Podcast About List - Ep. #378 - These Rings Have Made Us Immortal And These Pills Gorgeous

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

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You were saying. Can the wizards and Harry Potter, like, do they have, like, what's the word I'm looking for here? They can conjure food? I assume so. Infinite amounts of food, right? So that's interesting. There's so many things in the Harry Potter world.

You see every time in the Great Hall, they got these big giant. And I'm going to end it there. They got these big giant feasts on the table, all this stuff. But they have kitchens, right? Yeah, yeah. So they must be someone making it. But maybe they're assisted by magic. Are they remembering magic food spells?

I bet it's like lab meat where it's like if you make it, if you just like conjure it into existence, I bet it taste bad and I bet they have to take the actual food and his magic to prepare. Well, it's real meat. My guess is that it's real meat and real ingredients, fresh ingredients. Farm grown. Farm grown,

fresh ingredients straight from the farm. Organic. But then it's much like if you go to the, uh, restaurant, Irish family. The weasleys. The weasleys.

Are they Irish? They got red hair. Yeah. There's red hair and there's a hundred of them. Yeah. Yeah. You know what the same. Yeah.

If you go to the Weasley's house, they got the motherfucking doing dishes and shit. Yeah. What does the mom fucking do all day? Sits on her damn Hattachi wand. Yeah, looks like she's sitting on her Hattachi wand eating magic donut all day. You know, they got like a... They got a magic dishes. The dishes are doing dishes all day.

The dishes do them damn cells. Yeah, the dishes do them themselves. That's what I'm saying. Are they cooking here? The magic isn't going to do the work at the fucking ministry of magic. In the wizard's world, a newspaper is a TV. Yeah. Correct?

Yes. So you can only imagine how fucking incredible wizard TV must be. And that is what she's doing all day. The Weasley's can't afford a wizard TV. I bet it's fucking sucks. My point is that they don't have one. Harry Potter. I don't think anybody in any single Harry Potter character can afford a wizard TV.

The Muggles have TVs. No, I think it takes place in 92. In 2001. Yeah, yeah, somewhere around. The last movie is 2001, right? The first movie came out in 2001. Yeah. But I think the last, I think it's supposed.

to take place in the 90s. I would believe that. That makes sense. But also, why are they wearing robes? They wear a suit. You look dapper. Some of them wear suits. Yeah. But that's the thing.

The thing is, the point I was, the needle drop. The original point I was trying to make, they have that terrible rock and roll elf song. But the original point I was trying to make is, they have, no, because there's the fucking, he does the thing, and then all the food appears in the banquet hall. It's probably invisible. It's acchio.

No, is there eating it? It doesn't appear. Yeah, no, is it visible? He makes it undue. Univisible. Or it apparates. It apparates. That's my theory. Because they have kitchens, correct?

I'm not just imagine that. They do have kitchens. I have a very specific brain image of a kitchen from Harry Potter. I feel like it's not true. Not in Hogwarts, but I've seen a kitchen. It's got big stainless steel countertops. Hogwarts kitchen. I'm thinking of the dungeon, the bathroom in the dungeon.

Yeah, a bathroom. You mistook a bathroom for a kitchen. No, he comes to you. No, no, no, no. The troll looks like it's in a kitchen. It looks like the kitchen from the ultra-lux casino. Because to you, a kitchen is a room with toilets filled with poop. Dude, fall in New Vegas, bro.

He's been playing it. Yeah, but I started on the expansion DLCs and I just don't care as much. Yeah, they're not that good. No. I mean, which one did you start on? I beat the one where everybody is Native American. Oh, honest hearts. I didn't give a fuck about that one.

Yeah. And then I started. Joshua Graham, everyone likes them because he's kind of cool, but he's also. Because he's a mummy. Yeah, he's a mummy. He looks cool. He looks cool, but then he's just doing all the, he's cleaning all the guns. It's like, who fucking cares?

Yeah. And I started the other one that has, that's like scary ghosts and the gold. You get infinite gold at the end or whatever. Oh, did you do the glitch? No, I haven't finished. I don't care enough to finish it. It's good. It's good.

Yeah. And you can also do, you can also glitch the thing out so you can get, you can keep the gold. You can keep the gold, yeah. And then trap father Elijah. All my life. Yeah. Well, you walk to Novak. It's really easy.

Okay, all right. We'll talk later. Yeah. Harry Potter. Yeah. My point was that Harry Potter's anti-men. I was going to, okay, well, that's a good point, but I was going to say, why don't they just conjure up all the food and then send it to starving countries? They never want to help. No, no, no.

The wizarding world never wants to help the human beings, and that's fucked up. Every starving country has their own wizards. If I was a human, I'd be so anti-wizard. That's your seat. Harry Potter is the private school. You would be anti-wizard, dude? I'd be treating them. Dude, I'd be treating them like a leftist treats the 1%.

And yet you are an X-Men fan. Yeah. The X-Men help people. Magneto's Brotherhood of Mutants do not. But you know that Magneto is a little bit right. You say this office. Yes. That was it? That's a joke. No, it's not a joke.

It's what Quentin Quire says. No, dude, Magneto is a little bit right. You know that's true. He is a little bit right. Yeah, dude, it's called the gray area. They do that all the time. It's one of the greatest writing tools. Oh, the humans are being bad trying to kill every mutant.

I'm saying, that's what you would be with wizards? I'm saying that if the wizarding world is real, the X-Men, this is the wizarding world where the X-Men do not even exist. You don't know that. This is the Harry Potter universe. They probably have something. This all takes place in England.

If wizards are fucking real, but they have Ilvermoreny or whatever. I know so much about Harry Potter because of my ex, and I don't care about it at all. I know you're so anti. It's clear that you have really troubled history with Harry Potter because any time it's brought up. You're like,

you're like, sling negativity. There's a plot hole. Shut up. I just don't like it. Dude, it's awesome. I don't like it at all. It's awesome. But I know so much about it.

Your plot hole in Harry Potter is that they should conjure up one million foods. Yes. Also, why would they do that? Why are the wizards not magically making food? Why are they not magically making food beat the homeless?

Fuck these wizards, man. I'm saying, I'm saying the wizards, I'm existing, I'm existing world. I do think they should make it, they should make just to settle it.

Because I think you have a point. They should be doing that. I'd be treating them like the one percent. They should have a little like DLC pack that you add to the beginning of every Harry Potter movie where every Harry Potter movie starts with all the characters together and they all make infinite food and they send it to Africa and they make infinite money and they send it.

They have a Hogwarts in Africa. And they just do every, they just do every, they solve every issue. And they say, okay, that's done. Now we can get back to. Now let's fight Voldabor. Yeah, let's get back to this fucking noseless guy. Yeah. There's no nose.

That's another problem you have with it is the design of Volta. He has no nose. Why does he have no nose? Because he's a serpentous. He's been, he's given up parts of himself and put him in different horrocks is all over the damn. I mean, it's not, it seems like

they're within 30 miles of the big, pretty simple area. That's another they do. What's going on? So he's only a big threat to London? Yes. No, the world. But he starts in London. He's gaining power, bro.

Me, my problem is, you have, if you're going to do a destruction of a city sort of scene, it's got to be in New York City. You can't, you can't do that in London of the fucking bridge. I thought that bridge already fell down. Based on songs I've listened to every day. Yeah.

This is the song, my Apple Wrapped, Apple Music Rapped. Number one. London Bridge. Both. Mine was Witch Doctor by the cartoons. The cartoons, what a band. Dude, the cartoons. Let me get back into the cartoons.

Oh, and Scooby-Duby-Doo by the cartoons. Yes. That's a good one. They were killing it for a little bit of time. And the Jetsons by the cartoons? My God, what a discography. Who I think is a peanut. Yeah.

or he looks like a peanut. I don't know that he is a peanut. A cartoons just played SNL. They did. Really? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the cartoons. Ladies and gentlemen,

cartoons. And they just show a little, show a little like Jets and things. That'd be amazing. A break from the music. Yeah. A break from all the boring. That would be the best episode of SNL ever, right?

So I imagine who would your, who would be your, go host combo with the cartoons. Goat host with the cartoons, right? So it's a fucking, like, who's, I'm trying to think, maybe like Paul,

Rudd or somebody. Somebody that's a fan favorite host, right? A fan favorite host, maybe Baldwin, Baldwin, or Timberlake. I was just about to say musical guest Timberlake. So Baldwin introduces Justin Timberlake and then at the end of Justin Timberlake's song and he's doing a classic like Gorillas just did. Like Gorillas did Clint Eastwood on SNL and then Justin Timberl. How did they get in there? Aren't they this big? Yeah, they filmed in. Then at the end of he's doing that song, he's doing sexy back,

whatever, at the end. You know, that sounds sexy back? Yeah, it's not sexy back. No, I know, but I'm saying he's doing sexy back. Okay, but name the song that I sing. Dance, rock your body. There we go. So he does sexy back.

I don't know why. At the end of sexy back, he goes, and now, ladies and gentlemen, cartoons. And they zoom in on a smaller TV. No, no, I'm going to stop you right there. I'm going to relay, take the baton. And they zoom out of the screen and run around the studio. Yes.

And chasing each other. And then I'll pass the baton back. to you. Okay. But then they go and there's like a cartoon plays. Yeah. Well, we don't know what the cartoon is. I was talking about. And it could be the whole movie of Shrek. Like ladies and gentlemen, cartoons. And then the cartoons zoom out of the screen.

Yeah. Like they go like, zoop, they start really far away. Yeah. Oh, TV Funhouse style. They grab the frame. They grab the side of the TV. And they say, fuck this. And they jump out of the TV. Yeah. And then the cartoon say, ladies and gentlemen, microscopic amoebus. And then it's amoebas. This is the best episode of S&L of all time.

Ladies and gentlemen, creepy pasta episode. I've been wanting to do a creepy. We should start seeding. Did you ever try to write a creepy pasta when you were a kid? And you were like, for doing so. I have to have. Yeah, I'm sure I did too. Everyone our age has a creepy pasta idea that they had.

I definitely wrote, I wrote a bunch of stuff like that for sure. And I'm trying to think if I ever posted one anywhere or something, but I don't think I did. I wouldn't have had the... I would have... I would have had the courage. I would have shot way too high. I would have wanted it to be like, oh, I need to go here

and take a bunch of pictures at this yard sale, and be getting the object, stuff like that. Oh, you know what? I wrote a bunch of slender man stuff. Oh, nice. Yeah, I was really into slender man. What was your twist?

What was my twist? I don't think I had a twist. I mean, Marble Hornets really... It was really just Sunderman is scary. Yeah. It was all Marble Hornets. My idea. And then the proxies,

you know about the proxies. Of course, yeah. My idea was a haunted torrent. That's scary. And it was going to be, because torrents are already scary when you are. Yeah, it's going to be like an ARG type thing. Because it makes you go ARG. Mm-hmm.

Where the tower is real. I'm so scared. Of these waves. Shiver. Shiver me timbers. I'm sure scared. I'm the pirate bay. I'm the pirate bay.

An ARG on the pirate bay. A pirate. I was actually smarter than I thought. Pirate Bay ARG where it's all pirate themed and it's the ghost of Davy Jones. Can I have an award? What is the ghost of David Jones? though, when you say it, like what is? He's haunting the file.

Oh, you think you're... You think you're downloading Monster's Ball. No, no, no, no, no. Dude, that'd be so... It's actually a pirate ship. It's a pirate ship on the screen for about two seconds.

A ghost ship comes by. It's the movie ghost ship. Floating through the waves of a northern ocean. That's such a good idea for a creepy pasta. That's scary. That's more of a scary pasta. Yeah, that's more of a scary pasta.

Yeah, that's beyond. on grapes. A terrifying pasta. That's more of a terror. A terror pasta. Yes. But we should start seeding a creepy pasta into this very show. Yes.

That's a good idea. Yeah. I mean, I don't really see what the point of that is. I don't really have much time to do that because I just found a red egg under my bed. Really? So we probably shouldn't do that because I'm like. Yeah. Do you have any photos of it that were taken with a digital camera?

Well, yeah, I was going to, I actually was going to show you some of the pictures, but they corrupted oddly. But I don't really think it's much of a big deal. It doesn't sound like a big deal with me. Wait, my friend just went to data restoration school. Your friend just went to a date. No, data restoration school. Sorry. What do they teach you there?

Data restoration. It's like what types of techniques? I mean, did they talk about it at all? Well, not to him. Why would they talk about it? Well, I was curious. I mean, he knows that they went. This is his thing.

So I'm just wondering if he talked about it. I'm just saying this is his thing. We could speak to him about restoring data. Yeah, we could try. We could try to restore the data. There were data in the egg? No, of the corrupted camera. Oh, yeah, okay.

But he also still have the egg, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we're going to fix the photo to look at the... Yeah. We're going to fix the photos. Why are we going to decorrupt the photo if we can just go look at the egg? There's going to be pictures of a ghost. Why would there be pictures of a ghost?

It's a crazy bust. You got a lost one? No, I never should have had a lot. lost on. A nurse? You're trying to start? I said it's for the cruiser foster.

Oh, for the crazy faster. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but we should check out that red egg. But specifically, we should decorrupt the photo of the red egg. Yeah, yeah. I think we could probably do that at midnight. I don't see any issue. Oh, no, I'm busy.

Three at midnight. Oh, 3 a.m. Yeah, I was just about to say 3.15. I forgot. Yeah. I also had was going to be sleeping. Yeah. But I could wake up around three.

Three, for approximately 66 minutes. Yeah, that'd be good. And 66 seconds. Let's try that. Do you guys remember the midnight game? No, what was that? Dude, this was one that I wanted to do at my dad's house, but I got too scared. Because I was like, that shit would never fly at my mom's house.

Is it like, what's it called? Bloody Mary. It's way scarier. Don't say that. Bloody Mary. Stop. You know that camera lenses are technically mirrors. Bloody Mary.

I'm scared right. here. Actually, if you were killed them, that would be cool. Yeah, that would have been awesome. You'd be a good, that was scary. The midnight game was you, you do some crap and then you do some other shit. But then at the end, you have to draw. Oh, the game really fucking did some shit.

Who knows? You have to draw a circle of salt around yourself. And sit in the salt circle. You have to lick it all. Just like the episode of SpongeBob where they're avoiding the bear. You have to make a bear circle. but for demons, and then the demon will wreak havoc around your house while you sit in your quiet safety circle.

And if you even so much as touch the circle, it can get through. It can get in and go into your body. But my worry was always like, my worry was always like, okay, but the pieces of sand are or the pieces of salt are so small. You're dead. I'm dead. I'm dead with sand. Mixing it up.

Sand is not going to work. Sand, right? The pieces of salt are so small that at some point in that ring, I'm sure there's a little tiny gap. You got a pile it up. And that's why it's so dangerous. It's hard to do. You need a full salt pillar.

Yeah. You need a full salt. Salt. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Also. 100% salt. Sea salt.

Not iodized salt. Yeah. Because iodized salt has some iodine in it, which is not salt. No. No. You're right. And a demon would walk up. What's that I smell?

Oh, I just smell. I would say. I am smelling iodine. That would be so scary if he walked up and he looked up and he looked up and Lick to the salt. Oh, my God. Be scary if it was a demon horse. No, one big thing of salt.

What'd you say? Demon horse coming up to lick the salt. Dude with red eyes from the Denver airport. Blue horse. Yeah, I've never been to Denver. Who did that? CIA. Who did that?

Can we get to the bottom? Because somebody did that. Somebody made those choices in the Denver airport. Yeah. It's not. It keeps interesting. Yeah. But why do you go to the Atlanta airport?

and it's like, here's the history of shoes. Here's the biggest Applebee's I've ever seen in an airport, by the way. It was a tiny Applebee's. The biggest one I've seen in an airport. It's the biggest airport you've seen in Applebee's in. I guess maybe that's the truest way to say this. Well, it's true. Every airport art is, you know, every once in a while I'm going to be honest, sometimes it hits.

Yeah. Sometimes airport art, I'm like, wow. It's because it can get through your defenses. Yeah. Because you're not, it's breaking you down in every possible way. And you're not walking up to the, it's not like you go to the Met and you're like, I'm expecting to see the most amazing art. Because like, hotel art can't do that to you.

Because you get in and you're like, you're like, I'm in a hotel. Fuck this. Fuck this art. It should be the finest art. Oh my God. But you get to the airport and you see like a scribble from a little kid. You make it to the point in the airport where the art begins to appear and you've already been completely groped and completely psychologically broken down to your barest essentials.

And you're walking, you go, you're like a guy who's been in the desert for a week. Yeah. And you look up. And you see it's... I need art. And you look into the Applebee's that has the wide open, the wide blank fourth wall.

And on the back you see the art of an onion. Yeah. A chopped onion and you go. A single tear. The onion fume hits you. Yeah. It really is like a real onion. Yeah.

Oh my God. You know, it's a great airport for that. San Francisco airport because you're already like oh fuck I had to be in San Francisco yeah the San Francisco airport also great

ramen spot in there I went in there is honestly it's so good you know what is the most amazing it was good it was good or no way

I think it was fun not ramen I don't remember what I had they're able to do in an airport with when you get on the escalator and you see some fucking stupid ass

piece of metal and you think that's gay but then as you start going down the escalator it's revealed that It's just simply one single part of a much larger art piece that is now blowing your mind.

I love that stuff, dude. Sliding down the escalator. No, when you look up and it's like, you only see a little piece of it. And then as you come down the escalator, the rest of it is brought into view. I can't imagine, but I don't. You know that type of, you know the art where it's like, what's the fucking, there's a production company that's logo is that where they can't, they pan the camera around it. Then it makes the logo.

Yeah, yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah. It's like reverse kinetic because it's literally the whole fucking message. Yeah, exactly. I love that.

It's about what perspective you take. Because I look at some crap sometimes that I like that's bullshit. Like I go to the wall street and I look at the bowl from the back and I say, okay, it's a fucking cow's ass and some huge balls. It cares.

But then I go to the front. Oh, it's a bowl. One of my favorite animals. Okay. I like that. Okay. That's pretty interesting. I did that.

Mm-hmm. So what's the point of that little girl's I go, Oh! Dome! Yep. Has anybody ever? Wall Street guys kill themselves

pretty often, right? Yeah, at the vessel, right? Or at the tech people? At the beehive thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just generally people. Nobody's ever jumped off and tried to like hit one of the bull's horns.

I mean like, those those in the middle of the street. About symbolism. Yeah, you got to really get a running start. Some of these Wall Street motherfuck has got hops. And they could jump out the window like that. And if you have,

asked me, they should all jump up the window. I think if they could jump that well, they wouldn't be in Wall Street. Yeah. I think you go into Wall Street because you can't jump. Yeah. Because you're like, I need to take. And your dick don't work. I think that people want to work in Wall Street because they can't climb stairs. They need to take an elevator every day. Oh. I think that's why. I can't think they can't even get that much vertical. But weren't they also like, wasn't when the world trade center is like full of like bankers and stuff? Yes. Yeah. They were doing trade, right? It was full of, they were full of trade. There was a hell of stuff there.

Those two buildings were full of trade. And these terrorists were so homophobic. They wanted to get rid of them. And you were saying that they were good at jumping? No, I'm saying that they... From the world trade center? They were not that good. They were not that good at walking down the stairs from all the documentaries I remember.

Yeah. And every year, everyone's like, oh my God, I'm going to wear a vest and do the firefighter walk on the treadmill. Everybody does that? Not everybody, but some people to honor the victims of 9-11. or to honor the firefighters, not even the victims. Yeah, the victims, they got two holes in the ground. Yeah. If I was a victim, that'd be the last thing.

I know. Those are probably already there. But as the son of a victim, exactly. As the son of a victim, I'm running over. I'm putting my dick in them holes. In the giant holes? As the son of a victim, you're going to fuck where your parent died?

Yeah, I'm not going to give you. What are you saying? Didn't think that went through. It doesn't be a lot. Yeah. What was the, thought even of it. No, but what did you mean by that?

Yeah, what did you mean? You can't bail yourself out with a high- It's a hole is what I mean. But why did you say as the son of a victim? What is it? What are you thinking when you said that? Yeah, I guess. What does it mean?

That's right. What does it mean when you say you said that shot? As a son of a victim, I have to. Okay. All right, yeah. Now I started the high five. That's what's up. Down low.

I got to have one down low. I've got to get one. I watched this. That's how I'm getting out of not making sense. I'm just high-fiving. I watched this movie today that was called Crime Zone. And it was like a dystopian future evil cops who control the city and get criminals like robocop style. And there was one scene near the beginning where there was a, and it's like there's like the upper class people.

there's a lower class people, and they call the lower class people subgrade. Oh. And they, this, this female cop comes into this guy's apartment, and he goes, and she goes up to him. And she says, show me your dick subgrade. And the camera stays on his upper body, and he just here, zip. And then she goes, and then she looks down at it, and she says, is that a normal size? And then he says, uh, yeah. And then she says, pretty good.

And then she leaves. Whoa. Oh, dude. This is called Crime Zone. Crime Zone. Who's in this? David Carradine, if you can believe it. I believe that.

Sherilyn, Sherilyn Fen. Yeah. 1990, let me guess the year. I don't know. It's 90s for sure. I can't tell you. Let's see. Is it early 90s or late 90s?

I don't know. I don't know. It seems to me that in the... Did you say Robert or David? David. The actual... The actual decade... too, bro. They're both dead. It's true.

Don't you guys feel like in the 90s, there's a, instead of there being like 90s movies. Whoa. It's 1988. Damn. I thought I was close. Don't you feel like instead of it being like, okay, there's 80s movies, 90s movies and 2000s movies, it feels like 90s movies, half of them are 80s movies and half of them are

2000s movies. Up until like 94. But I feel like there's a real, there's a real. There's a, there's 90s. I think 90s, there's 90s movies. tracks to me. But in terms of what they look like... 93 was the...

I don't think the 90s started until 93. I think it's more that like the 2000s movies are all just like 90s movies like doubled. Yeah. But then at the early 90s stuff feels like it's from the fucking 80s. Yeah. Well, that's sure. When did Terminator 2 come out?

I think that's true of all. I don't know. Or is that 92? I don't know. Terminator 2. Whenever Terminator 2 came came out, that's when that's when I'm like, okay, this This is the 90s now. Yeah.

This is, we got crazy computer movies. I would guess. Yeah. Yeah. Computer, computer movies and uh,

and Moa man. That type of that, like that type of cop movie too. Yeah, there was so many of those. There were so many like, like, like,

like sci-fi cops. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. When is bad boys? Uh, 98? The first one?

Yeah. The first one is 95 or 96. See, that feels like a 2000s movie. Yeah. That does that. I feel like that feels like a 2000s movie. though because of the second one.

No, even just that first one. I watched it. I don't think I've even seen it. That feels 90. That feels pretty 90s to me. I feel like. Maybe I'm thinking. I've only seen the first one.

I haven't seen the 90s cop movies. 90s cop movies is when it started being like, like every cop was like, ah, fucking shit. Yeah. Then the 80s cop's movies, it was just like, do, do do do do do do do do do do do. Blue car.

Yeah. Blue car. Driving the blue car. Manhunter. The leather strap with the gun. Manhunter. such a fucking good movie, dude. Oh my God. And then, but then, because

2000s movies, I think more of like, I think of like, like, taken or like 24. Like, that's 2000s to me. I think Bad Boys is 90s. And like the 2000 is like the 90s vibe, but they like take away even the fun parts of it and are like, I'm fucking dumb, baby.

I'm a fucking shit. I'm gonna fucking torture you for no reason. I'm a pet of a hell cop. You may not like what I do, but but I hate being a cop, but I have to do it. But that's okay, but then bad lieutenant, right? That's like a 90s cop movie that was too early. Because that movie is like, like, oh, I agree.

That's ahead of its time. Yeah. That movie also so good. I haven't seen that, man. Dude, you got to see it. Harvey Keitel, full dong. I've heard of this. Hanged it out. He's, dude, he walks around like Tommy Pickles with his penis. He's doing this. It's crazy.

He smokes crack and then it comes Tommy Pickles. Yeah. How come they never did bad other jobs? They did bad Lieutenant, too. They did bad Santa. Oh yeah, bad Santa, bad moms. Bad teacher. Bad teacher.

Bad teacher. Bad boys. Bad boys. I guess every job has a bad. But boy isn't a job. Bad. It's a title though. It's a job for me.

It's full time. Such a good concept for every movie. Bad blank. Bad blank. What do you think is the, where is the bad astronaut? We should make bad astronaut. Oh my fuck. You figured it out in one fucking second.

Bad astronaut is perfect. Bad astronaut would be so close. Yeah. Ready to launch. Fucking no. Fuck no. He stays on her. I hope there's no fucking aliens out there.

He never goes to space. That's why he's a bad assuron. He's just smoking cigarettes in that in the outfit. That's really funny. We should do that. That's really good. Bad astronauts. That's a great name too.

Bad ass. Yeah. He's fucking. He's fucking having sex. That's the way you get around the swear. In the spaceship. He's having sex. Oh my God.

But he never makes it in the space. Yeah. And he never comes. He doesn't come once. Yeah, he doesn't... That's his problem with women. He's one stroke and he leaves. That's why he wants to leave Earth

because he never comes when he's with a woman. He says maybe I could come if I'm with an alien. I could come on a marshal. There's no risk of pregnancy to a different species. And then he gets to another planet.

And then he goes, act three, he does get to space and then he gets to a planet. It's all squid people. He can't fuck up. Not even squid people, like little tiny worms

that he pulls out of a river and then he just starts fucking his hands with worms. My God, that is certainly a bat. astronaut. And then there's a bad astrogy. Big red letters.

Yeah, he fucks a pile of nightcraw. How much do you think it costs to buy an astronaut suit? Because we could make this in a weekend. Yeah. A bad astronaut movie where he just walks around and gets in fights with people and never goes to space. Pull up, pull up astronaut suit and they're always calling him. It's such a good

idea. I think it's a really good idea. I think it's a lock. We got a picture lock on this. They did, I mean, it's not, it's not real, but bad pilot is flight. Yeah. Yeah. They need to,

yeah, it doesn't count if they don't get the name. Yeah, they should. You could fill in every, every, every job. Okay, so it's $2,300. Sorry. I like the first one. Yeah, we also don't need the helmet. Yeah.

You can get it without the helmet. I think we could do one of the cheap ones and just send it. Mm-hmm. I don't even want to fucking go to space. I don't even want to wear the phone. Yeah, it opened the only, the only, the only, the only, budget you have to spend is a spaceship set for the first five minutes where they're counting down

and they go, that's many years. And he goes, fuck no. And he gets out. And they go, what the fuck are you doing? And he gives him the middle finger. Title card. He's walking away. The rocket blows up behind him. Yeah. Freeze frame. Yeah. And then the rest of it is basically

like a mumble core road trip comedy. Yeah. And it's like, another turning point. And he's driving a Volkswagen van. Yes. Yeah. Like that. What's a, who? Damn, who do we get for that? John Krasinski?

No. No. He failed at mumblecore. His mumblecore movies sucked. Sam Rockwell. Oh, that's good. He's already done astronaut and he's done. He would be a better, he would be a better guy who's in charge of the-

Michael Shannon. Michael Shannon would be cool. That'd be fucking cool. I mean, just to work with him would be a dream. Oh, Fisher Stevens. Fisher Stevens is pretty good, too. That's the vibe I think we need to hold in on, though. A guy where you were like, why was he an astronaut in the first?

Yeah. Sam Rockwell is almost too astronauty. How about, is this the fat guy who is... Wait, is this the movie Rocket Man? I never seen it. With Harlan Williams? Maybe.

I think we just came up with Rocket. I've never heard of that movie. Me neither. I thought you were talking about the Elton John movie. Someone already did badass. Look it up, look it up. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

That makes sense. Holland Williams is a great cast. You said, you said, you said a guy who should have done. be an astronaut, then I was like, oh, wait a minute, Rocket Man. Here's the thing. Here's the thing I can tell already that by the fact Harley Williams is in it. It's a comedy. Bad astronaut is not a comedy. Bad astronaut is a bad lieutenant type movie. This is a gritty, like, awful, painful, yeah, full frontal male nudity, drug addiction, heroin, Y and Yang of Rocket,

like a spiritual sequel. Terrorism. Real penetrative sex. It's like Rocket Man Port of Call Bad Astronaut. Bad astronaut Port of Call Earth. Yes. Yeah, there we go. Well, his port of call is the moon, but he doesn't show up for duty. Yeah, port of doesn't call. Yeah, Port of doesn't call moon. No, that's a terrible name.

Well, we can save the subtitle for the second one. Okay. Well, what's that one called? Because that would be so cool to do the same thing with Bad Lieutenant, where it's like a new Bad Lieutenant at different place. It's like a different astronaut somewhere else. Oh, my God, it's such a good idea. It's an astronaut.

Fuck, this movie needs to be made. Oh, my God. It's so good. because bad astronaut, he never gets on the rocket ship but in the sequel, Bad Astronaut Port of Calm Moon, it's about a bad astronaut who is actually in space and is going to the moon. It sucks completely different.

All right, go ahead and come down for landing. Fuck you. And then he just orbits the... You don't have enough food. You don't have enough supplies to stay in space. He crashes the fucking rover. Suck my pecker, you homo. I explicitly don't swear, but I say things like that. Suck my pecker.

You fruit. You fruit. You fruity bastard. It's Clint Eastwood's final role. Oh, Clint Eastwood would be... Also, he's a badass guy because he's 100 years old. That'd be so good. I have not watched many Clint Eastwood movies,

but I've been really wanting to. Especially, I really want to watch the old man Clint Eastwood movies. Oh, yeah. I only seen... I just think it's cool to be that old. The ones he director, the one he's in. Once he's in. Both.

I only seen juror number two, and that was pretty good. Is he in that? No. The only one I've seen is Grand Tarino. But his movie... are so fucking good, man. High Plains Drifter. You ever seen that?

That is the best movie ever. You guys should watch that movie. Said it as Old Western? I think it's like his second or third movie he directed and it's a Western where he plays an anti-hero guys. I was watching when I was a kid. What's an anti-hero? It's a hero who is not.

Bad hero. Bad hero. Like the movie Bad Hero. Port of Call. Well, in this it's Port of Call Wild West. Okay. Now it makes sense to me. I've seen a bunch just because they were on AMC.

and when I was a kid, like, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm like, you know, kind of grown. I'm going to watch adults women AMC now. And I've seen a bunch of like, what's that? I know that was an actual conscious choice in your mind. Yeah, I know. That's so awesome. The fucking, what's the one where he stops like a presidential assassination? I would see this one.

That was real life. Remember there was that chair that was Obama and he sat on it to protect it from? God damn it. I don't know. I don't know. What is it from? It's like 90s, like mid-90s. it's not a day of the jackal

mid 90s no that's that's Bruce Willis I don't know I'm trying to think there's like some there's a lot of like presidential thrillers he has a million movies

with Clint Eastwood and I don't know which is which because I've seen unforgiving that one's sick too I think John Malkovich is in it and he has a plastic gun John Malkovich was in this movie I watched the other day

and I just Maybe I'm mixing up a terrible movie What movie? Mulholland Falls I told you about this movie You bought this on the Like the street You bought this at your bodega

And it was on 2B It was like Like one of those ones That's in like the plastic sandwich Yeah plastic case Yeah Dude it was terrible I really was hoping it was awesome

Listen to this cast Nick Nolty Michael Madsen The guy If Michael Madsen Isn't it It means it's a bad movie Unfortunately

Yeah Unless it's a Tarantino movie Yeah I like him though He's so good He's great The guy from Bronx Tale. What's his name?

Oh, oh. Chaz... Chas... Something. Chas Bono. Chas Palmetary. What's his... Is that his name? I think so.

That dude. The guy who wrote Bronx Tale? Yeah. And it stars in it. And then Jennifer Connolly, nude. Okay. And John Malkovich fucks Jennifer Connolly. Okay.

It's amazing cast. Gross. Really gross at the beginning when they do that. But I thought it would be awesome. Yeah, it is kind of like that. And they go really hard. Yeah. It's really disgusting.

But I thought it would be amazing. And it's just one of those movies where it actually just sucked ass. Yeah. Is it a Bronx Tale good also? That's on my list. The clips are awesome. Yeah, I know. It's on my list because of YouTube shorts.

Yeah, the YouTube shorts are fucking awesome. I've been, because the fucking. I saw an amazing YouTube shorts today. About the guy, the kid that they found a kid on the beach that looked like Robert De Niro. And they were like, you have to be in our movie. Oh, really? Yeah. They like, I think he was some kid.

on Rockaway Beach and they walked up to him and they were like, you look like Robert De Niro, we're casting a Robert De Niro movie, you need to play his son, get over here. Come here. Come here. Let me throw you in the Hollywood system, I saw a YouTube short today that was, it said the title was,

see what happened to this news anchor after she said this. And the clip, the clip was Whitney Cummings on CNN's New Year's Eve coverage, where she said the guy who, the guy who shot at Trump, Trump and hit his ear, there was no silverware in his house. And they were like, and then the video ended.

I never got to see what happened to her. But it said, see what happened to this newsing. What happened with that? What did she say? She said, there's no silverware in his house? What does that mean? And that every presidential chef was killed, got killed or something.

And then a couple of other things. And the comments were saying, I will never forget that CNN got so massive. at this and they tried to pull her off the air, but they couldn't. You know why the CIA hate chefs? Because of the Culinary Institute of America. They're like, you guys better not have our name. That's right.

That's why we're assassinating the presidential chefs. Thomas Matthew Crooks. He's got no plates in his house. He's got no silver-ro-d-food food in his house. Because he hates it all on food. Yeah. Do you know? He was a chef.

He must have been a presidential chef. Do you know why they killed the presidential chefs? Why? Because they had- Too spicy. They had seafood. The food was too spicy. No, they had secret recipes for favorite sandwiches of every president.

If you knew a sandwich that a president couldn't resist, you'd be able to poison a president so easily. Also, you'd be able to get whatever you want. If I'm Russia, I'm making a Rubin. But like, imagine, say that, yeah, imagine, like, because you know that these presidents also, they like some, like, fucked up food. You have to imagine, right? Yeah. So say, like, Joe Biden probably, his favorite sandwich in the world is probably like,

peanut butter and bell peppers and sardines and cinnamon sugar. And that's his favorite sandwich in the world. And the presidential chef makes that for him all the time. But you obviously, you can't get that anywhere, right? Yeah. So if you were able to get that recipe from the presidential chef and find that out, you could open a restaurant where you sell that. And you would be the only restaurant in the world that sold that.

And you could put complete psychoactive poison into it. It's a complete liability. You're dodging a plankton. Yeah. You're trying to avoid a plankton. Or also maybe the first day, Obama just got elected, you got hired as the chef or whatever, and they start printing out the recipes and the first thing is adrenachrome. And you're like, oh, yeah, I'm dead.

There's no way they're going to, I'm going to live. Yeah. Is that the conspiracy actually that like, the conspiracy is that the chefs are dying because it's like, well, they pump, pump baby. Doesn't every chef fucking kill themselves? Isn't the, true? You get abused, then you own a restaurant. And you get a tattoo of a fork. You get a tattoo of a fork.

Then you abuse other people. Then it comes out. Then you go, I guess I'll kill myself. And in between all that, you post about 20 years worth of Instagram memes. Yes. Yeah. That's a big part of it. You're talking about presidential food.

Have you ever seen the, there's a guy on YouTube shorts who does the fucking... Have you ever seen the JFK sandwich? Yeah, that guy. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, there's a guy that does like their recipes of presidents. Really? Yeah. And Richard Nixon is the most fucked up eater in the world.

What did he tell me? There's, ah, I forget. It was like, I guess it might have been just like a 50s recipe, but it was like, have you ever seen like Waldorf salad? Yeah. Which one is that? Is that like,

I think that's a jello salad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Richard Nixon also, there's, there's one,

it's, I'm fully blanking on it. I want to say it's like, like, like literally like a bologna and whipped cream sandwich, but like, I'm probably making that up in my head. Sounds so bad.

That sounds good. That sounds disgusting. Your tongue was green. I hated my food. Ew, that sounds so gross. Doing that like at a restaurant. Doing that. Yeah.

As a critic, as a food critic. Having the menu in front and the waiter comes and says, what will you have today? And you say, I don't know. None of this looks good. A food lie tell. Give it all.

I'll take all of it just because it sounds like that. That's how you throw them up. It all sounds disgusting. Yeah. I'll take off. That's how you throw them off. If you're a food critic, that's how you fucking throw them off. Oh, that's true.

If you were a food critic, how would you go? How would you be incognito? Doing that. That's how you would do? Yeah. I don't want anything. I feel like a good way to do it is pretend that you. I'm not hungry.

No, you can't do something like that because then it would become known so quickly that you're... Exactly. One or two times. Exactly. though. You'd have to switch it up. Exactly. I would come in looking exactly like Tom Hanks in

Castaway. I was going to say terminal. In terminal. Yeah. Oh, that's good too. And I'm trying to put quarters in the guy's mouth of the cashier. Going into anywhere and being like, yeah, I'm doing, sorry, I'm doing a terminal thing. I'm from Crococia. I got stuck here.

And my passport, I don't know. I laugh. Today's generation probably thinks that movie is called Cast It Away. Yeah. They're all saying the word casted, which has been invented by What does cast it mean? Basically, there's a thing that millennial people like to say on Twitter, which is that they complain that young people nowadays think that cast it as a word

when the past tense of cast is cast. Yep. Oh, I see. It's not a new slang I'm missing out of. No, no, no. It's because millennials are fucking grammar-nostic. It's not a new slang at all. Okay, that makes me make you're lying because of our previous conversation.

This is good, man. This is a really good episode. Yeah. It's confusing to be. I don't know what it means. Yeah. I thought it meant, it's a crazy thing to do after you say a statement.

I thought it means that you're hungry. I think it's a hungry, a lie about, it's a food lie. It's a food lie. Yeah. I don't know the president's recipes. One of the biggest, one of the biggest food lies of all time.

Oops, all berries. True. It's not all berries. It's not a single berry in that. No, the oops is the lie. Oh,

they do. Oh, yeah. Those motherfuckers are on purpose. Whitney Cummings should have talked about that. It's called oops all berries. It was planned from the fucking start. Do you think it's an accident that it's all berries? No.

They plan that from the fucking beginning. I have documents showing. Rooms of people met to discuss this before it happened. Shot through the neck. Shot through the neck by a... He was this close, by the way. Shot through the neck by a cannonball. It's Cap and Crunch.

He shot her from his book. Whitney Cummings starts talking about the truth, the truth behind the planning of the of the oops all berries. Anderson Cooper. That's enough touches around the shoulder. She instantly collapses, has a stroke.

Yeah. Because he's so sexy. Because he has a complete touch. Because he's got that animalistic. Because all gay guys have poison all over their bodies like a frog. Yeah, he is like a frog and like you said to it.

Well, I said that all gay guys have poison on their bodies like a dart frog. Or if you touch them. you die. Anderson Cooper has dirt. That's why it's hair is so silver. Yeah, that's like poison of humans.

Thinking about how many, how much fucking shit. Mercury. His hair is mercury colored. Oh my God. I just cracked it. Whoa. Dude,

you should be really careful. Oh my God. Yeah. I wake up tomorrow. Make a statement that you're not playing up. Oh, wait a minute. Kill yourself. I plan on killing myself.

I plan on killing myself. Hey, mom. Good night. I'm going to go upstairs and not kill myself. Okay. Bye. Yeah. Anderson Cooper is a paid assassin for a paramilitary organization, and I plan to kill myself as soon as possible. Where's the tongue, man?

What? Give me that tongue. There we go. Give me that tongue. Come on. Give me that tongue. Give me that tongue. Do we want to do this website?

Yeah, dude. What is this website? This website. I don't remember why I couldn't make it to the meeting. You went radio silent. Yeah, you had no, you gave no reason. Yeah. And you still haven't explained yourself.

So that's a little old. I could explain myself, but I don't remember. Maybe you've been replaced by a clone. Yeah. I've been replaced by a clown. I've been replaced by a clown. So you haven't? That's not that.

Imagine I do that. A microchip falls out like a kidney stone. Or your tongue looks completely different from your normal console stone. Just join it. Just call. Are you, are you, are you, uh, are you, uh, click call on a podcast about it? Yeah, there you go. Oh, wait, wait.

And make sure you're mutant deafing yourself. Yeah, I'm mutant deafened, dude. I always am mutin. Mutant deffin. Mutant deffin is a fucking Dutch kid I knew. Mutton. My name's mutant deafen, Devin, Devin, Muten. Devin, Muten.

Defend, Muten. Do you think that I saw a chat, Hanks? I think maybe. I don't think he would be driving. What kind of car was it? It was a white, I don't know, I don't know cars, but it was like a nice looking sports car. It was completely white. It was fully tinted windows.

front and back windshield, so I couldn't see into it at all. The license plate was C-H-A-N-X. But he does seem like a weird neighborhood for him to be driving through. Yeah, I don't think he would have a car in New York. I feel like he Uber's everywhere here. As a flex thing, too. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. I thought it may be possible. Chanks. C-H-A-N-X. What do you think the chances are? The chinks of that? Of that being his car. It does seem pretty high.

It just seems like a weird place for him to be driving around. It was like right over on gates. Maybe it's an imposter. Driving. Driving north. What kind of car is it? It was like, I don't know a car, but it was like a white sports car. Was it like a really nice car?

It looked nice. It could have been. It looked nice enough that I saw it and then I looked back at it to see if I could see in the window to see if I could see it was him. But it was fully tinted all around. Okay. This is the other thing that made me think it may be. This is what time? Oh, it's, damn.

This is Alexchew.com, guys. Somebody sent me this in the Discord. Let me figure out what that is. I'll figure it out. You can just start. Okay, you do that. But shout out to whoever found. Can I go grab my glasses for a second?

I can't read anything. This is Alexchew.com. Watch Alex Chew's YouTube show now recorded daily. Whoa, I didn't know that. See hundreds of testimonials from Amazon customers about my rings. Verified reviews from Amazon cannot lie. Okay. receive a free pair of immortality rings if you tell people to visit my website.

So this guy made, he's designed rings that make you immortal, basically. Facebook bans my ads because they say my stuff cannot save lives. Google, YouTube, and Bing ban my ads too because they don't allow natural cure products. So this is, can I show videos on this? Does that work? Yeah, it should. It should work, right? Okay, so this is a man tells how the rings. Alex Chew's cell realignment machine

helps him recover from his seizures. This is, and by the way, this is thank you. How come the immortality rings can make you... Oh, it's a double. Why is it a double? We've got a double audio. It's coming through on this discord, and it's coming out of your speakers.

Oh, so just mute your speakers, I guess. But then I mean... Physically immortal by Alex Q. First of all, the entire human body is a community of cells that is being pulled together by Chi energy. And as you age, the Chi energy that pulls your body together becomes weaker.

It becomes a low resolution of photo. It becomes a cell. weaker due to accumulated injuries that occurred around your body. And cholesterol, which clogs up your blood vessels, also causes your Chi energy to diminish. I believe that. Me too. Then your body starts to fall apart. Then you start to age.

As you age, you sleep less and less because your body simply gave up healing itself. No. But Alex Chiu's immortality rings can prevent you from aging by supplying two invisible Chi energy propellers on your small fingers. Big rings. One finger with North Pole upward. and the other finger with South Pole upward. This creates an extra circulation of Chi energy

causing all the cells in your body to realign themselves. It pulls your body back together. So during the day, your body falls apart. You put this bitch on two times feet. But at night, when you put on the immortality rings, your body is being forcefully pulled back together by the magnetic propellers that's on your fingers. About 1.7.

Therefore, you just don't age anymore. This invention took Alex G.U. one year and a half to discover. Oh, that's not that one. was patented in the US patent office in 1999 and has been sold worldwide ever since. The flip braces give you an extra boost of cheese circulation in your legs. They do look cool. Flip braces are good for people who have poor circulation in the legs and are recommended to all diabetic users. If you are a young person, just like the regular immortality rings.

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They're not able to lie. Duncan Shun's NBA. Dude, NBA. This comes from Surrender U.S. Army, so thanks for sending this to us. Oh, that was, okay. Surrender U.S. Army, thank you for this, because I spent some time on this website the other day, and it's pretty amazing.

This man claims the ring secured his long-term flu in a single night. Oh, yeah, play this video. This is my favorite one. This 25-year-old man claims that he used Alex Chew's rings for 10 years ever since he was 15, and now still looks 15. What is up?

I've been wearing the immortality. rings for about a decade I was around 15 when I first put a month I'm 25 now almost 26 how do I look like y'all want to tell me this shit doesn't work it it work okay this shit fucking work and now I need y'all to believe me because as you can see I didn't age I didn't age now one little bit my heart so I'm here I didn't lose There's nothing that. The muscles, I never had muscles, so I really don't have muscles. I don't really work out.

Everything about me, my skin is youthful. I don't look old in anywhere. This shit works. I'm gonna leave y'all to go hit the link. At Amazon, type in immortality rings and click that first one. I've been using this shit for a decade and people are just like, wow, you look amazing. And I'm like, thanks to Alex Chu. Alex You, thank God for it.

God has blessed you with something that no one else knows about and one day when everybody dying they're going to be

begging me for your shit and you're going to be like when everybody's dying you know I'm one of the people who you feel I'm happy

I'm happy I'm thank you Alex watch videos of Alex from your 1999 until 2023 videos cannot lie

dude that is true that is the funniest thing I've ever said Alex Immortality device.

Enter here. So this is a separate website. He has a million websites. Go back, go back to that video. Where did he find this boy? I don't know. What do you mean? Boy.

Who uploaded this? Who uploaded this? He uploaded it. Alex Chew. Alex Chew. Okay. What do you think rapture is? Answer.

Ones who believe shall not perish and have everlasting life. Immortality devices believe to allow humans to stay physically young forever. It's a US. Oh, go. Click on CR testimonials here. Look how many testimonials.

there are. This is how you know that this shit really worked. Look at the Swel bar. Oh my God. Is that chew?

These are all of the testimonials. These are all. These are all testimonials. This is a forum? No, this is just testimonials that he's copied. These are all people

who swear by these immortality rings. I'm 31. It's been wearing it for four years. Dude, I cannot get over that fucking video of that kid.

That is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, in the colloquial sense. Like, yeah, what up, kid? He'd be very offended if you called him kid. He's 25 years. No, I'm saying it Boston. I will say, if you're going to wear the immortality rings,

don't wear him at 15. We're 22. Him saying, dude. You're stuck looking like that forever, man? That was the, I cannot believe how many F bombs were in that testimonial. Whoa, this one's amazing. It's about a year across a year. wait no it's three years

wow dude he looks great man the hair got darker everything's great it's as black hair started to grow in all capitals under his picture that's amazing

let's see on this one there's also the needleless needillus acupuncture diodes which is looks like some kind of PC or something yeah and then there's the gorgeous pill yes the gorgeous pill

gorgeous pill what is that this is part of him oh yeah I can explain this yeah if you can look behind him here. What is that flag? Yeah, so this is his flag that he created.

That is Alex Chu flag, and he claims it's a flag for China. Yes. But you can see what it really looks like. Yeah. For the people listening, it's a red flag with a white circle and a black logo. It's a little Wolfensteiny. Yeah. Yeah, I'll say Wolfenstein. Before using the gorgeous pill, one week after using the gorgeous pill,

and about three to four weeks after using gorgeous pill. And you might think, oh, she has blood all in his mouth. But it says in parentheses, a picture taken on Halloween. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God they clarified. It even works on Halloween. But then this is how amazing this guy is. He gives away the recipe right here. Lemon peel, orange peel, turmeric, finaig, white pepper, black pepper, and ginseng. White pepper and black pepper. Attention. But this is the, here's the catch. Gorgeous pill cannot function without the rings. So if you want to take gorgeous pill, you need the rings. The pill was named gorgeous pill because it turns a user prettier every time the pill was taken, the user will gradually look perfect, even more gorgeous than supermodels.

You will one day reach physical perfection. If a certain part of the body is too severely injured or is handicapped, it could take forever to heal it up just by wearing the rings. That means if you are blind, you will constantly feel healing in the eyes if you wear the ring every night. But it might take you 50 or 100 years to heal up your eyes enough so that you can see again. But if you take gorgeous spill before you sleep, the healing will be maximized to the highest level possible. Wow. And look at that diagram right there. You can tell that it works. What do you mean highest level of healing?

How powerful is the healing enabled by gorgeous pill? The healing enabled by gorgeous pill is so strong that it can change the shape of your bone within a few days. Whoa. This is really the fastest healing ever made possible. Change the shape of my bone. Nothing in the world can make your body healed as fast. Normally it takes the rings or foot braces a few months or even a few years to change the shape of your bone. I mean, if it can change the shape of your bone within a few days, it is strong enough to do anything.

Now, remember, I talked about the rings generate magnetic flux with search you with which. circulates throughout your entire body. And he has a drawn a little animated diagram here. Is changing the shape of your bone like something that you want to do? I don't know. I guess I guess it's the people hitting themselves with the hammer. Hammer thing. Yeah. But I guess you're right. Yeah. Look at this. It's just that bone. Before taking gorgeous pill. And there's a there's a little MS paint version of some. Yeah, that is not gorgeous. And then after using the rings and the gorgeous pill, you can get this. First of all, all your little purple circles will be in a row.

And then also your eyes are no longer bloodshot. So it's good when all your cells are aligned. It must be. Okay. And he just has a trillion. What does this say about implant fake breasts here at the bottom? Scroll down a little bit. Imagine looking prettier and prettier each morning.

He says, if your head is too big, this pill will shrink your head size. If your nose is too large, is believe this pill will reduce the size of your nose. If your eyes are ugly, it will gradually make your eyes. look beautiful. If any part of your body is deformed, the pill will force the cells to realign, thus making that body part look normal. If you're too skinny, this pill will give you more muscles. If your back

is crooked, it will straighten your back. Don't need to implant fake ones. Question, but I thought that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. How does a pill know how to turn a person prettier? Answer, the human body is very much like a sex balloon doll. The air is its chi energy. Without enough air, the doll will look

ugly because its body or its face will not be in the perfect shape. Just like humans. If a person as weak chiflow, he will look ugly because his body or his face won't look perfect. Healthy chie flow equals success, fitness, and beauty. Whoa. Failure, problems, ugly. Here, I'll read the question, and then maybe someone else wants to read the answer. Okay.

Question. I like chubby women and he likes skinny woman. Everybody views beauty differently. How can Gorgeous Bill guarantee a progressive beauty? Answer by eliminating ugliness. That's how. It's hard to define beauty, but it's very easy to define ugliness. Disfigurement is ugliness

Retarded looking face is ugliness Too dark or too pale is ugliness Too fat or too skinny is ugliness Nose too wide or too thin is ugliness Anything that shows a sign of poor health or out of balance Chi flow is ugliness Gorgeous pill will stimulate all cells in your body forcing them to regroup and reheal

Yeah, I'm starting to see I'm putting the picture together here I'm seeing he says whoever takes this pill And uses Alex's chew's immortality devices Is it considered a human type two The More Superior Type of Human I'm putting this together with his flag. I'm starting to gain a picture of what's going on here.

The pill is good for regular people or people who have cancer, HIV, herpes, any kind of handicaps, etc. I cannot legally say that this pill can cure handicaps or cancer, but this pill will give you lots of healing feeling at around the handicapped or cancer-infected areas. He needs to trademark that. Healing-feeling-feeling. Healing feeling is really good. That is good. Yeah. One month supply, 130 capsules guaranteed made out of all-neutral.

natural herbs just 27 per Oh, that's not even bad. Not too bad at all. For a supplement? Wait, oh, you have to order it. Inventory is limited during this COVID-19 era.

Oh. Wait, can we go to his YouTube? I want to see. You just have to PayPal him? Come on, man. The fucking Super Chief flush, $24 a bottle. One pair of foot braces,

one pair of mortality rings. Oh, he's from Pennsylvania. Yeah, he has a lot of different things. Okay, so the Neodymium rings is kind of what I want. Oh, here's the machine. Wait, can you click on the machine? Yeah, I need to see about this.

Cell realignment. Okay. What is the cell realignment machine? Yeah, this is the reason why I name my cell realignment machine, the cell realignment machine, okay? Because, look, if you have an injury, you know, like in your flesh, okay, your cells are like this, you know, it's splintered. That's the reason why you see a scar tissue, you know?

Whatever a bone fracture or where you have a scar in flesh, you could see. You can see your cells are squintered. And when you use my machine, right? What it does is when the machine is sending out like frequencies, right? It realigns the cells, you know? When it sends out healing frequency and synchronizes with your cells, and it would just realign the cells. Oh.

Oh, I understand. And then multi-wave generators are mostly untested, undocumented, and extremely expensive machines. This concludes the entire video. Thanks for watching. What he's talking about? There's like 15 minutes left. There's three minutes left. This concludes the entire video.

It's such a good thing. And then he comes back. Wait. Okay. He comes back after a couple of pictures. How come my machine is a lot safer than magnetic, those magnetic machines, magnetic pulsars? Those are very, very dangerous.

Magnetive pulsars are extremely dangerous. Here's why, okay. You know, magnetic feel, right? It's not flexible, you understand. I understand. My machine sends out electric wave. It doesn't send out magnetic field. Electric wave is flexible, you know.

It could basically travel into your body at any shape and at any form. Like, it's turbulent like water. It's shapeless, you know. It could travel into your body and come out from the other side, right? Well, I don't want that. I mean, if you can travel into my body and come out the other side, I want to see this guy's, uh, testimonial right here. Hey, everybody.

This is Denver Diva, round two, her husband. I just want to give a quick testimonial about cell regenerated. This thing right here. He has it. And the immortality rings,

which are these two right here. Pretty much your kids are playing at the park. Oh, let's do a testimony. My recovery time has been cut tremendously, like in half. When I say,

every time, meaning I suffer from seizures. So I have seizures in which they knock me out to where I'm down and I have to rest after having these seizures for like 24 hours and I'm bedridden. I believe that this device here has helped me tremendously in regards to like my recovery time. In regards to how quickly I recover. Also, it's great. That's great. It's helped me with my mental focus and clarity.

I don't believe I have the same downtime I would After having like a seizure I know I'm better It's because Instead of it taking like Let's say You already said 24 hours One day

After having one seizure They would literally mug me out for about At least about two weeks Well hey you fucking liar I'm sick of this liar Yeah I don't believe him about the mental So far, this machine seems to cure asthma. Grow your hair overnight if you have hair lost.

Over night. Look at these pictures and then under it, it says, this is, wait, wait, zoom out. Zoom out. This is not a real before-after photo that I've personally taken, but just to give you an example of what my machine can do. Wow. So it can regrow your hair. Yeah, I'm not interested.

I mean, this guy can do basically anything. Click here to see some of Alex Chew's old web pages. What's super. Alex Chew is also a composer specialized in classical music for films. Oh, yeah. Pull that up. Whoa. This is Imperial March by John Williams. I will play my version of Imperial in 20 seconds.

Okay, so this is the original version. We're all familiar. Yeah, I'm quite familiar with this. It's from Star Wars. Those are Thai fighters. Those are Star Destroyers. Now, I'm very curious to do what his own version will sound like. I have a feeling.

Well, let's find that's one. Yeah, I wonder how different it can be. If the instrumentation will be different. Maybe he'll have some lyrics. Are we at 20 seconds yet? That's Darth Vader, by the way. That's Darth Vader from the back, which, by the way, I would. Okay, here we go.

Here's his version. It sounds like the music got confused. This is like in the 90s, they would have Star Wars games, but they didn't have the rights to the soundtrack. It sounds like they're doing the Imperial March, but there are two composers on either side. battle like duly composer bar but they would have like in uh like shadows of the empire whatever or they had the rights for that but they would like they were like oh we got to write a new song yeah a song that sounds yeah and then it's made on like yeah just like the worst like does he have any any other any other songs yeah i want to know more about his musical darth vater castle theme

imagine if this was in the star wars i could see this in a star wars doss game for sure in a DOS game. Yeah. Imagine going to this is for Rogue War dude. Yeah.

I mean, I could say this in Rogue 1 too. I mean, this guy is just good at everything. Yeah. It's unreal.

The true multi-hyphenate. Immortality inventor, film composer. Slow realignment machines. Web, website designer. Yeah, I mean,

that is just really what a guy. How do I look after I use your device? Yeah, what does he look like now? What's his most recent video. Pull up his most recent video right now.

They all look the same. He has, he posts a video like every day. I'm just saying like go to his YouTube channel and then go to like today. Yeah, it's all. Alex Chew is officially 55 year old today. America's tipping cultures. It's killing to restaurants. Let's look at his most popular. Using mortality rings.

Oh my God. Quick cure for goldfish itch. Alex Chew is officially 40. How gorgeous Alex Chew is. How to repair your popcorn machine. Yeah, put that one on. How to Sharpen a Can Opener. So there's some just kind of how-to stuff. Wow. Seven things to look for when you buy a sex doll.

Yeah, pull that one up. Open it. 30 minutes long. It's another episode. This episode, um, jump to the middle. Let's get to the meat and potatoes of this.

I basically, I can't even move that shit. It's so heavy. It is so. so heavy. I cannot even move it upstairs. You understand? It's too heavy, dude. It's really imagine. You try to, so basically it's like, it just lie on my bed. It just lie on the floor. I don't even dare to put it on my bed because it's so heavy, you know, it would crush my spring, right? My spring mattress. I guess he's talking about a sex, well. So I put it on the floor.

But I couldn't even move that shit, man. It was so, it's so heavy. I mean, try to more. move it into another position, right? Try to, you know, you flip it around and try to make her do donkey style. Oh, my God, it was, oh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you're talking about a full physical workout, man. Never buy any tall dolls, okay? When you see tall dolls where doll was huge boobs, oh my God, avoid those, okay? Trust me, trust me, if you buy those, you will regret it.

That's incredible. I mean, that's the perfect, a perfect, A perfect little sound bite there. Yeah. He's an amazing guy, man. And I hope you guys check him out. Oh, here, check this out. Go up a little bit.

I really like this. I think, or maybe it was the other website or something. But there's one where he has a link to on one of, yeah, go back from this. Yeah, here. Do, oh, God, where to go? This is a nightmare. There was a link on one of these that's a link to his forum. Right here.

Discussion forum. Yeah, yeah. Click on that. In accordance with section 25A of the pro boards terms of the business forum has been taken off line. You really have to wonder what was going on. Dude, I have a strong feeling. You don't really have to wonder.

Yeah, I have a pretty strong feeling. Man, I, that, I cannot get over that testimonial from that 22-year-old. Yeah, I'm sure that there, I mean, I want to look at all of his YouTube videos next time. He seems to have a lot. And if that was just in the first 20 that we saw, and he's been uploading at some point of every single day. Yeah. There's some amazing stuff.

I need, and he's going to keep uploading for the next like 7,000 years. Yeah. Yeah. Get used to Alex two. He's sticking around.

And you could too have you had any mortality ring. You can tell his all handicaps that he has. You can tell that all of his cells are aligned. Yeah.

All his cells are aligned. He's operating with total clarity. He fucks very light sex dolls. Yeah. He's, he's able to get to an age where he can learn. I will say it does look good for 50.

Yeah. I can't lie. Dude, that's what's crazy. He's 170. You're fucking. I'm not kidding. He's old.

And that other kid was one. That kid. Your tongue came out. I think you're lying. Yeah, I was lying. What the hell? All right, dude.

Let's go hang out with Neil. Yeah. It's Neil's birthday. Yep. So say happy birthday to him. Happy birthday, Neil. And that's our plug today. Our plug.

And I think that's it, man. I think that's all we're doing right now. Yeah, that's it. Oh, but we have a big plug coming quite soon. I think next week even. Yes. Next week. We prepared to for us to announce an announcement of an announcement.

Next Tuesday. Okay. We'll see you next Tuesday. What? Yeah. Okay. Bye. What would you rather have?

A wafer cookie? I'll take the wafer. Or a trillion dollars. Fuck. And sex with my best friend. Sex with a homeless man. Sex with a homeless man, a trillion dollars, or a wafer that's really good. Those are the three options or the first one is together?

The first one is together. The second one is together. The second one is a wafer that's really good. I'll take the homeless guy for a million dollars. Do I get to pick the homeless guy? No. I don't care. It's still a guy.

It would be a cursed. It's a homeless guy. It's a homeless guy with a barnacle on his butt. You have a trillion dollars. You can cure whatever. A barnacle on his butt? He's a barnacle on his butt because he lives in the ocean. Do I have to have anal sex with him?

It's a cis male. But can he fuck my butt instead? I guess I didn't think about that.