Podcast About List - UNLOCKED: Premium #116: Yoda de la ghetto

Episode Date: March 2, 2022

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Come here, come there, come here, and let me see your butt. If you are not a premium subscriber, please pause now and purchase a premium membership immediately. I was saying, do it. Do it. Go to the hood, I must. Become ghetto-licious, I will. He's going to become getolicious. That's from our new movie Yoda in the hood.

I thought you said it was Yoda de la ghetto. Oh, yeah, Yoda de la ghetto. Why did you hit ghetto? Why did you say ghetto? It's a French film. Yeah. Oh. Yoda de la ghetto I am.

Jez-s-s-wee. What kind of pants you have on Yoda de la ghetto? Janko. Janko shorts? That'd be cool. Pants on me. Pants on me, they are. Pants on me, they are.

Janko shorts. Me pants on they. Pants. Pants. Yeah. And then what I said was... My big black. ass

that's what you said I didn't say my big black ass you did when did I said that he never said that I don't even do the Yoda voice you do the Yoda voice

you are the voice Yoda Yoda's in here Yoda it's not me you didn't say my big black ass I've been here it's Yoda's in the room Yoda how'd you fit your big black ass

in this room Space car Space Royce Space Royce? Is that a nice car? Does it go to... It's like a Rolls-Royce. If it's a Rolls-Royce, but it's space,

does it even have the stars on the top, or is it something else? Yes. Oh, it does have the stars. It doesn't have, like, grass on the top. I feel like that would make sense. Because when you're in space... That does not.

I think it makes perfect sense. Does it have, like, wheels, or, like, jet boosters, or how is it? Force. Force? Force. Force. Well, you said it was a space,

Boyce. Better that is. Well, that's a different car. That's way, way better that is. I love being in 2003. Yeah, dude. It's so cool.

This is doing Yoda voice. Yeah. Yeah, I miss Yoda. Oh, dude. You know what's great about that? What? It's Grover, too. I can be Grover in the hood.

But Grover doesn't... Same voice. Grover would end up in the hood. Yeah. He'd probably shoot his cannon. too far He'd bring his cannon to the hood Yeah, Super Grover

Well it would be Super Grover First of all Yeah He would be in there And they would help him out Because it's with there There's a monster At the end of this hood

Yeah dude Yeah dude Yeah, dude If we were on new grounds In 2003 There has to have been A Sesame Street in the hood Yes

Yeah you remember Elmo's got a gun That wasn't in the hood though Elma that was No that was like We need to talk about Kevin's style thing No no Elmo's got a gun because the end of the song is like, the, I mean, it's like,

Weird Al didn't do good humor. It's not, it's not Weird Al. It's wrongly attributed to Weird Al. It was a radio DJ. Everything's weird. It was all weird out. It's true. On my mom's iPod, it was Weird AI.

Yeah. Oh, wow. It's an AI that generates parody songs. So it was a radio host. A radio host did that. And then at the end of the song, he does like black voice and is like, You want me to walk through Sesame Street without a bulletproof vest? forget about it.

Whoa. Yeah. Dude, I remember all the words to that. Weird Al wouldn't have done that. I listened to that. Probably, when I was like nine years old,

I heard that more than the Beatles, I think. The hood was a frontier that Weird Al would never Oh, no, he'd never pushed. Yeah, he's a respectable name. Maybe, maybe that you see they're making a movie about a biopic of Weird Al with Daniel Radcliffe playing Weird Al. And I think they might touch on the hood years.

Really? Or he says that he'll never do, he'll never do hood stuff. until white and nerdy because he doesn't want to disrespect that community and then white and nerdy comes along and he gets he gets kind of tempted by the money yeah yeah and so he finally goes into the hood and does ghetto stuff yeah yeah yeah we basically i think we just in the last five minutes did our entire hood era and i think i think our hood and ghetto era might be over i think we're done with the hood i think we had five minutes i think it's good for like yeah at least five minutes and then you kind of

tread into dangerous waters there and you sound like an asshole. You think the hood is dangerous waters? Is that real thing? No, there's no waters in the... See what I mean? Look, we hit six minutes. No, we're at four minutes and 30 seconds.

Well, we were doing it two months before. That fell within... That fell within the purview of hood time. I don't want to see 501. I don't want to see... Your Pat takes it at 501. Shit. Yeah.

Well, we're getting... We got 15 seconds left, Pat. I want a bowl with 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. I know you have something to say in this next 5 seconds. I got all my hood shit out on every other episode. This is your time. Okay, it's over. Okay, we're done.

No more talk about the hood. Okay, so whatever you do. Because it's offensive and we're sorry. Don't say anything about Yoda being in the hood or what he would do in the hood. Or what you would use the force to do in the hood. Do you think he... Of course I am. Hold my lightsaber sideways, I do.

Okay, I got my one. No more talk about what Yoda would wear if he was in the hood. Or how he would address people. He doesn't... Does Yoda wear anything? Is he a robe? He wears a Jedi robe. A Jedi robe?

Is a robe? And what kind of prince is on this road? It's not a chain, but you wear as a necklace, people forget that. There's no, there will be no talk of what Yoda's necklace would have. Yoda's necklace, well, here's what it actually has. It's like, you know, it's like a, have you seen the two Wong Fu? Huh? That movie where Patrick Swayze and John Leguizamo and Wesley Snipes or drag queens?

No, no. I think it's too. Sounds really hot. Tuang Fu and thank you for, I don't remember. Thank you for smoking? I think in that movie, one of them has like a turd on a necklace. Whoa. But Yoda has his semen in a necklace just in case he wants to make another Yoda.

And there will be no, we will not talk about what it would be like if Yoda was having a child in the hood. If Yoda was making a baby in the hood or having sex in the hood, we can't talk about it. Caleb and I are shaking in our chairs. There's nothing to be sad about the kind of girl that Yoda would be having a baby within the hood. The adult. Mm-hmm. And that's it. yaddle. There's no

suffix at the end that goes on for a while. Just yaddle. Okay? We're done. We're done with Yoda in the hood. I'm making an executive decision as one of the three executives. Yeah. It's over. Nobody wants to hear about what kind of hood

shit. Nobody wants to hear Yoda's freestyle that he does on the corner of the street in the hood. Nobody wants to hear that. No, it's not for you. It's not. Nobody wants to hear I remember you was conflicted. Okay. Okay. All right. I think you said it right.

Remember you was conflicted, I do. That's better. Yeah. But we're done. No, we're done. We're done. What is everyone been up to? We just got back from Los Angeles.

Mm-hmm. It sucked. I like it. I can't even... I actually like L.A. now. I like... The first time I ever went there was to film the Patrick Goes to Jolly Bee, and I slept in the trash. That's it.

This was a big upgrade for you. Yeah. Yeah. I got to sleep. I only slept on the floor one time because I wanted to, you know, give your brother a couch. He slept on the floor, and my brother, I thought... At one point, Pat started snoring so bad that my brother left the house for two hours at like five in the morning. I wish I could have done that. He slept in his car for a little bit.

It's pretty cool, yeah. That's how bad my snoring. Your snoring's horrible, dude. You were one of the worst snorers I've ever seen. You beat Pete, dude. You beat my grandpa, yeah. I really got to get that sleep apnea mask. My ex would be so scared that I would choke in my sleep.

You sound like you're constantly choking in your sleep. Do I? Yeah. it's horrible that's not my problem if I die I die that's damn he's living on the edge whoa

if I die in my sleep at least I'm having like a crazy dream yeah if I die in my sleep and I don't even know about it I don't care if it's completely painless I'm having crazy ass dream

where I'm having crazy sex I'm getting choked by a bug queen whoa you get choked by the bug queen the runescape I've been having crazy dreams oh yeah

yeah I had this dream the other night that I was this is a very very like like revealing dream of the kind of stress that I have in my brain. Most of the time I had a dream that I was on a plane and the plane started to take off

and it like couldn't finish the take off and it crashed and like exploded and I was fine. Like I got out of the plane crash and I walked back to the airport and I walked out of like the like security thing you can't go back into

and then I was talking to somebody I was like yeah I was just on a flight that like crashed like can I get my money back and they were like no after you leave the airport you can't come back in to get your money back and I was like oh! Oh, no. I had a weird dream last night.

It's a sexual dream. Nah. Shut it down. Who was the victim? Victim. Come on, man. Or the other. Who was the...

Who was your lucky target? The whole dream was that I was about to hook up with Fran Dresher, but I couldn't because Whoopi Goldberg was coming over. We were supposed to have a dinner party. We may have misjudged him. He might be in the old. stinky grannies. Are you?

He might be a tomb raider. No. Are you into old, stinky? If it makes you stop calling me a pet. Sloppy. The opposite of a cradle center is a tomb raider. You could go both ways. But it was like nanny friendress.

You're a crypt defiler. I was in the 90s. You were in the 90s? So I was a baby. So yeah, it happened in 97 and I was a baby. Is she old then, too? No. I don't even know.

Frang Drescher on the nanny? I don't know who that is, man. She goes, ha! That lady? She laughs like that. French Montana? The fuck is it? Yeah.

You know she'd be sipping the Hennessy. She would. Oh, dude, we kind of knew an Uber to Rex's place that was like... Stop messing with that desk. All right. All right. If you don't want me to tell us. Okay, we got into an Uber that was like this...

Like a 45-minute Uber. Like, with this like 50-year-old, like, cinnified. like older black dude and he was just telling us about like Scorsesee movies and stuff I recommended Mean Streets to him but he held out until the end that he was whose brother

Oh Cali Swag District He was the guy from Cali Swag District's stepbrother Yeah wow Or half brother or something And he held that the entire time If I was an Uber driver I'm leading with that Every time someone comes in I'm playing like Teach me how to Dougie in the car

And being like Guess who's stepbrother this is Mine That'd be cool if that was your stepbrother It'd be cool if my parents got divorced And I had more brothers And sisters You had the entire Cali Swag District

And the pack I don't want my parents to get divorced But if that means two Christmases And the present is They can just adopt If you want extra brothers More brothers and sisters That is the ultimate gift

Yeah The ultimate gift is if your Playtime Is if your parents divorced and then your dad marries somebody who has a hot daughter your same age and then you can fall in love with your sister no the ultimate is that's one of god's great gifts that's happened to people ultimate happens people all the time i heard us i don't remember i think it happened when i was home i heard somebody tell me that they like that's actually like one of the leading causes of love in the

united states that the plot of clueless i heard somebody i know that's the plot of a lot of movies Yeah, many films. Many films I've consumed. Many a day at the cinema. Oh, remember we were in Tampa, we walked past that fucking... When we were in Tampa, we were walking around because we didn't want to take Uber's places, and that's a place you're not supposed to walk at all. But we literally, from our, like, our shitty, like, econological, we were walking to a Waffle House,

and we passed by three different, like, adult video centers. And I, like, when I looked up the route to walk there, I was like, we're going to walk by into like an adult film center or whatever. And the one that I saw we were going to walk by, we didn't even walk by that one. We walked by three different ones. So there was another one that we could have walked by.

They still exist in the South because they can afford rent. It's crazy. When my friend turned 18, he turned 18, like, right around Halloween. And so on Halloween, he was, like, dressed up as a ghost. And he, like, we were,

he was like, let's go into the adult, like, the adult movie thing. And I wasn't old enough, but he was like, let's go to the adult movie thing. I'll run around like a ghost. And so he's just going to get cummed on.

Yeah. I mean, it was cool. I know. Yeah. You're just like a float in. In there, it's not a ghost. It's just a rag. He walked in dressed up as like a sheet ghost.

And there's like a there's like a decompression chamber where they have to like check your ID and like let you in. And so he did that. He like gave the guy's ID. And then he goes in and he just ran around the video store like knocking videos off saying boo, boo, boo, I'm a ghost. And then he came back out. And then we got like a mile down the road.

He was like, oh, shit, I forgot my wallet in there. So then he had to go back dress as a ghost still and be like, hey, I left my wallet on the ground. Yeah. We also walked by a porno theater, like a porn movie theater. And we saw somebody going in there at like noon. We made a joke. We saw him driving by and he was like, oh, this guy's going to the porn theater. And then he just pulled into the porno theater.

And I was like, oh, fuck. In a place as small as like. Oh, there was a, like a bar attack. attached to it, too, which is the most fucked up thing. You need the, no, you need the... It was a bar that had, like, it was like an arcade or something. It was a barcade attached to the porno theater. That's what you need the plausible denial.

It needs to be porno theater and, like, Hallmark store. We were talking about, like, imagine, like, going there for the barcade and you're, like, whatever, like, midnight the movie gets out, and, like, it just fills with, like, 50-year-old. You're like, oh, fuck. They all walk up to you. Like, hey, I got next. They're tapping you on their shoulder. They got sticky fingers.

They're walking up to you and they're asking. if you can point them where the water is because they're so dehydrated. Can you pull my quarters apart so I can play a game? Yeah, just like imagining the flood of them

coming back into the bar after the movie end. It would be a flood. Yeah, probably just busting open like the shining. They're schlepping. It sounds like they're walking through a snowstorm.

They got their galoshes on. Oh, hell no. Not for me. No way. That's so nasty. I would go to a point there. I would never. They probably smell good.

Yeah. Probably smells like Nag Champa. Oh, my God. It smells like spring. Is it just for guys who just can't figure out to open the Internet Explorer? I think it's guys who are afraid of Internet Explorer. Well, it's probably guys who are married, right?

Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's guys who are married. Guys who are married and got the computer taken away. I mean, also, like, if you're homeless, like not too many places to hang out in Tampa, I think, if you're home was.

That's true. Applebee's, remember you saw that guy sticking in front of Applebee's? Oh, yeah. Oh, he was sticking. Someone was sticking? Oh, he really was. Yeah, he was sticking right now? It was sticking right then.

What did he say? He was sticking. I don't remember. He was just going like, like right in front of the door. He was sticking, stick. You got to show him our Vax card and IDs. Yeah.

I think, I guess it's for, you ever go to a guy's someone's house? I went to someone's house recently and they don't have a lock on the bathroom door. Oh. You're just like, how do you jack off in this goddamn hellhole bathroom? Right.

You have your fucking, it's like one of those like, like stay out of the cone of vision of the teachers like flash games but you usually just walk around just throwing open like kicking down bathroom doors i go to take shits and pisses yeah don't knock you don't knock though that's what i'm saying why not why wouldn't you know you're supposed to put a lock on a bathroom door i might my my my family's bathroom door was broken like my entire my entire childhood you still don't have a lock on your your your door at your your it was your house yeah i know he's talking about your parents i'm talking about a different I went recently...

That's why you were having trouble checking off in there. He didn't want to tell you. I thought it would be rude. I went recently to a... Name names. Whose house? Where's her address?

I went to Bulbop grill. Uh-huh. Okay. And they have a code. They have a code for the bathroom door, but they'll lock on it. Okay, well, yeah, if it's like a restaurant or something, yeah, you need a lock.

So I asked the lady, I was like, hey, can you open the door? And she was like, sure. And she goes over and she put punches in the code. And then she opened it like this, like presenting it to me. And in there, there was just a woman taking a shit

everybody just screamed and then I saw the lady when she came out she didn't look happy no I can imagine yeah that happened to me you ever like think that it's worse

is a lock that's like not heavy enough so when you twist it you think it's locked but it's not having me at that fucking that breakfast spot that we went to

with a big RBG mural hell yeah you know what sucks even more than that is when there's a lock but it doesn't like go like you have to like you can tell

there you can tell there's some trick that you have to like push the door and or pull it or something while he's doing the lock but you have to go to the bathroom so bad you can't just like hang out and we went to a Korean pool hall that had no door or toilet oh you know what it was that's sick and the guy who worked there sat right next to the bathroom yeah no they had a door but the door was the door stopper was drilled in front of the door so it would just stay open so there was a door that said

bathroom but you couldn't open the door like it opened up until the door stop it was cool I thought it was a very good design the Fung Shui in that place Yeah, no. If you're, I mean you're, you know, it keeps all the girls at. That's true. Yeah. It was a serious. Unless I mean, this is supposed to, unless the guy wants

girls to come in so he can just keep poking his head around the corner. Yeah, yeah. Being the kind of pervert where you want to see girls going to the bathroom is so funny. Yeah, Chuck Berry. That's just, that's disgusting. No, he wanted to go to the bathroom on the girls. Well, he put cameras in his bathroom in his restaurant.

Oh, yeah. That's always the funny, like, like, like yeah, you're going to put cameras in the bathroom. Why do you want to see them? Yeah. So you can hear them far, yeah. So you can hear them farting and shooting out poop. Guys like poop and farts and piss. Maybe you do. Maybe you. I hate pooping

and... Why are you saying it like that? I hate poop and parts and pisses. I hate that stinky crap. You like it, don't you? Nope. Never seen it. If you did. If you did, that would really change our friendship. If I got shit on all the time? Yeah, if you were like, if you were like a like Paul Giamati and Billy's and you got pissed on your chest and stuff. I don't like, I don't like, I

It would cast a really negative light on the past, like, three years I've known you where you talk about poop every day. If I found out you were getting, like, sexual pleasure from it the whole time. No, I'm so disgusted by poop. You have to stop. I don't know how to say that in it. Say it serious. I'm so disgusted by poop. Is that, why is that not believable?

That's not believable. The thought of poop is repulsive to me. You're doing like DreamWork's face when you say it. No, I'm not. I'm not It's disgusting You're saying it like Mega Mind Stop saying it like Mega Mind

I hate poop with corn In it Poop with corn in it It's bad What about red peppers There's not red peppers and poop You can get red pepper Yeah I've seen a red pepper

Yeah you can get red pepper I'm looking at your shit Actually I look at my shit Every single time You guys look at you You just start Why are you guys looking at your shit? I looked at the shit that I took yesterday

And it was like I knew it was really bad, but I looked at it before I wiped just to get an idea so that I wouldn't cover it with toilet paper so that I like, I get a survey of my shit. And it looked like, you know, when you, in a porta potty, how everything just sits on the top of the water, it was exactly like that. It was completely, like, rim to rim, just covering the complete toilet. Why are you burping? What? That is really nasty. It was a heave. It was cool. It looked like there was like a, uh, it looked like there was a brown. This is too much. You know what it was? I saw a gross video

again and it's like been it's been affecting me what was the video I told Cameron about it but there's like a it was like don't make him talk it's just it's just gross oh it's not funny yeah

it was it's funny for the end part of it the end part of it but most of it is just like a shock value video somebody like reposted something that was like it was like a trailer for like a porno video and they were like damn what the fuck is this you know like you know those videos just come to me

yeah and uh yeah somebody that's a one way to put it yeah no it's not that i have it's not it's not it's not the other way around you don't come to them it's not like we have a friend who sends those videos to us yeah but um yeah it was like uh there it was a uh a woman in a glory hole potty and there's a poop that falls down on her it that's funny it's pretty funny but the video itself because it's like It's shot like Texas chainsaw. It looks really gross. And then the last shot of the whole trailer is like a whole human head up a woman's ass.

Whoa. Uh-huh. Do they do an inside camera like a-no? Like 127 hours? I'm sure. I'm sure they get an after shot, but that would like literally like... Can you imagine what that feels like for both parties? Yeah.

That's nice. Do you like... wearing someone like a helmet? Do you like hold your breath? You'd have to You can't breathe in someone's assay. Yeah, there's not air in there. Also, like, you can't stretch the atmosphere.

You get like a reverse snorkel that points down. Well, it's like having your... Stop. What? A snorkel? No, I'm... God damn. What? Wait, stop it. Why are you lurching?

Why is that making me kind of... It would be, I mean... I have such a high tolerance for stuff. I have such a high tolerance for shit, but this is like... like genuinely affected me. It probably be like, like having like, Pat, I want to look at me. I mean, it'd probably just be like having like your head in a grocery bag made a pork. Gross.

Imagine trying to take a breath and like a grocery bag. The lining of the person's asshole like sucks up to your mouth. Uh, yeah. Well, Julie, it's your fault. that I'm dry heaving. So if you're listening to this, don't... That's the name of the woman

who had the thing in her head. Yeah. Yeah. At least you wouldn't be able to see anything. That's true. You wouldn't know that you were in a person's asshole. You would not be able to see how much poop was in there.

You would think you were stuck in a balloon. If you woke up in a butt, saw style. It's getting stuck in a balloon. It's like stuck in a balloon. Yeah. It's like really, really tight down here. It's what? It's like you look like the airheads.

person. Did you say wake up in a butthole saw style? You wake up and it's like

hello. I can't hear I think you're saying. Yeah, they just die in 30 seconds. Yeah. Your only goal

is get out of the right. Well, okay. So the person you have to feed the person

who's but your inside laxatives fast enough that they poop out you would probably be

the person who woke up with a dead person's head in your ass Yeah, and then you have to eat the... You have to eat to poop them out.

You have to eat a bunch of prunes. I don't like prunes gave you enough shitting power to poop out of human head. Yeah, you might need to give yourself... What? Any Mediterranean food. True. Yeah. Dude, I leave Zatar.

A freaking Taco Bell. Yeah. Damn. Hey, freaking Taco Bell spicy food. I eat the falafel at Zatar. Great. I mean, you know, no disrespect to Zatar, but I eat the falafel there. It comes...

It goes in smelling the same way it comes out. I went to Arby's the other day. Oh, geez. So good. Really? Nope. The other day when I was leaving town yesterday, grab some Arby's. It would be like being inside an Arby's sandwich.

It would feel exactly like that's cold processed meat. Yeah. And in a juo. Sources. Yeah. Yeah. Horsy sauce. Yeah.

Arby's red sauce. Curly fries. Yep. Curly fries hitting you in the eyeball. Oh, remember they had the curly fry vodka? No. Arbys came out with a curly fries vodka. What does that mean?

That's not a curly fries. I don't know my god damn business. That sounds atrociously awful. But I think Arby's keeps, I think Arby's comes correct most of the time. I think Arby's is very strong. Yeah, no, I think everybody hates Arby's for no reason. Just get the beef sandwiches. The sandwiches, I think, are kind of gross, but I like their fries.

The fries are crazy. The sandwiches, and I've eaten a bunch of, like, I'm not saying they're gross, like I wouldn't eat them. I just think as fast food sandwiches go, they're not very good. I'd rather eat something fried. There's so much more normal than, like, a McDonald's ham. hamburger, though. Yeah. It does. I don't go to a fast food place to get like a normal sandwich. I go there and I'm like, I'm healthy. Horsi sauce is just mayonnaise and horseradish and it's good.

Yeah, exactly. I like horsy sauce. Horses sauce. I've like horse rata. I've liked horseradish ever since I did, I did a Passover Seder one time and they gave me horseradish and beats. Yeah, and I said, I literally got up on top of the table. I'd pass over Sater. I said horse These bidders are bussing. You did that like Tom Cruise with Katie Holmes. You got up on there. I said, I love this. I love this.

I love this. It was cool. I made a sandwich the other day. I bought a thing of horseradish and beets. Did your older brother ever tell you that Manwitch had human meat in it? Never. I didn't eat sloppy Joe's until I was like 15. Speaking of human meat, I got to show you guys my new favorite video.

I saw it. Did you see it? Yeah, with the human hand? Yeah, did you like it? Let me pull it up. Hold up. This video is so good. He really grossed me out.

Really? It's so funny. The hand part really grossed me out. It's just like a... I know, but it just looked to me. We're talking about a lot of really gross videos today. And that's what gets... But that's what gets Caleb

is the hand. Yeah, I'm sure Caleb saw this video I saw. I'll watch any duky shitting pisser vomit movie. Yeah. But I don't like gore. No, it's not gore. It's just the head of the ass is just too much. No, but I don't like gore.

That's not. This is not even really gore. I hate watching... Well, what about donkey hit by train Pakistan? Well, that's not even gore. That's like... It's a firework. That's nothing to me.

And it's not even... He doesn't even get hurt. All right, here's a video called Human Meat and New York Restaurant. You won't believe this. Where is this news channel based out of? Well, I'm going to hold the mic up to a computer speaker. But it says it's a woman green screened into a news studio that says Clearview TV news.

Must be in Clearview, Florida. Probably. It must be. I think it's from the big monitor. It's up. It's up all the way. All right. Well, I'll just say everything she says. Yeah. So what is a human hand, flesh, New York City. See, that's gross looking.

Here, I'll pull it up on my phone. Then I'll be able to actually hold it up to the speaker. Disgusting looking to me. No, this is normal. That's not normal. That's not a real human hand. I know it's not, but it grosses me out to think that it grosses you out. Because I don't like meat. You like meat.

You like meat. Raw meat disgust me. I saw you eat a burger. I like the taste of meat, but raw meat is really grossing it. Actually, you know what? We went to a burger place. Here's a video. Okay.

You got a keynote bowl. We've got a keynote. A new York City has received approval as the United States Fest license it tree. To serve human flesh and its menu. Restaurants simply called Skin received a license after petition in the state and federal government overlaws against cannibalism. Restaurant's owner, Mario Dossi, a four-star Michelin chief, fed, and we quote, as a spec chief. We are at the top of the food chain, and the only meat left to tackle was other friends. I looked at this ribcade.

That would be, that's like Shaquillo-Neal's ribs. That's a huge guy. So it's a cow's ribs. It's like the size of a cow. You know people always say that he was tastes like pig, like, port? Who decided this? People who ate it in colonial times?

Who's eating eight people? Cannibals? Who's doing all this cannibalism? The Donner Party. What's that? Check out that little musical called Cannibal. The musical written by Tray, Parker, and Matt Stone. This is the best part.

I don't think I will. We have to keep meticulous records, and there is a lot of people who, someone has to fill out before they die and before they can be eaten we do pay handsomely for body donations though and the money can be used for anything since funeral expenses become zero when you donate your body to be eaten does he says that there are plenty of dishes on the menu that do not include human meat but those leery of the process should not order at all according to dussey just like on those packages of candies with allergy warnings that say the machines also are used

to make items with nuts utensils are also used to cook human meat so don't come and if you are not down with what we do so do not come if you're not down with what we do. I think that's fair yeah I don't know

like have you ever seen that picture that is like sometime during some famine some people are like selling their kids meat? No it's pretty cool. If you've seen that picture and it's a pretty cool photo it's like that baby and it's screaming and it says get to the choppa that is that one's funny that says i like waffles with the same baby but he's not he's he's out of his fatigues yeah

have you seen the one where it's like um it's like good guy gregg yeah and it has words on the top and the bottom yeah damn that one's funny i don't think i could eat a person i don't think i could eat any raw meat ever i don't you ate sushi i saw you eat sushi but those are different fun colors yeah it's true i just I just proved Caleb wrong with logic. Would you eat kidneys? Have you guys ever had liver? I've been meaning to.

It's so weird tasting. I've been meaning to eat like a, like, yeah, I've been meaning to eat a giant chocolate bar. Yeah. Yeah, or a feast made of candy. Where would you even get a feast made of candy? Oh, my God. You're putting some crazy ideas on my name. I can't drop the name of the restaurant because I don't want, I need to be able to get a reservation.

That's ice cream stop. It's not JP Lick. Okay Don't ask me to give any more information About this candy factory I mean We need to do a A pod trip to Hershey, Illinois

Yo It's Pennsylvania Yeah Home of the Ocean Blue We should just do a series Where we get to go to every candy factory in America Okay Yeah

We should do our art No I would hate that I hate that I hate that we're from The candy Tasted good And the candy was delicious. Years later, they produced a chocolate bar that tasted delicious to me.

And what do you have to say about reports that you make one of the best candy bars in the world? Doing like, framing it is like a true crime thing. Yeah, yeah. A girl, we heard a girl went missing at the Hershey's factory. We'll have to taste every kiss to make sure none of them have any flesh. We sat down with a fat guy to hear what he thinks about Hershey's chocolate. Yeah, basically it's one of my favorite. Foods.

Yeah, he's a whole time. Oh, they fit me all the food of the fact. And do you have any Hershey's with you now, sir? Yes. And could I have a bite? Yes. And would you consider Hershey's chocolate bars to be brown?

Brown. Mm. Mm. Very interesting, indeed. My name is... Back to you, Caleb, with your chocolate bar. My name is Chocolate Hershey. That's good.

That's my full name is Chocolate. Hershey. His name is Chocolate Hershey? And he sounds like that? It sounds like that. It kind of sounds like post-stroke Cleveland.

Oh, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? We sat down with Meatwad to see if he likes chocolate. I love chocolate.

Oh, I love chocolate. Oh, chocolate is so good. Of course I love chocolate. Damn, I love that shit. We sat down with Yoda. De La Ghetto. No. We didn't sit down.

We didn't sit down. It's just normal Yoda. This just in, Yoda De La Ghetto has been shot outside the her chiencary for trying to steal all the candy. No. To feed his family. There we go. That's what I like to hear.

And we don't want to hear what his family would be like. We don't want like some kind of club style situation. Yeah, we don't want him to dress up. as every member of his family. We don't. And we don't want to hear and we do not, we absolutely definitely 100% do not want to hear about what happened

on their road trip to the Hershey's factory. We don't want 90 minutes of that. That can't make $5 million at the box office and be blacklisted from Hollywood. I don't want to see there. yet are we? I don't want to see it. That's the last movie that... That's the last movie I want to see.

Is there yet are we two? I just don't want to see it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go to the Hershey factory, though. I think it won't... Well, I want to go to Hershey Park. I mean, we really should just be going at a bunch of

different places all the time. Yeah. Man, what if there was a way... So true. What if there's a way for us to go to a bunch of different places? I can't get out of my house. Yeah. The door's locked. There was a cool way.

I'm in bed because I'm tired. Millian different places. What are you trying to do? Yeah, what are you doing? Carpet. Oh. Look behind you, Cameron. No shot.

It's not magic. Fuck. Well, all we got to do is find a genie. A magic one's in the other room. Fetched. Yeah. He got mixed up. Our magic carpets?

This one's magic. You can pee on it. Don't smell. Not all magic carpets are magic that they fly That's just one of them One time You can pee on it And I can't smell it

My girlfriend can One time my little brother just dropped trow in our We had a basement It was like unfinished You know like concrete floor Oongrete floor One time he just dropped trow pissed on the concrete And let it dry

Yeah Didn't you tell me that you were putting nasty water all over a concrete floor Oh well I was empty You had a fire in there You're your family's obsessed with doing stuff to the floor. He loves sleeping on the floor. Yeah. This is all making sense.

Did you, like, did you have a traumatic experience when you slept on the floor and your brother peed on you on the floor? Did you have a, make you want to sleep on the floor? I had a traumatic experience with a reclining chair. I bet he had, like, a, like, a very young, like, an early life sexual experience with a floor. Yeah. Where he was, like, fucking, he was, like, rubbing his dick against the floor. and that's why he's so attached to it. Something outside.

There's some kind of music. It's New York, baby. It's the music of the street. And we don't want to hear about Yoda's music of the street. Ever tell you about the reclining chair incident? I had when I was five. Probably. It's probably like one of those horrible, like, family group chat stories.

Yeah, I know. You could kind of hear me and Caleb both go. Don't make this into the reclining. Okay, let me do, let me ask some questions. Okay, does something scary happen? Something scary happen to me. Okay, does something crazy happen? Yeah.

Did somebody get in trouble? Yeah. Does it involve your family? Uh-huh. If you answered yes to all four of these questions, you should not tell the story. Really? No, tell the story. No, I can just sum it up.

I got my head stuck in a reclining chair when I was fine. Okay, this one sounds good. I feel bad now. How did you get your head stuck? Yeah, okay, go, just run it. So I thought there was something under the chair. I thought there was like an action figure or something like a, you know like the little toy guns that come with the Star Wars guys? No, but I can imagine.

So we were always losing those. So I thought I found one. I put my head under to try and get it with your mouth. And my hand under the, you know, like the, you know how it's got like that system of, uh, you pull the lever and then the chair goes up. Yeah, they're terrifying. Yeah. That's like getting caught in like a roller coaster. It's like getting caught in big shanderingering.

I got my head stuck between the bar somehow. Like getting sucked into a lathe. Yeah. Yeah, I got my head stuck in between it. Couldn't get my head out. And I was stuck under there for probably like 30 minutes trying to like call my mom to get like help. And my little brother was jumping on the couch. So like every time you would jump, the bars were like clothes in and out on my like cheat.

Whoa. Damn. And. So you were without oxygen to your brain for an extended period of time. No, I wasn't without oxygen, but my mom reduced. My mom severely reduced. Severely reduced. And with machinery hitting your head.

So there might be some kind of permanent damage. My mom freaked the fuck out and told me I could have been decapitated. I was like, well... That would be kind of funny. Probably could have been. My dad knew a guy got to get to decapitated. Yeah? Stuck his head out of a bus and a tunnel chopped his head off.

Your dad did? Yeah, my dad did that and he died. Well, he survived. That happened to me, too. He just glued his head back on. Yeah, they just stitched it back on. I got decapitated, but my head bounced back on. Yeah.

It healed back backwards now. There was a guy who did, he did like, he watched like, like fucking a thousand decapitations and just like made notes about like how much that people blinked and shit I was like that's a pretty cool job what there was a guy what are you talking about what does that mean the scientist there was a guy who watched a thousand decapitations he was a scientist he was a teenager in Illinois he was on assignment I don't understand the premise of the he's like French Revolution he was a scientist he wanted to study how their heads what happens after he was in the French Revolution he was a guy you were just you were

being unhelpful right now. You know exactly what I'm talking about. It was a she. There's a scientist during the French Revolution. See, that's what I'm saying. You introduced this by saying there was a guy who watched a thousand expectations. It doesn't matter what he, what his job is.

It was a she. It doesn't matter. He watched it, he made notes. And he said that everybody, he said that everybody, uh, he would tell them like, once your head gets chopped off, can you like stick your tongue out or something? And then they would. And they'd be like, okay, word. It was a she and it was a lead singer of the yeah, yeah, yes.

I don't know what I'm talking. Heads will roll. What? No, I don't... You don't remember that song. Yes, I do. I listened to it earlier. It's over.

How old were you when that song came out? It's done. Remember that one? It's over. From Project X? It's done. Your corduroys are folded, so it looks like you have a very wide boner. Yeah.

There's an episode of curb. Is it? Yeah, it's probably one of the first or second episodes. This is your boner, this is your episode where you have a boner. Cameron's trying to lick it. Okay. So if it's not your boner, I'll test it with your mouth. Fine. If it's not your boner, let me just stick my hands in both your pockets and find the real one.

I have a penile excavatum. I pushed it in. What? Penile excat. Oh, could you pull it out like a sword? If you pull it out, it's caronautom. Did you know there was a guy who looked at 1,000 boners to see what the science was of them? Yeah, I believe that. It was you. It was you.

That's why you believe it. It wasn't me. Yeah, it was me. It was, yeah. That's why you pricked up. I've probably honestly, through my life. I've seen a thousand, I guess, not in person, but if we're kind of pictures and videos, I've seen a thousand boers, I've seen, probably at least a thousand donors. I've probably seen more than that.

Over my whole life, a thousand? That's nothing. Nobody knew, like, I would be probably knew what boners were until I came on the scene. 150 years ago, 150 years ago, I might be the guy in the world who's seen the most penises ever. You could probably, probably any person in the world right now, if you sent them back. be the number one all-time guy who saw the most penises. They probably didn't even know what they...

Everybody just thought everybody's penis looked like theirs. They don't know about mushrooms. The thing is, though, if you went back in time and tried to get like a Guinness World record for that or something, they'd probably just kill you. Definitely. Guinness World Record for like World's Biggest penis and still. They wouldn't even like ask you, like, they wouldn't even try to check if you really were. Just for claiming to be that, they would just immediately kill you.

Yeah, absolutely. Trying to start Guinness World for Burt. entire wing of Guinness World Records that was just a honeypot for people who had seen a lot of penises. I also think you were doing Guinness World Records for biggest penis back in the 70s

because I feel like back in the 70s biggest penis probably like... No, that was awesome back then. Six inches. No, that was pre-microplastics. No, yeah, that was back then biggest one was like six feet long. They didn't have microplastics.

Everybody had a huge chalk, man. Yeah, that was when... We got fucked by Teflon. You know, you know what? If Ron Jeremy that piece of shit Had that hog Ron Jeremy would have been

laughed out of the He should have been rolled down Out of the penis club In caveman times I think that should be his I think that should be one of his The terms of his sentence What should?

Rolled down a hill and a tire Because it would be funny to watch That freak would probably like that He'd probably fuck the tire While he's rolling down That's the problem with him Any punishment It'll just fuck it

Yeah Yeah It's true lethal injection he's going to lethally inject it into his own mouth you know he can suck his own lethal injection needle he could he could it's pretty impressive yeah that's how he got hired

in the business man he always looked like shit too you ever seen like a picture of him young I've seen every single photo of him every photo ever taken around Jeremy every video I've seen every last one is all just sitting in my head

I think they said the the CIA should hire him as like an executioner like how they like hire like Nazi scientists and stuff and just have him kill people yeah let's have him be like an old fat like this chop people's heads off that'd be cool I think that would be said I think you'd do really well under like a black hood yeah it would suck if you're like you're about to get your head chopped I did I purposely didn't say anything any last words yeah you see his dick in his pants

yeah oh he's so hard too he's hard all the time that scene where he gets the fuck shot out of him in boondock's hands pretty good In the whole movie, pretty good. Boondock Saints. I think, wait, I have my Boondock Saints shirt on. Are you wearing it? I think so. Wait, maybe I'm...

You're wearing it because you said that you never wear it. No, no, I wore it yesterday. Yeah, he talked about it in L.A. Because we were talking about how I have to get rid of so many clothes. And he said that the lady's like, oh, yeah, no, I never wear it. It's like, I would wear that shit every fucking day. And he's over here just like... But you dress...

You wear funny stuff. It's on my toe. It's just my slipper. You like... You like wearing really funny shirts. I don't wear a lot of really funny shirts. He's a funny shirt guy. Yeah.

He likes funny shirts. It's important. It's important. You're saying that to get me to remove stuff. No. All your clothes are funny right now that you have on. But keep them on. Yeah.

Keep your clothes on. It's important to grow out of being a funny shirt person. Unless you're, I think Patrick, it works for him. Yeah. Because he has a funny shirt personality. Yeah. He just want me to kill myself.

Well, a funny shirt can come in a lot of different forms, right? Because it can be like a snorgety type thing. Or it can be something ironic that, you know, like, or whatever. It's not something you really like or whatever. Or it can just be something that looks like what a clown would wear. Don't wear a lot of stuff the clowns you wear. You should get a shirt that says, I'm chugie. I would, too.

You would literally. He would pay $89.99 for a shirt that said, I'm chugie with it. Yeah. I think you would probably spend like $60 on a shirt that had a picture of Mickey Mouse and said Chugie Normie's back off. I would pay, I mean, it depends on how old the Mickey Mouse shirt is. It's one day old.

It's one day old, but it's listed on Deepup as being 70 years old. It's one day old and Ben Mora put a sticker on it that says Chuggy Life. Would you buy it? Maybe. Yeah, you would. Honestly, just to support my friend. Yeah, that's very sweet of you. Yeah, I'd probably buy it too.

I am wearing one of the Ben's shirts under this. I am wearing the Wikipedia editor-in-chief shirt under this shirt. So, nice. See, you like shirts. Yeah, shirts are cool. I only have like six shirts right now. They suck. Every last film is terrible.

You can go, you can come to my closet. You can come take some stuff. I would love to say, yeah, I sit here talking shit about funny shirts, but I just only wear just stupid band shirts. And that's, I need to grow out of that pretty soon, I think. When are you going to move in the, you don't have to grow out of it. I don't think you can be, like, in your late 20s and wear just band shirts. Like, I think once, I think I have a few more years left of wearing band shirts,

and then I just have to be, like, I have to dress like an office worker. There is a point where you have to stop caring about swag. Yeah. Yeah. You can't be trying to, yeah. You can't be trying to be swag. I think, I think once I'm 28, I got to stop. Once you're 28, you got to stop caring about swag.

Yeah, completely. You literally just have to dress like a normal guy for us your life. Yeah. If you try to dress cool and you're that old, like, you should be, you should be dead. Well, no, I think you just evolve it. You evolve the swag into grown man swag? Yeah, you start wearing, like, shoes made out of leather. And like, like, uh, that's not swag.

That's class. Yeah. Exactly. It's not, swag is evolved class or class. So you want to turn your chuggy swag into normie class. Yeah. Maybe. Patrick's going to turn 28 and a.

immediately start dressing like one of like a like uh like one of those guys that like the people always post it's like a a dominator on tumbler who's like dressed in like do you have you seen those gifts of the guy the people who go like yeah like the guys who point the finger yeah like like a like a blue dress shirt but a vest with it yeah exactly the worst the worst possible combination of clothes blue shirt black vest black tie yeah yeah and they like make those TikTok videos where they're like, you here now. They're like, I'm going to be your worst sexual nightmare

baby. Exactly. My cum is poisonous. They're like also wearing a bowler hat. They're wearing a bowler hat and a filter that gives them fangs in red eyes. And they're just like, it's like, I have done a lot of thinking about this. I do think no matter what age I am or what tooth I lose, if I lose a tooth, I will be getting a gold tooth.

Oh, me too. I'll replace it. Yeah. Me too. Absolutely. You got to do it. I had a silver. I had a silver crown when I was in the third grade. It would look so fucked up if I just, like, on my chip teeth, I just filled in the blank space with, like, just a little bit of gold. Yeah. That'd be funny. I don't get a diamond in one of my teeth.

Yeah, I want to get a computer in my teeth. I think I might get a tooth tattoo. I think I'm going to get a car stuck in my mouth. Yeah. It's going to be cool. Yeah. But if you shave all your teeth down, so it looks like a Lamborghini. You know, when you see a guy, the worst is...

The outline of a Lamborghini. Oh, that would be sick. So every time that you close your mouth, it's a perfect laser-graved Lamborghini. And you can eat Lamborghini-shaped foods. when your mouth is closed. Recently, I've been... It's like that show a hole in the wall. You can eat Lamborghini.

That's my superpower. I can eat Lamborghinny dippers with my mouth closed. Swedish Lamborghinis. That's what I've been eaten. I like... Or anything smaller than a Lamborghini-shaped food. Yeah. Recently I've been meeting too many...

I can smoke 50 cigarettes through the whole MIT. I've been meeting too many like 30-year-olds where like they look, they dress like blady and then you ask them how old they are and they say they're like 35 yeah and you're like it's dangerous that's man i'm gonna well they look they should they should live on an island if they look if they look super young like if they have like a youthful well you know because it doesn't it doesn't matter how they look if they are that old yeah that's that's a problem in their brain yeah what's like what's like blady dressed they could look i mean they could look cool like an elf dresses like a yeah like a 33 year old v-lun soldier

V-Lone Soldier? I saw V-Lone Soldier at the bowling alley while I was in Wilmington. Yeah? Yeah, and I saluted him. It was pretty cool. Dude, the fucking, the minute I get into V-Lone. You need to start wearing a full V-Lone, bro. Honestly, that would be so cool.

I get really into V-Lone. I get really into Anti-Social Social Club. I get really into... That would be big. What's that third one? Revenge, the Travis Scott shoes that are just Van's old schools with the... The lightning bolt in the site? Uh-huh.

That would be sick. Dude, I saw, I saw, never saw somebody wearing those in my life. I might have to get a V-lone shirt for the next live show. Yeah. Yeah. You got to, dude, you got to get the Travis Scott Revenge. I'm actually, no, those are the fucking, the, who's the Ian Conner? I might have to get, fully V-loned up.

Yeah, I think I need to, I need to start planning a fit. Yeah. I already got my plan out. I think I need to get it. I guess don't spoil it. Oh. Well, I don't care. I don't mean, unless you want to.

What? The fit. I don't know what it is. Should I get a two-part tummy rocker tattoo that says doo-doo? That would be really sick? You should get, well, I mean, just old English, just do-doo across the belly. Yeah, that would be really tight. That would be cool.

Is it Ian Connor? I don't want to, I said something very crazy just then. What? Ian Connor is the raper. Okay, all right, all right. Because that name just is like. From Smosh, yeah. Yeah.

That name literally is like. Anybody's name. Yeah, I know. That's like you making up. Devil da fucker. That's like Demonious X trying to make up. Trying to make up names. Exactly.

Yeah. It's like Demonious X coming up with a one person's name. I think I'm coming up on a, on a, on a, on a swag turn. Yeah? I think I'm coming up on, I think I'm going to change my whole swag soon. I think I'm, I think I'm, I think I'm, I think I might turn into a biker. I think I think I'm becoming zero. I think I might be going zero swag.

Really? Yeah. I feel like there's something to, though. Yeah. I think it's going to be the next big thing. I've been wearing, I've been literally wearing the past two weeks. I've been wearing sweatpants and Tom and Jerry pull over sweatshirt. I think I'm going to just wear that forever.

If you went full China though? Full China could be really, so, okay, the China thing is so hard. It's so difficult because they're really like what it is missing. And I know I said this before is missing the crucial element that there is no hat that I'm allowed to wear. You can wear a rice patty, bro. Just pop it on. I did. Oh, actually, I could.

did see a cool when I was in rice paddy hat I didn't buy it because it was really expensive for no reason but like a there was a hat in Chinatown there was like a red baseball cap with like a dragon on that's perfect you know what you could get do you guys want to Chinatown I would like to go to Chinatown yeah I just get full China fits yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna let's go like next week yeah I'll go I'll go whenever dude I just hey I just finished up being my my COVID quarantine that I definitely didn't have all along and it's just my girlfriend that had it and I never actually had it so I didn't spread it to anybody or give it to anyone

I completely beat it doesn't mean you could go to you went to Chuck your cheese every day it's cool yeah I spread it to thousands and thousands of people I've never worn these socks before I just sorry what um yeah no go ahead say what you're going to say no talk about your song

no what did you never see before on your RDS oh and when we go to China we're going to finally buy a fucking Mahjong set okay oh yeah because they have those on We got to play my own. You know, you could get, there's this, there's, the RDS Red Dragon, Red Dragon skateboard is their logo.

It's like the Red Dragon thing, but it looks like a penis. I'm not wearing anything the skateboard-related. Yeah, you're wearing something right now. What? Pants. What? My seed.

What? I nutted on him. You nutted on him? He nutted on him? I can't be wearing anything skateboard-related. Why not? Not because I don't think skateboarding is cool or whatever. No, but if anybody, I can't be a person wearing like skater stuff and then people come up to me and start talking about skating.

I like that. That's like, to me that's like the best feeling in the world because then you just go like, yeah, you could get that hat. Skaters hate when you don't skate and you wear skating. Yeah. So it is so funny to be like, like I lost it, but I had that frog skateboarding bini. Oh, yeah. And a couple times a lot of time, yeah, I lost it. Well, I was in one week, a couple times all I was home.

So I'd be like, frog skateboarding, I'd be like, I don't skate at all and just smile. I think they got so mad at it. I just can't be... They think it's for them. They think it's Fibu. Yeah. Yeah. I just can't have people trying to talk to me about something like that.

I don't care. I don't want it. I don't want them to talk to me. It is funny when like you guys, we run into like my friends who I skate with at a bar and then you guys are trapped in the conversation with me and them. They're like, oh, that dude did like this at the... That happened one time and me and Kim just left. No, you guys stood there for like a couple minutes.

Yeah, and then we left while you guys kept talking. It's true. Oh, yeah, because he was like, oh, yeah, the fucking owner of this bar did, like, a nolly, like... I swear to God. I swear to God, I thought that was the Rizza for, like, the first 20 minutes of you guys were talking about.

Really? Yeah. Damn. I thought it was young Rizza. It looks cool. Damn. It is funny how every skateboarder that you hang out with just looks so homeless. Yeah.

Just big ass clothes. Big ass clothes. I was thinking about... Little jar that they... Out of the Wu-Tang Clan, like, they form because they all love, like, martial arts movies or whatever. And, like... Two of them love...

martial arts movies way more than the rest of the rest of them don't go to fuck yeah but yeah but you know their whole thing but their whole thing is like oh they're all named after different characters

for martial art movies that shit and think about like in like 10 years like just what the next Wu-Tang clan will be like themed after I was thinking about like a Wutan clan that grew up like watching Finger family videos and they're like

yo that's Spider-Man that's Dora that's Elsa that's Elsa do you remember that they like sample all the like the like learning colors with horses

videos and stuff Elsa give birth but I was trying to figure out what the next like thing when the next Wutang clan will be that was

it was all the fucking like all the hip hop blogs would be like odd future the next Wutang and they'd be like fuck you

we're not the new Wutang and then like Haji like mellow hype had a hook in the song that said we're the new

Wu Tang so it's like none of them could fucking figure out who was which the Wutang did the right thing

if they just like stuck together for so long Odd Future only lasts like five years Yeah, that's true Then Haji Beats knocked up Nelly Furtado

Did he? Uh-huh Dude good for that fatty Hattie No, that's not You're thinking of a different guy No, there's a fathor He's in jackass now

Oh Hey, good for that fatty Yeah, good for that fatty Yeah, good for that fatty. Yeah, good for that Nelly Furtado The promiscuous girl Uh-huh

She had sex? Uh-huh Oh my God She had, yeah Oh my God But he Haji Beets had that He had the first

line of a song, I think it's a Wu-Tang sample. The first line of his song his verse was, eat a cock and comb mayonnaise ham sandwich. That's disgusting. That's a good, good line. I think we've... Didn't Big Sean date that girl from Glee

who drowned to death? Lee of Michelle. No, no, no, no, not Lee, Michelle. What was your name? The other one. What's her name? Cori Monteth. Corey Monteth. Yeah. Half the, like most of the cast of Glee is dead.

There's three of them. Three of them are in the main six. or seven yeah the curse of glee man god's punishment yeah i hope the rest of them from making a gay show he struck them down where they stood that show is crazy it is it is it's nuts i never saw it until like this year

when like anna's watching it's just like whoa like this is what people are watching like what the fuck is this people love it people went crazy for it yeah i can't believe that people like watched that show and then like where, like, grew, like, tried to, like, grew up and we were, like, calling people out on Twitter and stuff. Yeah, those are the people who dominate the world now, with the glee, the glee enjoyers.

People who, like, yeah, like, those are, like, the people who are, like, woke or whatever. Yeah, it's, like, you watch the show. It's, like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's also such a, like, 2009 idea of what a, like, diverse cast is. Yeah, it's, like, we'll have a...

Gay, black wheelchair. Yeah, well, no, it's, yeah, it's like, gay wheelchair to black people who date each other, to Asian people who date each other. other like yeah yeah it's for they weren't willing to go two people who will soon kill themselves who date each other yeah wouldn't uh isn't there an episode where like a student went down syndrome accidentally becomes a school shooter probably yeah yeah there's that show is like insane i would not that's like that's the craziest thing i've ever heard it's all shit like that it's

crazy i think i'm conflating something or maybe it's a different show But I think a student with Down syndrome accidentally becomes a shooter. Accidentally? They have a gun in their backpack. They have a student with Down syndrome who's essentially the slave of the evil teacher. Oh, the Jane Lynch character? Yeah. Yeah.

Why didn't you say slave? Yeah, slave is a little... I said essentially. Okay. I guess that covers it. Yeah, no, that's fine. I think that passed in any... It's the show.

The show made him an essential slave. Yeah. Made her an essential slave. that's my best. Sorry, a slave-ass. A slave- Yeah, dude, that show is a... It's nasty. That was like the first of its kind. Yeah. My mom really liked Glee.

Oh, dude, my mom. That fucking show changed my mom's idea on gay marriage. Oh, yeah. Becky brought a gun to school. Is the episode of the game? What the fuck was wrong with these people, dude? It's nuts. No, I mean, I would probably have killed myself if I was on that show. It would have made me completely crazy. She brought her father's gun to school

because she was afraid of being out of school after graduating. That's how they wrote that episode. So she was going to keep everyone in school with a gun? Yeah. I mean, I guess the writers were like, well, it doesn't have to make sense.

It's like, who cares, right? Yeah. Yeah. Who's the writer of that show? Quinn Tarantino? Yeah, well, who's the guy who does American Horror Story. Oh, really?

What? Yeah. Really? That makes sense, actually. That's an also fucking crazy, stupid show. Yeah, that show sucks shit. What's his fucking name? I don't remember his name. Ryan Murphy.

Yeah, Ryan Murphy. Yeah, that's the same. Both of those? That's why they're both like that. That's why the same people like them. That show also is dog shit. That show is committing me so mad. It's so bad, dude. Sarah Paulson's married to the mom from two and a half men.

I don't know who either of those people are. Sarah Paulson's the lady from American Horror Story. In fact, Connie Britt was American Horror Story. And who else is in it? The People versus OJ. She plays the lawyer. The thing that pisses me off most of an American horror story is people try to pull the shit where they're like, well, yeah, it sucks now.

But the first season was actually good. So you only have I seen this dog shit. Yeah, you turn on the first episode and it's like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. I think Adam Levine was in a season. It's like a ghost story haunted house with like everything in it. Yeah. Because it has to be 21 episodes.

Yeah. So every episode's like, there's a, there's a dead girl in the well. Yeah. There's a ghost shit. Is it Ryan Murphy? I thought the person who did American Horror Story also did nip tuck. You might have done all three. I mean, there's probably multiple people who work on TV shows.

Who did The Office? That was Michael Scher. That was funny. Yeah, that's Michael Scott. They have the, uh, on Peacock. I learned on my mom's birthday. They have the super fan versions of the office. Your mom learned about my peacock on her birthday.

Yep. All right, episode over. No! No!