Podcast About List - Ep. 96 - Yelawolf the prince of weed

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

420 friendly weedisode recorded on the Day of the Doink... dia de los Mary J... Green Monday.. smocke it if you "kush" it!   www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist

You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Podcasts for the ball list. You're really crap monster. All right, I'm recording two. Let's try this again. All right. One more time. Happy 420.

Because Patrick is so high, I'm so stone. He literally, he fucked up his audio because he thought he saw. He tried to smoke his microphone. Yeah, he thought he saw a, he thought he saw a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a chip. He thought he saw a flaming hot Cheeto and it was actually the end recording button because it was red.

He saw the red, the red, the record button and he thought it was a... A to take-way's view of Ataki. Yeah, he thought it was a to taki flying towards him and he tried to catch it with his... He tried to eat it with his hands. On the mouse. That's what happened.

Yeah, and now he's... I don't smoke anymore. Patrick's so high. Dude, I can see it in your eyes. Are your eyes so red? My eyes are red because of allergies. What have you been crying? Have you been crying about how high you are?

You got so high that you started crying? It's not true. You did, man. You got so high that you're crying now. That's why stoners have red eyes because weed makes you so emotional. Yeah. It makes you so emotional you cry. Yeah, they watch Seth Rogen and they laugh so hard that tears come out of their eyes.

They watch sheesh and shong. Sheesh and shing shing. Sheishing shing shong. She's shing shong. The stoner samurai. Shishing shong. Yeah. But they watch him and they cry because he's so good at karate.

And he's beautiful. No, I just, it's fucking, my allergies have been flaring up because it's the springtime. That's what I told my parents, too. No, it's the springtime and my allergies. I'm done smoking weed. I'm never smoking weed again. What happened to you? I don't remember.

But there was the whole month of January pretty much. I was high every day. That's what I'm talking about. And then I think February too, I did lose the dab pen before New York, which sucked. That was the worst. Yeah, it's probably good for you. That was good for me, was not good for Dom. Oh, yeah, true.

You can still have mine when this is over. Ah, why don't you just mail it to me? Because it's not with me. I'm on my mom's says. Mail it. Mail it to me. Okay. Okay. No. Don't mail anything.

I'm going to turn you into a male. Well, yeah, finally. Fighting words. Mail Patrick. Yeah, let's see. It's 420 when we're recording this, but not when you're listening to it. I'm in the car. 422.

I was just trying to think of what, we didn't say anything else. 420, the sequel today. Yeah, the sequel to 420. Finally. What's the, what's the most memorable time? you guys ever, ever toked? You ever lit up a fatty? Probably the time I smoked K2.

Yeah, I've smoked, I've accidentally smoked K2 quite a few times. Yeah, that is definitely my worst weed memory is smoking not weed. Yeah. Just thinking my dog wanted to fuck me. It's not good. Yeah, the first time I got high alone, I played Pokemon Go and got high, and I thought I freaked out I thought I was inside Pokemon Go. Whoa.

Sounds like you also smoked K too. Cameron, the gamer. Cameron's gamer mind sometimes can't differentiate between reality and Pokemon Go. Yeah. It's a problem. I'd be walking around my house

throwing pokey balls. Whoa. Let me tell you what. Yeah, I'm trying to catch my dog. Just throwing a bath bomb at my dog. Yeah. I was nailing in the eye It escaped

Fuck I guess I have to kill my dog Yeah I uh I played Pokemon Go a lot when it first came out Because I was in California And I was like 17 or whatever Yeah no I'm glad I think if I'm glad it came out when it did

Yeah Be in like high school or like the very end of high school I might have been the summer after high school for me I think it was something like that too I just remember I was like I, I, I, I, I, I, I, me and my cousins were all drunk driving and piled into a car and played Pokemon Go in a place for the speed limit was like 15 miles an hour. Yeah. And, uh, we, we just stayed in the car and didn't talk to each other. Just swipe their phones for two hours. Nice. Oh, for me, yeah, it was just perfect to like, be like to have, be like, oh yeah, I'm going to play Pokemon Go with my friends and just walk around town and drink and smoke. Yeah, man. Sick. It's a fucking party to it. None of, none of my friends at the time. That's a spirit of 420. Pokemon.

Pokemon go. Yeah. That's a spirit of 420. They should make a... Smokeymon blow. Smokymon blow. Smokymon blow a smoke cloud. Uh-huh.

Yeah, I'm catching Rikachu. He reeks of marijuana sore. Doincachu. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm catching Pika choosing to smoke weed. Mm-hmm. And I'm...

And also Mew... Mew... Mew or one. Mew too high. Muiruana. Mewrwana. Mewrwana and... Snorlax is me when I smoke too damn much.

Yeah, big... Yeah, I'm snorlaxed right now because I'm walking to get pringles out of the fridge. Yeah, and I smoke... I, you combine, you combine Charmander and Ivy Sore in a vase that has squirtle. Oh my God, dude. Whoa. And you make... And you, and you, and you, and you, and you have fun.

Smoke a bong. Smoke a bong. Smoke a bong is one of the best. Smoke a bong, blow. One of the best smoky mon glows, glows, mows. Yeah. Blow mo. Yeah, how about Pokemon mow?

And it's, uh, and you mow the lawn. And you mow the lawn. But also you have Mo, Mo Sizzlack from Simpsons is the Pikachu, because he's also yellow. Yeah. That's cool. Right. He's electric type for sure. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of pica pica, he's like, Mo, Mo. Kind of interesting to think about. Yeah, absolutely. Mo, fire.

He doesn't use fire. He's electric type. Oh, you're right. I'm saying pica. I was thinking of pica fire, but that's a, that's from, that's what Ness says in SuperSuch, brother. That's PK fire.

Yeah, it's Peky. I just always thought it was Pika. I thought that they were friends. Psychokinesis. I thought when I was a kid I thought Ness was Ash I thought I was Nass Wait dude smoke a bong blow

You play as ash Smoke a bong blow You're ash And Ash and Ash smoke em Yeah ash Ash smoke them

Um You instead of a bike you have a scooter Uh huh And uh Instead of a hat you have a joint Yeah Instead of all your clothes You have a joint for each item of clothing.

Uh-huh. Yeah. And you still, surf is still an option in the game. Yeah. Yeah. But you also, you can, you scooter and you surf. And then, instead of, instead of Goldene, it's, it's a gold weed. Gold weed.

Gold weed. Yeah. The, and Pokemon Crystal Strains. Oh, my God. Oh, Pokemon, Indica and Sativa. Yeah Damn, that's awesome And then there's like a one that comes out a year later

Called Pokemon Hybrid Damn Instead of Team Rocket, it's team don't smoke it Mm-hmm Yes, dude They're the police It's team Ronald Reagan Yeah

And Ronald Reagan Is there is the Ronald Reagan is the final four Who's that? That's my mom Okay What's up, dude? My mom walked by the car window

What's up, dude We're talking about smoking Smokymon, Mrs. Fedder. Smokey bong. Smoky bong, blow. Smokyong blow. And then there's also Smokey bong grow, which is the, which is like a farming simulator. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Smokeymon, but like, it's like Pokemon mystery dungeon, but it's Smokymon Andrew's basement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's the mystery dungeon, is Andrew's basement. Yeah, and you guys watch like old Monty Python cliffs and smoke weed. Yeah, and you're like, I don't get this. They, why are they talking that way? Yeah, it's too random for me.

Yeah, I agree. What is that voice they're doing? Dude, do you ever smoke weed and then Monty Python's the Holy Grail totally makes sense to you for the first time ever? Monty, Monty, Monty, my bong, the holy bong. The smoky, smoky, smoky my bong. Smoky my bong and the holy strain. No, the smoking and the smoking. And the smoking bong.

Smoky my bong and the smoking bong. Yeah. The life of Brian. The life of the weed of Brian. Yeah. Yeah, the high of Brian. The meaning of high. Yeah.

Smoky my bongs, the meaning of high. Monty Smoky My Bongs Highing Sir Highing We're high Smokis

Highing Smokis Yeah Smokis Yeah Smoky My Bonds Highing Smokis Hiking Smokis Haing Smokis.

Yeah That's the name of their show. I love I love weed sketch comedy, like the weedest kids you smoke. Saturday Night High. Saturday, yeah, yeah, fatty, fatty day. Fatty Day night high. Fatty Day night high.

Yeah, that's really good. It's another one. Another classic. Kids in the bong. Kids in the bong. Mr. Smoke. Mr. Smoke. Yeah, Mr. Smoke is great.

But it's the, um. The upright. A Cheba Brigade. Cheba Brigade. The Ben Stiller smoke. Yeah, the Benz... Yeah, the Dana Carvey smoke. The...

In smoking color. In smoking weeder. In smoking potter. Wheatha. Harry Bonger. Harry Bonger and the Pissner. The Pilsner The Pilsner of smoking weed

Yeah Roly Polly Smoky dokey That's good That's really good, too We are just doing what this list Does say Oh yeah I think we're doing a better job

I think we're doing a better job I forgot what the list was Yeah the list is top 10 TV shows with one word replaced with weed. So I feel like... From the user, from the user, Stephen Universe is awesome. So this is good because I think

with all of these, there's a better version of whatever it. Yeah, so we can just workshop it. Yeah, so we can workshop it make it better. Like, okay, easy one. So do we say what the list was? Top 10 TV shows?

Yeah, we just said. Yeah. Oh, okay. So this is on the top 10. The number one is Buffy the Weed Slayer. I feel like it's so easy to do Puffy the Weed Slayer. Puffy the weed smoker

Puffy the weed smoker But then you have a problem Because you still have the And thee is still normal So maybe we Puffy weed weed weed smoker Puffy THC weed smoker Oh my God

There we go That's good Yeah That is really good There's only one comment on this And it says This is probably the worst list I've ever seen on this site

Yeah there's not a lot of comments Because they didn't have us to fix it. That's true. Yeah. The audio's doing that thing again. Oh, it is? Yeah. All right, it's gone.

All right. Number two. Sabrina the teenage weed. So, setiva. Sativa, THHC, teenage. The weed age. The weed rage. The weed rage.

The weed rage. Weed rage weed. The green day. The green day weed. Sabrina, T-H, no, Sativa, T-H-C, Green Day, weed. Easy. That's perfect. And then with the reboot, you have the chill, the chill adventure, because it's the chilling

adventures of Sabrina. Oh, the chill, the chill, smoke ventures. The chill smoke session, sashing, sessions. Of Ceteva. Of Cetiva, T-C, Green Day, Weed. Number three is perfect Weedfeld That one's just

Right to the chase You got that one Who would you have in Weedfeld Yeah Jerry Wheatfeld obviously George George Smok Stanza George Smoke Stanza

Bongstanza Cossmoke Kramer Kramer No, her name would be the strain. Oh, the strain. The strain, yeah, the strain penis. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And then you'd have the weed Nazi. Uh-huh. You'll weed for you. Right? Newman? What would you call Newman? You'd call him. Weed man.

Weed man. Yeah, that's pretty easy. Hello, Weidman. Yeah. And then instead of a, instead of the diner, they'd have a, they'd have a, they have a dispensary, yeah, and they'd all sit down and roll up a big fatty, fat. Yeah, and they live in Amsterdam, not New York. Yes, yeah, yeah, Amsterdam is kind of a character in the show.

And instead of the slap bass, they'd play dope throne by Electric Wizard. Yeah. In the back, a full, they played dope smoker by Sleep, just an hour-long stoner metal song in the background of every episode. Yeah. Stephen Weed. So far, there's a pretty, sorry, I just read number five. Yeah, number five is perfect, too.

Stephen Weed, we can do. Yeah, Stephen Weed, we can do. Smoking weed. Weed, how about weed and Steve? Weed and Stevieverse. Oh, my God. Yeah, so I think it's, I think they mean Stephen Universe. Yeah.

Keefe and. Oh, Keefe and Smokingverse. And smoking turds There Keith and And uh Poon Poonie curse Because like you know when you smoke weed and you just get horny as hell Something burn

Keith and Oh Keith Keith Keefe Uniburn Yeah Keith you can burn Yeah Keith that you can burn There we go So Stephen Universe to Keefe you can burn can burn.

I feel like that's pretty good. Number five. Number five is Corey and the weed. That one's perfect. It's not. Corey and the weeds sounds like a,

it sounds like a, like a Christian educational VHS tape. Yeah. Yeah. Corey. Corey, you could do like, Story of the weed. How about,

How about quarry, query in the weed? Because you get so curious when you smoke pot. That's true. Because it's opening up a new chakra point. So query, query from the weed. Query from the weed. There's two comments. Somebody says weed in the house sounds better.

That doesn't. No, it doesn't. I'm going to open this car door to get some fresh air. Why? It's really hot box. Because he's hotboxing the car. If I was, I would not open the door. Can you think about that for one second?

Oh, that's what Corey in the door. You opened the door just so you could get the smoke. Smoking in the house. What if it's Corey in the house? Coring the car, and he's hot boxing. What? Corey in the car. What's so funny?

Car door closing is funny to you? Yeah. Yeah, the sound is funny. Everything's funny to me. Because I'm high. Because I'm high right now. Yeah, motherfucker. Because I ate a space nugget.

And that made me high from smoke. Do they have weed chicken? Do they have weed meat? Weed chicken? I think they do. Do they? Yeah. Weed chicken.

That is a new frontier. Yeah, weed chicken nuggets, weed hamburgers and hot dogs. Number six is weed McGuire. So is this Lizzie McGuire? I think this is. How about fizzy? Fizzy McFire

Fizzy McFire It's perfect Fizzy McFire Fizzy McFire And then Gordo's name is Smorto Smordo Smordo

Smordo Because he eats smores He gets so high He eats smores Number seven Weed Titans Weed Smokings No

No we got No, Titans, uh, weed high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, dude, I'm getting a contact high from this fucking list right now. Oh, my God. Number eight, I don't know what this is. The weed house. I think it's, is it, it's either the loud house. or full house? I bet it's the loud house based on what's on this list. Dude, that's already done. Yeah, yeah. The loud, the loud, the loud, the loud, the loud, the loud, loud, loud house. The loud weed house.

What about the loud loud loud? Hmm. You use words twice, you're allowed to. Yeah. Number nine, gravity weed. How about, oh, easy, easy, gravity bong. Gravity bong. Gravity bong.

Yeah. fucking easy, but we, I feel like we can go harder, actually, because gravity is, like, we know what a gravity bong is. Grabbing the bong. Grabbing the bong. There we go. Grabbing the bong is my favorite kid's show that I watch as an adult. Mm-hmm. It's good.

Number 10. And, and, uh, smoker the garden bong. Smoker the garden bong. Yeah, smoker the weed, the, the weed garden bong. Yeah. The, oh. Number 10, adventure weed. Weed ventured smoking time.

Weed venture 420. Mm-hmm. How about just 420? How about just 420? True, because that's the weed time. Simplify it, 420. Yeah. Yeah, and instead of Jake the dog, he's...

Jake's the guy. Smoke. Smake, the smog, and he's a cloud of smoke. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And instead of Finn, he's sin Because it's sinful to smoke weed 10

10, 10 the... Because 20 divided by 2 is 10 Whoa And if there were two Tens Then now you have That would be 20 20, yeah, that's a good point

The weed adventures of Billy and Mandy The how about the The trim, the trim adventure, the trim, uh, Weak venture, weed, um, weed venture. Wead ventures of trilly and brandy, because sometimes you got to have a little drink with you when you're smoking a little Cheba. Yeah. And, yeah. Number 12, the amazing weed of gumball.

What about, okay. What word goes there? amazing what of gum world world oh that kind of works hear me out the smoke amazing weed of gumball gumball is the problem yeah we're gonna have to edit gumball how about you've ever been because you've ever have you ever been fucking high out your damn socks sitting at home thinking what do i want to eat right now and arrived at gumball how about okay all right the smoke amazing weed of hot dog this this smoke maize i'll take that okay smoke amazing weed of hot dog i think this next one's perfect this next one is untouchable uh-huh regular weed

yeah regular wheat that's all that it's all you need to say yeah regular weed it's some of that it's some of that reggie but it doesn't fucking matter for these boys yeah who gives a heck who gives a fuck man sometimes sometimes the reggie is all you need It gets you there Number 14 It's not about the destination It's about the journey Exactly

And as long as I'm high on that journey I'm gonna be okay Number 14 Ready Jetweed I don't know what show this is about Reggie Smoke weed Smoke weed

Reggie Reggie dat weed Yeah I don't know what this next one is either Nella the Princess weed Let's find out. Nella the Princess Knight is the original. Okay, what about yellow wolf?

Yellow Wolf. The Prince of Weed. Yellow Wolf, the Prince of Weed. Yep. Yeah, I like that. That's the episode title right there. Yellow Wolf, the Prince of Weed. That's perfect.

It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's, there's nothing, nothing to change there. Yeah. Weedy Kazam? How about Weedy, Wheety, Wheezyme? Wheedy Kazah, because you're downloading a fucking, you're downloading a Slope Lion track for Kazah. What about, no, I was going to say,

I was going to say, what about Weedy Shazam? Because you heard red, red wine. Past the Dutchy to the left hand side. Yeah, you heard red, red wine, and you wanted to confirm that it was not by Bob Marley. Yeah. Number 17. Okay.

K-O. Let's Be Weeds Okay, smoke K Smoke K2 Smoke that weed Let's smoke that weed Let's smoke weed Let's get higher

Because it's fighters Is the word that are placed Let's both feed Let's both feed Yeah Because you get hungry You get a little munchy Number 18 is

Weed Bear Bears I'm gonna say weed bong bongs. How about just bong, bong, bongs? Bong, bong. Perfect. The bong, bong, bongs. Weed smoke bong.

Wee bong bears. We bong bear smoking. How about this? Easy, simple, bear smoking weed. Okay. Excuse me. I'm into it. Number 19.

Another perfect one. Yeah. nature weed how about creature weed okay do not smoke creature weed do not that is one of the biggest mistakes you can make yeah you want nature weed not creature you do not want anything laced with creature or intended for a creature creature's systems work the exact opposite of our so when you get hot what makes creatures high makes people die people high yes remember that rhyme i'm remembering that rhyme makes creatures high makes people's die people die.

Yeah. When you make cream pie, your girlfriend will die. Mm-hmm. Just remember that. Keep that in mind whenever you're smoking weed. When you go to your dealer

and you want to make sure it's not creature weed, you ask them, hey, when I make cream pie, my girlfriend die? Yeah. Every creature is by and girlfriend only tell lie. If it rhymes,

if it rhymes, it's true. It's with the times. Yeah. Yeah. It's facts. If my wiener flies. If my wiener smokes, then my... Then everybody gets a toke.

Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Number 20, the weed guard. Red eyes in the morning, stoner's delight. Red eyes at night, stoner's delight. Smoking weed all day. that will be okay smoking weed all night that will be all right right right smoke eating tons of

chips with all of my best friends I can't believe I get to eat these chips with my best friends there once there once was a man from Nantucket who who smoked a bunch of weed out of a bucket he got really high high he and then never could die and now he lives in a bucket Mm-hmm Yeah, that's what the old idiom says Number 21, that's so weed How about that's so blazing?

That's so leasing How about fats? Fat is so heaven Because when you get a fatty, that's like heaven to me Fat so blazine Fat so blazine. That's so blazing It's the weed that I can smoke Smoke weeding,

Smoke weed and with me Yeah Raven's weed It's 22 Perfect, don't touch it Don't, yeah, perfect Number 23, 60 weeds Is that 60 minutes?

Yeah, probably Dude, I would love to watch 60 weeds It's way better than 60 minutes 420 minutes Yeah That's a long show Yeah, that's really a long show. Yeah, that's really,

It's okay. You fall asleep to it while you're high, dude. That's the point. Okay, number 24, star versus the forces of Weedville should be smoke, smoking the forces of Weedville. Whoa. Also, they didn't even replace the whole word with weed. Yeah.

They changed evil to Weedville, which is where I want to move. I'll tell you that much So number 25 is weed tails This could either be dragon tails Or duck tails If it's dragon tails You gotta call it You gotta call it

Smoking dragons Smoking a dragon's tale Smoking a dragon's tail And then duck tails You gotta say you gotta call it fuck tales Because fucking smoking tales Fucking smoking dragons tails Fucking smoking dragon tails

Smoking some fucking weed tails. How about that? Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. Or Chuck Tales. Or Chuck Testa. Yeah, you could call it that. Number 26 is Andy Weed.

I don't know what that is. Me neither. Me neither. We'll just say candy weed, because that sounds funny. Yum. Number 27, over the weed wall. Mine was better. Yeah.

Smoker T.H.C. Weed garden, bong. weed bong kush garden smoking joint what about that oh a hundred million dollars smoking weed with my friends how about that how about smoking higher um smoking dragon how about jacking off high as hell what about watching tv how about i loving watch tv high how about watching tv eating a slice of cake that's left over. Whoa. How about the smoking weed

makes you realize the cake is a lie? What about the smoking fella? He's a guy who smokes. Oh my God. What about instead of the smoking gun, the, like the movie? It's the toking one.

And it's about me. Okay. And I'm like a, I'm like a kung fu monk, but I smoke weed. Number 28 is, Infinity Weed. That sounds awesome.

Yeah. That does sound pretty cool. Yeah. That's my one wish. Yeah. If I have a genie, if I get a genie, first thing I'm wishing for infinity wishes, next thing I'm wishing for infinity weed. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I feel like you could do it better, though. You could say Trinity Weed, which would be like Trinity from the Matrix, one of the best all-time weed movies. Yeah. Number 29, weed over Yander. Weed smoker Candle Weed smoker, I can't understand her. Weed smoker, I can't understand her.

And it's when you're high as hell and you're trying to talk to your mom on the phone. Yeah. Number 30, weed, weed the series slash Rubenzo's weed adventure. Weed the series. Read the series is so good. Yeah, I'm going to order 10 seasons of weed the series.

Yeah. What happened? Weed the series. Whatever happened to weed the people That's true From the Cush... Cushstitution. The Cush... Yeah, the Custitution

The 420th... And the Declaration of Indicapendence. Oh, fuck. It's damn good. The smokeleration. The smokeleration... The smokeleration of Indica Dependence. That's good.

Of Indica dab pendants. dab pen dance dab pen dance yeah because sometimes you get high and all you want to do is lose yourself to the music

number number 30 which one are we on 31 31 weed patrol how about how about claw patrol

no what is it doom patrol no I think it's paw patrol oh yeah weed we don't smoke The Weed Smoke Troll. Weed

Weed kills trolls. There we go. Yeah. Number 32, the weed. We will never know what they meant there. THC weed, baby. THC weed. It's about as simple as it needs to be.

Yeah. 33, weed and shine. Weed and rhyme. Because sometimes when you smoke a little bit of that herb. You got a freestyle. You just got to lay down one of the pillars of hip hop for your friends. of the party. Yeah.

I'm just going to do a little freestyle. Yeah, a little weed style. A little weed freestyle. A little smoking weed. You know it. I'm freed. Yeah. I'll light up.

Drop a cipher. I don't, man, I don't know if you, I mean, I don't know if you want. Caleb, you have to do a four to any cipher. I don't know if you want me to do a four to a seven. Yeah, come on. I mean, you may be thinking you do. Caleb, we got to hear, we got to hear you rap. I'm smoking weed.

That means that I'm freed. I went to the store to get some more weed. I brought it back. I smoked a pack of pot. It's not going to get me not high. I cannot rhyme. I'm in bed trying to go to sleep, but all my dreams are made of weed. I think about Mario Kart.

I think about the Simpsons Bart. Those are the kinds of thoughts I have on weed Now will you please pass it, please? Woo! Thank you. Nice. That's damn, that shit was dope. Yeah, it was dope.

Like the weed that I smoke, you know that I have a, I have to choke myself with the force. When I smoke weed, I gained the force. I love to read about different lores. Like, I, like, on, I smoke. Smoke weed, and I read, and that's all I need is some weed. Woo. Thank you. Oh, my God.

Is that enough for you bustas? Yeah, it was pretty good. Thank you. You should have said to toke, though. I love to toke. I love to croak. Like a toad. I'm on the road.

I'm smoking weed. On the road. I drive and smoke, and that's my right. If you don't like it, I will still light a big old blood I can. your face so fuck you dude i i love every race because i'm so high that i'm just i'm thinking about yeah but when he's not high no no i always do i always like every race stop stop stop um weed guy is number 35 that's perfect weed high weed high yo that's the school i want to go to Tomogachi, you could have, you could have, uh, smoke a lot of cheese, smoke a lot of cheese, smoke a lot of cheese, smokeable weed, smokeable, smoke a lot of cheeb, smokeable weed, yeah, I love who my weed is smokeable. Yeah. Number 37 is cosmic quantum weed. That's perfect. Yeah, that's good, but number 38 is just being weed.

smoking weed no being weed i think it's pretty good because i love i love smoking weed in the hopes that one day i will just one day i will transform like the fly peeing you smoking weed because you smoke so much weed it comes out your damn urethra yeah one time i applied for a job at dude one time i applied for a job at micro center and like the day before i had smoked weed for the first time in like three years and they were like just so you know we do comply this in boston they were like just so you know we do comply with like all federal regulations on drug testing so like have you taken any drugs in the past like three weeks and i was like no not at all and then i did the piss test and uh and then just never they tried calling me and i just never answered just gave up on it

i was just i don't know why i took the i should have just said yes yeah but i was like i I was so nervous because I needed a job so bad. Well, what if it failed? It was like the first week when I moved the boss. I would have, it would have been a fail. No, what if, what if it passed? I mean, what if the test failed? Then I would still be working at MicroCenter.

I'd be building a weed computer right now. That could, a supercomputer that could spit out new names for strains. 420 gigahertz processor. Yeah. And it would just, you'd walk up, you'd press a button, and it would go, donkey bong. That's the kind of stuff I would be doing. Blong-gee-Bong. New strain.

Yeah. Nephew's delight. Nephew's delight. Nephew's weed. Nephew's weed. Nephew's weed. And I'd be doing that right now, and I'd still be working on that team at Microsenter, researching pot.

That was a thing they would have, they would have, if I had passed, or if I had weed my system, they would have hired me to be the, be the, the, the, the, the arbiter for the marijuana community at Microsenter. They would have had to listen to whatever new strain ideas you had. We should make a strain called Dead Dog Slime.

We should make one called Eminem weed. Like the candy? Yeah. How about Eminem's? What about Eminem's Eminem's? Eminem's smoking them. He's smoking weed

and he's getting high from Cheeb. Well, now Patrick's the rapper. Let's make a strain of weed called heroin and just see what happens. See if... Let's just do it. Yeah, let's just see what happens. They're going to make a strain of weed. A strain of weed called

heroin and then whoever buys it, they arrest. Because they think it's heroin. Yeah. They probably will do that. Yeah. They're so dumb. Are you going to do a freestyle, Pat? My mic just came on plenty of them. I hate you.

You're fucking idiot. All right. My mic is back. Okay, I'll just re-sync it. I mean, I'll look through the clock. There's a couple times it came unplug. Are you kidding me? Nice.

Find out when it came unplugged. I'm not listening back to the episode. I fuck your shoes. I know. I know when it got unplugged. Patrick got too high. He got high again and he fucked his mic up. I'm going to put beeps in for when every time it got unplug.

No, you're going to tell me the time stamps. He's going to put loud beeps. He's going to put like a test of emergency system. He's going to make. To make the waveform look like a weed leaf. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. Yeah.

If you blow smoke into the microphone, the waveform will turn into a weed leaf. That's true. Yeah, we should hide a secret message to all of our stoners in the waveform of this episode. So hot in here. We could hide like a giant pot leaf or like a friendly monkey that's smoking weed. The monkey that smokes. A friendly monkey. Yeah.

Pat, if you don't hold your mic in your hand. it probably won't get unplugged. Yeah. You just put it down on a surface. Yeah, but like, I got, I don't know. I don't have, like, a desk. I have, like, I'm going to be hunched over a bunch. Subscribe to the Patreon.

Let's try and get Patrick a desk. Yeah. That's one of the goals. That's the new goal. The new goal is let's pay Patrick a desk. Pay me in one desk. You don't have to figure it out now. Figure it out for just for the next episode.

Yeah. Figure it out for the special one that we're recording. I'm just going to do this. All right. I mean, it's up to you. And then talk, and then talk into it like this. It looks like you're sucking your own small penis. I can get, I can get out of the car and still have my mind.

Are you going to stand outside? Do a man on the street bit. Yeah, go interview one of your neighbors. Go talk to your mom. Take a picture. I don't know how to do that. With your phone. Oh, my phone makes my microphone sound crazy.

Patrick will do it. Should we move on to the next list? Yeah. We had a double We had a double whammy of an episode We have as many as many episodes as the middle digit in 420 Or as many lists as the middle digit in 420 to me Sorry, excuse my language as there are letters in THC

If you minus the T Yeah, just HC Which stands for hardcore Hardcore, which is how Hardcore getting high I'm about weed It stands for freaking high Jiba Hi Caleb

Hi Cameron, not high Patrick No It's because Patrick's low down to the ground like a worm And he wriggles around and tries to find his way up people's pant legs And I don't condone that behavior The early Patrick catches his own balls Patrick is yet to evolve into a biped Yeah, Patrick is stuck in the water for 23 years

You need to smoke some damn weed And evolve some legs to climb out of the total Oh, there he is. Dude, he's smoking weed out of the tip of his penis And he's lighting his balls on fire like a bong Oh yeah Oh he went meatwog mode Yeah Oh man I evolved from smoking

What What's that mean I'm from smoking That's the thing If somebody had given one of those Fucking weird fish Just a little hit of a Of a blunt

We would all be meatwads right now Dude this list I just went to this other list The intro paragraph I'm going to have to just read this whole thing This is great Okay so this is from Betches.com

It's the stoner series, top ten stoned topics of conversation. I'm just going to read this. Welcome back, you fucking potheads. This week in smokinomics, we discussed the most pivotal cornerstone of marijuana users far and wide. High thoughts. Naturally, betches are perceptive as fuck. However, once we get high, our thoughts become so complex and elaborate that we often confuse ourselves in what the fuck we were even thinking about. But regardless, we honestly don't think.

It's a stretch to liken ourselves to Plato. The limit to topics as well as the Enlightenment are truly boundless. Like Plato, the food? No, like... The food. Well, it said stretch. Yeah, Plato is a food to Patrick. It tastes like salt.

The limit to topics as well as the Enlightenment are truly boundless. And by boundless, we mean until our weed runs out. We introduced you to our next top 10 list in our series of, of ongoing top 10 lists, stone's topics of conversation. Oh, so this is a series. Yeah, I don't want to know any of the, I don't want to know any of the answers to any of these. Yeah.

I just want to discuss them. Yeah, like number 10, how do people discover drugs and alcohol? That's a great question. I think they invented it in a lab to make people, uh, try to escape reality. Yeah, I would say, if you think about it, we're all brains in a computer lab. So we kind of create this microcosm of a brain,

of a lab by creating a science lab inside the simulation science lab. So it makes sense that the stuff that comes out of that science lab would make us escape to the upper level of the science lab. I think that weed was made also in a lab by an evil scientist named Jacob. And basically he saw an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants and he was like, how do I make this shit as funny as hell? And so he designed an evil drug called weed. Yeah, I think, personally, someone rolled a joint and said, hey, smoke this.

Well, where did they find the good stuff, that good, good? It's a chicken or the egg situation. Yeah, what came first, the puffy bubble kush or the smoky dab? Or the smoky dab rig. Yeah, that's a great point. Yeah, what came first the blunt or the ashes? Why came first smoking or getting high? That's true

Smoking That's a pretty easy one I think people were smoking things From the dawn of century Dude no Until like the 1800s You would just get high on the sun Yeah it's true

You just walk out and look at the sun Until you felt real weird They would And then your skin got red Yeah yeah That was one of the people who were allergic To getting high Those were like the pussies of the time

People who got red skin Yeah You could get you could get high just from like riding a horse around It would be good Yeah, if you stood behind a horse And it kicked you in the head You'd get high as fuck

Yeah Yeah If you went to church You'd get really high People used to Like They used to put A special powder

In bullets And people used to go into the middle Of the town square And they would get each other high In cowboy times That's true They would shoot They would shoot edible THC bullets into each other.

Uh-huh. And then just go high-noon. High noon. High noon. Oh, my God. So Christopher Columbus was trying to find the West Indies, right? He sailed the ocean blue and arrived in a little town called Jamaica, California. Right?

And what do you think the Indies is short for? He got off the ship. They started waving giant weed leaves. Exactly. They started waving giant weed leaves on him like he was Caesar and they had palm leaves. They were huge. huge weed leaves. They worshipped him as a god, and they let him puff that Chiba one time for the one time.

And then he had maybe one of the all-time weed freakouts. Yeah. He had a freak out like Jack Sparrow did. Yeah, he had a serious Jack Sparrow freak out. And he gave them off that ship. Yeah, he spread the munchies to them on blankets. Yeah, the munchies wiped out the Native American race. It's pretty sad.

It's sad to think about, but it's true. But it also just gets you high just thinking about it. I have a contact tie. I have a contact tie from Christopher Columbus. Sometimes I rotate like a old shitty like forum PNG of a of a weed leaf in my head and that gets me high. You know what I mean? A little like like 25 by 25. I got drunk as shit last night.

I drank a bunch of shit last night. I drank a bunch of margarita salt. Whoa. Yeah. That's crazy. How to go? I'm bloated. You're bloated?

Yeah. You look good. You have a good Patrick look today. Yeah. I would describe this as clatstric Patrick. Platstrik. Because you're looking like a Jadena Clastricht man. You're straight down.

You're like a patricle piece of art. Yeah, I didn't go to bed. like you guys told me, too. I'm a Patrick, man. Mm-hmm. You can be me, if you smoke a lot of weed. I'm a Patrick, man. Pretty good.

Yeah. If it was about me, it would be a Vlasic man. I'm a Vlasic, man. I love to eat. Those are the pickles I eat. Those are the worst pickles. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I don't fuck with, I don't fuck with those pantry pickles.

It's got to be a refrigerated one. That Vlasic stork, let me tell you. I'm going to, I'm going to beat his ass. He's a pedophile, man. Yeah. So he always has a baby in his mouth. He wants a baby's pickle in his mouth. Hell, excuse me?

Yeah. Pardon my French? Pardon my take. Yeah, PTI on that one, because that's some fucked-up ass. Uh-huh. Number nine, reminiscing via backstock. I don't know what that means. You guys don't have a backstock?

I think it's like a... It's a pole that you tie to your back. back no it's piece of wood you guys don't you guys haven't been growing any any stocks on your back can you grow weed on it oh I guess you guys aren't adults yet then no I'm a embarrassing you haven't gone through 70th puberty like me Cameron's back Cameron's back looks like a lotus it looks like a damn bamboo fields there's pandas in there Cameron has a butt crack that goes up to his neck yep and I reach in there and I fiddle around no you have to wipe all the way down yeah that's why it takes me

Yeah. The way Cameron poops is that he has to sit in a urinal, like one of those stand-up urinals. And it comes from the top of his spine and it goes down. It goes all the way down. It goes up and down. He fits perfectly in one of those square urinals. Yeah. That's just how it was made. Yeah, it is. He has all the ice that they put in the journal.

That's for Cameron to sit on. Yeah, to make sure his butt's cold things. His butt's too warm. Yeah, it burns up Because it's got such a long crack I don't know what this means though Yeah, next I guess it just means that you

If you look If you look at your old Facebook stuff You're seriously weird Yeah, and your high is crap Yeah I did that today I looked in all my old posts

Today, yeah Yeah, I'm not gonna talk Funny enough Number eight Predictions about the future And the end of the world Whoa that's got

I am so high from that oh my god yeah I think that the world is going to end because everyone's going to smoke weed at the same time and the smoke is going to go up and cover the sun all the plants die

no more weed we all die how do you know all the plants are going to die and not get in nourished by the also if everybody's smoked the plants are going to die because you listen to what I said I said the smoke is going to cover up the sun you fucking idiot plants can't live

without the fucking sun. Dude, excuse him, he's high as though. Sorry, I'm really high. I get green rage, is what I like to call it. If he's called it. He's rea for madness. Yeah. I'm like the Hulk, dude. Cameron, the carbon.

The carbon dioxide from the weed would to get into the plants. No, it's not carbon monoxide and weed. It's Cushbin smoke oxide. Pin Laden. Cush bin Laden. I would say, huh.

Yeah, the way the world will end is that we're all, if everybody in the world smokes weed at the same time, will ascend simultaneously like Heaven's Gate. Yeah. Yeah, why not? They just had it wrong. Heavens Gate is real, but you don't kill yourself. You smoke weed.

Yeah. When the comet passes. Blevinsgate, like Ninja Tyler Blevins. Whoa. Why do you think about that for a little while? why don't you get high and chew on that Blevinsgate And it's just

It's just a bunch of little kids doing the Dying their hair blue Yeah Doing the floss dance to their mom Yeah And say mom you have a loser mindset Mm-hmm Number seven conspiracy theories

Stoneers love a good fucking conspiracy That's true That's true shit What's your favorite conspiracy? I like, I've always been partial to CERN is a portal to hell CERN as a portal to hell is good, Anunnaki is good More like burn is a portal to high I just heard of, RuneScape Manhattan

What's that? What? What a drink? RuneScape Manhattan is a conspiracy that all, everything that happens on RuneScape is happening in an underground bunker in New York Manhattan That sounds like a pretty...

Like when you control it, you're controlling like a sort of a gamer-esque, like the movie Gamer-Wedgerard Butler type avatar? Yes. I gotta fucking see this. That sounds like something that nobody believes. That sounds like something made up. To be funny.

Ronscape Manhattan. It doesn't sound like a real conspiracy theory. I think it's real. All right, never mind. That sounds good. Caleb believes it, so that's enough for me Number six, dead musicians slash celebs I don't think about them ever

Once they're dead, they're gone from my mind When I'm high, I'm always thinking about Dead celebs I'm always just thinking about dead celebs, dude I'm thinking about Rune Skate and Rannhad I'm just thinking about the guy that Varg killed Yeah Yeah, I just sit around

I just think about him Yeah, Euronimus They should have called him uh i don't know eponymous yeah they should have called him posthumous because he's fucking dead yes yeah bang there we go now i got it bang bang uh-huh um number five what was life like without technology probably uh we already covered that we already talked about what they how they got high it would be awesome that's what number four the universe i don't know what that is How does this start?

That's another Stephen universe thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, THC universe. It's my favorite of universe. What is that weird beeping noise? Is there a beeping?

I don't know. I don't hear it. All right. Sorry, I have a beeping in my head again. Yeah. Cameron's beeps. He got too high and he's beeping. Yeah.

I'm beeping high right now. I'm so. So beeping high right now. Dude, I'm so beeping high. Do you guys like to beep your weed? I like to beat my weed. Smoke vapor beep. I just like to beep it until it gets so hot that I'm going to inhale.

Number three is just feeling bad about shit. Damn. That's right. That's some true shit, though. That is some true-ass bullshit, dude. That's some facts. That's absolute facts, dude. Number one facts.

Yeah, I smoke weed. I just feel bad about all the times I wasn't smoking weed. Yeah. Yeah, I just think back on those times like, fuck, man. I could have been high school, man. I could have been smoking and stoking the flame of fire. I could have been toking at this. I could have been to token to church.

I could have been stoking the my freaking smoke. Dude, I could have been at the DMV. I could have been in the DMV and it would have stood for dank marijuana. Vapor. Very vapor. There's a lot of comments on this list. I want to skip to those. Yeah.

guest comments. Oh, number one, number one, though. Number one. Number one, what if your life is the Truman Show? Yeah. Whoa. What if, but what, but not, not the, whatever your name is, show. What if it's the Truman Show and you're one of the extras? And you're just not getting paid. I think it's time to unionize, buddy. Mm-hmm. What's saying, SAG? Yeah, there's SAG. There's a comment on there that says, um, by guest, it says, so I'm not going to say that I thought of literally, really every single one of these topics when I was stoned last night.

But, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Something tells me they're lying and they can't think about it. They're smoking conspiracy weed. Yeah, they're smoking dim. Can you imagine thinking about all ten of those things in a row? At once? I would get too high. Yeah. If I thought about those.

Betches, you nailed it again. WTF was I saying? They got so high they forgot in the middle Without even, they didn't even have three periods. They just did a comma. This is good. One guest says, How do you bitches know my life?

Fuck, am I that obvi? Who gives a fuck? Pass me the Doritos with melted cheese. Stilling bag, stoner's delight. And then there was, And then a reply to that is Doritos and cheese, get out of here, fatty. Yeah, Doritos and cheese is insane.

So funny, so true, so stoned. LMFAO. maybe this article part of the conspiracy This is part of the conspiracy against me Yeah my biggest My favorite conspiracy is that Betches makes you smoke weed Betches gets you high from reading Oh my god dude I have a message on Betches

Here's a comment Me too What's our message? It says if you tell anybody We'll fuck you Oh my god dude Here's a comment that says I loved Tip of the Blunt, clever and witty as always.

To the haters, NASA called and said even with the budget cuts, they can still afford to make your mom's dildos. Oh my God, dude. Alien dilder. That's some heat right. Your mom likes cheap dildos. She likes dildos that even the NASA budget can cover. Yeah, giant rocket-shaped dildos that then have thrusters.

Whoa. All right. I have to pee, so we need to re-pay. Oh, me, too. I know we said. I got to be so bad. So, um, the first one we have to thank is Pierce. Thank you, Pierce.

Oh, yeah. Yes, of course. Um, new $10. Thank you, Pierce. It's named Allison Brie Larson, you bitch. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Allison, Bray, Larson, you bitch.

If you're a $10 patron there right now, the director's commentary for, um, the, uh, Jolly documentary is up on Patreon for $10 to your only. So just putting that out there That's a good thing to watch When you freaking smoke a big bong full of joints That's true All of our content is weed friendly And 420 friendly as well

Except for the parts I'm in Except for everything that's in Poco Shout up Poco To $10, thank you Coco's the boss Yeah, great fan art Great fan art

Great member Thank you Cancun Jarvis Yeah Cancun Jarvis Thank you so much That's a crazy ass name Thank you Mark Smith Mark Smith

Do you guys know how to pronounce that name? Deirdre Brennan Deirdre Brennan Thank you Irish person Will Black Will Black, thank you Will Black, thank you so much

David, could be my dad That's David, Camry, Caleb's dad Cappy, thanks Cappy from Mario and Cappy's Liquors in Saugas, Massachusetts Yeah, Tim

Mason, Desan Dezian Yeah. DeSan. Um, $10. Devin McLaughlin, thank you. Or McLaughlin. Or Mc...

You rock. One of those pronunciations. Seamus. Shamis. Malikazali? Shamis, what's up? My man, go listen to it. I'm sure I, like everybody, I've probably fucked his last name up, but please go

this name on Truanani. He was great. Um, Nigel C, which could all... It could be Nigel Caleb. That's cool. Or Nigel Cameron. I don't think so. Crunky bars. Can you shut up for one second?

Yeah, you shut up, bitch. My name has an A also. No, but, oh, I see a tiny CAL. Yeah, it's the shape of your penis. A tiny CAL. Wow. Yeah. Crunky bars, thank you. Crunky bars. Thank you. Ragnar, Narfelt.

That's a fucking cool name. Yeah, you sound like a berserker, man. That's pretty sick. You're Viking. That's a troll name. Yeah. Melissa Taylor. Thank you. Thank you, Melissa.

Oh, we got a new sub in the middle of the episode. Whoa. Yeah. Who is it? I don't remember. I don't have the email. I would probably just read it then. It is Melissa Taylor.

Ah, okay. Good timing, Melissa. Yeah, Melissa, shout out. Happy 420, Melissa. Happy 420, never don't be high. Never smoke again. Always smoke again. Mm-hmm.

All right. All right. Goodbye. Weed out. weed out. Yeah, smoking out.