Podcast About List - Ep. 92 - Podcast at da End of da World Part 2/4

Episode Date: March 18, 2020

this is part 2 out of 4 in the 4-hour recording session we did on saint patricks day. you can listen to it standalone but to get the full story you gotta subscribe to the patreon for parts 1 and 3 player. check it out at www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist

You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. All the Counts to the Monoliths. You're a crap monster. All right. And we're back in the mix. Look at that. That's how good we are at this. Don't eat your shit.

Yeah, what the fuck is your problem, dude? You're so stupid. Is that the Polo that gave you food poisoning? No. Going back in more, he saved it. I'm back for seconds. I hate you, dude. That would be so fucking funny, dude.

I can't waste it. I can't put it past you. I wish that I could put it past you. I am unable to. Yeah. What gave you food poisoning? I think, so I have two theories. Okay.

I did get Taco Bell in New Hampshire. All right. And I also, the next day, got a pizza from veggie crust. Veggie crust is good. Got a different pizza that I don't normally get. I picked it up. It was kind of cold when I was opening, when I opened the box, there's a gobi mentor.

Thinking about it right now makes me want to puke. So maybe that is the thing that gave me. Yeah, the mind is what detects it. The mind is a powerful tool. And when was this Tripotle from? This is from yesterday. Before, after you had food poisoning. Wait, yesterday you had food poisoning and you were like,

I'm going to go to Joponle. Yeah. Lundit. Oh, I just got done shitting water and applesau for fucking 24 hours. I'm going to go get Chipotle. I needed rice. I needed protein. I had not eaten all day.

I was done with all of the symptoms. So I decided I needed to treat myself. You were a monster. I'm not a monster. You should be put in a cage like a dog. Oh, yeah, something I, we already recorded one episode. This is the second in this. marathon streak. I forgot to mention on the first one, we're back to shitty microphones now

because my school where I rented the good mics from closed, so I'm sorry, but the audio quality on these is going to be worse. And it probably will be worse for the foreseeable future because I don't think we can afford buying nice microphones. I think we save up a couple Patreon checks. That should be a priority. Yeah, but I do. I mean, I do enough. I need to live. That's true. Cameron does too. Okay. So I'll be fine. Don't let it. No, no, no, no. That guy Shay Serrano, he keeps giving out $250 to people. Send it us, man.

Mm-hmm. Shet Serrano and then Stavros from Stavros Halkius said he's going to do it too. He's going to give us $250? If we get Shayserano and Stavros Halkios to give us $250. That's $500. $500. That's at least one microphone. That's cash money.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, but we are going to a rough time right now. Yeah. Patrick unemployed as he's always been. Cameron got canned. I got canned from one of my jobs. So if you want the first... This is the second part of an episode.

If you want the first part, you should sub to the Patreon. Let's continue what we were talking about. Yeah. Cangaroos. Yeah. Yeah. We're talking about kangaroos punch him. I was just...

I was talking about that video that's... Is your cat hitting a speed bag in the other room? What does that fucking sound? He can hear... I put him in the other room because I'm trying to eat. Uh-huh. And Sphinx cats are notoriously very... bad at trying to steal your

food. They're very bad at it, so he has to put them away. They're very, like any Egyptian. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So that's him trying to get out of the bedroom. It's such a funny noise. Yeah, I should probably just put this away and let him out. Yeah, well, yeah, you should start eating immediately when we started recording. I don't know, I'm very hungry right now. You can finish eating.

Yeah, go for it. Yeah, I'm going to finish eating and don't, yeah. I would love to eat a kangaroos pouch. All right, now you can tell your story. The, uh, is the cat getting, is that getting picked up on the mic? Probably not. I don't know. No.

Are you asking me? Because you, you know, it's getting picked up on the mic right now is you chewing into the microphone. That's true. Yeah. Um, uh, that video with the kangaroo where the guy, the kangaroo, like, puts the dog in a headlock. Yeah, yeah. And then the guy, like, pulls up and just punches him in the face. That would be a rock.

The funny, here's what, I was thinking about that video so much yesterday, because the, the, the kangaroo is in complete shock, right? When he gets punched. He, like, he, like, falls back and then just looks at him. Yeah. And the reason is, the kangaroo, he only understands kicking. Somebody, he gets kicked in the face with a hand. Yeah. And he's so confused.

And that thought, it opened up a new world for him. It was just like, it was a mind bug that was making me go crazy yesterday. You know, you know, I was watching a shit ton of kangaroo videos recently. Do you know they can stand on their tails? That's how they kick. Is they literally their tails support their way. And they do that in Spiro 3. They use, like, if you watch them hopping, they use their tail like in the bat.

They're like a tripod. They like balance on their tail and move their feet forward. Sheila does that in Spiro 3. Yeah, you do that in your mom's bedroom. Kangaroos are close enough to humans that I feel like there is a different universe where humans evolve from kangaroos. Yeah, they're like horse rabbits. They're like horse rabbit like chimps. Yeah.

Australians evolve from kangaroos. yeah they did yeah that's why they talk like that um just eat your fucking jama yeah they i saw a bunch there's a bunch of videos of kangaroos trying to jump through glass doors or big windows because they can't like to see their reflection and they're trying to like fight it so they just jump and just like smash into it and then people just have to go up and be like go away stop stop go it because they'll just break the windows if they if you let them it's such a yeah and i love that they're like despised in australia yeah like everybody they kill them not even because they want to. They make kangaroo burgers down

there, dude. Apparently, it's a pretty good meat. Imagine looking at a kangaroo though and being like, I'm going to turn that shit into a burger. Yeah, I'm going to put ketchup on you. Yeah. Have you seen that video of the deer running through the salon? No, I think so.

It's like a deer. It's like some like security camp footage. I did see it. I was watching that. Dom sent it to me while we were playing Jackbox with the Discord. Shout out to the Discord. Shout out to the Go on the Discord. Yeah, we're going to have game nights.

Yeah, we're all locked inside. Mm-hmm. It's fun. Yeah. Gay nights. We play Jackbox. We play, we watch, uh, we played, we played, we played, we played, we play session sometimes. Scribble.

Scribble. Mm-hmm. Scribolo. Yeah. We'll play, uh, yeah. Oh, but there's just, I was watching that video. I watched it like four times and then I just watched like the people's reaction. The dude getting his haircut goes up and just hugs the cashier.

It's just so strange. Like, like, like. A fucking deer just ran through. Why are you, like, you're consoling them. Yeah, grab your gun, you homo. Yeah. Strangle the deer. Yeah.

Put the deer in a headlock. Dude, it's so fucking funny. You look like a total deer in a headlock right now. Yeah. God, he's fucking just going. I'm trying to eat it as fast as I can. I'm trying to eat it as fast as I can. Shut up, man.

Just eat it. Just eat it. You're not allowed to talk. talk until you finish eating. Content? Yeah, go. Go. Sometimes I imagine if Patrick was in that movie,

Holes. Yeah, he would be one of the holes. Yeah, you'd be one of the holes. Yeah, just Shilabov digging into his belly button. That's what he did when I met him. Really? Yeah, he dug into me with a shovel. Damn, dude.

He said, I'm going to make a hole out of you yet. He's like, do you guys have oat milk? And I said, no, and he hit me with a shovel. I like that he kind of became. came Southern at some point. Yeah. What's that about? Like now he, in interviews, he's like, yeah, I don't know, man.

Like, we, yeah. You seen Honey Boy? No. He plays his dad Southern in that. I would never watch a movie about a Honey Boy. I heard it's pretty good. I heard it's pretty good. I would never watch a movie. Amazon, it's like gone to Amazon Prime.

It shut off. Yeah. It shut off in the middle, like towards the end of the movie. So I haven't seen the ending of it yet. It shut off, yeah. They turned off. trouble because too many people are quarantined. It said that?

That's what happened to Discord the other day. I heard it happened to Minecraft and Xbox Live and stuff too. Really? Yeah. Dude, I'm going to be... There were QAnon people who were like... They're shutting down Minecraft. One of the paths of communication. There was a QAnon guy who was like,

I can't believe it. I saw this earlier today. They shut down Xbox Live. How am I going to talk to my friends? Yeah. How are we going to organize? Finish eating. Patrick, so you can let the cat out. Yeah, the cat is going crazy. Jesus fucking cries. Oh, shit, they got to eat in 10 minutes, too.

They have to eat in 10 minutes? Oh, God. Or else what? This is a disaster. The cats have to eat in 10 minutes. I don't know what we're going to do. Probably feed him. Jesus Christ.

Every time Patrick stands up, his fucking microphone falls. I don't know how he does it. Patrick's body acts like the heavy thing on the blob. No, it's a, the microphone is an orbit of him, so he stands up and walks away, and it tries to follow him. It shoots out of orbit. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Yeah. And there he goes.

Anyway, yeah, I need to be, I'm going to watch a lot of kangaroo videos over the next couple days. I think I might, I might learn everything about him. Yeah. Yeah. Get this, there is a movie. No. With Anthony Anderson. Okay.

from scary movie. And a kangaroo. What? What's it called? Next thing you know... It's called Kangaroo Guy. No, it's about a hip-hop kangaroo named Kangaroo Jack.

He's... Kangaroo Jack is only in that movie for 10 minutes. That's not true. It's like Jaws, dude. Yeah. If they show them for too long, it looks fake. Exactly.

Yeah, or you lose the fear. Yeah. The trailers... The trailers... I think there is, I think they did do a kangaroo jack cut like a horror movie. Probably. Like, like the shining one. I remember those, yeah.

Those are great. Now, now you know why I put them in the other room. Yeah, I already knew why you put them in the other room. They're just psychopass. They're, he's walking on the table. It's funny that in like two weeks you're going to be eating them. Yeah. Yeah.

Like you are, I hope you know that's where we're at. Oh, never eat Yoda. They kind of look like rotisserie chickens Oh, they look like, yeah, they look like chickens Yeah, you will I would never eat Yoda though You need fucker? I don't know

I don't know Yeah, you guys will be Depends on how he's He's in the trash Oh fucking god damn it Why do we record Why does it and why does he Throw down the microphone?

I don't know Wash your hands He's I know you didn't consider it And you're not considering that nobody can hear you right now either God God damn you Patrick Just hurry up

Just walk over here Get your cat Okay let's start the list We're really no we're not gonna The list is I don't think the list is long enough It's not long enough? Bantor more I love banter dude

Bantor more Oh my God, the cats are eating the chips This is the worst day of my life, dude I hate your cats I hate everything about this place Look at the poop on his ass, dude He's shitting on the couch He's got poop all over him

He's covered in poop He's not covered in poop He would see it if he was covered in poop You can't see it This is the kind of poop only cool people can see Wow Yeah, I guess Yeah, like that's my sixth sense

Patrick's killing the cat by wrapping the light cord around the neck. I hate them so much. Why? Why do you think? They're making this a disaster. They're fine. They're doing cat stuff.

I hate them. Oh, shit. It's in 10 minutes, that thing is going to feed them. I know. And it's going to be so loud. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be super loud. We can pause.

No, I'll push through it. That's the spirit of the marathon. It is not. Yeah. I don't think we're a job. That's straight up not going to be good. No, it's so loud. At 2 o'clock, we got to pause.

Okay. Let's pause. We'll pause now, and then we'll jump back in after they eat. This is a mistake. That's fine. All right, so the cats are fed now. Cats are fed. It's over. It's all over. Yoda has figured out how to push the feeder so that food comes out, and they open the door. So now he's back. Now he's back to it for more. Yeah. Now he's just licking it. Just leave him. Just sit down. Yeah, just relax. Just relax. Yeah. God, I just despise them more than anything.

Why? Why do you, because they ruin everything. They don't ruin everything. They do not ruin everything. He's just headbutting the food machine. It's unbelievable how shitty they are. They are not shitty at all. They're not terrible, dude.

They're not terrible. I wish that you had a baby. They are babies. They're two babies. You don't even get a diaper. You don't even get to look at the diaper when you change. You got to stop saying that about them. You should make them wear diapers.

You should have diapers for them. Oh, there goes. Yeah. There you go. Wouldn't it be so cool to do that to a gumball machine? I do that to a gumball machine. He's lifting one of the cats is lifting their feeder up and down, getting little pellets to come out. Yeah.

He's hacking it. You know, if you go up to a soda machine and you just click zero, zero. I mean, he's so loud, too. He just picks it. Yeah, he just picks up the feeder and slams it down. God damn it, dude. And it works. I hate them, dude.

Now that Patrick's had the room, I hate them so much. Fuck. Again, I just can't wait for you to have to eat them. No. Yeah. You're going to stuff them with a monster energy can, like a beer can chicken. Yeah. I'm just going to put them inside of each other, like turduckin.

I do not like that. Yeah, you're going to put the small one. You're going to have yo fucking. Yeah, fuck it. Oh, my guy. but yeah my guy I'm excited for these

because we're just gonna like schedule these to be posted and they're just gonna go on way past like when everybody's dead yeah just in like three weeks

but one of these will release to nobody yeah it's gonna be awesome man pretty excited I'm gonna be very pimp yeah it's just a virus though

it's not even like a yeah you are exactly the kind of person who will die no yeah yeah you're just

You're just going to stay here, right? If I get it, I'll die. I'm just going to stay here. Yeah, see, that's why you. You definitely already have it. I don't already have it. I'm going to the woods, player. I can go, I can go to the woods.

You can go to my family. You can't drive. You can go to the woods. She can drive. She's going to, she's going to abandon you to go to Alaska by herself. No. Yes, she will. She's going to go to the Simpsons.

She's going to go to the Simpsons. She's going to go to the Simpsons couch. She would not. She's going to leave behind and sit on the Simpsons couch. How did I think about it? When we record, we're almost doing a Simpsons couch gag. Simpsons couch gag. That's just an hour of them talking into microphones about the Grinch.

Yeah. Yeah. And then the TV turns on and it's the Grinch. They're watching the Grinch too. They go, ah! Yeah. I love Simpsons' couch gags, man. Yeah.

They're funny as hell. How about Simpsons casting couch gags? Okay. Right? And that's all the Simpsons gagging on my penis. How about the Simpsons' couch gags? gag and they get hurt. How about the Simpsons crouch gag and they're in stealth mode.

Yeah. Yeah. They're crouching. Somebody explained that that form of assault, stealthing. Oh, yeah. To me recently. Yeah. And, uh, what a name?

I think they were, I thought they were doing, I was like, what are we playing Metal Gear Solid over here? Is that? Mm-hmm. That was my joke to them. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, no, it's, it's called rape.

Yeah. And I was like, oh, oh, I'm, I thought it was a video game. That's my fault. yeah that's what i said yeah you said in that voice to them oh oh oh i thought you were talking about oh that's what you sound like i'm gonna kick your cat out the window dude don't don't i'm gonna put your cat into a meat grinder don't do that i'm gonna turn him into a hot dog i don't like that i'm gonna turn him into a hot cat i do not like when you do that i'm going to i'm gonna turn him into a slam burger i'm gonna turn him into a smash burger from shake shack i'm gonna

turn him into super smash brothers i'm gonna put them inside the game and they get butt stomped by bowser I'm going to do the... Bowser's butt cheeks are going to crush their heads up. Don't. I'm going to do the home run derby part of Super Smash Bros. Where you hit the big...

What the fuck is that guy? Sorry. Dude, since there's been like... Self-isolation and shit and stuff like that. There has just been so many just insane people walking by my apartment and just shouting.

I don't know what's going on, but there's just people outside. Like, I've heard so many... more, so much more fights. Anjan said that he's noticed an uptick in crazies. Yeah. I think it's just because there's less normals on the street so that you notice. I think also this is the time for the crazies to really go crazy.

That's true. This is the time. People who normally you would walk by and wouldn't be talking to themselves. This is when they will be talking to themselves. Give it two weeks. It's going to be to purge, man. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's why you're going to die, Patrick. No, I'll be fine. Because I'll be at home. I'll have a shotgun aimed at the door. My house is going to be set up with, I can go to my house. I'm going to have marbles on the staircase and hot tar and a nail and a spider. I'll be fine. I'll go to, I'll go to my home in New Hampshire. I'll go to my parents' house. I'm going to go absolutely home alone on these fools.

I have a pellet gun. A pellet gun? And there's a real gun there too. Nice. It's in a safe. I haven't found it yet. I haven't found it yet. I haven't found my gun. I'll just sit outside with the pellet gun and I'll practice. You're going to sit outside on a peloton?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Pat, you should start riding a Peloton. I know someone who has one. I'm going to start rowing. I have a rowing machine in my room that I don't use very often. If I, like, came back and you were just super buff. I don't have anything else to do.

Just get strong. Cameron's going to get prison-willed. I'll probably get strong. I'm just going to try. I'm going to say, I'm going to get strong. I'm going to do it for two days. Then I'm just going to stop. You should just get extremely strong.

I would love to. That would be so cool. But just huge arms. Yeah. Nothing different. Just a huge red arms. I'm worried. I'm just.

going to get fatter. Yeah. I mean, you got to start... You just have to do... The thing is, yeah. Jump a bunch. I'm basically... Nothing for me is changing

other than I can't go outside. Yeah, that's true. Literally, I've been doing this. I've been prepared more than anyone. Yeah. I know what I'm doing here. All you do is you just kind of sit in here and then you get...

Give us the... Give it's Patrick's quarantine tips. What do you do? You go to 7.11 a little bit. You wake up when you wake up. You wake up 2 a.m. 2 a.m. You stay up till 10 in the morning, you fall back asleep.

Wait, so when did you go to sleep to wake up at 2 a.m? No, I haven't gotten there yet. No, you started at waking up at 2 a.m. So what time did you go to sleep to wake up at 2 a.m.? I think he said, I'm getting there. Okay, all right, wake up at 2 a.m. You stay up until 10 a.m. You fall back asleep until 3 a.m.

What? So 3. It's already 24 hours. Yeah, you already went to 5 hours. p.m. Okay. You get dinner, you get lunch, which... Wait, in that order, dinner, and then lunch? You get lunch, which is breakfast. Lunch is breakfast. What time are you eating lunch breakfast? That's at four. Four a.m. or p.m.?

Four p.m. Okay. And then you go to bed at 2 a.m. What do you... When you woke up at 2 a.m. So you wake up, you eat one meal, and then you go to bed when you wake up. And then you wake up. At the same time. And so you, that's the Uber Minch sleep cycle. You, if you can't understand this system, you're going to die. Okay. All right. That's all I'm saying.

I'll die. I'll die. I don't want to try and understand that. Yeah, that makes me absolutely no sense. Time is a, Patrick understands better than anybody that time is a construct and he just exists outside of it. He's not worried about it. You sleep 30 minutes of every hour.

Yeah. Yeah. That's 12 hours, baby. None of it makes sense. When I was at some point in. high school. I was just like homeschooled and like I was going crazy and just like I decided to try the the Uber Minch sleep cycle. Yeah. Where you sleep like you sleep 90 minutes every five hours. Yeah. And yeah, it was like one of the worst weeks in my entire life. I was like going. I was so sleep

deprived that I was like hallucinating. It's it was terrible. Did the cat fart again? No, no. He dropped a dokey in the bathroom for sure. I will say that is pretty cool. Yeah. That a poop can cat in the bathroom. You should teach him the flush. Yeah, he doesn't, he doesn't poop in the toilet anymore. You should teach him, too. Just close the door.

Don't pick it up. Pat's going to shovel it into his mouth. Yeah, Patrick comes back and he just poop all over his mouth. Well, I picked it up. Well, it's all picked up. It's all cleaned up. It smells awful. It's all picked up. Yeah, and then he ties his lips together like a poop bag.

And he can walk outside. Yeah. I can still smell it. It probably smells worse. now. It smells really bad. It's because you just walked up to it. Yeah, that's true.

Oh, my God. That's such a terrible smell. Dude, they have the worst smelling shit. I hate here so bad. Yeah. Why? Because it smells like shit. There's two monsters that run around that are addicted to making noise and eating my food.

And you refuse to wear shoes. It's my house. I don't have to wear shoes. I'm not saying you have to. I'm saying it's part of the reason I hate it. Well, when I moved to the... When I moved the new place in September. True.

You won't. Life will all be dead. Yeah. Yeah. No, we'll be fine. This is, and this is like, I feel like I'm on fear factor right now. This smells so bad. Yeah, it smells pretty bad.

Yeah. This is a challenge to record something while Joe Rogan throws shit at my face. Record a one-hour podcast when a cat is pooped in the bathroom. Your worst fear. He's a stinky little fucker. he is man he fucking sucks all right let's do this list

he doesn't suck all right this list is from Pierce thank you Pierce thank you um follow him at cringe underscore genius

you may have seen him he's on truth point on the street a couple times yeah he's been on here if you live in L.A you've seen him on the street that close to the mic

you've seen him on the street in L.A you've seen him in your house anywhere else you've seen him on the block posted up northside Long Beach He's at Northside Long Beach, Pierce.

He sells CDs of his episodes on this podcast. And says, this is a soul podcast. He says, this is raw, this is real, this is raw shit. Yeah. Just that prom shit. This is what we do. Don't tell your mom shit. Yeah, he says that to people.

Yeah. But he sent us a list called Weirdest Ice Cream Flavors on Top Towns. By user, what is it? Anthony Fantan, Anthony Becarrera. Becara, 831. Becarra. Anthony Bekera 831. Some Italian guy.

Some fucking shitty wop sitting in front of an old, old computer. Just a Lenovo think pad. Yeah, and he's like, I'll write the weirdest ice cream flavors. I think of the weirdest thing I can. All right, before we start, if you had to come up with, if you were in the first episode of Nathan for you, you're coming up with an ice cream flavor. Frozen yogurt flavor.

Shut up. It's frozen. It's not ice cream. This is a different version. This is called Caleb for you. At this point, in this episode, in the ice cream, this version of the episode, he's going to Coldstone and not an, uh, oh, can we do mix-ins to? No, yes. Oh my God, yes. Yes. Okay, with that in mind. All right, who's going first?

Grinch penis. Okay. Can I, and the topping is Grinch balls. Yeah. Uh, fried, uh, bacon. I'm at now imagine that. That's not weird. I would imagine how weird that would be, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And my boyfriend, and licks it out. Soap. Soap? Because you don't... A fried soap with...

And with... Bacon makes sense. And chicken wings. Vanilla? It's not weird. With... Poop chocolate. Can I get the poop chocolate?

Yeah, I would say... You say it fast enough. Can I get the poop chocolate? How about diet? How about diet... Diet crap. Diet Bidies. What about...

large ice cream. Yeah. Can I get a large? And they say, sir, what are you talking? We only have like it and love it sizes. Mm-hmm. Like it, love it, and got to have it.

Yeah. Excuse me, I gotta have it. I gotta have it. I got to have it, poop chocolate. I just remember I have high chews. Yeah. Yeah, you want one? No.

You don't like that. I'll have one. No, I love high chews. I just can't eat it right now. Oh, because it'll freak him out to eat this right now. I threw up so much yesterday. My teeth are soft. And then you had Chipotle.

You can't eat a high chiro And then you're like These things can handle Asada I didn't get Asada I got chicken The asada there is like $9 I don't know I think it's all the same price

Chicken's like $8 No what are you talking about It's not all the same price It's Jopole It isn't but I don't think I don't like to 50 for chicken $750 for veggies $8 for carnitas

850 for steak 850 for barbaco 950 for Karnay Asai $9.50? Mm-hmm. That's too expensive. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I got it like twice. It's pretty good, though. It was good. Oh, no, wait. It's $750 for So Frida's, too. What about the weirdest Chipotle flavors?

Yeah. Vanilla. Vanilla would be... Any ice cream flavor would be a terrible Chiple flavor. But what if it's like a fried ice cream at Chipotle? What is that? And you get a chiro. What?

I'm saying, like, something you put on a rice bowl. Yeah. You can put ice cream on the bowl. ice cream does go in bowl and no rice yeah what about a rice flavor rice flavor of ice cream I'm sure that exists in Japan

I've had it why would it exist in Japan probably in Thailand yeah why would they have it in Japan yeah why would they have it in Japan they're saying Japanese people like rice yeah what the fuck is your problem dude no they have no

now you're saying they don't like rice no Japanese people hate rice I'm sending you to the news my friend I got a scoop for you I got a scoop for you daily dot ice cream it's an ice cream

podcast host and it's poop podcast host first says Japanese people like rice and then says they hate it not only are you racist

you're a flip flopper too yeah racist flip flopper Patrick that's my problem with all those guys they go on Ellen and they're like

I used to be I used to be a Nazi in prison and now I like help stop people from being racist it's like stop flip flopping yeah

just pick a Side, dude. Yeah. Mitt Romney. Racist flip flopper? What am I in the beach in Florida? Yeah, racist flip flops? Yeah.

What am I on a beach in Florida? Or South Carolina? What am I a beach in Florida? What am I on a beach in Florida? One of the funniest things I ever saw was in South Carolina. I saw a big fat black guy on a Confederate flag floaty in the middle of the ocean. It's pretty good. That's pretty cool.

I was just like, that's really funny. It was funny. You should have taken a picture of him. Yeah. That's a thing. like people from the north don't really get about the south though it's like it's so just like something that you see so much that you're just like desensitized to it yeah you don't even really like that guy probably did never thought about that he was just like yeah yeah it's a floaty

that it's like the only one at the whatever like surf shop i went to yeah the cat is on my hand no he doesn't Caleb hit the cat stop hitting my cat I'm not hitting him I'm petting him stop that if you if I was hitting him he'd walk away he walked away. He just walked away because you were hitting him. I wasn't hitting him. You were hitting him. You were. I don't hit cats. He's doing domestic abuse. No. Yeah. And it's not even your own domestic. That's what's so fucked up about it. Yeah, he just shit. Of course he smells like shit. All right. Weirdest ice cream flavors. Number one, horse flesh.

That's pretty weird. That's no different than bacon ice cream in my eyes. That's like Taco Bell. Yeah, Taco Bell actually has horse flesh ice cream. Do they have ice cream there? Yeah, they do. They should. Yeah, they should have a horchata ice cream. I'd eat that. Taco Bell horch...

They should have horchata at Taco Bell. They should have cheeseburgers at Taco Bell. And pizza. And video games. Oh, my God. They should have a ball pit. And free drinks. And a girlfriend.

Yeah. That you can rent out in the bathroom. Yeah. And they should have a bidet. They have that at the Taco Bell canteen. They should have... You should be able to work. work there for free if you want you should be able to hop behind the kitchen

account to start working the Taco Bell in downtown crossing 15 bucks an hour for baseline employee dude I would do I would you they got some I would pay them to be able to use that sour cream cock gun oh yeah yeah that thing is fucking sick I'm gonna fill that with pee I'm gonna use it into the toilet they shoot the beans and the cheese and the sour cream cream out of like a out of a fucking piping gun i wish i could go to taco bell right now you could that'd be that's i would say that's a huge danger zone right yeah just go just go in a hazmat suit it's fine i mean walking into a taco bell in a hazmat suit spray everything yeah spray the person in front of you their face like pepper spray yeah yeah the top comments you know we were making fun of that guy on the

bus to new york but that guy what did deserve to be made fun of yeah at that point in time yeah there was a guy dressed like he was in fallout yeah he was wearing like a gas mask like that's no difference to that versus just wearing like a mask he's wearing a gas mask and a Kanye west graduation hat yeah no that guy absolutely deserved to be made fun of um but yeah yes he's one of our patrons yeah yeah um the number of top comment on horse flesh is ew oh my god what would incline somebody so that they would eat horse flesh obviously some people can't spell or else they wouldn't eat it i'll tell you what would incline me ice cream yeah i don't care what flavor it is how young as it's ice as long as it's ice cream i'm only i'm only eating

horse flesh because i can't spell yeah i thought this said delicious snack yeah i thought it said it was a bucket full of just a red disgusting i thought it said horschata i thought it said horse fresh yeah and i was like hmm yeah i thought it said candy i just can't spell at all i don't even i don't I thought it was just a drawing. I thought it was a really bad drawing that didn't look like anything, but it was words. I just saw ice cream. I recognize ice cream with just little pieces of raw meat. I thought it said delicious.

So I ate it. I thought it said red delicious apple flavored. Somebody says, what in the heck are people putting in food now? Somebody says, and this, my dear mort- Wait, Pat, reread this. This is your comment. And this, my dear mortals, is when all hope of the human-remoner, race, regaining their dignity and sanity

was lost. That's what it was. It was saying horse flesh. We should have Lloyd on. I would love to have Lloyd on, dude. Yeah. Yeah, he's a man. He would, he definitely knows this website. I would bet he's ranked

SpongeBob characters on here before or something. Yeah. You poor horsies. Imagine this is someone's favorite ice cream. Dot, dot, dot. Yuck. I'm getting so mad imagining this is someone's favorite ice cream. Oh, God.

This is your favorite ice cream? What would the guy look like whose favorite ice cream? Probably wearing a hat. Probably look exactly like Patrick. Yeah. Probably me with a hat. Yeah, he's not wearing shoes at the ice cream place. A cowboy hat.

It's Patrick with no shoes and a cowboy hat. I think I'm going to pick up. We can make that happen. I think I'm going to make that happen pretty quick. I'm going to pick up a signature hat. I think I'm going to shave my head and just have a cig hat. Back away from me. Why?

Because you definitely have the virus. I don't. You've been coughing. So? You've been coughing? I've been coughing because I've been quitting vaping. Okay. That's...

I don't know. I still don't want you coughing around me. That's what I would make up to. I just got a Bans in Town artist alert. Ariel Pink sent me a message. Patrick just got an alert that he has the virus on his phone. His phone said we connected your connection. Patrick will die from it.

No. And we will live. live and we will carry on. I don't think I'll die from it. I think you'll get, I think you will lose your legs. That's just from the diabetes. Yeah, but you'll go to the hospital because of the virus and they'll say you have it, but you're probably going to be fine.

But while you're here, we should get rid of that leg. You do have diabetes in your legs. I ever, uh, and you just have, you, you, you have giant swollen purple, like rescue hero legs and you're like, no, I don't have diabetes. I think, uh, I don't know how this person, I think it might have been my mom's grandpa, but he did get his leg removed. Somebody in my family, I don't know who it was. Someone in my mom's side of the family got their leg removed, and then every year at Christmas, like, after they passed away, they would fill up the leg, like, the plastic leg, they would fill it up with, like, Christmas reeds, and they would make us take pictures with the leg.

Oh, my God. Holy shit, dude. Yeah. I thought you were going to say they filled up with eggnog. No. Yeah, I thought it was going to be a drink, too. No, there's pictures of me, like, really, really young, and I'm just... With a leg?

With a leg filled with Christmas stuff. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah. That rocks. My, uh, my, my uncle had an eye patch and... My uncle had an eyepatch. My uncle had a play on it. He had, he showed me how to drop.

My uncle had an eye patch. Or no, my, my, like, second cousin, some guy that I would see, like, once every three years or whatever. Yeah, your boyfriend. And my dad, I always would ask, my dad, I'd be like, what is wrong with him? And my dad would be like, he used to be a pirate. And I believe that for so long. Yeah.

He was just like a guy. He worked as like, I think he worked as like a greeter at Walmart. Which by the way, if you're, yeah, if you're the greeter at Walmart, you should not, if you get hired at Walmart and you have an eyepatch, they should not make you the Greeter, man. That's the Walmart from Escape from New York. Yeah. Yeah, the Walmart that Kurt Russell works.

Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to Walmart, motherfucker. All right. Number two, weirdest ice cream flavor. It's an oldie, but it's a goodie. It's poop. Poop is honestly the number one oldie but goody.

Yeah. Poop is the number one worst ice cream flavor. I'm thinking of ice cream tasted like this poop smells right now. Doesn't smell that bad? It did. It doesn't smell as bad right now. It's because we're used to it. Because I think it's because I said it's, I think I sucked all that.

the poop in. Oh, you did? Yeah, they got some stinky ass shits, man. I got to figure out what's going on with them. I think that maybe this is tough food. I think anything, anybody or thing that eats tiny beads of stuff is going to have smelly shit. That's true.

Doesn't matter what kind of food it is. That's why you have such stinky shit. Yeah. Somebody comments on poop and says, now I can't stop laughing. And says, what? Is this an actual thing? Oh, it is. Yeah, I would, again, refer you to that episode of Nathan for you.

Okay, well, that's frozen yogurt, so that one doesn't have anything to do with this. Yeah, I guess right. Here's a weird ice cream flavor. Well, we got a... Okay, well, here's mine. Yeah. Charlie bit my finger flavored. Oh, my God.

So does it taste like... Charlie's finger? No, yeah, it tastes exactly like Charlie's finger. Charlie's finger flavored ice cream. Just like kind of salty, has a bugger all. on it. Yeah. Yeah.

And it makes you laugh. No, not Charlie's finger. No, if boogers isn't on this list, this is a bad list. Yeah. The top comment here is another Patrick comment. There's a comment Patrick left on his philosophy alt. I don't know why any of these are on the weirdest ice cream flavors. I find them to be quite tasteful, especially human flesh.

We got a badass. Oh, my God. Freaking Hannibal Jekter or Hector over here. All right, Anthony Jasselin. Hannibal Jankter over here. The Dark Philosopher. Yeah. Yeah.

I like this comment also. What drugs you use when making this list? Dude, what kind of freaking drugs? I'm on poop. Yeah, I'm high on poop right now. Yeah. What kind of drugs do you have to take them? We should do an episode on Jankham, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. We should all get fucked up on Jankham and toilet wine and then do an episode. Yeah. Pruno-flavored ice cream. Bruno-flavored ice cream. And it opened it. it opens its penis up and it says Bruno.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a funniest scene in that movie. That motherfucking movie. The part where they make Paula Abdul sit on a person. Yeah. It's so funny. It's true.

Yeah. Anyway. Why are you cracking onto the microphone? What are you doing? No cracking my hand. Why are you doing it on the microphone? We're getting too much heat. Yeah.

I just heard it in my headphones. We're trying to kill my cats and shit. We're trying to eat his cats. We're telling him that he sucks. That's not even good. What's not? good. I love my cats. You can't say that you're going to eat them. You love the cats. I have said it so many times. You can't say anything. What are you going to do? I'm going to get upset about it and then I'm

not going to say anything and then I'm just going to be upset every time that you say it. About eating a cat? Yeah. Okay. That's fine with me. Yeah, dude, if you say that, I'll get so quietly mad at you. If you say that, I'll get upset and you'll never know. You diabolical, you have a female brain, Pat. Here's a comment from trolls fan 536. It says, one time my brother said chocolate ice cream is poop. One time my brother said chocolate ice cream is poop, and I threw up. Do you guys think, do you guys subscribe to the idea that two girls one cup, it's just chocolate ice cream that they put up there?

You think it's real poop? No, I saw the butt. Yeah, but they shoot it up there with like a piping bag. Nah. You don't like so? No. I think it is. It looked like poop.

He's right. Chocolate ice cream looks like poop. Chocolate ice cream doesn't look enough like poop. I think it's too melty in that. No, it's too green in that video to be ice cream. But I have never had a poop. I mean, it doesn't matter hovering in your ass. I think the question is just whether it's real poop or not.

I don't think it has to be hot-loid ice cream. Yeah, it could be icing or something. I just mean, I think that poop, you, like, when I poop, I think that they, when they went into that. It's dust. I mean, closer to dust than that shit, when they went into that video, there's no way that they could have known exactly what the poop was going to look. Maybe the-

Because sometimes I poop And it's like It's like a million little strings Of crap You got a problem You gotta go to the doctor I do have a problem It's Plato spaghetti

It's what it looks like sometimes Caleb is a No because you have a thing A plastic stuck in your butt You have it Sometimes it comes out like a You have a little sieve I have a triangle

Shaped poop sometime Yeah He has a You got a salt shaker lid stuck in your asshole I don't know I just think

I think that they they had no idea what it was going to come out like and it came out perfect. I mean, that's a picture perfect poop. Nah. Yeah, it looks good, man. Good enough to eat. Okay, I'm okay. I will, I will consider that they did poop into the cup

and then, because there is a cut so I do think that maybe they pooped into the cut and then changed it to ice cream. They examine the poop. There's one part where she's opening up the asshole and licking the poop out. Okay, I forgot about that part. Yeah. So no, it was definitely not. I think that you could, I think I could recreate that video with zero poop.

Do it. I think you, that is the podcast about Liz's challenge. When you're, when you're, I'm going to blast Patrick with an anima. No. Yeah, I, I, no, no, you said you would recreate it. You got to recreate it on your own, but it's two girls. Uh-uh.

Yeah, it's two girls. It's perfect. You mean Patrick. Yeah. Yeah, we'll put on wigs. I'll put on the dress I have to wear. And I'll suck, I'll suck chocolate ice cream out of your asshole. Like, there's no fucking tomorrow, baby.

I can't be in the video You can be in the video It'll just be your ass Okay They won't show your face It will just be your ass With a tattoo I got an hemorrhoid problem

I can't be in this You have a hemorrhoid problem That is better So you can get Suck the blood out Yeah It just sells it You know

Because you got a one up them It's true Yeah Two girls One bloody cut A big hairy With a hemorrho With a hemorrho

That's so crazy They got They got for that video. They did? Yeah. By who? I don't know.

They said two gross. Just guys. It was during like the Bush. It was the Supreme Court. They sued them. Yeah. They're two gross guys. That's why Ruth Bader Ginsburg is trying to stay alive just in case it goes back to

the Supreme Court. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is trying to get two girls, one cup shut down. Yeah. No, they got sued. I don't remember what four. Anyway, let's go to number three. Too sexy. We got sued by the nasty police for eating shit.

The nasty police. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Yeah. Number three is Viagra. Now, this is an ice cream flavor I think I eat. They, I feel like we were, if Extends had become... Wouldn't it just be a salt flavor? It isn't it in and Viagra, just salts?

What? Isn't it like how the Adderall is just like... I would, I've never looked into it, honestly. Yeah. Honestly, I narrowly think that. I... Also, blue ice cream does look pretty tasty. Have you, I remember as a kid eating,

do you ever eat blue cotton candy ice cream? No. Oh, I, it was this place, uh, Mrs. Moos that had blue cut. I thought he went to Mrs. Mo Moos. Yeah, I did. And I sucked on her udders, a fucking bitch. One of my aunts used to call it, Mr. Mumu. No, I didn't.

One of my aunts used to call the short bus the Moomoo bus. Huh. So that's where Caleb went. No, I didn't. Yeah. No, I went to regular, I went to regular school. You went to the, you were on the Moomoo Bus, man. No, no, no, I went to regular school.

You went to Dome School and gave Dome. No, I didn't. You were dumb schooled. You were dumb schooled. You guys were combed schooled. Your parents would have a beautiful, beautiful hair. Your parent would, your dad would come and he'd comb in your mouth. No.

Yeah. It's because I have beautiful hair. No. My dad taught me how to make a harmonica out of a comb and tissue paper. Oh, yeah. Me too, man. That's a classic, dude. That's a white trash classic move.

Yeah. Actually, no, Gordon from Sesame Street taught me that. I can't credit my dad for that. That was like, a, it was like science fair for me. Yeah. Yeah, my dad would just be like, I remember we had a book of like a bunch of things you can make with duct tape. and I would just make

like wallets and shit I had a duct tape wallet for a long time My dad still makes duct tape wallets They're sick dude Dude fucking It's a boss

Lame Dude I can make a trifold duct tape You make a tri-force dude I can make a tri-force duct tape Yeah Yeah No you couldn't Anyway I would eat blue cotton candy

Ice cream Anyway I eat cotton candy all the time I'm not retarded I would eat cotton candy All the time growing up And I would shit blue shit and uh but then I would be like mom

I think I think I'm an alien you ever have purple cow ice cream stop making shit up no it's a good thing so it's a good flavor it's raspberry dark chocolate is that from Lizzie's or something they have it at different places I think it was like a Hershey's flavor

yeah did you guys eat because it's a really good flavor did you guys eat like hoodie cups growing up or whatever Hoodsies? Hoodsies? Yeah. Yeah, we, that's not a thing that we don't have hood milk. Yeah, that's like a local thing. It's so weird. Everybody's so weird. The milk brands are like, local milk brands. Yeah, that's true. Like, we have like Oakhurst and Hood. Yeah, yeah. Oakhurst weirds me out because they put an acorn on there and that should not be a normal milk. Because you think it's egg. Yeah, you should only put it on nut milks. Acorn milk. Exactly. Oak milk. Acorn milk, you can milk it like a nipple, though. Yeah. Because it looks like a brass. Yeah, it does look like a humongous brad. A big wooden breast that a pirate woman would have. A pirate woman with two giant acorn breasts.

Yeah. Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful. A comment on Viagra says, I fell out of my chair and died of laughter thinking about Viagra ice cream. Yeah, and then he landed on his rock hard penis. Yeah, snapped it in half. Yeah. Who is this, Zulthar?

From big. Zerator. What are you saying? Says taste good. Zerator. Number four is bull. blood. That disgusts me.

The very thought of this makes you want to dress my pants for an ice cream. This run of four comments is really good. I kind of want to try this for a weird

reason. When I was a kid, I tried my blood one day and I kind of found out what vampires like about it. And the last one, I like blood, and I'm not joking.

Do you have a vampire kid at your school? Absolutely. Yeah, ma'am. We had a kid who drank someone's blood in the bathroom. Wait, this comment,

wait, this comment says, So yummy. Jeffrey DeMar. Jeffrey DeMar. Someone says, Vampire's favorite ice cream flavor, and then someone responds and says, I'm dying with laughter.

Well, that's a scary comment. Yeah. I'm dying. With laughter. Yeah, with laughter. Laughter is the name of a vampire. Yeah. Laughter, the Dracula.

Take your mic away from your face when you chew. You're literally the same as Patrick. Don't ever say that. I knew that would get you. What's wrong with me? It's just Caleb doesn't like it. I don't know what he doesn't like about that. Just with food.

You guys are both bad with food. I never eat. This is my first time ever eating. Yeah, but when you do it, you eat it right in the mic because you don't think about it. You guys need to be more conscientious. You guys need to be more respectful when we're recording. You need to suck a fuck of my balls.

You pussy. What? I can't wait to bury you. Dude, I'm going to... What's next? I'm going to dig into you. What's next on the list? You're your ass. Number five.

I'm going to tickle my way up in you. Tickle me, Cameron. I'm going to tickle you to death because you ask for it. No. I would not ask for that. You would walk around the mall asking people to tickle you until you die. I'm going to wriggle up you like an eel. No, you won't.

And I'm going to die in there. I'm going to climb inside you and die. you and die. I'm going to smell awful, and you won't be able to get me out. I'm too big. I'll get stuck, dude. I'll hold on tight. Taller than you.

You're going to have to make some room for me. Yeah. You're going to have to make some room for me inside of you because I'm going to come in there and die. Yeah, because tomorrow I'm going to crawl up in you and I'm going to die. I'm going to crawl in your ass and die. And that's facts. And that's facts, B. Yeah.

The next one is cabbage. Cabbage flavored, I'd eat it. Yeah. I love cabbage. I love cabbage. I like that cabbage when you leave it out, it smells like shit. Yeah. That is so fun.

It's such a funny vegetable. Because you vegetables have various, like, you know, onions, like they have that. Oh, kale. Cale smells like a dumpster. Yeah. You leave kale out? It smells like that dumpster out there. But that's like, from what I understand, that's like a defense mechanism that they have when they're being like, like, that's why onions make you cry.

is because it's because you're breaking the cells. Yeah, but it's like part of, it's that developed as like basically a defense mechanism. That's why you have to cut it while it's attached to like the root part. Yeah. And like cabbage, if it starts to get too warm or whatever, it just starts to smell like dog shit. Yeah, it's like Irish people boil it. Yeah. Because they love to smell.

They love that smell, dude. Every corn beef and cabbage, though, that's a combo that can't be. You guys are stupid. Well, we're talking about ice cream. Did you guys get every ice cream place nearby emailed, me and said, we now have e-gift cards, like the exact same email. What? Why do you have

so many ice cream places? I was, no. It was like two or three, I think. But it was like the same... You signed up for the global ice cream registry. It was so weird, because I don't know how... Oh, you know, I bet I logged onto their Wi-Fi before. That's probably what it is. Oh. You logged on to...

That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. You logged on to their Wi-Fi? Yeah. Cameron went to ice cream. You were maybe for real, bro. Cameron went to ice cream.com and put in his... email. Say up to date on the newest flavors. Cameron went to moose tracks.

Moose tracks.org. Yeah. Because he wanted to find out all the places that had moose tracks. Is that a local ice cream? Uh, moose. Moose track. No, I think that's a flavor of ice cream. Yeah, no. I thought that that was, uh, I thought that was local to like New England, or I thought it was like a New Hampshire flavor because of all the moose.

No, I think it's just a thing. What about, what about chocolate? Yeah, chocolate's a Texas thing. Yeah. No. What about Rocky Road? That's only from that one Rocky Road. Well, I feel, okay, I feel like Rocky Road is what people, like, I thought for a long time that Rocky Road was like a West Coast version of Moose Tracks.

No, two different ice creams. Really? What's in Rocky Road? Rocky Road is, wait, what's Moose Tracks? Moose Tracks is like peanut butter and like chocolate. Yeah, no. Rocky Road is like chocolate ice cream with like vanilla, like, like, cream stuff. in it and then like pecans or something it's filled with cream uh it's like a there's a nut in it

you pump cream into it i only knew about rocky road because of the weird al song is an owl song there's an owl song about it no wait i want to get to the next one is really good i want to get to it the next number six is breast milk oh they make there's definitely well yeah the comments say this flavor actually exists i would love to try this one day from what i understand it it tastes like stinky shit i really like like this, this comment that says, what? That's crazy. The only people who like it is babies. Babies is capitalized. Yeah. And spell B-A-B-Y-S. I wonder what breast milk tastes like. I almost tasted it before.

No, you tasted it before. You just don't remember, bitch. My friend tried it on France. I don't understand. At a state fair in Wisconsin, come get your ice cream made from breast milk from cows. Turns out he was saying fresh milk. I do understand that there is, that they do sell breast milk and breast milk ice cream. I just wonder how it is harvested and like how much are these women being paid? Is it like a donation thing? I think maybe they're making it for their baby. No, but why? Yeah, but how do they, like, what is it get to the ice cream? Do they like, do they like put their, their hat on from the coat rack, walk out the door with a suitcase and walk into like a factory

and get plugged up like a cow? No, they put their boob in the freezer. They put... They put their boob in the... There's two holes cut into the freezer and they just have to go and stand in it for a while. They stand in it for like an hour and then it freezes all the breast milk

and then they just kind of squish it out like a soft serve machine. Oh, that's not a bad idea. Again, it's a small hole, so you've got to wait a long time. Yeah, it takes so long. Half of it's already melted by the time you're done.

See, I just don't... I just am interested. interested in the logistics of oh my god vice should do a video about that yeah yeah that would crush it's like uh i'll do these women are changing the breast milk ice cream industry if somebody has to be the journalist who goes around to all the breast milk places and and watches i'll do it no you won't i'll go and i'll watch all the breasts yeah i will all the hot mommies that's what's so hot about a pregnant woman is it's like a third boob.

It's like a third giant boob with a guy in it. Oh my God. The only thing better than a normal boob without a guy is a third one with no nipple and a hole instead. And a guy's inside. Yeah. Oh my God. What if there are guys inside the other ones and we just didn't know?

Little guys. Oh my God. And breast milk is their piss. There's them cum. And it's two milkmen. Yeah. And they're pouring out of glass. They're pouring their cum out of a glass into the tip.

It's not even come. It's just milk. No, it is, man. It's milk they get from the milkman factory. How does it get into the girl? How does it get into the girl? Think about it. How when you make...

The girls make milk because the guy made milk into the girl. No, they get a shipment. The same milk comes up and out of the breast. They get a shipment every week from the magic school bus. Mm-hmm. Which goes inside of the girls. Which drops off the milkman. Yeah.

And he pours the milk out into the kid. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We have come up with one of what could be... This is the system. This could be a great Disney ride. This would be the great system. This is the new Pixar movie.

Yeah. John Lasseter, you weird pervert. I know you want to jump on this right away. Yeah, I would like to go into the Magic School Bus. Actually, I want to go into a cool Magic School Bus style Ferrari and go and check out Miss Frizzles flaps down there. You know what I mean? I want to drive around them like a Formula One track.

Just over and over again. you know and then i want to i want to get air on her giant clit i want to i want to jump it like the grand canyon i want to jump her pussy like the grand canyon in the magic school bus i do a flip yeah oh no i fell in oh no you have to get me with your fingers if you can catch me and then i'm running around her vagina as she tries to catch me with her pinky yeah that's disgusting and she killed me

He kills you by accident. Yeah. And that kid, I'm, yeah, I'm Arnold right now. That's who I am. You're on, what, the one who isn't fun? You are home, dude. I'm the lizard, dude. I'm the lizard.

Arnold says we should have stayed home today. You are home. You can't be Arnold. Pick a different one. You see him? Patrick is Carlos. Mincea. Yeah.

Did that? Remember that when you would say that? D. He would say D-T-D. Remember the D-T-D song? Oh, I remember every single. If you are a D, please don't marry a D. Follow the genetic.

and you'll see your kids will be D-2-Ds. Oh, my God. What a genius, dude. That is so smart. He's a smart guy, dude. Carlos Men Steal ya. Yeah, he was so smart. His brain just couldn't think of anything.

What was his real name? Like, Chuck? His name was Ned Arnell. Ned Arnell. Whoa. Ned. That's awesome. I know so much about Carlos.

He was my favorite comedian when I was nine. The video where Joe Rogan goes on stage of comedy store. That video broke my heart. He's so funny. That video broke my freaking heart when I was all. 11 years old. Carlos Mincea was on stage and Joe Rogan in the middle of a show at the comedy store goes on stage because Carlos like stole the joke and he's like, you stole this joke.

Like you stole this joke from a guy in the audience right over there. And Carlos is just like, you're a loser man. Everybody in the audience loves me, bro. And then like two weeks later his show got canceled. Yeah. Dude, that video. I remember the radio interview thing where he steals, he, he, you know what I'm talking about? He steals like the Bill Cosby bit?

No, I don't know. Oh no, that was a WTF episode where he like makes everything up? No, there's a video where he calls into something and he says a joke and then the he hangs up and the person like on the radio store or whatever is like, that was my joke. There's a might, maybe it wasn't Carlisle. There was some jokes, one, some joke stealing comedian who did that. I mean, I'm sure it was him. His episode of WTF, he goes on the first episode and just tells like a bunch of lies about

like not stealing jokes and like, because Mark Marin asked him about it. and then Mark Maren released another episode like a week later that was like the guy who used to open for Carlos Monsia who they just talked the entire time about how he's like a pathological liar and just like can't tell the truth and like is this stole like jokes from him the entire time he was opening for him and then Carlos Mincea comes on again and he's like yeah man I stole all the jokes

damn it's so funny we have a bunch of patrons yeah should we save them like do like half of them and then like do you know they subscribe we should do it yeah no i know i know but we're marathon recording today it's okay we just know that for the next couple episodes we probably won't say anybody's name well that's what i'm saying should we just do like no we should change anything though yeah you know it doesn't really matter yeah all right let's start my all right so our first patron shout out to carlos mensia oh no and net arnell yeah um elic nanurb thank you yeah i think i that sounds familiar i think it's on the discord

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Owen Aldrit. What's up, Owen? Thank you. Matthias August Anderson. That's what's up. Thank you. Madeline Busby. Thank you, Madeline Busby.

Ben Snape. That's pretty sick. I should not be mentioned. Yeah, you know what, Ben Snape? We can't say your name. I take that back. You shall not be named. Owen, thank you.

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It's full. Jack Cates. Jack Cates. Thank you. Shout out to Jack. Dennis Campbell. Shout out to Dennis. Love Dennis.

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thomas we're gonna have thomas back on soon yeah is that that that thomas it just says oh okay hey i don't recognize his name with that as zero in it but it is yeah if your name had a zero in it i would recognize it yeah sorry bitch yeah okay yeah all right uh thanks guys yeah we didn't Should we just, type, bye, da, da, bye, da, dad, should we just continue the list? No, all right, bye. That would be pretty funny.