Podcast About List - Ep.148 - Choochoo the Gunged Up Shrine Clown

Episode Date: June 2, 2021

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I have just one feet. Fuck, I'm hopping around. Around the town. I'm looking brown. I got a crown because I'm the king. I do the thing. I'm about to sing. La.

God damn, dude. Fuck. That was beautiful. You got me feeling lazy, and outside it looks hazy, and it is so crazy. How crazy it looks outside, it's so crazy, that hazy clouds outside around. I'm looking brown. I'm out in the town. I'm wearing a crown, because I'm the king, and I'm going to sing.

La la la. Oh, my God. Did we both say that we're looking brown? Wow. What an insane rhyme that is. You know, I mean, when you're freestyling, everything's on that. the table. Yeah, you just leave.

Yeah. If it rhymes, it's okay. Yeah. That's the rule. I was just at the beach, you know, so I, you know, I'm, you can see I'm nice and nice and tan. It was beautiful. It was so amazing.

It was summer ray. I was surfing. I was swimming. I was, you know. Are you a wind surfer? I didn't know that. Yep. I was wind surfing on a, I, I was flip sharking.

Yeah, I was, you know, I was, I was like surfing on a lobsters. Like, I was standing on a lobster, and it was swimming, like, a boat. I'm saying about this, why, why are they not more, like... Okay, so you know, like, storm chasers, right? Uh-huh. Yeah. Why did people not, like, do that with, like, bears and sharks and, like, dangerous animals? Grizzly man.

Gris-well, I've been owned. And sharks can swim, so, I mean... Yeah, I don't think... Is there a shark... Is there, like, a... Is there a shark man? Is there a shark man? Yeah, there are people who do, like, shark cages and shit.

I don't think you can, like, follow a shark. around because like yeah you can't well no because like humans like yeah i totally good if you go underwater too fast or come up too fast you'll just explode so like no that is funny yeah it's funny that like if you go to if you go downstairs to the bottom of the ocean too fast and then you come back up your blood explodes exactly it's one of those things that makes you realize like maybe god's creation isn't so beautiful after all like maybe he didn't think of anything if you swim too fast you Oh, yeah. If God loved us, he would let us swim fast.

It definitely is like, yeah, you're not, like, God, if God exists, he did not mean to make humans like the number one, because if we swim too far down, we turn into a cube. He saw, well, yeah, he was like, pressed into a fucking, like, perfect cube. Yeah. He created us, and he was like, well, these things aren't going to be able to fly, okay? And then we made planes, and he's like, well, listen up, you fuckers are not going down. You made them. You're not a way to go up, but...

How much of the ocean isn't, like, explored? 100%. 100%. 100%? Yeah, nobody's ever seen... Because you can't see underwater. We've only explored 0.1% of the ocean. 0.0001%. I mean, just whatever's on the beach, pretty much. Yeah.

Mostly like seashells and hermit crabs and all that. Once the waves, like when the wave is on the beach, I'll look at that part of the ocean. But, like, beyond that. One day, I mean, it's probably not going to be in our lifetime, but one day we're going to be able to fuck in. We're going to be able to go down deeper in the ocean. We're not going to like what we see. That's pretty true. You think so.

All right. And what is it that you think that we will see in the ocean? Monster. You think we will see monster. See monster. Patrick, place your bet on how much, what percent of the ocean is actually explored and charted? 98%. Like, no, has been.

explored so you think two percent yes i'm gonna go also two percent it's five percent has been explored wow that's way more honestly that's impressive that's pretty impressive dude i mean i mean it was charting the ocean's probably pretty boring because you're just like oh it's flat down here maybe some rocks right some fishes moving around how much has been explored by a fish let me add to the google by a fish oh yeah it says 100 percent wow that's amazing dude that's the thing if you're If you're like, fish. If you're one of these, like, deep sea fish, like deep, deep sea. One of the ones that they made ugly because I knew nobody would ever see it.

Yeah. Yeah. Who's they, Caleb? God? God, yeah. Yeah, okay. Come on. What are you talking about, you fucker?

Who do you think he was making fish, Patrick? Yeah, besides God, nobody else would make a fish. I don't know. Just the... The Cuckoobe is making fish in a fucking tube and the throat is in the ocean. The C-Man conspiracy theory that nobody else has ever heard of. guy at the bottom of the ocean he's called the sea man well you're asking about they so i mean well i don't want to give them a gender all right that's fair it's pride month i'm not giving

anyone a gender yeah we're taking those shit's a way dude damn damn damn white pride month of your ellie camper i mean come on oh it's so funny how everyone's like she's a nazi for just being like a girl who is in a talent show dude honestly bro fuck her she could go fucking who could she her parents are fucking bankers. She can fucking fall off a cliff. I don't go to fuck, dude. I think the whole situation is so fucking funny.

Also, like, I mean, she's definitely, I mean, let's not get ourselves. She's got some fucking Thomas Jefferson's in the family. Absolutely. Also, that is way more than just a talent. Like, I mean, you know, respect everybody who lives in the Midwest, but like, you got to call a spade, man. If I see somebody wearing bird masks and shit, like, that's, that's not going to fly. That's not okay.

I didn't look into this at all. You just, you just decided to. offender because you saw everyone saying he was KKK because you're such an office fan yeah i am i'm a god you love those errand episodes of the office yeah no it's just like yeah it was you fucking oh that her name oh oh i don't know oh i don't know who's the boss again who's the boss is it is it michael storch is this come on come on i'm kidding i don't see the show yeah i honestly i only saw that michael storch would be a better man i saw that i saw that newspaper article because josiah have Photoshopped me into it.

I will say one thing that people are right about is like sometimes you will be at a pool party in the south, right? And you'll be like at a friend's house, you'll be sitting on a floatie or whatever. And then you will look down at between your legs and you will see that it is a Confederate flag floaty that you were sitting on. That's a new problem. That is a you. No, that's a, that's a, that's a south thing. So Patrick, I want, I'm going to, I just looked up this thing that there, that Ali Kemper was part of. And this is what you're defending. No, this is what you're defending.

I'm not defending it. I'm not defending it. Well, you're not defending it. You are submitting your candidacy for the next beauty pageant that they have. I would love to be in a beauty page. So it's called the Fair St. Louis,

but it was previously noticed the Veiled Profit Ball. In 2014, the Atlantic reported that the Veiled Profit Organization, you know, that's a great name for an organization. You can tell there's nothing wrong going on there. Initially, initially barred black and Jewish people from joining.

It's an organization for the white elites of Missouri, and there's a veiled prophet parade that happens every year where a debutante is given the honor of top-rich white girl. I didn't know all that bull crap. I wouldn't have fucking said anything. The parade was started in 1878 by a Confederate officer named Alonzo Slayback. Oh, my God. Jesus.

I heard. I heard. I heard the first. I heard like the first syllable of his last name. You know what's funny? I heard the first syllable of his last name. I honestly thought you were going to say Alonzo Slavery. Alonzo Slaaback is either a Confederate officer

or, like, the coolest black guy of all time. That's a crazy either-or name. Oh, man, dude, his brother's name was Charles E. Sleighback. That's Chucky Cheese, dude. Damn. Charles Entertainment Slayback. Fuck, dude. Slayback music.

We're covering everything right. now. Damn. We're like Indiana Jones right now. Yeah. We're getting to the bottom of this. Do you guys ever know anybody who's a Freemason? No.

I didn't know anyone who's a Freemason, but... No. I mean, we went to school next to a Masonic temple. True. Yeah. Lots of... So I probably knew somebody... ...in a mason's lodge.

Yeah? In high school, yeah. Is the Elks Lodge the same as the Masonic lot now? No, it's different. Because there was hardcore shows at the Elks Lodge. And choosy with who they make a, like, Illuminati because I knew this my dad as a friend has been a mason for like 40 years and he does like linoleum floors well yeah and when I asked him I was like what's it like and he's like oh it's

pretty much like free barbecue like twice a week you know that sounds kind of sick the illuminati is just one of the biggest MLM schemes of all time yeah absolutely dude yeah it's like 100% yeah it's just like oh yeah we need you like one day one day you're gonna be up with the big dogs. One day you're going to get to drive our big pyramid Cadillac. But until then, keep bringing the baked mac and cheese, Frank. You're crushing that dog. That shit is insane.

Yeah, we should try to join the Masons. Can you just join or do you have to be invited? I think you can like try to join. I don't know. I mean, you can join but it's not the same as being invited. Yeah, I guess. You know, because when you get invited, there's a party and like... Do you

have to be initiated? Oh, for sure. Do you get a gun in a badge? you don't get a gun. All right. They want to take our guns away. Do you get a cool hat? Oh, yeah. You get a fez.

Whoa, no, that's, that's, uh, that's the fucking, the other one. The Elks Lodge? No, they're not. The Shriners. The Shriners? Yeah, that's what they're called. The hospital? Yeah, they were, no, they wear, well, yeah, they, they, they sponsor, like, hospitals and shit.

They have the little cars. That's like the, that's like the hospital for, like, burned kids. The Shriners Hospital is for, burned kids? Well, at least there was one. Because they keep fucking barbecuing all these kids at some fucked up camp. No, they come to parades and they drive tiny little red cars and wear fizzes. You never

saw them before? You're thinking of clowns. No, look, Google Shriner cars right now. All right, I will. Have you not seen these before? I will get to the bottom of this. No. Really? Dude, you're going to love these guys. Yo! What the fuck? That's sick. Yeah, dude. And they do like, they do

like tricks, like they weave in and out of each other and shit. These guys look fucking huge. What the fuck? Whoa. Honestly, if it wasn't because the steering wheel

was dead in the middle. No, they're like little cars. They're like go carts. They're not golf carts. These things are fucking insane. They go fast as hell too. See, that looks fun. If the fucking Illuminati was like that,

maybe people wouldn't have all these goddamn conspiracy theories about it. To be honest, I didn't know until like this very second that it was like any type of community. I just thought it was guys who like to ride little cars. Yeah, no, Shriners are like the,

I think that they probably have like a battle with the, with the Masons. Yeah, like, good versus evil, you know? Yeah, the Shriners are like the, like, it's like the rival summer camps, and the shriners are like, like the, like the, like the one, I don't, I never saw, I never saw porkies or meatballs or anything like that. Masons are like fat camp, and then the, the Shriners are like,

oh, you're not coming to the, pool party, Devere's going to be there. The shriners are... The shriners are masons. What? I take it all back. Shriner's International, also commonly known as the Shriners, or formerly known as

ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine. There's a Masonic society established in 1870. No! We were just fucking talking these guys up. Does Masonic mean that they're freemasons? I don't know. Are the Shriners

freemasons? Let's see here. And it's funny, it's like... All Shriners are Masons, but not all Masons are Shriners. A Shriners International is a spinoff from Freemasonry. Man, you know, you might be a Shriner. They did a, dude, they did a Fast and Furious spin-off of the Free Masons. So you either go pedophile or tiny car, is what you're telling me. You come to a crossroads.

It's a kid-sized car. It's a kid-sized car. You take the kid, I'll take the car. I'm a Shriner. I want the little car. And I want it now. I got a parade to go to. It's just like Mason, it's just buildings.

You're just making buildings. Why is that the most evil people on earth? Because they can make any building they want, dude. They're playing fucking Starcraft. You know what? That is true. They could fucking build a base at any point. All these buildings, all these shitty, like, new modern buildings.

We stopped letting the Masons build buildings, and now we got all these fucking cubes. Exactly, dude. They understood that a good building needs a gargoyle. Yeah. Yeah. Gargoyle is sick. Like, just some weird mural in, like, a fucking, in the middle, made out of, like, like, a, like, a mosaic of, like, a beaver. That's a good fucking building, man.

What? The Shriners are committed to community service and have been instrumental in countless public projects throughout their domain. Shriners host the annual East West Shrine game, a college football all-star game. Oh, my God. Whoa. The East West Shrine Bowl. Do they, like, when you say. community service. Many shrine centers

also hold a yearly shrine circus as a fundraiser. And then there's an image in this Wikipedia page of a Shriner clown. A Shriner clown. A Shriner clown. I would hate to break down. He looks fucked up. Dude, if I saw this club, this is the most evil clown I've ever seen. Shriner clown. You know what they put, like,

I'll send this picture. You know when they put like a Halloween, like I make a Halloween mask of a clown? It's like, oh, you made it too creepy. Like, it's not scary. This is like what an actual scary clown looks like. I would kill myself if I saw this clown walking up to me. These are, like, clowns that you've never actually seen in color because they're in, like, all the scary black and white movies.

Yeah, this is a horrible clown. Yeah, I don't fuck with this clown at all. I would hate to break down in, like, a town that's, like, run by the Shriners because you, like, call AAA and a tiny tow truck shows up. All right. Hitcher. It might take a while. Oh, you go to, like, the mechanic in a Shriner town.

It's just like, like, the fucking, the ceiling's four feet tall. Yeah, the tools are way too small. You show up in, like, a fucking suburban. What kind of, what kind of damn? car you got here where'd you get this the Amazon Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ Don't you know there's a Shriner town I'm a deaf Shriner mechanic I'm gonna be six of my car in this What the fuck? Where's a tiny little battery That goes like I just Googled

I just Googled Shriner Clown Just to see what came up And here's the info bucks That came up Shrine Clowns Are often considered the most visible ambassadors

of the Shrine Organization Headquartered in Springfield Massachusetts The Melha Shrine Clown unit is very active in parades, charity benefits, festivals, and corporate outings. All shrine clowns donate their time and resources as unpaid volunteers. I think these motherfuckers are more evil.

They have a fucking clown task force. We have a shrine clown task force. We've been, oh, their logo. Maybe the fucking shriners were like, oh, yeah, no, the Illuminati, yeah, the fucking free, the Illuminati's 100%. That's the bad guys right there. meanwhile these fucking clowns are doing all this bullshit shrine clown i can tell that's a phrase that will just be stuck in my head for a year shrine clown what the fuck why is that font why is the

font like it's like chinese font it's like what they put on like a on a kung fu yeah uh kung fu lessons for i'm pretty uh i'm pretty anti clown in general but once you give them guns and walkie talkies and shit i'm out they have a button on their website to request clowns Don't press that button All your windows bust open The Mela's shrine clown's greatest contribution To the welfare of mankind Is to warm a heart with a smile

If you would like to have the Melha Shrine Clowns at your event Please see the requirements at the link below And then they have a clown's prayer too Fuck that dude They have a clown prince What? No shot

The clown prince is a real thing It's not just something you call the Joker I guess. Shriner clown Prince. Is he beautiful? Oh, he better be. Harold Michael Bust. My, that's a fucking clown name.

That guy was born to be a clown. I'm just, I'm just, like, wandering just through websites here, and I just got to this Pinterest link of Choochoo the Ansar Shrine Clown, and look at this guy's, look at this clown. Dude, I don't, I'm done fucking with this, dude. We're going to get killed. Oh, my God. I'm gonna have the fucking, bro.

We keep talking about this. We're gonna have the bank robbers from the beginning of a dark night. This clown is not wearing any pants past the crop. This clown, this clown is like wet and messy on his legs, I feel like. I don't like this. This is a gunned clown. This is a fucking gunch clown, dude. A gun shrine clown.

What the fuck is this guy? Choo-Too the gun shrine clown. All right. I'd like to go ahead and say, I have nothing against these clowns. I think they're normal. I don't want you to go a fucking payday two at my house, man. I don't need that shit. Yeah.

Better fucking bust in with the clown shit. It's all a joke on the... It's a comedy podcast. Don't try to attack me. Yeah, dude. You're going to look out your window. There's going to be a small white van parked out front with no windows. The fuck, dude.

With an antenna. Yeah. A tiny antenna on top of the shape like a bow tie that's spinning. Yeah, and then it starts driving away going like... Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, yeah. You're going to get owned, bro. We need to start our own secret society.

You come home from work early and you open up the door, you open up the door to your apartment, there's just a hundred clowns cramped into your kitchen, like trying to bug it all at the same time, just tripping over each other. You should have gave out membership cards at the live show. We should have started our own society. We can still do that.

A lot of people, speaking of the live show, a lot of people met my fucking mom. Yeah, dude, lucky them. You met my mom. Yep, lucky me. A lot of people, a lot of people have formed amazing, amazing friendships with my mom. Yeah. Yeah, dude, that's why I was like, don't bring your family, bro.

I know. Yeah, they also, you know, like, meeting somebody's parents is really demystifying because you're like, I know exactly what proportion of both of these people is in this person, I know. Right. Yeah, I know why you are the way you are. Yeah, you look at them and go to like the fallout VAC system and you just get like every piece of info you could possibly want to be. about Patrick when you look at his parents, so it's not a good situation of you.

Yeah, I don't like that. Thank you to everybody for coming out to that, by the way. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you to everyone. I mean, we did give out the DVDs. I guess those can count as the membership, but we didn't give them out to other people. I think next show, that's what we do. We get business cards, and then we have, like, a thing on it that says, like, sign your name here, something like that.

We need a mailing list, I think. Yeah. So it's like the first step to a cult, unfortunately. It's like a mailing list or a phone. Yeah, we have one. Patreon is, I mean, has that. That's true. I guess we haven't been using our cult resources

enough. We haven't been good about our culting services. We do have to start, we do. We have to start, you know, the organization that will defeat the shrine clowns. Yeah, we do need to have kind of anti-clown. What's the opposite of a clown? What's the opposite of a clown?

A mummy? Probably a mummy. Not a mummy, dude. No, because you, and here's the, here's the litmus test. Clowns are the ones that are afraid of mice and the penis. If it shows up at a birthday party and people like it, it's too close to a clown. I think a mummy would be big. People would not, people would not like it if a mummy showed up.

Are you fucking kidding me, dude? I'd do everything to that mummy. A magician. No, a magician is like exactly a clown. A magician is like a subtype of clown. A magician is literally, it's a subtype of clown. It's like a... It's not a subtype of clown.

It's the same thing with the Shriners and the Freemasons. Clowns do tricks too. A magician is just a clown that's too shy to wear bright colors. Yeah. It's a goth clown. Yeah, yeah, who thinks that it needs to do dark magic. I think the opposite of a clown, I guess, would be like an insurance agent or something. Yeah, or like a hedgehog.

Opposite, all right. Or maybe like a rock. Yeah, I think about it. A rock might be the exact opposite of a clown. I'm looking up, I looked up, what is the opposite of a clown? What do you think you're going to find? Okay, killjoy, bore, pessimist, moaner, mope, miserableist, party pooper, prude, damper. No, those are descriptors.

We could call them dampers or something like that, or miserableists. I don't want to... Misery, ugh. And then that makes us sound like the bad guys. We're trying to fight these damn, this fucking clown al-Qaeda. We've got to have the real people. And we need people on our side. Okay?

What about the regular guys? That's, yeah, okay. The regular, what about the normal society? Nobody is Irish. That's the number one rule. What? Yeah. Because that's too close to it.

clown that's what the fuck red nose yeah dude big puffy red nose big puffy ass red nose big red cheeks red hair yeah inability to walk a straight line yeah really stupid there's too many of them yep yeah always the hell is going on right now dude you're fake irish bro i'm not whenever yeah you open you open the door you open the door to a car and there's always more of them in there than you hoped would be yeah pat is clearly greek by the way i'm not Greek. I took 23 in me. I'm like 100% like British and Irish. Your chest hair looks like fucking taco meat,

dude. You're not Irish. There's no fucking way you're Irish. You are, you are, you are the falafel man. That's what you are. I don't look, I don't look that Mediterranean. You are falafled up, my friend. You do look pretty Greek. I don't look. There is no

Greek in my fucking bloodline. When you blow your nose, you fucking have a Kleenex full of hummus. Yeah. Hummus is Israeli. That's Mediterranean Fuck Fucking idiot I would have preferred

If you were going with the Greek thing I would have preferred you said You're right You're Israeli You're right Yeah my bad I'm Israeli You're right

You got me You're fucking Israeli Look I want to say my bad I'm sorry about all that crap that's happening All that bull crap Who even knows what it is But it's fully Patrick's fault That's all I know

I also wanted to clear up that one time That we didn't have the theme song in It wasn't because of what's going on over there was because i forgot to put it in and then patrick told some people that it was because you know we didn't want to be attached to israel and then i put that i didn't know that he told people that so i put the song back in because i just forgot it one time by accident that seemed like we were like yeah it's over we support it now so just so you know it's funny for us to draw a line on that like right now yeah it's like well israel just this year

went too far yeah yeah none of the fucking like footage none of the footage of like killing like What was that fucking video that, like, kill the kid's dad and the kid? Mohamed El Dura, yeah. Yeah, great thing to bring up, Pat. My bad. Yeah, man, let's talk about that. That's hilarious. I'm not saying it's funny.

I'm just saying it's, like, one of the worst things a country could ever do. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. We, uh, we, you know, the thing is I'm, my opinion is whatever Biden decides. That's my guy. Stick it with him. Oh, yeah. We're becoming breadtubers.

I don't know if you know. All those, like, guys online that complain about, like, they say, like, Chapo is Biden adjacent or whatever. No, that's us. We're the, uh, we're the fucking... Yeah, we're becoming political. I mean, if you... Yeah.

I mean, that's the one thing... Yeah. That's right. I'm gonna start fucking sitting on bad dragon dildos and shit on cam. Yeah. Why does that with that? And that is all for Joe Biden. Yeah, I'm doing it for him.

Dude, I'm sending them all the fucking fuck tokens that I get on the fucking campsites. Why is, why do women want to have sex with a dragon or men? I don't know. Why is there a dragon penis that sells so many coffees? I think it's a, I think it's a texture thing. I think it's a texture thing. So if I was fucking, if I, if I looked like the fantastic for the thing, you think I'd get a lot of pussy? I think some people would be interested in having sex with you.

In a gravel penis? Yeah. All right, dude. I might have to become a scientist. I don't know that much about the thing. Is his, is it like, he got bit, he got bit by a rock. He did not get bit by a rock. He did not get bit by a rock.

Well, no, is it, is it like cobblestone completely, or is it like fleshy cobblestone? I think it's just rocks. I think he's just like made of rocks. I mean, I feel like it wouldn't be a very good power if it's like, I just look like I'm made of rocks. But I don't, I'm not actually like a strong or hard reading. I have all the strength of a rock, but I can still bleed because it's just. Yeah, you can still pinch me. That'd be just be bad, dude.

Then he just has a bunch of, like, butt cracks all over his body. That's true. Yeah, is his penis, like, wrinkly like that? I would guess so. There's got to be somebody who drew that, right? Yeah. Let me see. Yeah, they used to have the Marvel Swimsuit Edition.

That used to be a thing that they had. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's, uh, I think they had Namor in a, in a bikini. Ooh. Oh, wait, he doesn't have a penis. Namor loves to wear some titillating swimsuits, dude. And his little wings by his ankles, dude?

Oh, yeah, those things. I like, man. Yeah. There's a reason he's the king of Atlantis or whatever. Yeah, because of the wing little things. No, because of his fat dick. He has a fat cock. Do they draw the dick under the, like, when they do the character outlines?

Do they draw the bulge? Let me look. Um, Marvel. They definitely, they drew a lot of, they drew a lot of super villain bulge in like the, when they rebooted it, the ultimate ones that are like in the 2000s. Nothing more evil than having a big penis. Yeah, they made like, they made,

they made green goblin huge and buff. And there's like one like panel where they show them in full for the first time. He just got the, he's just got the bulge. Man, that's a face level with Peter Parker. He's 15 years old. You got to take that out, dude. That's not cool. Yeah, I think they have, I think number three, they have Namor and a lady on the cover.

Hold on, let me look up Namor. Peanour. Beautiful. Namor, the Submariner. Nymour penis. Nude penis. And this is just for research. I'm not looking at the wings on the side.

This is basically doing my doctorate PhD right now. Yeah. Doing a dissertation right now on a guy's penis. Does he have the, does he have Widows Peak Pubes, too? I found this website. It's called Rule 34. Nice. Is it good?

Let me look up. I'm just going to search Namor Butthole really quick. I just want to see. I mean, probably any butthole we can imagine what it would look like on them. Let's just search up Man's Butthole. These people drawing these Namor. Yeah. You know, I might, yeah.

They are so uninventive. Oh, no, that's okay. Search that to see what comes up. That's a load. I thought that they gave him a dick ring. I was excited. A load? Yeah, like there's jizz.

He's coming a perfect ring? It looked like a ring in his, it looks like a Prince Albert. Well, he can control water, right? Oh, shit. If Namor can control water, he can probably control cum, right? Yeah. So he could shoot it out. You can at least control the water part of it, and it's like white dust.

he could probably fucking bend it like a balloon animal once he pulls it out of his dick that'd be pretty impressive here here's a dog put this in your mouth a dog yeah you make a dog with a balloon animal oh god that's

what's wrong with you pat I thought I thought you said he was putting his cum in a dog well he could probably do it is evil he could probably do that too well he's sometimes evil depends I'm sorry I just laughed because I look

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You finally fucking match with somebody. She's hot. And then you open with this. Are you my suicidal thoughts because I can't stop thinking of you? Opening, I just looked this up, opening Zenin is dutched for pickup lines. Oh, why. They included Dutch in this. Might be a Dutch website.

Possibly. It is a dot net. There's also not very many. I mean, the grammar is not great here on a lot of these. Number two, hey girl, are you suicide? Because I think about you a lot. I'd like to do those two back to back without. Yeah, no break.

Are you my suicidal thoughts? I can't stop think of you. Hey, girl, are you suicide? Because I think about you a lot. Sending all of them back to back to back. Yeah. All 47. Just copy and pasting the entire thing.

Sending them numbered as well. Number three, this will work every time. You can't spell suicide without you and I. Do you say that in the thing? That's also a threat. That's not a pickup line. That's a hypnotic thing. We are going to commit suicide.

That's way more about suicide than it is about picking somebody up. Right. Yeah. You can't say that to somebody. Number four, this one's not safe for work. So don't use these suicide pick-up line. Use that one. Not this number.

Everybody else, they're pretty fair a game. Yeah. But this one, don't use this on your boss. Are you a suicidal turtle? Because you can swallow my straw. I don't think they're committing suicide.

I think they think it's a worm. I don't know that straw is that flattering either, I feel like. Yeah, here's my thin, hollow penis. My coffee stert. Yeah, you're a quilt because you can touch my needle. My little tiny needle penis. Do you want to see my needle penis? one inch big.

Yeah. Are you an elf? Because you can have my gum drop. Maybe it would be one that you can say. Life without you is like coding while GitHub is down. All I can commit is suicide. What?

That's like there's so many intersections there. What? You have to have some knowledge of GitHub and probably... So does she! Yeah, that's what I mean. I need to know that. Know that commit can also be used in a GitHub context,

and then they have to like suicide jokes. Yeah. I'm going to read, I mean, this next, six through nine, I'm going to read just in a row because this is how these are meant to be sent, I think. This is a similar situation.

I agree. Are you suicide? Because you won't stop crossing my mind. Are you suicide? Because you're always on my mind. Is your name suicide? Because you're always on my mind. Are you suicide?

Because I think about you a lot. That's the fucking same one. Also, there's nothing hotter than explaining to a woman at a bar that all you can do, think about suicide. Yeah. Oh, fuck, he's so hot.

He wants to kill himself. A pickup line, too, a pickup line that opens with, I think about you all the time, is also maybe not the way to go. If you're approaching somebody. For the first time. Hey, I've been following you.

I've been thinking about you a lot. You're kind of like suicide in that way. I'm realizing that suicide pickup line really sounds like a number you call. When you kill yourself, doesn't really sound right. Number 10. Are you diving super?

suicides, because you make my heart rate, race. I don't know what that means at all. There's a picture here. Yeah, this picture is what made me laugh when I clicked onto this tab. Yeah, there's a picture here. It's just a guy, and it says suicide pickup line, and then it's the turtle one. But he looks concerned. Yeah, he looks like somebody is taking the photo against his will.

Yeah. Okay, so now we get into the funny suicide pickup lines. Uh-huh. Yeah, those other ones weren't funny. Yeah. These are only two of these. These were serious credible threats. Yeah.

There's only two of these. Girl, you must be suicide because I've been thinking about you all day. And are you a suicide bomber? Because you have blown me away. Don't say that one in Ireland. No. Those are not that funny. Pretty funny to me.

I would think I would laugh. But there's only two of those. Then we get into the depressing pickup lines. Yeah. Which is pretty good. The same one, are you suicide? I think about you every day. They have to keep putting that in there.

Okay, this one is at least a joke. Yeah. This one is, are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you. That's good. Yeah, I mean... Are you a noose because I really want to hang with you? That's good.

Yeah. Thanks, buddy. Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me. You didn't say if you would. I will hang with you. Oh, yay! I will.

Yay! And I will fuck you. Is that what you want? I'm going to fuck you and suck your penis. I'm going to finger your butt. You're going to finger your fucker. Hey, girl. Is your name suicide?

Because I can't stop thinking about you. Oh, that's pretty good. That's actually pretty good. That's actually pretty good. What about this one? Hey, boy, girl. Are you suicide? Because I think about doing you a lot.

That's pretty good, man. Okay, so now I'm starting to see how they got 47. Uh-huh. A lot of filler here. Are you antidepressants? Because if I don't have you every day, I'm going to kill myself. Wait, listen to this one. This one is a damn girl.

Is your last name suicide? And then in asterisks, no, why? Because I think about you every day. It doesn't even make any sense. Is your last name suicide? And then her saying, no. No. Are you a coffin?

Because I really wish I was inside you right now. These could be zombie or Dracula themed as well. That's true. Between the gravestone and the coffin. Are you a coroner because I really want you to inspect my body? Ugh. Are you, this one's gross. Are you an electrical outlet?

Because I really want to stick my fingers in you. That's pretty bold. Yeah, I mean, like, I get like, yeah, you want to, I mean, like, yeah, are you a fish? Because look at my worm. or whatever, but to walk up to a girl at a bar and be like, I'm going to put my fingers in you. Can I put my finger in your mouth? I fucked up. I fucked up the pickup line. I'm sorry.

You see, count my fingers, because all of them, these are going in you right now. You better like this. That's a bad pickup line. Not good. Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day. That would not work. That one's confusing. I would, I would, if somebody said that to me, I'd be like,

I think you got it wrong. I think you messed it up. I think you're thinking of birthday cake, not traffic. You don't want to run into traffic. You'll die. No, you don't understand. I'm doing suicidal. I'm doing suicidal makeup line.

Yeah. Are you a sinking shit because I really like to go down on you? Scroll down and look at this picture, not the one right here, but the one, look at the picture after it. This picture is horrific. Okay. The one that says this will work every time. So this will work every time You can't spell suicide without you and I

And the photo is kind of a GQ style Like a shot of a nude man Who looks like he's trying to stab his own back Yeah He also has some like bizarre musculature going on too Some weird shaped body He's ripped Then the rest of them are just repeats

And I just need to read you This last paragraph here from this list Use only working proopo And phrases decantadas for girls and ombrace. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice,

saying sexual smooth suicide phrases to someone you haven't picked up yet is usually just creepy. Sexual smooth suicide phrases. Wait, I just found one. I just found an insane one, too. Yeah, what's yours? This one is top eight Japanese pickup lines.

I have a really good one, too. Do the Japanese ones, and then this one's great. There's only eight of these. This is pretty easy. Uh, well, the first one makes no sense. But number two, are you Japanese because I want to go full Hiroshima on you? Oh my God.

That one is going to destroy, dude. Yeah. Are you Japanese? And that'll do really well on someone who's Japanese. Right. Probably love that, dude. They'll be like, oh, I know what that is. Are you Japanese because I want to get into Japantese?

All right. Maybe Jamaican accent that one. Yeah, that one's a thinker. Uh, are you Japanese because I want to put my son? Saki in your Nagasaki. What? That one doesn't make any sense. Did you know that I'm quite a bit like the Japanese public transport system?

When I come three seconds too early, I will apologize profusely. I just found... Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. No, I'm next, Patrick. This one's going to... Are you Japanese? Because I'll jam my penis inside you. Oh, dude, I guess that's like a main switch.

Jam penis. It's a pun. Jam. Jam. Jam. That's really a stretch, man. Yeah. That's a big time stretch.

All right. I got one here that I'm just going to read through all these in a row for you, okay? Top 18 pet insurance pickup lines. All right. No, I'll just go through them. I hope you have pet insurance because I'm about to destroy your pussy. I hope you have pet insurance because I'm about to destroy your pussy. Do you happen to have pet insurance?

because that pussy is going to get smashed tonight. Do you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pussy? Do you have pet insurance because your pussy's getting smashed tonight? Do you have pet insurance? Because I want to smash your cat. Do you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy that pussy tonight? Hey, girl, I hope you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy that pussy later. Do you have pet insurance because I'm about to destroy your pussy?

Girl, do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy? Do you happen to have pet insurance because that pussy is going to get smashed tonight? Do you have pet insurance because I'm going to tear that pussy up? I hope you have pet insurance because I am destroying that pet pussy tonight. do you have pen insurance girl no why me because i'm going to destroy your pussy because i'm about to kill that pussy i hope you have pet insurance because i'm about to destroy your pussy do you have pen insurance because i'm about to smash your pussy oh my fuck all of them are the exact same they went with 18 there's only one thing that they

can think of they like why go 18 on that one you can just you can say like maybe top five and then do the same one five times, that's still fine. Well, okay, this website has a very weird thing. Well, they'll throw any number and then just put... I looked up, there's a tag on this one, June. I opened up June pickup lines. Top two June pickup lines. This one also has a...

Hey, girl, are you the Archduke of Austria on the day of June 28th, 1914? Because I want to take you out. Oh, like the song. Uh-huh. Genius. The pet insurance thing. has one of the pictures, the auto-generated pictures they have, and it says, I hope you have pet insurance,

because I'm about destroy your pussy, and then it's a picture of a dog wearing a bandana. Here's the second June pickup line. Is your birthday in June, because you are an Alexandrite? Top 50 Columbus Day pickup lines. I have, okay, so this is top 50 sexual pickup lines. Okay. So I'm excited to see what they have.

here. I think I said this one in the chat. Number one, you're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you. Ooh. That one's not that bad. I'm flashing you right now. Look down. Hello, pretty young lady. Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me

and I treat you to wine and roses? That is the most Dutch. That is the most Dutch pickup line on this one. What the fuck? I was looking around the room thinking about who I'd like to sexually assault, and you'd be my first choice. What the fuck, dude?

My doctor told me... Oh, no, I know that one. These are fucking horrible, bro. Here's one. Here's one. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but I will have them with you. That one only works if you're Bill Clinton. Yeah. Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s, and you are ripened?

Are you big sweaty guy from Bill 9? the science guy because I am sexually attracted to you. Are you a sex worker because I'd pay to have sex with you? Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you. Doom endures.

What the fuck? What does that mean? Here's one. I think it's funny, but probably too sexual. What do you think? They accidentally put a comment into the list. Can I buy you a drink? I'm more normal than you think. reality, I have a decent personality, and I'm really into same sexuality.

Whoa. That's a rap. He fucking spit bars there. I don't know what to tell you. Oh, here's another, dude, here's another rap. Will you be my date to the folk festival? Your haircuts asymmetrical. Girl, I find it sexual.

That's stolen. That has to be stolen. Here's, I found a, I was clicking around on this website. Found this one here. Top 35 Genshin impact pickup lines. Did you have fun with Genshin Impact? Because I know a game more fun called Smash and Impact. Imagine going up to someone in the bar and saying this.

I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on. World's most sexual game of Hot Potato. Wait, dude, hold on. This is the top 50 April Fool's Day pickup line. So these are not actual pickup lines. I just sent it. These are so good. Oh, my God.

Number one. Oh, these are great. Yeah, with your blood. Hey, baby, want to paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood. He said the punchline first by accident. And then the next one, And then the next one, insert pickup line.

Want to get laid? Totally. Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. Whoa. Check out number four here. A, you are attractive. B, you are the best. C, you are cute.

D, you are dear to me. E, you are excellent. F, you are funny. G, you are good looking. Eight, he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ha. I, I'm J, joking. Oh, my God. The he-he-he-he was a nice touch.

Beautiful, intelligent, talented, cute, hilarious. Are you smiling now? You are really bitch. Because it smells bitch. Yeah, it smells bitch. It smells like bitch in here. You are the most cute persons in the world. Just a second.

Don't misunderstand. Cute means creating you. useless troubles everywhere. Oh, fuck. Boom! I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candlelight dinner and say those three sweet word to you. Pay the bill. Fool!

Do you want to dance? Yeah, but not with you. You must have understood me. I said, you look fat in those pants. Oh. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. Hey, don't get excited. I also love VWX, X, Z. What? Hey, cutie, wait, what is... Hey, cutie, how about you and I hitting the hotspot? Sorry, I don't date outside my species. That hipster dress is a joke.

Better take it off. Pretty good. I can make your bedrock. Oh, yeah, an earthquake can, too. Oh, God, God. These are more retorts to it. Yeah, that is... If somebody ever used that on me, I know what to say.

Hmm. They have to pay the... the bill fool one again. That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off. I just said that. Patrick just said that one. Oh, sorry.

I just said that. I'm sorry. Hey, Patrick, Patrick. Yeah. Someone misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you. Guess who? The monkey in the zoo. Oh.

I have the spicy pickup lines where it's kind of stuff like, girl, you're so hot and I'm looking to snack on something spicy. uh uh i'd love to taste those spicy meatballs of yours but then um oh fuck where is this one i just had it uh your taco meat looks spicy can i stuff your muff oh oh oh yeah i got this one i want to taste your spicy buffalo sauce i got the top 50 clash of clans pick up once oh that'll be good Yeah. Can a wallbreaker destroy the walls you built around you? Damn, bro. You got to use that in Clash of Clans.

My Giants will protect you, baby. There was a, I don't know, there was like a dateline story. There was like a dateline episode that I watched. And there was a, there was like a dude who's like wife. He was cheating on his wife. And I forget, I think his name was Remy Ramceran. No way. Yeah, I remember the name.

That's like a $2. champagne. He was cheating on his wife, and then he found out she was cheating on him with a guy and, like, Clash of Clans, and he killed her. To him. Clash of Clans is crazy, because it's like, I mean, it's clearly very popular and successful, but I don't think I have ever once in my life met somebody who has played it. I don't even know what it's, what it is.

That episode's-game for your phone, right? Yeah. That episode's fucking crazy, too, because they, like, have interviews with the guy before, like, he went to jail, and the interviewer. was talking to him and she's like uh so you were like you were like cheating on your wife and he goes oh yeah oh yeah that was bad wait wait wait wait so he his wife cheated on him with someone in class of clans is there like a there's like a fuck button there's a chat in class of clans i guess i don't think it was clash of clans i think it's one of those adjacent games but he he was like

yeah and then he uh there's like in it like the interview The interviewer's like, would anyone ever describe you as, like, quirky or odd? And he goes, absolutely, including everybody that's ever met me, especially my wife, Jen. I never got that, dude. I remember, like, people used to get, like, like, grown women would cheat on their husbands on, like, second life. Yeah. And the thing is, like, who cares? Like, she's fucking Barney.

Like, why are you fucking stressed out? about that shit, dude. He gives a fuck. She's fucking... Don't kill her. She's weird. Yeah, there were... Fuck.

Have you seen that second life documentary? No. Oh, dude. I never got it. I wish I had done second life. I played second life like in like in college. Like, because nobody played it anymore. Right.

I will say the character career, the most fun character creator of all time. Yeah. I feel like a guy really tiny. Yeah, you could do anything with that, dude. I feel like all those people are on like VR chat now. Yeah. That's the new one. Because you have those people who, they spend like $5,000 to get like a full haptic feedback suit,

and then they walk around VR track trying to hug kids. Yeah. It's fucking weird, man. Yeah. That's why Caleb got the headset. No, I don't have a haptic VR suit, and I hate VR chat. Everybody's mean to me on there. I have a, I want to, Caleb, this is for you, a Clash and Plan's pickup line.

Goblin's favorite target is resources, but my favor is you. Oh my god, that was so sweet And Patrick, this one's for you Oh, I can't wait History will be written by men who ride hogs Whoa This is top 50 Super Mario Pickup lines

This is also for gamers Can I read one more Clash of Clans really quick? Yeah If I was a goblin I would totally steal your heart The only one that this is loading for me It makes no sense at all.

It's, uh, I'd love to have your castle in my princess. It should be the other way around. Oh, is that fucking me. Oh, they wait, they loaded. You give me a one-up, dot, dot, dot. Yeah, and my pants. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

My penis has a new life now. You've given my penis new life. Hey, baby. Want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom? Yes, my damn balls and my penis. penis you bitch i i'm looking at uh the top 11 tuesday pickup lines uh-huh number four i spend tuesdays with mori but i want to spend every other day with you i spend tuesday that only works for mitch albob i spend tuesdays with morin this is really funny because i i went to

the top 50 doctor pickup lines uh and the first the first four are about being a doctor The rest of them are all about Doctor Who. Because I just scrolled out, it's like, what the fuck is going on? Because there's one that's, are you a cyborg? Because you take my breath away. And there's a bunch of stuff like this about time travel and shit. All right, dude, imagine you're at like the 40-40 club. Like really, really nice shit, right?

You're like the hottest girl in the world. You got a red dress on. You know what? You're Gal Gadot. I just decided you are Gal Gadot at the 40-40 club, right? I walk in, it's a club owned by Jay-Z. I walk in dress head to toe in Spencer's Gift and Hot Topic original T-shirts and pants, okay?

Yeah. And I have a, I'm wearing my Rick and Morty Beanie. Actually, I'm just dressed exactly like I was at the live show, full Rick and Morty head to toe. I walk up to you. Huh, I can see why Bowser wants to kidnap you so badly. Tell me you're not getting fucking wet as shit right then, dude. Yeah.

You're like, I'm going to. I'm Gal Godot, and I'm going to fuck you in public because I'm so horny, Mr. Mario. I'm still on the Tuesday pickup lines. Number eight here, did you know it is Titty Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and suck on your sexy boobs. It's Tuesday. Show me your tits. Here's top three wholesome pickup lines.

There's only three? Yeah, they messed up somewhere along the. line. I'll read these to you. So the first one is, you know, it's okay. Number one, you are platinum in a room full of gold. My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I'd miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share. Now here, now the other two, I don't think they understood what to put here because number two is for a girl named Pearl, mainly want it to be wholesome, smiley face. And number three is one for Emmanuel. I like a girl named Emmanuel, and she is studying computer science in college.

She's also a great singer, in my opinion. I would really appreciate a wholesome pickup line. Girl, are you really Princess Peach for real? Because I want to find out what you taste like. What? That's nice. That's not okay to say to somebody. You can't really...

Okay, okay. Hold on. Let's see... Can't really search this website. No. Use only working piropo's and frosses de cantatas for girls in ombris. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use. use them in real life. In practice, saying sexual, smooth

Super Mario phrases to someone you haven't picked up yet is usually creepy. Let me put that at the bottom of every list. Here's one for, here's one from flirty pickup lines. And this one, you can only do it if she asks you the time. Okay. Okay. It's too flirty and the dates with you and me. Oh, wow. I just imagine like, like, if she asks you the time, you're like, it's flirty, flirty, you need, go, because you can't think fast. Oh, shit, I remember There's a line I'm supposed to say right now I found the top

8 Wednesday pickup line so this would be good You mess it up and you just say it's 2.30 and she's like, what? It's like 6 o'clock. Number one, Ash Wednesday is coming up. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? Hey girl, are you Italian? Because I'd love to see your Naples.

Number two, I'm a vampire but only on alternate Wednesdays. What the fuck does that mean? Top 50 gangster Pick-up lines. Okay, this could be good. You want me to send here? I've never had authentic Italian.

You should let me eat your ass. Hey, do you like Italian food? Would you like some ball sac-no? Okay. Here's the, the last three on the top eight Wednesday pickup lines. Number six, happy woe Wednesday. Number seven, I need some woes to help me get through Wednesday. Number eight

Want to serve soup kitchen With me on Wednesday All right So this is a gangster pickup lines Go godfather for the first four But the number five is Yo hoes What's y'all's bitch asses names

Lie down with me It's my final offa Or you'll be lying with Jimmy Hoffa If you don't fuck me I'm gonna kill you I'm a gangster Yeah, they have a pretty, mostly, mostly, mostly, mostly mafia gangster on here. Girl, I can't wait to extort you on here, yeah.

What do you mean by that? This is a funny gangster pickup line. Hey, baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia. Hey, baby, I'd do anything to get with you, including stealing your husband's, identity Hey baby I know what you did last summer

What's gangster about that dude I must complete the mission At first six Working gangster Tinder opener I will be watching you I'm digging you like a shovel Ma I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes

Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes somebody somebody went on here and just submitted a bunch that rhyme I think they understood what a pickup line was

I think this was a jester Yeah I think a jester The gangster The gangster Oh fuck from the t-shirts Might have been one of the fucking Shriner clowns dude

Yeah dude Oh my god If this was written by fucking Oh you know what it is I'm stupid dude The opposite of a clown Is a mime No

Oh No it's not No it's absolutely not He's the bizarre world clown. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's like you have a clown, like, a clown is chaotic evil and a mime is lawful evil. They're still on the same end. They're still in the same half.

There's a different quadrants. The mime is the clown's shadow, brother. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you're wrong. The mime, you got a, you got to get. That's an insane thing to say. No, the mime is, the opposite. People will back me.

People will vindicate me on this. He ain't got no colors on him. Yeah, but he's a silent clown. Mine is one of the defining things about a clown. It's a French clown. No, clowns don't talk either. Yeah, they do they go like... What do they say?

They don't say anything. They don't talk. But they do make noise. They walk up and they walk up and they make your wife feel really uncomfortable. They say I'm loving it. One time I clown gave me a caramel apple at a fair. Yeah. Pretty much scared me for life.

What happened after that? I know I fell in love with them. Love potion in the caramel apple. No, never mind. I was going to talk about a family member who's a clown, but I probably shouldn't do that. That's a bad idea. You're not going to do that one. Do clowns have, is that like a, do they have a secret identities?

He's a normal guy who is a clown. If that's what you mean, he's not a clown all the time. If you're a clown, like, do you keep your identity secret? Yeah, there was a, like, somebody finds out your name is Bobo when you're working and you have to kill yourself. Yeah, exactly. When I was in community college in Laconia, there was a, there was like a clown supply store. Oh, like one of the cop supply stores, but for clowns? Yeah, but for clowns.

That's the ultimate of a clown. It was a clown. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. But it was a clown supply store. It was run by a clown. No. Her name, I think it was serendipity, the clown.

Female clown? Honestly, high shit at all time. She was dressed up like a clown all the time, apparently. I never went in, but my. My professor told me that they had to shoot something there, and he had a student who was afraid of clowns. And they had to shoot a clown that got rabid. They had to shoot a fucking clown.

Dude, I do not, I do not fuck with clowns. I'd like to, yeah, I'd like to publicly come out with that. I don't, I'm scared of the Shriner's Clowns now. I think we do need to spread lightly on now. The Shrine Clowns, I think, are maybe the most evil clowns I've ever seen. Yeah. Because, yeah, you're not only, you couldn't, you couldn't just decide between being like, like an Illuminati, a low-ranking Illuminati member,

or, like, a clown that scares children. Like, you had to be both. You had to split the difference. Like, that's pretty fucking evil. You must be a fucked-up individual. I really like clowns, but I like them because I'd like to, I'd like imagining them being killed. I just think it's funny.

That's very funny to me. Like a clown. It is like a slip-knot. I do. I just sit there. I mean, that's, you know, that's probably where it would happen to me at a young age, but I do spend a good amount of my time. I'm not talking about you guys,

talking with you guys just sitting around thinking about like a clown in a meat grinder or something going, yeah, that's pretty good. How many clowns are murdered in the line of duty every year? That's a good question. Sorry, the line of goofy, my bad. Yeah.

What if it's like, okay, so it's like a blue lives. When one clown dies, it's a lot of clowns dies. They die in masses. That's like a, what would the clown lives matter flag look like, like the blue lives one? I feel like it's got to be white. It's got to be McDonald's colors, right? It's like Pokemon.

Yeah. I was going to say it's like a thin line, but it's a rainbow. That's, you know, that's not... It's like a flag that's a rainbow. Yeah, I hate those clowns. I'm going to say that's a clown flag. It's not what I meant. On June 1st.

This is the worst thing I could have said in this month. You fucked everything up. God damn it. Bye, everybody. Bye, bye-bye.