Podcast About List - Ep. #394 - There's a brand new country in space and we are moving there

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

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Okay. And now. And now the episode begins. Yeah. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. To today's episode. Uh, again.

Again. Again. The wormhole. Going through the wormhole. Oh my God. Wait. And then we got multiple members. Different universe.

Ready? I don't know. That's it. That's your different universe. I'm speaking a different language. You start to do in a different language. You owe me a $7 bill, bro. Oh, my God.

I don't want to hear shit from you until you give me my $7 bill that has, uh, that has, no, rent isn't due until June 50th. Dude, give me my $7 bill that has I Carly on it. Seriously. Can you imagine going,

can you imagine a movie where they time travel back and they kill Hitler and then they travel to the future and it's a $7 bill with Icarly. That's the only, the only thing that changed is that. And then Nisi Nash is on the $1 bill. Who's that? Uh, the cop from Reno, 911.

one, the black lady. Is it the one who says a new boot? I had a crush on her. That's the only thing I know about that show. She was, she was, she was,

she's lesbianic though. We have no shot. No. We have no shot. No shot with Nisi. Can we get that on the soundboard? I use this gift. Yeah,

that's a good idea. I've been using the Darth Vader no gift. Every day. That's actually, that's the first, that's the first soundboard suggestion in, I think years that you like, that I like,

that I think just now. No. Because it has, that is a usable one. Yeah, I'll taste it. It feels off. Very cold up.

Is it empty? No. That's always, makes me want to taste something is when someone says, this might be poison. Yeah. Does it taste bad to you?

Or does it just warm? But it's warm, but it tastes warm. It's warm and also, I just realized I did not rinse after brushing my teeth because you didn't rinse your taste buds. I didn't rinse my taste buds.

I didn't rinse my taste buds. I didn't rinse my taste buds. Yeah. Of soap. How to taste. My teeth's soap. Yeah. Well, also, this is a good.

I have an enamel restoring toothpaste from Japan. What fuck is my? I've an animal. I have an animal. Yeah. I know him. Who is that? He's like a fucking,

some one of these noise musicians. I like noise. The thing is about music is that it's all noise to me. Yeah. Yeah. Turn it off. Turn it off. Noise music, right?

We're supposed to pretend like this is cool. Every time that there is... I don't think anyone's asking you to pretend that. Yeah. No one. No one, I mean, there's people that are like, like, I feel like that's the most performative level of hipsterdom. And I don't think this is, I'm not, you know, I'm going to, here's what I'm going to, here's what I'm going to, here's how I'm going to step into this, this discourse is I'm going to, I'm going to say it's, it's, it's, it's, that may be true, but I think that's true about basically all music period. Yeah. I think that, I think that it, uh, I think it is, I think it's just another degree further. But I think all that stuff, all that's crap. That music is crap is like that.

I hate large swaths of renowned art and culture. I hate most of it. I'm not a big fan of most music. I've said before the music I like is terrible. Noise music is not any more offensive. You were going to like noise shows as a kid. No.

This was before. And you went to one where some guy was screaming into a toilet. Oh, when I was like 17. Yeah, we used to go to this. I guess, okay, I'm for, oh my God, every single day. Yeah. No, it's all 17 year olds.

It's 17 year olds being like, I'm going to package, I'm going to package this record that's just a sound of the going. Basically, I'm just trying to avoid saying, I think it's interesting, but I'm just going to come up to say it. It's not. It's like, I think it's definitely interesting. Here's the thing. I don't enjoy listening to it. I never have. I probably never will.

But I, I'm not willing to, I'm not willing to. I'm not coming. I'm not coming for the crown, bro. I'm just saying, I'm just saying anytime that someone talks about noise music. usually the most annoying person in the room. I'm not big into ambient music either. You crazy for that. I know I don't like that. I don't care about Brian Eno. I know he's a crossword clue and I got to give respect to that. You got it. You got to tap into that's his biggest use. His biggest use is. I see three letters. The ambient works of. I go, you know, every single sound of the on the computer is any music worth listening to him and Thomas. Don't be 90. I agree. I agree. It's trash.

It's trash before that. The worst era of music is the late 60s. to 1990. Yes. Nothing, but just garbage drug addicts. Before that, it was great. Before that,

amazing. Hello, my baby. Hello, my, that frog singing. I listen to the frog version.

Yeah. The frog version is good. You know, you know that owl. I also think there's no music worth listening to past 2005. I agree. 1990 to 2005 is that's the stretch.

That's when the greatest art. You guys are fucking Normies. You guys are nomi. No, Normie would say the best music came out in 2026. The best music came out today. Whatever today is. If you think that the best music ever came out in 2025, you are a fucking deep iceberg, crazy

at loser, hipster. No one is ever going to respect the video. The scary whale photo. The scary. People are talking about you behind your back at work if you think that. Bro, if you get to the honestly, man, my entire life is like getting, get into hobbies just to the level where you get to the scary whale photo on the on the iceberg. You know what everyone's at work is like, if you go scary whale, it's over. If you are, if you are a strange hipster, there are people who are at at work with you and they're, and they're, oh, great, he got the ox again. He's going to play music from 2024. He's going to.

I'm good. Yeah, I'm feeling all right. Oh, God. He's playing this old bullshit. Dude, we don't like old music. And then a giga hipster walks in. You know, I'm all about that base. No trouble. Wait, what is this?

Is she even speaking fucking English? Damn, this is a deep cut. Damn, yeah. What's this deep cut music? I never was. Damn, they actually had some, some hits back in the olden days. 2014. I will say 2014

the top hits worst music ever it was the worst music ever it was like I mean maybe we're just like because it was like we were 16 then no I even then

I was like this is even then I was like I know this is bad and I know that I know that it's not the thing where you're like pop music sucks because now I love pop music

I listen to pop music all the time dude that I'm there is better song which everybody's like that's the worst song ever I love that that song's awesome because it's an old song made new

yeah Yeah, but the new version's better. The new versions. I agree. Because the old one's nonsense. The old one is nonsense. And the old one, I'm like, okay, when am I getting the end of this? I have to pay attention.

And also, there's something, exactly. There's something disgusting to me about that video. They're all the aliens. They're blue blobs. The blue guys are made out of blue boogers and their French. Thank God. Thank God that somebody listened to that disgusting song. I was like, no, you know what?

I'm not blue. I'm good. Yes. Yeah. It's, we're done being blue. It's time to be good. They did the version of it, where when you were a kid and you, when they say da-d-di-d-da-da, you hear lyrics.

Like, I thought it was, I'm blue. If I were green, I would die. Yeah. That was the version that I would always sing. And finally, somebody was like, you know what? Because they're speaking in kids speak. Let's put pen to paper, man. Let's fix this song. It's a fixing song. They fixed it up.

I'm good. I'm feeling all right. I'm going to have the best freaking night of my life. And it's David Guetta. And it's David Guetta. David Guetta. He had the other song, sexy bit. Well, that was 2011. 2011 music for 2011 is really good i think literally up to 2012 i guess 2012 is like gangnam

style and then once you got gangdom style and what does the fox say yeah you had five years of everything existing in a crater of that type of song i think up until 2017 i think up until 2017 they were all right every time was trying to be gangdom style once we got rid of little dicky things started to kind of okay we're moving somewhere now yeah yeah we're getting some somewhere again. And then here comes Bebe Rexa and Bebe Rexa is doing interviews where she's like, why am I so abused? Everybody hates me. Everyone hates my guts. I don't understand the hate for Bebe Rexa. Is it her name? It's her name. Probably her name. She's the one that's married to Taiko Wittiti. What? That changes a lot. I think so. Wow. Google this. Because Taiko At

Atiti. Do you think he was inspired by her? Yeah. Hitler. I'm good. I'm feeling all right. She, Tycoeatiti is, that's an interesting pairing because people wouldn't think think that she would be with such a, like a mental... An AC bro. A fucking ACOro. An iconoclastic kind of art house. Exactly. A guy who really, really bugs...

Let's take Hitler down a tread by me being him. By me being me. Let's make Hitler by I be him. Because who's worse than Hitler? And I hang it with a little boy? The only guy's worse than Hitler could possibly be is me. No. Why did you think that?

It's another one. You're thinking of Rita Ora, right? Rita Ora. Yeah. Rita Orica. She got in a lot of trouble because people are like, she's pretending to be black Rihanna. What?

Yeah. Back in the day, people were like, black Rihanna? Or she's pretending to be Rihanna, therefore she's pretending to be black. I don't call Rihanna Black Rihanna. Well, no, you call Rihanna.

It seems like you call Rihanna, white Rihanna. No, no, well, no. You know, it's confusing. It seems like you have a draw distinction between Rihanna and Black Rihanna. It's two in the morning. We woke up so early to record this.

It's 10.2. It's 1022. Oh, too. Can you just lie a little bit to save me. We don't lie. I called her Black Rihanna and I'm not standing for it. Rita Oura, I called Black Rihanna. I said she was trying to be Black Rana.

But she got in trouble for skinwalking Rihanna back in the day. Yeah. But then, and she's another person that I really only know through Crossword Clues. Yeah. What's her? Yeah, she is a crossword clue a lot. Yeah. What is her big song?

I'm Rita Ora bitch. I'm Rita or a bitch. I'm Black Rihanna bitch. I'm Black Rihanna. That's her big song. It seems like she's trying to pretend to be black. She is pretending to be Rihanna. I'm black Rihanna.

I've been listening to a lot of late, late era Britney Spears recently. Yeah. And man, she lost it like nobody's ever lost it. Like what era? Like 2010. Yeah.

Like, oh, what was that fucking song she did with Will I Am? Yeah, what is that song called? I was just listening to it. Yeah. And I can't remember how it goes.

But there's a part where she does like the hook and then she tries to sing in the middle. And it's like unlistenably bad. Yeah. Her voice is so bad. Well, that was when she was in conservatorship, right? Is she not still?

No. She's free. Wisa free. Wisa free. I sent that the other night because the trash. That's my Georgia Binks. Yeah. Yeah, if he was a mouse.

Honey. Honey? You didn't say honey. You so big. Give me honey. You so big. Why did he? When did you say that recently?

He said any. You said, Mui, big. And it really made me laugh so hard. I forget. get you did a perfect jar jar yeah Annie that's when he's a senator

yeah yeah yeah it's so funny they made him a senator I know it's awesome George Lucas is so awesome yeah I mean he he should take over for I mean that's how platinum old yeah and run in Maine yeah that's not a bad idea man now the platinum's out get Jar Jar Jar Binks in there and you let me just say he's probably more competent than a lot of our current senators yeah yeah I mean I think that he

He's exactly the type of working class kind of moron guy that should be running for president. And Nabu is basically Maine. It does kind of look like Maine. Yeah. They got really short beaches. And then there's some woods. Water. I guess actually it's...

A booming downtown metropolitan area such as Portland. Bubbles? Because remember they got bubbles. Oh yeah. There's bubbles all over Portland. Well, but also Naboo. Napu. I was just thinking about this the other day.

I think Nabu is one of the best sci-fi plans. names they ever made. Yeah, I agree. No, the worst is, Aktu. I was just watching a movie from the 50s the other day that had one of the worst planet names ever, planet heiress, A-R-O-U-S. And I was like, this is the worst planet name ever. And I was trying to think what even is a good planet name?

And the first thing I thought it was Nabu. I don't like Nabu. I think second place, gotta be Mustafa. Mustafa is really good. But I know what I give it fourth? Gieti Prime. That's cool. I like a Prime number two.

Getty. Yeti Prime number two. Number four has got to be Mustafa. Caledan is also really good from doing. I think Tatooine is an awesome one. Tattoo. Most of the Star Wars ones are really good. Star Wars does well.

Tatooine is definitely number three. Definitely Naboo, Getty Prime, Tatooine, Mustafa. And then who's in this coveted fifth spot? Pandora? You know what? I also, here's another one I wanted to throw in there. Another one that I think it's a different type of planet name, but it's another really great one is Cybertron. Cybertron's cool.

Yeah. And isn't it a cube? I don't think so, but the cube is the AllSpark. That's the Borg. Wait, so Cybertron is just a fucking planet. It's made out of technology, I think. I think it's a... But I'm not up on it.

I don't love... That's one where I'm like, just... They can just be toys. Yeah. We don't need it. There needs to be the lore for the toys, though. But why? For the commercial.

When I'm playing with the tour, the commercial never brings up the lore. Yeah, it does. Does it? They constantly do... Oh my God, this guy's the villain. We have to shoot them with our giant, Gun that you have an ar. Villan and hero. That's the extent of the lore that I need. I don't need to know where

they're from. It's on the back of the box. It's always on the back of the box. You're a nerd for reading the back of the box. I love the back of the box. I ripped open the box with my teeth the second it came out of those. You rip it open. When you're a security tag off, I was ripping it open. When you're a kid, right, you're getting like random fucking Star Wars guys. I had a Star Wars guy that was like a man in blackface. Yeah, I had, I had a lot of my uncles, my uncle Matt's Star Wars toys. just brought down, passed down to me. Yeah. There were some characters in there

that are not in the movies. Yeah. There's one, it's like a guy from the canteena. I've definitely talked about this one before, but he's clearly a white guy in blackface. But he's pure black. Like his whole head is, it's a bald black guy,

blacked up guy. And it was something, it starts with, I think it's a double D name. I forget the name of him. But he had two guns. And I was like, that's all I need is the guns.

All I need is the two guns from this back. This guy can be sitting in the corner just like... When you see the hand on a figure like this and there's no gun and you're like, oh, I got to find that shit. Yeah. And then you take them off a stormtrooper. You find other things to put in their hand. Yes. Like a macaroni

noodle or that are funny. A piece of pasta. A piece of pasta. Yeah. And you're like, that's a lightaber. Yeah. That's like a wheat colored lightsaber. Yeah. The worst thing, I think, as a kid was losing all the cool guns. That was the worst. And then you were using big guns that don't fit in the hand.

Losing Han Solo's gun. Losing Han Solo's little blaster and it's like, how the fuck is he going to fight? I know, man. One time at the flea market, though, there was a guy selling just like a Ziploc bag full of the guns. Who came up with this name, Flea Market? A dog?

That's a good question. That's such a good question that we should investigate without looking up right now. Okay, let's figure it out. What do fleas do? They hop from back and back. and they infest. They infest.

They create infestations. What is a flea market, they buy and cause ithings? What is a flea market, but an infestation of poor people? Yeah. Yeah. Or what happens when you,

what happens when you put on a piece of clothes from a flea market without washing it first? It's scabies. You itches. Yes. See, I just assume that everywhere washes the clothes first. Me too. I wear them raw.

At a flea market. I got dermatitis from a pair of pants. I had a free El Chapo shirt from a flea market in North Carolina that I got. and it was like that was the most expensive thing I've ever seen at a flea market. Yeah. I brought it to the front thinking it would be five bucks. It was fucking $30 for this shirt. But it was so cool that I had to buy it.

Yeah. I haven't been to a flea market in a minute. Yeah. I went to the one in the Lendendary last time I was home. Yeah. The London Dary flea market has been infested by AI. It really pisses me off. Yes.

It is kind of the number one thing now. AI and a really stretchy policy. Elyester shirt. Yeah. Goku holding like a Sprite can. Yeah. Homer as Goku. Yeah. I almost watched a New Simpsons thing last night. Yeah. Almost turned on Simpsley. What is that? It's a Disney Plus exclusive film noir Simpsons episode that they just put out called Simpsley. I've been getting a lot of YouTube shorts of New Simpsons because I was watching a lot of old Simpsons clips

and then they just don't make a distinction in the algorithm which makes sense. But all the shorts are new simpsons and it's just like and they are it's really funny because all the captions are very very matter of fact it'll be yeah bart has homework yeah and it's and then you watch the short has homework have you seen these new ones where they're like doing AI songs about the episode plots yes these are incredible these are incredible yeah it's like homer wants to start a business where we're selling burgers at the store and it does the whole episode in the form of a song oh i see yeah I know who was on. It's New Simpsons. Sorry to interrupt, but this is important.

Yeah. Planet of the Base was on the New Simpsons. Yes, yes, it was. We've seen it. I like when they see that, when I see one of those shorts of the New Simpsons episodes and it's like, they don't even address it because it's not a part of it, but you'll be watching it. And you're like, is that Nate Bargazzi? Yeah.

They said, why is he, he's just random? He's just talking. And Homer's voice is different. Yeah. Homer's getting old. years of abuse. Homer's getting really old. It's really sad. I'm sorry. Mark sounds like this now. Yeah. It's sad.

You remember when the, I'm sure Julio remembers when the Spanish Simpsons Homer died probably 10 years ago. And there was, you don't remember this? No. I think there's a statue of Homer in Mexico that is like, good. I mean, that's good. There should be one. Yeah. But it's like the. Tribute to the guy. Tribute to this amazing. Tribute to the guy.

Tribute to the guy. Homer, big bronze. That's a beautiful plaque. Tribute to the guy. Yeah. Wow. And if you're one of these nitpicky assholes that goes, I'm the guy. Oh, what does this even mean?

Like, tribute to what guy? Look at the damn statue, man. Just look. It's Homer. That's a P.S. If you're wondering who the guy is, look at the damn statue. That's at the bottom of the planet.

I like statues. I think we should have a Homer statue. We really, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, Statue of Liberty sucks.

I'm going to be honest, dude. The statues, it sucks. It's too, far away. The Confederate statues are way cooler than the ones we have in New York. They got a flag waving. Don't pay attention to what kind of flag it is, but they're always like, I just don't know why we can't have one of those. They always look so mad. They have those statues and

they were frozen in time. In like Russia, they're like 400 feet tall and are like in the middle of the city. Like, why can't we just have that? Someone was telling me recently. There's a giant, there's like a giant one, I think in China of like a Buddha or a monk or something. And it's like 600 feet tall. Yeah. There's crazy, crazy stuff. The two best statues in the world to me are the two, the one statue in China of like the guy that they hate really bad. It's like somebody from like, oh, and you go and you slap them?

Yeah, you go out to the statue, you beat the fuck out of it. Yes, I love that. And the second one is the one in Budapest. That's just Colombo. It's Colombo and his dog. That's cool. That's the type of thing that's cool. I saw a statue in Japan that really made me laugh where it was a statue of a samurai

and I was like, damn that, like, and it looked really old. And I was like, wow, that's really. really cool. I got what this must be honoring some guy like some samurai and I went up and read the plaque and was like this is a famous actor who played a samurai and a play. That's awesome. I like that my favorite, it's not really a statue, but in Rome there's a little pyramid that's like the size. It's probably as tall as this room. Yeah. It's like 15 feet tall. Yeah. And it's just and it looks really, really old. And apparently Romans were really obsessed with ancient Egypt and it was just some rich Roman guy in like the year five

who was like I want a back then it was like But now it's still hell old does. Back then it was current Egypt. No no it was no ancient Egypt was way before dude. It's quite old. Ancient Egypt is to them. You challenge the wrong guy. Year five? Those are the two that I have as

ancient Egypt and Rome. Yeah. Those are the two things that I know a little bit about. Dude you've seen the the statue. I guess it's not that new anymore but the new statue in Boston Common. No. No. The uh, the slide. No, the big can you pull this up, Julio? Search Boston Common.

The cop who died. I guess it's a sculpture, not a statue. What is it of? Dude, it's basically, you'll see when you see you. Can we go on a road trip and do this? I would love to. Yes, this one here. The embrace.

Have you guys not seen this? Now, look at other pictures. Oh, I have seen this. Just go to images and scroll through the different angles. It completely from different angles looks like either penises, poops, or various crazy Look at this. I remember this. This is right in the middle of the common, dude.

Wow. The embrace, it's supposed to be... It's Martin Luther King. Oh, that's the... Wow. It's really unfortunate. Just make the fucking full statue of them hugging. What the fuck?

Well, that would be a massive fucking statue. But that's what I mean... Can you imagine how much Boston stocks would be up if we got like a 500 foot tall statue? Now, look at this one. I wonder if this is also a... This is the kind of thing I like. Is the hippo playing chess with the bunny?

I like this one. Yeah. This one's good. The frogs are good. But I'm a big fan of the hippo playing chess with the... Yeah, we got the classic ducks in Boston too. And those kids. Those kids are also...

The ducklings. But the embrace is... It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. They did not learn that plane. I hate... You know the... Whatever it is,

Delancey Street or some shit, those little guys with the bags of coins. Oh, and Union Square. Oh, the Union Square, the little guys. Yeah, I know about the dog thing. The dog thing. Yeah, that guy killed a dog. That guy killed a dog for fucking no reason for an art project. I guess he was like 19 and he was like trying to be an artist that he just brought out of camera.

He adopted a dog and shot the dog. It was called like dog shot film. And then people got all mad because he got mad. People got all mad because they're wokeness. You can't kill dogs. Yeah, that was a, you know, I'm sorry to that dog. But he makes a cute little guy. As a story, though, that's really funny.

To be making these little guys. I like those cute little guys, but I wish that they looked more like mythical and fan. Like, I wish it was a bunch of like elves instead of little. They're too round. It feels like touch stuff territory. I wish they were extremely realistic like Keebler elves, basically. Yeah. So like I kind of have a sense of whimsy when I'm going through this.

They're just round guy. They look like bone. Yeah. Yeah. They're too blob-like. they should be all realistic. What is bone supposed to be? He's a bone.

He's a bone, yeah. He is? He's a white thing that looks like a femur. They're all bones. But they're weird. They don't quite look like bones. I know what you mean, but they are bones. This is something that everyone went through.

And I'm going through it at 29 years old. I'm realizing this about bone. I think there was conversations about this in the, in the classrooms. You know what I'm saying? But nobody wanted to talk to me about bone when I was growing up. I'm sorry. Yeah, it was pretty fucked up. because I had the big one that was all black and white

and they had a color version. I got the big one as well. I never read it as a present. I was reading Justice League. See, I liked more, I liked alternative comic books. Yeah. Like Bone. I liked Hellboy.

I read all of Hellboy. Yeah, me too scary. Too scary. El Boy was so sick. Hellboy is so awesome. That's the best comic ever. It's so sick. Do you guys watch the David Harbor one?

No. I don't remember it at all. Uh, it, it's, like, fun, but it's just, like, it's one of those things where it, like, is, tries to adapt, like, three different things from the comics at the same time. Yeah. And it's very overstuffed. And it just is, like, not good. And they made...

And the Perlman ones are just so cool. Yeah. They're cool. But they just have... I mean, dude, not to put my comic book fan hat on again, but they just haven't done one yet that fits the tone of the comics. Mm-hmm. And that seems like they never will.

Yeah. There was a new one, like, a couple years ago. They haven't even watched. With Harbor? No, with some other guy. And it was a... And it was released by Catchup Entertainment. Whoa.

Ketchup. Ketchup Entertainment. So it was one of those movies that nobody wanted to see. And then Ketchup Entertainment said, we'll put it out. Yeah. Which is what Ketchup Entertainment does. I've never heard of Ketchup Entertainment. They're putting out Kiyote versus Ugly.

Oh, brother. Yeah. Coyote versus Ugly is what I said. That's my bad. It's a different movie. That's the Coyote Ugly. That's the sequel to Kiotto. That's the women.

That's the women dancing on the bar. Lost Media. It's lost for a reason. It's so funny. If nobody had the thought to save media, it wasn't meant to be saved. It's so funny when people complain about lost media online, like people are like, wow, the new like backyard again's like footage was uncovered. And everyone's like, why is it always like little kid stuff?

And it's like, because adults run the world. I think I know. Why? It's people on the spectrum trying to look for it. Oh, I think it's kids. It's not kids on the spectrum. It's not kids looking for it. It's grown men.

I think, if you have this sort of forensic media ability, let's get you on 9-11. 11 or the JFK assassinations. If we put a backyard again in the footage. Let's try to get new angles of assassination. We have to put Pablo from backyard. It was actually riding next to JFK in the convertible. You can only see him from the other side. We have found 14 new angles of the JFK assassination.

That's what I mean. Because they thought Pablo was there. This Tyler Robinson kid could get BB free in 10 minutes if we had these guys. He was wearing a shirt. for... If he was wearing a shirt for Ben 10... He was wearing a Ben 10 T-shirt from a... It'd be over. And it was an alien that was... It was a

concept art for an alien. And they're like, wait a minute. We need a clear photo. That one has never... That one has never been shown. We get a 4K crystal clear image of that. That's how we get them. That's how we free... You know, my action... The thing that pisses me out so bad about the lost media people is...

Is when there'll be like a pop crave post or something that's like this show is leaving HBO this week. And then there's a million people who are... So it's officially lost media. Yeah. Dude, download it. Are you talking about, man? Somebody has it online already.

Exactly. There's pirates everywhere. Open up FRAPS, dude, and just screen record your shit. Yeah, dude. Get that big FRAPS, like watermark. You get the 99 frames per second on the FRAPS. FRAPS was really, I remember as a kid, the search for a free screen recording software was just so hard. I mean, and here's what I mean.

I'll say is I feel I had the same thing. And I'm so glad that I was never able to figure it out. Yeah, I was. Because that would have resulted in a lot of videos. Yeah, I made a lot of RuneScape videos with videos. Made a lot of YouTube poops in that way. I never figured the out the, uh, I did a lot of unregistered hypercam on the pivot animation.

Yep. Yes, yes. And that was the thing though, like you would have the watermark in there and then it was like, wait, I just saw a video that I really liked with it. And you're like, I want that there because it looks cool now. and became cool to me to see that logo. Yeah. There was some impossibility to me about when I was a kid trying to learn flash.

That was like I don't even know where to start. I don't know if it's a program or if it's a, yeah. That was what I got into flash for a minute. See, I couldn't do it. I was doing some flash. I was all pivot because pivot was easy. Pivot was cool, but it was impossible to make anything look cool.

Yeah, you couldn't do. It was all stick guys. Yeah. But I did some stick guy stuff. Yeah. I did stick guy stuff in flash. Humping. Humping on pivot.

The fightings. The stick figure. The fighting was always way too, way too intense. That's what I was trying to do. It was so hard. I would do one movement.

So, humping or middle finger where they do this, and the finger raises out of their, out of a fist. Yeah, but the flash thing was like,

that was some esoteric knowledge to me that I could never grab. I tried to learn it. There was a brief period where I was like, animation's pretty easy. I can probably figure that out. Yeah,

it's hard. No, it's the hardest thing. Very, very hard. It's really easy. There's a reason why all of the animators from Newgrounds back in the day are all like, they all have like real jobs or movies or TV shows now. Yep, they're making the back rooms.

They're making the back rooms. Kane Parsons was negative, he was negative four. Yeah. On Newgrounds. And he did adult animation stuff. He did. Where you go back and you look at his stuff and he was making Star Screen have her boobs out. Star Screen?

Star Scream. What's her name? Star Scream is a jet. As a boy. What's the girl from Teen Titans? He's a jet, right? Starfire. Starfire. But also probably a sexual transformer.

Yeah. Well, I guess we'll never know. I guess we know. I don't know. I was just saying shit to say shit, man. You can go look, man. I haven't visited Newgrounds in some years. I did.

I visited it recently. You went AO? Yeah, no. You said yeah first. I was looking for... Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah, no.

Yeah, no. I was looking for this. I was looking for this game. It was called like... Patrick Doran dress up. No, Thing, Thing Arena. Or Madness Arena. I forget which one it is.

Thing, Thing. Madness Combat was the one where it's like, yeah, the stick figures with the line in their face. And then there was an arena version of the game. It was so sick. It's this like third person shooter. I played it the other day. Just was like, oh, I forgot about this.

I love when you go play one of those old flash games and they don't hit. They don't hit it all. No, they don't. I'm playing it for like 20 minutes. The only one that still hits is the sand one. The sand one was fun. You know which one I was obsessed with and I haven't gone back to? What?

It's fancy pants adventure. I don't know what that is. Yeah, I never really played that one. That one I thought was the coolest thing ever. And I saw it's on Steam. I saw they have like a full version of it on Steam. I'm looking at my buy it and see what's up. What was that?

Steam game I bought for you at Fourth of July. It is laptop plugged into the computer. The Bindi and the ink machine you bought. And it did because it didn't ask for a security code. No, it did. I typed in a random number. It worked. Wow, that's kind of troubling.

That is troubling. Literally, there's something in steam that they need to fix because like, it wasn't my security code. It was not. I think it was I put in one, two, three. Yeah. And it's not my code. Well, now that narrows a down.

You shouldn't even said that. Yeah. Because now people are going to steal my card and use my codes. No, it's not one, two three. Oh, yeah, true. There's only, I mean, it's only three digits. Exactly. It's only like two or three other combinations that could be.

No. 4-5-6. Don't say any more. That's my fucking code. 4-5-6? Yeah. I used to play a lot of the Warthog flip, and then I played a lot of virtual buddy, but then I discovered that they put George Bush in there, and it pissed me off so bad that I put the game down.

They also put John Kerry, so it was actually a bipartisan effort. I honestly didn't really know who that was. Yeah, me neither. That was like, that was like... That election had already happened. I think George Bush was really hammered in, like, you really knew who he was. Yeah. And I had the same thing where I was like...

Who the fuck is John Terry? I didn't know. I knew that his, I knew that he was the reason why we didn't buy Heinz, or we didn't buy Heinz ketchup. Yeah, because he was married to Mrs. Ketchup. Yeah. And that for a long time in my house, it was like, you can't have Heinz ketchup. We're doing BDS of the care of the Democratic carry. The Democratic family.

Democratic ketchup. That is, that is crazy. Crazy to do BD it. Honestly, it's the only good ketchup. My grandpa uses Hunt's ketchup. and it's like, bro. Hunts is crap. Most ketchup is bad, but Heinz is like... Heinz is the only good ketchup.

Yeah. Unless you get one of those fancy ketchup, like some... Sir Kensington. Is that the guy with the Monaco? The Monaco. That's some good ketchup. The spicy, the spicy Sir Kenzington is pretty good. It's funny to be like, we're going to make a fancy ketchup and be like, which of the

guy on a baby. Yeah. Well, it's Sir Kensington. They're also like a big vegan brand. So it's also, yeah. All the vegan... It's expensive ketchup. Dude, all the vegan food names is like, I guess Gardine is fine, but like most of it is like... Anything that was before people really were doing that.

Yeah. Is my kick-ass spicy satan. Dude, the cussing in the food has got to go. Yeah. It's got to go, man. It shouldn't have ever been here in the first place. I used to love the Miyoko's cream cheese or Miyoko's cheese. I know that one.

Yeah, that shit was yummy. If I wanted a food that had fucking in it, I would jizz in my sandwich. Exactly. If I wanted shit in my sandwich, there'd be shit in my sandwich. So let's keep it. Let's keep it out. Keep it PG, guys. Please, please. And I know what you're doing when you put the asterisk on it.

And when you go into a grocery store, it should be, it shouldn't be like, okay, here's the fruit. Here's the sauce. Here's the canned food. It should be rated G, PG, whatever's after that. PG-13. Baby food to beer. Yes. And then in between the language determines.

Because I don't want to, and there should be a little place where all the kids can sit and play on a little, play old video games. on a CRT TV and I should be able to do that too. And also adults, but when there should be video game demos at the grocery store. The kids get kicked out like adult swim. It's like everybody's out for 15 minutes. Demo kiosks, Xbox with the grocery stores have not seen. Who was the last time we saw a revolution in grocery store design? What's the last?

Who's pushing the boundaries? Kind of. But no. All they did was make it fucking worse. Yeah. They were like, we're not even going to take. You know what? We're not even going to take the stuff out of the box.

Yeah. what the revolution is is the, is the, uh, Amazon ones where you don't, you just pick it up. Yeah. But that's worse. I know it's worse. But I mean, that's the only real revolution. The grocery store was perfected and people keep trying to go. No, there's got to be a better.

No, no, I think there's there's, it's a not broke, don't fix it thing. You know what? Here's a revolution I saw. And this was several years ago now, but there was a stop and shop in Massachusetts that I went to that, uh, you like scan your items as you go. Like the cart has like a, like, a robot that scans stuff. That's pretty good. if you don't want it anymore. I don't remember.

I don't think we, I think it was like an option to use that or not and we didn't because you're like this is weird. I'm thinking more amenities. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like the last amenity I feel like I.

Can I say something? I'm always here's something. I'm going to give grocery stores their flowers for a second because we're ragging on it a little bit. Go ahead. I'm always so pleasantly surprised that every single grocery store has a public bathroom that you can use. Hmm. I don't know if that's true. I can't use them.

I don't know that I've been into a grocery store and needed a bathroom. and needed a bathroom and not been able to go to the bathroom. I think the food line on Olianer, they have those big, big double doors. And if you ask about the bathroom, they're like, it's in there. You're not supposed to use it. Well, that's a bad grocery store then. In my experience, when I've needed one, I've been able to use it. It's definitely more common now.

The food line and olivanders? Yeah. In Wilmington, the food line on Olieander. Oh, yeah. I just assumed that was some fancy place you go to here. I know, me too. I'm a Costco, man, through and through. Costco got a whole

I'm going to four different grocery stores, bro. I live in grocery store heaven. Yeah, you do live in. I live there's so many grocery stores near me. And you got a 24-hour one over here. I got the 24-hour one. That's pretty good. And then I got two 24-hour grocery stores.

Damn, dude. I'm fucking spoiled, yeah, you are spoiled. It's crazy. But it is expensive, and a lot of the times you'll buy stuff from a 24-hour grocery store and you get home and you realize it's completely bad. Yes.

Yeah, I go home, you cut into the shalot, and there's like a mold in it, and you're like, That's a thing that had never happened to me. And somehow every, every produce you buy around here is somehow bad within a day and a half. Yeah. You got it on its last day. Yeah.

All we're going to a store that is only fruit and veggies. Yeah. It's way, way cheaper than if you go to a grocery, an actual grocery store. Yeah. They have that? Yeah, there's a place on Myrtle that is just fruit. Dude, a box of blackberries is a dollar. Is this that place that's on the corner?

Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Near cozy. I'm going to start going there. And they make their own kimchi, too, and it's cheap and good. Wow. Yeah.

Do you know what I miss? I miss living next to Mr. Lemon. Remember that spot? Kind of. The Mr. family. It's a lemon store. It's a lemon store.

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of free on the farm. Monster. Lemonster. I remember Mr. Lemon. Yeah. They had their own tofu. That was a dollar.

Yeah, that's pretty good. It was so clutch. Wow. I'm just not, I'm not into small grocery stores. I want the biggest, badest grocery store. I want a big grocery store with a lot of space to walk through.

Yeah. And they have everything. And I want, don't want employees that have been there for 40 years. I want employees, I want the longest tenured employee to be working there for like 90 days. You know what the worst part of the small grocery stores that don't have everything is that there is you like when you're buying something that you haven't bought before from your grocery store, there's like a chance that they just don't have to look everywhere. Yeah. And you'll ask somebody and they'll be like,

I don't know, maybe. It's like, how do you not know? There's like five aisles in here. Random shit. They put it in random places. It's just anywhere. Yeah. You have to look through the entire store and the end result could be like, I guess I have to go to two or three other stores. Paper towels, you find them between like the steak and the curry powder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, okay, I guess, I guess I have to remember this forever. But then the next time you go, they've moved it again because I don't know, they're just always rearranging shit. I just miss market basket every day. Do Mark, market market is like, I mean, don't even say anything. Do market basket is, no, dude, it's like a wet market. No, I wasn't pushing this

over for you to toy with it. I was silencing him. He silenced me. Yeah. Interesting. Right. I started dissing your beloved basket. And it didn't even work.

How did you, how did you mess it up again? There's like a button stuck. And now I'm, okay, now I'm back. What do you like about market best? It's just the best one.

He likes where it's from. No, it's just the best grocery store. There's best stuff in there. It's a loyalty. It's a loyalty thing. They have the best. I'm a Harris Teeter guy.

They have the best, like, store brand stuff. They have good stuff. There is some pretty good stuff. And it was, and it was, it was cheap. I wish it was as fuck. The fucking, uh, I got so much, so much good deals on like different types of meats. I really wish that there was an HEB up here because I've never been to one. And they have great commercials.

It is such a funny American thing. That's, that's Tony Hinchcliff's favorite. Yeah. Tony Hinchcliffs. Okay. He probably likes water too. Hinchcliff. E from

Oontaraj Bill Cosby that's HB dude fine with me also Kauai Leonard Tony Parker Tim Duncan

I don't know these guys they're basketball players they're for the on the spurs yeah and they did a bunch of funny ass How come they're never going to call them the sperm Manu Genoble because of homophobia they're in they're in Texas

homophobia does ruin a lot of good sperm every every name of every sports team would be a funny sperm joke if it wasn't for the homophobic rights. Specifically that. Let's get, let's go through. Let's think of, let's think of some good. The Toronto Faptors. Yeah. The Toronto blue gaze.

The blue gaze, yeah. New gaze. The Toronto new gaze. The Boston Redcocks, the Chicago whitecocks. Yeah. The yankers. The Yankeers. The Portland Seaman dogs.

That's good. Mm-hmm. San Antonio sperm. The San Diego. The Dallas broke back mountain cowboys. The Miami heat from my ball sack. The heat from my ballsack. The heat from your ball sack.

Miami heat from your ballsack. It would go on forever, man. The Indiana place her outside call up a dude. Wow. That's a really long, long stretch. but I do like that. Indiana plays hers outside. Chicago Bulls,

parentheses, guy who fucks your wife. Yeah, but or guy who fucks your boyfriend. Or the Chicago bullshits. Well, that would be like sort of an anti-sports. Yeah.

The bullshit. Yeah. That'd be anti-sports. But we're thinking gay names. The Boston Booms. Oh, the New York Dix. New York Dix.

The Boston Boeums. Mm-hmm. Booms. The Boeums. The Booms. The Booms. The Booms. Yeah.

It's like, . Fuck this. Yeah. And the New Jersey does. The Boston sell your tickets. The Washington National Fuckups. Whoa.

I like that. National losers. Yeah. Hey, we already have that team. It's called Congress, the Senate, the grand jury, the super judge. And the scientific foundations. And the scientific foundations that won the entire operation, if you ask me. The Seattle super suckers.

The Smithsonian can suck my balls, first of all. Suck on it. Yeah. I hate the Smithsonian. Nice bones. Fuck every museum. Should we do this? Yeah, dude.

This is a, this is one. I'm excited for. This one, Joe Box went so long yesterday. I couldn't do anything. Dude. I'm sorry. Don't even apologize.

Sucker on my, you know what. Should I just screen share the, like, homepage of this? You're a microphone damager, by the way.

He literally, he said ow when I hit his phone. Dude, that's how interlinked. Unlike you, we feel the microphones. Yeah. You are not,

you are like, microphones hurt. No, he said, Al, when the phone was hit. I said it for your microphone.

No. Yes, It's true. He damaged me. Look. He's calling his phone to him. Yeah, I'm a modern man. Bro.

So what? And all I said is sucker on my, you know what. You damaged him. You damaged him. And you still haven't apologized. I'm not apologizing. Dude, I, dude, you literally cracked my, you know what.

Look, you cracked my phone. You see that little line? That's been there. Nope. Is it really not? It hasn't been. You just cracked my phone. There's no way.

You just did that. I'm sorry. It's been there. Yeah. Actually, I don't know. You might have cracked it. I mean, I don't remember this corner being gone. Dude, you cracked my phone. You got rid of the corner of his phone.

You got rid of the corner. You cracked my corner and you cracked my case in the corner. I just used to have a corner. You said sucker on my, you know what? How is that so? What? I deserve death for that because this is death. I reacted not accordingly.

Okay. It was an outsized reaction on your part. You can admit to that. I'll apologize. Okay. So I can now say sucker on my, you know what? with impunity. Because why would that make you so mad? You said it out of nowhere. Yeah. After we came up with all these amazing team names. I thought we were in a good place

and then I ruined it. Yeah. It came up with all these amazing team names and then out of nowhere you're like, but then you beat up my corner. Yeah. I look. I shouldn't have done that. With other property. Yeah. Okay. Let's talk about as garth. So this is as Gardia. The space, the space nation. This is their website, asgardia.space. Yeah, that's cool. And their population, I guess, is 1,1,127,000.

They're strong over there. I just wanted to show the website first. Wait, we can become an Asgardian right now? I already became one. I think you have to pay, don't you? I didn't pay for my citizenship, but I did make an account. And I downloaded the app. Asgardia, the first space nation,

a unique international community of forward-looking people, a digital state with its own transparent economy focused on scientific progress on earth and in space. Real quick, can I play you finish this and then I have the national anthem. Yeah, I'm just going through the homepage. You can choose your journey go from Asgardian to a

resident to a politician. These are the three things you can be. You can have an ID card. This is an example here of a resident identification card and this is the founder that head of mission, Dr. Igor Ashurbeli.

yeah i've watched i sure i sure believe this man looked good that's what i'll say okay so this is a so basically i did a little bit of reading on what this is uh-huh this is a company effectively that launched a satellite into space one of 15,000 satellites that are in space and they said okay so now that we have that up there we own space and we are a new we are declaring ourselves a sovereign nation that is based in space we're going to have a space arc, which they want to build a giant circle that people live in, and then eventually colonize the moon. So they're in a race now against all these people who want to colonize the moon and Mars and shit. No one wants to colonize the moon. They want to go to Mars.

Yeah, it's a little strange thing. Yeah, kind of sucks to be the Asgardians. And it's like, oh, great, they're all going to fucking Mars now. We literally just launched our fucking satellite. Well, that's why they're like, okay, well, the moon is Asgardian now. So we got to go one planet further into Mars. Also, I love how they can't just call it Asgard. They have to add the EIA. So I have not heard this yet, but this is the Asgardia National Anthem. Adaptation by Cheryl Gallagher. Who is a member of the Asgardian Parliament.

Cool. DMCA copyright strike immediately from Asgard. Yeah. This is Huville. Yeah. It is Huval. I like the Conga drums. The future.

Is that going to translate? Like when they're all singing it together, the trot. Whoa. I'm getting misty. Okay. Okay, guys. Imagine this in the beginning of the World Cup, though, World Cup game. Yeah.

The guys wearing jet packs are playing. Yeah, I mean, that's unfair. Dude, I have to say the emotion is hitting me. How much is left? 20-minute anthem. They're in moon time. Oh, there's actually showing footage. Whoa.

Is that AI? No. Oh, there's Igor himself. That is sick. That kind of little... Imagine being the child of an Asgardian parent. You can get citizenship if you are. Oh, and I think that's Cheryl.

She's playing the harp. Whoa. Sounded good. It was better than I expected, I have to say. The main... The... Asgardia seems to be... Wait, wait, sorry.

Yes. Asgardia member of parliament, Cheryl Gallagher created her own adaptation of the national anthem. of Asgardia, adding her own amazing skills on the harp to it. She also created the video to go along with it, and it was played at the ending of the X-T-H-X, which I'm guessing they mean

10th, but they're using X. That's cool. The 10th sitting of parliament. Wow. Wow. So they do, I think, a yearly parliamentary meeting. Their key scientific goal is facilitating the first human childbirth in space. So this is a huge part of their thing, too, is like, I'll get

into it later. I mean, you can get into it. I just have, like, I don't have a little. You know, I made slides. So can you really go to my slides? Yeah, do slides if you have like background about them. I just have like posts. Okay. What's the most, what's the highest population density of asgardians in the, in the continental states right now? It seems to be somewhere in Europe, like maybe, maybe the Czech Republic or something. I think that's where the founders from. Looks, yeah, it looks like there's a bunch in Italy. There's a bunch in Turkey, it looks like. Yes, there's a lot of, a lot of, a lot of Turkish. Will you pull up my slides, Julio?

But they're all over the world, dude. Yeah, they're everywhere. There is a, there's an, uh, oh shit, there's a lot in like, where was that? A lot in India. There's 41 people in India. Actually, no, it's more than that. I guess that's Indonesia. Uh, yeah, this map is kind of hard to. Yeah.

Process and also it keeps popping in and out, but Brazil. Who are the, uh, who are the American as guardians? Okay. So this is, this is on there on there, they have communities. they have communities. Can you, can you move us around so I can read this? So the communities are different sections talking about different topics and like

that's the way the forum is broken down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one is past. This community is devoted to history and the lessons we can take from it into the future and it looks like a Tyrannosaurus wrecks fighting some other kind of dinosaur or at least yelling at them. So go next.

This is the only post in here. I have a question. Do dinosaur and human rays have live on the same time from Cater Wiedianto. They did. They did? Yeah. At some point.

When was that? I don't know. Some in BC. Somewhere in BC? Yeah. The dinosaurs. They did not. They did not.

There was at least a little bit of, I guess it's the woolly mammoths. There's a woolly mammoth. No. Willie mammoth is not a dinosaur. So go next. Asgardia marijuana, a forum to discuss marijuana rights

in space. Was anyone like really against it? Well, there definitely. There was mostly people saying, why do we need this in space? What about people who have allergies to smoke? Sergei Bergazzov says vitamin pills. For 5,000, this is in the Asgardia marijuana section.

For 5,000 years or more, the profession of Vimana pilot existed on Earth. The Vamanica Shastra describes the preparation of medicinal smoke and vitamin pills from hemp for Vimanas on long voyages to other galaxies. Everything that is now prohibited was previously. permitted and what is now permitted was then prohibited. Alchemist once created red mercury with anti-gravity properties, but today scientists say it's fake. Everything is upside down and reality is more of a backward movement than an upward movement. Wow. Yeah, there's a lot of people who have

interesting theories that are posting on here. Yes, there is a lot of theory stuff. But also, what is so beautiful to me about this is that they're designing a culture from scratch. Yeah. Where you can go to other countries, you can be like, wow, this culture is so unique and they have their own thing. This is a thing called peace. Any idea or way to have peace is the description of this community. There's one post here. First say by Samu Aru, nobody has written about peace. Then the only thing you will fight for peace is yourself. Damn. Wow. Which I like that. They're into marijuana smoke. They're into the past. They're into peace. I mean, it sounds a little bit like us three. Next one. W. Babies, girls, and women. Men can read,

like and comment. Interesting. And then a bunch of serilic that I don't know. What's that red little spray that you put on there? That's when you do a screenshot on your phone. Sometimes you accidentally draw a little line and sometimes the crop doesn't get it out of there. Babies girls and women.

I don't know if I like that. It looks to be some kind of anime photo of a purple-haired woman or babies, girls and women. So next. Who is that? A babies or girls or a woman? I don't know. next Israel as guardians I saw this one it's only one one guy the first community of

asgardians from Israel the first one yeah next so this is everything is the first one hello world from Valentine's Valentine's Shot that's that's that's something you get at a bar I just like it I just thought he had a funny name Valentine shot yeah Valentin shot that's something that you order it's like the reverse of an angel shot where you order it for if you really love the person you're talking to if you are are a predator. You order, you order the Valentine shot. All right. Next. I don't know what to do. Someone ordered a Valentine shot and an angel shot at the same time. There's a community called Rock. Description is the music we listen to. So now we're starting to see the culture of

Asgardia. Yes. Yeah. Weed. ACDC. Rock is the official band of Asgard. One guy from Israel named Valentine Shot. Yeah. Babies, women's and girls. that men can read and comment on. That men can read and comment on. Next one. Future of the food. Is that a Simpson? Yes, it's a yellow guy.

It's a fucking Simpson. This community is to discuss... Look, it's Moe. It is Moe. This community is to discuss how the food in the future will be grown and cook and what we think will look

the food in space. Yes. And I don't think there was any post in here, unfortunately. A lot of the communities had no post. Time travel. Create a time travel machine.

And there's just a picture of a guy. I love his hair. What I was thinking, I was like, why would he make this the icon? Oh, this guy wants to go back to this moment. Because this, whatever, you can tell that this is a guy in the prime of his life. Yeah. Having a sort of time that we can only imagine him.

I was thinking maybe he had created a machine and he traveled into that picture. Yeah. Oh, like he traveled into the computer. You created a time travel machine. Check me out. Yeah. Here I am in time. Here's proof. Here's me. Next one. Joshua Wilson,

long-lived space nation. Let's build our economy and move off this rock and into space. I agree. I just like that sentiment there. That's in Asgardian entrepreneurs. Five votes by Yoam, Bibile.

Bibelais. For other. And he was the only guy who was posting in Asgardian entrepreneurs. He's got to go get it. He's trying to make his money. Yeah, absolutely. Up there.

Let's build our economy. I'm trying to get some credits. Yeah. Let's do it. Next. And as guardian chits. Okay, so this is back to the reason I wanted to do this is because this is the Asgardian National Symbol Contest.

What will the symbol of Asgardia's primary mission and the mascot of Space Humanity be? This was open to all Asgardians to submit to this contest. So let's look at a couple of the entries. This is going to be like on the... So this is a... Whoa.

This is pretty cool. Avatar. Yeah, so this is a woman with long dreadlocks that are turning into scary faces. I'll guess, right now, I think Valentin Schott made this. Yeah, that was... Do you think somebody made this or just already had this and took a picture of it?

I think probably already had it. It looks like her hair kind of becomes a tree that has a bunch of different emotional faces on it. Yeah. You think this represents space humanity? That doesn't feel very spacey to me. You don't think this feels... Okay, then go next. This feels very burning, man. How about that? How about that?

So it's all about... They're trying to have the first child born in space. So a lot of these posts were AI photos of babies. But this is, this one is really, I mean, you can see who wrote this. This is T.D. DeWo-Wo. T.D. DeWo. Maybe is their name based on the signature. My gosh, this one is really affecting.

Kind of looks like green-eyed me. I was going to say, but I didn't want to be rude. No, that's perfectly fine. What do you mean? He's in space. He's been sent to space. It's fucking cool. It's been jettisoned.

Everything about this I like. I mean, this is great. This would have my vote. Can you imagine a country having this. This is a flag. That's what I'm thinking about like, it's on their money. Spaceships with this like moving. Yeah.

Like if you're an alien species, like that would be so intimidated. That'd be so, because it's like, fuck, they fucking did it. Like they went to space. They've created their little circular ring planet. Yeah. And then that's their fucking flag. And we have to be like, I mean, I guess they, I guess they got it done. It's a beautiful flag.

I think it's really, really nice. And more than many other flags that we have, it would look incredible on an all over print t-shirt. It would look really, really good on a super stretchy t-shirt. Yes, yes. Like kind of jersey material. A shirt that stretches out, but then clings right back to your role. This would be a World Cup kit. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

This on the back. All right. Next one. This is sort of, okay, so for people listening, this is sort of a gumby style. This is a green block. I don't really know how to do it. Sitting with his legs crust. I don't see there.

This is good. It looks- two cardboard antennas. It looks to be on some kind of wrapping paper wrapped box. It's an elf on the shelf. It's an elf on the shelf that is a green block. That's made out of crap.

With a smiley face. In your kitchen. And maybe, I think that might be a bar of soap. Yeah. I think it's a green. I think it's a toy block that's been painted green. But look at how,

how these metal things, these metal antenna have, have dug into his head. I think they're drilled or glued. I'm going wood. Wood block. Wooden block with wood. Oh,

yeah. I can kind of see the wood grain. Yeah. You're right. It's a painted piece of wood. Here's the thing about this. Somebody painted this and they could not wait. They painted it and instantly took the pit.

That paint is wet. Yeah. It's glossy and wet. It's going to leave a mark on that present. Yeah. And it's not going to dry well. To me, this is this is also a great option. Yeah, I like that it's not really.

I mean, yeah, you have to imagine, is this image going to be the flag or are we going to do a representation of this guy? All of the money is going to be this. It's not specifically flagged. It's symbol. All of the symbol of us are. This is what all of the money is going to look like. It's not going to be coins.

It's going to be a guy. It's going to be this. So I think of it more as like America has the eagle. Yeah. What does Asgardia have? Oh, okay. Mr. Block. This is a block guy.

Mr. Block. And can you imagine just, I mean, and people in Asgardia in 100 years getting tattoos of this guy and shit. Like guys who serve in the military. I love his blue polka doted pants. His orange shoes. I think it's pretty, pretty cool. I think it's cool too. I like it.

This is my favorite one so far. Well, wait until you see this last one. Oh, man. exactly at what Asgardie is trying to do. So go to the next one. That's my last one. So there's so many things about this that I love. The first thing that I really like about this is that, as you can see, the, it's very off-center

the logo of Asgardia on there, the current one, which I'm guessing is going to be replaced. by this. But I think this is, this gets at everything that, that you want and asgardia sort of of the American Eagle. Yeah, a baby with, I guess, horns. A baby dressed like a, a Marvel character from the 70s. Who's really smiling. It reminds me of the, good God, that terrifying left eye. It reminds me of the Nickelodeon. Yeah. Nickelodeon thing of the jig that was called black licorice. You guys remember this on the Nickelodeon website? Well, it was a scary game. But, and it says first baby born in space. And you have to, imagine the baby would be happy. It says first. First.

Baby born in space. His name is first. That's a great name. That's a great name. I feel like you'd have to be. If it was the first baby born in space, your name has the first. Name your baby first. First as guardian. And that's it for me. Wow. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, I have some posts too from the forum of this, um, of this website. So here, this is, uh, oh, Mgupta, who he has a million post. I only put in a few, but he's quite a lot. Oh, Mgupta. to, I want to add my photo with my postings. I have submitted my photo on Asgardia site through my application. Please add it with my profile and connect to my posting process.

I've submitted my photo on my profile. So it should be add with my postings. Thanks. My photo has come to my ID verification form, but not on my profile. So it is not continue with my posting. Please guide me to do it. Thanks. They're saying, please restart your web browser, do all this.

And then next post here, you can see he figured it out, uh, how to include his photo with his postings. Asgardians first space station presents a good chance. to be an research scholar in space technology or in computer science. Anybody who joins Asgardians gets its citizenship and is authorized to post and comment on First Space Nation's activities. Having its constitution, citizens have its proud living under its law and orders. Asgardians have their own constitution.

It is a proud towards progress and future. And then here he is. He looks good. He should be the president. And then he comments here, I request to all Asgardians to vote and support me for Asgardian ambassador. I will be ready always to serve as guardians being an Indian patriotism. I hope that each

Asgardian will vote me. So he's running a campaign. He wants to be ambassador to India. Yes. Okay. We need you start filling out these roles. Yeah. He has another post here where he says, welcome for best slogan on Asgardia. Eat good and feel good. I mean, that's a really good. That's a great slogan. He has, most

of his posts are about yoga. He believes yoga can clear the mind. And he says eating healthy will cure all diseases. I agree. So that's kind of the story behind his his slogan here. And Jason Rainbow commented and said they moved this post to off topic. Isn't that a little rude?

That is rude. Don't go Jason Rainbow. It turns out he posted this in the welcome forum. And so he just said welcome for best slogan to keep it on topic. Okay, this is from Robert Wright. Death is here. I am world architect. I am world architect Robert A. Wright.

Find me on F.B. This is a real. I could not find him on FB. This is a legit. Hunter Biden laptop photo. Yes. Look at this. The cigarette hanging out.

Death is here. The mouse is here. This looks really genuine. This amulet. I mean, that's that is monster reborn from U-Gi-O. I really tried. There's a trillion Robert A.

writes on Facebook and I seem to be this guy. I was very disappointed. Oh, he's a world architect. And this is also his only post on asguaria, I believe. Whoa, fallout fan. I think I like this guy.

He's cool. Yeah. I am world architect. Also, I should say a lot of the, like, posts from this are like old. They're from like six, uh, or six, seven years ago. Really didn't want to say it. Really, really did want to say it. But this guy, this guy is his first post.

First and only posts from July 2nd this year. It's from just a week ago. So this guy's just getting on. Newly minted as guardian. Yes, yes. Uh, what else do we have here? Oh yeah. From Zhao Shuu-Lu, try red bean bread.

Have you tried the red bean bread? I could usually find it in dessert stores. Well, I barely found someone European have tried it or something. familiar. Do the Western people never hear about it? What kind of bread you usually have in daily life? If you don't like bread as a kind of main food, such as us, East Asian, please tell us about your main food or dessert you often have. I think I've had red bean bread. I think so too. I think I've tried it. I've had a lot of red bean paste. Yeah. Love red bean. Stuff's good. Oh, red bean paste is great. Delicious. That's a legendary bean. But I just thought this,

I mean, it's funny that these are the conversations people are having an Asgardia. It's like, you brought like, not like red bean bread? Well, okay. But this is, but you know, build the biggest rocket propelled engine. This is, I guess, I imagine what it is like to play Starfield. This is what people are coming in. Have you tried red beanbread? It's quite good. It's quite good.

But also, what kind of conversations are we having in America? It's a nation. You can have any conversation. It doesn't all, we don't sit around in America and talk every day about, oh, America, what's the flag going to be like? Yeah. Well, to be fair, we have a flag. Yeah.

I think we're kind of established, though. But I feel like as Gardy's getting there, man, they got over a million citizens. Yeah. Asgardian singles and dating. Not sure if there is already a post like this or not, but I was wondering if there was any kind of dating thing going on with Asgardia. I am 35 single, gamer geek.

And then Julie responds. I also don't know if a forum for this already exists, but I definitely be interested. I'm also a gamer PC Master Race. Ha ha. And then Ender says, I am a gamer, I am a gamer, but I do not think you're looking for a man.

And I mostly date who man after that one thing that happened on Steam. anyway, nice to meet you. Wow. What happened on Steam? I know. Is there any other posts from Ender talking about that thing that happened on Steam?

No, I looked. Come on, I'm under. Hello, I got a few questions. How long until Asgardia sends people to space? Will it be free for citizens paying their citizens fees? I mean, sounds like you answered

that question there. Where will the launch and stuff happen? Who will go first and who will go last? Anyways, questions. I also can't I help designing the station? I do need help because I do not know if my ideas are realistic. Anyway, question aside, how is it gooing? I like Ender.

That's Ender O'Sol. Rejoke. This is a warming dictator situation. Okay. Oh, don't even give me started. Rejoke. And I couldn't find joke. This is rejoke, but I couldn't find joke.

But it have been completely to the policeman's side to made the cat dead by opening the trunk. He made the probabilistic function collapse. thus killing the cat, Winky Face. Until that moment, not Heisenberg nor Schrodinger could knew the cat was alive, even if we can say they didn't know it was dead. Okay, here's my, here's my, uh, I like that one there that says, where's the face Dinkar? Just wait.

My guess is that the joke is like, is like a policeman pulled over Schrodinger. Yeah. And, uh, he asked, did you have a dead cat in your, you have a dead cat in your trunk? And Schrodinger said, maybe. Yeah. Something like that. that.

But it have been completely to the policeman's side to make the cat. To the policeman's fault according to the shrewdellate. But it has been completely to the policeman side.

It have been completely down. This intergenerational digital gameplay between old adults and young family members. Dear gamers, intergenerational segregation has

become a social norm. Factors such as extended families living apart, divorce and family disputes and the rise of pension supported retirements have all led to fewer opportunities for intergenerational interactions.

Playing digital games together creates a leisure context for common goals, cooperation and equal status that are key factors for successful intergroup interactions. This is a study that you can enter. Whoa. If you play digital games with your children, grandchildren, nephews, or nieces. Oh, wow. I just was reading this and I was funny. I was laughing.

I was like, they're making fucking studies for anything, bro. What are they trying to find out? They're barking up the right trio. I know. It's very funny that they found. were like, well, yeah. Well, damn, I'm in my 40s and play games with all sorts of people, including my children, ages 9 and 18.

But I'm not on your list. So sad. Damn. He's too young. He's too young, dude. Yeah. Intergenerational digital gameplay. Intergenerational, digital gameplay, digital generational.

The five-word game, making a story about Asgardia from Quinton instructions. Write a story inside this thread. You may only use five words. The five words you use need to fit with the previous five words given by the user before. you. It would be fun if you do both English and your mother language. Example. Post one Once upon a time there was Uotty Denguas was a giant dwarf inside.

Here in Grottsdwerg binnin in the International Immigration Center Where? Het International Immigrati Center war. And so that's the example. So I'll start and we'll each read a piece of it here. Okay. I'll start. Today is the day there. The corrupt electrons who now

and go from board by. That's a great joke. Ending the fucking the story immediately. Today is the day there. The corrupt electrons who now and go from board by. That's an interesting story.

Yeah, what a great story, guys. And then on a similar note, collaborative joke. And his guardian walks into a bar and dot, dot, dot, there's nothing for nine years. Nobody even commented on. this. Now, what do we, how do we finish this? That's what I was thinking. What we, what could we do?

And as Guardian walks into a bar and catches puts his hammer on the counter. Oh, that's good. Thor. Maybe, but maybe they also. The counter, the counter buckles under its immense weight. Oh, yeah. That's kind of funny. Great. Now I have

to call Thor again to get the hammer off my bar. A belt walks in. There's my buckle. The counter buckles. Yeah. Ah. That right then, a belt walks in. says, there's my buckle. There's that buckle I was looking for. What about this?

And Asgardian walks into a bar and so does a belt just moments after. Yes. The Asgardian approaches the bar. Places his hammer. And get this. It buckle. The belt look. And the belt.

It should be. And the belt buckles. Ah. So as Guardian puts the. So the, and there's a guardian walks into a bar where the bar is a belt. How about the, the Asgardian walks into a bar.

It's a conveyor belt bar. The Asgardian walks into a bar and puts a belt on. No, no. Asgardian walks into a bar where the bar is a belt. He puts his hammer down on the bar, which is a belt and the belt buckles. That's good. And the belt buckles. That's what I'm saying.

Right. That's such a great punchline. And the belt buckles. And the belt buckles. Or, but what, but as guard. I mean, I fear that we're getting a little too into the, the, the war style. I'm talking about it.

Asgardian walks into a bar. No, he floats in. They're in space and there's zero gravity. And as guardian brings his space. base station into the bar, which has a bolt as a bar. Has a balt as a bar. A baltons bar. The baltons. The baltons. Welcome to the balton bar. We can start with. Welcome to the balton bar. And as guardian walks in the belt tender. Yes. The belt buckles under the bar. We could

honestly not explain the belt thing and just be like, and as Gardean walks into a belt, the belt tender says, what do you, what do you have? He says, we got to keep it in the bar. He says, well, no, because you can tell it's a bar by him, by having a belt tender. Right. Because when someone walks in somewhere somewhere during a joke, it's mostly a bar. Right. And if it has a belt tender, you're like,

oh, a belt is like a bar in this joke's universe. Yeah. But what about space? A space belt bar. An asteroid belt. Oh,

wait, there we go. And Asgardian walks into a bar. The bartender says, says, where are your friends? This is supposed to be your bachelor party. The Asgardian says,

yeah, I forgot to plan it. That's good. Planet. Because they're not on the planet anymore. I forgot to be there. What about this? And Asgardian,

lands, I mean, this isn't walking to a bar, but as Guardian lands in a bar. His heavy spaceship on an asteroid belt and the belt buckles. That's good. There we go. That's good, but that's not the bar one. And Asgardian places his hammer. Afterwards, he goes to a bar. He goes to... And Asgardian places

his hammer on an asteroid belt. And the hammer... We're past the hammer. Thor would do that, though. But he's not Thor. Really misunderstanding. He's not a guardian. No, no. What about something about a bar belt, like a barbell? Like a barbell? Like a barbell? He lifts the bar belt.

Until it buckles. He lifts the bar belt till it buckles. I think we got it, man. And the bar belt buckles. I forgot I downloaded the Asgardia app. Here, I have one more real quick. This one, speaking of walking into a bar, the Viper Rooms.

Whoa. David Knowles. Welcome to the Viper Rooms. Asgardia's first pub. Relax. Enjoy yourself. First drink on the house. Next post.

Same guy. Coming right up. Nice to meet you. Next post. Same guy. Next day. One space logger coming up. Here's a beer mat. Juke's box in the corner. Toilets to the left, my friend. David's the name. One more one more post. Quiet in here tonight. Drinks on the house. Oh, my God. David. Oh, I hate that nobody interacted with this, man. This is amazing. Well, you have. Somehow, wait, somehow, oh, oh, the last post is a year later. Holy shit. Wow. David really wanted to get the Viper Rooms started.

Also, naming it the Viper Rooms. Viper Rooms. That's cool. Yeah. Well, there's already the Viper Room. The Viper Rooms is the sequel. The sequel. That's a good idea.

They should do that with every bar. Sequel bars that are like, if you have like a bar and then like like you franchise it out. Yeah. It should have S at the end. Holy fuck. I just found something amazing. So I have my location set as New York, but I accidentally did the United

Kingdom. New York. Yeah. There is one as Guardian, which I'm guessing is me, zero residence and the mayor is vacant. On the app, we could initiate the start of mayoral elections. Oh, my God. Go, dude. Become a candidate.

This is, what is this? Oh, I have to be a residency first. How much is a residency? Yeah. $1,000, I believe. Really? Yes, people are. The forums gradually devolved.

Those are old forum posts because the forums gradually devolved. It says 100 euro for one year. That's $1,000 in USD. I saw people saying it was a thousand on the forums. Okay, so... But that might be for a different... A resident name, Dark Sword, Nebulon. My name on here.

Think of it. You shouldn't have to have your Earth name following you around. Okay, so at some point, we should run for mayor. Yeah. As a three-headed mayor. Definitely. But on here, this is the app,

the Asgardia app. Mm-hmm. We have... So this is... There's some interesting things on here. one is I don't know if you know they're building their own language. I've seen people talking about. They have a Ronto type thing.

Yeah, they have a wiki, but the wiki is really hard to navigate. And it's all like, it doesn't make a lot of sense. This is my favorite part of the Asgardie app. So you go here to the main page. And so it has all these things on the top. What do you think that little play button does? I don't know. Probably plays the national anthem, right?

When I press the play button, it has YouTube short. basically built into the Asgardia app of an AI. There's an AI woman putting, an AI woman putting cement in a bra to make little half dome or domes. And then she turns them into ladybugs. And then she puts them on a tree. She's very popular on this app. Yeah.

There's powerful websites you should know. Here's her again, creating a compost. New idea to create your natural strawberry. One of the most honest endings to a disaster. movie ever. This is asteroid and stuff. This is a cat. My God, that's crazy. This is some space stuff, space stuff.

Somebody, Orion capsule splashed down. This is a robot playing ping pong. Space. Some wiggly thing. There's a Lego mini figure on a dirt bike. It's stuff like that.

That's incredible. Which I really think is some amazing, amazing shit. But there was also, let's see, there was also, oh, you can add, I can add my interest in my career. Add your career. There was... New Mayor of Asgardia, New York. If I go to entertainment...

Wait, where was this? There was a thing that was all the inspirations for Asgardia somewhere. But I can't find it. Well, there was a section that was like... Oh, there's also a map with nothing on it. Yeah. That is, I think, supposed to be the same as the... This app is awesome.

I think it's really good. I think we should all download the app today. This is a sponsored episode by Asgardian worldwide. Igor Bolensky or whatever paid us handsomely. Just as handsome as he is. Public service. Guys, I have to use the bathroom really bad. Okay.

We can wrap up. Or we can wrap up. Basically, the last thing I wanted to show is they have a section in their app that is called Inspiration. and it just has a bunch of different movies that they want Asgardi to be like, including Sunshine, aliens, or alien aliens, every Star Wars movie listed individually. And, yeah, they like Independence Day. They love polls and movie. I saw a movie poll that was like, what, what's our, what's our favorite space comedy movie? And nobody read, read it. And there was a bunch of votes for Dark City, which is not a space

movie or a comedy movie. Just their favorite movie. Yeah. Guys, there's no, there's no Asgardians in New York. Whoa. So we can be the mayor of the map.

I'm on the map right now. Where is the most Asgardians in the world? All right. I got to go to the best of them. We already did that. All right. We'll do it. We'll do the promo stuff here at the end.

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