Podcast About List - Ep. #397 - Club Casio

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

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to Club Casio. I think we could start and just do a roll call. Okay. I'm Cameron, and today I'm sporting the Cascio A159W, I believe. So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves in there, a lot of choice. I am sporting the Cassio World Time, guys. It probably says on the back. Yes.

Read the back of it. I think mine is A159. While you're reading that, I can introduce myself. I'm Patrick. The Cassio, wait, I'm not done. Okay. The A500W. A500 W.

Mine, I was correct about mine. And I'm Patrick, and I have the Cassio AQ 230. So we're all kind of showing in the A series. It's an A series, yeah. It's an A series kind of episode today, isn't it, guys? It's just, yeah, what are the odds all three of us show up with an A series? Cassio watch.

So, okay, just, I just real quick, I want to just, this is, I feel like this is, be a fun way to start. Let's just do our top three Casio watches. So I do my A, I'd probably say top. I would probably put the A159 W. Okay. And then after that, it's honestly a tie. Okay. And I'm thinking that it's the one that has 500 in the name. And then the other one. That's just a tie? Between those two as second place. Yeah. I'm going to go, there's a, whatever one you have. 159W. What would know? What do you have, by the way? A500 W. That's so that's one of my second. That's type of time.

Which does you have? Mine's the AQ230. So that was actually, that was what I was thinking. Those are my two. Those are tied for a second. So those are my, I'm just going to call that my top three. I actually, my favorite one is yours, but not the exact model you have.

I like the one, the black one with the, with the rubber, the sport. I know the one you're talking about. I have that one. I think it's different. I like it. I know what you're talking. Julio just flashed my second favorite on the screen there. The CA 500 W.

500 W. E1. E1. E1. Nice try. I almost bought a gold C.A. A gold 500 W.E.A. Yeah. I almost purchased that. Dude, you're bawling out.

But I thought it's a little bit too flashy for me. I'm an understated guy. I'm definitely more of an understated, not flashy guy. No, I have to give it up. So I got a digi log. Really quick. I do have to give it up for the CA 500 W. Egg 9B, which I'm seeing here.

That's the middle one. the one with the yellow trim. Yeah, that's a great one. The 500W egg. It's a little, don't you feel like it's a little flashy? Like, I do like it.

I'm a kind of guy who likes flashiness, as you can tell by my 159W. But that doesn't really seem flashy to me. Oh, yeah? Yeah, the light. I do like doing the light flash. I do like doing the light function. I don't think.

Do that in the movie theater almost every five minutes. Mine does not have the light. Or it does. So you're telling me the AQ5, the eight, you're telling me the A, AQ I was checking to see the AQ 2300

F doesn't have flashing light functionality. Also, here's the difference here, man. You and me, we're digital. This guy's analog. No, no, no. I have a Digi log clock. Digi log. Tell me more about that.

Digital analog. It's a digital analog hybrid. Whoa. So that's one of the hybrid series. I didn't think those are releasing yet. This is a hybrid. It has digital function as well as analog. What's it?

Yeah, there it is right there. Digital piano. Wait, they have pianos? Piano wire? What do you say? No, they have piano summer. Let's not talk about it. It is a piano summer.

I've been feeling like it's a piano summer. I have to say. Let's not talk about pianos right now. Let's keep talking about one. Even if they're from Cassio. Well, let's go through the Casio product line. Well, actually, instead of that,

How about we go through our individual Cassio journeys? That's exactly what I was about to suggest. That's such a natural next thing to do. Yeah. And I actually brought kind of, I think I have a kind of an interesting Cassio journey. So I, this Cassio,

A159W, I actually purchased this in Japan. This is a made in Japan watch. Wow. I purchased this from a Japanese department store. And this is my first Cassio watch that I've owned, actually. Oh, a newbie. I am a bit of a newbie,

but see a few years ago, and you guys might remember this. I was wearing this for a while. The G-shock. This is not a G-shock. I've always been enamored by G-shocks. I always thought they were the coolest thing ever, ever since I discovered them from the Limp Bizkit song, 1999, where he says, got to get down with the G-shock, fuck the glam rock, asked out like Ken Shamrock, MCs to test me, want a chest to chest, but I ain't all about that.

John Hancock. But I bought this from a store. this is called this is the Lasica Lasica Lasica Well so what it says on it anyway

is K-sport This is not a G-shock but a K-sport This is about $2 I think I think I paid two Can I do you mind? Please And check the time on this

I haven't adjusted the time You can compare that against your very own Cassio watch Oh by the way let's sync up I forgot to do it right at the top of the episode I'm going to be honest. It's going to be really hard for me to sync up. Well,

because I sometimes put this in my time. I trust my time. Yeah. I keep my time running right. And mine, I got 619 and 11 seconds right now. This is 609. Mine currently reads zero.

Because when I go to the gym, I put it in my pocket. And it usually, because this is like a time zone switcher watch, yeah. It resets it to some random ass number almost every time I do that. Could that be the stopwatch? That could be the stop watch.

I would bet money. I think that's what STW stands for. Let's see. What would I even press to... Oh, come on. Wow. Wow, you weren't kidding. Yeah, so we're...

The number's climbing. It's getting really up there. So the 500s have that functionality. A little stopwatch. So, but I can tell you right now in Paris, it's 7 p.m. Wow. Now, here's not true. That's actually...

That can't be true. That's an hour ahead. And it's the 12th. Oh, and it's December 30th. It's Monday. Oh, okay. Oh, and this is... Yeah, this says it's Tuesday, so that's right.

This is just, I think, 10 minutes... 10 minutes slow. Yeah, it's 10 minutes slow. But it has these little kind of like animated functions. It claims to be water resist. But anyway, this was kind of the start of my Casio journey, even though it's not really a Casio. Well, you know, the story of G-Shok.

What's the story of G-Shok? The story of G-Shok was at... I forget the guy's name, but he dropped his watch and then decided the rest of my life, I'm going to be creating a watch that will be indestructible. And one of the things that Cassio

that he did was he would open up the windows on the fifth floor, I think, and just chuck the prototypes out. That was like his whole, like there was a team, there's a team that their whole job was just to just chuck the prototypes out. And then I think in 81 or 82, that's when the G-shock was invented

when they finally figured out a watch that could be thrown off like the fifth story. a movie, they did the hot Cheetos, they did Blackberry. That's a great idea for a movie. Just a Japanese guy chucking watches at the fucking window. Fifth floor? Let's see it.

Never mind. No, I feel like the K-sport. I don't want to. I mean, the K-sport has been durable. Yeah. It has been durable for me.

I stopped wearing it because it was a little bulky for me. When I went to Japan, I thought, well, I'm going to look, I'm going to look for a G-shock. I'm going to see, you know, maybe I'll find a cheap one. They're not,

I didn't see a cheap one. And I was also like, you know, I feel like I, I feel like I did a test run with this and it just wasn't working for me in terms of the bulk. You know, I'm not an ostentatious dresser. No. Yes.

So I ended up the Ireland polo shirt. That's again, the A159W, which ended up being my Casio watch of choice. You guys are both wearing Irish shirts today. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Strange. But it's not about the shirts today.

Sorry. But you guys are also both wearing Cassio watches. Yeah. My journey's led me to hear now with you guys and I'd love to hear. about your individual journeys as well. I used to wear a Casio in high school. Wow. Actually.

Could you be the earliest Casio wearer? Could be. I mean, I don't know anybody that was wearing casios back then. And then when I got to college, my Casio broke. And so I started ordering watches on Amazon that were $7. And they had. Can I ask real quick? Do you have any idea what model that Casio was so I can avoid it?

It was. One that would break simply. the time between high school and college, Cassio. Well, I think I... I would like to believe you're not putting out a product like that. And I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and actually just assume that Caleb's lying. I assume that it's...

Yeah, serious abuse from his lifestyle. Maybe it was a lost instead of a broken. For whatever reason, I didn't have it anymore. And then so I would order these watches on Amazon that had little fake diamonds as the hours, like hour markers. And I don't know why I did that, but I would wear one and then they would bring

break usually. I remember this where they would make your wrist green or blue or whatever and I would do that I probably went through about 30 of them. Didn't the one time a guy

asked for your watch? There was one time where somebody, we did a show actually one time when I was wearing one and a woman came up to us and she was like, but you,

I can't help but notice it. If you're listening, this was an amazing compliment. You were like, you were like, I can't help but notice you have this amazing watch on. What is that?

Like a Rolex? And I was like, No, it's an $8 watch from Amazon. She said, wow, that's really embarrassing because I work at Rolex. And I thought that that was a nice watch. And then that, I think, elongated how long I felt like I could get away with wearing that watch. I mean, that's nice. Because I would never, ever buy a nice watch, I think.

I've decided. There was a time when I was like, ooh, that'd be cool. That exactly was my feeling when I was going to Japan. I was like, I'm going to look for a nice G-shock and I got there. And I was like, yeah. Am I really going to be? No, you need a daily driver. Exactly.

Like a Cascio. You know, it's something really funny about the Casio community. We'll get into it. But I was looking through the Cascio community online. People are really, really concerned with whether or not their Casio watches are fake. And they'll post like these, this is a $30 watch. They'll post them to be like, is my watch fake? Did I get scams?

Did I buy a fake watch? It's like, bro, I don't think it matters. No, no. It's not like, there's not the, that's what I'm. I also like about Cassio's, there's not the prestige of shit. But they have that option there if you're looking for it. Yeah. Yeah.

But guys like us, we prefer. Guys like us for Salt to the Earth guys. Oh, yeah. I don't have any watches. I have a fair number of watches that I just have bought from like antique stores and shit, but I've never paid more than like 30 bucks. Are they casios? No, I have some Saco's as well.

I don't care. But also Japanese, no, it's, they're basically cousin brands. Well, let's look that up and let's fact check that. They're not literally, I don't know if you can check it. Let's see. Let's see right now if they're cousin brands. Julio, can you look this up?

You want him to search Arcasio and Saco cousin brand? I mean, this is exactly the kind of, this is going to be a chapter heading in Club Casio. Arc, Arsaco. No, Seco and Cassio are not cousins or related companies.

They are entirely separate Japanese corporations. Yeah, but they are both Japanese corporations. You've got to give me that. Yeah, I mean, I can give you that they are Japanese corporations. And Seiko is actually an older.

company I just found out. Wow. And you know what the oldest company in Japan is? Nintendo's. Really? Came out in 1888, 89. Nintendo? Nintendo. They used to make...

Well, it says 1881 on Zikao right there. Smoke opium with. Yeah. Well, none of that really matters because it is not related to Cassio at all. I'd love to hear a little bit about your Cassio journey, Patrick. And while you do that, can you just check who is Mario's cousin? Let's not look that up at all. Why?

Because why would we even look that up? Let's look up if there's a Cassio. Let's look up if there's a Casio watch that has Mario on it. Who is Mario's cousin? I think this is pretty much. It does not have an official cousin. Well, let's see if Mario was ever on a Casio product. Is there a Mario Casio watch?

Or a guy named Mario Casio. Yeah. Mario Casio. Whoa! Mario G-shock. Wait, that's sick. Okay, I'm seeing it. Okay, I'm seeing the vision, Casio.

But guys, this is way out of the price range of the average. Who would buy a $200 watch? Yeah. I don't know. What is the market for that? That's like right in the spot of life. They're fucking, they're high if they think anyone's going to buy that piece of shit. A watch for $200?

A face garbage, man. Jesus Christ. Talk about an overspend. Well, my Cassio journey is that I was at a store that sells. A lot of people start there. Yeah. I was at a store that sells. They were selling dead stock.

Casio watches. I never liked this term dead stock. Yeah. What's it mean? Yeah, it means stock that didn't sell. I think it means that they don't make it anymore. Yeah, they don't make it anymore. They do make this, though.

Yeah, so it's not dead stock. I actually don't know how old this one is. You're about to know that. I like this one, though. Because it gives you the sort of air of, oh, I have an analog watch and yet. It looks digital. No, no. I just like the stainless steel.

Oh, yes. The stainless steel with this white face plate here. Now, they also make a version with a black face plate, which I did kind of want more. Can I just tell you since you're due to the watch game? It's just called a face, dude. The plate. The white plate, the white part. I just call that the face.

No, the plate is the part that comes off. The plate is what you eat dinner and lunch off of. It's probably called a face plate. It's just called a face. Julio, can you look this? I'm working him to the bone today, man. That's his sixth. I'm going to need way more watch photos kind of cycling through in the background, too, as we talk.

Okay, so that's a cousin plate. I would love Cassio to put out a watch that looks like this. Oh, my God. Because here's the thing. A lot of people, can I see this for a second, actually? I'm curious. Okay, so yours does have the numbers. But I've seen people who have watches where the hands are just pointing willy-nilly all around.

There's no numbers. And they just expect people to know what. You think I remember where the numbers are on a watch? So I would love to see one where it's just words, just straight. just straight words, block of text behind because I'm like, if I'm not going to get the numbers, use the space. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You know, just don't just want a white plate, which is what I recently learned it's called. White plate. A white plate kind of style watch. I like white place. You can see your food better. I'm actually working on a, or I was wearing a plateless.

Wow. This one is plateless. Plateless. Well, yeah, it's a digital watch. A5. A1-159 W plateless Casio. Alarm Krono. And that's expensive

because a lot of people don't realize there's no way to make a watch without a plate so they have to take it out. I got to tell you too. I got this for the low. I double checked.

This watch goes for about $30. Wow. In America. Yeah. How much did you get it for? I pick this up for, I want to say around $27.28. 27.

28. Somewhere in that. Again, it was in yen. Yeah, so let's talk about it. For a second. The yen is actually a historical. This one's magging my current watch.

Sorry. It's a blue face plate. I really liked that one. I got blue mugged by this one. And also band and band, and bandmogged. Look at that. Amazing.

Yeah, the band is nine mesh band. That amazing. Metal mesh band. When it comes to the band, this is basically my ideal band. You like a nice, the interlock. Yes.

The clasp with the, and this, and this, you can even see this watch even still has the Cassio sticker. Wow. So this is still, you know,

some people will do that with their flat brims. I've been doing that with my watch. I think we have the same clasp. No way. I mean, to check this out as well. Yours is gold. Thanks. Why did you choose gold and not stainless steel?

To give a little variety to Club Casio. Well, you were first. I was first. You were first. I'm just wondering. So you know that, yeah, so you do have to kind of justify. You guys know me. You guys have been in my house.

I love gold. Gold kind of stuff everywhere. You love gold. I have accent, gold accents everywhere. Gold. I have gold. I love gold. I love gold.

I love gold. We just are selling gold. on this show. Yeah. Yeah. What is that? We put an upper on screened to buy gold. Yeah.

Yeah. From us specific. Not like we're doing ads for something. No, no, we're selling. We're selling. We should be brokers of gold.

Yeah. I mean, a lot of people, a lot of people who listen to the show are young and probably haven't started their financial journey. Journey.

Yeah. And making sure that they are going to be secure in the future. Yeah. With gold. Again, we were just talking about the yen, like record historic low.

I think it's 163. yen is a dollar right now. I think that's maybe an all-time low. And here's the thing about that. All-time low. Do you Maria, count me in? Count me in one, two, three, four. That's how many dollars it takes to buy only one grain of gold

from us. One grain is pretty, gold I was just about to say, a great investment for these kids in the future, a gold Cassio watch. A gora gold coin imprinted with Patrick's own fingerprints. Yes. Which we're going to be selling really soon. embossed with his finger.

You're going to sell like Patrick Doran challenge coins with his thumbprint and then his birth weight on the other side. And you can win a sweepstakes if you have if you have an identical thumb. The coin. The coin is two ounces.

Or at least we're made, you know what? Yeah. Two ounces of gold. Let's make a 10 pound two ounce coin. How much is gold per ounce like a hundred and thirty worth it's weight in gold, my friend? Well, there's no doubt about that. Well, that's worth. Well, that's worth. But in terms of

price, which I think is different. So how much... The worth of gold really is zero. How much is 10 pounds and 2 ounces of gold? I would say one point is about one GP. Okay. GP.

Gold point. Well, just GP is like money, but for gold and it stacks also. But anyway, we'll sell the gold. Okay. Okay. Should I sell the gold out of this watch?

Yeah, I should strip it for gold. 10 pounds of gold is approximately 600,000... 600,000... 600 and 2,000. $4,960. It's gold. Don't forget the two ounces.

USD. Oh, yeah. Gold is a lot more expensive. Gold is, gold is a four, 400. 41. I can't read this number. Just imagine it's your digital,

4,135. I couldn't read them. Wait, go take it again. Dude. Clean, clean, clean. I fully, it sucks. It sucks so bad reading numbers. 4,000.

$1,135. And 20 cents per Troy ounce. Wow. And what's a Troy ounce? Troy ounce is a kid I went to school. By a factor of about 30. When I said that it was $120 an ounce. I was way, way off.

Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, I don't see any obstacle to us selling gold. All we have to do is get it. And we have plenty in the room with us. I mean, if that's really worth that much, I mean, I think this was actually a gift. So I don't know how much this was, but I think it was near $50.

Wow. This was kind of on the more expensive. Wow. So this is one of the more pricey watches that are out there. This is a premium Casio. Wow. And I didn't want to get into this so early, but you guys do have... Mine was 40.

Peasants. Oh, so I'm actually coming in at the cheap end of the... I would say you have entry-level casios. Because here's what I have to say. That surprises me because I'm in out of, this just kind of shows, I guess, the bias of Club Cascio versus the general population because right here I'm kind of in the, I'm dirt poor. I'm like, I have the cheapest watch. But 99% of the time I'm at a party. I'm at a restaurant anywhere. I have like, by a factor of 20, the most expensive watch in the room.

Oh, yeah. Most people I'm walking around, I'm seeing it with these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two dollar watches. Crappy $2. K-sports. This is kind of what people are going in for. And I thought I was splurging. It's 27, 28. I mean. But watches go up from there. I've seen watches get into the- full McDonald's buys. Yeah, well, I did Burger King buy the McDonald's buy the full McDonald's buy. You get the item,

another item, maybe a drink, maybe a third. Two items in a drink and a toy. Two and a half items. A full buy. So, yeah, I would call that a buy. An econ is when you go and you just get like a medium fry. Oh, is this a video game thing? It wasn't, but I am making it now. Okay.

But a full buy. Full buy round. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like you've got to get the full load out. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting the sauces. Yes. Yes. It's, you know. The head, the toy. Yeah. You need main sidearm. Armour plates. Yeah. Get armor. You got to get a helmet. You got a t-shirt. Part of the full loadout. That McDonald's. You got to get a t-shirt. You got to pick up the shirt while you're there. But yeah, I mean, do you guys, have you guys been running into any challenges lately with your Casio watches?

There is one challenge. I don't remember how to turn off the alarm sound. So here's something that happened to me. I just had this happen to me. I was at... Stay in the voice for the rest of the episode. I was going to see a movie. Wow. I was going to see Stop That Train by Rupal. The Rupal movie.

Okay. And a din in movie theater. And I was trying to check how long was led to the movie. Yeah, I remember now. I was trying to look at my watchwood is too dark. So I went to press the light the button to light it up. But I accidentally pressed the button to turn on the along. arm.

But it was making loud beeps and the movie was kind of quiet. So people heard the beeps. So people heard the beeps. So people weren't laughing at Stop That Train. People, they were blowing parts with no laughs. To be quite honest. I never even heard of it. No, the movie I enjoyed more than I expected, but it did use AI.

It's a special effects. Oh, no. When I saw that, it kind of knocked me out of the movie. because you don't like AI like that. No. No. The only AI I like is my A159W, which I did have to look up how to turn off the alarm on. Yeah.

But I was able to look it up. But it's not intuitive. So that's one challenge I had. Make it easier for me to in a dark room turn off the function without getting a bunch of gay people mad. I would say my biggest challenge. buttons on this thing. There's four buttons. You just has four. Yeah. I'm only got three. We have adjust

mode, light, and search. Search. Yeah, so search. What is search? Search will have you let you search if you want to pay attention to that little black part in the middle of all the countries. Oh, wow. To put myself. That is a businessman. That really is for world traveling. That's actually cool as fuck. I might actually

buy that watch off you. Casio does make, dude, make an offer. That's another thing. Because I want this to be a marketplace. It was a gift, but you feel like it's worth 50. It was a gift. I give you. But to me, it was worth zero.

So I give you, look, let's look up the price range on this thing. I'm going to, I'm going to see a world time. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to low ball you, bro. Okay. 125. 125. $125.

Dude, that's a deal. That's a deal. That's a deal. That's a deal for me, certainly. How is that? I mean, yeah. Yeah, I would say that is a deal for you. And you can have this for $125, simple dollars.

Yeah, I don't care. you're going to be overpaying because I think that this is probably around 50. Okay, 150, 150. $150 that you've gone up. I looked it up. I looked it up. The only thing I saw immediately was that it's an all-time classic. Oh, my God.

That's the first place. Okay, okay, 175. For an all-time classic, I got to throw the 25. I got to throw the classic tax on there. Okay, so how much is the classic tax? You're self-taxing. $25 now. Okay, so 175 now.

If you're not self-taxing, you're in the wrong. You are in the wrong. You're a Republican. You literally deserve to be rotting in a ditch like a fucking zombie who hasn't risen yet. Yeah, I agree. You're dead in the water, buddy. You should be self-taxing at all times.

Tax for anything classic. Including when you go and take out the trash, you realize that's a city, that's a city-run thing. Yes. You should be throwing some coins in the bottom of the trash. How much were you going to pay for that? 175. Oh, okay.

Interesting. So that is an 85, or actually that is a $55. $0.10. I was pretty close. Wow. Okay, Mr. Okay. Sniffing out the value on that.

that watch there. Hey, buddy, I'll take it off your hands for a clean 200. Julio just said his power went out. His power went out. Yeah, so we've got to change the, just go over and switch the camera. We're going wide. Yeah. Club Cassio too powerful.

Yeah, I know. Way too powerful. It's taking all this stuff out of his house. Well, notice that the, I assume that the Mexican infrastructure grid is not running Cassio technology. No. No, no. You have to.

I, because notice how that happens, you know, that's not. That's not that far away, and all of our watches are still running just fine. Other side of the coin, maybe they're using too many Casio products such as a Casio keyboard. Yeah. Other side of the coin will be the one with your birth weight. That's what is on that side. So maybe they use as tail. Your thumbprint or your birth weight, which is height.

I think it would be a thumbprint with, I thought the challenge coin was going to have a picture of me on it. And then on the back, my thumbprint and then my weight in the corner instead of the year. I was thinking two different sides and it's just thumbprint and birth weight. I was thinking the front would be your face and the back would be the back would be the backio head. That's a good idea. I like that too. That's a great coin.

Yeah, I think that'd be a really good. That is an anti-piracy thing. It's the thumbprint. It's like embossed in it. So quick Cassio idea. Let me wrap it you all real quick. Okay, go on head. Cassio reversible watches, have we not seen this yet?

A watch which on one side is just normal, maybe on the other side has something different type of watch on the back. You can wear it. You can wear it backwards. Yeah. Oh, for something where it's like if you're taking an exam and they say, if you know how much time is left in the. exam you'll fail.

Or, no, the exam question, you're taking it for a timing class. Yeah. And they say it's cheating. To have a watch on. But you got to have that style. Exactly. Switch it around. Reversible.

Dummy watch. Other side. A picture of a shark. Also, dummy watch would be amazing because then, I mean, I don't, walking around with a Cassio in New York City is dangerous. Walking around in New York City feels like a dummy watch. Yeah. I got to say.

I got a say. I got a guy. Yeah. But also, people try to steal my watch all the time. But if I had a dummy watch that I could flip to. and I could say, oh, see, this thing says it's 500 o'clock. Yeah. It's always wrong.

A watch that's always wrong. I don't want that piece of shit anyway. Yeah, yeah. Because then I got a pay to go get it fixed. Yeah. Totally. Just my idea. You know what?

I was going to talk about it, but I won't talk about it because it's not a Casio. Okay. My other watch. What do you guys remember, you know? It's Mari from Evangilian. Yes, we were just talking about this. The pink box watch. Yes.

I have a bright pink watch at home. is it you is it cassio or no no oh what brand evangelian evangelicalian i think that's just some show yeah it's a show branded watch the show brand but it is not a brand they have to have a they did a collab i'm sure yeah it's a collab with somebody you know at my house i actually have an old watch that belonged to my great-grandfather oh wow uh but it ain't cassio so i don't wear it yeah i like that what other amazing did you know that cassio actually just started as a calculator company just up to

know in the 46 dude it takes they just started in 1946 as a calculator company it takes some time we get to perfection

when Julio just rejoined right then do you think he thought we would be done talking about Cassio I hope he didn't think that and I hope he's I hope he

it's working well because I have some stuff to show on the screen in a short bit in a sure you got to check the watch Yeah, I mean, it's hard not to. Oh, it's Tuesday the 4th.

Imagine that. Can I say one thing that isn't Cassio related? Okay. Yesterday. I'll time you. Okay. Yesterday I butt dialed somebody when I was eating a tuna fish salad that my wife made. Uh-huh.

And then this person confirmed to me that while we were, I was but calling them, the fact that I was moaning and saying it tasted so good, they thought that I was having oral sex. because of how I reacted to tuna salad. This sounds to me, I mean, I don't want to be crass. It sounds like a cover-up story to me. It sounds like you're trying to put this out into the world before TAMZ gets a hold of it. And then I brought it for lunch today and I'm going to have it again when I get home.

And it's basically... You nasty, bro. I love tuna salad. You bringing it to work? Yeah. You can put the at work? No, tuna salad. It's got egg noodles in it.

I don't even put the at work, man. No, man. I would. Come on. But I... But I ain't. Well, that's what, I mean, just to bring it, you know, back. I mean, that's what's so nice about a Cassio watch.

I'm like, at work. I'm like, up, five o'clock. Yep. Quint time. Off the clock. Yep. Time to get off the clock. I'm to do what I do best.

Uh-huh. Go home. He's a pussy. Damn, I'm good at that. That's what I do best. That's my best. I'll do what I do best. Now, I wouldn't.

Now, I'm good at that. I wonder if Cassio like Hitachi makes products for the bedroom like that. Is Hitachi, or do they make things other than sex? They make. Hattachi makes, it's a conglomerate that also makes excavators and other types of power tools. So when did they get involved and interested in vaginas? So the Hattachi magic wand was not meant to be a vaginal. A vaginal.

And I'm wondering, it was meant to massage the back. the back of the vagina and people were... That's the ass. People were putting it, no, people were putting it on their back the back of their spine. The back of their butt would be their vagina. The back of their spine.

The back of the butt is the vagina because it's the front. No, the back of the butt is the top of the crack. Oh, fuck you. Right? Talking about some top of the crack. Right? Don't you think I'm right? No, the back of the butt is the front.

What's wrong with the top of the crack? That's the nastiest part of the butt, man. Okay. The worst part of the butt is the butt hole. What do you mean? A little nastiest if there's poop in it. Well, yeah, if there's poop on anything, it's worse than if there's not poop. Guys, Cassio has invented an AI pet named Moflin.

And it costs $500. Can we get a mothlin? It costs $500. A robot companion. And it's literally, it's like a fucking, it looks like the trible. from Star Trek. What is it? What is it do?

M-O-F-L-I-N? Yeah, it's just a piece of air that sits around. Oh, I'm looking at it here and this could be maybe, here we go, so we got up here. Moflin, four million emotional possibilities. Does it move around

and stuff or does it basically just sit there? I don't think it does. I think it just sits there. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Oh, come on, it's Cassio. You have to like it. True.

I guess I'm actually quite impressed by it because it's Cassio. The joy of companionship without the chores. I wonder if this is for people with dementia. This is an evil product. It seems like it's for young women based on all all the things.

Now what's this diagram right here entailing? You can make it. Is this sticking it up your butt? Is it? Yeah. What is this? Yeah. What is this? That is kind of what it looks like is shoving up your asshole.

Because that's got to be a colon, right? And it's enjoying itself kind of moving through. It really looks that way to me. I don't want to be, oh my God, $600. Yeah, they're expensive, dude. And also, Cassio has invented a new t-shirt, a new black t-shirt called the GX Fab. Oh, and $300 shipping.

Dude, it just gets better and better. That's the only thing that's about it is a black t-shirt. I mean, they're always innovating. That's one thing that I think is so much better than them over another company that might just sell the same item over and over and over and over. If I went to a store and I was like, can I get the A159W Cassie watch?

They'd be like, no. Yeah. No. We have Moflin and we have a non-fading t-shirt where we stop doing watches because we're evolving. It's part of our evolution. And I'm there for that. I know.

That's, I mean, that is refreshing in a world where I'm, I can, McDonald's is selling years old food. Yeah. Not to just get back on my. McDonald's. And McDonald's. Hey, save that for Club McDonald's. I would do Club McDonald's.

Definitely would do Club McDonald's. I have some things to look at from the Casual community here that I would love to get you guys thoughts on. This is from R slash Casio. And I just have a bunch of posts that I picked out that we can look at and kind of give our thoughts on. As three Casio, experts. Experts. Oh, I thought you were, that was the start of a sentence. No.

Me too. Yeah, you're correct about that. I hand cut the Wings of Freedom to fit inside my Casio F912W 3D Shadowbox mod. Okay. So this, I looked up, I didn't know what this was, Wings of Freedom is something from the anime attack on Titan. Now, doesn't this just look great, guys? Isn't this the kind of thing you want to do to you? You know, it's kind of legible when it's completely off somehow.

Yeah. But when it's not, it's really hard to look at that guys. And it looks quite pixelated. Yeah. Well, Cassio, I think the F91, a lot of people mod, no, it's not this one. There's one where it has like a little digital one in the top left corner and then like some other stuff. And there's like a lot of people that mod this one Cassio watch. So this is an F91W 3D mod and I just wanted to get your thoughts, I guess, on the mod.

Like on the modding scene for specifically the F91W and like what you feel about this mod and this mod. I've never seen, I've never seen, I will say this, I've never seen an F91W mod. Really? This is the first one. This is the first F91W mod I've ever seen in my whole life. Wow. I'm not a fan of, I mean, obviously it's your property. You can do whatever you want with it. I think that the people at Cassio got it right the first. Yeah, totally. That's my feeling. I mean, I, I think I think I'd have earth on this shit. I would love to see, you know, for example, an F9W or an A, 500. Yeah.

W. With, I would love to purchase, you know, I would love to purchase one. I would love to purchase one from you for $200. Yeah, that's, that's coming down the pipeline. You know what the W stands for. You'll see it sometimes waterproof. Watch.

Watch. Oh, yeah. You see it sometimes on trading cards. The misprints, the error prints, are sometimes, you know, insanely much more valuable than the original printing. And I'd love to see something like this come directly out of the Casio factory. maybe like a beetle or a fly got caught in the machinery and, you know,

it was kind of ended up inside and then it could be like when people sell potatoes that look like Jesus. Exactly. My watch looks like a fly. But this almost felt like at home, I'm like at home doing this yourself. I'm like you're kind of playing with playing with fire. You're doing God's

you're fucking up. You're meddling in God's workshop. Yeah, I agree. I agree. And the hubris that you have to have to be like, I'm going to do it better than Cassio did. Right. And I mean, just I have to just, I guess, reiterate specific. you know, this. Yeah. I don't know that this is what...

I mean, is this what this is supposed to look like? I think so. I've never seen attack on Titan. I don't know. I don't know the first thing about it. But it's also not really... It's kind of off center. Yeah.

Yeah, there's not a lot going for this mod. No, I'd say as F91W mods go, this might be the third worst or second worst I've ever seen. That's up there. That's pretty low praise. You've seen a lot of F91W mods. I've seen almost 100 mods. Overall models of watch.

Okay, here's, this one is, who on here? Where's two watches? Oh, now this I've seen. I've seen two watches. And this is, yes. This is one watch. Now, I thought this was interesting. This is one watch worn reverse on the wrist,

on the inside of the wrist. And I'm wondering if it's only worn that way in this picture to show off this incredible tattoo that they have on their inner tattoo. It absolutely is there to show off this. I don't know. This is supposed to be cartman. in a Venus fly trap. It looks like Cartman

on some type of evil throne or inside a monster's mouth. It's a Venus flytrap. Is he doing also the left hand, right hand thing? Oh,

Baphomet. Yes, he's doing some kind of Baphomet Cartman. Yeah, I wonder if this is like an album cover or something maybe. Maybe it's a picture of

Anton LeVay. Is my guess. But what do you guys think about this? Two watch set up, one on the back of the wrist, one on the front of the wrist. I really like that one.

A diver's walk. on their right arm and sort of just a plain gene kind of watch on the left. And are these both casios here because of that? This one is a casio right here. I like this one. This one, I'm not so sure. I can't see. Well, I, buddy, I hope it's a casseo.

You know, I'm begging the Cassio community. Please, please post higher resolution pictures. I mean, this, if you're the type of guy who can afford a $20, $25 watch, you should be, you know, walking around with a DSLR camera. You should be able to take a fucking high resolution. the Canon T5I Rebel. And just take some photos. Just get the black magic, set it up, and just grab a couple frames out of that.

Yeah. I think, do you think that this is a worthwhile way to wear, worthwhile way to wear watches? Wow. Let me tell you about one. Worthy to watch us without a tattoo like this on your. The only person I've ever seen. I think it's the only worth if you have the tattoo here. The only person I've ever seen wear two watches is Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank.

Wow. And if that doesn't tell you. about the success that comes from being from double check because time's money got to double check it oh i think it's this time wait actually it's this one i think this is a good thing to look up just searching this see if it's happened mc kevin o'leary has noted that many watch enthusiasts start their journey with an inexpensive digital look at his lincoln his first we were just talking about f91 w yeah the mods look at that kevin o'leary's post on lincoln i've had a 25-p5 parson found Cassio watch for 25 years.

Ever taking it off. Excellent timekeeping. Dual time for Europe travel. Big button for light to read in the... Wow. So he actually has one time bought four watches at once. And I hope one of them was a Cassio. He loves watches.

So Kevin O'Leary bought four watches at once, says Michael Blakey. Here on Club Casio to comment is Cameron, Caleb, and Patrick. Okay. So he fell in love with the watch. Well, we don't have to watch this video, but I just wanted to share that. But I don't think I could see myself with this double watch scenario. Well, how about you try it?

Should I try it? Yeah, put on the second watch. You do have the caseboard, yeah. Now, could you twist it inside out? It's hard because I'm right-handed. See, that would be a hard part of your daily routine if you were two watches. Yeah. See, and people like Kevin O'Leary have a slave to do.

do that for them. That's true. If you have a slave, I mean, anything, it's not going to make a huge footprint on your, on your daily routine. But for somebody like, people like us, I don't want one. It does feel a little bit too, too much. Yeah, it's like if I had to go through what this man is going through. I mean, look at the length of time. It just took me that was at least 30 minutes. So this is also backwards. Well, but you know that's also how. But it's going to be in the mirror when you, or no, it'll be upside down when I go to the mirror like this. You can go walk up to a mirror like this and put your, you know. I guess if I'm like this.

Yeah. What time is it? This is a watch for me. Hold on. Watch this. Someone says, Hey, what time is it?

Whoa. You were dead on. Well, this one says 645. Oh, yeah. So this is a fake. But it had all the same. Wait, hold up. Let's do two scenarios here.

First come up, be really polite to me and ask the time. Excuse me. I'm so sorry to bother you. Do you have the time? Yeah, sure. I see you have two watches. 6.55. 6.55? Thank you so much.

And seen. Now come up, be really rude to me and ask the time. What fucking time is it? 645. So not only am I motioning like I'm about to slap you, but the time I'm giving you is wrong. 645. Okay.

That means I have about 15 minutes before my appointment. I'm perfectly fine. So I could actually see that. Fuck you. And imagine if I had that Cartman tattoo right here. Nice tattoo, by the way. And then I show that I have the same. same one.

Whoa. And we're in kind of an ancient brotherhood and bonded together. And you also have two watches on.

Mm-hmm. So I guess I could see two watches working in that scenario. There's worlds where it works. There certainly are, you know,

there's some watch scientists say they're infinite worlds. Really? Wow. That's interesting. This is actually a big area of watch study is multiversal theory.

Because they'll have two watches and are different. The thing is watch scientists kind of finished everything that was to do. with watches in like the 1950s. They're like, all right, let's move on to the other science.

Extremely advanced. I mean, yeah, it's just a couple gears. Gers. Oh, okay, great. We've got the digital ones now. I'm a watch scientist, but I finished all that sound. I'm doing multiverses now. We're way past that. We're opening portal.

We're doing sort of stuff. Let's see. Okay, this one I can see by that. This one I really liked. I think the picture is important here. Okay. Picture and title combination is really great. And I really wonder if this person did this on purpose,

but. Am I nuts? This person's skin is a fucking nut sack skin. Look at that. Wait, that is a very tight wire. That literally looks like a fucking nut sack. The way that the arm kind of bows in, this guy's watches is about,

this guy's five sizes too. A hairy shafted penis. Yeah, it kind of does. I love this watch face. It looks interesting. I think that this is one of the misses from Cassio, one of the very few misses. I think it looks interesting.

Not qualified to answer that question. So I don't really think it's clear what this person is asking. He just said, am I nuts? But I wanted to say, you look like nuts. Whoa. You looks like a nuts. Here's something interesting. We're wearing Irish shirts in that St. Patrick's Day.

Oh, shit. That it was taken on. I think it should have your, I do like the stats that this guy has here. He's got battery. He has this heart rate. But, you know, I'd like to see other. I'd like to see bank account, balance, HP, you know, stuff. Stuff like that.

No, I mean like health. Like what health? How much health do you have? Oh, from video games. From video games. I think that would be, you're not even, well, if they put one on a Casio watch, would you play it? Oh, yeah.

I saw people were running classic games on Cassio watches. I saw one person playing this game count up. Count up, how's that on go? That's when you count from one to 12. It starts a zero and it goes until you press a button. Oh, really? It's fun. Wait, I think mine has that too.

But I don't actually don't want to mess up my stuff. You're a tycoon. You fucking tycoon I mean this watch has everything I don't know to tell you the price is going up

actually with every feature that I know I'm in your tycoonery okay it's an interesting word

okay here's another one from Cascio it looks cool isn't it you gotta tighten that thing up this is what I'm afraid

I'm looking like when I wear a watch and I mean just everything about this to me I'm screaming luxury yeah

the shirt I mean look at this cuffed I mean, the guy's got extra links. He doesn't even need. Look at his window curtain that seems to be made out of my lark. This, I mean, what do you think? It looks cool, isn't it?

It does look really, really nice. Do you think that it is possible to go tighter on this? No. Or do you think you should just leave it as it is? Have you guys ever taken links out of a watch? This man is thin. I haven't taken links, but I did have to adjust this one when I got it. There's a way to take links out of them, but I don't remember.

how, but I did do it one time. Yeah, this one is adjustable without even removing. This one actually is adjustable too. I don't know which watch I'm thinking of. The links. Removing the links would scare me. Yeah. Yeah, because what if I get big? Yeah. What if I grab? Where am I going to keep those?

Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to lose them for sure. I don't have the links been. Even though bigness is definitely in my future, I should be keeping stuff like that. Yeah. Okay, we've got another one here. This is a more civilized wrist flex from the guy who took out the worst of the gun-toating zealous.

It's a picture of Obama. And this is Obama. His younger. It's a classic F-91W. He's got the F-91W there. Somebody says, can we not politicize wrist-watch communities, please? I try to escape politics every minute of my life.

And I guess many of us feel this way. Thank you. This person responds and says, I don't view humanitarian crises, even human-made ones through a political lens. It's a lot bigger than that to me. Edit. For more context, this was posted as a way to contrast the previous post of the

Taliban fighter wearing a Cassio. I don't think that O'B was looking to be controversial, but nevertheless, the photo was a pessimistic moment for humanity. So I wanted to post a more uplifting wrist shot, highlighting someone who defends Democratic values wearing a Cassio. Here's a Cassio watch, fun fact, you guys might not know about. Cassio watches were used

quite a lot by the Taliban, and were sometimes used in IEDs, I believe. Really? Yes. Well, that goes to show that they're so simple, even some morons, terrorists can figure out a use for them. Now, I think, though, I don't, do you, did this, this may, this, it may come off the wrong way on this.

Does this maybe kind of confirm his association with the Taliban? Yes. It could. This could. I feel like this isn't as clear. I'm giving a definitive, yes. You think, you know what, you know what does do for me is a couple years ago, there was that guy who was walking around saying, I used to smoke crack with Obama,

we were gay. Yes, what's his name, Larry, something. Larry something. That is telling me that this is. not true because no gay guy wears Cassio watches. That's something I've noticed. Interesting.

Is that it's... Gay guys do not like Cascio watches. Even in the watch world. Nice watch, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? Whoa. Oh my God. That's probably what it was.

Well, because also... He probably wanted to show Ahmed... If you remember that, if you remember that, people were freaking out about that. This is a bomb. This is a bomb. And then, of course, a guy who owns a Cassio

watch walks up and guys, says, guys, relax. It's a clock. It's a clock. Trust me. I know a thing or two about watches and timekeeping devices. And bombs. And bombs.

And bombs. Because he does. He does know a lot about bombs. He dropped a lot of bombs and a lot of people. American citizens. Here's another one. I have some reliability issues. The old Nissan, the old me,

the Casio. And they're about to hit that Uber Eats driver. Look at that. Now this one. this post was kind of more of a puzzle. Taking photo. Look at the blur. Yeah.

The guy is the last look in his life. He's about to get teaboned by this person. Is this a crack? Oh! Is this a crack in the windshield as well? Yeah. Right here. Looks like it could be a crack or maybe a smear.

That's the thing. Your windshield before you hit someone, it cracks as a self-defense measure. This has zero upvotes, zero comments. I have some reliability issues. And what stood out to me here was the kind of juxtaposition, the old Nissan. the old me, but simply

the Cassio. Because it's timeless. It's timeless. It don't get old. I like that. It don't get fucking old. And it's reliable, guys. It's this guy who's not reliable.

No. He has some reliability issues. But the watches don't. Here's one. God tier in God's house. Wow. So this is a fallout tattoo. This is another guy with cool tattoos

who is in church, I think. What is that other thing that I can't tell what it is? Yeah, I couldn't tell what that is either. That has to be from a children's book or something. Do you think there's a church that wouldn't let you in for having a fallout tattoo? I mean, if they know the, if they know the material, it's violent. And what is, what is this? What is this one? That's the one that's heavily modded. That's the one people

love to mod. Interesting. Yeah. Now, do you think that it's okay to wear a watch in church? Yes. Okay. That was just a question. That's one of the questions I wanted to bring in today. But if you're religious, I think you might find issue with somebody checking it. Because checking a watch sort of insinuates, I have somewhere to be, my time is precious. What is more precious if you're religious than your time spent with God? I mean, is a proud, agnostic watchophile. And thank you, by the way, for holding it down for the agnostic. I just had a big kind of watershed moment for me was realizing, wait a second, I have more faith in this Casio watch keeping time than I do in God,

saving all the children of the world from starving. Wow. And now, and I, and I, and, you know, that didn't convert me fully to atheism, just simply to agnosticism, which is more like, you know, I'm like, I'm not sure. Yeah. But I was like, you know what? I am sure that it is seven of four to, if you can be sure of anything, you can be sure of exactly what you just said, which is the time that your Casio watch gave you.

If I'm sure, and I actually have been fantasizing. I've been having dreams about getting into a fucking church like this, sitting in front of everyone and going, y'all are sheep. Yeah. You know what I believe in? The A-159-9-W. Yes. You can believe in G-O-D-G-O-D-Y-H-W.

Yeah. Spell it however you want. Uh-huh. But these are the only letters that matter. C-A-S-I-O. Wow. Big round of applause. Everyone, people weeping.

And then the people behind you. Do that. That could be like something that you try to get. Sorry. Cassio! Cassio! The congregation behind you, they put all their books down. They just started.

all doing that in the same note. Cassio! Cassio Church. Cassio Church. Church. Church campaign. Japanese are known for their weird and wacky ads.

They've been falling behind. Other countries been laughing them. Cassio Church. Cascio Church. Everyone's saying it's like, like, what is it, like 24 people behind like the choir. 24 people behind the priest.

Make it 2400. Yeah, fuck it. Those, those guys behind the, priest and they're all saying Casio in different minutes. Let's check it. Let's check it, bro. Your watch just popped off.

Wait, it came up your arm. I thought it was on the table. No. Cut it. I mean, that is the worst possible thing. Oh, dude. That could happen in Club Casio. I don't want to buy that watch anymore.

As we're speaking about God and about how we were trying to assert God, with watches, my watch flies off my arm. Change it to the Ten Commandments. We're reading that now. No. I've spit in the face of God. Whoa.

You have, and I, for some reason, was... God knows that that's practically already my watch because I've been so keen on buying it off you. And it placed me in London. That's a sign. That is a sign. Go to London to find your truth.

Yeah. Okay. Let's go to London. To find my next watch. Which... Cassio would you give each member of the boys seven? Oh, that's a good question. People don't really have good answers. Yeah.

Hell with this. Oops, where you go. Hell with the stuff they get up to. Stuff in quotes. I'll give them all G-shocks. Spoiler. It'll survive much longer than they will. Wow.

Wow. That is a spoiler. Fish boy got the biggest G-shock he could get on. He could get his hands on. F-S. I'm kind of feeling a little bit of anti-G-shock sentiment. Starlight's got that Cassio A-1-1-D-7 and white for Sure.

Black Noir got that classic G-shock Square for sure, for sure. Where is Goth Mami Stormfront? Ew. Black noir should have the LF20W in black, of course. I don't know who these people are, so I couldn't tell you who should get which watch. I guess I've aged out of posts like this. That's okay. I don't expect everyone to have watched every TV show.

I generally know stuff from movies, but we don't have cable out here in the boonies, so my TV knowledge isn't very high. With an antenna and a signal booster, we can pull in CBS, NBA, and sometimes ABC. No high-speed internet, so streaming shows isn't a thing here either. So that goes to show you, this is a guy who lives, I can only imagine, in the middle of the desert. And he still is appreciative of Cassio. He needs to go on R-slash-Cas-Cash-C-O-G-G-G-GEL. He's getting one megabit of data a year, and he's spending it going to R-S-Cas-Cas-Cas-O,

because that's how dedicated Cassio fans are. Yeah. Here, I just have a few more here from here. War my F-91W too tight while sleeping. Wrists swollen and numb. Is this normal? Yes, it is normal. This is completely normal.

This is what your wrist should be looking like after you take off your watch. You should be sleeping in your watch in case you wake up. Is it not the same guy with the Nutsack arm? Is it? I don't know. I already clue. This arm looks the same. No, it's not the same.

I mean, it wouldn't surprise me, I guess. But that guy didn't have an F-91W. Yeah, that's, well, maybe he did. Wow, maybe he did. It happens. something too bad in my opinion. So that is just kind of something. That's a danger of watch wearing.

I'm sure we've all suffered through. Can ProTech watches be worn indoors too? Or is it primarily an outdoor watch? I know it's a silly question. Whenever I look at the marketing for ProTrek compared to other Casio brands, I see ads and pictures, mostly outdoor people wearing their ProTregs.

I do not a single post slash ads showcasing someone wearing their ProTregs indoors or casually. Will I look like a fool if I wear the ProTrec series for indoor slash casual or should I stick to other brands like G-shock or even edifice. I currently own a few watches, D-Shok,

and I wear them indoors, outdoors, or even in formal attire as well. Thank you everyone. I would love to see the G-shock and the suit combo. I think you really... To answer your question, it's embarrassing to wear an outdoor watch inside. To wear this watch inside.

It's embarrassing to wear an indoor watch outside. Yeah, I mean, and a lot of other thing is like some, you will... You'll wear a watch like this, a pro-trick. You'll wear it inside, you'll walk around, people won't make comments. That's because you're surrounded by fucking... plebeians. You were

surrounded by people who don't know the first thing about watches. And by yes, men, who when you ask them if it's strange, they just go, yeah, yeah, no, that's not strange at all. No, man. No, no, no, it's fine. No, no, it's completely fine. No, no, no, it's normal. Would you... Yeah, yeah, no, it's cool. If somebody said, hey, do you want to come hang out

at my house, would you walk inside and pitch a tent in their living room? Yeah. Like, I get a boner? No, I mean, pitch a literal tent made for the outdoor campers of the world. Hell no. No, that'd be on. And then would you have the gall to be like, sorry, is it weird that I'm putting a tent inside? Yes, it's weird. You should know that.

Right. In indoors is bunk beds. Yeah. Would you try fishing for fucking salmon in their bathtub, toilet, and dishwasher? I would. No. No. That is outdoor behavior. Just know that if you're wearing an outdoor watch like this inside, you people are either laughing at you in their heads, or you are living a life where you're surrounded by people who are literally. livestock. Yes. Here's the thing.

Here's actually a good experiment. And feel free to YouTube shorts this. You should spend one week wearing an outdoor watch inside all day. Okay? If not one person you know makes a comment about it. Yeah. New circle. Fake your death, change your name, move to another city.

Because those people are not people you should be surrounding yourself with. I agree. Your life should be with one week of wearing an outdoor watch inside. that should be social suicide. People should be cutting you out. If you have real friends, they should be cutting you out of their lives. Absolutely.

Also, yeah, do stuff like eat raw eggs in front of them and see if they say anything about it and also do stuff like, you know, like cook all your food to be cold. Yeah. Make all your hot drink during your drinks hot. Grab someone by the collar that you don't know and throw them on the ground. Yeah. Throw on the floor of an elevator.

And everyone in your life, if everyone in your life says, That's normal behavior. That's okay to do inside. Yeah. That buddy, get the hell out of there. People should be. Those friends should be outside of your life. People should be veering off of the road onto the sidewalk trying to kill you with their car.

Absolutely. If you are wearing, if they see you inside glass window at the bottom floor in some bank building, and they see you wearing that watch, they should be driving their car through the building trying to murder you. The whole, the Carvana Towers should be, should be just on autopilot shooting out. Like a clip of bullets. There should be drones hunting you at all time of day. Yes. Because I think you could seriously get yourself on a list for doing something like that.

Yeah. So in short, yes, it's weird, man. Yes, it's fucking weird. Don't wear it inside. It is primarily, primarily an outdoor watch. You can wear it. Even the top camera knows here, if you wear a protract indoors, straight to jail. Fred Armisen.

Armisen. So I don't know if you guys know about this picture. No. So what's he? He's, this is him playing. Obama again. I've already did that for a while. This is him as Obama in Obama's tan suit.

On to my desktop. Oh, yeah. All right. I just went ahead and save that one. The background sort of situation. Straight to jail. Fred Armisen. Yeah, this is from what exactly?

Fed Armisen. Make that first picture of your wallpaper. Whoa. Kevin O'Leary again. Yeah. You're not allowed to go there. Redirected. New been a fucking redirected.

Go to the previous page. Make the first Google image result, your wallpaper. Uh-oh. It was taking a long time. The guys who brought you Duky. Have you guys seen this? No. No, what's that?

This is Fred Armisen. Wednesday. This is on his IMDB. This is one of the top pictures. He played Fester. I had no idea. And Wednesday? This, I mean, we should really put,

we should put kind of an AZ quote over this picture. Did you guys have that at your arcade growing up? Did you guys have that game? All right, Rich kid. Yeah, you know. At my arcade. Yeah, the 10th floor of your house, the arcade floor. When you would go to,

because I used to go to Jungle Rapids and they had a game where all the entire game, I think, was, it was like an Uncle Fester themed game where you held your hand and it shocks you. Yeah, it doesn't shock. It's just a high vibration. I love that game. It was scary. Yeah. It was terrifying when I was a kid.

Yeah. I like, I don't think I ever played it. Conquering it as a 13 year old and realizing, oh, you just stand there and just do this. I thought it could kill you. Yeah. But it couldn't. No,

that's all it is. Imagine this picture and then this quote over it. Every music journalist I've ever met has been stunningly beautiful. Wow. Fred Armaged. Wait, go back. Do the one above it. I think I was a terrible husband.

Wow. He's been when I go do comedy stuff a lot. I can still feel the drummer in me about to go on stage. Wow, that's one of the worst quotes. Shockboards you being used inside the restaurant seemed to be a good sign that the proprietors are proud of their food and that's kind of nice, actually. It's a nice personal touch.

What is that? Quotes. I'm obsessed with my 20s. Steve Jobs was a real rock star to me. I looked forward to his products like people look forward to albums. Are these real Fred Arnardis? I guess so. The day of parts of the country hating each other are rivalries like that.

I feel like that's dead. We have so many quotes. I've met Tony Danza. He was really nice. Anyway, I have one more Cassio, and this can be our finisher here. Wait, wait, wait. Fourth or fifth quote. I loved Sleader Kenny like a crazy person.

Well, yeah, dude, this is his favorite band. That one, the other quote that just. Bill Hader does a really good impression of me. That on this one. I mean, snogging, there's no other way to describe this kind of TV. Sorry, this is kind of off topic.

Anyway, all right, so here's my last one. Come on, chat GPT. Someone posted their Cassio into chat GPT, said, roast my watch. Here's what chat GPT said. Your watch looks like it's trying to survive the apocalypse, but got lost in a rain. storm on the way. That bright blue is bold, but it's given off more toys are us than tough and rugged.

Is it a watch or a limited edition G-shock from the SpongeBob collection? That's still a watch. It's waterproof, right? Because it looks like it might need to swim its way out of this mess. Dude, this watch, I mean, I thought maybe we could roast each other's watches. Oh, yeah, we could do that in this sort of style. In this kind of style, yeah. Okay. I would never roast any of these. They're all amazing. It's just like a comedic little fun. I feel like we know, we know that we love. Let me see your watch for a second. Oh, I can't.

Because it so small. Not that small. That's like a little... Not that small. It kind of hits different when you are coming at it from like a $200 watch. It's still like a guy who bought it. Yeah, you're really punching down. Like you're punching down a little bit.

All right. All right. Let me see. Hey, fatty. Okay. Might need to add a few links. Yeah, sausage links to your plate. So maybe let's keep it about the watch.

You should not say that's a guy. Yeah, I'll watch. I've been watching you gain weight for years. It's making me throw up. But maybe it's like about the what. You're supposed to be roasting this watch. So I maybe I'll just hand. You wish you could roast that watch and eat it.

Maybe I'll just hand you just the watch and you could just roast that. Oh, it's slippery. There's grease and oil. No, it's not. From your lunch. slippery. What are you eating just balzomic and oil? With bread at an Italian restaurant.

I've done that. I bet you'd rather eat balsackic. so it's gay but what's wrong it doesn't make you gay to eat balsackic yeah and guys vagina from a guy

a guy's vagina okay there we get so now you're talking about the watch I'm talking about you I'm calling you a watch yeah you're a white face you get a big white face

and my hands are about and my hands are about to be on it yeah okay yeah that's a pretty good roast my watch uh okay do now do my watch but beat and I don't know what

could even say about it. I mean, it's a classic for a reason. Yeah. I mean, that's all I have to say. 718? Yeah, 789. Dude, that thing is so perfectly engineered in the Far East.

Or something. Yeah, that's good. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Who made that a craftsman? A Japanese crafts. An artisan, artist, a Japanese craftsman. That's pretty good. roast. That's pretty good.

I mean, I don't know how much better you could do with it. Perfection. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, well,

that was kind of what I thought we could wrap up on. I know. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. But,

which is so sad because I could have done Club Casio for six more hours. I feel like we scratched the surface which, by the way,

will never happen with a Cassio watch. Well, I have, you can scratch it for sure. But maybe you can with your talons. I've talons.

I've talons. Fucking harpy. Okay. So that's, Sorry. Club Cascio. That was Club Casio. Do we, we don't have anything.

No. No, no, we don't have anything. I'm going to say this. If you ever make me do an episode of Joe Box before this show ever again, Joe, I will seriously fucking kill you. I'm pretty tired. I'm so fucking tired. It's literally every, we did it, what was that, like six hours of episode? It was a champagne problem.

You realize how many migrant workers would love to do Joe Box and then a podcast? podcast in a day. No, they would hate it. They would love it. They would love to do the podcast. Joe Box, it's literally what they're doing now. You think so? Yeah.

You actually get paid less. You get paid less. Yeah. Yeah. All right, that's fair. Well, tune back in for Club Casio, Port 2. Mm-hmm. Thanks week.

Because we're only doing this now. It's even better than the Dr. Peppercast. Okay. Bye. Bye. when I was really trying to stop using my phone and I made my I tried to make my screen just unusable where my background on my phone was like

5,000 nested screenshots of the apps with all of them moved like one tiny pixel to the left and it honestly worked pretty well that was like my own invention and I was pretty proud of how little it made me use my there should be a thing on your phone that makes it so like when you go to type just makes it terrible There should be a switch that just says crazy. Yeah, turn it on and everything gets crazy.

It should be like, oh, the emergency button. And sometimes, man, on this fucking piece of shit, it feels like it's already on. Yep. You know what the hell? Here's a good idea for a way to reduce screen time. Your phone is. If you. No, they're getting bigger.

Now, they're making them fold again. If you had made an app where zero, zero impact on the covers. Yes. Now they're making phones fold again. Go on. Would you... Oh, keep talking, idiot. Yeah, I don't even know anything about phones folding.

This was going to be pretty smart. And I'm going to have the rest of this. You've earned it. You've earned it again. I'm drunk on this white thing. Yeah. Why am I speaking with that? Would you...

What about some kind of... It's not an app, I guess, but it would be like a whole... New phone, basically. Where it folds. Yes. Yes.