Podcast About List - UNLOCKED: Premium #100: Happy Doctors Day (w. Pierce)

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

Very special episode. 100th premium. 100 golden dollars. 100 goblin doctors. follow Pierce @cringe_genius

Come in, come there, come here, come in, and we see a butt. Premium content. If you are not a premium subscriber, please pause now and purchase a premium membership immediately. Ah! Woo-hoo. Just kidding. When I feel heavy mail. All right.

All right. Oh, my God. Premium episode number 100. This is a bigger deal than the normal 100. That's right. Yeah. This is basically. I put on my sexiest outfit for this.

That's not your sexiest outfit. Yeah. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see the sexy part of the outfit. Where's the sexy part? Do you have a two-two on? No, I'm showing off all my chest tears.

Stand up. Stand up. Stand-up. Stand-up. I want to see the sexy half. That's not all your chest tears. Let me see the bottom half. I don't want to stand up now. Come on. It's not too sexy. Are you embarrassed because it's too sexy now? I don't. I don't want you see my skirt. Okay, but you bragged about how fucking sex your outfit. Oh, I'm so sexy. Well, then you made.

of it and you made fun of it. We haven't even made fun of the sexy part yet. Show us the thing. You made fun of it. You made fun of it and you don't want to see it now. So that's on you. I want to see it. That's how I don't get to see it. Look, I have no problem standing up. Look at this. Oh, he's wearing a. Hey, look. I got, look at my pants. I have no problem saying that these aren't that sexy.

See? I don't, I don't want. And we didn't get made fun of, did we? No. It's perfectly safe for you to stand up. It's fine. Come on. The real reason is I don't want to stand up and all the, all the cans by my feet. Pat, there's a quarter right behind you on the ground. I don't want to kick all the cans by my feet. You need to bend over and get the quarter. It's real shiny. Pat, there's a quarter.

All right, I found it. No, I don't do. No, it's four feet away. Oh, wait. Pat, there's a new there's a new skateboard trick on the ceiling that you have to grab. You have to jump up real high. I got some emodium.

Pat, you should stand over the vent and you're on the floor. Yeah. Patrick, there's a diarrhea stain on your ceiling and you have to wipe it off. Come on, now with your tongue. You'll have to stand on the chair. Pat, I think you have a problem

and you need to fish your webcam through your bottom. Oh, no, Pat, your chair's on fire. You can't sit on it anymore. It's burning your butt. I got to stop jumping on my chair. I think it, I heard like a spring go, like. Go what? No, that, you have like an ergonomic chair.

Yeah. How do you like it? I don't want to break it. I don't like those. I don't like the mesh. This is a good chair. This is a good chair, I would say. Yeah.

I don't think so. I'd be afraid that I would poke through it. A hundred dollar chair. Yeah. This is why you're fucking broke, man. You spent a hundred bucks on a chair? Well, I spent $100 on a chair when I had money. What is that?

A hundred dollar chair. You should have thought ahead. I think it was a hundred bucks. You should never spend, you should never spend more than like, like, $50 max for a chair. If it's a nice office chair. Let me look up how much I'd say. A chair, most chairs should be free. Yeah, I agree.

I'm sort of in a free chair right now. Yeah, I know. But I thought that I was going to be in the chair more often than not. Well, the thing about office chair type stuff is that like the quality, it like increases with the price up to like $50. And after that, it's like how many like transformers robot parts do they attach to the chair to make it look cool? Dude, when you sit down in an office chair. Aftermarket chair parts. If it has more than one lever on it.

Oh. Yeah, dude. Oh. And then, yeah, you sit down. They all look, they, they'll look like monster energy cans. You know, they're crazy, black and green and angular. Speaking of. I already said that I got carded.

Oh, yeah. Pierce, did you hear about this? Pierce. No, I didn't hear. Don't. No, let's go on. No, you told this story on an episode already. But we didn't, I mean, it's true.

Yeah, but I didn't tell Pierce. With Pierce present, right? That's true. Maybe Pierce will have like a fun joke to say during. Do you feel like you could have something funny to say about this? Yeah, my mind is racing. All right, great. Okay, I went to Walgreens.

I'll be quiet. Okay. All right. You quiet now? Mm-hmm. Okay. I went to Walgreens and I got carted for a monster energy. Okay. What?

Sorry. All right. What do you got? No, I'm waiting for the story to end. Oh, it's done. It's done already. No, that's it. No, come on.

No. You, like, unplug the TV at the climax. Let's see how it actually ends. I know you're just doing around. And then I bought the monster after I got carded. I had to show my ID. Okay, well, you told the story out of order. You got carded, you bought the monster, and then you showed your ID?

No, I showed my ID for the monster. Okay. Yeah, he's tearing you to pieces right now. I'd somebody ring the bell. That's a T. Oh, my God. Holy. I was trying my best for the story to be good, but I mean...

But you're at a serious disadvantage. Can we, can we... All right, here's an idea. We edit in the story from the other episode. Where you even fuck it up and say it in the... Yeah, yeah. And then, or we could play it to Pierce, like, the grizzly man scene. Where he's showing the wife, like the, uh, showing the wife the bear footage.

And then Pierce would be like he should never tell the story again. The way you told that story was like, someone else told you that it happened to you and then you are explaining it from someone else's memory like I didn't feel like I understood how you felt about the situation someone paid you to do it and you were doing a bear perspective here if there's one thing that I know the fans really respect it's my storytelling ability you told that sort of like you were in a blackout and your

friends had to tell you what you did it makes you up the order yeah I ran around and then I got up no I got up and then I ran around So I guess I woke up and went to sleep And then And then I cleaned up my puke and then I threw up You should just do And then I'm thinking, huh? Even that would have been a good

Yeah, I'm thinking, what? Yeah, but yeah, I mean It's a monster energy. It's not a monster energy. Alcohol, what? It doesn't have any alcohol in it. It's got a by golly i think it has energy in it but i'm a thousand years old it's got el carnitine in it or whatever

i do think that's the that's the that's the culprit right then we then we find that that's what she said she pointed yeah already said this she's got you you may have tried to check out at the pharmacist the part of wallgreens could be yeah so this is a great start to the um they can't sell you episode just to do the last well it makes it they can't they're not allowed to sell you one they're not it's like uh it's like a seed of metafin right they're not allowed to sell you like more than a couple monster energy drinks right one more than one problem you make a really big monster energy that's their worry that'd be too much it would be too much i do i know like i'm sure you want to introduce this uh this this premise here but i love searching monster and creature on this

website oh yeah that i was do i did a bunch of those i searched monster and there's a lot of shit about monster. Yeah, let's get into this fucking shit. No, wait, Pat, do you have any more stories to tell them? Yeah, well, let's hear some more stories. Actually, I have a story. I went to the, I went to skate today and people kept sitting on the damn ledge. Sat on your face.

Your stories are like language arts quizzes. Yeah, it's like, just like, identified the subject and the president. Pat is like so horrible, like a party too, because he will but so let me talk about something like like for a while like 10 minutes and then pat will be like

oh dude the other he'll bud in he'll be like oh you know your mom died my the trucks on my skateboard are like really close to giving out pretty soon yeah and they just sits there dude yeah i don't i don't know why i do that i think it's like i on it i think it's an ADHD thing i don't really know i think i just focus on one part of the story and then like one one part of the sentence, like, whatever. Yeah, one part of the sentence. Yeah. Yeah. And then I get focused on that part of the sentence and it's

like, oh, I have to tell you this so bad. Or else like, I'm going to forget it and we're not going to be able to like, it's going to piss me off. Like, I'm going to like. My brother, my brother drowned in the swimming pool when he was four years old turned completely black and blue. Oh, blue's actually my favorite color. I just bought a blue hat. You're like, you're like Microsoft.

You're like Microsoft. Clippy. Yeah. You make a suggestion. to change it. I wish that I wasn't like that. I would say you're a lot more like sticky keys. Yeah. She's popping up. And I'm like, it's something, that's something I got unlearn. But for right now, it's, uh, you know, it's just how I act. Yeah, no, that's fine. I actually like it a lot. I do think, yeah, it is yes and, but to, uh, to like, it's like a psychoanalyst approach. It's actually adorable, too. It is very sweet and cute. That's the other thing I forgot to mention. I'm making it sound like a bad thing. It's,

It's a, I like it. No, I know. It's just like anytime somebody mentions like skateboarding or anything, I have to like, oh, do you like the other, were you there at the, I thought you were doing it right now. No, no, no. I thought that you mentioned skateboarding yourself and then you were like, oh, by the way, I'm skateboarding. No, no. Were you at the open mic the other? Were you there when the, what?

There's this pro skater, Terry Kennedy. Oh, so you are doing it. He is doing it. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, literally is. want to make sure, I want to make sure that you were here for this. I wasn't there, no. Oh, he, Terry Kennedy had a mental break and killed a guy in a bar, in a bar fight. Last night?

No, no, no, no. One of the people at the open mic that we went to, it was his friend. Were you there for the, did you, were you there? You, like, had a one-on-one with me, and he was like, I don't know. For the 100th, 3m episode. I just did it. I just fucking did it. We told you you were doing it, like, three times in the middle of it.

I thought it was genuinely It's like you're playing like Wikipedia roulette. Yeah, but you didn't Oh fuck. Oh no. Skateboarding to the open mic. Oh, I get it.

I was trying to trace what the linkage was, but there was a pro skater there. No, there was a pro skater. He said, no matter what people, we were talking about him losing focus and bringing up stories that don't matter. He said, yeah, I always talk about skateboarding and then told a skateboarding story.

That was impressive, dude. You are a massive. I didn't even realize I was doing it in the moment. That was so good. Holy fuck. Oh, boy. For the 100th episode, we have obviously very special guest peers. All right.

I just searched Monster. Very searched one. I feel like I am a monster. I feel like my intrusive thoughts are taking over my good thoughts and I'm becoming a bad person. That's a perfect intro. This is a website called Practo where people, uh, they post. They are looking for the help of doctors. It's like Yahoo answers, but it's for doctors.

It's for people who need doctors. It's also pretty much, you know, let's be real, only in India, it seems. Yep, it is a, it's all Indian people who need. They're in desperate need of. Isn't it an Indian website? I think it's an Indian website. Okay. So I'll, I'll start.

This is a real medical question. This is titled, Dream About. This is, um, when I see some dream will come about women so that time my private part standing straight how to control and then a psychologist response please I advise you to talk to a mental health professional I love the fact that all the psychologists responses and the request for help is always so polite and it's always like please advise in this tricky situation please yeah the advice And they try. They try really hard.

They do. There's a lot of good advice. Take a tablet. Take a tablet. Yeah. They love tablets. Here's one. Here's the first one I found. This is a query entitled, My Pay Nice is small and slime. Do you tell?

My pay nice is small. Sperm falls faster. I want to make my panic size five inch fat and it takes long time to fall sperm. Is there any good medical advice on that? Yeah, take Ayurvedic medicine to enjoy sexual activity completely for 30 to 40 minutes.

For further information, consult me privately. Really good. I was trying to get some. Yeah. The way I first found this website was I just searched in quotes tummy worm because my girlfriend and I were talking about gummy worms and then I said, I have what you call a tummy worm. And what I meant was that my penis is a worm that grows out of my tummy. You wanted to see if it's ever been done before.

Yeah. And then so I found it was about someone having an intestinal parasite problem. But then I did search or I searched for other worm. There are so many worm-based problems on this fucking website. I guess, well, you read the tummy worm one because I do love that tummy worm one. It's so classic. Okay, tummy worm. As for female, four years. Tommy worm, bidding child constantly.

What to do at home? He is crying. It's 2 o'clock in night, and I can't understand what actually do. And the response is, Hello, liquid zenthal to be given in one day, either as whole or in two times. Okay, bye. So this is a, it's not the person's penis, right?

No. It's not your version of the tummy worm. Right. No, there's a worm inside the child's tummy that is biting constantly. And it's 2 a.m. The child is crying. I told my friend Jake about this and he was like, I really can just imagine what a nightmare it is to be a parent of a child who's crying at 2 a.m.

And then eventually you just have to log on to the doctor website. Try your best to ask for help. Yeah, just trying to describe that also. And also like, it's probably like a tummy worm. Yeah. Well, you're just using the exact words that like the kid is saying. of like there's a worm in my tummy you're like I feel like you know what's in your room and then you're in the computer room and you're like so what is it and child just says tummy you're writing

tummy worm tummy worm biting constantly looks at the clock at 2a in the night okay let's ask all these doctors here's the one asked for female 25 years the title is pussy eating hi my husband what this is like I don't really I love this one. I love searching pussy on this. Pussy is so good on this. I didn't think it would come up. I was like,

this is going to be a medical website. No. So many things get lost in translation. Just ass fingering. Pussy eating. Hi. My husband wants to insert melted chocolate inside my pussy with the help of

injection. And after that, lick it until chocolate and my juice come out mix. So my question is it safe to insert liquid chocolate and pussy? So he wants a, Look, this guy's a fantasy where he puts in checks.

Or a vagina poops. Yeah, but I guess we want, he said he wants it to chocolate and juice come out. Yeah, he wants the, uh, the uncrustable, uh, factor. Yeah. Uncrustible. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, man.

Yeah. Um, here's one. This is a lot. So, yeah, a lot of these are about about, I think, just some gross penis stuff. So this, yeah, I'm not going to advance warning. I have a lot of nasty shit. Seamen is a dark black goo.

A male 35 years. Wait, a dark black goo? Hi, I was just having a session. And when I ejaculated, my cum was a dark black. I am worried about it because I have been ingesting charcoal. My baby was born silver. My baby was born stillborn? Is that what it's it?

Silver. This guy's eating so much charcoal. And he's combing black and popping out a silver kid. He had the damn silver surfer. What the hell? The advice is, why were you ingesting charcoal? It's too late to answer that question. Yeah.

I have one here. This is a stomach problem. Asked for a female 30 years. My son constipate a lot. he had a hard pebble like stool what should I do can I give white oats and this is an answer from Dr. Rakesh Malhotra

and Dr. Rakesh said do share the age and weight of child give roughage and diet and plenty of oral fluids and P.E.G. Orally on a regular basis E.E.G. O'Reilly? I don't know what P-E-G-O-R-R-L-A-L-I is. I'm guessing it's orally, and you can't read.

Well, no. No, it's spelled, you know, insanely. It's spelled O-R-A-L-L-Y. Okay. That's the most-e-l-L-L-L-A. I guess I've never seen orally spelled out. Oh, dude. Is this a website wrong with aliens?

What is it? Wait, oh, a new, a new practo just popped up on my screen. I thought, I thought, Orally was spelled wrong. I thought it was one L. This is asked for, as for male 24 years, having trouble with spelling and stories, please advise. Fuck you. Patrick, too, you just post something on here.

All right, I'm going to do an ass lightning round here. All right. Okay. Ass problem. I'm a 23 years girl. I've been getting pain in my ass and dropsy also. It's from five days after my delivery. ass finger

when I finger my ass slimy cum like stuff comes out what is it and why is it there please tell me doctor um that's by the way that's like one thing I love about like a lot of these there will be like they'll just

say like I have like a fucking I have like a shit in my ass or like something like that and then their question is not like I need stuff I need like medicine it's always like do you guys know who put that in ass fingering I am addicted to finger

wringering in my ass. Is this normal? Please suggest your valuable advice. Ass size problem. I want to increase my ass size in a short time. Can you give me suggestions so that I can increase my ass size? My ass is blading. My asshole is blading. I have too much pain. I have this problem from one years and worm in my ass. I can't sleep yesterday night due to earthworm in my ass please

please suggest me some medicine and what I have to do Earthworm in my ass due to earthworm in my ass I can't sleep as if sleeping is the problem they had the earthworm

in their ass all day and they're like oh this is fine but the second that it interferes with my sleeping that's what I'm God dude how do you get it has to put it there, right? I have corn on my

ass. I've been corn on my middle and upper part of ass. And it's hurting very much even. I can't sleep on proper position. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ass fuck risk. Sir, I know. I like to get fucking ass. And once

I tried wooden brush an ass, is it get any risk? Wooden brush an ass? Wait, wait, sorry. I am a guy. I am a guy. I want my asshole to be big. That's the title. And here's the description. I am a guy. I want my asshole to be big. Is there any tips that I can have sex? Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck me. I found this one. I looked up beer. I have two beer ones here real quick. Beer lightning. They're pretty, yeah, I just have two of them here. They're pretty quick. Beer quantity. Asked for male 28 years.

sir slash madam i take 500 milliliters beer per day is it good for health or i increase or decrease the quantity of beer per day and dr ashish sadana says uh all quantities of alcohol are bad for health however small it may be and this one is typhoid one month before can i drink beer and before i before can is one word here now can i drink beer before one month ago i was suffering from typhoid but now I am okay. So can I take beer? And then I think this is the Dr. Shushma Shah. I think this is the same woman from tummy worm. Good. Yeah. She's always in all caps. Yeah. Hello. Intestinal track recovery may not be there yet. If no symptoms you can have, but in a limit, okay, bye. I like that both those phrases taking beer. Yeah. That's nice. That's a good. That is really.

It's a medical website. Well, yeah, if you're trying to trick your doctor and say, yes, you can have. That's a good. That's a really good. Can I take 50 milliliters of beer? 500 milliliters of beer. You're out to drink with your fucking friends and they buy you a beer. And before you drink it, you just sprint to the bathroom and write to any doctor on your phone. Just got over typoid.

Just got over the fucking black plague. Can I enjoy one beer? Can I please take beer? Yeah. Here's one. Wet dreams asked for male 17 years. When I get wet dreams from my pants, it also gets onto the bed sheet. So I change my sheets.

But what to do? the mattress. Okay, I have one here. All mine are so just nasty sex. Ew. This one is pussy loose and blacky. Yeah. Have you seen this one?

Well, I searched. I had my fair share of pussy searches on here. My pussy gone loose and it's gone blacky. I did sex more time with my BF and finally he left me. me so now i want to marry to someone but i don't want that my would-be husband know that i did sex before and more important thing i'm gone irritate because every time my pussy stay damp and comes something like white thing so please can you give a good advice what should i do uh this this person and then a doctor just says yes we can give you all the details on your concerns but this woman

has a black pussy she it's black and black's wrong with that it's blackie that's normal it's not quite black but it is blacky it's black and also something damp and white come out yeah here's a smelly penis asked for me i have a smelly penis but there's no itching i haven't washed it since last six days i am worried please help how about i have a bump on my ass that appeared. I noticed a bum on my ass last week, and it hurts. It won't pop or anything either. I'm just a little scared.

Cam, did you read this penis problem one? I know you read one already. Which one is it? This one is male 22 years, a penis problem. There's a lot of penis problem. My penis is not stand properly, and we read that one? No, we didn't. We didn't.

I don't think so. Okay, sorry. just think I've read every single penis, penis, penis, there's so many penis and cleanest, too. Prenist! That's like when your penis is like a pretzel. My penis is not stand properly, and it not strong, duding three year. And my left testis is smaller than my right testis.

And there's an answer here that says, AUVetic medicine is there. We provide the same. Good. Here's mental problem. My mom told a stranger I'm mentally handicapped and that I have special needs. That's the whole thing. That's good.

That one's impolite because he doesn't request help formally at the end. This is gay sex help. Asked for male 22 years. Hello, I'm gay and I have BF. We do sex, obviously. But every time after sex, his penis seems dirty with my waistage. Okay. Worms everywhere.

Some sort of parasite and skin and other nails, small white worm, like also black dots appear and fall off. That's so horrifying. This is my favorite, like, subject line of any of them. I could, this one was making me laugh so hard. This is, um, my cum squirts like a power washer. Sir, my semen shoot slash squirts. And it's a really big turn. off for me because it's messy and it's shot as far as my face and it's disgusting so i was curious

if there's a way to make my cum dribble slash ooze out i just don't want to cover my face with a towel what i want to jack off so how can i make my cum come out at a slower rate i come like a power washer how can i make my cum come out like a really calm waterfall his dick is sneezing when i just found one that's really good is it a bit of a this isn't a bit of a curveball general query asked for male 35 years versus 35 years old this is what they're wondering can i get rabies from drinking water from a water cooler after a person who seems to be mentally retarded oh man and dr raj perak says no it's good it's good that he said i've read so many about being a pervert that we'll read eventually and so many of the

dog's response is no that is not normal okay so this is another speed round i don't know if i want to read i want to read a lot of these titles but for some reason these are all making me laugh so much this is just like this is just like when fucking roger ebert says the word turtle is funny okay i have been scratched by an eagle i have been scratched by an eagle on my head when i was on the roof of the house it was a minor scratch but blood did come out what to do when scratched by an eagle completely different one okay I was standing on the terrace and an eagle scratched my head Eagle bite I was standing on a balcony

Something hit my head and run away Maybe it was an eagle or crow Eagle bite Sorry there was some mistake in the earlier question Eagle syndrome So many about being scratched by an eagle I really can't get enough of scratched Or bitten by an eagle

All right and then Eagle bite is such a good praise. All right, good. I have one here. I am a gay. Male 22 years. This is kind of a long one.

I have accepted that I am a gay, but sometimes various pictures, various thoughts come into my mind due to which I become unconscious and disturbed. Okay. He blacks out every time he sees something gay.

Yeah, every time he sees something gay, he gets the vapors and he faints. wow this one is incest feelings as for male 29 years hi sir

slash ma'am I am Jagdip Singh which is really great that he said is full name from Chandigar I am working at Hong Kong

before when I was young me and my mom have some incidents she always call me to massage her then sometimes after massage she tell me to lay down on her back

I get hard when I do that but she never react we sleep together always at night I have incest feelings for her. Oh, man. And Dr.

Anil Kumar Jane says, I can understand your concern. Incest is illegal. Here's, I want to make love. Asked for female 60 years. My boyfriend is not circumcised. We cannot get his head out.

His sack feels like a cauliflower. This one is smell problem. Asked for male. 19 years. I smell some smells differently. Example, curry milk. I smell these things differently rather than their original smell. He's got a smelling issue.

He's got a brain problem, I think. I'm sorry, I meant to do an incest speed round, but I forgot that I had two more. Let me finish these real quick. This is sex with incest. That's for male 19 years old. So this guy, my mom wants to get fucked by me.

There's literally a hundred porn titles. It gets better. These two sentences is a perfect porn title. My mom wants to get fucked by me, but I'm scared to have sex with her. Can I have sex with her? She is a sex figure, and I'm scared to do that, but she is forcing me into sex. So can I participate with her in sex? Dr. Ramesh says, no, not at all.

But I like that he's like saying, like, my mom is smoking hot, and she's a sex figure. Once again, fucked by the sex figure, I'm guessing he's trying to say like sex symbol. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Maybe Jay Law is his mom. Yeah.

All right. Do you have another one? Oh, yeah. This one's really, really short. Incess sex thoughts. I want to know why it is wrong to have sex with my mom. I'm very much interested in it. Yeah.

Okay. I have one here. Thank you. This is, um, the sun destroyed my life. As for. Asked for male 28 years. This is another, a bit of a curveball here.

Since I wear t-shirts all the time, my arm's skin, which is exposed to sun, is darker in color. So looks like someone has copy-pasted some black person's arm to my elbow. My girlfriend saw this and left me. She got a new, complete black boyfriend. Now I am depressed. Please tell me how to make my arms fair or make my full body black. This girl saw her boyfriend got a black arm

And she was like, oh, I like that a lot. Wow. Where can I get that but all over? Do they make people with that all over? I have a steroid speed run here. These are people asking if they can take steroids. Is steroids good for health and which one is good? and how much can I consume? What are the side effects?

I want to use steroids and I want to consult a doctor regarding this and want to know which one I should take when and how. I am a male 21 years. I want to take anabolic steroids. Which one should I take? I want a bulk and have less body fat. Yeah, I mean... Consulting a doctor for steroids. You just want permission. You want permission to be huge. Yeah. Is it illegal to want to be nasty?

No, it shouldn't be. Yeah. All right. This is one guy who posts on here literally all the time with the same problem. And the description is always suicidal thought. Okay. Suicidal thought. When I was staying in a hostile room at one night, I don't know what happened next morning. My roommate showed me a photo. On that photo, my hands are inside my pants. I don't know how it happened. He fought with me saying that, why are you masturbating in front of us? Still, I can't even complete in college. I can't overcome this thought.

I feel myself as a pervert. I have masturbated publicly now. If you're reading this post, just say whether I am a good person or pervert. And then here we go again. Suicidal taught. I was filmed while masturbating when I was staying in my hostel. My friends bullied me a lot. Even after finishing college, I cannot overcome this incident.

I feel like committing suicide. If you're reading this, please tell me if I'm a good person or pervert. Again, suicidal thought. When I was staying in hostel, we used to share room with my friend one morning, showed me a photo. On that photo, I, on my hands are inside my pants. he quarreled with me saying why did you masturbate in front of us please change the room this met all over college i was branded as a pervert by my friends even completing college i can't overcome this incident am i a good person am i a pervert two more same exact thing um i hope a doctor

got back to him wait i i have i have discovered a new lightning around me too so you go first but i got a really this is i was just thinking about cams one and i apparently is a serious problem of people becoming black pretty common I still have the title I am becoming black nowadays I am becoming black nowadays my fair look gone I'm tired

with YouTube tips this one becoming black I by birth I am white only but nowadays I'm becoming black now totally than this one day by day this is like a poem day by day I am black

previously I'm fair too white but now I am black I am at home only but I am blacking day by day I search blackening actually my color is white but now I'm blackening day by day why what may it be blackening

actually my color is white same one I am blackening day by day this poem isn't over I am blacking day by day my total body and face my total color is black previously i am pure white and fair previously i use medicines for psychiatric problem is this the cause of my blacking in darkness and then it says this tell me is this caused tell me is this caused tell me is this caused tell me is this caused tell me is this caused female 26 years by day i am black

Here's my lightning round is I just I just went on here and I just searched SPARM. I've searched SPARM. Sparm come out. Sorry to ask for this, sir. When I was in sleeping and deeply sometimes, sparm will come out of my control. Why I come like this, sir?

Please send me solution. Sparm count. Hello, sir. I think my sperm count is less or normal or sufficient. Don't know. How do I am confident for this? Sparm leakage. At the time of sex,

release sparm emmeditately. So I am not satisfied. five. Please suggest. Sparm health. Sir, my sparm thick. It's good or bad for my sperm health. It's color white. If it's a problem, then what can I do? There's so many. I feel thin sparm, low sparm

count. How can they tell? Short penis, low sparm. I found one here. Itching getting vagina. I don't know why my bad smell is coming from my vagina after I do

pee itching starts badly. My vagina remains wet every time. I like that you read in a Southern accent. Yeah. Oh, man, my vagina. My vagina stays wet every time after I pee. It's a Yaleer vagina. Here's another poem.

It's entitled My Sex Life by Male 29 Years. Okay. I am 29-year-old boy. My penis size small. My sparm within one men out. Sparm quality, low. No iriction, no edgulation.

No edgulation? No edgulation. All right, strange revelations. Please answer to my question concerning a strange but real revelation from an intelligent being, in quotes, which has been revealing and responding to me for several years. This spiritual being reveals to me that I am a boy pedophile. But he, he also, in quotes, encourages me to, I would put this way. Imagine having, imagine is an apostrophe with imagine, having sex with women, kind of taking their role of their husband.

This, he shows, will prepare me for a marriage with a now teenage girl to win my sinful desires. Is it possible, according to psychiatry? Really good to talk to this creature. Strange revelations. Wait, and also childhood I'm a boy pedophile. Yeah, strange, fucking multi-headed Hindu God told me that I'm a boy pedophile.

Childhood flashback. I have a grudge against my childhood pediatrician. When I was a kid, my mom brought me this new tricycle. The design of it was flawed. I kept on falling. Once I was hurt so badly, my mom had to take me to a pediatrician.

He was asking, where it hurt. I kept saying, on my head was hurting. But that evil monster kept on lying to my mom that it wasn't hurt. I mean, why would he do that? I didn't do anything to him, nor did I knew him before the incidents. I am having flashbacks yesterday. I was angry at the doctor.

I'm crying and I'm upset about the incident. I'm not feeling well. I don't know what to do with this guilt. What age was at? Does it say? It does not say. Oh, God. Here's one.

This is ADHD crimes. Asked for male 23 years. If a person with ADHD murders someone, will he or she be punished? Because the law says that section 84 of IPC says that cognition impairment is considered as an unsoundness of mind and ADHD have similar symptoms of cognitive impairment.

I think that person's on to something. Here's one. This is, here's, I want to get fat. Asked for male 26 years. I want to get fat. I want to get fat. I want to get fat. I want to get fat.

I want to get fat. I want to get fat. Yeah, I got to date at the character limit, I guess. I feel like this one was written in a dream. Yeah. I am a 26-year-old female, and all my teeth are literally crumbling into pieces and falling apart, leading to painful infections and teeth having to be pulled. What could be causing my teeth to be so weak?

It could be a nightmare. They're having the tooth trim. Yeah. I looked up the word crumbling. That's good. this is this is a this is a quick one

I just like what what the articles of clothing that this person chooses for this this is I am a guy that dress up in girls cloth hi I'm a guy that dresses up in girls cloth like bikinis and figure skating dresses

can you help me yeah I just like this I got like a sport that he's like yeah yeah yeah I mean, you know he just found those two articles of cloth on the ground. Yeah, these are the only ones he had access to. Yeah, here's foamy, foamy urine.

I got foamy, I got foamy urine almost everywhere. When standing peeing, but if I shitting position, no foam, just micro bubble. In December, I dumb test. All normal. Picked one standing, picked two shitting. Is that normal? Micro bubble. I got foam urine almost every time when standing peeing,

but if I shouldn't position, no foam, just micro bubble. Okay. This is for fear of my child. My son suffering from fear. One day, we went to departmental store and drunk water. My son poured water into refrigerator. Inter-refrigerator hole. After he said, I done mistake.

I poured water into the hole, so electric fire start and total mall firing. He said many times like that. And another day, he said, devil is inside me. And I have fear like that. Now he is okay. But sometime he behaves like that. Why? I do love search.

Did you search devil for that one? Yeah. Yeah. Here's one, uh, this one's skin condition. Male 16 years. I have had a red itchy circle for a while on my weener. I've tried antifungal cream, but it has not worked. Weiner.

There's a few for Weiner. I searched Cobra the other day. And I've got penis form problems. Hello, my penis doesn't look normal to me. Well, everything is normal. But when it isn't hard, it's like a cobra with extra skins around the head. This one is like a little bit of a different kind of thing. this is asked by mail 14 years old

urge to kill I have an urge to kill something or someone in a large amount and never get found I don't know why but my mind has already made hundreds of plans to get away with it and I can't stop I didn't like get the link to this one

but I saw one earlier too that was like hello I have killed hundreds of small animals Mrs. Whamika Agarwell, psychotherapist, says this, doing swimming class or yoga class. Here's advice. Here's eyebrow flirting every time. My mom's eyes is now a very much flirting day by day and BP low. Have no fucking idea with, eyebrow flirting every time.

all right here i have this is a psychological problem asked for male 24 years i am not forgetting an incident i was ill and going to my home by train there person met me who told that he knows magic and he can cure me by his magic so he hold my hands and said that he is doing his magic so i believed him for about 10 minutes he folded my hands after that he said that i will become well When I reached my home, then I realized that he was making me fool. This incident was happened about four months before, but still, I am disturbed from one thing that how I became fool. Oh, my God. Here's one, uh, deceased, I don't know.

Dear sir, under my leg, I noticed before one week there is a small black dot, no pain and irritation. Today I open that dot. It has some hard weener, and now I have pain. I fart every hour At least five to six times per day And smell is not tolerable Motion is normal I fart a lot and loud throughout the day

It is working every hour Sometimes I feel the fart Hi doctor, this normally doesn't happen But sometimes I feel the sensation Of the fart trying to come out And bursts inside within the anus Why does this happen? Does the fart air require

force and quantity to come out or am I causing it? Well, gas and chest pain. Hi, from last two months, I had gasic problems. Ferting frequently in chest pain as well. Three months ago, is this because of my piles? I'm not comfortable. Here's insecure girlfriend.

Asked for male 61 years. My girlfriend stocks my Facebook page and sees pictures of ladies with big breasts. She does not have them. She makes a huge ordeal over it and says that since that's what I like, I'm a pervert. I can't possibly like her and then tells me she need a drink. What could I say to her to stop this attitude?

Okay. Had sex with wife after beaten by dog. I saw this one too. I was beaten by a dog and taking vaccine immediately after beaten. I did sex with my wife at the same. same day after one dose vaccine now should my wife also need to take vaccine not bit beaten by dog yeah hello omg not at all don't worry relax your wife is nothing to do um i have a really this is probably going to be the most insane speed round um i don't know if you guys are familiar with this but

uh apparently there's like a very pervasive pika habit in india where people will eat uh slate pencils which are basically pieces of chalk um I didn't know this until I went on to this website, but there are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. Slate problem. I used to eat Slate every day. Can't tell if I can get rid of the solution without concealing a doctor. I don't want to tell my mom. Eating Slate Pencil.

How to stop eating Slate Pencil. Desiring more and more every day to eat slate pencil. Slate pencil eating. I'm eating slate pencil often nowadays. Please help me get out. I'm eating slate pencils can't stop. I've been eating slate pencils for three years. Does this affect me?

Eating Slate Pencil, I'm impregnant. And I always feel like eating slate pencil. stop it. Please suggest some ways. Stop eating slate pens. I can't stop eating slate pens. I get addicted very day. Is there any medicine available so that I stop eating slate pensions? I am eating slate pencils. Will it

harm? I am eating slate pencils. Will it affect my health or digestive system? Habit of eating slate pencil. I want to eat a lot of slate pencil. It feels so yummy and comfortable by eating slate pencil. I am unable to control eating slate pencil. Even now I want to eat it. Can you please suggest out of control? Stop eating slate

pencil's problem. Hello, sir, four years old, my boy eating slate pencils daily. Slate pencils eating cause. Eating slate pencil. Slate pencil addicted. How to stop eating slate pencils. Stop slate chock habit. Craving slate items. Eating slate pencils. How will I stop eating slate pencils? Slate pencils. Diction to slate pencils. Slate pencil is harmful. Eating slate pencils, eating slate pencils. Craving for slate pencils. Oh, well, damn.

I mean, I feel like I need to try these now. They're probably good. It's like crunchy snacks. Yeah. Probably pretty good,

right? It tastes like a dunkeroo or something. Yeah. They taste earthy. That's what people say. I found, I found, I guess, a high roller

on here. Really? But I'm not, we didn't read this one. I don't think we've, afraid of getting HIV. No, we've not read this one.

Okay. I fucked a Nigerian prostitute in Dubai yesterday last night. I used two condoms for one shot just for two minutes. My shot is done. So can I get HIV? This guy is a high roller. Yeah. He's fucking a princess in Dubai.

Wow. HIV, high doctor. I fucked one prostitute. And then it says, oh, that's the other one. That's the other way. If you search prostitute, there's 5,000 questions that are like, I kissed a prostitute. I fucked a prostitute.

I have HIV question mark. Yeah. Here's, um, this is underwear wearing. Asked for male 24 years. Is it necessary to wear underwear for guys? If I will not wear, is there some risks? Because everyone force and say there are some risks if we don't wear it. Thank you so much.

And then the top answer, um, is from Dr. Gunjan Saini sexologist, 11 years experience. Maybe. How about scorpion touch? In morning scorpion touches. in finger of my wife. Now she is feeling itching near that. So I just go to the hospital.

Your wife got to stung by a scorpion. That's the best part is how many of these are like, are like knife fell into leg. What I do? New Year bomb detonated near house. Yeah. My head exploding. What I am doing.

I'm a man. This one's called personality doubts. I'm a man 34 years old. and I'm a scorpion by birth. I don't want to read anymore, but it's pretty good. This is about blowjob. Is blowjob normal in India, or it is only done outside the India? Can my wife suck my penis and drink my sperm?

And doctor, this guy's a neuropsychiatrist, 12 years experience. Dr. Major Srinowas Gupta, BJ is done everywhere. Very clinical. Here's one, bleeding gumps I have bleeding gumps for over two years and not sure what kind of treatment to take to cure it. I found gumps and I also found chumps.

Here we go. Chumps. Yeah, tensed for chumps. I had sex two weeks before my date late 10 November, but nothing went inside. Last month, chumps was regular and I had urine flow. Beating chumps.

Mok had intercourse and then forgot. So she took six pills. pills and then from then past days seven days bleeding and still she now is bleeding what's up with her chumps um i guess chums is like having a period it's like slang for period but people just calling it

chumps interesting pretty good um what is it did we read this one sex very interest I don't think so tell me some of the tips for my lover

sex Sex Tips Sexes XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ZX ZX ZX ZX ZX ZXZ X ZXZ Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z and then Dr. Ramesh Maheshwari says What tips you want? That's a good question but I also like that you wondered if we had read

that yes. Death due to attack maybe. There has been a death maybe due to some attack. Please come and provide a death certificate. The body is cold. Dude, is this like 9-1-1 in India? Is it? People have like very serious problems that they seem to

think this website can solve for them. Men's sexual health. The spermie coming out of my penis. How to do? That start when I make evil love with my girlfriend. Lazy and porn addicted. Sir, today I was shocked after going through cell phone brows or history. Since my wife and me working,

we keep my son at home and sometimes with daughter five years old. I found history full of porn sites with cartoon characters like Pokemon Spider-Man. He's completely set in standard at Hostel. Came to know this day, we are shocked as we are working hard for sustainability. He was lazy, and he seems always dreaming, often disinterested.

Study-wise average. but good in understanding any subject knowledge kindly advise us and then hold on just how to stop it easy way for me I am 14 years old now it is really bad I started masturbation at 2015 now it's 2018

it's been three years how do I stop it I'm helpless please help me I didn't want to do it but in the first time I didn't know anything about masturbation actually the story behind this is I saw a porn video on Cossons Mobile I was searching for cartoon movies and I saw that the cum was come out from the male

penis I didn't know about it and tried to do it myself so awesome to see a picture of come coming out of a dick and think i'm going to do that i'm going to go home and try that myself yeah like you're watching every trick in the book to get a different color liquid to come out um here's okay let me do this for real quick this is a this is just a again a bit of a different genre this is watching movie during pregnancy i am six month pregnant oh yeah i have a doubt that is it safe to watch movies during six month of pregnancy and IMAX. There was one of those that I saw, too, that was like,

I love to watch horror movies, but is it okay to watch horror movies if I'm pregnant? It's so awesome to be, like, so concerned about your baby that you think, like, an IMAX movie is going to cause a miscarriage because it's just too cool. There are so many awful ones on here, just like, why did I have a disgusting period four months into pregnancy? Yeah, miserable. Yeah, that's pretty horrible. Painis problem.

My penis size is. small, only four inch after ready for sex, and scream fast pass in my penis. Is it normal to hear water splash sound? Ask for male, 33 years. Is it normal to hear water splash

sound on stomach when I shake or push little hard my stomach? I am lean, man. If I breathe deeper, I feel water sound on stomach, even after I eat at night. Is water sound on his stomach? Is it normally to hear a water splashing your stomach.

This is a good one. I am Rita sex problem. And then the body of the text is just sex problem dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot I really like the ones that have nothing to do with any medical or anything at all. Yeah. I've been trying to find some of those.

This one is do ghost exist? Respected doctors. I saw a ghost yesterday My question Do ghost exist or it's just my thoughts? I am very sacred Here's another one that doesn't isn't very medical Human beings beauty

Asked for male 24 years In human Which creature is more beautiful Is it man or women Because I have a doubt regarding this so many years The age old question dude It's true It felt like it was going to explode

I have confirmed suspicion to believe my alkaline water was poisoned. I'm wondering if my brother put cortisol in my water because I had been talking about hormones. And since my IQ is like 30 plus points higher than my family, I am the black sheep. I also feel like my younger sister, whom my younger brother has been sleeping with, put estrogen pills into my water.

I started noticing. I had been crying and being way more emotional than normal. My face also started looking more feminine like a pretty boy. Dude, that's actually, if you hate your brother. because he's turned him into a very yeah put it give him cortisol and estrogen yeah but he only drink so alkaline water he'll never he'll never notice he'll never suspect it I think it's his best water yeah he'll think oh that's just the alkaline yeah exactly oh it just tastes good

here's a oh you go ahead okay this is I'm 19 years old and my weight is 48 kilograms as for male 20 years I was shocked by electricity in 2009 now I am very thin and weak you can suggest some good suggestions for my health so that my weight and health are healthy I want to hear more about the electricity show it's electricity in quotes electricity shocked me

here's a now I am thin and weak yeah the electricity made you tiny it's like it's like in Mario cart what do you fucking when the the light man to America this is my amount is debited but not video call asked for

male 36 years not video call with a doctor but amount is debited That sounds like a billing issue for his consultation He's so mad And then Dr. Viji Balakrishnan says

You can inquire about this In customer care options for patients They are so professional I like sucking of penis Is it harmful? I like sucking of is it harmful to my body please tell me this is in regular basis can't stop very crazy it is quiet safe and nothing to worry only care should be taken of hygiene and avoid

multiple unknown partners they're addicted to sucking cock and very crazy and they're very crazy here's uh here's another pinus one pinus size why my penis is so small when i watch porn movies automatically watery comes from my penis, sometimes sperm comes within a second. It's very sad. Negative thoughts. Kill or get killed. Did we read this one? Hold on, hold on. Oh, well. I'm sorry.

With negative thoughts, such as slaughtering terrorism. Can't think in a positive manner. Oh, fuck. This is one, redness and pines. I have redness and pines foreskin from

two days. It pain when contact with Any clause? Any solution for that? Here's one. Here's a short and sweet one called Humiliation Porn. Asked for male 25 years. If I stop humiliation porn to normal porn, I got severe anxiety and depression. Whoa. Humiliation porn is like all that's keeping them grounded. Yeah. It's pretty cool, actually.

The problem is there is no porn that is an humiliation. Yeah, it's all pretty humiliating. I mean, having sex is humiliating. Having sex on camera and not being humiliated. Yeah. You have something wrong with you? Yeah. This is a, there's a little animals in my pads. As for female, 16 years.

So I know this sounds disturbing. But this morning, when I went to wash my pads, there's this very little two black animals coming out. And I'm freaking out right now. Because does this animals come out of my vagina? And from I recall, my vagina were hurting the night before. Please help.

Thanks. Sorry for my bad grammar. So this woman is waking up with animals. No, she doesn't know what animal is also. She's sure it's an animal. Yeah. It's moving. That's all she can say.

That reminds me, that's similar to this other one here. Is it possible for a bed bug? Dot, dot, dot. Sounds like a children's book. My friend didn't want to ask her own doctor, but is it possible a bed bug could go inside a female's private parts.

And the answer is just yes. I like that they're doing the like, I'm asking for a friend. Yeah, that's kind of a website. All right, this is one of my absolute favorites. All right. Hell with me.

Yes, I was hoping you would read this one. How much does it cost to create your clone? And does it have soul in it? Then if your clone will die, does he will suffer in hell? And if 100 of clones of yours is created, then does 100 of you will suffer in hell? And this

response is so fucking unhinged from Dr. Sarkak Charvar Hartsky. Actually, what we do in clone making is take part of your soul by surgery and put it to a person. Then we perform plastic surgery on that person by making him look just like you. So as he shares your soul, so does

he share your destiny. If you have done something to suffer in hell, then definitely your clone, which has a part of your soul, will suffer in hell. It doesn't matter whether you make one clone, a hundred clones, as all of them will have your soul. Health tips, consult me online for further queries and advices on how much clone making will cost you. Wait, is there like a, is there an industry in India for clone making? There is a cloning industry in India.

Yeah. I mean, it's made, it's been made apparent. I mean, I feel like unless anybody has one to top that, that's a good way to stick up. I mean, I feel like we should read. I have two more. All right. I just want to, I've also got a couple of good clothes. I mean, we might as well keep going, right?

Yeah. This one, this one is clear that this guy was like doing something bad with his mouse. A rat bite on my penis. Mouse bite on my penis and it start bleeding. After a while, bleeding stopped. What do I have to do? Do do take, I'm ideobiotics. Pretty good.

And then this one is desire of drinking human blood. but this one also does the like oh it's actually my friend doctor i have a friend called saravava he say he feel like killing people and drinking blood he keeps speaking to himself as though he's speaking to someone next to him he warns people like move away from here i have a problem i will kill you mainly if he keeps someone alone he kills him and drinks their blood doctor let me know the name of this disease yeah all he wants is the name Fuck. Yeah.

My face keeps changing. Every time I look in the mirror, I see a different person somehow. Sometimes it's brilliant. Sometimes it's hideous. I just don't get it. How do I go from Michelangelo's David sculpture to Frankenstein in no more than an hour? But it happens. I just don't get it and it really frustrates me.

Also, every mirror sends a different image. Consult psychiatrist. That's the advice. Jesus. this, dude. So awesome. All these long ones. Here's one.

Mental torture. My son of 12 years age had come across some sexual visual images a few months ago. Now he is suffering mentally, telling that he is getting same postures in his mind with all the known faces of the family members. And his legs are

shivering if he looks at ladies' chest. And so many doubts like this. Can you please help me too? how sounds like a serious problem we need to be on here asking questions dude yeah true you should ask a question right now um anybody have one more we can finish on how about happy doctor's day okay okay ending on a good note i'm thinking here i wish every doctor happy doctor's day you're the ones who save our lives and there for us every sec thanks a lot happy doctor's day happy doctor's day happy doctor's day yeah yeah

Thank you, Pierce, for coming on. Yeah, thank you, Pierce. You're showing us this website. Happy 100, everybody. Happy 100 episodes, everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye.