Podcast About List - Ep. 372 - Caleb Genius 2 with Derek from Chamber of Reason

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

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Okay. Another amazing day in paradise with our friend Derek. Hi. How are you? Good. Cold. Yeah, it's a bloody cold. Is there a word for...

18. You know, when they said scorcher? A reverse scorcher. I've been saying this all day. Reverse scorcher is good. What is it? Just freezer? A freezer?

It's a freezer. I think I like reverse scorcher. When you were a kid, did you want... Oh, I thought you were saying, what is it? That's what I was saying. What is it? When you were a kid, did you want to see a movie of snow miser and heat miser? Yeah, I did see that movie.

There's a movie? Yeah. You just wanted to see a movie that you didn't know existed? I didn't know that they made one. What is it? The Year Without a Santa Claus? No, no, no, no. Because who else?

A solo film. A solo film. First of all, it's two characters. A solo. A duo. A face off. Second of all, anyone knows that that movie is just that scene. Yeah.

You just rewind over and over. Yeah. That's the best scene ever. Yeah, it's great. I was so obsessed with Snowmiser and Heat Miser. Me too. I loved them. I was like, these guys are so cool. Did they live in the same area?

Yeah, they lived in the weather zone. Two different places. They live in the weather zone. They didn't live together. And I wanted to see more misers. Did they live within a 30-minute walk of each other? I think they journeyed to between, did not the main character's journey? The main character, you mean Santa?

His wife. This is, I mean, again, this is how little, this is how much the movie was to me. Which Santa movies? Because I remember the, I remember the characters, but I don't remember. The movie practically does not exist. Yeah, it's really, we had the movie at my grandma's house and we would literally

we would fast forward to those scenes. You and your grandma. Yeah. Yeah, well, she had to teach me at her fast forward. Yeah. And we would watch those scenes over and over and over. And I've probably seen those probably a hundred times and I don't think I've ever seen anything. Which one you got though? Who's side? Who wins? Well, the Heat Miser. Obviously. I mean like

who were you back in? I think the Snow Miser's cooler because he goes and the heat miser doesn't do that. But the heat miser is Mr. 101. That's cool, but I think for me, not that hot. I was on heat miser's side.

I liked him. 101 degrees is like, I think what I was going to say, I think the heat miser wins. Yeah. Yeah. Heat beats cold. No, no.

Cold miser wins because the whole point he's going to Coldmiser. Whatever snow miser. For Santa, cold miser wins. For Santa, yes. But the whole reason he goes there and says, he's pleading with him like, please let it snow.

this town for one day so that Santa can go there. Christmas movies are so stupid. No. Please, oh, please. But literally what the snow for one day. Snow miser says whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch.

Heat miser says whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch. Yeah. Snow literally melt. The snowmiser's powers turn things to snow. I don't know. Snow just melts. He doesn't even need to clutch. He wins. He wins if it's snow. Everything melts in his clutch.

his car keys is fucking that's not part of a bad on keys they're not handing objects to each other most keys left by the end of this fight I guess you know what also it's metal metal can melt everything melts everything melts

in his clutch whatever I touch what it is a rock melt starts to melt that's kind of like a mites it's kind of like a mites situation two very cursed cursed creatures that's why they're called miters I don't think he's cursed I think he likes

how he is. I think they both like how they are. Yeah, but that's because they don't know any better. They'd never been a human. That's true. They've just been these goddamn miser. They never got a movie ticked. They're like spirits or gin. Yeah. I would describe them as gin completely. They're like yokai. Yeah. And there's other, there's a whole gallery of like earth miser and all this stuff. We, okay, this is reminding me we did have a conversation about this before where I did want to see other types of misers. Oh yeah. Earth Miser was the first one I thought. Earth is the first one.

and then later on plant plant I want to see like the avatar movies how they keep going to different elements I want to see that

with the misers You remember when they made a Lilo and Stitch TV show and it became like Pokemon it should be like that so much of that property became about

the alien that dresses up as a girl Pleakly yeah pleakly I feel like it was always about him I mean but it was really

about Lilo and Stitch in that first movie. In the first movie, Lilo and Stitch were heavily featured. They were featured, but it really was Plakley's story. And then wasn't there another alien that I don't remember what it looks like? Jumba?

What does he look like? I'm guessing he's big and fat. He looks like a big fat. He has eyes. Yeah. Four eyes. Four. Yeah, he's big and fat,

four eyes. Oh, fuck. That's mean. I'm not even wearing glasses, but I'm next to a guy who is. Dude, that's sandwich alien on Lilo and Stitch? That was the coolest guy in the world to me. I don't remember that.

Oh, the yellow one? Yes. From Lilo and Stitch. He was made of sandwiches? No, he would make sandwiches. Oh, shit. He was his special lately. He was called Rubin.

He was also called Rubin. I also thought he was probably made of sandwiches because you said it was like a Pokemon thing. No, that would be cool. There he is. Look at him. Yeah, this guy is awesome. Oh, I do remember him.

Ruben wait to go close this again. It's that Rubin is a character released with Lilo and Stitch part two update. On May 6th, 2025. You're that caught up on. Lilo and Stitch. The thing is about that that guy. It costs 500 pink jims.

He's premium. He's also My problem with this is that this is not like Pokemon at all because that is just another stitch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, watch your fucking mouth.

Shut the hell up right now. Look at his body. He looks like an electrical one that could turn into electricity. He looks like an experiment, which is what they were called. Yeah, there were different experiments with different numbers.

So check made. Was Stitch? Did they ever explain why he was in prison for the rest of his life. Did he kill people? Yes. He's a murder. Yes. But it was aliens.

It's not humans. So who cares? But it was innocent people that he was killing. People are humans. Yeah. Or sorry, human. Innocent aliens. So what is his, why was his beef with aliens and his doesn't, or people beneath even worth killing?

He had ADHD, unfortunately. Was he the guy that was like, yeah, yeah. Lilo was the woman. Or, yeah. By now, woman. No, that's okay. By now. Some time has passed.

Well, you'd think that, but they just released a movie and she was still a young girl and Stitch has not changed it. Cartoon logic. Let's start that subreddit. Cartoon logic. And let's start saying, oh, yeah, Homer Simpson, he wear the same thing every fucking day. Yeah, cartoon logic. You think that man would not have a stain on his shirt? Yeah, exactly.

Bugs Bunny wears gloves but not shoes. Yeah. Does he? Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd can share a language of conversation. Bugs does not wear gloves. Is this a Mandela effect we've happened upon? Does he not wear gloves? Without his finger.

Without Googling it. If I look here, will it pop up? Hopefully. Not this time. No. I think Julio's done with what you can. Am I just, am I just missing up with cartoons in general?

I think in general, the gloves are there. I think of Mickey. Because nobody wants to see there. There it is. He looked at the word finger. Mickey, of course, wears gloves. Famously. Yeah.

Bugs does not wear gloves unless he's conducting. What does his hands look like then? Sonic wears gloves. When I think about Bug's Mario wears gloves. I am definitely thinking about him conducting because I'm thinking about his shirt sleeves. Is that because the fingernail is such a disgusting thing to say?

No, no, because I'm at how, describe what Bugs Bunny's hand looks like. It's a rabbit's hand, but like, you know how like a cat will sometimes. It's a paw. I'm going to look it up. There's no way. It's like claws.

I can see him with gloves. Bugs. If he doesn't wear gloves, he should wear gloves. I don't think he wears gloves all the time. He should wear gloves when he's conducting. Does Daffy wear gloves? Can I tell him? Tell you something, Patrick?

He wears gloves. He wears gloves 100% of the time. He can't find one picture of him without gloves. Yeah, he 100% wears gloves. I know this to be true. Oh, my God. I thought in my head, I thought they were like his feet there where it's clearly in this very moment. Yeah, that is hit to me.

I really, because I mean, I, the way I can, usually I do end up doubting myself on stuff like this. But I know for effect his hand, I can, can you imagine him with furry hands? Yes, that's how I imagined him. Well, you're wrong. I can't imagine. He still has fur. hands underneath the glove. I know.

You never see them. Well, you don't know, I guess. I think, I don't know. You don't know that Homer has something underneath the shirt. Yeah. He takes his shirt off. He takes his shirt off.

He wears on these. I haven't seen every episode. You skip whenever. There's a tag. A common sense media warning. Yeah. It's a big red alert on the screen. I only watch episodes where Homer removes his shirt.

So I didn't even know he wears one for the longest time. I like when he does alternate outfits. I don't like when they get. go back to him and he's young. Yeah. And he has hair. Homeworth hair. Come on.

Make him at least balding at 16. Yeah. Come on. That'd be cool. At least. Yeah. At the very least. At the very least.

At the very least, show a mature hair line. Yeah. Come on. Show one of the Norwood numbers. Do they have like a finesteride Simpson's episode? Yeah. I gave an olympic one.

They have an olympic one. I don't think that finestoride is ubiquitous enough. It's not on the list. level of ozimic at this point. It's for real men only. We're going to have to wait until there's the next one. They know that if they made a finasteride episode, it would radicalize too many people. True. Yeah. There'd be a lot of men out there with penises that don't work.

And it would cause actually like, you know, what Shinsoaabe didn't want to happen, which is low fertility. That's what he didn't want. Yeah. I thought it had something to do with the Unification Church or whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wasn't that a whole thing in Japan? Shinzo Abe was the guy.

I don't think anyone wants to be. He probably was thinking that. Wasn't he killed with like a... But in Japanese. He was killed with a little... A crazy. A crazy homemade gun. The one was like duct tape.

The little toaster that could. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That gun was cool. It had two PVC pipes coming out of the top lid. It was like a level one gun. It was like a level one gun.

It was a level. You know what? If you get got by a level one gun like that, that plunderer gun. Dude, that's some foot. If I, okay. I find this. If I find this at a crime scene, my first suspects will be the code name kids next door

because this is two-by-four technology. Scroll down, scroll down if you want to see some really kids next door. I mean, come on. This is the do-a-key that killed Shenzhou Amit. That's pretty funny. But he was like obsessed with like fertility rates in China, right? Was that just part of the... Well, maybe in China, but he was the president

of Japan, so that would have been an interesting reason to kill him. He was doing too good of a job for China. Maybe move your attention off of China into Japan, even though they're the same place. I had a migraine earlier. That's why he shot the gun. He was just like, hey, hey, attention.

He didn't mean to blow him his head off. He was not expecting that gun to be able to do anything. It was supposed to be a flag that says a year in Japan. Look at it. You look at that thing. No one, no one made that on purpose.

Yeah, that was like, I could, I could believe that and they were like, I might as well kill the president of my country. That the guy who the assassin was like a freaking catamari Demosi creation.

Home Depot and bought a bunch of stuff and put it in his backpack. And while he was walking home, his backpack just bounced around and that like accidentally got made in his backpack. Like that all that stuff just like, yeah. Maybe I'll just kill people or one guy with those. Might as well,

might as well kill the top guy in my, country. Might as well kill the number one. As Patrick would say, the top guy in all of the Orient. That's not what I would say. Look, I had a... How strange are the ways of the far? I shook my head really hard today.

I had a migraine for a long time. I shook my head really hard. He texted at like 4 p.m. is like, I have a migraine. And then we... And that was after... I was trying to see how much I could make my head jiggle. Yes. I was practicing a bit for the stage where I was just supposed to be, you know, doing like a pantomime of how much caffeine I drink every day.

Okay. So I was trying to like show like how I should be. Like the squirrel from. Yes, the squirrel from over the hedge. No, no. I'm thinking of hoodwinked. Hoodwinked. Okay.

Remember he's hyper and he's like, I've never had coffee before. And then it slows down becomes normal. That's over the hedge. No, that's... No. Yes, I'm right. This is a China-Japan situation. There's two different...

No, this is not a China-Japan situation. I'm completely correct about this. The slow-motion one, I think, is over the head. No, the slow-motion one is... Over-the-head. There's two different squirrels. Steve Carell, Hammy. Oh, you're right.

There's just different ones. I told you I'm right about this. But he has coffee for the first time in... That's worse than confusing Japan and China. No. Dude, that's way worse, and own up to it. Let me Google you. I can visualize both.

Google me. The one in hoodwinked has overalls and he looks scary. Hoodwinked, squirrel. Anyway, I was trying to do a squirrel type move. That nods. Yeah, the Twitchy. Don't do it again. Hoodwit.

10 of 12 movie clip. Twitchy on coffee. Okay. Well, I was trying to do one of those where you act really crazily fast. Yes, I was making that face. That was you? I was trying to do that face. I was trying to become a tune, basically.

Have you tried doing it like the picture and just being still? No. You should be trying to approach this more of a face. It still conveys. Yeah, well, if I tried that, I wouldn't have had this crazy four hour. If you look like this, completely still no jiggling. Yeah. In fact, the jiggle would interrupt my perception of how hyper you look.

Yeah, but then you would think it's the physical motion of it would be funny. Just make this face. Yeah, see, that guy's hyper. It doesn't look that hyper. But it does look a little like lock jaw. It did look like your face. My, I did. I was put on the spot.

Yeah. Okay. If I had some more time, I could craft a squirrel. You need to enlarge in your teeth. Just do the face that is safe. Okay. Whatever face won't give you a headache. There's too much jiggling there.

I want you to never jiggle again. Honestly, I did feel the jiggle right then. And I was like, like, oh shit. Start coming back. Yeah. It was like my vision went like, like it was pulsing. It was in one eye. It hurts so bad.

Yeah, dude. You probably pulled, you probably cracked. your brain stemmed ass. I pulled a brain muscle. You probably pinched your blood vessel. Yeah. Did you say you saw a color? I saw like a pink.

Pink. Things were, things had like a pink outline. Yeah. It doesn't. That means it's an enemy and you're targeting it. Yeah.

I went to vats. You gave yourself vats. Pink vats, girl vats. Oh, well, that's actually the color when you,

when you can get a good hit, though. That's when you can get a crit is when it's red. Pink. You said pink. You're already trying to change it. to more

pink and red are on the same spectrum. They all are. The color spectrum. The rainbow is a spectrum.

Yeah, exactly. Guys, I'm technically right. If you boil it down. Dude, you've been wrong about three things in such rapid succession,

dude. What are you talking about? China, Japan. China, Japan. That was an actual accident. The coffee squirrel. The coffee squirrel,

I was not wrong about the bugs. The bugs gloves. I was wrong about. A lot of things. The color spectrum, I was wrong about. You were right about the color spectrum. Coffee squirrel was not wrong about.

Actually, and I was right about that too, he just said. So, chestmate. Okay, you're right. That's a chessmate on me. Yeah. You've been chestmated, which is what happens when you get two out of four things right. Uh-huh. That's a complete chestmate.

It's a complete chestmate. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So think about that. I kind of like you with a migraine. It's kind of nice. Yeah. This is the,

this is saving my life for you know. Anybody when you were a kid who used to try to do stuff to knock themselves out, pass out. Yes. Where you do like a, you'd like put your head backwards

and jump up and down four times and then hold your breath and do that. The sticky note trick. I don't remember that one. It's when you put the sticky note on your gums and you like, until like you pass out. See,

people don't realize that that pretty much 100% of the time causes some amount of brain damage. Yeah. They don't realize that. They don't realize it. Well, they haven't learned about brain damage. Yeah. That's true. We didn't know about it very much back then. We were on the tail

end of brain damage. Me and my brother I remember that was a huge deal in health class. They were always talking about the choking game. They were always saying don't do the choking game. And they only ever said the choking game. Well, you know, you can guess. Yeah, I know. But I just mean that that was like,

huge huge huge thing. I used to reverse engineer the choking I was like what the fuck

is using all the clues available choking yeah yeah health class okay so

game could way lay you actually yeah because you might get lost

trying to figure out rules and shit yeah yeah there's not a lot

of although it's a game that would benefit from rules yeah yeah

rule number one strongly needs regulation yeah yeah it's kind of in a

in a bad they need some bans they need foul yeah

there should be a foul yeah like a crap. But the choking game doesn't seem like that fun. No. No, you would get choked and then like...

Not necessarily. If you're the choker, you don't get choked. That's true. That's true. Yeah. How fucked up, I mean, we just need to let kids drink beer. Yeah. Literally that it's that they can't drink beers.

They're like, we're all going to fucking hang ourselves in the closet to try and get 1% of the experience that my dad gets when he watches football. Like, just let them fucking smoke a cigarette. They're kind of like hubies and receivers. They're chokers and chokers. Yeah. Somebody's got to take the ball. And then dad can watch. Get drunk.

Dad can sit there. He can have a couple beers. He can watch you play the choking game with your friends. Is the choking game still around? Was it ever really a lies? Was it really a thing that people were doing widespreadly? Yeah. You and your brothers for sure.

Did you know that was the choking game or was it a coincidence? No, he was. I was probably eight and he was about. about 14 and he would just choke me out. Well, that was the thing. Your brother, how much older is your brother than you? Like, you know, I just, yeah. Can you say the number for me? The number, the number, so take the bigger one, which is 14. Uh-huh. Take away eight from that. I really, you have eight. My brain's not really good right now. You have eight balls. Uh-huh. Or no, you have 14 balls. You take away eight. I have 14 balls. I knew that was going to be a

problem. Seven penises. But yeah, it was a pretty awesome game. Oh, so it's one more than half of seven. So you could have said there one more than half of 14, which is seven. So no, that was my age, was eight. He's six years older than me. I think I think I'm going to pass away. You were doing more complex shit.

Yeah, I think I'm going to pass away. I don't know. This is how he does it, though. My brain is really not working. This is the jiggling game. No, please everybody. Please, do you know. You will disconnect.

a piece of your brain stem. I feel like I took like it was like RCA cables and I took out the red one. That's how I feel right now. Is that the one that did nothing? That was the left channel. But wasn't there one that just... There was one there was audio, right? Isn't there? Two video

one video. You could sometimes rock it with two. You could put the audio channel into the video channel and then you could get it in black and white or something. No, I'm thinking... Audio is video but just black and white. I think so. Well, it's just like the way that it would like go through the cables.

Like it still had to have the data. You thought that was going to, you thought that answer was going to work? Right now, everything's making perfect sense. It was just the way that it went through the cable. Uh-huh. That was the information being transferred.

It was the data being transferred. Yeah. No, you explained it. Yeah. I shouldn't ask it was stupid. I do just want to. I do just want to talk to you all night. I really,

I feel, feel like I genuinely something has happened and I maybe need to go to a doctor but I'm not gonna. When you said migraine I didn't realize it was more of a head injury than anything else. Yeah. And you immediately went to sleep. Can you get a concussion

by just jiggling your brain around? Because it's like hitting your skull. Maybe that's what I did. Yeah, that's what a concussion is. You didn't give yourself a concussion. Guys, don't do this to it. No, no. I mean, hey, it's 100% of migraine. I tell you, I mean, as someone who gets a lot of migraines, this is that That is what happens to your brain.

You stop being able to think. Okay. It's completely normal. So this is a very interesting choice for me to come in. Yes, it was. I like that you're here. It's made my day. Yeah.

It's made my night. Oh, Liz. Either this are cleaning off the damn house. These are doing my damn chores. I do think you jiggled yourself into a migraine to avoid cleaning the house. I think you had to. You've been telling me you checked your chore list for the day and you went, hold on. You've been telling me for five days now.

No, no. Oh, Tuesday I have to clean the house. No, it was Monday. Okay, whenever it was. She was supposed to get home earlier. So I had everything pretty much done. Okay. The last thing that I needed to do was just like vacuum the kitchen.

But then a girl goes out of town. Huh? You did everything and then it rewilded? Oh, no, her flight got delayed. But why do you have to keep? Did you, I thought you said, you didn't do it the first time is what you said, right? I don't know what I said. Everything's kind of moving.

Did you do it twice or zero times? Oh, the, the, the heads shake? No, cleaning the house. Oh, no, I cleaned up on, I did a little bit on Saturday and then the rest on Monday. So it's done? So you didn't need to do it today. Oh. Well, I was doing it today and then I was doing it and then I was done pretty much.

There's one other thing that she said, okay, can you make sure to do this as well? Because sometimes this will happen. And I was like, wow, I've never thought about that before. That actually does make the house dirty. And then I went and did the thing. And then after that, I was like, okay, it's time to shake my head. It's time to shake my head around. How bad does your house get when you're all goes out of town?

Is it Jumanchi? It's mostly me. Well, actually, yeah, because it's me and Noah. Oh, yeah, that's tough. Yeah, but then I'll clean up because, like, we have, like, our third roommate. There's also a girl, so I don't want to have the house completely messy. Because girls don't understand how awesome messiness is. Girls don't understand how awesome it is to leave food out.

Dude, when you're... When your wife sees... They keep it in their room, though. When your wife accidentally sees your side of the bed at some point in the night, and she's like, what the fuck is going on over there? There's like... What the hell? You gotta clean that up.

Yeah, and it's like, shut out. I've been really making my... You're dreaming. It's making me better of video games. You've got to stop. I've been making my wife angry by telling her that I'm more minimalist than her. That hurts. Because, uh...

I... There's a big bad. This is going to sound like a crazy thing. Okay. That you guys will know how it happened. There's a whole big backstory to just saying that? No, no, just this. My night table is lost.

It's missing. It's permanently missing. So I can't really explain why, but there is a reason why. You woke up and it was gone. No, there was a whole series of events that led up to it. You were there for the losing of it. Oh, wait. Yes, I was.

Yeah. So my night table was gone. So that was what sparked it. She kept saying, you need to get a new night table. I said, no, I'm more, you're a maximalist. You want another night table in this room? Uh-huh. And she'd really, I could tell that struck her cord.

Do you just put your shit on the ground? Yeah, I put it. Well, I just got a new night table, actually. You should start sleeping on the ground. Yeah, it would be really cool. Remember when I was doing that? I remember when you were falling asleep on the ground. Or, no, you used to, no, I was getting too drunk and fall asleep on the ground.

And he would fall asleep on the ground or also he would be like on his couch and then fall asleep watching a movie and then get on the ground. Yeah. And then. The ground was on. There was one time when we were really drunk and we were watching Austin Powers and you were talking and you're mid talking to me. And then I got out of the ground. Dude, Austin Powers is so fucking funny.

Getting on the ground as you talk to me and then as soon as you hit the ground, you were asleep. Yeah. You just loved it. I don't know what it was in that, that summer. I was like the sleeping on the ground is so awesome. And there was one time. I got like two. I got two fucked up at a friend's birthday and then fell asleep on the floor of a bar.

Yeah. that was the was that not good that was not good they didn't like that because I didn't like it but how do you feel? I came to

I came to it well my thought process in my head was this is the ground I will take a safe place I like I'll take a nap and for five minutes

and then I'll call an Uber and then I came to reasonable thought yeah yeah yeah you said an alarm I'm gonna get out of here and then I came to and I was arguing

with the bouncer and I was like what do you mean like I was out here smoking and he was like no and he pulled out the photo and he was asleep.

But knowing to take a photo before starting an argument Well apparently I was on some bugs bunny shit and I kept like falling like I got like they found me and then I was like I wasn't asleep and then like I got up

this is what someone told me is I got up I sat at the bar and then like I kept falling asleep at the bar but then when they were about to catch me I would wake up and then like dude like the fucking gate the flag game with a teacher?

Yes. A cone of eye... I was doing something like that, apparently. And then I came to and, like, you know, I exited the blackout. And then the guy was like, you need to go home. Isn't it horrible that if you were had, if you were a famous person that that picture would have been like New York Post, front page picture? No, that would be, if I was a famous person and that happened to me. Because that's just a perfectly harmless story of a funny guy.

You think it's horrible that we do this to celebrities. Yes. It has nothing to do with you. Jimmy Fallon falling down the stairs. Yeah, I've drunkenly fallen down the stairs plenty of fucking times. It's funny.

Nobody has so much. It's funny that you poison yourself with voluntarily so much that you become the stupidest guy in the world. Yeah, dude. And people like criticize monologue all the time. If it was just some guy

doing a monologue in his living room, no one would even pay attention. Nobody give a fun. Let them live. But because you're on TV all of a sudden, they're like, always doing the same joke three times in a row. I went up to Donald Trump.

and I touched his hair like this. Nobody would care. People would care because you're not a celebrity. That's the thing. Oh, okay. Well, no, but that's what I'm saying is people only care that he did it because he is a celebrity. But Donald Trump is a celebrity.

Yeah. So this is celebrity on celebrity. Basically what you have to imagine is you going up to a guy with hair exactly like Donald Trump's who somehow isn't famous. He should be, you know, tussling. All right, let's test it out. We'll go on the street right now and bring the GoPro.

You're going to walk up to, you're going to walk up to people and tassel their hair. Tassel. Tussle. Tussle. Tussle. Tussle? What's the word I'm looking for? Tussle. Tustle. Yeah, tassel is the... Those are the things that are on the graduation caps.

That's the, you know what it is, the Mikey Miles, like, pasta tasseled off with a bit of spinach. Mm-hmm. I got that in my head. From... Do you not know? From this... Yeah, I know Mikey Miles. Have you had them on, by the way?

No, we've been trying. trying. I'm trying like too hard. He's really expensive. Yeah. No, he is expensive. He's got expensive taste. Yeah. He does have expensive taste. Dude, the cores with the ice in it. The ice and beer. I've had it. It's not that bad.

My mom does it. It's a winning combination. It's a good. It keeps it nice and cold. Nothing wrong with it, I would say. I think there is something wrong with it. I think it's weird. It's weird. It's wrong. You have no, you have no set. opinions.

Don't. Yes, you do, man. I do. I care a lot about a lot of things. And I'm worried about a lot of stuff. I'm worried about ice and beer. Me too.

Yeah. I would rather ice be in beer than in our neighborhoods. Yeah. So you kind of want to reward them with cold beer. That's what I heard as well. Well, I would like to imagine.

There's two different things. You don't understand my plan works. Hey, guys, take the day off and go have a beer and don't. Yes, don't deport any wings. What we could do is we could get, remember the Corps Silver Bullet Train? No. We get that to go through Minneapolis, right?

Yeah, I'm still with you. They had a train? That was like their big commercial back in like 2004. The Corps Silver Bullet Train. Was it a real train? Oh, was it like a... It was a CGI train. Okay.

Like the Polar Express. But it would come through town. I was going to say like that movie, everyone lives on the train. Snow Piercer. Snow Piercer. Snow piercer. And this train would come. through town and then it would make the hot town cold

kind of like cold miser and it would come through and then everyone would drink out of ice cold beer but a cold town is like a bad thing. No, a cold town is terrible. Anchorage. Yeah, they do exist. Yeah. I know, but I think it's bad. But to turn a hot town cold is bad, I think.

I don't think that should be advertised. That is the coldest town in the world. North Pole City. No. Sit down so we can YouTube short farm. There's a town that's the coldest town in the world. I think it's in China. Okay.

And it's the coldest town in the world. I still think it's North Pole City. North Pole City, there's no city there. They've done Lidar. Okay, not getting any fucking presence ever again. They were looking for North Pole City? Yeah, it's actually in Russia. It couldn't find it.

It's Omikaze Russia, Roma Kion. Oh, oi. Oi my A-Con. Oh, yeah. You almost said that with an accent. O'i, my Acon. Records. That's dropping to a round.

That's what you say when you see his thing. Negative 90 degrees Fahrenheit. Making it the pole of cold. Yeah, so it's a... Oh. Oh, it's the pole of cold. Right. Now we've got a new fucking pole that we got to worry about.

Cold pole. Yeah, we've got the cold pole. Where's a hot pole of heat? Hot pole, we've got to be a desert. Sahara Desert. Yeah. I bet it gets pretty hot. Death Valley?

No. The Sahara. We got the North Pole. Where's the East and West Pole? That's a great question. The East Pole. New York City, the West Pole, Los Angeles. There we go.

The Poles of Entertainment and Culture. There we go. That's good. Yeah. So, does that answer your question? Whoa. Whoa, this guy is cool. What the hell?

This is what goes on in the town? He's cool. It's cool. It's fucking AI. Can't even read that shit. Isn't it fucked up that if you're just happened to be born in a town that's really cold, you just got to do shit like.

that your whole life. He's got to be fucking Santa Claus. Candy land and fucking walking around. I was watching all these YouTube videos with my wife of this family that lives in Siberia and this really cold place and they're like, they send their son to see. He has to walk to school.

He's like a little like seven-year-old kid. And they're like, yeah, he has to walk with the dog in case he passes out and dies from the cold on the way to school. It's like, what's a dog going to do? And then they're like, yeah, and our other daughter's like in college. She just like,

she let her daughter say, Why you should study. If you make it out of that, that's making out the trenches in a way that nobody on earth knows about. You really deserve it. It'd be better if everyone started with that kind of challenge.

Yeah. They should kind of have the most whatever. It doesn't matter kind of what it is. Everybody should be from a city that is the most something. They should designate all the cities as or just be you should start in the worst place. The lowest city. The highest city.

You can't fall. You can fall in some places. You can fall. Most trees, how would that be dangerous? You could run into them. You could drive into them like the Jackass. Splinters. These are added after splinters.

Also, these are added after the automotive industry has been created. It's hard to squeeze through all the trees. Yeah, you're going to drive around. Yeah, it's a lot of trees. Most trees is a lot of trees. That is a lot. In the redwood forest, we're going to put a city in there. But the rules, unfortunately, we're going to put a city in there.

These are an endangered tree. We're going to put a city in there. I don't think that's the most trees. Those are the biggest trees. There's a lot of gaps. Cities with the most biggest trees is what I meant to say. Yeah, I'd live there. That'd be nice.

It'd be like... The city with the most biggest trees would be a city that you... That's where you would like get to go to after you like make it out of the... Yeah. The highest city, it could be like, well, now I'm going to move to the city with the most biggest trees. I do think it's good to be from extreme places. Yeah. And I think extreme sports are better than normal sports.

extremity in everyday life. Extremeness is good. Yeah. That book anti-fragile. What's that? It's just a book that says what he just said

with a bunch more words. But it basically is about how extreme sports are better than normal sports. And if you're from an extreme place or you eat at extreme restaurants, you have a better life. Is this similar to why? Vagipus.

It's not. Bugs. It's anti that. Yeah, wait. Expand upon extreme restaurants real Well, that was just off the top of my head. If you're like eating on a diving board above like one of those tanks with a bunch of sharks in? Yeah.

Yeah. Is that a restaurant though? Or is that just eating on a diving board? Eating chum in the middle of the ocean? Eating chum on a diving board above sharks. Yeah. That's a really good concept for a extreme restaurant. If you just eat a normal meal at a steakhouse but you have a gun pointed at your head.

Yeah. Yeah. That's somewhat extreme. That's not normal. Spicy food. Yeah. Spicy food restaurants. Yeah.

Something that's called, something called fusion. Yes, fusion, yeah. What the fuck? That's an extreme thing. A big green ball with two different hands of different races. This food's unstable. No, no, no, we got to serve this to him right now. It's about to go over the edge.

The Mexican and Indian elements are, what element is similar? Oh, fuck, I don't even know a single element that's similar to these foods. You know, the nuclear experiment with the ping pong balls on the mouse trap? that but it's devil d'is. I don't know what you're talking about. I like the visual, though. The nuclear experiment where the ping's away.

The ping pong balls on the mousetrap, that but with devil d'ex. Yeah. What does that mean? Okay, so break it down one by one. Okay, so back to the shorts clip for me, there's this experiment that they do when they're trying to teach children about nuclear energy. What they do is they take a bunch of mouse traps, put them in a big container and put ping pong balls in every single one.

Oh, yeah. Then they set one off, and then all of them go away. So that's an easy way to demonstrate to kids how nuclear energy works. They actually do that for the criticality. They actually do that to reach criticality. So my idea is that you take the exact same experiment, but you do it with devil dags or mouse traps made of cheese. Well, that wouldn't make much sense because the cheese often goes on the mousetrap. That's why these ones are different.

Fair point. Imagine a fucked up world where the mousetrap is made of cheese and the bait is a piece of metal. what kind of horrible animals would we be living with? Metal eaters. I think we'd be living with a lot more mice. Yeah. Because they'd just be eating the trap. What's true?

Yeah. They would be sustained. I like the way you said it. I was going to say sustenanced. They would be sustained. And I tried to fix it midway through. Yeah. But they would be sustained.

Yeah. You're not wrong here. They could eat. I think you're coming out. of it. Honestly, you seem, you seem smarter by the second. More lucid than you were 10 minutes ago. I've been speaking like a professor for the past couple minutes. I agree.

Sustained. Sustained. It would be completely sustained. Oh, my word. They say, they're seeing an animal eating food. It's being sustained. My word, that's what a professor would say. That thing is sustained. Jesus

Christ, how many more they They're all going to get sustained. We have a problem. We're starting to be worried about you again. Jesus Christ, they're all going to be sustained. We're going to stop having a problem if they're all sustained. But you know what actually does view the mousetrap as food? What?

The humble woodchuck. Yeah. Wow. They ain't so humble. Those things are nasty. You think that they are. They started getting, they started getting put on advertisements. Woodchurchs?

fucking wood chipping companies? I haven't seen that. I saw it grown up. No. They started. There was one restaurant. They started when you were growing up, yeah. One company would come into my neighborhood.

There was a tree cutting company in my hometown called tree fitness. That makes no sense. I know. You got to call these people. The logo pissed me off so much when I was a kid. And I thought that it was a gym for years and years and years. And then I found out that it was just, they would cut down trees. And I knew the sun.

Jim. I knew the son. He was rich. Well, not him, but his dad was rich from cutting the trees. What was your, I guess you were in, in proximity. There was, like, a lot of, like, Irish travelers with paving companies down in the Carolinas. First, I'm hearing about it. Irish travelers with paving companies? I don't know. Well, I thought you would have seen them.

I was going to ask, what was your, like, towns, like, there was, like, their rich kids in town, and they would have, like, it was like, oh, yeah, my dad, there's a kid in my hometown. his name was Colin and like his dad owned all the Dunkin' Donuts franchises. So he's like, Oh, there's a rich guy who owned all the McDonald's. Yeah. Then the second richest was this family that owned all the paving companies. I think Irish travelers aren't supposed to be rich.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, because they're cutting a lot of corners on the, on the paving is what Tom told me. That's the look these days, though. Yeah, that's true. A cracked pavement thing. No, I'm thinking roundless. Rounded.

Oh, round. Yeah, well, true. A lot of rounded pavement. Yeah, that's a nicer look. Yeah. And a hard. Well, you spilled all over. No, what was your,

what was your town's biggest export is basically what I'm asking? We had paving. The movies, bro. Paving and Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, yeah, that's right. Wilmington. Hollywood. Hollywood, bitch.

Yeah. Yeah. What was your hometown's biggest export? Yeah. There was a refinery. What did they refine? Cool. I guess oil?

Yeah, it kind of looked like a... Where are you from? I'm from Southern Illinois Okay Okay We're like DeKalb No No I'm not gonna say

What town My bad Is I'm sorry Respect it I don't want to docks you No it's okay I only know I only know DeKalb

Because of that band Charles Bronson Uh I'm from near Sajey Which is a town That's owned by Monsanto Oh Whoa

It was like It was like Incorporated by Monsanto Or something Yeah Were you getting A lot of good chemical runoff Did you guys get like

The Honey Crisp Apple in like 2003. We didn't get anything good. There was a lot of childhood asthma. Yeah. That was like something we got early. Yeah. Y'all were pioneers. So you guys didn't get

like the cotton candy grapes. There you have a testing ground there. Yeah. No. Pink pineapple. It wasn't a commercial testing market. Watermelon. Did you ever know? We didn't have like a raising canes. Yeah. Did you ever know anybody who got turned into a plant?

No damn you're lucky because we knew a lot of kids yeah it sounds like a really boring busting drop boring

boring you didn't know anybody you got turned into a plant what about somebody who watched so much TV their head became a TV I don't know they never left their house

yeah true I wouldn't be able to spot that one again we knew a lot of kids like that yeah that was a pretty common problem did you ever know anybody who made that

the east coast made that face so long that it got stuck like that yeah okay all right that one's pretty normal that's a pretty normal they're still doing that out there yeah us east coasters we don't

we don't really get that anymore nah that was like the that was like the choking game for me yeah making that face yeah they were like don't make that face it's gonna get stuck like that and I really took it seriously that was health class yeah 10th grade that was like I took that series because of the

one crazy summer the John Cusack movie there's that one scene in that movie I saw it as a kid where it was like if you make that face too long you'll get stuck like that but also if you get hit in the back of the head your face will get stuck like that and there's a scene in that movie you try to do that to yourself today yeah that's you know what that's what it was I was trying to keep my face funny forever that's what having a stroke is like yeah in a way that's true but uh there's that scene

there's that scene in one crazy summer where the the the girl's dog is being made fun of and then the two girls are like I don't know this movie so just that That description of the scene is so funny. It was being by the guy who made Ned's Declassified. What are they saying to the dog? They're doing this to the dog. And then she walks up behind them and then like slaps them both on the head and then they get stuck like that.

Like it's like they're taped up. And then they're gone for the rest of the movie. Yeah. You have to assume that they're like in the hospital somewhere. Yeah. It's like horrific operations. Plastic surgery. Intubated.

Yeah. And then they came. out as beautiful models. Dude, they came out on top. Models are on average more beautiful than but don't even get me starting on super models. Super models are hot. That is the next level above and above.

Models. My God. Super models. Dude, you think models are hot. These women are stickly and thin. Models must have been so fucking pissed off when super models hit the skin. Yeah, I'm a model. Oh, really? I'm a super fucking model.

Yeah. When are we getting mega models? It seems like it's time, right? I don't even remember any new supermodels. No. You don't remember them? Because we're going to get mega models soon. Didn't all the super models come out like in the 90s?

Yeah. Julian Casablanca's dad invented the whole concept. They're still beautiful. So there's no reason to replace them. Yeah. They have worn out their usefulness. It's about time though to like take it up. I think models were still useful when super models came out.

I think we have. We have mega models. We have mega models, but it's like that lady... Who's the first mega model? The lady that just passed away recently from jumping off a building. Her name was Mary Magdalene. She had like so much... Mary Magdalene from the Bible? No, no, no, this is a different woman. She had a... Oh, the injector of her body.

Yeah, I think that's a mega model in my mind. Okay. A suicidal body injector? No, she was suicidal due to mental health. But there's some women who... Mental health problems. Yeah. Yeah. There's some women who get like their She's a mega model.

Yeah, because her bodily features are so mega. Her bodyly features. But she mostly was known for her mental illness that caused her to... Well, now she is, but she used to be known for how, like, too huge her butt was. She had a large rear end. I can attest this. She had a mat, pretty massive. It probably fucks up your perception of reality when your butt is that big.

You're probably thinking everything's so fucking small. Yeah. Everything's so soft to sit on. Well, I don't think it looks... Yeah, you have a fucking warped view of the world. Yeah, you're... Everything's soft. Why are these...

Why is this spiky-ass ground so soft this sit on? They're sitting on that the anti-homless stuff. Yeah. Is this going to drive me at... Yeah! You're trying to solve the mystery of the soft ground. Yeah, it's like the number 23. Yeah, it's exactly like that.

This chair's soft. This chair's soft. Yeah, you see somebody sit down in a chair and be like, ah, this chair's so uncomfortable and get up and you rush over to Sit down and go. No! It's the fucking song! Everyone's lying to me.

Everyone is lying to me. That would make you think that you were on the Truman Show. Yeah. Or some other movie. The true butt show. The true butt show. Although I don't think that butt was exactly true. Come on.

She's passed away. We already were laughing about her. We weren't laughing. We were making fun of her body. We were laughing. We were looking. Ficiously disrespecting her. And that's where you draw the line.

You, no, because that's the thing that she worked hard on. that's a good point yeah that was her creation we're laughing at it being soft to sit on it but she worked so we're laughing about how nice and good it was yeah okay all right well you're laughing at good things and you're coming in and making it all bad you're saying her butt probably stinks can you test me of what oh yeah that's right Patrick er no that's Caleb genius yeah Caleb genius yeah Caleb genius too the sequel so this is this is this is camera thing so we can read this Maybe move it to the middle.

To the middle. So, or even to small. Smallified is fine. Okay. So this is the Caleb genius. We've done this before. And now we're doing it with Derek.

Everyone has to read these lyrics and tell us what they think about these songs. What kind of music do you like? Only ambient. Only ambient. Yeah. And I don't know any artists. He'd like it. I like ambient sounds.

Do I mean? Do you know that I hear? Do you know this song? Those aren't, that's vocal. What about this one? That's much better. That's much better. Do you like this?

I think that's something else. That's ASMR. That's Stomp. This is Stomp. No, but that's like the concept behind the show, Stomp. Do you think Stomp is ambient? I saw Stomp. That's why I brought it up.

You saw Stomp? Yeah. I think it's IDM. Oh. Irish dance music. Well, all right. So the concept of this is that, yeah, everyone has to read these lyrics. And then one point for correct answers in terms of like the genre, who it is.

What, like, the song is about. Point five every time that Caleb is in the ballpark. Zero of completely wrong. I mean, we've done. You guys remember the rules, right? It's pretty simple. It's a pretty simple game. It's pretty simple.

simple game here. So let's get into our first song here. Got a stomachache, got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache just now. Just now I got a stomach ache got a stomach ache just now. Also, I forgot to read. It gets easy, it's easy, but then it gets harder as it goes on. Okay. I don't know this song. You don't know this song? No. I don't know this song either. You guys don't know this song? This is easy? This is the easiest song. Did you sing it or were you just reading it? I'm just reading it.

Can you sing it? Could you sing it? If I sang it, I think, you know what? Maybe I should have put this at the end, but I thought that this was a... Is it rap? Yeah, it's rap. No, it's maybe one of the first songs you learned in your life. I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee.

It's in the same ballpark. I'll give you that. A, no. Quinkle, trinkle little star? No. You could try and sing it. Got a stomach egg. Got a stomach egg. Got a stomach egg just now.

What the fuck kind of version of this song? Just now I got a stomach egg. Got a stomach egg just now. Yeah, so it's that song. What song is it? See, I told you it was easy. What song? You just have to say what song it is now. Mary Chris.

How does that song go? Found a peanut? Found a peanut. Yeah. That's the name of the song? Ice cream. Yeah. This song used to play when I worked at the liquor stove.

this song used to play over the Bluetooth. Yeah. See, the thing Caleb doesn't know that much music is the also, the other thing I forgot to introduce. I only know.

You know you listen to YouTube shorts and rap. So I front loaded this with a lot, a lot of rap. Okay. So this is rap. So this is rap.

Okay. This is the first rap song on the list. Oh, I like the interesting U's. Yeah. See you in those jeans want to pull you closer.

Boy, Boy, West Coast. Yeah. I already know this one. Yes. Okay. So again, it gets harder as it goes. Okay. You at the club? I miss that song. Me too. I watch it. Sometimes if I smoke weed, I'll watch it because it really does just instantly

put me in a good mood. The video is great. Yeah, the video specifically. He has an amazing smile. Yeah. He does. And the fake drinking and like every part of this is so good. He's pretending that he's poeing up. Yeah. It's amazing. And I love his outfit and his eyebrow. I should have maybe put that one first.

I think that was easier than found a peanut. I have a daughter. I'm buying her a baby Birkin. Fucked her good and got our legs hurting. I don't know this lyric. You don't know this lyric. But I'm almost certain... What do you think this song's about?

I'm almost certain that this is Young Thug. Okay. But what do you think this song is about? Based on this lyric alone... What do you think that this song is about? The reason I bring this up is that I've heard a lyric that is very similar from Young Thug. You've heard a lyric about buying your daughter a baby... Birkin and then fucking her so good it's got her legs hurting.

There's a young thug lyric where he says, daughter sexy and my son got the squad or something. Really? Really? Okay. So I think it's more, it's complimentary to. Fuck her good and got her legs hurting is complimentary. You think this is a compliment from a father to a daughter?

It's a way to compliment. No, I don't think that. But I, but I think maybe what I would say, here is that there's an invisible line break. Yeah, I mean, I would say it's not even, I would say it's not even so invisible. You can kind of see it in baby Birkin, but I think these are two

separate thoughts. You think they're two separate thoughts. Yeah, they are. I think it's, I have a daughter. I'm buying her a baby Burkin. Oh, her, I fucked her so good. I got her in her head. That's what you do. Yeah. There's a kind of a, you know. Well, now you're punching up the lyrics.

Perenthesies and her. I've never, I've never seen you punch up the lyrics before. Yeah. So if I had to fix this lyric, not that there's anything wrong You know what? You'll get a point. You'll get a point for fixing it. Okay, really? A full point? Half point. Thank you. You've got a half point for fixing it. Well, a full point on the new system because you already said you were going to add them all up and then divide them by two.

I guess. Okay, so how many points do I have right now? Do I have to divide them as I go? I'm keeping track. No, thank you. Two points on the old system or the new system? Well, you divide it by two at the end. It's the old system because we got two right. Yeah.

Okay, so it's the old system. Okay. Okay. I've used the new system. Okay. The new system would be four. No, he has two points.

What, but we got two things. Didn't we get two things? No, he's dividing it by two. Oh, you're already dividing it? Yeah.

At the end, at the end. Divided at the end, dude. Okay. What is this? This is Baby Burkin by Gunna. Oh, yeah. I don't like Gunna very much.

Oh, I thought you did. No, I like this. Again, I was like, I was like the easy stuff. I like Gunna with little baby. Okay. But I don't like his solo. projects.

Okay. Well, I... You like Gunna, what Gunna did with his little baby?

You like what Gunna did with his frequent collaborator named little he was a

freak little baby. A freaky collaborator was a little baby. Yeah, and that's probably

what he's talking about here. Okay, this next one here. In about three years, holla at me, Miley Cyrus. I don't discriminate.

No, not at all. Kit cat a midget. If that ass sauce, if that ass soft, I break her off. I exchange

V cards with the retards. So who is this and what is the song about? This is... Is this rock and roll? It's not rock and roll. This is not striking me as the kind of song that I would listen to. This is not something you would listen to.

This has to be... Hmm. I'm going to guess that this is something because I think you like doing this sometimes. I'm going to guess that this is like a Hobson or tech nine kind of A rapper.

Yeah, I was going to guess a white rapper. A white rapper, yeah, which that's my guess. White rapper were a spiritually kind of white rapper. Okay, so you think like maybe like, like, say like a young gravy or like little dicky or something like that? You think this is like a funny?

No, I don't think this is a funny. I think this is horror or this could be the game. Okay. This is like, this is like a way when he did that one album that was all songs like this. It could be like kind of a horror core type of thing. Okay.

Because how horrible is it to say these horrible words? Yeah, to exchange your V-card with a mentally handicapped person. In about three years, holla at me, Miley Cyrus. That also dates it, doesn't it? Yes. But also, oh, yeah, wait, how old is she? She's a 35, maybe. Yeah, they don't want a weird age gap.

I'm guessing either shooting for 18. Miley Cyrus was probably 15 in somewhere around 2011 or 2010, I would guess. She's a little older than me. But wait, that's almost when I was 15. Okay, 2012 was actually exactly when I was 15. So let's say 2009. Okay. And I'm going to say an around of that.

Do you want a hint? Yes. Okay. This is like a big musical group. Oh, is it the Bloodhound gang? No. A big music group. I think you should guess that again.

Yeah. It might take next time. It's a big, it's a big group of rappers. Is it? Is it B-12? This is Brockhampton in 2018. This is what Brockhampton was doing before that guy got kicked out. In 2009, 2010, a big group of rappers.

G unit, that's not big. That's four. You're saying big in terms of there's a lot of people in it? No, like big, like, you know, like, like, sold a lot of records. Okay. Um, hmm. Do you have any, do you have any? Um, my only guess was going to be D12.

said that already. Okay. I'm going to lock in D12. Okay. Oh, wait. What is? No, it wouldn't be like some weird ICP thing. Would it? No. Wouldn't be. Would not. Do they say, but they say stuff like they do say stuff. They do say. They were almost, you know what? I'll say they were almost on this episode. But then I was like, it's too. Strike that from the list. Yeah. Strike ICB for the list. Okay. So my, my guess is D12. Okay. You think this is D12. Yes. This is every girl by young money. That is MacMaine's first. See, I would have never guessed Young Money as a group. What do you mean? Because they...

YMCMB. But no, but that was like the record label. Yeah, but then they put out like, what is? Bedrock, every girl. They put out like multiple songs. Yeah, but I just wouldn't think of them as a group. You think of that as all the artists, though, I feel like. Yeah, but that's a group. Like, you know, like... I wouldn't call like good music back in the day, like a group.

Well, didn't they put out a song together? They put out an album, but for some reason it's not a group to me. But it's okay. I'm not mad at you. That was just a clue. So if the clue is wrong, that doesn't necessarily mean.

Yeah. I guess it's a little semantical. I wasn't ever going to get that. Okay. You've never heard that? Well, what about this song? Dear Mr.

Toilet, I'm the shit. This is one of the most common lyrics in all of music. Uh-huh. Well, who said it? It could, I'm not kidding. This could be 50 different people.

I told you, it gets harder as it goes. This is Oasis. Damn, Mr. Toilet. I'm the shit. Dear Mr. Toilet. Okay. so it's a British fella.

No. It's not a British fella. Dear Mr. Lou. Oh, yeah. True. Dear Mr. Toot. It's an American. Yes.

Yeah. It's an American rapper. Dear Mr. Toilet. Is this a white rapper? This is Stan by Eminem. That's the only time I can think of as starting with deer. I'm the, yeah. This is letter to Mr. Toilet by any rapper.

I'm wondering why. Money on my mind. Oh, off the Carter, too. Yep, Carter, too, Lil Wayne. I thought you would know that. That's not even close to my favorite little way now. Wow. Okay.

Well, I guess I was a little bit off. So this song. See Sandy Cheeks. Yeah, I'm bursting her bubble. A jellyfish lover. I'll catch me a couple. Yeah, a magical world. The F is for fun.

So what do you think this song is about? I think it's about SpongeBob. It might be about SpongeBob. You're right. Hey, you're right on the money, bud. This is a song from SpongeBob. From SpongeBob. Oh, SpongeBob.

That's what you just said? This is going to be the new one, right? But the meme, the meme one? No, but that's in the movie. They're not going to say sandy cheeks. I'm burst in her bubble. Yeah, they will. They might.

That's an insanely innuendo-filled lyric. That is an insanely innuendo-filled lyric. And who's a rapper who speaks a lot in innuendos? Okay. It's Ice Spice, Big Guys, Bench, Bob, Gowke. Okay, you were close. It's actually Taiga, Swately, and Lil Mosey. The crabby step, which is from the previous movie.

They let him say that? Yeah, they let him say that in the damn song. See Sandy Cheeks, I'm bursting her bubble? Yeah. Oh. A jellyfish lover. I'll catch me a couple. I don't know where F is for fun came.

That means like... Jellyfish lover. Pussy, something. Yeah. I think maybe the jellyfish must be a euphemism for vagina. Yeah. Just interesting. But the F is just for fun.

But the F is for fun. That's like kind of clearing up. But there could also be... I'm not doing as well here. Fun could stand for like, fuck, fun to fuck you. Okay.

Fun to fuck. We have left the world of rap, I believe. Take me away. I want to see new places. Please take me away and see new people. I want to see new oceans. Take me away.

This is a rock band. Okay. You think this is a rock band? This is not just any rock band. This is not just any rock band. the fray. And this is how to save a life.

You think this is a verse and how to save a lot? Yeah, because I only know the chorus, but it makes sense. Take me away. Well, it doesn't. It doesn't make that much sense. Well, the verse wouldn't sound

like the chorus necessarily. It could be a bridge. Yeah. Okay. Good point. Good point. Or a Cota. Well, Cota would be,

isn't that a return to the... No. Cota is like an outro. What's the thing where you go back to the... Refrain. That's a quote. chorus.

Refrain. A refrain is a chorus. Okay. So I'm going to guess this is the bridge on how to save a life. Okay. This is how to save a life by the fray.

Now this is actually still in the world of rap. This is by Emily Montez. Emily expressed her desire to see new places and go outside during the COVID-19 lockdown. Yes. Have you ever heard this song? No.

Can you pull this up, Julio? I think you guys would really like this song. This is a very, this is a very interesting. That's a one-minute song. I like... I have heard this song.

I want to see new I'm going to see new. I didn't think it was rap, but then that... Yeah, it really didn't strike me as rap. She has a lot of songs about how she's like the best rapper ever better than chance of the rapper, stuff like this.

Wow. Yeah. High bar. Yeah. Let's see the next song here. Remember when I hated my life and I said I didn't want to die, but I did. Now I know the reason why I'm still alive.

It's because of the sky. This is from Chicken Little. Okay, so I'm remembering... It has to be from Chicken Little. I'm remembering that part of the game is also guessing what the song is about. Yes. That's just as important.

Uh-huh. This is... Here's something to keep in mind. This is, like, Spotify lyric screenshot, so it's not on Genius. Yeah, true. That's a good... That's good.

So it's not going to be anything that I know. Exactly. It doesn't exist. Okay, so Patrick, you went really, really hard with this one. Maybe this should have been the last one. I don't know. Remember when I hated my life? But what do you think it's about?

What do you think the subject matter this is? This is about an everyday struggle with mental health issues, not unlike what Mary Magdalene was going through when her butt fell off that. Mary Magdalene, do you want to follow that trail? Female. Christ. Christianity. Christ Dillinger.

This is a Christ Dillinger song, you would say? Christian Bale Batman No Christian Bale No Okay

This is a Christian song Is a Christian song Yes Okay so this is Hill Song United Okay So you're

I guess he's not seeing it But Or POD Don't turn around Don't turn around This is a Christian song It's by Uh

What are some clues I could give him Female Female a female woman a Christian song by a female

YouTuber female YouTuber and she's also been in movies and other things she was just recently on Broadway a female

YouTuber who was just recently on Broadway a YouTuber was just recently on Broadway is it that skinny blonde girl that used to do those sketches back in the day

she was getting in trouble all the time who were you talking about you're making, Patrick is getting stressed because he has to say whether she's skinny or not. Okay, so it's somebody who's had weight problems. Yes.

Okay. You know what? Yes, we can agree on that. Weight issues. Again, I can't see this. A very big, something that's very big. Okay, so. A very big YouTuber is what I meant to say.

Very big feeling. That wives and girlfriends love to hate or love to love to hate. Dude, it's somebody. Come on. Somebody. Wait. Let's see. I just want to see if you can get it. I don't think.

No. Oh, okay. It's Trisha Paitis. Oh. It's I Love You Jesus by Tricia Pettus. She's a YouTuber? Yeah, she was like one of the biggest YouTubers. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah. I only know her music. Not this song. This is a deeper cut. I'm sorry. That's okay. Yeah. I only picked the Spotify one because it was more correct than the,

oh, okay. All right. The genius one. But there is a genius page. There is a genius page for this. Okay. All right. How many?

What's the next one? I think we got like three or maybe like three to five. What's my points at? Okay. Yeah, what's the points at? Let's see the points. Uh, he cut out.

Three and a half. Three and a half. It's not too bad. Not too fucking bad. I'm being a little lenient. I'm going to be honest. Yeah. I'm giving you half like almost every guess except for this one.

Okay. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the. Sister's Mr. Coca-Cola roller coaster. I feel like I know this. I feel like I know it too. You think so?

No. The way that you said that means I don't. Who do you think it is? Who do you think it is? I have no idea, but I feel like I know it. The greatest rock band in history. Kiss. Okay.

So rock band is correct. I'll give you that. So that's another. This is Jewish rock band? This is a Jewish. It has to be a Jewish rock band. It is a Jewish rock band? I don't think so.

I think they're. I think they're... This is geese. I've never heard it. Me neither. Does it sound like this? I'm locking it in. I have no idea.

Never heard a song. Let me look at this again. Funky little monkey. I'll say they were one of the biggest like K rock bands. This is an older band. Korean rock. Well, it could be anything. Yeah.

What does that mean? No, like K rock like one of one. Like the radio stations, you know. Can you give me an era? They were at their prime, at their prime when we were maybe in like third grade. Oh, shit. Okay. Like biggest band,

biggest rock band. Biggest rock band. When we were in like third grade. When I in 2005. Yeah. It was the biggest rock band in 2005. It's like Creed or something. Um,

or like something. Red out of chili peppers or something. Right. That's a good guess. It's a really good guess. Is it not? Is it red hot chili peppers? It's not red hot chili peppers.

Wait, that's a very good guess. Yeah. Sublime? No. They Bradley Noel passed away in like the 90s. But for me, that was huge in times of them.

Yeah. They were all still alive when they were all still alive. when they were at their peak. But some of them are dead now. No. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know too much about them. Oh, and they're not American.

I'll give you that. Okay, not American. They're a Canadian band? Yes. Panic at the disco. And this song, by the way, is about a theme park. Yeah. No.

This is actually, this is Nickelback. Oh. This is when Nickelback tried to be disco. Oh, she keeps me. Like every great rock band, kiss, Nickelback, they have one disco song. Damn, I, for some reason, all the pieces were there and I just couldn't put that one together.

Canadian, biggest rock band in 2005. I didn't even know that are Canadian. You didn't know that? No, man. That's like their biggest export, them in Sum 41. Some 41's Canadian? Yeah. The guy's name is Derek Willoughby.

That's a very Canadian name. It means fucking nothing. It's a very Canadian name. It means nothing. That's an extremely Canadian. name. What are you talking about? What am I in the psycho?

I think Gord is a really Canadian name. If his name was Gord Gretzky. Gord Gretzky. That would actually be a great. That's a great band name. Okay, give me the next one. Okay, let's see the next one here.

We are Munsoned. We are squat. We are flashing 12 o'clock. We are spread out butt cheeks pulled apart, so just the air leaks. This has to be some freaky shit from the 70s. That's what you believe?

or primus. Okay. Those are my two guesses. Yeah, Primus along the lines of primus. From the 70s or Primus. Or tool. Okay.

Sometimes you'll look at the tool lyrics and you're like, that's what the fuck down? They're talking about butts and poop. Yeah, so much it's about poop and they're called their band poop. Yeah. That's a great,

actually, we should make that logo. The tool logo, the lateralus, the t-shirt I have that says tool with the line coming from the P that underlying. It basically already is, it says poop.

Yeah, that's just another one of their potty humor tricks. Yeah, that's a good idea. Am I close with any of those guesses? I guess you're a little close with Primus. It's got to be something like, it's going to be Frank Zappa or something. It was said earlier. These lines, it was said earlier. Why not you?

Bloodhound gang. Bloodhound gang. Oh, shit. Which son? Well, guess what the son's about before you, okay. It's called Pennsylvania. It's about the state of Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania.

Okay. I don't think we would have guessed that. It's about, it's a, if we would have guessed all the states, we would have got there. Yeah, let's just guess all the states from now on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What state they're from? Yeah. Do you have more? Yeah, I think I have like two, three more after this. You say you hate the shade of my face

for my father's share crops. My people were slaves before yours invented hip-hop. So what genre this is this? What genre is this? This is rap. This is rap. This is rap. Okay.

And like, by who? Who do you think? A Irish guy. This Irish rap? Or a Jewish guy. Is this Irish rap? Okay. Or a Jewish guy.

I guess it could be Jewish. Modus Yahoo. Modus Yahoo. It could be modest Yahoo. I. But it's also a racist Irish guy. Wait, is this ill bill? No.

Oh, fuck. I think this song came out in 2007. I'll give you that. Oh, this was, I think this is by Caleb Pitts. Yeah. Caleb Pitts in 2007. my people my people were slaves before yours I think of hip hop

Try and wrap that out You really feel so I hate the shade of my face For my father's share crops My people were slaves before yours Evented hip hop You think it's Uncle Adams You think it's Curtis Blow Based of that

This is the rhyme This is the Beastie Boys Right It is the Beastie Boys No, the Beastie Boys were, well, you know what? Actually, yes, they were Jewish guys. Vanilla Ice. Is Van Winkle a Jewish last name?

I don't know. Because Rob Van Winkle is Van Winkle is Van Winkle's real name. But just tell me who this is. I know it's rap. Okay, you're, you want to lock in right now that this is a wrap song. I know because of the way that you're so bad at this that you just gave away that it's not rap. And I'm still going to lock it in. That's how confident I am.

All right. right. This is Died a Jew by Say Anything. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. This is a pop-pokes song. Yeah. Wow. Say anything, not a band I really know that much about. Yeah. Well, I told you

it gets harder as it goes. I thought you knew stuff about them. I thought they were... Say anything. Like a big, like, you know... Say anything is the bottom of the barrel of that stuff. I think that might be the last one. There might be one more. Oh. D-R-A-K-E. Kendrick Lamar. This might be the hardest one actually.

Really? Yeah. Okay, so it's not about Drake that I'm thinking of. That's my... Maybe. Maybe. Who knows? Theme song is good.

Drake and Josh theme song. But who sings that? Big hurdle there. Drake and Josh. Okay. Dr. A-K-E. Because this could be a Drake lyric, because remember, Drake is an acronym.

Do you write and kill everything? D-E-R-E-K. that could be good what pound it you gave him two R's in his name you have to one R I didn't hear what you said

D-R-E-R-E-K I thought you were just saying Drake as soon as you started saying letters I was like my mind went he's going to say Drake so I spelled your name wrong I thought I had two R-R-E-K I thought I had two R's

you did have two R's no okay well I added one R DACA point for that why is that a point loss I only have four and a half That's not right, man. You guessed what my name was and you didn't get it right.

Okay. Well, you got partial. Partial. I should get a half point for that. Drake. What is this song about? Is it a question that you may ask me? Well, here's my answer.

This is a song about Drake. Okay. And I'm going to say that it's by Birdman. Okay. That's my guess. Okay. That's your guess you're locking it. I think it's hip hop.

Okay. This is actually a rock song by the guy who sings her name. Oh, Moturn Media. Matt Farley. Yeah. Also one viewer, and it's me. One guy. One guy coming on genius.com.

Shout out Matt Farley, man. Yeah, shout out to Matt Farley. Okay, so what's my final? England legend. What is your final score? He said three. Or did you say wait? How is it?

Three points. Two, three points. Well, it's divided, remember? But it was, I thought it was three and a half earlier. It would be, the dividing only happens if I have full numbers. Oh, wait, no, never mind. So if you had gotten higher than five, I would have, how did I get a half number before this?

You got higher than 3.1. I would have been made you $100. You would have been to be $1.60. That's not true. Well, I was going to. Zell, sorry. But then you got a deduction. Again, and it's higher than five.

and I would have Zeld you $60. It was supposed to be a big reveal at the end. Who deducted my points again? Because you spelled Derek with two R's. Were you so offended that I really was a loser. When I said that, when I said that, that was,

I didn't know that. So can I be awarded back a point? I'll give you half a point back. Okay. And you'll give me half a point? I'm not a judge. No, I'm the audience. 3.5. You don't get the $60. If we ever do this again,

it will be set up like a game show. And it'll be for $6. $60. I'll have it out in coins. To make it look cool. Yeah. This will be my Joe box. Okay. Okay. Well, then I'm interested in doing this next week. No, because we have the other thing next week.

We can move that. You really want to move that. No, I want $60. You can get $60. Yeah, you... Derek will give you $60. I don't have it. He'll give it to you out of it.

I'm glad you guys had me on, but I really just don't have it. you know, I have 60 bucks to just let me have because I almost won. I didn't know that was going to be part of this, so I didn't make that money. I said bring 60. I didn't either until I heard of it after I lost. Yeah. So you weren't going to get me fucking $60. Dude, fuck this fucking game.

No, you like this game. I do like this game. It's fun. I didn't get one right. No, you didn't get one right, but that's the fun of it. The fun of it is you not knowing anything. But you need to maybe be paying more attention to my scrobble. Okay. Do you have a last of FM?

No, but maybe I'll start one and I'll start making grids and stuff so that you can understand. I get really into it. Maybe I'll have to develop a new hot weekly listen. Isn't the whole fun of the game the fact that you don't really listen to anything other than on YouTube shorts?

Dude, I listen to amazing music. What's your last five songs played? My last five songs, like on my, I don't know how to look at that. On YouTube music, just go to recently played. I'm looking at, yeah, I don't know how to do that. My last, oh wait, I found it. Your top five wrapped, actually.

Let's see YouTube music wrapped if you still have that. No, just let it just say what you say. My last five songs, El Paso by Marty Robbins. Okay. Ever since you left me, parentheses, I went deaf by French Montana and Max B. Okay. Coding Crazy by Future. Okay.

Ever since you left me, I went deaf by March, Montana, Max B. And then counting stars by New Jobbies. Okay. I don't know that. You don't know New Jobbies, dude? No, I don't. He's a, he's a, he's a, he's. What's your, what, say one more. Say one more. So we get a clean five.

Drinking problem by Midland. And then, it's a country song. Okay. And then stay scheming by French Montana and Rick Ross and whipping that way by French Montana and Max B. Then ever since you left me, I went deaf by French Montana and Max B. Then drinking and smoking by Future and Lilousie Vert. Okay. then some other crap. What's the other crap?

It seems like you're hiding. It's all just kind of stuff. What are you hiding? I'm not party next door. Future. I'm just trying to find something. You are scrolling a lot. Yeah.

It doesn't seem like you're like taking out the respectful ones. All the future and party next door. It's all the same artist I just said. Gunna. Young boy never broke again. Gunna. He was on the list. See,

I was on the money there. I was at the gym. Okay. Let's see. I just want to go until I find something that isn't this kind of shit. Okay.

Fuck. It's all the same songs. Over and over and over again. Ain't it fun by Paramore? Yeah. There we go. But that's the only song that is not some...

Because I do... I will start a radio off of a song. Yeah. I'll just listen to stuff. Okay. So that's how that goes. all of these songs could be featured in YouTube shorts. But in my like to music.

Any song, really. In my liked music, I have stuff that you would never believe that. Oh, okay. And let's see that. Top of the last five liked songs. Grizzly Bear. What song by Grizzly Bear? Ready, Abel by Grizzly Bear.

That's on. The Loner by Gary Moore. Okay. Hold your head up by Argent. I don't know that. Brothers in Arms by Dyer Straits. Okay. Now I'm in your wheel.

house. But you don't listen to those songs. No, they just like them. Amy by Pure Prairie League. Oh, that's a good song. Yeah, dude. So maybe you and me have more in common than we thought we need to bridge this horrible divide that's been created between us. There's no horrible divide.

I just like to school you on musical voltage. And we had a guest and the whole episode. I mean, maybe you could do an episode where you play songs for him and then he gets a point if he likes it. That's a much better idea. kinder. And then for every point he gets you, pay him $50.

That's too much. That can do 50 cents. Okay. Let's listen to a million songs. Well, the first time we ever did this, right? I played too much stuff

that I thought, uh, after the fact, I was like, there's, there's too much that, like, he didn't even know.

Yeah, I didn't know any of this stuff. I don't know any of this. No. I was sitting here the whole time. I do Patrick genius. Okay. And I start quizzing you.

on some crap. Okay. And I'm going to have movies too. Scenes for movies. You have to guess what the movie is. That would be fun as fuck. Yeah, dude. We just do that off-off podcast.

Let's play that game. All right. Derek, people need to go listen to Chamber of Reason with you and Pierce and Matthew Golden. Yes. It's a good podcast. It's such a funny show.

And if you guys like our podcast, you will like their podcast. And there are three of the funny guys. Yes. You've all been on there. So. Yes. That's a, that's an easy entry.

It is. Yeah. Yes. And then you can listen to other episodes which like, yeah. And do that. And you have, you had, what else did you have one? You had Summeron, jail. A lot of women. Mostly women. Yeah, mostly women.

Ivy. These are funny women. Yeah, funny women. It's a podcast about lifting up funny women. We have had no women on here. Also, a good choice. I mean, they're boy podcasts and girl podcasts. hosted by boys.

And you are bridging the gap between boy and girl podcasts. Yes. Which is very interesting. If you're out there listening and you're a girl, check out chamber of reason. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. All right.

Okay. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Thank you. Bye-bye. Do we announce next week? No, no, no.

Surprise him. Surprise her. Do you guys ever get in trouble for being on something on the school computer? Yeah. I got in trouble with the school computers a lot. just because I told this before, but I made like a folder. It was like I titled a folder on like the school's like Z drive, like the shared drive. And it just said important documents.

And then I filled it all with the same picture of beans from Even Stevens. And it was like a gigabyte big. That's pretty. Dude. A whole gigabyte? A whole gigabyte. Well, okay. Think about.

Think about this. Right. Think about this. That was a lot. Yeah. It was a lot back then. Also, we didn't have gigs to spare, man. This is 1994.

These are two megabyte. This is a two megabyte file. Pasted over hundreds of times. And I got no computer access for a week. I got taken off. It doesn't change the total amount. Also, what is like the worst case like? Apparently, they told

me, this was their lie, was that they were that it was slowing down the entire system of the school. But there's no way that was true. You are actually the one who was keeping people from learning. You were stopping people from work. You were on some Mr. Robo shit.

I was. I was hacking the planet, bro. Putting a gig of photos on a... Uh-huh. A computer. They said also... God, what the fuck? There was 100 photos in a folder.

It's calling God. A hundred files and a folder. Crashing the whole. The computer's crassing. The same time to work. That's what they were saying. That's how they acted.