Podcast About List - Ep. 389 - Automatically Blasting Spam As Soon as Possible

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

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Da, what's that new video that Joe likes? Das shit, gah. That shit, yeah. That big, yeah. And apparently that kid is from Wilmington, North Carolina. That makes sense. So this is a new viral video. And can I ask you a question?

Yes, go on. Did you know what it was when he texted? I had no idea. I never heard. That's because I didn't want to be mean, but I wanted to text. When Joe texted that, I wanted it. It's pretty, I would say it's fairly, it's extremely viral. I wanted to text and be like, hey, man, Joe, he's not going to know what that is.

Oh. Yeah, there was no part of it. Don't even try. I searched it up this morning. That big gas. Steve sent me. I searched it up this morning. I searched it up and I search.

I think I searched like, I think I searched that that bitch is gas. That big, that big, that big, that big, that big, that big. He was talking about. He was saying that big gash, meaning he had a brain injury and he's no longer able to speak. That big gash. Doctors are trained doctors. That's why I had that red jar. That was a segment of his.

brain. Yeah. He eats his brain. He's so simple now. He's so simple. He thinks it's okay to eat his own brain. I know. He considers that to be behavior that should be videoed.

Debt. Eating your brain only helps the stomach. It doesn't help any other part of the body. It's really bad. But if the brain is already out of your head, it's less bad. Can you get brain? Mad cow? Can you get that from eating your own brain?

Yeah. Preons. Yeah. It goes back in your brain. A bad brain goes back into your brain. is where that is a good question. The prions is already in your brain. Right.

Yeah. So it's your, it's your, yeah, you get your own madness. In what scenario would you be in where you get to eat your own brain? A scientific extreme. Yeah. Well, it's a dream. They can take your brain out, but then you're not going to function. No, they've been doing that for years.

A lobotomy. Oh, interesting. You don't, you can't. But they're not taking it out. No, they're taking parts of your brain down. Yeah. Oh, I thought they disconnected something. I think sometimes they just swirl it and they leave it in.

This is two. Yeah. I mean, I think it varies through history as well, but they definitely are taking pieces out. But they can't take your whole brain out and put it in front of you. No, no, but they can take enough for you to eat for sure. That's what I mean, yeah. You can need a bite of your forebrain and still walk around.

Yeah. How much of your brain needs to be in your head for you to... You can be missing your entire four brain and still be alive. That's what like being brain dead is. Okay. They have some, they've done some crazy brain experiments, y'all. Yeah. But nothing worth bringing up.

No, it just will be too complicated. Nothing that's good. Myers-Berry Myers-Berry. Myers-Berry. They did a bunch of ones where they cut, they separate the left

and the right brain and then it's all, and I just don't remember what happens. Are you more? He was bored with the personality test. Dude, I try to fuse both in most, in most scenarios.

You have a un-brain? I found out Myers-Briggs. Yeah. It was invented by someone named Briggs Myers. Really? Well, she had a first name and then Briggs Myers. Why do they call it Myers-Briggs?

Because maybe she had a, gets honored more. And now that I say it, I think that's right, but I'm not 100% sure, so it might not be correct. Okay, that's okay. But it was a clue and a crossword. See, if you were a real doctor right now when you were just saying stuff and they're going, wait. If I was. Oh.

Oh, snap. Well, the badge holder is such a nice touch. Isn't that cool? Yeah. Now that you're a real doctor and you've passed every exam, I think you need to start knowing more stuff. That is not. I don't need to know about Myers-Briggs because that's pseudoscience. That's not pseudo-science.

That's quackery. Quackery of the highest order. That is real science. That's hard science. You're going on your lunch break at the hospital and you see a doctor walk in. He's got the badge. You're like,

I never see that doctor practicing medicine. I only ever see him in the chow hall. It's like, oh, he's a Myers-Briggs doctor. He works from home. He only comes to sample our delightful cafeteria meals. He's a Myers-Briggs doctor. He has a focus in the Briggs area.

He's walking up to people. He does. He does only, he can tell if your I or E, but the other letters he, didn't study. They have to bring in eight different doctors to do a Myers-Briggs test because they each have

one letter that they know how to identify. I'm the J. I'm the J. Yeah. I diagnose J. This man is definitely a J. And Master Splinter gave each of the four guys weapons that don't correspond with their guys is a strong word for them. Guys is not what I would call them.

No, I'm talking about the Myers-Briggs guys. I call them dudes. You said Master Splinter and four. No, Mr. Splinter also trained another four group of guys who ended up developing Myers-Briggs. There were four turtles and then four personality testers. Yeah.

Yeah. What was Master Splinter's deal? Why was... He was Japanese. Yeah. He got hit by the Oos as well. No. So I read the comic books of these, but not even the originals, which is... So I don't really know how much of it is retcon. But in the ones I read, they were reincarnated

from being actual Japanese samurai and they became somehow reincarnated into animal mutant bodies. Who love pizza? Uh, yeah, and that happened to, I think, both Splinter and the turtles. But then also there are guys who are just straight up mutants. Yeah, and it's something really horrible in the past life. Crang is an alien. B-Bop and Rock Study, these are alien pigs.

He's the Uttrams. Dover, New Hampshire, or no. Dover? That's where the turtles were invented. Really? Delaware? In New Hampshire. There's a Dover in Massachusetts.

Were invented in New Hampshire? What was Shredder, was Shredder already slicing people with his elbow blades before there were mutants? Was he just doing that since the late 80s? If the movie is correct, Splinter was his pet, or no, his apprentice's pet rat. That's what I remember.

Shredder's Apprentices' pet rat? That's what I remember. I think there's probably like 50 different cannons. Yeah. Because it's like a fucking giant... Shredder's the big bad. Shredder is the leader of the foot clan. Isn't there a guy who has a bad name

that seems like he would be a bad guy, but he's a good guy in that? Splinter. Splinter. That's not that bad. I thought, I guess. April. April.

O'Neill. Oh, Casey Jones. Casey Jones. Yes. He seems like that would be scary. But he's like on the line. He's like, he's like their equivalent

of Deadpool, I feel like. If he likes turtles a little less, he would be an evil villain. He would be a fucking bastard. But he grew up around turtles, so he has a soft spot. And his superpower is he has a baseball bat. Yeah, I don't think he has a sports equipment.

That was his thing. He fights with sports equipment, which is actually so cool. It is pretty cool. His super power is. that he read Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when he was growing up. He read the comics. And he was like, I'm going to go play baseball with them.

Yeah. Yeah. I brought a Mitt. I brought a ball. I'm going to go play with them. His name should have been. They're in trouble. Mitt. Mitt. Mitt Jones. That's cool. Yeah. Pretty cool. That could be the name of his mitt.

Did you know Mitt Jones was actually named after a certain piece of equipment? We don't know. We could be getting YouTube shorts like that. Every day. But instead, I'm just getting one. Did you know his name sounds like two letters together? do with his love for sports. His name is completely random.

He was played by in the movie Elias Codius, a.k.a. Hey, well, we're done with that. It's done. I can't, I can't get it. I'm going to be honest, it feels a little strange. It is a little bit of a button right now. And you guys also, you did that five minutes of pre-talk before you have to get into

the Curio, right? Yeah. And we went seven minutes. So, that's you guys settling back in. Yeah, we're feeling like, okay, it's about time to start talking about it. But there's no, we didn't watch anything. No. No, but we did. Maybe we can talk about it a little more. Can you guys remind me what was the highest rated curio

before we, I guess today we're going to be talking about medical curios just to enrich the gap. But what was the highest rated curio? I think it was the final one. I should say the first one. Kind of sentimental mentality. Yeah. Yeah. And then there were a couple that were tied. But we haven't officially ranked

them yet. Right. That's coming later. We're going to do it. We're going to wait it so that Joe Gleason's vote doesn't like over. Obviously, we're going to give the single lowest rating to any Curio and any rating I mean we can just throw that vote away it's like a like yeah we should

turn us you should burn the ballot box you guys should rank Joe Box competitors by what beans you think they deserve if we've decided that his votes skew everything yeah yeah we've been talking about doing an audit for a long you should do the five weeks of Joe Box and go back and every time he's

awarded beans and say why he was wrong and what the better play would have been yeah somebody needs a cinema sins yeah Well, we wanted to get like, what was it? Like a... Yeah, well, I still... We're going to do that. We're doing it.

It's happening. It's happening. Yeah. Yeah, but we're here with Pierce. And our weeks are over. We're back to the 100 weeks of normality. Yes. Speaking of normality, I've gotten new glasses.

I don't know if you can tell. Congratulations. They're colorful. They came with clip-ons. Are they prescriptions? Yes. And the prescription needs to be updated. I still can't read stuff that far away.

Really? This looks fine to me now. I can read the TV. You look awesome, man. It's not really any words on the TV, man. It's not allowed to read. It's kind of just a picture of us. Modelo now.

I can read that. I think you know that that says Modelo. I knew it said it, but it's not blurry anymore. Okay. My vision is not blurry anymore. Well, congratulations. I've been really, yeah. It's really made me realize I've been so stupid to not wear my glasses.

Yeah, I've been thinking about going to do one of those crazy eye tests. Do you wear glasses? No, but I feel like I probably should. You have glasses, right? I got a test done at Warby Parker, and they do this thing at Warby, where they basically know that you came in there to buy glasses. So regardless of how your vision test goes,

even if you pass with 2020, they say, did you come in you for any reason? And I'm like, yeah, it's hard to see stuff in the morning sometimes. My eyesight's a little bit blurry. And they're like, oh, do you go on the computer a lot? And I was like, sure, I go on it a lot. And they're like, we're going to give you something called screen glasses. And I was like blue light blockers?

like, no, they are blue light blockers, but they're also reading glasses for the screens. And they worked? It's a pair of readers with blue light blockers and it costs you fucking 150 bucks. Oh, fuck that. Do they give you, someone told me that they give you an eye exam for free there. Is that true? Oh, well, I'm on a check. If you have basic insurance.

Yeah, basically having, basically having insurance, basic insurance. I, I, what, the void that would once, if I was a child would be filled by like looking up like, what, what, uh, cartoon character are you? quiz, you can go out and you can pay $50 to go to a specialist doctor and have them test your body and say what's going on. And I really don't feel like

I have anything gravely wrong with my eyes. I wouldn't be surprised if I needed some type of slight glasses. But it really is more just the thing of like I want somebody to go and put me through all the machines and then give me a big chart that's like here's all the stuff that's going on. I like that kind of thing. I think that thing is making me really excited. I want to get an x-ray

so bad. We Americans already love the idea of like someone hitting it big, right? We're obsessed with the success story, the temporarily embarrassed millionaire, whatever. And also a ton of Americans are convinced that we don't deserve health care as a human right. So we should have like a Captain America lottery

where once a year... Like a super soldier. Yeah, once a year, someone gets to get all of their health maladies solved. They get tested for absolutely everything. And maybe not once a year one person, but like once a year, once a year 1,000 people get health care. No, it should be one person. Yes, they get fully, they get fully upgraded.

You don't get health care. You don't get any, it's not a human right. Yeah. It's like the Hunger Games, but for health care. It should only happen to a single person, though. It should not be multiple people. And their name should be highly publicized. Yeah.

Yeah. And we get to watch it like the Truman show. Yo. It's like, it's like, all the tests go through. This is a good idea. That's a great idea. Or it's more, it's more like, it's more like, biggest loser. Yeah.

Because it's like a weight watching show. Biggest healer. Yeah. Biggest healer, there we go. Every like origin story movie or whatever has that scene where the, either the protagonist or like the Norman Osborne Green Goblin is in that like rotating steel chamber, gas, scanner. And all the charts are going.

Scientists with the clipboard. I know. I need to be. That's what most Americans think going to the doctor is. Like a 3D like polygon version of yourself rotating somewhere and showing a red spot on something. And then when it's at 99.9% scan complete, there's an error message because they found something. Oh, my God.

I either want that to happen to me or watch it on TV, it happening to somebody. Well, I have an amazing news for you. Oh, okay. In real life. Yes, in real life. I want to see somebody get Super Soldier serum put in them. I would like to get... I at least want to see a thing about a person getting taller.

Yeah. A time lasts of a child growing up. No, no, no, no, no, no. A fully grown old man getting that leg surgery. A time lapse. I've watched videos where it's like guys going and getting it. And it seems really, really, really tough. It seems pretty odd.

It seems like honestly, I don't think, even if I wanted to do that, I don't think I'm man enough for that. Yeah. No, it seems very, very hard. Awful. Yeah. I mean, I think also it's a thing where like you got to, I mean, I guess if you already have the money to pay for that procedure, it's probably not a big deal. But you just have to do absolutely nothing for like eight months, I feel like. Yeah.

Are there guys that are getting that covered by insurance because it's like, oh my God, if I don't get taller this year, I will kill myself. Did they even do it in America? Don't they have to go somewhere else? I think you have to go somewhere else. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't, yeah. I feel like they only recently. Well, it would still be covered by some kind of insurance, right?

No, if you're out of America, you pay out of pocket. That's why people do. That's why people do medical. It's like the cost of a car or something. Yeah. It's like 20K. Oh. That's why people go to places to get procedures done.

Well, to get outside of the damn system that keeps us all fucking. We should have a letter to do since the day I was born. Morphia says the red pill, if you take it, it costs about $15,000 and we have to fly to turkey. The red pill, it's a pit pill. It's a damn pill. They're not cheap. That really speaks for itself. No, no thanks, Morpheus.

I'll take the red sandwich. Yes. Thank you very much. I'm done with pills. All right. I mean, you can see right there. It's a false choice. What was in that pill?

Sugar, red food coloring. Well, that would be for the case. Sounds good. It contains a tracker for the Nebuchadnezzar to find Neo's signature in the real world. So then can I ask, what the hell was in the blue pill? Nothing. The blue pill is a sugar pill. So why did it even have it?

You can either take the red pill or not take the two red pill. Because the choice is important for Neo-Tibed. Why did they need a tracker? But there's still a choice between taking it and not-tube- take me. Why didn't they need a tracker when they can like go slow motion and like bend buildings on the in the matrix? They're trying to find his real body in the real world. There's not like a database. I would love to go in that gel for a while. You are. That pink gel. You've been in there. I guess I've been in there. Yeah. I guess I have a two.

That's why you like life. That's why everyone likes talking to you is because your matrix in the real world Patrick right now isn't really hot gel. That's why you're, that's why you have so many Twitter followers is because your jail in the real world is perfectly calibrated. I would believe that you were planted here by the robots because you make me so happy. I think that you were a honeypot to keep me stuff in. I can't go out into the real world. I can't leave Patrick.

Patrick's the woman in the red dress. I would believe that you were. You probably have that hold over like 100,000 people. Maybe. They wouldn't leave to the real world. Murphy's gets me on the red bill and he goes, am I going to miss my friend Patrick? He would.

But I would still want to be in the jail. I just don't want to hurt. You'd be so bad if I got out of the Matrix and I was like, the mattress. Let me, let me stay here for a little bit. And you just go to sleep back in the jail. Let me, let me wait around.

Why would you wake up and be like, can I at least bring my gel? Yeah. Look, I'm about to come on your dingy-ass ship. Can I bring the gel? This looks like so comfortable. He tears the cables out.

He's fully out of the Matrix. But in the real world, he just sits in the gel all day. Just meditating in a sensory deprivation gel. Yeah. Yeah, because you are kind of robbed of actually enjoying the gel when you're in a vatrice. Great. Great. I only consciously experienced the gel for like five seconds. And it was mostly to get out of it. And then some big like plane came over and picked me up. I want to sit in the jail for a little longer.

Morpheus? I would at least try to take my pod and bring it and try to sleep back. So the allegory is that the gel is being in the womb with your mother. So what we're talking about is I wish I could walk around with my mother after I'm bored. Well, I don't understand. I mean, it's not like it's not like he experienced any of the real world ever before. So it seems like to me it's not out of the question for him to just assume like, oh yeah, and this is my pot. I'll bring this along. Yeah.

He kind of was very quick to be like, fuck all that shit. I'm like, if it was me, I'd be like, oh yeah, here's my stuff. Okay, guys. The one thing I own. The one thing I own is this big pot of gel. Come on. We do not have some attachment to that? And also, I just think he was mentally a freak.

They have to have food shortage issues and stuff. And I think the gel is. Just eat the gel. Yeah. Because I don't think, I mean, you're probably living in that same gel. Well, the tube. The tube is made from processed fetuses, though. Why?

I don't give a fuck. I'm a weird space guy with the bird of rope. Food goes into the tube, though, right? Yeah, but the food is made. Pull the tube along with you. Oh, yeah. Bring the food to all the way to whatever your hideout is. Or just stand there for like a long time of a few weeks and just fill up a bucket.

Anytime you're low on food, go take some from the tube. It's shooting it out 24-7. It's all. It's a food tube. So the gel is food as well as a comfy bed. The gel is. Okay. So I was right to want to stay. Yeah, that's the best combination of things ever.

Yeah, I know. Bad food and I'm in a video game. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Why would I ever leave? I'm taking that blue pill. Well, because you are. You can go back into the video game.

Oh, yeah. You're a trap. That's what I'm saying. We should all stay in the. We should all take the blue pill. We should all take the blue pill. He's obviously been planted here by. And it was like a master stroke to, to,

to invent you. You are a Samsara Gravity Well. Yes. You're keeping us all in the cycle. So I have a cool name too. Samsara Gravity Well.

I thought my name was Patrick the whole time. Nope. I'm Samsara Gravity Well. That would be a good name for you. Samara Gravity Well. That would be cool in a movie sitcom. But you can call me Sam. The big reveal at the end of the movie.

That's cool. It was short for Sensara Gravity Well. You are stuck in the cycle forever because of me. That happens with the end of the movie. just a rom-com. Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. He finds out that her name, her name is Samsara Gravity Cycle.

I like the idea. Whenever you're in a bad mood, imagining you on the Nebuchadnezzar and like Neo just got introduced to you. And like, and this is our food expert who loves jelly, Patrick,

and you're like kind of in a bad mood. And he was like, what's wrong with it? And Maurice goes, he hates it here. He wants to be back in me. Isn't that jelly pants his character what's his name?

Cypher. Yeah, that's Cypher's whole thing. Cypher is like kind of like like Leigh. But I like that he like Sefer just being bummed out. Just like, oh. Seifer likes money even though there is. I just want to be in the freaking, I want to eat that big steak again.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the big computer steak. He likes the steak. But he also, every time that they go in and do the phone booth shit, he could just go eat a steak. He doesn't have to be put back into the matrix. Quick, answer the phone. I will. I will.

There's a restaurant over here. Hold up. Hold up. Getting a big steak sandwich which, ooh. Ooh, that's good. With horseradish mayo. Oh, my God. Yeah, would that scene still work in the restaurant if he's eating gummy bears?

No. I know my brain tells me this is, even though my brain tells me this is 10,000 gummy bears. I know. Yeah, I guess the quantity. 500,000 pieces of candy corn. The quantity is what changes it. It's just concentrating, watching him.

So, we have a deal. Yeah. That would be a good thing Like how Like when a villain Eat something really weird Like in get out when Alison Williams is eating the milk

And the cereal separate That would be a good aspect to his character Instead of eating steak Which we all know and love If he was eating something odd Like 500,000 Candy Corns like this guy's sick This guy's off a little

Sick in the head Yeah Because he makes good points That shit wouldn't even fly in the major Or if it's like the real life Or not real life But like a living gummy bear right? He's eating like a living gummy bear

on the table. My brain is telling me this is a living guy man from track what even is the rest of that line my brain is telling me this is a matrix

is telling me that it is juicy and delicious but it's not real you know what I realized ignorance is bliss and then he's like wait a minute my favorite performer's about to take the stage

and it's Jessica Rabbit yes and he's eating a real life gummy bear. He watched Jessica Rabbit. And Jessica, Jessica Rabbit singing a song to him. Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah. Tugging his tie. Yeah. If I learned, I think I'm gonna like it here in the Matrix. If I learned that I'm in the Matrix, right, I'm immediately doing Roger Rabbit type stuff.

Yeah, why would they not? I just feel like they should sweeten the deal a little bit. Yeah. They're going to do the Matrix. They're doing all gun caught in shit. No, I'm taking out a big hammer. I'm drawing holes in the wall. Before Neo takes the pill,

he's hanging out with. with some rough customers. Yeah. Who are like, not very nice people. No. And I don't know what hackers. He's a hacker.

Black Hat hackers. And I don't know why it wouldn't be, there should be a tune town. There should be, you should have chug jug. It is funny. Stuff like that, like it does,

it just informed, it tells you more about the characters. You think it's a stylistic choice in the movie, but it's actually no, this is what these characters, like, is what they really want.

Every single character in the Matrix for some reason likes trench coats and corrupts and corrupts and karate and like that just like there's nobody who has any different style at all I think it's the same thing like with Inception where people are always like oh the dreams and inception are

so weird it's like no these people are just strange and this is what their dreams are like yes they dream that the city is folding yes that's what they dream that it's wintertime that's the type of thing that they dream they're not having dreams was like these dreams are idiot why am I writing this shit but no you have to follow the characters

yeah this is what they dream yeah this is what these people specifically dream it's not like my dreams where I have the best movie in the world I would... Dreaming about Batman beginning. I would love to... Yeah, because definitely Christopher Nolan has dreams where he's like... At the Oscars and he's holding like 16 of them.

Yeah, or that he's like a pig. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's what most dreams are. He's having a dream. He's having a dream. I know that I knew that I was a pig. He's having a dream.

He's at the Oscars. And like there's the announcer is like, our first pig director to ever win... To ever win 16 Oscars. That would have been awesome. They should have done that. And Tom Hardy has to break into that dream and steal that idea. Yes.

It's a dangerous idea. The first pig director. We can't have a pig director. We simply can't have a pig directing. And one of them is like, I actually prefer it in this dream. Yeah. Pigs are directors. I will not be leaving.

My brain is telling me his pig is a director. Doesn't it? And I'm the Matrix. He goes back to his seat at the Oscars and it's just a bowl, like a pool of mud. It's got like four or five Oscars sitting next to him. At that point, you wake up. Yeah. There's a second location of your dream.

This is absurd. Yeah. Oh, Alex is trying to break in again. Alex is coming back. Did you fail? Oh, he's in the middle of it. Are you in the middle of it? Are you still in the middle of the episode?

No. Oh, okay. So are we. Yeah, well, speaking of starting. Yeah. Let's start. Guys, we could not have Pierce back on. without doing a little bit of a doctor

practo hit that shit again we are doing a doctoral examination of practo with Pierce that's correct it's so great to be back was this the fourth time we done this I don't remember well I think if you it gets muddled up yeah

well that was diapers this is praetto this is priestly yeah it's been a long time coming this is basically what I'm saying which if you are a new listener and you have joined because you liked Benjamin Button? If I joined because you like Rachel Koster on Joe Box.

How many you figure were big Benjamin Button fans that? I don't know. I mean, I feel like some people maybe were like, guys, you've got to listen to this. Maybe some people were put onto the show. Off a button. Off a button. I guess that's true. Yeah. So if you're a new listener, go back and listen

to the first two or three, right? Stop watching. That's good advice. Stop watching right now. Stop listening. Disengage. our other episodes. Basically, it's a website. We're doing a website called Practo, and it's where people ask for advice from doctors.

The website is an English language website, but it's Indian. But it's Indian. An Indian website. We get to kind of cheekily, we get to cheekily experience a different take on the English language where words are spelled in a funny way, basically. And another culture where strange things seem to happen

that I didn't even know about. A centipede ran across my leg should I still be pregnant. Things like that. Things like that. Yeah. So who wants to start or should we just switch around? I can start. I don't have a lot. Oh, darn, Pat. All right. So I forget what the name

of the fucking file is. I think it's Practo 3. Patrick Pacto 3. What's my file? Imagine doing that in the matrix. Just another little piece of table setting here. The reason I found this website in the first place is because I googled tummy worm, in quotes, because I thought that would be a funny thing to call your penis.

Should I look up the tummy worm? I feel like I have it almost memorized. Yeah, me too. So one easy way to find this website with searchable medical maladies written in a fancy Wizard of Oz language is Google tummy worm in quotes. The question is, tummy worm. Tummy worm abitting a child constantly. What to do at home?

She is crying. It's 2 o'clock at night and I can't understand what actually do. So that's an example of a baby getting bitten by. an intestinal worm and a mother at 2 a.m. A desperate mother logging on to Practo and saying, I don't understand what actually is. Also, part of this is trying to actually give these people the advice that they don't see it to be able to find

on the website. Most of the doctors are... I feel like we're going to go through a lot. The doctors will occasionally reply with advice, but the advice is just like, consult me now. Please consult. Yeah. Which, yeah, I think the first one I have is something like that. Yeah. Fingering Pussy, asked for female 19 years. Is it possible

that if we touch precom on penis and fingered her pussy, is there chances of pregnant. And Dr. Satian Nanal. Satan. Satan. Satan. Satan Nainel said, again, same. You already asked them. He's a sexologist. And that's one that we're familiar with is that that is a, there's a lot of sexologists. A lot of sexologists here. Yeah. I'd say yes, there's always chances of pregnant. Yeah. Is pre-com? Is it true that there's common pre-cum? Yes. There's sperm and pre-cum. There's sperm. Okay. And that's a... That's an insult I've seen online before where somebody has said you were probably born from pre-com.

That's not an insult. I feel like that's like pretty impressive. Yeah. Which, yeah, exactly. It's not an insult at all. It's way worse when someone's born of a load. Right? Oh, your parents humped until your dad came.

Your dad did this. That's embarrassing for your dad. If your baby can be born from your dad kind of just docking lightly for two seconds and pulling out. If the baby is born from the dead having pre-combe though, instead of the dog, going, oh, he's going, all right. Let's get started. Time to begin. Okay, and?

That's a great way to start your life. We? Because life starts at sperm. Right. Next one. Penis problem when I pee. When I pee, I feel like something is stuck and sewed my penis and only happens when I do a line. A line of pee.

Yeah. Which I was worried that we've done this one before. Well, that's okay. When I do a line. you think he's talking about Coke? To me, I went to do a line means I have an erection. My penis is a line.

That's what I was kind of thinking. Because I did, this one made me look up Coke stuff after I wanted to see people. Oh, did anyone do cocaine stuff? I think so. Maybe check the next slide, actually. I think that's the exact next one. No, never mind. Well,

Al, wow, well, I guess might as well just fucking answer this one too. Read it, read it. Sex problem. Ask for male 25 years. I'm newly married and when I do sex, my spam coom very early. And second time my penis, no stand up and no heart.

My spam coom? My spam was a good search on this website. It's good that they got an actual euphemism for sperm next to what they tried to call it. Spam coom. Spam coom very early. My spam coom very early. This is also not a medical problem. You came early because you're in love with your first wife and the second time you couldn't

immediately get hard again. Yeah. Because that's not how it works. The doctor just says, happy marriage. Get used to it, bud. You picked the right one. Yeah. You pick the right one.

She's going to make you spam coom a lot. Spam is one. There's been so many. Yes, I think spam is the next one too. There's been so many misspellings of sperm that we've seen on this website. Yeah.

Spam is one that you'd mention earlier that you searched that would have never even cross my name. No. I searched SPRM. My favorite one is Spreem. S-R-E-A-M. Spring is really good. Spream is good.

But spam, yeah. After I saw that, I think I asked you in here, I was like, have we done spam before? I just. And then I looked it up and we didn't. So I found all these ones for spam. Spam problem. I have liquid spam. And it is totally looks like a water without any color.

Can you please tell me the solution? It is a solution. Yeah. Yeah. The spam solution. I have liquid spam. It is totally looks like a water. That is totally looks like a water.

Liquid spam sounds delicious. Trump too. Yeah. And it just totally looks like a water without any color. Without any color. Next one is, want to know about my spam. Want to know about my spam condition. Actually, I try for a father, but I think my spam like a water since the age of 15 is due.

15 teen is due masturbation. What can I do to get healthy my spam? He did he get my spam? Spam. Also, spam condition. Spam countition. What can I do to get he be my spam?

Spam condition. Also, something I love about this website is also everyone always, there's a million masturbation questions and everyone always mentions how long they've been masturbating in their life. It's always like, I've been masturbating since 2008. Is there anything that can be done at this point? It must be like the kind of thing where you need to tell your doctor when you lost your masturbation virginity.

Like that's always, people must be used to having that be their first question when it's like, my head hurts. Okay, when did you first jerk on? Oh, right, sorry, doctor. You know that would cure it. You know that would cure it actually. Well, if you haven't masturbated yet, the advice is break the spell. Break the spell. Jack off, cure your headache.

Next one is immediately spam out. I was calling it a spam out. Suddenly spam out when even inside vagina only fend out. five minute enjoy sex immediately during sex, kindly do needful helpful. Suddenly spam out is so good. Suddenly I spammed out. Suddenly spam out. I mean, my prescription for this would just be squeeze.

Yeah, squeeze the tip. Not the tip, because you're inside, so squeeze the base. Oh, okay. This is where people go wrong. Because people think that it's already locked and loaded, but it's not. It's not. My suggestion starts all the way up here. My suggestion for an uncirct person would be to,

pull out, right? Pull out. And then you take the skin, pull it all forward, then have a zip tie on hand and just yeah. But then at that point, you're going to create a balloon of spam out

into your foreskin. Then you go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom. Empty it out, wash it off, and then get back in. You're making a lot of normative judgments. Yes. I would say if you don't want to come,

do not eat food or drink. I want to come. Okay. But not early. No. If you want to last longer, I want to no water, no food,

deprive your, of the things that make spam. No, no sensory input. Liquid spam is made out of. You honestly want to probably detach parts of your brain from other parts of your nerves.

Yes, that would be a really good bit. That would literally stop you from spamming out. Burn your penis. Burn your penis. Burn everything. Burn your penis at the tip. That's our answer. Burn it all down.

Burn it all down. Burn it all down. Dr. Cain. Burn everything. We need to burn it all down and start fresh. Yeah. next one is poop with acidose

I think I just like the title of that 21,000 views the title of this one most of these have like 70 views so they're having 21,000 this one's crazy platinum problem on recto

all the doctors were sending it to each other be like yo what the fuck well they asked it again go to the next one that's the kind of shit doctor house would smell like acetone. Over the past few days,

my poo has had an acetone smell. Nail polish remover. Damn. Yeah. Nasty. Nasty smell. The idea of poop smelling like nail polish removal. Awful smell to have. Because it's more than a smell. It's a feeling. It's like chlorine. It burns your nostrils.

Oh, yeah. Next one. I think there's a few more. Poop doesn't smell great as it is. No. Oh, here it is. Eyes are burning. I use Coke a good bit. When I do it up one side of my nose, my eye burns and blood is coming out when I it. And then Dr. A.K. Goal says it contains calm and some chemicals.

This may cause problem. Please change your capital age habit to me. Like, yeah. Please change your habit. They're in back again. It contains calm. Coke contains calm. I guess so. I didn't know that. And some chemicals.

Yeah. And some some chemicals. When it's cut with calm. Yeah. And this is an ophthalmologist. I didn't even think. They may cause. They're just told me that cocaine contains calm. Yeah. The ophthalmologists are always doing that.

They're always saying stuff like, they may cause this problem. I'm better with a vision than I am with, you know, pieces of sand and particles hitting your eye and making it bleed. I'm more good about like if an H looks like an E. Yeah. But I can still help out of here. Yeah, COM is, he's trying to spell cocaine. He's blind. He's not a great ophthalmologist.

was trying to spell it. I think you have two more maybe. Oh yeah, cocaine for the first time. I'm 18 and snorted Coke and ate it. What should I do now to get rid of the dangerous effects? And Dr. Subod Balke says, take homeopathic treatment. What should I do now to get rid of the dangerous effects?

Likely thing for the homeopath to say. Yeah. Probably map that onto a keyboard macro. Yeah. Respond surgery. To 500 a day. Just take homeopathic medicine. Where do I get it?

Oh, you're in luck. From your boy. Well, you're in luck. It's everywhere. It's just water, bro. Try lying completely level. Yeah. Try drinking.

Have you heard of fighting necklaces? Wear one of those. What's that? That was the shit that baseball players would wear. It was like a thing that would... It was like a bracelet that had like a magnetic thing in it. Oh, that's like the sea sicknessness thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My grandma wears those. Yeah, I remember those. She wears those to drive. My grandma gets so car sick that she's driven a car and vomited from driving the car. Oh, my God. Yeah. She sits there. She's like, so she has to wear those.

That's called steering wheel sickness. Yes, it could be that. It happens from contact with steering wheels. Yeah. Thank you, Doctor. It's well known. Thanks, Doc. Yeah.

In my community. Of doctors. Did we finish it, Patrick's? I don't know. I think I have one more. Oh, oh, yeah. So this is when I looked up the word fairy. Uh-huh.

Which brought up some pretty interesting things where people were like, I want to know the best way to become fairy. I was fairy, but due to sun, my skin became dark, which Iure... Ayurveda. Ayurveda face wash cream is good. Okay, so it's like fairy, like fair. Yeah, fair skin, but everyone on here is asking, how do I become fairy? Next one.

Try a wish. Join skin dark. My hand skin at join became very black and thick. It looks very ugly. Please help me with this. What should I do? to get fairy hands. Fairy hands.

Ferry hands. My join skin. Hand skin at join. Yeah. Where on my hand is the joint? It must be the knuckles, right? It's got to be joint, but there's plenty of joints on your hand. Well, maybe all of them.

Every single one, you're losing your fairness. They don't have joints. No. Oh, really? They have, like, cartoon hands. Yeah, they're like octopi. Fairly odd parents. Yes.

They do not. They don't have joints. They don't have anything. Is that all of yours? Fairy? No, I think there's one more. Sunburned face black spot wasn't to make it fairer with any cream

without side effect. Want to remove black spots and want fairy skin back. Yeah, back. Yeah, I think that's the last one. The sun kills fairies. Nope. Skin is black.

My face skin is dull and black. I want to do fairy skin with glow. Glow. Want to do laser treatment on my face. Every time you look at this, you're like, are they talking about real fairies? I do. Glow?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I want to have a halo. Yeah. All right. All right. I think that's it. If it's not, you can just close that of my window.

Let's do mine. P. Practo, if you don't mind. Peep. Peepracto. Jubio. Jubio. Julio. Orange,

Jubio. I'm gonna Julio. They said this anywhere? I shared it. So you can do someone else's in the meantime if you get, but I shared it with podcast about list. You can do mine while you find it. Well, I asked Patrick if he saw it.

Um, I see you. I only see Patrick Gallup on the drive. Is it in the email? You shared with? Yeah, shared with. He shared it. Shared with you, dude. I just found a new thing.

Oh, interesting. Please. And he went dark. Here we go. I searched blast. Blast in head. Hi, doctors. While I was sleeping last night, I felt like something blasted in my head, like a bomb and thunder of light.

Can I know why this happened? I know the answer. Exploding head syndrome. It's called exploding head syndrome. Did we ever get a ruling on that? What's going on with that? That is basically called exploding head syndrome. Oh.

I told my girlfriend about exploding head syndrome. She was like, sometimes when I'm falling asleep, I hear a really loud noise and it startles the fuck out of me. I'm like, yeah, it's called exploding head syndrome. It's one of the most popular forms of sleep disorders. Really? It's a real thing. It's a sleep hallucination of the loudest noise you've ever heard.

I get fallingness. Yeah. I get walking off a Grand Canyon type. Those are called. Hypnic jerks. Really? Those are they hypnot. Hipnic just means the twilight of sleep.

Oh, okay. Or are they jerking? You're just jerk. You're a jerk. I know. I know. All right. I'll do my next unwanted pregnancy.

Should we take pill? During sex condom blast, and we don't, pregnancies. What should we do? And her sixth day of periods help. During sex condom blast? And we don't. And we don't. pregnancies.

What do you guys think? I mean, if your condom blasts, that's probably not a... It's probably what it's supposed to do. I think you could probably sue the manufacturer. Yeah, you can chew what... Then they have to take care of the kid. Yeah, yeah.

That feels like a bad, a bad condom. Condom companies should say, if condom blasts, it's our kid or your money back. Yeah. We'll raise your kid. We'll raise the kid. Six day of periods. What does this mean in this scenario?

I just don't know. Periods less the week. Her six day of when she thought she would have the period, maybe. And she doesn't have it. Because I was going to be like, yeah. It seems like...

I mean, although they do say they don't pregnancies. Right. Yeah. We don't. Oh, well, we don't... Oh, oh.

Yeah, they don't have... They're not pregnant. Yeah, I'm on the six of my period. They're not pregnant, but they're worried that they are... Like, are going to become. There are some posts on here that are basically celebrations. Yeah, right.

Everything's good. I don't have anything wrong. I thought I had something wrong. Something that I really... I was searching... You can't search like a long phrase in this... Yeah. But you can do it on Google if you, like,

cite practice. And the thing I really wanted to find is I was searched in quotes on Google just so you know. And there's only one of them, but it was like, just so you know I have a fever. I had a fever is so on practice. I wanted to see so many. Like, just so you know, I have one of the

most disappointing search results I've ever gotten today when I searched these, where I searched Werewolf and nothing came up. I've definitely searched Werewolf many times. We are always searching monster, beasts. Yeah. Yeah. I got some good animal ones. Yeah. I might have a good

animal one if we can go. I think I looked up like risotto on here one time. I just wanted to see what was there. Here's another blast. Rectal discharge. I was suffering with perenni, perian anal, perianal? Perianal. Parianal abscess. And suddenly it blasted and pus came out two week ago

and a cut was there. But now anal region is wet and smell also. So that's no good. We can just move along here. Urinating continuously. I feel urgent while walking. Sometimes I can't able to urinate. On that time my bladder feels like blasting. Sometimes I urinate continuously without stopping.

Without stopping. Yeah, that one doesn't make a lot of sense today. You have to stop. You got to be dry. You got to pee your whole body out. Stop. It's got to stop. If this patient came into my office,

I would go like this. Hey, stop. Stop peeing. Stop peeing. I've been peeing since yesterday. Knock it off. Just stop. Next, please.

Having fever cold cuff. Dear sir, he is sugar patient from 20 years in taking insulin and recently admitted for ston growth and putted stent, then blast after 15 days now. Facing unhealthy condition due to fever cold cuff. This guy's got like five maladies.

He's got sugar patient. Ston growth and puttidstead, then blast. I feel like being a sugar patient is not that. So I know what this means. I can translate this, which is he's a... Oh, put in a stent. Yeah, he's got a stent for a kidney stone

for stone growth and then blast the kidney stone into sand. And he's facing an unhealthy condition now because he has a fever cold cough. I love the word salad in these when it's not, when it's a bunch of funny sounding words that you don't. Yeah. Staun growth and putted stent then blast. Putted stent.

Putted stent. Putted stint. Jabba no putted stent. All right, we can move on from this one. Blood forced to left hand. I woke up screaming. It was like all blood of my. Bowday is going to come...

I got you a medello over here if you want one. I want to wait. Okay. All blood of my bow day is coming to... is going to come in my left hand, and it might force my hand to blast with the blood pressure. In few minutes, all become normal. It was really a very scary experience. Why that happa?

Could you please let me know? Or was it just an incident due to incorrect sleep position? Or is an indication of serious disease kindly guide? And now the doctor's advice is really good on this one. It's mysterious. Sorry about that. Anxiety. Seems Korean movie in front of everyone.

Consult super specialist. Okay. Oh, that's so, that's so general physician to say consult a super special. Here's my translation. Korean movie, parasite. Parasite. He's saying it's a parasitic infection. Yes.

Or, I was thinking the same. Or demon hunters, K-pop demon hunters. Seems demon. But in front of everyone. one, public. A pubic parasite. Pubic parasite. A pubic parasite. Okay, but a pubic parasite

didn't cause your hand to blast with blood. Who's the doctor here, bro? That's a good point. But what does it mean to say seems Korean movie in front of everyone? Seems parasite public, aka pubic. Seems like a pubic parasite. Yeah. Please consult a psychiatrist.

All right, let's move on from this one, please. Swollen fingered constant pain. Yesterday night, I was fighting as a joke with my friend who ended up blasting me into an open fist. My finger is swelling

with one blue-purplish, though not very obvious bruise just lower of my fingernail. The finger is not very mobile. Another bruise is on the inside of the palm in the middle of the finger. I'm imagining this being like a doctor strange like going and sucking him into his hand and

blasting me. I just love that. blasting me into an open fist. Who ended up blasting? It was all a joke until I got blasted into an open fist. This is how me and Pat fight. This is how me and Pat fight too. I was just doing like this kind of like, you know, you know, riling up

the dog. And then he blasted you into an open leg. And then he blasted my open shin with his big boot. I can't believe this is still I know. It hurt. It doesn't matter. I forgive him. Let's move on. That was two years ago. I have swalling in three fingers. I have swalling in three fingers and I can't feel anything on the

finger. I can't feel any cold or hot and I can't even feel if anyone toches my finger. Here's what my doctor's advice would be. So you can't feel if anyone touches your finger. Is that a problem? That's not a problem. Why do you care? Why do you want to feel someone to touching your finger? This feels like this is a secret superpower, become

finger man and you can solve everything with your finger. Fingerman's immune to finger with a single finger. I know how I'll stop you. I'll touch your finger. Go ahead. Go ahead. Do it now. Touch my finger. He doesn't feel a thing on his finger. he would ace the gomjabar. Yeah, what's that?

That's true. From Dune. Oh, God. Don't even worry about, dude. A lot of these also have to deal with the gomja bar. Okay, facing corn on all fingers of foot. My mother facing corn on all fingers of foot from last 15 days. That problem is unbearable.

So we want medicine for that, but not any surgery. Thanks. Facing corn is more, that's exciting to me. That's not a... Facing corn? Yeah. You want to be in front of a barrel of a corn on the cob. Or like, I faced it.

That whole corn to the face the cob. Oh, that's cool. That's like smoking weed. Yeah. Yeah. I faced a whole cop last night. Exactly. I think that's going to be.

Can we facing corn? Can we get that started? Facing a cob. Doing a whole dab of corn. Yeah. Yeah. Corn concentrate. Corns.

On all fingers. Corn syrup. Corn syrup is like a, it's like a dab oil. Yeah. Corn syrup. If you, if you want to film yourself, uh, doing corn syrup in a tap room.

Don't, no, do. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. No, because the corn syrup, the sugars are going to melt and then they're going to burn themselves. Then they'll be delicious.

Caramel. Okay. This is my new favorite thing is eaching instead of itching. Eaching enhanced fingers and legs. Enhanced fingers, Pam and legs. Fingers more itching, which creates wound. I am very troubled with this disease. Please help.

Deas. Deas. Deas. Enhan fingers. Pammin legs. legs, fingers more eaching. I liked that they said hand finger, because we've talked before about leg finger. Yeah.

Hand finger and leg finger. So when you have leg finger, you have to specify this. Yeah, it's like sweet potato fries and regular fries. You have to go, you need that extra word. Yeah. Dude, the other day I was at a street fair yesterday, I just walked, there was a street fair in Manhattan. I just walked through it and I saw there was a stand and there was a guy

and he was going, French fries, hey, come try French fries. And I was looking and they were not French fries. There was some kind of strange vegetables. vegetable style thing that was an odd color. And I knew it was a complete thing where you go like, hey man, what the hell? And he goes, actually, these French fries are made like this, but they taste just as good.

Fuck off. So, bad. Fuck off. He was yelling French fries. And I saw those weird things. Because you hear French fries, you beeline to that booth.

Because, like, you have to say what they are. Yeah. He's tricking. He's tricking. He's tricking at the... Can I convince you to try something I made? It's horrible. It's horrible.

That just happened on the street. What did you say? I said no. He was like, that's fine. He was like, can I convince you to try something? You didn't even ask like, what is it? No, it was Baklava. Oh, that's good.

No, I just didn't want it. It wasn't free. It wasn't free. Oh, no. Try is a misleading. Yeah, that is there. It wasn't free. Okay, blackness and itching on legs fingers.

My legs fingers are getting black day by day and they itches so much. I have tried many home made DIY, but nothing helped. What do you guys think? Yeah, try more. Yeah. You just try it. Hey, keep trying.

Yeah. They're trying as you may. Exactly. Keep it up. If your leg fingers get black and itchy day by day. Fall down seven times, stand up eight. Yes. Oh, I love that.

Yeah, it's always the last place you look. Exactly. It's always the last homemade DIY you try. Yeah. I say that to all everybody. Doctors should always be saying it's not the end of the world. Yeah. Hey, it's not a big deal.

Wait, say that quote again. Just try. Fall down seven times. Stand up eight. Just like the doctors that recommend things. Mm-hmm. Seven out of eight doctors recommend. Oh, nice, Pat.

Wow. Wow. Seven out of eight doctors recommend standing back up. A lot of doctors should not recommend falling down. Yeah. I don't know why they even publicize if it's not 100% of doctors. Yeah. Yeah.

Nine out of ten doctors agree. This is the best toothpaste. That one other dentist. Because I only like one in ten dentists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like zero out of ten dentists.

I only see one out of ten million dentists. Yeah. I've only seen one dentist. That's not true. This is vehicle smock stuck in my throat. Yesterday I was in huge traffic jam. Smocks calming out from all the vehicle, went inside my throat, and causing infection, it seems. So Matthew Golden.

Throaty. And causing infection, it seems. It feels like something stucked inside my throat. Could you help me on this? Try a cough. No, yeah. No, we're not going to help. You can't help you that.

That's not a medical malady. You can talk to the highway. Talk to Ford. Yeah, talk to Ford Motors. Yeah. Be like, hey, I got your dust stock in my throat. Yeah, next please. Tart our teeth.

Hi, doctor. My husband has a tartar teeth as he was a chain smocker. When we kiss, smooch each other. Will I get infection or any other health issues in the future? Oh, this just made me remember one that I didn't put in. I just have to say it right now because it just jumped into my head, which is it one where someone was worried that there was a guy with Vidaligo who spit on the street and he was near it.

He was like, will I catch Vidalico? I was like, that's kind of fucked up. I might not put that in, but I just remembered it. That's awesome. I don't want to get spots. He has spots disease. All right. Moving on to the next.

Health is spoil. My semen has continued disbalance. My sperm is very weak. Sexually default. When I had thought any lady body than sperm is out of body by penis. That's what you want it to be out of. Yeah, via penis. When I thought any lady body. You don't want to come out of your finger. It's actually default. So just sexually default. Baseline. Yeah. I like the sort of penis body

duality that they established. The penis is something separate. Yes, they're rivals. The sperm leaves your body into the penis. Yeah. And then shoots into the couch. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I imagine that for a while, cavemen, like, when they first discovered that semen came out of the penis, they were like, damn, I guess when I'm sleeping, my penis eats semen and then it throws it up later on. That really would have thrown me for a loop if I was a caveman. Yeah. If I didn't know anything about what that was, that would be very, very difficult to navigate. Totally.

Yeah. And I think, like, you know, they talk about like, oh, who's the first guy to drink milk out of a cow's udder or heated egg out of a chicken? Who's the first guy that pulled out was like, wait, this is... Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this? Yeah. What am I doing? The guy who first pulled out was just... just like, he was definitely not thinking,

I don't want to get this chick pregnant. He was just like. He was crazy. The first guy of pullout was truly the choker. He was like, he said sometimes it's about sending a message. You know that as soon as, you know that the pullout man of it was invented before cave painting.

He was like, wait, we can paint. We can do it on the tummy of the wall. I thought that he would be like a scientist. Like nobody had ever done it before. He was a whole crazy guy. Yeah.

He was literally the joke. It's not about getting pregnant. He figured out that he figured out that that's like what comes out because he was like fucking a dead animal. Yeah, he didn't want the animal to get pregnant. He didn't want to get a corpse baby.

There was a hole that he made. That's how much of a sick psycho he was. He made a hole in a hole in a animal. What's wrong with you? That's not the Joker. The Joker doesn't fuck. Yeah, yeah. No, there's not a villain.

He wouldn't. that does that. Absolute Joker. If the Joker did, if the Joker did fuck dead animals, he would not in it. He would pull out. He would pull out as a joke. I can't think of one character in anything that would fuck a hole in a dead animal. No, no, absolute Joker.

That's horrible. And a woolly mammoth. The Hulk, but that's because he's a moron. Carnage. For when he's green. Carnage wouldn't even do that. When the Hulk turns back into Bruce Banner after fucking a corpse, he goes, what have I done? Because he's a doctor in real life.

Yeah. But he nuts as the Hulk. He turns all the green. It comes out all green and he becomes sheet white. The Hulk always turns back into Bruce Banner once he comes. That's the glitch. That's the hack to turn back into Bruce. This one is called Ichie Sticky Dendriff.

It reminds me of Dr. Seuss. Having white residue stick all overhead. Too much itchy. Hair almost going. Eaching is sometimes too much that it doesn't let me focus on work. No matter what I do, this white sticky dendruff is always sometimes. it automatically gone. I have vitamin D and B12

deficiency, so I'm taking one or getting multivitamin supplements every day. Wash, hair, thrice with coltar and Sally Cylix Shea and Pooh. It's still no permanent solution. I love automatic. Automatically. That's a classic.

That's a great word. That's psoriasis. Oh, yeah. Lessinger will be automatically crushed. Yeah. All right. That's just itchy sticky dendron. Yeah, that's psoriasis.

This man has to go to it. You might have cradle cap, my friend. What's the next one, please? Having problem of red bulbous of water on. Hi, my kid is of two years old, and he is having a problem of red skin and watery bulbous of water on his feet sideways. He has always feels itchy during night. Watery bulbous of water. Watery bulbous of water.

That's a Captain Beefart lyric. This one I'm really trying to figure out. Watery bulbous of water. I guess they're saying that he has some kind of, some kind of. He's like a boil or something. It's a problem. It's a blister. Watery is a big blister.

He moves it around. I mean, but when a two-year-old is that small, and you can see the water swishing around in his boil, it must be huge. A watery bulbous of water. He's got a whole... He's got like a crystal ball of an ocean. I just remember we knew this kid in elementary school who had like a huge boil like next to his ear. A bulbous.

A bulbous boil next to his ear and that was his thing kids would go up and flicking. Jesus. I wouldn't touch that shit. No, I might catch it. It wasn't even that big of a boil. He never got it removed, but it was just like right there. And it was like up to maybe like the joint in my finger. Like that's how big it was.

That's a big boil. Kids would go up. I saw a head boil at the gym. Whoa. I saw it too. And it made me think like, damn, boils in the gym. That's a whole vibe that I'm going to have to start getting used to. Yeah.

And hair situations. People show a lot of themselves. People do strange things. Yeah. People do strange things. I'm just getting used to it. Broil. Actually, I'll be totally body positive.

but I'm like getting over the final hump. Because that's because every other body thing at the gym you're there to fix it. Exactly. But a boil. Boil you can't fix. You're not doing boil curls. The concrete bottom.

As a doctor, boils are unfixable. Yes. Have you seen that video? We're still struggling with that. Have you seen that video that guy is like a sleep on a couch? Yes. A kid comes up to. Hey, they got boiled bubble cups.

Yes. That is a great, great video. Boiled. Broiled. They got boiled bubble. bubble go up in there. Do you want to? Sure. Let's hit the next one here. Girl is ready for sex, my pennies.

Before sex sperm is leaked why and my pinneys is not ready after blowjob and it's only ready to do sex and while sex my pinnies outer cover is not pill off. It's here to pill off my outer scine of pinneys and its pain. And it's pain. If you guys were genuinely a doctor,

do you heard that? What do you focus on first. I think he buried the lead. I think pain is all. You always start with pain. Just say you have pain. As a doctor of pain. Yeah.

I'll give you fentany. Yeah. I don't need to hear about your pennies. You are just, we're going to put you out of your misery. You're disgusting. I really like pill off my cover. Yeah. Pill off my outer scine.

Pinies, I'd be like, oh, a fellow lax bro. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, shirts versus four skins. Where do you play lacrosse? I'm trying to join it. The adult league. Versus outer covers.

All right, we can move on. Thank you for this. Sexology, Doc. I've smooched and suck the breast of married woman. It's there any risk? Please do ends confused, but we didn't intimate or and not done any kind of blow job or linking. That'll protest too much.

Yeah, literally, please do. And we didn't intimate or had not done any kind of blow job or licking. Nothing like that. just sucked on some titties? That's licking. A married woman. That's kind of licking. That's licking.

This is a brag because the doctor does not impact the health. Right. This is he wants everyone on track. You're getting us into your business. As a doctor, I'd look at him and I'd say, sucking's got some licking in there. I mean, and this is a line I use as a doctor all the time. I say, hey, buddy, TMI.

Your business is your business. Okay. Check that shit at the door. We don't talk about that. No, no. Please spare me. All right, we can rapid fire the next few if you don't mind. Guilty in plaque, just on the eye.

Already operated, but again, pain, start and kind of swell on the eye. Please give it suggestion what can be done now. What do you guys think, guilty in plaque? Guilty in plaque. I don't know. Guilty in plaque. That's just a riddle for you. Guilty in plaque.

Guilty in plaque. Next one, please. Already operated. Next one. That's the last one. Great. Talk about a speed round. That's an amazing speed round.

That's a really good speed round. I'm talking about a speed round. Another riddle that I actually ended up solving. I didn't put this one in because I solved it. But it was someone was talking about they were suffering from WAM thing. W-A-M-T-H-I-N-G. It has to be something. Can you guys solve this?

It's not something. Well, no, I solved it from the doctor's results. Wham thing from what I know probably is homosexuality. Nope. Which is what the Wham Thing George Michael was suffering from. Wham Thing. Wham Thing, guys, is an Indian person phonetically spelling vomiting. Oh, wow.

Vomiting. Oh, wow. Wham thing. Wham thing? Isn't that crazy? WAMT, H-I-N-G. Yep. Vomiting.

Oh, that's pretty good. Isn't that pretty interesting? That is interesting. Did you search Wham Thing for yours? No, I did not search WAMT. I think that was the only WAM thing one. But it was because I found that. on something else.

Mentality problem. My mother has mentality problem in which her mental catches one point and continue around to that point. Totally true. She follows old tradition so much and thinks so deeply about any priceless point.

Her mental is very silent, less and unstable. Fuck her. Silent list. Silentless and unstable. Fuck her. So deeply about any priceless point. Yes.

A mentality problem is not solvable. No, no. No, no. You need a mentalist. And that's a magician. No, this is not, this is not, she's just wrong. Are you sure this isn't your mother-in-law? I mean, she sounds insufferable.

I think there is, I think a doctor replied to this if you hit the next one. I think your mother is very old. You have to live by it. Next steps, try to divert yourself. Health tips, meditation. P.T. Sunderam is a good name. I totally agree. That's how you defeat your mother as you meditate.

You have to live by it. Sorry, mother, I'm used to silence. So this is all noise to me. You meditate, your, your mother comes over to you and is like, you need to like move all this stuff from like one room to the other years and they're going you just go, does anyone hear a mosquito? Yeah, I can't hear you.

Yeah. I can't hear you right now. All right. All right. All right. Uh, sexual mentality. As per child words, when he scratches his left arm,

his provokes him to have sex. What can be done to solve the problem? Please reply on very, very urgent basis now. This is happening right now. Whoa. This is right fucking now. So this is her,

I'm guessing somebody's son. Yeah, asked for male 12 years. Scratches his left arm and it provokes him to have sex. The urgency of this paints a scary picture. It seems like his penis is where his left arm should be. Maybe his penis is on his arm. That's what I'm getting.

I was scratching his penis. Even the most qualified doctor would say check his left arm for his penis. Hi, I suggest him to ignore this. Oh, wait a minute. Can you just leave the ball in the kids' court? Just ignore it. Just don't worry about it.

Yeah. Just ignore. All right. Feet fetishism and slave mentality. I always feel submissive against alpha personality boy. I want to be a slave of them. Humiliation feels me erection. What is this and how can I overcome from?

I like to defeat fetishism has not even touched on. It's just like, I just needed to get this in there. Let me just say right now, this is what I'm dealing with. Well, I think as soon as you're worshiping someone's feet, the idea of slave just enters her mind automatically. You can't be like, we're equals. I just happen to love you stepping on my tongue. Yes.

I think for male 31 years, I'm going to say, your first question, what is this? I think you know what it is. It's feet fetishism and slave mentality. I don't think I could say it any better than that. This one really didn't seem like something that I would ever bring to a doctor. No. This might be an ask Reddit kind of situation.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Can you imagine going into your doctor's office and telling your doctor like, I have a foot fetish and I like alpha. It's like, are you, you're dismissive against alpha personality? Your doctor asks you, are you sexually active and you respond with that? Well, it's a bit more complicated than that. I can imagine how horrible this is to like be in a room with a guy who's kind of alpha

and he's kind of like dominating the room and he's just like, the life of the party is like, hey guys, I feel like we should do some shots, huh? And everyone's like, oh, you're awesome. And then you're in the corner just like, I want him to step on me so bad. I want him to step on me. I want him to put his toes in my eye. Like, how do you get out of that? You know, here's how you do this, all right?

And alpha personality boy. So you want to, you, the alpha personality boy is like, guys, I want to start a conga line right now. Yeah. What you do. That's kitsy and fun. You roll yourself up in a carpet. And then you lay on the ground. So then everyone steps on you.

They're going to do it across a rolled up carpet. But you really just want the alpha personality. You just have to pretend to be a carpet long enough that they're like too focused in the conga line. Be genuine. Be forthcoming. Just go up to Alpha Personality Boy. when he is, you know, holding court just go up and be like, hey man,

can I be your slave? If you haven't tried that yet, you haven't exhausted all possibilities. He might be, you know, you don't know. You don't know. A great intro. After he makes a joke, right, just goes like, dude, you should step on me.

Dude, I want to be your slave. Dude, I want to be your slave right now. What were you going to say? A good opener even is like, is like, dude, I just got back from the doctor. I was talking about some stuff. Yeah. And then you say, I do, yeah, I want to be a slave.

Yeah. He told me I should be your slave. Yeah. My doctor said, I should be. That is the prescription. Oh, yeah, yeah. Show up with a prescription. Try it.

Yeah, just try it. Try it. Try it. The prescription pad ready. Walk up. Yeah. Well, he's not going to be able to damn read it because of me and my friends are it's handwriting.

True. All right. Show me the next one. Fucking chicken scratch. Psychological advice. I am very risky situation now because my sexual mentality still now a gay. This is the. My attraction all goes to men.

I want to marry a girl. What can I do? There is something called the LGBT community that you can join. There's also something called the closet, and both would work. Just pop in the closet. You could be an out and about bisexual. But he wants to marry a girl. If you want to marry a girl, use the closet.

He's not a bisexual. All his attraction goes to men. He wants to marry a girl. It's called the Kinsey Scale. No, that's what the closet is for. The closet is so you can marry a girl. And then in your downtime, fuck a guy. Here's the thing.

Find a girl who you... Fuck her like a guy. Find a girl that you think is evil. Yeah. She's not a good person. She can get divorced. Because you are, because then it's okay if you ruin her life. By marrying her without any attraction.

Eva Braun. Erica Kirk. Find, yeah, exactly. Some kind of awful fashion. woman and marry her and keep your attraction on man. Or if you're a fascist, find it. And then you can even wipe it comes out. You can be like, I did this on purpose.

Like I am like, I'm a warrior. Yeah. Gotcha. Just kidding. All right. Next. That's a scenario. Constant spermiation.

Supermination. White substance out through urine and sometimes own, I don't have this mentality, but this happens to. What? Permeation. Supermination. I was like, that's a new one. That's also good.

That's like spate. He's saying sometimes white substance comes out through urine generally, but sometimes it comes out of my own urine. I've noticed this happens in reality. Sometimes it even happens to me. I don't even have this mentality, but it does happen. All right, go next. That's awesome.

You should always preface this to your doctors. You should say, I've noticed that sometimes people have suicidal thoughts. Even I do sometimes. Constant memory loss. Sir, al-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Sir, I am very upset because since last few days I face a problem. Sir, my mentality gradually decrease. Sir, I forget names of persons, even forget the persons. Sir, I forget many things, even those things which I've done recently.

When I talk during my talk, I forget what I wanted to say. Pleas, sir, help me in that. Can I say this is button-coded? I don't know if you guys have read the novella by F. Scott. I'm planning on it. But I think it ends with Benjamin Button, instead of him like, die. naturally, he fades out of existence. Like, the reverse

birth is that he just like, he glitches out of existence. I wish I didn't know that, but that's cool. I'm sorry to spoil it, but I think that these are probably the last few thoughts. I haven't read it either, but these are probably the last few thoughts that are you saying. Benjamin Button, word of caliber.

This is Harry Cage. This is Mary Cajum. Sir, my mentality, graduate degree. Asalam ala. I'm welcome, sir. When I talk during. When I talk during my talk, I forget what I wanted to say. Pleas.

During my talk. Ted talks. I forget many things. Vampire teeth. I have a vampire tooth problem and also one of my tooth is on another tooth because my milk tooth did not shed. What is the treatment duration and cost? I love milk tooth.

Garlic. What is a milk tooth? That's a baby tooth. That's a real. Like, you know, the baby drinks milk and the teeth are small? No. I've never had a baby. Baby drank teeth.

Caleb was born with a full set of adults. I had pulled like Jonah Hill in that one movie. Yeah. Yeah. Go next. You need to get that milk tooth extracted. Visit an orthodontas so that your vampire tooth can be straightened out. You know what that just hates saying vampire tooth.

You would call it a vampire. Let me dumb it down for you. Your vampire tooth needs to be extracted. Straightened out. All right, go next. Hi, Doc. need a change. I would like to change my teeth like a vampire. One, is there

any ways to make a vampire gang? Is there any ways to have a vampire I mean, yeah, I can think of a couple ways. Yeah, yeah. Here's what you definitely have the first step, right? I mean, you're on the money. Change your teeth like a vampire. First step. Yeah. Second step, maybe a poster. Craigslist is a great place to

invitation. Looking for tips to comfortably sleep in a coffin. and also searching for alleys to lurk around. Yeah. Exactly. Sure, I'll help out. Next. Constant pregnancy.

I'm 24 year old girl. I want to know that what is symptoms of pregnancy or what is the pain of a woman in the urine while doing the vampire? Doing the vampire. That's what I'm really trying. Oh, is that a sex position? The vampire? Let's look it up.

The vampire sex position. Maybe the vampire. I got it. Let's see. vampire or you can search it too Julio so we can all see it. The vampire is the thriller dance. Vampire sex position. V is

for vampire, a deep AF Halloween themed sex position. Oh. What do you do? This is missionary. It's missionary with two girls? This is missionary with legs in the air. Atheistic missionary. This is, yep, this is what I'm looking at. The vampire?

Okay. Wow, we should do this website at some point. The backben boss. Sexyland.com dot a.u. The wheelbarrel world The couch crush If you're looking to turn your living room into the main event The couch crush I'm bookmarking this right now

I really want to see what the couch crush is Vampire Is this? Is this a It's like much of a couch? Yeah I yeah The wheelbarrow world

Is this like a website of like user submitted sexual positions? Wow, let's call them Yeah we're here We'll put a bookmark in this Yeah, okay. Let's call them right now. I think we should, but maybe on a next episode.

Yeah. We'll come back to this for sure. All right, next slide. I want to stop growing. Please help me. Now I am 18 years old. My height is 6-1 and my father 5-11 and my mom is 5-5. I want to stop growing. Please help me, sir. Have you ever heard of anybody saying I want to not be taller? Yeah. Just because my dad is shorter than me?

Yeah. I can imagine it being Freudianly disconcerting when you're, You're mugging your dad. It's dangerous. It's deeply dangerous. All right, go next. Eye power checking. Will chicken reduce the eye power

when we're watching mobile phone or television? If I'm a doctor, I don't even know where I fucking start here. It will, depending on how good the chicken is. Will chicken reduce the eye power? I actually have one that's the exact opposite of this. And you'll see it.

Yeah, you'll see. A very similar. The chicken can make you better. Chicken will reduce the eye power because you're going to be sitting there just going you're not going to be looking at the screen. All right, I think I just have a couple more here. Found a spider in milk.

I drank a full glass of milk in which there was a spider. There is nothing to be afraid of. Oh, well, your problem is self. There is nothing to be afraid of. Your problem is self. I like that as sort of your doctor asks you if you smoke or drink and you're like, yeah, on weekends. Do you ever eat spiders?

Yeah, what time I drink milk goes to fire in him. There's nothing to be afraid of in this. Spider milk. It's spider milk. Yeah. I don't you say anything, Doc. I know my limits. Whether I have AIDS or not,

one day I drink a cool drink with two straws, along with the person having AIDS. Tell me whether AIDS will transmit through such act. A cool drink. Quantum AIDS. Can it travel through two straws? It actually, it gestates in cool water.

And then do I have any more, Julio? I feel like, I thought this is, oh yeah. Should I go to cousin's sister wedding? Tomorrow is my cousin's sister wedding. Should I go?

because whenever I see girls, my private parts automatically gets hard. So I think it happened because of cousin's sister is I am right. Yes. Automatically, again, is like the best. If you say automatically to a doctor, he has to agree. Yeah. Because that's very fast. For anything biological, that's very fast.

If you say automatically, is that gross? Automatically? Whoa. Are you serious? All right. When I see a woman, I, when I see, period, women I am attracted to thy. When I see, period. women, I am attracted to their chest part. How to stop seeing that part.

Also always same thought comes how to overcome from that thinking. Puddy, it's impossible. Yeah, there's no hiding it. Buddy, it's not going to stop. That's it. Unless you can become gay. That's what I got. That's a good list.

Julio, I'm going to share my screen. That's wise. Oh, that's wise. That's quite wise. Oh, backroom's YouTube playlist spotted. Dude, I was watching them because I saw the movie. Let me see if this actually... Backroom's head.

Dude, I never watched it before yesterday. Yeah, right, Cameron. You were a day one backroom's head, Cameron. I wish I was, but I could find it. That is almost reminiscent of being a liminal backroom. It's a cockpit. Can I say something? I probably said the word...

I saw the movie Backrooms yesterday. Yeah. And I probably said the word backrooms, not exaggerating at least 200 times since then. Just because to my Wi-Fi, I would, every time the commercial came on, I said, this is the backrooms. I said, when we were, when we were making dinner, I said, this is like the backrooms. You were making dinner? There's something broke in my brain.

Yeah. And I wasn't doing it as a joke. I genuinely, we're backrooms is not a very good word, I would say. Can I say that, uh, backrooms is not, it's not a good name for a movie. Sorry. I was going to say that there are backrooms ingredients. And I would say that the two number one backrooms ingredients are, oregano and paprika. What do you guys think of that?

Those are extremely common. I think the backrooms is salt. Yeah. You think salt is backrooms? Yeah, dude. What about time, powdered time? Time. Powdered time, I would say, fresh time, no. No, fresh time isn't backrooms. Honestly, backrooms is cosmic brownie. Yeah. That's not a salt. Yeah. Backrooms is definitely I'm changing my answer. Yeah. I agree that backrooms is cosmic brown. I'm trying to think of things that are in your spice cabinet, but it doesn't matter. Let's move on. Fuck me, right? That's a really hard one to get. Sorry, man.

Which spices are like the back. Which spices are at home? I tried my best. I try my best. You're right, Caleb. It's impossible. Sumac. We'll cook on it. We'll come back.

Tumric and sumac. Spit while dreaming. Today I have dream in a scene I spit and wake up. I saw I really about to spit. Is it a deceased or anything else? Kindly suggest me the remedy? What?

So they were in a dream. They were about to spit and they woke out. I was really about to spit. I was really about to spit. I was really about to spit. I was really. about to spit. This is not, this would not make it

onto my list of symptoms that I bring to the daughter. Yeah. I was really, I think they might mean vomit. Oh. I'm realizing that this very second. Even that, I don't know that I would,

are I really about to spit? I really, right. God, I woke up. Uh, might swallowed sand crystal size glass. I think I might have eaten a sand crystal size glass, but not sure.

It was dinner. I don't have, it was dinner. I don't have any symptoms of painted my abdomen yet and stool was clean too. After that, I've eaten two oranges, one apple, one pair. What to do? I know. That really made me

a monster to specify the amounts of types of fruit. Damn, I'm hungry. Yeah. Dinner is a sand crystal size glass. You're going to get a little a few fruits after that. How big is a sand crystal? And your dinner, son. And then you open up the, what is it? Silver Dome. It's called the

Cloche. It is? Yeah. You open up the cloche. Anyway, move on. We looked it up one time on an episode. COVID vaccination. Can I masturbate on the day I took my vaccine? If I did, will it affect the vaccine efficacy? As I could not find a crystal clear answer. Is there any relation? And the Dr. Priyanka said yes, which I like this because he's still, there's still not a crystal clear answer. Yeah. This could be yes, you can masturbate or yes, there is a relation. Which there is. There is a deep relation. It goes directly into your nutsack. What does it mean on this person's thing I just saw? It says 10 years experience, Poon. That's where they're from. That's a place in India. Yeah.

That's a cool place name. Yeah. Can you get cut from elephant trunk? Can you get a cut from elephant trunk while feeding them? I mean, can elephant trunk cause any type of wound? Yeah, I can think of a couple that it can cause. I had a lot of animal searches. Movie during pregnancy.

I am 19 weeks pregnant. Yesterday I have watched Animal Adventures movie in which tigers were roaring in some of the scenes. I remember this. Will those sounds affect the baby inside? Please reply. I think we did one of these that was well horror movies. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah, you're right.

It's a different one. This is Animal Adventures movie in which tigers were roaring in some of the scenes. It depends on how afraid you are of tigers. But I didn't put it in, but the doctor was like, yes. Really? This will affect your baby. Damn.

It's true. Babies know what tigers are even inside. It's scary. I mean, that makes more sense to me than a horror movie affecting. Right. Hearing a tiger roar. Babies aren't intrinsically scared of scream. demons or ghosts, but tigers, yes.

Do I need any injection in this case? Today, while I was in zoo, one Leopold and Jaguar roar, and I have anxiety, so I think some drop of his saliva drop on my lips. And after that, I eat food. In January, I took one tetanus in 20 to 25 days ago. I took two booster dose anti-rabies for dog bites. So do I need any other vaccine? Yes, you need a leopard vest.

What kind of a fucking zoos do they have where a leopard roar can get onto your lips? This guy definitely had sex with a leopard. he was like it was at a zoo and he roared so loud this is like that fortunate thing where it's like a raw chicken fell off the counter and accidentally hit my penis

on the way to the floor and I have anxiety which is which is important don't don't ask too much because I'm going to have a panic attack I have anxiety so I think some drop

fear of lizard I have a lot of lizard ones fear of lizard I am highly vulnerable to lizards Whenever I look at them, it spoils my day, my mood. As a doctor, I don't know what I would say. I am highly vulnerable to lizard. That's a JRP.

You know what I would say? You know what I say is go watch Rango. Yeah. That'll change it. That'll fix it. That'll be a funny one. Yeah, that's like a fallout three perk. Because like, you deal double damage to anything but a lizard.

You're a frame of lizards. Highly vulnerable to lizards. A lizard in my food. Accidentally, a lizard went inside my oven and I microwaved my food. and I microwaved my food without knowing it. A small part of food was tasted even. The lizard was dead due to being heaten inside the microwave. Is it safe to eat the food now?

As it is known that heating kills all bacteria and viruses. And the tasted food. Wasn't harmful. And by the way, the tasted food. And it is known that heating kills all bacteria and viruses. I love that he takes the, it's like when reporters talk about like Israel in an article, a small part of food was tasted.

Not by me. Not by me. Was tasted even. And what about the tasted food? And even the lizard was dead due to being heat mined. Not I killed the lizard. I killed a lizard and ate it. You think the fucking doctor's going to call the cops on you because you ate a lizard.

You don't know the law over there. Yeah. We don't know the law. There could be a law. There could be protections around. And then on the other side of the lizard consumption. coin. I think I swallowed a small lizard. Nice. I am scared that I

swallowed small house lizard. I keep my bottle on ground and it has no cap. A small lizard has been roaming in my room and bathroom since many days. Tonight when I drank water, I felt as if I gulp something that struck my throat. I immediately thought, it's that lizard. After that, I am having anxiety attacks,

feeling acidity, hot, etc. Please suggest what to do, though it is unlikely that the small lizard could have crawled the ground and reached from my bottle. This is so real. This is so If you saw a lizard crawling around your house and you drank a cup of water. That's that lizard. It's not that I took a big gulp and all the water.

It's not that I took a huge gulp and the water's just kind of sitting there before it goes there. Like not that. It's a full lizard in there. Put a cap on your bottle. But you wouldn't think it's that lizard unless it's because a lizard is so specific. Oh, it's that.

Oh, it's that fucking lizard. Oh, it's that lizard. Oh, it's that lizard. Lizard pee on my son You got rashes in your eye, mouth, and forehead What to apply, please help Yeah, I mean this one really is just lizard pee on my son's face He told me it's painting, so we applied

Please help suggest any ointment He told me it hurts So I have to do my diligence here How does a lizard pee on your son's face Ha ha! Yeah, put the lizard on your son's face And it's yeah It was supposed to be a simple prank

I'm very short temper. I'm housewife, but my behavior for my husband and our family is not good. I always thought negative. I feel bits to anyone.

I abuse my husband. Very dirty language. I get a afraid of injection, lizard. I like to shout, screen, yell unnecessary. I get a afraid of injection, lizard.

The two example list is so funny. I'm a psycho. I'm afraid of injections. I love my behavior for my husband and our family. is not good. What's a matter, Batman? Are you mad that I'm afraid of a lizard?

Of injection? A lizard? Joker, it's time for your lizard. Joker. Or they're saying this too, a lizard. I get afraid of injection, lizard. Yeah, maybe that's a friend that's a lizard. Or Dr. Lizard, maybe.

Maybe that's who this is, who's presented to Dr. Lzardt. I like to shout, screen, yell, unnecessary. If you like it, don't bother. Yeah. Hey, if it's not broke. don't fix it.

Exactly. What you like. That's my advice. Yell and abuse your husband. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah. Monkey. Monkey.

Monkey. Ask for mail. 21 years. A monkey went close by me. Will it affect my fertility. Yes. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Many, many, many, many, does.

Americans need to be asking these questions. We just are lucky enough to not live around. Yeah. Monkey. Yeah. Well, it's good that we are supplying these questions. to the American people because I think most Americans would not even think of any of this stuff.

I also only just realized now this is a male that's asking you, not a female. So he's worried that a monkey being close by him is going to lower his sperm count. Through alpha dogging. The monkey is more free than the human. It's very interesting. I don't know. Wait, that's why American... I would, if someone, if I was a doctor,

or I mean, I'm a doctor, and somebody came and comes in and is like, a monkey went close by me, will it affect my fertility? I'd be like, why, like, can you tell me what... What do you think? What do you think in an area? happened. Like what? Yeah.

I would be like, what. What? What? What? What? Yeah. Excuse me.

Um, spit problem. Hi, sir slash madam. I'm facing problem with spit. It was automatically generating as expectaly when walk up and when smell is around us. Please give me suggestion. I did a lot of spit ones to throat. Gummy formation. Gummy formation inside throat.

For that I have to repeated spit out forcible. It is such gummy type. I can't swallow it inside. and coughing also. It is affecting my digestion also. It is such gummy type. I can't swallow it inside. And then this one,

spitting, I think this is probably all the same person. Yes. Spitting. I'm suffering, spitting too much. I'm suffering,

spitting too much. I'm suffering, spitting too much. I'm suffering spitting too much. Problem. Reason. Spittings. I'm suffering, spitting too much.

Problem. anti-specialist. I'm suffering spitting too much problem. Anti-specialist. Spitting. Why spitting too much

automatically generated? What reason? Please tell me solid suggest. I would suggest sunflower seeds. That's good. And these are just a few of this person said this many, many times. Swallow your spit. Yeah, just swallow. Try swallow it.

If you're spitting so much, get some friggin' sunflower seeds, some frigging... Yeah, ours stop spitting. Yeah, become a competitive spitter. Yeah, I think I talked about this once, but when I was a kid and I used to go on Snopes or something similar to Snopes, saw something about people who claim to have seen the predator in real life. Yeah. And one woman from like Ohio reported that she saw the predator spit a jet of water at a monkey in a tree.

I believed every second of that. I was like, Predator's real. He goes to Ohio. Monkeys live in Ohio and predator shoots water out of his mouth and hits a monkey. You know, you know, Skinwalker Ranch? Yeah. That's one of the big things in Skinwalker. I read a book about it and they're like, yeah, we saw the predator from predator.

It's in the book. They're like, we saw a thing. It was cloaked and it looked exactly like the predator. When I was a kid, I wanted to see the predator so bad, so I just believed anything I read about it. Foda at toilet point. I just really love toilet points. What is a photo?

A photo is a boil. I looked this up. I got a photo near my toilet point in the last 20 to 25 days. Sometimes it erupts and pinch, PL advised. Toilet point. I looked at many people have used the phrase toilet point. Yeah. They say this.

And I assume it means but. Toilet point. No way. But. Toilet Point. My toilet point. That's like a mountain that like John Cusack skis down in a teen movie from the 80s. Toilet Point.

Black Diamond, toilet point point. You're going up on toilet point, Meyer. Good luck. Yeah, and better off dead. Pointed finger syndrome. My little sister masturbates when she sees a pointed finger. She screams with agony and masturbates. I am disappointed.

This is one of the best ones we've ever done. My little sister masturbates. masturbates when she sees a pointed finger. She screams in agony and masturbates. I am disappointed. This is the best guy walks into a bar joke that you could ever do. And the little sister is 43 years old, according to the question. I would hope so.

You guys have to, we have to do like a fud, but we're doing the most joke-like practos instead of stand. Oh, find ones that fit that haven't set up on you. My little sister masturbates. Yeah. When she sees a pointed finger. Yeah. She screams and agonement.

Agony and masturbates. Perfect tag. Yeah. Call me. Disappointed. This is a warming dictator. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I could totally see. Yeah. Pointed finger syndrome. Um, bubble under belly button. Bubble. Hello, doctors.

I am attaching the image, which I captured this morning. I am unable to get to know what this is. What is this? So what I, bubble under belly button is funny, but really caught me here is I am unable to get to know what is this. Yeah. It's a, it's a privilege to know. I wish we can see the pictures.

Yeah. I know. You can't see the pictures. I think these are like private questions that get posted. Yeah. Bubble under belly button. I actually found this one not by searching bubble. Really?

I search capture. Well, we've done every bubble. Yeah, we really have a bubble in my bump. How to Entertainment, my baby. My baby is 14 weeks old. She don't see any toys. What I do to entertain her. She don't slending or growling yet.

I feed her lactogen. She don't slend. She's a question. question from 200 years in the future. She don't sling. Of course I give her lactogen. She don't slending or growling yet. She's not slinging or growling.

Oh, your baby should be slending by year two and growling by year three. I feed her lactogen. Lactogen. Lactogen. A billion dollars plan. Hi, I'm a business tycoon. We're a big plan which may turn this slumdog

to billionaire, but I can't execute it. Mentally depressed and physically, too. Need a special treatment where I can focus. with energy and execute it and be a successful businessman. Do give me the best treatment where I can recover as fast as I can. I have an idea that this is the... Water skiing. Yeah, go water skiing.

I have an idea that this is the... 10 years ago in India, this was the equivalent of doing a prank call. Yes. You go to Practo and you say, I'm going to say that I'm a billionaire, or I'm an aspiring billionaire and I'll troll the doctor. What do you guys think? Do give me... Hey, doctor, do give me the best treatment.

If he answers, we will get money. We are planning for a bubby. This one's really just the subject line for me. We are planning for a bubby. Biconic. What can I do to conceive? We are planning for a bubby. Neme steam and gargley.

Meme steam and gargge. Gargle. Garg. Garlge. Neme steam and garlge. can we take steam of water boiled with Neme and also can we take Garlge of Neme water as a prevention of COVID-19?

Holy shit. Neem and garlge. Yeah, that works. And also can we take Garlge of Neme water? Garlge of Neme water. Would you take Garlge of Neme water? Yeah. To prevent COVID-19.

Marge. I want Neme water. Gorge. Gorge. I want Neme water. I was in Vancouver. I ordered something called Bird's Nest. Do you guys know what birds nests is?

Never heard of us. They have them at Trader Joe's. Like an Indian food type thing? No, it's a Chinese delicacy. Oh, well? It's made from bird saliva. There's a bird called a swiftlet, and they build these structures out of swift-lit

and it has no calories. It has nothing. It's completely just bird spit, and you eat it like a cracker, but I ordered it in a soup, so it's just a soup with bird spit in the soup. And I was alone at a huge table at this really expensive restaurant because I had no idea much it would cost. I just looked up a nice place to get food. And I sat down and I ate just a tiny bowl of crab soup with bird spit in it and like every bite. It's just like stringy birds. And I looked like, why do people eat this? It's like, it's extremely expensive

because it's really hard to get the spit out of the birds. Of course. But many Chinese people believe that it has healing properties. So I really hope that that heals something. Yeah, it's always a healing. I drank a bowl bowl full of hot bird spit. Maybe you should try neem water. Yeah. Neem water. Now I've tried everything. Yeah.

Pain, pain, like nittle and pin. Pain, pain, like needle and pin. I have pain and penis like nittle or pin. When I press penis, sometimes same pain, feeling like pin or nittle. This is just good. That's about as classic as a practo. Yeah. I have pain and pain like nidus.

Like niddle or pin. When I press penis sometimes, same pain, feeling like pin or nittle. I love the idea of like this being a prank call now because it's like, yeah. This was like the lyrics to like a Cotny Joe type of stuff. I was singing that too. You can also really break this. Pain, pain, pain, man, like, man, pan. Pain, pain, idly.

You can really break this down. Like, I have pain and penis, like middle or pin. Pain. Pain and pain is like, when I press penis, sometimes pain. Sometimes same pain. Feeling like pin or knittle. Feeling like a pin or nittle.

Feeling like a pin or nittle. Pen or nittle. Pain, pain or nittle. Pain, pain, nidl and pan. Do not tell about motions. Okay. Okay, so motions is movements. Yeah, poops.

I see. Some of y'all don't tell about motion. Do not tell about motions. My four-year-old son do not inform about the motions. He will dirt the clothes, but don't bother to inform. His motions are not tight at all, and still he goes to bathroom two to four times. What should I do so that he starts telling? I tried to talk to him about it.

I scold him. He even hit him a few times. And still, no progress in telling. Please help. how he start telling me about it. He will dirt the clothes. He will dirt the clothes. Don't bother his fans.

Yeah. Derting the clothes is not. He stuck on the anal stage of Freudian developmental stages. Yeah. Suggestion. I am 30. Male, overweight, 102 kilograms with fatty liver, thyroid, uric acid, cholesterol, and started gym from past three days.

Already started dieting along with gym, but wanted to know if I want to eat in Restro, then should I eat Chinese items once in a month? Will it be okay for me or not? And if yes, then, what items? I would say chicken and broccoli. Yeah. I like that this guy, he doesn't even have an idea of what Chinese items. You think that it's like a euphemism for being like, but he's like,

he wants to try Chinese food. Yeah. Yeah. What should I have? He's looking for an order. It's a fat guy looking for an order. Yeah. What should I get?

What Chinese items should I get from a restaurant? Yeah, what's tasty? I love restro as restaurants. I want to eat at a restaurant. What's tasty? It's good. Will it be okay? And if so, what should I get?

Hey, Doc, what's good? Oh, you know what's good? Dumblings. Penis size in maximum India. Dear doctor, please tell me what is maximum length of Indian adult penis, top size of penis in India. He's going for the record. Skin babble is calming when eating green and babble is calming when eating green and babble is calming when eating green. And babble is calming when eating green.

What does this mean? Babel. What is babble? What is skin babble? Bumble. Skin bubble. is coming when eating green. What does that mean?

Skin bubble. I don't know. Skin bubble. Is it coming when eating cream? And bubble is coming when he's probably eating green while this is, while he's writing this. He probably is. And yep, it cuts.

And here we go again. And I'm going to take another bite. And yep, it's skin babble is coming. Body structure. Hello. I wanted to know what should be the body structure of a 31 year's old man. When is the proper time for lunch and dinner? What all food we can eat?

And what all we should avoid to have a healthy life? How frequently men and women should involved in a sexual activity. And what should we both eat or drink before the activity? What is the best pose of doing the sexual activity of you are doing it every day? And as well as doing one time on a monthly basis. So this guy thought he was getting charged per question, I feel like. He really was trying to pack him in there.

Yeah. As many questions as possible. This is how I sound when I talk about my sex life. After I got wet in the rain, the organ decayed. So please tell me a solution and tablets for the symptoms. The organ decayed. Yeah, doctors. testing the doctor.

He's like, so you tell me which organ, if you're so smart. After I got wet in the rain. Which one decays in rain? Bleeding, Willie. Respected, sir,

past few days I was beeping when passing my stool without pain and also worms in there. What can I do? Please answer as soon as possible. He really throws worms in there. And it's not that. And also worms in my chair.

I think that's why, yeah, that's why you're beeping. Yeah. You got to pass a worm here. Of course you're going to say they're swearing on the toilet. The body only beeps when there's a worm inside.

Yeah. sir, I have some query below. Sir, I have some query below. Are taking 10 selfies or photos per day can increase eyesight because I already have eyesight distance vision four points for both eyes. So this is kind of the opposite of your chicken well. Oh, yes. Can chicken decrease eyesight?

Yes. Maybe, but 10 selfies might increase it. Doubts regarding pop. My kid is five years old. On May 15th, he fell from swing and got her leg fractured. Doctor has put pop. Again, we went check up on May 25. He said swelling has reduced and again, he has put new pop. My question is now my. kid is frequently lifting the fracture lead moving here or there, not listening how to explain

her. Is it safe for leg movement? When can she walk? Also, her school reopens on June 10. When can we send her? What safety measures should be followed after removing pop? When will she get her pop removed? I would say this is a question. This should be a question for the doctor who put the pop on in the first. Yeah, maybe the doctor's from here. Yeah. From this website. I'm going to put in a pop. They sent a pop. Your daughter fell from the swing. Let's put in a pop. Yeah, let's pop. This will help. Not plop. Didn't plop since three days. This is my last one.

It's really just for the title. Didn't plop. Didn't plop. Didn't plop. Didn't plop. Didn't plop. Isn't something to worry about? Nope.

No. It's okay to not plop for three days. Didn't plop. So that's all of mine. Wow. Guys, that's another practo in the books. Another practo, Mike drop. It's so hard to stop looking for them.

I know. I think I spent literally like three hours. It is the best way to use the computer. I think that's why it's the computer. I think that's why it's why it's. so hard to stop is because you're reminded what you used to do on the computer. Because I always I get to the point where it becomes

completely, I get into a loop where I'll search tiger and then I'll see someone saying something about a leopard and I'll be like, oh my God I once I searched eagle and I got into eagle bite. That's what made me search tiger. Yeah. Yeah. And elephant. I mean, it really is just

the best website. It is. Yeah. There's almost no second place. The thing is, I feel like we truly have still have not even scratched the surface. It's been years of us scratching the surface. Yeah. Yeah, there's probably so much more. I mean, I want to figure out how to like, I guess you can only use it

in India, but I feel like we should just get a VPN and talk to a doctor live. You can do it, I think, here. No, I think there was like, I remember we, I tried to sign up, yeah. Damn. It would let you do it? No, I think we just have to get a VPN, go to India on the VPN. Let's just go to India. All right, fine.

India and go to India. We just go to the Pacto headquarters website. Okay. Yeah. Let's go to India and do all types of things. Let's go to India right now. Cut two. Yeah. Pierce, thank you for joining.

Thanks for having me, guys. If you want more Pierce, you can listen to Chamber of Reason. Check out Chamber and Edion there. We just had Edion and we're doing a live show. Doing a live show on June 27th at Life World. Whoa. I didn't even know about this. Me neither.

This is a good announcement. Go check that out. Podcast about lists. We'll be opening the show. Wow. I will be in another country. Podcasts about List won't be open nothing. But two members

can open it. Don't bother. Oh, you already... Podcast About List will not be bothering to open the live show Jill O'Connell will be on the show and Ivy Woke will be on the show. Okay.

So there you go. That's a good line up. And Patrick, I just learned. Yeah. Sure, why not? Fuck it. Okay. Fuck it.

We're on the fucking show. Can you put that on the poster? And listen to podcast about List, listen to Patrick's insane clips. The new Curio playlist has just dropped. Yes. What else? Check out

White Claw. We've been drinking these. White Claw hard in the episode as well as Modelo. Modelo made an appearance. These are a million dollar industry that is never going to fail. We should start our own

Cells. Make this show possible. That's true. We should start our own Seltzer company like High Noon. Yeah. That seems like the thing you do. High noon is the one that's like

a tequila bubbly. Cut water. No, I'm thinking of Randwater. High No. I want a beer for podcast about it. I want... What's all four talk at the same time? Yes.

That's perfect. When does that ever not happen? I want like a cut water flavor, but I don't think I want like a full brand. Let's do a flavor. I'll do an endorsement deal. A bijju? Yeah.

I'm down for that. Yeah. Let's get the Jing Corporation. Let's make our own flavor a Jing. Okay. That comes with Sprite in it. That's loading very soon. You guys just want to go for two hours?

I have to piss so bad. Let's all piss and leave. leave. All right, well, bye, guys. Just piss on each other's legs. Do you have the item that I told you to pick up from over there, by the way? I did. I did grab it.

I just, I just want to pull this out because you did it again. You did it again, man. You're the red turtle. You're the red turtle. You're the red turtle. You planned this? I just, I was looking at you, and I looked over here, and the turtle was making eye contact with me.

And I pointed to Patrick, and I pointed to it. Can I show my item? Yeah. From my new friend Tim. Oh, yes. I can't believe you ever took. Tim, thank you very much. Guys, my, what is, is this was Curio, two or three where I did digital sculpture?

I believe it was three. It took me two hours to get what I got and what I got is not good. Camera took me forever. So this is no longer valid to share. Really? Yeah. Okay, so that's okay. Just show the blender.

Just show the blender render if you go back to the, so this is what I ended up with. Okay. Let's just see the final. This guy, Tim, who's my new friend, did an amazing, he 3D printed my artwork and put it on a frame and brought it to the office. And this is going on the wall. I mean, this is going on the set.

It has to. I love, I mean, this is, if you can tilt it forward, the cross being, wow, the cross I'm just now realizing is a penis. It's phallic for sure. It is a phallic. It's absolutely fat. And what is more, okay, if this is the head, the heart, the penis,

what is more emblematic of Benjamin Button's strange story than shoes on the top? Yes. That's true. True. That's just an odd choice. Shoes on top of the head. True as for. Shout out to Tim, because this is.

Yeah, I mean, this is incredible. Thank you so much. It was nice for me, too, very well done. He said, I hope you enjoy my clock on the back.