Podcast About List - EPISODE 200

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

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Come in, come there, come there, and me see your butt. All the counts to the mouth list. Every crap monster. I already ruined it. Oh, fuck. We have to start the whole show over from episode one. I ruined the entire episode. It's our 200th episode, and I already fucking ruined it.

This is the worst episode we've ever done. Oh, my God. Don't say that. Okay, we have to stay positive. This is the worst episode right now. This may be our fifth time trying to record this. Yep, and it's complete shit already. It's absolutely dog shut.

Guys, we... Wait, that's an absolute dog shat. That's something right there, yeah, wait. Keep going. I, this is how I talk. Oh, is an absolute dog shit. That's really good. That could be something.

I just, I got diagnosed with cancer. I got fucking cancer. I have cancer. Yeah. And that's like a good bit. Cancer? That's a... You really have cancer.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Bawrcancer. Yeah. It's funny because they sound like the same bowl. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. What is that?

Australian, those guys are upside all... They got everything upside down. That was a... I don't think that was an Australian accent. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Yeah. All right.

Uh, this is the 200th episode. We're really excited to be a part of this. It's crazy. It's crazy. I'm so glad. I'm glad to be a part of it. I mean, yeah, I'm here with you, too. I know, absolutely.

It's nice. There were some, there were some hiccups. You know, as people may remember last week, our corporate sponsors stepped in and kind of did some stuff to our recording. Adam and Eve. Sexual fuckers. Listen, and I'm completely into the Bible. So I saw that it was Adam and Eve. They made us do a bunch of disgusting porn content.

I had no idea by a single thing. What kind of this, what kind of godless? This atheist, leftist Democrat, would make a sex store and call it Adam and Eve after the two most biblical fucking people of all-time. That is so sexually wrong. It's actually completely just off the rails. Yeah. You know? It's disgusting to me.

Nowadays, a store like Adam and Eve, they'd probably want to call it Adam and Steve or even Madame and Steve. A completely different couple who are Satanists. Exactly, yeah, kind of a warrior-style reverse world of Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve, Madam and Steve. It should be really scary. Because Madam, it's the most common name for a woman. In France. Yeah.

It's about as common as Adam is for men. Uh-huh. Well, Adam in Turkish means guy. I think Adam just means guy in every language. Yeah, it does. Yeah. No, like the direct translation, it's probably like a dom or something, but the word Adam is just guy.

Isn't that the same in like Hebrew, too? I think it is man. He was the first man. Yeah, I think that's what the word means. Well, they got French guys named Guy. You know, there's guys. Have you ever met a guy named guy? Yeah.

It's like, what though? It's going on. No, G-U-Y. No, there's some guys who are named guy. Yeah, there's a guy. Yeah, I know. But G-G-G-L-U-S. You just were just talking about different things.

You just want to bring something up right now. Yeah. Most extreme Chinese. What is that? Remember that show? No. Oh, you never saw that. Most extreme.

Oh, that was what that stood for? No, it's not. We've had this conversation. Wait a minute. Yeah, roll the clip. Because we've had this actual conversation. We've had that same conversation. It doesn't mean most extreme Chinese.

That's what you thought it meant. That's what it was. It was like, what the fuck is going on? It was not even a Chinese show. Nope. We've had this fucking conversation. All right.

Find what it looks. I don't think we have that close. I don't think we have that. I can't believe that. I can't believe we've had the same fucking conversation. I mean, I corrected myself once and then never re, never corrected it.

Wow It probably stands for competition That last Yeah Yeah It's probably like Most extreme The show

The premise of the show Is on Spike TV And the premise of the show Is that it was like It was like a Japanese Game show Or something that they overdub Yeah

No I know the show Yeah Yeah But I You knew it Wait It's not Well you said

You said from most Extreme Chinese And I know the show You're talking about But why the fuck That's not the name Why the fuck that I? Why the fuck that?

What was it called? I think it was like M3C or something. Why have we, we've had this exact conversation. Look it up. Don't look up most extreme Chinese though. No, I'm going to look up most extreme Chinese. I am curious about what comes up. Most extreme elimination challenge.

Yeah, because I remember my brother's friend told me it was most extreme Chinese. Yeah, it was your brother's friend. Yeah. It wasn't just you Looking at it, being a racist child At 24 He's a racist child Oh my God

Holy If you Google If you Google most extreme Chinese The show comes Really? Yeah The top result is Most extreme elimination challenge

Oh wow Yeah But listen we're 200 episodes in We don't have to have the same Conversation Yeah we don't like to Rehash stuff Yeah we don't like

looking back, right? We want to look forward. Yeah. How are you guys going to... I guess today we don't. I guess we're kind of looking back a little bit today though. Yeah.

Yeah. I guess we are kind of gonna... I guess we're doing exactly that. Do a journey through the history of the podcast, maybe a little bit of a... You have your favorite moments. We have our favorite moments. They're completely different.

You guys have horrible taste. You have terrible taste in moments. Oh, yeah. All these clips you guys are making? They're fucking terrible. They're terrible. Not even the choice cuts. First of all, where are the animatics?

So let me show you... Let's show you... Where are the animatics? animatics. Where are the animaniacs? Where are the cool clips where, like, I'm saying something awesome. Exactly. Yeah, where it's like, Patrick says coolest skateboard trick name. Where are the clips where one of us is actually right about something. Yeah. And it just, we're just a correct fact.

Or like three guys act like friends. And what about are we just talking compilation? Where is that? Where's the singing compilation? We sing so much. I know. We sing all the time, you know? There's just amazing clips where, I mean, let's do some. Where's the video of every time we say the word swag? Yep. I would like to see that.

Where's that? That'd be awesome. But let's go ahead and let's, uh, we're basically doing a clip show today. We are going to do a clip show in our first. These are the actual good clips. Yeah, a little reminiscing. The ones that we remember, like, guys, do you remember when Patrick showed up in a dress? This is just something I'm wearing now. Why are you wearing that?

What are you doing? It's like a young thug thing. It's not a young thug dress. It's pink. It also doesn't even cover your, your penis and your balls is hanging out. He wore a blue dress and it was a blue dress. That's not the issue. I mean, that was a mask.

masculine dress. Let's be real. Because it was blue. That was a, that, that was a, you know what a real, you want to talk about a masculine dress. Lady Gaga meat dress. Oh my God. Now that's it. First of all, why do you come in in that? I don't know.

I don't have the money to buy all that meat. Where'd you get this? What would I fucking, okay, I saw this at the store. Which store? The L-Train vintage. You bought that at L-Train, you bought that at a vintage store? Yes. What are the brown stand?

Pat, what are the brown stands? the back of it. It was only $6. I'm 90% sure that's a pillowcase. And it was only $6 and I turned it into a dress. Why is this?

It's a pillowcase with poop stains on the back of it. As if someone was already wearing it like a dress and then they pooped into it. And you bought that. It's like somebody was... But it's only $6. It's fucking... Oh my God.

It smells like complete fucking shit. You just shifted your leg and the smell of shit just walked it over here. It came from your legs. Did you shit your own dress? It's running down your leg onto the floor. It's running. I think, no, this is part of the dress.

That's not part. It's covering your entire body. Yeah. That's kind of impressive, actually. Who designed to that? Jeffrey Tambour. See, like, moments like that. Like, that was, I mean, that was as fun as a moment can possibly be.

Yeah. And that was in the dark 31 or whatever. Yeah. I mean, and that's one that you guys have never heard. The thing about that one, too, is, you know, I know a lot of people, they say we're too harsh on Pat. We're too mean to him. And that one, you know, you can kind of hear it in that. Definitely.

We're being a little mean. A little bit. There have been times when we, when, you know, Pat was kind of the shining star and really stood out. Do you guys remember when Patrick won an award? Fucked you, man. You fucking idiot. Fuck you. And anybody but you deserve that shit.

You are such a fucking idiot, man. Dude, that award smells like fucking shit. It's like you fucking shit your pants. There's a brown stain on your award. There's brown shit dripping down your award. I have COVID. Yeah, that was the day. I don't know if you guys remember.

I was patient zero in the States for COVID. Yeah, I think that was in like 2018. Yeah. And you already knew what COVID was. Yeah, well, that was that was the award. That's the thing about it was I got, I did like a trial for, from like a scientist college. A science college. A science college in Boston.

I don't remember. Yeah. Who can remember? Mitt, I think. Yeah. And I, you know, that was my, that was my award. I got COVID-19. That's a pretty cool award.

And then you went to Santa Con. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That was tough. Well, I went to Santa Con 2018, but I also did get COVID from Santa Con 2020. I mean, you can actually. It's pretty easy.

Actually, I got COVID pretty much every time that there was a Santa Con. I mean, Santa Con's fucking crazy. You guys bringing up Santa Conron room, just reminded me of something that we did on the show before. The episode where we met Santa. Oh, oh, oh. Yay!

Oh, my God. Santa. Santa. Do the headspin. Do a head spin. Yeah, he's doing a head spin. Santa, he's not exactly like talking Ben. Yes.

But I wish. Caleb would. get out of the bathroom to see this. Oh, my God. Well, Caleb was not... Was Caleb naughty or nice this year? Guys, I'm coming back from the bathroom. You better hurry up, Caleb.

Santa's right here. No. He just left. Oh, my God. Santa just left. Where the fuck is Santa? He went up to chimney. Yeah.

Okay. This is officially the day I stopped believing in Santa Claus. Yeah, that's the day Caleb stopped believing in Santa. I don't really like re-litigating stuff like that. Yeah, I'm sorry. Like, that was honestly one of the worst days my fucking life. Yeah, you did, you were crying a lot. Yep.

And there was white hairs all over the floor. You tried to get the hairs DNA tested to prove to us that that wasn't a real Santa. I tried to get 100% completely Santa. Yeah, every time that you would send the hairs to 23 and me, they would send you back just a candy cane. I tried fucking hot-gluing them to my head. Didn't work. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a promotion 23 in me has, though. If you get one of Santa's beard hairs, you can send it to them for a candy cane. It's so embarrassing when people wear, black shirt on Christmas morning. You can see the Santa hair all over it. Absolutely. Yeah. He got on your lap while you were asleep.

He took little now. Have some foresight. We're white. Can you imagine being allergic to Santa hair? How fucking brutal that must be Christmas morning. I mean, the dander is much worse. I hear the hairless Santa's actually. Really?

Yeah, they have a lot of dander. Speaking of dander. Yeah. Remember that episode with our guest, Jeff Dander? Oh yeah, Jeff Dander. Yeah. Let's roll that clip. Yeah, let's play that.

Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeff, what's going on, Jeff? How are you? Oh, I'm doing pretty good. Oh, you are? Yeah. And so, uh, why are you here and what are you do and who are you? I'm Jeff Danner. Um, from that store.

You're from where? The store or next store? The next store. The next store. I'm from your, I'm your neighbor next door. Okay. And we had you on why? Um, I, so as you guys, you were recording and I walked in and I told you to keep it down. And then we just kind of wait.

waved you in? You waved me in. I remember that now. I remember that. Yeah, I had completely forgotten. You guys put a microphone in my hand. Uh-huh. And here you are, Jeff.

I mean, you're so far one of the worst guests we've ever had. I mean, you're completely useless. I was here to complain about you guys, and then I don't know what happened. You guys made me fucking sit down here and start recording. What even is this show called? Jeff, this interview seems like it's going almost nowhere right now. Yeah. I mean, who are your guys?

Who are your guys? Yeah, who are your guys? Like your guys. Your guys. Like your guys. Mark married. Yep, that's a big one for me, too. Who else?

Barack Obama. I'm starting to like you, Jeff. Kyle Dander. A man of culture. You don't know Kyle Dander? That's my nephew. Oh, do you know Kyle Dander? Yeah, we used to chill all the time.

Who else? You got two more guys. Round out the list. Ethan Dender. Ethan Dender. Ethan Dender. Okay, is that like a different family? Or is an Ellis Island kind of...

That's my stepson. Gotcha. Just similar name. There's the same last name is easier. stepson with the same last name. Yeah, he's my stepson because I adopted him after his father died. And you changed his last name. And I guess my fifth guy is his father.

That's very sweet. Rico Dander. His father had the same last name as you too, Jeff. Yeah, he was my brother. His father. All right, Jeff, this actually just became one of the best interviews we ever died. So he's also your nephews, your stepson and nephew. So, because you said that Kyle Dander's your nephew and Ethan Dander's your

stepson, but he's also your brother's son. Different brother. Police, open up. Oh, shit. Police, open up. Don't open the door. We don't, go, we don't play that with cops. Keith Danda, that's my other brother, he's a cop.

Wait, you don't fuck with cops like that? We don't fuck with cops like that. Well, then I guess it all me. All cops are bad, motherfucker. That's fine. I'll just go. Yeah, that had a crazy ending. That was one of the craziest days of my life.

I didn't realize that you could just tell cops. I don't, I don't fuck with you like that. Yeah. And they're like, oh shit, I don't, I didn't even know that. That must be one of the episodes you guys did before I was a guest. Or it might have been when I was still a guest on the show. And not a host. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't remember. What was his name? Jeff Dander. Jeff Dander. Yeah. Yeah. Really great name.

Obviously, his parents took a lot of time coming up with that name. Yeah. Yeah. It's impossible to come up with that on a spot. Yeah. Do you guys remember that episode we recorded underwater? I actually talk pretty normal underwater. It's a pretty good thing to have.

There's a good skill set that I can talk underwater. I think I might have been part Atlantean in another life. Are you okay? Cameron, are you okay? Is he okay? Can you check on him? Oh, God. Oh, he's...

Oh, shit! He's fucking drowning! I don't know why we thought it would be a good idea to record an episode underwater. The worst part... I have gills. That was... I have gills. And I did...

I can talk and... I had a near-death experience and I saw a guy. Yeah, well, he was a scuba diver. Yeah, and he rescued your life. Yeah. Saved your... He rescued you. That guy was weird, though.

The scuba diver. He was really weird. We did that interview with him afterwards. It didn't make any fucking... sense. Yeah. Hey, how's it going? I'm a scuba diver.

Can you back up off the mic a little dude? That's my bad, man. That's just how, you know, I'm just breathing a little heavy. All right, scuba diver. All right. How's it going? Hey, what's up? Wait, talk again?

What's up? Wait, take that scuba mask off. Yeah, how you do? doing. Oh my fucking god. Jeff Dander, bro. What the fuck are you doing here? Uh, I scuba. You scuba. Well, I guess we didn't really learn anything about you last time. So this is good. We get a chance to actually talk to you. What made you rescue Cameron? I saw a person in trouble. And you just always take care of, you're just a good guy like that. I'm a good guy. Did you already have your scuba suit on or? I've not done anything wrong ever.

Open up. It's the police. You have somebody who's done something wrong in there. Yo, get the fuck out of here. Mother fucking pig. Oh, my God. That was so rude that I'm going to leave. Who is this guy at the scuba gear? That's Jeff Dander. I'm Jeff Dander.

Yeah, come on. You know Jeff. Oh, you weren't here when we first met Jeff. Okay, here, Jeff and Patrick, you two just have a conversation together for a little bit. Get to know each other. Hey, so who are your guys, Jeff? No, they already asked me that. Yeah, we already asked that.

Yeah, we already asked. Oh, okay. What's your favorite ice cream? Cream? I'm allergic to ice cream. I'm allergic to all milk. We covered that, too. It wasn't in...

It was the very clippable moment. They asked me I was allergic to milk. All right. Do you... What, do you play, like... Patrick, why? You have shit dripping down your fucking leg. What the fuck is going on with you?

Yeah. What do you mean again? Yes. I'm not wearing the dress this time. So that must be actual shit. Yeah, that was a... That was, had a serious Scooby-Doo moment, unmasking that Scooby-Doo. Scoop-Doo. Scoop-Doo.

Oh, my God. Scoop a do-Iver. Yeah, Scoop a Dwiver. A Dwyer. Yep. Yeah. Taxi-d-Driver. The Jeff Dander guy.

I think he was a, I think, if I remember correctly, he was a pedophile. Jeff Dander was a convicted pedophile. I think, well, I think they were trying to convict him. That's why we're, unwittingly were kind of harboring him. And that's why we had to do that episode from jail. All right, guys. So you all got to want to watch. walk up to the biggest guy

the entire jail and you got to punch him directly on the face. Camera, come here. I heard you're supposed to go to the... Come here. Camera, come here. What? Dude. I'm following the rules from oranges than you're black. Ow! Fuck! Dude, I'm just trying to follow the rules.

I punched myself. I thought I was the biggest guy. No, you're not the biggest guy. Okay. I'm the biggest guy. Ow! Fuck! Guys, why are we hitting each other? The biggest guy is clearly the Hulk. All right. We got to find the The green Hulk. He's literally right across the hull.

Okay. Well, we're in his cell. Patrick, Patrick, go punch the Hulk right now. That's what you're supposed to do in prison. You're supposed to find the greenest Hulk and punch them. And he's dead. Remember, the craziest part about that clip is that you killed the Hulk with a single punch. Yeah, that was crazy.

He didn't even fight back. I've never seen in my life. You hit him right on the button. You ever seen that documentary? I was in jail for a reason. I heard the Hulk was in jail for a bad reason, too. yeah yeah i'm guessing i was in jail because i have a very uh a very hard punch i think the hulk was in jail for that i can punch pretty much anybody and they'll die immediately did you ever see that video where the

hulk he fucks black widow roll the clip Gamma crush Smash you Yeah and then she died from that actually She dies from his big Gamer It's gamma radiation Does the Hulk have a normal

What is Yeah why does his dick grow with him Or does his dick stay the same Because his ears get bigger Also why does he's If his penis does grow What's the reason? Here's what I'll say

I think that his penis stays small Because otherwise He would not put that much effort Into finding completely indestructible shorts That's true If he had a big giant penis, he would be flaunting that thing. He'd let it fly. But also, no, probably not, because he's rescuing kids and stuff. That's a good point.

That's why the Hulk was in jail. The Hulk's a bad guy, right? Am I stupid? The Hulk is a green guy. He's a greenly big. Bad. Yeah. Bad to be green. You guys remember that episode we did when we all turned green?

I feel very bad. Oh my God. We're all seriously green. Squeep. Squeep. I'm trying to speak like an alien. It was green. It just doesn't feel...

You don't look very good green. Well, that's not an alien talk. Yep, we ate green berries. We ate green berries and we turned completely green berries. Of course, we fucking ate green berries. How the fuck else would you turn green? I'm telling the audience. They don't need to know.

It's an audio podcast. I'm completely green from all the green berries. I feel too green. I'm not liking the amount of green. Okay, let's all eat white berries. Yeah, and then we discovered that white berries turn you white. Yeah. Yep.

Yeah, I just ate a blackberry. Okay, that's a normal berry. It doesn't do anything, do you? Yeah, it didn't do a single thing to me. I was just hungry. What's your favorite berry? Strawberry for me. Really?

Strawberry number one. Boisin. I've never even seen a boisenberry. I've only seen boisenberry syrup at IHop. Yeah, that's good. That's good. If the boisenberry... I think the poison berry...

I think poison berries and blackberries may be the same. That's not true. No, it's not true. They're like a... They're like a crossbreed, I think. Of different berries. I think. I could be thinking of a different berry, actually.

I'm looking up Boisenberry. Boisen... It's a cross between a blackberry and a dewberry and a Logan berry. Oh, it's like a red... It's like a red... Boisenberry. Yeah. It's like a...

It's like a boisen colored. It looks just like a blackberry. Yeah, it's like a mixture. Oh, but it was named after Rudolph Boisen. What's a... What's a mixture? A mixture of berries. Of berries.

Is it raspberry and blackberry? He just set the list. Oh, wow. Okay. It's about Blackberry, Dewberry, and... What's a Dewberry? It's a part of a Boisenberry. Doobri.

So the Rudolph Boisen obtained the Dewberry Loganberry parent from the farm of John Lubbin. And then George Darrow of the USDA began tracking down reports of a large reddish-purple berry. Reports? On Poison's farm. Had to track down reports of a berry? Yeah. Like Bigfoot? And then Darrow enlisted the help of Walter Knott.

Just an exasperity guy coming back. Speaking of Walter Knott. Walter Knott, Walter Knott, owner of Knott's Berry Farm, speaking of which, remember that episode when we went to Knott's Berry Farm? Okay, the line is not that fun, guys, but it's not as bad as I was making it out to be either. Yeah. I don't know any of these rides names Me neither I've never been This is my first time here

What it's a There's a, I see roller coasters Yes you do see roller coasters I see Characters Yes you see walk around Peanuts characters Charlie Brown

Snoopy the dog What else do I see? And look Berry Farm I wonder what Who this knot guy is One day I hope to find out Me too

But yeah that was such a fun trip We did that We did Disney, we did Universal, all in, like, kind of one fell swoop, you know. Yeah. We need to go on more trips. Oh, my God. Do you remember that trip we went on to? No.

Yeah, me neither. To which, to where? Come on. The moon. I don't remember that. I don't think we went to the moon. Yeah, I don't think we did either. But we did go to medieval ages, Europe.

That was a medieval time. In a time machine. No, no. You're thinking of a different time. Wait, you were confused then, too. I remember. I do remember that. Remember when Patrick was confused?

Yeah. Is this medieval times the restaurant? No, Patrick, it's medieval times. The Times. Listen, we need to go find, I think, a witch. Is that what we try to find? All I know, all I remember is that we got in this time machine, we got out, and a guy with a funny haircut ran away with it. I'm kind of liking being a peasant, though.

Yeah, the smell here is really nice. Right? Patrick could punch anybody here, and I won't get in trouble. I don't think that's true. I think that's even less true than where we... I can punch anybody here. And I won't get in trouble. Let's think about what we remember about medieval times.

I think you're supposed to go up to the biggest guy in medieval times and punch him right in the face. Yeah. I heard that that's something that you can do. Patrick, go punch that horse. Okay. I don't think... I don't think that helped anything.

Yeah, I don't think that did anything. That's okay. Yeah, that's fine. The horse kicked my tooth. There's no dentist in this time. We'll go to a wizard. And I have a fat lip, too. Listen to me.

It sounds weird. I can completely hear the fat lip. Oh, Jesus Christ. I just had an idea. Time travel, fat lip. Let's write a hit song. Somebody give me a lute. Wait, I think I just had an incredible idea for a song, guys.

Let's travel forward. Oh, I don't know, maybe 600 years. write a song give it to some weird looking guys and then maybe we'll become famous yeah but that didn't work at all it turns out

no it turns out I don't know why we thought it would work to give it to other guys got famous and they already wrote this song before us yeah because like that's who we got it from yeah you know like it was just pretty stupid it was all and it didn't make any time travel is very confusing

the fact that we got the way that we got back from time travel it's just too boring to even get into yeah right it's just a lot of Yeah, science. Remember how boring it was? Oh, I'm so bored. Guys, can you shut up? I'm just trying.

Okay, the red wire connects to the red wire. Yeah, my lips just got to even... The green wire connects to the green wire. Hmm, what do I know about science? The blue wire connects to the light blue wire. Does anybody know anything about ice packs for my lip? They haven't invented ice yet, you fucking idiot. The yellow wire connects to the yellow wire.

Okay, now I have to type in the code. One, one. One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, two, two, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, two, two, one, one, one one but yeah that was the wrong code it turns out yeah it didn't work at all two three yeah it's the easiest code ever yeah anyway that was boring it was really boring probably one of the most boring things that we ever did on on the show yeah are people gonna be mad that we're doing a clip show people do tend to bitch about clip shows but i think it's i mean i think i feel like you know people they post their own clips like we said they suck ass they're horrible

yeah we need to set things straight you know yeah People, these clips people are posting are not funny. But we've had some serious funny moments that people don't even care about. And it's like, it's like to these people, these moments never even happened. I know. It's as if they don't exist in the podcast. It's fucking unreal, dude. I just feel like...

Like, what was you guys' favorite funny bits that we did? The funny bits? Like the really funny stuff? The bits? Yeah, like any bits you guys want to throw in a clip of? Yeah, probably Stevie the squirrel. So wait, wait, wait, the squirrel is named Stevie. The squirrel's literally named Stevie.

His name is Stevie. like this. That's awesome. He's kind of got a thug gangster thing to him. That's so awesome. He's holding, he's holding an acorn sideways. Sideways, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where my motherfucking nuts at?

A hat backwards? Yo, where my nuts is at? Well, maybe not a hat because he's squirre. He doesn't, they don't make a squirt like a hat. Oh my God, his tree is in the... He's wearing a tree backwards. His tree is backward. Yeah, yeah.

His tree has a... Yo, Stevie. Yo, Stevie, Stevie. His tree's a low-riding tree. No. Yep. That's funny as fuck, man. That's like a bush.

He lives in a bush. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's so fucking good. Dude. Oh, my God. And he has tattoos all over his body. Yeah, Steve of the Squirrel.

That's got to be one of our best. Like, it's just like character shit. Like, I just like doing, like, character shit like that. Yeah. No, I mean, I... I'm like a complete, like, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkist style. One of my, one of my favorite clips that I feel like I haven't seen anybody post. One of, like, the bits that we did is was McDonald's in the morning.

I'm just going to roll that really quick. Yeah, just roll it. You know, when you, like, go to McDonald's, it's like, it's too early for this shit. Yep. Oh, my God. I have to get a, what is it, a McGrittle? Yeah. I want a McBurger, man.

It's like, bro, they stop serving breakfast at, like, not until, like, noon or some shit these days, right? Oh, my God. I don't want this breakfast shit, dude. I fucking hate eggs, first of all. That's nasty ass. That's chicken poop, bro. I don't want that bullshit. It's like, oh, my God.

I wish I was at home asleep instead of a McDonald's at the morning. That's right. Just let me sleep in McDonald's. It's too damn early for this shit. Bro, are you really, a McDonald's? Are you really doing this this early? Why do I have to be in here? Okay, yep, my life is seriously fucking shit.

I love McDonald's. I don't know why everybody's making fun of it. Not at breakfast, though, because breakfast, it's like, bro, where are the fries? Exactly. It's like, yeah, I don't want a pancake. That's true. Yeah. Every time that I get breakfast, I do want some damn fries.

Yeah, I'm like, it's too early for this shit. Ronald, bro, I call you every day. It's too fucking early, okay? Yeah. Don't open until maybe noon or 1 p.m. I show up at McDonald's early. I'm like the early, the early bird gets the crap meal. That's right.

The early bird gets the fucking stupid McGrittles. Yeah. Who wants him to midgrittles, bro? It's too early for that shit, dude, dude. Also the like coffee, bro. I'm not trying to be awake. I'm trying to be asleep. No, I want to be asleep in my bed.

It's too early to be awake, bro. I want to be eating a burger in my sleep. Exactly. I can't eat a burger in my sleep, bro. I want to be awake on the later part of the day. And it's too early. If I'm awake early, I'll have to go to sleep late. Makes the fucking sense, McDone.

I can't believe I decided to go to McDonald's in the morning. And also, a lot of your fucking employees are actually fucking stupid. Especially the early shift. Yeah, it's like, the early bird gets the worm. No, more like the early bird gets shit. Yeah, it's like, it's like, we already. Exactly. I was.

You say that already? Yeah. Completely said that. Sorry, I was in line at McDonald. We were at McDonald's right now. I was in line. Yeah, and it's basically fucking shitt here. You get here in the morning and the early and all of the.

The entire staff is completely asleep. It's like, what, did I walk into a hotel? The other thing is... That's the only place that someone should be sleeping. Oh, wait. So they're basically fucking... It's called the graveyard shift that goes into the early morning. I wish it the people who worked it were in a graveyard.

I wish they were fucking dead. Absolutely. Anyway, McDonald's, you funky A.F. But do you guys remember that Halloween episode when we all showed up in the same costume by accident? Oh, I remember. Fuck me. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Why certainly?

Why I ought to. Why I ought to? Why certainly? Why certainly? I told you guys I was going to do this. I told you guys I was going to wear this. We said to three stooges, but I thought that it was pretty obvious who was who. How is it obvious?

I'm, listen, if anybody's curly, it's going to be me. Oh, fuck, you. Stop. I thought he was going to block it. The three stoogers are supposed to block it. He's not. the one who's sorry. Curly never blocks it.

Mo blocks them. Curly's the stupidest one! Oh my God, I'm sorry. You were fucking, ah. You know how long it took? Why I ought to. It took so long to put on this fucking bald cap. Yeah, me too.

You're telling me I saved my entire head. Yeah, me too. That was like the worst Halloween we ever fucking had, bro. Yeah, that was terrible. The same, the next year. We did the same thing again the next year. Yeah, I think we have a clip of that as well. All right.

Three Shamps. I don't even know what he sounds. Yeah, I thought it was a sure bet that neither of you guys would do Shemp. What the fuck does he sound? I was just going to be silent. Why don't we just coordinate? Why do we all just buy the costumes and see? But yeah, Halloween's always been a contentious time for us, I feel.

Yeah. We always do, I mean, we did it again the next year. I remember that. Same thing. Okay, so three SpongeBob's? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know what's plug-Bob. Yeah, I know what's funny.

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, fine, fine, then I'll be SpongeBob when he pretends to be Squidward that one day. Hi, guys, it's me. See, it doesn't feel right. We can't have two SpongeBob's and one Squidward. We just are fucking, we just don't do Halloween well.

Yeah, Halloween is never been great. Halloween, not good for us. No. Yeah. You know, it was a good time. Thanksgiving, though. Thanksgiving. Remember the Thanksgiving episode?

Remember when we all had dinner together and we were eating? Listen, guys, but then there was that one thanks. Thanksgiving, let's just roll the clip. This is our Lord, for these thy gifts. Guys, are you fucking serious? I'm doing grace! I am doing grace! I said I was going to dress up like a turkey.

All three of us dressed up like a turkey? Yeah, I know what a turkey sounds like. I was doing the middle of, I was breaking the turkey character for a second. I was doing grace. I thought I was being so stupid by dressing up like a turkey on Thanksgiving, and both of you also dressed up like turkeys. And he won't even stop doing the gobbler. He doesn't have said fucking anything.

That might be an actual turkey, actually. My whole family's in the other room right now. They made us go into the other room because we were all yelling too much. Because we were all fighting about this turkey bullshit. Cameron won't even break the character. That's not Cameron. Wait. That's a real turkey.

Well, no, Cameron's always been like two feet tall. No. I don't know who Cameron is. Patrick, Patrick, it's a convincing. Wait, check the oven. Yeah, I'm sorry about that one, Cam. That's fine. I mean, yeah, that kind of stuff happens.

Luckily, a lot of people at the beach think the grill marks on my back are cool. Yeah. It looks like a tattoo. It looks like a tattoo of a ladder or train track. And I'm sorry they put a thermometer in you. That's okay. That was honestly kind of felt good. You looked like you had a tan for like a couple weeks too.

Yeah. It was good because of like all the basting stuff. You guys remember when I let you eat my skin? When my skin was like it was all roastered. in Crackley, I let you guys eat my skin. You said, is it even better than chicken or turkey skin? It was really, really good. Yeah, we should do that again.

And then it grew back. It did grow back. All the skin grew back. That's when we learned that you had a lizard ability. Yeah. If something gets cut off of you, that puppy's grown right back. Mm-hmm. Remember when we found out we all had superpowers of different kinds?

Oh, man, I just... Dude, I'm not feeling so good, bro. I got bit by some kind of, like, glowing green... a dog yesterday. And now I'm not feeling so good. I have superpowers. Mind control, sex. And now it's even better, actually, today

because I want to have sex with Cameron. Cameron, come over here. Oh, no, that dog's coming out of me. Oh, no, your penis! Wait, it's growing back. Yeah, it sure is. My superpower. Being an uncle.

Shut up, dude. That's not a superpowers. Okay, then I... My control, kill yourself! Just joking. My control, just kidding. My control just kidding. And I was left in a completely catatonic state.

He was in a coma. Some people think you still are completely catatonic in a way. In what way? They think that these words that come out of your mouth are kind of the death rattle. Yeah? Yeah. I think I've been dying for... Like, maybe you've just been already kind of just...

You're pretty, like, 99% close to death. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I guess that makes sense. Because I got all these IV tubes hooked up to me all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when we got Poison Ivy?

Oh my God. God damn it. Ow. I can't even see. My eyes are so puffy. I'm never doing urban exploration again. Guys, why is it just on my weiner? Ow, fuck.

Because you didn't come on the trip. Remember? Why is my wiener red and itchy? I think I got your poison ivy. You and Patrick hung out after we got back. Why am I so bloated? I'm so bloated from all the poison ivy. It's spreading.

All the buses is spreading to my eyes. I can't see a fucking thing. I can't say anything. There's too much. I don't even know. I'm so allergic to poison ivy. It sucks. I just sucks so much.

I hate poison ivy. I hate it so much. Yeah, that was awful. That was terrible. I didn't have poison ivy. I actually just had a stomach cramp. I remember that. Yeah, that clip is good, but I don't know.

I feel like everybody forgets the episode that we got a soundboard. The soundboard episode was fire. Let's play a clip from that right now. And then I said to that, bitch, bitch, get a new house. Yeah, that's right. I like the soundboard. Soundboard's working. You guys like the soundboard?

Yeah, I really like it. It's cool. Do you have any other sounds on there? One second, let me see. Okay, so there's that. That's the same one as before. I feel like I got to say another bro moment. Yeah, well, yeah, I know, because now it's just, all right, stop clicking you.

And that's what I told him, get the fuck out of shy rack. That's my neighborhood. Yeah. All right. Sorry, I'm like so distraught. He keeps playing the same sound effect. What's going on, Cam? What are you doing?

What's a, I'm trying to figure out if there's another sound here. Bro. Bro. Wait. Wait. Do you only put bro sound two on this? I don't know what's happening. I'm trying to play...

Hold on, wait. Guys, something's going on with the sound... Yeah, clearly something's going on. Now we have to come up with like a million more bro moments. And you guys just... Hold on. I'm just trying to figure out. Just keep talking.

And then I said... I said, fuck you. Yeah. And then I said, pay for popcorn. Not at my movie theater. Okay. It doesn't make any sense. No, it's not a brum moment.

We can't even live up to all that... And then I ordered a sandwich and I said, and no mustard or mayo. Dude, can you turn that shit off? Can we just do a normal episode? I'm trying to turn it off right now. It's like it's guiding us into bad conversations. It's fucking shit, dude.

This is terrible. Just say some brus stuff. Okay. And then I can't turn this off. And then I came and then I pulled out for this guy. I was fucking her so bad. And then she, and there's poop on my dick.

I hate this. I hate this. Wait, we got to come on. Do a bra moment. Don't cry. It's okay. Just do a bro thing. No, and then I pulled my dick out of his ass and there's poop on it.

No, and then I said, Chef Gordon Ramsey is. So, best food I've ever had, Chef Gordon Ramsey. And then, and I said, it's not called Frankenstein. It's called Frankenstein's a monster. Okay, bruh. So, God, now I'm doing it, bro. Fuck, now I'm saying just bruh, dude.

It doesn't make any sense. It's too much brus stuff. It won't stop. And then I said, I can't even swim. Oh, wait, that's one. I don't know what's going on, guys. Is it new sound? All right, I can't do this shit anymore.

I'm leaving. I'm fucking leaving. I'm done. I'm done. This has become a brough moment. Yeah, talk about a brough moment. I know. I felt so bad.

That soundboard caused so much money. And it broke the first time I tried to use it. I mean, that's what you get everybody to use soundboard. I guess so, yeah. It was already pre-programmed to do that. Yeah, it was, I think it got hacked. Yeah, it's probably that link I clicked on on Instagram. Yeah.

Those hackers are really, really good at getting into our shit. Remember that episode when they tried to make an episode as us, but it wasn't us? Oh, the hacked episode. Yeah. It was actually the hackers who hacked the show to be them, but it was a different thing. I remember they were hacking us to impersonate us. I do remember that episode. There was a crazy-ass clip from that one.

There was. Let's play it. Let's play it right now. I'm Patrick. I'm Cameron. And I'm Caleb. I'm Cameron. I'm Patrick.

And I'm Cameron. No, I'm Caleb. Wait. You. you guys and we are pod and welcome to the show podcast that's about list it's about lists and um we're bald and today we're doing a list of every listener's passwords and email addresses okay let's see here send us a list so we can do the episode we'll wait smiling one two three oh that's mine don't okay hold on smiling four five six oh that's mine wait okay don't let's don't read that one two three smiling four five oh don't say those ones those Those ones are the... No, that was mine.

Oh, Joe, just we're... Maybe we'll do no password. Oh, okay. Maybe, um... I'm Patrick. Wait, somebody in the office? What the fuck? Oh, Joe.

Oh, no. Oh, God, we have to get out of here. Guys, let's open up the door. It's my favorite funny comedians that I hacked because I love them so much. Are you mad at us? Um, yeah, I don't know what you're doing. What is your name? We, my name.

I'm Patrick. You're Patrick? I'm Pablo. I'm Consuela from Family Guy, and I'm cleaning the office. I'm Pablo, and I've hacked the whole show. Great. A fucking hacker hacked us. Awesome.

Yep. Do you like that? No. Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to do it again. So now remembering, now that we listen to that, I'm remembering, that's probably one of the worst clips of all time.

Yeah, that was a really terrible. It seems like every clip that we showed. I don't know why we released that. That was like a. There was, like, a police investigation and stuff. Yeah, yeah. That was like, we should not have put that out. It seems like every clip that we've shown so far has just been funny as fuck, yeah.

Funny as hell. But why are we doing these, like, kind of, like, let's not sway into these kind of banal moments, like, three hackers hacking us, so that it didn't really make any sense. What about, like, do you guys remember the time when I was, like, in this whole battle with Batman and I was, like, walking down the street, like, shooting at the ground and saying, hit me? I do remember that. All right, let's play that clip. Yeah. Holy shit, dude, I used to be a fucking badass. That was a sick ass clip.

I'm going to stop taking my medication again. That shit is hold me back. We need to get back to the golden A back when I was like that. That was what, like episode like 60, right? Yeah, episode 60, the one where I came in and I gave you guys incentives to sell more. Oh, yeah. I do remember that. Let's play it.

you laughing now you've got leads Mitch and Murray paid good money get their names to sell them you can't close the leads you're given you can't close shit you are shit hit the bricks pal and beat it

because you are going out the leads are weak the leads are weak fucking leads are weak you are weak I've been in this business 15 years what's your name fuck you that's my name

You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name. And your name is your wanting. And you can't play in the man's game. You can't close them and go home and tell you wipe your troubles.

Because only one thing counts in this life. Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me, you fucking faggots? A, B, C. A, always, B, C, closing. Always be closing. Always be closing. A-I-D-A, attention, interest, decision, action. Attention.

Do I have your attention? Interest, are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ? An action. AIDA, get out there. You got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money.

Are you going to take it? Are you man enough to? I'll tell you what, man, you sure have a fucking way with words, okay? Yeah, that was, that I, I did, before that, I didn't really want to do the podcast anymore. I was feeling, I was feeling bad, I was feeling down. And then I just, like, something clicked inside me. That's right. And I, I think I, um, did I kill somebody or?

I think you killed somebody. Did anybody get killing somebody in that? No, I think you did kill. Or I think I maybe killed myself. It's been a long time since I've listened to that. I listened to that episode one time in a class in college, and I don't remember what happened in that episode. Do you guys remember when Cameron, when we got, he was on, he was on Conan. That was fucking huge.

Oh, yeah. He was on Conan, but then he pranked Conan by playing the Mac at least. Oh, my God. That was just funny as fuck. But this is between Ken Croft and Gladys, and this is from our podcast. Or an audible podcast. Oh, for Christ's sake. Mary!

Why? Why? You can't do this on a pot? There he goes. Wheelchair. You can't do that on a podcast. That's why I didn't see it coming. Right.

You can't do that on a podcast. It's a visual joke. I know. I swear to God, how could I... Well, that was... No, it's never. It's an audio medium. I know.

Would it work that way? I don't know. Is there, was there any truth to anything you said in the setup? No. What great times we've had on this show. Just good memories, but just straight up, good memories. You know, we've been through it all. Do you guys remember when I was Buzz Lightyear talking to my friend Woody?

I completely remember. Play the clip. You are a toy! You weren't the real Buzz Lightier. You're an action figure. You are a child's play thing You are a sad, strange little man Do you guys remember when we did that

When we opened up that restaurant Then Gordon Ramsey came in Oh yeah, Gordon Ramsey came in Yeah, I do remember that I think we got a clip from that You do the cheese in the middle You seal the beef And then you do the cheese on the top

That's what the ultimate cheeseburger is Do you guys remember when that fucking Speech impediment Hunter was trying to find me in the woods. Oh, my God. I do remember that. She was annoying. Play the clip.

Killed the Wivit. Killed the Wivit. Killed a Wivit. Oh, that reminded me of another. Do you guys remember that awesome-ass fight scene from John Wick? That one's awesome. Yeah, I'm glad. That's one of the best ones.

That shit was badass, but. Yeah, it was fucking fire. I was, like, jacking off in the theater. Do you guys remember that song that was like, I'm blue da-da-da-ba-di-da-da. Roll the clip. Play it. I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue.

See, that's got to be one of my favorite moments from the podcast. Yeah. I seriously loved that shit. One of my favorite movies from the show. Yeah, what is it? Huh. I must have been, I first joined the show, and I told you guys they'll never take our freedom.

Roll the clip. But they'll never take our freedom. Do you guys remember? remember also, I mean, I mean, okay, well, first of all, Pat, you did great. That was, that was, that was, that was the thing that convinced us to keep you on primarily. There's another clip of me, uh, as, there's another clip of me saying a lot of very bad things to a cop, roll the, we're not going to roll that one.

Pat, we're not rolling it. Pat, we talked about, we taught, before we even started recording a 200th episode. And you remember that clip of me when I'm in lethal weapon? Hey, you want to see crazy. Oh, do you? Do you guys remember? Remember when Chloe Sevenier sucked my dick in that movie I directed? Guys, you're saying clips that we can't roll.

We can't roll these clips, okay? We don't have them. They're from, that was back we were recording on tape, and all the tape got burned. Do you remember that clip when I was in Lethal Weapon 2? Pat, that clip is lost. Do you remember when I was in Always Sunny doing an impression of Lethal Weapon 2? You want to see Craze?

I don't think we can roll that one. Yeah, all guys, you have to name newer episodes. Oh, oh. Um, okay, what about that one where I go to the Thunderdome? That, you that one? What about that one where I came out as gay? Hey, uh, Cam and Pat. Um, I just got to tell you something.

What's up? I'm actually, I'm gay. Okay. Whatever. Remember when I was Darth Vader? Remember when you were Darth Vader underwater? Remember when we saw two birds? What?

Do you guys remember that clip where I got completely hit to train? You guys remember that clip where I lost my son? Give me back my son! I guess that's probably... We rolled a lot of clips today. Oh, with the one final clip. Okay, yeah. Before we hit the final clip, though, I mean, yeah, just don't.

Don't, don't, don't rush it here. Just chill, slow your role a little bit. Yeah, all right. Shut the fuck up! Yeah, seriously, shut up. You know, it's been such an honor to do 200 episodes. You know, and we work really hard on this. We try, you know, we try to fill every moment of this show that we can with just, like, funny-ass shit.

And really just kind of just make people laugh. And we don't, we, you know, our ethos, we don't slack off, you know, we're not. Funny-ass bullshit. That's the motto. It's funny as bullshit all the time. See, like that. Like, that was funny. It was like a drink.

It was funny as fuck. It was like a drink. I was actually just talking about, I don't know. I mean, we, we work hard and we're going to continue to work hard. Yeah, for you guys. For you guys. And we, yeah, we don't, we don't play like that. We don't play like that.

We don't play like that. But Pat, do you want to introduce the final clip? Yeah, but before I do, I just want to say we have merch for sale and we also are going on tour. Look at you going corporate on. We're going to be in Seattle On the 19th I think so And there's going to be two shows in Seattle

But before that On the 18th We're going to be in Portland, Oregon People came in for clips Not this bullshit Okay I teed you up for the last clips so well All right well

I forgot whether this was a premium Or a normal I did you please Just intro the clue Oh my God All right, well, do you guys remember when we did the 200th episode? They're like to make a sex sore. Yeah, and he's right.

Now, nowadays, they call Adam C, four, man, Madden C, yeah, exactly, I'm a horridor for show, Madden C, yeah, yeah, that's my name for one, in the race, yeah, yeah, Adam, first means guy. Oh, yeah, I'm just like,

a word, man, we got a word man, we got a guy, yeah, yeah, you're fine, yeah, what's that, no, oh, yeah, what's true that's a word, yeah, roll clip. Just, put this conversation, that's, we had this conversation,

that's, let me find this conversation, right, I can't believe that, I can't believe that, I can't believe in the same conversation, I never read their retweet it. Yeah, it's probably like, D. It's like, it's like a game show when they're overdue.

Yeah, yeah, right? That's not the name. What was it called? Most of it was like, most Chinese. Not going to go to screen Chinese. Like, yeah,

yeah, it was you. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, yeah. I like to rehab stuff. Yeah, I like to re-hap stuff.

I'm like looking back on a little bit, though, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have your moment, yeah, you have your moment, yeah, you have your mom, yeah, we show you, let me show you, I mean,

Like that's cool same word. Yeah, just a crap. All right. All right. All right. Yeah. What's the actual clip? Yeah.

What are you doing? It's everything. What you're doing? It's all the thing. Oh, my God. Oh my God. What I'm coming that? I'm not going to buy me.

You got that. What's right? It's all right. It's all right. It was only six dollars. And it was only six dollars. Why is a pillop. It's all right.

It's all right. It's all right. You get your dress. It's all right. It's all right. Yeah, that was in there. Yeah, that was never heard. But I think about that one too,

you know, every time when you went, you know, that was, yeah, fucking you were so fucking shit, it's like you're fucking shit, it's like you're fucking shit, yeah,

yeah, that was the day, I was, was the thing about it, was I did a trial, um, for foresight to college, and I, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got COVID-19,

that's a pre-19, yes, yeah, yeah, COVID from San-2020, yeah, yeah, right, oh my God, say it, say, say it, say,

Oh! No. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a second. You know, yeah, we got, say, yeah, it's a place. Yeah, yeah, I'm really really, sorry, I'm not too much, yeah,

yeah, yeah, there's white here all over the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that way you get to get into Back to K. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there's a good after eight, yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do later, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why are you, yeah, why are you doing, why are you, on the store? No, I'm on the store, the next sword, oh, I'm not the next door. Uh, so was you guys you were recording, I wanted to keep it down. And what you got, I forgot. No, I know, I'm here.

So far. Where you guys? Yeah, guys. Yeah, guys. Oh, yeah, guys. Oh, yeah, I'm starting like you go. I'm sorry. Oh, you know how about you.

Oh, you got a job. Oh, yeah. You got a guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah.

All right. Oh, shit, I don't even that. I was a guest, or I was still a guest on the show. Oh, yeah, what's a fucking janitor, yeah. Really great. Yeah, that episode of water. Oh, good. There's a lot of water.

Oh, good. They're good. Yeah, and you're okay. Is you what, okay? Oh, god. Oh, shit, sorry. I don't wait for a quarter of water. I guess.

I don't. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Hey, let's up.

Wait, what are you? What are you doing? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? That's good. I saw a control. And you like that. Oh, got the

wrong here. Oh, my god, I'm sorry. Oh, my God, I'm going to leave. Who is this guy is going to get? Yeah, we're here for that. Oh, yeah, so who are you guys? Yeah, what's your favorite? Ice cream, I don't know.

We got that wasn't. What, deep, what'd be like? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not here at this time. So much, yeah, that's your guy. Yeah, yeah, I had that dayer guy. Yeah, yeah, I had a dead file.

Yeah, yeah, right, I'm going to be a jail. All right, so you got to the biggest guy, I heard you go there, and I'm following the word. Ow, fuck. You just try to pull my guy. All right, right. All right, right. All right.

That's good, right. Yeah, that's crazy. I guess I got never seen. Right, but you're on, that was a deal for a reason. I heard the whole of it for every two. Yeah, yeah, I'm a very hard punch. I hope. Yeah.

That way is. Yeah. Crush, smash you. Uh, yeah, there's a guy. Yeah, just have the average. It's all right. It's all right. Just all right.

I think it's small. But otherwise, they would not have been to write, complete, that's true. That's good. All the green, nice, a green, we big, bad, yeah, bad green. Oh, we're all straight, sweet. You know, I go, right, you know, great, yeah, we have green berries.

Yeah, I hate green berries. I feel like, I'm not looking at the green, so many, yeah, I'm not getting up the green, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, we get married, I can't get a very, oh, yeah, I can't get married, the very, the bird, a lot of red, and then, right, right, right,

oh, yeah, right, okay, , a rose, right, yeah, it's like, a whizzer, yeah, it's like, yeah, it's a mixture, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm a mixture, The red berry just out, okay, it's a white, do-Berry, and the barren from the farm, down the bearer. And then, Deroa, yeah, and then Derox-Rourge-Roy.

And then Daryl, and then Daryl, and then Aeroon-Nus-A-Farry far. What, yeah, y'all-wee. Oh, the line is not, guys, I've never been. There's a first time here. What, is, right? Yeah, what, see, right? Yeah. Oh, who's not very far.

Or who's not guy is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's, we want to. No. No, yeah. Don't you go to, yeah. We did you do it.

We did something. This means right? Oh, yeah, we got a time. We got to play around with it. I'm like he is, though. Yeah, that's not really right. I could punch anybody here. Yeah, I won't get control.

I can't remember about these. I just go to these guys in your right face. Yeah, I heard that something that you can do. That's okay. Oh, yeah. That's great. Oh, yeah. Let's get crazy.

Let's go ahead. Let's travel. Oh, I don't know, maybe. Six hundred years, guys, right? Yeah, maybe we're guys. Yeah, I didn't work out. No. No, I think we got this one.

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One, one, one, and one, and one, and one, one, one, and one, one, two. One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. If you're a Со ultrasound, yeah, probably, I'm doing good show, get, I feel like, you put down to the cast, a war, yeah, and the feeling like, you're not, right, so I'm really success a lot, so man this, top,

yeah, but , like, we're just put this one things, so of this board , Yeah! Oh, my! Oh, that! Oh, my! Street!

The street has a... Oh, my god, it's so good. Oh, I guess, it's all right. Yeah, I'm like my favorite, um, Clips that I'm like this one of my favorite, um, Cliffs, like, and I'm gonna do this shit. Yeah, I'm gonna get up, oh my girl, yeah, how much stuff, right?

Yeah, I want this shit, oh! Yeah, oh! Are you really doing this story? Why have been here? Why have been here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, every time I get, yeah, it's too fucking early, okay? Yeah, oh, it's too fucking early, okay?

Oh, that early, that's like, coffee, not you wake, No, I'm a big, Oh, I'm awake, I'm a lay a part of day. It's a early, girl, I'll sleep. All you're a fucking crazy, I'm just a fucking stupid. It's a really shit. That's like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's a good, yeah. Yeah, that's, I'm gonna' hear. Yeah, I'm gonna get here. Yeah, that way. So, right, so many, so. Yeah, so much. You forget, don't, you forget, that how we also have been saying,

oh, I remember, fuck me. Oh, wow, wow, I got to do this. What's, I'm gonna do this, I'm just, I'm, listen, It's really, it's gonna be me. I'll fucking stop. You're right? Yeah, I'm sorry.

You're a long job. Yeah, too. We're gonna get the same again next year. Yeah, I need to put it as well. All right. Three ships. I'm gonna wait. Yeah, I'm gonna get this time.

Yeah, we all. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Yeah, I got. Yeah, I guess me. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, hey, that's not room right now. They always go to go. You're all right. You're all right. No. No, I'm sorry, that's fine. Yeah, that's fine, yeah, that kind of happens.

Um, a lot of a lot of each of the ground. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, that's right. And I see what's right. And I see what's right. Yeah. Oh, man, just, wow, you don't feel so good, bro.

I got a lot of glowing green so dog next day. And now I'm fixed up. I'm fixed up. My super powers. And now it's been better. And now it's right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you sure it's right. Yeah. I don't know what you still are yeah I can't say you're pretty much about death roll yeah yeah for me yeah for me just like I mean two so cool time yeah yeah you're right oh I can't see my eyes how I can't get you on here ah oh yeah I'm gonna try my right yeah I'm so poised right me I can see a fucking thing I can see a thing I didn't know I'm so much I hate me I hate so much ah yeah that was terrible I didn't

point I guess I guess you but I don't know if I got some work it's like from there right now that bitch miss you a new house yeah yeah it's right yeah it's a yeah something like yeah it's right yeah it's four I got said a rubble yeah Yeah, I'm like a shot right. Yeah, what's right? What do we're on? Wait, you only do bros down here? Uh, yeah,

there's something going on. Uh, and I said, and that's, and no monster male. You get rid of, I hate this. Let's say,

and I hate this right. I hate this. Go on. Yeah, and that's just a good. Yeah, I'm not. Do you.

Don't know. Don't. Uh, no. I can't go ahead. Bramette! Bram! Brat! I'm a rattle.

I got so much. You're the first time I've used it. That's all right. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, so when they try to make an episode as a little. Oh, that's actually hack the show, then it was different. I'm hacking us and I'm going to get around and you got to me, our podcast, about list.

It's about last and all. And we're all right, we have all right. We're going to sell. That's, one. That's mine. That's fine. That's one. Okay, I'm, I'm a trick.

Oh, I got a lot. Oh my God. Yeah, what you're doing. What's you mean? What's you mean? I'm a trick. I am a trick. I'm gonna hack the whole show.

Great, okay, accurate, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, no. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm right. So, yeah, I don't like that. That's like, uh, the police station. Yeah, yeah, so far. It's been, uh, focus on these. It's been, uh, focus on his tail.

Let's, wait, like, seven moments, like, for a second. Yeah, like, every time when I was, like, a bad man, I was, like, walking down the street, and I remember that, like, you remember that. No. There's a lot. There's a minute. Oh!

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I do remember that.

A minute. There's a moment. There's a dog about, something about, talking about, something about, put your point. Put your back all feet down. Go case closed his own.

You got to find you. I'm not finding you. I'm here on mission, Murray. I'm here on mission. There's a thing. You're going to sell to some dish. I'm another shit.

The bad news is you got. Oh, you got. Oh, you got your job. You got your job. Good. There's a little stuff to be this one sales test. It's one. Second prize, say, guys.

Fair prize you fight. Richard. You're laughing now. You're not. You can't close. You are shit. You are weak. Fuck.

You're weak. That's my name. And your name is your one thing. You can't play in the name. Can't close them. There's only one thing counts in this life. Get them. Always be closing.

Always be closing. Always be closing. AIDA. Attention. Interested action. Interested. You close. I don't want the best you watch to buy.

You see, how you'll give you their money to get it. What's about how you were you so rich? I can't come down with your watch. This is much. That much cost more than your car. I make $9,000 like you. That's who I'm. That's what I'm a thing.

Nice guy. I don't do shit. You want to get kids. You want to get this. How can you take you get to get to six? You don't like to leave. I. I do out there tonight.

But you got to make up $15,000. Tonight, do you. Do you want to like, AIDA, you take you something. You want to say, that's more. So let's all you like questions. You want to sit in close, it's yours, not. Yeah, what you say?

I used to sit around the bar. Oh, yeah, I used to be saying, it's the fact. These are the leads. It's you, they're going, and you, don't get them. Why? This is given to you, it's just wrong away. They're close. I just good luck, you know what to do it.

And ask you guys. And ask you now, why am I here? I can't get you already ask for a face. You'll fire for a ass. Oh, yeah, you sure how fucking words. I did, I did, I did. Before that everyone, I was going to go down, and I just like, like, I think it's like myself,

I don't like myself. It's been a last episode. You guys are right here and we use on a bonus from you. Oh, yeah, great. Oh, for crazy. Why? Why? We can't do that podcast.

We can't see a funny. It's a video. It's a visual. Can you try how I'm like? No. It's a great. Yeah. Oh, right.

Yeah. Oh, boy! You're all right. You're all right. You're all right. Yeah. You got rid of that. You got rid of everything.

You guys remember. You got about it. Get about it. You got about it. Oh, that really about it. Oh, that really about you got a lot. Yeah, that was one of that. She was a bad, so I'm a little bit,

I'm a little bit of a show. Yeah, was it. So I'm, I first joined the show, and I told you guys that every real. Oh, great. That was, I'm a good. I'm a great. That was a good.

That we got a four. We have a word. We have a good. You got a great. We got a great. We can't have a good. You don't have a great. You're right.

Oh, okay. One, I'm going to run. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. What's up? I'm actually, yeah. What's up? I'm actually, yeah.

Where I was back there. Oh. Here you're on. What? Did you put in that court, I'm not quite a real quick. Oh, one, fine clip. Oh, yeah, we just don't run it.

Shut up up up up. Yeah, we're just on this. We try, you know, we try to fill every other show we can with, um, just like, just like, and we don't, you know, we're not. Yeah, we're not. Yeah, we're not. We don't play that.

We don't play that. Um, yeah, we're going to say, uh, we are going to tour. We are in Seattle on the 19th. Before that, on the 18th, we're going to be important. Before that, yeah, I forgot there's a premium or a normal. Well, that was a great clip. Yeah, that was probably the best one of my tithms. Yeah, but it was probably one of the funniest.

Definitely, no question. Do you guys remember when the episode ended? Nope, roll it again.