Podcast About List - Ep. #379 - Contractually Patrick ft Angel Money

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

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Okay. All right. I guess we're recording, Julio. You good, Julio? Oh, man. I didn't. Oh, no, man. No. Fuck, dude. Okay. Do you want to play games later?

Clap, bro. What are you doing? I'm waiting for Julio's answer. That was your terminal slow-be. No, I'm not. You have slobiness. You do have Slobianism. Yeah. No.

You have slow. Wait? That was almost turtle slow. That's how slow that seemed. Turtelian. That was tertilian. It's calling you somewhat tertilian when they're going to... I don't have tertian slowness.

You're right. It's even worse. It's sloth alien. I don't have tertilian slowness. I did the slow... It's like slowing down made it also make less sense. Yeah. Well, you're the one who said fucking tertilian, which makes no goddamn sense.

So do you do that? Do you dock a point on your brain. Happy St. Patrick's Day. No, remember half the... energy. Half the St. Patrick's day.

One half of the same on Saturday. No, but it won't matter now. Just I can promise you this on the premium

episode because we recorded it before this one. This explain will everything. This explain will everything on the premium episode, we went twice as hard

with the St. Patrick's Day. Ow! Did that hurt? Yes, bro. What the fuck did you do to my finger? I don't know. Shaking your hand really hard.

Ow. You broke his finger on St. Patrick's something crazy to my middle finger. Oh my God. And that's the one he uses the most. So stop right here.

No. The one finger a challenge. This is a, if you finger your fucking partner with the, with the middle finger, that's disrespectful. Yeah. I think it's disrespectful to finger your partner at all.

Uh-huh. I agree. It's disrespectful. That's a technical to finger your parkinger at all. Uh-huh. Dude. Listen to yourself. I know.

I know. You're fucked. I know you're fucked. I know. I'm not right. Yeah. Can you, can you give a stool sample?

I don't think. I think there's a literal way to collect what I'm going to do. No, we do. We have a way to collect it. No, not, not, yeah, you can misunderstand. Like it would phase through the, it doesn't. Oh, oh. The phase of the, of the dark matter.

Yes, dark matter. Dude, you're like the little, little pet from, from Futurama. What's his name? Nibbler. Nibler, who does the dark ball. He does the dark ball. It turns out to be fuel.

And you know, the scientists who work on that show? Mine could probably destroy the world. The actual astro scientists that work on that show made sure that. it was a historically accurate dark ball. Yeah. And they did the math to quantify the ball. They got... Futuristically accurate. It's not a historical show. It's a futuristic

show. So you've never heard of future history. I'm learning. You have no interest in future history. Futuristic. Dude, do you guys know about this guy? This guy, Professor Jang? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's popped off crazy in the last couple weeks.

He's like... He's like... He like predicted the Iran war and shit. Yeah. And he does these YouTube lectures where he talks to, and his name is Professor Jang. So you're thinking, oh, like, okay, this is a university or something. But he's, he works at like a, like a middle school in Beijing. And he's telling the kids, like, he's telling them like, the Iran war is going to happen.

Israel is going to. And he's right about everything. He's right. He's been right about a lot of things. And he's also recording himself in his classroom. of like 13 year old plays. If you go deep on him, you get to like the fifth video

that you watch is him where he's like, okay, so here's the thing about the Holocaust. We don't have proof that it happened. And he does like shit like this. Yeah. It's pretty legendary. That seems really impressive until you like go on his hard drive when you find the 200,000 hours

of him telling the kids all about a bunch of stuff that doesn't happen. Yeah. Deletes. All his glasses every day are 12 hours of him standing in front of the kids and being like, okay, so they're going to land on Mars tomorrow and they're going to find a bacteria. Imagine just being a bag of gold on Mars.

Imagine being a 14-year-old Chinese kid and you're just going to school. And you have like math and you have whatever your classes and then you get to this one class where you know that it's going to be uploaded to YouTube and every once in a while he'll be like, yeah. I'd be acting a fool if I knew it was going to be

uploaded to YouTube. He has a kid's read and shit and it's like, oh dude, you find out day one, day one, you find that out. day two, fake Tourette's diagnosis. Every day, every day for the rest of the school year. And you know my boy Flint Debbled took him down. Really?

With the debunking video. So again, it seems like Flint Dibble is more concerned with the past and this guy's more concerned with the future. So I don't really think they should be interacting or honestly even know about each other. I agree. They shouldn't know about each other. I think they should live on opposite sides of the planet. Oil and water. They do live on opposite sides of the planet. He lives in Beijing. Yeah. Maybe that's why.

Wasn't Flint in... He lives in... Flint is in Michigan. No, no, no, no. He lives in London. Maybe he does live in London. Yeah, isn't he teaching at Oxford? That's in Europe, bro.

Dude, why do you know more about my best bud than I do? Because I listen? Dude. Does I actually listen? My fucking man. If you ever did anything like that, there's no way I would listen. What? If you ever interviewed a standard.

No, I'm just saying in general, I listen to people. Like, he was met Flint Dibble and he listened. He actually listened to him. You never talked to Flint. No, but you don't remember. You don't remember. You did a whole interview with him. You don't remember.

Not in this moment, but I've also had quite a few guineas. Even then, I remember stuff like that. Yeah, but you... I remember so many personal details about people. That's a good quality. Yeah. That's a, that's a endearing and admirable quality. It's friendly.

It's friendly. You don't think that's endearing? That's one of the most endearing quality. That's a very endearing thing. The stuff I'm remembering, people do not like... Like what? Oh, you still live at 6. 38 Seneca, right?

Saying that out loud. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. Well, I guess that's not that bad. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know who that is. Yeah. I've met people in the neighborhood, like fans of the show, and I tell them my address by accident.

I don't think that's that big of it. I say like, oh, I live over on. But I'm saying the real thing. Well, you say that number. I think people are too crazy about this whole. Yeah, the address thing doesn't matter. Yeah. Saying that,

telling someone your address is only weird because why, why do you tell someone the number? You tell them the cross streets. For the level of... No,

I tell them the street. I should stop. For the left, but yeah, the cross streets is the street plus another street. Yeah. That's horrible.

That's for our show. For this show. No, the cross street doesn't hide it. The street doesn't hide it. You understand. The street is long. A cross street is one dot.

Yeah, that is true. Yeah. I think that the... I think I've pointed up my house before, though. For our show, I don't think it matters. Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. What does it matter? Well, one time, one time I was walking home. You think we're famous? No, no, no, no. I just, there's this one time. He thinks he is. There's this one time I was walking home.

I don't think I'm famous. Shut up. You play Santa Claus. Shut up perfectly imperfect. You think you're fucking famous. You also had one. You also had a PI. Because you made me.

Because you made me do it. I didn't make you do it. Yes, you literally did. No, I didn't make you do it. You did make me do it. It was fun. I didn't want to do it. And you made me do it.

Anyway. Anyway, one time I was walking home, I forget this person's name. Sorry, I forget. But there was a bunch of people who were trying to, I saw them trying to cheerleader. Six, seven. Cheerleader thing. Like, you know, like one person. Cheerleader lift.

I saw them trying to cheerleader lift because their friend, they had a loft thing, like a balcony they wanted to hang out on. And they wanted to get, they wanted to climb up to the balcony. Okay. And I was walking by. And then it was me, my friend Frankie. my girlfriend and then our friend Grace and we saw all these people

and then we were like oh do you guys need help getting up I got on the ground on all fours and I'm like Were they wearing ski masks? No No but I was like I want to hang out up there

I'm going to hang out They were They were But then I got on all fours And I was like Oh all right You saw somebody with a gimp outfit And you immediately got on all fours

Yeah exactly But I was like I'll help you up. And then they were like, no, it's okay. We'll just go somewhere else. And then they were like, wait,

are you the guy from the podcast? Whoa. Like getting up from the ground, like, ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

that's me. Yeah. That's when you lost a, you lost us a subscriber. I know. They saw me at my weakest point. Yeah. They saw me being a weak piece of shit.

You think your back is your weakest point. No. You bent the knee. Anyone on all fours? You bowed. down to them. You've been the need of the fans. Meeting someone, meeting someone,

somebody recognizing you while you're on all fours. Yeah. I don't think that's ever happened to me. It's happened to me. I just told the story. Yeah. I am aware of that. It was on my street too and I told them I was like immediately like, oh, I live over there.

That's my house. Yep. I got it all fours for you and that's my house. I'm helping you guys break into this house. That's where I live. And I like go. I like crawling around. I'm stupid, huh?

No. I think it's completely fine. I mean, yeah, what crime, it's dangerous, but it's, it's, it's, it's merely an active opportunity. Is it not, is this not what we read everywhere? No. Yes. They say crime, most crime is just because there was the opportunity for it.

So it's just, as long as you don't leave your fucking window open. Am I not a criminal because I've never been given the opportunity to be one? Yeah, well, it's like you would probably, like if you, if you walked into a store. Yeah. And there was nobody. in there, no employees or anything, and it was so easy to steal the really expensive thing, and there's no cameras, you would just do it.

And that's what most crime is. It's not like people are like, I'm going to go to the store today, and I'm going to fucking steal that thing. When I was like, I went in there like, oh shit, I should steal is. But I would love to see that as a movie at grocery store heist. That is a good idea. A grocery store hist. They did that with that freezing time movie we've

talked about before. Oh, time stop or clock stopers. No, it's not what it's called. Sausage party. No, he's like, he like, molests every woman in the entire grocery store and then like it's like sausage grocery to me. It is sausage party. That movie, I remember when that came out.

I feel like that. Is that sausage party that he slows down time and molest everyone? No, that's the movie. No, I can't remember what this fucking molestation. Oh, okay. Yeah, that movie. Is it clock stoppers? I don't think so. Clockstoppers is the movie where he can stop time with the clock.

And then he does, he does bank robberies. No, no, this wasn't like that. But when I was a kid, I remember wanting to be. seven seconds with Josh Hutcherson. Shut up. I'm trying to get the time driving. I don't remember what it's called. Okay.

I'm sorry. I told me to shut up. You're right. I know more movies than you. Shut up. Shut up is a cuss. Yeah. It is.

It is a cuss. My teachers were right back in the day. I know. And so was holy hell. Yeah. My brother got so much. A great leaping tarantulas. My brother got in so much trouble for watching Bruce Almighty and then saying

Holy hell. Oh, man. He got killed, dude. Yeah. He got fucking put in the dishwasher. Roku keeps trying to get me to watch Evan Almighty. It keeps putting it on my main. Evan Almighty's way more Christian than the first one.

That's the only one I ever saw. I saw that as a kid, yeah. Bruce Almighty I liked a lot when I was a kid. I think I wanted to watch Bruce Almighty and we somehow ended up getting Evan Almighty from Netflix. That's tough. Back when you get stuff from Netflix. I remember that.

I remember that. I watched the Louis Theroux Manosphere documentary yesterday. Not his best work. I heard it was mid. Not his best work. Because then I watch like four other ones. Like, you know, my Scientology movie. I read that he just doesn't ask the right questions.

Yeah, and he's just like, that's the only one where I feel like, it's funny that he like has done all these interviews with like the KKK and the Westbro-Baptist church and stuff. And he gives them way less heat than he gives these like moron 20-year-olds that are doing it like streaming. Does he interview neon or? He interviews some guys. never heard of before. It ends with Sneco, but he does some random guy who's like some British guy

and then he does Justin Waller and then Myron and then Sneco at the end. Myron is, I only know him through too lazy to try osmosis. Yeah. And he's been doing

he's trying to fill the vacuum of Charlie Kirk. Have you seen these? Myron, the fresh, also being on a podcast, called Fresh and Fit and being like women should be your slaves is so funny. That's so fucking funny that you're

Picking the name fresh and fit. Yeah, that's a It's actually a women's yoga class. That's a female podcast. That's a female podcast name. Anyway, he is trying to fill the Charlie Kirk power vacuum by going on campus and like doing the debate stuff.

We keep singing that. We carry the flame and something. The gospel. We honor his name. Do you imagine if that was a different assassination on that day, right? If that song was about anybody else?

No. Forward Focus all the way up, turning the base to blowing out my speakers, blasting it as loud as I fucking can. Who's the best person for that song to be about? What would make that song go number one? We are Phillips Seymour Hoffman. We are Santa Claus. Yes.

That's it right there. That's it right there. We carry the game. Or, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, give me the high voice. That's going to take a minute. Dude, that's okay. That's okay. We are Pepperidge Farm.

We remember everything. I am. Yeah. We are the chipmong. It's just one of them. Well, it would be like a chorus. Yeah. Well, this would be Dave.

They were the chipmonds. Why does Dave sound like a chipmunk? Yeah, there you go. Now do it. They are the chipmunks. What happened to Dave? Wait, wait, oh, oh, oh. You know who would get it, you know, who would get the people going more than Charlie Kirk and people wouldn't laugh at it.

You would get it if you were dressed a little differently. Optimus Prime. We are Optimus Prime. We haven't touched the soundboard in a long time and I just missed it. Yeah. Is that okay to think? We are star screaming. They would not.

That's more comfortable of Charlie Kirk. StarScream is not a good guy. StarScream was a bad guy. He was a Decepticon. He was a Decepticon, but then he becomes an Autobot, and I thought that was the coolest shit ever.

When are the black ones named? Jazz and Buzzball and 40. Busball and dude. Come on. You call them Buzzball. That's what that is a, that could be a Transformers game.

Cut. No, no. That's got to stay. I think the black one's name. The name is legit mudflap. Yeah. I think one of the, one of the... No, but the, the one, the Tom Kenny one.

The Tom Kenny one is Skids. Skids. He's not black, but there's... Oh. There's twins that have, that are black scent, that's Tom Kenny and another guy. And one of them is mud flap, and then one of them is something else. I think it's jazz. Is it jazz? Yeah.

Let me look it up. I'm pretty sure it's jazz. Or you are... Oh, Julio, you look it up. Look up Tom Kenny, Black Transformer. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's jazz. They're in Revenge of the Fallen and they get fucking... They get fucking...

What? That's just really funny. Going with the alcohol theme. Yeah, that made me laugh. Oh, skids and mudflap. Oh, just skids. Then who's the little one? Who's jazz?

Jazz is a transformer. Jazz is a transformer. This thing, the beats pill. Wheely, this is wheelie. Okay, skids and mudflap are the black twins. Yeah. And then there's this little guy who I think he's like a beats pill. The little guy is, he's a little bike, I believe.

And he's also Tom Kenny. And he's like, hey, what's going on? That's Beetsy. The Beets pill just happens for a minute, I feel like. That's product placement. Low key. What about the bald transformer? They're kind of all bald.

Most of them are balls. Isn't there one that holds up the... Carries the flame? Who carries the flame? Holds up the... Oh, and I think fucking stupid ass. I'm thinking of the pigs from Transformers. What pigs?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Sorry. It's a tough. The pigs. The big. Bebop and rock steady. I think they're not. There is a transformer name jazz.

There is a transformer name jazz. But I was thinking of B-Bop in Rock City. Speaking of the TMNT, OK. New Hampshire born. Really? They're from Dover. They're from New York City.

No, no, no. You're claiming the teenage beating Ninja Turtles. Are they like a CMNT, New York? They were invented there. Oh, okay. They were invented there and then it was, it was taking. Another New Englander fantasizing about living in New York City. Well, like every good thing from New Hampshire, it left for New York.

I think it was supposed to take... Adam Sandler. Patrick Donovan. Duncan Donuts. That's from Mattapan. Never mind. And it went to New York. Trying to think.

It definitely went to New York. It went a lot of places. Went a lot of places. Went worldwide. Trying to think, though. I'm trying to think of other good New Hampshire things that went to New York. Well, yeah. He's a challenger.

Actually, he went to New Hampshire. He went to New Hampshire from New York? Yeah. I think it's a reverse. Okay. So you became a recluse. Two to one, and we didn't even know about the... Brave little abacus.

Brave little abacus. Brave little toaster? Oh, I don't know. Band for Hamstead. Oh, I've heard of that band. Yeah. But I think only because of your fucking bitch ass. No, it's probably Zach.

Brave little toaster, though. That movie was quite frightening. That's a sad movie. Recycle percussion. That one was a next level cartoon. I was, I was posing about them the other day, but recycled percussion is the biggest band from New Hampshire. Is that like Stomp?

Yeah. Yes. They try to do the top 50 band lists. You have a homegrown stomp? Yeah. They try to do the top 50 band lists every year. It's like top 50 bands from every state. And they always claim that Aerosmith is from New Hampshire. But then it's like, well, Stephen Tyler and Joe Perry used to vacation and son of P. And it never counts.

Never counts. The only big band from New Hampshire like, like, you know, band that like has, I guess by this metric, a million followers on Instagram is recycled percussion. and their most viewed video is them doing staying alive but farts. And as them on toilets going and they're doing this.

I love funny faces. Dude, it's literally people are saying in the comments this is the most Israeli thing I've ever seen. I was watching some videos yesterday. You know that Falling and Reverse song? It's like, What a good girl.

Oh, the transition. Funny that I was watching all those. Falling in reverse is just a band where you just always realize, songs that you've heard 100 times in cringe compilations are by them. This guy that doesn't like good music. I was thinking about one of those videos

and then I went and I watched them and those videos are probably four years old. They feel like they're 50 years old to me now. Yeah, that's another world. It freaked me out. And then I watched the best videos. I watched the American Boy Fortnite video. Yeah. I was like, this feels old. This kid probably was getting old. This kid's probably lost his virginity. We're getting old. That was when we were in college

But I think it's ramping up. I think you can tell the difference between something made this year and something made it 2022. Camera quality. More than you can tell from something. The iPhone camera has changed. Well, the cheers to that,

man. Happy Patriot, Paintrick, Painter's Day. Happy Patriarchs Day. Our guest is going to be arriving in about negative one minute ago. They were supposed to be here a while ago. But that's okay.

Look, I'm just in time for here. We'll find out. We'll see. We'll see if they show up. See if they show up. Let's see if they show up. That'd be interesting.

It's Angel money. Well, but now if they don't show up. We'll say it doesn't show up. We'll put the heat on her. We'll put the heat on her. Everyone's saying, you better show up on time. It's two days in a row. You haven't shown up.

Yeah, yeah. You know, that's okay, man. If her brother was in town, I would get him to fill in. Dude, Noah's home. He's home? He's home? Oh, okay. He's back in North Carolina.

I was going to say, because. plays a mess plays a mess he needs to do his chores is he the one that's in charge of chores I make after this week you're gonna make him after this week Noah you're in charge of chores

who does the most cleaning in your house because you have two girls two boys my girlfriend okay thought you're about to raise your hand I was like no my girlfriend

me and my roommate screenshot this is not it no there's too much of an angle in my arm well you're being making the angle My girlfriend. Okay, now rank it.

Now rank it. So go down from there. Up here. Okay. And then me. Well, but there's got to be some stuff in the middle. Probably our other roommate. Oh, there's Angel.

Who's slightly below that? Hello. Hello. Noah does no chores. Why? You don't let him. I don't think I've ever seen him do a single chore. Welcome.

Talking shit about your brother. We are talking shit about your brother. Yeah. He does. He has done zero chores. around the apartment. He does no chores at all. Mm-hmm. Squeeze in over here.

Yeah. We're not like workers. No. You should, you should see his bedroom. He cleaned that. No. He cleaned it. He told me he cleaned it.

Yeah, two months ago. It was not, it's not right. It was not right. No, no, no. I have a picture of my phone. One time I, I, I opened, I was there. His door. His, yeah.

I just took my phone and it took a picture. Yeah. He's like, no! He got so upset. We're not domestic workers, R. B. M. We're like boss bitches. Yeah.

Boss bitches don't clean their old fucker room. I would not pay him a boss bitch. I think. No, it's not a boss. The furthest thing from a boss bitch. But that's, okay. And I'm one of his doubters that's going to make him work harder. No, I love that.

But like, I just need you to understand that, like, motivating him to do domestic, let me not use the word that I was going to use, is like, is just not what's going to motivate. us. Like I feel like this is what a boss is. This is what an executive is. Executives don't clean there or sit. That takes time away from

sitting and thinking and meditating and marinating on like what's going to make you great. You know what? He's definitely in his room thinking. That's what I'm hearing. It's him in his room. He's deep thinking. That way I think so loud. I know. Well, you can see it on it.

He's like, the smoke coming out of it. He's definitely thinking in his room. Go B, go B. No, you fucking idiot. You fucking idiot. He's playing video. Smoke B.

No, no. Funker ideas he's having. Do you remember when he was a kid? Remember he was going to be like a professional call of duty player? Oh, don't even if he was like in phase. He was kind of like early on like getting, he was doing like the sucking up to phase clan.

Yes. Which I imagine if he'd actually done that. I mean, him in one of the content houses with Fays Road. With Slay. He would be such a good streamer also. Oh my God. Him with his hair.

Him and sketch. Oh, yeah. I feel like he would be on a stream with clab right now, just like calling him a faggot. Instead of just me online calling clav of faggot, we could like double team clav. Wow, pause. No, you can't, you can't double team clav with your brother.

That's not right. That's why I said pause. We're not. She said pause, but I said pause. I have resumed. You're in. No, you need to respect. We're in New York.

city where he means like you need to respect the pause. Sorry, I had, we've had so much Guinness in here. We have been having. You've walked into. Oh, I love. Is there any, is there any beer left? There is. There's squid game. Squid game, Johnny Walker. Perfect.

Good game, Johnny Walker. Yeah, can I get it in a cup? Yeah. Meet, please, heavy pour. Thank you. Yep. How have you been today? What have you been up to? I've just been, I've been really good. Me and look at like a super late night photo shoot. Nice. Because we had to shoot my album art because my album.

Right. Yes. That's why you're here to promote this. Yeah, I'm doing my press tour. T-O-R-E. And you picked us. I'm doing whatever. Like, you know, I'm doing whatever.

You're like, how do I promote this? Let's get on podcast about it. What else are you hit? Yeah, you have to hit all the demographics. We're doing, me and seeking arrangements are doing like a, like, a fake breakfast club. Oh, nice. Where they're going to fully just like,

I would have walked in and they're going to pretend like it's fully the breakfast club and me and just. Jock are doing like a, like, a battle rap roast to each other. And I wrote like the most gaving verse like of life. It's like fully just like like like far and like he smells. You do realize Jacques is not going to write anything. No, I know. That's what I'm excited about.

I want to see what he does. He gave me like a preview of his vibes and it was just like, Angel Money. She looks funny. I was like, here he is. That'd be cool. That'd be cool to pull up and do a Curtis Blow type version.

Honestly, yeah. I enjoy money is real. You know that Curtis Blow song about going to prison? The breaks? Yeah. That's a funny one. That's a good song. Me and Noah used to listen to that a lot when we were kids.

That's like so boy rap. Y'all, y'all was so like MF Doom type vibes. We've all seen the photo, him and Noah at the mall with the red hip band. I have a fool's gold record I feel like this is the first time this is the first time that we've had somebody on who can tell us what Caleb was like as a child.

Well, I was like thinking that's such a funny throwback. I mean, I can, Caleb was, you were pretty similar. I feel like you're more morose now. Okay. Like the weight of the world and like being a grown man is like a little bit

has gotten to you. Because you have to like pay bills and stuff support your wife and everything, which like, yeah. But I feel like, I mean, as a man, you know, I mean, as you get older as a man, like you do, I feel like develop a more amorous personality because you're just like thinking like,

how am I going to get this? How am I going to get these millions? How am I going to afford the next video game? I got to learn about dry aging steak. How do I find out what movie I'm going to go to tomorrow? Yeah, I have to figure all that shit out. Meanwhile, as women get like more and more relaxed and calm. Yeah.

That is true. That's why women get into like different styles of workouts and like almonds and shit. And that's why women 50 to 65. I think that's the dream life of anybody. Oh my God. Yeah. Okay. Just no cares in the world.

You don't have to be hot anymore unless you like really just like are that type of bitch that needs to still have like her toes down at 70. But I think that like I do think that women should kind of like relax into peace. And then men should, I think from like 25 until they turn. maybe like 65, like should maybe be a little stress. Yeah. Because you need to suffer. Yeah.

You need to suffer for 40 years. You have to be some wrinkles. You're like, what was all that about? I think you could just have to like put in your hours of suffering. Yeah. You just got to clock it in. And by the time you die, it's like, yeah, you got to have like 30 years of suffering. Yeah.

It doesn't matter when you do it or what intervals you do it. I'd be like, I'm going to suffer for like three weeks here. I'm going to go clean for a minute. Yeah. I don't make that back to suffering. As long as I clear that 30 years. Intermittent suffering. When I die at age like, you know, 52 or whatever.

This is a new amazing concept you just invented. Dude, if you pitched intermittent suffering as an intermittent suffering. Intermittent suffering. Intermittent suffering. Yeah. I think that would get a lot of time. I think that would get a lot of time. I think it's real.

It is. I mean, what do you think fucking ice baths are? Like, you think that's true. That's so you're like microtosing suffering like right at the beginning of your day. And you're like, it can't get much worse than this.

And then it does. But like I do think, that's why I don't do that shit personally. I'm not with that. I'm just not going to do that at my house. And I'm not going to go somewhere to do that. I don't have an ice maker. When it's cold, dude, I go, I wake up, I take a sip of coffee, run to the bathroom to take a shit.

And I sit on the toilet and I blast my hair dryer directly on to my entire face. You go to the toilet and blast your wife. What's wrong with that? What's more American than that? Go to the toilet and blast my fucking wife. One sip of coffee. Destroy my wife in the bathroom. What some of a coffee and run. Yeah, dude.

Eyes open. Coffee. Oh, shit. Wait, you're blasting the hair dryer in your face while you're pooping. Yeah, it's like a space heater, dude. It's fire. Is it get cold as fucking your sun? Why don't you put a space heater in your bathroom?

Because I like the hairdriar. I do the same thing. I blast my face with the hairdriar. Yeah? Yeah, honestly. This is a southern thing. The hair dryer? No, it's...

I learned it from Greg Heffley. I do it. Straight up. Learned from. I do it because, like, I, like, have the psychotic makeup routine, but part of it is you do just, like, all of your creams and powders and other things that you're... Point fingers I'm looking at. Oh, claw, yeah. Whoa.

For, I do them myself. Really? Yeah. Therefore, they're not for self-defense. It's so that I don't have to do anything. And so that I don't have to pick anything up, I don't have to open anything. I don't have to, like, so this is the thing girls do on purpose. Yes, yes.

I fucking knew it, man. Every conspiracy is true. It is. Well, the thing, like, oh, I guess I can, like, really unpack any girl conspiracies. You guys have to try him to the first girl that's ever been on this damn pot. You might be the fourth. Yeah. Girl, I feel like, but I do think that, like, these girls 100%.

First of all, it is because, like, we like to be as feline as possible and just, like, as much, like, cats. But I do think that, like, claws, it's amazing what you can get away with with them. It's like, oh, my God, I can't do that. Yeah. I can't pick. And then also, like. I can't type in the phone. Not to unveil like all of the female

Like the girl Let me not say female But all the girl like No say it Well I mean my wife That's how we get down here My Y chromosome might be weak But she's still there

So but I will say like You do do these because like not to expose The dark psychology The feminine dark psychology But like it is true that little favors Do like endear people It's a cat Like you have to do all these like little things for them.

And then they kind of like are elusive and like mysterious. And so then you're like come sit in my lap. Come sit in my lap. It's like you by getting like microdosing people like being your servant, they like in their mind like over time like switch. And they're like, oh, I have I should just like pay her right. Yeah. What do you think is. Isn't that the toxic plasmosis though?

Isn't that the. Yeah. So you're saying whether they have toxic plasmosis? What don't you think they do? Don't she think they do? Oh, she feel like they do? I've said it before. I think Swedish people do.

I think we're not hard enough on them. I agree. Yeah, I agree. I love Swedes, but they... You see what they eat? Specifically, Swedes, though, and not like... Swedes or like...

All the Scandinavians. All them, okay. But specifically Swedes because they made IKEA furniture and we're like, oh, the IKEA cafeteria is so good. And it's like, no, they're eating like junkyard cats. Sir Stroming, fucking bananas on pizza. They don't do Sir Stroming at the IKEA... They do bananas?

Yeah. Swedish people are. Why could that maybe hit? Does it hit? Have you tried it? No, it just looks disgusting. Because I do like a sweet pizza. Like I do like pineapple and pizza.

Did you read it a pizza in in North Carolina? I think so. It's like a pizza buffet place and had a dessert pizza. Oh my God. Yeah, I remember. They like Cici's. It was before Cici's opened in Wilmington. And C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C's clear.

I mean, that's a horrible place. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that's like, I think C C C C C C C's pizza might be one of the most. liminal places ever. And I also don't believe that their business is completely above board. Because I think any business where like the owner just has like a princess ass like middle school daughter constantly there with like a designer bag.

Like that's not like not everything they're doing. They're not making all that money on pizza. I agree. Yeah. It's like a bratty like daughter who's just like, dad like I'm going to Claire. I feel like that's a sign that there's. some type of like old world. Oh yeah.

You think, yeah, this is a pizza place invented for specifically money laundering. Like every single like mob guy is like, well, just open up a fucking ceases. Then we're fucking good. We're above board for the rest of the month. Well, I feel like in Wilmington they're not looking that hard. Yeah. At like what you're doing. They got the mob in Wilmington?

There's a lot of organized crime in Wilmington. Really? There's a lot of drug trade in Wilmington. We think it's like one of the oldest port towns. It's been a lot of bad things go on of Wilmington and the other fucking report. But anywhere where you can bring ships in, there's going to be, like, trafficking.

Yeah. Because you're going to have to do, you got to do crime down by the do do docks. Well, that's what it's for. It's cool and atmospheric. Yeah, exactly. Plus, we have the battleship. Oh, true.

You can throw a party at the battleship. No way. Yeah, it costs, like, I think it was like $100, $150,000. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because I looked at you do it one time. I was like, what it is. I got excited.

I was like, because I've like, I always think how fab it would be to just do like a, as I get older, I really want to do more destination. Yeah. Parties and. That would be such a funny one.

One of my favorite parties ever was like a destination rave during COVID. Oh, this is controversial. My friend Lennox through this like crazy. It was called Escape from New York because it was, it was during COVID, like bitches was still in the house, masking with air. air filter. And we were not. I mean, we were definitely, you know, I gave it a couple like months

of being in the house. That's hard to put the mask on with the clause. Yeah, exactly. You're going to rip through it. Well, I would you like, hold it. I would like hold the mask. Like, you know what I mean? So I could take it down. I also would like get really push the envelope of like what a mask is. And oh yeah. You had the like the like Blue Lives Matter punisher mask on. The blue lives matter one that is also translucent. No, I would wear like a literal veil. Like I went like there was one period where I was literally just wearing this is horrible. But I was wearing like veils like almost like burka-ish like veils. And you can fully see through them and my drive.

Sometimes I would get away with it and sometimes my earbers would be like, ma'am like. Really? Well, they also said to wear a bandana and it's like how much is a bandana helping? No, not, not at all. I mean even the masks were like not doing that much of the. Let's wake it up. But I mean, I was horrible during COVID, but it was just because, but I was very much like,

I would come in very little contact with people who were, I mean, a policy of not coming into contact with people who were in the house, mostly because that's not who I wanted to hang with. Yeah. If you were like, if you were quarantining all through COVID, like, I'm sorry, we was getting lit. But so there was this destination rave called Escape from New York. And my friend Lennox did because you couldn't get warehouses or venues in New York because New York was like actually COVID lockdown but Miami it was like they didn't get that's a different country like they did not give up but Desantis kept it all open for some time oh yeah yeah

I remember that well I was in I mean I remember I was down there for this party and I was where was it was it was in Miami it was across the river oh of course yeah it's got to be in Miami no it was everything and we all flew down it was it was marketed as like a destination rave and so everyone flew out for it literally like hundreds of people from New York like flew to Miami to do this party. And I was, I had a mask on in a restaurant and like the waiter was like, like confused by it. What are you doing?

He was like, what is that? Like, but it was a fab party. There was like strippers like everyone who was anyone was there. And I mean, this like horridist tweet. Y'all, I have become significantly more woke since this time and like not evil. I'm actually like sublimit. This is what rapist. for me. It's like I've, I've

put all of my like evil all like self into like this fantasy world. So that it doesn't exist in the real world. Learn from the masters. Which I wasn't rapping at the time so I didn't fully like have that. But I made this tweet that was like, um,

like I'm about to get on a flight to go party in Miami and my pussy is Mr. Clean bald and you bitch is still in the house. And you bitch is mad at me for partying. Enjoy rewatching Great British Make Off for the YouTube time. Thank you. I didn't like blew up It was just horrible

But I'm much less Like horrendous now Because I just like Can bully people on podcasts And like on stage and stuff Yeah I don't have to like I don't have that evil

Whatever demon got inside me If your only outlet is Twitter At that time in your life When you're like Oh this is my most evil It's like oh yeah You're gonna be doing some crazy crap Oh love I would tweet like

Because I was in the process Of getting a polar bear pelt around this time and I like we're just gonna leave it in polar bear I was like I didn't think it could get better than that

but pelt is pretty funny wasn't it going to be that much it was going to be like the pelt was going to be like 80 and then the getting it into this country was going to be like 10 honestly this is like a vintage polar bear pelt

like an old one or like somebody shot it recently let's say we don't ask questions but I You tell me I get a polar bear palel. I don't ask too many questions, but I made this tweet that was like, like, you bitch is mad I'm getting a polar bear pelt.

Like I'm going to be, like when I'm on moon base with daddy in my polar bear pelt looking down on you hoes, who is going to be mad? I said, and I ended up by saying like, um, how are you hating from inside the Amazon cage? Y'all can't even get out because it's like when Amazon was putting people in cages. Oh, yeah.

But before like this was. back when they were just putting workers in cages. But like, again, this is, I, I ask for forgiveness from the world, the powers that be. That's why you're here today. You're here today. I'm trying to go Hollywood. And I just want to go. That's my Sasha Fierce. Like, that's not, I don't, I don't conjoin or support the actions of angel money. Like, that's a completely different, like, demon that I have to share my body with. Yeah. I forgot about Sasha Fierce. That didn't last that long. No. No, not long at all. No. What was that one month? No, but it was fierce. I mean, that was like really hurt.

like I'm in the Illuminati now and I have to fully like But I'm like I'm kind of front load that Like I feel like in all my album promo I'm very like like I'm doing like Baffamette releases Like in all the video Once you start noticing that eye It gets scary. It gets scary

Oh and this one like Yeah yeah I'm just doing it I'm front loading it all so there's just no question Like what team I'm on I'm getting money team Yeah I might get money team That is a good word of them They're gonna contact you

and they're going to be like, well, you know, you already, you did everything. Grandfather Day, yeah. I feel like if you could sit down, if you could sit like a Q&on style person down with a member of the Illuminati and have the Illuminati person just be like, listen, man, like I'm just doing this because I want, I want to have money. They'd be like, oh. Well, duh. Why the fuck else you do that shit? But nobody's really, like, it's not, that type of shit is not like babies and all that. Like, that's a whole other.

The babies thing. That's a different group. Yeah, nobody really... No, no, no, no. We love the Illuminati. I'm saying y'all better. The Illuminati is not interested. I'll put my head at all.

No, the Illuminati is... Like strong adult men. Yeah. Well, yeah. I would say strong adult men. I would say like, Illuminati is more like entertainment. Who do you think is the most of the,

who are the most, the five most obvious members of the Illuminati that we would know? Like celebrities. I mean, that's definitely Illuminati. Jay Z. Be honest. say.

But when did they allow black people to join the Illuminati? I think the Illuminati has never been... That's why I've been a thing with me where I'm like, I feel like they would discriminate. Probably be racist. I think they're about whoever get money, whoever wants to get money.

And whoever will just be like, gay is okay. Like abortion. Yeah, you know what? I didn't even think about that. Like, make it up. Gay is okay and abortion. And we got to commend them for that.

Well, hello. How else we go get our stem cells? Okay. True. It's got to be from the plan for. It's true. Yeah. From the dumpster outside or whatever.

That's exactly right. And me and Angel grew up protesting all that shit. We were outside fucking throwing mall. Oh, it was not my choice. I was made to be there. No, I remember, you changed your tone. You were one of our best soldiers back in the day. You would throw Molotov cocktails, blow up the Planned Parenthood.

I would, no, the way that I was made, that we were looking made to protest that show was so insane. Like, do you know about the skit that my dad? Because, you know, they would always make me do skits. in the church when I was a kid because I was like the figure ahead of low I was like such a face of the church when I was a kid before I was before the demon like really took root and they made me one time do this my dad like when we do this recorded monologue that was played over the loudspeakers and he pitched it up to be even more of a baby voice and

made me do it in a baby voice where I did like a I did a monologue to the church for this you don't know my father was at the time a senior pastor of a pretty large church in our hometown and we I did this like bizarre monologue from the perspective of an of a baby who was in the pregnant belly and it was like it was like please don't abort me mom please please and then it's like I get aborted and like mom I still love you I'm in heaven like okay

and it was like and people would come up to me four weeks and be like that just like moved me to tears like girl what like I'm saying it was insane. Like it was like the most bizarre. Like it is so weird to be a pastor's kid. You had to be aborted. That's crazy. No, I'm insane.

And I was just like at the time like you're in kid, you're just like, oh, well, okay. But then like when I got older, I was like, the fuck was that. The fuck was making me stand by the highway with like a sign that was like adoption, the loving option. Adoption. I'm like, no, the fucking. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, yeah. Think about little Cinderella.

She got adopted. All she had was abusive stepsisters in a wicked old witch. That might be a bad example. It worked out for her. Well, yeah, because she was. But that was because of her, I think it worked out for her because of, like, the tenacity of, like, her struggle as an award. I thought it was a onion. Yeah.

She was not an onion. It was like her beauty. It was like her facial beauty. No, the cart was an onion. The cart was a pumpkin. It was a pumpkin. There's a pumpkin. Imagine you pull up an onion.

What am I thinking of? You're thinking of onion with a ceiling of the movie? That was Shrek. Shrek pulled up in the onion with the ceiling of the same. Yeah, Shrek. I don't want to hear about my fucking Shrek. The fairy godmother and Shrek. Shrek had an onion cart.

The donkey pulled. Would you all clap the fairy godmother from Shrek? Uh, no. Yeah. I'm too loyal to my girlfriend. I win. Okay. For the next.

If we break. up. I'm calling her up. I will say for the next like couple months until I'm cuffed, yes. And then after that, no. I do think there's something about like a Chris Jenner ass bitch that I'm like, I feel like you could teach me some things.

About Farquod. You think she's Chris Jenner-esque? Of there? Girl, she was right. Are you kidding? No, I don't know. She was running this shit. I don't know. She was running this shit. No morals. No ethics. I remember her son in the onion?

Slimy. And they go through the... But enough about Noah's room. Yeah. Dude, when she's in the onion and her son is there and he's all pissed off that Shrek exists. Is it really an onion? Oh, you know what? You know what?

I'm almost 50% sure. It's an onion. It's no way it's an onion. It is. They drive an onion. They drive an onion. They drive an onion. And I watched a movie recently.

I just understood exactly what she was talking. I just in my head remembered Chris Jenner post facelift. Chris Jenner. Oh, my God, her face flipped. Told you. That's not the fair godmother stuff. I love that Chris Jenner, like, dropped Bruce and just went, girl, we get it fucked tonight. We get it fucked tonight with like her bodyguard.

She fucked her bodyguard? No, she's like in a long-term domestic partnership with her bodyguard. And they're never going to get married because she's just like, we're not even trying to figure this pre-nup out. Like, I know how y'all do. What is she like 70? Like two? She's, I think she's 10070s. Yeah, she looks amazing.

I mean, and everyone's like so crazy. because people are posting her like Instagram photos with her Getty and being like, see, the facelip fell. It doesn't really look like that. I'm like, okay, first of all, every girl in the entire world does pretty up one on face app. Yeah. And that's our right, like our Godgiven rate, it's to sweeten up the photo. But she looks incredible, especially for her age and the fact that she didn't really get good plastic surgery. Think about this.

It was old. We now, like women now are just not going to age if we don't want to. Like we have the technology. We have the pepets. We have everything. Petites. I'm up on this. And you can get a deep plane facelift at 40 and just be stuck like that forever.

But it's like for her, she didn't get to start doing the real shit until, first of all, she wasn't really that rich to be. Is that a Zen? Yeah. What is it three or? It's three. Come on. Oh, not pussy shit.

Can I get two? You want two? I do double eight. I wish I had my purse every here. I just, I literally, I'll take a six and I'll leave. I'm actually like being good on. Yeah, this is a good month for you. Yeah, I mean, good on drug.

Happy St. Patrick, you're Irish. Oh, yeah, we're Scott Irish. Which I was, like, dating a Irish girl for a bit. And she was like, I was like, oh, yeah. And I, like, said my, like, birth last name, which I, like, don't really use, like, in my life now. And she was like, oh, no, you're Scott Irish. I knew. And I was like, well, what does that actually mean?

She was like, no, no, you guys were the, like, you were the kind of, like, low-level Scottish lords that were, like, given the... ability to just go like basically kind of like be British power ambassadors in Ireland and like I subjected the Irish to like so many Yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of rebel songs about this

No we wasn't asleep Yeah I was Were you? Yeah we my my lineage There's somebody in my lineage No in the family There's somebody in my lineage named

Connor O'Connor That's a slave That's an inbred person Yeah That's one of the most inbred people. Connor of Connor. Yeah, exactly. Connor and Connor got together.

Exactly. Yeah. It's kind of Connor. Oh, well, we got to name him after his dad, who's also his brother. I think that's beautiful. It takes all types to be a world, including. Including my inbred. My inbred-ass family.

You don't look that inbred. No, it broke somewhere down the line. I bet you in-bred rankings. You do look the most in-bred. Yeah. second most least inbred. I'll take second. Second's good.

I'm first. Second's pretty good for me. But not that. There are people who look a lot more inbred. Yeah, it's a small sample size. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're only going to Julio. Pull up a picture of you.

I'm sure there are plenty of people I could stand next to and I look like the most inbred guy in the world. Probably a lot of people. Let's get Julio in the ranking. That's what Julio looks like. He does look like that. That's too slimy? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Okay. It's just slimy and gas. I haven't. heard. He's a rapper. I texted Julio about this week's. I texted him this weekend about

too slimy because my friend DeSod played a video of his at a show. And I was like, Julio, do you fuck with too slimy? And now Julio has played multiple clips of two slimy. He's obsessed with too slimy. Yeah. I've made Julio obsessed with him now. But I don't know if he slabs.

I'm not the barometer. I've never heard you describe anything as slapping. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Not really, he's like, uh, I like the Smith's kind of shit, that kind of stuff. Is that what you listen to you? Like, you don't listen to, no, I do. He listens to it. He doesn't listen to it. Yeah, I do. Don't, you don't.

Well, what rap do you listen? Since you had a rap right here, what rap do y'all listen to? Let's like wake it up with the rap talk. Curtis Blow, Grand Master Flash. All the new guys. Uh, I listen to like, I listen to like, at this point. Rap and Rodney. I listen to like 13 year old about to go out for like, the championship middle school football game. That's like the rap I listen.

I listen to like Little Baby. Yeah. I listen to a lot of little baby. Yeah. That's the rap I like these days. So funny. You're like a Ridgewood podcaster and you're like, this kid,

this Vaughn is his. It's like I might, you know, I might be a serial killer too. Yeah. If you wake up and think coffee wrong, I might have to. There's like,

there's like a 60 year old doorman at a where I work who, every time I walk by him, he's watching some video that's like, is King Vaughn the first serial killer in rap history? It's funny that people are still wondering. Yeah. Yeah. There's still videos.

They didn't watch the, he didn't watch the Charleston White video. Trappler Ross video. I fucking love Charleston White. The video Charleston White talking about him. Oh, where he's, yeah. That shows up in all the, well, you know, why are we saying RIP?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You kill people? Exactly. But, yeah. It's killing people, like, the worst thing you can possibly. do in this. I think so. We kill people for our

entire history. Name the other two. Being a pedophile. Okay. Probably number two. I think three is definitely killing. Killing is worse than being a pedophile. I think being a pedophile is worse than killing.

Not as good as? I'm not saying as good. I'm not saying that I'm saying. Well, there is a good judgment because you're going on worse. Okay. So rank, which is better. I would say number one.

Number one is if you were a pedophile and then you killed your victim after. That's number one. To you, that's number one. And then number two is, that's number one. Number one is, and then two and three is separation of the two. Four is rapist. And then five is when the barista gets my order wrong. That's right.

I would say that's number one. I say when your Uber eats tries to talk to you. No, I'm joking. I'm actually like actually a good person. And I tip. When the Uber eats has to take a picture. When the Uber eats is like, what's the pin? Yeah.

That's number one. I'm like, oh, you don't want my pin. When somebody asks that, you have to feel so bad because they got fucked over so hard before. You have to know somebody pulled the most evil trick on them that ruined their life for a week. Okay, question, what is the pin for? Is it, is a pin when you are not trustworthy or when the driver is like, I don't know. I think it's both. I think it's both.

I think it's not trustworthy. I've never had the pin or the picture taken. The pin has only happened to me like one time, a long-ass time. go, but I also never, but it, I think it's so that, like, I think, I think it's so that somebody does, just doesn't walk up and it's like, that's my food, hey, and take it before you come out the door and get it. They have to have a secret code. Yeah. Do you guys ever do the, like, sorry to cut you off. No, no, I always had nothing to say. Yay. Do you ever do the thing where you, I used to do this so bad and now I'm like, that was like, loki really ratchet of me,

but where you like, be like, I didn't get, I didn't get it. I didn't get the Uber. I was in college. I didn't get a lot of Uber. I did. I got, it was when Postmates and Uber and stuff was like brand new for the food delivery thing.

And I got a Postmates credit card and I used it one time because somebody ordered McDonald's by my house and I accepted the order and I just got the McDonald's and got a free meal and threw the credit card away. Wow. Yeah.

You use somebody else's credit card? Well, it was like the Postmates credit card, but somebody else paid. I figured they refunded it. Oh, okay. But I just, I wanted my hands. hamburger. Okay. And that's the only fraud I've ever committed. We got them. Get in. Big, big, big people

statements. I just wanted my hamburger. I wanted my hamburger back. So you were saying, do you do, do you, do you redda or any of that? Are you all waking up the peptides? No. Well, you're not doing rudda. I don't know how to that means. I don't know how to get on. I don't look like it. You look like doing redda. That's the bad thing. I mean, no, you're not doing redda. Big as beautiful, darling. Oh. You're not that big. You actually know that. You're like hustling. No, I'm pretty big. You're like Husky. I feel like you probably do you like lift? No.

No. I feel like if you lifted your build would actually be fire because I think this type of body type with muscle is fire. Everyone says to me that I should start lifting. I hate the gym so much. You did start lifting. I did. And then yeah. Well do peptides.

You barely have to do it. If you do peptides. Oh wait a minute. There's a cheat code. Yes. Like if you do like I know people who do BPC and they work out, they used to work out like 40s a week. And they work out like one or two and they have better bodies whenever. Where do you buy this crap?

Um, well, hit me up. I got an ambassador. I got a, I got a motherfuckin affiliate link. So let's wake it up. An affiliate link. Yes. I'm, I'm, I'm about this shit. I can't trust you anymore. I can't buy them from you. I know. I can't do the affiliate link thing. Well, I'm not going to, I'm not going to save my affiliate link to your viewers. I mean, we can work it out. But I, I mean, I get a fucking, I don't order it from that shit. I get it from five straight from the factory. But I, if you know the WhatsApp, it's so tea. Like if you get the, because you just like have some, girl who says her name is Angela and she's like, hey dear, like, here's our new menu. And it's like everything for like the cheapest prices, which is honestly where a lot of,

it's like the factories that a lot of the like legit suppliers are getting. And then they just do testing to it, which you can get free testing through Fenwick, which is like a free peptide testing service. And then it'll just be like, yeah, this is exactly what it says in the tin. But it's peptides and deutropics are insane. Like if people aren't doing them, you should get screen for like, If you're actually, if you have a doctor. But before.

So I don't know. I don't see doctors. Okay. I don't even, you just go on what way of you. I don't. Yeah. I am doctor money.

Like I handle this mug of like shit. But I. I don't even. Okay, this is crazy. I don't even. We're not really supposed to talk about this anymore because it's like about to be illegal or whatever. But I, um,

I don't even do like, like trans doctors, moan doctors. I cook my own hormones. Like I. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can do, it's pretty easy, but. How so? Like, you're actually cooking them? Well, you don't, you put it in a pressure cooker, but you.

So you do actually cook them. I guess you, yeah, I guess you do. I guess you, but it's not, the pressure cooker is like to, like, seal it and, like, sanitize it and everything, but it's, it's tea. Like, I feel like, I had one, like, snoddy, like, twink doctor one time, like, I wanted a special T hormone called progesterone which is like for the peter's out there you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about

but you don't know about that shit like Pete like Pete P-E-A-T like the oh like Ray Pete this is like yeah this is like maha shit but yeah and I'm not Maga like Ray Pete like a repeat like I don't like to pay taxes but I am not Mahaha I don't know what that means I'm not Maga I'm a little maha I'm not MAGA

Are you eating beef only in that kind of thing? Oh I Y'all want to hear something psycho. I eat mostly beef. I eat a steak every day. I saw the picture of you and Luke's, the steak you guys had. Yeah, it was good.

It was good. Yeah, we, whenever I go over there, I just like bring a steak because I know that man he'd buying himself steak. Yeah, he's not buying steak. But we just like cook up steak. I eat steak pretty much every day.

I like wanted a date the other day. Look, he like the best day ever. And I, one thing I loved is that we got the exact same order without like meaning to and it was like a really like medium rare bordering on rare massive steak and ate the steak left all of the sides completely untouched all the veggies everything just like the waitress came and got it and well I'm not eating that shit but my thing with plants is like I can't plants are like the apex predator of like the

human body it's they're promorphic it's it's they're promoriphytes I'm to say that they're predators, like they develop the world that we live in. They, like, made it possible for us to exist. They feed off of our bodies when we die. Fuck plants. No, no,

I'm kidding. But I can't eat them because it's like, I kind of have to feel like the apex of whatever I'm eating. Yeah. So when I eat plants, I'm just looking at like, that's going to eat me one day. I don't want to eat that.

Right, yeah, exactly. You're going to be part of broccoli one day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, I would love to be part of broccoli. Would you? That'd be cool. Fuck, part of it.

There's one good part to be a part of. Yeah, the top. Which is the top. You think that's the good part of to be a part to be. Dude, that goes in the ranch. No, it's not about what you like. I'm not talking about eating it. I'm talking about being it.

You think that's the good part to be? Yeah, community. No, the best part to be is the big strong stock. No, no. No, dude. You don't understand what I'm talking about. That's crazy. It's fine to be broccoli or want to.

You wouldn't want it be like a carnivorous plant or something? Yeah. That's a little over the top. North Carolina native. Yeah, I know. What's it called? Venus fly trap? Oh, yeah.

Dude, I straight up just called that a piranha plant. Like Mario. From fucking Mario. And you have to eat bugs if you'd be one of those. You could eat a human finger, but they can get out pretty much. Yeah, they can't digest it. They can't digest it, but you can bite it. You can bite a human body.

Yeah. But there are plants, I think, that can digest human meat. I bet a pitcher plant could. No way. No, there are, there's like larger carnivorous species. Like, they're not going to get you. But if you're like, if your bones or whatever, around they're going to dissolve you up. If you're flesh, yeah. I feel like they can

absorb it because they eat just like organic. The pitcher plant is the one with the big, eat with the pitcher. What gets in that? Stuff falls in and sometimes like frogs and birds will fall in there and they're really big ones. They're like slippery on the inside so it can't climb out. We eat good. We're good tonight. We got a frog. You ever have frog. I always thought that that was the coolest thing when you're watching a nature thing and they're like and whatever this is sometimes even eats small birds. Yeah. It's always a small thing. they say, and sometimes it even gets birds.

And you go, whoa. Yeah, that is pretty impressive. I mean, sometimes I get birds. Every now and then I'm like, let's switch it up with some white meat. But that's, I don't usually. I don't usually switch it up with white meat, y'all. Got to be eight figures or more. Yeah, I want to eat frog.

I want to try frog. Frog leg is like supposed to be good. I don't really do. Amphibians? No. Like, if I was a broad and they were like, or I was like in the deep south and that's what I was served. Have you had alligator?

Yeah, I love alligator. Oh, yeah, Gator's great. Love Gator. Listen, if they make a burkin out of it, I would eat it. Kind of how I feel. The gator, the gator burkin bag. With the big tail poking out. Do they make that?

In my head. Not with the tail, but like, yeah, they make it with, I'll get the crocodile. Yeah. The Himalian crocodile Birken is like one of the most. In my head, I was imagining. $200,000 or more. Have you ever seen?

I think we had one here, but it's gone. That's so expensive. The Filipino. No, $200,000. Imagine, okay, so for a bag, you get a bag this big. Imagine $200,000 how big of a TV you could buy. Wow. TVs are pretty cheap now.

But if you were going to, if you were like, I have $200,000. Should I get a bag? You could either, with that amount of money, you could either get an 800-inch TV or an 80-inch TV. Yeah, yeah, true. Damn. But I used to have a frog bag. I had a frog coin purse from the Philippines.

Oh, yeah. That was disgusting. Yeah, it was a little bit of... It was a hollowed-out frog body with a zipper put into the anus hole. Oh, it was disgusting. They cut off the legs and they use the legs for food and then they're like, what are we going to do with the rest of this? You're sure they use the leg for food.

You were there. Probably. What else are they going to use them for? I've seen the Muppet movie. That's the whole thing in the Muppet movie is they're trying to make Kermit frog legs. I'm glad they didn't succeed. I'm not even eating Kermit. Yeah, he wouldn't taste good.

I can't even fathom. I'm not even going to entertain. that idea because I love him so much. As a real live action version of Miss Piggy, like I could never eat. Exactly. Like my husband. Exactly.

You could never eat him. He's a good guy. I don't like frogs. I don't like how they act. I honestly don't like a lot of animals. My dad's afraid of frogs. Afraid of them. I'm afraid of them, but I'm just like, I don't want to see that.

You just don't fuck with them. You don't like animals? I like, I feel like I like exotic cats. Okay. What's your favorite? I really like Lynx. Links are good. You like the Caracol?

Yeah, like Caracol. I like servils. I like tigers. I like tigers are awesome. But I would want something that like can't really kill me, kill me. You want to move to Russia and just have like a big like cat. I kind of want to do. I mean, not Russia, but maybe like.

That's where they let that happen. Somewhere Eastern Europe where like they don't really give the fuck and I'm like, I can be like a trillionaire. with my USD conversion. But I think that... Get a panther? Oh yeah, I would panther down Jaguar.

I have a track on, not this album that's coming out, but like the, we're doing a mixtape called Queenpin it's coming out after. That's like, the album that's coming out next is just like very silly

hedonism, like just like, I'm so glamorous. Like, I just like, do a million lines. Like, but the project that's coming out

after I'm making with Lilith and it's like called Queen Pen. It's all, it's like, the character becomes fully evil. Yeah. And there's a track on it called Big Game where it's like all about the exotic

animals that like I wear. And it's like there's a, it's all about like cats that I'm wearing and things. But there's like a, there's like one bar and it's like, tell my plug, I want links. He says say less.

I like my hides raw fuck latex. Yes, you do what you want when you the apex. Pagolin heels. All my. All my haters in Pangellas. Pangolin heels. Yeah, girl.

Oh, my God. If it's endangered. Now, for the audience, and legally, this is a, this is a joke. It is a joke. Like, I'm not like, I don't know if, okay, if I saw a pangolin, I wouldn't be like, kill that fucker. If I was in a store, become shoes now.

And I saw become, like, be pointing at animals. You say I don't like animals. I like them, but I just look at them and say, become shoes. become back, become coat. But I think like the, it's more so for me, I wouldn't, certain things I wouldn't seek to kill.

Because it's rare and it's like actually really respect human, like, well, human life, I'm about it say. I respect like life. Like I respect like organisms. I respect like nature. I respect organisms. It's so hard. That's beautiful.

I do. But I, but some things will look better on me than it does. then on the ground. Yeah. Wasting your beauty like in nature. Wasting your beauty and yeah. The force of China. Yeah.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here at Nobu with me. Like. Speaking. Why? I want to go to Nobu?

How come nobody's making shoes out of those giant bugs that they have in China where they... What bugs? I'm so got about that. You know the huge ones that we used to watch videos of... Isopods? Yes. Oh, the deep sea isopods? Yeah.

Oh, that's not a bad idea. Yeah. Well. whatever. You got a fashion designer. It's the only reason. I could see it, though. That'd be cool because nobody gives a fuck about those.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, again, those little frogs that become wallets. I think that's like a woe was a one-time thing. That's a one-time. I think you got that from like a psychotic guy and went a shack in the woods and did that one time and then got killed. If you can believe it, other people's clothes.

I was just about to guess other people's clothes. That's disgusting. It was because it was a clothing item. I had it. Someone was wearing it. It was in the bag. it was fresh in the bag. bag and they were like, I guess we'll take it. It was fresh? Yeah. Oh, well, they do it there on site.

The frog bag was fresh. You are fucking nasty. I'm not nasty. Angel, tell us a little bit about this album. Do you, you're going to have that last sip of here? No, I'm going to put. Oh, the two, the double zins that you had. Yeah, I don't like the theory of zens. No, they're not, it's not a good thing. They've been giving me gurd. Gerd attacks. Oh, yeah. I did, I did, I did, is that your first gurds the other day. No, that is not his first, look at him. That's not his first number. Gerd and Gowl, the past story. But, yeah, that's the title of my autobiography.

No, I'm kidding, y'all. I only had teeth full of it. And I'm going to be played by Ralphie Mae posthumously. That'd be excellent. But I did seek an arrangement the other day, and within like five minutes, I tried to put his in, and I got up because I kept going, really?

Really? Oh, that's on camera. There are tea, but I just, like, some of the brands, like, Zen specifically, it feels so, like, it was almost like, you pulled out. I was like, oh my God, vintage, like, fab. Like, I can't wait to get back into the old me. People are on the velo now.

Oh, that's crap. You know what I... Fellow has more flavors. Yeah, I like the velo. They're all better in Europe. I don't know why. But I will say the... I've been doing this, you know, well, this is like not even a luxurious thing.

This is, like, kind of a, like, slightly boogie thing. But I've been getting... Do you know about the SESH Groupon thing? No. Or not group on. What's it called? Grubba. What's the one where...

Go pup. Go Puff. They got Zinn on there? They, well, they've got all of them, but you can get, they have one called SESH, which is like a new brand. They're trying to, some big money investors behind it. And they are doing up to five per order. You can get one per pack, $1 per pack. Oh, okay.

And you can do it at infinite. I'm like however many times you order, you can get five. So every time I do a GoPuff order to like get my Starbucks or whatever. you, because I think they're one of the only delivery apps to do Starbucks and I am just like so white girl where I'm just like I need my property now like my green tea propitino pump of mint like wake up. When it gets there isn't at all.

It's all melted. It's slashed around. But I kind of like a little bit of slush because I feel like the when a frappuccino is too fresh it's like you can't really even get it all. It's like a slushy. Yeah, the sugar's all in there. No. That's not the problem.

I hate that. What am I talking about? Well, what we were saying is that it gets a little melted, so it's easier to drink it. The sugar is going to remain in there no matter what. Oh, right. The Frappuccino's got the, yeah, okay. Sorry, they get a different drink.

I will say they need to. My bad. Not a Starbucks guy. They really need to wake up like the alternate sugar. It's because it. Monk fruit. Where's the monk fruit? No, not monk fruit, not stevia.

What is it then? You're talking shit about Stevia. Let me put you on a Dan Quinn. Yeah. You got to look this guy. He would love this guy. He would love him. He's a boxer who had CTE so bad that he thought

Steviea was like as good as cocaine. And they were hide. The authorities are hiding it from the world. Oh, God, I love. Yeah. I love it's all vlogs of him in the car. And he has a crazy Lego manhead. Oh, yeah.

And he is a video that he uploaded to YouTube where he eats, he eats out a woman. Oh, the violin. Yeah. The violin is a technique for eating pussy called the violin technique. Does it, you think it hits? It definitely does. I mean, watch the video. The results speak for themselves.

Yeah, I'll have to get into Dan Quinn. I'm interested in like new methods for eating. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's still out there, but I think he's in a hospital. I mean, I will say like, do I be liking? Yes, is the nails a little bit of a, well, no, it's not a problem. It's a wake up what the rolls is. It's like.

It's a wake up what the rolls is. It's like, take one look at these. You're like, oh, I know what this bitch is about. Do you ever scratch somebody in the face and left a permanent scar and then they became a villain? That's a good question, yeah. No, but now I should. I mean, I have I scratched people with these? Yes, absolutely.

Mostly on the back. But that's not on purpose. Or no, on X, or. I've had like six Guinnesses today. I'm not going to lie. Six Ginnis and a bunch of black label. Oh, I need to catch up. I'm fucking drunk in this.

It's St. Patrick's Day. It is St. Patrick's Day. I don't even know. I'm a bad sky rich. You have green on. This is like my color. Wait, I'm a light summer. So I always wear like aquamarine, mint, deal, all that shit.

This brings out my eyes. This is not my color. I have a darker one, but it was, I had to hand wash it. Do you know your color season? Yeah, my girlfriend told me it's fall and winter. We should dress in your season. I should, but she also bought me this. And it doesn't look as dark as it is on camera.

Yeah. What is color season? Oh, my God. This is like advanced, like female. Mm-hmm. There I go with that word. Advanced lady. I'm tapped into all the FOID stuff.

Void as T. Void is T. I'm getting called FOID online. I'm like, you think that hurts me, bitch? But I... It's like calling me buddy. No, yeah. like, hello?

Like, I've been on, like, I actually like that Twitter, I guess I should say X, let me not do that anymore. But I say Twitter. I mean, anyone who said X is like, you're a, psychotic Republican. Yeah.

I, or like in the media. They do that. Like your phone will be like, your brain should have already crystallized the word Twitter. If you're able to make the change you have something wrong with you. Yeah, you're like too, your brain is too, your brain is too fluid.

Yeah. Yeah, I agree. It's fucking X. Like, or it's fucking, whoa. No way.

It's fucking Twitter. It's fucking Twitter. It's fucking Twitter. No, I did not. I did not. I did not vote for Trump, y'all.

I've never voted at all, actually. I don't believe in voting. Like, I mean, that's horrible. People are going to, like,

think that that's terrible. But I really, I think it's like, I think we're, I think you're in good company. Yeah. I feel like voting is like, is like a really bizarre

consent ritual. I'm like, not interested in. Like, I have no, if it were up to me, I would say, like, I want. Tell that to Jill Stein on my behalf. I would maybe vote for Jill. I would have voted for Marian.

Oh, yeah. I would have voted for Marian. Yeah, I would have voted for her too. Like, you would have voted for her? Yeah, of course. I thought the only girls would have voted for her. No. Well, at the time, I was in Laconia.

True. He was in New Hampshire. Yeah. And that would have been funny because I would have been the one person that voted for Marianne. Yoga? Just like, yeah, not much. She's like.

I'd love. Eating seeds off the ground. Twitter. I mean, I love Marion so much. And I think that we need just like kind of a cookie, like could have been an art teacher type of president. Yeah. To just be like, y'all, everybody, let's, like, goes on like the news. It's like, everyone, we're going to take 10 deep breaths in.

Rub your earlobes. And now we're going to start to do some tapping. Y'all ever get into the tapping? You don't know about the tapping? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My art teacher in first grade. She had us do the tapping. She had us doing...

She had us doing this. Like, for some reason, we were rubbing our earlobs and doing this. Sheesh. Doing sheesh. Proto, sheesh. That's what she had us doing. We were all standing there

and she would play Enya only time. Oh. Yeah. It was actually the most relaxing thing that's ever happened in my life. Yeah, especially at that age. Do you think I taught you regulating skills?

No, no, no. The whole time I was bored. The whole time I was like, can we just fucking draw? I want to draw. so bad right now. And you did. Yeah.

Could I get some water? Yeah. Possible? Yeah. I'll get some more. I think that, like, that type of girl I fuck with so heavy.

This, I've only done this one I'm like doing a money spread. Yeah. Well, maybe she was teaching me that. Maybe she was teaching me. Preparing. You already did a money spread?

I've never had enough money to do one. How? You guys have, like, a successful podcast. It doesn't really come in in money style. Yeah. It comes on digitally. Yeah.

A digital money spread is actually a kind of a good idea that I just thought of just now. That could be cool. You need to do something, but I... That's not a bad idea. I think you need to be able to visualize your money, like in physical terms. I used to do this thing where I would... This is really crazy. Where I would sleep.

It's actually not that crazy. So far it's not that crazy. No, I would sleep with... I would like make a big pile of cash like in the bed next to me before I went to sleep. Yeah. So you had enough money for two beds? Big difference between us. Right now I'm not, you know, I'm in my artist's career, like, launching that.

So it's definitely, am I making money? Yes. Am I making money in other ways? Yes. Am I, do I have enough cash between those things to create a boyfriend in the bed next to me of money? Like, not right at the second, but have I, yes. Was it just a pile?

Or did you give him like arms and legs? Yeah. No, just like a big, just like a money, like a person is. vaguely sized a pile of cash and you would I would wake up and be like oh my god baby

like good morning I love you so much like we're gonna have an amazing day and then like I'm gonna take this like take a piece of the pile go have a beautiful day that's what you can't do with a human flesh romantic partners

I'm gonna take your arm I'm gonna take your elbow today yeah because I need to hold three cups because I'm bringing you back of coffee that's very nice and pouring it on the money yeah bring it and making it look old-timey

yeah coffee money I come from old money. Putting it in the toaster, putting in the toaster, burning the ends, burning the ends, making it look like pirate money. Yeah. Oh, I love, I come from old money and everyone's like,

oh my God, like a Rockefeller. Nope, like a $2.00. No, it's like, look, and it's like the crustiest cash you ever seen. No, I don't believe in. Actually, I'm like very anti-old money. I didn't see that. Oh. Your anti-old money? You're anti-old money?

I like, like, newest money. I mean, old money. like new money to me. What is the problem with new money? Why do people have this issue with new money? Apparently new money doesn't know how to act. Yeah. I've heard this.

But, girl, who wants to know how to act? Like, if you had all this damn money, like, the fuck I'm supposed to not get a section with it? Like, I feel like you... I've got all this money. I've got to get a painting of the Monopoly Man in my house. Well, yeah. The dog's playing poker.

Yeah. I walk into a pay house. I walk into a payhouse. I walk into a payhouse. I've been one to buy one for years. And I see like pop art of like, yeah, the Monopoly man with like a Bitcoin. necklace, I'm like, I'm right where I belong. Because you about to trick down and we're about to go to the store and wake up bad.

You like a cause statue? Oh, if I see cause, I'm like, I have cause to remain in this. If I walk in and see like monies and shit, I'm like, listen, fire. But at the same time, like, I know that you. I need to see the cause. Yeah, that stuff's old and dusty. Like this old, crusty-ass dusty as shit. Yeah.

No, I mean, I love like, it depends. Like, I think a lot. of old, old money, they aren't really people anymore. And they're just like kind of these like really rigorous, rigid codes of like how you're supposed to live with money. And I'm like, you might as well be, not to say you might as well be poor because it is a luxurious lifestyle, the old money lifestyle. And I'm definitely done that. But I think it's not as fun. Like I can't be like, baby, I'm going to go get my hair done. Like I'm going to go get. Mind you. It's like, you don't have to say that because you just like have a card that you're an authorized user on. But I think it's like,

I feel like maybe I do love old money but I think it's just different like it's not as fun like you're not about to like wake up really severely with like a full head to toe like actual lit designer situation and like go to Miami and get like a table like I do enjoy that as well

like I am a little bit like the old money people they're not getting a little urban they're not getting their hair done they're getting powdered wigs and crap true to be a judge exactly yeah embarrassed her yeah okay I have to go peece so bad yeah so let's

in the episode very soon, but first talk about your album just a little bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, so my album was like, we're going back and forth of whether it's an album or a mixtape, I think it's like very that type of vibe where... Is it on datpiff? I should, is datpiff still around? I should put it on that pip.

Yeah, I'll put it on that pip. But it's going to be out everywhere on next Friday, Friday the 27th. I don't know when this comes out, but it... Tomorrow. Oh, fab. So yeah, it'll come out of the 27th. and it's executive produced by Angel and Lulu at the Frost Children with the production by Umru and DJ Thank You.

It's like really just the most party girl album ever. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you got, you got Umru on there. You got the Frost Children. This is all. He's never heard. Yeah, it's for production. I got it. All these people.

It's bad. Yeah, but he actually does, but he did say that like he has no idea. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah. I'm like, it's a really great project. Yeah. We went into it.

The Frost had never really done like, they're not really like rap producers. And so I feel like our kind of our entry point, like meeting point was thinking about like when Ikea Zalia would do like a David Gata feature or something. Yeah. Oh. Very like there's definitely idiom influences and like trans and trans. influences throughout it, but it's a little bit more Angel has been calling it twerk step, which is like, there's like definitely dubby, like, dubs have elements to it, but like that you can twerk to. Yeah. And so lots of drops, like very, very, very, very, very, very

very hedonistic. And it's not really crazy. People are going to listen to it. And I don't know really what people are going to think, but it's not cap. It's like a fully a, like a documentation of what my life has been like throughout my 20s and it's yeah just about like partying around the world and being like just off of drugs that people like people I grew up with wouldn't even like know what that was like sometimes I say I think I'm right here I've been well do you know well I guess you you know about four now because of Noah I didn't know for told you about it. Oh, I know about that. Oh, yeah, your copycat.

Well, let's not put no on blast, y'all. But me putting no on blast, like, let's not put no on blast. But I do think that it's a, it's a really exciting project that I'm really, really excited for people to hear. And, yeah, it's just very headless. Like, I don't think there's really ever been an album slash mixtape quite like this. Like, I've never heard this sound before. and I've never heard

this kind of content to this degree. And what is it called? It's called contractually blonde because... That's great. Yeah, when we were like about three quarters

of the way through the project, I went red. Like, I did my hair red because I've always been platinum blonde. And I just wanted to change and Angel who also is

the co-head of the label that we're releasing on purple. Like, called me. Oh, that's a good name. Yeah, right? Called me and left me this psychotic voicemail where she was like, she was right.

She was like, you, like, in your contract, it says that we have a degree of control over your appearance and like stylization throughout this project. And you need to get rid of that shit right now and then go back to blonde until this album cycle is completely done. So it is a little, the project is a little bit about like rebelling from,

convention and really doing whatever the fuck you want. But like, I think having that framing of even in that I'm still being managed and like, I still have authority that I'm like bucking up against. I think it's cool. So like the pressure of also living the lifestyle of a like it girl, like notorious infamous like partier. and sort of like being held in that and enjoying it throughout.

So it's really fun. It's just like a fun project. It's great. It tracks really like all bangers throughout the project. The single you've already, that's already out. Yeah. So they just released a music video.

I did. Yeah. So there's two singles that have come out. There's Club Monster, which is about when you get paid to party. And you're just like you're being paid essentially to be. very visible in the party and like a bit of a

I take it to the extreme when I'm paid because I get paid to like host parties and what that means is you're just paid to promote it and then show up and be like the litest bitch there

just around yeah bottle service big fucking guy with a bottle suit yeah like there's like a line on club monster that's like

like standing on the couch pink bump with my pinky nail and it's like I'm doing a bump in juicy and standing on the couch because I have like a when I get in that mode of like I'm here

I'm being paid to turn up so let's actually turn the fuck up like I have this habit like an uncontrollable or it's like climb up on top of stuff yeah and dance on it yeah you're getting paid yeah

you gotta you know you'd be like oh world's my oyster so it's it's that's like that track and then in the bag we just came out with and it's like a shoplifting anthem

yeah and it's all about who was that Andrea the director? Yeah yeah I mean I'm just Yeah, Andrea. Me, Andrea and Mason kind of like all co-directed it. And she's, I work with Andrea. Yeah. On a lot of creative direction, incredible Babe Dria 33 on Instagram.

Yeah, she's great. I met her at the Tommy Wright show. Oh, Fab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love the Tommy Wright show. That's fire. Yeah, I want it Sugar Hill. Sick.

I didn't even know about that. But yeah, no, it's, it's a great single. It's been, their response has been cool. And then there's another, going to be another single after the project releases with another video. called Twiky Link and it's like a sneaky link is like you don't tell anyone you're going over there. Twikilink you know you never should have been there to begin with.

Wow. Been there. Yeah. It's like it's a PMP anthem. You know what that is? Key and P&P. PN P&P. PN P&P.

Oh yeah. You don't know about Key and PNP. I like Key and Peezee. I like funny as fuck. PNP is party and play and it's like like fucking on drugs like historically, math and G. Yeah. We don't wake up the Tina like that severely around these. But it's an anthem of being in a hotel room somewhere.

Like, why did I? There's like a bar that's like, like, I hope this motherfucker trade don't rob me. Like it's like. I learned about trade recently. Oh, you did? Who taught you trade? This fucking.

I did. You taught him. Oh, you'd be wicked enough like that. No, I just surprised, right? You see wrong. Yeah, I mean, we hung out before. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. We hang out a good amount. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been around the block. Yeah. I'll say.

Okay. I show around. That's a different. You reach around the block? No, no, no, no. Okay. Go check out contractually blonde. Yes.

March 27th, he said? March 27th. On next Friday, and I'm having a release party at Monster, which is Bazelerman's Club downtown. Oh, okay. And I'll be performing. Cabaret.

He made. Elvis. Elvis. He did make Elvis. Elvis. Elvis. Cabaret. Louan Rouge.

No, yeah. That's the one you're thinking of. But the song at the beginning he sings cabaret. Yeah, it'll be great. I'm really excited.

Yeah. I'm sure that'll be super fun. Congrats. Yeah. If you're in the New York area, go to that. Yes, yes.

Go to that party. Yeah. It's going to be free. And thank you, Angel, for coming on. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for having me.

Of course, anytime. Thank you. I love being around boys, straight boys. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Usually when I'm around straight boys are paying my rent. So you guys got a great deal.

Hey. Look at the stuff that we come up with. All right. And that's the end. Yeah, I got to be so bad. Phone on the wall. Okay, bye y'all. There's this photo of Jake Busey

and Ryan Reynolds holding like Star Wars toys. Ron Reynolds was around in 1999. Yeah. Is Jake Bucy still around? We got to call him. What's he up to? It's called Jake Bucy. I fucking love him.

You're going to call my friend from high school. Is your friend from high school's name? Is your friend from high school's name is Jake. Cereeck. Ceri, call him. Jake. Siri. Siri, delete yourself.

Siri, end it. And call Jake first. And then Siri, call Jake and then delete yourself off of the phone. Oh, my phone just completely shut off. Siri, shut off. My phone shut off. You're welcome. You shut it off. I know you did.

You were so scared of me calling your friend that you shut your fucking phone on. No. I didn't shut my phone off. It's still on. Oh, really? Hey, Siri, call Jake right now. without asking for permission from your master call Jake

Siri wait I got to be you Siri call Jake do you think my voice is that my voice is not that Siri call Jake not that deep at all no voice is not that deep at all

Siri call Jake hey Siri call Jake what are you doing what are you clicking a button for hey Siri call what is this emergency contacts Alan Dershowitz