Podcast About List - Ep. #404 - Professional Nightmarologists Analyze Your Nightmares

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

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Well, well, well, well, well. All right. Off to the races, go on ahead. Let's get in. Let's go on ahead. Go. Give us something. Give me something, man.

I'm sitting here waiting for the serve. Oh, I'm ready. Do you just feel like we are in some sort of comedic, intellectual tennis match locked in every single episode? A three-person tennis match. A triangle of tennis. That's cool. A triangle is interesting.

No, it's not. It's one of the most boring shapes, basic shape. You literally, you were coming in here. I saw you. I saw you look at my clothes to see if you could get me for something. You were like, you literally, and then just it flew out of your brain, but you were trying to roast my shirt. Speaking of clothes, guys, here's something to talk about. It's the autumn weather.

Dude, I'm loving it. It's the autumn weather and it's much needed. It's much needed. You're wearing the, the, I'm wearing a Patrick Handme Down. And I almost wore a double Patrick Cammy Down outfit today. I thought, you know, I don't need a hat. I don't have any pants. I have a lot of Patrick Hammy Downs.

Yeah, you do. Like my older brother. I'm working on, I do give away my clothes. everybody. There's a new, there's a Noah hand-me-down that was very funny last night at the apartment.

Noah hand-me-downs too. Yeah, but Noah got a jacket. It's a side. You got a jacket that was a size large. But when he put it on, he looked, because he had his hair slicked back as well.

He looked like Kim Jong. He had this big. He does have that haircut. He slicked his hair back. And he had this big, it's like a, he got like a chore coat. But the chore coat was like way too long.

And he looked so. so much. Like me and my girlfriend were sitting there just laughing so hard because he was like do you guys think this is too long?

He does rock the Kim Jong-un haircut. Yeah, he did. The Brad Pitt and Fury. Yeah. Remember that movie. I remember seeing the poster I didn't see that movie

but I don't remember the child of booth. Do you remember that period there was a Brad Pitt and Fury haircut? Everyone had that and then also the Not everybody. A lot of it in 2014. I think

brother had it for a while yeah yeah a lot of males in 2014 this was moids a lot of moids had this and and the jake jillen hall night crawler haircut the loo bloom yes a lot of people had the loo bloom what was that haircut it was uh similar greased up yeah that was just like slicked back like yeah yeah or no no no no jillan hoon prisoners is what you're thinking yeah yeah where it was like the top was like if if you didn't slick it it was insanely long yeah that kind of looked cool back in the the day, but it doesn't. I remember seeing, I remember seeing prisoners. I didn't see it when it came out. I saw it years later. I saw Jake Gill-Lah came on screen. I was like, get this fucking guy. What the fuck are you doing, man? They put all the tattoos on him and stuff. I was like, get this guy out of here. You know what the little, you know what the little truth about him is.

What's the truth? He stinks. He doesn't shower. Stinky boy. No, he's a homosexual. Really? He's a D.L. brother. Says who? That's the word on the street. Really? Just people have walked by and sort of seen his teeth. His teeth are what makes him. His teeth are homosexual? He gives it right away. Interesting. You can always tell. I thought I wouldn't have known about that because I have a DL database.

I know you're obsessed with gay people and keeping their identity. I'm obsessed with the LGBTQIA plus community as a from an anthropological standpoint. I tried it out. It didn't work for me. Gotcha. So you're sort of like, it's a zoo to you. That's a zoo. So zoom in on the teeth, I guess.

I mean, look at those, man. And we can see if you can describe. what you mean here. Okay, so. So by the amount of tartar buildup, you can tell that he's sucking dick. In the gay community, this is called scrapers.

Okay. So this guy has scrapers. In the gay community, this is called scrapers. Yeah. What does that mean? It's like, scrape up on the law on your dog

and they're sucking on it. No, some of these fucking guys love sick shit like that. Interesting. Do you think it's sick to have homosexual sex? So it means somebody is gay if they have teeth

that would scrape your dick when they were sucking. Yeah, it's a surgery you got to get. Show me your teeth. It's like a whole gay surgery. You have insane scrapers. Yeah, I have shredders. I have shredders.

I can't be part of it. Yeah. I can't be part of the gay community. Wow. Again, tried many times. But they won't accept me because I shred people's penis is off. Every time. It looks like a hot dog.

Do not message that's got back on grinders. Grindrinder. The shredder. The shredder. Do not. When it's done, it looks like a hot dog that's been in the microwave. Yeah. Coms, a job,

comms at Chipotle or whatever, some corporate job. Five inches away. Five inches away right now. Yeah, that would be scary. Four inches, three inches. It should be a live update.

Yeah. Yeah. That is funny that the gay dating apps do it by feet. I'm sure that's been talked about every which way by them. And you know what? I'll stand off.

What? I'll stand back. I don't understand anything you just said. If you gay walk through that door right now, come in here and talk about how it's funny that they measure it and feet on Grindr. You know what I think you should do, man? What? Steal their story. Tell us.

Why is it funny they measured in feet? Like with a date like a Tinder or a hinge, it says miles. Uh-huh. On a gay dating app, it's literal feet away. I understand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They want to go have sex. Yeah, yeah. But I thought, yeah. The way you were saying it, I thought there was something I wasn't understanding. But it turns out, it was clear. I understand perfect. That community.

You don't think I understand the gay community. No. Really? Yeah. I understand the gay community twice as much as you. Tell me the first, second, and third thing about being gay. About being gay? The rules.

Like, if you know the first thing, you certainly know the second and third thing about being gay. First thing, first of all, you gay. When you gay, you gay. He's right. Rule number one. He's right about that. I hate to say. Can't argue that.

Rule number two, no Patrick Doran's in our business. Yeah. That's a second rule. They also have a rule where they feel. feed false information to Patrick to try to get him to sound crazy talking to people about gay guys. Like all the shit that gay people tell you is all

a lot. Rule three, try our very hardest to get Caleb Pitts to join our community at all costs. They try really, really hard. It doesn't work. You know what they told me? Cameron is A. Okay. Those are the four rules of being gay. Next you're going to tell me, okay, first of all, there's

no way that second rule is true, because I met them at the fairy club meeting. What is that? What is the flop joke? I was starting to say something really out of pocket. I was trying to make like a joke of like something that they told me. I was trying to say something that they told me, you know?

Like, okay. No, I see what you mean. Yeah, yeah. No, if I had landed that plane, if I had landed that plane, that joke would have been funny. But I can't think of one right now. Take it again. I've had a long day. Yeah, you did have a long day.

And we're working really hard. We did. Not me. You didn't eat it, so you're powered up. I'm hungry. Yeah. I could have given you a skin or two. Today was a bad day for me food-wise.

I had two meals outside of my home. Really? That's not good. That is not good. I ate Chipotle yesterday. First time in a long-ass time. How much was it? Can I tell you something?

I didn't look because I just didn't want to know. It was, you're going to get a notification from Apple Pay in a couple minutes. This is $30 at Chippold. I mean, I specifically did not look. Yeah. I was like, I just, I tapped a pay. didn't look at the register. I had Chipotle on...

And I got... And I got guacamole. Whoa. Dude, you can't be getting that. Sour cream's like free guacamole. Yeah, but I was...

But I've been having so much dairy-ish issues that I was literally like, I have to... I have to do guacamole. I can't get sour cream today. And if I don't get sour cream, this is going to be a hell.

Yeah, that wouldn't be good. So I have to get... I have to get guacamole. That's what I said. You don't understand. Would you like guacamole? I have to have it. I have to have the guacamole.

God. Sorry, what were you saying? I think I might have gotten a lettuce disease unless that's all been cured because I truly have not had a... It's all... It sounds like... It sounds like I'm pouring out a cup

every time I'd poop. That's not how explosive diarrhea sounds. Okay. Exposive diarrhea. Sounds like... Have you ever heard him poop? Yeah. Sounds like that.

It's loaded... Well, I've been having... Hollow point... Poops. I've been having runs of wet. It's okay. That's okay. I don't think.

I haven't had a side. I took there's a few... days in a row where I took Pepto-Bismol and it didn't fix it. I am immune to that. I was shooting black goo. I was shooting I was shooting squid ink. I think that is dairy. I think typically that's when you have too much dairy.

Really? Yeah. Have you been having a lot of dairy man? I was yeah, I was talking to the dairy man. So it makes sense. What's going on, man? Does that mean? I was chilling with the dairy man. He's feeding me cheese all day. I would like to meet this bloke.

Yeah, the dairy man. Sounds good. Yeah. I love cheese and stuff. I know. I ate a bunch of cheese last night. I've been so distraught over, over, yeah. I mean, I just like, I think the past year of my life has been a denial.

Like, I'm, like, just refusing to accept it. It's in the age where you got to start thinking about this. I'm like, yeah, like the fact that I, I find, like, I think truly growing up is being like, you know what? I actually have to deny myself pizza. Yeah. I can't. Even if it's pizza. Even though it's Pizza Friday, I can't have pizza.

Isn't that so... It's fucked up, man. It's hurting me. I'm eating the same thing every day for weeks at this point. Yeah, we know, man, the cheese steaks, the apple, the protein bar, whatever. We've heard it. Really sick of hearing about your cheese sticks. But also slow cooker chicken with feta, rice, and spinach.

I mean, it's, this is, my life is being optimized to him. Did you say I'm eating slow cooker chicken with fat ass? Fedda. Cameron? No. What? No, not Cameron Fed. You've been giving me any slope.

No, and I wasn't called my wife fat ass. Yeah, I know. I've been eating it with fat ass. Like, hey, man, don't say that about your wife. That's not nice. She is fat, though. A giant fat whale. Gotta get rid of her and go be a scraper.

A scraper? Oh, right. You can never be a scraper. Yeah, you're not a scraper. You're a shrapher. I wish that there was just like, what if I bust? What if I bust while I'm scraping? that's does that happen

coming from sucking a penis you think anyone's done that but specifically from scraping for sure somebody's done that yeah definitely hands free yeah that happens that happens there's stuff they're not telling me

they really is stuff they're not telling me real too they're definitely making stuff man dude happens a lot yeah happens a whole whole man gaze let me in no they don't want you let me in gaze come on they really don't want you let me back in no I tried it once

it wasn't for me let me back in what was not for you about it the homosexual yeah if you have a problem with that truck stops there yeah but the culture's just the culture is like great of course

yeah but you have to become a cultural appreciator yeah you know what I mean yeah this is the difference between Tom Hanks and Chet Hanks yesterday this is completely a non-sequitur yesterday I walked

by the Google office, you know, the crazy big Google office? The one that's in like, isn't it like in Pennsylvania's Penn Station or whatever? No, it's like, it's like by the Hudson River. Yeah, yeah, I know that one. Yeah, and do you think you get in trouble if you just went inside? Yeah, they have a lot of security. Like, I saw there's security guards like walking around outside. Like, I don't know, like, if you just went and was like, damn, this is Google.

Yeah. No, you wouldn't get in trouble for walking into the lobby. I mean, you're allowed to sit in the lobby. You're allowed to go into the lobby? Yeah, for sure. I really wanted to go on. But after, I was afraid. Depends on how long you're there, a guy will walk over.

Really? Yeah, because I've gone in? Well, I've gone into the meta building. Oh, this is. Google, you can walk up and you could print something out and have him search it for you. There was like, you know how like at a place like that security guards? Do you get this where it needs to go? Just sit, like, put a little search.

You know how there's. They have to have security at Google because of how many crazy people are like, Google's run by petafiles. You know how there's, you know how there's places where there's places where the security guards there are dressed like they're just normal employees. and there are places where security guards are dressed like their national guard. Yeah, Burlington Co Factory. And I think most companies like that are ones where the security guards are dressed like normal employees. Yeah.

But the security guards at Google who are walking around outside looked like Resident Evil Stars members. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were in like blue and yellow like uniforms. Well, it's fully because it's what scared me. It's Pinsigate people that come up. Yeah, that makes sense, I guess. I mean, some crazy guy like me who isn't me could just run up in there and do whatever they wanted to the whole situation, and all the people.

It's sad that Pizza Gate ended up being a bad thing. I know. You think Pizza Gate like, oh, then what does that lead to like a house of food? Yeah, 20 years ago, you say Pizza Gate,

I go, let's get to that as soon as possible. Yeah. So that's like pizza gate that opens up the, that's the gate of the King's Castle in Savoryland. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Savory land. They finally do a candy land spin off. Yeah. And then here's what I would say, and then the person would be saying all that. And then the person would be like, no, it's not what you think.

And then I'd be looking for a trick and I'd be like, oh, is this like Pete Sagate? Oh, is this like Pete Sagitt? Bob Sagitt's brother. Bob Sagitt's brother. Bob Saggett dies. Pete Saggett, much like the Belushi kind of takes the mantle. Right.

I would be like looking for the trick. And I would be like, oh, yeah, Pete. I know Pete. Yeah. But the thing about that, though, is Bob Sagitt died too old so he couldn't take up the mantle. Didn't he hit his head on a mantle? Yeah. That's how he passed.

His real name was Bob Mantle. It was actually predictive programming. Wow. You got to move in this. way. Me? You're off camera. Okay, director. Well, what's the name of a director? Curry Barker. Okay, Curry Barker.

I don't have my big ass sunglasses. Perfecting the look of a film. Sorry, I'm obsessed with perfecting the look of the podcast. Obsession with, you have an obsession. You have an obsession, sir. I cannot. Okay, obviously, it's not going to work now because he's only made one movie. I cannot wait until he's put out five or ten more movies

and we can do a whole thing where we can say all the names of all the movies together. What's his next movie called? Oh, man. Can I, can I, okay. You're not a big fan, are you? No, I mean, his next movie, this is really funny to me. His next movie, if you've seen any interviews with him, which I've seen every Cubby,

Curry Barker. Cubby Barker. Every Cubby Barker interview. I literally have seen every interview with him. Me and Alex just send them back and forth. His next movie is a movie that he is the lead in that he wrote is, does. directed and is also starring in. And he filmed it before Obsession came out.

And it's like a comedy. And it's him and that guy. And the other guy, Cooper Tomlinson are the two leads in it. And he said the script was 130 pages long. Wow. Every hour, 10 minute comedy.

He's like, everyone he spoke to is like, cut 30 pages. And he was like, no, we're shooting it all. Two hour comedy. That's great.

And it's literally going. to be the worst movie ever. It's called, it's called Anything But Ghosts. And me and Alex have been laughing so hard because just imagine, like, have it. Like, they didn't know obsession was going to pop off like that. So you just imagine having, yeah, and you're just like, oh, we just got to keep fucking movie. Come on.

Let's just do another one. And you just have this shit in the chamber. You have to release it. Yeah. Yeah, that is tough. That's crazy. That is tough. Oh, Aaron Paul and Bryce Dallas Howard are also.

Whoa. Curry Barker as mouse. Mouse. Wait. He's going to play a mouse? What's this whole thing with name and the character? after an animal. I don't know.

I don't know, man. He's got to stop doing it, though. Is that his thing? I didn't see obsession. I didn't see it either, but I know there's a character named. Bear. Bear. Bear.

Bear. Bear. Yeah. Mouse. What's next? Fishing rod? No. No, that would be a catch.

That will be the villain. Yeah, that'd be the villain. The main character's name will be fish. And the villain, Inrod. That doesn't make sense. Ingrodrod. Ingrid is a good name, though, right? Ingrid.

Ingrid, you bastard. Yes, and grot, you bastard. Ingrod. Gorilla Gras. They're making a show about him. Dude, you're obsessed with Gorilla Gras. You are, bro. He's cool.

This is the second time, third time you brought him up. Can I say, man? Today? Guerrilla Grod is not cool. He's not cool. He's not cool. He's a gorilla with telekinesis? Yeah, that's fucking cool.

It would be cool if his name wasn't Gorilla Grod. Yeah. If it was just Grod, yeah. No, if it was just Grodd, that'd be cool. Guerrilla. What's your name, villain? Guerrilla. Have you seen,

yeah, everyone's seen this fucking clip. Of him talking to Obama? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't make him cool to talk to Obama. Just because he talked to a black guy in the past.

It doesn't make you cool. He's not talking to him. He's about to assault him and it's funny. That makes you cool. It's not cool, though. To assault a black guy? Our only black president?

That's what you want to see. You want to see Gorilla Gron. Well, beating up a historical figure. Shut up. I learned something from a guy. I'm really excited to hear what you're going to say here. I learned something from a guy at the Red Arrow Diner.

Getting choked up thinking about it because it makes me so emotional. Yeah. Which one was black, man? The first president of this country was black. Who was? Not George Washington. Oh, what was his name? A guy sitting in line with me at the Red Arrow Diner for some reason said,

can I tell you something really quick? And then told me this whole. story about how the first president of this country was a black man. George Washington came later. And this was enough for you indignantly to say no when I said that Barack Obama was the only black president? Because there's another one. He's trying to teach you.

There's another one. Yeah, I'm trying to teach you. What was he? I forget his name, but if you look up first black president of the U.S. Here he is. Yeah. What? Uh-huh.

John Hansen. Who is this? This is who the guy at the Red Arrow told me about. Go on him. Go on him. Go on him. Go on the. information. Is this true? Yeah. He was a founding father. He was not the first person to hold the office.

Well, that's not true according to... He was the president of the Confederation Congress. Mm-hmm. Oh, sometimes styled President of the United States in Congress assembled by his fellow delegates. Yes. That's actually an interesting piece of trivia. And this guy told me this for no reason at Red Arrow. Some Hanson descendants and biocco have falsely claimed that he was actually the first holder of the office of president of the United States, an unrelated executive position. created in 1789. I'm going to say president's a president. I'm going to chalk this up.

I'm willing to give, you know, honestly, Barack Obama, you got claiming to nothing anymore. Yeah, you're a loser. Yeah, the total loss. Yeah. Second place is last place. Yeah. You have no chance to be for.

You don't get nothing for silver. Exactly. Exactly. Barry. You do get a silver. Silver's pretty expensive. Do you remember their Fox News was calling them that? Barry?

Remember they made a movie called Barry? Yeah. It's a show. It's a show? No, they made a movie about it. Show with Mr. Hater. Didn't they make... Oh, well, that's not what I'm talking about.

That's a different show. Yeah. They made a movie. They made a young Barack Obama. I think it is so wrong to make a biopic about somebody who's alive. Alive or at least not very close to death. Yeah. Like a true biopic.

We don't really know. Their entire life. We don't really know. How close Barack is to death. Yeah, we don't know. He has been dead and resurrected so many times. We couldn't have known. He's gone by a different names.

When that came, when that movie came out, I was like, Oh, he's on his way out. As far as I know, he may still be. He has passed away and been resurrected 15 times at least. I think I believe that. Serious. Yeah. They have him growing.

Well, he's already is part of the DC universe mythology with Gorilla Rug. In 2016, he died three times. A separate DC universe that I'm not too fond of. Which one is that? The American political system. I hate that universe. Based in D.C. That's where the universe is.

And here's the thing, though. Here's what they don't tell you. Some call this a conspiracy, but it's true. Every time a major celebrity dies, that is giving life to a presidential candidate who is still alive. Okay. So in 2016, Barack Obama died three times. Like the Dalai Lama.

Alan Rickman, David Bowie, and Prince. Okay. They all gave their life to keep Obama alive. In 2016. In 2016. They gave their adrianicrome modules. Can we get into conspiracies that little-known conspiracies? I just said one.

I know, and I really liked that. But actually, I just said a fact. So I'd love to get into more conspiracies. Conspiracy facts, because people always start with the 9-11, whatever. And one of the problems is people are into theories. Yeah, like, no. Why don't we stick to the facts here? No, stick to facts.

Yeah, conspiracy facts. Let's get some conspiracy facts. I'm a conspiracy factist. Yeah, I believe. Let's get that shit going. Okay. So like what, though? I have no.

Just like conspiracy facts. Yeah. It's like stuff that's true. Like what's a real conspiracy? The world. The money. The money on the dollar bill. The money on the dollar bill isn't real.

No. It's just covering up the real dollar underneath. It's nothing but paper. If you hold it up to the light, there will be a symbol. A hidden symbol. Depending on the dollar. There is hidden symbols on everything. Yeah.

I'm seeing some on your shirt right now. Doesn't it look like little dancing stick man? parts. I believe it is dancing stick Oh really? Yeah. Why does it look like that? Because it is that.

It is that? Yeah, dude, it's certainly dancing stick men at parts. Where? There's one on your heart. You're a good man. You really could have flicked his nose.

Why would I afflict his nose? Because we do that to you all the time. I don't get that done. You don't get that done? I don't get that done to me. Yeah, you do. We do that to you all the time. I don't get that done.

You do get it done, man. Get her done. Get her done. Oh, here's a conspiracy. Conspiracy fact about him is that he's not actually got a southern accent. He's just an actor. His name is Daniel Whitney. Daniel Whitney.

And he's from some other land. And take one word, one letter off of Whitney. Whitney with no inch. Dan Whitey. He's a Dan Whitey. He's a Dan Whitey. Yeah. Much to many people's disbelief.

You take that N, you move it over to the other M and written M. He's a damn whitey. Oh, you move it and then turn it. And then turn it into an M. You take that N, move it up here next to the N. And then turn it to an M. Turn the M. Wighty.

Move the kerning. Change that. The N and the N are touching. Looks like an M. Damn whitey. I see. Mm-hmm. And he's promoting damn whitey supremacy with that character.

Yeah. A guy, a white guy who doesn't wipe his butt. That's a white supremacist dog. Which is a cable guy. Look it up. Jeff Foxx already. Let's do this guys. Yeah.

Jeff, okay. I'm saying foe, but it's actually there's no E. There's no A or U. But what we've real, no, F-O-E. I was saying F-A-U-E. No. There's F-N-X. If we take the Y.

F-X, the bear. Oh, yeah. He could have been involved in there. O-worthy. F-X, the bear O-worthy. F-X-E-R-Worthy. All right, let's move on to him. Jeff Foxworthy.

Jeff Foxworthy women to spread his seed. That's where the name derives from. That's the etymology of that name. Jeff Foxworthy women. Worthers. Oh, because his fans are old now. Off. Off Jexworthy.

Okay. Off Jaxworthy. What does that mean, though? It means he's worthy of eating ChexMix Mix. Jex Mix. Jax Mix. What's Jax Mix? Jetsmix.

So when they sell it, Dollar General. Jax Mix. What I do when I'm on a long road trip and I walk into the like... Jax mix. Flip the coin. Jaxmix. Jack Spicks.

Flips the coin Its heads. Jacks mix. That decides on its road trip snack. Jack Spicks. Jacks, Jacks, Jacks,

Jacks, Jacks. Yeah, we saw that man come in. He flipped a coin said, Jexmix. He's scary in that.

The funniest thing ever to me is that he, if you've ever seen what's his name from that movie, talk about the behind-the-scenes shit, where he was

constantly, he was like, I hate playing this character because I have this gay ass haircut. Yeah, he's like, this movie's gonna flop because I hate this haircut so much. It's so funny to be like this. He did one of the best movie roles ever

and he's like, dude, I look so fucking wacky. You know what the awesomest thing is too? He's one of those actor guys who's like, I detest violence. I hate playing violent characters. And that's so sick to say that and then have the coolest Yeah, best violent character.

That's why Bardem is so fucking cool, man. To do the best shit of all time. I didn't like doing that. I don't condone this. I don't condone my man. I was like crazy chin. When Susan Sarandon was in Dishonored. And she was like, I'm only here because there's a peaceful option.

That's cool too. What's that? I'd have never heard of this story. Susan Sarandon was in the game dishonored, but she was only in it because there's a passive run. Yeah, stealth run. It's so sick. That's a cool, cool reason to do that. Must be nice.

Be able to save. know to work like that. Right. I know I have to do all these violent things all the time, even though they have no peaceful options. Yeah. Because I'm constantly doing violent killer things. Totally murdering all the fucking time just because, hey, I'm not in sag.

It sucks to be a hit man, dude. Yeah. It really would because think about it like... You can't use normal websites. You can not use normal websites. You got to get a special computer. You got to go on the dark web sounds so scary. Dark web constantly...

You think pop-ups on the normal web are bad. Wait till you're on the dark web and it's skeletons and mummies popping up. Yeah. I was feeling kind of nostalgic for the old pop-ups. Remember the ones? Remember when you go to a website and it would play off your speakers? Congratulations. Yes.

Remember that one? Congratulations. I saw somebody post the one that's like you've made the $5 billionth Google search. Congratulations. You type in your info here. Do you remember this was a lime wire thing that you could like some fucking scam thing where they would upload billions of files. that were like

it was just like different names like Billy Joel moving out that MP3 like stuff like that and then you download it and then you like listen to it and it's like a Bill Clinton impersonation he's like

I did not have sexual relations with that woman but I did go to ifreeclub.com where I got an iPod absolutely free and it would suck so bad because it was like you download like four songs

and you're like oh this is awesome like I'm going to be able like I'll get fucking music. Yes. Music. Yeah. And then it's like I Free Club.

I Free Club.com. Fuck that website too. What was that website? There's a website where it was like you put your, it's a scam where you just like put in your credit card info. Oh, I see. Yeah. I hate websites like that.

Me too. The pointless website. You put your car. And as a kid, I almost tried to get my parents. Why would you have to take your credit card for a free iPod? I should be a detective. Yeah. Or at least a logician.

Legician? Doing logic problems all day. It's not what it's called. Figure stuff out. Well, then tell me what it is. Called a logistics expert. No,

that's a whole different thing. That's about shipping packages. Really? Why is that called logistics and not shipping? Because it's logic. There's logic versus logic in that. My dad does it. Exactly.

Your dad's a logist. He's not a logician. Like, I can logically solve any problem. A logician solves things like there are three children. One of them is not a girl. Okay. What's the question? What is the answer? Three children. One of them's not a girl. There's two girls and one boy. There's two boys and one girl. One of them's not a girl.

Actually, well, he beat me to it, but that's just because I actually was going through the whole order of operations. Sorry, you're not correct. One of them is non-binary. Any of them could be girls, except for one of them. Yeah, that's the answer. Yeah. So I logically figured that one out. Yeah, so that's a logician. A logistics expert would be more like, how can I get these children into wooden crates and cardboard box? and send them across the world. How do you hide the piece of furniture. Name the furniture after them. After them. Then sell it for $60,000.

Type in their weight and age into the skew code. And make it all doesn't make any sense. And then post it online. And then sell them for $57. Yes. How do I get away with that? That's what your dad does. Speaking of the new,

the new conspiracy truths. Uh-huh. I've heard a new one. What? Hit me. Have you guys been consuming Himalayan pink salt? I've heard of this one. I've had him.

I haven't had any recently, but I've heard this theory. I think I actually have it right now. It's good that. You have it in your mouth right now? You have it in your mouth? Okay. I think I have it in my mouth right now. No.

In my house, I'm using it to put on my state. If you were, if you pulled your cheek and you had like a bunch of rocks. Like the dudes who are like the cot guys. That would be so funny. Well, you need to stop using Himalayan pink salt right now. Well, only if you're vegan. Can I guess? estrogenized.

No. That's why it's pink. No. This is a hint. You should only stop using it if you're vegan. Yeah. I'm vegan.

Or vegetarian. Okay. You're vegan? No, I'm vegetarian. Okay, well. You're not because you eat cheese sticks. Yeah, you eat cheese sticks every day. You eat two.

You eat two cheese sticks a day. You told me it's slow roasted fadass chicken. Yeah. All I eat is this. What's that? There's nothing. It's not nothing. I just watched you.

So you'll, you may be a logician, but you'll never be a philosopher. Yeah. You really think this. This is nothing. This is, I eat all of this, though. Okay.

It's what you would call nothing. What a philosopher like me? This is a sign for two and it means two cheese sticks. No. This is C for cheese steak. That's got it reversing. This is what I eat. Cheese sticks.

Cheese sticks. That's what he flips the coin. Either says Jex mix or cheese steak. Cheese steak. Cheese steak. Two cheese sticks. I love two cheese sticks. It's ordering that the crappy.

gas station. We don't have cheese of We do not have Cheats Jigs. Jexmix Jaxs mix

Jax mix Jaxmix makes you Well that'd be the same thing Well, anyway. No,

it's a J. Himalayan pink salt Oh yeah comes from petrified giants Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah. Does he give you powers? No. No. So it's just some useless. You're eating, you're

eating Petrified Giant every time. So you shouldn't be eating that if you're why it's eating

living animal I actually am not a vegetarian. I used to be for a long time, but now I just don't give a fuck and try to have to think about it. So then this shouldn't affect your lifestyle. Yeah, it's not affecting me at all.

You're free to continue packing your cheek in the morning with pink salt. With a big ass lip of salt. Yeah. Fat. Well, I guess I'm spitting it on the train floor. Yeah. Pink spit.

That's right. A big salty ass spit. Excuse me, sir. A crowd of a crowd of deer are just following you and looking your spit off the ground. Follow you through all the cop horses downtown. Yeah.

But yes, that's a fact as well, the giants, the giants. Where did they, where did they get this info from? From the, from a living giant. Who's that? The BFG. Not real. Okay, so we're, we're not dealing in facts anymore. Yeah.

No, I can logically prove the BFG isn't real. Okay, prove it right now. He's old. Sounds like he's real. No. He's portrayed as old. It sounds like the premise here. He's portrayed as old.

And yet, he couldn't live that long if he was that big. Does that make him not real? You can be real and passed on. That would make him real anymore. Dead people aren't real. They're not real? No, they're dead.

They're dead. No, they're not. You're showing why you're not fit to be a philosopher. You and me live in different realities. Can we accept at least that premise? I agree. I agree on that. I live in reality and you live in Go-Goo-Gagha stupid land with all the doof-sas,

and you worship a doo-do-king that sits on a throne of poop. No. That's your reality. No. I don't know the first thing. about my reality. Yes, I do. I've spent many days.

You know the whole walk in your shoes thing? Every day. You couldn't fit in my shoes. I could fit in your shoes easily. You'd be a little baby wearing his dad shoes. I'm at least a half-size. Leo, can you cut back to it?

Can you come back to camera three real quick? What? What are you laughing at? Lean back again? What? I can't see. What is so funny? Oh, I look.

I look gigantic. That's crazy. So that is nuts. I do a thing where every day I try to act like somebody I know so that I, for the entire day to see if I can feel what their life is like. You don't do that. Your Tuesdays, you're about once a year. Honestly, it's tough. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough living like you.

Tuesdays. So everything you're saying today is you're acting like me. Yeah. Okay. You're trying to be small like him. He's taller than you. So that's not part of it. It's more of a mental headspace that I try to get into.

So if you're saying you're right, then you're saying I'm right then. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm saying that. Yeah. Again, logically, you've been destroyed by me. So nice try. By you.

You're me today. Yes, you've been destroyed by yourself because I'm acting like you. I hope your ego can handle. I hope both of our egos can handle that. Stop squishing me, man. You can't stop that. You can't do that. The force perspective, I wish the camera was level.

I wish you didn't have like a thing, an episode where every couple of minutes we notice some huge force perspective thing. It's not the camera being level. It's the table being curved. Yeah, that's got to be it. It is it. It is. Take it from a logician.

Legicians don't know shit about force perspective. Logicians know a little bit about everything. Force perspective does not exist in the plane of logic. You're forcing your perspective on everyone else. that's logically sound by me. You're a piece of shit. I would never act like that. That's a logical fallacy.

That's a logical meanness fallacy. Ad hoc. Super mean fallacy. Ad hoc. Yeah, bird flies in. Fucking sucks you a dick. That's an ad hoc. You ad hoc to the room. Why are you sucking your dick?

Big as bird comes in, sex yo dick. I'm destroying logic right now in front of you. Yeah, I know. It's disgusting to me. I want to kill you for it in front of you. No, the logic bomb. They're coming. They're coming really, really soon. I'm bringing in paralogic views.

There's no such thing as parologic. No, it's not paralogic. Exactly. Just it literated you. No, you became illiterate. No, I just... I'm speaking so illogically, it doesn't make any sense. I have something called super literacy.

No. And I can't be made illiterate. You? With anybody power. Anybody power? It sounds like it's working. It's working. It's working.

It's working. It's working. It's working. It's working immediately. No. I'm the destroyer of logic. No. So let me just hold on.

The destroyer of facts and logic. I'm just unzip this world. Right now. Right now, Julio, please go on Google. Search hardest logic puzzle. Hmm. Well, well, well. Let's just watch the logician solve this way.

Well, well, well, time to make light. Quick work. Make light of it. Time to make light of a logistic problem. Oh, yeah. A logic puzzle. Funniness is logical. Yeah.

In what way? Well, because there's a funniness is one side and scariness is the, other of the lady with the scales. And that makes it if something is the side of something. Okay. Three gods, A, B, and C are called in no particular order, true, false, and random. True always speaks truly. False always speaks falsely.

But whether random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes, no questions. Each question must be put to exactly one God. The gods understand English, but will. answer all questions their own language in which the words for yes and no are da and ja in some order. You do not know which word means. So this is the

most difficult, possible okay. Well, what's the question then? We got to figure out what the gods are. I mean, I'll be the god. I mean, you'll be all three. I could be all three. Okay, we get three questions. You have to think of three questions. Okay.

So logically speaking, the obvious question would be... Give me one second to get set up here. Because you, okay. three questions. Are you the random God? Hold on. I ask number one, are you the random God?

Yeah. Okay. That means yes. I ask number two, are you the random God? This is so hard to, this is, I actually have the hard part of this.

Your logical putty in my hands. You actually have to figure, you actually have to solve it yourself. Yes. That's, I mean, there's too many things I have to, I have to remember

which one already said what, and I have to remember what is what. What did you ask? Are you the random God? Twice. He asked it twice. I'm asking the same question all three times. Ja. Okay, so we have two Jaws. And who's the third? What is the third guy say? You're asking it again? Yeah. Jha. Or no, da. Jha, jada. Jha, da. Jha, jah. Da. Da. Da. So who is who?

Logically. The middle child is the most honorable because I'm the middle child. These aren't children. Middle gods. You have to imagine they follow the same logic. Just say in order. I'm going to say random, true, and false. Wrong.

Okay. It was true, random false. So I just missed a couple. I think you missed them all. No. No. What did you say? Random, true, false.

Okay. So I just switched up random and true. Yeah. But that's logically sound. That's logically sound as randomness and true can be switched. Yeah, yeah, those are basically the same thing. Yeah. I mean, I think the truth sometimes is more random than fiction.

What's the solution of this, guys? Look. Well, I don't know. As a logician, as a logician, I'm asking for help from two lower species. What is the answer to this question? What question? The best, the winning question is not to ask. What do you do?

You just go on with your life. Yeah, what the, there's no reward. What do I win? That should be the question. for this shit is do I get a do I win something? Yeah. Do I get anything? All right. What's today's episode? Today, I mean,

we did the... Oh, wait, the solution was there. Yeah. Wait, I want to say the solution. Bulo. Okay. First move is to find a God. You can be certain is not random and hence is either true or fault. Wait, this is long as fuck. No, we ain't reading this. Yeah, go to the triangle thing. I'm probably going to read this and absorb it later.

You're not absorbing shit. I'm probably absorbed the entire thing easily later. No. Because, okay, yeah, I'll admit. I'm early in my career as a logician. I haven't figured out all the bells and whistles of this beautiful weapon called logic. But I do my best. Weapons don't have bells and whistles.

Yeah. Most weapons don't. One that does. Bells and whistles, a one-man band. That's a weapon? Human are the most dangerous weapon. Because they can do climate change to the world. Okay. My answer would be a guy with a whistle and bells and a gun.

Yeah. No. A gun with bells and whistles on it. The whistling gunman. So we still have it up here. here from last episode. If you want to know what we're talking about, you have to go subscribe to the Patreon

to learn about this. Fedder's Nightmare Triangle. But basically, I have I had another bear dream last night. I'm not joking. Put a little two. Basically, only ever dream about being chased or otherwise

attacked by bears, in order of frequency bears, tigers, and crocodiles. So we made a place where you can triangulate all sorts of species that you may have a nightmare And it looks like Joe Gleason used his back to a race part of it. That's my guess.

Yeah. Well, big surprise, but we can redraw a seat. I don't think that's going to be a problem. And you asked people to send in. Yes, and I made a mistake where I said it was on an X and Y graph. I didn't know how to map a triangle.

Stuff. And I asked somebody... She called me up. I did text you and I said, guys, how do you map a triangle? You did text me at like 1 a.m. I was completely asleep. I was at my girlfriend's place of work.

Okay, cool. So what's that excuse? There's a new daily daquery flavor. That'll do it. That may have been, may have made the whole response thing. Yeah, that makes sense. That's why I told people the, well, I don't know if I remember if it was a requirement to send in your driver's license and the thing, but we have a bunch of photos of people's driver's license at Google Drive. Wait, that was one of the things.

I mean, it was an optional thing, but people did. upload pictures of their driver's license. Okay. That's not on me. Hey, it was an optional thing. Yeah, that's fair.

You know, you put your fucking driver's license in there. Now I can use your identity, whatever. Anyway, so I told people to send in their dreams. We've created this nightmare triangle. There's,

sorry, they're nightmares. And now we were going to plot more. We're going to plot your nightmare. We're going to debate your nightmare. Yeah. And we're going to plot it on Fedder's nightmare triangle. Is it okay if we

add logic as a vector of... No, it's not okay. There we go. That is what I think of logic. Yeah, it doesn't even go near the triangle. Dude, logic's a straight dub. Come, logic. If it was a... Yeah, logic. Wogic. I'm a wichician. I'm a wichician.

Logic's awesome. It's called a magician. No, no, no, no. All right, let's go to the first nightmare here. I pulled out some of the nightmares at random because I didn't want to... Okay, I can't read it. an infinitely repeating cycle involving a killer and myself, well, this one's kind of easy, right?

Once the cycle reach zero, something bad would happen. Cycle kept getting shorter. Okay, this one is giving me the vibe of writing, actual dream journal kind of writing. Yeah. Where it doesn't make a ton of sense. No. And later on, when you read it, you're like, I don't know what that meant.

I don't really know what that means. Sorry, do you remember what this one is? It looks like it says come. I think that was JVN? No. No. Well, I was saying because it's a killer, that's probably straight in the middle.

Cycle killer, though. But a cycle killer. Well, a psycho killer, yeah. Cycle killer. Jason Voorhees, who's in the middle. He's a cycle killer. Somebody in the Discord. Someone in the Discord made a picture of the triangle that we can also put up.

Yeah, we can read that. That's not a better. Yeah, I don't remember what most of these. That's great. Here, let me look it up. Okay, I should have had this. Sorry, I should have had the triangle picture that is already mapped. Here it is.

Okay. I'm going to send this to Julio right now. You could air drop it to the... Oh! I still don't understand how that shit works. Air dropping? Air dropping is done over Bluetooth. It's extremely simple.

What's that shit? Oh, there's an air drop code required. What? Dude, you want me to give you the code? Wait, I bet Julio has the code. Oh, definitely has the code. Yeah. I got it.

What's the code, dude? 83, 75. Wait, it's different now. Wait, you're going to give you one? Bruh. It says, as Patrick to enter 103043 on their device. It's a date. Whoa.

Halloween, 1943. Okay. Yeah, that should be coming in right now. Beginning of World War II. The most terrifying. Michael Lyon of the year. Nah. He wasn't that old.

Yeah, he wasn't that old. He's probably born in the 50s sometime. Okay. We have the triangle up. There we go. Okay. Okay. So that I was going to say.

That was caveman. What you were pointing at. Cave man. Yes. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Well, do you think that would be in between Caveman and Jason Vorhees?

I think cycle killer. is just Jason Voorhees. Okay. There's not many details we have about this. It's just a killer. All right. Some, it's Jason Vorhees.

We put a purple dot on Jason Vorhees. I would even, you could even do a little CC. Okay. But make it small. CK. The initials are coming back. The initial issues.

Okay, that's CK. Okay. Louis C.K. Okay. Where does he go on this? I think right there between Jason, Forge's and xenomorph. I feel like,

No, okay, let's see. John Wayne Gasey's a clown. Yeah. Okay, so Louis C.K. Between Jason Voorhees and John Wayne Gacey, I think. You don't think there's any element of xenomorph in his crimes. There is. I would say it's right.

Yeah, it's, it is. When you make a decision, stay with it. Okay, you're right. It's a lot of drawing for you. Writing even. I wrote Leck. It looks like ion. Yeah, it looks like ion.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Next nightmare? Next nightmare. I had a nightmare slash dream once where I was following a live stream around while people tried to hit him with their vehicles. Throughout this dream, I was producing excess amounts of bile in my mouth and was resisting the urge to spit it at people.

You sound like the monster, bro. Yes. Self. Because that's the only monster here, I would say is self. But also there's vehicles. Or the mob. There's also vehicles in this, right? So would that be near?

So would a vehicle go near an animal? Would that be around bear? A vehicle is most like a tiger. A car is most like a tiger. It depends on the vehicle. Yeah, a car is most like a tiger though. Okay. Yeah, I think you're right.

So it would be in between. I would say it's honestly between Zeno Morph- Tiger and a Cheetah. I think the monster here is a bile-spitting person who's following this poor guy around. And that's kind of xenom. That's yellow-spotted lizard, actually. That's between yellow-spotted lizard and Komoto Dragon.

So, you. I wish I had written. A bile spitting you. Yeah. Okay. So you. That goes there. You.

And is that a, is that a scary? That's not that scary of a nightmare. I'm going to be honest. No, nothing seems to have happened to you. I wouldn't really consider that even a nightmare. Yeah. Although sometimes nightmares are not actually about the list of things that happen. No, it's more of a vibe.

It's a feeling. It's a vibe. I believe that this was a scary dream. I'm not here to disparage. But you were the monster. Yeah, sorry to say. You were the monster. That's settled.

You need to figure out what that means, dude. You need to solve a lot of stuff in your life. Because there's a couple red herrings in there, right? You're saying live streamer, car, people trying to hit them with the car. You're trying to bury the lead, which is that you are a bile spitting, disgusting monster. You are slimer. You are slimer.

And that's horrible. You're slimer. Yeah. Okay. Next dream. Next dream now. complete void with lego darts vader in a countdown clock with like 20 digits that's counting down from 100 I was like five but it's the most fear I felt from a nightmare and I couldn't sleep after that sounds really scary

yeah complete void with that just a countdown yeah it had 20 digits but it's counting down from 100 so it's been a long time oh wow and lego darth vader's there okay so lego dart vater's obviously the what's the scariest thing in here yeah is it darth vader or the counting clock I mean it's the The clock is the scariest thing, but Darth Vader is the thing that would be craft here. Where would Darth Vader go? Would Darth Vader be here? But we have Voldemort on here already. Darth Vader is on the side of crocodile.

I mean, Voldemort and xenomorph as kind of like an alien, alien, a sci-fied Voldemort in a way. LDV or Lego, Lego, Darth Vader. I didn't even think about the Lego. Oh, that's true. In between a xenomorph and Voldemort is Lego Ders. Because Zenomorphs are artificial. Yeah, true. And so was a Lego.

But where in the bloody hell would a counting clock go? Yeah, we do need to figure out where I can't. You know, that's funny because the cycling killer has a clock element as well. Oh, so, yeah, that's experiment. That's CK. Sure. Counting clock. Yeah, yeah, that is a cycle killer.

Clock with a K. Yeah. Clock killer. All the same. All right, so that's discovered. All right. So your dream's been discovered. I mean, this is getting to be a very robust chart.

Yeah, so far. I'm glad that we're continuing the chart. Yeah. Because this is going to, like, the dream scientists and nightmarologists. We're giving them a lot for free also, by the way. We're not getting paid for this at all. I was sleeping on a couch and I had to wake up, but I kept falling off the couch and then waking up on the couch thinking I had woken up, but I had not repeated 20 times.

This is a cycle killer. This is a cycle killer? Right. Or is it you? No. Is there cycling repeater? I think this is gravity. Gravity is the villain here.

But what? Where would gravity... That's towards hippo for sure. Okay. Oh, yeah. I could see that. I would say gravity has a weight element. All in favor of that being true.

Yeah. Gravity. Gravity does have a weight element. Gravity violence. Hippos are the fattest thing on the outside of the triangle. So you would say that that's near... Gravitational violence. You would say that gravity...

Yeah, you know what? Gravity would be near John Wayne Gasey. Also fat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why we had him over there. Wow.

Look at how amazing this fucking triangle is. for people's nightmares and dreams. Yeah, dude, it's pretty good. Yeah, man. You're trying to sell it. You know how fucking awesome this is. Yeah, man. If you do sleep studies,

this is about to change your life. This would fuck me up so bad if I went to sleep studies so that I could get a seat pat machine and they were like, so where was your nightmare? Yeah. On this fucking psycho triangle. That would scare me, man. Yeah.

I wouldn't recommend people to scientists to do that. Well, let's see another dream. Okay. Or nightmare. Rat or mouse running up the leg of my pants. Okay, this is good. This is new. Because this is brand new.

Yeah. Rat or mouse. Strange that you couldn't tell. They have a drastic size difference. They do. Let's see. Well, a wolf. What's the chart back up?

What's the L? What's the L between bear and wolf? A lion, I think? Lion. Let's see. I mean, somewhere between a wolf and a chimp is a rat, right? Mm-hmm. I would say so.

Did you see those on seven... A rat is definitely close to a dog. Do you think a rat would be close to King from Tekken? No. No. I think between... He would be hunted by King from Tekon. Good point.

That's a cat. Or between a chimp and a yellow spotted lizard. Rat. That's good too. Because a yellow spotted lizard is kind of small. Again, if we're going with the original idea, it's more about the vibe that it is the actual biological relation. Yeah.

So I would say in that way it is chimp and lizard. Okay. Yeah. Chimping a YSL. That's a pretty crowded area we got down there. Yeah. Give us an R. Well, look up there.

It's actually not. Oh, yeah. I was wrong. Yeah. Dumbass. Escaped experiment. Nothing is around escaped experiment yet. Where is it?

Escape to experiment? Right there at the top. Oh, E. Yeah. So we're putting a rat. Rat is closer to Komoto Dragon than a two-legged tiger.

or king. Yeah. Interesting. I mean, yeah, it is. As a nightmareologist, this fascinates me. Let's go to the next nightmare.

I spent $500 in a candy store. Car was on fire when I came out, and then the devil started chasing me. Okay, so the devil and gluttony. Yeah. Devil, I think, is the key. Yeah, the nightmare. The devil's a tough one.

I mean, he's so close to chimpanzee. He's like... And two-legged tiger. But he's closer to Jason Voorhees, I think. He's like he's definitely... I think he's in the quadrangle of Jason Vorhe's caveman, xenomorph, and chimp. So you'd say the devil's here. Or is he...

Or actually, is he in the quadrangle of Jason Vorhe's wolfman, John Wayne Gacy, an escaped experiment? I would say, actually, you know what? Hmm. I'm calling... Where's that? Near Rhino? No, near... Just...

I mean, it's not going to look as good as that. Okay. But where are you putting him? I'm putting him by rhino. In between, no, it's supposed to be in between escaped experiment and John Wing-Gacy. Okay. Actually, you know what?

I think it's... Dude, I really feel like King and two-legged tiger is more of the perception he should be in. Oh, you might be right, actually. And a rattlesnake. Yeah, like that's so right here. Yeah. I would put him right next to two-legged tiger.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That looks good to me. And then you erased it. Oh, wow. escape heaven. Huh? He escaped heaven.

And good point. Oh, but was he an experiment? He was. He was an experiment. So is he just escaped experiment? Slash devil? Yeah. E.E.

slash D. EED. Okay. All right. I'll take that. Yeah. That's a good call. Man.

You should be a nightmareologist, but you have to go through a lot of training. Julio, I'd love to take you under my wing as my apprentice. Nightmare. I love to take you out to a dinner. and just kind of whine and die on you and talk about nightmares and what you think that kind of the field is moving towards. Maybe go for dessert.

Yeah, some desert. Michael Jackson, Thriller zombies. Oh. Michael Jackson is a tough villain to plot here. We also have, well, John Wayne Gacy has some children.

Some children involved. Michael Jackson is definitely close to John Wayne Gacy, but he's not fat. Yeah. Yeah. But he's not near the devil. I would say he's right between John Wayne Gacey and the devil. He becomes the wolfman at the end of the thriller video.

Oh, yeah. With his yellow glowing eyes. Can we go between Escape Disperiment Slash the Devil and Wolfman? That's where Michael Jackson goes. I wrote my. M. Y. My. Can we do a separate entry for zombie as well?

Can we put that between JV and E? That's perfect. I think that's exactly where it would go. Yeah. Okay, that's pretty good. Yeah. All right. That's why Michael Jackson and the thrill and zombies go so well together and thriller

because they're so close on the triangle. that's why the music video was so iconic. If you're planning a music video or something, use that, if you're playing a scary music video. You can throw five darts at this thing and just, if you're writing a horror movie too, yeah. I mean, just pick a circle. Pick two and then do a versus.

Yes. I mean, let's write a hippo versus rat. Rat which is yellow spotted litter lizard. Two-legged tiger versus Voldemort. Yeah. That's a good movie. I would love to watch rat versus yellow spotted lizard. I would watch the fuck out of that.

There are so many good movies. I mean, Lion versus rhinoceros would be terrifying. Michael Jackson versus rat. Yeah. But wait, here's my question, though. Caveman versus John Wayne Gasey could be pretty good too. Michael Jackson versus any of these. Yeah.

Michael Jackson versus escaped experiment. There's just killer crock. Michael Jackson versus hippo. Yeah. There are so many of these that would just be nature documentaries. Voldemort versus I mean Voldemore versus Lego Darth Vader.

Louis C.K. versus Michael Jackson. Louis C.K. versus rhinoceros. The movie. Fucking rhinos chasing me. Whoa. I wouldn't watch that. Yeah. Let's see it. I think there's two more nightmares

maybe. My girlfriend dipped plastic bags in the toilet and was flinging toilet water at me with them. Poop girlfriend. Poop girlfriend. PGF. Where the hell does PGF go?

That's hippo side to me. Keep her away from Louis CK. That's all that. Poop. Maybe near Chimp and caveman. Maybe in between. Chimps fling poop. And caveman and

PGF. I think that one's even poop around too. And that also fits in because xenomorphs have acidic blood. They must have some pooping bio toxic blood. Toxic poop.

That's one of my new bands Toxic poop Toxic poop Is that where poop GF goes? Poop girlfriend definitely goes between chimp and caveman I'm just thinking about it Throughout history chimps have Statistically thrown their poop

Okay but I'm realizing that it's not poop It's toilet water It's a toilet water It's a toilet water It's not poop girlfriend I think the implication because it's a nightmare Is that it's dirty toilet water Toilet water bag girlfriend

Okay TG Toilet no TWGF. Toilet water. That win girlfriend. TWBGF. TWBG. The BFG.

Can we plot the BFG really quick? Yeah. BFG would be I mean chimpanzee and rhinoceros. Yeah. Yeah, but those are kind of far apart. I mean, that's kind of where M.J is too.

Well, Gorilla and rhinoceros. Yeah, yeah. Guerrilla and rhinoceros BFG, I think. But anyway, back to TWBGF. Yeah. Sorry. A rattlesnake.

has kind of venom and some snakes spit their venom, which is kind of a liquid biohazard. It's feeling crocodilian to me. Yeah, maybe like over. Toilet water bag girlfriend and an anaconda because it's like toilet water bag girlfriend is closer to killer crock.

I think it is closer to killer. That's a sewer monster. That's a sewer monster. sewer monster. Sewer monster girlfriend. Toilet water bag girlfriend. Toilet water bag girlfriend. toilet water bad girlfriend

versus Michael Jackson the movie that's a good movie that's a really good movie that's a really good movie okay I know what the end game for this is next time we're doing a fucking bracket

a battle bracket a death battle of all of these the nightmare battle it needs to reshuffle the ultimate nightmare we will create the ultimate nightmare we'll see them into a bracket

we'll talk through it like deadliest warrior we're gonna do like four episodes It's not. The nightmare triangle. It's robust. It's robust.

And it's about to get even more robust. Robots. We don't even have a robot on there. Nothing electrical at all. I mean, technically, Darth Vader. Okay, put it with Darth Vader. Yeah, be near. Put it between Dorff and xenomorph.

RB. Robobot. Robobot. Robot. Robotic bot. A robotic bot. I was swimming in shallowish water with my, I was swimming in a shallow. I'm a lowish river with my friends and then a round friendly shape approach from under the water. We all thought it was a manatee, so I went near it.

But it turned out to be a sea lion and it bit into my arm and latched onto me when I woke up. This is so easy. It's between hippo and... Gorilla. No, and lion. Seelion. That's true. It's a large space, but that just is it's directly in the middle of lion and hippo.

A sea lion? Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Okay, so I'm putting it there. Or between sea monster and lion, maybe. No, it's hippo. It's definitely hippo. Yeah, it's a hippo.

Because you still get a little bit of that. There is a stole line there was. Because here's the thing. This sea lion, you have to remember, this is not just an ordinary sea line. It was a shape. Seelian mistaken as manatee. Yeah, yeah, true. So this is a manate-esque sea lion.

Yeah. M-E-S-L. How could you tell just by the shape that it was friendly? Manate-esque sea lion. Yeah, let me write that down, M-E-S-L. Manate-esque sea lion. of a sea lion. Friendly round shape.

A streamlined torpedo shape. Wow. Okay. Thanks. You know, sea lions aren't that scary, right? No, they're kind of goofy.

Yeah. Unless you're latching on. Elephant seals are way crazy. Unless you're buster bluth. That was a seal, wasn't it? A loose seal. Seals are bad.

We'll put that. Oh, yeah. That's outside the triangle, because that's not a nightmare. That's a comedy. Lucille. because she wasn't the family.

She's kind of Voldemortesque. I would say Lucille is between Wait, there's already an L up in the corner That's logic. That's logic.

Logic is outside far Outside nightmare logic. I mean, it doesn't... Logic has no has no place here. I totally agree. I put Lucille

underscores. Yeah. No. The musical artist underscores. Shit. Where would shit? That's Lucille. Shit would have to be

near toilet water bag girlfriend. Shit. Okay. Well, that actually gives us it. Yeah. Oh, Pennywise. Pennywise. That's great for it. That's perfect for Pennywise because Pennywise is Crocadoc in the sewer. Yep. It is going back. You're right. That's literally perfect. Killer crock.

Shit. That's insane how perfect this system is. That actually is where it belongs. The thing is once you set it up, which it takes about two hours. It takes two days. Yeah. It takes two days. You can put anything here and it all makes sense. Every single nightmare creature. What's that? Read. Read. K. Now read it in the mirror. Fuck. Shit and fuck are together. Wow.

Now what is UFO? Kulo. What? We can make you say Kulo. That means butt cheeks. Where would a UFO go? Probably right there. Crocodile?

I think it would go. Komodo Dragon. Voldemort. It definitely would be near xenomorph. Yeah. UFO. And Louis K. Yeah.

UFO there. Okay. Is there one more nightmare? Uh, yes. Millions of dead birds reigned on me from the sky, and several people were nearly crushed by their weight as we struggle to find cover. Millions of dead birds. MODB.

Where you put millions of dead birds on here. Millions of something. It makes me think rats. There's no birds on here. Zombies dead. That's the only dead thing on here. Yeah. And Michael Jackson.

I think MODB is right here. But birds are like dinosaurs, which are like crocodiles. Okay. So then we'll put it in your toilet water back girlfriend. I think it's between rat and toilet water bag girlfriend because rats swarm Yeah that is true Rat's DB rat swarm

And so do yellow spotted lizards I think you guys are They are dead birds So I feel like zombie has to come into play No it's gravity This is crushing weight Oh yeah Yeah it is gravity

It's gravity and rat This is more like a doodle god scenario This is more about what two things On your combined to make this And then you plot it at that that's really what we should be. So I guess that would go actually... I wish that we made a computer program for this.

Yes. This would be really fun. Yeah. If only we were programmers. I know. I'm sure someone who listened to this. I used to be a white hat hacker. Me too.

I think there's exactly one more left. We crossed paths. We did many times. I remember your handle. I can't say it out loud. It's hard to pronounce all numbers and letters. It's really confusing. During a trip to the zoo,

my friend accidentally dropped his baby son into a zoo exhibit. The baby was then swept up by something that could only be described as a blur. It happened so quickly that it was impossible to process what it was.

Something that could only be described as a blur. It was a fucking cheetah in the zoo, dude. Come on. We right the zoo and something fast. Yeah, it was a cheetah. It was a cheetah. It was a cheetah.

It was a cheetah. It was a cheetah. I don't know what happened to him. Best I can do is blur. Yeah. That's the absolute best thing you did. I'm very happy to demystify this dream for you. That was a cheetah.

You were at the zoo. Your friend's baby got bit by a cheetah. Think about what would be... That's what happened. There's nothing besides a cheetah. For my memory, a paragon falcon. Yeah.

I guess. It could be that. That'd be a really strange one to go after a baby. That actually makes a little more sense. I think that that might have been. But those aren't that big. The entire... Oh, I ate blue pay to...

Wait, what is this one? I ate blue plato and scrambled eggs. Disgusting. Okay, so that would be... That's not a nightmare. That's more of us. BPDWSE. What about just FC food choice?

Food. Disgusting food. Disgusting food. That's kind of near T.W. And rat. Yeah, that's directly in the middle because the rat would eat it. True.

The rat would eat disgusting food. And I think that that's everything. Watt would eat disgusting food. Rats would love disgusting. Oh, no. There's one more. It's by crazy. That's escaped experiment.

That is escaped. Well, there's many more. Fuck. This one. is a wolf. That's already on the triangle. There's a... I was on an episode of chop that took place in an advent calendar.

I ended up getting stuck in day 12 and forgotten about until I started to death because I ate all the chop food while I was having the nightmare. I was sleepwalking yelling, I'm going to get chopped. I was 12. My dad said he would take me to take away my new FIFA game. You can't get punished for sleepwalking.

Yeah. Can I say that? You should not be punished for sleepwalking. I think that's a, that's a very noble stance. I'm glad to hear somebody take it in this fucking god for sake. The villain of this night there, as a sleepwalker. Yeah. Thank you for protecting my rights.

You said Big Lurch did that because he was sleepwalking. Isn't that what happened? This, uh, I thought he was sleepwalking. This is somewhere between disgusting food and cycle, uh, clock. This is a cycling clock. This is a dad. Dad is definitely the villain here. Yeah.

And dad is between rat and disgusting food. You think so? No. No, dads don't go. Dads don't go. Dad's honestly. Dad is kind of like a too. like a tiger to be real. Can I stand up for dad? Yeah. Dad's above bear. I was going to say dad is between

a bear and a gorilla. Yeah, that's good too. But he, I mean, he's not on here is the point. Dad's above bear. He's above bear. Dad's can be danger. Yeah. Very, very seldomly, though. Dad's usually active out of valor with valor. Let's say bear is here. But dad is at the top. No, we can't change. No, we can't change the whole fucking triangle. I would say, I might as well put bear under bear. Yeah. Let's put dad. Yeah, let's put bear too. Well, because I'm also assuming that the bear at the very top is a brown bear. Yeah.

And this is a black bear. Yeah. Bear. Black bear was the bear in my dream last night. Oh, wow. Two of them. I think that's all of them. That's like one brown bear.

It's like that's. There's even, uh, wait, where did we map Jake Jillenhall on the map? Uh, he's, he's an escaped crazy. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But he kind of guerrilla-esque. Yeah. Jake Jillenhall.

J.G. What about, what about liars? Where do liars go? What is that? Lions. I think that's lions. Lyons. No, that's what you said, right?

Lires. Liars. Lieres. Like a lions made? No, no, no. So that's another animal. Well, folks, we've added so much more to Fedder's nightmare triangle. We're ending it?

Is it time to go? Sure. I mean, I figured it was. I'm definitely sick of the nightmare triangle. I'm going to be honest. You're sick of it. I'm sick of it because it's making. me worried that I'm going to have a combination dream tonight.

Really? What would your combination dream be? What's this? Okay. Let's go through right now and pick what our scariest combination nightmare dream would be. How many do we get to combine? As many as you need. I would say a rat mixed with, actually no, I like rats. A rat mixed with something. I would say my scariest nightmare dream is John Wayne Gacy chases me into the din of a hippopotamus. Wow. That's scary.

That's scary. Now, I'm going to say it was going to be crazy. Probably I forgot that she said shit. Yeah. It, Pennywise, combined with the strength of a gorilla and a rhino

and a bear and a wolf and a lion. So that would be... I'm going to do a robot based on the track. I'm going to take a swerve here. Okay. Dominant part. Disgusting food. Everything else on here is being served to me as food.

Ingredients. As ingredients. Toilet water back girlfriend being served to you. You have to eat your toilet water bag girlfriend. You're going to eat Michael Jackson. It's disgusting. Yes. I mean, that's certainly a nightmare.

Yeah. Because you could get Kuru. You could get almost anything from him. Well, we don't know what part of him you're eating. Michael Jackson's brain. Don't you just get Kuru from the brain? probably. You're eating Michael Jackson's brain and getting

Kuru. Yeah, is Kuru-Preon disease? I think it is. Yeah. But I don't think it's safe to eat Michael Jackson's flesh regardless of what part it came from. No, it's completely saturated with drugs.

It's been decomposed by now. They may have preserved him. You think they pickled Michael Jackson? They may well have. You think that Conrad Murray pickled Michael Jackson. I don't know who did it. I'm not going to point fingers or name names.

Well, where do we put Conrad Murray on here? No, to be honest, I don't know who that is. That's the doctor who killed him. You guys stay up. I would put Conrad Murray between, I mean, he's got to be near Michael Jackson. I'd say keep him away. Yeah, keep away from, put him like down here. Keep that motherfucker away from MJ.

Put a fence around him. Yeah, put a fence around Conrad Murray so that he's nowhere near him. Yeah, wow, he's the only guy who gets the respect. What does that say, man? Conrad. Conrad Murray. Well, let's map Conrad Murray. Conrad Mummy is going between Conrad Murray.

He's already on there. C.M. Yeah. All right. Well, that was Fetters Nightmare Triangle, guys. If you're an aspiring horror writer out there, study up. Study the fuck up. Yes, the future kings.

Yes. The princess. Let's get a zoom in on this triangle for the listeners at home. Zoom in. There we go. And there you have it. And there you have it. Feders Nightmare Triangle.

The two part episode. Two-parter, man. What a whirlwind this was. Oh, yeah. Chunks is screening at ERF. I don't know if it's called ERF or Earth, guys. But we're doing something. Talk back.

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1,200? Something's wrong with me today. That tofu skin took me out, I think. I can't be eating skin. I'm so hungry. Even though I ate Chipotle yesterday, should I get a dinner out? No. What would you get?

I don't know. I don't even know what I would get. What time is? Oh. Is it too late to Chipotle? I'm not going to Chipotle. Justin Bieber's on. Is it too late now for Chipotle?

Yes. Imagine that in fucking 2014. In an ad? In a Chipotle ad? Or a Viner? A Viner coming up with that? A Viner. Holy fuck.

If I had made that video on Vine in 2014, I would be washed up right now. Do you think so? I would be washed up right now. Do you think that would have seen success? Yeah. Is it too late now to Chipotle? Is it too late?

now for Chapo. You'd be accused by now. Acused? That would be, those, you'd be accused. That is the arc for most of those. Yeah, true. Chipotle, funny as mine, accused. No, I think I'd have a big Nick turn.

Nah, hell no. Do you remember Big Nick? My wife's calling me. Look up a picture of Big Nick Kaswani and see what I would look like. Bye. I'm a pussy. This just reminded me of my dream I had last night. What was it?

I dreamed. I've told you guys about the type of dreams I have before. Yes. They're dark. I dreamed last night and I was having a dream where I could fly. And I was flying around and it was so fun. I was like flying around, flying, flying. And I swear to fucking God in the dream, I swooped down to the ground and a bear fucking attacks.

You can do whatever you're like literally having whatever you could, whatever you can imagine. It was literally like a lucid flight drink. And I got attacked by a bear. You're like, oh my God, flight is so. Dude. And then I got away from it and I was able to keep flying after. that, but there was a short interlude. Dude, that's...

You're literally... No, because your brain is like, this is like... This is too fun. This is too fun. I have to... There needs to be like, like a little bit of medicine

with the sugar. Yeah, exactly. Stay away from bears. That's what your dreams have been telling you for a long time, it seems like.