad lawyer. Sure. A good bad lawyer. Okay.

And I'd be running the town dump and I would be in cahoots with you. You can, yeah, like Larry Harkin. Like Larry Harkin. Yeah, fuck it. You're a male nurse.

Like, I don't think I'm going to. What's the connection that we could? What could we all work on as a project? You're in deep, deep fucking trouble and I need to bail you out. Joe de Rosa better call Sal style. This is the next,

this is the next breaking bad spin-off show. A lawyer? A nurse? A town junk operator. A town junk operator. The dirt operator. What is that? You can't be behind heavy machinery. You can't drive the car. No, no, no. But I run the dump. I'm the old, the old-ish guy. I don't know why this just made me or my... You can crush cars, I think. Maybe. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I could do that. I just wanted to add a 2026 prediction that this is something I thought was going to happen like a year or two ago, but I just want to lock it. But I'm just going to predict this forever until it does happen. But Sal Volcano Dramatic Roll. Oh, please. He should have been in Marty, bro. Please. Could have been good at Marty. Just all I have to say is please.

He would be good at it as a crying guy. Put that out into the world. Yeah. That'd be really, really interesting to see. He'd be good as a man who lost his son. And the thing that got it into my head was Joe de Rosa. Yeah. That's why when I was first watching Better Call Saul and I was like, Joe de Rosa's in this,

they should get Sal Volcano and the next show. Who's the next besides Sal? Because I think that one's, honestly, it's pretty. That's a good one. pretty obvious to me that that would be good. It would be really good. He'd be in a Benny Movedy, not a Josh. Beny Movedy.

I'd see him in a Josh movie for sure. I think he could be Josh. I think he's got Josh level. He's definitely Josh level. Benny, Benny ain't quite like. Benny will take any old fucker off the fucking street. Wait, that's actually the appeal of their movies now that I think about it. Holy crap.

Because they put the Golden Voice Radio Homeless Man. Ted Williams. Who still smokes crack three times a day, he said. What? I saw it on an Instagram post. man. He said he still uses drugs multiple times a day. That's crazy. Yeah, man. Can't be doing that Ted Williams?

Well, sometimes people are just in the throes of addiction so hard. No, no, you can stop addiction at any time. Go tell him that. Obviously, he's never heard that. Ted Williams. I'm not an addict. Ted Williams, your golden voice has brought us many golden showers of happiness. Maybe it'll bring you a golden shower. Why not? What's wrong with a golden shower of

happiness? Is that what? Maybe it'll bring you a golden statue come March. Yeah. Oh, an Oscar for being in the movie for eight seconds. And if you don't get an Oscar, we'll give you a TED. Yes, you're getting a teddy. Teddy.

That's our new Oscars replacement. It's just going to go to you every year. If and only if you put down the fucking crack pipe. Stop smoking that crap. You weird guy. Stop smoking the crack. It's so amazing when people who use drugs are just... You know when you hear a guy who's really...

voice is so beautiful. You're like, God, what kind of crack must you have been smoking to come up with this voice? His voice is so smooth. God, he must be smoking. The dulcet tones of the- must be on fucking crack. The rich bass in his voice. Oh, my God. He does have a golden radio voice. Also, I forgot this element of that story until I researched this day. I remember he was fucking homeless, you moron. I don't remember. I remembered that on his sign, it says, I have a golden radio voice. It's not like... Well, like, how else you're going to do you think someone's pulling

over and being like, wait a second, you have a golden radio voice. The way I remembered it was that this guy had seen this homeless guy before and was like, oh, he has such a great voice. I'm going to record him while he says stuff. Yeah. But his sign says, I have a golden radio voice. I can, I used to work in radio. I

just his whole story. He knows what he got. Yeah. But you got to really say, he's telling his golden radio voice. You guys. He's telling his golden radio voice. You got to really pick where you're going to go hang out if you got to sign that long, very long sign. Yeah. Because on his side was small too. I remember the video. He's a small sign.

He's a thick Sharpie. Yeah. You can see he's doing the birthday card thing at the very end where everything, every letter's getting a little smaller. Oh, it's so embarrassing. Yeah. I mean, they didn't call him the golden radio writer. The golden marker user. Yeah, no.

He's a golden radio voice guy. I have a golden marker skills. I have a golden marker. I have golden marker skills. Please let me drop your. Not draw. He can't draw. He's not an artist. Let me write a big birthday card for you. Let me write it. Let me write your next.

You know it would be good as a homeless guy. Let me write your next defense sign. If you wanted to get a, if you wanted to be a homeless guy, well, that doesn't happen that much. But if you were, well, yes. Okay. If you were going to be a homeless guy and you had to have one skill that would translate really well to that exact thing, I think it's the thing where you can make any word be the same upside down. That's cool. Ambigram.

Ambigram. That's what it's called. Yes. That's what it's called. Ambigram. Write that upside down. Let's see what that looks like. I have a golden

ambigram ability. Try it right now. Do we have a golden marker? That would suck though. You'd have to explain now. We don't have a golden marker. I would say if you write, I have a golden ambigram ability

and only I feel like half the population knows what that means. I have a schizophrenic guy on the side of the road. I have a golden ambiturability. And then he goes, same size. I have a golden ambigram ability.

That would. would be crazy if he spun the sign over it. He spins the sign. It's the same. But then you're like, well, what is what does an ambigram mean? Well, that explains it exactly. If you wrote the whole thing as an ambigram and then you put it upside out. No, what you got to do is you have like a drill that's spinning it constantly. Nobody could read that. It's too fast.

Yeah, it's a good point. But if you could, though, you'd have to admit that that was a truly golden. You have to have a very under. Can you live in this world I'm inventing? Okay. All right. You're in the world I'm invented. There's a drill that can spin and it makes perfect.

Ambigrams. What you're missing out on here is it's not in the, it's not in the eyes of the perceiver. This person is so good. He has the golden ambigram ability. He's so good at it that when you do spin it that fast, it is legible. So now you're in this world. He's golden markers skills. It's golden markers skills.

It falls under the umbrella of golden. You're right. You're right about it. But it is an ambigrams. It's only the ambigrams. Well, Ambigrams is like a subclass of marker skills that are using a marker to ride. That's true. Okay.

Well, this is his skill. He's put all of it into the skill tree. Yeah. Everything's an ambigram. Everything's an ambigrams. On his marker tree. You know what's my favorite kind of art? When somebody uses like a spray can and a bunch of crap to make it look like the moon is behind a city?

My art teacher in high school crashed out about that. Really? What do you say? She said that it's basically bullshit and I could teach you how to do that in 15 minutes. They're wrong. They're wrong. These guys are amazing artists. She was no nonsense.

I hate when a teacher's no nonsense. Especially an art teacher. She liked to have fun. But it doesn't sound like it. She just learned. She knew how to critique the world. She was no nonsense, but she didn't consider fun to be nonsense. Yeah.

Fun was the most important thing. Fun is making some of the most sense. By the way, if you're real artist, you take this stick out of your ass and draw something. Yeah, draw with your shit. Yeah. That's what real artists do. That is. That is.

They draw with their shit. They put pee on stuff. They starve themselves. That's my kind of art. They got their ears and into a lady that's their stocking. Yeah. That, uh, the Asian guy that was like, I'm going to be handcuffed to somebody

for my whole life or whatever. That's the kind of shit that I... That's art. It is. To me, art is paintings and poems. Oh, not poems. You're simple. I'm not simple.

I'm not simple. I enjoy simple pleasures like paintings of poems. There's nothing simple about enjoying a poem. That's a whole ordeal now. No, no, no. Ordeal is right. I feel I'm attacked. When I open a poem,

Mm-hmm. No, I got to buy into this. shit. It's like a flash of what I do like. You know what I do like is when they curl the words. See, that's what I'm saying. When the poem is like, uh, per per meow meow, lapping my milk. What am I?

What am I? Yeah. It's in the shape of a cat. I go, yeah, that's that I like. Acrostics. That's not acrastics. No, I'm just saying, I'm big. I'm saying I'm big.

Cross. Cross. Cross. The cross are good, though. Yeah. Concrete poems are good, too. Yeah. Got about concrete.

poems. I haven't seen a lot of them. That's when it's in the shape of the thing. Oh, that's what a concrete poem is. Acrostic poems, though. These are great. These are great. Missed out on in school. I guess so. Yeah. We were learned about we did, we did weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of concrete poems. See, I was just left with a 48 color palette and an easel. Yeah. That was your art class.

Yeah. I was just made to do my own art all day and become an amazing artist. And then at some point I decided that it was better to just not really engage with that world. Sure. Just not. Or toxic. Well, that's the difference between us public school kids and you. Yeah. There's a lot of differences, I would say. Yeah.

Some of us, what's the word? Are awesome. Yeah. Yeah, there's that public school education going to work. Can't remember the word awesome. I was a child left behind. They stopped that in 2004. Yeah, but I was grandfathered in.

Hey, buddy, you were a child left behind. I'm a child right behind. Watch out. Scary kid. I'm right behind you. Yeah, that is a scary thing. Do we want to do our thing? Yeah, let's do our fucking thing.

This, let's do our... Oh, I found a marker. This week. We have something very special for you guys. It's the beginning of the year. And what's another prediction, I would say, is that we were going to see a massive increase, a spike in UAPs.

Yes, and HIs. Have you learned about these? Oh, yeah. And do you know about EC5? I learned a little bit about it. That's basically what I'm talking about. I lost the marker halfway through. I tried to make an ambigram.

How was that going to work? I didn't. You just wrote ambigram. Yeah, but then I was going to make it look like it was upside down the same way. Yeah, that's where an ampigrant is. I ran out of the ink. Oh, I am. Yeah.

I was show, you can, it's clear. Understood. Understood. Clear as day. You can see where I ran out of ink. I can see that you got worse and less as he went on. So we're going through some paranormal. phenomena, some paranormal activities that have been going on.

Did you go on the same subreddit too? Yeah. Experiences. This is a subreddit called Experiences that I found. Love the name. It's for people who experience things that are of a strange. It feels a little bit like a spin-off of glitch in the Matrix. It kind of is, but it's like for a while I was going through it and I was like, I don't know if we, if this, if people are like joking or not.

But the further I've went into it, they're like 100% not joking. Yeah, it's pretty much all real. serious. And a lot of, it's mostly kids developing telekinesis, you know, when you think you do that as a kid. And then extremely mentally ill people. And then also some real, uh, experiences. Yeah. Explorers. That's mixed into. So we can maybe figure out as we go. Is the, um, is the dog medicine hands guy on here? No, that's not really an experience. Well, he's got telekinesis. You're thinking of experiments. No, no, no. He's got, uh, he can, he can move. aluminum foil with his

You're asking me if this guy is in this subreddit. How would I know if he goes on this subred? Would this be an experience? It's an anonymous website, Patrick. It's just Reddit. Well, couldn't he go on there and say, I'm moving aluminum foil balls with my hands?

It's like my dad asking me a question about Instagram. Is that guy that he saw the other day as he on there? He could be on there. He might be. I don't know. Look up dog medicine on experiencers. No, you should have done that. Yeah.

I had shit to dog medicine. Okay. My experience this morning. and I'm not sure if it's real. Okay, so this is just, I'm just going to read what, this is what Patrick had me search. Just to preface my experience,

I'm a 29-year-old gay man who is disabled. What was that? This is not the dog medicine guy. Why do you hit? I search dog medicine is the top result. This is not the hookup. You can see right here. It's right there.

What was what I said? He's the complete opposite. He's the complete opposite. He's the complete opposite of the dog medicine guy. Okay, gotcha. We were just laughing. at a guy who's gay and disabled. I'm fully dependent on nurses because I'm in a wheelchair

and I'm on a ventilator for breathing support. That's what you're laughing at? No. Why'd you make me click on this? Does he say dog medicine? He says static white orbs fly around in his eyes. Okay, that's not really... I'm not seeing anything about dog medicine, really.

I don't know why this came up. Or seeing is the... This guy's torment. Maybe someone in the comments, maybe someone in the comments was saying... Try dog medicine. Yeah, have you tried dog medicine? Hey, I saw you were gay and disabled.

Have you ever had dog medicine? It's supposed to knock them both out. Patrick Doran, 1997. Hey, buddy, couldn't help it read. You're seeing white orbs and you're gay and disabled. You know what helped me with that? Dog medicine. I'm no longer gay, disabled, or seeing white orbs.

Okay, so this is, we have, dragons are real. Okay. Once about 15 years ago, I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of flapping wings in my bedroom. I became aware of a baby dragon flying around my room. He circled around a few times and landed on my bedside table and made a cute squawk sound.

I could not literally see him with my physical eyes, but I knew he was there with my other eyes. He was less than a foot tall on the table. It's a small baby dragon. Very small. I was also aware that Mama Dragon was not far away. It seems that they live in the astral plane. And at the time, I was keenly aware of visitations from that realm. I was more active with OBEs back then.

I'm convinced that dragons are real now. OBEs is out-of-body experience. A common thing that I saw a lot on this subreddit is people talking about how you slip into other dimensions. Are you familiar with the Oz, the Oz effect, I think it's called? I don't know. The Oz effect is something they say a lot is the feeling that you've slipped into another reality. Oh, I get it like Oz. Yeah.

Like the show Oz. Like the show Oz. Yeah. Yeah. Because when I watched that show, I'm like, I'm so entranced. It's like I'm in prison. I want to do this stuff to guys. This twisted reality where J.K. Simmons is quite rude.

But people even confirm the dragons are real. Another thing I like, there's comments that say they also seen dragons. And this person said that a dragon glowed golden and healed their broken bone. There's a lot of healing stuff. But people also like to say, I didn't actually see it. Yeah. but I knew. I knew that what I was saying.

My other eyes is such a nice sentence. Yeah, a lot of what I got was just people seeing specific creatures. Yeah. So I'm just going to read a few of those. This one, okay, this is, has anyone seen David the Gnome with the red hat? I think I have. I had an experience as a child where I wake up and David the gnome with his red pointy hat, or what looked like David the gnome is staring right at me when I wake

up. He is shocked that I woke up at first and then gets a really angry, evil look on his face. I can't remember if he either ran out of the room or hits me with something to make me go back to sleep. After that, I run to my mom crying and she reassures me it was just a dream. Fast forward, 15 years later, and I witness a UFO flying in the sky. I had zero interest in UFOology, but what I saw was undeniable and one of the most grand, awe-inspiring experiences that I feel privileged and lucky to have witnessed. No one else saw it, even though it was around six to seven p.m. in the middle of a busy shopping plaza. And when my friends finally came out of the blockbuster,

I told my friends about it, they were disinterested. I tried for several minutes to get them to realize what I saw. And then I realized I didn't have any proof and they didn't really care. I stopped talking about it and kept it to myself. I didn't see nuts and bolts. I saw a light zipping around the sky, which I wrote about in the past on UFO sub. Fast forward another 15 years,

and the NY Times article comes out. And I'm on the internet going down the rabbit hole, gobbling up any piece of info I can find. So I'm suddenly starting to think, Could the dream I had about David the Gnome have any relation to my UFO sighting? Has anyone out there ever had a David the Gnome experience? What New York Times article are they talking about? What did we miss?

David the Gnome? What does David the Gnome have to do with the New York Times? Top comment. My brother saw gnomes in the house when he was a kid. Now he is in 40s and sees UFOs a lot. This gnome is changing the way people see Nones. David the Nose. I would watch a profile.

I would read a profile. Next top comment. This one I just want to throw out there. I saw the Easter bunny when I was a kid. I have wondered if it was a screen memory for a UFO abduction. That and similar experiences inspired me to train in hypnosis, study psychology, and pursue a PhD. This is a person who was taken to the mall,

and all they remember is just seeing, like, this is like accidentally having a first memory. To let your kids believe in stuff like this. When I explored my own encounter with the Easter bunny through hypnosis. Most of the session was communication with an entity who claimed to be the bunny

who also claimed responsibility for later missing time episodes in my life. A few months later, other people posted about Easter Bunny contact and hundreds of people responded. I didn't realize it was

as common as it was. I wouldn't be surprised if you find out something similar about David the Gnome. Wow. Oh, I didn't realize this was still on the David's a separate article.

No, this is all comments on. So he's saying David the gnome might be a Screening memory. Is that what he called it? David the Gnome, I looked it up. This is a gnome character

from a TV show. That's a gnome with a red hat. Oh, yeah. If you imagine a gnome with a red hat. Yeah, that's every gnome. Classic. Classic. Yeah.

White beard. White beard. What show is he from? David the gnome. Oh, damn. Yeah. With a golden buckle. Uh,

oh, let's see here. Okay, here's another sighting. Weird encounter or just a crackhead. I was outside of my flats having a cigarette. all of the sudden I can feel someone staring at me from my right. I turned and there he was.

This man in his 60s or 70s just watching me without even blinking, he was sending out a very weird energy. Half his mouth opened showing many missing teeth, half missed on the top, half on the bottom. There was one tooth each side creating a biting point. Weirdly, although his mouth was open on that side, you could see all of his neck muscles all clenching. After a minute, he just realized that I was staring back at him

and moved a few meters forward in a very unnatural way, sort of looking at people around him and trying to mimic the movement, he stopped to watch the construction work happening by the flats. Then I went back to my phone when the thought hit me. I just saw an alien. At which point, I felt panic. Like I was being revealed to the world. I raised my eyes.

Same posture, same open mouth, same stare. I returned the state saying, what do you want? I returned the stare saying, what do you want? He looked back at the digger doing some work. At this point, I took my phone out and pretending to take a picture of the science. announcing the works, I managed to sort of snap his head in the frame. But as soon as his head was in the frame, in a very brisk, fast, and unnatural way, he turned his head. It took me a split second to press the button once his head was in the frame. He was already staring at me. I felt panic and annoyance.

He started walking towards me, sort of like Edgar the bug and men in black, stopped maybe three meters in front of me and stared straight at me, still no blinking. So I got really creeped out. I moved back in the direction he came from. I stopped a few meters away. He was staring at me and started walking towards me in that slow and natural way. So I just leged it. Came back a minute later. He was way further down the street. Opposite way to the direction I went was sat in a corner,

still looking in my general direction. Then he went into a gambling agency. What do you think? That's a British name for a casino or something. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder, you know, this could be an alien. If he was walking like the Edgar, the bug thing. Yeah, I just really like it.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he walks in. He went to go to play, you know, he's going in there. Well, because he's exploring. Leo, right now I'm sending you a picture that this guy included with his post. It's going to take me a second here. What is,

I mean, I saw an alien on the street drinking Mad Dog 2020 and playing scratch tickets. That must be water on his planet. His malt liquor. My thinking is that the homelessness crisis, the numbers have gone up and up and up and up every year. Yes.

And what else has gone up and up and up? sightings and viewings of UAP alien encounters. So what if homeless people aren't even people, they're aliens? Wow. And we have to hit them with our car. Yes. Because that's what you have to do with aliens. Yeah. Well, it's probably one of the ways you maybe stop. Well, they're hitting us with the tractor beam or whatever. What's our, the closest thing we have to attract a beam is a car. That is basically their version of hitting us with a car. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, it just will watch out for these crazy aliens. on the stream.

There's so many crazy aliens, dude. I've seen there's these things, these kick streamers are paying these aliens $20 to do the cinnamon challenge. Oh, that's horrible. Yeah, but the, they're aliens. They're toxic to alien physiognomy. I know, and I'm seeing these in these videos. These people are spitting it out immediately.

So that's an alien test almost because me, spoonful of cinnamon, delicious tree. That's a dessert to me. It goes on top of a latte or a cupcake. Exactly. Yeah. To an alien, that's basically like 30 pounds. arsenic.

Yep. I can't get this picture to go through because of my damn computer issues. But it's okay. You mind if I fix him? Yeah, go ahead. There you go. I think it actually worked. I know because I fixed it.

Yeah, it worked. Are you sure you're not an alien? What, just because I have technology abilities? That's not alien at all. Well, I'll just keep going. We'll move past it. Oh, there's the picture. Okay, zoom in, zoom in above the sign.

Oh, I see the alien. That looks like a family member of mine. Jesus Christ. So does that add a little context of the story? Yeah, it does. Not even at night, middle of the day. Yeah, it really changed my... The first impression was very different from what...

You know that I see the scene for myself. This is someone having a psychotic episode. that's what he doesn't realize is that he's way crazy absolutely what do you want taking a picture I was like

all right I'm gonna go fucking gamble now and I bet he got up jackpot well he's at the gambling agency dude because yeah he's throwing so much bad juju at him dude

he's like this man's an alien blah blah blah he's like all right you know luck gods or whatever like let's let's give this man a good

keynote hand let's get this man five dollars yeah five dollars on keynote this one I really like started gateway tapes and saw scary figure in mind's eye. So gateway tapes, I think, is the thing.

It's like an audio thing that they listen to to, like, try and transcend and get into the next dimension or whatever. Okay. Is that the thing with the ping pong balls? Have you seen this? I haven't seen it. You tape two ping pong balls to your eyes and then play like white noise and you shine a red light over it? I don't know what it is. But it's some type of audio that's like, I mean, the person who created it says,

there's an affirmation, a non-religious prayer of protection, a psychic shield. I mean, anyway, it's just, you listen to it and it makes you sense. It elevates your consciousness.

Started gateway tapes and saw scary figure in Mind's Eye, and Julio, I sent you a picture to pull up here. Hey, guys, I tried the first tape and got to the end, but suddenly was hit with a wave of fear. In my mind's eye, a clear image of Judge Holden

appeared out of nowhere and cemented itself there for one min. felt extreme fear and pushed through it, but it sent a shockwave down my body. Is this some aspect of me or something? I've never even read Blood Meridian. I just know of the character, and it was this exact image.

I must have seen it online. The weird thing is, it sprung up out of nowhere, like it was forced in my brain in mind's eye. Definitely felt like I was being forced to view it or it was a real entity. What is this? The last thing they saw before they closed Twitter.

I've seen it before. I've seen this picture. I know what this is. I just thought of this random. Oh, my God. What could this be? That is scary. It's very scary. I love that line in there where he says,

is this something that's a part of me? Is this an aspect of this? Yeah, I'm sorry, man. You're a crazy killer and rapist. Yeah. Judge Holden. Okay, we actually have two. I said I have one more, but I actually have two more because I remember, just remembered this one. My ex-wife came to visit and she saw the beings I've been in direct contact with for 13 weeks straight.

Whoa. My ex-wife and I are on good terms. She has believed I was being visited by N.H.I. Non-human intelligence since 2024. I've recently, the past week, finally able to see a more clear idea of what these, dot, dot, dot, beings look like. But I can only do it in a pitch black room. Some look like shadows that come out from a lot. but then are as black as voids and disappear quickly. Then there's the light beings. Either I am now able to call them at will or they trust my ex-wife.

So yeah. My ex-wife met my fleet of beings. And as far as the indigo lights, y'all are finally seeing, I told everyone about those weeks ago. Wow. My ex-wife can see my fleet of beings. My ex-wife meant my fleet of beings. So, yeah, my ex-wife met my fleet of beings.

Are these? And those indigo lights, y'all be seen? Yeah, I knew about those already. I love that. These, yeah, my ex-wife saw my, my fleet of beings is such a beautiful, like, sentence. I know, it's really nice. I want to see his fleet of beings. I really want to see them as well.

I want to know what this guy's doing. Also, I love the preface, like, by the way, my ex-wife and I are, before I go any further, just know we're on great terms. On great terms. She believes that I'm in contact with non-human intelligence. I'm sure that had nothing to do with the divorce. The fleet of beings. But maybe they'll get back together now that she's actually seen the fleet. Maybe this is a parent trap style situation.

Oh, where they were like, we got to get. We got to expose ourselves to the wife because the wife was the only one who would clean up around here. Yeah, that's right. Come on. It's a mess. It's a pigsty. This guy lives in shit. Here's my last one. Insane Mozart dream midday.

Okay, so I was dreaming in my favorite chair yesterday taking a nap. Here's the facts. One, I don't speak Italian. Two, I don't really listen to opera at all. Three, I don't listen much to it, but when it comes to classical music, Mozart is great, but I prefer G.F. Handel, Monteverdi and the late romantic composers. Wow. Four, memorize an aria?

I don't memorize arias, let alone sing them. So, I dreamt I was singing and understood an aria by Mozart called Ocontessa and woke up in the middle of the chorus. I looked for it online and couldn't find it until I heard Perdono Contessa at the end of the marriage of Figuero. That was it. It's an Italian. I have never listened to

or watch the marriage of Figuero except perhaps for some movie excerpts and of course Bugs Bunny, L.O.L. But that was Wagner and the Barber of Seville. So my question to you all is, do you have music dreams when you plug into a deeper realm of consciousness?

Top comment. The most bizarre one, I can't remember the context, but in one dream I was able to perform M&M level rap god lyricism. It's hard to describe. how it worked. All the perfect rhymes came out in a half-aware, half-automated manner. Something like if you've ever suddenly become inwardly aware of your awareness while talking,

where it feels like you are not talking, but your human shell is, which in itself is trippy as hell. Wow. Eminem-level rap god lyricism. One white person having a dream just like, dude, I had an amazing dream. I was so good at rapping. I was so like, I was in naked. white people are the ones who have a dream where they can do rap god and one who have a dream where they can do opera.

Also, what song is that something Contessa? Because I feel like, I feel like that's probably a fucking ringtone. Per Dono Contessa. Yeah, I feel like that's probably like a really well-known opera song that has been turned into like a MIDI ringtone. I'm sending this link to you, Julio, so you can play it for us. This is what? This is the song that this guy sang in his dream. Oh, shit.

If we want to hear it. It's probably going to be the one that goes, me, me, me, me, me. I think it is. He's talking about Bugs Bunny. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. He was singing this in his dream. He was singing this in Italian in his dream. Wow.

In his favorite chair. The chair has to be a part of it. The chair is holding on a spiritual being. That's exactly what I was just going to say. This chair is definitely a secondhand. chair. Yeah. Wow. This is a beautiful piece of music called. And that's the whole song.

This is a post called Touched. Last night I was starting to drift off to sleep when I found some, I felt something through my blankets. I was not high, not drunk, and did not initiate C.E.5. But it felt like a very odd sensation on my calf on one leg. It felt like a massage almost, but there was an odd sensation accompanied with it. I remember that sometimes they heal folks, and I remembered I have a genetic varicose veins. My grandfather actually died of deep vein thrombosis. I realize I haven't seen any of those veins popping out of my legs in a while.

I also noticed that I felt a little high. I tried to mentally communicate with the being, but it felt like my thoughts bounced off a wall. I did ask, if this is real and happening, please squeeze my leg. Gently. I'm breakable. I felt a squeeze. I tried to communicate more, but I felt a weird tickling sensation on my left ear, almost like a bug skittering around on it.

I was on my right side with my left ear pointed up. I couldn't handle the sensation and sat up. The leg sensation went away and the room was empty. I felt touches before, sure, but nothing like this. What is CE5? So that's what was piquing my interest about this. CE5. So then I just started searching CE5 stuff.

I saw a lot of people talking about CE5, but I never figured out what it was. I know CG5. I know CGI. CG5 from the Five Nights of Freddy's theme song. I know one, two, three, four, five. Then I saw this. It's close.

Are there any dangers with CE5? I'm relatively new to this, but I'm convinced various forms of NHI exist and are actively visiting Earth. I haven't had any direct experiences that I know of, but would like to. Are there any dangers with reaching out via the CE5 protocol? Now it's a protocol.

If many forms of NHI exist, how can I be sure the one I make contact with isn't malevolent? And then somebody comments, yes. Take the proper precautions. They invaded my dreams and freaked me out a lot. The greys. I posted about my experiences.

They were asking if they could abduct me, I think. I said no. They kept showing up in my dreams over and over and it freaked me out. Eventually it stopped. Just they'll actually contact you. Don't do it if you aren't ready. I didn't think it would work. I believe they have to ask for permission.

Don't let them fool you. Say no, unless you have a good reason to trust them. Some grays are good and some are bad. Just be safe with it if you do want to do it. So they're gray. I saw one there are a lot of, there's a lot of gray's talk on, on,

on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, is it normal to be terrified out of my fucking mind whenever I see a gray? Somebody, somebody, somebody replied to this comment. This is, I like this, what he said, bro, I need your assistance to contact them on my own risk. Ha!

That's nice. What is the, what is the, what is the, what is the, what is the, what is the, what is the acronym CE5 mean. So I'll get there. Okay. He's taking us on a journey. The Oz Factor, that's what it's called. Three weeks of being fucked with on a daily basis with over 45 entities with full blown personalities.

Lost my job, car, and experienced the weirdest crap ever. Finally out of it after getting some selenite. Oh, that's a selenite. That's a selenite. Yeah, it's like the crystal. That guy who made sword makes selenite swords. Yeah. I love the Oz factor too because it's just like, oh my God, this is exactly like that movie that I saw.

No, that made up movie. Dude, if you think that the Wizard of Oz does not have some basis in reality, then you are fooling yourself. I've seen the rollers. You've seen the rollers from return to Oz in real life. You've got to hit the sphere. I've seen those in real life. When's that coming to the sphere? I'll let me ask you that.

Return to Oz? Yeah. That would be six. Five. Next minute. In the next minute? the next minute. We gotta get on a fucking plane, man.

C.E.5. E.T. fully materialized. Have any of you come in contact with an E.T. face to face? If so, how was it? And were you allowed to take videos or pictures? I recently got the C.E.5 app.

And what to make contact at some point when I'm ready. I just want to understand how it was, I already got it. I just want to understand how it was like I have no fear of them at all. I just don't know how it would react because it's something unknown for me. And then this guy, I need to send this picture to Julio

but this guy says wait let me send this real quick he basically got a real ass picture oh my god of a fully materialized to CE5 and said he's always with me bringing peace that's nice that they bring peace is this the picture

yeah and then he gave a close up though this is the this is the E.T that follows him everywhere and brings him peace I see it right there. We show us the close up? Yep. Those are the eyes? Those are the eyes, dude.

Oh, that's really cute. Dude, that's not so bad. I like that. Or is that one eye? That's one eye maybe or those little things. Those are those two green eyes. Someone said, not haven't met them yet personally, but have heard from a few people who have met Antirel. Oh, shit.

I don't know, but that's got to be anything. There was so much on here that I couldn't include. because they're all so fucking long. There was this really long one I found about a guy who, when he was a kid, he was chased through his house by Tukin Sam. That's a commercial. That's one of the commercials.

I swear to God. I swear to God that's one of the commercials. These people are misremembering commercials. I got chased by T's, I got chased by T's Sam and then I woke up in the hospital with having my adenoids removed. This guy says, Oh, heck yes. My regular visitor

showed up in the daytime, no less. I took out my phone and he just sent. Let me see that. I just handed it in my phone without thinking. After I came to my senses, I found my phone in my front yard in the dead center of the yard, like gently placed in a spot I don't go so I couldn't have dropped it there. I don't go to the dead center of my yard.

I never go to the dead center of my yard. It was even leaning on a twig so I'd see it. Oh, well, the twig. Obviously, the twig is drawing my... When I see the twig. Oh, my nose on top of the twig. What's that behind that flashing rectangular video player? A twig.

Wait a second. Okay, so I got the CE5 app, and there was a couple of them. One of them you have to pay for. I didn't get that one. And then there was a post I found that's here. Here's how to do CE5 meditation without paying for the app. But for Patrick... Oh, so this is similar to the Gateway Tapes.

Yeah, so for Patrick, a CE5 is a close encounter five. So let me... Of the fifth kind. Yeah, close encounter. of the fifth time, fifth time. The fifth time. C.E5 contact. Can I see a picture of a C.E.5?

You're about to experience one. We're going to do it? Yeah. I'm scared. Why? Did you not see the picture that was up there? And I haven't even opened to this app yet. So I don't even, a C.E.5 is an encounter.

Connect to Wi-Fi. Learn. That's a C-E-5? That's terrifying. That's a C-E. Make contact with ETs. And they got a space background, very low quality. Learn to master C-E-5 protocol.

call for interstellar communication. Okay. Complete C.E5 toolkit. And we join the C.E5 community. I'm going to, well, you know, I'll try free for three days. Okay. Sure.

How much does it cost for a year? To shatter your entire world. Exactly. Let me just. How much for one year? That's 60 bucks a year. That's a steal. That's what I'm saying.

What is that? Like, to experience a close encounter? Okay. How often do you get one? These are preparatory practices, which will help set the right tone and encourage a powerful flow of divine energy within yourself. You should do these practices first before moving on. You can repeat these practices

as often as you wish. Heart meditation. Heart medication? My dad's got that. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck? Close your eyes. Sit quietly with your spine, comfortable hands open, gently placed

on top of your legs, facing upward, looks into it, and as you exhale, relax even more into it. That was the end? That's it. Two breaths. End of the heart meditation, man.

Well, my heart's... I thought it was going to go longer and I was going to try and trick Caleb. ESP. Whoa. Holy fucking shit. Did they detect one? ESP training. Remote viewing training.

Tap the correct square to see a picture. Okay. Okay, wait. There's a red. Click green. Click green. You think green? Touch it, dude.

If you have ESP. Oh my God. Oh, my dodd. What? Do it again. Choose one. Well, I'll click the same one. No.

Oh, my God. Wait, you're... Okay, that's... All right. You're flopping really... Well, you just touch the same one twice. Oh, my God. You have the opposite.

Oh, my God, dude. You suck. Ten trials, three correct? Reset. Reset and let Cam get ten tries. Let's see who's the most ESP. That was three? He got...

He did three. He got three out of ten? No, he got 13 and got three correct. But let's go out of ten for you and me. Okay. Wow. That's right. Oh, my God, two in a row.

Oh, there's a picture of an alien. How many did I do so far? It says at the top. Two trials. Five correct. So you did seven. So you've done seven and you have five correct. So you have three more.

All right. So you went half and half. That's pretty good. Let's see what I got. A pretty good string at the front there. Yeah. Hmm See at a certain point

You just kind of want to click whatever Okay I did I got I did too many Okay so that's the ESP trainer Wait so who did best Cameron Cameron did easily the best Yeah but who did second best

Um You You did the second best Make sure you have done all the preparatory practices Before continuing with this section We did the heart meditation Yeah we did that It is important that you start with ET contact tones

Followed by contact medication Meditation and as the last final steps. Let's skip. Let's check out the ET contact tones just for a second. These contact tones need to be played through your speakers. I don't hear. Oh, now I hear. Sorry. To who? The listener. Listener. It doesn't sound very good. Fuck the listener. But this is on the radio all day over there in space.

I'm getting creeped out. Okay, let's skip ahead. What else? Guys, this is really creepy. It's almost 8 o'clock at night. I like that. That one. Okay. All right. So we got those. Like the one that goes, E-E-E-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Tac-MetatITations,

welcoming cosmic travelers, bridging worlds beyond. Welcome it. Let's just check on welcoming cosmic travelers for a second. This was created with intentions for use outdoors beneath the stars sitting in a circle. Is this that? Close to a circle.

Yeah, we're in a semi-circle. We have lights above it. It can be done alone. These are stars. Oh, okay. I got two stars right next to me. This is ASMRI-DIS artist they hired. Iitis.

I have ASMR-I-DIS. I'm overfilled with these good sounds. Hearing the space. You're welcome. You're in. Come on. Let's skip ahead. With our friends in the sky.

And the benevolent conscious energies we can connect with psychically. This guy's really hitting his. is pretty hard. You remember that video of the, it was the ASMR artist. His name was like Tony Bamboni

and he did the, he was like, the, uh, POV, you have interrupted a fairy meeting. That's who it sounded like to me. Dude,

this app is a fucking scam. Yeah. It gives you all these warnings. It's like, don't click final steps until you've done all the preparations. You need the heart meditation. The ET contact tones,

the contact meditations. You click on final steps. Text. Wall of text. Final steps. Scan the skies for ET crafts or visual phenomena. Be open to possible telepathic communication. I do both of those every day.

Yeah. Even hours or days after this process, you might encounter ET contact phenomena. We got to keep an eye out and bring in some picks and vids. Repeat any of the previous steps or practices in this app. To make ET contact, you don't need to be an expert meditator. Many people have had significant encounter experiences despite never having meditated. The protocols include meditation because meditating raises your vibration, being present in higher states of awareness.

It also installs calmness, removes fear, and helps you develop telepathy, remote viewing, and empathic abilities. Meditation fine tunes. What? Do you guys fuck with remote viewing? Yeah, dude, remote viewing is sick. I have the autobiography of a guy who did remote viewing for the D.O. Yeah, all 200 channels. Yeah, the men who stare at goats.

I have the, it's a guy who wrote it about how he contacted the cities on the moon and Mars. Holy shit. We can learn about it. I want to know. Don't forget the universe is eternal, infinite and vibrant, a conscious cosmos. Oh, okay, I'll remember that. All right, this shit's a scam. Don't forget that.

Let me just see you really quick. If I can just get, I just got 10 incorrect. So I've lost every single vibration in my body. Did you just do that? Yeah, just right then. And I didn't get a single one. So if that isn't a reason to uninstall this app and refund, then I don't know what is. Guys, so I'm not an experience.

This app. Review bomb. We are calling for a full review bomb of this app. Let's wait a week because I feel like we're going to run into some shit. Like we did do the setup. Yeah. You know, I,

I, we all have to walk home under the stars tonight. You know what I'm saying? True as fuck. Let me cancel my free trial. Who's going to, who's to say we're going to make it home safely? We're not going to get picked up by some creature with cruel intentions.

I have rocket money. I have used it. But it was like, it's like three bucks a month or some shit. So whatever. Dude, and I just love Mint Mobile Plan benefits. Let me look at that one more time. Your cellular plan doesn't include any benefits.

Do you get like Mint Mobile Mondays like T-Mobile Tuesdays? No, but I do have an amazing pack for IMessage. Wow. Stickers. Wow. All right, guys. Team Mobile Tuesdays you get like $10 movies. Yeah, I mean, I do feel like we kind of scratched the surface.

Yeah. I mean, I think that this is definitely an area we come back to again and again. Yeah. Yes. In general. But I think... It's a different angle on it, though. Yeah, I think...

Well, I think I would let... I think this made me realize I should bring in my remote viewing book. We should go through that. And we can maybe kind of try and tackle what really is going on. Because obviously, I mean, I'm alive on this earth. You are as well. You can tell that there's vibrations that you slip into streams of consciousness all day and night.

And I don't know what's going on. I think that we can kind of just have the podcast just half of it be about, you know, uncovering the hidden truth. I'm fine with that. Yeah. I don't see a mission statement, especially for a new year. Yeah.

New year. Covering him. That's actually a really good. By the end of the year, let's say that we're uncovering the truth of reality. A hidden truth. Of reality. Yeah.

A hidden truth of reality. Podcast about list. Uncovering the hidden truth of reality. That's the 2026 mission. In 2026. Yes. Like it's going to be done. We'll finish before the end.

And in 2027, we're not going to do that type of thing. No. We really hit home that it's a hidden truth. No. That has to be the hidden truth? Yes. Yes. What's the point?

Why you aim so low? What if we don't do it? You have a very, I can feel right now. You have zero vibration. I do. I'm low vibrational. Patrick, you need vibrational energy. Patrick, your aura is blue.

My aura is blue. And I'm not to say that because of your blue clothes. The blue has nothing to do with it. You're not. I can tell. I'm blue in my vibe. No. No.

Ora. You have no vibe right now. I have no vibe. I'm so low vibrational that it's low. Or I'm so low that it's no. And I'm blue. I really am excited to find hidden truths. Me too.

I like that as a goal. I'm not. I'm sounding like damn Arnold from Magic School Bus about it. You are Arnold from Magic School Bus. I'm just afraid you're not going to find anything. I'm not going to find shit. I'm going to get on it too. I'm going to go through this book and I'm a sticky note it up, man.

Please. And I think that in the past there have been some things that we've shied away from because we're too afraid to shatter through. and I'm ready to go return to them and really peel back the skin. Including the October Man sequence. The October Man Sequence is a great one. I'm going to throw another one out there.

The space colonies. Yes. The space colonies from the biohackers. Oh, yeah. I think that there's a whole, I think there's a bunch of stuff that we need to really delve into the October Man Sequence. And I think this might be, this might be the year that we, we,

I'm going to do that shit to you, bitch. We crack. You wish. Mystic investigations wide fucking open. You know my ass would crack mystic investigations. That's right. Xavier is going to get it. Maybe stop with the AI.

Literally stop with the AI so much mystic investigations. Who has claws? Clause? Yeah, someone clawed me. I have a sharp thumb, yeah. It really was sharp. I have a sharp thumb. Yeah, you clawed me too.

For classical guitar playing. Okay. I've never done that in my life. Okay. Okay. Later. Bye. Oh, you know what would be a good name that you guys can just cook on this.

Boyardee. I mean, right there. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boy, R.D. It's not the chef. Boy, R.D. This is his brother.

Guy that's around. Boy R.D. Who are these noodles delicious? Boy are these noodles delicious? Also, I'm a chef. Also, I'm a chef. One day, I want to make a candy. Dude, you said delicious.

I'm a chef with a speech impediment.