Podcast About List - Ep. #401 - Summer's almost over, here's what NOT to do during the summer

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

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so what were you saying who knows epic start when no one was saying anything who knows and who gives it shit because it kind of puts us on the defensive put you on the back foot I was saying yeah well

I'm waiting I was saying something something so funny but I lost me that's a good way to start an episode is like all right let's and then go with nothing

yeah and then just sit quietly yeah just put nothing whatsoever whenever. When's the last time somebody laughed like that was culturally acceptable?

Was it medieval times? I think so. I think that it's become strange. There's that guy that laughs at people like that in the elevator. You've seen those videos? No. You haven't seen those videos?

No. They're pretty funny, honestly. I don't know what other stuff he does. Yeah. But actually, I don't think it's meta glasses because the video looks so bad. He just laughs at people in the elevator.

You just laughs with people get in. Like that. Sounds a little different. That's a little bit. Yeah, it's different. You're really not belly holding. That's Santa, I guess. People don't hold their belly really in laughter.

I'm saying when was the last time people did that? I really don't think it ever happened. I think laughing attitudes have definitely shifted. Santa did that. Laughing attitudes have shifted. And you don't think that a medieval king did that when a jester said, oh, the kingdom is upside down. No, no.

Because why would kings talk like that? You fool. You fool. You fool. the kingdom is right side up. No, this is why I keep you around. The kingdom has not been shifted at all.

I knew I kept you around for something, Jester. Kings would laugh like anybody else. They blow air through their nose or they go like like that. No. They'd fall out. They'd fall out. They'd fall out. I think a lot of laughing, a lot of laughing has been quieted through the years due to maybe

going to the theater or the movie theater. Do you think pre-theater people were just letting that shit rip? Mm-hmm. People were going, You don't think that kings laughed that way. They laughed that way so it would reverberate through the room. It would reverberate through the hall. To command presence.

To command presence that you're laughing. But then in theaters, it's like, oh, you want to be quiet so everyone can hear the movie. You think that they built those big-ass throne rooms just sort of king to go? Dude, most kings were wimps. If you look at paintings of most kings and most of them were wimps, very few of them were king Robert from royal kingdom. Very few. Not none. Not none, but I can't name one king that looked like that.

I can't Santa Claus. I mean, I guess Henry the 8th, but also Henry the 8th kind of looks like, I mean, I could see him. Pull out, bro. Pull out the history. Here it comes. I could see him laughing like Wallace Sean or something. Yeah. Just based on how he looks.

Can we just see a video of Wallace Sean? Probably laughed, did not laugh like a belly laugh. The king in this picture probably giggled. Yeah, maybe. I'd like to see a video of Wallace Sean laugh. now just so we can see no I don't know that we will find a what a...

Well, just look up Wallace Sean's laughter. All right, so like which one of these guys is really laughing like that? The middle second row. Okay, well now it's been warped. Yeah. Go down more. This guy middle second row. That guy. That guy's belly laughing. Yeah, you might be right. This guy definitely is. I mean, come on. How else make this guy's laugh sound?

You know, in present day, this guy would laugh like this. Yes, yes. He would laugh like that. But I don't know if they had that. I mean, look at this sad fuck. This guy does not laugh. That's horrible. I can find a picture of him laughing. Oh, yo, I remember that scene where he laughs.

He laughs like, ha ha ha ha. Well, okay, this guy's eyes. Come on, man. This guy did this guy's laugh. Somebody got seriously executed. Wait, the guy on the left, the pose, the stanced up guy. Yeah. That guy's belly laughing.

Isn't that Henry VIII? This is like a Brian blessed. I told you to pull out the history. This is a Brian. Go one down. Go one down. King on the left. Oh,

shit. No, he's like, who-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Yeah. And then the guy on the right's like, huh, huh,

that's his wife. That's his wife. Yeah. She's ugly. She's very ugly. They're so fucking ugly, man. A lot of people were uglier back then.

Or they were bad painters. You never know, actually. No, because the painters were like, I'm trying to make them look good. Well, but sometimes,

yeah. Well, but sometimes they would get hired in the dread of, make them look bad as a form of political protests. You may not know that. I don't know that. Imagine how much it would suck to be a jester to a king who just laughs like.

Thanks, dude. Being a jester, like, stepping on stuff. Nice. That's good. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. That's funny. Cool.

Oh, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Hey, good. Okay. Oh, I see it. No, I get it. Yeah, I see it. Cool.

So there's anything else? Oh, yeah. Just that? Okay, that's pretty good, though. All right, I'll see you tomorrow. Did he have to do that every day? The jester had to come in every day. You're crazy. You're fucking crazy. Get out of here. You are tapped, kid.

You're fucking tapped. Now, we're going to get you out of here. Can you imagine how, I know we've talked a lot about gestures in our life of lifetimes. But can you imagine how intimidating it was to, like, start becoming a jester? You got the old gestures. I think all that has to happen is you're, mother has to drink while you're in the womb. Yeah, that's what, but how do they prove that?

I mean, back then, all mothers were drinking in the womb. But you could pretend you were a, you could do the ringer as a jester. I think all that has to happen for you to be a jester is you get like walked, your legs walked over by a donkey when you're three years old. You just need to have some kind of insane deformity. And then you just, it's like nowadays, it's like if people are like, yeah, I, I, got humor as a defense mechanism because I was so ugly. The gestures and were the ultimate version of this.

Jester's is that the funniest. It's like I got boiled in a cauldron when I was two years old. I had to develop. My legs were boiled and that's why they shrank. Yeah. Now they call me little leg. I'd have humor to get a job. And I go, I can't even walk.

As a job mechanism. That must have been tough to have no. To be deformed back then. These days being deformed is like the biggest gift you could have. In comedy? No, just in life. Just in general. Speak on it. Yeah.

I feel like that's obvious. name a deformity. I see pictures of these people. Name one deformity. No arms or legs or head. Have you ever seen someone walking around here with Elephant Titus hyacis? Where is it placed? I don't know.

You ever see the videos when you were a kid of the guys with Elephant Titus on their balls and they bounce around? Yeah. I really, I don't know. South Park. Yeah. It's just a South Park episode. No, because I have an image of a video pre-the-South Park episode of somebody with Elephant Titus on their balls in some village. That's going to be a heading in future history books pre-executive.

South Park. Yeah. PSP. Well, it'll be like BCE. Yeah. It'll be, people will completely

forget about Christ. Yeah. And start thinking about it as pre-South Park. Which if people forget about Christ, that's bad for the South Park guys. That's true. After the South Park era. You know what?

They actually, they probably would never admit this, but they need people to believe in Christ. Yeah. For their power to stay. They probably be like, fuck Christ. I hope he doesn't exist anymore.

But secretly they're like, I hope everyone is Christian. Christ is a gravy train for these guys. Yeah. Same with Ricky Jervaus. These dudes, if everybody was an atheist, it's literally the symbiotic relationship that Batman has to the Joker. Dude, it's like,

Ricky Jervas. Jesus Christ is like the venom symbiote for Ricky Jervas. I think my egg this morning had a symbiote on it, had a cracked spider web on the outside. It looked like in black. That's like all my eggs get that. Or gray. Yeah, it looks kind of creepy.

I wonder what's going on there. That's classic thing of my eggs. Classic thing of my eggs. Classic thing of my eggs. Classic my eggs. In my house, that's classic. But actually, I do it.

I do get hell of eggs with that on that, and I would like to know what it is. Never even really thought about it before, but today I was like, I don't know. This is not what you want an egg to look like. I think it's, I mean,

the kind of, you know, the head canon that I've invented for this. What does that mean exactly? I've heard that before. That is like the canon you inventing your head. That just means what you believe. Yeah.

Okay. But it's from, but it's from like, like, like, my head canon about this character. My head canon is, this is his backstory that I've made up.

So you got this is my backstory. My classic eggs is that it's a like small crack in the shell that's like on the inside of the shell and sort of the outside. But this worries me

because I know that sometimes you can get an egg that's got a little chicken in it. Yeah. Oh, that it pecked and that's the result. I never even thought about that. Well,

I've never gotten one of those that has a little chicken inside nor have I ever gotten one that's had a chicken inside, period. Have you ever had a double? I've had many double yokes. In fact,

one time when I cracked two eggs to fry two eggs, they were both. double yokes. Damn. Dude. I've never had that. I've had that one time.

So when that happens to the... Why's that fat? Because you ate four yokes. Well, I didn't mean to. The yoke is the... Yeah, but like, just end on the first one. You think of... No, are you serious?

Yeah, dude, just got two yokes. They're half the size of a yoke. Have you? You've never gotten a double yoke. I've never had a... I've never had a double. I've never had a double, but I've had a quintuple. You've not had a quintuple.

You've not. You have not. I've had a quintuple. that would be a bad reaction. You're taking the piss. No, I'm not taking the piss. You're taking the piss. I wish I was taking the piss.

That is something your gesture would say. I got a quintuple yolk. I once got to say, with the quintuple yolks. Really? Oh, cool. Well,

you just wouldn't believe it. I mean, he's just lying. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. What was like the New Yorker article for a king back in the day? Something that, like,

is not a belly laugh, but is like a humorous thing. Was there a humorism gesture that like maybe before bed when you don't want to get too excited? Yeah. Like, when you sit and you scroll on your phone, he would come,

but you don't want high impact funny things when you're scrolling your phone at night. You don't want videos of people. Back then, you'd be folding your scroll. Yeah, exactly. But also the king couldn't read. Let's be real. That's why he's folding it out.

No reason to read. Yeah. But do you think you'd have the jester come and sit next to his bed and tell kind of funny stuff? Interesting. Not really interesting. Yeah, a little interesting. Who's the Mo Rocca jester?

Because sometimes I'll just get on Wikipedia and I'll turn my phone red and I'll so that it doesn't hurt my eyes and I'll just read some. some kind of hit a random page. And just read the info on there. Get a little info, download some info right before bed. Right before bed.

But then that'll affect your dreams if you do anything before, bud, they say. Yeah, I guess so. Well, I'm hearing a little bouncing cable sound. Yeah, I wonder if it's from my phone. Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. But cable is not near my phone. It's probably from that. Well, maybe not.

Maybe it was my phone. I'm going to put all my phone calls in. Who knows? He just walked up to the door and ran a little. way. Piece of fucking shit. Piece of shit, Scarity Cat.

Come back here and talk to us. Like a man. Come back here and fight us. He should come be gesturing us. Yeah. He should be our studio audience

and sit right there and not contribute. That'd be pretty fucking awesome, dude. Yeah. He'll set up the tent. So who was playing

with the tent, by the way? Yeah, I don't know who opened that. I let my buddy, Tim, borrow a couple of the spikes that I got those extra spikes.

Did he do this? No, I did it, but I had to run. But I'll, fix it later. Don't worry. It's looking like a lot to roll. It's looking like you were

disrespectful to the tent. It does look like you were very disrespectful. I would never be disrespectful. The tent means so much to me now. I mean, the way that it is open. My tent means so much to you. Your tent means a lot to me. So say that when you say it. You really have a lot of ownership. I feel like we haven't talked about this tent one time without you being like, yeah, and the best part is it's all mine.

You said that your friend borrowed the spikes? He borrowed two spikes. Why? Because I bought four extra spikes. Or extra spikes at Walmart before we got to the campsite. But why did he need them? Because he is missing two spikes, I guess. Oh, for a tent?

For a tent? He said, hey, man, I noticed you to ask extra tent spikes? No, he was borrowing some camping chairs. And he said, do you have extra spikes? And I said, you know what, man? I did buy extra spikes? Interesting. And then I felt like a douche bad.

Did you make sure that they were my, not my spikes? Is he going to return them? He'll return the spikes, even though they're not needed for the tent. Can I text him and say, I'm going to be honest. I barely know the guy. I know. That's why I really need you to lay down the law because he's not bringing him back. Do you want me to text him and say what? Just making sure you're bringing back to spikes.

Hey, fucker. Hey, man, it's Monday. I would feel really weird. Can I get a spike report? Yeah. text him and say, hey, can I get a spike report? Well, I feel really weird that Patrick's tent is missing spikes and just kind of looming over. It's looming over. It's looming over.

Well, how do you know that you gave him your spikes and not my spikes? You want to know how? How? Because they still have the price tag on it, motherfucker. Okay. All right. I'm just making sure. You gave him spikes

with price tags on them? Yeah. That's tacky as fuck, dude. Jesus Christ. Literally so tacky. Borrowing it. I didn't think to, I should have put them in a gift box,

a spike box. You should have just taken the tags off. Yeah. At least take the price tags off. He's gonna go return them at Walmart and give money. Oh, you fool. It's like two bucks. You fucking fool.

Now you're telling everyone. Yeah. The price? You're a, you're tacky. You were just unclassy. No, I'm not. You're not classy. Yeah, it might be.

I honestly feel like we should just get started on our idea because I think I just No I think I just did one of the You did one of them But we'll bring that up later Why? I don't know

Why do you want to just Wait you want to keep talking about gestures and shit man no I don't know Let's get into it All right I just did guys it's near the end of summer Yeah

It's been a hot wet summer Hot wet American It really has been It's been jungle drop And oh shit We What did I just say? Oh shit. Did he just say that? Damn, it came out so naturally.

It has been J.G. Especially in the weekends. Yeah. It has been a horrible summer. And I think this is maybe going to be our last summer that's comfortable. Yeah, I feel that way as well. It's kind of one of those things where I'm like, damn, it sucks to be this guy. Yeah. But the world is melting. It's Loki over.

Yeah. Yeah, it might be over now. Yeah. So I think people are going to start to die in parts of the country. Because of these data centers, which I'll say it right now. Building a data center is a faux paw. Yeah. Wow, that's a serious summer faux paugh. Yeah.

And guys, that's our topic for today. Yeah. Summer faux pares. We're going to make a list of summer foepas. And if you did any of these things this summer. Well, it's kind of like a way to, because at the end of the summer, people always want, people are donkey of the summer. The donkey of the summer. People are pretty obsessed with grading their summer at the end of the year.

I've never seen that, but that sounds fun. But people remember summers like, like nobody's like, oh, this was a great winter. This is a bad winter. Looking back on. Yeah, yeah, I got you. Summer is uniquely positioned where people are like, here's everything I did. At the end of the summer, they'll be like, this was a good summer because I did this and this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Their Instagram photo. When you said graded, I like imagine a world where people were literally grading them, like letter grading. Oh, that would be interesting. I mean, what would you give your summer this summer? I mean, I really did it up. Mine's, dude. But that's not, but I like to chill. He did everything, but nah.

So I'll give it, I'll give it an A. Not an A plus. definitely a great summer. Nice. But I'm ready for it to end. Yeah. I'm ready for the weather to change. It is kind of ending.

I realize because you get all the clothes on sale in the summer, all the winter clothes on sale. I got new jackets. Nice. So sick of dressing like a slut. Me too. I'm sick of it. I really hate wearing shorts. Yeah.

I want to cover my skin. Everyone always says this to me. They always say, but you have such great legs. And I say, listen. Whoa. Listen, asshole. Pride, one of the Cardinal, one of the seven deadly sins. You just committed it?

See, my thing is, I love. I love wearing shorts, but I hate coming in here wearing shorts because look at this. Yeah. This is absurd. Every day of my life. A little upskirts. It's no good. And I'm a restless leg bouncer.

Yeah, that is true. It draws crazy attention to my white pale legs. Yeah. You guys seen this tan, this sock tan I have? Let me see. Wow. Ooh, what the hell you've been doing? Walking around.

Damn. Yeah. Damn, that is a serious sock tank. There's even like a little line there. A full line. Whoa. Yeah. It's really, it's really something else.

wearing the same size socks every day. Oh yeah. I'm a creature of hat. My legs pale white. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Pale white? That is crazy. Damn, you got that white foot, man. Yeah. I don't wear no shoes when I go outside. A little barefoot. Yeah. I used to wear no shoes

all the time when I went outside when I was a kid. Not in New York though. Yeah. Yeah, but that's, I feel like it's worse because then it's like bugs and shit like. No, it's definitely way worse to be there's broken glass. Yeah, we're talking about. There's poop, bugs. Glass, razor blades, needles. There's literally a razor blade on the sidewalk that I was walking here.

Yeah, and there's 50 where I grew up on the ground at all times. Did you ever step on one? Yeah, every day. You did not. That's why I had a tough feet. Deep liar. And I had a botfly larvae in my foot. Really?

And you squeezed it out? No. I let it grow. Wow. I let it grow until my foot became a botfly nest. I would say another summer faux pot add to the list lying about being barefoot in certain conditions. Definitely. Definitely a faux pot.

Huge fopot. Definitely a fucking foolbook. Well, I wasn't lying. So you were lying. At least there's that. There's no lie. You lied that entire time. Dude, I'm not talking about you.

I'm just saying in general. The fact that you're like feeling like that's about you is kind of making a question. No, no, no, no, no. No, I swear to God I had a botfly den. Dude, again, no one's challenging you. A den. A den. Yeah, we believe you. Yeah.

In your shoe. My DC shoes. Yeah. A den. Oh, the shoes. Yeah. Because then I would wear my shoes in the house, but I wouldn't wear shoes outside. so that's why

so you would cover your botfly feet with shoes so that you would squish them as I walked around in the shoes disgusting actually making me a little bit grossed out a little bit grossed out yeah I don't want to talk about that gross part of my life

that really happened that gross part of my life that really happened we don't have to speak on it okay all right we don't have to it's impressive to gross yourself out like that what do you think is it's like that

someone stepping on a bunch of butterflies and they just like squeeze out like what's it gross? Remember that? Toothased. Like squeezing? The uh, the booger toy. Boogers. There was a toy. It was called like, Forget what it was. It wasn't

silly putty. There's a thing. When you're kid you ever see how big of a bugger ball you can create? Yeah. So awesome. There's a, there's a toy that like it came with goo and you would pick its nose. Oh, I kind of remember this.

Yeah. But it wasn't the nose kind of like a like a sort of a droplet sort of situation? You could yank the bugger.

Yeah, I remember that. I think my cousin had that and then I had this toy called Wally gets a wedgy or something. I've talked about this because I got scared a gross toys.

I got as scared as fuck of it. Not as much. No, I guess they kind of do. But there was a couple years where every two I was like, yeah.

Well, we already talked about because we were talking about the fugglers. These are the new thing my nephews like. Those aren't that ugly though.

Yeah, they're really not that Remember ugly dolls? Yeah. Those were also not that ugly. No, they were cute. They were quite cute. They had like, they were missing an eye.

Yeah. That's not ugly. I love women with no eye. Really? Or one eye. Then name three. Kill Bill. Girl.

No. That's good. Well, she has, she's a character. I'm talking real life women. Why does it Matt? I mean, it's the one eye. Kill Bill lady. Oh, Twin Peaks.

Twin Peaks. Do you think she's beautiful? I don't even know who you're talking about. That's a fucking restaurant. Nadine. And you? Women with one. I don't know.

I actually don't know that many women with one eye. Yeah. I would be open to it. They're not prominent in society's culture. I think women are way less likely to lose an eye. I don't know if that's, they've studied that. Okay.

Sexist. Yeah. Is that sexist? Fucking misogynist. No, I mean, I think that's another faux pot add to the list. Misogyny. Misogyny and sexism is a summer. faux.

Okay. All right. So let's get the... Summer's the worst time to do that. The list right now, number one. What was the first faux pa? Do we have a marker or something? Yeah.

Do we have a marker? Probably all the way over there. I can go look real quick. Yeah. Well, the first faux pa, I think, was building a data center. Did you see the... Have you seen the videos how loud that shit is? Yeah.

They built one in Lowell or like near Lowell and everybody's fucking pissed, dude. I don't understand it. If I didn't want this fucking data center. But it kind of is almost black magic where it's like old people who are like, yeah, the day that they put this data center there, I grew a tumor on my neck. Yeah, they probably are. It's scary, man. Yeah. They're sacrificing water in there to some dark god. Yeah. And they're already soft. Did you see that? Already soft. They're already soft launching water shortages according to Twitter.

Oh, okay. Well, that's good. Welcome home. K. K. K. K. Well, this is a really old. Okay. We haven't used this in a while. And I feel like the marker is not going to work that well. Yeah, I don't think it's even visible on screen. Well, let's see. Oh, that's visible. Not on screen, though. Well, that doesn't matter for them. Number one is data centers.

Number two, lying about barefoot. Lying about child. Lying barefoot. Grossness. Lying about barefoot. Yeah. Lying about barefoot. Three misogyny.

Three. So that's a good top three. Are we doing this in order from most offensive? I don't think so. No, I think it's just general. But this is kind of the three main. You brought a great point up on the, on the, when we were planning this episode, which is, it originally was, was summer pool. Swimming pool party fouls. Swimming pool party fouls.

So what's the worst swimming pool in the pool? Yeah. Well, write that down. Poop in the pool. Because that is, that does deserve to be in the top three. I feel misogyny in the pool was not great either. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bad place to be misogynist.

That's maybe, I was going to say that's maybe the place where it happens the most. Why did you write Mabooami? I just don't know how to spell it. So I just made it look like. That's M-A-A-O-O-I-M-B-A-M-B-A-M-B-U-M-M-Bo-M-M-E. I'm just trying to write it fast. Okay. And can we be equal opportunity here and do anti-men behavior as well?

Okay. Miss Andri? Yes. Let's see, I bet you spell this one. He's used to it. Type it all day. This is misand-a-s-s-s-h-h-H-A-Rist. Ms. Anbi.

Ms. Ambi and Mabuami. Guys, I'm trying to type fast. You're not typing. You're writing it. Trying to type fast. I mean, I guess. Wait, Missandry slash. No, peeing in the pool is fine.

Yeah. Well, we talked, didn't we talk about that? Just how some people think it's fine. I don't think it's okay. I don't think it's okay to pee in the pool. I think it's wrong to pee in the pool. Because it's closed off. I think it's okay to pee in the pool because there's a filter.

What do you think? The whole filtration system and chlorine. The filter basically is for leaves. No. Yeah. That's what the filter does. It's for dirt. The leaves, the filter takes the leaves.

You ever go to the bottom of the pool and there's just tons of dirt? No, no, no, no, no, no. The filter is for pee. No, it's not. There's no way that the filter is not for pee. How do you get the pee? I feel like pee is one of the, I feel like one of the things that even the chlorine does, I bet. I'm just, you know, I'm not positive about this.

Okay. But I'm pretty sure pool manufacturing. have created something to sterilize the pool from pee because of how common the pee is in the pool. I don't think it, I think it's not common. Do you pee in pools? I pee in every pool I've been in. I pee in the shower. I pee in the tub. That's not the same thing. That's very different. That's nasty. But that's, but that's closer to peeing in the pool. I don't pee in the tub. But that's like peeing in the tub where you have your right, your hand in there. Yeah, but the pee in the tub is different than peeing in the pool because the pool has a constant

filtration system. It's literally a little thing. It's this big and the pool is a lot of water. Yeah. That's not getting through the filter with any. It's getting through the filter. I need this, I need this fact checked by true patriots.

How long do you think it takes for the whole water to be sure? It's definitely okay to pee in the pool due to filtration. No, no, no, you're wrong. And the chlorine, I don't think is doing much for you. The chlorine is doing a lot because I told you about the time that someone put a bunch of dead frogs in the pool. The pool in my neighborhood,

at a public pool in our condo complex and there was dead frogs in it and the whole thing was green. Right, so it sounds like the water did not get purified. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like it helps our point. No, it is not okay.

Filters and pool chemicals cannot simply make urine vanish safely. Okay. Instead, the urea and uric acid and urine react with chlorine to create a harmful chemical irritants and reduce the pool's ability to kill actual germs.

Okay, well, that's the Google AI overview. so I don't trust that. Yeah, because that's a faux pot. We're going back to Data Center. Let's go to American Swimming Pool Company. Yeah. Okay. And that's a little pool pier.

They used a picture of a little pool pier. Even a small amount of urine is enough to throw off the balance, which may threaten swimmer's health and safety. Interesting. Well, it's about, it's pH, man. Well, you, I'll eat crow. Would you pee in a woman's vagina? Yeah.

If she wanted it. Yeah, well, but the pool doesn't want it. If she was sexually, if she was sexually gratified, I would pee in her vagina. Would you pee? End of discussion. Would you pee in a cup, pour it through the pool filter, and then drink what came out the other end? Huh? Would you pee in a cup, pour it through the pool filter, and then drink what came out the other end?

No, but I'll drink pee through a britta. You would drink pee through a britta? It would depend on how many times it would go through. Like, if you put pee through a britton ten times. We will buy a britt a cost $15. We will buy a brittah. You can pee in it and run it as many times as you want. as many times as he want.

And then you have to drink it. Okay. All right, dude. It's done. Consider it ordered. There's someone, someone's had to have done that, right? Can we look that up?

You soon. Yeah, you soon. But I actually want to see if somebody has drank pee through a Britta. I bet somebody has. Yeah. That's got to be like a... I don't think the Brita's doing much there. It's pee.

No, yeah. It's fucking pee. It's just not water. No, it's not like when you get one of, of those bags that like purifies water from the river that just has like silted. I think it's the same. Would you drink Flint water through a Brita?

No, you cannot safely drink. What do you think pee is? What do you think of Brita does? You think pee is water with crap in it. Hold on. Uria is way less than one micrometer poor size of Brita filters. For that matter, everything in normal urine is way smaller than that.

The filter will do nothing. All right. I won't drink pee through a britt. All right. I like that it was also, no, I won't drink it through the pool filter, but I will drink it through a Britta. I would drink, okay, I would drink filtered pee like water world. There's no way. Well, yeah.

But at that point, it's not even peat. Well, yeah. Okay. Point proven. If I use a science fiction machine, it turned it into water. No, but that's based on real life. There's definitely, they're doing, dude, remember that picture of Bill Gates sniffing? But they don't, that's not a brick filter or a pool filter.

Do you remember that picture of Bill Gates sniffing poop? No. What is up with him, dude? What the fuck is up with him? Did you see the video of him jumping over a chair? Yeah, that was actually cool. That was strange. Recently?

No. A long time ago. Oh, I guess I have seen that actually when he's younger. He's a poop smelling. Or no, he drank poop. This guy like, this guy growing up. Bill Gates drank, well, it was filtered poop, but he drank it.

For my entire childhood, I was like, okay, this is the biggest nerd ever. Yeah. And then come to find out he's a mess. mega pimp. Because he drinks poop. He just is like, you think that's

a pimp behavior? He jumps over chairs. There it is. He gave his wife herpes. It's the best picture. That's his expression when he smells poop.

You know, there's a people, I've heard that he's the one who's released alpha gal mosquitoes out of helicopters in Texas. Oh, man. Yeah, so he's a bastard.

As a population control thing. Because he's anti-meat. He's been trying to grow meat for like 30 years. He wants lab meat. He's been like, let's get everybody off of meat. So he's trying to infect the world with meat, anti-meat disease. Lab meat and lab meat is one of the most vegetarianisms ever created.

It is. It is. Let's make more meat. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking... I want to make them. I want to make infinite meat. I'm a vegetarian and I want to make extra meat for everybody. I want a 3D print meat for the world.

I hate meat so much that I want to make it. That's got to suck so bad to be those cows when they invent printable meat. Because I think they just kill you. pretty much. You still got to kill. I hate to break this to you, but they already killed them for the meat. No,

I know that. I do know that. But I'm thinking it would suck to be those ones specifically because you know that you were basically one generation away from being in the clear. You don't think they're just going to, they're just going to rewild them. No.

There's a billion cows. A billion cows. A billion cows. They're the biggest contributors to open up the game. Just go. Just go. We have it now. We have lab meat.

They're the biggest contributors to, what's it? Like climate change because of their methane. They eat away the ozone. But see, that's a classic, that's a classic fact where they are doing that. They say that to try. It's not cow's fault. It's that we made a billion of them to stand in one place. Yeah, true.

And they always tell you that fact when you're a kid to get you to not believe in climate change. To not believe in climate change. It's a sneaky one. You think, you think that it's just an interesting fact, but it's actually. They're trick. It's a trick. It's a trick. It's a cow's tricking, tricking.

Tricking, tricking. Tricking. That's how I want to put that. Summer faux pot, tricking. Tricking about cows. Tricking about cows? Cow tricks. Yeah, that's simple.

Because that also covers cow tipping, which is also not so nice. And putting the cow tricks covers deception about cows. Yeah. You can't put the cow at the top of the stairs. That would be my name if I was a cow. Cow tricks. Yeah, that's cool. Well, if you were multiple cows.

Yeah. Cow trick. Cow trick. Cow trick. What about the middle? Would you ever dress in a... In a cow print outfit? I did have a cow costume in high school.

No, a cow print outfit. Like a suit. Depends. Like the equivalent of that Doja Cat video. Well, that's a... That's a costume. Like a suit. Well, yeah.

Like a three-piece suit. That's a cow print. What do you mean? That's an outfit. I would wear a three-preci suit. When I think cow costume, I think, Halloween costume that makes you look like a cow. Isn't that's not what I'm talking about?

No, it was a cow, it was barely any clothes at all. A male slut? A male slut cow uniform. What is a male slut cow uniform? Let's see what that looks like. No, you know, no, no, no, because it's going to give us a horrible AI overview of that. Maybe like, maybe short shorts.

I guess shorter shorts. Yeah, we could start. You know what I'm going to say real quick. Male slut, though. I'm going to say this real quick. A personal fashion phoform. of me. Uh-huh.

Wearing that the male slut uniform. Okay, I'm sick of seeing guys in the button down shirt and the short shorts. Guys. You see this a lot. Most people look the same now. Yeah. Everyone's wearing the same damn summertime outfit. I always see the like fake vintage shirt and it's either like a Knicks or like a movie.

And then short shorts and a really thin gold chain and a trucker hat. I feel like I see this. A chain. A chain I've never never been. never been a fan of the chain. Me neither. Really? No, I think, you know what I think it is? I think, I think everybody started wearing a chain when they were too young and you need to wear that when you're like 50. Yeah. And by then it can be whatever. Yeah. Because when you're young, you can really only get away with the super thin one. Yeah.

Yeah. But then at some point you can bring it. I was wearing that big Cuban link. You had a Cuban link? Not a Cuban link. What was it? A ducy chain? I had something. I had some big thick gold chain. I had some big thick gold chain. I had a ducy chain. I had a big thick gold chain. and then my my sister snatched it. You got your shit snatched? She walked up to me and yanked it off of me. Oh my God, you realize that's like a death sentence

in rap communities. I know. And I'm in my house. Well, I'm going to. Oh, okay. I'm plotting. One day. Here, you know what?

Actually. Killing your sister? Killing your sister? Oh, killing your kids like that horrible lady that did that. Okay. Was that during the summer? Murder. Well, the trial is during the summer.

just general murder murder in general yeah murder's pretty terrible yeah familial murder familial murder murder I think all murder who's that guy that killed his his like son in him killed some guy with a boat and then he killed his whole family Kevin O'Leary no Kevin O'Leary is invented a bunch of stuff oh yeah he didn't do shit what do you mean Kevin O'Leary bitch-made motherfucker Kevin O'Leary actually puts together all the pitches for Shark Tank behind the scenes and he just hands like that he just hands like that to the people. It's already ideas he has of a Christmas tree fire stopper. Yeah. And then he brings it to

these, he hires these hot firefighters from the calendar. Have you seen that video speaking of a Shark Tank? Have you seen that video where it's like a firefighter who invented some hose attachment? And then he's like well this is only like this only works for hoses at the fire department.

Like what about like is there an attachment for the hose at my house? And he goes, you mean this? And he pulls it out. They all go. I think that's the exact one I'm thinking of. It's so funny. It's so funny because it's like the stupidest moment of TV ever. It's just like, dun dun.

A little piece of metal. But nobody could ever possibly know what it is. Who gives a fuck about that? Well, maybe the people who die in house fires. Dude, the video, just the video presenting it is like an aura moment. I mean, it is. Barbara Corcoran sitting there drooling looking at you holding a little piece of. Just immediately

sliding off her chair. No, I don't say that. That's gross. What's gross about that? Nasty. What's gross about saying a woman would slide off her chair after seeing a hose attachment?

Disrespectful, man. That's disrespectful. But these hose be getting attached. Yes, sir. You guys are both committing three. No, we're not. Pooping in the pool? We didn't booing me.

You guys are doing McBooamie. No, we're not. I'm not even doing McBooamie. You are doing a big boos. Because you say... How is that McBoost at all? Because you guys are talking... You're objectifying a woman in her vagina.

How is that objectifying? He objectified her chair. He injectified her chair? She's injectifying her chair with her slug juice. You can't inject it. Okay, you can't call a woman's vaginal plasma slug juice. We're not calling her a woman. When is it plasma?

Philip K. Dick. What are you? Some kind of sci-fi writer? This is a McBooom. of the highest order. I will stand for it. You're being macbubimist because you're saying

you're literally saying that women for a woman to come aroused at a technical level of banion. You said the word hose. Yeah, we're talking about hose attachment. First of all, one, you're being macbubimist

because you're saying women like literally don't have agency to become aroused. You're saying Barbara shouldn't be on Shark Tank. And two, you're saying also you're saying that's Macbohmy. You're saying that's a higher younger woman. That's extremely McBohms.

Number two, actually you're saying she's old. And number three, you're saying... What's hot about Mark Orkron? You're saying that she's become some kind of... She emits a plasma. She does emit a plasma. You're saying women are an alien race that emit plasma.

Women are aliens to you. So? Mabooamist. I'm not... Is it Mick Boomest or Mabooamist? Well, the apostrophe is kind of alighting a C there. Yeah. People say Mabumi for short.

But it's Mick Boomy. Yeah. You're being Mick Boomist as hell. All right, maybe I am. It's okay to say that a, that she's, slide it out of her chair like a slug. No, I don't think you can refer to. Again, he's saying like a slug. He's not saying she is a slug.

Oh, okay. If I were to say Barbara from Shark Tank is a slug ho. Yeah, that's McBohomist. I would never say that. I don't say things like that. See, that would be the proper reaction if I said that. You're committing a summer faux. But she's like a slug at a hose. That's what you should say. That's just true. That happened on TV. I feel like that would shut down pretty much all

McBooamie in the world as if you said this. is a summer new summer faux pa that's a number three summer that's number three that's the third summer foe paw number three all right buddy that's summer foeopon number three you're not we're getting you out of here we're tying you up until the until the how many of these do you have to commit until you have to hibernate over the entire summer you can't yeah it's three strikes yeah it's three strikes if you murder your family do a trick to a cow and then you're and then you're and you're out you're out of summer that's pretty bad fall starts early yeah you got you better you better start with a pumpkin spice and get your Halloween

bundle up man start raking the leaves that's right summer's over buddy we'll be watching some john carpenter movies summer's over your summer's done you're back to school bitch yeah you're getting back to school by some folders that's what you'd say back to school back to school get some new shoes motherfucker yeah

that's cool dude remember how awesome was to pick out a binder when you're a kid for a new school year yeah then go home and you click that thing over your ear yep and it wouldn't hurt so bad dude it was so funny being a guy and picking out the like, what are they called? Like Lisa Frank

folders. I just got the crappy dollar store. I was getting... Yeah, I liked solid color. We were going to Walmart. I was getting the the girly stuff because I thought it was funny.

And then I would get called gay. Dude, back to school shopping was actually so fun. It was fun. To pick out the pens and pencils and stuff. Yeah. We were at that Walmart. So the million pencils you used two.

We were at that Walmart. When was this like last? week last Tuesday. Just going through, I fully have not been to a Walmart in like three years. Yeah, me neither. I was walking around. I was like, damn.

Store is awesome. Damn. Walmart's are sick. Dude, shout out to the Walton family. I do, I do love a Walmart, man. Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty sick. Target is like, Target sucks compared to Walmart, bro.

Yeah, Target is no good. I kind of can't believe. Walmart is of the people. Yeah, Walmart is just shit. people you see there are fucking weird yeah come on the people of walmart they're loki remind me of florida yeah Walmart is literally

everybody's a encapsulation of florida can we put being a Florida man as a summer fo'paw what you see that guy no what was wrong with him that guy was cool it's like a black cowboy just walked by wow cow tricks are illegal remember you're tricking us about a cow dude he had like he had like a bunch of leather straps

on him and stuff that's pretty cool that fully like he I hope to God that I'm not having a hallucination because that was the coolest looking guy I've ever seen. It seems like he's kind of tailor made for you, so it could be a hallucination. Oh no. You're crazy.

Okay. What was number seven? What was it? Being a Florida man. Being a Florida man. Yeah, yeah. Let's hit some more summer, like, activities that you can faux pot at. What do you do in the summer?

Beach, cookout, vacation. I think we need to get one for each of those. Oh, here we go. Eight. I mean, it's kind of the same as this. Actually, you know what? Poop in the pool slash grill. Oh, yeah, poop on the grill.

I was going to say that. You can't poop on the grill. No, you can't poop on the grill. It smells. Stinks up all the hot dogs. Spraying sand at the beach around. Spraying sand. You're like spraying it around.

Oh, sand in somebody's food. Yeah, sanding. And sand, let's just do sand pranks and stuff. Cow trick, sand pranks. Yeah, but that, yeah, let's put that with five. somebody when they're asleep. Oh, burying alive. Bary somebody alive is definitely a summer faux pot.

That's murder. Well, no, they're alive. They're alive. Yeah, but they die eventually. So everybody dies that. That's slow murder. Okay. Murder slash slow.

Or, oh, I know. Being bringing, oh, I got it, dude. Bringing a fall attitude to the beach. Come on, let's do this. We got to do that. We got to do that. Here's what I'm going to do at the beach. I'm going to bring out my book and read.

Suck on my penis. What? If you read it. No, that's a summer attitude. No. No, fall attitude is bring my laptop to the beach and send some emails. No, no. Summer attitude.

You don't know how to use the beach if you ain't reading at the beach. If you went in the water the whole time, you a, you a, you a bitch. Doesn't this sound like an amazing collection of fragrances? Atumnal attitude? That's cool. I do like it. Yeah. Atumnal attitudes.

You can't read at the beach. No, you don't understand. Reading at the beach is the number one beach activity. It's playing in the water and reading. Playing in the water. Number one is playing in the water. Yeah, of course. Number two is playing in the sand.

Playing in the sand I'm not so huge on anymore since I grew up. Okay. Making a sand castle is fun. Playing in the water, though, it's playing in the water is number one for sure. Yeah. But reading is not an autumnal activity at the beach. Reading, I'd say, is number five. I'm going to give you...

I mean, I'm putting it... I would put a reading at number two, personal. I'm going to give you, you can read a magazine at the beach. Yeah. Or a picture book. Where are you getting a magazine from? I don't even know where to get magazines from. Magazine store?

You don't know how to use the beach. I do. You don't know how to use the beach. the beach correctly. I've been there millions of times. I hate to say it, but you're bringing, and again, the activities you're doing are summer, the attitude you're bringing is a bit autumnal. No. You're filling up your schedule, man. No, dude. You're over there reading some long-ass book, leather, leather book at the beach. That is not summer. That belongs in a nook, a reading nook. It does not belong in a beautiful chair. I'd say it's okay to read at the beach. You can read whatever you want at the beach. No. I'm just saying it's not. crack and tight. I'd say it's number seven actually. Five is too generous. Here's what,

here's a tuminal attitude is bringing a book to the beach and bring a highlighter too. That's the type of shit you can't be doing. I would agree. Because that's more, that's more I'm a scholar. Yeah. The beach is about wasting time.

Unless you're in summer school, do not bring that highlighter to the beach. Going to school in the summer is a faux pa. Yeah, summer school. You can't be going to summer school. Perenthesies, you dumb. Yeah. That's also an idiocyc indicator.

Summer school idiocy indicator Atumnal attitudes and idiotic Indic indications anything that indicates you might be a moron Okay other other activities what are you doing in the summer Let's see cookout beach Vacation vacation a trip on a vacation What's a vacation ruining thing that isn't Mism bummy that isn't Mabomist

Mabooamist murderous being a Florida man something that isn't already covered here but also is fully vacation like only child behaviors only child behaviors we have to do this we can't do that

yeah yeah that is true at being mom only child slash mother motherly behavior I think only child behaviors follow that mom or basically between the mom and dad mom is definitely the only child

Yeah. But only child behavior in the summer being like, um, no, no, yeah, on vacation. Don't do that. Don't be doing it.

Don't be saying that. Yeah. You have to, it's literally the, the, the summer is not the time for the individual. Okay. It's true.

It's for the, it's the desire. It's a collective good. The collective good. Right. And only child's only like doing the thing that they like to do. And that also follows after autumnal attitudes. Yeah.

Where it's like, oh, I got to get ready for school. I got to do this. I got to do that. It's like, no. What you have to do is be a part of the collective. If you're on vacation and you want the best controller because you're the guest. Yeah. Where are you on vacation to?

A video game spa. Video game spa. Yeah. And you want the only controller because you're the guest. At a video game spa. I'm the guest. Those types of kids? Yeah, that's brilliant.

out of my face. Get out of my face. Usually it was almost always only children saying that crap. Yeah, and it's also like, bro, I don't even come to your house. Yeah, I'm not allowed there because your parents fight. Yeah, exactly. And your parents think I'm dirty. So I'm not allowed over there. So when you come to my house, I get to be. You are getting the mad cats. I'm the king of the castle. Uh-huh. You are getting the Madcats or the GameStop logo controller.

Yeah. And I'm going to beat you. Yeah. Because that controller doesn't have a good working. Z button. Sticky. Sticks. And also it has, also, you are getting an advantage because that one has the turbo button. What did turbo do?

It depends on what it was, but you could program it so that if you click the A button, it would like triple jump for you or some shit. You could hold it down to it. Yeah. Oh. You could hold it down to spam stuff. Cheating. Yeah, it's a cheating controller.

And then Revolver Us let him know. Don't use turbo. I'll know. And you're like, what? What? But he's lying. he doesn't actually, there's no protection against turbo. Number 11, treating a sunburn like the end of the world. Oh my God, dude.

And people do this. This just drives me. If you don't stoically tank your sunburn, if you walk around with a bottle full of aloe, unless you're in the fucking hospital and you have sun poisoning, or you're over the age of 90, you're a piece of shit. It's time to wrap it up. You're ruining summer.

It's just red. Because you know what this is? This is faking sick for the job that is having fun in the summer. because when you... You literally just lather yourself up in light o'cane and keep going outside no sun block.

Yeah. Be a fucking beast about it. Dude. I mean... Or get like a big linen shawl and cover yourself. A sun shawl. It also shows

no self-control incontinence in the way of you can't resist a 12-hour day in the sun because you have got to have it all at once. Yeah. Go do four hours in the summer. I'm going to pitch another one.

This one is very, this one is at least for me. This is how I live my summer by. Okay. But I wonder if you guys will agree. Turning down an opportunity to eat seafood. Agree. If seafood is,

if you're a place where seafood is offered and it's a seafood place, you got to get it. You have to get the sweet. You should be having days in the summer that are three meals of seafood. I agree. Seafood for breakfast. It's just the way to do it. And I don't fucking care if you live in the middle of Nebraska or wherever.

The problem. Ship them in. You got rivers? Get yourself some oysters on the half shell. I don't care if you're puking. Nah. Yeah. I don't care if you're getting something.

I don't care if it comes from a 90 degree body of water. Yeah. Eat the oyster. You should be having a big vat of water on your property. You can farm oysters in. Just boil the oysters. Here's one of them oysters. Here's one.

Yeah. Drinking brown beer. A summer faux pa. You can't do that. When you say brown. Like dark brown. You can drink dark brown beer. No.

I definitely, I don't, I wouldn't label that as a full faux pop, but it's an eyebrow How about IPAs? It's an eyebrow razor. You can drink whatever you want. Again, I'm not going to, summertime is about drinking whatever you want. I'm not going to, here's what I'm going to say about this one. My personal ruling, I'm like, I'm not going to knock you out of summer for that. Okay.

If that's your third strike, like, you can stay in summer. You know, we'll chalk that one up to a point five. That's a warning. That's a warning. That's not even a warning. But I'm going to be looking at you and I'm going to be like this. Really? I think about a summer day, man.

It should be light beer, apparel sprits. There's a cooler full of Modellos and you're going for the Guinness. Modella's not a light beer. It's light enough. But you know what I'm saying? It's on the lighter shade. And it's Mexican. You can have a Modelo Negro.

Mexican, yeah. Another faux pause if you go the entirety of summer without eating a single Mexican food. Or going somewhere that has a fascist government and joining the army there. Oh, God. Joining a fascist army. Yes, 100%. It's not. not meant for it to be done.

I mean, if another fo'paw would be like creating, like, creating a dictatorship. Yeah. Yeah. Creating a dictatorship. I don't think most people can create a dictatorship. What about creating a bio weapon? That's not right. Yeah.

That's not right. That's not right all year round. Creating. I would say this is not right all year round. Joining a fascist army. So you would want to erase this because it's not specific to summer. Yeah. That's just a world.

That's just, Maboo. Maboo me. You think is only bad during the summer, Mabumi. I think it's worse during the summer. Why? Because women are wearing less clothing. Then what do is that indicate to you about their sexual proclivity? Hmm?

Like if a woman isn't wearing much clothes, what does that say to you? That it's summer. Okay, you passed. Yeah. No faux pa found. Uh-huh. It says that it's summertime. Okay.

Yeah. I would say your dress kind of fall right now. This is a fall. That is an at a tuminal outfit. Oh, no, no, no. You're blue. No, no, no. I mean, I have to say, it's a little bit of a little bit of glass house over there.

Yeah. What, because I'm blue? It's a little bit of dark clothing and jeans. Yep. Yeah, okay. Well, what if I told you that I have three giant 40-pound bag of the laundry I got to do when I get home so that I don't have to wear this. That sounds a lot. I have to do this.

I have to do that. What is that? Dude, it's still August. Yeah. I'm lamp. I have to do this. I have to do that. I'm lamped, man.

I got to do all this. I don't have shit to do today. Yep. Being obsessed with chores. Plus, yeah, it's also saying you have to do your laundry

is low-key, only child vibes. How? It's actually not. It's actually the opposite of only child vibes. That's, I'm doing it for all my brothers

and neighbors as well. I do everybody's laundry. That's a reverse faux pot. Knocking on that door. Hey, man. I'm going to throw a little laundry in. A lot of laundry two blocks away.

I have yours. Do it like a, like a kid going to offer to mow people's lawns. Yeah. Like, hey, for $5,

I'll do your laundry. What about stealing Umbrellas. Depends. I don't know if that's, I would call that so summerish. It's been a wet, rainy summer, but. But it typically that's what it's fall. That kind of was maybe this past year's faux, but yeah, I don't know if I would call it a summer, a general summer foepa.

Having a summer album. That's a faux pa? I think so. Why? Because I just think that's stupid. That's a celebration of the summer. No, I think it's restrictive. No.

I don't think you can be like this summer. I'm against this one. This is the worst. one yet. It was the worst one you said. It's like a summer activity specifically. Yeah. Eating hot food. What is wrong with you mentally? You know, maybe I'm just not that good at this. I mean, here's the trick. Think of something you should do on summer. And then what's the bad thing you do during that? Press pause. What? Like on movies. When you're during summer, you press pause? Like on movies and stuff. That's what you do during summer? That's the faux paw. During the summer, I love watching movies.

Okay. But if you press pause, that's a po. Pausing movies. That's a poe foe. That's a poe. What you were going to say? No, man. No.

Okay, try it harder. Yeah. What do I like to do in the summer? That's your question for me. Let's start there. Okay. I like camping. Okay, so what's something that you, is the opposite of camping?

Oh, attracting a dangerous animal. Attracting a dangerous animal during summer. During a summer predator. Attracting summer predators. Attracting summer predators. And you know what that includes? We're laughing at this, but this is actually real as fuck. When you leave your sweet-ass drink out on the table,

when a hell of wasp be coming. And it's like, pour that shit out. Get it away. I don't care. I don't want to be near the waspest. Those are summer predators. I don't like summer predators at all. Leave the cinnamon roll inside.

You don't even take it, eating that in the backyard. It's too sweet. Also, that's not. You're getting sugar all of your fingers in the face. Cinnamon roll? No. That is a winter. It's the sugaryest thing I could think.

That is a Christmas morning meal. What's the sugariest summer food? Watermelon. That is drip. I'm sure. Think of one that drips and covers your skin. If you, you can,

don't eat that near a wasp. Yeah. The one is watermelon near a wasp. Yeah. That's kind of a sub one of attracting summer predators. So can you eat flowers near a bee? They might get angry. How often are you eating flowers?

Sometimes. You know, and sometimes you get a food and they have those little flowers they put on it. I guess. I don't know, random shit. More drinks, I think. Yeah, I feel like they do that in drinks. Yeah, drinks, sure.

Whatever, you know, food drinks, it's all the same. So whatever has a flour on it, you can't be having that near a beat. Oh, shit. What? You're dead. That just had been in voice. Anyway. Sounds great.

Yeah, it sounds like a good thing. Yeah. It's awesome. Hmm. Do you think we can get to 20? I don't know. I think we could get that 14. Put 15 on the board.

Let's think. I feel like we're hitting a wall here. Hey, you know what? No, this one is just... Hitting the wall? Yeah, hitting the wall. No, I was going to say littering. Oh, littering's a serious summer faux pa.

Yeah, that actually does happen a lot during summer. It's more during the summer. And attracting summer predators, I just want to throw out their sharks too. It's actually... This one we put as a joke, I feel like at first, but as I'm thinking about it more, I'm like, this is actually one of the most important... Bleeding in the ocean. Right, or swimming on Donna Dusk.

Fuck that. In your seal. Yeah. In your seal suit? Yeah. You can't be doing that. Acting like your special. just for being a surfer. Being too into surfing, I'm good.

Braggadocious surfing. Braga dosha surfing. Yeah, braggadocious surfing. I think that's pretty good. Surfing is like, lame. Oh, dude, stupid. There's a reason why these... You have to wear a full clothes.

There's a reason why these are the dumbest people on Earth is the surfers. Yeah, it's no good. It's not good. And they're drug addicts. They're addicted to adrenaline. Yeah. Danger. Oh, here's another thing you do during the

summer sometimes in a water park or an amusement park. Yeah. What's a faux pa there? Waiting too long for a turkey leg. Cutting in line. Cutting in line for a turkey leg. You know what sometimes you order the turkey leg and they're like, okay, it'll be 25 minutes. What's the faux pa?

You're waiting? Making me sit in that line. Making me wait for a turkey leg. Making me wait in line. Cutting in line. Cutting in line is worse. Yeah. But.

is that bad all year round cutting line is bad all year round I don't know but it's worse in the summer because the lines are longer dude I got one the topic is air conditioners there's got to be a good air conditioner that's fine out there

that's good there's got to be one I mean there's a couple here you can go both directions here one is having an air conditioner and not using it when you should having an 80-degree house. And then the other one is having a 60-degree house. Keep that shit having a $200.

Unregulated. Yeah, frivolous and cheap. AC extremities. AC extremities in the summer are brutally bad. Brutely bad. Brutality. Yeah. Extremities and brutalities. AC brutality.

Did they ever make a mortal combat thing called an extremity? They should make a crazier version of a fatality called an extremity. Have they not? I feel like they did do. an extremer fatality at someone. They do brutalities. That's why I thought of it. But what's the difference there?

They're kind of the same shit. Brutality is when you use a normal move. Oh, and it just is like one crazy punch. Yeah, or it's like they do it a bunch of times until it kills somebody. They don't do the thing where it's like cut to the guy and he's speeding on a motorcycle sort of thing.

Yeah. It's like a normal. So let's go through the list so far. One, building a data center. Uh-huh. Two, lying about being barefoot.

Yeah. Which are, you know, after we finish the list, this one feels a little pointed. It feels a little pointed. A little pointed.

A little pointed. I didn't say pointed. It feels a little hointed towards you though. It wasn't pointed towards me at all. I mean, because I didn't lie about being barefoot. Oh yeah, you told us the truth. Yeah, I told the truth.

Okay, lying about barefoot. Mabooa me. Maboo me. Slash pooping in the pool. Sliping on the grill. Pooping on the grill. And you might think these three should be separate things. I disagree.

They all fall under the same umbrella. I agree. They're all bad. Four, Masambi. Nassambi. Mibuimi. Cow tricks slash sand. So if you do a trick on a cow or a trick on a person in the sand. Or a trick with a cow.

That's another part of it as well. Or a trick, like a trick meaning a lie or a physical. Lying to a cow. Lying to a cow. Walking up to a cow. Yeah. Lying on a cow saying, hey, you will not be food. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, that's, well, unless it's a dairy cow. You will not produce food. There we go. You will not produce food. Imagine that curse on your family. Six murder and slow murder. Slow murder being burying alive.

Burying alive. Bering alive under the sand. Which also falls under sand. Can you draw a line between sand and slow murder? Just like a little two-sided arrow. Just so people know these ones are connected. Nice. That's cool.

Yeah. Okay. Being a Florida man. Yeah. Which all the things that that entails. Yeah. Being, uh, wearing stupid clothes.

Wait a minute. Literally. Literally the biggest fope. being a beach carron. I feel like, oh, wow. Yeah, that's a, yeah. You know, that's a genre. You can put that at 7.5.

Yeah, 7.5 or just being a Florida man slash beach carin because we don't want to be Missambi there. Yeah. We let's have a little balance. I wrote beak. Beaked. Beaked. Be having a be beaked woman.

Oh, feeding seagulls. That's attracting summer predators. Yeah. But that's not one of the most catch all. That's a summer predator. It's a summer predator. I guess it is. Attractic sour predators is actually one of the most catch-all. That's really good. That's a great faux pa.

Being a Florida man slash beach Karen, because a beach Karen is truly... You ever encountered one? Yeah. Really? What they do? They said, stop hitting your brother. Bitch. Yeah. I don't mean to be moboomy. Yeah. That's actually incredibly moboobo- That was a little moboomist. Just to even say the B word. Really, what words can I say? Name every word I can say. I can see the C-word.

I can see the C word, Caleb. But what other words can I say? I don't know. What's the list of... Let's pull up a list of Mabomist swears. No, I don't even want to look at those because they're going to get stuck in my head. I'm going to accidentally use them.

I would say even platforming them. Do you remember when you first learned swearing when you were a kid? You started using it all the time. Like when I was a kid, I learned the word crap and I'll go around and say, what the crap? Yeah, what the crap is it? I feel like that's going to happen. I was more finding out that you could say crap on a cartoon network.

And then I was like, wait a minute. Seals broken. You can say that on a kid's channel. Yeah. Then I can say crap now. Anyway, I think that's what it would be like if I saw a list of Mabumist swears, I would just start using them.

Because I'm like, oh, these exist. I don't even know that. What is your worst beach Karen encounter? My worst beach Karen encounter? Yeah. Dude, I don't think I've ever actually come into contact with a beach Karen. One time the left guard said that we couldn't swim because a guy had died at the beach

like 30 minutes before. Oh, yeah. It's fucking Karen. Yeah, that's such a Karen thing to do. Okay, number eight, autumnal attitudes. Yeah. Wearing a scarf in the summer. It's basically, I think it's wearing, it's clothing,

but it's also, to me, the core of this is like a back-to-school attitude. Yeah. And also being a little too reflective. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You can't be doing that in. You can do that tomorrow when this comes, or, yeah. No, September.

It's technically. Summer ends on the 21st, the 21st, man. We still got a couple of years. So get it in while you can. And that's why I, I feel like a lot of people listening to this might be two, might be two out of three. Yeah. Yeah.

And so I would say now that you know, just try to. And I just want to throw this out there for all my fellow medigamers who like to kind of break rules, find loopholes, things like that. This list, you are, if you do three of these things, you are getting kicked out of summer. September 21st, you haven't done anything yet. Yeah. Go fucking crazy. Go do a baboomish cow trick and attract a predator. There's nothing wrong without the last day of summer.

Because you're getting kicked out of one day. You're not going to miss that much. Can we add social engineering to this? this, like, catch me if you can. That should not be allowed in the summer. That shouldn't be allowed year round. Yeah, but you've got to admit it should not be allowed in the summer. Yeah, I can admit that, but I just said, because I mean saying it's not allowed year

round is essentially saying that. Well, I guess you're right. Yeah. See, this is just tough because I... So just don't come up with anymore. I'm done with it. All right, nine is summer school idiot. This was idiotic indications.

Yeah. Only child vibes. Yeah, I think that is. And I think that is actually bigger during the summer than it is here. Oh, yeah. For sure. Oh, yeah. That's really weird.

Only child vibes is fully. I'm going to go to this more. Yeah. It's big during the summer. But I think year round, I think year round, if you don't know how to play with others, you are a bad person. I'm going to say it. 11 treating sunburn like death or like the end of the world.

It's like deal with it. We have literal amazing technology. in the form of blue goos. Yeah. Lidocane-infused all-o. Yeah. Do them in your home. Number 12, not eating seafood.

Right. If you got an opportunity for it, you got to take it. You know, don't be getting the fucking burger. Yep. No. Unless it's a shrimp burger from McDonald's Japan. Try that out. Yeah, try that out.

13. Joining a fascist army. Not good. Yeah. Not good. I don't even know. No. Actually, yeah, summertime is when fascism really starts a rise.

Yeah. You could, I could see, you have more of an excuse in the winter. In the winter, it's like, I was cold, I was lonely. Yeah, exactly. They had, they were burning books. I was cold. Yeah, stood by the books for a little bit. They were burning bodies.

Yeah. Again, I was cold. I was really cold. Basically, I was playing in the snow. I was cold. I was sledding. Well, aren't these, aren't these interlinked to then? Attracting summer predators?

And joining a fascist army. Why? In what way? Because wouldn't a fascist army love to attract summer predators? I think a fascist army would be doing basically all 18 of these things. They hate summer. Yeah. This is almost more than a list of summer.

It's almost a list of activities of a fascist army. Yeah, true. Some fucking, you know, Colorado. Yeah. Someone in Hitler's fucking army doing some braggadocious surfing. Littering. Littering is a big.

I mean, at first I was like, that's year round, but it really is a littering problem during the summer. Yeah. Leaving your cans out. Leaving your cans out, look, if you don't have a can person in your, your town. Sorry.

You have to become the canvas. You got to handle your own shit. Yeah. Littering is almost the worst one on here. Yeah. Yeah. I hate littering. Raggedosha surfing, we already said that, but I would like to hammer home that if you're a surfer and I know that's a problem. Yeah. Don't let anyone find it. It's fine to do that privately. It's literally, it's supposed to be the biggest surprise to find out somebody's a

surfer. Yeah, yeah. It should be like, whoa, that's shocking. Well, you surf? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, 17. cutting in line, especially at the amusement park. Cutting in line, they will imagine you're at water country. But lines are worse in the summer. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, can we just put a word here that makes it more summary or something? Cutting in a line for something. It needs to be like for a summer activity. Cutting in line, dude.

That's perfect. That's something somebody would say in the summer. See, that sort of subtle surfing signifying. Yeah. That like, yeah, I surf, but I don't really know. Yeah. AC extremities both ways, not using it or using it too much. Yeah.

I do feel like we need a clean 20. I know. I think we could hit two more real quick. What's another summer activity we haven't mentioned? Casual sex. Interesting. Casual sex. People seem to be having casual sex in the summer.

Summer flings. Summer disrespect towards a summer fling. Spitting on people. Well, why is that summer? Ghosting a summer fling. Ghosting a summer fling is a faux pa. Ghosting a summer fling. And then I got a number 20 here for us, I think.

Increasing the temperature of the earth. Oh, yes. Using chemicals and corporations. Yes, yes, absolutely. Oh, and also dropping poisonous mosquitoes over Texas. That's true. Droppings. I mean, that's bio.

Playing with your own droppings. Yeah. No, that's terrible. That's no good. Playing with human guano. Yeah. Can you do anything? Playing with human guano.

Yeah, that's not. That's not okay. It's so bad, dude. In the summer? Manewer pastimes. Yes. Fecal pastimes. Playing with human guano.

Playing with fecal pastimes. Fecal pastimes, but including human guano, a person patties, all that kind of stuff. Man manure. Man manure, you can't do that shit. Just fecal PT. Fecal playtime?

Yeah, fecal playtime. Yeah. Okay, I feel pretty good about that. Yeah, I think this is pretty... I mean, if only we did this at the beginning of the summer. Yeah. Know what not to do. But now we know...

Let's go through real quick, each of us, and just do a never have I ever... Yeah. Okay. Never have I ever... Hold up 20 fingers. No, it's three strikes. Three strikes. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Okay. Data Center, I've never done that. Yeah, me either. Lying about barefoot, I haven't done it. I've never done that even once in my life. Come on, bro. Mabooami, pooping, pool, or grill. Nope.

Nope. I mean, you pooped on a grill? You pooped on a grill? I had pooped on a grill. There goes a finger. Missing, missin B. I've definitely done Miss Miss Mee. In the summer?

Yeah. Oh. Cow tricks and sand. Not this summer, though. Is it this summer? Oh, yeah. Let's do this summer. Okay.

Then I'm back to three, baby. I'm alive. Cow tricks slash sand tricks. I've not done anything with sand. I haven't done any sand tricks this year. I've definitely done sand tricks in my life. I actually haven't gone to the beach. I've been to the beach, but I don't think I did sand tricks.

Murder. So slow murder. No, not this time. Being a Florida man or beach Karen. I've never been a beach Karen in my life. No. Autumnal attitude. I can't lie. I've had some autumnal attitudes.

I'm going to put it down. I'm going to put a down for a sweatshirt the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've definitely had autumnal attitude. Summer school, nope. Nope. Only child vibes?

Never. Never. I don't think so. Treating sunburn. I'm two, I'm two MC. What's MC? Middle child. Little kid.

Treating sunburn like death. I haven't done this. The one that inspired this for me is other people doing this to me for my sunburn. Oh, yeah. My wife going, oh my God, look at your sunburn. Get off of me. Ugh. All you do is just laugh at it and go, yeah, it's pretty bad.

Yeah. Yeah. not eating seafood. I did have three seafood meal. I've eaten a lot of seafood this. I haven't had any fried seafood though. That's the one thing I've had hell. I've kind of bummed about. I've had tons of I've had seafood and pasta.

Joining Fastest Army. Didn't do that. Attracting summer predators. Now, did we do that? I think we did. No, we did not. Does ants a summer predator? That's a great question. I think they are. I think we got ants in here. We're down to one. We have ants in here?

Probably. We haven't had answered here in quite a long time That I've seen But you don't feel like camping Maybe we attracted some summer predator I think we did I feel like we all might be at one now I'm gonna put it to one

I think it's only fair Yeah We got to get a got to You know, We attracted mosquitoes I know that because I remember There's a lot of mosquitoes around the marshmallows I guess there's one coming up

That I think I'm littering I did not litter I don't litter Raggedosa surfing No Cutting in line dude No No

AC extremities You know my summer's over I'm this one I'm like I think there's maybe a case that I am an AC extremity but I only do it to myself

what do you I want a judgment on this when I'm the only one at home I just turn the AC off and I just swelter but you turn it back on it comes back on when other people are around is my summer over tell me bros

I I don't know that's never been an issue of mine is the hot My problem has always been Overblast. Overblast. I engaged in overblast. I'm going to say at least three times this summer I engaged in overblast. Define overblast

because I'm aware. You're an overblast offender. Yeah, I'm an overblast offender. I mean, this summer's over. Summer's over for us, dude. I think I think my summer's still going. Okay. Yeah. I think. Okay. I need a judgment on that. Are you staying between

are you staying between 68-73? I will also I'll turn it. I'll turn it on. I would say I'd probably go a little over 73 sometimes, but I'll turn it. I don't know. I have no, I mean, here's a thing, I have no thermometer.

Don't your ball stink it up down there? I stink most of the time. Oh, shit. I'll put half down here. Have you ghosted a summer fling? I've not. Have you engaged in people? I've played with you and guano.

My fucking summer's over, dude. Our summer's over. Well, it's kind of a relief. We only got three weeks left of it. It's starting to get cold out. We can get to autumn.

Yeah. We can get to some back to school. I'm fine with having three weeks off at the end of summer. If there's anybody out there who, who summer is still going based on this list. We salute you. Yeah, you're a real summer warrior. If anyone has zero, just starts sinning. And that's how you know there's a real ass fucking list that we all failed it.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. We weren't fucking, this was not built around our lives. This is objective. This is completely objective. See, if I didn't, if I didn't wear a fucking sweatshirt the other day, I'd be fine. Yeah, that was a serious faux pa. Yeah, I wore a sweatshirt on Saturday night.

Oh, dude. It was kind of cold. Nah, but you know it was 70 degrees. It was not kind of cold. Yeah, I also wore a. what shirt while camping. Oh, you did. That's different, though, because it actually did get your...

It was like, it was like 55. Yeah. That doesn't... And when you're sleeping outside overnight. I was safe then. I was safe. Then on Saturday night, I was like, you know what? You fucking pushed it.

You know what? I do... This is an autumnal outfit. I know you said no, but it really is. I'm dressed like a piece of water. Long pants and two shirts. You are dressed like a piece of water. Which is the summer thing. This is the water's white froth.

Yeah. Yeah. And it even has a white froth above. Yeah. This is a really coordinated outfit. It is. This is really blue. It's really easy if you just wear the same color.

True blue. Dude, I also did that today. Me too, man. I didn't like doing it. You didn't. I don't like doing it either. I hate when I wear all the same color. That's black.

This is a blue shirt. That's a black shirt. That looks pretty dark blue to me, I think. This is dark blue. That's faded black. That is a faded black shirt. You are crazy. No.

You have lost it. That's a faded black shirt. Look at the fucking monitor. dude. Look at reality. I'm looking at reality. That's a faded black shirt. Look at the stitching. Does that have to do with anything?

Stitching's black. Bro, you sound like Jafar's parrot. He did got freed out. The stitching's black. That's just an old faded black shirt. Look at it next to red. Yeah. I'm dude.

What is that? Sound off. I'm trying. Sound off in the comments. It does look black on the monitor, but in life it does look black. It's literally a black shirt. Look at an extra red.

Look at that. The stitching is nothing to do with the shirt. The stitching remains. The stitching stays the same color. It remains. The stitching does not stay the same color. Yes, because I dyed a shirt. I died a shirt.

It turned out to be green, but it was supposed to be black. And the stitching on the shirt did not take any dye. This could be black stitching. You don't know anything about my shirt. That's what I'm saying. It's black stitching. Okay, but I'm saying the shirt is blue. Why would they put black stitching on a blue shirt?

Because it was cheaper. It's not cheaper. They already had it on hand. It's literally a faded black shirt. How long have you had the shirt? A year and a half, two years. You've had this shirt since I've known you. That is not true.

You've had this shirt for six years. Oh, I just found a bunch of crap on this. You're distracting from the fucking thing. You're playing a human guano. You're playing a human guano. You're playing a bunch of crap. It's great. It's red.

You were playing with human guano. I got hot sauce on my jeans. I got hot sauce Well, that is a black shirt There's a faded black shirt I disagree Great, we have to end this episode In a fucking fight

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That's it guys And Tom Hardy has started Dude, he's been rapping. He's rapping now. Frankie something. Frankie Pulitzer. Frankie Pulitzer. That's such a good thing.

It's cool. He needs to take off his hat. The mask is cool. The mask is sick as fuck, dude. That's the type of thing I like. You see the interview? See the interview where... The interview where they're like saying to him, he's like,

I've always wanted to be a member of the Wutankton Clinton. Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be like Frankie face puller, Frankie Pulitzer. That would definitely be my name. Really? Yeah. He's like hinting that it's him. Yeah.

So fucking cool, dude. He is, he is like one of the cool guys. Yeah, I agree. He also, there's a, on the Zarface album, he does the, he does Bain voice. Yeah, I saw that. So, fucking. He does like, it's like an interlude where he's talking. He's talking like Bain.

So fucking awesome, dude. Yeah, he's cool. So go listen to that guys. Check it out. All right. Bye. Who's the fattest statue in Italy? There's Michelangelo's David.

There's like, you know, all these other ones. The Grand Ball. The Grand Ball. Yeah. Grand ball. Grand ball. Grand ball. This is Grandi ball.

This is grande ball. This is grande. He was a big guy. He would sit in this one. You eat olives, drink olive oil. It's a 600-pound guy just sitting on a bench. His life is next to like the thinker. Yeah.

You just got found out that if you drink olive oil, it makes you fat. He didn't do much in his life. The thinker originally, they actually chiseled it off because it was that nobody liked looking at it. But there was like a 700-pound guy who had his arm around. part of the statue. Yeah, let's go ahead. Oh, wow, look at this amazing statue. The thinker's brother.

First get rid of that extra. He was called the Thinker's brother. He was a fat guy. He was like, I fucking love with my brother's thinking. That's like cropping out of a photo. That must have been the most disrespectful. Yeah.

It's like, oh, our statues finally. They chiseled me out. Dude. Yeah, it's been 10 years since your crazy night out with your friends. Yeah. You guys were all drinking wine out of like an amphora. You guys like, you guys.

chisel? You want a statue? Yeah. Let's do a statue together. Oh, great. Years later, there's one guy on the edge who's only half chiseled. Yeah. It's just his arm and like this part of his face that's in the statue.