Podcast About List - Ep. #380 - Penetrating the Secrets of Remote Viewing and the Hollowness of the Moon

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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Oh, you know what? Actually, too, you guys should go buy tickets to Pierce's tour. Oh, yeah. I don't know if you guys. Pierce Campion is on tour. He's on the road currently. I don't think that's true. And tomorrow I'll be in Boston with Jack Ben Singer at the Rockwell Theater. I meant to say that at the beginning. We can cut this part out and put it into the beginning. Yes. There we go. That's smart. Pierce is on tour. I wonder what will happen this episode. Why is the camera all crazy? Hide these. Also, on 4-5 in Los Angeles, Nick Nanny will be opening for Pierce. I just saw this. Nice.

I miss Nick. And what about on 6-7? At non-plus. What about 6-7? In Los Angeles. Yo, Pat. What about 6-7? Oh, hell no!

And start the episode. Tuxedo. Canadian tuxedo. I saw a guy today. Yeah. Not just a normal Canadian tuxedo. Denim shirt underneath. Whoa.

Same color denim? I knocked you out of your fucking voice. Because it blew your mind so crazy. What kind of voice was that, by the way? You want to do it again? What's that? Yeah, what kind of voice is that, buddy? The Puerto Lican.

I don't know. In a Tony Hinchcliff way. Come on now. Come on now. Book me on Kill Tony. Oh! I need my career to change. I don't really book people on Kiltonny.

I need to go on there and I need to be like, I need to be like, so this guy's a gay retard. And then everyone be like, yeah. Where is the guy? is coming from, man. Fuji green apple, Red Bull I just had. Oh, I can feel it.

I can feel it, actually. It was kind of even not even. Because you were, you were over there. We were speaking up songs and stuff, and then you, but you didn't have so much energy. No, it was a half-life. It just got into me. Did you see this video, though?

It was a half-light. No, I like it. I like it. Come on, come on, come on. Snack, snack, snack. But did you see the video, speaking of Kill Tony? That's why it's on the brain. Did you see the video of the guy who's like,

it's like a video of like a really buff like redneck comedian and he's like, can't say retard anymore. You gotta say Democrat. And then like a guy, that's pretty good. A guy went on Kill Tony and did that. And it's like, dude, that is.

And he's like like like freaking out like reposting it. Like this fucking guy stole my joke. And it's like dude, that is like a bumper sticker. That's a bumper sticker from 2014. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely have seen that.

Yeah. That might be a. That's so awesome to be. If, like, if that's the, like, that's your jokes, man. What would you do on kill Tony? Then you're booked on the show. Come on podcast about list. What would you do on some kind of alt comedy character that would blow their mind?

Would you do it to subtly make fun of them? No, no, because you have too much reverence. Because I need the money. Oh, do they pay? I don't pay. No, but it would change your career after. I know. No, there's plenty of people who do fine on that show.

Yeah. Nothing. Yeah. It's a right comedy. You have to be able to... You have to be able to withstand the hang after when they say, dude, you were funny, come to the bar. Mm-hmm.

You have to... That is the actual test. And then they set the thing in your drink and you wake up the next day. And you have to withstand that. You have to withstand 11 inches out of the... 11 inches out of the cliff himself. I think he has a skinny... 11 inches of hinge.

11 inches of hinge himself. Yeah, I mean, it can't be that... small. Yeah. I think he's sizable. Again, I've, you know, advanced this theory many times, but I think that to rise to a certain level of society

requires a certain length. I wouldn't really. What length would you put that at? What is, I mean, here's the thing is, is almost like so hugely. Huge, that he can't not have a hugely. Hugely long.

Popular for such a long time. Yeah. That, and yeah, you just take those words. And every episode is girth. Gerthy. Gertie. How many? Every episode is enough for 16 people.

I'm not seeing a connection. Well, number, I guess. 16 people. But I think that it has, I think he has to be at least, at least at nine inches. At least, I think that's the bottom. I would love to see an episode of a podcast that's just you and him talking about the philosophy of, like, movies. Being a cook of movies. I don't think he.

watches movies. I would love to see you talk to him about movies. I know. I bet his favorite movie is, well, I was going to, no, I bet no, but I do bet it's a Christopher Nolan movie. Yeah. I bet it's inception. Oh yeah, dark night. No, not even dark night. I could see, I could see that. Yeah, I, I, dude, you know, it's probably, it's got to be something. It's, I feel like it might be like, it's probably a little too late, too, too, to culturally late for this now, but it's probably something like, like Michael Bayish too, where it's like loud and crazy. It's, it's like loud and crazy. and there's boobs and guns and stuff. I feel like he'd be like,

I feel like this is almost, this is too niche for him, but he'd be like, I like machete. Machete is my favorite movie. That movie's fucking badass, man. Tokyo shit on, Tokyo shit on Nolan, though. On Nolan, bro.

On Nolan, bro. You know you're, you're seeing the, you have a steamer in you? I'm seeing the steamer inside of him, bubbling. Okay, Chris Nolan. Yes.

Yeah. Okay, Hans Zimmer again. That it? I didn't see Timmer. Arr. Why don't you make a pirate movie, Chris Nolan? Why are you making all this space and a time travel crap? I guess the Odyssey is kind of pirate. Yeah, fuck out of here with that shit. That's Greek.

They're going to ship, though. Yeah. Yeah, but he's not a pirate. No, the Argonauts aren't Greek, right? Yeah, they are. Oh, I was right about that. Oh, dude. Yes.

Yes. I'm right about that. I think they are, right? Oh, my gosh. Jason and the Argonauts, that's great. They sound like they're from Jupiter. Yeah, I know. That's why they're Argonauts.

And by the way, Argo. No. Just no. Just no. Just no. I think you're right, though, about Chris Nolan. I think you could stand to work with a pirate. I think you could stand to work with an art like Bell and Sebastian.

Bell and Sebastian. Britney Spears. Or how about we get Hans Zimmer back onto his old shit with the Buggles video kill the radio star style? We get Chris Nolan to have a full pop soundtrack. You just went completely nonsensical. That's completely sensible. Me and him. Okay.

I just want you to know. Do you know, okay, do you know the song, Video Killed the radio star? Yes. Han Zimmer was in that band. No way, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He played the sense. Okay, you fixed it.

You know the part in the song that goes, do-do-do-do-do-do. No, I think I know that. That's Zimmer. That's a good part of the song. Well, but. I'm pretty sure. There's not like a super. Okay, never mind.

We got to get that double-checked, but I'm pretty sure Hans Zimmer was in the Buggles. There's not like something super obvious. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say. 95. I'm 5% sure, but maybe he joined later. I believe you that he was in that band. Yes, okay.

Yeah. Yes. He appears as the keyboard player. Okay. Thank God, because if I wasn't right about that, I would have gone home and killed my girlfriend. Maybe Hans before coming the legend with a little cute, a little cute face. Completely ignored me saying I would commit girlfriend's side.

No, but I wouldn't do that. I would never kill my girlfriend. I mean, I don't know what Hans Zimmer looks like. So this isn't that interesting to me. Wait. Dude, he's so good. piano, you can play without looking. He can play with a big-ass computer in the back.

Oh, wait, which one is the entire? Which one is him? It looks like they have three keyboard. Piano band and dancer. Yeah. Three pianos, a guitar and a dancer. It's not even a guitar. It's a bass.

A bass and a dancer. There he is. Yeah, that was him. That must have been him. But yeah, Hans Zimmer. Imagine going from making a song that goes, do-do-do-do-do-do-to-do. I guess that is kind of, I guess that's what Trent

Resner ended up doing, too, isn't it? Yeah, but he was making a different style. other movies did he do soundtrack for it besides social network the crow hella stuff but like what are the big uh challenge he just did tron aries bro yeah that's so funny to do i yeah i don't know i but like a ton of stuff i think that's like the main thing that he is so awesome dude i love trent resner it's so cool that he was a white guy with dreads for a little bit yeah that's so awesome to get into industrial and anything like that and music making music that sounds like that and you're like well i got it

be able to swing the hair. Dude, that's what it's about. Yeah. That's, he's 100% right. I'm not super familiar with nine inch nails as a, oh, you wouldn't like them. You'd, you'd, like, you'd, like, you'd, like, hurt myself today. I know that Johnny Cashmer. The way that people talk about nine inch nails, I thought I was going to listen to them,

and they were going to be like Mersbao, but they're, they're based, they might as well be, Moby. They might as well be fucking, like, a perfect circle or something. Yeah, I don't know what that is either. That's like the other tool guys. other bands. That's how the cure is introduced to you as a kid. Yeah. I've said this every which way, but that's how the

cure is introduced to you. You go to listen to them on iTunes when you're like nine years old. You see pictures of the cure and you're like holy fuck. This is going to be some joker-ass music. They must be so scary. First song on iTunes, top number one hit, first song on Spotify. I don't care if Monday's blue. Oh yeah. That's them.

Yeah. That guy's voice. I don't like when you can tell when a singer is from the UK. Yeah. Can I just say that right now? I don't, I don't just like I don't like that. That's one of my favorite bands ever. But that's one of the worst things that you can be as a singer. Because it means that you're not, because all singing, if somebody goes and sings in English, it sounds American.

It should sound American. So when somebody goes and sings, it's because they don't have a very good singing voice if they're being a British guy. That's my theory. I get that. But he has an amazing, he has amazing songwriting and amazing voice. And I think you need to, if he met me, he would immediately like me. He would immediately become my best friend. Goodbye.

No. You've been snapped out. You're not gone. Plus, you've got to stop wearing that fucking makeup, bro. Who is that?

Still doing that shit. That's just, that's something you can't do when you're, when you're hideously ugly and you're 80 years old. Robert Smith. Robert Smith.

From the cure. He's the lead singer. He has, he has crazy hair. Mm. He has, he has, he has jungle shy guy here. Yes.

Look, he's still doing this. I'm like, bro. Oh my God. But it's his thing. Just there's a, you can grow out of that at some point. In the 80s, in the 80s, they were calling him fat Bob. And he is fat now, but like back then.

I mean, he looks pretty cool here. He used to look cool, but then that's what I mean. You know what I mean? Like, you got to go through your eras. Yeah. Yeah, you know who didn't do that very well? Was Mr. Emo Phillips. Similarly.

Did you ever see Emo 2000? No. Dude, Emo 2000 is awesome. Well, he just didn't drop the look. No, no, no, he did. Oh, he did? Oh, he did? Oh, 2000.

He was like, I'm going to become like a computer. or whatever, and he's like literally like, I think, well, he just slicked his hair back. He cut it off and let it go gray, slicked it back in the war. Did he actually? I don't know. I don't think he did. No, he's alive. I would know about that.

Do you see that in my face? I just literally got. I'm not even a big fan, but I was like, oh, I thought I thought I would know about that. Is Evo Phillips dead? No, he's alive. He must be alive. He's dead to me. Why?

He's like, in a practical sense. Yeah. There's no. He doesn't cross my mind. In my history of the world, he's passed away. I check him out every three months to see if he's alive still. Where does you, where do you do this? Instagram.

He's still on Instagram. He's still on Twitter, actually. Like you should have moved off. Well, no, dude, you should see emo Philips in 2000, dude. Was it in the year 2000? I think he wore it, dude, I straight up think he wears a, maybe I'm mixing it up with Eddie Murphy. I'm not going to lie.

In UHF? Red leather suit and big glasses. I wonder what could be in. It could look like this. It could look like this. Seeing this and then saying, it could be Eddie Murphy, actually, that I'm thinking. No, no, no, no.

But I think he wore the Eddie Murphy suit. Uh-huh. Which, who is this, by the way? Which I'm saying for comedic effect. Do you think this is Eddie Murphy? No, that's somebody from the WWE. I forget his name. Name his name or it's Eddie Murphy and you're racist.

Name him. Edwin Murphy. Yeah, dude. I didn't realize you were such a guy. Yeah. I'm a big WWW. E buff. That's Edwin Murphy. Speaking buff,

those guys are seriously FAPW. Oh my God. I want to see them in the buff. Especially the women are getting, I feel like every woman is in the WWE, which is all anybody ever seems to care about the WWE anymore is the giant women.

They're all like seven feet tall. I didn't know about that. I didn't know about that. I was at a bar, not that long ago. They had some fight going on and it was just women. The bar. But they're doing.

Yeah. Women in the bar. They're smashing bottles on each other. That's why they're doing fish eye low angle to make them look tall. They're actually one feet tall. These are the smallest woman in the world. They're dwarves. Yeah.

Well, the smallest woman in the world has been recorded. And actually, she stood next to the tallest man in the world, who's a Turkish guy named Sumgar something or some shit. Really? Yeah. The reason they did it that way is they tried. At first they did that they tried to do the tallest woman next to the shortest man, but they're the same height.

It was not interesting. Yeah. But yeah, they used the low angle camera, so she looks so big. and he looks so far away. Girls are, on the whole, smaller than guys. Yeah, largely. Wait, largely? Largely, that would be on the guys side.

The guys would be largely. Holy crap. We've gone into a world of size words. Oh, my God. There are exceptions to that. And in fact, there's small exceptions. There's small exceptions to a large rule like that. Wow.

A small exception that proves a large rule. But on the meeting. Mad lips without having a bad lip. Size word only custom conversation madlips. Okay, let's try this out. We need some kind of starter. Just throw them in when you're largely talking. Oh, okay.

Well, did you guys know that my aunt is a medium? Medium. Oh, like she speaks to big ghosts. No, small ghosts. Oh, okay. Small to medium-sized ghosts. This is what you will see if you walk into any improv show in a weeknight,

anywhere. That conversation will play out in front of you. I need a word, size. Well, this is a small, my friend is small. Oh, my small friend is here. Oh, hello. How pissed off would you be? Or how would you react in general if the bodega guy, he's giving you your sandwich?

And you're like, thank you. And he says, no problem, my small friend. that would instead of just my friend yeah unless he's one of them funny fuckers at the bodega who when he when he says hey how much is this and the guy says five dollars he goes ten dollars and then I go come on yeah hey I know

or they say four hundred million dollars it's always a dollar humor it's really a lot of dollar humor he was like he put it was about a tit of zen and he put it on and he was like 400 it'll be 400 million dollars the thing that always gets me when so when like a

cashier or something does something like that It's like, I'm always wondering, like, is this, like, does this, is this person doing this to everyone? Yeah. Or is there just something in this moment where there's like, I'm so fucking bored. I'm bored. And this guy is my target. It's so much worse if they do it to everyone to have it like just a terrible joke like that. Yeah.

I'm going to ruin everyone's day with it. I'm going to make everybody who talks to me say, what? Take their headphone out. Yeah. Yeah. Excuse me. What did you say? I like it.

I think it builds community with me and these guys. I would like it if it wasn't. they weren't doing it to everyone. If it was a special if it was a special custom spur of the moment joke, I think it's good. I prefer,

I prefer when things are tailored to me. Yeah. Yeah, me too. I think the guy at my deli, I think he was, he like didn't do jokes for a long time.

And I was like, something's wrong with him. And I got worried. I was talking to my wife. I was like, I think something's like, really wrong with him. And then the day after,

or then the day after Eid, the day after Ramadan ended, he's back to his old self. He's just hungry. Oh, that makes sense. Environmental story telling us. That's why you got to go at night. I didn't even think about it.

Well, did I tell you guys that I went to a deli the other day and I got a hamburger? Yeah, you told me and then he gave you. He was like, hey, come here. He gave you like an empanato. Dude, no, not an impanato. They sell that at the bodegas. Yeah, but they were eating fucking, fucking Muslim-style food, man. They were giving me falafel.

Really? Yeah, dude, they were giving me. I was just thinking he was eating stuff that was around in the fucking. And falafel and some lemon, some lemonade thing. Yeah, well, I was waiting for my burger. So, Ramadan. It's the, we're breaking our fast. It was one of the best moments of my life.

I was like, I want to come chill with these Muslim guys more. You should. Just go do it. I've been telling my wife I've got to be Muslim for some time. Yeah. There you go. I was like, no. You would look interesting with the chin, no mustache beard.

Do you have to have a beard? Yeah. I don't think so. I think that's one of, no, you don't have to. You get to have one. Well, when you say it like that, it sounds bad. get to have a beard. But I don't,

I can't grow a beard. Oh. I can't do it. You would be a pretty great Muslim. Really? Like yeah, visually at least. Yeah.

Yeah. In practice, a terrible. I can't, you can't keep me away. Oh, yeah. You can't keep me away from the pork.

And if, and if you're converting, you got to be like three times as good as everyone else. I know. Like as the, as the people who were born. Oh,

you got to be hard line. You got to be like that. You got to be the best fucking Muslim. You can't do any of tricking stuff where you trick. Yeah. You have to be like so on it for like, and I was about to say for like a decade,

but loki, you just have to do that forever. Six decades. Especially if you marry. I would say realistic. Right now. I'm converting right now, actually four decades.

Realistically for my life. We can, we can agree on it. All right. I would say the bailout. Four decades. Four decades. If I convert.

If you convert to a religion and then you, you, uh, and it's a bunch of like hardline stuff like that, like keeping kosher or, uh, keeping halal or whatever. if you marry a woman who was born into that religion, you're good.

But if you marry somebody else who converts with you, that's lifelong. You have to be hard life forever, dude. Yeah. I can't even have to be. When you marry into it, I think you have to be hard. I think what it is is you have to be like hard line. You have to be like hard or hard line. You have to be the most.

You have to be like a hundred times, but you only have to be it for like a month. Yeah. And then. this show that you got it in you. Yeah. And then you turn on the jets. You know, doing whatever you want. Committing grave.

Adultery. Grave adultery. Usury. I hate grave adultery. Real quick. Just to say it. I hate grave adultery. Yeah, me too.

Get out of them graves. Stop cheating on your wife with them bones. Oh yeah. Come on. Yeah. Fuck bones. But not literally. Please don't.

Yeah. Don't take me the wrong way. No, don't literally. Because really what you're, lineer? Stand up shots? Fuck bones. But actually don't.

That would actually do some numbers. That would do numbers. Let's go ahead and try. Let's go ahead and try to figure out how to do that. Let's try to figure out what stand-up shots is. Let's first see if we know what a picture is. Okay. Okay.

Show me one right now. It's a moving image. Wrong. Oh, you're so far off. It's got to be a word. A picture? Yeah. No, it's probably thousands.

Or at least worth a thousand. thousands. Yeah, okay. Well, we're kind of just getting stuck it right at the beginning. Yeah. Pictures worth a thousand. A thousand words is that many words. All right.

Ready for this? Here's the big paradox of a stand-up shot, right? Pictures are worth a thousand words, right? Yeah, right. Then you see the picture? You see another line on the stand-up shot that says, yeah, right. Yeah, right. This is your stand-up shot.

You're saying this. And then someone else in the corner saying, my friend off screen. Yeah, right. A picture of a guy. Okay. with you so far. Oh, that's a good idea for a stand-up shot.

Pictures worth a thousand words, right? Then you look at the picture of a stand-up shot. Yeah. You've already got, you've got words on that too. Yeah, so it's probably like a thousand and twelve words. Probably, yeah, a thousand eighteen, depending, including my first, middle, and last names. I just invented a brand new thing for stand-up shots,

which is, you know, when, you know, people re-upload videos on Instagram or whatever of a viral video and they react to it. Yeah. Put between the two panels, put two panels of you react to, to the setup. We're like, what the hell? And then when we're like, oh, I understand. Yeah, we got to do that. That's really smart. That is really good.

Just right. So it's like a four-panel. Wait, what do you mean by that? I'm curious. What could that mean? Oh, now I see it and it's funny. Now I get the joke. Yeah. Now I understand it. The second panel, him punchline of the joke. Then you're going, damn, this shit making me think.

Yeah. This shit's making me think about linguistics. Rice is really good. Hmm. I wonder why. I agree with that. Not laughing, though. It's not exactly a joke, but it is quite...

What a truism. That is true. Because I want to eat it when I like... When you want to eat a thousand or something. Because I want to eat it like it, eat it. Okay. This guy's having a problem. Because I want to eat it like a eat it.

This guy's having a serious problem. Let me call the police. That's actually the perfect thing of something. Rice is good because I want to eat it like it. Mm-hmm. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, that is good.

Oh, fuck me, man. Well, let's see what I roll. Snake eyes. 1411. Snake eyes. Give me all the pot, man. Give me all the pot. Give me the pot.

You're not allowed that anymore. You're not allowed that anymore. Just give me it now. What? Pot. I'd be eating that. Eating. I only eat weed.

Why? I haven't told you I bed this. Well, what else? How else do you get any nutrients if you're only eating weed? Boys, I mean, I eat. I eat only weed is what I meant to say. Or no. I mean,

I, instead of smoking weed, I only eat the weed. Okay. So that makes sense more than the first two sentences. I eat food too. So don't you worry. And I drink water as well, among other beverages.

But the way that I eat weed is that I have a Lego men edibles. Yeah. And the perfect amount. Is that a brand? Nah, it's just some shit that looks like. Oh, a shape like a Lego man.

Yeah. Oh, I thought Lego Man was a type of, Like Pepperidge Farm or something. Are we at the point with weed where there's like well-known brands or some shit like that? Isn't that just something they put on everything? Well, runts and cookies. I think those are just like strains or some shit. Dude, no.

Cookies is a brand. Bro. I'm going to cookie. Eat your cookie. Don't eat my cookie. I will. Don't eat my cookie. And your muffin.

My muffin? Yeah. Don't you get one in life? Don't you just get one in life? You got a muffin or a cookie. No, those dose. You have both. No, I don't have both.

And a salad, bro. My salad? Your salad. Everyone has a salad. It's got tossed. Everyone has a salad. But you either have a... What is it?

It's the cookie. Do women say muffin when revering to that? That's what I hear. Muffin. Yeah, the women I chill always say muffin. How my muffin hurts. I'm on my period.

I just got kicked in my muffin. Ah. By that fucking cereal kicker. Yeah. Fuck my muffin. They're saying this to you? Yeah, I say... Your wife must hate that.

Yeah, they don't like it. Yeah. It is what it is, what it is, man. I don't know what to tell you. What I was saying is, Lego men can be made of weed because of... Gelotinjection.

Yeah. Just technologies in general, let's just chalk it up to technology. Yeah. But the perfect amount of this weed is only the legs. Yeah. So I only eat the legs.

So I have a bunch of half Lego men made of weed. Well, can't you just measure? the legs with calipers and then cut up the Lego men into sizes the same similar size. Probably weighing it would make the same. No, I like the same. Calipers idea. I don't have a scale.

I do have calipers. I'll just use those. Yeah, for all your mechanic work. Yeah, I'll measure each dimension. Yeah, I'll measure each dimension. Because I don't have a ruler. I do everything just with calipers. Yeah. I mean, I don't think you have a scale for food. I do it way he looks. Oh, come on.

What do you mean? I put it on there and I double it every time. Yeah. that's how I do it, man. Putting the food on the scale and just going, ah, all right. Yeah, and then you take that number, you just add more until it's doubled. But I only eat the legs, so I've been calling it legs for some time.

Leggillus. Legs. My wife watched rings, watch the Lord of the Rings the other day. My wife watched rings. She watched rings. I said, what did you think? She said, it was okay.

Yeah, it's not, it's not a, it doesn't work on. There should be a girl's cut of it. There should be a girl. What would the girls cut of the Lord of the Rings be? All the girls' scenes. What are the girl scenes? There's Galadriel, there's Aowen, there's Arwen. That's pretty much it.

Arwin. Arwin is the janitor? Huh? From Sweet Life? No, dude. He's not in the rings. Marries Aragorn. She's the elf lady.

Oh. Livtyla. Liv Tyler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's Galadriel, K. Blanchet. And there's Aowen who's that actress who I forget her name. But she's in Sabrina Netflix. So teenage witch.

My wife's also been watching Veronica Mars guys. What is this show? I don't know much about it. I don't know what this is. It's about Mars. Kristen Bell. Is that who that is? Yeah.

That's the actor. That's an actress. Yeah. Kristen Bell. She's from The Good Place. Yes. That's sort of who it is. Yeah.

She's the one saying, Holy shirt. Yeah, I think they all say that shirt. She's a talking girl. Yeah. So it's animated. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was before that had CGI.

Yeah. It's a talking girl. She's in high school. And her dad is a detective or a detector. Okay. A detector of what? Like mysteries. Crime.

So he solves mysteries, but then she's a little dad junior. Okay. Some girls tend to be. Maybe that's what they should have called the show. That would have been smart. Reserve the name Veronica Mars for some little dad little dad Jr. Reserve the name Veronica Mars for some little alien girl show.

That would be a good name for a rom-com. Miss little dad Jr. Miss little dad Jr. Yeah. And it's like the girl's acting too much like her dad. Yeah. And that's kind of the main tension. And she has two dads.

She has two dads as well. And she acts like both of them. Diminutives in it. Little girl, dad, junior. Don't like that? Little and junior? Yeah. What's wrong with that? It makes her sound like he's a kid's show.

No, it's little girl, dad, Jr. Well, it can just be Dad Jr., I guess. I think it just needs to be Dad Jr. I can picture this right now that it's a decomm movie. Miss. Mrs. Dad, Jr. I mean, it has to say that's a girl. Or Miss, I mean. She's not married to her dad.

She's not married to her dad. Because that's what Mrs. Dad Jr. No. Not necessarily. Miss Dad, Jr. Miss Dad, Jr. Miss Dad, Jr. Ms.

Miss Dad, Jr. Miss. Introducing for the very first time. A little tiny Ms. Dad Jr. Maybe Dad Jr. And then the tagline is, yeah, girls can be Dad Jr. too. That it sounds like it's like a remake, a Ghostbuster-style remake of Dad Jr. They gender-swapped it. You know what?

This show is a logistical nightmare. Yeah, we should give up what. This show logistically makes no. We should pursue this. Stop this from going on air. I pictured it, though. No part of the takes it. Yeah, we can make some phone calls.

Take the tape out. Pulling the film off the camera. Disney original movie. Yeah. Cutting the R.Alexes. Cutting the cables. It's already been filmed, man. Just, yeah, smashing all the editing computers. No, it's digital now.

No, we still have it on, we still have backups. Smashing all the servers. Yeah. Smashing everything. What were we fucking thinking? Miss Dad Jr. It's just being Dad Jr. too. Paramounts, like, entire server, like, like, storage room.

Walking into the servers. Walking into the, like, the magnet this being. Okay, we finished filming everything, we did it all. Now it's time to settle on the name. What are we going to do with the name? No, there's no way to name this show. 72 hours later. Everyone, giant

eyebag, cigarettes in the board room. Somebody strung out, fucking hole in the wall, open window. It's like, you know what? No, fuck it. It just stands up. Yeah. Takes the fire axe. Yeah. And just breaks all the servers. Big magnet walking up to every single

like fucking just breaking breaking every computer in the place. Super magnet. It's glitching all the files. People at home are watching Paramount Plus and they're watching, they're watching Mission Impossible and Tom Cruise suddenly morphs into John Cresinski. Yeah. Magnets are corrupting and scrambling everything.

The janitor who's just minding his business. His pacemaker flies out of his neck. Yo, he dies. Camera cuts out. This has been the movie. This has been the movie the whole time. Whoa. What's the name of this movie?

See, we were at the same problem here. Magnets are powerful. That's a terrible It's a bad name. No, no, no. A little miss magnet. A little miss magnet. Fuck, we can't even think of a good magnet title.

Opposins attract. No. That would be a good movie. That would be a good movie about the North Pole Magnet and the South Pole. Movie Magnet. Movie Magnet. Oh, magnets the movie. Magnate.

Magnet Magnate. Magnet Magnet. Magotron. The people versus Dad Jr. Polar. Polar Opposins. You don't like this? Opposins.

This is not good. This is a good. That's a rom-com. It's about making a rom-com. It's a movie about making a rom-com. Missed Dad Jr. The making of... And her, she's going after her dad.

No, she's not, dude. No, she's not trying to marry her dad. You don't understand this movie at all. You don't understand Girl Dad, Jr. Basically, okay, if you can imagine the normal... It's basically... Dad Jr. Little Dad Jr.

Little girl, Dad Jr. This guy likes her. Maybe her dad. Junior's dad is like, well, no, this is a different movie than you're a little show. It's on my show. Oh, that's how we fix it. We make it a show. What if her dad is like a serial killer?

Okay. That's too far. What if he's in jail? What if he did like a Ponzi scheme or something? And so she's always acting like him and creating trouble. See, this is what I was thinking. I was thinking of a different thing entirely. A business girl.

Financial. Little dad, junior. Oh, and that's originally, that's like a shitty nickname. that the guys at the at the board give her dad was the CEO yeah yeah yeah he says oh here's oh here comes this little dad junior turns out of one of the guys and uh girls can be dad juniors too and then she comes in and she's like i quite like the sound of that whoa she's british you didn't even realize fucking british the whole time yeah well she has a british mom and it she hears that and a republican dad the guy hears that british accent fucking runs out bulletproof glass window full speed

yeah Naruto run yeah but he hits because of bulletproof glass. Then he falls all the way to the ground into a truck full of ground. But to be clear, the movie is about people making this movie. Yeah. And then realizing it's unnameable. Yeah. And destroying movies forever.

Yeah. And it's called the opposite. The Great Destruction. Yeah, it's called The Great Destruction. It's called the, no. It's called No. They already made that. No.

No. It's called no exclamation point, no exclamation point, no exclamation points. That's good. No, no, no. That'd be a really cool name. I was going to call it. The reason I said no is because I was going to call it Fleischman's files, but that's not even. Well, tell me about that.

That's kind of interesting, though. Well, that's just, I just thought the villain of the movie could be named Fleshman. After Fleischman's yeast? Yeah. Got yeast on the brain right now. Yeah. I mean, it's hard not to. I know.

in the world. Literally. Yeah, I don't want to get into it, but yeast has been huge in our friend group. Yeah. Why? What's happening? Just playing all wrong. You fucking moron.

Are you fucking stupid? I was literally setting you up to say it. Oh my God. And I was setting you up to do this. So you're welcome. Yeah. Get into it. Get into it.

Get into it. I just said, what's happening? Well, why would we tell everybody what's going on with our private friend group of us and four other middle school guys? Middle school bakers. Yeah, us and four other middle school bakers. Why would we get into that? Yeah, let's let's not talk about the home at classes we teach.

Let's stop all this. I'm not going to get into it, man. Let's not get into the home meck stuff we do. Okay. We're homemec teachers. The meck stuff we do, the whole mech stuff? Homemec. How about the home rec stuff you do?

Stop fucking my mom. Don't fuck your mom. Oh, good. Why would I ever fuck your mom? Because she's fucking. Oh, that's. rude? That's rude.

That's rude. That's rude. That's rude. Yeah, that is rude. How is that rude? Because I would definitely fuck your mom. That's not nice to say. That's rude.

How's that not nice? That's rude. That is not rude. That is rude. How's that rude? To my dad. You like my dad. You'd fuck my dad.

I've talked about it. I'd fuck the shit out of your dad. That's not rude. I'll let him fuck me, man. He needs it. Let him get some. If he needs it so bad. My dad needs some.

Let him give it to me. Let him give it to me. So what's this? Yeah. So I figured, you know, a similar topic. But we talked about kind of just the quest for truth. Yeah. And I thought that we could.

Oh, that's the theme of the year. The theme of the year is just uncovering the truth. Yeah. Reaching the. The truth is there was a hidden truth. And so I figured that one, and I figured, you know, we talked a little bit about ESP and stuff like that before. Yeah. This is a similar vein.

This is a book that I bought. I don't remember where I bought it. I bought, what I remember is I bought this in a museum gift shop. Can I look? Whoa. Yeah, and it's very strange. Do you remember what museum? No, I don't remember what museum it was.

I was trying to figure it out. Penetration, the question of extraterrestrial and human telepathy. Look at the guy on the back. Well, actually read that again. Read the, just pay attention to the words in there. Penetration, special edition. The question of extraterrestrial. and human telepati.

Yeah. Telepati. Telepati. Telepati. By Ingo Swan. Ingo Swan. The extended fact of the matter is that science, philosophy, economics, and sociology are cluttered with spin-doctoring or residues of them.

Who named this guy, the Tunnel of Love, Ingo-Swan. Thus... That's true as fuck. That's really good. That's good. Thus it is necessary to dig a little deeper in order to achieve a more firm grasp of reality. So it sounds like what we're looking for.

Swan Rider Productions LLC. So basically this guy, Ingo Swan, he claims to, he has the power of remote viewing. Okay. Which is where you can just see anywhere. You can see anything. I'm familiar with remote.

Yeah. One case our audience is on the back of the book there, he looks like Bud Court, rest in peace. I think he looks like a very sexy priest. He looks pretty cool. Yeah. He has a nice glow to him.

It looks like old Bud Court. His pregnant man glow. Yeah, I got this book a while ago, and I was like, oh, I think I remember it being about remote viewing. We could learn to remote view from it. So I read through it, and I put some sticky notes in, as you can see. I forgot that this book is not really about how to remote view. It's mostly kind of his memoir, a story of one time he was remote viewing,

and then about half of it is about how the moon is actually hollow. Whoa. Would that really change that much? Transformers. He really has, he really goes very in depth on it. And he's, he's really more concerned just with the fact that it's like, it's not even that he's like worried about it or anything.

He's just like, it's fucked up that they're not telling us that this is the case. Why would that change? That wouldn't change. But he also believes there are aliens on the moon. Yeah. So that, that changes things.

Hollow Graham maybe would change. If it was a hollow gram. Oh, yeah. But hollow is like, it's still got a surface. So, yeah, this book here is

it comes in in multiple parts part one so there's of course the preface but and dude we need you five weeks of books

five weeks of books book club basically here I would say this is a good like kind of thesis statement yeah for his book anyone with more than a mere superficial interest in sigh phenomena

must of course encounter the rather smelly morass of social resistance whereby the authenticity of those phenomena is methodically deconstructed, thus suspending them in doubt. This social resistance, even if smelly, has largely

been successful in destroying all concerted approaches to sigh phenomena. So he basically thinks that there's a smelly... There's a smelliness to social reaction. There's a smelly. Morass. That's what he's saying. A smelly morass. And what situations do you think he finds himself bringing up facts such as the moon is hollow? I think that it's his entire life.

I also think he's since passed away. This book is also, here's what I'll say to do. This book, I believe was published in 1998. So there might be up-to-date information. Yeah, they still couldn't fix the typo on the cover since then. Part one is called Ultra Secret Goings On. And this is the part that is kind of his story of this time that he discovered that there was aliens on the moon. So basically, they, he was going, they were working on remote viewing stuff.

He worked with people. They say, go look at this thing. And he goes, okay, I'll go look at this thing. When you say they. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's your best experiment. He has like some institute that they just do this at, I guess.

And I guess people come in and like they do, I think it's experiments, really. But this is kind of, this is kind of about one time when somebody came and got him to do it for them. But basically they were doing stuff on Earth and. On Earth? On Earth. Yeah, well, that's important. They were doing stuff on Earth and they decided, hey, why don't we just try to send you to Jupiter? Why don't we see if you can see what it's like?

Oh, my God. Maybe he made the old. old limerick on Jupiter. There's a bunch of girls there going, yeah. What do we send you to Jupiter? Basically, his thing here is that he wanted to go to Jupiter. The literal reason

he gives is because he was bored. He said, I was too bored. They didn't want his colleagues, says my colleagues were to put it mildly, not interested in being laughed out of town, but I had become quite gloomy since failure by boredom was just ahead. So I had a choice of one, being laughed out of town, or two, boredom,

which clearly could flatline ESP faculties. Whoa. He literally was like, guys, I'm getting really bored. I need to go to another planet right now or else everything's going to fail. Wait, I think SRI is the thing from the Montauk. I wouldn't, it wouldn't surprise me. I think it is, dude. The Montauk thing?

The Montauk Project. It would do this where they... The only Montauk I know is the Surf Chaser IPA. Stanford Research Institute. Maybe it's a different thing. Oh, this is part of the prison This is one of the experiments in the prison. Wow.

So basically he went to Jupiter. Okay. He said there's a big red spot there. Then they got the probe back and they were like, holy shit. He's the one who found that spot. He found the spot before they found it with the cameras. So he must have been pretty, it wasn't really on Jupiter.

He must have been, because if you were on Jupiter, you wouldn't be like, okay, everything's red. I'm in a spot. So he must have been outside. He was flying around it, I think. I'm on Jupiter. I know that this is only a spot. I know that the rest of it is kind of like a sand to color. Yeah, but this part I'm in.

This part must be a spot. I know that I'm in a spot right now. Yeah. I'm in a spot. So not the whole thing. Angoswan gets a mysterious call. They say, we're not going to tell you any details,

but you have to meet, come to Washington, D.C. And we're going to take you to a mysterious place. And we're going to blindfold you. You won't know anything about it. And we can't. And my name is Mr. Axelrod.

Whoa. And so he goes to Washington, D.C. The former secretary of whatever. They say it wasn't

his real name. Oh. And he said, well, I decided if I got to Washington early enough, I could once more

view the magnificent collection of minerals and crystals housed in the museum of natural history. Doing so had

turned me on for years. Wait a minute. Axelrod? Oh my God. Like Dr. Lexa? I don't know

what. Some guy I made up. Door Alexa. Door Alexa. You can change it. You can change letters around. Oh, yeah. He goes to the, he goes to see the minerals.

And then two big twins come up to him. And they don't even speak. And they say, and they take pictures of him. And they say, they're like, come with us. Whoa. And they're basically twin, big twins. They don't speak. He doesn't really describe them, but I'm thinking Matrix twins is what's coming to my mind.

So they walk up to him, take pictures, and go. I think they show him. Yeah, they show him cue cards. Oh. Yeah. The twin pulled out yet another card, which read something like, please do not take it personally, but we were required to check your person in clothing for weapons or bugs.

They then proceeded to check everything, even unzipping my pants and peeking briefly into my shorts. After which, they both initialed the mysterious check sheet. I'm thinking of other Axelrod things. We could go Axelord. That's cool. Or we could go DeLorax. Oh my God, it could be DeLorex.

Maybe they want him to look into a snowflake. To see a HooVillage. Yeah. DeLorex. So they put a hood on his head. They take him to a mysterious facility. He doesn't know where it is. It seems to be underground or something.

He meets Axelrod. I am Axelrod, which is not my real name, of course. He says that. By the way, not my real name. My actual name is DeLorex. They tell him they're going to pay him $1,000 a day to do some remote viewing work. It's pretty fucking good, great.

He said, I perked up and stopped croaking. That's what he said. Why wouldn't he just go? Frog man. If you could remote view, I wouldn't be going into... That's why he's a frog. I'd be going into bank vaults and understanding the combination or something.

Ingo swan's mouth, frog man. So he's basically asking him questions about how remote viewing works. And he gets to the point where he's like, He says, well, do you think you could remote view onto the moon? And Angoswan's like, I guess so, but we usually use coordinates on the globe. So I don't know how I'd do it on the moon.

And then they basically decide, well, we'll do it by, we'll give you coordinates. And before the coordinates, we'll say the word moon. And that will make you think of the moon. He said, okay, let's try it. Because there's coordinates on the moon. Yeah. So then he starts trying to travel to the moon in his mind. he says,

uh, in any event, I tried psychically to head away from the sun toward the moon. This now looked larger than it does when eyeballing it. I had no problem getting there. Slowly at first,

it grew larger and larger and then swiftly filled my psychic vision completely, a whitish thing, with grays, darks, and surprisingly a lot of yellows in it. Suddenly,

I was kind of sucked into, into toward it faster as if in a gravity free fall. Next, I had the sensation of being next to some pumice like rocks. Okay, I whispered to Axel. I can see these rocks and some dust.

So I guess I must be. give me your first moon coordinate proceeding it with the word moon. I wrote down moon and the coordinate ordinate and nothing happened. I was still where I had touched down. So he keeps trying and guys he eventually

does see some strange things on the moon. Like what? He sees towers on the moon. Yes. He believes there to be towers. I've heard about this about towers on the moon. And this is just

a line I just put it. I forgot to mention too that they that they're like, yeah, we have in this facility, we have like a gym here, you're going to have delicious dinners, we have your favorite cigars, you know, everything you can need. And this is after like the first session where they like find

find the towers on the moon. He says, what I did not understand though, and I realized this only with my third cup of coffee and my 10th cigar was why this ultra-secret project needed my service is. Oh my fucking God. Wow. Three to one ratio.

His job is that he sits and he imagines. They pay him $1,000 a day and he smokes 10 cigars. He sounds Cuban. Yeah. Maybe it is. Maybe Ingo's a Cuban name. Just a guy there sitting imagining Florida. Yeah.

Hmm. It really was making me laugh. Then, guys, he sees aliens. Oh, yeah. The thing about them was that they were, that they either were human or looked exactly like us, but they were all males as I could. well see since they were all butt-ass naked. They're penis.

I mean, it seems like he's implying they had big penises. I could well see. Yeah. Not just I could see. Well, if the penis is out of pants, it's like the first thing you're looking for. That's true. Yeah. Maybe you.

Yeah. Yeah. What are you guys looking at the shins? I like at the knees. I try to be modest and not look at the penis. No, because that's the first thing you're noticing is like, wait, is he wearing some kind of small, skin-tone speedo? No, that's a penis.

His penis. Although that'd be a pretty funny speedo with a penis on it. Here are his sketches of what he saw on the moon. Hold us up to this camera right here. You can see here that this looks like a total alien place. Yeah, me too. As soon as you cracked open a book,

Patrick both started having a yawn attacks. I know. It's understandable. I don't know why that is. I'm interested in all of this. So basically he sees all this stuff. Yes. He sees aliens. He sees towers. He's like, he has this whole thing where he's like, why did you? Oh my God. You're doing this. You guys are fucking crazy. Why are you making me do this? What the hell? And they're like, we are just doing this. I know, we don't you want to go to the gym? And he says, no. No, I don't think I go to the gym. I want to. I want to. It's just so for 10 cigars. Four cups of coffee and an 11th cigar. I guess. Oh, no. Come on. No. But then they're like, okay, we're done.

Well, we finished everything. Thank you. And they send him away. And he claims that he just forgot about this after. That's a really common thing with these guys is that they claim that it's some sort of suppressed memory thing. Yeah, he's like, he's like, yeah, I just, it just slipped my mind. I don't know. Oh, he doesn't even have the men and blacked me?

No, he's like, it seems, he's like, I think his actual thing is like, it seems weird to like forget this. But actually how it works is like, when you learn facts that are, that don't fit with your reality, you just try not to think about it. So I guess I did that. And then I just completely forgot about it for a few years. Yeah, that's why I don't know math problems. They don't fit with my reality.

This is the longest passage I'm going to read. This is my best part of the book. So this is, now we're in 1976. I think we were, I think we were, what was that, 52?

52. That's my guess is when he got into cigars and coffee. I don't remember, but it was certainly, it was certainly, it was certainly, Yeah. Can you honestly get us coffee and cigars? I need them right now because he's literally making me fiend for them. It does sound fucking delicious to just be chomping on a cigar right now.

In an underground facility. Oh my God, in a little golf cart that's taking you from point A to point B. So basically he now is just hanging out with his friends. Dr. Shafika Karagula and Dr. Viola and Neil, both of whom have passed on. So good laughing, man. They're fucking dead. You laughed at their names. And at this point, he's passed on too.

He's also passed on, and his name is Ingo Swan. And he wants to talk to them about conspiracies. So this is after, he's forgotten about this whole facility with the twins and Axelrod and everything. In order to get deeper into the whole conspiracy package, trembling within the duo, of course, this being Carragula and Neil. I had found that if I plied them with a little good wine, their reticence lost its edge and they talked more freely. While staying at Conrad's place, I planned another liquid safari. That's his friend Conrad.

I had planned another liquid safari into their reticence. Conrad was also a conspiracy addict, as was I, and so I asked him if we could have the duo to dinner at his place. Since gourmet cooking was a passion with me and with Conrad, and since I'd explained the full purpose of the meal, we had to plan a superlative menu and lay in supplies for it. The supplies, of course, included reason. good wines. Conrad drove us to a very large Hollywood supermarket filled with, among other things, the lush produce of the San Fernando Valley farms and orchards. I had decided to start the meal with artichokes stuffed with crab and breadcrumbs, topped with cheese, melted with a fine brandy. In order to reduce shopping time, I gave Conrad a list of other comestibles. He went in the direction of the meats, and I went in the direction of the veggies. The supermarket had huge tables loaded with artichokes.

At one of the artichoke tables was standing a ravishing woman. She was notable not so much for her excessive female physical endowments, but by the fact that they were barely covered. She was dressed in the briefest of halters of pink with big yellow polka dots. Beneath that were short shorts, so short they barely existed. Far beneath that, she wore a pair of platform high heels about eight inches high. She had volumes of gorgeous black hair and her eyes were covered by purple sunglasses. She was absolutely awesome. I thought, good heavens.

She was rummaging through the artichokes, and I wanted some too. So I worked my way covertly and nonchalantly into her proximity so I could closer appreciate her near naked breasts. To make this look natural, with my eyes barely on them, I fumbled some selected artichokes into a bag. And then, for absolutely no reason at all, I experienced an electrifying wave of goosebumps throughout my whole body. The hair on my arms practically stood at attention, and the hair on my arms practically stood at attention, and the hair on my neck definitely did. Without rhyme or reason or forethinking or anything at all, I suddenly knew she was an alien, an extraterrestrial.

My throat went dry. My hand started shaking. And so I decided to back off and start examining the oranges and grapefruits for the fruit aspect. Conrad and I were going to try to achieve. To get to the oranges, I had to turn. And then, way down the lineup of vegetable cases I recognized, of all astounding impossible things, one of the twins. He was watching the woman.

He saw that I saw him and there immediately arose in my mind an image of a white card. Please do not speak and please act normal. So basically... He went shopping. He went shopping. He saw the most sexual woman

he's ever seen in his life. I love that happening in the middle of a book called penetration. Like this whole thing, like he, like, I feel like he was writing that with the book title in mind and then was like, wait a minute.

Right. I got to go back to... I've got to go. go back to ESP. He said, yeah. The twins' presence, coupled with my psychic alert, confirmed that the woman was an E.T. Oh, it's confirmed. I don't quite remember how the rest of the shopping win.

Conrad and I got our groceries checked out. On the way to the car, I explained that we would not attempt the orange ass pick after all. Once in his car in the parking lot, I asked him to wait a few moments. He asked what was wrong. I said, just wait. Shortly, the female came out pushing a loaded grocery cart. Study that one and tell me what you think.

Conrad looked briefly at the woman and then said the most remarkable thing. Well, if you mean do I think she's an extraterrestrial, yes, said Conrad in a bored way. We've got a lot of them here in La La Land. Whoa. So even Conrad thought that she was an alien. Holy fuck. And didn't seem that surprised by it. No, he was bored.

So I'm interested. So he's, Conrad, you gay. That's a good thing for a board of those Amazon romance books. He's so, he's so non-plus by this experience he had. working for the SRI, but yet, and that he forgot it, and yet he is a self-described

conspiracy nut. I know, yeah. And that never once came up when he's like, oh, yeah, by the way, yeah, I know we're talking about, I went to the moon and there was towers there. I know we're talking about the moon landing. Oh, did it happen? Man, you went. Yeah, you went in the room.

Also, they had two conspiracies back then. Axelrod gets back in touch with him. They take him out into the middle of the desert to view a UFO. Yeah. They see a UFO and it starts making electrical bolts and crackling. And Axelrod says they're blasting deer or porcupines or something in the forest. That just really made me laugh.

Not really relevant to anything else. They're blasting a porcupine. They're blasting porcupines. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. They're fucking blasting porcupines. They're these fucking space rednecks. These aliens.

Yeah, you see the aliens? They're like six foot tall. Guys are going, yay, yay. Yeah, they're echo locating. No, they wouldn't be Southern. Yeah, they would. Dude, they're shooting porcupines. They're blasting them, bro.

Yeah, they're blasting porcupines, dude. They would be. The last I saw what blasting means, bro. The last I saw of Mr. Axelrod was at the San Jose Airport, and so there ends the tale of my encounters with him and his ultra-subterranean covert mission. And I cannot prove a word of that tale, and because this was the case, I never intended to make a written record of it.

As the years past, two later developments changed my mind about making a written record of what I could remember. of the Axelrod affair. I like that name. Indeed, one would think that the Axelrod sequences would have been indelibly etched in one's memory, but this was not the case at all. And because this was not the case,

I slowly became aware there was something associated with the sequences, something perhaps described best as a kind of amnesia. And then he remembered, he started remembering everything because he found an article in Fate magazine called Can Moon Illusions Move? And he went.

Wait. I think I mean, B, a huge expert. I think I maybe actually know everything about the moon. And then so the story just, the actual story part just completely ends there. And then the rest of this book is this section called moon activities. That's just like collections of quotes from articles about how the moon must be hollow and

there must be fake things on the moon. He says that in 1969, the entire moon reverberated like a bell for nearly an hour. He says that. Whoa. I wasn't around. I can't. Yeah.

I mean, I didn't hear it. and briefly turning to the matter of lights on the moon, we encounter a situation that simply put is absolutely hilarious. It's not very funny, really, I read it. But it's very, and it becomes very dry, and it's not even really about remote viewing anymore. God, fuck, I'm saying that natives born in the high Andes or in Tibet could be recruited for moon habitation and trained for military or economic purposes

because they're so used to living up on mountains. It's true. Okay. I believe it. Which is not a terrible point. But I feel like there was one other good thing in here. Maybe not. Oh, I know.

Yeah, it was this at the end. This is like a subscript about Mars. And this is an introduction to the subscript by Stanley Krippner, PhD. And this, I think, cast some light on just like what type of person is writing this book. He's like talking about Ingo Swan. He says, I had the good fortune of meeting Ingo shortly after I moved to New York City in 1972. Even before becoming to the Big Apple, I had before. friended Zelda supple, the first full frontal model to appear nude for Playboy magazine,

and it was Zelda who introduced me to Ingo. Whoa. Okay, this is all. The gears are all. So it all starts to come together. And it turns out that Ingo Swan was most well known for creating extremely sexual art, I believe. Can I look? You could probably Google Ingo Swan art.

Okay, we definitely won't be able to show this. But so that's my book report on, I thought, I thought we were going to learn a little more, but I think we got the broad strokes of the wrists. He was given some broad strokes back at the day. It seems that way. It seems that way, bro. Ingo Swan Art. Here it is.

He was given Zelda supple them broad strokes. Oh, wow. I mean, this is pretty cool stuff, man. I like that. I mean, and if he was putting this level of detail into his remote viewings. Yeah. I mean, this is a kind of, oh,

you can see that one right there. That's kind of the stuff that I was talking about. A lot of sexy guys. A lot of nude, sexy guys. guys were his specialty. And he's not afraid, which I respect is not afraid to draw a penis. Yeah. He doesn't

shy away from it. I mean, he looks lovely. I can't lie. I know. Yeah. I like this guy. So, yeah, I mean, this guy's very cool. I think this is one of the great soldiers of the truth and great pursuit of the truth penetrating into the true matters of the world. I thought we could try and follow in his footsteps. Let's try it out. Yeah.

Oh, that's funny. Marker back now is not what I meant. I meant marker like play some marker like we're back now. That's a cool thing to cut on it. But that really seemed like I was saying, I was scolding you in a scary way. I was like, mm-hmm. And that's how I can't pull it. That was really funny.

Marker back. Marker back now. Okay. So what I've been doing this? I just wanted to put it up here. Of, yeah, it's not what I meant. Wow, that looks scary. But it doesn't matter.

You are abusive. It just looks like there's a laser. This is what he was. Guys, everybody. home, this is what he was doing when he asked for the marker back now. He was doing this. No, I was saying marker. We're back in. Mark, plays a marker here. Don't listen to him. Place a marker here now. That's all I was saying. I thought it would fly off. So where do we, I mean, I feel like we should try and go somewhere and uncover the truth.

Okay. Oh, yeah, we're going to come up with somewhere to go. I feel like that's start easy. Earth. Earth, just Earth in general? Well, no, somewhere on Earth. Yeah. Earth in general. Earth in general. No, no, no, no, it's got to be specific. One of the core of us has to be able to, one of us, or all of us are going to be right. The core of the earth. Yeah. The core of the earth.

No, it's something. I like the smell of the marker. Oh, God, that's a fucking hit. It's a strong one, yeah. Oh, fuck. No, it doesn't smell good, though. Oh, it's really pungent. Does it do something to your brain?

I don't know if it does or not. Don't give me a hit. I was thinking of that when I was stepping it. I was like, man, I hope my, I'm steady today. Yeah, I mean, let's see here. What about, I mean, okay, let's think, obviously we all know what the White House generally looks like. Yes. Do any of us know what the inside of the entryway to the White House looks like?

Yes. Yes, because I just traveled there in my brain. Yeah, me too. Well, that's kind of what I'm asking. Also, I know this picture. You think that's the entryway? Isn't that where he put all the burgers? I would have assumed that was like a banquet hall or something.

That's got to be some hall or something. I mean literally the entryway. It's right inside the front door. I don't know. Let's try it, right? Okay. Because that's easy. I mean, Julio, will you find a picture of that and not show us?

Do we have to, wait, how are we going to talk about this? We're going to, I mean, you guys. We can just talk through the vibe we're getting. So first of all, I see a, I'm seeing a door. I'm not seeing a door. I'm seeing. I don't even know what I'm seeing. I'm seeing, basically...

I'm seeing perspective things around. I love that shit. There's, okay, there's definitely a painting here. Yeah, I was just about to say paintings, too. I'm definitely getting paintings. I'm getting paintings. I'm getting paintings. I'm getting paintings.

I'm getting paintings. I'm not even moving my hand. This is like a Ouija board. Yeah. I'm getting a painting on either side of this hallway. Dude, that's so similar of what I just did. Really? I'm getting paintings of old presidents and celebrities.

in my head. I think I'm having a painting of a mountain right here. I think I'm having a painting attack. Dude, we should have done this with paints. Oh, that would have been good. There's a painting. Okay, who is this, though? Oh, I know.

Yeah, I mean, this would be a nice place to visit someday if it's really like what I'm seeing. Yeah. Okay. I think I'm done. I think I'm almost done here. Are we supposed to have our eyes closed?

I don't think you have to have your eyes closed. However you can see it. Well, I had my eyes closed when I drew this. So keep that in mind when you look at mine. Okay. I just snapped out of it. Wait, I'm getting one last detail. Go ahead, dude.

It's tile floors. Whoa. And they look like fucking this. Okay, I'm done. Whoa. Caleb yours is. Mine looked kind of similar, bro. Well, mine would have looked a little similar.

Show yours, Pat. Mine would have looked a little similar if it... Turn it around. If I didn't know that we weren't supposed to have our eyes closed. You can do whatever you want. But this basically... Can you explain what you were seeing? Look at how this basically looks the same.

I mean, what I see this... When I look at this, I'm seeing Charlie Bucket's house from Willy Wonka. Well, this is Secret Service. I'm seeing Grandpa Joe lying on the bed. Secret Service. Oh, yeah. And then this is... That house was a slung.

Yeah. And then these are paintings. We both did, all three of us did two paintings. It better be two paintings there. Okay, I did a painting or an entrance. It's an entrance. So it's a hallway, and at the end there's an entrance and there's a sign that says entrance. There's an entrance at the end.

There's a painting of the present and a painting of the first lady. Whoa, a rug. And a rug. Yeah, because you, well, you said rug and then I did it. I didn't even say rug. You did. You said tile floor. Oh, you said tile floor.

Dude, you were there. I wait. You heard the word rug. Holy fuck. Mine, I did basically similar to you, but I did put a butler there who I think I was seeing. They have butlers in the White House? I don't think they do, but I was seeing, I feel like there must be some person there. Oh, a worker.

Yeah, like somebody who's like, welcome to the White House. Welcome to the White House. Welcome to the White House. Yeah. Julio, do you have, can you show us what this actually looks like? Yeah, is it possible? Whoa. Wait a sec.

Wait. It's similar. Wait, wait, wait. Pull mine up. Wait. That is fucking creepy, actually. Wow. Door in the middle.

You thought they were paintings, but they were just windows. I was seeing them, bro. Tile floor. The fact that at the end, you were like, tile floor. I saw that. Oh. No, I mean, no, I mean, like I saw that in my head.

Oh, yeah. Obviously, you did. I could tell. Holy fuck. Okay, one point Cameron. Wow. Oh, my God, dude. That's incredible.

Missing a butler. No butler. No but Cameron. somebody had to take the photo very good beautiful that will be amazing on Wikipedia perfectly on Wikipedia

Wikipedia Commons license there you go Mr. President I've just taken a new picture to put on Wikipedia Oh thanks man Let's give this a Domens license I'll just get this license right away

And we'll upload it A beautiful beautiful commons license Sir can I use your computer Open source photo yes you could use this image for quite literally anything okay where should we go to next somebody else pick I picked that yeah yeah and you picked it really and I did you know it I did pick it and I did see it

let's all three of us will pick one yeah okay pick one I'm just you know what give me some coordinates right now that's not a bad idea oh that oh random coordinate generator I think that I could get I like that actually that I think that I could get who just as good Scroll around on Google Maps, click a random spot, read out the coordinates.

If you could do that. Or you could also, you could random coordinate generator. There will be a high probability that it is the ocean. I got some random coordinates. Okay. Latitude 29.00387.

Longitude 163-26-0-91. Okay. I think I know exactly where this is. I know where this is. I know exactly where this is. Okay, let's see here. I guess I don't want to give away. Yeah, don't give it away.

I don't want to influence. But just tell me, kind of, I mean, you can just say kind of generally. Yum. Yum, okay. Trying an apple. Okay, so, yep, that's yummy. That would be very in the spirit of Mr. Indigo, Ingo Swan. Yeah, how many of the ones you think he,

just drew a cigar. I want this now. I'm in a humidor. Somewhere on the moon. Just the picture of paints of that job, too, where it's like, I had to go to to Jupiter because otherwise I would get bored and the entire experiment would fail. I have to go to Jupiter right now. Okay, I'm done.

I know exactly where this is because of how I went there right now. Okay, I'm just about done here. just trying to get some last details in. Pat, you're doing an amazing job of drawing right now. Okay, I finished my drawing. And Pat, I think we get the idea, Pat. Okay. That looks great, Pat.

Well, you saw some interesting stuff. Guys, that's just a good drawing. I think, or not no, I know where I was. Yeah. I know where I was was right out front of the Taj Mahal. Wow. One and only Taj Mahal. And I could see it so clearly the big bulbs on the Taj Mahalie parts of it.

Yeah. And yeah, and wherever that is, I mean, God bless him, because what a building. This is what I saw. You saw a McDonald's. That's got to be a McDonald's, right? That's a McDonald's. Well, you know, I saw it an M. I don't know.

It could be a Motorola store or it could be just, it could just be an one of the classic Motorola stores. It could just be a building with ears. Oh, a bunny building or something. Yeah, but this is generally what I saw. And is that like a parking lot? Yeah, yeah, that's a car there. There's somebody walking.

This is a cloud. And then this is a person. Nice sunny day for the most part. Wow. Well, there's no sun. Mm-hmm. Didn't see the sun. And this right here is a drawing I did.

It's basically I saw the statue of Liberty. Yeah. The island itself. What was that area? What is that extra thing? And I did it. Most of it in one continuous line. Oh, that just sketch style.

Yes. I like that. It looks cool. It does look cool. That's a cool style for your remote viewing. Yeah. You would be like in the remote viewing community to be like, oh, that's the guy who was that one, that cool style. Yeah, he's going to place.

Yeah, he doesn't always see it exactly right, but he like has a, he's got style. Okay, here's a reveal. Show us which one of these is where we were. I think pads are the closest. No, what? Really? Can we see it? Let's just see what it looks like.

Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Can we do street view on this spot, man? It's a little hard Wow Okay, all right Let's try again, but we see it right now

So try until you get some area of land Yeah, do a land one. Are there any famous Quarman? I think you were closer geographically though. Yeah, I guess you were close. That was East of Japan. Oh, yeah, okay.

Yeah. I guess that's closest. Well, I don't know. I mean, yours could be. be in Japan. That's true. Mine was actually in the under the ocean. Here you could be anywhere. Okay. All right. One more and let's let's get it. You got land. You hit land? Land ho.

You got land. Okay. Oh my God. I'm fucking seeing it almost instantly here. Latitude 32. 128 79. I don't know how to say these. Longitude 96.43.000000. I'm calling my shock. right here. I could see this before you even read the coordinates. I instantly read your mind and knew what this looks like. I think I know the kind of place I am, but I'm not sure exactly

where it is, but I can see it so clearly to me. You got one of these kind of trees. Oh, spoiler to the guys, there's trees. One of these kinds. Trees all over the place. Again, I'm trying it in one continuous line. So it might look a little interesting. This one definitely, we were talking about sun. This one definitely is a beating hot sun. I don't know if you guys are getting that.

I actually was getting something in the sky, but I'll mention it later. All right, I'm done. All right, I'm done too. Okay, so so far, Cam got really close with the first time. Second time, I think you got it again. I think we can see.

I'm happy to say that. Yours was definitely the closest. I mean, if you say so. I kind of feel like Pat had the general impression of water. That is true. Island water. It was kind of close to an island. The Statue of Liberty was a really interesting.

We don't know if that was the Statue of Liberty. Okay, so Pat maybe wins just by who God only knows what this is. That is the Grand Canyon. Wow. Okay, you only were getting kind of similar things because, guys, I said a desert. Interesting. And I'm going to guess this is a desert somewhere in California. That's why I put snow caps on the mountains.

I kind of was, I was kind of just getting visual impressions here. I don't know if this is a house or a barn or what it is, but that's a teradactal. Oh, I'm like 90% sure there's going to be a teradactal at this spot. It might not be in the street view, but I'm pretty sure there was a teradactal there at one point. Maybe like 75 million years ago it could have been. But you don't, you're not traveling to a time.

I know. I'm just getting the impression there definitely was at some point a teradactal likely flew over. That makes sense. I'm getting mixed times streams. Maybe you're getting like, you know, the. imprint of a teradactyl, but it's really an airplane flying over. Exactly. It could be something like that. I mean, we'll just see, I guess. All right.

Okay. Show us. I've got, um, this is kind of awkward. I think we've got a tie somehow. Just show the picture. Show it. Show it. So.

Whoa. It's in Ganga. The mountains in China. So I can't sweep you here, unfortunately, but I, I Google these names. I googled Ganga. It's, uh, it's a Chinese. Whoa. I was off with the cactus. The mountains, though.

And then I go up the second one over here. And when I look at images, Whoa. Okay. So you guys are tapped in. All right. Somewhere else. I'm happy to call that a tie.

I got mountains. You got dinosaur. Wow. That is incredible. So I think this proves that we do. You definitely have the strong. I have medium. Pat, Pat, I had it some. I just am not sure. I just have an interesting drawing style. I think that you definitely have the coolest art style out of the three of us here.

Yeah, that's definitely true. This speaks for itself. Yeah, I mean, that's an amazing rendition of the Grand Canyon. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What? Look at it this way. Does that not look like the whole entire country of China? It's grown up Calvin. It doesn't. It does look like grown up Calvin. This is a shirt.

Yeah. That's his hair. And this is Hobbs. Oh, Hobbs. Oh, Hobbs. Oh, it's hugging him. Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, it's Calvin from the back.

This is like the back of his head. There's his ear right there. See, those are two ears. This is an ear. This is a spiky hair. You actually did draw Calvin from the back. Stripes. Whoa.

Striped shirt and then that's crazy. That's him holding Hobbs. Looks exactly like Calvin hugging Hobbs. Wow. So you have a special. I can go into Tune World. Wait, take out your other drawings. Where'd you put your other one?

Okay, this one could easily be Bart Simpson. That could be. That is Bart Simpson, yeah. He's on his skateboard. That's the skateboard. Oh, my God. Wait, you have Tune viewing. Where is his other one?

I have tune viewing. As other ones way over there. But it doesn't look like it. Yeah, well, that one I had my eyes closed. Yeah. Okay, so you can go to tunes. I guess I can hit tunes. You're a tune traveler.

You're a total tune traveler. Wait, he's going to draw again. Wait. He's getting a transmission. Oh, my God. Wait, his eyes are rolling back. Holy shit. His head.

And he's doing his unique style as well. Wait. Oh, my God. What could this be? Oh, no way. You went there? You've traveled here? Holy fuck.

Dude, I knew you had a gift. Okay. Wow. I just feel like I've been there in a past life. I feel like I've been with whoever this is in a past life. Dude, it's one of those garden gnomes

that just has the nose. Yep, it's a gnome. It's a gnome sitting like this. No, hold it the other way. Because nobody knows what the fuck that is. Hold it like that is. hold it like this. It's one of those garden gnomes that has the no eyes.

Oh, I'm seeing a front yard. Yep. You've seen a front yard. Oh, you did not need to add that. That might be Patrick Starr's front yard. Oh, because it is a tune. That's the rock. Yeah.

That's Patrick. Yeah. Wow. Well, there it is, y'all. Magic is real. The quest for the truth continues. Yes. And it will ever continue. And the five weeks of books starts.

Five weeks of truth. Well, every week this year is supposed to be truth. It's supposed to be the one year of truth. We'll come back to truth. We'll come back to books and truth. I don't know about books. You're not even realizing what the next big thing is. What is the next big thing then?

Mr. Taptain. Pick up truck. What's that for? It's like if somebody does some shit, it's hard to explain. It's like six, seven. Somebody does some shit. Pick up truck. I've adopted this pretty soon.

Yeah, so it's already over, though. Yeah. Because you have to it. The second you know what it is, it dies. Well, then that's on you. You told me. It's your job. It's your duty to keep that shit away from me.

It's not really my duty. For the children. Is this a new one? Keep you away from the children? No, keep me away from the slang. It's not my duty to keep you away from the children. No, that's not my responsibility. You have to take it upon yourself.

You're taking what I said at a context. I'll take responsibility for that. Keeping him away from children. It's not an easy task I'll take it I can shoulder the burden And you're gonna have to You're gonna have to rip me away

From children From my nephews