Podcast About List - Ep. #392 - What's in Cam's Bag?

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

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Finger, toes, penis, nose, things you can stoop. I think nose is, is, is, is arguable. I'm not, I'm not 100% sold on nose because I understand the mechanics. He could have had a stubbed nose just now. He literally went under the, also, he's doing the five seconds rule on his end. It's a rule for a reason, man. Oh, he's doing, he's following the rule. Yeah, what a fucking own.

No, you're right. I mean, it's usually, it's usually reserved for food. You're doing it with a new thing. Anything that goes in your mouth is. You want to go down in history as a rule follower. Yeah. You're saying. You're saying, you're literally sitting here.

Oh, I followed the rules. Great. Everyone's making fun of me for following the rules. Oh, great. Certain rules are rules for, yeah, I like rules. I think rules are okay. I think, I think, uh, yeah. I think you run.

The iron rule of the third Reich. I think you rule. I'm so happy you're back. I'm teasing. I'm so happy you're back. Never ever leave again. Yeah. It'll be a serious issue.

Unless you, unless if you do, you have to put us in your luggage. Yeah, I couldn't. I could not even fit my things in my luggage, guys. What are you packing on? What do you get? What did you bring in? List every single item. Like in terms of bag size.

A small bag, carry on bag. I wish we could cut right here. Normal. Normal carry on. Fly. Fly on you. These are Joe box flies. Yeah.

Joe, these fuck did Joe do. These crawl out. Joe, no, it's just he fucking, he spits. He does spit takes of drinks of drinks and stuff. That is not a fly, guys. That is some other thing. That is something. That is, I, that was like a miniature sheep.

I haven't seen a bug that looks like this. Well, you've also been in a different country. Yeah. These are new. I think it is a skeeter. Oh my God. Well, I guess skeeters are outside. Dude.

Right there it is. Dude. Don't let it suck your blood. It's going to itch if you bites you. I found a, I found a tick on my leg yesterday. Uh-oh. But I had just gone. Alpha-gal.

Dude, this is the kind of thing. He's getting alpha-gal. I told my wife, I was like, I really kind of told I was like, I don't really want to be outside this summer because of this meat reversing tick that reverses your delight of meat. Yeah. And she still made me going to hike and I immediately got a tip. That's why I'm, bro, that's why camping, hiking. That's why I don't, that's why I don't like it. That's not why you don't like it.

We've been over this a million times. You don't, you don't, you don't, you typically violate cause and effect. I would love to go to Japan. You are a class. classic effect causes the cause. And you have opposite of Wi-Fi poisoning. You know, Wi-Fi poisoning where people put

shit on their head because they're like, oh, I got to get and go live out and... I put my phone and go and get it. I'm going to do my pillow. I don't know what you're saying. What's that part of Washington that's like, there ain't nobody there? Spaghetti- SpaghettiOs. It's just a simple fucking can treat. The part of Washington...

I wouldn't call that a treat. Left of Seattle. No. I wish there's no one there. That's true. Acadia, Washington. Acadia, yes. I thought Acadia was somewhere in Maine. Probably. There's a lot of stuff like that.

Dude, we were so lazy naming this country. Yeah. We should have started naming towns shit. Burger. Shit burger. Yeah. At a certain point, they should have named stuff cooler names. Yeah, they got it.

They had a chance. The further west they got. They just repeated the old. They were redoing other stuff. We don't Portland, Oregon is named after Portland, Maine. Yes. And then at some point, they were like, Beverly Hills is named after Beverly, Massachusetts.

We'll let the Spaniards take most of this. What we should have done, right, and there's a lot of, you know, people who worked on the railroad, we should have definitely borrowed more Irish town names. No, we got that done on this side. We should have borrowed Chinese town names. Yeah. True. Chinese town names for those brave men who worked on the railroad.

I agree. Yeah. Like which ones? Like Beijing, Texas. Guangzhou. Guangzhou. Guangzhou. Guangzhou, Colorado.

Shenzhen, Iowa. Shenz in Iowa. This would have been awesome. Chong Singh, Oklahoma. Yeah. I mean, these sound great. Hanoi. It really is a different country, but Hanoi,

Hanoi, Montana. We really did. We only got the Irish, the English, and the Native American. The Native American. And the Spanish. Every name is that. Some French.

Just European and Native American is really all we have. But let us get a little Indian. Let us get some African. Wow, I never even thought about this, but it's so true. There is a Palestine, New Mumbai, New Mumbai from Halo 2. Yeah, that's true. And there's a Lebanon. Yeah, there's a Lebanon near that. Yeah.

But still not enough. Not enough. Lebanon could be, I could see that being Irish name. Yeah. Lebanon. Lebanon. No, it would not be pronounced like that. It would be pronounced like Lewis.

Back true. Like Neve. N-A-M-H. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Back in your bag. What is going on in this back? Walk me through a day.

We're talking about the way there. Well, in general, in general, why? I'm so fucking jet lag. I'm fucking. I'm not here. Yeah. I am the type. I didn't know that the only jet leg I experienced before was like six hour jet lag.

Yeah. And this is 13 hour jet, literally jet leg. Yeah. Because I'm not kidding. When I stand up and walk around, the earth is doing, it does this. Because you were on a different poll. For the first, like, three days I was in Japan, I thought, we actually did get two earthquakes that got, we got alerts for on the phone. Did you feel it?

Did you feel it? Did you feel it? Yes, yes. Really? And I felt more and I felt more than that, but I realized it was because the earth was shaking from my brains. But yeah, two earthquakes where my phone went, me, me, man, me, man. How scary was that? Scary as fuck.

Both of them? Was the second one like, no, they were both pretty scary. It's honestly, it's the alarm that's really scary. And then the earthquake, everything was like, do you hear everything clattering around.

We were high up in a building, so it was freaky. But I was not excited about it. I was like, oh, damn, I forgot they get these. Were you excited? It was a Godzilla alert. No, I was scared.

That would be so scary. You're fucking kidding. And there's two typhoons all over there too. But here's what's funny is that that stuff is constant for them. It does not register at all. But when I was there, my entire social media algorithm, everything, it detected I was on like a different cell network or like my geolocation or whatever. And everything became Japan content.

I could not escape. Like my entire Instagram was like Japan travel influencers. My entire Reddit was like R slash visiting Japan. And I never clicked on any of this stuff. It just like automatically showed up. And so you get. and it's obviously it's all, it's going to show you all

English speaking content if you're like an American. So I was getting only English speaking Japan content the entire two weeks I was there. So it was like these earthquakes obviously don't matter. Like they get these all of it.

There was two and the two weeks were there. But in my entire, every time I opened my phone, it was like 500 guys who are like, they like, it's like from an R slash Japan living. So they've like lived there

for like two years of being like guys. Yeah, this could be the big one guys. And it's just like, fuck off, man. This is what I need to read a Japanese guy

Like just another normal day. Everything's the same. I like it more. But so it was freaking me out because everything I looked at on my phone, like, no matter what app I opened, there will be someone being like, Fuji's about to erupt guys. Yeah. That would be so sick if you, I mean, that's always what I worry about when I go on vacation

is that I, because everywhere has its own special natural disaster. And so every time I go out to California, I'm like, for whatever reason, it's going to be while I'm here that this place will be wiped. They really got it all there. They got an earthquake, typhoon, vulgaria. Nuclear.

Nuclear. Everything. It's fucked up. It's crazy. But anyway, my bag, on the way there, like five, four or five shirts, two pairs of pants, two shorts. Okay. Underwears, socks. How many underwear are you bringing?

Are you planning on doing laundry while you're there? I was planning on doing laundry, but guys, I stunk it up and I didn't do laundry. Whoa. I like that. I want to say I brought maybe six pairs of underwear. So I was stinking. So you don't know if the laundry's different. I believe that the laundromats there

has self-dispense soap. Whoa. That solves problems. Yeah. And they had, I don't know what I was going to say. When the earthquake hit, were you in an Isakaya?

There was a bunch of stuff hanging from the ceiling. Dude, when the first earthquake hit, I was in the fucking shower. Damn. It was scary. Did the water start going this way? And you were like, whoa. I just didn't know what it,

Because I was also away from my phone, so I didn't get the alert that it was happening. My wife was in the other room, and she got both the phones started blaring. And she, like, came and opened the door. It was an earthquake right now. And he said, it was scary. It was really scary, to be honest. And then the second one was we were watching Toy Story 3 in Japanese on Japanese TV. Wow.

And they were going, Woody, Basu. And then even on the TV, it went, maw, bha, bha. And a big epicenter map showed up over it. That's crazy. It was really scary. That's part of the movie over there, though. Yeah, that's part of the dub. Dude, in the dub, they change out the text in the movie for Japanese characters.

I was like, that's fucking crazy. When they open up Buzz and Instruction Manual to figure out how to turn him into reset mode, evil bears. Does he still get turned into Spanish? Yes, he does. And they have Japanese subtitles for Spanish. Do they have a different guy doing the Spanish voice or is it? I wouldn't know, man. I guess you wouldn't recognize it.

No, I wouldn't know. But he does speak Spanish. Okay, thank God. Dude, but everything's Japanese over there for the most part. That's crazy. In large part, in large part. But there's a hell of English on everything as well. I don't think I really made it off the beaten path, I'll say.

Maybe the slightest bit, but it was mostly a like, most everywhere I went. There was, it was. Whitey's had been there. There was hella white people around that, like stuff for stuff to be like, hey, dude. They think we're fucking idiots, dude. Yeah. They have signs in the bathroom that are like, how to use the toilet. please lock the door and sit on the toilet.

Do they have a strange toilet? Oh, the toilets were, dude, it was great. It was so crazy. Every toilet is fully, has like a bidet. Does it have that rotating? It has that. It has a button you press to play either rainforest sounds or music to massive sound. It has the one in our first hotel had an automatic lid where you walk in and it opens up for you.

Wow. They all have heated seats when you sit on it. starts automatically heating. Did you walk in and it opened up and you? I got to heat it up myself. Yeah, it was very disorienting at first, but I came to love it. Did it ever open up and you didn't really have to take, you weren't going into the bathroom to take a shit, but then it opens up and you're like, come, why not?

No, because it was just a tiny, like it was the kind of hotel bathroom where the toilet is in its own room and then the sink. So if you were going in there, you were using the toilet. It was too, you were down. But it was startling because I forgot that it was going to do that. So you'd walk in and it goes like, bool-l-l-littling. Did you drink a lot of alcohol? I drank a lot of alcohol.

I drank a lot of highballs. Do you, toky highballs? I don't know about to-196. Japanese whiskey? Did you drink one-196? I didn't. I drank one-196. It was really good.

Those are yummy. I drank mostly high balls. Did you drink Sapporo? I didn't drink any Sapporo. Yeah, because you can get that here. Yeah, exactly. What was the most rare item you consumed? I was also like beer.

I want to be drinking liquor. Yeah, for sure. On a long trip like this. That's a good question. I don't know. I guess I was going to, so I was going, we were going to go and get this black egg that's cooked in volcanic. But we didn't get it. We didn't get there.

So that would have been my answer. And I'm bummed I didn't get that. I guess it would probably be, I had, we had, I guess maybe uni. I guess you can probably get that anywhere. But I don't think we ate anything that was. Oh, oh, you know what? I did have, I did go to Wendy's. Whoa.

I was curious about it about what the Wendy's was there. Yeah. And over there, it's called. Wendy's First Kitchen. That's what they call Wendy's. That's such a lot. And I had, it was a burger. Well, apparently, I was like, why is it called that?

And I guess it's because they acquired a Japanese chain called First Kitchen. Oh, okay. And they just added Wendy's to it. Interesting. But it was like a, it was a bacon, egg and cheeseburger they had in Wendy's. That was pretty interesting. Did you go to a McDonald's and get a Samarai burger? Yeah.

McDonald's Samurai burger. I've seen, I've watched, I haven't eaten it myself, but I've watched Packy. I don't need to get at myself. Yeah. Yeah. And I said it was a bar. pretty good. But just stuff everywhere. Dude, traveling is so

fucking man. It was so great. It was so fun. And I spent all my money. I'm ruined. Yeah, dead broke. Because here's the problem. The problem, I mean, I did, I kind of went into it being like, I'm going to spend a lot of money. You have to. But the problem with it is that everything there

is really cheap. Yeah. Like, 800 yen is $5. Yes. So basically, and that's like the thing I memorized to like keep track of how much stuff was. like 800 yen is $5, $6,000 is $10, et cetera. So like everything you look at something, it would be like, 880 yen.

They'd be like, oh, that's $5. Yeah. Or you go, and something's like 500 yen. It's like, oh, that's less than $5. And if so, and I imagine that you guys are like this too. And it's like, if I see a snack or an item and it's $5 or less, it's free. It doesn't, yeah, it doesn't. Yeah.

So you are, you're, everything's cheap, but you're buying 100,000 items and foods at every, like everywhere you go, there's a food. I got probably 50. sandwiches and foods from all the convenience stores and stuff. That stuff was so fun. Did you get a fluffy strawberry sandwich? I didn't get the strawberry one. I got the egg salad?

You got the 7-Eleven? Yeah. They have 7-Eleven. They have Lawson's and they have Family Mart. Those are the three ones. Those are the three ones. The main ones that are everywhere. Did you go to Shibuya crossing?

I did go to, I crossed. I crossed. That's a million people there every day. It was, it was annoying as fuck because people were stopping a film in the middle. people were... Okay, here's the thing. I was expecting a lot,

a lot... So, as you guys know about me, I'm a stickler of politeness. Yeah. And social etiquette in some cases. And Japan, that's like... And Japan, that's the land of them. Exactly.

I was like, well, I was like, I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna be like, oh my God, everyone's so well-behaved. And in a lot of ways, yes, I was like, this is a lot of it, I was like, this is how people should act. This is great. But some, but they're, they,

the one thing that is my biggest, my biggest peeve, is worse over there is walking on the sidewalk. People are way worse at walking over there. They all walk on their phones like this and just will, they'll walk.

They're watching YouTube? They'll walk across the street like this without looking and they'll be playing a game on their phone. They'll be watching a stream. They'll have two phones. They'll have one where they're playing and one where they're watching a stream

and they're just walking and there's a thousand people all. And again, that's probably because I was mostly in the busy parts. Tokyo is fucking. crazy. Yeah. They have 100 times squares. YouTube on the phone.

Every neighborhood is time square. When you walk in, that's biblical gluttony. It's ridiculous. Biblical gluttony. If you, yeah, look at watching something while you walk. Yeah. Because also, like, they drive on the left there. So I was like, oh, it's probably that you walk on the left too.

But no, you just walk wherever. You just walk wherever. And on like on the stairs, they'll have signs like keep left, keep left. But some staircases, it says keep right. And if there's no, as far as I could tell, there's no rhyme. So they're way ahead of us on technology a little bit behind us in this one

area. Which we're not even good at. We're really bad at it. We're horrible at. But they just have more people there and more phones, I think. As it seemed like a lot of people had two phones, which is crazy.

They invented the PlayStation there. I know I saw it. Did you ask anyone around about this? Let's see. I talked to one guy about Metal Gear Solid for a minute. Okay. Japanese guy?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Nintendo World. Nintendo. I didn't go into the Nintendo store, but I went next, I went by it. Did you go to Disney World? They have stores for, I did not go to Disney World. They have stores for everything, every Japanese thing there, but it's like, they're all like kind of like, like they're, it's like a big department store and then every like company or like franchise has their own

little like corner kind of. Like it's like it's like a store in a mall kind of. Like they don't really have standalone. So they'll be like this is the, this is the like the Sega store and you go there and it's helisonic stuff but it's just like one part of one floor and then next to it is like the Pokemon store and stuff did you go one of those giant uh like technology warehouse stores and just look through a bunch of bins of shit uh yeah that's where i got this watch i got this watch from the that's the big with the classic one don quixote did you ever did you bid on uh i've seen i've seen squeezy jibs go there did you bid on a fish i didn't bid on any auctions i wrote the shinkansen What's that?

That's the bullet train. Did it go fast? It went fast. I thought it would feel faster, but it was... It's really quiet, right? It's really... It does not feel like you're going... Feel or look like you're going fast at all,

but it's so fast, and it was... The Amtrak from New York to Boston is like four and a half hours. Yeah. And the... It's like 300 miles or something. It's like 250 miles, I think. And then the Shinkansen, we think.

took from Kyoto to Tokyo was more, it was longer distance, like 270-something miles. I looked it up and it took two hours. Wow. It's crazy. That's time. And it was stopping to. We're not allowed to use the high-speed rail here basically, right? It's, I mean, it's just the privatizing. We don't have it. We don't have it. Yeah. They're trying to put it in California and it's that you go, it goes like 30 feet right now. And it costs them like 10 billion dollars. Dude, thank God for the hyper tube or whatever. The hyper tube. Is that happening? The hyper tube? Is that happening? The hyper I don't know. That's done. Is it done? Remember that? That was, I just remember that just now.

That's the, that's the fun. It was just in Vegas, right? Yeah. Wait, it's, and it exists? It's a Tesla in a tube. Yeah. Really? A tunnel tunnel, tubble. Wait, I don't want to see. Why didn't you search crane fly mosquito lion? Oh. Oh, because we couldn't remember what they had never heard of a mosquito lion before.

Oh, I just haven't. But I just saw this tab open. No, it says it's proposed. Are they doing demos of this? They were doing devils of it with the fucking... Yeah, I see videos of it for sure. With the Tesla's in the tube? Yeah, yeah. I remember it.

It was just a tunnel that the Tesla's were driving through. That was like a huge thing for a long time. I just never understood. I just never understood. I understand maybe that it makes sense. It's like when you go to a bank and they have that. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make sense. Well, what doesn't make sense to me is that it's cars instead of just guys. Oh. This is the proposed version is that it can go 700 miles per hour. Well, what was? Elon's. I thought that it was right there. This is Virgin. This is what's his name. Okay. Julio, you have such an interesting style of looking at information where you'll kind of just look at a still image that doesn't have share any details.

Oh, that's great if I need to commute from that part of the desert. This is not even what we saw. This is a different thing. This is a different thing completely. Yeah, because this is Richard Branson. We're talking Elon, Elon's Hyperloop. Was that one called Hyperloop? Maybe it was called something else. It was called the Elon Musk's crazy tube tunnel. Elon's tunnel. Is it called a crazy tunnel? The Vegas. Yeah.

Operating this is 21. Yeah. Click on one of these videos. This is the future of transportation. You're going to run. The Willie Walker. Through a magic ride tunnel. Yeah.

The Willie Walker tunnel in a Tesla. Okay. This is not what I thought this. Do you think it will flood in the loop? Vegas has insane flash floods. Dude, okay, so I thought that the hyperloop was a train. I think this is a different thing, maybe. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, that's that's Elon's version. I think he was having a, I think he's having a pissing match with Richard Blanson. Oh, God. I hate Richard Blanson. I hate pissing matches. Yeah.

Piss sucks. Almost as much as dick measuring contest. Oh, my God. The measuring contests I like a little bit more. I'm going to be honest. Dick measuring contes. A pissing matches the same as a dick measure. We all got pee at our dick.

Unless someone's got crazy pee. What? I don't know. What? He's two-legged for this. Yeah, you guys both just looked at me at the same time. We're not going crazy. I know.

He's fragile right now, man. He's frazzled. He spent so much time in another. He basically came back from like a, like, a different point. It's a fairy sort of world. It's 7.39 a.m. So it's breakfast. And I've been awake since.

9 p.m. What time did you wake up? Of Japan time. I woke up at like 8 this morning. So you're good after tonight, pretty much. Yeah, I think if it's similar to, I mean, I feel a lot worse now than the day after I got to Japan, I think. Yeah. But that was also because you're like, I'm in Japan.

Yeah, exactly. What? Do I want make museum? What is that? Do you want to make museum to Japan? Do you want make museum to Japan? Dude, I'll tell you what the worst part of jet lag is. is biological body poop at 3 a.m.

Oh, waking you up. And I had it. I had it the first couple times in Japan, the first couple days I got it where I got my body. I was like, you need to poop right now. I have to get out of bed and just go take my daily shit. But last night at like 3 a.m.,

I was like literally not... Because also like when I was so tired when I got home. But if I learned, this from the first time from the first jet lag if you just go to sleep even you're really tired your body will just still wake you up every hour because it's like okay it's daytime like you got you only got a little sleep but it's time to wake up so i took a melatonin too to be like just like keep me down through the night and it worked but at 3 a.m i woke up and i was like i had disgusting uh bubble gut awful diarrhea and i literally was like not i was not i don't even know how to describe it

It was the most unnerving sensation of my entire life where I was so completely untethered from reality. You know when you like you wake up, you know when you like wake up in a hotel room and you're like, where the fuck am I for like 0.5 seconds? It was like that, but for like 10 minutes, like I literally could not get my bearings. I was like woke up. My stomach was so upset. I was like, I need to be on the toilet right now. So I was just like was not even processing. I was just walk.

And I was like. And then I was sitting on the toilet and I was like not. I was probably like two. percent conscious. It was crazy. I was literally in a diarrhea dimension and then I went back to sleep and I still can't. Like I can't even describe that it was, I was not alive. I was a bacteria. Do you ever have that thing where you're taking a shit, you wake up to take a shit and you, for a second, you're like, am I dreaming right now and I'm just crapping my pants while I'm sleeping? I've never had that. You never had that? Almost every time I have that where I am dreaming and I'm like,

I hope I'm not actually shitting right now. I always, anytime I poop late at night, wake up to go poop. For me, it's peeing. I've had multiple dreams before where I'm peeing and then I realize I'm dreaming and I go, oh, fuck. And then I wake up and I'm not peeing.

I've had that, but I definitely have to pee. Yeah, so I feel like it means that I was pretty close to pissing my pants. If I ever realized that, I think I would just pee the bed and then try to be a lucid dreamer.

I'd be like, I'll get to this in the morning. It's kind of crazy that you don't pee, that you like grow out of pissing while you go to sleep. Yeah. It feels like somebody, you wouldn't have any,

control over. How do I, how am I controlling that? I'm fucking asleep, man. Yeah. You just have to learn it one day. I'm getting stepped on in my dream. Yeah. I'm not fucking thinking about it. I had a crazy crazy dream about because I slept here one night. Wait. What? I had, I was actually excited to tell you guys this. I had a paranormal experience. Oh my God. No way. And haters will say it was a dream or that I would drink a huge amount of drinks right before it. And both those are, I've been hearing a lot of paranormal. experiences recently. But this one is distinctly Japanese.

And this one is unbelievable. This and this I swear, hand to the Bible. Hand to the Japanese Bible. If there's anybody I would believe about this kind of shit, you, I would never believe. Whatever judgment, I'll tell you this. I had never had one of these. I drank a lot.

Okay. I drank a lot. I went to bed. Were you spinning? I started spinning a little bit. Okay. Yeah. But this is just,

this is the events as happened. And I won't even tell my side of the story. I'll tell my wife's experience. Okay. I sat up in the middle of the night, sat up in my bed. Oh yeah, the hotel room we booked to was two separate twins. That's romantic. Two different beds.

And I woke up and she says, and I vaguely remember this. She says, I pointed down the hallway and I said, this is what I said in this voice. Scary. Scary. And then. And I remember what I saw, which was that I saw a grinning red demon. No, man. That was beckoning to me.

I said, scary, scary. Then she said, I turned around and started trying to hide on my bed, hide from it. And then this is also, I vaguely remember. And then I said this. And I'm, I said, Kappa. What's that? That's a Japanese folkloric creature. Google this right now.

No fucking way. I said, scary, scary, Kappa. Kappa demon. Whoa. Oh, yeah, the turtle. The turtles with the hole in their heads. Dude. This is what I said. That looks like a cousin of mine.

Scary, scary, Kappa. Wait, so what's your experience of this then? I, like, opened my eyes and saw a red smiling demon. So you were asleep. And then you remember opening your eyes and seeing a red smiling demon. Yeah, yeah. And it was beckoning. It was beckoning to me.

And then I was like, I don't remember saying, like, I don't remember. say, like, I don't remember saying scary, scary. That was definitely the emotion I was feeling. You remember thinking scary, scary. I have to say, I'm being very vulnerable. That's the most embarrassing thing you could say if you see a demon. Scary, scary. Scary. And then try to hide.

But, no, I saw it. And then, like, when I, I, it, I saw it turn. It was, like, over, it was, like, down, like, my bed was straight towards the hotel room door. And it turned, and it walked, like, out of view. In a way that was like not possible.

When did this photo happen? Walked into a wall. Yeah, walked it. Well, I thought it walked into a wall. Then the next morning, I go and I look, what did it walk into? A fucking mirror, bro. Come on, bro. The mirror that I couldn't see from the bed.

And then my wife is like, I think you're dreaming, you're dreaming. And then my heart was pounding. I was like, I was literally, I was like, I guess it had to be a dream because something physically couldn't walk into that wall. That was what I, that was what I thought. And then I eventually fell back to sleep. I didn't see that it was the mirror. I didn't see that till the morning. But that, but did that, did you get a chill when you saw that was a mirror?

I was like, oh my God. Oh, my. So you were almost ripped into the mirror. A Japanese demon. You fully just believe in ghosts now. Well, demons, maybe. You fully believe in demons. You're a Christian.

It was. Because, because you can't have such a Christian. I really can not be like, I'm a Christian now. I can't get over that. I said scary, scary. And point it. You can't get over that. No.

I can't get over the fact that you saw a red fucking demon that walked into a mirror. What are you talking about? You said, scary, scary. No shit, that's scary. I would, this would, this is so insane to me that this would complete. I would, if I were you, I would not be here right now if I saw a red demon in Japan. I was, I was really afraid that I was going to, like, I was going to see it again. I will say this.

Did you see this guy on the left here? I did not. This was the type of thing that I saw. And I think in my sleep, I was trying to pull up the word for that. And I said, Kappa instead. But this is, this is what I saw this thing. The One of these fucking scary guys. Yeah.

Isn't that scary? That is really scary. But I do think, I think that if, because I was there for like another week and I never saw it again, it dampened my fear. But it definitely, I definitely was on edge for the next few days. Every night you were like, they could have it. What day was this? Yeah. This was one of the days.

Did you stay in the same hotel room every night? No, but I was in the same hotel room. That was the first. that was the first night that we were in that hotel though and then that was I don't know what I mean I'd have no sense of time I did I also had a demonic dream really I told Caleb about this because what happened we did we did an episode of Joe Box I woke up at five in the morning I couldn't go back to bed and I was going to miss I thought I was going to sleep through D&D uh-huh so I came here I slept in the office and I locked the gate behind me and I was sleeping on the couch woke up woke up as a girlfriend said I have to go sleep at the office so I'm not late for one. work. Yeah. And he came in here and he locked himself in. I locked myself in and I slept on the couch and I was sleeping there.

And I had one of those dreams where you like, you don't realize you're dreaming and the whole room. 99% of dreams. Well, one of those. But it was in here. But it was in here and it's perfect. Room looks perfect.

Yes. Exactly like that. Well, that's how you know you're dreaming. The room looks perfect in here. Yeah. Oh, shit. I had cleaned.

Oh, okay. He had cleaned. I'm sleeping there. I look at the gate. and I started hearing it rustling and I'm like, oh my God. Which it does rustle.

I'm like, oh, great. I just woke up when Caleb's getting here. But then it started going like that, like crazier and louder and louder. And then the fucking couch went like. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, where were you sleeping on the couch? The couch right there.

But in your dream, were you on the couch when it got pulled? Yeah. Okay. The couch, like, it was like a amusement park ride. A yoinker. A joinker. Uh-huh. Like, it was like the mummy ride where you go backwards.

Okay. Now explain what you believed in the dream happened. I believed that there was a demon outside the gate. He knew this. There was a demon outside the gate shaking the thing because he was trying to get in. Which if it's a demon, he's busting a hole right through that. Okay. And now?

And in the dream, Caleb saved me and he pulled the couch away. He got pulled and he knew that it was me pulling the couch. What's the demon? The couch. Caleb. The couch was me. Pulling him. No.

Saving him from the demon. He yanked the couch into some, I guess the bathroom doesn't exist anymore. And he yanked me away from a demon. Yeah, because there is three, I'm not saving you by yanking that couch three feet away from the door.

There's not a lot of room there. Yeah. But it goes to show that even in your dreams, I'm your biggest hero. Just that you were supposed to be here in the morning. Why can't you just admit that I'm your hero? You saved me in my dream. Yeah, which is a creation of your own psyche.

I wouldn't say you're my biggest hero. Have you ever had a dream where a bigger hero? I would say that you guys are probably in my top 10 heroes. You guys, now he's getting brought into it. He's in it too. This guy's a wimp, man. He saw a red demon and said, scary, scary. I mean, I would say that, I would say that before I heard that story.

Exactly. I wouldn't say that. I have to say, that's what I'm saying. It's embarrassing. That's why I can't do like the, I can't do like the world tour circuit of like I have evidence of a demon. Yeah. I'd have to admit that I

and I said, scary, one of those guys who's on Joe Rogan, he's like, yeah, we saw, I like,

I was in a lab working on alien technology and I went, oh no, no, it's so scary. Green, green, green, green, green.

That's why nobody comes forward. Yeah. With the true alien effects. Because it's, none of the area 51 guys are coming forward because they see that, they go, oh,

bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo. Dude, I saw some, I don't know, what, I feel like every day somebody posts some shit that's like the department. By the way, if you had told me 10 years ago that one day the Department of War was going to be releasing UFO footage, I'd be like, that sounds fucking badass. I'd be like, hell of yeah.

Yeah. But people post every day just like a fucking like a, and it looks insane, but there's like a circle moving or what's real. It's just a circle moving. It's none of it's fucking real, man. Yeah. But it just looks cool. What are they distracting me from? Well, there is a thing they're distracting you from.

What are they distracting me? Fucking Epstein stuff. It's not really working. Every time a new thing from the list comes out, it doesn't work. I don't really believe that. Oh, big alien, big green one. I don't really believe the distraction thing. I don't think people, I don't think people's attention.

The timing is always, no, the timing is always the same. I think most people can hold these two things in their head. I think it's more about, I think, I think the distraction, like, narrative is more about, like, like hitting the like internet trending stuff more than people's attention spans. I guess that's true. Like it's like this is going to be your whole timeline or whatever. It doesn't work. You never see it on.

I don't know. I'd see it. Also it just seems it seems silly to imagine that there, that guys from the Department of War are doing that. Yeah. I would. As opposed to just Stephen Spielberg. Yeah. I would see.

I could see him doing that. I got release a new movie. Do you guys see his new movie? No. I want it so bad. It sucks. It's terrible. Disclosure day.

It's literally about exactly what we're talking about. It's about the release of UFO videos. But it just sounds so sick. I want to see it. Dude, you're, you're, you. It's not good. Well, you never know with me. I might.

I don't know. Yeah. It really, I really. Due date too. I remember new date. Zach Gallifanakas and Robert Downey Jr. I found a funny video.

See, I just have a bunch of stories because I've been gone away. This was not even a Japan story. Well, it took place. Japan, but is at the airport. We got to the airport to leave Japan, and that's the story. I was walking around. I was going to the bathroom, and then I was in the bathroom, and this little kid came into the bathroom, he was like talking to himself, and he's like, is my mom in here?

Oh, where's my mom? What? And then he like ran out and I was like, huh, and then I walked out of the bathroom, and then I saw him coming out of the girl's bathroom being like, what? Where's my mom? Where's my mom? And he started like walking and like he started, he started the, he started looking really freaked out and like, I'm scared little kid. And I was like, but is that the airport, not Japan? In Japan. Okay. But yes, the airport. The airport in Japan. The airport in Japan. Yeah. And he was, and I was like, and no one was helping him. And I was like, damn, I guess I should help this kid. And I went over and I was like, hey, like, are you okay? Like, do you need help finding your mom? And he was like, yeah, I don't know, no. And I could, and it was

really like, really awkward because I could tell he was like freaked out. And he was also. kind of afraid of me, I think, because I was just a big tall guy coming up and being like, hey, drawing. Yeah, I didn't know how to, uh, how to, uh, how to make myself. Yeah. Well, you got to go, you go run into the baby gap dress up as a kid. And is it worse to also make to also try and be like, yeah, exactly. Like I was like, I don't know what to.

It was very awkward. And I was like, but I was like, oh, I got to help this kid. And I was like, he was like, I was like, where did you see her last? And he was like, well, where you like, did she tell you to wait outside the bathroom? and he was like, no, I don't know. I don't remember. And I was like, well, what, I was like, okay, let's go stand by the bathroom. She's probably, she's probably waiting for you there.

And she wasn't there. And I was like, well, what does she look like? And he was like, oh, yeah, that's like not a good question. And I was like, well, what's she wearing? And he was like, I don't know. And then I was like, okay, like, I guess I'll go get like, I'll get like, someone who works at the airport to come make an announcement to help. And he was, and then he went, no, that's okay.

I'll just call her on my Apple watch. And then he took it. And he pressed a button And it rang one time And then his mom picked up and went Where are you? Where did you go? What I told you?

And he's like, I'm at the bathroom. He's like, No, you get to the game right now. I told you not. And she started screaming at him Over the Apple watch.

And I'm just like, okay. You lived an Apple commercial. It was so, I was like, fuck you, man. Yeah, just for this whole time.

I was like, damn, this is my duty right now to immediately, immediately right then just be like you had an Apple Watch and then and I was like I literally didn't even say anything

I would just walked away while I was having that conversation I was like oh he's okay yeah and then and then like 10 minutes later I saw him and his mom leaving the airport and he was crying I don't know we're staying in Japan

I was like what possible situation could they be leaving the airport I guess maybe they just landed there or something Yeah, they either just landed or he was going to a gate. But a flight hadn't. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of say. It was very, but.

He left something at the hotel. I really could not stop laughing afterwards at him. He'd be like, no, that's okay. I'll just go. Dude, kids don't get lost anymore. No, I guess. And he was so, he was like literally like, ah, ah, ah, like that. I was like, he was, it was crazy.

I used to get lost all the time. Every time we went to a theme park, I would get lost. Yeah. And it was a easy place to get lost. It was always fun to me. me to get a little bit lost. Yeah, but then there's a moment when you start getting really scared. There's a moment where you're like, oh, I am never going to see my family again.

But then it's also like... Especially before you have a cell phone or anything. Yeah. Oh, am I going to have to like talk to somebody? Well, I immediately would just go survive. I was like, I would be walking in bush gardens or whatever and I'd see leaves. And I'd be like, okay, I have to eat these leaves now. I'm going to have to live over here.

I'm going to have to sleep in the park. See, that kind of thing. Yeah, exactly. It's like immediately like, oh, great. I'm stuck. Lost in Costco. In an abusement park. An abusement park.

An amusement park. After dark. No, that's scary. Because already an abusement park is really scary. But after dark? Abusement park after dark. An abusement dark. Abusement dark.

How come they never ever even called it that on Halloween? Yeah. Because abuse is not really... Abuse is not the typical sort of like funny, fun scary thing. Haunted hayride. No, call it abusement dark. Oh, this is a green smile. What is?

Look. You're saying that box with the... That's cute. That's a pinata. We tried to build a pinata. It's the whole thing. Yeah, there was... For Mexican party. You can just buy one of those. We tried that they didn't have anyone anywhere.

And then the party was a disaster. I went to like every dollar. So it was like 10 p.m. And I was like, I need a fucking pinia. My wife's having like a crazy mic. We have to explain what happened. Well, I just looked for a pinata. Yeah, we already told him.

But we had a game night in here. And then Caleb said that, well, what was it? It was like not a lot of people showed up. It was a completely normal amount of people. It was a normal amount of people. But I thought I was having a fun time saying that it was a disaster and that we needed to throw an actual. So I made all these flyers for the. Because I invited one new person.

I was like, do you think I'm a loser? or this game night, it's only 10 people playing. Oh, wait, we're here for serious quiplash? I don't think so. Oh, this is the best new way to play. This has changed the whole game. Yeah. We've been playing quiplash, but you don't tell jokes.

And the entire game becomes everybody arguing over what is serious. And Pierce keeps losing. And if you lose, you have to pass your phone. You have to give your phone to somebody else. If you're trying to be funny. You can't try to be funny. Exclamation points, literally not allowed. If you, well, no, not just if you lose.

If you lose it's okay. If you lose a prompt. If everybody in the room agrees that you were trying to be funny, your phone is gone. Yeah. You don't, it's not that you leave and somebody else comes in. They have to take your phone.

This made here's very upset. I think this is how I play quiplash normally. Yeah. Well, this is now, this is like we've added a bunch of rules and it makes it funnier. And we've also played,

we also played, we also played scary. It doesn't sound like you are understanding though your very own game, my friend. Funer. It's more fun. It's not funny.

You said funer. I said fun. We also tried scary quipla. Quiplash. Scary quip lash is okay. But abuse, again, abuse is a strange thing. Abusement dark. We could do abuse quip lash. Yeah. Abusement dark. That's a good one. I think we're, abusive quipers. I'm toying with the other. A scream dark. An scream dark. An abusement dark. An abusement dark. An abusement dark and a scream dark. A scream dark. A scream dark. Well, because the abuse, obviously, screaming. Well, a scream is screamed, I guess. Yeah.

Yes. It's screamed after. Yes, it's been screamed. An abusement. I mean, that sounds horrible. It's just a variety of abusements. Imagine going through the security at the abusement dark. Instead of the thing to test for weapons, it's just like a magnet, and it's going up against people's like nipple piercings and stuff, ripping them out.

That's scary. This is the abusement dark. I'm thinking of abusive scenarios. Using a magnet to rip out someone's piercing. Yeah. All their piercings, their nipple piercings. You should work at the abusement dark. You're insane.

Ears, earrings. You're fucking insane. That's, dude, That's beyond even abuse. Even abusers wouldn't do something like that. A pat down with gloves that have spikes on them. Or, well, abuse. Yeah, but abuse.

That's security. I had this next to me the whole time, but I forgot that I brought it. What a bitch? You guys presence. Oh my fucking God. So before, before we,

or I think it was before recorded, but Pat, you were asking if we, if we did any gotcha. Gotcha pawn. And I did do some gotcha pot. They have, they have a million of them there.

What is gotcha pawn? That's like the capital. sold toys where you like put coins in and you turn it and you get a random thing. Okay. They have those at the grocery store. But you, they do not have them on the scale amounts that they do in Japan. You can get in Tokyo at least. And they're better ones. They are, they are, well, I think so. And they're, they have whole stores that are just five trillion of them everywhere and everyone's always playing them. Uh, everyone, I mean children. Um, but basically I got you guys some, uh, but. But, always. Yeah. So I got here, you pick. My God. I'm

so excited. Pick let, I guess I'll, there's two, there's four. Which one is more meat? Just, just put them,

put them down. I know, but you guys can kind of trade. I'll hear, but I want to do one by one here, here, here, here. First, this one.

This one is from a machine. I'll just give it to you first. Or one of you each take one of these. The hell you don't get both. And this is from a machine and I'll tell you what this is. This is a man with scissors. This is from a machine that's called barbers. And so these are pictures of Japanese barbers.

Can I see you as showing you got? I like yours better. I will trade all day. Yeah. I will trade all day. And these are, this is from a machine that was like occupations, colon, barbers. But there was no other occupations. Okay, this is my new one.

It was only barbers. So it's just little, I don't even know if they're stickers or if they're just. I'm never going to. Yeah, I'm not taking it. It's always going to sit on my desk like that. These are your barbers. And then these are from two different ones, two different machines. these are the bigger ones.

And these are figures, I think. These ones I should open this is a piece of sushi. You're going to have to open this one. Oh, my God. It's more than a piece of sushi. Oh, I know this one. This one, the name made me laugh. The fuggler?

The funny, ugly monster? The fugglers. Oh, my God. Dude, look, the fuggler. My nephew's obsessed with fugglers. That's a thrill thing? Yeah. What are they?

They're like toys that are made to look really ugly. Oh, they're like garbage. But they say Fuggler. It's supposed to be a fuggly toy. Yeah. But they call it the funny, ugly toy. Yeah. Well, there it is.

They have it in Japan as well. Look up SpongeBob Fuggler. My nephew just got this one. So that's the Fugler. This shit's going to go on my keys, dude. The fuggler? What did you get? Oh, that looks like sushi.

Or like a brain activate. There's tapes on. They put tapes on them that make them difficult to open. This is my phone. My nephew got that for Christmas. Can I see what I haven't seen what yours is? Oh, it kind of looks a little like SpongeBob. He looks, he has underwear on, so he has a penis that he's hiding.

Fucking Christ, the tape and now there's a new fucking latch on it. Yeah, you wouldn't make it a day in Japan, buddy. I've done gotcha before. So much packaging. So describe this one for the audience. Now this is. Oh. I don't think.

I know there's a time. Tom and Jerry character. This is, yeah, this is Jerry's nephew. The one of the Frimouse.

The one is a Tuffy Mouse on a piece of sushi. He's tucked into a piece of sushi like a bag. I got my girlfriend one from the same

machine. Really? Is there one where it's like Tom on a piece of Tom, but he's in a piece of sushi? Probably. Well,

this was mostly, this was a machine that was all, this was a machine where it was all Tom and Jerry inside different foods. Did you get a lot of them?

No, I got these and then I got some Godzilla ones. but it was hard. I was like, I don't, again, I don't want to carry these around. Yeah, they do take up a lot of space just because of the bubble. I got one from a different series. Normally you take the bubble, you throw the bubble away.

But I wanted you guys to have the bubble experience. Those ones were really making me laugh so hard. I mean, it's really just a picture of like just a guy with this. It's just a Japanese man. He's a barber. It's a barber. It's his occupation. He's a barber.

He's a barber. It's a barber. He looks so. And then I got an office gift. Wow. What is it? And this one, I guess you'll show us. I spent time.

This one took me a minute to find. I did searching for this. Really? Yeah. Did you know what you wanted? Yes. Well, I did. You'll see what it is.

No. Oh, my God. This is the curious case of Benjamin Button Japanese program book. Wow. Can I open it? You can open it. You should flip through it.

It is, I wish it looked more Japanese on the outside. Yeah. But everything in it is in Japanese. Okay. And it has photos. high quality photos from the movie. It has interviews

with the cast and crew completely in Japanese. It has all types of production details and things of this nature. Introduction. Now is this a big movie how much Benjamin Button stuff was over there? Like I said,

I had to hunt. I went to... I know this existed. So I went to, I mean, I went to a few movie poster stores just because I wanted to find movie posters for myself.

And I was like, oh damn, I should find a Benjamin Button poster. And this was the closest I got. They have hella, like, movie programs and, like, flyers, I guess is a big thing in the vintage stores over there. And I looked, I looked through bins and bins and bins looking for this one. And then I went up to the lady at the desk and I was like, do you have this? And I showed her curious case of Benjamin Button on my phone on Google search. And she went, oh, Benjamin Button.

And then she went and she got it. She opened a safe. What's that? She walked over, opened a safe. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go but I wish this way yeah I have the translate app we can read it that this is what I've been using hella in Japan the Google translate is this camera I've never used this before it works pretty well I found this like well you

already in Japan when I found this but I was at lot less the other day uh-huh and I found these sunglasses that cost $10 uh-huh and they were translations sunglasses so gladys Jared Harris plays Captain Mike a salt and pepper-haired character who reveals his hidden self through the tattoos covering his entire body Harris described Captain Mike as follows. He's like a failed, frustrated, drunkard, pent-up artist. He couldn't resist his father. Couldn't resist his father.

And took over the family business. Despite having a strained relationship with his own father, Captain Mike, Mike Clark, of course, becomes another father figure to Benjamin. A father is an incredibly influential figure in your life. Mike Clark. Mike Clark. Yeah, so it's a whole book, basically.

And I really wanted to find a Japanese poster. but I, and I looked in multiple stores. I didn't go to multiple stores for the sole purpose of this, but I did spend cumulatively a few hours looking for Benjamin Bone. Oh, wow. This is an amazing. This is all I could find. I think the biggest influence on Benjamin was his sense of what a man should be like.

Tizzy gave him that foundation. This is a huge, I think what I might do is go through every, yeah, every single page and take a picture with the Google Translate and then just put it all together. I want production notes. They have a message from David Fincher at the beginning that's like,

that is in Japanese as well. It just is, it's really funny that they'd put this all together. Because I wonder, I have to imagine an English version of this exists, but I've never seen a product such as this in America. From 180 years old to zero years old, one man, Pitt played it all. That's a production note in it. I love this little. little like flap on the front too.

That was what really... This is pretty sick. I wish we put this. I don't know. Yeah. I wish it was more of a poster situation so we could frame it. The perfect coffee table book. It is.

It is a good coffee table book. They have so many production notes. Would you discover? What? I'll tell me it's a sticker. Oh, that's a holder. Oh. No way.

Oh, okay. All right. Well, you're... Fuck you. Wait, you took my guy out. I took it out because I thought I discovered something interesting. You took my fuggler out, man. Fug you.

Dude, don't even get me. I know more about the fugglers than you even do. And look at, they didn't even change plankton at all. He does look a bit different. They gave him a front butt cheek. They gave him teeth. What do you mean? Dude, look at him right there.

He's got a front ass cheek. Plankton? On the left. Look. No. On the left, that's probably not a real fuggler. It's probably a bootleg. It's a Zuru fuggler.

It's probably a bootleg one. You're a bootleg one. I'm not a bootleg fuggler. You are. I'm a real deal fuggler. Look, it says right there, Patrick Fuggler figures. Oh, does say Patrick Fuggler. That's you.

You're Patrick Fuggler. Yeah, that's a good name, actually. Patrick Fuggler. I really just want to read that thing. I know. I think we should go through and just translate every single page. You know that guy? That would be a good thing for our kind of wrap-up series that we still have to do.

We still have to do that. You know that guy, Patrick Fuggett? Who's that? The kid from almost famous, the lead star's name was Patrick Fuggett. Is he still acting? I don't know. He's so great in that movie. He is great in that movie.

I love that movie. She played a woman overflowing with unconditional love, Henson. Wow. Taraji. I was like, Brian. Brian Henson said that. From 180 to 0.0 years old. It's this little box says Henson played a woman overflowing with unconditional love.

It's a little info box. And that's all it says. It's true. It is true. Well, a bit conditional. What kind of stuff did you buy that you didn't bring? I bought so much... Yeah, there's a bunch of good...

You bought a lot of Godzilla stuff. I bought a lot of Godzilla stuff. I bought just a bunch of nerd shit, man. I bought a bunch of Ultraman stuff. I bought a pat labor book. I bought a Gamera stuff. I mean, I just bought... You buy any furry sex toys?

I bought... Did I? Not that I... Not that I noticed buying. Anything you can fuck? Anything I could. I got some little figurines and stuff that might be difficult.

They're pretty small, and then not many of them have holes. You have to shrink. But they did have tanga eggs everywhere there, dude. What's that? That's the blowjob toy. Maybe my translation thing is off a little bit. Did you have sex with any prostitutes? No, no.

Did you notice them, though? I didn't see any prostitutes that I mean. Don't they have those prostitutes where it's like they get, they have guys who are in the middle of the street and they're like, can everybody come and we got, we have sex? I didn't notice that Tinga eggs near me This is what it says on the back Yeah, read it

And maybe it's because I'm using Apple Translate Maybe Apple Translate's not great But it says Sheena Life that grows up together And grows old together Is happy She Adio

Dying is not the last special ceremony or anything But a part of life Kazumi Kazu Fumi Shirosh she because we humans always seek water because we are lonely. These are quotes.

This is an egg that you fuck. There's quotes from the people whose names you just said. Okay. It's just Who are they in Benjamin Button? They're not in Benjamin Button. Okay. That's what they look like. They come in a six pack. I actually don't know what they look like. I just saw a bunch of

stores that had them. But you only fit your thumb in it? Oh yeah. I guess you I guess they're like it looks like it would rip your shit off. It's scary looking. the bottom here says people live their lives by interacting with people. Stud. Stud. Yep, that's what it's like. Yeah.

Yeah. But, man, you should have brought some of these back. I know. I wish after I sent you guys that picture of the gotchapun that was said for male squirters. And for, I was like,

I should have bought one of those. Honestly, it's just the gotchapunt is like a, it's like a hell of middle schoolers that are all crowded around. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not going to walk up and buy them. And just go up and buy one.

It'll squirt. And just, like, have to keep that in my luggage for... Yeah. But I wish I had... There's a bunch of stuff I wish I just was like... We got to go back and you got to take me and Pat with you. Yeah, I would love to, man. It was too fun.

It was too fun. I think we could do a show in Japan. I don't know. I don't think it would... I don't think any Japanese people would go. No, but there's a lot of Americanos there. Yeah, but I don't know if there's anyone that listens to the show that... I feel like there definitely is.

I met one person. Really? Really? Who didn't listen, but who knew what it was. Oh, okay. Well, they would come. But they don't live there. Oh, shit. Fujiko Fujiko, Fujio.

Who is this? I don't know. Using the sci-fi setting of rejuvenation, I played a drama of life, Benjamin Button, a strange life. How did Fujiko? Okay, now it says Fujiko Poco. I got to use a different translation out. A cartoonist who has continued to focus on the light of,

darkness of humans through sci-fi and fantasy see this. It was a very interesting movie even though the screening time was three hours late, I was involved in the story without feeling the length at all. And I felt like I was having the same experience as the main character.

Oh yeah, wait, this is what's making me. I forgot about this dude. There's a section in this book. My impression. Yeah, yeah, this is my impression. There's two of them, dude. Yeah, I'm reading I guess Fujiko. I think those are reviews. Oh, those are reviews? I think so, yeah.

Although, and then there's also interviews with, like, the casting crew in it. Oh, 0.2% listenership in Japan. Whoa. How do you even find this stuff? So we could, what's that? That's like two people. What do we have?

Yeah, I guess that's two. We have like 100. We have like 100 people. Point one percent in Mexico. Wait. We're stronger in Japan than we are in Mexico? Yeah. Damn, dude.

The point one is Julio. We could do one show in Japan. Wait, this is fucking crazy. Dude, who's listening to us in Poland? If everybody came out in Japan, if 20 people came out, we can do it. Here's another my impressions. But the cast profiles, these are the cast profiles. They have a cast profile for, they have Elias Codias as Manchor Gato.

They have one for El-Fanning as Young Daisy. this is when the movie came out that's crazy why did they have why do they have that I mean yeah this is just it's it's hard to not get sucked into this yeah because it's so fun dude where's next for you world travel wise

I would like to stay home for a good while yeah okay you don't have story you know I always have that anytime I travel I always come back and I'm pretty happy to be home yeah I here's the thing I could have I was saying this to my wife I think if it was like a month-long trip or something,

I think I could have been there at the two-week mark and been like, yeah, let's fucking go. Like, I still want to be here. But when there's an end date on it and it's like your last couple days, it like changes the tenor of it. For sure. Like trying to do too much and then like knowing you're going to have to take a plane and it makes it less enjoyable.

And then like when you get home, you're like, oh, thank God I'm home. But I think like that's only because you know you're going home. You know what I mean? Like to some degree there's also, like I had a great time. And I think if I think I would have stayed for, longer for sure, but because I was like the last few days were like, if we were like

it was like, okay, then next week we're going to go to this other city and do this, I think I would be like, yeah, let's fucking do it. Yeah. But once you get back, what did you do in your last day? Dude, we went to the making of the Harry Potter studio. Whoa. Okay. All right. Bitches. Sit down. Tell me about it.

Everything. All the props, costumes, special effects. We saw Dobby. We saw. I took a lot of pictures. I didn't actually took no pictures of this. This is a museum. This is a museum that's kind of like It's like it's really fucking huge They say it did not take this long

But they say it'll take you four hours to see everything Well it's like the Met but Harry Potter Yeah and it's like all like screen used costumes and props And like they build it's like all this Every room is like a replica of a room from Harry Potter So like and they're all like very detailed So you like you go through the forbidden forest And through the um

Was there spiders? Was that scary? Yeah, Eragog dude It was scary the spiders were. Yeah. And they had hella everything. They had a bunch of stuff

from Fantastic Beasts too, which was really funny. I haven't seen any of that crap. I saw that shit opening day. Dude, what's crazy? I thought, I,

we went there because we were like, we had a, we, our flight was at like 10, like 11 p.m. Yeah. Like, we have a whole day.

Like, what are we going to do? We did basically everything we wanted to do. Yeah. We'll probably just wander around. But like, we just need it.

We have so many hours to fill and no hotel room to chill in. Right. Let's just go to the Harry Potter Studio Tour. It's like one of the attractions that's listed on Google Maps. And it was great. I recommend it for any Harry Potter faners in Japan.

And what I learned is there's a lot of them. A lot of Harry Potter fans? It was so crowded with Japanese people. This is probably where I saw the least white people of the entire trip. And at the Harry Potter place. And at least half of the Japanese people at the Harry Potter studio tour were cosplaying Harry Potter characters. And this is.

just the middle of the month. They all had robes with their different houses. They had wands. A lot of them had owls on their shoulders. Holy fuck. It was crazy. It could. See,

this is where they're fucking up, right? They're making the live action Harry Potter series. They should have made that shit an anime. Dude, I think they like it because it's not an anime. That's what blows my mind is I'm like, oh,

it goes the other way too. They like our bullshit. Our stuff that all sucks, they're like, that's cool. And then I think it's the same thing where it's like stuff over here that we like from Japan, you go there and they're like, that's for kids.

Yeah. I think they like it too, but. But there is a degree. That's not, I mean, it's the same. But it is for kids. That's for babies. Yeah, exactly. I like those movies.

Yeah. Yeah. There, I mean, you're a better traveler than me when I went to Oakland the last day. That was never, that was never a contest. I've seen you travel. You don't have the last day I went to, I'm saying exactly what you're saying. The last day I went to Oakland, I went to the grocery store. tore on my last day.

Just to see if it was different? That's basically last day activity. I mean, it is, it's, we almost went and saw, we almost saw a supergirl because we were like,

oh, it would be fun to see a movie. But then we were like, standing in the lobby of the movie theater. I was like, I'm going to look back and be like,

why the fuck did I do that? Go see Supergirl. Like, if it was a movie I actually cared about or wanted to see it would be one thing, but I was like, this is literally,

for no reason we're doing this. I'm hearing reports that this is a flop movie and there's a bad needle drop. No. Yeah. I hate a bad needle drop. I'm glad I skipped it.

There's a needle drop in this movie. It's a cover of the middle by Jimmy Eat World. It is a poodle crap hole. Poodle crap hole. It's poodle crap hole. It's poodle crap hole. That's not what I said, but it actually is better. That actually is way better than what I said, poodle crapola.

It's poodle crap. Yeah. That's poodle. Have you heard this song, Julio? Have you heard the... Wait, how does the middle go? What is that one going? Hey.

And write your stuff off yet. People are freaking out about this cover. They're saying, oh my God, I can't believe that. This is a thing that I feel like you just have to stuff like this. In the past like five years, I feel like social media has gotten so messed up algorithmically and hard to use and understand. Don't even get me started on algorithms. And it truly is what I've just had to always tell myself is like you have to remember

the type of person that everyone is complaining but they're the people who went and saw Supergirl Yeah Like not I'm not saying that it's good But it's just like Oh like there

They're like there's a million people Who chose to go see this movie Like like that's just crazy already That is crazy And like it just like Yeah I don't I can't Did you guys see that The Superman movie that everybody liked?

Yeah I thought it was fine Why do people like it so much? I thought I like the people like Superman. Yeah Superman to me is the wackest superhero. He is the wacky superhero. I liked it because they had that green lantern in there. He's cool.

The green lantern's fucking badass. I can do that. I like any superhero movie that has like a hundred characters in it. And I had that. That's what I like is when they just do a bunch of guys at once. I like a bunch of guys at once. No, it's great. I like a bunch of fucking guys.

That's why I'm not going to see Supergirl. Who's the best girl superhero? Mystique. Mystique is literally, you're a pervert. Mistique. Yeah, wait. First of all, she's a villain.

Yeah, he's a villain. That's a good point. He's a, you're a pervert. No, you're saying that because of you only know her on the screen where they made her nude for no reason.

Is she not typically nude? No, she wears a white shirt. It's okay, obviously you can hear nipples through that. White shirt. Blue nipples? A white,

she did a white t-shirt concept? It's not a white t-shirt. It's like a white, like, dressed shirt. Okay, so it's even more sheer. No,

even less opaque. And she has a skeleton crown. Okay. Yeah. ear blue. Yeah. She or blue. Yeah, she or blue. Yeah, no doubt. She or blue. Probably, no, not Kitty Pride. All she can do is go through the wall. Still a pervert. That's a rapper. Probably Supergirl. Supergirl. I just never, I didn't even know. I literally did not know that was a superhero until this movie started coming out. There is, there is a super, like, the funny thing

too about, like, comic stuff is just like, just that they've been going on for so long that you can have, like, you can be, like, very familiar with comic books. But then, like, it's like, There are people who have been into it. Like, like, I feel like I'm like, I know a decent amount of stuff from like older comics, but I just don't keep up with the new stuff at all. And so, like, you can be like a comic book guy. And then somebody, like, yes, somebody is a character that you don't know about is really important. Yeah.

Don't even get me started on comedy. I'm losing my fucking mind right now. I can't even express what I'm trying to say. No, I understand what you're saying. I do too. We're getting a little deep on superheroes these days to where we're getting, we're hitting the, That was like, that was like fucking, everyone, people getting excited for the Snyder cut and it's like,

dude, if you look in the background, Granny Goodness is there. Exactly. Dude, fucking Black Kevin or whatever. What the fuck? Black, uh. From the office? Black. No, that's Stanley.

Why do you assume? Why is it? When you hear black Kevin, you assume Stanley? Yeah. He's a fat guy. Kevin's the fat white guy. Black Adam. Black Adam.

Black Adam. from the Black Zero event. Yeah, that guy. See, that's the other thing. If you just look up Kevin superhero, like if someone fucks up a superhero, dude, you know what I just...

You know what I just read? I just read before going to Japan. Yeah. Black Kevin, I read all... I read a hella Punisher comics. I never read any Punisher. Were they cool?

That dude is sick as fuck. Well, you know who ruined in his fucking... What's his name? The John Johnos. John Burntville. Yeah, but you could believe that. John John Yeah, John Bernthaw made a really bad Punisher movie recently.

No, he made a TV show. Oh, TV show. Yeah, I never watched it. It was from the Daredevil. And he just started acting like that in his, like, on like podcast now. Yeah, yeah. Where he's like, he fully has convinced himself he is the punishment. It is really funny because, like, I think, I think that like, I mean, yeah, I guess it's a, yeah, like, Garth Ennis is an annoying guy and people always give him shit.

But I can't help but love him just because he's so annoying. But it is. And it's funny because you see I think he had, I think he had, people give him less credit than he deserves, but it is funny where it, like the Punisher is out there killing guys who,

who are doing, like criminals who are doing nothing. And then, but his whole thing is like he will not kill or even injure a cop no matter what. Yeah. Even if the cop is like running like a child sex ring or something, he's like, but I don't kill cops.

It's like, what is this, bro? Yeah, so awesome, man. It's just, like you're reading, you're like,

oh, I understand. I get the cultured out. This is why you're... Like, it's not like... Like, people are like, police read the Punisher and they're like misinterpret.

They like, it's like, no, it's there. Like, it's all there. Like, they're... It's completely there. It makes a total sense. Yeah, this is why. John Bernthal has been like,

it's like Heath Ledger, Joker, like the role got in his head. Yeah. Well, that's what happens with every role he fucking plays. Judo or Jiu Jitsu, I can't decide between the two. The one where he said he killed a guy

because he, uh, he, uh, he, Oh yeah, he almost killed a stunt double, yeah. Or something. Do you know what I'm talking? No, there's... There's one where he claimed that a guy was running from the cops and ran into his set

and in the middle of a fight scene and he actually fought the guy on camera and then the guy ran off. There's one where... I forget, there's one where he's like walking on the beach and like... I know the one you're talking about. He tells a dog... He's a fucking shy of a buff too. Yeah, and he's like...

I think he applies that he killed the guy. Yeah. Or he almost killed him and then he's like... Like, he's like, the story is him going like, I'm sitting there like, fuck, if this guy dies, I'm going to jail. Exactly. But then he woke up. Oh, yeah.

Telling that it's funny. He also is kind of doing a Shilabuff impression. Yeah. Where that interview with the both of them, dude, probably 15 years old. It's fucked up, though. The thing is, I love him in movies. John Berthol?

Yeah. Dude, he's awesome. He's so, I want, I should watch the, the Punisher. I just finished. Yeah, I know. I'm going to watch them because I caught up on Jack Reacher, so it's time for Punisher. Oh, that's nice. Have you watched Jack Reacher?

No, I would. I would like to watch. You have to watch Reacher. I don't know what I'm just remember. There was a whole thing back in the day Josh Whedon

was saying. He got canceled. He got canceled. He, there was a whole thing where he was like, there's like interviews where it goes on for rants

about how much he hates Frank Castle. He's just like, if you read like seriously, the Punisher is one of the worst things that ever happen to come. The Punisher is so cool. That makes me like that.

Yeah, exactly. The Punisher really is. Josh, we didn't hate it. It's like, maybe I'll give it a shot. He's so, he's so awesome just because it's such a good. Like,

like, what is so awesome about it is, you know, you ever saw like, uh, like, or like, you saw like, you know,

death wish. Yeah. Like, like, there was like, hell of movies like that in the 70s and like the whole thing about it is like, oh,

it's like a, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's a guy who's like, you know, and I'm the most liberal guy around. But like my family got,

Like, some of my family got killed, and even I understand that, like, this, like, I'm, like, a nebish, like, loser. Like, and even I can go, I'm going to go out and do what the cops want to do and kill this guy. And then the punisher is, like, what if instead of that, it was a guy who was, like, seven feet tall and, like, 500 pounds. Yeah. And he's the one, like, it does, they don't understand. Yeah, there's no turn to him as a character. Yeah, exactly. It's just he was born to be this guy.

Right, yeah. They don't understand what makes the, like, concept interesting in the first place. Yeah. This guy is Conan the Barbarian. There's five Death Wish movies, too? I don't, I think there's three. Maybe there's five. I only know three of them.

There's five movies. The first one is that. And then the next one is happening again. The third one is like, well, it's fucking happened. Oh, yeah. Then there's that remake with Bruce Willis. Yeah. Yeah.

When he had aphasia. Yeah. Yeah. And it was really bad. The fifth one is asleep at the week. Yeah. One of those movies. The fifth one, the fifth death.

movie is so, there's a, there's a, such a sick, like, soccer ball grenade scene where he, a soccer ball grenade scene? One of the best. They're, like, they're really, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. And they're like, how should he kill this guy? Well, there should be a character who likes soccer or something. I forget how it is, but, like, he fully has a detonated. That's sick.

That's naked gun. God. It's a lot. like that happens. Dude, Death Wish 5 is so funny. Dude, speaking of soccer,

let's go Mexico. Oh, yeah. Oh, let's go Mexico tonight. Do at the time this comes out, Mexico, we'll have advanced. Yeah,

okay. Okay, that you're not supposed to say stuff like that. What do you mean? It's actually superstitiously bad. A little wood. I don't believe in that shit, man.

I've never seen a red demon. So I don't believe in anything. It would be, I would be pissed off if you were the one who jinxed it. If I was a Mexican guy. I would be fine. that's a beheading. If they lose, I'm going to take the clip and I'm going to post it around. I'm going to post it around the neighborhood. A video clip. I'm going to put it on.

I'm refusing to knock on wood, but Mexico is going to win. Isn't that right? Caleb's face and it says this guy jinxed Mexico? I will do that. All right, dude. Let's get you back home and going to sleep. I can't go to sleep yet, man. I got to stay up. I got to reset, dude. That's not, you, you can't be weak. You should do. You can't be weak. You should do the Irish sleeping challenge. 17 beers no thanks why

doesn't seem like it would help me reset oh it'll help you reset that's a lot it'll reset your whole brain be so full 17 there's not a world I could drink 17 beers no yeah

could you drink 17 beers depending on the period of time depending on the period of time in a day I couldn't drink 17 I could do it in a day I probably couldn't do it it's a lot of beer man I could totally well if you're counting

tall boys as two beers afternoon Like it has to be afternoon Okay so the day starts at noon and ends at midnight Ends at 2 a.m. Ends at 3 a.m. But there's no way I'm falling asleep well before that. I don't think it's undoable.

I don't think it's doable. I'm sure many people do it in fact. The 17 beer challenge could that be something? I don't really want to... Not for you. I mean for this fucking guy. It doesn't seem enjoyable for anyone really. It doesn't seem like it's going to be fun. Yeah.

I don't think that seems sounds fun to do. That's like it's like five weeks of you doing that every day. That sounds like it's at, uh, at maybe like, I guess eight, there would be a random cry.

Do you think you'd cry? Yeah, that, that, that would be a, that would be a tough one. 10 beers, I feel like that's fine,

you know, and then by 12 years. Oh, you think there'd be an arc to it. You think like it'd get worse and then better. It's, yeah. Oh,

okay. Yeah, I think you're probably right. I think, I think 16 is like, But you can start, can you kickstart it by, because Tall Boy, we've already established that's two beers. It's started by.

No, I would say standard beer is like a 16 ounce poor. Really? That's pints. That's different. Okay, let's go 12. Yeah, it's got to be 12 ounces. But the tall boy can't be the 19 point whatever ounce. Yeah.

Or 25. Yeah, or 25. If you're going natty daddies and you really want to ruin the day. You should not do natty daddies. Oh, and it has to be, it can't be. You can't start with a radler. No, it has to be like. standard beer, like, five, four or five percent in there.

I mean, you take me to the beach for part of the day. Well, but when you're outside and it's warm, they don't affect you. I know. I've been on the golf course and had four beers and been. I feel like I've done 17 beers at the beach before. Okay. Well, then the challenge has already been completed. Yeah, I don't think it's so far-fetched.

No, I've never, I'm over-exaggerating like I do. I'd say 12. 12 is probably where I've That's probably where I've peaked out Yeah I think I've probably I've probably peaked out at 8 So I think If that's me

I can imagine you could do a lot more than I We should do a beer race episode No thank you Well it would just be just You'd leave us in the dust I have digestational issues Not a beer race Not a beer race

But alcohol I don't like that much If you treat the If you treat the beers like holes in golf Right What does that mean Or not holes in golf? in golf. What's a better thing here? You have to have 18 of them? No,

no, I'm just saying like go at your own pace, like oh, like this sip. You can hit a hole in one and drink beer. I already did this though. I did fucking Joe Box with it. Oh yeah. Yeah, keep an eye on. Your idea of the challenge now is that we should hang out and drink beers together.

Yeah. But you have to, but you have to you have to. That sounds fucking great to me. I have to say. Can I say that? I'm fucking... You need that. Craving it.

$200 prize pool, whoever drinks the most. I won't be contributing. You have to put it on your shirt. You can put it up $200 if you want. It can only be competitive between people... I mean, again, whoever has the most fun, I would say.

Joe doesn't even want to drink that much, but just the fact that it's a competition. I'll... I keep spoiling his show on this show. He can put him back. He was hammered. This is going to be the funniest thing. I think he's ever put out.

That's good. I'm excited for it. He is so gone. I wish I took a picture of a face that he made, but I guess it's on camera forever. I need to go make dinner. All right. Guys, go check out chunks. Chunks, yes.

Patreon.com slash chunks TV. We're very excited for this. He hasn't talked about it at all. I know. I've been away. I'm so excited for everyone to get to see this. So many cool people contributed stuff too. Nate Fisher.

Will Senate. We love him. We love him. As well as many other people who I promise is just because I'm tired that I can't think. Sandy Honig. Yes. Branson and the E1 crew. Branson and the boys. Branson, Andrew Charles. But we're going to, guys, we're going to make Patrick into a movie star. Ruby Gillespie. He was a great performance in this short that we made and I'm so excited for everyone to get to see The Eater. go check it out as part of chunks and my girlfriend started on the poster so that is loading so you'll

there may be a poster at some point soon we don't have it also if you if you have if you are the mooch and you are in your friend's car uh smoke cigarettes in the car and keep the windows open and be like it'll be fine the few friends you do have get in fights with them about amounts of money that is less Less than what you would spend it in Arby's. Yeah. Get in fights about $6. Oh, dude, you didn't venomow me $6. Uh-huh.

Yeah, man. Get nasty with it. Get nasty with it. Give them a bag. Yeah, dude, you have rich parents. Count out. Say some shit like that. You have rich parents.

Accused everybody of having rich parents. Accused everyone having rich parents. Except for you. You're the only person in the world. You are a persecuted white boy in America. Yes. You deserve to take a year off. Take a year off.

You deserve to take a year off and you deserve to pay your friend in, in coins. Yes. A bag of coins that you've counted out the exact amount that you owe for lunch. Pay rent to your, pay rent to your mom late. Yeah. Every month. Uh-huh.

She'll give you two weeks. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what age you do this at also. No, it doesn't matter. At any point in your life, take one year to do this. This is how you find yourself. A horrible, horrible life-altering thing happens. Yeah.

Say a breakup, parents die. You live with them. You got to move out. Things like this. Take a year off. Take one year. Take one year off. You're a big piece of shit for a year.

Yep.