Podcast About List - Ep. 98 - Diaper Talk 2

Episode Date: May 6, 2020

diapers and dookie and peepee forever.  for more content subscribe to www.patreon.com/podcastaboutlist

You're listening to Israel's number one podcast. Podcasts to the ball list. You're any crap, monster. I'm never joining the military. Yeah, me neither. Never again. Never, yeah. Never again.

Yeah, fool me once, military. Shame on you. Shame on you. Fool me twice. I'm never joining the military again. Fool me twice. I'm in the military again. Fool me again? I'm a major.

Yeah, whoops. Sorry, I'm a war hero. Yeah, bummer. Yeah. Fuck, I got a purple heart and they let me get a discount at Applebee's now. The enemy fooled me today. The enemy fooled me and I became a prisoner of war.

That's what the pin says. That's what the purple heart says. It's like a sticker. It's a t-shirt that says, I went to Vietnam. And all I got was this shirt and minus two legs. They have different shirts. Yeah, depending on what limbs you lost. Yeah.

Or what happened to you in Vietnam. Yeah. I went to Vietnam and all I got was this destroyed lung from mustard gas. They have one that just says, they went John McCain on this white ass. That's all it says doesn't elaborate. And there's a purple. heart on it, I guess. There's a purple heart.

On the shirt. There's a purple heart that says, I inhaled the most Asian orange. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bio weapon eating contest champion. That's how they decided who won the Vietnam War. They got a Vietnamese guy and a big fat American dude.

Joey Chestnut's uncle. His uncle. They got Joey Chestnut's great uncle. And sat him next to a couple ofias. He wasn't even Vietnamese, they were just like, well, it's the closest competitive eater. And they just made, see who could eat more Asian orange. Yeah.

They had a dunk tank, too. And a duck contest. Yeah, like the, um, the, the agent orange was just, uh, the carrot hot dog that Kobe Asche endorsed at, uh, by Chloe over the summer. It was really, Vietnam was really just one long, like, NBA All-Star weekend with different events. Yeah. Everybody was participating in.

It was sort of East Coast All-Stars versus West Coast All-Stars, but it's Vietnam and America. They just had, like, little contests, like, who could smoke the most out of a shotgun and... Yeah. Yeah. Man, the catcher... Who could have the most Vietnamese wives. Yeah. At the same time.

It was like a race. It was a race to see who could run from the altar the fastest. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy. How are we doing, boys? The cats are, they're sitting in their basket just fucking, they're, like, fighting. I don't know what they do.

Every classic episode starts with a little bit of cat talk, and I'll allow it. What's going on with the cats? They're, Yoda, they're like half asleep but fighting. Cool. Half a sleep and fighting. Yoda's like a sleep on top of fuck or just, like, swatting at his head. He's having a dream. Yeah.

Yeah. He's having a dream that he's beating you up, that your cat's eyes and just beating his shit out of you. He's finally killing me. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, they look weird. Cool, man. Glad to hear.

Finally, he admits that they look weird. Yeah. It don't look weird. They look bad. They don't look bad. They don't look bad. God damn, I want a Coke Zero so bad since you crack that seal. Oh, my God.

This isn't a Coke Zero. There's a polar grapefruit. I know. That's Water Zero. I've just been, I've been craving. I'm ramping up my caffeine intake again. I think I'm about to hop back on the Monster 0-0-0 pretty soon. Have you had the new, have you had the fiesta?

No, dude, I've been out the game for like five months. Yeah, they got a mango one now. Is it up like a pinata? Why is it a fiesta? Yeah, they got a pinata on the, it's an embossed pinata on the can. They should make, serve it in a pinata. They should. And you have to hit it to, to hit it to make the drink come out.

They got another one, it's the Rosa one. It's not that good. It's a great fruit or something. Do you think with piñatas candy was the first choice, or did the inventor? No. No, there was definitely, like, the first version of the inventor of piñatas. It had like empanadas or something. It was like milk in there.

Yeah. Well, the first... Yeah, it was all you say deletche. He just busted open a donkey's head and milk. The first pinata was just a guy saw a hornet's nest, and he was. It's like, I bet I can make that beautiful. I bet I can make that look like an animal. Kids, you know how much fun you have hitting a hornet's nest.

You guys know how much fun you have when you hit a horse with a stick? Yeah, the guy got the idea after he lynched a donkey. He was like, what if there was candy in this? Yeah, what if the kids could come to? Yeah, yeah, what about a kid's version of this? Yeah, I got it. They all got together and lynched. They all got together and lynched a donkey, and they're like,

oh, but we spent so much money on babysitting to come out to do this. We need the kids to be able to get in on this. It's just the pinata full of ground beef. Like all the pinata prototypes. I would like that. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that, honestly. I made a killer hamburger the other day. Killer, I'm talking killer.

Killer. Yeah. Made a smash burger the other day. Nice. Yeah. I just got this new meat-like plant-based meat that they made it look like real ground beef. Like, like, it went through a grinder and everything. Is it the beyond?

No, it's not beyond. Impossible? It's called like the Meatless Co Company or something like that. Meatless Co Company. Meatless Co. Company. Is it good or is it bad? I haven't tried it yet. The people who make fake meat think that,

meat just tastes like soy sauce because that's what all of that tastes like everything tastes like soy sauce like the Beyond Burger is a soy sauce sponge Yeah well I mean they can't The people who make it don't eat meat So they wouldn't know true they're just guessing

They'd guess yeah That's a really good point Yeah Yeah I mean it's like a lot of Oh man I fucking slap yourself in the face right now Whoa that was like a It was like you knocked yourself

Yeah He just hit himself in the face with a plank of wood. With a nail at the end. Yeah. Yeah, it's the meatless farm company. A meatless farm? Those are pretty common. Those are actually really common.

Yeah. It's not that crazy. Yeah. I don't even know what is in the... Yeah, it's always like a shit ton of oils and then starches. What it is is, it's phytoestrogens and soil. oils and and um it's hr t and breast meat they make you they make you meatless food to turn you into a girl and that's right and that's what and that's what obama initiated yeah that's what he

initiated with the swan with the h1n1 pandemic or as i call it a fandemic which is a fake pandemic and then um yeah and then he turned my mom into a girl and uh now he's trying it again with this shit. Yeah, it's his fault. Yeah, he's... Covick. If you translate COVID from Slovenian, it

says Obama. No. No. It says girl. It says girl. It says girl good, which is even worse. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a broken translation, but it literally means girl good. They're brainwashing you. That's why they

can't stop saying COVID. is because girl good, and then they say 19, because they're trying to raise the age of consent to 19. So they're saying, girl good at 19 is basically what they're saying, and they're brainwashing people. But think about it. But you're only ready for that conversation. It affects men more than women, right?

Because women are already women. You can't translate any, you can't translate the word COVID into any other. Well, you're wrong because it translates to girl. No, no, like on Google Translate. Well, obviously, Google's not going to tell you the answer to the conspiracy. They're part of it, dude. No, I'm just saying. They're part of the ones who created the translation in the first place.

If you type in COVID into Google Translate, it gives you a warning and it says, like, get information about COVID here. Check out a little website. I think if you hate Google, check out basically sort of, it's sort of like the un, no, it's even better. It's sort of like the uncensored version of Google. It's called El Google. Goog.com. Check it out. Oh yeah, look up. Look up. Look up. Yeah. I'm feeling lucky. That's right. Hit I'm feeling lucky. Or I hit hit, hit, uh, I cool me, no, I give up. Go to Elgoog and type in Belac and hit I'm feeling lucky and you're going to see my face.

Beelag. Guarantee. Look up, look up, go on to Elgug and then look up, uh, Puck out. Puck out. Puck out. Wait, no. Puck Eno. Puck Eno.

Puck Eno. Puck Eno out. Serlg. Girls. Girls, two girls, one come. Okay. That was one of the, that was like the most stressful brain moment of my of the past two months for me

I can't believe you did that dude I think I said I think I said You're a genius That should be like a drunk That should be like a field sobriety test I think I said one cup Many girls Girls too

Girls too I think I said that I wish that lean out down I would make a girls too Yeah girls two Girls two now it's guys Wow guys Yeah

They would never make a show called guys Yeah, because it'd be too awesome It's always, it's like you have Your window is another TV to you No, he fucking, it's not even, it's never anything interesting It's always, oh no, he hit the other one They were fighting in the basket That's always what it is every time

Yoda fell onto the couch Oh wow, that's actually dramatic Whoa The cat moved from a spot to another spot And when they were fighting He pushed him Holy crap, guys, the cat is blinking and opening and closing its eyes. No, if the cat pushing, that's pretty cool.

That's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like, it's like, it's like the Cane and Abel story. That's like Luke Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker fighting in the lava. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Have you watched the new Clone Wars at all? No. No. Me neither.

I was just, I was just wanting to know. That's exciting. I didn't, I watched some of like the old Clone Wars series of the anime, made a one um but it's i always found it interesting how many grown men just love that show yeah including my uncle but my uncle also likes ben 10 which is like that's that's even my uncle is like a huge bin 10 fan it's weird he's like bin 10 stuff is yeah but your uncle sits there with an omni tricks yeah he's wearing an army trick i yeah which uncle is except he's well he's he's yeah he's the one he's the one he's the one he's he's the one he's

He honestly looks like one of the monsters. Oh, man. Yeah, Ben 10 presses two and then just switches to be a big fat guy with elopecia. What are his powers? Why would Ben 10 turn into your own? Eating cheeseburgers and holding a ghost hunting magnet thing that he invented. I don't know, something like that. Going to technical college for computer science?

Is that a superpower? That is a superpower, yeah. Yeah, that's right. That is a superpower. That's one of the modern superpowers. Yeah. You're like a real life hero to us. Get that degree, baby.

That's right. Going to technical college, writing, learning how to write HTML in the same room that a woman learns how to put shitty fake nails on somebody. That's what it's all about. Yeah, but then you, it's like you got, you just got progressively, like, went to progressively more, evil places for college and then you finally dropped out.

That's pretty true. Yeah. Which is kind of, that's how it should be. That's what I did too. But I just, I only made two steps. You graduated, dummy? I did, which is one of the worst mistakes ever. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I'm in debt, but I'm only in like two years of debt. I'm still in less debt than you. No. Yeah. No. Because I went for the same amount of time as you, but I also am, I was super We have the same amount of debt pretty much.

No, okay, let's say it at the same time. I don't know. I don't know how much money. I know it only cost me like, I don't know what it was like. It only cost Patrick $8,000 because his uncle. It was like $8,000 or something at the second school and only went to the first school for like one semester. My old college before I transferred was $900 a semester.

University of North Carolina and Wilmington. It was $900 a semester of financial aid, right? Yeah, and that was with me. I was living on campus. And then I had to drop out because it was too expensive. Damn. I couldn't afford it anymore. I was on loans.

Yeah, I wasn't on loans until I sort of moved until I met you guys. Coincidence? I think I'm not. No. I think I... I got a loan from Cameron. Yeah. I think I paid in-state for Emerson somehow. They don't have in-state tuition

at Emerson. Private school. Yeah, there's no in-state. Then I was paying... Then you were paying a whole lot of money, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, man, we're fucked forever. It's okay.

Yeah. It's all right. It's so shitty that... Man, it sucks because, like, it literally... Like, you learn nothing there. Oh, no, dude. Yeah.

Just so you can, like, know everybody in there. It's just like, so people, like, 30-year-old Elizabeth Warren stands, well, like, oh, my God. I'll see Emerson extra name and go, oh, my God, this is my new assistant. And you get to work for minimum wage for, like, six years before you finally, before. Before you pitch the worst script in the world to them. That person who hired you dies. And then you just get to.

You lose your job. Yeah. Yeah, you have to work in a restaurant for the rest of your life. Right. Yeah. And you're living, you're living in L.A. Yeah, you're really, you really are just like, you're paying for, like, a little asterisk next to your name that can only

be seen by the worst people in the world, and it will give you a job. It'll give you a job only in L.A. Yeah. All the scripts that I read in school were all, it was always, like, like, she's a, she's a 19-year-old in New York City. and both of her parents are too busy working for the CIA to hang out with her ever. So she's got to make it on her own. She's got to make it on her own doing stand-up comedy.

Yeah. But she has depression. Yeah. And huge tits. Yeah. Huge big, beautiful tits. It's either that. Actually, that might have been a note I gave.

And then like the mail. Every single class. They were like, yeah, so this one's about my mom. it was actually an alcoholic and then killed herself. So it's about... She should have huge tits in the script. Can you just write that in? The male analog of that show, that script, is like,

lethal weapon, the show. Lethal weapon. Yeah, well, just people just kept writing Brooklyn 9-9. Yeah, exactly. It's just guys writing Brooklyn 9-9 scripts. Well, it's half Brooklyn 9-9, and then it's half like, um, like this, this quiet boy, his mental illness comes to life and dates him.

It's just like stuff where there's like... His mental illness becomes a big supermodel. Yeah, his mental illness becomes a humongous penis that he gets to use. He has to navigate his way. He has to navigate his way through this awful college dorm that every single person

is a supermodel and... Yeah. Yeah, and they all... It's crazy. They like him too much. They don't realize what he has underneath in his brain. A desire to make movies, one of the darkest, most twisted things you could possibly have. I would also read scripts where it was like, like, so many of the scripts took place in high school.

Yeah, no. What the fuck was that? And it would always be the thing of, like, her hot high school body. It was always like, yeah, and his girlfriend who was in ninth grade, she was so hot. It's just fucking weird Let's take back the school from my ex-girlfriends The pilot Yeah

I'll show them I dated every single girl in the school And so now every episode is me going through And apologizing to them Yeah Because I would Because they would talk during movies Most of the time it's like

And I go through the school And I use my verbal wit To make them apologize to me Without realizing it Something that I think that it's so funny. Something I think is so funny. This is like very much like,

like the Aaron Sorkin model for like writing is to be a guy who is like in conversation extremely dim and slow and then spend like five hours writing like one very, like one like smart quip or whatever that's supposed to take place in conversation. And then being like, I'm like the smartest guy ever. Yeah. Because I just spent five hours writing a. conversation that appears to be like smart and witty

because I spent five hours on it. Yeah. Yeah. And then like the like have you seen that fucking clip of it's Studio 60 on the Sunset strip and it's the fucking oh my God he's like he's explaining to his dad

he says something like this is like the French whatever of sketch comedy writers like the what's that fucking I don't know. Elusion. Salon. No, oh, the salon, yeah. It's something, the salon of sketch comedy writers, and he's like,

well, your brother is over in Iraq serving this country. Dude, it's so fucking crazy. I cannot believe that show exists. Yeah, yeah. It's so great. Yeah, dude. Who's telling us, like Alex was telling us about, like, a scene where somebody, like, steals a joke on the show or something like that?

and they go into the room and beat the shit out of them. Can you imagine how much cooler SNL would be if people were beating this shit out of each other for jokes? Just people waiting in the wings at all times. That'd be sick, dude. Julio Torres shoots somebody for a joke. That'd be sick. All right.

We're revisiting just an absolute classic. So, a lot of people said that their favorite episode of this podcast was Diper Talk, which I just looked up. It's episode 73 if anybody cares. But I figured we should revisit. We looked at this adult, this diaper lover forum for adult diaper lovers in that episode. And we read through some great. A disk community.

A disk.org. And so I thought we should go back to that forum because there's just so much going on there. I don't think it's ever, we will ever plumb the day. depth, so it's poopy depth. This was also Cameron's idea because he is so attracted to the smell. Yeah, no, I just use the forum constantly, so I figure

I want to spotlight some of my favorite community members. Really, he's trying to plug his own account. He's kind of clout chasing right now. Yeah. A disk stands for a diaper D. D.I. That's the DIPA shit crap.

No, a A disc stands for a diaper in Sir Cameron. Because he is eating it. But I scrolled through a bunch of threads last night to find stuff, and I think I found some really, like, heinous, awful stuff for us to read. Are we looking at this first one? Did you cross it out? The first one is, no, it's just not good.

It's boring. I figured we should just start with the bangers right away. So this first one, I want to... These are bangers. I mean, you wait until you hear this, okay? This is... Yeah, we found some... diaper forums last night, that was bangers, bro.

I'm going to read this first post, okay? Sorry, I'm wearing my young money shirt. This is my ID Diper Boy. ID Diper Boy. I.D.D. Boy. Question about being caught. I have a question that I'm hoping for some help. In junior high, my mom caught me twice. Around the same time, I also hid the diapers under my mattress. Then, when I was about 23, my parents visited my house while I was in the

military. I forgot to throw away a used depends. while we were all watching a movie, my dad reaches between the cushions and grab the rolled up green Depends. He said, is that, is that the color? Is it green from shit? Yeah, is that the color that depends are,

or did it turn green because of how, where do you... Yeah, how long it was in the junior high. It's the same one from junior high. If you want to shit in a diaper, that's fine. Yeah. If, like, at least have the common decency to put it in the trash can. Fucking throw it.

it out throw your diaper i love he was in the military was he do like oh they're green because he's a camo diaper wait wait wait wait it's like an army khaki diaper he says uh he says he said a diaper i jumped up grabbed it and threw it in the trash i told them a friend was over earlier with their baby and must have forgotten nothing was said when we went back to the movie imagine pulling out clearly an adult size a huge diaper. A huge diaper, it says depends on it. It's green. It's in your son's couch.

Your military son. I can't get over the military part. First off, you have to think, well, that's one big baby. But then you have to think, not only does my son have a friend with a kid, this friend changed this kid on my son's couch and then hid the

diaper in the couch. Oh, they must have forgot it. What are they going to carry it with them? Right then, there's a, there's a wrap on the door, and he's like, hey, I forgot my son's diaper. I came to come pick it back up. I think I left it in the couch. I think I may have left it.

I think it might have fallen out of my pocket. He smugly looks at his dad. I told you. I told you. Yeah, in tow is a six-foot baby. It's just a baby, but it just looks like Charles Barkley. and then the response to this post is I'm guessing she knows

and it's just being discreet for your sake if nobody has said anything great I would not stress over it and then ID Diaper Boy responds to that and says oh I'm not stressed over it that was almost 20 years ago damn that almost 20 years ago

yeah that's why would you post it then this is from April 20 because they're going to this this from 420 that's why it was a green diaper dude Didn't post it then because this community had been confined to the shadows at the time. Yeah. This was before, you know, the... For Obama.

This is for the Cultural Revolution. The person responds again and says, she knows then. My mom would have gone all Sherlock Holmes and my father would have come unglued. Consider yourself lucky. What is it? Is that, like, is unglued like a diaper? Because there is that video that we watched at one time that's the guy who glued himself to the chair with the diaper

I don't think we watched that I think that was a U video I was seeing his father was flat Stanley and he was two pieces of paper glued together and he would get so mad you know but yeah see I mean like

2000 that would have been 2000 that that happened right 20 years ago that was that was before glee came out you know yeah these people still had to hide and then somebody says

wait so you changed yourself on the couch some point and just left the used diaper end up between the cushions gross and then ID Diaper Boy responds and says no I set the diaper on the arm of the couch the couch was next to the front door and the garbage cans were right outside

I must have knocked it down and sat on it while I was waiting for my parents you would know if you sat on diaper dude you would know changing yourself yeah that's got to be hard yeah that well If you teach a baby to do it.

Or you could sit on your hands so it feels like somebody else is doing it. Dipers, man. Shit. Dipers, man. How big is this form? How many users does it have? A lot. It's really active.

There's a lot of, I didn't put any of these in the ones we're going to look at, but there's a bunch of discussion. There's, like, um, there's discourse. over um coronavirus because a bunch of of diaper lovers are on there like like being like what the hell why are there shortages on diapers right now this is so fucked up and then there's a thread that was like please respect that right now like there are shortages on certain products and I don't want to get it to give the diaper lover community a bad name with us complaining about this there's a lot of arguments about that damn yeah imagine got just someone was Someone just walking out of Costco with a pallet full of adult diapers.

Carrying your shotgun. Or like 10 years from now when people are like reminiscing about like how horrible this time was. Somebody's like, yeah, I had to, like my dad actually died. And the guy's like, whoa, I had to start using the toilet like a big boy. It's really got dark there for a minute. Yeah, is that they ran out of the Sesame Street diapers for a really long time. Yeah, exactly. I'd use the Lego Batman diapers for like two months. This next one, we can't read because it's like, it's so long. It's like novel length. But I just wanted to put it here because of the name, the name of the thread. Confessions of a British diaper lover.

Yeah. It's really confessions of a British diaper lover. And it starts with, well, where do I begin? It's literally the long of this thing. It's so long. Yeah, where the fuck do you begin? This is like 3,000 words. It's insanely well. This is a tale of two cities. I am a diaper lover. I'm in my 30s heterosexual, and I live in the UK.

I have a partner or a responsible job. Read it in his voice. I can't do that. And a fair number. Where do I begin? I'm a type of another. My interests are all fairly normal, and nothing about me screams odd or weird. That's not true.

Read it in a... Yeah, you're British. Do a... Do Bill Cosby. Do a Bill Cosby's voice, yeah. Confessions of a Cosby diaper lover. I can't do Bill Cosby's voice. What is the...

What is the truncated version of this? I don't know. I haven't read it. Oh, you didn't read it? No, it's so long. Dude, there's a diaper brand he lists here called a P-Duce. It's Pee. E-A-U-D-O-U-C-E

P-D-U-C-E P-D-D-U-S Because they only say like nonce over there So they didn't know There's so much There's so much detail This is like

Oh my God, wait Okay, I found a good, I found a good passage here This is like the, this is like the, this is like now scarred for a diaper Just every single detail

of this guy's life We were at home one day And I have a very clear And I have a very clear and vivid memory Of looking at some kind of leaflet In it was a picture, probably a sock image of a smiling girl who I thought looked about my age. She was white with dark hair and bunches. She held a teddy bear by its arm in one hand.

She was wearing only what looked like a large pair of white knickers. I studied the picture closely and could see that what I thought were knickers, in fact, had tabs, and she was actually wearing a nappy. For some inexplicable reason, I suddenly felt a surge of the most intense jealousy that one could imagine. I suddenly wanted to wear a nappy, too, like the girl. That's an origin story right there. Girls do word diapers. I had no childhood traumas, toilet-related or otherwise, and was neither neglected nor privileged.

There was no new baby or sibling rivalry issues that it caused either. My sister and I get on very well. My diaper issue is not, my diaper thing stems from a non-sexual incident. is that what is it is it uh theorized that people with diaper fetishes i don't know it's it's a i just why why would you need to put that in your diaper

forum thing i don't i feel like i mean i feel like he's probably the outlier as far as having some sort of kid sex thing that he did that makes him this way the uh the next one is where stuff starts to get kind of crazy I think this post is

what has been your most memorable diaper moment and some of these the most memorable diaper moments of the decade I just want to scroll down to the third post here which is by a username

PC baby who shows up a few times in these posts their profile picture it's literally it's like a baby an angry baby on the computer

and the art style is like It's like a boomer, like funny, funny comic in the newspaper. It's like the, it's like the, I Need to Go look for my Pokemon Go Creatures style. But yeah, this, this PC Baby's most memorable diaper moment. The first time my auntie put nappy on me was when I was 12 and a half, shortly after my parents were killed by a drunk driver. If you want details, look for my early life in the story section. I want details. I want so many details

There are a few more details of this person In some of these later posts, I think I'll find If you guys wanted to scroll through this Oh Peasy Baby has a long post here That's so fucking weak The first It's like Batman

Nobody cared who I was Until I put on the diaper Oh man Oh, fuck. There's one second. There's another. Oh, yeah, this next one, what is the worst thing that ever happened to you? Here's his PC baby post in this one as well.

This is the worst thing that ever happened to PC baby is sitting next to my late wife in ICU while they withdrew life support and watching her take her last breath. Oh, my God. And then another, and then the next post, PC baby. Well, somebody says the death of their mother. And then PC Baby says, I can sympathize. But when my parents were killed by a drunk driver, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, my God.

Yeah, because he got to start wearing diapers. Yeah. Oh, my. God, dude. That's so crazy. Wait, wait. I'm looking on PC Babies. On PC Babies page.

Yeah. And their most recent pose is, I am ex-UK. Royal Marine Commando. But what? Jesus Christ How many of these people

How many of these people are in the military? Yeah, all of them I'm learning that veterans are big babies Wow Yeah Fuck I broke my arm at summer camp A long time ago

I was trying to jump over a rope of chains Get the fuck out of here Yeah That is not a bad experience Fucking whites died. Yeah. But one right above that is age 20, witnessing my best friend die in a car accident.

Right. Oh, I broke my arm at camp. Fuck on. Best and worst diaper experience from PC baby. Best was the first time my aunt changed me after my parents were killed. It was done so gently and lovingly. Worst experience, second day into children's home. Not wearing a napy and wetting and soiling myself as I walked down the corridor to the kitchen.

um there's another in the worst thing that ever happened to there's another military person is this worst thing in adulthood being overseas in a country where they don't want us and i don't want to be there either and getting injured and needing back surgeries crazy god damn dude i broke up with the girl i dated for a year and thought i would end up marrying ending up being one of the best things that ever happened to me but i didn't feel that way for a long time from Wondering Toddler Wandering Toddler

Wander Taurus 91 in the off-topic section says for non-poohers Has any not poo lover

ever put a fresh napie on then need a poo? What do you do change a waste of nappy try and hold a poo for a couple hours? Back to the To the, what has been your most... I enjoy a big poo and a diaper sometimes.

I enjoy a big poo in a diaper. Back to the what has been your most memorable diaper moment. On the second page, there is a post by Loves and Pampers. Their most memorable diaper moment was waking up in the hospital after a car accident wearing a tens back in the 80s. I had always enjoyed diapers before then, but never dreamed I would end up in them at the hospital. The accident left me paralyzed from the waist down. A short time later, the nurse came in the room to change me. It felt like I was two years old again.

Yes, dude. God, some of these are just so fucking sad. I'm going to get into this, man. These people are actually, these people are truly happy. Yeah, I guess. I mean, they have escaped. This is the ultimate, just like, matrival. Rick's red pill.

Yeah. You know, it's like, just, you take the diaper pill. The brown pill. The brown pill. And you just diaper yourself. You treat yourself like a baby. You piss and shit. You only fuck with, with, with, uh, with women who are true rider dies and are willing

to change that shitty diaper, pissy, pussy pooper. Rider dipes. And yeah, sometimes you enjoy a big poo and a diaper sometimes. Listen to this one. That's how God intended it. Also, PC baby is a, is 12 and a half years. Catholic he says. Wow, congrass. Yeah, you made it. I think the first time my wife, then my girlfriend, I was 17, she was 16, we went parking out in a field, full moon that night, took my brother's

old four-door mercury, she diapered me in the back seat of the car and I ran around playing in the dirt and dress my diaper and plastic pants. I was so hooked by then. Thought life couldn't get any better. I was right. It was a high life moment, never got to play outside again, except a few times by myself. Could you imagine just walking, like, you're going like, oh, me and my friend, like, you're in high school and you, like, stumble upon that, like, oh, we're going to go smoke weed in the field tonight. Yeah.

And then you smoke weed for the first time and just in the middle of the field, you see a guy like two years older than you just fucking running around in a diaper. The time of his life, plastic pieces. What does plastic pants mean? That's like, that sounds some British shit. No, they're just like, they're... It's just, I mean, just plastic pants, just like, waterproof, like, sweatpants, basically. Or is it like that Tim and Eric Spaghetti sketch where he put the cigarette juice into the pants?

I don't know, I don't think I've seen that. You guys are not true fans. No, you're thinking of D pants. You're thinking of Tim's kitchen tips. Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Diaries. Jones. Yeah. You're thinking of Tim Allen's tool time. Tim Allen's.

Somebody's most memorable diaper moment. The first time I woke up wet, I don't get a chance to wear to bed often. So with the right drink and the right hypnosis, it's still as great as the first time. Hypnosis. This is making me have to pee and shit. Me too. I got to pee. It's really, it's giving me, it's giving me just a, like a deep desire to just ship my pants. Don't do it.

You should try it. Do you think you could just shit your pants? Yeah. I don't think I could. I think I could piss my pants. I don't think I can shit my pants. It's one of those things like with a, when, like, you can bite into your finger like a carrot, but your mind doesn't let you. Yeah.

The first time. You can't get your pants, unless you have a, that is what is, that's why these people are happy. They have a meditative mental, they've conquered it. Yeah, they remove the mental block. exactly it's like a it's like a tantric thing like they have they have so focused their desires on one thing that they can bypass their bodily needs so they listen to this one their all instinct tells them not to shit themselves and yet they do ruby rainie's most memorable diaper i was just about to read that the first time i toked while wearing a disposable one i don't think i've ever been more blissfully relaxed it was amazing and incredible i recommend it if you're 420 friendly I'm cross-fated as hell off this blunt and this diaper I'm

420 and diaper friendly God what a combo Yeah Man if your whole thing is like pretending to be a baby Yeah you can't be smoking weed You can't smoke weed and drink No Like you're not putting vodka in the bottle

Maybe Maybe they are I wouldn't put it past these sick fucks These freakazoids Y'all need Jesus The next thread is What have you done in a full diaper today With you in all capitals

Patrick, answer Yeah, what have you done in a diaper today? Yeah I see it poking out I see that thang in there, babe Yeah, I see those chunks hanging down I see that thing of your pants

Ooh, is that Barney? Mama, you better get back over here with that diaper ass Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh Let me pick off a piece of that poopy diaper You got Barney and BJ on there? That thing full as hell.

Oh, God. Just someone trying to pick a... Just hollering, hollering at a diaper wear. Hey, sweetheart. I can see it, you know. Yeah, it's like the construction workers. Construction workers, cat calling only diaper people.

Why'd you let it poke above your jeans if you didn't want us to see it? That's all I'm saying, baby. I bet you come back later, change you. Amber Starfield. Mine wasn't full of the time, but I peed in my diaper while grocery shopping. Picked up a Pokemon-themed birthday cake for my fiancé, then got some lunch. I am still working on filling my diaper, but I'm now back at home, relaxed playing

second life on PC. D-Boy Life right above that. So this is from Saturday, though. So this person peed in their diaper while grocery shopping right now in this current coronavirus crisis. Oh, you can't be, I, yeah, I, while there's a pandemic, you got to like at least stop. I'm going to go to the grocery store to pick up a Pokemon birthday cake and piss myself and just leave a trail. Just leave a trail of biohazard fluid.

Right. Close down the whole grocery store permanently. What's worse, people having parties or people shitting and pitting, pissing themselves at the store right now? People shitting and pitting and pity patting Pissing themselves Yeah Well I think when I pee in my diaper today I will watch Avengers Endgame

As the end of my vacation is at hand And I planned it a long time ago Then I will sleep in them Oh god There's someone Free Chris says I wrote a bike trail An hour each way In a full diaper

At least this person's active Yeah free Chris who They're bucking the stereotype A full diaper bike ride for two hours God damn God oh my God so it wasn't just

it wasn't full just wet through the day grocery shopping the in-laws liquor store and the car wash figured I was good so I got out of my diaper went about my day and had a mishap it was a fun night for the wife and I imagine imagine the raw

fucking masculine power of sitting in front of your father-in-law and with your wife and take taking your shit in your pants. Not only am I fucking your daughter. Right now, I'm shitting my pants in your house. Earlier today at lunchtime, I sat at my kitchen table in a wet and poopy diaper. All during the time I was eating, I sat in my own pee and poop.

Not unusual for me since I am medically incontinent. All right, that's fair. You're medically incontinent. But just change. change. You eat a whole meal? There's a post here. There's a post here from baby David Messiah

whose bio says, make diaper and great again. They said, I drunk coffee, smoked three cigarettes, and just sat quietly alone. Chamberpot says, did a little yard work, peed a few times, started a nice campfire in my fire pit and sat there poking the fire and adding wood to it and adding pee to my diaper. I'm just adding some pee to my diaper.

Yeah, I'm adding, I'm building, I'm building on it. Let's see, what's the next one? Oh yeah, this one, Mayday, Family May have found diapers. This is opposed by Canadian diaper lover. So I wore a good night last night while my folks were out and left another one in the washroom hiding behind the toilet paper rolls. Now, today, I went in there and noticed that the toilet paper was disturbed, and my other last good night was gone.

My dad does not know about this, and he may have taken a toilet paper roll out and put it on top of the toilet as a signal that he did not flush the toilet in the early morning while everybody else was asleep. It could also have been my twin brother, who also did have a type or fetish at 12 or 13. The lead is so buried there. What? This is like, this is like, have you seen three identical strangers where it's like, it's just like that, but with diapers, where it's like, like they're doing like a study to see like if it's inherent. I just found a really great subsection of this forum.

Yeah. It's called mature top. How mature we get in here? The first post, Virginia Pro Second Amendment Rally. Removing firearms from the law abiding will never stop a bad person from using a firearm against the law abiding. This is by Diapered Stag. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, dude.

If you are looking for a terrorist group. group, look at Antifa. A bunch of people dressed in combat gear and carrying guns does not automatically make them evil. In fact, the Virginia protest was one of the most civil protests I think I've ever seen. They even cleaned up after themselves, which is an amazing feat to these people. Yeah, no, cleaning up after yourself is just so hard for them. Oh, this rocks. Yeah, I'm looking at your topics now.

Why everyone think circumcision is mutilated? Social justice-themed songs Is this all just It's politics, religion, social justice, marriage, etc. There's a thread from Diaper Freak who says, Pegging, I have dropped hints to my wife that I want to try pegging, and someone else says, I have brought up the topic, it is not going to happen.

God damn, dude Yeah What a fucking sight Buddhist thread Ask any question about Buddhism I'm just searching Israel This might be dangerous Yeah

Any other pagans Just wondering if I'm the only pagan Honestly, they're all pagans. Of gods and goddesses, do you follow? They're all fucking pagan freaks. Absolutely. My therapist says that diapers and regressions are healthy. Yeah, man.

Oh, my God. It goes all the way back to 2008. Oh, my God. Using diaper gel for science from Sleepy Brandon. You can use the gel for plants. It actually. works. My science experiment actually did work. It doesn't matter if

it's used on or just used you can use still on some plants. Believe it or not, it actually helps plants grow and last a very long time. What is diaper gel? It's

a gel. It's a gel you put. I don't know. Oh, God. Caleb, are we looking at the same? one or? No, I just I just scrolled back to the very beginning

of mature topics. And the first post from April 13th, 2008, all lowercase, hey, really embarrassing question. Here's the body. Okay, well, I got a white head on my balls, like a big one,

and I just popped it like a normal whitehead and it sort of hurted when I did it. Is it normal to have these on my balls? So, And someone says, yeah, it's normal. He kind of explained it in a gross way, though, and the guy responded, well, sorry, just so nervous, though, never has happened to me before. I'm just really scared right now. Oh, this one's just...

I found someone from my hometown on here, or the town over. Really? Oh, it's your, it's, it's, it's your dad, dude. Well, I found someone on here, and the post was, sigh. Yesterday afternoon, my younger brother, in quotes, passed away. What, in quotes? Why is it in quotes? Uh, uh, yeah, this, um, this website, I feel like the deeper you go, it's just like, it's

So, it's dark. It's like lovecraftian knowledge. Yeah. You know, just the knowledge that this, specifically, that, like, someone in the town over from you is not only a diaper lover, but posts on the diaper lover form. Not only a diaper lover, a 62-year-old diaper lover. And engaged enough in the, in the practice to join a website, a community. Yeah. Dude, it's like, it's like they live.

It's like Dracula. You put on the sunglasses You can see the diaper under their pants You see the diaper Let's talk sports High school shootings This thread is locked by Roland And there

Is that We know what Roland that is Yeah That's a photo No that's not Donald Fagin Hunting in a diaper First time hunting in a diaper Peed two times and no leaks

Kind of like just sitting in my stand And letting go Ultra nationalism. Is it coming back from Roland in 2008? God, what the fuck is going on? I don't know if it's happening as bad here, but I'll give you a portrait of the scenery here. There is a fight between if a southern part of Bulgaria can be called Macedonia. Bro, they're getting in the fucking issues here. yeah man it's uh wait there was another one second there's another one i wanted to read let me find

it really quick um first first public diaper accident this is rears lover 97 this is my first public diaper experience i was doing some late night shopping i had the sudden urge to number two i had to hurry up to buy wipes and pay for everything there was a long line because there was only one register open i was crossing my legs and doing everything in my power to hold till i get to family restroom. So just first paint a picture here.

This guy is at the front of a long line at one register. He's crossing his legs to stop from going to the bathroom.

He's like, that's very visible to cross your legs. It was my turn to pay, and as soon as I was paying,

I couldn't hold and it just loose. Luckily, it was not loud, but it was not a solid one. No one noticed, but I looked really embarrassed.

After I was done, I just went to the family restroom to get changed. It took me some to clean up as that is all I'm going to say about cleanup I just um for my public diaper experience I think I handled it well I just need to stop panicking because it shows on my face and then slow mo responds and says yeah that sudden change from a panicked face to an embarrassed

one is a bigger tell than just pooping yourself I think pooping yourself is a pretty big tell yeah I wonder how numb these people are to the smell of their own shit Russell 100 They don't realize everybody can smell that they have shit themselves Oh one I read last night that I didn't put in here Because it wasn't very funny It was somebody was like saying like Yeah I poop in public all the time in my diaper

And I just walk around all day like that And someone else was like don't do that Like that's not fair to other people To make them smell your poop And then they're like And since you're pooping all the time You probably got used to the smell of your own And you think it smells good

But nobody else thinks that I think which diaper has to loudest crinkle I found a post here it's it's from 2008 it's from Creighton

and the topic in mature topics is homosexuals and in quotes faggots and I'm not going to read the whole thing but the first

sentence is as a wise man once said there are black people and there no dude what the fuck is going on on these four.

Oh, fuck, dude. This is the... This is it, man. This is the... Every episode from now on is about this website. We're making a whole... Podcast about a shift. We're starting a podcast network,

and this is the first spin-off podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Russell 100 says, It is a long time ago now, but I remember farting in a clothes shop and then doing a massive poo in my nappy as a complete accident. and then he said,

I think I was about seven years old at the time. It doesn't count. If you're seven years old. Seven years old, you shouldn't be having accidents. You should be, you should be making awesome Lego guns and getting shot for them. You need to be two years old or 40 years old. Exactly.

Yeah, I agree. In between that window, there's no, there's no, there's, to poop and rush to put on a diaper just so you could take a poo in it? No. No, I've never done it. Yeah, I can't say I have.

Here's a post from Anon E-Mouse. I think we talked about them in the last diaper talk. Their post topic is, what do you think about one player sex? Oh, fuck. That's so good.

Oh, my God, wait. I'm going, I'm playing single player. This, okay, listen to this. This is a diaper lover and celebrity. What would it be like to be a diaper lover if you were a celebrity? What would you do if you were a celebrity? And I scrolled down and somebody said, I thought I remember hearing a while ago that this guy was a supposed diaper lover.

Not positive. Maybe I'm remembering wrong. And it's a screenshot of Samwise Gamji. Like in the Hobbit outfit, not... That would be funny, though, if, like, you just, like, finally get a job as, like, a PA on, like, you know, the new movie about, like, Tom Hanks as a magician or whatever, and he shows up on set for the first day, and you, like, go to bring him something in wardrobe, and he's wearing a diaper, and there's a closet stocked with diapers, and then he shoots you with a silence pistol. Someone responded to the celebrity thread and just said, Tiger Woods? That's a good guess. If you had to guess, I would say like, I mean, probably like John Travolta.

Because I feel like if you have one, if you have a couple things going on, you kind of have everything going on. Yeah. Oh, no, this is a post from Game Baby in 2008. That's you. Game Baby says, is Matt? masturbating at 14 okay. I really got something on my mind. I masturbate three times a week.

Is this okay or should I stop? It feels good, but I wish to know. What's your professional opinion as an expert on teenage boys masturbation, Patrick? I don't know, but a lot of people on here are saying, like, that's fine. I do it three or four times a day. That is normal. That's good. Why aren't there diapers with adult themes on them?

I mean, there are diapers with Disney characters like, Lion King cars and DreamWorks characters the ones from Madagascar, etc. However, I have never really seen diapers that have adult-themed licensed characters on them. Why not? How fun would it be to have a diaper with the Enterprise, an X-wing, a xenomorph, a necromorph, or the

Back to the Future, Delorean, or Master 2, or Johnny 5, or so on and so forth? We need a watchman diaper set. Right? And then it's like, yeah, and it can look like Rochartzman. Yeah, so when you pee, it makes a different inkblower.

What does this look like? Shit. It looks like a poopy diaper. It looks like shit. Here's a poster. I'm looking like it really early in 2008. There's a post here from Valentine that says Obama Biden 08. And it says, well, Obama named his running mate and it's Biden.

Any thoughts on this? And someone with a political compass thing that shows how libertarian they are says, any reason you're happy he picked a white person whoa wow damn that's fucking crazy Biden has all the experience of McCain he brings foreign policy

oh this is just yeah yeah that's just Patrick oh that's just my thoughts that's just my thoughts oh that's just my thoughts on Joe Biden I'm just thinking out loud um do you guys see any more good ones

I'm like there's one about we legalization, but they just love pot, dude. There's so many military people on this site. I don't get it. I get it. It makes perfect sense to me, dude. You spend all day being yelled at by a guy who's bigger than you, and that's his job. You want to go home and you want to shit in your pants.

Oh, my God. Wait, I found this. Somebody posted, I found this by accident. Also, it's tactical. Somebody posted new to the site and a little shy, like, and just posted like a hello message, and PC baby responded to it. and said, Hi, Jocelyn. Firstly, welcome to the group.

I hope you find the support you need. It's also nice to meet a girl gamer. As most of the girl gamers online are usually boys or men playing an alt character. As far as being a furry goes, though, someone passed me my shotgun. If you can't find the info on making a nappy that you need, let me know, as I may have some external links

that could be useful. Now I'm just thinking about like an MK Ultra type program that the military like tried sometime in the early 2000s where they just made everybody were diapers. Just imagine though being a diaper lover and you'd say furries pass me my shotgun.

Yeah. Pass me my military issued hand or service weapon because. Yeah. At least furries don't fucking shit in their pursuits. Well, maybe they do.

Maybe some of them do. Yeah, maybe this one does. We don't know. That's sort of a deadly combo. I found, I don't think the post is funny, but I think the title of it is very funny. So a post from Kite that says, free speech is dead. They're right, dude. God. They're fucking right. All right. Yeah, I think we're at an hour. You guys want to do patrons? Yeah, sure. Wait, let me go pee first. All right, well, we're just going to start. We're just going to do the patrons. Okay. Bye, Pat. Big shout out to Poco.

Poco for everything. Poco, we love you. All right, actually. We got to really pee. All right, then go, dude. Poco's a boss. One second. The last one was...

I think Poco was the first one. I think she... No, you're wrong. No? No, the last time we recorded was the 28th. Oh, damn. And so the last one was... Brian Gonzalez.

Thank you, Brian Gonzalez. as being a patron. Douglas, sweet and simple. Zach Hayward, thank you. Mike H? Mike H. I hope the H stands for hello, because hi. I hope it stands for happy birthday

because my birthday recently happened. Ryan Smith. Thank you. Tutty Tim Tim. Yeah. Okay, see, we like it when you guys make your names funny. Yeah. Because it gives us something to work with.

I think Tuddy Tim Tim was also the name of the British diaper lover. Daniel McKinnon. See, now that's some funny shit. Two capital letters in the last name. Josh Camp. Yeah, I'm going to Josh Camp. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too.

And I'm going to learn out of fish, and I'm going to finger somebody. That's what you do with Josh Camp. Thanks, Tyler. Thank you, Tyler. Michael Nabu Abu Thank you

Michael Naboo Michael Naboo Fuck yeah Poco Poco again Thank you for upgrading Patrick pricing Our first Patrick pricing

Prince princess Yeah Look at that Will McGovern Will McGovern Thank you Justin Kweepoff

Keeff Thank you Justin Bin J Fry What's the J stand for Just smoking it just smoking that Ben just smoking that just fucking smoking that

Fry Fry Fry Brad Stockmo Thank you More like Brad Brad Stachmo Ray Chill Dolazole

Whoa Ray chill dolezol I think that's like the fourth time Rachel Dolazole has Yeah Honestly yeah Taylor Wood Shout out Taylor Wood

Art Jacob Marinus Cortus Nice one dollar That's a cool name Oh yeah It's a $1 dollar You don't get anything I know you're just

You're just in it for the love of the game Thank you art William Morrison Thank you Cool Caleb E Karma Very very powerful name Very strong name

Yeah the last name is very strong The first name is incredibly weak Oh no no Dude take that back That's my name. Thank you some girl. Thank you, some girl. Thank you, Brad Diber.

Brad Diber. Is that, I hope, yeah, it's kind of topical for considering the episode. I hope it's probably Daber. Mike Brolin, $10, that's a Master Chief Level. Subscription, thank you. Kai quops, upgrade Kai, upgraded to Patrick Pricing. That's what we're talking about. Thank you, Kai.

Oh, yeah, Kai. You're the man. We love Kai. Chris Matabag. Thanks. Thank you. Big Bug. Thanks, Big Bug.

Thank you, Big Bug. It's a little scary, but thanks. Kevin F. Kern. Thanks. And Corey Dillinger. Thank you, the guy with the freaking escape plan. Is that? Oh, Big Bug edited their pledge to $10 in the middle of the episode.

So shout out. Big bug. Yeah, biggest bug. Yeah. Uh-huh. Even bigger bug. All right. Diapers forever.

Diapers never stop. Diapers never stop shitting and pissing. All right. Dukey. Bye. Dukey.