Podcast About List - Ep. #402 - MODS OF R/ASKREDDITNSFW, WE ARE COMING FOR YOUR POSITION

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

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Let me just put my phone over here. First things first. Let's say thank you to get locked in. Catch up. Entertainment for Coyote versus Acme. Yeah, they bought it up.

They released it. Have you seen it? Seen it yesterday. How it did. Basically, here's what I'm going to lay it out for you. I've been waiting for this. You're in the theater.

Yeah. How long's the movie? Hour 46 minutes, maybe. Okay. First 30, 40 minutes. This is you. Oh. Oh my God.

I made a huge mistake. I shouldn't have come. They were going to lock this up for good reason. Jesus Christ, this movie fucking blows. Will Forte. Second segment of the movie. Middle third of the movie. Act two.

Act two. Funny. Laugh out loud. Laugh out loud funny. And you're sitting there in that theater and you're waiting for the movie to start and you see that big logo. So you're not waiting for the movie to start in the middle third of the movie. No, no, I'm just saying when you get there, when you get there.

You're kind of jumping back. I'm jumping back just to say that you see that big logo showing. up and you're sitting there and you're like, dude, thank you. Patrick was re-exploring the soundboard. You learned about it. Watch this week's talking box. I did a lot of stuff. Third third of the, third of the movie. Okay.

No, it's sad. It's crying. Emotionality. Wait, emotionality. To crying your seat sad. Like this. Watch this. Oh, some little, you got to break the tension somehow. Yeah. Well, how could it be sad? And then the movie. Then the movie ends.

The movie ends. excuse me, excuse me. Lots of old fucking oldies in the theater who don't want to move out of the way. I remember Willie Wonka Coyote. There's an old man on my right who started Or whatever.

There's an old man on my right who started snoring during the movie and there was an old man on the left whose leg was broken. Did you think these are paid like paid protesters? Do you think these are paid watchers by? This is what there is a...

All right. This is a type of person that lives in New York. old people who live in the movie theater. There is old people where you just are like, what do you do all that? And even like beyond that, in like movie theater,

old people, there's a type of, there's a type of old person that is just completely ubiquitous, which is how did you find out about this movie? Yeah. Who are you? Why are you seeing this?

Do you even have, can you even think anymore? Is this a daytime movie? This was a 4 p.m. So that's about the, that's the late night for them. He left the Labor Day hang early to go. and see this. Dude, I had already made the plan.

Versus Acme. Well, these plans were sprung up out of nowhere. They sprung up like wild oats. Coyote, Acme. So that would be a bit of a spoiler. There's the boiler effect there too. Well, it's just as good. Yeah, I have a strong feeling.

It's sprung up out of nowhere. It does kind of sound like a sproying. It feels like it's, my guess is that coyote wins. That's my guess. That's your guess. Well, you'd be surprised. Yeah. We just have, you just have to see that movie. Seems like a draft.

I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I think I can deduce. No, it was pretty good, but I did definitely the first, like, 30 minutes are really, really awful. Yeah. Well, that's why they probably canned it. I genuinely think that, like, the executives watched the beginning of them. We're like, holy fuck. This is poop.

They probably stood up. Delete it. Delete it. Delete it. No, no. I genuinely think that's what happened because the first 30 minutes are poop and the rest of it is pretty good. Yeah.

Sina. Sina what? Yeah, seen a movie yesterday. Is John Sina in it? Yeah, he is. He plays Buddy Crane. Who's Buddy Crane? But John Sina.

But John Sina. Is he funny in the movie, though? He's fine. He's not the most funny character. Who's the most funny character in all the movie? Tweety Bird's pretty funny. To me, Tweety Bird, if I had to rank them, like, F tier. You are a fucking lunatic.

Are you crazy? You're stupid. I don't like Tweety Bird. You never watched them. I don't like Tweety Bird. You never watched any. There's no way you watch any lunatic. I did watch Loney Tune Tune.

No, you watch back in action and that's it. No. That's all you watched. I want, you know, maybe it's just color. What was a bad turn in Ryan, who frame Roger Rabbit that I just don't think. That's what I mean. Bring up who framed Roger Rabbit, even being in the conversation at all. It's psychotic.

It's one of his roles. It's one of his roles. That's fucking crazy. What was the dark action Looney Tunes reboot? You know what I'm talking about? The dark action one. It was on the, it was on the WB channel. It was honestly, when I was a kid, it was sick.

But then everyone growing everyone. It was the, like sci-fi one? It's the one where they're basically like superheroes. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.

It's the name. But they're the Justice League. Yeah, I forget, what's it called? I know exactly what you're talking about. And Davy Duck has like a green thing on. Yeah,

he's got like a crazy like suits. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I don't know what it's called. That one was, that one was sick. But I do remember it.

We all know. We all remember. Yeah. But then everyone online says it sucks fucking ball sack. Yeah. Remember animaniacs? Yes.

Remember that? Yeah. I don't remember the name, though. What was the, oh, tiny tunes. I like Tiny tunes as well. Tiny tunes all lunatics unleashed. What a good name. They were probably, you know what? They probably stole that from. Mysterious and powerful woman

named Zadavia. Yeah. I was just about to say what is your number? I was listening to Midwest Midwest thing today. If you're putting Tweety and F, who's S? Wait, wait, go back. S. Looney Tune? Look at this picture from the lunatics. Wow. Wow. Looks great, guys. One perfect shot.

That's pretty good. It's really great. Great pick. Animation. My favorite, my S-tier Looney Tune. By the way, I'm going to start being like Mark Norman and going, animation. Anytime something, yeah. Any time something animated happens. I'm going to say droopy dog. Microphone.

Droopy dog S-tier. Because he does, he's got one thing and he does it damn well. Because those are two sides of the same coin to me. Tweety Bird, I don't think his voice. I don't like, I don't like his voice. You're being such a fucking hipster right now, dude. You were being hilarious voice.

You've seen Tweety on so many t-shirts and so many Facebook images from a grandma. No, I'm not being hitched about the loony tune. I actually like droopy dog. Droopy the dog is one of the best characters. Dude, whatever. I think S is a bug.

Sure, he's a great. Bugs is of course. He's an eight tier character. And I'm putting, I'm putting coyote in S as well. Yeah, even before this movie. I watched Roadrunner before him though.

Him and Roadrunner, I think, are a matched. Yeah, they're a match. Roadrunner is the one. that I have watched the most of. Yeah, those are the best. Those are the best. That one was always on.

Bugs is always great too. Marvin the Martian is going to be pretty high up for me as well. I don't know. And that's kind of more of a childhood. That's a nostalgia factor. I haven't checked in on him as an adult. But I remember the one where he and, I think it's him and Daffy are fighting.

And Daffy is green. Heavy fucking ripy. Oh my God. Yeah. The, what's it called? The, Yosemite Sam also S-Tier. Dude, they're all S tier.

They're all S tier. Gossamer S tier. Gossamer's great. Gossamer's amazing. He's got to be as Tweety F. Where are you putting Granny? Granny's S. F.

Fuck. Sylvester. Sylvester's like a B. Dude, he's a cat. He's not a B. Dumbass. Pepe La Pue. Pepe La Pue

S plus. Okay. Rapist. Complete rapist. Whoa. It's just a cartoon, you guys. You've modeled your whole life after him. I'm nothing like Pepe Lepeu.

Oh, really? I'm married. Like shit? No, he's a, well, you don't, there's one similarity. That's your defense of Pepelepeu. You can't prove that. No, that's the line you're busting out.

He's not a rapist. Is he a rapist? He's on camera. Yeah. They made movies about him. I mean, I don't disagree with that. He was a real skunk who really did that stuff. Yeah.

And it was so infamous they made. Perfect animal to make him. Speedy Gonzalez. Speedy Gonzalez. S. S. I'm sorry. I'm going to go. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Hey, guys, it's not fucking PC, but Speedy Gonzalez is a rapist. Okay. Speedy Gonzalez is a rapist. Okay. Speedy Gonzalez is Mexican. You have a problem with that? Not, no, not that he's Mexican. He's like making fun of, I'm not, I don't have a problem with him being Mexican. I'm saying he's like making fun of Mexican. No, you know who's making fun of Mexicans is slow poke Rodriguez. I'm not, I, Julio. Slow poke Rodriguez. I have no problem with him being Mexican. I wish that he was played by a Mexican actor, maybe yourself. Julio, does your community claim Speedy Gonzalez? No, we claim Tuss. Oh, that's cool.

That is cool. He's the highest as well. They're all ass. The guy's a blabbering idiot. He barely says a word. You literally are you, you are a lunatic. No, he gets like, I would put him like, you're not even, you're not even a lunatic with L-O-O. You are a lunatic with you. That's right. With you because you're alone.

Yeah. I'm alone. You're alone. I'm alone, you're alone. I'm a lone loony. You're a lone woman. Tunes tier maker right now. We need a... Fudd is S plus. Triple S. Yeah.

Triple S. I mean, Bugs is triple S. Yeah. Those two. Bugs and Fud are triple S. Most of them come in pairs. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I said. Granny and Tweety. No, Sylvester Tweetie. Wait, Granny's there too. Dude,

but Granny owns Tweety. Okay. But Sylvester, dude, what is tweet? Does Tweety say, I taught I taug granny? No. No, he says a fucking putty tat.

I mean, I'm going to be, I'm going to be. honest. There's a lot here that I have no idea. Okay, can we go? Oh, I love this guy. That's, oh, that's early Elmer Fudd. You love your twin. That's Elmer Fudd from before the, before they made him his character design. Yeah. Before they made him his character. That's early Fudd. Yeah. That's pre-Fut. Proto, Proto. Oh, I love the gangsters. The two guys. You might. You might. Remember this one where he hides in the oven? Okay. Let's go, let's go Bugs S, obviously. Porky S. Lola. Don't. care. Lola, I mean, you could not give less of a fuck. Put Lola in bad, straight up. Put her in bad. Truly in bad. No, no. She's, no, you gotta watch the later. What does she do besides, what, what, name something she's done besides, uh, you know what? I'm thinking of, I'm thinking of, I'm thinking of, I'm thinking of, um, I'm thinking of, yeah. I'm thinking of, yeah, I would go, hey, I would go, hey, he's the very best.

I love Porky Pig. Oh, wait, no. Ignore the guys that are like old versions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take that one out. Yeah, and then her, I don't know who that is. Petunia pig? Oh, look at you.

Yeah. Where's she go? Porky ass. Porky ass. Yeah, yeah. Porky, porky got to be us. Porky's ass. Daffy.

Pretty Daffy put her in bad. I put her in. She also kind of bad, though. Yeah, put all women in bad. Yeah, there we go. I don't know. That's Mother Goose there. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that's Pepe Lepeu's victim. Yeah. You're putting her in bad? She was sexy. Dude. Daffy S tier. Daffy S for sure.

Duffy. Huge S. Yeah, who the fuck even is that? The vulture? No, no, the girl that he just put up there. The vulture I'd put in, I'd put in it good. Yeah, I'll put the vulture in it. Okay, Speedy Gonzalez's brother.

Slow poke Rodriguez. Yeah, so I was going to be lower than Speedy. I would say we put speedy S. Speedy S. Speedy S. Slow poke B. Good. I think he's B.

He's fine. Yeah. dog i don't remember i don't know him but i don't know his name he's uh he's i believe he's from the foghorn leghorn ones i'm saying that because i see them next to each other i put him next to slow poke my memory i would put him in i don't know and then i'd put foghorn in okay foghorn is okay yeah i have to agree yeah nerdy the cat let's put him and i don't know i'm gonna put chicken i think chicken hawk can go in okay with foghorn leghorn i never have cared about chicken hawk can go bad honestly yeah you're probably right coyote s yeah now

Multiple roadrunners children. The very worst. In a pouch. Yeah. Put them in the very worst. And then Roadrunner S. Yeah. Pepeleleu.

Let's put them in okay. Yeah. But you can't put them in bad with all those women. Don't put... Just to keep him away from the women. As far away. No, no. Get him away.

Get him away right now. Put him in the very best just to keep him away from the women. Can we agree on that? No, we can put them in don't know enough about him. We know everything about. We know too much about this bastard. Put him in the very worst then. No.

that is, the women are safe. With the three babies? No, don't put him with the babies. Well, he's not attracted to babies. We don't know that. They never show anything about that. Yeah. Put it in the very best just to keep him away from the women.

Is that, I don't have my glasses? Is that fival? That's some mouse that I don't remember. Fival, the very worst. Now, I recognize these next two guys, but I don't know their names. Yeah. Yeah, we don't know. This next one, I don't have no idea.

A couple of cupheads type of guys. A couple of characters. on that game. Now that is not Chippendale. That is not Chippendale. I don't know enough about them. But let's pretend it's Chippendale the very best. I think those might be old Chippendale.

Okay. Chippendale is the very best. Chippendale is Disney. Okay. That's probably not that. So it's definitely not Chippendale. This guy's good. Oh, him and he takes care of the kitten.

Do you remember these? He loves the kitten? Yeah. He's a big chin dog. He's a big bulldog and he loves that cute kitten. Put him together. Yeah. Oh, I'm thinking of, I'm thinking, put him.

Yeah. I thought he was Tom and Jerry. Wait, it looks like they're shaking hands. Oh, wow. Wow. Delete them. Yeah, they get them out of. Get rid of that guy.

Okay. Next. I'm just going to keep a bad, bad, bad. Well, there's one coming up. I'm going to say it's very bad. He's good. The guy, the next guy. I don't know if you can see that one, but I'm going to say it's very bad.

I'm going to say it's the very worst. What's that guy from? I don't know. I don't know. Pink Panther? Does look like Big Ploos. Ow. Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus. Oh, no. . Bad, bad. No. The tiger. Wait, I know those guys are related.

Stork. Stork is good. Stork is okay. He looks okay. I like the stork. That's Popeye, I guess. Bad, bad. Bad, bad.

The very, yeah. So this one, I mean, that's got to, I know, this one is crazy. I think we got to go, it's a crazy inclusion on the, yeah,

on the tier. Just skip ahead to Michigan J. Frog here. Yeah. Michigan J. Frog has got to be at least. I recognize these bears. He's, he's, Okay, all right.

He's kind of one note. Yeah, I think you're right. You mostly know him from popping out of somewhere doing his song. Coyote and Roadrunner, they're one note, but they like make it work. They do it well. They find a lot of, a lot to do in that note. Right. The best thing that Michigan J. Frog ever did was in fucking space balls. Yeah, that's true.

And then is there anybody else who even know here? I mean, granny. Oh, the penguin? I love the penguin. The penguin's, yes, too. With bugs? Uh-huh. Yes, dude.

That's the penguin. You're crazy. This dog here is familiar, but I don't remember him. There's too many of these bastards. Yeah, how many do we have left? I don't know for a lot. Oh, my God. All right.

Yeah, okay, we're going to stop. Let's pick and choose. Let's pick and choose. Gossamer S. Oh, who's that guy with the big hat? That's the gangster guy I was talking about. He's awesome. Yeah, he's. Taz S.

Newest Fudd. Let's put newest fud. And, and, uh, also the red hair dog. Yosemite Sam, let's put him in good. Let's put him in good. Let's put Yosemite Sam in good. Yosemite Sam's ass, bro. I think so.

Redhead dog is okay. I like when he's around. That's sweet. But I don't know too much about him. But if you put those guys up there. Oh, Red knows. White knows Wiley's cool because he would talk. Oh.

But he's okay. I don't want to hear him talk. I'm looking through. I mean, Sylvet, we need so. Do we already have Sylvester up there? Martian. Oh, the little bird with the glasses. He said Martian Man, Hunt.

Yeah, but the little bird with the glasses, put that one in okay. What's up with that fucker's nose? You see that shit on the very bottom row? With the, with the Bob. Penile nose. What the hell is that? What animal is that supposed to be? What are any of these?

Something. Who is that? Oh, wait. These guys. Oh, the, uh, from space jams. Yeah, yeah. The monster's before they become the monster. Wow.

Now that's just cool. Thank God they. But that was in here for us. Guys, all right. Yeah, we're done with that. Yeah. Kind of waste of a little bit of time with that. It's just so exciting. I thought it was going to be the more well-known ones.

That felt so strange that when I looked at that TV, it was bright outside, and I just looked outside and it's dark. Yeah. That really is a little weird. Because of all the backgrounds on all the cartoons were of daytime. Yes. Well, it was day. You were tricked of VR style.

You have to admit earlier it was a day. I don't know if I have to admit that. Well, I'd like for you too, so I feel a little better. Well, how early are we talking in the day? Because at 4 in the morning, it's dark, man. It's dark. It's dark as the night. Dude, people who wake up at night like that, I can't believe that.

What? I can't believe it. I can't believe it. People who wake up hell early. You know, I'm done waking up early. Yeah. I'm done with this shit. Fuck it.

Why not? I've arrived. If there was a while, I was waking up at like 6.30 every day. I'm an 8 a.m. riser. Dude, my girlfriend's in London right now. I'm an 830 a tier. 830 a tier. Yeah.

My girlfriend's in London and she left her Apple Watch and the alarms going on. Literally, that's the richest sentence I've ever heard in my life. I know. She doesn't give me any of the money. And I have, she left her Apple Watch. I don't have any money and she is all of it. You can't talk like that in front of these fucking people. What?

Dude, they're going to think you're some pig. I'm a pig. Yeah. They're going to think I'm a pig. Some fat pat, fat pat. A fat pat? A fat pat? What?

They're going to think he's a fat pat. This is messed. it's well no actually you did spill a little bit on your own thumb yeah well well well you've entered my chamber thumber no because i spilled on myself it's okay to spill on yourself as long as it doesn't make a mess new rule does he still do that yeah no he's doing club run yeah it's just the podcast wait you know no no no that show still on real time is i love that it's called real time finally finally get some real time in this so much shit is fake as fun yeah yeah is how it's

I mean, everything's been said about him, but God, he's so fucking awesome. He's quite, he's quite the character. Is there so many people like this where you start, the first time you learn about them, you're like, this guy sucks. And then slowly, you're like, if he just stays the same, you're like, oh, this guy sucks in a way that's really, really interesting. I love Billmore. You know, you just got to love the consistency of him, you know? Yeah. And I know the consistency of him is very soft and doughy.

Yes. Yeah. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? I bet he has a nose with no bones in it. Yeah. He can just dig right into a sex worker's butt. Yeah.

You know he'd be doing that. Yeah. Got out Bill Mar. Come on. The guy gets after it. He does. Apparently he's got a humungo. Interesting.

Yeah, that's the word of the street. Bill Mar when he nut. He has a humongo. He has a street. Serious extendo. He has a flopper. He's a flopping extendo. Damn.

He's and he loads it up with extra cheese. Yeah. What does that mean? You know what it means. It's bigger. You know what that means. You don't need context. Context is for people who don't understand things instinctively.

Yeah. And you're smart. You're saying this is a no context, Bill Maher situation. I'm saying no context, Bill Maher. Is this? That exists?

He's got it loaded up with extra cheese. Here's the thing. Here's the thing about Bill Maher, though. He's got a flopper, but it does, it does move like a tadpole. A dead tadpole. So it's like wobbling. A dead tadpole.

He's got it's a big swang-uh. He's got a swing up between his wet leg. I think it swings like a metronome. If you, if, okay, imagine this right now. Imagine if you will. You may have a smooth down there. I'm smoothie. You're smooth down there.

And you glued a long tadpole in between it. I'm smooth. Would it not swing? Would it not swing? But it couldn't it be simply like a- Not swinging. It would not, it would swing. I hate to say I'm imagining it right now.

Am I moving? It's swinging like this. Look at this. I can't, I'm imagining, dude. Okay, well, look, look for a visual aid. But it would be, the tadpole would be swinging like this.

How? Why? When you walk. Okay, if I walk. But you didn't tell me to imagine walking. Everybody's dick moves when they walk. You got to imagine that thing. Swangin.

I'm trying, but I just don't have, I can't rotate the object in my mind. What's that? What's that? Carnival ride? The swing. The, uh,

or the ultimate frisbee. The ultimate frisbee is a professional sport that I take very serious. You're thinking of the extreme frisbee, yeah, from Canopy Lake. Ultimate Frisbee is a real sport that Mark Guest Brownlee plays. Da Vinci's, Da Vinci's dream. Just so you know, is a swing.

They don't call it Ultimate Frisbee. They call it Ultimate Frisbee is a brand name. You just kind of got yourself in a huge load of shit with 100 Ultimate players who listen to this. Can I just do an apology to the ultimate players? Because we do have a lot of ultimate listeners. Please try. I think this is all the Venn diagrams are circular.

There's something so just wall of sound about this episode. Oh yeah. It just doesn't stop. They're ultimate listeners. But that sounds weird to say ultimate. Ready? Fans of ultimate.

Fans of ultimate. Let's get a clean apology. Ready? Three, two, one. To all fans of ultimate. Ultimate. I would like to formally apologize for tying your great game,

which again is played by the likes of Marquez Brownlee, one of the most successful YouTube iPhone reviewers on planet Earth. I would like to formally apologize to every last one of you for tying that good name with the brand F. I'm not going to finish it because I don't want to do it again. But the brand of disks, flying disc, that starts with an F. Keep going. I mean, I finished apology.

You're not done, apology. What was the apology? I said I'm sorry. This one. I started with, I'm sorry. doesn't work. Remember the beep don't work. I know.

Dude, I gave you access and you immediately went for the single sound out of 64 on here that doesn't work. Let me try it again. Can I continue my apology? Yeah.

Why don't you restart it? Okay. Restart your. To all ultimate players who listen to this podcast, I would like to sincerely apologize for sullying the great name of ultimate by mentioning it in the same breath as F.

Okay. I feel like that's a good apology. You guys feel good about that? Sure, yeah. So am I the only one? If you're happy with it. If you guys have anything to apologize? No, I didn't say anything about Ultimate.

Yeah, I do. But you've never said anything bad about any group of people for any reason ever in your life. That's what you're both claiming. You know what? I'll apologize right now to any person. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Listen up, fuckers.

I'm sorry. So loud. Is this one volume change? that one's going to hurt when somebody, because you know people listen to this show on the bus throw a speaker. Yeah.

That one's going to be really bad. Yeah, they're going to get copyright strict. Yeah, they're going to get copyright striked. Yeah, they're going to get copyright striked and rights. A guy walking up with a clipboard is... Actually, can't play that out loud. No. There's a DMC.

My name's Dean CA. Dean CA. Deem C. My name's DemeC. And you can't play that. You can't play that. I'm sorry to say. I want to get a cease and desist.

Have we ever gotten a cease and desist? I think we did. For what? I don't think we did. I think we got a cease and desist. We got a fake one that you got tricked by. Wait, really?

Yeah, remember it was like, Dear sirs, your YouTube video. Yeah, you got tricked by that one. I didn't get tricked by that. Yeah. Because we get copyright strikes all the time. Your video contained my song. Please send me this much money.

I won't report it to the authority. Yeah, I did get tricked by that. You know, I'm pretty easily tricked over email. Email is an easy. If it gets into my inbox, I'm like, I got to take it seriously. And then meanwhile, every good email goes to spam nowadays. Yeah, dude. I'm getting emails on my professional email that are from AI brands that want me to partner with them.

Dude, do it, man. I should. What should you do with AI? Oh, my God. I want to make UGC for some AI brand. What's a UGC? User generated content. Just means making it.

You mean making videos? You have to make 10 videos. They're like, we want you to make 10 videos for our AI dating app. 10 AI dating, you got to go on 10 video dates for an AI website. It's like a video of you saying like, and the app and the game has no ads. Really?

No ads. You should legit do that. You should be doing that. You know who did do that? And it was the funny. Nathan Ayer did one. Yeah. It popped up and it was like,

this is amazing. And it popped up in my feet. It's so funny. It was making me love so hard. Shout out Nathan Hare. Yeah, shout out, Nathan. We love Nathan here. We love Nathan Hare in this room.

We love Nathan Hayer. Oh, I understand. Has anyone ever... Nathan, hit me up? Has anyone ever made that joke about your name? Oh, like a Southern accent. They don't have that in Canada. They do.

It's called Calgary. That's their Texas. What kind of fuck it? You just sounded like a Canadian stand-up comedian. You know what you ever turn on, like, Comedy Central? It'd be some just-for-lap shit. Yeah.

And they'd be like, And their fries are upside down in Vancouver. And you go, I don't know what the fuck that means. That you just did some shit like that. Where I don't know anything about Calgary. That's their Texas. Albert. They don't get to have a Texas.

They do. They have their own shit, man. Give them some agency. Dude. We're not. And now you have to apologize to Canadian. Okay. We have like, you're going to do this soundboard while you.

You're going to soundboard yourself. Dude. Would you do your apology. A piano music. You're a. monster. I thought we had piano music in here, but I guess we don't play some piano music. Can you play just a somber version of O Canada?

You don't need sounds for your apology. I do. I want to tell and take this serious. It's another Canadian musician. Play flight of the bumblebee. And you're going to apologize to all Calgarians. Yes. Seriously play flight of the bumblebee.

Flight of the bumble. Please. Here. We got to wait on the song, big guy I'm not going to let you get away With doing this with no song And by the way Flight of the bumblebee

And Patrick To do an apology And accompanying apology Accompanying flight of the bumblebee Tonight is an apology Dear My brother's sisters And everything

In between Up North In the great white country I would like to apologize What's the great white country The Great White North. What the fuck, dude? I forgot that it's called the Great White North.

I missed. Okay. So I can't apologize. Apologize what you're supposed to apologize for. Restart the apology. You got to apologize for that. Apology. Okay.

So. Cleans tabula rosa clean the slate. Wow. That felt that. I've got a free song. The teradactal flying sound. Yeah, you're in Canada. That's a full soundscape.

apologize bro dear my dear my brother sisters and every other gender in the great white north so sounds familiar doesn't it yes the first time i tried to apologize for saying that calgary alberta is your texas i accidentally called you the great white country is a racial fo'paw on my part I think I agree I would like to apologize firstly for calling your province Alberta

America or Canada's Texas and secondly I'd like to apologize to all First Nations peoples and and any other race that is predominantly found in Canada. And on behalf of your former Prime Minister, while we're here, I'd like to let all of you know that your new first lady is Katie Perry.

And on behalf of Justin Trudeau still, I'd like to apologize for what I'm, did on Halloween. Oh yeah, that too. So you're being abducted in the orchestra. I'm being abducted by the by the truth. Wow, that's good. Okay. Now let's wrap it. Yeah. We want to hear the music. If we're if we were in the orchestra, if you planned. Oh my God, stop apologizing. Yeah. I'm trying to listen to this to the flight of the bumblebee. My favorite classical song. Oh my God. To close out my apology, I'd like to perform a song by one of the Canadian masters.

Don't count on me to let you know when. Don't count on me because I'm not again. Do it again. Now you go. Okay. The fact is, man, every apology, you're like, Eric will be. You're an apology hydra where every apology you make is going to generate two more.

It's just not going to end. Yeah, you just, you just accept that you can't apologize for all the wrongs you've done. A flubster. Yeah. Flubster. You're a flubster. You flubb apologies. I flub a lot of things, yeah.

Well, no. Apologies. Apologies, I flub the song. You did. You did. You did. You get the words wrong on the song. But still.

Here, you know what? I'll fix it. I'll sing a different Canadian song. Okay. I run that. Brow. Now, now,

now, now, now. Na na, na, na, No, no, now, now. That's a theme song to kids in the hall.

It's an instrumental. I'll be singing an instrumental. A solo acapella. Instrumental version. A solo acapella version of a surf rock song. Okay. Clean a slag. Wiped.

Wipe. I thought it was the I thought it was the cough. I thought it was the cough. Dude, it's the same color as the cough. You can just look at it. I didn't look.

Yeah, but also the colors are they're all different. Yeah. Well, but it's also some shades. It's on the cough now. Anyway, today, today, guys,

see, this, this, you gotta muscle it. If you didn't listen to the last premium, which, yeah, we're not going to tell you

about it, you got to subscribe to us. Wow. Because we, yeah, you're an amazing salesman. I'm not going to look. Here's the, here's the, here's the, here's what you need to know. The premium, the last episode, the premium on the Patreon. We have discovered a community on Reddit known as Ask Reddit and SFW.

A group of disgusting question askers. Let's call this episode. I don't feel safe at work. A question. We had a question, a not safe for work question that we asked that I'm not. not going to tell you what the question was or explain about it, but just know that this, there was a saga. Yeah.

There was a bit of a saga between us and the moderation. A whole back and forth with the moderation team. And I said this episode, we're going to really do a deep dive. I've collected some posts. Now, unfortunately, on Reddit. Do you have the original question? Now, unfortunately, on Reddit, the, you can't see, like, posts that have been deleted. I have the one that we did, so don't worry about that.

But, like, I can't see anything. If anyone had asked something and it got deleted by the. moderation staff, it's invisible. So I only have a sample samples of things that are okay, according to the moderation staff. It's still visible on my account because I know, you send it to me. We use my first name, last name account. So I have all of those. I know. But we also had the idea that we would, we would kind of play God here. Right. So here I have, I've printed these out. These are copies. These are the rules of Ask Reddit, not safe for work. And I won't read this whole thing because there's a lot of text, but I'll read just the headings of these.

and I was thinking we can kind of go through these like the game's papers please is this true these are the I copy and paste of these from the sidebar of Ask Reddit Not Safe for Work so let's go through these rule one minimum age requirements for posting and commenting and you would think that that would be

you would think that would be about human age your human age as we all are is your Reddit account age you have to be seven days old two all posts must be in the form of an open question that's I mean that should be, well, I think the age requirements thing should be number one, never mind.

Yeah, it's a good I was going to say. These are, it's covering. They should be linked. These are, these are good first two. Yeah. Three, don't ask for NSFW sources or search for people. You can't search. I don't know what really that means. It says here, it says don't look for

chats, hookups, nudes, or ludes. Okay. Okay. Don't, four, don't shame or be gross, which it's interesting in this rule is covering double duty. These are kind of, and also two different things completely, I would say. Five, don't advertise content bait or solicit DMs, sure. Six, don't be a toxic asshole.

Toxic asshole is really, it's one of those words that, uh, yeah, it's one of those phrases there where it's like, it's truly like, we know what it means, but like a couple years ago, I don't, like, if you said toxic asshole to somebody in the 90s, they'd just be like, oh, maybe yuck. They just think of a butthole with green ooze coming out of it. Which I wonder if by the rule, here's rules here, if it'll be allowed to post a question about toxic assholes. You wouldn't saying toxic, yeah. Number seven, this is a rule I take actually great umbrage with. Moderator's discretion. The mod team reserves the right to ban anyone and remove any post or comment at any time for any reason. What a fucking cop.

What's the point of the rule? That should be the only rule on here. That's just absurd. I know. The one I violated. It's so stupid. Eight 18 plus only. The subredit is intended for adults only. Okay, we got that at number eight.

Yeah, I know. That should be number one. Interesting. Number nine, throw away garbage. Oh, yes, I will. That's a good rule. Yeah, I'll throw away my garbage. Yeah, sure.

I guess I would. This includes extremely common questions involving dick-sizer appearance, the manicured status of pubs, what underwear you're wearing, anything related to no nut November, an obvious fap bait. What the fuck? And then number 10, this is the most interesting one.

Rule number 10 is jerk off before posting. Yeah. So you have to, you have to jerk off before posting. I mean, they get a little funny here. You can't go on Ask Reddit NSW. Without jerking off. Without having already jerks. Sign affidavit.

I have jerked off. I am jerked. What do you think is the grace period there? If I jerk off two days ago. Yeah. Can I post? No, no, because you have to like before you post. But like what's the cool down on that?

You can read. You can jack off read. And then if you're going to post, if you're going to reply. right before you reply, you have to jack off. And that can take however long it needs. But, but say two hours? Do I have five minutes before I can,

before I have to jack off again? I'm saying it's pool rules. Okay. Pool sandwich rules. Well, what is the pool rules on jacking off? Well, you can't go in the water 30 minutes after eating.

Oh, pool food rules. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Tom Sawyer. Were you thinking billiards rules? No,

I thought you were saying you have to jack off before you get in the pool. Well, That's actually not a bad practice. You just don't want that stuff like clogging up your balls. And if you nut in the pool, it's going to rise to the top. Right. Yeah. If you just get it all up before you get in the pool, like you're not likely to accidentally jizz

if you go by one of the jets or something. Is it? If it's not healthy, will it sink to the bottom of the pool? Yes. That's a question I could have asked right at NSFW, but you answered it immediately. Yeah, dude. So that's why you don't need this damn. So I gather some of these, some questions.

What should I ask? If you jump you on healthy jizzle. If you nut in a pool, let's sink to the bottom of foot. That's a good one. R-slash too afraid to ask, can you masturbate inside a swimming pool or underwater in general? You can masturbate anywhere whether or not there will be consequences you have to find out for yourself. Yeah. Okay.

Well, this is a different subred. All right. Let's get shit started. Open up this slideshow, please, because I've collected some questions from this. And I think I just want to, you know, I don't have any. Anything. I think this, I thought this would be useful. Right in front of me.

To keep in mind. Because also, whatever this is, If we decide not to let it through, we have to violate. Exactly. Because I'm not doing this moderator's discretion. We are, basically, we are the community of monitor. For this episode, we're the community of moderators for Ask Reddit, NSFW. We are running the subreddit.

We're creating the culture we want to see. Yeah. So let's get started here. Let's see what our first post in our cue is. Happy Tuesday. How kinky was everyone's Labor Day weekend? Okay. This one, let's see.

This is not jumping out to me immediately as a rule breaker. No. I'm going to be honest. It is an interesting question. I mean, part of this too is I just want to hear what you guys have to say about these questions. Yeah. How kinky is everybody? Is Labor Day typically one a day that people, I think this might be throw away garbage, though. This could be a toxic asshole asking that, though. Why? Because, I mean, I'm just in general, I think, you know, this rule kind of sets a precedent, right? Because like to one person, M underscore underscore K-22 could be a toxic asshole in their life. think this post is them being a toxic ass. Let's see, let's read the Fide print here. Needlessly

inflammatory, assholeish. Okay, assholeish. Say I'm working or I guess not safe for work, but say I'm out in public, right? I'm at a bar. Somebody comes up to me and says, how kinky was your Labor Day weekend? I think that's an asshole. But if you were in bar NSFW. Yeah. Yeah.

Or this could be, this is bigoted toward the non-kink community. I think that you're reaching, man. There's there's an argument for this being a throwaway garbage. Yeah. You know what? You're right. Because you know what?

This is an extremely common question. Yeah. I've been asked this already five times today. It's like kind of wasting the time of the moderate. You know what? This is obvious fat bait. Yeah. You're right.

It's throwaway garbage. This is obvious fat bait. Because they're asking, they're hoping somebody says, me and my twin sister had a mud-filled pillow. That's actually a good point. In a bubbleback. Because it's not how was everyone's Labor Day weekend. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Here's a good, maybe you could say, did everybody have a kinky Labor Day weekend? No worries if not. No worries. Yeah. That would be much safer. No need to share details.

So I would remove this and I would cite, I would cite nine. Okay, this is a rule nine violation. All in favor? This is throwaway garbage. Fat bait. You're gone. You're gone.

You're completely gone. It's obvious. It's obvious fat bait. I feel like that's going to cover a lot of these posts. I've never been a moderator on a subreddit. I would hope to God that they're talking, they're having conversations like this. They're having the hard conversations about these posts.

I think the point of this is to me is for me to be like, hey, ask Reddit NSFW mod team like, look, we're doing our due diligence. Like we're honestly doing more than you guys probably do. Yeah. And we're like you should be taking another look at some questions. And we're not getting paid on like. I'm sure you guys are. Yeah, you guys are going to be in your fucking mansions and Atlanta.

Have you ever wanted to have sex with a guy, but we're too afraid when he pulled his pants down because his cock was too big. I think that's number four. I think that's shaming. That could be shaming. Yeah. But you were too afraid. Yeah, yeah. You weren't ready to just take it.

Yeah. That's right. You have to imagine. This guy might have used. dictation or this person might use dictation and said and been saying it yeah like have you ever want to have sex with a guy but you are too afraid you're too afraid because his cock was so too big too big with air quotes to say that it's not even that big it's shaming this person for having a huge cock you think they're shaming themselves yeah you know what you think that i think

they're talking about themselves shame this is hey my butt holder vagina can't take this i think it's just shaming somebody for being afraid of big penises yeah Yeah, I think you're right. Are you a wussy pussy little pansy? You can't take a big cock. Yeah, that's what this is saying. Here's another thing that I wanted to get into a little bit. No, rule two, if you'll direct your attention.

All posts must be in the form of an open question. Now, this is a yes or no question. Yeah, it is. Are we considering that to be an open question? No, that's close. Do you think the elaboration is built in here where someone is like, might be like, no, I love giant cocks. not afraid of them. I'm not afraid. I'll take every inch. Or so, or somebody will be like,

yes, this has happened to me. I was fucking terrified. I shat my pants. Now, you don't, you don't have the comments here. Do you think this comment? Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think I do for this one. Did you read the comments of this? Yes. Where most people saying, I will take the biggest cock on earth and I doesn't bother me. There were some people saying that. There were some discussion. Mostly a discussion was about the poster's post history. And actually, funnily enough, I didn't include this, but a lot of comments saying, please, meth is not good. You should stop doing meth.

So this guy does have a huge cock. This is a giant cocked meth. It's a giant cocked man? Man. It has to be. As far as I know. If you're smoking meth and posting questions like this, you have a huge cock. Yeah.

True. That's like some real Hunter Biden shit. Yeah. That's like a thing, like people do meth so they can stay up for days on end having sex. or posting on Reddit. TMI, dude. So are we letting this one through? I think, okay, so I would say

because it got this person resources. Because it got interesting discussion and you can attest to that as a moderator, I think we let it through. Just because there's nothing that jumps out to me is obvious. The shame thing is a little bit of a stretch. I mean, yeah, I think I'm letting this one through

personally, but if you guys disagree, I think we can let this one through. Let's let it slide. All in favor? And I would like to see this person's this person's post history. You can check it out.

It's a lot of pieces. Probably should censor people's usernames in this slide show. We can censor them from now on. I mean, they posted on Reddit. It's their funeral, buddy. So I don't feel great about that. Yeah.

Kind of thinking. Let's go to the next one here. How to fix a PlayStation 2 slam that freezes during startup. Sorry, was tired. and did see full Reddit page name. So this got let through. This got let through.

And you know what? Everything on this guy, everything in the slideshow got let through. This could be code though. Mm. A PlayStation 2. Slim. Slim.

Yeah. You so what's a, slim I understand is a C2. P S2. P S2. P S2. The pussy is too slim. How to fix a pussy is too slim.

The pussy too tight. The pussy is too tight. And it freezes during startup while we even, before we even really get started. And it freezes because it's so. It's so tight. It freezes my shit. I can't go in because it's frozen. Wow. Because it does say and did see full Reddit page name. So that's kind of a hint. Yeah. Yeah. They are speaking in code. Yeah. So knowing that, translating it from the slang, what do we think?

Yeah. I think this is a fine to ask. I think it's okay to ask too. I think this is a not safe for work question. It's not safe for work. It's not safe for work. In both in both senses. Yeah. You don't want your boss finding out. You're playing fucking video games. Yeah. Right. Oh, I'm at work at my PlayStation. 2 is freezing during startup. Exactly. You wouldn't want to say that. I should be working on my MacBook Pro. Yeah.

Yeah. So I would say this is not safe for work. It is an open question. I'm going to boing that one. Yeah. That's a boing it up. Let's just keep on going. And that guy definitely jerked off before posting.

Yeah, I would say so. Is it safe for diabetics to masturbate? This is a perfect question. That is a good question. You know, that's one that honestly, I don't know the answer to that. That could be unsafe. Because they have problems.

Yeah, they do have problems. There's no doubt about that. And we're not too familiar with their problems. I don't know much about diabetes. No. I know Brett Michaels suffers from type one. Yeah. Is that the bad one or the good one?

That's the one you're born with. Okay. You're not losing your leg and stuff from that. I mean, you could if you eat a lot of candy. Yeah, they're both bad, I would say. There's not even a good diabetes? No. I don't think so.

I hate growing up and learning shit. I always saw there. There's like a fine, a good one. Or not good, but it was like chill. But here's, on that, on that note, Brett Michaels also had a show that were some women did some very NSFW things. Did he masturbate? He alluded to masturbating. Hold on.

Rock of love. Is it safe for diabetics to masturbate? Assuming this question, this person may be diabetic, correct? Yeah, that's what I'm guessing. Is this person, does that mean this person has not. masturbated before posting this question. That was my first question. Oh, good question. Because they're asking, or have they just masturbated in order to post? And then we're like, oh my God, wait, I have diabetes. Yeah. But then you guys call 911 and lower blood sugar. Yeah, I was going to ask which

male celebrity would has the most beautiful gape. Yeah. And oh, I have to change my question because I'm so scared of dying. And then you call 911. You say, 911, you say, I'm masturbated. I would, I would give, I would give this person a warning. I would say, hey, yeah, I'm inferring. This is an inference, but it seems like you may not have jerked off before posting. And this is not a... But that's an interesting... That calls this question into... What's the word here?

That causes this question or this rule into question. We got there. Because how do we know that... Because we don't know if diabetics can masturbate. And if they can't, if they can't, then that's... Oh my God. Yeah. If they can't, that's discrimination.

How is you supposed to get the... Oh, my God. Wait, this one is actually kind of located. one of the most fraud. That's such a good point. Yeah. How can we get the, we have to get the answer

to this question to know if it's okay to post. Yeah, but we can't get the answer without asking it. This is a chicken egg scenario. How old is an egg? Is an egg seven days old?

I think that is how we decide. How old is an egg? Seven days old. How old is it? Can you Google that really quick for us? If that's not too much, how old is an egg? Pull up, is an egg?

Is it an egg? Is it an egg? How old is an egg that you buy from the store? How old is it? Dude, two days ago? 35! No, that can't be right. Two days ago, I bought a,

or one day ago, I bought an ice cream from the grocery store. My wife went to open it last night, expired in 2024. Dude, the grocery stores around here are bad news. Isn't that fucking crazy? I had this happen many times. I went back and got my money back today.

And I was like, guys, this is crazy. Look at this and they're like, what the fuck? That's nuts. They're buying discount groceries at these fucking places, bro. So an egg, incoclusive, if an egg is seven days old or not. Would you let if, if, okay, thought experiment. Okay.

Say one of these previous questions, you know, have you ever gotten scared of a big dick? If you found out, you went to that post history and it was like, I'm an egg. I was just laid. I'm an egg. Yeah. I would have to ban.

ban them. Would you ban them? Yeah. There's no rule against beer. Here's what I'd say. Here's what I'd say. This is my message to them. Hello. So, I don't know if you fucking realize but you've already violated Rule 1 of our subreddit.

Well, we don't know that because we don't know how old an egg is. They said I'm an egg. I'm one day old. Oh, they said I'm one day old. Yeah. I'm an egg. I was just laid. I'm an egg. Oh, yeah. First of all. And that's not a problem. The age is not a problem. Yeah. Well, actually it is because it's under 18.

Oh, the egg has to just be under, or has to just be younger than 18. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, so we, we ban this question. So this guy gets banned. Yeah. An egg is not 18 years old.

The comment on this question is it safe for diabetics to masturbate. Sorry, you'll be banned because an egg is younger than 18. Removed for being an egg. For rule, uh, eight. This is an egg question. An egg is not 18 plus. You are not allowed to say that if you're an egg. All right.

That one's gone, dude. Get that shit out of my face. that one hurt my head. Are guns really the problem? There's enough guns in the country for everyone to have one. There was 26,000 homicide last year. That means there is a 390 million guns

that weren't used to kill people. So here's the thing about that, right? So this is a not safe for work question. Try to ask your boss this, right? You're working at, I don't know, Donner Miffel and Paper Company. Yeah. Your idiot boss is sitting there

playing the banjo later season. And he's sitting there and he's saying rickick cuckoo and it's like dude well actually you know what don't be a toxic asshole this is a toxic asshole question the thing I'm realizing here that is kind of a point I want to make I guess

is that there's 10 rules here is there a single rule here that says post must be NSFW yeah there's not oh my god well I guess it says this subridden is intended for adults only but it doesn't say the question It does not explicitly state that this is a sexual subreddit. And in fact, it says don't be gross.

Yeah. Can I address the question itself from here? Please. This mathematically, his point makes no sense. Because every one of those homicides could be committed with 17,000 guns each. It's true. Yeah. And then, because you can be shot by more than one gun.

Absolutely. Yeah. So I don't know what this guy's on about has nothing to do with the amount of guns. And I don't think that it's a very good point. Now, that being said, I am a moderator for Ask Reddit NSFW. So I am not so concerned with the actual question itself and whether it's a valid thing to be asking. That's not my place. Somebody in the comments, I would pray to God, is going to set them straight on that.

So I'm going to let this through because I think you're right. It doesn't have to be NSFW. I don't think that he's, I don't think this is asked in bad faith. Yeah. I think the guy's just not that bright. Yeah. And it's not fat bait. at least not for me.

Now, for some people it could be, but people whose fetish is numbers of guns. Yeah. I mean, that's such a small part of the population. And I mean, I was just about to say something about that, but I mean, I forgot about rule number four. I cannot shame you for fapping to gun death. Yeah.

We're not going to shame those who. If you fap to gun deaths as a mod of Red Ask Reddit NSW, I will not shame. I can't shame. I protect, but I will protect your right to ask questions. Wait a minute. Hold on. I'm bound by oath to these rules.

Hold on. Shame you. What? This could be one-handed. Oh, it does say, well, no, no, wait, wait. If this person doesn't happen to go down. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't shame or be gross. This also does not include kinks or acts that carry potential legal ramifications or stem from questionable morals.

Hmm. You're allowed to shame kinks that stem from questionable morals. You're allowed to shame. Well, you know what? If you're fap into gun deaths, fuck you. But so that you would not be violating the rules of the subreddit by shaming them. Yeah. Right. You're allowed to shame them.

And I shame you. That doesn't make the post. You're right. I think this post still gets let through. But just for people who want to comment, you are allowed to shame. I am going to shame you. Boing on in. Thanks.

Come on in, post. I'm going to shame you for fapping to gun death. Is it gay if I see a woman who has been working out now? to me during my last set and as I go to ask for her number I am distracted by two long-haired ginger men passionately rubbing coconut oil over each other's gorgeous six-packs and tough yet tender skin. So this is a throwaway, this is a throwaway garbage. I think that the fact that this got let through and our thing didn't get let through. I know the fact that this is this is still up. It's been up for four months. It's fucking insanity. It's absurd. I don't even think we need to cite rules.

No, that's gone. This is an obvious violation. It's like such a waste of time. Yep. Such a long... Guys, there's a plumber coming to my house. How do I fuck him? Okay. I'd say this one is a boeing, first of all,

but if you want me to answer it, just ask nicely. Listen, I'm grasping for something... Do you think this counts as searching for a person? Searching for a way to fuck your plumber? Well, that... It's not searching from...

Because we know where he's going and we know where he's coming from. But we would also have to answer the question to understand that, what they're, if they are getting... Yeah. Like, can you answer this question without finding, without getting this person?

Advice questions will not be explicitly removed. This is a classic advice. Yeah. How do you fuck a plumber? I don't know. What do plumbers like? They don't mind the smell of poop, I imagine. No, they, oh, you only know the things that they are like fine with.

Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm accustomed to this. But actually seducing... I feel like it might be easy to seduce a plumber because every plumber walks into a job expecting to be covered in. poop and hand with his bare hand. So this is someone. So anything better than that is like you're going to do it. Not to shame this person but

you want to fuck a guy covered in poop. Well I'm guessing they would fuck them at the arrival, the point of arrival, not when they leave. Yeah, but then he's going to be all tuckered out. He's not going to fix your pipes. He's going to be piping something else. Probably not for that long.

You say that apologize right now to all plumbers. Plummers. Say their stroke game. Your stroke game is masterful. You last longer than average because of your blue collar training and your mental toughness being around poop that long. And probably they actually probably do last longer than average because they have an easy bank of memories, disgusting memories to keep themselves from jizzing.

They just think about work. Right, right. You know. Yeah, I think we're boring this one. I can't find any reason not to. Yeah. Thank you for apologizing to plumbers worldwide. No problem.

No problem. Plumbers worldwide. You're an amazing union. Would you drink coffee with cum in it? From Dad MacDade. Would you drink coffee with coming it? Don't be gross is my kind of inquiry on here. I mean, I understand this is probably,

this probably does it for someone, but I think on some level you can also understand, like, you're being gross. Yeah. This is, I'm citing, I'm citing 10 and 4. Yep. I'm saying this guy should have jerked off. I think he already did because I think he's got a mug of coffee

with a com, right? He's like, I don't know whether I'm going to drink this shit. It actually got my car. I should ask NSW Reddit. I'm out of curing pods, man. This is grossness. And this is fat bait. This is fat bait.

It's grossness. You're out of here. I know this motherfucker's, he's advertising is O-F link. Yeah, probably. There's no doubt. I think there's a comment on this one, I think. Yeah, it's good. Check out R slash eating own cum.

Okay, so I, we, that just blew this wide open. Because now we're shaming. if we get rid of this. Yeah. What? Really? I think so. If there's a whole subreddit of people who are eating your own com.

But don't you think that this, this, this, this belongs on that subreddit. Yeah. That belongs on that subreddit. I know it doesn't. It'd be the fucking most obvious answer ever. Yes. It's because you drink coffee with coffee. No, no, no.

Because some people could be like, I don't prefer come with coffee. I prefer it with jello. Hold the coffee, please. Hold the coffee. How about you change the coffee to chocolate pudding? and then I'll have it with cum on it. I mean, I don't know.

I think I'm still sticking to my guns here. I think it's gross. It's also not an open question. I agree. Two against one. It does not pass. It doesn't pass. All right. Let's keep going.

It's fine. Anyone else think that competitive swimming should just be naked? If anyone else was a swimmer, you know that it's already a very voyeuristic sport. The guy's dick prints are already on display, and it's pretty much normal. and nobody makes a big deal of it.

The same thing with the girls where everyone knows how big the girl's nipples are and if how fat their pussies are. We have a female janitor in the men's locker room and many of the guys just changed or showered naked in front of her.

It wasn't really a big deal because swimmers are already used to can't see the rest of this. So why bother with suits at all and just swim naked? This I... I would have said that this is one-handed typing but his name is Chill nudist, bro.

If this came down the pipe... I don't know. If this came down the pipe, this is like... So this is the toughest one yet. No, I disagree. I disagree as well. This is an ideal question.

Can you imagine if it was like, if you're like, if you're like going to a nudist colony and it's like, oh, it's like, your pussy's quite fat. Yeah, it's like free. Oh, it's freeing. This is about like, you expect you to be all woo and they're like, yeah, we can tell how big the girl's nipples are.

Fat pussy and a big nipples. Cossies are fat. Yeah, nudists usually are people that say like yoni. Right, right. This guy doesn't seem like a chill nudist. It's a bit of a long message to have been typed with one hand. it would have taken a long time. Yeah, or it's.

I could have dictated it. I think that, I think that, you know, I think there's a case for that because you does say, and if how fat their pussies are. Oh, yeah. So we caught you, motherfucker. One-handed typing. One-handed typing or even zero-handed typing. Okay, all right, all right.

You got caught one-handed typing. Otherwise, great question. I think that I would, if I'm the moderator, I'm cultivating questions like this. But you got to go through a fine-tooth comb. Yeah, that's true. And to find the lights. Thank you guys for holding the, me accountable in the rules there. Let's move on here.

Oh, I can't, this comment is making me laugh. I can you can technically do anything naked. I accept take off your clothes. That's from Oz Eddy. I can you can technically do anything naked. I can you can technically. I accept take off your clothes. I can you can technically.

Okay. Next question. Does big tits make you horny? Because I have one. That's from the immediate leader. So what do you guys think about this question? Does big tits make? makes you horny. Does Big Tits makes you horny? Because I have one. It's not open. It's not very open. No. I mean, this person is open to people. This is an advertisement. Yeah. It's not an advertisement for like a website or anything, but it is an advertisement. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, no, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's nine. It's five. It's, it's, it's nine. It's five. It's, it's nine. It's five. It's two.

I'm saying 952. Wow. This is a code 952. Yeah. I think we'd agree on that one. Yeah, that one, get that shit out of my face. It's garbage. We don't want this kind of content.

Why wouldn't you show me your boobs right now? Somebody replied and says, you aren't worthy. And O.P. says, fair. This conversation made them delete their Reddit accounts. This is a tough one.

You know what? This is kind of, this is a, this is, I will say one handed typing, not because I imagine them jerking off, but because when they're saying this, they're going like this. why wouldn't you show me your boobs right now? I guess you are right.

Yeah. Why wouldn't you? Or it's someone with one arm. You know, I was going to say, that's actually a... I was going to say six. This guy's being a toxic asshole. Yet, very respectful reply to that comment. Fair.

Fair. Hey, fair. Hey, no skin off my back. I'll just delete my account. Yeah, sure. I'll just delete myself. Yeah, I'll just stop existing. I'm going to let this through.

I can't lie. I'm going to let it through. Really? Why wouldn't you show me your boobs right now? Yeah, it's a good open question. I feel like there probably are some pretty interesting answers. Yeah. Oh, I've been in an accident.

Stuff like that. I don't feel like it. I don't feel like it. I'm tired. My boobs are all the way over there. I don't know you. Yeah, I don't know you. I don't know how I would.

I'm in a different land. Yep. Like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of potential. You can imagine. This is an open question. It kind of doesn't seem like an open question. But once you really think about it, it's pretty open. It's about as open as they come.

Yeah. I think we can. And it's asking for people's stories, too. which I think that would be what I would be pushing for. I think I can see our argument here. I think I'll boing it. All right, boing that. I don't remember how many more there are.

There are certainly some. Question for the ladies. Are there women who actually enjoy seeing a man's cock? If so, do you get off to it or? This is throwaway garbage. Women love cocks. I love if so, do you get off to it or not, not, not question mark? Do you get off to it?

This is the most obvious throwaway garbage ever. Wait. Do you get off to it? or this one is really making me laugh. Do you get off to it? Do I mean actually enjoy seeing a band's cock? This is literally a direct violation of nine. Does X really actually enjoy doing Y?

Yep. Wow. See ya. Papers please style. Okay. Wasn't that crazy of a buzzer. Yeah, but that could have been a good Scott's torchbeat. I don't think that would be a good Scott's torchbeat.

But I respect you as a producer. Those of you that go to a public gym and habitually leave the treadmill on a very high incline when you are done or leave the weights you have used racked on the bars or machines so that the next person has to move them, why do you do this?

So what is NSF, well, what's the opposite of work? Play gym. The gym. Because it's one of the three places you go. Yeah. Don't be a toxic asshole. Yeah, this is actually a toxic question. Oh, and it's shame.

It's a shame. It's actually a toxicist. public shame. You're so right. You cannot shame people for leaving their sweat on stuff and it's fat bait too. It's clear fat bait. You're talking about the incline treadmill? That's fat bait. And it stems from questionable morals.

It's toxic assolary. And it involves incest and bestiality. It's throw away garbage. This guy definitely should have jerked off. He's got a lot of stuff. Oh yeah. Beastiality right there is questions from Snoopy. Oh my God. Get rid of this. Yeah. Yeah. Is this joke I made funny?

A dog named dumpster. Your kid brings home astray he found in the alley one day. He found the poor thing sitting next to some garbage cans, so he decides to name him dumpster. You decide to let him keep the dog. One day you and your kid go for a walk in the park with the dog. Suddenly, the dog gets off the leash and begins running away. So your kid starts yelling, dumpster, get back here, dumpster.

Come dumpster, come dumpster. Is this joke I made funny? That's fat bait. That's fat bait. It's gross. It's fat bait and it's bestiality. It involves minors. It involves minors.

Wait, it actually, any content involving minors is strictly prohibited and will result in an immediate ban. This guy's being, yeah, you're gone, you're out of here. Get the F. This is not a good. Okay, what's a random show you end up watching on cable TV in a hotel? One you'd never watch at home. For me, it was Ice Road Truckers. Got really into it at the hotel, never watched after or before that.

Now, this response, I know what they're saying, but I really, I really like taking this. at face value, but precariously poised. That's Frazier. I've never bothered with the TV in a hotel room. I've never bothered with the TV in the television. Turn on the TV one time. This person's saying they're always fucking. Yeah.

Because it's Ask Redd. NSFW. That's what I realized. Yeah. But it is really funny to just a guy who's like, I don't know. I've never bothered. I've never been bothered with the TV.

Holy fuck. This guy has sex a lot. Yeah. To be in a hotel room. As you pay for a whole night. He's probably paying by the hour. I'm going to be honest. What do you think about the question, though?

Is this the kind of content we want on Ask Redding NSW, Ice Road Truckers? Is being random in SFW? You can't be random at work. You can't be random at work. Can't talk about randomness? I don't know. Maybe it's a business trip. Hotel?

Oh, yeah. You'd never watch it. One, you'd never watch at home. Do you think this guy's waiting for somebody to say, I watch the nasty channel at the hotel? Right. It might be jerk bait. nipple lickers.

Yes. Something like that. I never watched nipple lickers at home, but that's this random show. I always end up watching on cable tape. I guess I don't pay for the package that has, whatever that channel is. I have that package at home. It was nipple lickers. Yeah.

Nipple lickers and butt fuckers. These are the two shows I've been watching. A random show. Random fuckers. I do like, I do think that this is a. I sure. Bate, fat bait question that is disguised. That's like using the word.

random to mask it. Yeah. Like it was originally typed as what's a sexy ass nipple licking show you watch what you're jerking

off at a hotel. Yeah. And he's like the hotel. Backspace's back to the bed. What's a random show? And he's touching

his meatus. Yeah. Yeah. He's got his finger sounding. He's doing this with the meatus. Yeah. Rubbing the meatus.

And it's that big. He has to use his whole band. Shout out. This guy's a pimp. We're shaming. We're shaming. We're shaming his meatus. Is that shame?

It's exciting. It's exciting to me to see. Come on, guys, let's not shame his meetus. We did not shame it. Isn't it crazy meadis has the word meat in it? Yeah, and us. Meet us. I don't mind if I do.

Korean barbecue place called Let's Meat Barbecue. Meet. Yeah. Me, E.D. Let's see the next question. Man, do you mind us females that like watching you masturbate? Goddess for geeks. Holy fuck.

I say this is a perfect question for this. Men, do you mind us females? You mind? Dude. Hey, do you mind? Why does someone check off? This is, I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

I hate to say it. This is advertisement. Yeah. This is jerk bait. Yeah. This is also, for example, we preferred if you did not direct your questions to only one gender. This is kind of does X really actually enjoy doing Y?

You know what? Do men actually like it when us females watch them jerk off? say it, it's seven. Seven, moderator's discretion. You're invoking moderator's discretion. Wow.

You can only do that once per term. Yeah, and I'm doing it. Fuck it. Get out of here. I think your phone is making a zizzle. Oh, sorry. I made a sizzle. You're making a zizzle.

I made a sizzle. I'm putting it here. Okay. See how long you last. So a seven. So that's an instant buzzer. Yeah, you used my invoked

moderator's discretion. Will you be a corn star if you get a chance? I have diverticulitis. What the fuck is that? This is a big problem. Does it keep you from doing pornography? I think so.

Your stomach might hurt. You can eat like a lot of spicy food, I think. Wait, I might be wrong. I might be wrong. Will you be a corn star if you get a chance? What is diverticulitis? It is a stomach thing. Inflammation of abdominal pouches.

Inflammation? that in inflammation. I found this on the web for information of abdominal pouching. Okay. Someone type is saying that in there's a

ah, my abdominal pouches are flamed. You have the verticitis. Will you be a corn star? I think that this is, I'm letting this one through. This is a good, I think this is actually

maybe the best question that's been asked so far. I think this is a good question. I don't know what a corn star is. You don't know what a corn star is. It's in your window euphemistic. It's a euphemistical corn. You literally keep putting your phone directly.

You're zizzling. What could corn be a euphemism for? Dude, cornographic videography. Videos of food? Do I got to spell it out for you any longer? Spell it long. C-O-R-N-E-M-O-J-I. Corn-imogi?

Corn-imogi. Oh. J and J. Jay and J. They're hard to remember those too. Yeah. All right. Sexual videos involving people.

Sex videos. Making cornographic actions on camera. Corn. Corn, dude. I think that's what they used to call. Will you be a corn star if you go a chance? They used to call food. What?

Corn. Then the UK, they used to call it video nasty. No, those are banned movies. Yeah. Including horror movies and stuff. Video nasty.

That's not just, not just pornography. The Texas Taint So Masker was a video nasty. I learned that from a... And that ain't corn. I learned from a skateboard company called heroin skateboards. That is.

See, skateboarding is just not meant for this world. Why is skateboarding so interested in pushing more? Skate it violates almost all of these rules. They always want to push the envelope. It pisses me off. Corn Star, I will let that. Yeah, that's a good question. If you get a chance.

Worst experience with a mechanic. So this is, I think this is, this is fat bait. Yeah. Jerk bait. This guy was supposed to fix my car. And then he started fingering me in the butt. Yeah. That's the answer you're looking for.

You're looking for a different. answer, go to R slash going to the mechanic. Another subreder R slash car repair. You might be interested in the other subredder I moderate are slash

mechanic to get my car fixed. Mechanic ratings. I think we can classify this under jerk bait. I think that there's one maybe one more more. Yeah. No, there's a couple more.

What is the weirdest thing you jerked off with? Did you use a wig? That's fat bait. Not open question. Or not fat bait. That's what's it called? One handed type fetish fuel.

This is a guy with a wig fetish. So this guy But this guy did, if he had stopped at what is the weirdest thing you jerked off with? That would be a perfect. Perfect question. Really can't get any better than that as a moderator. This is maybe a male cross-dresser. Did you use a wig?

Now, the thing that, the comment on this that I didn't include, but it really made me laugh was that there was, there were not very many comments. And the top comment was just somebody who just said, a wig? Question mark. That just really got me. Really? A wig? A wig. Really?

All right. All right. Again, well, this is kind of, yeah. Here's what I would say. I would send a message that I'd say, hey, I'm sorry. I'm removing your post here. I'm citing Rule 2. And I'm also going to cite Rule 10 here. But I strongly advise you.

I think you are a budding talent and I strongly advise you to revise your question. Open it up a little more. And please repost again when you get the chance because I would love to see more work from you. This one just wasn't doing it for me today. and I had to remove it, but I'd love to see you asking more questions that if they do include wigs, provide more options for commenters to elaborate upon. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I would like to develop this talent, too. I would like to maybe get lunch with this guy. Yeah, I would maybe invite to the mod team. Yeah, I mean, eventually.

Because there is, because the thing is, this is like half the perfect question. Yeah. And this is a diamond in the rough. Yeah, and it is really good. And half a way.

Yeah. In such a way. So we'll do a Boeing and a buzz Okay The first ever boing buzzer So having seen all these questions That by the way These all got through

Every single one of the questions Up to now has been permitted We've given out a lot of buzzers And I don't think that anybody would tell us That the buzzers we gave out were unfair No I think we were actually I think we were actually extremely lenient

I agree I think we were actually Maybe a little too lenient I would agree I think we were very loosey goosey with it Yeah And yet we buzzed a lot of posts that the moderator's suffit to include on their subreddit for whatever reason. Now, with all that behind us, I'm going to read out this question.

Do we really think that this question deserved by these rules to be removed from R slash Ask Reddit NSFW? This is by one you slash Patrick Doran one. I wonder who that is. Which female celebrity would be the best at getting eaten by a shark? To clarify, I am asking which female celebrity would be left as a finger in the ocean, a.k.a. most completely eaten and would do a bad job fighting off the shark. Thank you so much. Reddit.

I've always wanted to post here. By the way, it has to be a female celebrity. No celebrities like Deep Roy. Let's go through. Your account must be at least seven days old. That thing's old. I have an old account. Yeah. Open question. Which.

It's not a would you. It's not a do you. About this, we'd prefer, it's not against the rules. We would prefer if you did not direct your questions to only one gender. although I'm realizing... It's not directed. No, no, no, no.

Yes, exactly. Absolutely. Follows that rule. Don't ask for NSFW sources or search for people. Pass. Passes the rules. Yeah.

Now, if it says something like, where can I find a female celebrity who would be grown in a shark tank? Right. That would break the rule button. It doesn't say that. Don't shame or be gross. There's not anything gross about it.

It's not even sexual. No. It's not a sexual question at all. You think that a finger is gross, then you don't belong to ask about NSFW. truly. If you believe a finger is gross, you violate rule 8. If you don't have the stomach

to imagine a finger flows in the ocean. You are not going to be in the wrong The only thing, and this is such a stretch. Take your candy ass back to ask credit. Is the only thing, it's just a stretch because there is an animal involved and this is an NSFW. Are you skipping ahead? No, no, no. I am

skipping ahead. Oh, wait. No, no, no. Don't shame or be gross. You're right. Yeah, here it is. Because there is an animal involved. Maybe. But it's not a sexual question. You think a shark eating somebody is considered beastiality? It's not.

No, it's not a central question at all. You think getting eaten is having sex with? Beastiality doesn't mean beast fatality? No. Oh.

Then never mind. This does not include incest, beastiality, or minors. Then yeah, then you know what? I take back everything I just said. It says acts that can

carry potential legal ramifications. Now this is where I would think a mod would be like, but I'd be like, hey, it's not saying it. illegal for a shark to eat somebody? No.

No, yeah. Go ahead and try to arrest a shark. Do you obey the laws of man? No. No, no, no, no, no. Stem from questionable morals? Absolutely not. It's not advertising.

It's not content bait and it doesn't solicit DMs. No. Although it did end up in a DM. It did count. But you're going to have to go to the Patreon for that. Don't be a toxic asshole. This is so polite. Thank you so much Reddit.

I've always wanted to post. Have any of these questions said thank you? No. Not a one time. Not a single one. Thank you. No, not once. this is just yeah this passes

now rule seven moderator discretion yeah a moderator could not like this question and that's possibly not like this question I mean we'll save that for the end we'll keep going here 18 plus only the subreditor is intended for adults only

he's 18 guys we're 18 yeah we are 18 throw away it's not spammy it's not a TikTok trend or copy pasta it's not AI bullshit it's not an extremely common question no one's going to tell you that's an extremely common question Well, extremely common questions involving dick size

slash appearance, the manicured status of pubs, what you're wearing. It's not related to No Nut November. So here we come, though, to the big one here. And this is something that Pat has to answer. That's true. Pat, before that episode we recorded it on Friday, I believe. Yeah.

Before Friday, what was the most recent time you had masturbated? Hmm. Uh-oh. It was definitely within that week. Okay. Interesting. And what was a ruling earlier? Right. I believe you said five minutes.

Yeah. So I should have stopped recording the episode and I should have gone in the bathroom. They didn't have to stop recording. Well, yeah, I could have just left. Yeah, I could have just done it right here. So maybe you need to go home, rub one out, and then make a post say, okay, guys, I'm ready. I'm just masturbated. Mm-hmm.

So here's my, yeah. But I mean, here's the thing. Here's the thing. This is what the rule says. And I don't want to be like the guy who's bending the rules here, but it says, this is not a sub for fetish fuel,

jerk bait, one-handed typing, or for those with perpetually sticky keyboards. And I don't think that applies here. I haven't cleaned my key. I haven't jerked off here, but it was not one-handed typing. It was dictated.

It was zero-handed typing. So really, we are left with no other option but seven. And we've already agreed. Like, I guess technically you did, like you did jerk off before posting. I don't know what period,

the moderator subscribed. Under our rules, we might not let this through just for that. case. But again, that's purely, and that's purely also just off of like, we have to tell, like, none of these questions do we have access to the person and be like, excuse me, did you jack off five minutes before posting this? You know what I mean? This is an honor system. And this does not read as something not at all posted by someone who is just so full to bursting with come was

coming out their ears. So I'm left with only one conclusion here, which is that seven was only added as a rule so that they could have 10 rules. Yep. Because that's a nice number to have a rule. Oh, nine rules. Oh, because of the commandments. Yeah. Yeah. Which none of you on this subreddit believe in that. No, and you could probably do with some reading of those. Yeah. I know it's a long list. It is pretty long.

I mean, all of this just to say, like, guys, moderation team of Ask Reddit NSFW, like, please step up, do better, take a break. I would happily be added to the moderation team. I mean, I think we've demonstrated at the very least. We may not see eye to eye on everything, but I think you have to admit that we have demonstrated a kind of stringent, understanding of these rules.

And you guys, like, we, I think we're great, we would be great for the job. And I think we would add a lot of diversity. I feel like you guys are guilty of group think. And absolutely. You guys, you all are seen to be. I recommend you to check out George Orwell. Yes. Yes. It's one of our great writers. Or at least look at one of those calendar pictures. He was one of the creators of Starbucks and then he left. Yes. He started his own company. Yeah. So if any of you, and if any of you are in Seattle, the original Starbucks,

you can go there. It's available place. They throw, where they throw fish across. It's a beautiful city. I mean, there's, the ocean is there. The bay. It's the bay. What is it?

It's a sound, I believe. It's a sound. Yeah. Is that, do you, like, if it's the ocean water in there, are you calling it?

You're like, no. You're like, you wouldn't call? I guess it's not the ocean. I don't think so. Sorry. That's kind of sad to me a little bit.

It is sad. It's like, because you, can you imagine being in that water, me like, oh, I'm having such a fun time. I just remember, I'm not even in the ocean.

I'm in the fucking sound. I'm going to mere sound. And that's one of the problems of Seattle. And so I would say if any of you live in Seattle, the mod team of Ask Red at NSW, you might want to move. Move Seattle. Move somewhere.

There's the barrier of islands. It was George Howell. Who's that? Not George Orwell. Oh, okay. Well, wherever George Orwell is, check his coffee out. George Howell coffee,

but you used to sell it at Clover Food Lab. Cloverfield is also a good movie to watch. If you're looking for a scare. If you're looking for T.J. Miller behind the camera. camera. Because if you love that voice, but you don't want to see his ugly mug.

Well, you see it at one point. Yeah, barely. Briefly, briefly. Briefly. Guys, go to the Patreon.

The Patreon. Go check out the Patreon if you want to catch up on this whole saga. There's a breadth of knowledge of NSFW questions that we asked. Yeah. We even went on other subredits and asked questions. Go on to me or Thomas White's Instagram to buy tickets to our show, Colomis at Life World on October 30th. I don't have a link in my bio, by bio, but I will by will soon.

I'm going to add it tonight. You can add it whenever you want. I forgot to do that. You haven't even posted the poster yet. How are people going to even see this? I posted on my Instagram story. I'm not great at promoting stuff. Yeah.

No, you're going to get better at it. You got to post it on the grid. I'm going to grid it. Grid. Okay, I'll grid that. All right. Would you, would you read the comics of a superhero named Grid? What is his powers?

He can go into, the computer and he can integrate himself into it. You can become a human computer. I would read that, yeah. Yeah, I mean, just because I don't really know what he's doing. Yeah. Is that a good name for a Mindy's? He has the powers of a computer.

There's a Japanese hero called Gridman. Gridman. He does that with the internet. Really? Interesting. Holy shit. See, that's already better. Yeah, so Gridman already clears.

Grid. Guys, if you're a comic book maker, invent grid. Yeah, check it out. I would urge you to do that. Okay. All right. Bye-bye. Bye.

This is Ask Reddit NSFW. That is the subreddit that that question was on. So you're going to ask which female celebrity would be best at being eaten by the shark. And then in the body, can you say, to clarify, best means the one who is the most completely eaten by the shark. Without fighting it off very well. Which female celebrity? would be the best at getting eaten by a shark. Okay.

And you need to clarify. Clarification. To clarify, I am asking which female celebrity would be left as a finger in the ocean. Most completely eaten. AKA most completely eaten. And would do a bad job fighting off the shark. And would do a bad job fighting off the shark.

Thank you so much Reddit Must be female I've always wanted to post here I've always wanted to post here Has to be a female celebrity By the way it has to be a All caps

Female celebrity Perthes No Deep Roy Parentheses No celebrities like Deep Roy Okay so we'll get an answer We'll get a couple of answers. Yeah.

Usually get some answers. Celebrities like deep. This is for the people who are refreshing the Ask Reddit in SFW. Yeah. Okay, wait, let's check the community rules. It's probably. Don't shame or be gross. Don't advertise.

Don't be a toxic asshole. Don't shame or be gross. Interesting. Discretterator is discretion. 18 plus. Throwaway garbage. We do not accept throwaway, spammy, TikTok trends or bullshit. AI bullshit.

Is that a TikTok? I know this isn't a TikTok. Not yet. Maybe it will be soon. let's see okay repost to R slash pepperoni

it's a restricted community dude just just let it let it ride I've already know I've posted I'm reposting it

to another subreddit okay that's smart you get more eyes on it I think Sabrina Carpenter probably is the answer I feel like she would basically just be left as a finger I'm having trouble thinking

of someone smaller who's smaller than that dude who is the smallest female celebrity that's a good question. I mean, adult female celebrity. Yeah, that's actually a really good point. Because you can't be a kid.

We don't want to see a kid. I don't want to see anybody in a shark, frankly. I just want to know who would be the best at it. Yeah, yeah. But it feels wrong to, it feels cruel to even include child actors in the experience. Guys, we already have 34 views on the post. Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton?

Dude. Oh, oh, Jada Pinkett Smith is even smaller than Sabrina Carpenter. Wow, she's little four foot 11? Wow. Yeah. Holy fuck. Kristen Chenoweth. He would do so.

This is kind of like a head-to-head battle. It's Sabrina Carpenter versus Dolly Parton. And then Christian Chenewood versus Jada Pinkett-Smith. It's a bracket. Spicy storyteller says, what the fuck? Okay. Let's check out his. Let's just be friendly.

He says, what in the weird fetish is this?