Podcast About List - Ep. #382 - Do This To Become a Gambling Millionaire (UNPATCHED METHOD)

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

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Okay, just because Puleo keeps saying it, I would just like Puleo. Wait, wait, before we do anything, intro of darkness and whiteness, and redness. We're taking that, we're taking that, Tobuscus's intro. Intro, oh, I remember Tobuskis, then redness, then whiteness. Tobuskish! I don't remember his intro. I only remember him. I don't remember a single thing that he ever made, but I know.

No, I watched it. Yeah, but I don't remember really. There was a song. He made Minecraft Let's Plays. I remember his Windows 7 parody about too late. I watched him pre-Minecraft.

Too late by... What's it called? Yeah, I watched him pre-Minecraft as well, but too late by Reliarduked to Minecraft. He made song parodies. Funny-ass vids, man. I think he was at least related

to the annoying Orange. He was on the annoying Orange TV show. Okay. As the only male. The only male. That's what happened. I mean, you have to feel for

his parents. because they named him Toby Turner because they thought he was going to be a Spider-Man analog for our world. True. And he literally almost made it there and then he crashed and burned. But that is the only reason that you name your child, a name like

Toby Turner. Yeah. He's on the brain right now because I saw a video in my recommended called Toby Turner's AI psychosis. He had an AI psychosis. He did? You know about this? No, what? You're the one who just said it? He did? He did?

Wait, you know about this? What? You know about this. You're the one who was introducing the topic. I know, I know. What the fuck are you asking me for? I thought you watched this video. The way that you just said that, the way that you just said that is the way that you usually, like if I bring something up, the way that you usually go into it.

I was titling the topic. He had an AI psychosis and da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's the cadence of one he does that. Toby Turner's AI psychosis. No, you didn't say it like that. Yes, I did. Roll it back right now. He's on the brain right now because I saw a video in my recommended called Toby Turner's AI psychosis.

He had an AI psychosis. He did. Roll it back because he literally just sounded. We don't have the ability to roll back. Can you two just reenact this again? We'll put it up here and whoever's wrong, we'll get a dunce. But then also we need to have what you guys think happened, so I need a reenacted. I think what happened was, I said it.

The reenactment starts right now. Okay. He's on the brain right now because I just saw a video called Toby Turner's AI psychosis. Toby Turner's AI psychosis. No, you said it like he had an AI psychosis. I did not say he had. I repeated the name of the video. I swear to God.

No, you're dead wrong, my friend. I'm sorry. I don't know. You were about to go into it like you knew about it. I don't remember, guys, we'll find out. I promise you, I said the title of the video. Sometimes you say, you repeat the thing back and then you finish the thought or you like tell me the thing. That's fine.

The real question is you said, he did? I said Toby Turner. I, okay. I kind of shoot from the hip when I speak. We know that. And I was. No, you know what? You're right.

did say Toby Turner had an AI psychosis because then you said he did and that's what confused me. You asked me if he did. Okay. Well, I was the one who watched the video. No, I saw the thumbnail. I haven't watched the video. I thought you watched it and I thought that we were going to get into it and you were going to school me on Toby's AI psychosis.

I'm honestly shocked that you haven't watched that video. It is really surprising. Wait. And I was also kind of shocked you thought that I watched that video. Wait till I cook dinner tonight. That's going to be on my little stand. You better watch that. Dude, I am just finding myself.

I'm at the point with you. YouTube videos. I'm watching the worst things ever. It's at the point where I'm, I don't feel like I should be alive. I watch, I'm watching videos of a fucking guy who can't say is ours racing hot wheels cars. Oh yeah. That's awesome. And I love these videos. I'm, I don't even just find them in my YouTube feed. I go to his channel every day to watch the new tournament. Watch the whole thing about Dodo Birds last night. That sounds, that's way better than what I said. Yeah. I watched a guy. I watched a guy play every golf course at Disney World. Yeah.

Oh. There's a 45 minute fucking video. Dodo birds last night, but usually what's on the menu, usually what's on the menu is a guy. You had Dodo birds on the menu. You can't do that. I wish. Dude, speaking of, sorry to get sidetracked. Sorry to get side track.

What I've been watching is stuff about Zelda. I haven't played in it a little bit. But usually what, uh, the, the, okay. You're, your blue jacket and your blue shirt are causing something. You're having some blue, blue out. I'm having a blue out. He's the bluest fucking shirt. It's not, it's so blue on the camera.

I know. It's not nearly that blue in life. You could definitely chroma key something on to me if you wanted. There's an idea. But the, the dodo bird was made extinct by the Dutch. Isn't it crazy that the Dutch were superpower at one point? The Dutch were like a...

Yeah, that is fun. If you go and you play like Sid Meyers pirates, the Dutch are huge in that game. Oh yeah. I don't think... The fucking Dutch? I never think about the Dutch ever. Everybody in your...

It's funny that, I mean, it's even to a degree, I mean, it's obvious, but it's funny even just like the English. Yeah. It's like you guys live and you're this big and much like the dodo bird. Much like the dodo bird, their power has waned. Yeah. And we look at them as simple, stupid people.

You think the dodo bird's power is waned? The dodo bird power was waned. Yes. They were power. They were on. How do you know that they're not concentrating power as we speak? Well, what happened? What happened?

They're completely extinct. As far as we know. As far as we know. but there was the island that they were on. I forget the name. Morittius. Moridius or something. It's next to Rodriguez Island because there was another. It's more or something. Or Rodrigo's on Moron Island. Yeah, now I've seen it all. Come on now. Come on now.

Is that right? I don't know if that's the right. I think it is. It sounds about right from the video I watched last night. But the dodos had no predators on the island. It was a video about island gigantism. That's what I was watching. And the dodo had no predators on the island so they didn't even have the ability to fly. and the settlers thought the dodoes were so stupid because the dodos were like oh these are like friendly people I can just walk up to them and say hello because I don't have any predators

and they were shot and killed they were clubbed they as a Dutch would club them which what do you think dodo means in Dutch stupid yum yum all right well well well what does it mean in English

well played sir well played does it actually no I think it might but oh you don't know I'm just that was another Oh, okay. It's another question for the camera.

There's a question. There's a question for... Does Tabas have a psychosis? Yeah. What does Dodo mean? What do you think it means? Because it probably means something, right? In Dutch?

That's definitely a Dutch word. I don't know. I don't know another Dutch word. Dutch word, well, I can actually... I actually know two Dutch words based on a movie we watched on movie Monday. Go on ahead. Mr. Kicker.

That means Mr. Frog. So it's like Dodo. So Dodo could mean what anything. It could be a myriad. They have a similar language to German where it looks like English with a bunch of extra letters jumbled in. Like Wart. W-O-O-O-R-T. What's that?

It's like common thing in last names. My favorite thing in those languages is when they take something that is like an American word and then they have to add an extra thing to it. Yeah, they have like compound words that are, yeah. Bowser, Kistur. In, what is it? In German, the word Americanish. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that was not that funny though. It's not that funny. That's also just sounds like... I like the sillier ones. Yeah, but what about Kainish? Pretty funny. Kainish? Pretty funny.

It's not that funny. It's not that funny. It sounds like Kinnish. Like a food. Yeah, that's more... It might be delicious. I wouldn't call it funny, though. Sounds like food.

Who is going to do Lady A with me at karaoke? What the hell is Lady A? And I wonder if I ever cross your mind. Oh, that's what they can do. renamed themselves to Lady A. And you know what else happened? Not just that song. You know what else happened?

Adam Driver threw a table. When? I thought you were going to say a tantrum. Yeah, tantrum. And he threw a table on the set of girls 15 years ago. Whoa.

Oh, leaner. Well, it just came out. Liner Diener just brought this up. Leener's books. Yeah, Diener just put it in a new book. Leanor Diner just said this. Yeah, Leanor Diener just put it in a new book. Liener Diner don't just said I'm at Dever.

in the leaner-deener book. You have it? I know. Okay. So I've read- A few more steps. Yeah. So, but you can admit

that I've yet to finish it. That's true. It's true. I haven't finished it yet. But I'm going to. Yeah. I would love to. It's next on the menu for me.

And I cannot wait to see. That's cool. You should always wear a blue shirt. That is a tubuscus shirt. It really kind of looks like a tobuscus shirt. Wait, put leaner-deener here here now because we're, we've moved on from No, you got to... You don't put this guy

to make your picture. This is the topic shirt. This is not the topic shirt. No, dude. The topic shirt is a good idea. This is a Tobuscus shirt that you have on. The topic shirt is a good idea. No.

You brought up Tobuscus. And now that I'm thinking of it, it's so embarrassing that you brought up Tobuscus and you wore a Tobuscus shirt into the episode. I didn't wear a tubus shirt. I know. Really? You're wearing one right now. No.

I didn't wear it. It shows... I put it on. I put that shit on. I didn't wear it. I got it. that shit on. But Adam Driver drove a table through the air

at Lena Dunham's head. Oh my God. At her? I thought he just flipped it over. I don't know. And then I saw the quote from her and she was like, it never occurred to me to say, hey dude, I'm your boss. You can't do that. Yeah. That was the quote. And I was like, I think you don't really even need to be somebody's boss to tell them that not throw a table at your head. But on what authority? Yeah. On what authority? Yeah. Who are you to tell me that? Yeah. You're not my boss. Oh, you're just Because like a word is two strangers in a restaurant.

You can't throw a table all you want. You can't stop. I need to throw this table. You can't stop me from doing anything. And then he did it, man. Then he did it. Well, but I don't know how it went at her. But I didn't throw it at her.

I don't really know. I got again, I haven't cracked up in the book yet. Maybe she explains that at the end. This was around the time that Force Awakens was starting, right? So maybe he was practicing a Force push. That is an amazing point. Yeah. He was probably so lost in being a safe.

They probably, I mean, And they must have been playing in that movie for years. Yeah, of course. He must have known it since before he even was on girls. Yeah, and honestly, his character on girls, like, kind of like his, like, weird, violent proclivities. He feels like a Darth. It probably was probably working through some Darth, yeah, Darthisms to throw into the Force Awakens. He was acting Darth.

Yeah. He was kind of being Darth. He was like, he probably like got cast in the Force Awakens like, you know, eight or nine years before the movie started shooting. And he was like, well, I'm going to have to take a role where I can act Darth. Yeah. So I'm ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you can't just walk on a movie set and just like, they want, I'm Darth. I'm being Darth.

I'm going to act as Darth. He's got to live that shit. I agree. Yeah, I guess you have to have some Darth proclivities before. I was going to say, I was going to say, you can walk onto a movie set and be Darth if your job is to be Darth. That's a really pragmatic sort of approach to acting that I appreciate. But he's a method, Darth actor.

He's Darth Meisner. He does the Darth method. Yeah. He does the Darth method. Where you act Darth on. You act Darth in a TV show. In a TV show so that you can work it up to be a movie-level darkness. It is, yeah.

And it's important that it is a TV show. Yeah. Because he does... Smaller stakes and more time. Well, I bet he started with on stage first. You have to imagine. That's likely. He actually started his Darth stuff even before when he joined the Marines.

Yeah. He was like, that's what a Darth would do. That is what a Darth would do. Go and crush the resistance. Yeah. On a faraway desert planet. Oh, yeah. Exactly.

That's literally act one of Force Awakens. He's crushing the... He literally was joining the military after the Death Star was blown up. Yeah. The World Trade Center. Oh, my God. I need to go. I'm in the World Trade Center.

It's similar to Jack who. And I need to go to. Yeah. Like Dr. 7. 7. 7. 7.

And then I bet he found a crystal somewhere. Yeah. In the middle. Oh my God. I call it the Mideast. Drivers crystal. This in here it is a Khyber crystal. No, it's a driver crystal.

It's Adam. Drivers. Crystal. This is what made him Darth. I don't want it You don't want to be Darth I have no interest He acts the same

I want to be master Huh Master Like Master Caleb Master is the opposite of Darth Okay master There's Darth Masters Like who

Duku Duku Count Duku That's count Master That's not a master That's an emperor

Emperor is a different word There's got to be a Darth master There is a Darth master Name him then Because you just tried And you bricked Both times say there's always a master and an apprentice?

Yes, there's always a master. Yeah, but not in terms of title. Not in terms of title. But they are. He is a master. And also that's Jedi. So that's not Jedi. Master is always a master and apprentice. You're right. That's the Darth rule of two. But that's the Darth rule. But that, but the masters are named darts on

Yeah, but they just are masters. No, they're both named Darth. The Darth describes them as masters. What does that... Count Duku's name, Count Duku's name was Darth Tyranus. Yeah. So he's a Darth. Yeah, he's a Darth. And he's bad. If you're a Sith, at the same time, you will have two Darth's.

Darth Sidious. When he told when he told Anakin that? Yes, he was Darth Sidious the whole time. Who was the, wait. Mind blown. Wait, wait, wait, wait, but no, I know that. He actually has his mind blown. He's freaking out of it.

But then there's also Duku and there's also MAL. Yes, so Marth. So there was three of them. No, no. But who became? In between one and two. Who became? Because there was three, well, there's four total if you count, Mr. Vedaeda.

You're literally talking to the historian right now. Now let me walk you through it. So in between one and two, Duku Lees. I better be about to have my mindblood. This better be really good for that. Darth Mall is murder. Okay. In one, it's Darth Mall and it's Sidious, correct?

Yes. Okay. Those are the two. Those are the two. But they are in cahoots. And in between, during one, during one, Palpatine, Palpatine kills Darth Plagueis, I think. Yes, it's Earth Plagis.

In one off screen in the novelization or whatever. So there was three then. So far off screen that it's in the book? There's pretty much always three because two of them are, okay. So I was right. They're okay. Well, but are they, is their relationship? Are they paired like that?

He says there's always two. There's always two. I guess he could be lying. I think there's a bunch of twos. Yeah, exactly. They're lying. They're one of the master. They're lying.

They're Darth. The apprentice is all. always lying to the master. Right? So Palpatine was lying to Plagas like, I don't got another guy around. Meanwhile, Darth Mal walking around doing all this stuff in the shadows.

And then he goes and kills Darth Plagas and now he's the emperor of the, like the Supreme Leader. He's the Supreme Leader of the Sith. Yeah. And then Darth Mall passes away. He's like, fuck, I need another guy.

Duku sees like some kind of vision or something in between one and two. So Duku becomes a Darth. He becomes a Darth. He becomes a Darth. He was a good. And Mal also became, there was a point where Maul wasn't a Darth.

There's no one. way that guy was ever not a dart. I know, that's what I'm saying. He was born to be a Darth. He was definitely always a Darth from the beginning. So how is he and Plagas and Sidious all darts together? Plagas didn't even know that Darth Mall was even around. Well, it doesn't matter if he knows, does it?

Yeah, it matters. Oh. Because if he knew, then he would have like a fail-safe thing again. Oh, so it's just always there's supposed to be two. They're supposed to be two. That's what he's supposed to say. But being a sin is so evil that there's always going to be treachery and lies. There's not there is always too.

It's not there is always too. but hey. But these fuckers are fucking liars. Can you guys fit three tonight? Imagine, imagine, we can make that work. We'll pull up a chair.

Palpatine talking to Plagueis when he got caught hanging out with Darth Maugh having to be like, this guy's not a Darth. No, this is a good guy. This is a good.

This guy isn't even a... Don't worry. This is not a Darth. He doesn't even have powers. He just looks like that. He's a clown. He's actually, he's just a face thing.

One of my cousins. Hey! He's just a guy. He's a close friend. I let him hold my life. His name is Mall. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's not a Darth.

His name is Mr. Mall. Yeah. But he's a good guy named Mr. Mall. He's not bad like you and me. The only two bad guys. Yeah, he dual wields. Hey, there's only two of us. Yeah, but red could mean, could mean love.

Trust me. There is only two of us. This guy, he's just, he's just around. He's not a Darth, dude. He's not a Darth. What does Darth mean? I think. Is it an acronym?

Duh, amazing. Death always really fucking Horrible. Really fucking horrible? Really fucking horrible. It's an alien language. Death always. Really thucking English. Except for the father of good, the one of a good guys. Yeah, you're speaking that. Yeah, you're speaking that. Yeah, you are.

Dude, also a crazy fact, Count Duga was literally Quigong Jin's master and Yoda's apprentice. Wait, and he really betrayed him. And he really betrayed. Why is there so much betrayal in this movies? It literally is the driving force of everything. Why can't it just be love? Love is not even allowed in the Jedi order for some reason. Do the Jedi's leave being a Jedi? It seems like it happens a lot.

Does it do they do that? Yeah, it seems like it's one of the main things that keeps happening. Half of the guys who are Jedi's end up going and becoming Darths. Or Darths or just like, I'm going to. I'm going to go sit on my planet. Yeah. Do they do that because they can't? I'm going to sit on my planet and milk all these fucking human cows.

I hated that. And I don't give a fuck about anything Star Wars in terms of like they've fucked up the character. Luke is to me is the most boring guy on Earth. Oh yeah. Luke sucks. I hate that character.

On Solo? Cool. Yeah, he's all right. He's cool. I don't like the old ones. The old ones. They're too old. Yeah.

I get it. The old characters. I don't like Yoda. I think I like nothing about those old movies. Except for Yoda. But I also like... Yoda? I like Yoda.

Yon Solo? Nope. That's how I feel. I pretty much only like the special effects. Yeah. I like the Ewarks. There's funny. Have you seen the Ewox movies?

No. You should watch these if you like the Ewox. They're really bad. They have special movies for just the Ewarks. Whoa, I would watch that. It's called The Caravan of Courage and the Battle for Endor. The Battle for Endor is sick. I like any team of small...

The Battle for Endor has Wilford Brimley, the diabetes guy in it. Well, I remember him. He plays an old hermit. You know, I like... This girl's family, her whole family dies at the beginning. It's like... Just psycho. Sick fuck.

It's so funny. Her whole family dies. A kid's movie in the 80s. It's like a kid's movie. It's a kid movie in the 80s and it's like, yeah, we've got all the Ewoks. We've got like, you know, remember those little teddy bears that you like.

Dude, here's the movie. You do realize that's like the most common children's movie. That's like, the most common children's movie. It's like, it's like. James and the Giant Peach. Every single children's movies about that. Their family got eaten by a rhino.

Oh, yeah. All right. Well, Harry Potter. Harry Potter. No, if you see it. It's pretty graphic. It's like big, like... It's like funny games.

You know what's actually a good one is Transformers, the movie, the animated one from the 80s, where they wanted to sell a bunch of new toys. So they have... Every single character from the TV show gets killed and replaced by new character. Damn, that's fucked. Like slightly similar,

but different enough to sell new... Who do they have is it as the Optimus Prime analog? I forget. I think they go from Megatron to Galvatron though or something like that. Is that the one that's the gun? He's got to be... I think Megatron is a gun.

Oh, okay. And that one has Orson Welles in that. Galvatron. He's got to be named at a metal. So Megatron becomes like a huge pistol or is he a normal sized pistol? I think he's big. I know pretty much nothing about Transformers outside of the Michael Bay movies. Yeah, same here.

But did you hear that Michael Bay is no wonder? Me and my wife were just watching, well, I was just making my wife watch. Yeah. On YouTube, I was searching. I was having a really good time. Everyone should try this. Transformers fan music. video.

There's some really good ones that's slow motion scenes from Revenge of the Fallen and stuff. Edit it to Fallout Boy. Black and yellow, a bumblebee one. What's the best one? The best one.

The black and yellow one was the actual, but that was like the best one. The funniest one I think was there was a Fallout Boy one that was really funny. The one that's like, the song that's like Centuries.

Like one of the new Fallout Boy songs. There was also one to Believer, I think. Oh, classic. Or no, the believer was I think an Avengers one. It's sort of just recommending other... You make me out.

You make me a... Yeah. That one. Yeah. Yeah. That's my kind of music. Yeah. You love that kind of stuff? I just like that kind of...

Anything... I like any song on Spotify that has over a billion plays. That's the only kind of song I like these days. You also... Yeah, you used to listen to, like, nothing but that. That's pretty much all I listen to. I told you I've been listening to Lady A. Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy. Do you imagine making a song like that would a fucking brother? Just the hits. I have no interest. That's with her brother? Lady A is a brother and sister who all of their songs that they make

are about how badly they need to have sex with each other. Oh my God. It's one of the most amazing bands of all time. Wait, so when the guy's like, I need you now. I need you now. Yeah, that's her. Oh, I didn't know they were related.

It's a duet. Oh, my God. It's like a photograph by Kid Rock and what's her name? Cheryl Crow. Yeah, Cheryl Crow, where they're like telling us two sides of this like breakup.

Yeah. But it's a brother and a sister. Oh. One in the morning. And they're called, antebellum. Yeah, there's a lot of,

they have a lot. Yeah, that was like, they changed their name. It's like, why don't you change your relationship? Because you should add an extra guy who can sing instead of your brother.

Yeah. Because he also does like backup vocals. Yeah. He's not like the main. He's not like the main. He's not important. She's the main. it's evanescence.

what's her name and the guy. Amy Lee. Yeah, you can keep Amy Lee. You don't need that other guy. You can replace that other guy with a lot. There's a lot of people. I'm sure he's got a great voice, but he should have a third.

You're just approving you can't do it. That sounded just like it. So they usually want Is that Evanescence or Lady A? I've been seeing being a thousand years, it seems. Now you know. Not really. You don't know.

That's the rap part of the Evanescence song. Bring me to life. Oh, okay. Well, that first of all... That was a weird part to say. Yeah, weird part to sing. Well, but that's the only guy part I can think of it. No, but when you sang the girl part just then, it was a weird part to sing. I wanted to sing it to contextualize the rapping part.

No, I'm just saying like that that's not the recognizable part of that song at all. But I just did it in order of how the song goes. Oh, I understand. Can I be honest? That song, I usually hit skip right at that point. So I don't think I know what happens after the right. I basically hit it all the way through with the little loop button. I like that song.

It's a fucking amazing. The lady A thing though. You do that with me on Friday? No, because I always get saddled with the rapping parts. If I get to do the girl part, I'll do it. Patrick always puts my name in for karaoke and makes me do the wrapping parts of,

I fucking hate it, dude. What if you and me do? I know, I fucking despise it. This is how you should do a karaoke duet because you're not really, it's, you don't want to be the guy up there just sitting there while somebody else is singing. Yeah.

You want to be, you really have to, the whole thing, the whole time. So will you do that with me on that side? You guys want to do Christmas time is here by the chipmunks? Like I just told you, I think I always skip. Here's an amazing thing

three of us singing. Three of us singing Christmas time is here by the Jimmox. No, that's, that's cringe. Dude, that would be so, it's cringe to do something funny. No.

It's cringe. Depends on where you are. No. You have to do, you have to put your heart and soul into carry a week. I'm playing it with my heart and soul. That's all I'm going to say.

You're not going to spoil. Yeah. It's a song that I saw. It's a song we've done before, but you'll see. Song we've done before. We've done a lot of songs before. Yeah, that doesn't narrow it down.

That's exactly why I would not narrowing it down. I fucking live to do these karaoke nights. Yeah. I live for that. That's the only good part of my life. You're going to do Cupid Shuffle. You're going to do? No, that's funny.

What's it called? What do you think is it? What would you? That'd be a fun one. You know, I think I've only seen you do funny ones. No. Pretty much. No.

But you maybe half and half. No, I've never really done a funny one. Yes, you have. That's not true. Yeah. What are you talking about? You always do funny ones. You did.

Oh, you know what? No, you do funny ones, but you do funny ones, but you don't sing them. Yeah. You put them in and then you won't just watch the word. Yeah. Remember when we went to the like Korean like private room thing? Yeah.

And you queue like a million songs. You do funny ones and you put other people's names in for them so you don't have to do it. Which is despicable behavior. It's despicable. Cupid shuffle. No. Casper slide part two. No, dude.

That one day you're going to get over. Casper slide part two and you're going to let your voice. Getting everyone in the room to do it with you. You have a beautiful voice. I'm going to put your name in for. by the Goo Goo Goo Dolls. Okay. But that's a bad one

because that's one where you think it's gonna be good and then it has like a three minute yeah. I'm gonna put you in instrumental parts

yeah, yeah. I'm gonna put you in for Andrea Botticelli. Yeah. That's what. Yeah,

you and me are gonna do the prayer. Uh-huh. We'll do the prayer. It's time to say good night. Yeah, he'd probably sing

the fucking elbow version. Yeah, he would sing the elbow version. Yo, to play with your toys or whatever. Or I don't know. Here is your bear.

I love that. Counting to 12. That was my grandfather's, they played that at his funeral. The Elmo version? Yeah. That's a wonderful time. We had such a wonderful time counting the 20. Yeah.

We had such a wonderful time counting the 20. That must have taken hours. They played it for the kids after they played. They played time to say goodbye. You know, they have kids church. And then after they played the Elma one. They have kids. They have kids church at church where you like all the kids go to like a separate thing.

They should. I know about that. Well, now you know. They should have kids' funerals. Where you go, all the adults go to the boring-ass funeral. All the kids, well, not, I don't mean a dead fucking kid. I don't think they should have funerals for dead kids. Yeah.

I agree. It's too sad. Just chuck them in the, I'm going to go ahead and say this. If I ever have a child that dies, I will not be going to the funeral. That is way too sad. No, man, I want to fucking. Just take them to six flags. I'm going to get into whatever sport there is like a big tournament for that weekend.

Just chill at home. Bring the kid to see. Six flags. The child has passed. Yeah. He's not going to enjoy it. I know. And I'm not paying for an extra ticket.

No, exactly. It's free. You don't have to. You don't have to. But they let you bring in a dead body? They don't know. Yeah, they don't know.

I got a weekend at Bernie's my fucking kit. Push him in a wheelchair. I got to put my 17-year-old son in a wheelchair and he's... Oh, he's 17. I was thinking six. No, he's a drunk driving accident. Oh. Ew.

Yeah, he drank and drove. His arms off and stuff. And I got to wheel him around six bucks. You wheel him around six flex. Well, I thought it was a younger kid. I'm thinking, think about this, right? You think my son will die young. You have a young dead kid.

You think he'll have a young son. Yeah, he'll be young son and he'll die young. Your son is never going to be young. Yeah. Yeah, he will be. You bring him to six flags with you, right? And then you get to go to the front of the line because your kid's in a wheelchair. Hey, my kid's got, he's dead.

Hey, my kid's dead. Can I just sit up there? My kid's dead. Can I go to the front? It's a skeleton wearing sunglasses. Yeah. My child died. My child's dead.

I just go sit at the front. Please. You're riding on the... You're going on the loop-to-loop and all the bones are flying and hitting... That would be a good prank on the minimum wage workers at a... Imagine being... You get somebody who, like, knows their way around the ride or whatever, who sits in the front, and then they get off at, like, the top,

and then you replace them with a skeleton. And then... So they get off at the top of the ride. What the fuck happened? I was thinking they could have a hold a fake arm and let it go. And so it flies across the park and, like, a fake... like a bloody armist lands next to somebody. That's a great idea.

That's a great idea for a horror themed ride. You have like two fake people. One, one of, that's a really good idea. Yeah. Like, it's having a fake person

in one of the cars that like melts down or something. Yeah. All we need is technology. I know. Yeah. It's a catatronic guy sitting there is like, I can't wait to have fun on this ride.

And then there's a part, dude. There's a part in the ride where there's like, like, what's it called? A fucking pressure, a pressure thing. Like, it's like a pressure cannon.

at the bottom of his seat and all the skin de-gloves. All his skin de-gloves. He's the guy in the front and he turns to everybody at the front of the amusement park ride. And he turns around and goes, I'm going to have so much fun. Dude, middle of the ride. Here's how they could actually do it. It's the front. It's like the front seat.

And it's like supposed to be like a tour. It's like a haunted mansion style ride. And it's like an animatronic tour guide. And it starts going really fast. And there's one part where like there's just like a strut that's really low. And it knocks his head like his head goes backwards. and it like cracks and it shoots a really

super tall guy or or animatrically but just so it looks like an actual mistake that'd be so cool I'm pumped on the de-gloving yeah that would be cool a ride where it goes

upside down and the same time it's timed upside down his skin just falls off because of gravity and just he's never been upside down that's what he says at the beginning I've never been upside down before.

I hope my skin is on tight. And then it just falls off of them. It's just all of it shoots off. I'm thinking like, dude, like T-shirt cannon inside of the animatronic and it shoots off all of the skin and you see just like a latex like full body latex.

And he turns around and he's a skeleton and he goes, oh no. That would be so expensive, dude. Yeah, I know, but Disney could make that. They could do like one of those every two weeks. Yeah. So it would be an expensive ride.

Oh, yeah. Premium ride. I'm not into paying X- and a fucking experience. I want to see that Spider-Man that

hit the wall. Spider-Man hit the wall. Well, I don't mean it like that. You think Spider-Man hit the wall? Spider-Man hit the wall? Spider-Man. He kind of did, though.

Have you seen the new Spider-Man where all three of them are in a trio? No. No. Toby hit the wall. Really? Yeah.

I'm sorry to hear that. Toby hit the wall in a way where I'm like, he's supposed to be still Spider-Man and he's 50 years old. Yeah. Yeah, why would he be 50? He's like in his world, he's still

Spires. Why do you even have the suit anymore? Right? You haven't passed it down to Miles yet? Yeah. The hell? Is that how it works? I don't know. I don't. I think they both go together for some time. It depends away. Well, it depends on the continuity. I think he dies in Ultimate Spider-Man. That's what

I was thinking of. Yeah. Spoiler or not very ultimate of that. But he's also not old then. Oh. And yeah, it's not like he's also not like he's passing it down. It's like he dies. I think. That's passing a I mean, yeah, but it's not like he's like, I'm going to pass this down to you. It's like he dies. He passes all the way.

What's Spider-Man ride are you talking about? You know, the 4D one at Universal? No, the Universal. The Universal. Yeah, the Dark Ride, the one that shoots Flamethras. Wait, no, no. Spider-Man is, is Disney now, right? Spider-Man.

Universal has all the Marvel stuff still. Wait, no, because I went to, I went to Disney, or Six Flags. I went to Disneyland and they had a, they had a whole Marvel ride. Yeah, they can have that. But most, most, most, Universal also has it. The thing I'm thinking... The thing I'm thinking of is at Disney, and it's a... They have an animatronic Spider-Man who does, like, a big jump.

It's like a... And it lands, like, behind a... It lands on, like, a roof, but it looks, like, really real. And he... Oh, it's not a ride. It's just a guy? No, no, watch. They, they swap him with a real...

This is a ride. This is not a ride. This is, like, this is like between... This is in the line for a ride. Okay. Watch this. This is pretty fucking. Also, the last show at the Avengers campus. Look at this.

is done. Wow. So that's an animatronic. Well, this doesn't exist anymore, apparently. A year ago, it's done. Because what happened is that they have it. That was an animatronic? Pull up the video of it failing. Yeah, it's really well done. Pull up the video of it failing. But it's not a ride.

Well, it's in the line. But him doing that is in a ride. Spider-Man failing to save Gwen is the only thing that's going to show up. Wait, wait, wait, there it is up there at the top. It's in a short. Okay. Did not happen? The real animatronic fail versus the CGI fail. So there's a CGI fail.

Yes, I guess there's a fake one going around now too, though. Yeah. Okay. Okay, this won't even load for some reason. All right. Well, we're having a difficulty. There we go. Okay, you see that?

Oh, the beam? Yeah, look, it broke this thing. Isn't that so awesome? I can't believe you guys have ever seen that before. No, that's so good. It's pretty funny. Damn. Yeah, that's sick.

So something like that. What I was saying is they can't even do that. And that's way less involved in blowing the skin off of a fake guy that's on the front of a roller coaster. Well, I guess it could just be the skin on his head. And then he turns right. I said something on my face. I think instead of shooting off, it retracted downward into the bottom of the car, like the car. So they could reuse it.

But then they got to pull it back up. No, they'd have machines that do it. Or some teenager could do that and get sucked down. Logistically, how it could actually work is they shoot a bunch of... So it does retract, but when it retracts into the body, they're shooting out a bunch of fog. So it's like it makes a loud hissing sound, and then they shoot like a bunch of like smoke.

And then like it's like, remember how they had, maybe you don't remember this, but the Power Rangers action figures, the Mighty Morphan ones where like their heads would spin into their body. Oh, yeah, they flip over when you press the button. So it shoots out a bunch of smoke. and then the flip happens. That's a good idea.

That's a good idea. But I think you want to see the skin coming off. I feel like that's the part of it. Yeah, but you have to suspend your disbelief. That's why he turns around and he's like, it's going to be a bumpy ride. Oh. And then his skin comes off.

Or this was a, it should be the backstory down. It should be the backstory of that guy. Yeah. It could be a part of it happens on the Beetlejuice ride. Who was this guy before he turned into a shrunken head on a British bus? Obviously he was some kind of Caribbean dude.

Yeah. Well, we don't know that because this is a little. a world with magic where everything can be altered. Would they magically change his accent? It could have been a white man who was shrank down to look like that and given a Caribbean accent through magic. That's so, in the realm of possibility. Huh?

He became a key chain. Maybe he wronged somebody. Yeah, maybe it's a punishment. He wrong somebody if they shrunk his head. Maybe he didn't pay for the bus. Oh. Oh. And he has a warning.

Do you think he gets paid? Yeah. No. Did he? They put a token in his mouth every morning. Well, I don't know. Do you think he has to eat? That's what I'm saying.

Is there a world where his shift ends and he bounces down the streets of Diagon Alley back to his apartment? He opens the door with his mouth and then he hops on the couch and he watches TV. On the back of the bus, there's his body. Then he hops under the back and then they put that on. Then he walks home. He could also. Here's the other thing, guys. He could be just a creature because in this world they have books that are like that.

Books that jump around and yell. I do agree. But the shrunken head is an existing thing. I know, but books are an existing thing. And there's a monster that looks exactly like a book. You are so right about a shrunken head. We have those. In fact, Harry Potter is one.

Harry Potter is inside. I can prove that books were around before Harry Potter was invented. I don't think you can. Let's talk about the book, though. Because the book had to be created. Yeah. Do we think, do we believe that to be the case? Even if it was by his mom and dad.

They also, okay, they also have those plant babies that scream. Did it have to be trained to be a book? Those were not created. And those look like babies. Did somebody train the book to act like that? So what happened was? No, it's natural instinct. So what did the book?

Who would train a book to attack Harry Potter? Was the book art? Did the book already have the words in him when he was born? That's a good question. That is a really good. Do you think it's like bread selectively? And they have to like open it up and it's like, oh, this sentence is wrong. Oh, shit.

Yeah. Throw this one in the chipper. And then how many time? Does every book different? Yeah. I mean, I would... Yeah, because if this is a universe where books are being,

if books can speak... And there's a moment in that scene where the book starts purring. Yes. Because he's happy about something. So these are pet. He gets pet, I think. Oh, he gets pet.

I think you pet him in a certain way to open them up. Okay, so... What is? A book on cats? Come on now. Well, in a way, it's a book on magical creatures.

Cats must make an appearance. Cats must be the number of one page. Because, again, I don't know if you realize this, but a lot of people can turn into cats. Yeah, that's in the world of Harry Potter. Anamagus. Anamagus.

Who's that? Anamagos. Maganagal. Professor McGonagal. They should have named her Anna Magas if they wanted to be actually crazy cool. No, her name is Minerva Maganical. That would be so stupid, bro.

Anna Magis, that'd be cool. It's bad. And she's in Anamaegas? That'd be, I guess it would be if she was a drag queen. Yeah, that's a drag name. That would be a good drag name. But I really just want to know why the book how that book came to be.

And I think that you could probably do four or five movies about that. I think that the book and the shrunken head, I think that, I think those are both, those are the key. The book and the shrunken head. Those have to both be the same type of thing. That's my theory.

I think the shrunken head is like, bro, you drew the short straw and you got your head shrunken. I choose to believe, I choose to believe that that's its own creature and not a guy's head. Okay. But where you come from?

because where did he come from? Yeah, probably from the Caribbean. Yeah, the Caribbean islands. Because in this world, is he like grown out of the ground like a potato? Maybe there's a tree. Because they're those babies that grow out of the ground. And there's a tree.

There's a tree where like coconuts. Manderic, yeah. And you know they use those in potion so they have to chop them up. They have to kill them. Yeah, plant-parent vibes. There is a palm tree that has those little shrunken heads on them with coconuts. That's such a good idea if that's true. If it's in the Caribbean, that's such a good idea if it's true.

Wait, so now, now I'm thinking. in the Harry Potter world is the myth of the shrunken head, which I believe is not even a Caribbean thing. What? No, no, yeah, it's like Amazon Basin style. Yeah, it's not a Caribbean thing. Well, I guess, I guess, I guess, and now I think about it, because it's probably,

that's probably, that's what I said, but now I'm thinking about it because there was a definitely huge thing with, like, cannibals, people living in, like, the, like, you know, all the, all the Caribbean islands and stuff. For a cannibal, is that, like, a raisin? Yeah, must be. but it may also be

there may also be some I don't know it's something that pretty much everybody should have done if they didn't because it is pretty cool or is it like Haiti like voodoo

I think it I think it's this it's become I don't know we'll never know because this takes place in a magical world when I say Amazon

Basin I'm only thing of the far side Amazon is the only reason I say Amazon basics so I don't really know the shrunken head from Amazon basics now you probably could

in the Harry Potter nowadays what if the book is a thing yeah a living which is a thing What if fan theory? Living iPod. Hours long YouTube video.

What if the reason that their newspapers can move around like that is because the newspapers are alive. Sient living things that are born in a trash can burn. And that's their body. That's the secret of of Harry Potter magic. It's all alive. Oh my God. I mean, the paintings are a wild. The Wamping Willow. The paintings.

The streets. And if those streets could speak, they'd say. The staircases. You're thinking of who framed Roger Rabbit. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Do they exist in who framed Roger Rabbit logic? Yes. Where they're a separate sort of thing.

I'm going to stop you right there. They exist in that. And they can't be killed. That's a little, they exist in that. The dip kills you. Judge Doom. He has dip and he puts it on you.

Imagine the wizard dip, though. Wizard dip. Wizard dip. Wizard dip. It could kill a physical living creature. I was talking the other day. I was her dup. I was talking the other day about why Judge Doom,

he has his eyes and that's what makes him a tune. Yeah. I rewatch that movie. It is funny. It's like, oh, his skin should fall off and he should be a jackal. Yeah. He shouldn't just continue to be a white dude. Yeah, he should be go full tune at some point.

He is a buzzsaw arm, but then before that he had a normal arm. He was going to, but he can't. He can't. No, he's trying to get the awards. Oh. He was trying to get to you. Tropic Thunder reference. Come on now.

Oh, come on now. Yeah, that wasn't really a great reference. That wasn't really make any sense at all. And I love Tropic Thunder references. Yeah. I really do. Just like what he was going for the award? Full tune.

I mean, but if you had said like, booty sweat and bust a nut, I would say. If you like, that's not it in the form of the actual line or. Bust a nut would be a good Roger Rabbit character. No, it wouldn't. Buster nut? It would be too dirty. And he's a squirrel.

They have enough of that in that movie. His name is Buster Nusser. There's a point where the baby is a... The baby is a girlfriend. Oh, yeah. He slaps her bottom. Yeah. And then he says he has a...

He has the libido of a 50-year-old and the dinky of a one-year-old. He says dinky? He says one-year-old dinky, I believe. I don't think he's supposed to say dinky. Why? There's a baby? Yeah, he says he has...

He has the cigar. Yeah. Remember him? I got the libido of a 50-year-old in a... I think. I'm realizing I've never seen. You've never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit? You should go home and watch it.

That's a great movie. I've watched that movie for the first time I get here. I know it's Warner Brothers tunes and Disney's tunes mixed together. And you know who is the director of it? Harry Potter is a... Mr. Zemeckis. Warner Brothers movie. No, the animation director was the guy who made that movie that people always say

Aladdin ripped off. Oh, the prince and the thief and the cook or something. Yeah, whatever it's called. Diff and the Cobb. No, not the Cobbler. I know. you're talking about. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like crazy. The unfinished. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know this.

So it's a pretty, the animation is cool. And Jessica is crazy animation. It's not Don Bluth. This isn't a. Don Bluth. Don Bluth made all dogs go to heaven. Dragon's layer.

No. It's crazy. It's nothing to do with it. I don't believe he has anything. I have no idea. He's cool. And also they got like every cartoon on loan. They got like Mickey Mouse.

Yeah, it is crazy. And they got everybody. and everybody. And they're like, they're barely in it. They're like walking around. They're like, Warner Brothers movie?

And they have barely any tunes in it? No, it's hell of tunes, but it's not many licensed tunes. Okay. It's original tunes. So the tunes are there. So like Roger Rabbit is basically the top dog.

Okay. Okay. Jessica Rabbit. Let me just explain this movie to you. His top cat. Okay. There's a detective who has a funny name, but I can't remember what his name is.

Bob Hoskins. It's Bob Hoskins. His name is like, see, it's a classic name. I know this movie. movie through cultural osmosis. But you need to watch movies

to understand them better. Yeah. But I know that there's tunes. You've clearly shown that you don't, you asked if Don Bluth made it. You asked if it was like, all dogs go to heaven. You asked if Warner Brothers tunes were in it.

This, I think, just shows that you don't even understand the access on which to understand a movie. Yeah. Those are just not normal questions. Yeah. Those are the questions. Those are the questions of a mentally disturbed individual.

Yeah. Tell me what happens in the plot. Because you are asking, asking if specifically. Don Bluth made it after we were talking about who the animation was. That's a good question.

It's a crazy question. A normal question is, a normal question would be who made it, not did Don Bluth make it? He led that. He led that question. How? He said the animator guy, you know who I'm talking about, the guy who made this movie. But then I already said, oh,

did Don Bluth make it? No. And you said the Aladdin ripoff which Don Bluth had a feud with Disney. A lot of people had a feud. with Disney, including the Japanese. Yeah. They stole what's it called? Disney World.

No. The Japanese. That was just a place. The lion came. The lion king rips up. The white lion. Yeah, the white lion. Yeah, but they'd be taking everything, man. Yeah.

It's true. I feel like that movie's called Kimba. It might be. Kimba the White Lion. I think it's Kimba the White Lion. That's so close to. It's literally so similar to Pumba. Did you use?

see the guy on the guy getting sued by the he gets served papers on stage by the guy who sang the Lion King song? No what? The composer of the Lion King song? He got served papers by him? He got served papers by him. He sued him for like a

$27 million lawsuit because he said that that the lyrics to the Lion King theme song are oh my God there's a lion look there's a lion. What you're saying to me? He was on Godfrey's podcast.

Makes almost no sense to me. It makes complete and total sense. Wait, he's suing him because he said the lyrics. He said this on Godfrey's podcast. Yes, he said that the lyrics to the Lion King theme song are, oh my God, there's a lion. What is the lion? The circle of life? Yeah.

No, subpoena. Wait, he's saying that part is, yeah, yeah. Oh, look, there's a lion. Oh, my God. There's a lion. The translation. Yeah, the translation is, oh, my God, there's a lion. So why is he suing it?

And he's getting sued that he got served papers at the laugh factory. He said he invented that. that phrase? He said, I have no idea the stuff about the case. I just saw the video of the guy going, wait, oh my God, oh no, you're serving me papers. Oh, I see. That bit's gone for me now. Yeah, there it goes.

You think, wait, he was in the middle of saying that, and then he got served papers? He got served papers on stage of the Laugh Factory. But that doesn't mean that that is what the thing is for. That's what he said it was for. Oh, okay. It was because, look this up, Leo. Look this up. Look up, Lion King theme song lawsuit.

you would tell me who's the defendant I don't know it's a comedian who speaks the language that is in the Lion King song Are you sure it wasn't just a joke? I don't know I'm pretty sure because he gets served the papers And then he's like This is not it, this is not it at all

Can I tell you something? I'm taking away your diamond privilege No Yeah, I get to hold it. I didn't need the attitude. That was attitude and all It was a lot of attitude about much time. Pretty much don't want it anymore. I don't care. Really? Because you're staring at it like

I don't care about it at all. You're looking, you have not broken eye contact. I don't want it. You're trying, you stop looking at it. I don't want it at all. Okay, this is a, should we do this? Yeah, dude, let's do it. This is a book, this is another book.

This one, look how big it makes my finger. I'm not looking, I'm not even near it. Dude, enough with the diamond. You're gloating. Yeah, I am. You're a gloat. You're a gloat. Thank you for calling me on that.

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so many people are seeking financial freedom As a magical practitioner, you ought to focus more on your magical and spiritual life instead of wasting your time dealing with mundane matters. Therefore, you should be able to wield a magic that can help free you from the bondage of this world. Thankfully, this modern world is just all about money. And that's easy. Thankfully, this modern world. I think thankfully, it's something so easy to a magic practitioner to access. And you can use your magical power to win all the money that you may need so that you can dedicate yourself more to the magical arts.

So let's see here. I put in some highlights. Before we begin our major discussion, let us first examine the ethics behind this magical adventure. It is important to have the right view. Otherwise, the mind might be clouded with so many doubts and worries, and this will only weaken the magic. Let us deal directly with the real point. Is it ethical to use magic to make money? Yes.

And they're basically saying, yes, it's perfectly fine. And here's why. The reason for this is that money in it of itself is not evil. In fact, money is now a very normal part of this world. People, all this person is thousands of years old. People also spend so much of their lives just to earn money. In fact, it is often the lack of money that leads people to evil. True.

However, a proper approach or behavior should be adopted. Otherwise, you might fall into greed. So you have to avoid greed. But they're saying that poor, poorness is evil. Well, acting poor. Yeah. The things that porn is. leads to is evil.

If you're poor for too long, you do become evil. It rots your soul. This book is kind of divided into sections of different spells and stuff you can do. So this first one is the prosperity bird. The prosperity bird is a magic spell that is usually cast every morning as a way

to start your day. It is a magic that draws the positive energy of prosperity into your life. Although this magic is usually done in the morning, it can be used at any time of the day or night. I have a witch friend who uses this spell both in the morning and before going to bed at night. This magic uses a magical bird that is cast by the wizard.

This bird will be charged with your desire and then the bird will communicate it to the universe. In turn, the universe shall bring your desire into full manifestation. So you have to create a bird? You have to create a magical bird that will fly around and tell the universe what you want. And basically the way to do it is you have to pretend that you're holding a bird. And then...

Now imagine that there is really... a bird between your hands. The bird may look like any way you want. I usually tell my students to imagine a white dove or even a beautiful eagle. See and feel the bird between your hands. Imagine it in your mind's eye as clearly as you can. The next step is to whisper. They clearly want you to picture an owl. They are showing kind of a little picture of an owl here, but it does say it may look like any way you want. I got a dove. The next step is to whisper your desire to your magical bird. However, in doing so, you should observe the basic rules on making a magical affirmation and they are as follows.

One, keep it short and simple. Two, use the present tense. Three, use the power of repetition. And four, believe in whatever it is you're saying. Since you want to beat casino games and make money, you can use the following statement. Okay, good. I win specific casino game.

I win Huff and more Puff. What is that? It's a slot. Huff and more Puff? It's like a Big Bad Wolf themed slot. Yeah, it's like you try to get as many houses. First you start off with a straw house, then you get a wooden house, and you get a brick house. And the brick house is paid the most money.

I feel like you should say slot machine because it's going to say huff and more puff. And it's going to think. I want to win slot machine. Yeah. Huff and more puff slot machine. Yeah. Because if you're saying huff and more puff, it's probably, you're probably going to win a weed contest somewhere. It could go.

That's a good point. There probably is a weed contest called that. I want to, let me hold the, what am I holding again? You're holding a dove. Oh, you said a dove. A dove. Okay, thank you Dove. I want to win the Huff and more Puff slot machine.

And now let him go. You repeat it. Yeah, you have to repeat it three times. Yeah. That was my third. And it is important to use the present tank. I want to win the Huff and More Puff Slot machine. I want to win the Huff and more Puff Slot machine.

Say, no, not slut machine. I want to win the slut machine. No. I want to win the slut machine. No. It is important to use the present tense because time does not exist. and other dimensions of existence. The next step is to charge your bird with energy

to make it strong and powerful. You basically got exactly what. Now once your magical bird is fully charged, blow into it three times. Okay, the next and final step is sending it out to the universe so it can perform its task. You can do this in any way that you want. They just told you how to do it.

Now that you know how to cast the prosperity bird spell, let us now move on to another subject that is important in gambling slash casino games. Okay. So the bird's out there. Well, do work, Bird. What is he doing? Is he, like, crawling through the machine,

like unplugging wires and shit? I really don't know. It doesn't really say what the bird... Next time I go gambling, I will play Huff and More Puff and... Yeah, you should see. There's other things you can do, though. This chapter is pendulum magic.

The pendulum is one of the best tools that is used in divination magic. It will allow you to receive answers to all of your questions. The pendulum is not usually used for winning casino games, but nevertheless, it is something that pendulum magic can do. Okay. Basically, you have a pendulum.

Hold your pendulum by the string and wait until it's Bob. Wow. Wait until its Bob is steady and still. Now, tell your pendulum, show me yes. Your pendulum will signify its answer by a particular swing. Take note of how it moves. This is how your pendulum communicates to you an affirmative answer. I'm going to steady my hand.

Show me yes. Okay, now you're supposed to do show me no. Now show me no. You move the same way. It's shaking a little more on no, maybe. It's shaking a little more. You now have the understanding of how your pendulum communicates a yes or no response.

You are now ready to use your pendulum to win casino games. Here are the steps. It is best to do this at home while playing a casino game online. It is also advisable to play a casino game with a 50-50 probability of winning, such as betting on a banker or player in Bachara-Rot and Roulette, among others. Before placing a bet, use your pendulum to divine the outcome of the game.

Can we play a, Julio, can you look up a Baccarat simulator real quick and let's see how this works? Or even roulette would be simulator. Either of those is going to work just perfectly fine for me. So I know what yes looks like. I know what no looks like. I really like that they tell you to do it online because you can imagine just someone going in with a pendulum. Yeah. I would, the pit boss is not going to let the pendulum.

I think it would be allowed. A pendulum? Yeah. Not if they've read this fucking book. Okay, here we got. Okay. This is SOTER college. We'll be red or black, I guess we ask.

Will it be red? That looks, that's a no. That looks like a no to me. Okay, bet black. Okay, bet black. Let's see how it goes. Three, black.

And go all in, go all in. Well, how much money do we have? Spin it. Oh, my God. Okay, it's red. Okay. Well, here, there's other techniques. Okay.

Here's one. This is called telekinesis technique. Okay. You can also use the power of telekinesis to turn the odds in your favor. Oh, my God. Keep playing. You can also use the power of telekinesis to turn the odds in your favor. This is a good technique to use in the game of roulette,

where you can magically influence the outcome of the spin. It is not recommended to use this in the game of Baccarat since in Baccarat, the cards have already been prearranged before the round. The dealer will only have to deal and reveal the cards. Hence, it is meaningless to use this technique in Baccarat. This technique can also be used in the game of slots and bingo, among others, where there is no prearranged outcome. Well, we already have roulette up, so we'll try it on this. Let's say you are playing the game of roulette and you are going to make a wager between red and black.

Choose a color that you want to bet on. Before the dealer spins the wheel or before you click the mouse, in case you are playing online, imagine the event already happening and see and feel the outcome is just as you want it to be. Imagine the ball landing on red and that you are winning your wager. You may feel a certain emotion within you as you imagine this. Allow the emotion to build up and use it to make the imagined event feel like a reality already. Using your willpower command that the outcome be as you want it. Pat, I think because of the way that you handled lions, you're the only man I can say genuinely has conquered lions.

So I think that you have the most. And you also are holding a telekinetic. Yeah, I think you have the most mental power. So I would like for you to try this. On what? On this roulette. So pick a number and then visualize the number and then tell them to spend when you think that you have the ball. You have the ball landing on that number.

Four. It's already one. Four is the one that we just did. Okay. Okay. All right. But you know, it could go back to back. You never know.

No, no, no. It doesn't matter which number you pick because you are going to change it. Yeah. Okay. You have to visualize it happening. Well, they all have the same odd, which is 100%.

Okay. Then let's do 20. 20. Okay. 20. All right. Now, close your eyes. Hold up the diamond.

Now start visualizing it landing on 20. And I want you to really do this. Okay. Really imagine 20. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're partying now. You hit 20.

All right. Spin that shit. It's going, dude. I feel it. 32. It's close. That is a little bit. Not really close at all.

It's on the same column. It shares a digit. You may not always hit. the right wager every time. However, you will know if you have succeeded if you keep hitting more than five rounds over 10. Do this continuously. Let's go.

One more try. You are free to change the wager every round. Five more tries on 20. The steps in doing telekinesis, oh, they're also saying to do a color instead of a number, which maybe is easier. Oh, he's closer, though. Well, you are closing.

You're closing in. More time. Well, you said five more times. Wait, but he just said one. Whoa. He said one more time and it landed on one. 24. Okay.

It's around 20. Oh, my fucking God. 36. Oh, you didn't focus on that one. Wait, he literally focused. 33.

Okay. Well, let's try color one time. Red or black pack. Wait, wait, wait, spin it. He said max power.

He's at maximum power. Look at him. He's a seven. Okay. Okay. Well, you must have picked that. Maybe the gem was damp. Wait a minute.

Let's try one more black. Black. You can't call Caleb that. You look at me, you can put your hand down and say black? Wait. It was black. It did. It did. So it does work.

Wait. Oh, wait. Black. Let me see if I have the power. Black. This is also, if you're doing this, you can't do this at a, because you have to do this online. Yeah.

Oh, that's why. Yeah. Black. Black. Black. Black. But what I, really like about this advice here is they're saying

if it doesn't work at first, just do it. Try it try again. Just keep gambling. Just go, go, go, go. It's the best advice ever got. And I'm skipping around, of course. Next technique, positive mindset. This is a magical technique. This is not really a specific technique,

but this is more about the right mindset that you should have when you play casino games for money. Just like the advice of professional gamblers, you should have a positive mindset when you play. Whether you are a professional gambler or a magical practitioner playing casino games, having a positive mindset is always important. I mean, there's no doubt.

Do not forget the casino games are still a game. Therefore, playing them should be fun. If playing the game is no longer fun for you, stop and take a break. No matter what, never forget this basic rule and magical gambling. I like that. Never play when the mind is full of negativity. That's true. That's one of the top rules of magic.

Your heart's got to be in it. You've got to be wanting it if there's anything I've learned gambling over the years. This is a really interesting technique that I've never heard of. before. This one is called future pacing. And this seems like something that people might be doing on TikTok, I feel like. This magical technique involves time traveling to the immediate future.

It is a powerful and effective technique which can be used for various purposes during gambling. Before making a wager, just relax and clear the mind. You can do this technique with your eyes open or closed, whichever may be more comfortable for you. Therefore, you can easily do this magic even at land-based casinos without being

noticed by anyone. Okay, this is all you. Land-based. Imagine the game around has already started, see and feel what happens to the game, which side is going to win? Again, it is important you do not influence even attempt to control whatever may appear before the eye of your mind. The more relaxed and open you are, the more accurate the vision

will be. Now you know the right wager to make it, where to place your bet, you can now join the game and actually place a bet. So basically, you're time traveling to a few seconds in the future to fix it. No, to see what happens, and then bringing that knowledge of that. That's a whole, like, Hulu movie. That is a really good movie. That's a Hulu movie movie

with Josh Hutcherson. Is it actually? Yeah. Wait, what is it? I think it's called 58 seconds or something. Damn. He has the power, no, 57 seconds. He has the power to travel 57 seconds into the future.

He uses it for the casino. He goes to the roulette table, travels 57 seconds, and then it's like. But it's so fucked up that casinos have a built-in time traveler like protection. I think, of like, if you win too much, they just kick you out.

Yeah. That's something it mentions in this book, too, is it's like, Just so you know, even if you use magic, you're probably still going to lose money. Yeah, because you get banned from casinos if you win too much. Yeah. Because I think you're a time traveler. Yeah.

Here, let me try this time traveler. I think they have that in the plot. I'm sure they do. It's about casinos too. Yeah. Well, it's casinos and he robs his boss and all this other stuff. I would fucking love to one day just rob a boss. Yeah.

Are you traveling right now? I went too far. I saw something horrible. Oh, no. What did you see? Smoking wreckage. Just dust everywhere. Yeah, but I saw the number.

35. You might have traveled in the past. 35. That's black. Do you want to bet on 35 or do you want to bet black? No, it was all smoking wreckage. Oh. 35.

I've seen this number. And you know, if it's wrong, it just means that that's the year this is going to happen. 35. 35. 30. 20. No, it's your 20. I said 20, 35.

My 20 just hit. Okay. So that means it's going to hit the second half right now. So go ahead and bet 35 again. Yep. Can you imagine this future? I don't have to. Because it was 18, 2018, which is another year.

It is a year. Yeah. Well, wait a second. Let's think back to 20. We were time traveling and it gave us a year. That can't be a coincidence. 26. That's the year it is now.

Oh my God. Wait, this is a time-based roulette. Oh! He hit 35. We're a big. 26, 35. You must have gone just slightly. too far in the future. You didn't go to

the next one. I said I went too far. Yeah. Oh my God. I just got chills. That's crazy. You went four ahead instead of one ahead. And I also said that New York will be a city of smoking record. Yeah, I hope we don't see that. I mean, I guess we're going to go outside and find out. We'll find out. Yeah,

there's just, basically the conclusion in this book has a really crazy plot twist that I did not expect at all. So basically, it has this ending here. Enjoy the journey. Making money by playing casino games and using magic can be really fun. It also has its ups and downs, which is similar to climbing a mountain or when exploring a forest. Those are the two comparisons.

You cannot expect the adventure to be made a flat and even terrain, and this actually makes the adventure even more exciting. There are times when no matter how hard you try and practice, you may face disappointments along the way. When this happens, do not be discouraged. Instead, use these moments to learn from the experience as well as a lesson to become humble. Indeed, even if you train, there will be times when the magic will simply not work as you would rather have it to work. In fact, even advanced and successful practitioners still experience this every now and then. Therefore, when this happens to you, do not be hard on yourself. This journey is a real magical adventure.

So never forget to see and treat it as such. Wow. That about God, it gets so funny. And using magic? This journey is a real magical adventure. It's true. So there's all that stuff. Then this is the last chapter of the book.

Okay. A Sacred Call. Whoa. I hope that you have enjoyed reading this book. Our humble journey ends here. but before I let you go there is something that I want to share with you I have been practicing witchcraft

for more than 20 years and I am now a follower of Jesus Christ it's interesting to know that many witches and wizards these days are also turning to Christ for genuine spirituality and for more magic. Shortly after Christ was born he was visited by the three Magi which some people these days refer to as

the three wise men. The word magi is the plural of the word magis and the word magus is where the word magic came from. Hence, Jesus was visited by three magical practitioners. The church does not want to talk about it and even tried to change the word into wise men or even the three kings as if to hide its real meaning. But indeed, three magical practitioners came after Jesus was born. In my life, despite all the magic and rituals that I have learned, I came to a point of complete darkness and depression. My magic could not save me. That was the time when Jesus came and rescued me. I have been serving him since then. I would like to ask my dear reader to kindly give Christ a chance in your life. Forget about what you think you know about him from what you've learned from religion. They went full, they went ICP. Yeah.

You can easily start by reading the book of Matthew, which also happens to be the first book in the New Testament of the Bible. This is a good way to know about the life and teachings of Jesus Christ. Do not worry, it is not a long book. In fact, I managed to finish reading it in just one sitting. Just please give it a try and see how it works for you. See, I thought the twist at the end was going to be like, by the way, I knew you were going to buy this book because I went into the future and I saw it. Oh, you were thinking like, it was going to be a good. going to have this caught me so off guard.

I had no idea this was coming. That's actually such a genius. You know, I've been around. It's such a good audience to target too. Somebody who's so down on their luck, they're like, fuck, I have to learn magic to win casino games. Yeah. I'm losing at the casino every day.

You know what you really need is Christ. Yeah. It's a pretty effective way to recruit Christians. Yeah. It really, I think it is truly the perfect. What else have they written? Yeah, so they also have, they have beat casino games using psychic techniques, Pendulum dowsing mastery codex

That's a cool man A guide to acquiring an astral magic wand Conjuration of the Demon Ariazel That doesn't sound very Christian I mean else you're gonna beat them up Water fasting and dry fasting for beginners Oh that's like like Christ An easy course on dark magic

Very magic for beginners Magical experiments that you can do at home That might be Christian White Magic Manual The Sorcerer Scroll of Easy Magic spells for Beginners What makes it white magic? I think that's what they call like healing magic or is that just final fantasy?

Probably. Magical cleansing and defensive techniques. Defense against the dark arts too. But yeah, so that that's kind of the most laser targeted one is be casino games. I think they probably realized like. I wonder if any of the other ones have that revelation at the end of justice. I have to imagine they all do. Yeah.

Yeah. I wonder if like at some point. Maybe this book, maybe this book is like chapter one. It's like, so you want to conjure this demon. Well, guess what? You can't. I'm not teaching you. Yeah.

I wonder if it's like, yeah, yeah. That would be pretty good. This Deem, this conjuring the demon one is from 2022. So maybe this is from before they turned Christian. Let's look at the sample here. Whoa, look at that picture. That's scary. Oh, my God.

If you can get to, if you get to make him work on your side, there will be so much power that you can wield. That's true. Okay, so I'm plotting this now. Which is that he started, he, I think it's a she. Oh, she summoned this demon for gambling. It didn't work. She turned to Christ.

and it started working. She started winning. Ariazel, just the name of it, Kindle's Dredd in the Hearts of Man. But this time, this ancient force shall work by your side, making your will manifest on all planes of existence. This doesn't seem Christian at all, yeah. No, this must have been pre. This must be her testimony. She left it up as testimony. Or maybe it's on the last page.

This one's only 38 pages long, so. I think on the last page there's going to be a whole thing. Like, by the way. It's opposite day. Yeah, I wrote this whole book on opposite day. You're not supposed to do this. if you do this, I can track you down because I just bought you. I have your address from this book.

Because this, yeah, because the casino one is from 2023. So it must have been a year of hell. Yeah. After summoning a demon. Darkness, witchcraft couldn't save her from. That was a demon. We were just, I said the name of the demon and something. Yeah.

So I'm going to be, whoa. I think it might have been the mailman yet. Because the old address still connected to the other studio. One of them just got sucked up by a demon. Into a portal. Yeah. because he went into the other address. Holy fuck.

The addresses are still connected. We got to pray for those guys. Yeah. Yeah. So that's how to beat casino games. And next time we will summon a demon. Magic. Yeah.

That's a terrifying prospect. I don't have any of a demon on the episode. I've pitched that before and I think there was resistance. From who? Not me. Guess who, yeah. I think you can guess who would be afraid. The Mexican guy.

Who might be a little afraid. Who believes in La Yerona. No, no. Point that thumb at yourself. By the knack? Repet. La Yerona? Lila Rola.

Lairona. Don't even joke about that shit in front of him, bro. He'll freak out. That's a Fulac creature. Yeah, it is. Oh, my little. Creature. The pit.

The pit. The pit season finale discussion with a guy who's never seen it this weekend. That's not a bad idea. Yeah. Wow. With a guy who's just never seen a single episode. I don't want to talk about the pit. I know.

We do it too much. But pretty soon it'll all be over. And you'll just get weekly Jack Reacher updates for me as I watch my one episode a week. What am I watching right now? I could talk about probably nothing. Probably all these fucking videos about this weekend we're doing the TV off.

Yeah. Our TV show versus whatever you choose. Carcinogization documentary on YouTube. Carcinogenization? No, carcinization. What's that? That's when you turn into crabs. Did you know that? Oh, you're watching one of these, why does everything involve into crabs in YouTube videos? That was on last night. That's never touching my shit.

Why? You're scared? No, dude, because it's too thoughtful. It's incredibly thoughtful. No, I'm watching. I told you, I got Hot Wheels to catch up on. Hot Wheels? I told you this is in the beginning. I'm watching Hot Wheel races.

I thought this was a new show. No, dude, it's Hot Wheels that the guy's like, and here comes. He's watching one of those Hot Wheels TV shows right there early 2000s. Now, man, he's racing Hot Wheels. It's so awesome. No.

You know, it's even more awesome is, God, what did I watch this weekend? fuck. Elephant toothpaste. Just all the time. It's always good. What is that? Elephant toothpaste is good.

Oh, I don't know. I also thought. That's a good idea for a guy to be on YouTube though. Melvin toothpaste. Melvin toothpaste. Welcome.

I'm Melvin toothpaste. Welcome back to another video. Could be like a Fred type character. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You should start in this year, you need to start a Fred thing. Fred is still going, but he's not, he doesn't be Fred anymore.

He beats his own name. He beats Lucas. Yeah, but I, Lucas with his brother. You should be, you should pretend that you're related. brother has a has a crazy speech impediment. Rodicism where they always talk like this.

You should be Monroe Figglehorn. No. And you could make videos as Monroe. You already just said the name, the perfect name, Melvin toothpaste. No, but you need to be a figglebone.

Free out there for you if you want to start a blippy style thing, Melvin toothpaste. Melvin toothpaste. Okay, Melvin toothpaste. And he fixes the teeth of everybody and though he actually teaches people how to do dental care.

At home? At home? He shouldn't do that. Yeah. teaches them how to install fillings. That's actually a pretty funny. You actually should make those videos. How to extract the tooth,

wisdom tooth extraction at home. Yeah, you should do all this. You wear a big suit with teeth on it. Hey, kids, it's Melvin toothpaste. No, no, no. You're not a character. You're not like a cartoon. You're a real guy who's trying to help people.

His name is Melvin toothpaste. But all he does is make kids take their teeth out. Okay. I think you can do that. How to do gum grafts at home? Yeah, all that kind of stuff. All right Adios

That's good All right Mice are cute I think rats are cute Yeah I think everything's cute My friend has two rats Aw

You think everything's cute Aw, that's so sweet I don't Even logs of shit from a human ass Are adorable What's adorable about them? Just their glowing brown Wait

If they had a grimace Would you think they're cute Grimus is cute What about a girthy cock? A girthy cock is adorable Really? Because I think it's menacing. No, it's cute. How am I going to take all that girth? I know. It's scary. A long girthy cock? A long girthy cock?

A long and girthy cock. You said everything's adorable. Well, that one's adorable, but it's more cute. A long girth you one is more cute. It's not intimidating to you to have to jump on it and ride it? Do you find cute things to be intimidating? No, but I don't think that a long girthy cock is cute. If you saw a cock that looked like Wayne Knight's calf, would you think that that's adorable? Newman from Seinfeld.

What does his calf look like? Very big. Probably pretty strong. He's a fat guy. He's not like crazy fat, is he? Just look up a picture of Wayne Knight and shorts. Yeah. He's probably got a huge calf.

Why was that your reference point? We were talking about Seinfeld, and I was trying to think of a guy with big calves. Okay. Here's Newman. Yeah, this is Newman from Seinfeld. Here's Newman. He's changed. And look at his calf.

Look at how big that is. And if you saw that between a man's legs, you would be like, Like, aw. Yeah. You think that's adorable? It's so cute. I mean, can you pull up the actual new ones cast? Maybe I just have love in my heart and I just see beauty in the world in all parts of the world.

A log of shit. A long and girthy cock. He's adorable. You think Wayne Knight is cute? Look at that sweet little cows. I mean, that's objective. Look at their adorable hanging udders. Oh, my God, they're lovely.

The brown cows like that, I love those cows. Oh, my God. I love their cute fucking cute. What about videos? of torturing young children. Aww.