Podcast About List - Ep. #405 - Dr Skeleton and Mr Skin want something from me

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

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So am I allowed to see it? You're allowed to see it. Digger? Yeah. No one's stopping anyone from seeing it. You can go see it. Except for the movie kind of looking terrible and sucking. I prefer to check in with you about whether or not I want to see movies.

Here's what I'll say about it. I felt so upset that I went to see it. Yeah. I was like, Jesus. I walked out Matt. I was like, I can't believe I fucking went to the theater. Well, dude. And sat.

It's two hours long. It feels like it's four hours long. It's so boring. That guy directed Birdman, which also feels the longest fuck. Which sucks. And I saw Primetime this weekend. Movie of the year. Motie.

Huh? Motie. Movie of the year. Movie of the year. I'm, I fully agree with that. I walked out of that one also thinking. That one of the year.

I was going to see it yesterday, but I felt too sunburned so I didn't go. Everybody firing on all cylinders. Oh my God. Creed? Yes. Jonathan Lipnicki. Many incredible, incredible small roles appearing. Bo.

team woodbine is great so good fucking merit weaver everybody you just got to give it up for it's one of those movies where everybody who's in it is doing oh my god i'd seen it last night after like a fucking dick you yeah you could have joined you with us and listed at the whole beginning bribingers is great in it put down the damn guitar getting another movie this would be the entire beginning of the fucking episode oh i guess it is but i'd be able to i'm just listening phoebe here why don't you just try some guitar prime time i'm it i will be watching i will be watching it. Yes. Okay, great. Maybe I'll go see it tonight. By myself, my wife's out of town. Go to the movies by myself. Oh, I think Shai's seeing it with his girlfriend, actually.

Shy was just here and shy dropped off two paintings for the office. Yeah, the dogs playing poker. And also playing pool. And he said he was going to go see it at, oh, well, you can't go see it because it says like 655. I like you're screwed, man. Yeah. My life sucks. Yeah, you're like, I didn't never, you'll never see it. Watch bad lieutenant portal call in the Oh, it's so fucking good. Have you watched the original bad lieutenant, though? Both of them are so good. I have to say this is my thing.

I like Porticole, New Orleans, but the first one is like 20 times better. It's so different. I know. I know it's one of those things where it sucks so bad because nobody wanted it to be called. Like, Burger Herzog also was like, why did you call this this? It was a producer who just owned the rights for the old one. It was like, we're just going to put, we're just going to call it that. Was it supposed to be called?

had not even seen port of call i forget what the other like but it would they just were like yeah we're just going to add that to the you know what i would have called it's awesome though it's so awesome i would have called that funny lizard scene yeah dude all that would just be a good name for once all the like random little shots of crocodiles and stuff that are like done with some digital handicam is so cool yeah he's awesome yeah the flooded prison is so sick in the beginning oh yeah yeah it's like a weird like throwaway set piece is yeah did you have you like seen the well have you seen the youtube shorts about this. No. How they did that, they had to use like, uh, hundreds of gallons of decaf coffee because

at first they tried to put like, they wanted it to be brown like flood water. So they tried to put like paint in, but it was like, oh, it's like toxic and like the person has to be in the water. And he had to learn from that mistake. And then they were like, and then they were like, oh, let's use coffee. But it was like there, it's like a long ass like shoot. So if this person's in the water, their skin will absorb the coffee and they'll have a heart attack from like floating in coffee for too long. So they had to get decaf coffee. Dude, to make the water. He's up with Werner Herzog in like every movie submerging somebody and almost

killing them. And animal dies or so or he pulls a gun on somebody. The guy's crazy. He's trying to find reality. And reality ain't always normal. I agree. What's that? Is it a gear? A gear wrath of God is the...

He pulled the gun on the motherfucker. On Klaus Kinski. But that's the, I've never seen, Fritz Caraldo is the movie. Yeah. I've never seen the movie, but I've seen Agir and that is such an awesome. Like, two guys, two guys, the whole movie just being like, fuck you.

No, fuck you. His no sparratu is so good also. Oh, yeah. And he's awesome. And he's funny on fucking, uh, comedy ban. Comedy Ben, N. Comedy Ben,

S&L. It's funny, man. You didn't really, I didn't realize he had chops like that. S&L. He's funny. He's funny and, uh, he's got a lot of camey as a new. He has a new, uh, he has his new, um, non-documentary movie is coming out. Oh, yeah, with Rooney.

Yeah, with the Maras. He got both Maras? He's called fucking bastard. Why? That's the name of the movie. Bad names for movies are sitting in the air these days. Digger. Digger.

Digger. You know what the... Verity. Verity. Oh, it's called Baird. You said very. Yeah. Joe called it very earlier.

The original title for Digger was supposed to be blah, blah, blah. And then there was a thing where he said, I changed it to Digger because blah, blah, blah, was too long and confusing. Yeah. I disagree. I disagree. It's three syllables. Well, there's one scene in the movie

where multiple people say blah, blah, blah. Really? Sounds like for you, the entire thing was people saying blah, blah, yeah. I mean,

I can't emphasize enough it was people saying, God, what an awful fucking... Here, I'll tell you, here's my experience. Here's,

this is, I think, a good, like, nutshell of it. So there's a big twist about it that I won't spoil that, like, is like something that's about about the movie

that's a big thing that's not in the marketing at all. Yeah. And I like... It's not a musical? No, It's not a musical. And in fact, here's something crazy.

All the scenes in the trailer that make it look like a musical are not in the movie at all. Whoa. Interesting. It's only for the trailer. So strange. But there's a big twist in it. And I like got like semi-spoiled on the twist. And like somebody was like, this twist takes place like this twist happens like three scenes into the movie.

So it's like not at the end. And I was like, oh, okay. Like it's going to happen like five minutes in. I don't care that I got semi-spoiled. It does happen three scenes into the movie. And that's about 40 minutes into the movie. Yeah, that's really Yeah, that sounds cool to me though

I mean, I'd probably enjoy this movie But I'm sure it's not funny It's really I found it so insanely boring Yeah And just like Even with TC and JG TC is doing a great job

Yeah And TC's the man What's his name? Riz Ahmed is also Yeah, he's so good And everyone is doing A pretty good job But I rewatch Nightcrawler

Yeah he's great at that Oh my fucking God Dude, what a good movie It just is in service of complete dreck. Some diarrhea. Some diarrhea in my opinion. But this is the, I think this is the craziest Tom Cruise

besides Tropic Thunder. This is the craziest he'll go. Is a movie like that now? Here's the thing. I want to see him get freakyer and freakyer. It's not even that crazy. And I think that, I saw somebody say this and I totally agree that I think the, like, makeup and, like, fat suit and stuff

is completely... Misused? Well, it's just, like, point. Like, yeah. Tom Cruise is the same age is the guy he's supposed to be playing. But come on. He looks 10. He got no thing. He's doing a really good job.

I'm not trying to say anything bad about him, but it would have been even cooler if he was actually just doing that shit instead of just. This is what he would look like. Tom Cruise and Digger is what he would look like if he never got got by Scientology. Yeah, that is kind of true. That's like if Scientology never, never did anything to him. If he ages, a normal guy. If he ages as a normal guy, if his Thayton's were not removed,

Yeah. This is what he would look like. But look what happens when you get your thing. You interview is like the only interview is done. He just says like nonsense. And he's being like, yeah, like, what are you talking about? No. I don't understand the question. He's like, why don't you do interviews? And he immediately is like, I've been to all these places.

Nepal, Abu Dhabi. That was for a little bit. And I've been to France too. And it's just so amazing to meet different people. And at the end of the day, lunch is the best meal you can have. You know, my favorite recent. I'm sure everyone saw this, but the recent Tom Cruise video

where Tom Cruise notices your rare imputation. You see this one? This is the funniest video ever. He's like, oh, how did you lose your arm? No, no, no. It's way better than that. He doesn't say that at all.

What is he said? It's a real, it's somebody has, as their leg is amputated, he walks over to them and he's like, hello, oh. And then he goes like this. This is exactly what I see. He goes, oh, you have.

Oh, fantastic. Oh, fantastic. It starts shaking your hand. Fantastic. Fantastic. And then, like, she says something. And then he goes, that's it. That's it.

Exactly. Exactly. I am so thrilled to be meeting you. He's just amazing. Oh, you have. Oh, you have. Fantastic. Oh, fantastic.

That's great. Yeah. Fantastic. That is a good, I mean, that's psychotic. It's like a funny. A true lunatic. And every story anybody has about working with him is like, he's literally like psychotically nice.

Yeah. He's never had problems. Which I mean, I mean, yeah, that means he's hiding something. But that, that's not. The specific video is so funny because it's the cracks showing of like what the fuck is going on. That's what you get when you worship a comic book.

Like every day is just fucking amazing to you. To say oh fantastic at all in your life, let alone because you notice someone is missing a leg. He's so awesome. He probably thought she like went off a cliff in a motorcycle or something. I can't ever. Yeah, no, in his mind, in his mind, the only way that you get amputated,

like the only way you get an amputated, like the only way you get an amputation is like doing a stunt. Yeah, exactly. She did a stunt and was. Oh, fantastic. Oh, wow. Exactly. That's it. That's it. Yeah, he's awesome, man. I don't like that it's a rare amputation on the caption. That's not that rare.

That's pretty common amputation around. Such a good captain. What would be a rare? Yeah, what is a rare amputation? Let me drop a truth bomb on you. Most are rare. Yeah. I mean, Ebert had a rare one.

Yeah. Jaw bone. Jaw bone. Is it an amputation if it's your bone, though? No. It's a boneologist. Bonology. Yeah.

Do a bone or removal. Deboning. Deboning. Deboning. Yeah. What if you got to the amputation doctor and he was a fucking skeleton and he was like, yeah, I'm just going to take off all your skin and muscle. Oh, like he wants it for himself? No.

I mean, I'd leave your organs, but I'm going to take all your skin and muscle. Yeah, but that holds the stuff in. What if he points to a bunch of, there's like on the. wall, there's a bunch of like amazing articles about this is the greatest doctor on earth. Trust everything he says. Like they have his little frame. He's a skeleton. You know, like when you go to a five guys and it has all the reviews.

I know, but here's the same. Can I say the same? And this actually is really relevant to the five guys thing. The reason you shouldn't trust that is because you, it's not like you've been walking around and seeing those around town. Yeah. If he was really the best doctor in the world, I would have already heard of him before I walked in and he was a skeleton.

Dr. Bones. Instead of just having his five guys style. What if you see pictures? You never go to the town message board and there's an article about five guys. What if you see pictures of him with celebrities? My town there was. There wasn't. There's a lot in my town.

You didn't even have a message board. We had a message board in the middle of Londonderry, New Hampshire. We had a message board. And it said McDonald's is still here. Five guys are still here. Cracker Barrel is still here. But that is shaky. Okay.

Pretty soon. Confused. That we will also have a Burlington. This is the only thing on the first. the message board that it would say. I've lost your plot. I have two. I've just, I've been drinking. I've had so much green tea today. Y'all, I'm

switching from coffee to green tea. No more cold bruise. You're not a caught. Oh, I don't even think of you as a coffee. I know. I've been drinking cold bruise. Yeah, I guess that is true. I've been finding them half empty in the fridge. Yes, yes, because I only I only drink half of one and then I save the next half for the

next day. Okay. How about this hypothetical? There's a guy who's like, really deflated style just skin. And he's like, we're going to have to take all your bones out of their poison. That's a... That guy.

But which one was your second opinion? Who is going to have to go through a more rigorous sort of verifying process? The guy who's just amazing above bones or Mr. Skin. When I say Mr. Skin, don't get any ideas about

Mr. Skin being that, though. That's the guy. He's like a fruit roll-up or whatever. He's not even a doctor. He's Mr. Skin. He doesn't have a doctor. He's not a doctor. What if he says? I'm Mr.

I'm Mr. I want to take all your bones. By the way, Mr. Skin and you're asking for all my bones. I'm saying hell no. Doctor Skin though. At the very least doctor's skin. Doctor Skin, I'm like, all right. Well, what are your qualification?

Mr. Skin, I would definitely trust Dr. Skeleton over Mr. Skin already has his reputation. He has a reputation. He has a reputation that precedes him, bro. He's got a website full of news. nude women. No men on that. That's Mrs. Skin. I think there's nude guys on there. That's Mrs. Skin. There's a Mrs. Skin. Why not? Why did they have to make Mr. Skin

heterosexual? Why couldn't it be bisexual? Why could not that website not have been bisexual? It's a really good point. Or just like his skin? I'm surprised it hasn't been updated to skin.com. Yeah. Yeah. No, I like the idea of it being Mr. Skin and it's a bisexual guy that tracks all nudity in movies. It's true. You just wanted to be a guy. You just want to eliminate Mrs. Skin. Trans male.

Okay. Okay. So that's interesting. Yeah, sure. It adds a little bit of interestingness to it. It's more intriguing, but still you're a pig.

Still. You still shouldn't be on this website. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going on Mr. Steve. Yeah, you are. You're finding old old stuff.

Yeah, I'm going on there. I'm looking up Mr. Skin prior to 1930. Yeah. Finding black and white. There is a lot of porn from back then. Yeah. From black and white.

From black and white days. From black and white. Yeah. It's a lot of fucking porn. I'm looking up Buster Keating and penis. silent fucking porn i'm on mrs skin looking up bust a keaton penis i uh i've been in such a bad mood today and i've been on i said telling you guys i could tell you were in a bad

arguing with uh why how because you didn't answer my question you answered my question in such a flippant way earlier you want okay you want to get into this yeah we're bringing it back okay ask the question i'll stop my story ask the question the question was i texted camera in the middle of the day probably while he was arguing with fans of the movie digger And I said, Cameron, do you think that the song would be different? Weed as teenage dirtbag. Do you think it would be different if she said when it's the girl singing? By the way, that's the guy singing.

He's just doing a high pitch voice. No, I know, but I'm talking about the narrative of the song. The narrative of the song and the narrative she walks up to him. I just like, because, dude, that might be a different song if it was a girl singing it. Yeah. Based on your very own assertion. Okay. well, what if this part where the girl comes up to him at prom, like in the music video,

instead of saying Iron Maiden, she says, I've two tickets to Tiny and the Shrinkies. Yeah. So she also doesn't say Baby in this. I got two tickets to Tiny and Shrinky. So she doesn't call him Baby either. No. Okay. And then what's the question part of this?

So it's, okay. All you've said so far is if this has happened. Would the song be different? My answer? I don't know. Okay. The most honest answer. It would be different. It would be a different thing.

And Patrick was arguing right before we started recording that this would be, quote, an entirely different song. It would be an entirely different with one line changed entirely different. Entirely different in the actual. He doesn't like Tiny. Okay. He's talking about I'm just a teenager. Listen to Iron Maiden Baby. And I don't know where this girl walks up and she says, do you want to come see Tiny and the Shrine?

The message of the song is different. Because now it becomes instead of her turning into something he likes. No, because right after that, she still says, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you. But now you're, now in the video, Jason Biggs is like, what the fuck is this? He's like, who the fuck is this big? In the shrinkies? I still don't, I still think that this is, it's basically inconclusive whether this would be a different song or not. I think it would be.

Well, we, I mean, how is it, how could it be inconclusive? Because I, what makes a song different? What if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, knowing and if this is true or not. Okay. me. I don't care. You're on touch tunes. What if, okay, let me, no, no, no. If the song, if she says, I've got two tickets to iron mating, baby, to add a G to the end of iron mated. That'd be a different song. That's a different song. What about this? I got two tickets to Byron mating.

What if I'm singing it? That's a different song. What if the singer is singing it on stage at a live concert and the singer accidentally says iron mating? Different song. And you can't even tell. Different song. What if there's a different song. So you would be on the set. Let's, it wouldn't say teenage dirtbag. It would say, it would say, different version. What about this?

And here we get to the core of it, different version of the song. Teenage dirtbag, Teenage dirtbag, parentheses, Iron mating. Iron mating remix. Yeah.

What if, is a remix the same song? Again, I don't know. I think it's, I think it could go either way. I don't think so because I think that's, I think a remix is probably less of the same song

than changing one, changing a couple words. in the song. Now that we're talking about this, let's just do a whole album of just different versions of the, like, Iron Mating, Byron mating, Tiny and the Shrinkies. The one thing you were about to say is different

versions of the same song. No. Which is exactly my point. That's literally what you stopped saying? So remixes, remixes. Different versions of what? What if there was an inaudible remix album? Inaudible dog whistle throughout the entire song that is not audible to the human error. Okay. All right, one step further. What if you went back

in time to the day that they recorded? that song. But he sat in the booth and during the song you went. Oh yeah. Is it a different song if it's on MP3 versus Flack? No, but that's not the question. But it sounds different. Same as the dog whistle question.

No, because the dog whistle is an instrument. Okay, what about a dog barking, but it's not miced up so you can't hear it. But it's in the room. It's in the room? For that recording of the song? Is there spill? What about, okay, what about if they released, uh, they, they, when they recorded that song they recorded it back to back

directly. Exactly the same, but it was, they recorded it twice. I just wanted to know what you thought of Tiny and the Shrinkies. What if it had a little Wayne lighter spark at the beginning of it? That's a different song. It's a different song. It's a different song. It's a different song. It's called a remix. A remix is different version. That's called a remix when you put a lighter

click at the start of the song. It's a remix. When you press and play on the song, it just goes like, remix different. Yeah, I don't know it's a remix. It's a remix. I just don't understand. It's a remix. I mean, truthfully, it feels so stupid to argue about because, again, my answer is just, I don't know. Maybe it is different. You seem to have an opinion that you are afraid to admit, which is that you don't think it's a different song.

I don't think it's an entirely different song. Okay. So you agree with yourself. I think that. Oh, so you agree with yourself. I don't even know what I think. I mean, the truth is I could probably be persuaded that it was a different song. So that's what we're trying to do here.

Yeah. It's a different song completely because the band is different. You see it. When is the band different? Tiny and the Shrinkies is different than Iron Maiden. Oh, I thought you meant the band playing the song. No. Weedis.

Weedis. Weedis would be different if they were into Tiny and the Shrinkies. So if somebody sang. Or no, if a girlfriend, the girlfriend was into Tiny and the Shrinkies. She's not his girlfriend. She becomes his girlfriend at the end of the song.

They don't say that. So somebody goes up and sings teenage dirtbag at karaoke. And they say Tiny in the Shrinkies. No, they sing it perfectly. Beautifully. And they come off stage. about himself. They come off stage. I know I am. They come off stage and you say, hey, what song was that? You say, it's an original song. They say,

teenage, teenage dirtbag, you don't know teenage dirtbag? You're like, no, I know teenage dirtbag. That's a different song that you just said. I think that's honestly valid. Yeah. Do you think, well, that also could be like the most incredible compliment of all time of someone's like, yeah, that's true. But it could also be your own. It could be really mean. That means you made that your own. Let's go try it. Let's try it on Sunday. We'll go to karaoke karaoke. My friend hosts. And then we'll...

Dude, I'm done with... I'm honestly kind of done with big room karaoke. Okay. I went... Me and my wife went and did two-person karaoke at the KTV place the other day. Yeah. And they have a thing where it's like, it's only like 15 bucks, but they price in the cost of $75 worth of drinks for an hour.

Those are the only way they'd let us do it. So I drank four cocktails in one hour and I got ordered four things called the Purple motherfucker. and they were not good. So, Thanos drink them. Yeah. You drink a Thanos drink.

Well, he's a purple daughter killer. Yeah. Whoa. Instead of a motherfucker. Spoiler alert. Yeah. Don't spoil.

The movie's been out. The story happened in real life. You can't. The story has not happened yet. Those take place in the future. Uh, the near future. As far as I'm aware.

How far in the future? I think that, like, I think it's a really slight, I think, I think everything was supposed to take place at, like, at the same time as real life.

And then when they did the snap, they switched, they skipped forward. So I think now all the Marvel stuff is five years ahead. So we've already passed that movie then. But I know, but I think every, like, now everything that comes out is like, do you know what I mean? Like, I think everything that came out was set in its year. That's tough. Yeah. Because now they're going to have to invent new technology and decide what happens to politicians.

I think I'm making that up. Oh, okay. Are you guys going to see James Day? Okay. Similar than that. See, the whole difference conversation has been mixed up. Yeah, I did scramble my brain a little. What'd you say?

Are you going to see Doomsday when it comes out? They're still making those movies, actually. They have brought Robert Downey Jr. back as Dr. Doom. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. I saw that video of him at Comic Con or some shit. And he goes like, it's me. It's like, we've already had you for 20 years.

You've already had you hire a different actor for Dr. You literally were filming Ironman 3 in Wilmington, North Carolina, near restaurants I've been to. You're old news. I don't care about you anymore. Yeah, he's old. Yeah. Period.

You went to Wilmy Wood, bro. He went to Wilmy Wood and he didn't check in. He was filming on Cape Fear River when I was about 14 years old. You have been put on notice. You should have checked in with... How old were you? Iron Man 3. 14?

14. 14 should have checked in with 14-year-old Caleb Pitts. I'm guessing that was like 2011. Yeah. Caleb Pitts and Noah McGee. Maybe I have no idea. You have to either apologize to them or let them have them. have roles in the War of a movie.

They added to the Wilmington, North Carolina Wikipedia page that there's been a recent uptick in gang violence in North Carolina. So just now? Oh, snap. They've had, yeah. So that's, you check the page? I checked the page the other day. But you also checked it to know the difference.

Well, I just, the gang violence portion. I guess I don't know that they changed it recently, but it's something that I've looked at that Wikipedia many times before. Because I'm always trying to remember who's from my hometown. Yes. Because I only, I only remember Michael Jordan, obviously. But there's like little weird ones in there too that I'm weird.

Do you think it would be bad or good for a town if you added a section about gang violence to their Wikipedia? It's like a small town, like my hometown. Yeah. You add like basically that copy and pasting the like the gang activity thing. Okay. From a city that like has a thing about it. From gangisville. Gangisville.

Yeah. Yeah. And you copy and paste that into their Wikipedia. And then it says this town has little to no gang violence. violence, but there could be one, there could be some soon. Do you think that would be good or bad for the town? This is another great hypothetical. This is a question that I, again, don't understand.

If you added, if you copy and paste it from a dangerous city and then replaced all of the actual words. He gets it to say, there is little to no gang violence in this town. No. On the, the, on the small town. So what is the new town? What is the copy and pasteing have to do it? I'm just saying that's how I would do it. Yeah.

Because I don't know how to use what a paste on the text and then delete it all. Yeah. There is no gang violence. know how to do the formatting on Wikipedia. It's hard. So you just copy the block. So it has the drop down. Yeah, yeah.

So it has the drop down. And you click it and it's like there's little to know gang activity in this town. So the copy and pasting doesn't really come into this question. I mean, that doesn't really matter. I'm just saying that's how I would do it. Okay. That was another kind of wild goose question. Yeah.

Sorry. Well, but the question still stands. Would that be good or bad for a town? I would say that'd be good. I'm going to lock in with my same answer. You don't know. I don't know. So here I am.

I don't think it would make any difference. I don't think they... I think they would leave it up if it's a small enough town that nobody's checking the page. But when you... I think it would make a difference because you click...

Let's do it. Let's do it to the... Let's do it to London Derry, New Hampshire. We need to add a subheading that is gang activity. Because if you click on a Wikipedia page for a town and you see that there even is a subheading for gang activity, you assume there's something there. But are you checking the Wikipedia page for towns before you go there?

I do that every time. I've never done that. I think people do it as they move it. Yeah. If they move it. move it their whole life up. If they move it. If they move in.

Some people do that. I might just say move in. Yeah, no, I knew. Yeah. But just it's funny. Yeah.

I think it was still wouldn't make, I mean, what are you going to do about it? I mean, I would just love to have a drop-down thing in my hometown. It just says gang activity. Little to none, but there will be a gang soon.

Well, but do you, oh, and then you do like a, like a, what do you call it? A tag or whatever at the end? That's like the killas.

Yeah. There will be one soon. Not to be confused with Derry, New Hampshire, buddy. The second episode in a row that we're editing Wikipedia. We're going to get banned, dude. Yeah. Well, the internet's changing. Let's see how long a page this is. Yeah, it's not a very long page.

This is a very long page. This is a very long page for... Well, because it was actually one of the first potatoes in the... Notable people. ...put their aunt. Ant? As my middle school friend's uncle. Really?

Yeah. Al Baldassarro, classic. piece of shit Republican representative Ryan Griffin there's a oh Brian Wilson the pitcher for the giants

he does not like to associate with the town at all Why? I don't know Sam Taggart Sam Taggart from Stradio Lab I didn't know he was from your home time I didn't know he's that old

Yeah Sam you're up there in age William Stark classic New Hampshire General. Iron Man. Iron Man's dad maybe or maybe his grandpa. Yeah. You ever know, actually. Not a lot of, I'm not even on there.

It's mostly Congress. I'm not even on there and Ocean Born Mary is. Yeah. The fuck is Ocean Born Mary. Subject of a local what? Wait, scroll down. What does that say? Oh, wait, you're adding.

No, I don't have a page so it wouldn't even be allowed on there. I really want to just learn about Ocean Born Mary a little bit more. Subject of a local ghost legend. yeah she deserves she deserves it be on there it's a ghost yeah holy shit that's our town ghost I guess wow god that's fucking scary I didn't know you had your own town ghost

I didn't either oh she just grew up there nothing she didn't even haunted I mean that's most of the stuff most of the people from my hometown is like yeah they grew up here they didn't like it that much and they left well it's small dude there's not a lot to live about it

yeah that's true one one girl I went to high school with was on a Netflix show dude yeah that was our biggest celeb for a little bit what show um it's like a movie that's a movie though that's a show yeah it's different yeah she dated the guy cooler she did the guy from that show

ant farm the little boy his name is jake bogg or something he's dating a little boy she's dating a little boy come on your platform and say this girl no no no this girl i went to high school with is dating a little boy you shan't say that when he was once a little boy Yeah, no shit. We all was.

I used to do a podcast with little boys formerly. Yeah. You used to do a podcast with little boys. Or I do a podcast with former little boys. That's what I could say. Four more little boys? No, but I would. That sounds like a raucous good time.

Yeah. Four more. You wait. Four more little boys. It would be a good time if you did a podcast with four more little boys. Like another podcast where it's me and four little kids. No, a podcast with four more little boys. So it's four and then four more.

Oh shit. That'd be so many. That's not a good podcast. I'd have to write the whole time like, Aaron, drop it. No, no, talking to the microphone. Okay, guys, what movies we see this week? Yeah. That would not be very good.

Spider-Man? Oh, that's great. Oh, great. You saw Spider-Man again. Talked Spider-Man. Oh, that's great. Oh, great. You saw fucking Spider-Man again. You'd be cussing at them?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I've got to keep my whole persona. Oh, my God. I sort of have a cussing style. And it's called How to Be Bad. That's the podcast. How to be a bad boy. And I'm teaching kids, teaching kids

to flip off. Don't do a podcast with eight little boys called How to Be a Bad Boy. Don't do that. Yeah, that's a good point. Don't do that. How to be a piece of shit. Better. With eight kids and me. And every week, it's me just going like, all right, so you know when your mom tells you to do your chores,

say, fuck you. What about it's actually, it's a podcast and it's called four more little boys in every episode you add four more little boys. It starts zero. I think you. I think we should keep it with former. And then every, every week, four more

are added. I feel like I'd hit a, there'd be a booking issue pretty soon. Yeah. That's like the whole thing about, well, you can let the producer handle that. That's like it's it's going to take a while to get out of hand. It's not like it's doubling or anything. Oh, okay. It ain't a little boy. It's not a grain of rice. Yeah,

okay. Yeah. It's just four more. It's just four more. Yeah. Well, what? I'm going to, what can it hurt? It's only four more. It's only four more little boys. Come on. Let's do another. Parents are angry. Oh, come on. Come on. Hey. What's four more little boys?

What's that going to hurt? I mean, honestly, it would be more dynamic because you could get kids from all different cultures and backgrounds. Yeah. And that's, you'd run out, though. That would be amazing exchange. You wouldn't run out. There's so many kids. How many different, okay. There's probably 400 million little boys in the world. How many people like would you have to have on a podcast, right? And there's always more coming. Yeah. Yeah. But you can do 100 million. Each have different

ethnic and cultural backgrounds. How many people would you have to have on? How many people? Let me demystify the question here. How many ethnic backgrounds are there? Is your question? Yes. Depends on how serious you're taking it.

Going to throw in my third. I don't know. I'm going to wait for a guess. I'm going to have some braveness. Julio, show me. Show me 75. Watch this. How many ethnic backgrounds are there?

Just type the number 75 into notepad. No, don't show me it in that way. Show him the truth. Have you guys never seen Family Feud? Yeah. It's the most hilarious shit ever. Whoa. Roughly 17,500.

What am I seeing in the middle there? A seven and a five. Lucky guess. That's pretty close. That's pretty close. Yeah. Well, thank you to the Joshua Project for that. That statistic.

The Joshua project. I don't trust Joshua. Me either. Why is he cataloging? How many ethnicities there are. 17,498. Yeah. Or he's really,

he's a great, another one. Add another tally to my wall. That's a bad one. If you, he's in a room with just different. That's a really bad one. If you started it thinking there was 75 and you're like, well,

I'll just go with the tally system. Yeah. And then you're 17,000 in. Joshua, a new reports come in. Joshua, new reports come in. A new ethnicity's been discovered.

God. Damn it. Yeah. Is it more racist to be. like to be like to like the guy who's like there's only 75. Oh me? Like like yeah is that more racist to or be like to like really hone in and be like there's 17,000? Because I said there's only 75. I'm going to say that guy is not racist at all. No, I don't even mean you. But do you know, I don't know how to get this question across, I guess. A guy who's saying there's a smaller number. I got the guy who's

tallying and then he just like stops. He's like, yeah, yeah, there's 75. They're like, I'm going to group you guys together. I'm going to group you guys. Or versus the guy. Okay, if there's actually 17,000 versus the guy who's like, there's 80,000. Oh, man, that is tough. Which is worse. It's very difference. Two very extremely different kinds of guys. I think it's, I think 80,000 you can at least be like, oh, I was estimating. But seven, either of them are estimating. Oh, no, it's like, they both have different systems to, they both have perfect data. I think it's the 80,000 guy is more, yeah, because then he's, like,

picking out differences like, like, like, like, like under a magnifying glass. That's true, but I'm imagining some of the group. that the 75 guy might make. Yeah. Well, the 75 guys... 75 is honestly, I mean, again, because I said it, pretty good guess. It's a fine guess.

Hey, I mean, I have, yeah, I have... 75, you're grouping some people together. The real answer, which I'm not sure if it is even a real answer. Well, the Joshua Projects figured it. It makes it feel... I think about it a little more and I'm like, yeah, I guess that actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah.

That there's would be 17,000. 75, you're grouping people together that it's like, dude whoa you're grouping people together that your dad might group together yeah yeah at that point

if you ask my dad that's the thing if you ask my dad dude he's saying five yeah exactly he's giving you five I think a lot of people would

he's giving you five I think that would honestly I think that would be the like most common answer would be five if you asked everybody what are you at least everybody in America

oh yeah oh imagine imagine the Joshua the Joshua project gets into the damn census, right? These census takers are going to have like the hardest. These census takers are going to have the hardest job in the world. U.S. non-resident is an ethnicity you can list on the fucking census. Wow.

Yeah, I guess so. Race unknown. Very interesting. That's what I'm using now. That's a good culture. Unknown. I got no idea, man. Yeah.

They've no idea. You can just say that you don't know. Well, unless you do know, then that's perjury. I think you can say whatever you want. Yeah, you can't be perjury. Oh, you can't, you know. I mean, I think I could only pick I don't know or white. Can you get in trouble for lying on the census?

I bet you probably can, but actually, you know, you probably definitely can. But I doubt you can get in trouble of saying, I don't know. Can you say like, I'm sure if you like, if you, once you hurt yourself. Pinched my finger on the table. Hyper. I was doing this. The movement, you like stuck your tongue out.

It hurt. I was just really surprising. I pinch my finger. I feel like you could get in trouble if you answer a bunch of questions and you're like, yeah, and I'm like a 60 year old black lady.

Yeah. Oh, like that that's probably doesn't fly. You know, I don't know if they'd find out, but. Doing that on the census for no reason to. Yeah,

I don't know. Because they also show up at your house. Seems like it'd be wrong. And then just being like, I'm 100 million years old. And I'm Chinese. How can you do that with the census? I was actually one of the clay warriors that they found in that I'm one of those guys.

I am from the Ado period. Okay. I was frozen in the Ato period and then I traveled here with a museum and then I unfrozed. I unfrozen. Night of the museum, have you seen it? Yeah. I was hanging out of Teddy. I was a frozen person who became civilized.

Yeah. You don't think they were civilized in that period. They were. Okay. No, they were actually. They were actually more civilized. Yeah. became civilized to your culture.

I didn't finish what I was saying. Sorry. Civilized to your culture. As far as you're concerned. I meant assimilated. I meant assimilated, not civilized. God damn it. But I've been assimilated and I'm from the Ato period.

And I've gotten used to the iPhone. Yes. I love the Ato. I'm from the Ato period. I've assimilated very well. I don't like the word assimilated. It's so robot. It's more.

It's Borgian. It is so fucking robots, dude. I don't like that. It's really bad when you say like, oh, you've assimilated. to our culture, I think, to any person. Yeah, it's not. And I'm, and I really, I really have to stop saying it. Because I'm thinking, like, this is a great compliment.

Yeah. I thought it was great. I thought it was a good compliment. I'm saying it's all these, you know, people on the train. I'm walking up to them. You've assimilated. Hey, great job. Congrats on assimilation.

Congrats on assimilation. You can't say that, man. You've learned to use the Omni card. But, you know, apparently they don't like when you fucking say that. Learn to use the Omni card. Tap to pay on your phone, man. But isn't there a separate card? It's all there is.

No. No, Omni card is just tapped upon. No, there is a card. Oh, okay. Well, that's what I'm referring to. I don't know how to use that card. I think there's a card. I actually don't know.

I just tap to pay. If they don't have a card that's messed. Yeah, they do have a card. Yeah, they do have a card. Yeah, they have a card. So people don't have phones. They're using yo data. To do what?

I can't wait for the Omni lawsuit because sometimes I just get a random on the tap to pay, random out of nowhere $3. And it's from a trip I took. Sometimes I won't even leave the house. I'll get the Omni payment. Sounds like, well, I went out like your fucking card,

your card, yeah. It seems like the obvious conclusion to drop. I would have less money. Well, but maybe they're really subtle about it. Yeah. Someone who only,

stealing someone's card and only using it for something little like that. Yeah, that is smart. That is smart. Is that unlimited? Is that rude?

It's definitely rude. It wouldn't be, if I found that out that some guy was taking my card on the train twice a week. Yeah. It wouldn't be the end of the, If I was paying for someone's commute and they're a nurse.

People do like small purchases to like to see if you'll notice and then they'll do a big one. So you got another thing coming if you think. Also, maybe they did the Omni a couple times and then it declined. And then they were like, all right, I'm going to wait, give it a couple weeks. That could be it. That could be it. And so they just keep having to restart. Yeah.

Well, you get two declines until they let you in. Or yeah, you can, if your card has no money on it, if you're doing pretty bad, It's a little Patrick's tip. You can tap to pay and it'll still let you in, but then later it will say payment declined. I've done that with Apple Cash. It'll do what? It'll... You can still get into the turnstile, but you can only do it once a day.

You're going to here now. Then let's not put this in the episode. Not really, dude. You can't get in trouble for me. Let's beep that up. Skipping the train, jumping the train. I have multiple times purposely opened up the Apple Wallet to Apple Cash when I've had zero dollars in it and tapped it. And it worked. Whoa, I'm going to start doing that every time.

It's worked. Maybe they've figured out this bug, but I was doing that. No, it lets you in and then it says payment declined Apple card like $3. I don't jump the turnstile anymore just because it's like too athletic here. But in Boston, when it was just the doors and you could just walk in right behind somebody. So I got caught doing that. Every day. What? I got caught doing that. I've told this story. never mind you got caught doing that my first year in when i was living in revere well that's a bad any newer subway station they're going to get you well no it was uh i was at park street and uh my friend dylan and i was like can you tap me in and then i went in there was two plane clothes officers standing right there and they made me so they were like you have a hundred

you have to pay a hundred dollars the tickets are so expensive and i got a money order 300 bucks in new york i got a money order i went all the way to the police station off the Andrew stop and I went in there and while I was waiting for a cop to come out I got two things of peanut Eminem or pretzel Eminem stuck in the machine Oh, that was the worst day ever And I made the cop help me to get it out of the machine

That's what cops should be doing most of the day That's what they are doing most of the day It's messing around with the vending machine No, but I mean they should be helping on things like that And then I yeah I was in the police like the station And I like ordered one thing of pretzel M&Ms And then I got stuck so I bought another Cops should be the same as TaskRabbit.

Yeah. The ring would go down. And then I was like, I have this money order for you, but also I'm going to start. Yeah. I've definitely told that before. You should be able to get 10 cops to come move your shit out of your house and move it into a new place. But they have to fit it all in the cop car. Yeah.

That'd be really tough. I mean, it's been said to death, but the cops on the subway do. It's so funny that they just do nothing. And there's so many videos of people where it's like, oh my God, like this guy's being fucking nuts on the train. They go, okay, call the cops. There was a couple of cops the other night that I walked by in their car on their phones listening to.

You could be heroes. Do you think they have a heroic playlist that they listen to? Definitely. Just any time hero. That's fucking bad. Yes, every single. What is the lyrics to that again? I'm going to drive me away.

The hero is that a hero to tell me? I'm not going to drive you today. It's not the lyrics. I know, I don't know them. I know the hero part. I don't know the rest of it. Yeah, there is songs like that where I'm just like, I've heard that song.

Chad Croker has a freaking marble mouth. Is that a dinkleback song? No, it's Chad Solo. Whoa. Really? Yeah. Hero from Spider-Man. Nice to meet you.

I'm Chad. so long. I must make him shade solo. That sounds fucking good. That is cool. It's funny

that he's Kniekelbacks Canadian. I always forget that about them. Yeah. When I was walking here today,

I walked out of my house and he was in such a bad mood and I was walking down my block and everyone was looking in one direction. I was like, and a hell of like

car crashes and should have been happening in front of my house for some reason. Because I think it's because the bus route, everyone doesn't know how to act. Yeah. but I was like

oh damn like someone probably got hurt again and I looked I looked where everyone was looking and in front of the laundromat there was a homeless guy who had his sweatpants at his thighs and he was bent over completely bare ass spreading his asshole and I looked directly into the hole and I saw his whole body

daylight wow and I just went I literally went like I was like and it was just like that across the street and it wasn't fun What if you looked in and saw somebody walk by and smell his butt?

And they went, he was standing in the middle of sidewalk. They walked by and they walked by him on the butt side. Oh. It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, go directly like past his butt, his bear spread asshole. I would have walked up and smelled it. I'm sorry. What if you look when you were looking across the street while he had his but hole spread,

But he was like holding it open? Yes. What if you looked and it was spread so far and you just saw like a human face in it? That would be terrifying. You just saw like a guy going to back. I was like, I really was like, I kept looking for a minute because I was like, I wonder if he's going to start shitting. I wanted to see that. Yeah, that would be awesome.

What if he got pranked though? What if he got like pranked on like hinge? To do what? Yeah, I'll fuck you. Yeah, I'll fuck you. Yeah, try to this laundromat and spread your asshole open. That's a bad prank. That's a hugely bad prank.

I mean, the guy's gone. gullible, though, at that point. You know, you'd be like, this guy's gullible. Yeah, I saw his whole soul. He saw his dirty business. I saw in him. Do you feel like you know that guy better than you know some of your cousins? Sure, I can list off three facts about him.

Okay, go ahead. He's butt has no hair on it. Wow. That's rude. That's interesting. Even in his ass crack? I saw no hair. Wow, man.

See, that's why I think he was standing there to get fucked. Honestly, though, that's the only thing I can, I really know about him. This guy was young. He was, he was clothes like pretty dirty. He was saying I was out of the laundromat, so maybe he was taking him off to wash him up. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And he was just like, oh, I forgot my underwear. Oh, no. Do I have underwear? You're feeling his butt. Excuse me, sir. Do I have underwear? Trying to show somebody. My underwear go up my butt again.

My underwear gets sucked up my butt. But yeah, I guess that's really the only fact I know about him. What if his name was James Tunnelbutt and he's famous? Yeah. What if he was famous movie star? They were filming a movie kind of nearby. So maybe that was just a scene. That probably was an acting scene.

Maybe that was the intimacy coordinator going through the rehearsal. Here's what to do. Yeah. Of the scene. Here's what to do during the scene. He was rehearsing explaining the scene, the blocking to somebody else. It's an intimacy coordinator. First, do this.

First, this is going to be the first step. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That'll come across right. Because that'd be so careful. That's such a hard job. Intimacy coordinator.

You're explaining this very delicate stuff to people without saying, acting pushing. So you got to go do it first yourself to prove to them like, yeah. The movie where that's the scene. Yeah. Pulling your pants down your thighs

and grabbing your ass and pulling it apart. What? What if it was just a painting? What if it was just a painting on the side of the building and you saw some guy run over and try to fuck it, but he got like Wiley Coyote. You said, wait, how would he be bent over? Why would he be spreading his ass?

It's a, I, because I said tunnel butt, it made me. the idea of a guy painting a guy's ass full spread of it. Like a tunnel. Like a oily guy. His penis scrunches up like an accordion. I mean, I think that's basically what a glory hole is.

Yeah, but no, a glory hole. People be doing glory hole traps. Yeah, they'd be putting parakeets on the other. Nasty ass shit. Parakeets on the other than they're biting the pop rocks.

What the fuck? But you're digging at a glory hole. Here. That's a whole thing on the shield. Remember that on the shield? No, I saw that when I was a child. Yeah. Watch that home.

There's a scene where there's a parakeet behind a glory hole on the shield. I don't think it's a parakeet, but it certainly bites like one. Whoa. It's sharp objects and implements. You're expecting a pair of teeth. Yeah. Or a pair of teeth. Yeah.

Nobody's getting teeth. No one's getting teeth. It's a glory hole. Waiting. I'm so confusing for that guy. What is going on? I don't know what this is what I'm saying. I don't really like this.

But if you had somebody who was addicted to having strange sex like that, that would be a way to show them like it really is like you're like nothing basically. Yeah. Like you're not actually like this. You don't. You just like the, you like when it's done. This is like some weird thing that somebody invented.

You like when you know. It's not an actual act that you make sense. Here's my one other story before I show this thing that I found. This happened. This was the thing that I wanted to tell last episode, but I forgot about. it. Oh, and I didn't remember my life. I remembered mine. We both forgot. Basically, me and my wife were eating in a Chinese restaurant, and there was like an old-ish couple,

like, sitting behind us, and they were already there when we were eating, and we were eating for, like, for a little bit, and then they started, like, yelling and being like, excuse me, like, where is this, like, this item that we ordered? It's taking so long. It's taking, and it was, like, a dim some place. So, like, stuff. comes out. Like, it doesn't all come together. And obviously, and they were like, where is this right? Like, this is insane. You know what?

Just bring us the check. Take it off the check. Just take it off the check. Jesus Christ. It's a respect thing, you know? And they were like, yell at, like, just like so annoying and like clearly in the wrong. And they started being like, we have places to be. Like, we have to go.

We're running late and you're not like, just bring us the check. Please bring us the check. Like, and just making a big deal. Like, we have to leave. Like, come on. And so they finally get the check. They're like huff. They're like, okay, yeah, it's off the check.

Thank God. And they get up and they walk out. Me and my wife get out of the restaurant and we go walk down the block because we were eating dinner before we were going to see primetime. And we walk to the movie theater. And on the way to the movie theater, we passed them, those two sitting in an ice cream shop eating ice cream. We got, boys are the fucking thing. We're late. We're running late.

Please. I forgets the check right now. They had a reservation. And they were sitting going like... Yeah. Was it like a fancy ice cream place? Is it the... Is it the...

Emac and bolios? No, there's like one that I saw the other day that was making me laugh. It's like, uh, I forget what it's called. It's like tipsy spoon or something. It's like a boozy. It's like an ice cream place where all the ice cream is infused with liquor. I love. I love that.

Yeah. I've never had that. It's near, uh, it's near, I would love to eat that. Do they have non-dairy? No. Then I ain't going. You're fucked. I don't know.

I didn't go in. I'm sure they have a sorbetto or something similar. That would be fire. That sounds really good. A mitai sorbetto. A rum sorbetto. God. That sounds so good.

We just said the same thing, actually. I'm realizing. Holy fuck. Yeah. I had a, what did I have this? Oh, I had the Lost Lake this weekend. It's great.

It's a great drink. Yeah, that's a good bar, man. Mm-hmm. Go check that fucking bar out. Yeah. Hold on. I have to close all my tabs. because my computer has no

my girlfriend working. Memory. Yeah. Yeah. So basically this is a... Yeah. Why? You're attractive.

Don't even start. I'm sick of this. Sorry. What'd you think? I'm fucking sick of this shit already. This is a minor... Not really a list. There's a minor...

A minor website. Okay. That I found. buddy, I'm calling the FBI. You clicking around on minor websites? Dude, there's nothing wrong with going on a minor website. Thank you. There's a misunderstanding here.

But I'm not sure what it is. Wait, with an ER? No. You put a minor in the ER? You put a minor in the ER. This is something that I found. And Julio, I'm going to screen share this on the Discord if you were there. Hold on here, but I'll just tell the story here before I put it up on screen.

Tell me. I just was on my computer and I was looking something up and I wanted to go to Wikipedia. And so I went on and I typed in, this is not the website. I typed in WI to go to Wikipedia for it to auto-complete to Wikipedia. I hit enter. My computer does not go to Wikipedia. We. It goes to a website that I apparently have.

bookmarked on my computer have no memory of ever seeing this website before. And I'm just going to go ahead and share the screen here so you can see this website that I've kind of rediscovered. Great. Now, everyone can see the word storyline on Julio's screen.

This is a website called willsmithslapp.blogspot.com. This discovered. I tried to go to Wikipedia and just press enter and this popped up. I have genuinely no memory of where

this came from. Will Smith slap. This is possible. Is it possible that you made this website? Yeah. Is that at all in the real of possibility?

So this website is a blog spot website and it has like various blog posts on it. So this one is for example, time to ban Jada Smith and All Smiths from Hollywood. would meme news will smith slap slapping will slap smith slap chris rock oscar slap oscar academy award oscar oscar award oscar slap meme memes funny l-o l-l w t h h hath what the hell they have a

what the hell he this is 2022 gift was that what the hellie oh yeah cancel will smith gift yeah they have here we can go through all the post there's will smith it's time to cancel him 100% memes hollywood news. It's a picture of him with a no sign over him. But he's holding an Oscar. Will Smith was laughing at Chris Rock's joke until Will saw Jada, his wife, who has sex with other men, was not laughing. Instead, she was angry. So Will Smith decided to punish Chris for a joke about G.I. Joe Jane. Chris held his hands behind his back, but defenseless didn't matter to Will Smith. Will hit him with all his might. The hit was more than a slap. It was so powerful that Chris Rock may have permanent damage mentally for physically in the future.

future from the hit. The hit was powerful enough to kill someone, but Chris being the thoughtful and kind guy he is refused to file charges. Will Smith is the enemy. It's time to delete all things Will Smith. Let's not go all. I mean, I didn't even think about the fact. Let's not go all things Will Smith. That's, I mean, let's talk about the slap for a second. Yeah. Yeah. And I know we've, this has been basically, we talked to every which way. Here's the thing. I've never said anybody, seen anybody say this before. This actually does raise a good point that Chris Rock literally did put his hands behind his back to show I'm not a threat. I won't fight you. He immediately was, the alpha dog approached him and he understood it's time for me to take my punishment. Yes.

In front of the entire world. I may be damaged mentally for physically. Well, did he take his punishment? It's a powerful attack. Did he take his punishment? Because immediately after he started going, it was a GI Jane joke. A GI Joe Jane joke. A GI Joe Jane joke. A GI Joe Jane joke. Yeah, I remember that. It was a GI Joe Jane joke. G.I. Joe Jane. See, that's not taking your punishment. That's getting hit and then going, what the hell. You know what? My idea is

that some executive got in his ear and said, this is going to be good for your career. Probably this Larry Ellison fella. Yeah, most likely. Fuck Larry Ellison. Dude, the merger went through. And his son. What's his son's name, David Ellison? I don't know. Sky dance. Owner? I don't know.

Dude, you're about to be dancing in the sky. Oh, you think he's going to heaven? Yeah, everyone goes to heaven. No, hell's in the sky. Everyone goes to heaven. Here's another one. Unfortunate news, actually. But now it's time to cancel all the Smiths, every last one of them.

Also, the header of this website is cancel Will Smith, slap memes, world photos, and video free to use. So you can't get us. We're using it. This is all for you. But now it's time to cancel all the Smiths, every last one of them. Okay. Will Smith and Jada are horrible monsters who slapped a defenseless man on stage in front of tens of millions of live viewers and now viral world. This is Chris Rock's website.

Chris Rock had his hands behind his back, never raising his fists, but instead smiling and waiting for Will Smith, who was once an old friend. But now it's time to cancel all the Smiths. He made this the night of just like so concussed. Every last one of them. Will Smith and Jada are horrible monsters who slapped a defenseless man. Well, she didn't slap him. She did. She caused it.

She's, well, she's bald and everyone who's bald has telekinesis. I love that this is kind of like I think you're right that this is probably Chris Rock's website because there really is a family member a two-pronged thing here where it's like not only is Will Smith a monster but Chris Rock is a smiling pleasant. It really is they're really kind of talking him up

as well which I also haven't seen anybody. Do they have anything about Chris Rock's movies on here? They have almost nothing on this website. Very few things. We're basically at the end of this website there's a few more. But it is, I'm glad you showed because it is worth it just for the sort of URL and the... Yes, I mean, this really, I literally, I was like typed in, tried to go to...

Am I trying to get information about something? Yeah. This pops up on your... Will Smithslapped.b.blog spot is so awesome. Will Smith and Jada banned from TV shows, movies public forever. Hollywood meme news. Now this one doesn't even have any text.

It just says banned over a picture of them. That's not true as far as I know. Well, that's free to use. It's free to use, but as far as I know, they are not banned from TV shows or movies. No, but I actually haven't seen them in a movie in a while. And her, I don't know anything about her or what she's done. No.

What is she, she, she, so she was dating Tupac before Will Smith. Right. Okay. I don't know. I really, I couldn't tell you the first thing about it. And she said, I think, on a podcast that I think she was like. And I wouldn't want to say much about her, frankly. She said on a podcast that she had an entanglement.

She said entanglement. with her son, her son's friend. Yeah, I think it was Kirkobangs. Yeah. There's somebody like that. He's blasted his face off with a shotgun years ago. It couldn't have be possible. He's dead?

Yeah. Curco bangs? No, you're thinking of Kurt Cobangs. I'm talking about Kirk Cobangs. Kurt Cobangs has been dead for 25 years. Yeah, I mean, almost 80 years. That makes sense. That makes sense that there's a guy running around named

Kirkgo Bangs of fucking Kurt Cobang. Yeah. If I was Kurt Cobain and I didn't shoot my face off, I would have been suing this guy. Yeah, so he waited for him to die. Something about this website real quick. You probably notice this is cancel Will Smith slap memes. Yeah. These so far, I mean, they're not really quite memes.

Yeah. So I want to take a look at one of the memes that this person has made. This is, I think, a great classic meme. Go, G.I. Joe Jane, Jada Smith meme. Slap heard around the world, Hollywood News. So here's the meme. It says, go Joe. G. I. Joe Jane.

With a picture of Jada Pickett Smith. I love this caption. So Chris Rock made a G.I. Joe joke calling Jade G.I. Jane. Wait, this is not, this is crazy. This is, look, this is not visible on my laptop screen. Wait, wait. Can you move our camera?

I can highlight this and see it and read it out. This is literally not. So Chris Rock made a G.I. Joe joke calling Jade G. G.I. Jane. And so Will Smith went up there and smack to rock in the mouth. So Chris Rock made a G.I. Joe joke.

Go Joe. She called Jade G.I.J. So that was, oh, that's the whole thing is that her name's Jade. Go Joe. Joe. Jane. Her name is Jade. J.J.J.J. J.I.J. J.I.J. J.I.J. J.I.J. Everybody's had the experience of somebody not remembering your wife's name at a party or something. And Chris or Will Smith did the only right thing that there is.

Which is, her name's Jade. Yeah. Not Jane. Hold on. What is the joke? Go GI. It was about her being bald. Yeah.

She's G. Go G. A G.I. Joe Jane joke on Jade. Yeah. Yeah. He did a G.I. Joe Joe Joke about Jane.

Jade. Jade. Jade. Jade. Jade was the victim. A G. G.I. Joe J.J. J. joke. Yes.

A. J.J.J. J. J. Yeah. Against J. Jeez. Jeez.

Jeez. So this is a meme. This is a meme. Go Joe. As far as I can tell, it's clearly a mean. We also have, okay, this one is interesting. Hashtag cancel Will Smith. Absolutely nothing to do with race.

It's about morality and ethics, slap news. So this calls some stuff into question, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah, because honestly, the race thing never really, oh, there's more of this. Now, yeah, I know. I literally can't even see that. I didn't even know this stuff was on here because it's in black Texas. on a black background and I can't see it.

It only shows up on that screen. And that's... Oh, my God. He's saying... Oh, my God. I don't even want to say it, but I know what you're saying. What? Hashtag cancel Will Smith.

Absolutely nothing to do with race. He has a disgrace to his craft after assaulting an industry colleague at an award event. Hashtag violence is never acceptable in any forum. Hashtag hashtag. Hashtag King Richard. Can that a show he was on or something? I think that's a movie or something. Can we check out the hashtag violence?

Yeah, let's click on the hashtag. if you click on this on, I'm curious, what is it? Oh, it takes you to Twitter. I think we shouldn't. We're going to see. Let's look at cancel King Richard. Let's see what that does.

That's going to be maybe there's something here. Chris Rockshut pressed charges. Oh, so we found the guy. The wolf. Oh, wait. This is him. This has to be him. We found the guy who made this.

This is the guy who made, thus spoke a wolf. Wolf. Okay, so there's profile pictures not loading. What is this pinned? What is this

PIN? Oh, pretty good. Wait, what can we, can we, can we get a LSEXO? Okay.

I mean, I know what L-SXO. L-Sexo has got to mean what I think it means. Let's see. Up there, show translation. Oh, there it is.

In romantic relationships, sex is just as important as understanding and affection. If there are no frequent sexual encounters, the understanding and affection are absolutely worthless enough making sex a taboo.

Interesting. Wow. Wow. What else does this guy have? Yeah. Okay, so this is, why not just call him Fart Simpson? That should break the insufferable brat. Retweet.

Retweet the fuck out. Retweet. What the fuck is that? That is. Wow. I mean, let's face it. This guy is like, uh, this, this guy, he stands for what he believes. Hashtag racista.

Hashtag racismo. hashtag racism. Wow. Is he... Okay, so he's Mexican. People don't understand what monstrosity gain of function is in regards to microbiological research. Oh, what the fuck is that? Okay, so he's a COVID lably guy. Okay.

Oh, okay. And he likes cartoon. He likes memes. So this kind of shows that maybe this is obviously him. This guy's been exposed. It's the wolf. Yeah, we found... Thus spoke the wolf. Whoa.

Thus spoke a wolf. Lots of memes here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go back to... go back to. Well, who's the other guy there on Cancel King Richard? I'm just going to keep getting, I'm going to get through the rest of these. Will Smith slap heard around the world, memes, meme, Hollywood News.

This is the gift, custom gif at the academy no longer has followers because you not only condoned an assault but provided a forum to celebrate violence. You know, I'm not going to blame the Oscars for that one. No, don't think it was their fault. That's the last thing they were expecting Will Smith to do. What do you think they thought he was going to do? Go up and do this? Thank him. Smart not.

No, he wasn't going to hit him with a smart nap. Thanks for the funny joke. The Jade joke. I would just like to personally thank you for that joke. It was a GI Joe Jane joke. What if you got Jade. Do you think if he went up and went, my wife did not like that? And then went back down.

It would have honestly been probably just as big of a story. Definitely. If he walked up and he said. Well, he kind of also did say that. Yeah. Yeah. Keep my wife. still makes me laugh

because he's miced up. It's generally. He's miced up enough, but it sounds so far away that it's really, it, have you gone back and rewatched it? Yeah.

It is the most insane thing that's ever happened on TV. It's more insane than JFK's head getting popped. It's really, really strange. It's like so weird. Yeah.

It really feels, it feels like not reality. Yeah. It's very bizarre. Yeah. So Will Smith, the slap, heard around the world memes, Hollywood News. So there's another meme canceled. My heart breaks for this man.

Hashtag Chris Rock, you were a gentleman. Much love. Sorry you had to experience such traumatic event in something as big as hashtag Oscars. At the Academy is responsible for letting that man bulky you. Hashtag cancel Will Smith, letting him sit accept a ward. And his wife are both nominated. Now, if she loses, he can't win. started it a little early.

Yeah. Started a little bit early. Sorry. Yeah, this is kind of just. That's the joke. Yeah, that's the joke. Yeah, that's the joke. Do you hear the slap?

He's laughing. Oh, wow. He walks back to, he goes, yeah. What the hell? Even just that that's like as, that's as horrible to me as one of the Ukraine war videos. We'll snap to smack the shit out of me.

And he cusses as well at the end. Cherry on top. Joe Jane joke. It was a G.I. Joe Jane joke about Jade. It's still, it's still funny. It's very crazy. It's still funny.

It is still funny. I love, I love on this post, you were a gentleman. Yeah, you were a gentleman, Chris. Keep my wife's name. Out your fucking mouth. Jade. Out your G.I. Joe Jane.

I will. Responsible for me. letting that man bulky you. Go Joe. G.I. Joe Jane. Kim saying I will. I will. This is the last post on here.

Okay. Will Smith slap meme. Cancel Will Smith today. Hollywood News. So this is the meme. If you want to throw that up, back up, please. Keep Joe Jane.

This is the meme. Okay. That one took a while. And this says, he should have been arrested. He's not special. I lost all respect for him and he should be expelled from the at the Academy forever.

Hashtag cancel Will Smith. At Chris Rock, I applaud you. Three clapping emojis. Although Chris Rock deserves to be applauded. For Chris Rock, he might see that because of his trauma as three slapping. Wow.

Don't clap near Chris Rock. You can't give this guy a hand emoji. He's going to cower. No, give him a foot like a stomp. Yes. Oh, yeah. Do you think now at comedy shows,

whenever he comes out, they stomp? Yeah, they have to. They stomp like a, like a college football game or something because I'm not going to show him my hands he's going to get scared and not come on stage.

It would be really funny if hell of people after that were just going up to Chris Rock on the street and slapping him as the meme. Yeah. It's like it's a slap guy. Hey, slap guy. That would be funny. He laughs in the clip too.

Will Smith goes, he acts. If you cut it off there, you'd be like, this guy likes getting slapped. Yeah. This guy likes it. Yeah.

If you cut off the key. my wife's name out. Yeah. If it's just the slap, he goes, wow. Wow. Yeah.

He's so happy to get fucking slap. Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me. If that, if it cuts off there, even then he sounds excited. Pretty funny.

Yeah. That's still exciting. That's like, that's like, oh my God, I'm never going to, he just shook my hand. I'm never going to wash my hand again.

Keep Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me. Keep my wife's name out your fucking house. I will. I will. I will. I will. I didn't even think to do that. G. I. J. J. And you know what that makes him.

G.I. Joe. He should have. He should have doubled down on the joke. I would have loved to have seen more slaps. On the G.I.J. Yeah. I would have seen if I should have. He should have, he should have,

Will Smith should have said it was a G.I. Joe Jane joke slap. Wow. Oh, man. It was a G. Joe Jane joke slap. Oh, wow. Wait. Okay.

Chris Rock just got slapped by me. Yeah. Wow. Really, dude. It was a G. Joe Jane joke slap. Exactly. What if Will Smith's.

Stood up in that moment and went, guys, I just got possessed by a ghost. How would that story be different, you think? I think it'd be a lot different. Oh, yeah, actually, yeah. Chris, he walks up, he slapsed. He goes, you saw me a couple seconds ago.

I was completely normal. I was laughing. I was laughing. I don't know what just happened. I was laughing. I got possessed by a ghost. Well, we've talked about this before. Have you ever been watching a live performance of something and you ever, like a musical or somebody performing, like playing guitar?

You think what if for, 60 seconds, I was transported into that person's body right then. And I was just in the middle of playing fucking some song. That's what happened to Nick Jonas. We've been talking about this? I feel like I've mentioned this that this is a fear I have. Yeah, you get transferred. Your consciousness gets transported. Sometimes I get worried when I watch live TV that I'm going to be transported into the person's body for a moment and then not know what to do.

And then that's how you get a very herbing berber or whatever that lady did on the news at one time. D.D. do-do-do's one. What if when Will Smith walked up... This is my theory of why people have flubs on live television. What if when Will Smith walked up to slap Chris Rock before he even slapped him,

security came out and tackled him to the ground. And shot him. And shot him. That would be a big story. That would be the biggest story. Because also, we wouldn't even... Obviously, if we knew he was going to slap, we'd say justified. He's dead. Good. Right. Good. That's the punishment fits the crime. Because Chris Rock was a gentleman. But the fact that we don't know what he was going to do.

Right. He would have really been a martyr for walking up on things. Who would be the person that, so Chris Rock gets slapped, right? Yeah, that's true. That's true. Chris Rock does get slapped. Chris Rock does get slapped. Yeah, that motherfucker gets slapped.

Who would be the person that if it happened to, everyone would be like, good on you, Will Smith. Good on you. I guess if it was Harvey Weinstein or Kevin Spacey up there. Yeah. But I think that that's, but who is one, I think, yeah. people, I think, yeah. I almost called him Jordan Leto. Jared Leto.

Jordan Letto. Jordan Letto has more evil brother. Who, Will Smith at his worst, which is the slap. Yeah. Who is still below that at their best? Jeremy Piven. Jeremy Piven, I think it would have been fine. If somebody walked up and slapped Jeremy Piven,

not somebody, Will Smith. People would be like, yeah, if Will Smith slapped him, people would be like, whoa, okay. Jeremy, what the fuck? Yeah. Why did you say that about his wife? Chris Rock, though, he has. has enough like...

Good well. It is funny that it's funny that people didn't really care that much. Yeah. Nah. Like when you think about the like,

the Paul Dano, Matthew Lillard thing, when Quinn and Tarantino was like, these guys suck. And then like everyone was like, no, these guys are amazing.

We're gonna put them in a hundred movies. We love you guys. But Chris Rock got slapped and it was just like, nobody really, they were always like, oh, that's crazy. There was a drop up there to.

Paul Dano. People were like, oh, what the fuck. Matthew Lillard. It's like, Yeah. Come on. Right. I saw five nights at Freddy's guys.

It's, you know, it's not. Hey, I like Matthew just the right amount. Yeah, but you got to be graded on your most recent performance. Yeah, true. And five nights of Freddy's, which I assume in 2020. Dano had the riddler at the time, but he made that funny picture. Oh, yeah. He's hilarious.

He's good and everything, too. Dan is a man. Yeah. Yeah. people are mad at him, though, because he's going to be in the obsession remake. They're remaking of What? Possession.

Possession. Possession, he is. With Callum Turner and Margaret Qualley. I don't understand why people care about that kind of thing. People spend all day online being like,

this is the best movie ever. I want to watch this movie forever. Then they get mad when somebody notices and makes it again. Yeah. It's like you cause this. It's literally your fault. Keep the things you like a secret.

Fucking gate keeps things, you stupid letterbox idiots. Take it for me. You can ignore. You cannot know about 90% of movies that are released. Yeah. I don't know anything about the music that gets released that I'm not interested in. I know about that.

Why would I know about... This is our two worlds of darkness. Mine is the music world and Cameron is the movies world. Who's more annoying? Movies. Movies or music guys? I don't know. I think movie guys...

It's actually a really good question. Here's my... I mean, obviously there's some bias going on on both ends of this. Here's what I'd say. As movie guys, I think, tend to... they tend to cluster together. Yeah. And music guys go out and spread their seed throughout the world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Music guys also, they have an idea. Movie guys know they're losers. Most movie, most movie guys, yeah, music guys think they're really cool. I think movie guys on average are way lamer than music guys. But the really bad music guys are like colossally bad. That is true. That is really true.

But I think you're, I think on average music guys are cooler than movie guys for sure. Music guys are, yeah, because it's like, it's a, it's like the shell on the ice cream, right? Because I guess what I like, yeah, I don't know what that means. So you know the cold shell. I'm very familiar with putting it on my tongue. Yeah, the cold shell, you know that, that goes on the ice cream. Yeah.

That's like you meet a guy, oh, you have a cool t-shirt. That's the shell. And then sometimes there's frozen poop under that shell. That, I mean, that is one of the worst. Yeah. Analogies I've ever heard in my life. There was a better one. Everything I understood less.

There's could be, could make sense to some people. The thing is when you're a music guy, you can be a music guy and you can be like a rock star or like underground band. But when you're a movie version of that is like, you're like, ah. Yes. I'm watching a rare picture. But I would much rather chill with a movie critic than a music critic. Absolutely. Any day of the week, I'd rather chill with a movie critic.

You've chilled with music critics. Don't put me on blast like that. Dude, you can't rather. You have chilled with them. You can't rather, dude. You can't rather. I don't really know because I don't really know what people do when I meet them. Dude, dude, you literally are just putting so many of your music critics are way cooler than music critics.

Yeah. Music critics are lame and movie critics are cool. Movie critics are awesome because they make movie fans mad. Movie critics are cool. I love. Roger Ebert made so many people. Dude, it's the coolest job ever. He was a beast.

He was a proper beast. He would make so many people mad and people like, meh, man. Music critics, it's always like, the bubbly sound of Charlie X-CX's new album is ostentatious. Get away for me, man. Get away, go,

you gotta go. The only one that I think is getting people Ebert level mad is, well, I mean, there was that one guy, that one music reviewer on YouTube, but I don't know what you're talking. His name was Brad Taste, and he was like,

He became a lull cow type guy. But Fantano is fully sending people into actual psychosis over his reviews. Yeah, who cares? I mean, this is not cool. It's not cool. Yeah, I know. Like, those people are even lamer than him. I know.

Because they're like worried about it. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like a movie guy. A movie guy is always worse for me. I'm biased because I'm one of the uncool music people. but remove yourself from the bias just do that real quick yeah yeah okay

remove myself from the bias right now you hate music guys okay I hate music guys okay this is pretty simple this should be easy whoa my penis is also grown

three times of size yes I believe that yeah that's what's been holding it back anymore yeah because you're not listening all this scary music and now my penis is grown penis as being held back by notes three times its size

notes are an allergen to the penis yes all these damn bass notes the clef, the base clef. It's been shrinking my thing. I think both of them are bad. Yeah, I think if you're both bad, like stuff, or you don't like stuff,

or you don't like it, you're a moron. You should not have any opinions, you should just kind of... Putting my bias back in, all movie guys are awesome. That's the only type of person I want to talk to. No. Okay. You want to talk to candy guys and cotton candy makers.

There's literally nobody in the world I would want to talk to less than candy guys. Are you kidding me? What about a pretzel guy? Yeah. That I would be intrigued. No, no, no, no. No, no.

Salty snacks guy. A lot of these things, the premise of the conversation would be like, so tell me what it means to be a pretzel guy. I mean, who are you? By candy guy, I mean, guy, red striped shirt, made of candy. Thing around the arm. Red striped shirt.

When you say thing around the arm, little black thing around the dress shirt under. Tan suit, military suit, red band around the arm. Little mustache. That's not a candy guy. That's not what I'm describing. What are you? A red striped shirt with a thing on their arm. What does that mean?

Red striped vest. I'm there. I'm a shirt underneath. Usher at a theater. A bow tie. It's an usher. Ah, buying snacks at a theater. And a guy going up and he's going.

Oh, like a waiter. Thing towel is the thing. Curly mustache. The black band that waiters and soda jerks have around their arm. I don't know about this band. That's so into, you're a candy guy. I just. You're a soda candy guy.

You know about the... The candy man from Willy Wonka who sings that awesome song. Willie Wonka is literally the candy man. He's... No. That song, come with me and you'll see... That's not the candy man.

That's not the fucking... Willie Wonka is a candy man. He sings that song. That's pure imagination, you fucking idiot. Yeah. I'm talking about the candy man. The candy man can. Yeah, Cameron knows the candy man can.

You don't fucking know anything. Oh, the candy man. Yeah, I know that. You look like an idiot. This goes out to dozens of people and you look like a fucking fool. I don't look stupid. You look so fucking dumb right now. Do you think if you walked by me on the street, you think I was stupid just by how I look?

Can I say something? Yeah. Before we started recording, I was going to the library to return some books and you texted you were getting off the train. I knew the train station was like right around the corner from the library. So when I was leaving the library, I went and I like, there was a bunch of people getting like coming from that direction. so I looked see if you were coming down my way. And I saw, I thought I saw you. And it was like a dog with Down syndrome or something.

I just won't say. No, tell me. You have to tell me who you thought was me. It was like some old guy who clearly just had been working in like insulation all day or something. He had like, you know what they have like white. They look like Yoda a little bit. Can I tell you? People.

But he was wearing a hoodie and a hat and he was bald. So I don't think I don't think I should be punished. And once he got closer, I was like, oh. No, I feel so bad. If you were standing outside, maybe this is just a vision problem for me. If you were standing outside with the old Polish guys at my bodega, I would not know it was you until I got like whites of your eyes distance.

People look at me when I walk by them on the street. You know how you look? Sometimes you scan people's faces or whatever. The quickness that people tend to look away from me on the street is shocking. Me too. People will look at me and immediately like look at my feet because that's better than looking at my horrible. Dude, sometimes you got to reframe that, bro. Yeah.

They're not looking away from you. That's why I walk around smiling. So you're going. Yeah. Damn. Damn. Those are that foot locker? No, I think I walk around with a, with a ugly.

Once I realize that someone's doing that, I walk around like this. Do you smile? I do a little bit of a smile so that when people look at me, they're not. I like to smile at people. I smile. I think I... I'll look at people because sometimes

you walk by your friend on the street and that's an awesome feeling. Yeah. Unless they catch you off guard. You walk by somebody and you're like really listening to

Heaven's gates won't open up to me. You get so deep into this shit. What the fuck? The space marines have to do all this training that's horrible. More than training.

Yeah, it's bad. It's really bad the way they treat them. There's this one guy I've been watching. Speaking of music guys being losers. There's one guy I've been watching. We're being weird at and I scared her away with my fucking ugly face.

I literally look to me. I can't make this up. There's this one guy that I've been watching because of his clickbait titles and his clickbait is really good. His name is guitar meets science and he's also great because he's clearly not using AI or anything in his videos. That's great. Let's give it up for that.

So many awkward pauses in his stuff. And it's like him being like, so, uh, they were going to make. this crazy and like if I got ran up on while I'm listening to that walking around about fucking Devo or some shit. Yeah, sometimes I get flustered like they know what I was listening to it. Then you just

like you admit to it just immediately like oh I was watching this. What the hell? I'm such an idiot. I must have clicked on the darkest SpongeBob episodes of my my ass. Because I'm fucking 30 years old listening to a video called all the scariest SpongeBob episodes.

You've been on this. SpongeBob is scary. SpongeBob is not scary. Millions of kids have memories. If you're scared of SpongeBob, look at your microphone windscreen right now. That looks like when he shaves to be a ghost. It does.

He shaves his body. Horrify, body horror. And it becomes a stick brain. I think we're going long on the day that Julio has to. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm realizing. We will be October 16th. If you are in New York City,

we will be, there's a screening of the movie chunks that we will be doing a talk back after with movie mindset, Hesedeni, and Will Meneker. Yes. And also on the 30th, there is a stand-up show featuring Thomas White and Caleb Pitts and Shauna Godkindi and Tommy Bayer for very funny comics. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. If you live...

You literally can't do that anymore. If you live in the Mexico area, Julio is around. So... And I was in a movie. Yes. I don't know how much stuff I can announce, but maybe next week I can announce more. It's called Maybe Angel,

directed by Mr. Pat Rooks, the very ever-so-talented Pat Rooks that everybody loves. Patrick Rooks, you may have seen him on Joe Box as Cameron's friend. Yes, he's been a camera guy. That's true. But he's all of our friends. Yes, he's a Mr. Camera, and the movie's good.

So go. Yes, go look at that. Well, you'll be able to see it at some point. And there's another thing I have to plug, and I don't remember it. Pretty princess. What's something I could say where you'd be like,

I cannot respect that. I think of you less as a person. Yeah, I don't know, because there is... Humidity is worthless. Oh! Now that is next level. You fucking Ponce.

Fuck water. Pons? What is that mean? I don't know. So last... There's a kid I went to schools with last name. I went to schools with him. I went to schools with.

Nicholas Ponce. What is a kid? Ponce mean. I just expected it to already be up. I know, me too. I was like, surely he's Googled Puck. Wait, Ponce. That's a drum word.

Ponce, punch, punch, puns, puns, puns. See, get rid of boots and cats. What are we replacing it with? Pons and ponds and cats and ponds. Pots of poop. Pots of poop and punch. That would actually sound good if you beatboxes. Do beatbox with cups of poop.

Cups of poop. It doesn't work. Cops of poop. It doesn't work at all. Like busking, I was like, hey, better he's like,

cups of poop. Dude, you gotta stop saying cups of poop in front of your fucking beatbox. You're dressed, you're in front of a food truck.

You're in front of a food truck. They're like, hey, you're scared our customers away. Everyone thinks that we sell cups of poop. You only realize because of one, one point he goes, cups of sticky pooh.

He starts out of, buckets of poop. You're, you're spray painted completely gold. Like you're supposed to be a one of those statue guys. Keep going out there. Cups of Cubs of

Dr. Rico. Yeah, I mean, you have to get involved at that point. Say, hey, bro. You got to get away from my food truck, man. Try boots and cats. I don't know who taught you

beat boxing. It's not cups of poop.